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Chess Master Kasparov To Retire

fembots writes "Former world champion Gary Kasparov has announced that he is to retire from competitive chess. The chess grandmaster, a leading critic of Mr. Putin, heads a group of top Russian liberals who have joined forces to keep Vladimir Putin from staying in the Kremlin after 2008."

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  1. Upgrade by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's okay, because Kasparov 2.0 is coming out and it's gonna whip IBM's hairy blue ass.

    1. Re:Upgrade by ElectricBrain · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats so damn funny I can't think of a reply.
      ...
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      oh, wait, I just did!!! d'oh

    3. Re:Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't it work? http://googletea.com/

    4. Re:Upgrade by DenDave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah!! Grandmaster Gary for President!! Imagine strategic armament talks between Bush and Gary!!
      ROFL!
      Gary will have Bush doin' the monkeyboy dance in no time!!

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    5. Re:Upgrade by b0r0din · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bush already does the monkeyboy dance. It's called 'being president.'

    6. Re:Upgrade by oconnorcjo · · Score: 4, Informative
      Nah!! Grandmaster Gary for President!! Imagine strategic armament talks between Bush and Gary!! ROFL! Gary will have Bush doin' the monkeyboy dance in no time!!

      Actually I would be very concerned if Gary became the leader of any organization. He has DESTROYED every organization in which he has had power.

      GMA - ever heard of it? It was an organiztion to help GM's get better purses and conditions for tournaments. Garry helped create it and then completely destroyed it (with no help needed).

      FIDE - Almost destroyed FIDE and to this day FIDE is a much weaker organization. When Garry said I am world champion and the title is mine no matter what FIDE says and does, he cracked the "legitimacy" of FIDE. In This case Gary had help from Nigel Short.

      PCA - An organization Garry created to give a world championship title. Got sponsorship from various companies including Intel. Eventually destroyed the organization because he wanted to play deeper blue. Goodbye PCA.

      Ever since the PCA was destroyed, Garry has stayed away (or been kept away) from powerfull positions in chess orgs. and chess is much better for it!

      I would be very concerned about Russia's Leadership if Garry Kasparov was ever elected president.

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    7. Re:Upgrade by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Kethinov wonders if Kasparov uses KDE in Kremlin.

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    8. Re:Upgrade by babici · · Score: 1

      well i think more for the IBM hairy blue ass...:) latelly they become lenovo-ibm yellow-blue ass http://geocities.com/sisteme_alarma/

    9. Re:Upgrade by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Considering who we have in the office at the moment, it can't really be any worse than that.

    10. Re:Upgrade by igny · · Score: 1

      yellow-blue ass

      Incindentally, "yellow-blue" sounds exactly like "I love" in Russian. (there is a well known phrase "Yellow-blue tabia" which sounds like "I love you" in Russian.

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    11. Re:Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Considering who we have in the office at the moment, it can't really be any worse than that.

      Who do you want in charge? Bobby Fisher?

    12. Re:Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol its funny becuz bush is dum lol

    13. Re:Upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since the PCA was destroyed, Garry has stayed away (or been kept away) from powerfull positions in chess orgs. and chess is much better for it!

      You're kidding, right? Are you seriously claiming that the chess world is in a better state now than when the PCA was around?

      I also don't even understand your claim that his desire to play Deep Blue destroyed it, but whatever...

    14. Re:Upgrade by bryonak · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with you that Kasparov has done quite some damage, but that's not the whole truth.

      He increased the public interest in chess aswell as the prizes in the tournaments. Before him, only the top players in the world could afford a living by playing chess alone.
      Nowadays all the grandmasters and many IM's don't have to look for an additional job to get through life.
      I should know, I'm an active tournament player myself ;)

    15. Re:Upgrade by orangesquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Haha.

      You know, I wonder what retirement is like for someone who's job is what most consider recreation?

      "Hey Garry, you up for a game or two?"
      "No, sorry.. I'm retired. If you'd like, though, we could go put in some ten-hour days working retail."

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    16. Re:Upgrade by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Actually I would be very concerned if Gary became the leader of any organization. He has DESTROYED every organization in which he has had power...

      Yeah, they should've gave the job to mild-mannered Bobby Fisher instead.

    17. Re:Upgrade by operagost · · Score: 1

      Yup, because chess-playing skill directly translates into politics and diplomacy.

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    18. Re:Upgrade by fupeg · · Score: 1
      FIDE - Almost destroyed FIDE and to this day FIDE is a much weaker organization. When Garry said I am world champion and the title is mine no matter what FIDE says and does, he cracked the "legitimacy" of FIDE. In This case Gary had help from Nigel Short.
      Kasparov was hardly the first to ever do this...
    19. Re:Upgrade by kotyara · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. Gary is a briliant chess player. But he acts as a moron (child?) every time he is involved in politics. If he ever becomes a leader of a country with nuclear weapons that will be a disaster for the whole world.

    20. Re:Upgrade by tbischel · · Score: 1

      Not to mention his highly successful business ventures. See if Kasparovchess.com is still around.

    21. Re:Upgrade by DenDave · · Score: 1
      Yeah, they should've gave the job to mild-mannered Bobby Fisher instead
      ROFL!!
      At least the Middle East would quiet down.. after he nuked every last one of em..
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    22. Re:Upgrade by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      According to a recent poll, 40% of people living in Russia would prefer to see Stalin as their leader.

    23. Re:Upgrade by DenDave · · Score: 1

      *cheesy 80's computer voice*
      Would you like to play a game?
      *kasparov*
      sure, what you want to play?
      *'puter* Thermonuclear war

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  2. Deep Blue by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn, I guess now Deep Blue will need to find a new friend to play with?

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    1. Re:Deep Blue by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Damn, I guess now Deep Blue will need to find a new friend to play with?

      How about the W.O.P.P.E.R. (sp?) from War Games.

    2. Re:Deep Blue by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      In other news, Vladimir Putin has announced that Deep Blue will be joining his cabinet...

    3. Re:Deep Blue by ElectricBrain · · Score: 0

      Bobby Fischer? Oh wait...hes in jail....and crazy.

    4. Re:Deep Blue by notthe9 · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new bored chess-playing machine overlords.

    5. Re:Deep Blue by PedanticSpellingTrol · · Score: 2, Informative

      WOPR (since you asked)

    6. Re:Deep Blue by NeuralAbyss · · Score: 1

      ....Would you like to play a game?

    7. Re:Deep Blue by mirko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do you say he's crazy ? Because of his opinions ?
      Lemme ask you one think: The guy is intelligent : That's a fact.
      He says controversial things.
      People call him crazy because of such things.
      Don't you think what he says should be analyzed before concluding he's crazy ?
      I for one didn't (I don't even know what the man said, BTW).
      I don't know what he claimed but this might have been quite spectacular otherwise he'd still be around : crazy people don't happen to be hunted like he's been.

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    8. Re:Deep Blue by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Lemme ask you one think: The guy is intelligent : That's a fact.

      The man's intelligence is not a fact. Has it been measured formally? Can you attest to such results?

      The man can play chess, and is a grandmaster, and is in a group of people one of whom is the best known chess player in the world. That is all fact.

    9. Re:Deep Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Chessmaster has to be a mastermind.

    10. Re:Deep Blue by kurosawdust · · Score: 1

      Nah, they had a falling out a few years back - see this incredibly bad conspiracy-theory movie for details.

    11. Re:Deep Blue by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
      The man says that three groups are out to get him. The Jews, the CIA, and the Secret Jews. George H.W. Bush gets to be a Secret Jew by the way, which is odd because I always thought he was head of the CIA. He claims that if he is extradited to the U.S., he will be jailed (true), tortured (okay, maybe less unlikely than it used to be), and executed (I'm going to go out on a limb here and say "probably not").

      His support for the September 11 attacks is controversial (and certainly won't make him any friends) but I agree that it does not make him crazy. Being delusional, however, does indeed make him crazy.

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    12. Re:Deep Blue by danheskett · · Score: 1

      A Chessmaster has to be a mastermind.
      I believe that, 100%. But that does not mean necessarily "intelligent".

    13. Re:Deep Blue by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      The tragic thing where Bobby Fischer is concerned, is that any child in the USA today that exhibited the attitudes and behaviours that he did, would be drugged up and subjected to a bombardment of "therapy" to make him normal.

      Bobby Fischer is so good at chess, that most people aren't capable of understanding how good he is. But his genius is not a seperate thing to the rest of his personality. The next 'Bobby Fischer' might be into maths, or biology or physics and he's probably being blitzed with psychiatrists right now.

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    14. Re:Deep Blue by websaber · · Score: 1
      "a group of top Russian liberals who have joined forces to keep Vladimir Putin from staying in the Kremlin after 2008."

      I just hope that retire means the same thing in russian as it does in english!

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    15. Re:Deep Blue by tbischel · · Score: 1

      Not Fischer, who's all set for a long stay in prison.

  3. a sad day for chess by slunk1 · · Score: 1

    a sad day indeed, what more can be said...

    1. Re:a sad day for chess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's not dead.... he's just resting...

  4. Kasparov To Retire.... by Uukrul · · Score: 1, Funny

    and to be replaced by a Computer.

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    1. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      IIRC, Deep Blue has already been retired. After their first win, IBM decided they already got enough PR value out of it, and besides Kasparov's team accused IBM of bending some of the rules. Future games may have been tougher for blue if more restrictions were placed on it.

    2. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Future games may have been tougher for blue if more restrictions were placed on it.

      Future games would have been easier, too, since the bugs started to get worked out, and because the amount of computer power available to Deep Blue would keep going up.

    3. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Bending the rules? This is the first I've heard of this. Anyone know more about it? What sort of "rules" can be bent in chess? "Ok, you can only look X moves ahead", or "you have to wait a realistic 400 milliseconds between your move and punching the clock, just like a real player". Something like that, or what? And what further restrictions could be placed on it anyways? If the computer isn't doing it's best to beat the opponent, what's the point?

    4. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      IIRC they accused IBM of modifying Deep Blue's programming between matches.

    5. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379296/

    6. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny

      They gave Deep Blue "take backs", because otherwise he'll have a tantrum and upset the board. Who knew emergent behavior would be such a pain in the ass?

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    7. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      I know at one point at least a human made a move other than what Deep Blue told him to do. Not sure if that's what's being refered to. Maybe not.

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    9. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by gilliboo · · Score: 1

      "IIRC they accused IBM of modifying Deep Blue's programming between matches." Hmm... not sure how that's cheating! Can't I change my game plan after the 1st match? Which rule of Chess does this break?

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    10. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by b0r0din · · Score: 1

      I don't know if that necessarily breaks chess rules, but consider that a game plan vs a computer is much different than that against a human opponent. When you play a computer in chess, you have to adjust to the fact that a good computer already has a huge database of openings. Kasparov probably played strange openings and defenses against his computer opponent. Also, you must consider that a computer is a program, and for the most part (and no not often in chess) it will run the same or a similar way each time. I don't know if it actually happened, but having a human being then adjusting the computer opponent behind the scenes is to me the equivalent of cheating. In other words, by modifying the programming, he wasn't playing a computer; he was playing a human AND a computer. That certainly changes the whole idea of man vs machine - it then becomes man vs man+machine

    11. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by gilliboo · · Score: 1

      Ok, I see your point there... *IF* the programming was changed mid-game.

      However, if I say "here's a chess computer, try and beat it" Then you lose, you can't say, "hey you changed the programing before we started". Even if it's changed between games in a series, I still don't think it's cheating. The human is allowed to adjust, why not the computer.

      (Granted, it's a human adjusting the computer, so the answer may not be as clear cut)

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    12. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandmasters will study the games their opponents have played beforehand.
      IBM steadfastly refused to show Kasparov the games that Deep Blue had been trained on.

      More underhanded than you'd think.

    13. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Kasparov wouldn't be allowed to talk to his coach and read a book to learn a new opening between games in the same series, would he? You can adjust yourself but you can't get external help, which Deep Blue had.

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    14. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect. Deep Blue was a chess computer completely implemented in hardware. Any change, whether a performance improvement or a bug fix, would mean rebuilding the entire machine from scratch, every part, for many millions of dollars.

      Unlike "engines" like Fritz and Crafty, Deep Blue was a machine -- both (minimal) software AND hardware.

    15. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he would. In fact in the old days when games were adjourned, you could get others to help you analyze the position before resuming play.

    16. Re:Kasparov To Retire.... by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

      Deep Blue is a Wookie??

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  5. Please Note by XanC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Liberal" here refers to the classical liberals opposing monarchies and arbitrary power. Not the socialist version of the word "liberal" we have in the US.

    1. Re:Please Note by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative

      And here is a link to that committee in which Kasparov participates.

    2. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Let's see....

      Named George, prone to initiating ill concieved armed conflicts, favors holding prisoners without trial or even reasons, and considering the new bankrupcy bill, thinks all peasents should also be serfs....

      I think the two ideas of liberal are in remarkable coincidence.

    3. Re:Please Note by DarKry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No i think liberal means the same thing pretty much everywhere..

      1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.

      2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

      try here.

      And we "socialist" fit #1 fairly well if I do say so myself.

    4. Re:Please Note by mc6809e · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.

      2. Favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded.

      [snip]

      And we "socialist" fit #1 fairly well if I do say so myself.

      Hmmm.

      What happens when the socialist philosophy itself becomes orthodox or dogmatic?

      Maybe you're confusing "liberal" with "leftist". They're not the same thing.

    5. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      > No i think liberal means the same thing pretty much everywhere..

      No no no, Liberal in the US means "Un-American OBL loving commie bastard". Do you not watch Fox at all????

    6. Re:Please Note by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Informative

      You would be well served by relying on more then a dictionary definition of the word "liberal." I have several historical texts I can loan you that would disabuse you of the notion that socialism and liberalism are compatible.

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    7. Re:Please Note by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because "liberals" in the US are socialists? please.

      Liberal typically refers to people in favor of progressive reform, not reverting back to antiquated practices, ideologies, or institutions of the past.

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    8. Re:Please Note by FuturePastNow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the term "liberal" (and conservative) has come to mean whatever the hell people want it to mean. Though in political science we distinguish between capital-L and lower-case liberal.

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    9. Re:Please Note by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that many people don't distinguish between socialism, communism and "Stalinism" or "Maoism". They are all "manifestations of the Evil Empire".

    10. Re:Please Note by mothlos · · Score: 4, Informative

      Liberal in the international political sense are ideologies limiting government intervention in the activities of the governed. Clinton in the U.S. and Blaire in the U.K. are generally considered moderate liberals. Strong liberals have many different parties, but in the U.S. the largest strong liberal party is the Libertarian party.

      Left refers to ideologies which reflect increased government intervention in economic matters generally with the goal of increased egalitarianism and decreased intervention in the social behaviors of the governed.

      While communism is a leftist ideology, Soviet style communism was largely statist, conservative, or totalitarian in nature meaning ideologies supporting increased control of both economic and social matters.

      The final major compass point in political ideology is Right. Right (the direction, not meaning correct) parties have ideologies favoring decreased government intervention in economic matters and increased intervention in social matters. These parties often focus around their reactionary policies to social change, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. The U.S. Republican party is a party on the Right.

