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  1. MCI=Crappy Dialup / Verizon=Crappy DSL on Verizon To Acquire MCI For $6.7 Billion · · Score: 0

    Please don't mess up my phone. (I still need to get over to the Verizon store to get my V-Cast working on my LG VX800)

  2. 200K / 24 hours on Beware The Rotundus Rover · · Score: 0

    That would be 4 guys at 50K a year... (you can't expect 1 guy to be there 24 hours a day 7 days a week, even if he is Gary Coleman)

  3. Home Cooking on Power Supply Torture Test · · Score: 1, Funny

    I owned a Computer Store for 6 years that specialized in hardware service... We would refer to computers that had popped power supplys or "burnt" motherboards as "Home Cooking".

  4. Yeah - you will get infected in 4 min... on Why Does Windows Still Suck? · · Score: 0

    If you surf straight to a p0rn site...

  5. that is iki on Google Rewards Employees With Millions · · Score: 0

    Never rub Google on your naked body

  6. Re:Your not from the Marketing dept, on Worm Hits Windows Machines Running MySQL · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Are you?

  7. Re:The attack on MySQLs without a password is.. on Worm Hits Windows Machines Running MySQL · · Score: 0

    the Snake... Not the new worm. I remember how much of a pain Slammer was, I'm glad I don't admin SQL servers anymore!

  8. Re:My Hosting Company won't host Porn on US ISP Terminates Iranian News Website · · Score: 0

    Your sister does what?!?? (sorry, couldnt resist)

  9. My Hosting Company won't host Porn on US ISP Terminates Iranian News Website · · Score: 0

    (Not that I have porn on my site, well not much). It's a simple business decision. It takes alot of good press to get rid of a bad vibe like being at all associated with terrorism or Adult content. What it comes down to is the content is on your server, so you must condone the content.

  10. But he kept the regulators off of Cable Modems... on Michael Powell to Leave FCC · · Score: 0

    And the Internet. Just think, the Internet could be as jacked up as the Telcos.

  11. In related News... Michael Powell is... on VoIP Regulation, SIP Insurrection · · Score: -1

    Stepping Down as head of the FCC... Read all about it: http://online.wsj.com/article_email/0,,SB110627220 789332234-INjfYNilaJ4nZ2pZIKIcKWHm4,00.html

  12. If they are smart enough... on Microsoft to Sell Outlook Subscription Service · · Score: 0

    To use a subscription based version of Outlook, they are probably smart enough not to have a Hotmail account.

  13. I was wondering when on Ars Technica Reviews AmigaOS 4.0 · · Score: -1

    The Amiga Cult would rear it's head.

  14. Neo: Wild Stalions!!!! on Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars · · Score: 0

    totally bogus..

  15. There is no Coke on Mars... on Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars · · Score: 0

    Shhhh... The last thing that we need is a bunch of Crack/ Coke heads trying to get to Mars. Joe

  16. No... You get a hottie to rub it on Samsung Shows Off 21" OLED Display · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    like the picture shows.

  17. Wow - that's pretty cool... on Interview with Debian Project Leader · · Score: 0

    only, what about all the other posts.

  18. Ubuntu Linux is based on Dabian.. on Interview with Debian Project Leader · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.ubuntulinux.org/ They will mail (snail) you 10 copies for free... The installer is nice and the desktop looks pretty damn good... Uptown (not an Ubuntu salesman) Joe

  19. Velcroed (is that a verb?) to the middle of da box on A Pizza Box for Your Laptop · · Score: -1

    duh

  20. Now if only you could type... on A Pizza Box for Your Laptop · · Score: 0

    and make your text sound like Sean Connery..

  21. Good point... on Amazon Sales Record · · Score: 0

    Are they the next WalMart... Slamming their vendors into submission by threatening to stop buying product and demanding lower and lower prices until there is no profit (no jobs, closed plants) I guess that only China and Taiwan are left smiling.

  22. Too bad they... on Amazon Sales Record · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Too bad they were late on tons of Christmas stuff. Some people won't be getting those iPods until Feb 2005.

  23. looks like it's already /.ed on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 0

    oh well. probably should be working anyways.

  24. What's Next... on Symantec to Buy Veritas · · Score: 0

    Nextel and Sprint. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6687709/ http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/12/11/tech/mai n660486.shtml http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=20181 http://www.internetnews.com/wireless/article.php/3 446571

  25. Time to start walking around on USPS Service Kiosks Taking Pictures of Customers · · Score: 1, Funny

    with one of those big ass Barbie(tm) Heads. Or better yet - a Barbie head with a Bin Ladin mask...