    11. Re:Please Note by ratnerstar · · Score: 1

      Socialism is the belief that the means of production should be in the hands of the government. If you contend that American liberalism advocates this, then I'll have to ask you for some evidence to support that view. If that is not your contention, then you really should refrain from making comments about word usage since you clearly don't know what you're talking about.

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    12. Re:Please Note by DarKry · · Score: 1

      Please note the quotation marks around the word socialist...

      Thank you for your time...

    13. Re:Please Note by Niten · · Score: 1

      I'd say that the designation of American citizens and non-citizens as so-called enemy combatants, and the subsequent detention of these persons under the scepter of a nebulous "war on terror" and without the recognition of their basic human rights, very well falls under the category of arbitrary power.

      I am an American Liberal. I oppose this.

    14. Re:Please Note by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      My apologies, I am guilty of hasty posting.

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    15. Re:Please Note by ivlad · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nope, "liberal" here refers to a group of people providing political lobby to anyone with enough money. So, now they're building a foundation for bring their "clients" to the presidency.

    16. Re:Please Note by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Liberal pretty much means the same thing here in the US too. It's an english word after all.

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    17. Re:Please Note by killjoe · · Score: 1

      What do you mean socialist? Do you mean socialist as in creating the largest govt department socialist or socialist as in giving people free perscription drugs socialist. Perhaps you mean socialist as in giving increased benefits to veterans socialist or maybe even enacting steel and softwood tarrifs socialist.

      I am curious to see what your definition of socialist is, mainly because I suspect your definition of socialist includes george bush.

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    18. Re:Please Note by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

      I'm a socialliberal ("social" for the social benefits and securities, "liberal" for freedom, democracy and civil rights) who also supports the monarchy we have in Sweden. I'm quite a mix.

    19. Re:Please Note by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Liberal pretty much means the same thing here in the US too. It's an english word after all.

      ``Two nations divided by a common language''.

      By observation from outside, `liberal' as a political label in the US has been completely subverted by a bizzare cooperative move from left (who wanted to co-opt the label) and right (for whom the ideas traditionally associated with the label, free markets, personal responsibility etc, were dangerous).

      As an indication of the change, consider the fact that The Economist, being British and liberal, but with a large US readership, regularly feels the need to remind readers what it means by the word.

      BTW, contrary to the impliction in the story summary, the 2008 Free Choice organisation is not liberal per-se but pro-democracy. Perhaps all the big members are liberals, I don't know, but the aim of the organisation is to try and get Russia moving back towards democracy.

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    20. Re:Please Note by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It's not so much confusion as it is a deliberate tactic by those "on the right"* to discredit their opponents. You could be a centrist, and they'll call you a lefty, because your position is left of theirs.

      *Our right wing leaders in the US have left behind their conservative values and are into authoritarianism now. They might profess to be conservatives, but they are not. It's become politics in it's purest form, i.e., not based on any professed principles and ideals, but merely grabbing and holding power, winning at any costs.

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    21. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what if being non orthodox and non dogmatic becomes orthodox or dogmatic?

      God, is that a dumb thread!

    22. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Liberal in the international political sense are ideologies limiting government intervention in the activities of the governed. Clinton in the U.S. and Blaire in the U.K.

      Then something is wrong somewhere, because Blair (no e, by the way) is right now in the House of Commons attempting to push through a draconian bill that would allow the Home Secretary to remove a persons right to liberty on at best flimsy "inteligence" and in many cases, without having to present evidence or even tell the suspect what they're accused of.

      If that's "limiting government intervention in the activities of the governed" then paint me red and call me Susan.

    23. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Our right wing leaders in the US have left behind their conservative values and are into authoritarianism now. They might profess to be conservatives, but they are not. It's become politics in it's purest form, i.e., not based on any professed principles and ideals, but merely grabbing and holding power, winning at any costs.

      And this here is leftism discrediting rightism. You are guilty of the crime you are advocating against.

    24. Re:Please Note by kahei · · Score: 1

      1. Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry. ...

      And we "socialist" fit #1 fairly well if I do say so myself.


      In the US maybe. In the UK, socialism is the prevailing dogma and the traditional, orthodox attitude.

      Does that mean that the set of beliefs that is liberal in the US is not liberal in the UK?

      Or does it rather suggest that defining your beliefs in terms of what kinds of people you oppose ("established, traditional, orthodox" etc in your case) is not as useful as defining them in terms of what you actually believe?

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    25. Re:Please Note by iamacat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Socialism is an economic system. Democracy is a political system. Liberalism is a way of individual's thinking. The three have little to do with each other. You can have a liberal king in a socialist country who advocates free market reform because he doesn't want to arrest people who just sell stuff they made.

    26. Re:Please Note by be-fan · · Score: 1

      "Liberal" in the US means someone that most other countries would in this day and age consider a moderate. Your right about the historical definition of liberal, but US liberals are quite a ways away from being even remotely socialist. Nader (someone too extreme for most American liberals), could be rightly called a "moderate socialist".

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    27. Re:Please Note by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not nessicarily.

      Some people take liberal to mean the same as progressive or leftists, which is another dictionary definition.

      Libertarians are what some would call "classic liberals."

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    28. Re:Please Note by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 4, Informative

      No i think liberal means the same thing pretty much everywhere..

      You sadden me. There are two (2) diverging branches of liberalism. In most of Europe and Britain, the term "liberal" is usually assumed to refer to the original branch (usually called "classical liberals"), in most of the US, the term "liberal" is usually assumed to refer to the much more recent "social liberalism" branch).

      All "serious" US parties have at least a tiny amount of "classical liberal" in their genetic makeup, but the Greens have almost none, the Democrats only a small amount, the Republicans a fair bit (particularly on economic matters), and the Libertarians are almost pure classical liberals.

      The order is reversed if we look at "social liberal" principles - the Libertarians have almost none, and the Greens think about little else.

      For most Europeans, the only true, solid "liberal" party in the US is the Libertarians, Britain has no "liberal" party, Germany has the Free Democrats, New Zealand has the ACT, and so on. (Note, incidentally, that all those parties are rabidly free-market, and usually favor a flat income tax - core ideas for classical liberals, heresy to US-style "liberals".)

      For most Americans, the only true, solid "liberal" party in the US is the Greens, Labor in Britain, or any of several parties in Germany or Britain.

      If you're interested in classical liberalism, check out John Stuart Mill's "On Liberty" - a great book which pretty much defines classical liberalism, but has very little to do with the modern Democratic party - because the modern Democratic party simply isn't classically liberal. Also check out this page for a decent discussion and more background.

      (Mind you, I think both threads could probably agree that Putin is bad, but if the original author was European, he was probably thinking of views that in the US are popularly called libertarian.)

    29. Re:Please Note by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      And this here is leftism discrediting rightism. You are guilty of the crime you are advocating against.

      Funny that you assume that I'm left of center. I'm a fiscal conservative and registered Republican, and I feel betrayed by the criminals that have taken over the Republican party.

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    30. Re:Please Note by skubeedooo · · Score: 1

      Liberal typically refers to people in favor of progressive reform, not reverting back to antiquated practices, ideologies, or institutions of the past. And how does that have anything to do with the word "liberal"? I'm not saying you're wrong, just curious.

    31. Re:Please Note by johansalk · · Score: 2, Insightful



      You guys in the US have been misinformed and made illiterate enough to think that liberal and socialist are bad words. Liberals are socialists, and neither is a bad word at all. Liberal and Socialist are labels to be proud of; fascist and oligarchic are what should be shameful to you. Liberals or Socialists are secular humanists in favor of progressive reform and enlightening society, not reverting back to antiquated practices, ideologies, or institutions of the past; in fact, if anyone wants to revert back it is the originalists and essentialists (The GOP/Republicans) who want to return the US to a Spartan rural oligarchy. I have just written about this on usenet.

      I'll cut and paste it here

      " I don't care who he is; if he compared Bush to Hitler as reported he's right on this, and he's not being inventive and this isn't new; it is widely known by anyone in the know. Anyone who knows enough about History and Political Philosophy knows for sure that Bush is comparable to Hitler as both are on the same side of History, same side of ideology, and same side of conduct, and the GOP ideologues are not shy about this; they have not hidden their admiration of the chilean fascist economics model, they have not hidden their cultish affiliation around Leo Strauss the protege of Carl Schmitt the prime Nazi ideologue, and they have not hidden their originalist and essentialist fixation on the relevant thought of Aristotle and Plato. Yes, it goes that far back in History, to Ancient Greece; Bush and Hitler, and the Nazi party and the GOP, are upholders of Sparta, the violent rural oligarchic dictatorship, they are not upholders of Athens, the peaceful cosmopolitan liberal democracy.

      He's right.

      Both Hitler and Bush were ultra-nationalist simpletons who exploited the Nation-Under-Attack anxieties and the 'patriotic' impulses of the simple, blood-and-soil masses and enlisted the interests of a corrupt, racketeering cadre of industrialists and financiers that foresaw in their domestic, social restructuring projects at home and warmongering, imperialist ambitions abroad ample profit opportunities. Both Hitler and Bush were messianic men with a passionate 'vision' and a sense of 'mission' who were obsessed with their personal safety and paranoid about the risk of assassination and their parties (Nazi, GOP) were suspicious and intolerant of disagreement and dissent to the extent of using the "treason" label (treason, un-Patriotic, un-American, hates America, and so on) against those who don't tow the party line. Both the parties of Hitler and Bush scapegoated minorities as political devices to forewarn of calamitious dangers to the original integrity of a good and glorious nation, most prominent of whom in Hitler's Germany were the Jews, and in Bush's USA were the Gays. Both parties pushed for legislation that suspended civil liberties and human rights in the name of national security, in Hitler's case it was the Enabling Act, and in Bush's it was the Patriot Act, which presence served to intimidate many ordinary citizens for fear of being suspected of "treason" and being persecuted on mere suspicion without due process, and both leaders and parties maintained an atmosphere of terror, applauded military armament and endorsed doctrines of preemptive war, with which they invaded other countries. Furthermore, Bush is supported by the same wealthy elements that tried to erect a fascist government in the US in the 1933 after the election of a populist president, Franklin D Roosevelt; the businessmen and bankers who admired European Fascism at the time and its heavy-handed stance against communists in its countries, and intensely disliked Roosevelt's "communist" reforms that entailed heavier taxes on the wealthy, concessions to labor rights movements, relief for the unemployed, controls over corporations, a social security program, a legal right for the government to regulate the economy, and so on, and conspired with Major General Smedley Butler to erect a Fascist government in the US. Butler exp

    32. Re:Please Note by Steepe · · Score: 1

      Libertarians are far left? You are so completely and totally wrong. Libertarians are farther right than conservatives. I know, I am one.

      You see, liberals think government should take money from the people and redistribute it. (after of course large portions of said money are eaten up in burocratic red tape) They belive people should not be allowed to profit from being smarter, or having better ideas than others. Liberals are for huge, monsterour government, and government oversight of EVERYTHING. Libertarians are the complete and total opposite. They belive social programs should be gone, or handled by charities, and that government should be as small as is humanly possible, and completely out of everyones lives. I, for one am happy as heck when the government stalemates and nothing gets done. If nothing gets done, it isn't costing me more money.

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    33. Re:Please Note by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No i think liberal means the same thing pretty much everywhere..


      In Finland (and pretty much rest of Europe) "Liberals" usually refer to people who support individual freedoms and responsibilities, low taxation, free-market economy and the like. I wasn't aware that socialists support those things as well!
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    34. Re:Please Note by DarKry · · Score: 1

      ok when did the word liberal become synonymous with politics. Its like it has been turned into some sort of buzz word up there with "terrorist" or "patriot" or "suicidal ninja monkey".... christ, get over it already its a damn word.

    35. Re:Please Note by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      And we "socialist" fit #1 fairly well if I do say so myself.

      Well, given that socialist ideas go back centuries, they are as established, traditional and orthodox as you might wish.

      But it is always a bad idea to rely on a dictionary in debate, ridiculous when you propose to use it to prove that a word has the same meaning everywere and pointless when you are looking at technical vocabulary, as in this case for the description of political philosophies.

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    36. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That description is vague to the point of being useless. It might as well say: 1. good 2. nice In the past, in the UK, we had a two-party system consisting of liberals and tories. The liberals were broadly centerist and the tories were right wing. This reflects (as I understand it) the two-party system in the US. Socialism came into being in about 1900 and led to the creation of the Labour party in the UK. Socialism was always an underground movement in the US. Now that (in the last 10 years) the UK labour party has moved to a centerist position, socialism has gone underground in the UK too. I notice that socialists will do deals with *anyone* if they think it will help their cause. Hence UK and US socialists joining Muslims in anti-war marches (the war wouldn't have been necessary if it wasn't for the deals that socialist France had with Saddam Hussein). Socialists are also trying to infiltrate liberalist movemants in the UK and the US. In the UK, the socialist SDP merged with the flagging Liberal party to create the social democrats (a party which flips between socialist and liberal policies seemingly randomly). In the US, Bush's increased majority can be entirely explained by the fact that the Democrats allowed themselves to be associated with socialists, whose bizarre and brain-dead campaigning techniques (eg the Guardian letter-writing campaign) brought the Democrats into disrepute. In summary, there *is* such a thing as a Liberal. The word has real meaning unlike the definition you supplied. It is seperate from socialism, the two only come together in "dodgy deals" that usually leave the reputation of liberalism in tatters.

    37. Re:Please Note by nnnneedles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Liberal comes from liber which means freedom.

      Liberal here in europe means someone who wants to deregulate markets and strongly embraces freedom of choice and a small state.

      It seems to me that liberal in the US has a different meaning, because the perspective used is from the far-right (i.e. conservatives), while in most of europe the perspective on liberals comes from socialists.

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    38. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A liberal may oppose this. The difference with a socialist is what he wants instead. See North Korea for more details.

    39. Re:Please Note by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Clinton in the U.S. and Blaire in the U.K. are generally considered moderate liberals.

      <Cough!><Choke!><Splutter!>

      Blair liberal? The man who is as we write attempting to eliminate habeas corpus from the UK legal system?

      On what planet is that considered liberal?

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    40. Re:Please Note by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 1

      Actually, I agree completely. "Liberal" (much like "conservative"), isn't really a political term at all, but a philisophical one. By contrast, "left wing" and "right wing" are political terms. The confusion comes when people use philisophical terms to refer to whatever misbegoten stew of policies their political party of choice is serving up at the moment. It tends to flatter the policies of the party, but it makes it rather more difficult to have meaningful discussions about them...

    41. Re:Please Note by Skye16 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely not. You're thinking of people as a static and 2-dimensional. Liberals think longer-term - especially when it comes to the offspring. Let me elaborate, for you, since you seem to be completely ignorant on what a liberal is.

      John A is a smart, hard working, intelligent man who has amassed himself quite a hefty estate through his own two hands (and brain!). Good for him!

      John B is a plain ol' joe, but also hard working, and hasn't put together an estate, per se, but he has a house and he isn't begging for food. Obviously he would like more money, but, he doesn't need it.

      John C is also a plain ol' joe, he also worked hard, but he didn't get to save up much money, just like the majority of people in America.

      Jack A is a dumbass who also refuses to put in hard work. He spends every cent he has on beer and lives with his family in a trailer. He can't hold down a job, so he lives on welfare.

      Now, according to you, no one should help Jack A, John C, John B, or John A. Let them live for themselves. And, truthfully, I would agree with you. However, once you apply ofspring to the picture, everything changes.

      John A, John B, John C, and Jack A all have children. John A can afford to send his children to a good private school, and then to a good college. They always have new clothes and they always have food in their stomaches. Hooray!

      John B sends his kids to a public school, which aren't terrible (though, perhaps not as good as a private school) and then to a state funded college, heavily banking on federal financial aid. His kids always have clean, newish clothes and they always have food in their stomaches. Still hooray.

      John C dies in a horrible car wreck, leaving behind 3 of his own chillens. Now with only one person working (assuming his wife does), they can barely pay the bills and put food on the table. The kids do without clean, newish clothes and start shopping at Goodwill (let's just hope they're indie hipsters!). If they're lucky, they go to college, but chances are, unless they have a rich aunt or uncle, they aren't going to be able to afford it (unless, of course, it's a community college).

      Jack A's kids end up getting jobs around the age of 15 just to buy their own clothes and their own food. Jack A does nothing and the kids pay for everything. They don't go to college because there is no way they could afford it. A few drop out.

      According to many libertarians, social programs are bad. As such, there goes federal funding for public schools (which may even cease to exist), federal funding for college (which makes it impossible for John B, John C, and Jack A's kids from ever setting foot in college), or even foodstamps/welfare, which may keep Jack A's kids alive, or, less dramatically, from dropping out of highschool or missing college.

      A liberal says "Hey, John A, we're going to take a little more of your millions of dollars and make sure that Jack A and John C's kids get some food and can make it to college". Why? Not just because we feel bad (and, really, making a law just because you feel bad for someone is pretty pathetic, so if that were the only reason, I wouldn't be a liberal either). It's because we know that having 6 kids go to college and become engineers or doctors or lawyers is going to be more beneficial to society, as a whole, than having 6 kids who pack groceries at the local supermarket. More income = more tax revenue, which means better roads, better schools, and, overall, more money throughout the entire country. We also know that by taxing more heavily on top, for the people with 3 BMWs and a Mercedes, instead of taxing the people who don't have enough money to put food on the table, much less pay for roads and schools and college (yes, they use them too, but, frankly, if you can't afford to feed yourself, that's it, game over). We also know that, even though we're going to make sure all these kids have the same opportunities at schooling (grade school and college

    42. Re:Please Note by asoko · · Score: 1

      You forgot one thing that I can see - Hitler implemented complete gun-control laws so that there would be no armed resistance.

    43. Re:Please Note by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      It does not mean the same thing everywhere. A "liberal" here in the Netherlands would be someone who wants free markets, less government regulation. What you describe is called a "progressive".

      Typically, left wing parties are progressive but want government control of markets, while right wing parties are economocially liberal but may be more authoritorian or conservative.

      Which is why in Europe one thinks of right wing parties as liberal, while it's the "left" (slight less right) party in the US that's liberal.

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    44. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And we "socialist" fit #1 fairly well if I do say so myself."

      Yeah, you and the most famous socialist of the 20th century, Hitler.

    45. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Back then it would have made a difference whether the population had guns or not. Today it doesn't. Today the reasoning is that freely available guns allow the illusion of freedom.

    46. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So liberals would want to reform things like...say....antiquated retirement pyramid schemes that rely on disappearing trends to have the appearance of generating interest? They would be in favor of getting rid of outdated institutions such as reactionary isolationist labor organizations? They would be in favor of newly liberalized immigration rules to allow more foreign citizens to move here or work here?

      Huh.

    47. Re:Please Note by zarathustra_slayer · · Score: 1

      The post you're replying to is making a distinction between "liberal" as used by most of the world and "left." Technically in the US, since liberal and left seem to be used almost interchangably, libertarians should be classified as "classical liberals." The original meaning of liberal is one who wants to limit the role of government in all facets of life.

      Libertarians are not further right than conservatives, because "right" includes a mix of economic nonintervention and social intervention. The war on drugs is an obvious "right" issue that libertarians are opposed to. Libertarians are against government intervention in either social or economic issues.

      The Libertarian Party website still links to the World's Smallest Political Quiz, which will show you the two-dimensional grid for understanding how these four cardinal directions of ideology relate, once you submit your answers.

      And yes, I am a registered libertarian.

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    48. Re:Please Note by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Liberals in the US are socialists. It's that that 'socialist' in the US doesn't mean the same as 'socialist' in Europe!

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    49. Re:Please Note by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      FYI, "right" on political scale of modern Russia has a somewhat different meaning (at least in common speech). Basically, it's anyone who is in opposition, and is not a Soviet-style communist/socialsit. Ironically, right parties in Russia are progressive (lefties are reactionary, as they are the ones who dream of returning to communism). By this definition, both classic liberals (libertarians for you Americans), and social liberals, are on the right. In fact, last I checked, we don't even have any classic liberal party.

    50. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the modern Democratic party simply isn't classically liberal

      I'm afraid you're wrong on this point. When it comes to economic liberties, you're absolutely correct, but with personal liberties, you're off the mark. Christian conservatives in the U.S. wish to legislate morality and curtail many freedoms while liberal democrats are champions of these rights.

    51. Re:Please Note by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What happens when the socialist philosophy itself becomes orthodox or dogmatic?

      Simple, dogmatic socialism is not liberal.

      A lot of the categorical labels are pretty misleading. They conflate too many things.

      In many ways, "liberalism" and "conservatism" represent personality dispositions, rather than political philosopies or values. The liberal personality believes that things can be improved upon, the conservative thinks that the proven ways are best. That's how political ideas that were liberal in the eighteenth century are now conservative.

      It's also while the necons are so widely reviled. They are essentially right wing liberals. Left wing liberals hate their right wing politics; right wing conservatives hate their liberalism.

      The old Soviet aparachniks were, at least superfially, left wing conservatives. They were in the exact opposite quedrant if you will from the necons.

      Of course the left/right dichotomy is oversimplified too. It should at least be exploded into two dimensions, like the people over at the politicla compass have.

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    52. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn... Let me go get my tin-foil cap!

      Why does it seem that the conspiricy theorists that have gone off the deep end are so hung up on Hitler? Not to say everyone who talks about hitler is a nut, but the connection is definately there.

      Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean they arent out to get you, but it doesn't mean they are either.

      I totaly fail to see the connection between Hitler and Bush on any level except that they are/were both leaders in their respective countries and thus perform similar duities due to their jobs. Just because the jobs are similar doesn't mean they are similar philisophically or morally.

    53. Re:Please Note by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      Sure, the libertarians are close to the classical liberal ideals. At least in their own eyes. It's disputed by just about anyone else who uses the label, though.

      The french revolution is a long time ago. Any statement that this or that group embodies the ideals of classical libertarianism is just propaganda.

      US libertarians shouldn't try to impress people with their lineage, because like classical bastards, they haven't got one. And their politics today is a mishmash of blue-eyed fanaticism and hypocrisy, IMO.

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    54. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a typical whiny leftist liberal idiotarian. Why don't you move to Cana-DUH or Russia so you can be with your ideological limp wristed brothers?

    55. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I am an American Patriot (ie a Conservative) and I SUPPORT the detention of terrorists and any person who is looking to destroy us. Limp wristed liberal asshats like you may not like it, but freedom isn't free and if you want to be able to drive your pussy hybrid car and drink your pussy latte then you have to accept that our society needs protection and our military is the last line between us and the terrorists.

    56. Re:Please Note by BagMan2 · · Score: 1

      In a more general sense, liberal refers to people who want change from the status quo, and conservative refers to people who want things to remain as they are or were.

      So, in America, liberal's are those who want a more socialist agenda (among other things), since we tend to not to be that way now. In Europe where they are already heavily socialist, liberal means something completely different. Likewise for every other country in the world like Russia.

    57. Re:Please Note by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 1

      Wow. You invoked Godwin's Law before most of us dumb uninformed Americans were even awake. Not that we could read your loony rant because we're illiterate.

      Perhaps it was a clever reverse troll? You whined about total ignorance and mischaracterization of the left, and then spun around and ignorantly mischaracterized the American right. Intentional or not, it was an excellent illustration of the mindless partisan idiocy and distortion that you claim to dislike, at least when it's applied to the left.

    58. Re:Please Note by bryonak · · Score: 1

      You've got it wrong.

      Socialism is a political system that includes the economy aswell. You can very well compare it to democracy. (We did it in school here ;) )
      Communism for example is based on socialism (read Marx and/or Engels for more info on that) The problem is that in the US the term was distorted and abused for various interests and reasons. That's why it's meaning isn't well known to many people today. Here are some links about socialism: Liberalism can be pretty much of an economic science too, but I think it's all right declaring it as a way of thinking.
    59. Re:Please Note by lbmouse · · Score: 1

      So basically... "Forced Charity" administered by a very inefficient organization.

    60. Re:Please Note by bryonak · · Score: 1

      err, forgot the links :o)
      http://eserver.org/marx/1877-soc.utopian.sci/ [eserver.org]
      http://worldsocialism.org/usa/socia lism.html [worldsocialism.org]

    61. Re:Please Note by ypoint · · Score: 1
      "Let me elaborate, for you, since you seem to be completely ignorant on what a liberal is."
      I found the parent's definition pretty good. It seems like it doesn't describe your favourite ideology positively enough, but a definition should be neutral enough so that everyone can agree on it. Then it's possible to understand each other without having to read through lengthy rants with John A, B and C and Mercedeses and BMWs. I didn't read all that but somehow I'm quite sure that even other liberals would be embarrassed to see their ideology represented by that.
    62. Re:Please Note by solistus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The term Socialism is so abused by the general public and, in particular, the American Right that nobody seems to know what it is anymore. The Soviets practised, in theory, a radical form of Socialism that most Socialists do not approve of. They didn't even live up to those ideals, however, and became good, old-fashioned authoritarians. I think that hey!'s assertion that they were "left wing" is flawed. After the early stages, most people with any real power in the Comintern were very conservative in that they were against change in policies, and right wing in that they wanted a very defined power structure. The leftist philosophy expressed in their propaganda was empty and false. Socialists in the non-Communist sense are usually either Social Democrats or Democratic Socialists. Social Democracy is basically just liberal, left wing politics in the mainstream- the far left of the Democratic Party in the US could be described as such, as can most of the liberal parties in European nations. Blair used to consider himself a Social Democrat, and I believe that Schroeder still does. Social Democrats believe that we need more welfare, less militarism, less corporate control of the state, and other leftist things, but they don't necessarily want any major changes to or replacements for Capitalism. Democratic Socialists are a bit more radical. They want real change- either an abolition of so-called Capitalist institutions like the free market, or major changes to make them more acceptable (high minimum wage and a maximum wage such as that in Japan are a good example of one of these major changes). However, like Social Democrats, Democratic Socialists hate resorting to violence and absolutely oppose revolutions in Western countries. The question of revolution in countries under somewhat more authoritarian nations is a point of contention. Some, like myself, straddle the fence somewhat. I consider myself a Democratic Socialist, but some call me a Social Democrat. I won't get into my beliefs, since I've probably already posted enough that nobody cares to read, anyway.

    63. Re:Please Note by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Charity implies doing something out of the good of your heart to benefit other people for the sake of doing it.

      This is benefiting the youth of America so that they go on to make our country better than it already is. There is no "goodness of our heart" in this - it's about the benefit of society as a whole, not on a personal level.

    64. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change for the sake of change.

    65. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you might remember that the leader of the leftist green party in Finland is also an ex-liberal. There are leftist liberals also they just have joined the more powerful green party. Of course the "real" liberals a frindge party that don't have any representatives in the parlament.

    66. Re:Please Note by Darby · · Score: 1

      And this here is leftism discrediting rightism. You are guilty of the crime you are advocating against.

      Funny that you assume that I'm left of center. I'm a fiscal conservative and registered Republican, and I feel betrayed by the criminals that have taken over the Republican party.


      Neat how he gave a blatant example of what you were talking about though.

      You stated a few very obvious absolutely true *facts* and he attacked you because you aren't goose stepping in time.

      It's the same type of attitude that allows those cowards to viciously attack a war hero (McCain) and then claim to have a shred of patriotism.

    67. Re:Please Note by johansalk · · Score: 1

      Your post is empty of substance that there is really nothing I find in it I can respond to; here's what's in your post: "loony rant", "reverse troll", "whined", "spun around", "ignorantly mischaracterized", "mindless partisan idiocy and distortion". All these are namecalling, not intelligent, evidence-based discussion or arguments. Go read some history and political philosophy to educate yourself, learn how to discuss evidence and provide counter-evidence, how to analyze arguments and provide counter-arguments, and then come back and try again. It's ironic that you used a phrase such as "mindless partisan idiocy" when your entire post is nothing but that.

    68. Re:Please Note by Steepe · · Score: 1

      You seriously live in a fantasy world man.

      First off, there are TONS of ways for the bottom of the rungers to go to college, without suckling on the government teat. They can...

      1. get a student loan MILLIONS of people do it, soak the loans, get a good education, then pay it back when you are making the scratch.

      2. Do as I did and go in the army for 4 and get a GI bill. Didn't cost me a dime to go to school, got an outstanding education, nothing to pay back.

      3. Actually STUDY, get excellent grades, work hard, and get a SCHOLARSHIP. or, practice, work hard, and get a sports scholarship.

      None of the above penalize #1 and 2 dude, or the rest of society, and have the same affect. The only difference is, you have to do something to earn your ride. Oh my god, earning your way through life. how could it be?

      Besides, as the welfare system works today, people are rewarded for having more kids and not raising them, so said kids end up on the same program.

      Your whole idology is just like communism, works great on paper, doesn't work for crap in the real world.

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    69. Re:Please Note by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      That's a very "modern American" view of the definitions. Libertarianism owes much of its ideology to classical liberalism.

    70. Re:Please Note by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      That's funny, 'cos it's working just fine now. And just so you know, the only student loans you can take out right now that don't require you to pay them back immediately are subsidized by the federal government. I suggest YOU step out the fantasy world, my friend.

      The only loans I could get were ones that were either a: unsubsidized (and due for payment immediately - about fucking useless, I may add), or b: through my parents, who, frankly, didn't see the need for college. I rest my case.

      As far as number 3 goes, not everyone has the talent to do that. In fact, I had two discs pop in my lower back and had to have surgery to remove the inner goop my junior year of highschool. There goes any chance of 2 OR 3 for me. If it weren't for the federal government, I'd be working in Wal-Mart right now, instead of making 3 times that and paying - guess what? - 3 times as much in taxes. No, more than 3 times as much, because I'm in a much higher tax bracket than I would be then.

    71. Re:Please Note by Darby · · Score: 1

      Not that we could read your loony rant because we're illiterate.

      How about you actually try looking it up.
      Those are very well established facts.
      You might not think it matters, but the facts are what they are.

      The rest of your rant was as inane and ignorant.

      The indisputable fact is that the current cabal in power is extensively influenced by Nazi philosophy. The President's grandfather was in business with the Nazis while we were at war with them.

      These are all facts.

      Whether or not they matter is certainly open to debate, but to dismiss absolute fact as "loony rants" merely serves to make you look like a fool.

    72. Re:Please Note by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 1

      Empty of substance? Because it wasn't a long winded rant devoid of any attachment to reality?

      If you think Bush even mildly resembles Hitler, you are completely out of your fucking mind. We are not marching across continents subjugating people, in spite of the worst spin by the loony left media on events in Iraq and elsewhere (or did you miss the elections?). We are not rounding up millions of people to exterminate because of their race and/or beliefs. Bush is also not centralizing and federalizing power, he is trying to decentralize and privatize things. Hitler was also a brilliant public speaker (as disgusting as his ideals were). And Bush bears what resemblance to him? Pretty much none. It's just a name-smear job to try and make him look evil.

      He is also not bankrupting the US, intentionally or not - we are intentionally pursuing a weak dollar policy to make our manufactured goods more affordable during a recovery. WHAT A TERRIBLE IDEA, CREATING MANUFACTURING JOBS AND MAKING AMERICAN GOODS AFFORDABLE. Clearly, we are on the road to bankruptcy by creating a decentralized, privatized, fertile economy that generates private jobs and makes American goods more affordable abroad.

      The fact that you even bring Jerry Falwell up at all demonstrates your colossal ignorance of American politics. Jerry isn't even a bit player in the national political scene, and is almost universally mocked (though most often just ignored) by people of all political persuasions here.

      Counter-evidence seemed futile because your rant was so detached from reality. I threw you a few bones, we'll see if you can even let those sink in - but I suspect I'll get nothing logical in return.

      My response was also hardly partisan, as I wasn't endorsing or attacking a particular party as you were. I'm not a Republican and I didn't vote for Bush in 2000 or 2004 either - I'm just tired of the loony comparisons.

    73. Re:Please Note by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 1

      Please, show how the current 'cabal' (LOL) is extensively influenced by Nazi philosophy. Which particular racial/ethnic/religious American mix of international mutt is the 'master race?' When do we start rounding up the Jews? When does Bush do a complete 180 and start nationalizing everything instead of the current push to privatize things more and more? When do we round up all the guns from private citizens? When do the book burnings start? When do we start taking over other countries? The US invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan bear little to no resemblance to Nazi Germany's march across Europe. They didn't depose murderous dictators repeatedly condemned by the League of Nations (no UN at the time) and set up democracies, in case you missed it.

      Does anyone every study unrevised history any more? Does anyone actually remember what the Nazis did, beyond 'bad stuff and like Bush is like totally doing bad stuff too so he's like totally a Nazi, dude?'

      IBM did business with Nazi Germany. Does that have any bearing on them or the management's relatives in this day and age? No. Ford and GM, too.

      I see little more than a 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' connection between Bush and Naziism. You can quickly connect Nazis and former Nazis to Germany's government, many (if not most) large corporations that were around in the 30s and 40s, and much of FDR's aerospace and nuclear programs. Trying to connect Bush to Naziism demonstrates a complete lack of historical perspective and is so ludicrous it seems pointless to try and debate anyone who is so deluded.

      Where are the alleged similarities?

    74. Re:Please Note by jallred · · Score: 1

      Do you seriously not believe in legistlating morality? You don't believe that there should be laws against rape, murder, theft, fraud, abuse, etc.? Almost the entirety of criminal law is based on legislating morality, i.e., making laws about what is right and what is wrong. I guess the one upside of not legislating morality is that we would no longer have to fund prisons.

    75. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought people in favor of progressive reform were positivists.
      And liberal, they are talking about economy, where liberalism means that the state won't interfere in economy, which is quite a capitalist way of thinking. [because as I remember, in a socialist country, everything is owned by the state, so the economy is owned by the state too]

    76. Re:Please Note by Cody+Hatch · · Score: 1
      You are quite correct that the social conservative wing of the Republicans are profoundly not classically liberal, but neither are the Democrats. To pick an example:
      • The more "conservative" Republicans wish to ammend the constitution to make same-sex marriage illegal.
      • The more "liberal" Democrats wish to ammend to constitution to make same-sex marriage legal.
      • The true classical liberals wonder why the government is getting involved in religion at all. What next, FDA rules requiring everyone to follow (or not follow) the dietary requirements of certain religions?

      To put it more generally, I think the problem is your trying to make sense of politics in terms of a single left/right axis. If you assume that the oppositite of "conservative" is "liberal", and that the Republicans are "conservative", then if the Democratis oppose a Republican policy, then this must make them "liberal". The problem is that this isn't really so. Politics isn't a small narrow strip of land, but a vast territory.

      Incidentally, several countries in Europe have banned the display of religious symbols, such as crosses, stars of David, or headscarves. Would you deem this policy "liberal", "conservative", or something else? For my money, it's deeply illiberal, but by no stretch of the imagination would I deem it conservative.

      John Stuart Mill said that "If mankind minus one were of one opinion, then mankind is no more justified in silencing the one than the one - if he had the power - would be justified in silencing mankind." That, in my view, is a core value of liberalism. He also said that "The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant." - also, in my view, a core value.

      However, looking around at both the Republicans and Democrats, neither seems to be very serious about free speech, the Democrats wish to excersise government power for people's own physical good, and the Republicans wish to excersise government power for people's own moral good. Therefore, whatever philosiphy either party may claim to champion, it isn't liberalism (or, at a minimum, isn't classical liberalism).
    77. Re:Please Note by nasor · · Score: 1

      "According to many libertarians, social programs are bad."

      More precisely, a libertarian would say that government exists to protect our individual rights, and that the government should not be able to trample someone's individual rights in the name of the "greater good". Libertarians believe that a person's right to not have their private property confiscated trumps someone else's right to most of the things that social programs provide. Most libertarians would agree that it would be a "good" thing for a rich person to donate to a scholarship program so that poor people could go to college - however, libertarians do not believe that the government should be able to force people to be beneficent.

      "A liberal says "Hey, John A, we're going to take a little more of your millions of dollars and make sure that Jack A and John C's kids get some food and can make it to college". Why? Not just because we feel bad (and, really, making a law just because you feel bad for someone is pretty pathetic, so if that were the only reason, I wouldn't be a liberal either). It's because we know that having 6 kids go to college and become engineers or doctors or lawyers is going to be more beneficial to society, as a whole, than having 6 kids who pack groceries at the local supermarket."

      I don't think anyone, including libertarians, would argue with you about it being better for society as a whole to have more highly trained, educated professionals. Libertarianism is about the belief that you shouldn't be able to use "it's for the greater good" as an excuse for ignoring individual rights. Of course it's for the greater good to take money from your hypothetical "John A" and use it to send poor people to college. Heck, if John A has retired on his wealth and is no longer a productive worker, why not just kill him and use all of his considerable assets for bettering society? After all, that would be beneficial to society as a whole - which is the same justification that we used for confiscating a fraction of his money.

      That's the fundamental difference between liberals and libertarians; liberals want to strike a balance between individual rights and the good of society as a whole, while libertarians believe that the good of society as a whole should never be used as an excuse for depriving someone of individual rights.

    78. Re:Please Note by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      People always say this while completely ignoring the lessons the Vietnam war should have taught.

    79. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm talking about ensuring liberties as being the basis for law. Morality has nothing to do with it. All the crimes you listed involve depriving another person of their liberty in some way. No value judgement is needed. You don't need to say murder should be illegal because the gods say so and it's "immoral." No, murder should be illegal because it deprives another citizen of their liberty. The government doesn't need to involve itself in legislating morality. Think about it. Please.

    80. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. I see your point and thank-you for taking the time to explain it to me. I'd give you karma if I could.

    81. Re:Please Note by mothlos · · Score: 1

      I never said they were far Left, I said they were liberal in the true sense of the term. Libertarians (in general, diversity is the rule) agree with the Right on some things (e.g. tax policy) and with the Left on others (e.g. abortion policy). The term 'liberal' used to describe Democrats and other Leftist parties is part of a rhetoric campaign by Republicans to focus public debate on social issues in order to win votes of what is commonly called the 'Southern Democrat'; people who desire both government assistance programs as well as greater government intervention in social policy. By calling themselves conservative they are referring to their policies on things such a abortion, flag burning, etc. which they can frame well enough to sway those voters. My intent wasn't to imply that Libertarians were far Left by any means. The model I presented wasn't a line, it was a plane with four corners: Left, Liberal, Right, Statist. I hope this clarifies.

    82. Re:Please Note by mothlos · · Score: 1
      Please don't misquote statements to make a point.

      Clinton in the U.S. and Blaire in the U.K. are generally considered moderate liberals.

      Moderate being an important term in this statement. Both of these leaders are actually quite centrist in their views, but they both follow the 'third way' that was part of Labour's post-Thatcher rise. This basically means altering traditional Labour policies toward business and continuing privitization of government programmes. All of this anti-terror stuff is definately a notable detraction from his government's previous trajectory, but taken as a whole I feel it can be argued that his policies have been moderately Liberal.

    83. Re:Please Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You intellectuals lost me well before this level of posts. So I ask you, am I being repressed? Should I call for help?

    84. Re:Please Note by Darby · · Score: 1

      Which particular racial/ethnic/religious American mix of international mutt is the 'master race?'

      That would be straight people

      When do we start rounding up the Jews?

      That would be pushing for a constitutional amendment to formally create a class of second class citizens.

      You make the mistake of assuming that gas chambers are a requirement. The influence is in promoting hatred of a specific group to distract attention from real issues.

      When does Bush do a complete 180 and start nationalizing everything instead of the current push to privatize things more and more?

      Extreme right wing and extreme left wing are so similar in their results as to be different only philosophically.

      When do we round up all the guns from private citizens?

      Irrelevant. There is no longer a need for this given modern weaponry, and the sycophantic attitude of the current administration's supporters.

      When do the book burnings start?

      When a higher priority is given to censoring dirty words on the radio then to terrorism leading to a successful attack on America.

      When do we start taking over other countries?

      Fucking moron.

      Does anyone every study unrevised history any more? Does anyone actually remember what the Nazis did, beyond 'bad stuff and like Bush is like totally doing bad stuff too so he's like totally a Nazi, dude?'

      Sure, that's why the original post that you were responding to was so well thought out and researched. What you are doing is saying "He's nopt exactly like Hitler in every last detail so there is no point in drawing any comparison lalalalalalal"

      IBM did business with Nazi Germany. Does that have any bearing on them or the management's relatives in this day and age?

      This is the only statement you made that actually even addressed my point, and then only tangentially.
      The fact that the influence is there is indisputable. It's relevance is debatable as I said twice.

    85. Re:Please Note by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 1

      So you agree that almost everything is different, but they're still the same?

      Fuck you're stupid.

      Gay rights is one of my major beefs with the Republican party - they should get the hell out of the bedroom and stop legislating morality. However, this seems to be your single issue here, and you seem to forget what really happened to the Jews. There weren't a handful of hate crimes here and there, they systematically rounded them up and killed them. BY THE MILLIONS. Denying marriage and survivorship rights sucks, but it's just a TAD short of execution in a labor camp with a target of total extermination. Just a tad. 'Promoting hatred' is not lethal. That's not even what they're doing anyways.

      Everything else I said addressed the point - that there are few similarities between the Nazis and the Republicans. You even agree, point by point, but you're so hateful you can't apply any reason. The only attempt to address what I said was effectively

      1. Republicans (allegedly) hate Gays
      2. Nazis hate Jews
      3. Republicans are Nazis (QED)

      Exactly what I expected, and as idiotic as whatever you said to garner the little red dot next to your name months ago. I suppose in your proportionless hyperbolic world, that would qualify as a 'hate crime.'

    86. Re:Please Note by Guuge · · Score: 1

      a definition should be neutral enough so that everyone can agree on it

      That's why the rant you call a 'definition' should not be used. That's why you were given a thorough, well-considered explanation of what a liberal is.

      But you couldn't even finish reading it. How sad it is when people refuse to learn anything if it's not in a five-second sound bite.

    87. Re:Please Note by Darby · · Score: 1

      You even agree, point by point, but you're so hateful you can't apply any reason. The only attempt to address what I said was effectively

      1. Republicans (allegedly) hate Gays
      2. Nazis hate Jews
      3. Republicans are Nazis (QED)


      You are apparently completely incapable of reading.

      Nazi philosophy is marked by several things. One of them is creating an "enemy" group within your own country to distract from real issues.

      That is exactly what the current administration has done.

      The fact that the mechanisms are different is totally irrelevant.
      The fact that they are merely trying to destroy the fundamental founding principle of this country rather than gassing people is likewise irrelevant to that fact.

      'Promoting hatred' is not lethal. That's not even what they're doing anyways.

      Good lord, I'm intrigued as to how the fuck you would attempt to justify those utterly moronic statements.

      The fact is that the original posting laid out the parallels between the current administration quite clearly, and in an absolutely factual manner.

      The fact that your only response is to say that they aren't gassing jews so no comparison is possible is the sign of a truly deranged psyche.

      Go read it. Don't stop at the first mention of Hitler like you did before whining like a little bitch that "oh, no it can't be true whaaa whaaa whaaa."

      Read the fucking post.
      Do some fucking research rather than spout out nonsense. They are not hiding any of the facts in the original post. They are quite proud of them.

      It's scum like you who are too cowardly to look the truth in the eye when it is uncomfortable that are the primary problem the world is facing today.

      I suppose in your proportionless hyperbolic world, that would qualify as a 'hate crime.'

      What a fucking moron.
      Let's make up some random hot button item and pretend that the person you're arguing with believes in it rather than addressing the actual issues.

      Pull your head out of your ass and look around.

    88. Re:Please Note by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 0

      One last try.

      You have cherry picked a few secondary and tertiary traits or tactics used by the Nazis and drawn parallels to Bush - coincidentally, ones that are often used by ALL governments.

      The scale of the negative things done by Bush is several orders of magnatude less evil than what the Nazis did. It's not even close. This is why comparisons to the Nazis is ridiculous. You can rant all day about people who were allegedly connected here and there, and focus exclusively on more common and less prominent Nazi traits, and it means nothing.

      Shall I label you a Stalinist? I could dig up probably more evidence for than than you could to connect Bush to Naziism.

      Hate Bush all you want, but the Nazi comparisons hold no water. The whole 'do some research' canard doesn't excuse poor logic. I paid attention during history class, I *know* what the Nazis really did. Their primary traits were not 'make marriage illegal for some people and try and distract the country.' Clinton didn't support Gay marriage and used cruise missles to distract the country during his sexcapade scandal, therefore he's a Nazi too, right?

      I *am* addressing the issues, just because you say I'm not doesn't make it true. Bush isn't the greatest thing since sliced bread, but the Nazi comparisons are stupid. I've addressed all of the major traits of Naziism, and you've as much agreed that Bush isn't like any of those.

      Propaganda is used by ALL governments.
      Gays aren't nearly as demonized by the anti-Gay marriage crowd as you would like to believe (as sad and misguided as I believe they are)
      Prevention of marriage is not the same as sending to death camps.

      This Bush = Nazi ludicrous exaggeration is tired, old, and annoying. Cherry picking a few unimportant Nazi traits doesn't make someone a Nazi. One certainly doesn't need to be a Bush lover to recognize this.

    89. Re:Please Note by Darby · · Score: 1


      You have cherry picked a few secondary and tertiary traits or tactics used by the Nazis and drawn parallels to Bush - coincidentally, ones that are often used by ALL governments.


      No, I haven't.
      That has pretty much zero to do with what this discussion was about.
      The original poster who is not me picked several of the major traits and tactics used by the Nazis and demonstrated the parallels.
      Your response was to cry like a little bitch about gassing jews.

      The issue under discussion was the *fact* that a number of members of the Bush administration studied under and were *influenced* by a major proponent of Nazi philosophy.

      That's it.

      The fact is that when presented with that information, which if you had a scrap of partriotism you would already have known, you went into typical right wing pundit attack mode and tried to turn the conversation into being about somebody saying that Bush=Hitler.
      You are the only one who tried to create that statement out of somebody else's words which did not say that.

      The scale of the negative things done by Bush is several orders of magnatude less evil than what the Nazis did. It's not even close. This is why comparisons to the Nazis is ridiculous.

      That is an idiotic statement. Comparisons to the holocaust would be. Comparisons to the philosophy when many members of his administration took their doctorates under one of the main proponents of that philosophy are entirely relevant, and completely reasonable.

      Turning the conversation away from that and toward the holocaust is the act of a scumbag afraid to discuss the facts for whatever fucked up reason you have.

      Another fact is that there are parallels between the methods used by the Nazis and those used by the Bush administration. For example, calling anybody "un patriotic" if they take the patriotic step of questioning their government. This has been your entire contribution to this discussion. Thanks for trying to stop meaningful discussion.
      The holocaust is irrlevant in this discussion and was only brought into the discussion by you in an attempt to derail the conversation. Of course, setting up a concentration camp off of US soil for the purpose of torturing people with no evidence of any guilt is not gassing jews, so, of course, there is no similarity at all.

      Shall I label you a Stalinist? I could dig up probably more evidence for than than you could to connect Bush to Naziism.

      Oh, good lord.
      You could not dig up a single such thing because there are not any.
      The connections between Bush and the Nazis are clear and indisputable.
      His Grandfather was a huge admirer to the point that he commited treason to deal with them while we were at war wioth them.
      His administration was trained by a huge proponent of their philosophy.

      Those are the facts which are relevant to the discussion. Other atrocities commited by the Nazis are not relevant. The fact that that's the only thing you bring to the table and you alone brought it shows a total contempt on your part for intellectual honesty as well as frank and open discussion.

    90. Re:Please Note by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      I'm just now catching up on several day's worth of /., thus the late (and probably completely unread) post. Anyway...

      I agree with the other replier of this e-mail. Your suggestions are truly spoken as someone who thinks they "pulled themselves up by the bootstraps" but actually had a lot more going for them than they'll ever realize. Don't you realize the irony of complaining about government assistance for education when you received it yourself under the GI Bill (passed, incidentally, under Franklin Roosevelt, the paragon of economic liberalism)?

      As for your specific points:

      1. I took out student loans (and am still paying them back fifteen years later) and had a job to get through college, but it wasn't enough to pay for room, board, tuition, books, fees, transportation, and all the other expenses of college. If I didn't live at home with my mom and depend on her for money from time to time, I simply wouldn't have been able to go. Obviously, not everyone has someone like my mom they can count on to make up the slack. And all of these expenses have gone up disproportionately to income. I don't know how parents and students get by these days unless they have some serious financial resources.

      2. This is particularly relevant now: Going into the armed services these days is a very risky proposition. Making kids risk their lives to get an education is morally wrong. (Not that going into the armed services or offering education as one of the rewards is wrong, but making it a requirement for education, which is essentially what you're proposing, is.)

      3. Not all kids are capable of getting good enough grades or becoming athletic enough to get a scholarship. This depends a lot on the parent's involvement in their education. The kids who have parents who don't support their efforts are the ones who need the most help, and ironically the ones that are least likely to receive it.

      Like I said, everyone I know who continually touts how possible--sometimes even easy--it is to get a good education through nothing but willpower and motivation are people who had parents that took an avid interest in their education and paid for most or all of their college expenses. Maybe you're an exception to the second part since you were willing to risk your life in the Army, but as I said in number two above, that is clearly something that shouldn't be a requirement. You're obviously not an exception to the first part.

      Most liberals--including myself--believe that education is an investment that pays off many times over from generation to generation. We should be doing what we can to make it easier, not harder, to get it. If that includes government programs to provide economic aid to students, so be it. The next generation of skilled workers will pay off a lot more in the long run than saving the money now and paying more in welfare and lost opportunity costs later.

      Economic conservatives don't think about that, though. I think it's a product of our "screw the future, focus on the bottom line now" society.

    91. Re:Please Note by DarKry · · Score: 1

      Ummm for my point read the definitions I posted... I did not say "Liberal" mean "socialist" everywhere. I said liberal means "open to change" everywhere. At the bottom of my post the referal to "socialism" was sarcasm which you would have realized had you read the rest of the thread before rushing to get in your 2 cents (or in this case cent and a half). Thank you for your time friend.

    92. Re:Please Note by Grandmaster+Mort · · Score: 1

      Neither liberalism nor leftism is about "favoring proposals for reform, open to new ideas for progress, and tolerant of the ideas and behavior of others; broad-minded", period.

      --
      si vis pacem, para bellum..."if you wish peace, prepare for war"
  6. Oh he's good, by IInventedTheInternet · · Score: 5, Funny

    He had first planned his retirement at age 8, the man can plan ahead I tells ya.

  7. Putie by DarKry · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With brains like that against them the russian mob doesn't stand a chance

    We thought we were getting the mob out of power here in Ukraine recently, turned out we were putting a new one in.

    1. Re:Putie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      last time I checked a brain doesn't stop a bullet.

    2. Re:Putie by DarKry · · Score: 1

      actually I forgot to preview my post... slashdot cut out my [sarcasm] tags (non standard html or some such nonsense.

    3. Re:Putie by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      your superior intellect is no match to our puny weapons.

    4. Re:Putie by TheMeuge · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's too bad. If he goes against Putin, those brains will wind up serving wallpaper duty awfully fast.

    5. Re:Putie by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      last time I checked a brain doesn't stop a bullet.

      Well....it can, but it's not much good after. Neither is the bullet, but the bullet is less emotionally invested in the process.

  8. Godspeed Mr. Kasparov by insomnyuk · · Score: 1

    I hope you succeed in your plans, Putin is bad news.

  9. Chess vs. the KGB by tychoS · · Score: 5, Funny

    What an interesting match we are going to witness:

    The "Chess master" vs. "the KGB master"

    1. Re:Chess vs. the KGB by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      I expect we will hear a lot about Kaspirov, once
      Putin puts him on trial, and then not at all.

      Anyone out there know if Kaspirov already has
      his retirement dacha built in Siberia?

    2. Re:Chess vs. the KGB by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

      Chess master: I'm sorry, you can't castle when your king is in check...

      KGB Master: Watch me.

      I don't think the match will last very long when you can make up the rules as you go.

    3. Re:Chess vs. the KGB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a nice game of Global Thermonuclear War?

      WOPR

    4. Re:Chess vs. the KGB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Swat Team to g5,h4,and f3."

    5. Re:Chess vs. the KGB by Non-linear+Thinker · · Score: 1

      A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

  10. Sad, very sad day by mrak018 · · Score: 0

    For Russian politics.

    As a politician Kasparov is far from good.

  11. And in other news by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All those sports injuries from playing chess has forced Kasparov to retire.

    oh wait.....

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    1. Re:And in other news by reidleake · · Score: 1

      Well Lewis, http://imdb.com/title/tt0088000/ broke HIS arm playing chess.

    2. Re:And in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you say he's "hanging 'em up," what does that mean he's hanging up? His brain cells?

  12. What's next from IBM? by OxygenPenguin · · Score: 1

    Since DeepBlue was meant to soley process chess moves, maybe Putin will commission a machine to solely analyze Kasparov's organizational skills. I mean, c'mon, the last IBM special design machine beat his ass...why not another one?

    Yet another example of man vs. machine. Maybe they should design one that a 17 year old girl can't beat up, though.

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  13. If I were Putin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would inform the russian voters that Kasparov believes that classical antiquity was made up during the renaissance: www.world-mysteries.com/garrykasparov.htm

  14. Celebrities and Elections by porp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If his main point is to retire to promote his politics and ensure a head of state does not get re-elected (as the linked, BBC news blurb suggests), shouldn't he realize, just by looking at last year's U.S. elections, that a dissenting, political group spearheaded by a celebrity is a big fucking waste of time.

    I mean, this dude only played chess. He never did stand up comedy or married Susan Sarandon. Come on Gary, at least make a documentary where Putin plays Chess instead of going after terrorists.

    porp

    1. Re:Celebrities and Elections by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. He's got to be in some movies, be like the "Chessinator", decimating players left and right with big, dramatic explosions. Follow that up with driving around in a big Hummer, flex his chess muscles, and then he'll be ready to run for office.

    2. Re:Celebrities and Elections by KiloByte · · Score: 1, Troll

      Putin plays Chess instead of going after terrorists

      I'm sorry, but in the Chechnya war, it's Putin who is the main terrorist. It just happens that his opponents belong to a religion with a known strong affinity to terrorism themselves.

      While Putin is pretty much a new führer, it was not him who started this strategy. Chechnya was warring against the Russian occupation during the tzars time, and under Stalin's rule, nearly all the population was deported away from their homes! After a thaw roughly half of the population was allowed to return.

      Now, show me a nation that would not behave like Chechens do when faced with such treatment.

      Kasparov is just fed up with Putin's imperial tendencies, tendencies that tend to go unnoticed by the western world. Russia is gravitating towards Nazi-like dictatorship, and Kasparov belongs to those russians who would prefer democracy.

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      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    3. Re:Celebrities and Elections by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Week in Chess report on the press conference.

      He's retiring because he's been the top player for the last 20 years, he is the best ever, last year he won the Russian championship for the first time so he's won everything there is to win, most of it many times, and he can't see any new challenges. The mess in FIDE and the constant mess around the world championships sucked a lot of his energy, he'll just play for fun from now on.

      Politics is one of the things he's going to do in his newly found free time, but it's hardly the main story.

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      I believe posters are recognized by their sig. So I made one.
    4. Re:Celebrities and Elections by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

      Word up. There is no such thing as Western style democracy, there is just democracy. Freedom of the press, freedom of religion, etc. are part of the package.

      This is what Putin's supporters do not get. Wars of aggression do not have anything to do with this kind of government.

      M

    5. Re:Celebrities and Elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      , nearly all the population was deported away from their homes! After a thaw roughly half of the population was allowed to return. Now, show me a nation that would not behave like Chechens do when faced with such treatment.
      What I am up to write next some of you may find offensive, hence AC:

      There are much more nations in the world that didn't, then those that did. Here is one example: those ethnic Serbs native (several centuries) out of Serbia proper: Croatia, Bosnia, Kosovo. They rebeled in Croatia and parts of Bosnia, other borned and lived in Kosovo under constant threat, got deported (well, forced away on the gunpoint) and are still refugees. Return of even half of them back to their homes is very unlikely.

      However, although Serbs themself got worldwide publicity of bloodthirsty thugs during the war (but there are indications today, according to Hague Tribunal that their enemies did no better, when and where they had upper hand), there was no Serb terrorism after the wars (unless Holywood invent some, to give a little break to other ethnic groups who have reserved stereotype roles).

      I don't mean to say neither that everyone should take opression calmly and do nothing about it, nor that Chechens should stay under Russians (The one true question is why exactly is Chechenia important to Russia after all and why Chechens would deprive Russians of that if they had their freedom?), but I am strongly against the view that just anything can be justified with counter-blame of the other side. Beeing a Serb (not a surprise, eh?), I have heard same reasoning during the war, justifying what our side does with what others do, then or did in WWII or even before, to us, then again, from some apparently normal and "humanitarian" Westerners when bad things happened to my people in Kosovo they justified it as "right to revenge" (?!?).

      An eye for an eye and all the world is blind.
    6. Re:Celebrities and Elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. Both sides of a conflict can be villainous.

      For example, the Palestinians were displaced by the Israelis and the Israelis continue to treat them harshly, but that does not justify attacks on civilians. By the same token, the attacks on civilians do not justify restricting travel in and out of Palestinian settlements to the point that people are starving to death.

  15. More stuff by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a link to a more lengthy article with more information, including a video clip. Seems Kasparov, despite still having the best rating in the world, is retiring out of frustration with the FIDE. He's going to write a few books, including How Life Imitates Chess, in addition to politics.

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    1. Re:More stuff by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Funny...last time I checked, life was around well before chess was. Wouldn't it make more sense to title it "How Chess Imitates Life"? Doing it the other way is like saying "How Roosevelt Imitates Bush"...sure the equality might exist, but which came first isn't up for discussion.

    2. Re:More stuff by Scarblac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wouldn't it make more sense to title it "How Chess Imitates Life"?

      Not to chess players. Chess is a sort of mathematical construct, it's an idea that was discovered. Life has a starting date.

      As I understand, he's trying to explain how you can turn a chess obsessed mind towards other things, something that he claims to have done. Personally the games in my dreams are about as bad as the ones I play, so I'd rather put the programming obsessed part of my brain to work, but he is Kasparov...

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    3. Re:More stuff by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      It's a play on the well known expression "Life imitates Art." This statement connotes irony, because Art (at least in the West since the Renaissance and before Modern Art) was ideally supposed to imitate life.

      Get it?

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  16. More details and a video clip by barath_s · · Score: 1

    I saw it on chessbase first : Can anyone torrent this and mirror please ? http://www.chessbase.com/newsdetail.asp?newsid=225 8 Reading this, it seems to me that he simply burnt out. Frustrated by the lack of any concrete plans for a unified world championship. After all, the man has been the greatest for an unprecendented duration in modern chess. As he says, what else is left for him to do in chess ?

    1. Re:More details and a video clip by barath_s · · Score: 2, Informative
  17. Checkmate by Everleet · · Score: 2, Funny

    He always has been good at killing kings.

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  18. Re: He's not dead.... he's just resting... by WARM3CH · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, he's just resting but yet he has the top rating in the chess and many consider him as the greatest player in the world. He is in a good shape and although he has lost his last game in the Linares tournament, but has won the tournament.
    Chess like any other game/sport needs sponsors, fans and supporters and Kasparov has been a great name attracting many. His mere presense in a tournament would mean big support and big moneys for Chess. Other active Grandmasters, though not very far from him in theory, could not yet attract so much publicity, support and money to Chess. So I think to the Chess world, his retirement is a very sad news.

  19. Obvious comment to Putin by rf0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Check Mate..

    rus

  20. Latest News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    In other news, Vladimir Putin has announced that Deep Blue will be joining his cabinet...

    Soon to be renamed deep red.

    1. Re:Latest News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking hell, Putin's a Republican?!?!

  21. Congatulation for your chess career Garry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though Kasparov was no longer the official
    world chess champion lately, he was most
    certainly still the best chess player of
    his generation. His ELO rating was well above
    any other players. He also proved again
    that he was still the best by winning today,
    the day of his retirement, the prestigious
    Linares chess tournament. The world champion
    is last in this tournament by the way. This
    is a sorry situation for FIDE (Federation
    Internationale Des Echecs). Being a world
    chess champion does not mean anything anymore.

    We'll miss you Garry. I hope you find the
    time to perfect "My Great Predecessors"
    book series.

    Just another patzer.

  22. Chess grand masters by Mori+Chu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once you become a grand master at chess, does it help or hurt your chances with women when you tell them?

    1. Re:Chess grand masters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not when you tell it in a Go-club.

    2. Re:Chess grand masters by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it might hurt your chances if you tell them that you've been mating quite a bit lately...

    3. Re:Chess grand masters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero times anything is still zero, grasshopper.

    4. Re:Chess grand masters by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Once you become a grand master at chess, does it help or hurt your chances with women when you tell them?

      I guess it helps with chess playing women. There are some who have been known to "Elo-hop", i.e. there is a Dutch woman who's had four or five chess playing boyfriends, each time she dumped the one she had for one with a higher rating...

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    5. Re:Chess grand masters by zerojoker · · Score: 1

      come on! as if there were chess playing women...

    6. Re:Chess grand masters by Adrilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Especially since you're probably mating mostly men.

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    7. Re:Chess grand masters by hawk · · Score: 1
      Some of us are used to women only wanting us for our minds . . .

      :)

      hawk

    8. Re:Chess grand masters by parliboy · · Score: 1

      "Chess Players do it by Blitzkreig"

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    9. Re:Chess grand masters by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Once you become a grand master at chess, does it help or hurt your chances with women when you tell them?

      Helps until she burns thru all the prize money.

    10. Re:Chess grand masters by thelenm · · Score: 1

      Actually, grandmasters don't usually get that far. Generally the grandmaster's playing partner resigns and goes home before the grandmaster can make his final moves to go all the way.

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  23. Goodbye by arron_nz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I actually played Kasparov along with about 20 others at the same time as part of a school chess program. Smart man. He beat us all, of course. Best wishes for the future.

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    1. Re:Goodbye by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Was this one of those deals where 20 boards are set up, student versus Kasparov, and he goes to each board in turn to make his move? I always found that really impressive, mainly because it takes about all of my concentration to look ahead to my next move when playing against one mediocre opponent.

    2. Re:Goodbye by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I've been a "chess master" three times in such games. Granted it was at Ren (and Stimpy) Faire, so I don't know what his ranking really was. I've never been ranked for that matter. But it was pretty cool, if I do say so myself, having all of the nineteen he'd already beaten plus other spectators watching the games.

      Finally, he sort of sheepishly said we should give others a chance, so I went my merrie way.

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  24. RevisedHistory.org -- Kasparov's best website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    see The View of Garry Kasparov

    Everything you've been told is a lie. 1,000 years of "history" were invented.

  25. RevisedHistory.org -- Kasparov's best website by cnvrtus · · Score: 1

    see The View of Garry Kasparov Everything you've been told is a lie. 1,000 years of "history" were invented.

    1. Re:RevisedHistory.org -- Kasparov's best website by zaxios · · Score: 1

      see The View of Garry Kasparov Everything you've been told is a lie

      I was going to, but then I realized you must be lying as well.

    2. Re:RevisedHistory.org -- Kasparov's best website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha.
      what crap history you get from mathematicians.

      I should imaging that your average historian doesn't play chess very well either.

  26. Sad News by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have always admired Gary Kasparov and the things he has done for the chess world, I never really enjoyed playing through someone's else games until I saw his.

    There was a time I really wanted to be a great chess player. I would go to bed at night and stay up thinking of moves from games I had played earlier in the day. It would frustrate me to see so clearly what I should have done in certain situations, and aggravate me that things became so obvious after the fact. Sometimes I would go to sleep and dream of games that never even happened, and was really having trouble with the role the game was playing in my life.

    Found a book of translated interviews with grandmasters at a used bookstore and it straightened me out. Rosendo Balinas was a prude and never struck me as a real human being. Bobby Fisher was just indominatable and I had trouble relating to him. Kasparov, on the other hand, was kind of a playboy. He had real interests outside the game and saw the relation between what he was doing on the table and what political organizations did throughout the world. He talked about the 'chessbrain' syndrome and how he learned to turn it on to new things.

    Long story short: I read about Kasparov, studied Kasparov, tried to walk and talk like Kasparov. Doing so helped me become an easier person to be around. Eventually got laid, had a kid, took an interest in things outside chess.

    M

    1. Re:Sad News by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh my gawd... Gary Kasparov's advice helped you get laid?!

      To you, sir, I present the Nerdiest Nerd on Slashdot award. We who are still celibate salute you!

    2. Re:Sad News by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Eventually got laid, had a kid, took an interest in things outside chess.

      Good to see you got your priorities straight, and in order. Oh, wait. How did you get laid before you got interested in things outside of chess? =)

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    3. Re:Sad News by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      How did you get laid before you got interested in things outside of chess? =)

      Ahum... I present to thee The 1st World Chess Beauty Contest. Unfortunately you need to register before you can vote on photos. Chessbase has some examples. The first picture isn't really the best, but well, at least it shows that several people in the chess world have their priorities straight, while still interested in "things" inside of chess :-)

      (In general, over the last year it has become a huge trend in chess magazines etc to concentrate on pictures of chess playing girls... apparently it sells).

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    4. Re:Sad News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Nerdiest Nerd on Slashdot award

      Wouldn't getting laid pretty much preclude receiving that award? ;)

    5. Re:Sad News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Long story short: I read about Kasparov, studied Kasparov, tried to walk and talk like Kasparov. Doing so helped me become an easier person to be around. Eventually got laid, had a kid, took an interest in things outside chess.

      So if you hadn't read and studied about Kasparov, you would probably have gotten laid, probably have had a kid, and probably been interested in things outside chess too. Do you have proof that you're easier to be around because you studied Gary Kasparov? Or maybe because you just became more mature?

    6. Re:Sad News by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks! That was pretty cool. All that beauty and brains, too. I never thought of using chess as a keyword when searching the Russian Mail Order Bride websites! =) Hmmmmm.

      I noticed that with some of the professional female Go players in Japan, there's a kind of "idoru" or "pin-up" aspect. Not that I'm much of a Go player. I just like hot brainy babes.

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    7. Re:Sad News by ideonode · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh my gawd... Gary Kasparov's advice helped you get laid?!

      Well, Kasparov's advice was on how to mate...

    8. Re:Sad News by ProfitElijah · · Score: 1
      Eventually got laid, had a kid ...

      Yeah, once is enough ....

    9. Re:Sad News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Clever. ;)

    10. Re:Sad News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, for the love of $deity, give us the title of this book.

      I said, please. Now give it to me! ;)

  27. The difference by leereyno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The difference is that the celebrities over here were wrong. The country ignored them because they came off as the loony delusional rant monkeys they are.

    I don't know if Kasparov will be able to affect the future of his country, but comparing him to the Micheal Moore crowd over here and telling him to give up is just plain irrational, especially if he is a classical liberal (as opposed to the marxist variety the US is afflicted with).

    Lee

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    1. Re:The difference by Scarblac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, Kasparov in real life is also into history, and rather close to crackpot science. For instance, he doesn't believe there was 1000 years between the Roman empire and Newton, he thinks history has been artificially expanded by 1000 years.

      See e.g. http://www.world-mysteries.com/garrykasparov.htm.

      I also vaguely remember that he tried to form a political party after the fall of the USSR, and was voted down as chairman on the first day of his own party! Add to that all the political problems that always surrounded him in the chess world (PCA, FIDE, etc), and I think he's not all that much better than them at politics.

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    2. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The difference is that the celebrities over here were wrong.
      The way it looks, they were pretty much right on every single point. The problem is that the country as a whole is a dangerous war mongering rogue nation.

    3. Re:The difference by be-fan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heh. You don't see marxist liberals in America. The "fringe" is people like Nader, who don't advocate getting rid of corporations, just regulating them. There is an enormous leap from that to "dictatorship of the proletariat". The thing that pisses me off most about American politics is that certain people have managed to replace the rich and varied sphere of political ideologies with a few token carictitures, and have engaged in such a war on names that we are left without any vocabulary with which to intelligently discuss politics.

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    4. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Russian and I do not think Gary is in any way Russian. It's not only me, but everyone around thinks that way.

      I think he is pretty standard delusional been-a-genius. He is pretty irrational in everything he did outside of chess -- from point of view of mere Russian.

      So, if anyone from CIA reads that -- hire another guy.

    5. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:
      "Applying this massive computational power, a technique of artificial intelligence known as brute force, Deep Blue won..."

    6. Re:The difference by igny · · Score: 1

      For instance, he doesn't believe there was 1000 years between the Roman empire and Newton, he thinks history has been artificially expanded by 1000 years.

      Sounds like Fomenko's mathematical (statistical?) proof that we should amend our history.

      A quote: Did the crusaders really wait for 1000 years to punish the tormentors of the Messiah? What if Jesus Christ was born in 1053 and crucified in 1086 AD?

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    7. Re:The difference by hawk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      who don't advocate getting rid of corporations, just regulating them.

      Well, the line between "destroy" and "taxes and regulatory fiat equally 110% of profits" is a bit thin :)

      hawk

    8. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know which is funnier, what you said or the fact that you actually believe it.

      Have I got the site for you!

      http://www.democraticunderground.com/

      You should feel right at home with all the other "special" people who frequent the site. There you can bask in the aura of your own ignorance and blind zeal with other nimrods, never having to worry about reality rearing its ugly head and endangering your neo-communist fantasies.

    9. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look for yourself:

      http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/

    10. Re:The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People with extreme talents in one area tend to have deficits in other areas. Bobby Fisher is a raving anti-semitic zionist conspiracy lunatic for example, which is very odd considering the fact that his dad was jewish.

      Slashdot is a continuous testament to how those with extreme technical abilities tend to be completely and utterly clueless when it comes to politics. How else does one explain the abundance of people who espouse loony left propaganda that wouldn't normally fool a twelve year old? To be fair there are also many people here who are NOT like that, but the ones here who are like that, seem to be very extreme about it. Asperger's syndrome will do that I guess. Not only does it interfere with one's social skills, it interferes with one's ability to understand society in general, and recognize when ideologies are short sighted and contrary to human nature.

  28. Friends? by Skadet · · Score: 0

    "Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Someday you'll understand that."

  29. I don't buy it... by Statecraftsman · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This man is the greatest living chess player and he says he is retiring from competitive play? The article says he will continue to play because it is fun but will no longer play on a professional level.

    How can he play at any level lower than pro? Won't that be boring when he's still dominates the game? We all like a little rest and relaxation but I only give him 2 years before he's back to pro tournament play.

    1. Re:I don't buy it... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      I too have doubts, but part of his decision was his frustration at the fact that he would probably never get a chance to attempt to reclaim his title of World Champion. Besides, if he returned after a few years, he would no longer be number 1, and that wouldn't sit well with him.

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  30. *Sigh* Here is to the uninformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Kasparove has long been a very well known and influential figure in Sowjet/Russian politics. In the sowjet area he was one of the best known critics of the system and a champion of democracy, so he already has political standing. (Btw., him being opposed to the system and Karpov very much being part of the system was one of the things that really spiced up all of their duells then.)

    Now on to Putin. It's not only about Putin getting reelected, but about Puting changing the constitution/breaking the law to be able to get reelected. Like in the US the President can only be reelected so many times and Mr. Puting will not be allowed to run again in the next election. However, there are many that fear that Putin will somehow find a way to circumvent this "little inconvenience" and run nevertheless, or at least find an other way to stay in control.

    This would very clearly deal the deathblow to what is left of democracy in Russia nowadays and fighting against this happening certainly is a noble cause and should be commended.

    Finally, not that I'm really a good chess player, but it is sad to see a giant like Kasparove step down. He will be missed by everyone interested in chess I'm sure.

    1. Re:*Sigh* Here is to the uninformed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      in Sowjet/Russian politics. In the sowjet area
      Kamarat, du bist Deutch, ja? Kanst du schreib "soviet" in Anglisch?

      Sheesh, now I am slashpicking in poor German I don't even know. Call the exorcists!
    2. Re:*Sigh* Here is to the uninformed by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Informative
      However, there are many that fear that Putin will somehow find a way to circumvent this "little inconvenience" and run nevertheless, or at least find an other way to stay in control.
      A small (but important) addition: presidential party "United Russia" currently has parliamenal majority. This means that they can change the constitution if they so desire, to extend president's term, or allow him to re-elect for the third time.
  31. What's up with these chess masters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First Bobby Fischer gets so pissed off at the US government that he's going to end up either in prison or in exile (he's hoping for the latter). Now Kasparov is taking on his government, and knowing how things work in Putin's Russia (cf, Grozny) Kasparov could well end up in the same situation.

    But to be a little more serious, from reading the Committee 2008 website, it sounds like Kasparov is a very sane guy with noble goals, and a willingness to put his ass on the line to achieve those goals, whereas Fischer is a few pieces short of a chess set and his goals are repugnant.

    1. Re:What's up with these chess masters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or, Fischer's problems are exaggerated - he may be a bit nuts but he's not some evil mastermind.

      and Kasparov's actually an egomaniac who sees his power dwindling in chess and wants something bigger to replace it.

    2. Re:What's up with these chess masters? by smartdreamer · · Score: 1

      Makes me think they could play each other in a neutral country. Two great of the past fighting... or maybe something more like :
      will play chess for food.

  32. What about Advanced Chess? by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm curious to see if Kasparov will continue to be involved with Advanced Chess, a new form of chess which he introduced. Basically, in it a human and computer program compete as a team against other human-computer teams. This symbiosis is much stronger than either member alone, as humans and computers are better at different aspects of chess. It's thought that Advanced Chess tournaments may help further human-computer interaction.

    1. Re:What about Advanced Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like the chess competitions in Vernor Vinge's The Peace War.

  33. Actually, it has the same meaning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The current liberal is very against monarchies and arbitrary power. Sadly, arbitary powers happen to be in control of the USA, which explains why Putin is getting by with this shit. True Republicans and all Democrats are up in arm at the slow theft that is going on. Only the neo-cons seem to not care.

  34. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [to the tune of 'One Night in Bangkok' chorus]
    Retire to Moscow and the world's your chessboard
    He's in the Kremlin and he's got the key
    Like Dennis Moore dum dum da dee da dessboard
    It's more than lupines, it's for liberty
    You can ride the horsey to king's-bishop-3!

  35. New champion by szlevente · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With his retirement, he's delivered the final blow to the unification plan. The only way a new champion would've gotten credibility was by defeating Kasparov. Now that he's out, I'm sure there's going to be another mess around the championship cycle. But it's understandable he got fed up with FIDE, and called it quits.
    Anyway, he ended his career with a bang, winning in Linares. Too bad it's over, I'm sure he could've had a much longer career than Korchnoi.
    I just wonder, who the candidates for WCH are now...Anand, Kramnik, Leko? Topalov sure want his share now, that he's tied with Kasparov at Linares.

    1. Re:New champion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, both Kramnik and Kasparov have said that the unification agreement is completely undone, a long time ago now.

      If he really retires, it will make it easier for a process to come to light.

      When Karpov won the world champion when Fischer defaulted, he made sure everyone knew he deserved to be world champion. Whoever wins the next cycle has the same opportunity to do the same. Karpov was quite rightly acknowledge as undisputed world champion for a long time, his tournament record is amazing.

      You can talk BS about Korchnoi and the KGB which may or may not be true, but Karpov's games still stand on their own.

  36. Xtreme Chess by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear he's holding out for a package deal with ESPN and EA sports. He wants to be the Tony Hawk of Chess.

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  37. Putin in 2008? by gmajoe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The chess grandmaster, a leading critic of Mr Putin, heads a group of top Russian liberals who have joined forces to keep Vladimir Putin from staying in the Kremlin after 2008.

    It's important to note that Russia's Constitution places a limit of two consecutive terms on the presidency, which means Putin cannot be re-elected in 2008 unless the Constitution is changed. Of course, in 2003 he was granted authority to amend the Constitution, so he could now write himself into a third consecutive term. Putin has denied any intention to make such changes, but the possibility is still very real.

    1. Re:Putin in 2008? by jay-be-em · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Could someone explain to me how this is offtopic?

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  38. Checkmate! by dangitman · · Score: 0

    Knight to Queen 4. Instigate revolution!

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  39. Slashdot is dead; long live slashdot! by google · · Score: 1
    To select a few (I know, us liberals can be pretty selective):

    ... comparing him to Michael Moore... plain irrational... classical liberal... as opposed to marxist...

    I mean, I know this country is afflicted, I just didn't realize I was subpoenoed to appear in front of McCrathy's ghost already.... Oh, wait, a letter... From the White House! I mean, it's got the logo and everything! I'm so excited to open it... [ knock knock ]

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    1. Re:Slashdot is dead; long live slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is this McCrathy person? Why are you afraid of his ghost? Are you seeing appraitions? Do they speak to you? What do the voices tell you? My voices say that the time is near when I will have to kill....again. I must prove my love to Jodie Foster. To do that I must kill and kill again! Will she ever stop playing hard to get? Lesbians tend to be that way you know. The closest thing to a man she's ever had inside her is a turkey baster. But that will change. She will feel my raging phallus filling her again and again!!!! bwuhahahahahahahahaahahahahahah!!

      Seriously though, calling a red a red is hardly McCarthyism, no more than calling Bush a Republican would be. Of course some of you guys like to call him a Nazi, which does qualify as McCarthyism.

  40. If it's not a stupid question... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 1

    ...why is Gary Kasparov, an Armenian brought up in Baku, Azerbaijan and originally called Garri Kimovich Wainshteinborn, getting involved in Russian politics?

    http://www.answers.com/topic/garry-kasparov

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    1. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by mbaciarello · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I think one option is that, having been born during the Soviet Union years, and having presumably lived in Russia most of his life, he is now a Russian citizen involved in Russian politics.

    2. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by guacamole · · Score: 4, Informative

      Anyone born in the Soviet union could become a Russian citizen with relative ease. Besides, I am sure he was already spending much of his time in Russia before the breakup of the soviet union. Also Baku was a fairly cosmopolitan city before the break up of the soviet union with very large Armenian and Jewish communities living in it. After break up of the soviet union, most of the Jews left to Israel and nearly all of 200.000 Baku Armenians had been forced to leave Azerbaijan because of government sponsored pogroms against them. And I don't see why the ethnicity should be a factor that determines whether someone should or should not involve in politics in such a diverse country as Russia. It might not be well known outside but in many parts of Russia there are fairly large numbers of Ukrainians, Jews, Georgian, Armenians, and others living there (in addition to minorities native to Russian therritories such as those from north caucasus.)

    3. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by jonbeckett73 · · Score: 1

      Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger, an Austrian, born in Austria, who has made movies in America the governor of California?

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    4. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 1
      Anyone born in the Soviet union could become a Russian citizen with relative ease.

      OTOH many of the countries occupied by Soviet Russia can't seem to get their russian-born former masters to leave their newly independent nations. The current Kremlin regime is extremely hostile in its insistance that all these fifth column russians must be allowed to stay on (and yet again give the Russian empire an excuse to intervene in the future...).

      And I don't see why the ethnicity should be a factor that determines whether someone should or should not involve in politics in such a diverse country as Russia.

      Well, do the minorities really want to stay under Russian domination and continue playing minor roles even in their homelands, that is, when they're not being outright persecuted. Think for a moment: why are there so many "minorities" "within Russia" in the first place?

      It might not be well known outside but in many parts of Russia there are fairly large numbers of Ukrainians, Jews, Georgian, Armenians, and others living there (in addition to minorities native to Russian therritories such as those from north caucasus.)

      It is also not well known outside Russia that large numbers of Russians and these other nationalities were implanted by Stalin and his successors onto lands Russia grabbed from its neighbors, and continues to hold onto to this day with no intention of ever leaving. FWIW Russia's first democratically elected president Boris Yeltsin actually apologized for Soviet Union's crimes against its neighbors, but the current KGB-clique of Putin has turned that completely around, and these days Stalin and his land grabs are considered a source of ultra-nationalistic pride

      Fortunately most (but not all) nations invaded by Stalin have regained at least parts of their native homelands. China is still holding its neighboring Tibetan and Uighur people under such genocidal annexation that would make even Stalin proud.

      PS. Isn' the term "minorities native to Russian territories" somewhat of an oxymoron?

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    5. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      OTOH many of the countries occupied by Soviet Russia can't seem to get their russian-born former masters to leave their newly independent nations. The current Kremlin regime is extremely hostile in its insistance that all these fifth column russians must be allowed to stay on (and yet again give the Russian empire an excuse to intervene in the future...).

      There are large Russian minoroties in places like Kazakhstan, Ukraine, Blatic states, etc but most of them are NOT Russian born. Most of those peoples had been there for three or more generations. Are you proposing that they are just supposed to leave the place where they and their fathers were born and had spent their whole lives? No one is actually forcing them to leave although Kremlin has clashed with the Baltic states on the issue of human rights of the Russian minority living there (for examle, the Blatic republics basically banned recently all russian language schools despite having a +30% Russian speaking population) The usually politically correct European Union somehow fails to notice those anti-Russian abuses.

      Well, do the minorities really want to stay under Russian domination and continue playing minor roles even in their homelands, that is, when they're not being outright persecuted. Think for a moment: why are there so many "minorities" "within Russia" in the first place?

      Russia is a federation. Most "ethnic" provinces are autonomous republics with their own local governments with their own constitutions, presidents, and legislatures. Yes, those minorities have a fair share of power in their own provinces and they also participate in the politics at federal level. I'd say most minorities want to remain part of Russia. It's a mutually benefitial relationship for both sides. Don't let a small bunch of Chechen bandits and thugs who also pretend to be Wahabi fundamentalists (but who somehow often don't mind to drink vodka or rape a Russian girl) to milk money from Saudi Sheikhs to make you believe otherwise.

      PS. Isn' the term "minorities native to Russian territories" somewhat of an oxymoron?

      No it is not. For examle, there are sizable Ukrainian, Jewish, Georgian, and Armenian minorities living in Russia but their historic homelands are outside of Russia. I have used this term to distinguish them from peoples like Chechens or Tartars who are living in Russia and who indeed are living on their historic homelands there.

    6. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 1
      Would you accept this form of linguistic, cultural and political expansionism if it affected a large part of your remaining national space (try imagining that you weren't slavic but from a peace-loving nation whose living space had been invaded by Russians time and again over the centuries)?

      Would you be happy if the chinese or Central Asian muslims (i.e. people with very different language, culture and ideology) squeezed you out of your native lands through relentless migration for whatever reason? Would it be okay if some imam or chairman Mao sent them to your lands, just to expand their influence?

      Just try real hard and you'll figure out why Russians' neighbours would be happy with their Russian neighbours if they'd only stick to occupying their own historical neighbourhood.

      Unless you're some sort of Stalinist revisionist like the current Soviet Russian Putinist clique, you really should respect your neighbours a lot more.

      PS. Please explain to me why the Chechen people and their lands should be controlled by Kremlin and not by the Chechens themselves? Whether they choose to be Wahhabis or buddhists, what does it matter to you?

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    7. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      Would you accept this form of linguistic, cultural and political expansionism if it affected a large part of your remaining national space (try imagining that you weren't slavic but from a peace-loving nation whose living space had been invaded by Russians time and again over the centuries)?

      Even if I was unhappy with the Russian cultural expansionism, I still don't think that deporting the Russians or forcing/expecting them to leave on their own is the right thing to do after they had been there for several generations. This does not fit into any human rights standards of our times. Should Jews be forced to leave Israel? Should Arabs be forced to leave Israel? Should all whites leave USA because they are occupying the native american land? Should 20 million or so Russians living Siberia go home to Estern Europe because their ancestors moved to Siberia at some point centuries ago? Just think pragmatically. This won't happen without resotring to some form of ethnic cleansing. These peoples were born there and have no more and no less rights to be there than anyone else.

      PS. Please explain to me why the Chechen people and their lands should be controlled by Kremlin and not by the Chechens themselves? Whether they choose to be Wahhabis or buddhists, what does it matter to you?

      Simple, they can't rule themselves without destabilizing the politics of the whole Caucasus region. Chechens were granted a de facto independence between 1996 and 1999 and if not for their own foolish actions, they'd still be independent. During 1996-1999 period, their republic became a lawless land somewhat resembling those Afghan or Pakistan regions where the rule of law does not apply. A place that welcomed criminals from all of ex-USSR and middle-eastern terrorists of all sorts. During that time Chechens had resorted to their ages old national crafts, kidnaping and banditism. Their republic was a place where people, money, and arms would disappear without a trace. Their own president seemed to be incapable of stopping some of his warlords from invading the neighboring Russian republic of Dagestan in order to 'liberate' it from the Russian 'occupation' (Those chechen fighters were probably shocked to see all those multi-ethnic, predominantly muslim peoples of Dagestan rise and fight this invasion side by side with Federal troops). Russians couldn't tolerate this lawlessness at their borders forever.

    8. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by Anonymous+Bullard · · Score: 1
      I was trying to find out if you were fine with others invading Russia the same way Russian expansionism continues to squeeze out Russia's historical neighbours, but no one can argue with the logic of FSB-TV.

      Just don't be surprised or feel hurt when Russians aren't universally loved and welcomed by their neighbours (while these neighbours do get along just fine with all their non-Russian neighbours).

      I do find it more than a little ironic that while the FSB-loving crowd cries and demands "human rights" (i.e. the right to remain 100% Russian without any degree of integration) for the implanted Russian masses on other nations' lands, that same crowd is fearing the mass migration of Chinese onto the far-eastern parts of the Russian empire (although that is nothing compared to squeezing people out of their historical homelands). But since your government supports the Chinese invasion and oppression of Tibetan and Uighur homelands, surely you're fine with the Chinese also overrunning Siberia.

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    9. Re:If it's not a stupid question... by guacamole · · Score: 1

      I was trying to find out if you were fine with others invading Russia the same way Russian expansionism continues to squeeze out Russia's historical neighbours, but no one can argue with the logic of FSB-TV.

      No, I am not fine with that. I also don't see how this is relevant to the original discussion. The Russian migration to places you are referring to happened a long time ago. There is no way to reverse it without people's own will to leave.

      I do find it more than a little ironic that while the FSB-loving crowd cries and demands "human rights" (i.e. the right to remain 100% Russian without any degree of integration) for the implanted Russian masses on other nations' lands, that same crowd is fearing the mass migration of Chinese onto the far-eastern parts of the Russian empire (although that is nothing compared to squeezing people out of their historical homelands).

      I don't see how the immigration policy is violating anyone's basic rights here.

  41. He'll be back by andi75 · · Score: 1

    Arbitrary speculation: He was just pissed that he lost against Topalov in the last round (and in a most embarassing manner too, he hardly put up a fight, but headed straight for a lost pawn ending).

    1. Re:He'll be back by arkhangel · · Score: 1

      I don't think you got the big picture. He had won the Linares Torunament already, and he really didn't care that much for the outcome of his last game.

    2. Re:He'll be back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.chesscenter.com/twic/event/linares2005/ r15.html

      He felt the tournament was over after the nice win over Adams. He had no energy to fight Anand, and with that draw he realized that because of the tie-break he had clinched the trophy already. This may have been the reason for his bad play today. It was very tough to play here anyway, as every game in the second half was the last one. It was like a rocket launch, with a count down to zero. Everyday he was afraid to make a big blunder. Only today did he not think about it, and so it happened today.

    3. Re:He'll be back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no. he cared. if you think Kasparov can lose a game of chess without beating himself up about it afterwards then you don't know much about him.

      what he lacked was the will to make the mental effort to win. (or at least to do better).

  42. You're saying the UK is socialist? What?!?! by Phil+Urich · · Score: 1

    I myself would certainly NOT say that socialism is the prevailing dogma in the UK; maybe the UK has more social welfare programs than the US (I can't claim to know the details all that intimately), but the ideology is far from socialist. I honestly can't buy the idea that the UK is traditionally and dogmatically socialist. I . . . I really just don't know how to argue this. If you really believe that, what can I say? How do I point out the strong capitalist nature, the fact that business is not staunchly centrally controlled, that the idea of "too each according to their needs, from each according to their abilities" is FAR from the orthodox attitude? If you can't see those things already, if you think that the UK is socialist, how could I possibly convince you? The UK is far from the ideal of a workers paradise, far from being a land of equal standing and community-run society (as opposed to Bourgeois-run, as a marxist would argue that the UK and the western world in general is at the moment, what with being controlled by business as it is . . . surely you must have noticed it, all those big corporations in places like, oh, the UK).

    It's as if you were steadfastly declaring the sky to be naturally bright orange. I don't know where it comes from, this ignorance of the evidence that I would expect to be infront of your eyes. Are you thrown off by the name of the party currently in power, and you're taking it literally? Are you so staunchly right-wing that any place that doesn't go "Capitalism, Capitalism, rah rah rah!" 24/7 is socialist? (and even then you'd be misled, since I wouldn't say that the UK is all that much less into capitalism than the States).

    Sorry if I seem to be making assumptions about you, but honestly . . . where the hell does your assertion that "In the UK, socialism is the prevailing dogma and the traditional, orthodox attitude" come from? That just sounds so ludicrous to me.

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  43. Amateur? by troon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I will continue to play chess because it is a lot of fun, but no longer on a professional level," he said.

    Like he's going to find any "normal" people to play more than once...

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  44. wow by j0nb0y · · Score: 1

    I had no idea he was so politically active. Good luck to him.

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  45. at the mall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean we'll see him at the mall playing other old men with those large plastic chess pieces?

  46. Can't you guys even spell his name right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy's name is Garry not Gary.

  47. Yea, and that was kinda poor sportsmanship... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Granted, Kasparav does strike me as a bit arrogant, but he gave Deep Blue rematch after rematch after rematch until it finally won. At which point, IBM immediately retires the machine. Again, granted, Kasparov was a less than gracious loser. Still, in the name of good sportsmanship, I think they owed him one rematch. You can't tell me such a rematch would not have drawn publicity, I mean "Man Vs. Machine - and this time *we're* the underdog". Heck, Budweiser would even sponsor that one.

    I don't know, Kasparov may have whined a little about losing, but IBM could have handled it better in my opinion.

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  48. Gov. Ah-nold is a loony delusional rant monkey? by leftie · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember it's the Republican Party that's continuously nominating and elect actors, not the Democratic Party.

    Wasn't that Ron Silver I saw speaking at the GOP convention, too?

    1. Re:Gov. Ah-nold is a loony delusional rant monkey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voters elect people, not parties.

      What does it say when people WILL vote for a celebrity who is a conservative/republican, but no one outside of places like Berkeley will give someone like Martin Sheen the time of day?

      Virtually every actor / celebrity who has EVER been elected to any public office in the US has been a conservative or libertarian Republican. Ronald Reagan was elected president, TWICE. Someone like Tim Robbins couldn't get elected dog catcher.

      Conservatives and libertarians are a miniscule minority in the entertainment industry. Yet they're the only ones from that industry who have any viability as a political candidate. What this tells us is that the loons from the left who make up the majority in that industry are being shunned by voters DESPITE the advantage that their place in the public eye gives them.

      Arnold is a rant monkey by the way, not a loony and delusional one, but a rational and intelligent one. So listen to the governator and don't be a political Ghurlie Mahn!

  49. Narrow Focus by trurl7 · · Score: 1

    I've always been amazed at the inability of really smart people to realize certain simple truths. Specifically, when a person is really good at something, and are generally very smart, they have the hardest time comprehending that their competence in one field rarely translates into competence in an unrelated field.

    As an example, you can have a very smart mathematician who believes that by virtue of his achievements in math, he is therefore competent to discuss French poetry from the Middle Ages. News flash: unless he really has studied that (somewhat arcane) field, his opinion isn't worth shit, regardless of how great a mathematician he is. What's worse, is that extreme competence in one field is often incompatible even with normal life's "common sense". Thus, said mathematician may not even be very functional as a general human being in society. Another example - consider the average slashdotter - generally quite intelligent, and (usually) technically competent. However, you would not arrive at that fact by reading many of their posts :-D. Also, their legendary inability to find a girlfriend says something about their "competence" in society.

    With all due respect to Gary Kasparov as a chess master, and the regret over his retirement, I see it as troubling that he seems to have decided to go into politics. I'm not sure what it is about famous people, but sometimes their political opinions are naive verging on pathological (e.g. Britney Spears's avowed devotion to Mr. Bush, and her encouragement that people should "just trust the President"). I do sincerely hope that Kasparov's political views won't be quite as bad as that, but given the trend of his opinions that other posts have alluded to, it seems a vain hope.

    There were some other cases where famous Russian intellectuals (I don't want to say celebrities, most people haven't heard of them) have spearheaded efforts to oust Putin. Usually, such actions have only caused bewilderment and disappointment to the people who once admired them (as an example, for those in the know, Bulat Okudzhava, toward the end of his life, joined a group of liberal thinkers that have decried the "atrocities" of Putin. This was a man highly respected in the bard movement of the 70's and 80's. His support for this group was seen as a sign of senility, and was rather tragic to those who loved and respected him and his work). My fear is that Kasparov will do something similar - this would be far too sad.

    As you may gather, I am not one of the people that unilaterally bashes Putin over everything. To those of you who do, please do consider the political ramifications of trying to run a country that is

    1) Going through a period of waking up from being a world superpower to the realization that they are a poor, troubled third world country

    2) That has *no* history of democratic thought (first the Czars, then Lenin's crowd)

    3) That is still seen by much of the world as a huge threat, and some of those members of the world would not be above a few not-so-subtle provocations to make life even more difficult

    4) Finally, recovering from a 10 year long period of systematic pillaging of the country by less-than-scrupulous er...shall we say individuals, political and otherwise, whose sole goal was to take/steal as much money as possible while the getting was good. By the way, those were the same people who were thought to be very "liberal" and democractic. When they got caught with their hands in the till, they cried out "oh no, repression! Totalitarianism! How could you!", etc..

    Oh, and to those of you who keep going on and on about how Putin was in the KGB, here's a thought: Putin was a field agent for the KGB. His involvement in this was revealed after he took a fall (it is speculated he was ordered to do so to protect another agent). On this side of the Atlantic, President Bush (father) was head of the CIA in the late 70's. I don't recall anyone bashing him over his association with the int

    1. Re:Narrow Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, just like Shwartznegger having no expertise in politics?

      Chess is very much a big deal in Russia and Kasparov there is a much bigger celebrity than in the West.

    2. Re:Narrow Focus by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      I'll point out that, as a Soviet Chess champion during the cold war, he bloody well better be an expert of politics, and if he wasn't, he probably wouldn't be alive.

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    3. Re:Narrow Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3) That is still seen by much of the world as a huge threat"

      I think you misspelt that. Should have been "that still sees much of the world as a huge threat".

      "4) Finally, recovering from a 10 year long period of systematic pillaging of the country by less-than-scrupulous er...shall we say individuals, political and otherwise, whose sole goal was to take/steal as much money as possible while the getting was good."

      Yeah, exactly like those "individuals" ("fizicheskiye litsa"), directly blessed by Putin, who stole Yuganskneftegaz, right?

    4. Re:Narrow Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You just:
      - compared Kasparov to Britney Spears
      - implied Kasparov won't do well in politics because the average slashdotter doesn't have a girlfriends
      I'm sold!

  50. Bzzzt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Often (not always) in the US, liberal means throwing money around - handouts. i.e. more liberal spending. That means more government involvement in things. You use a euphemism "progressive reform" where progressive means "progressive increase in government" and "reform" simply means change. Almost every action the government takes can be labled "reform". Government paying for stuff has another name "socialism".

  51. The greatest chess player of all time by arkhangel · · Score: 1

    I feel really lucky I had the chance to see the Garry Kasparov era. He is undoubtely the best chessplayer ever. The only debate is who comes in second place in the all-time list after him.

    1. Re:The greatest chess player of all time by rosoft2001 · · Score: 1

      actualy is "Fischer and he himself" order...

    2. Re:The greatest chess player of all time by _Griphin_ · · Score: 1

      Kramnik, of course. I mean he was the one to beat Kasparov and become world champ, right?

  52. Next career by Reignking · · Score: 0

    I heard that Kasparov is retiring so that he fully dedicate his time to Magic: The Gathering...there's more money in it.

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  53. Kasparov Challenges Deep Blue at Go! by solomonrex · · Score: 1

    Where men are still men, and computers still suck...

  54. A little help then.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps it would help if the aforementioned schools of thought would put together an outline of their significant differences....for instance, how long after establishment do you start rounding up people and killing them off by the millions or tens of millions? Do you set up labor camps or merely execute dissidents? Stuff like that.

    1. Re:A little help then.... by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 1

      Thankyou for illustrating my point.

  55. libre by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    What makes them "liberals"? Because they oppose a KGB chief, oil-industry corporate tyrant? But Putin's not from Texas!

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    1. Re:libre by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Moderation -1
      100% Troll

      What makes that post a "Troll"? That it opposes the KGB, oil industries, corporate tyranny, and Texas? Nothing, really, except that it enrages zombie TrollMods who won't see the obvious.

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  56. Before you get too excited by philbert26 · · Score: 1

    Remember that Garry is friendly with Microsoft (remember Kasparov vs the World). Allofmp3.com might not last too long if he takes over!

  57. Hmm, so he is a zero-sum game champion... by 21mhz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he is able to comprehend the difference between chess (a pure zero-sum game) and politics (a twisted maze of generally non-zero-sum games). The zero-sum mentality seems to possess many here in Russia.

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  58. Off-topic -- chess AI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a bit off-topic, but has anybody noticed that in the last few major competitions between top human grandmasters and chess AI machines (I recall one with Kramnik, and one with Kasparov), the matches turn out a tie? And usually the machine wins the first half of the games, with the human winning the final half? Maybe there is an interest to see how the public reacts to evidence of superior artificial intelligence, and how sensitive the public is to recognizing its existence.

    I have the sneaky suspicion that classified AI has focused on chess as a research sandbox, and that the official line that "it's too simple and too specialized to be of general interest to AI research anymore" is intended to keep the real research secret.

    Matches between machines and top humans may be secretly being used in the research to test what the AI is currently capable of. Kasparov, in his first match with Deep Blue, commented that some of the machines moves did not seem machine-like, from his experience with other chess AI's.

    Pure speculation with almost no evidence to back it up, I know. But the claim that strategy games like chess is of no interest to AI research has seemed fishy to me for some time, and it is also clear that non-classified AI research is being suppressed -- like cold fusion research. I am certain the classified research is beign persued at maximum speed.

    Evidence public AI is being suppressed -- in about 2000 a private company in Israel sponsored a public AI contest, in which entrants were to write programs that would play arbitrary board strategy games in which the rules were part of the input -- i.e. these were to be general purpose board strategy game programs. The contest would have the programs compete, prize some money and a trip to Israel to visit the company. The company abruptly went BANKRUPT, ending the contest. Yes, I know there are obvious alternate explanations for that. Still interesting.

  59. Retirement plans by raider_red · · Score: 1

    ...Mr Kasparov will be retiring to spend more time with his wife and children. They will reside at Mr. Kasparov's beautiful new dascha in Eastern Russia, near the border of Outer Mongolia. The residence has been thoughtfully provided by the Putin government...

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  60. Yeah! by hawk · · Score: 1

    Just look at Ross Perot.

    Just because you're nutty as a fruitcake doesn't mean you're crazy! :)

    hawk

  61. Russian Liberals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that an oxymoron? (With an emphasis on the MORON)

  62. Grand Master B by hawk · · Score: 1
    Guess you never saw married with children . . .

    :)

    hawk

  63. Re:LiveJournal confirms it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How appopriate that it be modded down for a troll. Just smacking another trolling shithead upside his dumbass head. "OMG I LEIK FAKE MAH DEF & NOW I TELL SLASHDOT BOUT IT LOL SO COOL" Fuck you. Fuck you.

  64. ObMeme by Your+Mom · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Kasparov plays you! Er, well, he used to anyways.

  65. Kasparov's Complaints by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Grandmasters will study the games their opponents have played beforehand. IBM steadfastly refused to show Kasparov the games that Deep Blue had been trained on.

    Yip! That's how I remember it also. And as another poster pointed out, Kas's team suspected that blue's programming was tinkered with between plays.

    But Kas played a European software company a few years later, and it tied, and also tied his predessor IIRC. Thus, it seems pretty clear that the age of computer chess is here with or without Deep Blue. The human level is not going to change much, but the computers will get better algorithms and more speed (deeper searches) over time. Thus, it ain't worth fussin' over Deep Blue's alleged mild cheating anymore. Kas made money off the deal anyhow. He lost face, but gained a fatter wallet.

  66. Definition of a Russian? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, dude, he's Armenian!

    So what, according to you, means to be a Russian? No, rationality DEFINITELY doesn't belong in Russia, where even tonsils are taken out through the ass, as the saying goes.

    And not everyone here thinks the way you do, if we talk about the same Russia.

    Aren't you tired, by the way, of bringing up CIA everywhere? After all, it's Churchill who devised it all in 1918 (if you know the song I mean)...

  67. All RIGHT! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I'm going to invent a drinking game to go with that post.

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  68. Always with this chess thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how slashdot always has posts on (non-computer) chess, computer chess, and computer go. I don't recall ever seeing an article about go that didn't involve computers, though.

    I wonder why...

  69. Likely outcome of a Kasparov challenge to Putin... by constantnormal · · Score: 1

    ... Garry Kasparov, meet Jimmy Hoffa.

  70. Socialist? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    YOu guys in the US really need to revisit books about political sciences.

    Honestly, you have no idea what a real socialist stands for.

    To cut it short for you, no US politician I have heard of ever can be called a Socialist.

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  71. Lets leave politics to the politicians? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You must be crazy.

    Politicians are far too dangerous people to be left unchecked to their own devices.

    It is welcome that anybody, including famous people, get involved in politics.

    In an era where most people do not care about politics it should be encouraging that somebody with such narrow field of expertise (now pray tell us, who does not have a narrow field of expertise in this world? Is that not stating the fucking oibvious?) actually cares, in a place that people are thrown out in jail at the whim ot this person you try to justify so warmly.

    Kasparov is a brave man for questioning Mr Putin, who obivously has no idea nor interest about the promotion of democracy.

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    1. Re:Lets leave politics to the politicians? by trurl7 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll bite.

      I agree, politicians *are* way too dangerous. By your sig and comment style I have reached the tentative conclusion you are American. Are you involved in any political parties? Acting for reform? Writing political articles decrying the frauds of Mr. Bush and company? Discussing how by his actions Mr. Bush obviously does not care about public opinion, freedom, democracy, etc.. Or, conversely, how evil people are mudslinging this fine, upstanding leader. Or something else entirely. Do you do any of that?

      Not everyone in this world has a "narrow field of expertise", unless watching Monday Night Football counts. Most people live regular, dull 9-5 lives. Their "narrow fields of expertise" are, at best, hobbies. This is not what I am talking about. Not to mention the fact that most of the world's population has only one "field of expertise" - trying to stay alive. If you are from a 3rd world country, your chances for having enough leisure for even a hobby are pretty slim. Not to mention developing any expertise besides survival. I'll spare you the discussion that, for some people, "surviving" means dodging cruise missles :-)

      Finally, about Mr. Putin and democracy. First off, democracy is tricky. You can't just plot it down and say "here - vote!". Without the people being aware of what a representative government means, "democracy" is a euphemism for "money talks". (c.f. all Romanian elections save the last one, the Ukrainian election, etc..) Vote buying, bribing election officials, etc.. And not only by private parties, sometimes by governments. Foreign governments.

      But ok, supposing we did have "total" democracy in Russia right now? In 2 seconds flat, shills like Hadarkovski and Gusinski (people who made billions by essentially stealing what they could) would elect themselves and rape the country silly.

      Finally, has it ever occurred to you that "democracy" is not the be-all-and-end-all of life? That maybe, just maybe, some things are slightly more important - like preventing the country from totally collapsing into anarchy? If your grasp of Russian politics is based on CNN, let me assure you - it is *very* far from reality.

  72. any chance by alizard · · Score: 1

    of his getting a job in the Bush Administration or the Republican National Committee/