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  1. You don't need more than 417k on Battle of the Ages; Stereotypes Collide · · Score: 1, Funny

    to run Cobol.

  2. I get Chinese Spam... on China and its Relation With Spam · · Score: 0

    and then I'm hungry for more 2 hours later.

  3. Strong Bad would kick his ass. on DVDCCA Sues Maker of Luxury DVD Jukebox · · Score: 0

    Strong Bad would kick his ass for such poorly formed sentences (and crap)

  4. Re:how about a useful link... on Photos and Commentary On AMD's PIC · · Score: 0

    Your not one of those "Case Mod" freaks are you? Keep neon where it belongs... in a bar.

  5. Wow! on Programmer Built Vote-Rigging Demo for Florida Politician · · Score: 5, Funny

    Voting fraud... If Florida??!! What is this world coming to?

  6. Packet Spam is good with mustard. on Lycos Anti-Spam Screensaver Brings Down Spam Sites · · Score: -1, Troll

    I know, I'm a geek.

  7. So if you are a big guy.. on Biodegradable Cell Phones Sprout Into Flowers · · Score: 0

    with sweaty ham hands that talks on the phone a lot you might get it to sprout while you are still using it?? Same question for the "say it, don't spray it" crowd.

  8. You are the same guy on More Exploding Cellphones In The News · · Score: 0

    "Shouldn't cellphone companies be making people aware of the hazards of usage?" ... that is ruining childhoods across the world by forcing kids to wear seat belts and helmets when riding bikes. I hate you.

  9. Re:Payback on Federal Judge: Keystroke Logging Isn't Wiretapping · · Score: 0

    That's REVEREND John Ashcroft to you buddy.

  10. Re:dont you understand???? on World's First Ultra-Thin Multilayer Circuit Board · · Score: 0

    mental note to self: register hardforge.com hardforge.net & hardforge.org

  11. I can see it now... on Battle Roomba Tractor · · Score: 0

    Mesh back John Deere Battle Helmets.

  12. Re:Sadly... on Nuclear Rockets Moving Along · · Score: 0

    yeah - Kerry would kill this project, but at least he can pronounce the word Nuclear... (not that I like either of our "choices")

  13. Nothing like getting "Doom Head" on Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release · · Score: 0

    From a 40' screen in 16:9! I can't wait. oh, and don't worry about the Rock - he will probably just play Imp 42.

  14. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME... on Government Linux Gaming Supercomputer · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Maybe the troops in Iraq would be beter prepared is we didn't train them to play Pong(TM)and made them go outside and run around.

  15. I'm so glad that I sold out on Software Piracy Due to Expensive Hardware, Says Ballmer · · Score: 1

    I was bought out of my share of a small computer store in January... If the software "greats" have this kind of attitude toward the hardware guys I guess I made the right choice!

  16. Re:Bono's a moron on U2 iPod: Any Color You Want, As Long As It's Black · · Score: 1

    No Bono is a tool.

  17. SETI is for bigger geeks that me. on Students Design A Satellite Via Internet · · Score: 1

    - but I did install the screensaver once..

  18. Great - Now the computers will be able to drive... on Linux Takes On Automotive Apps · · Score: 1

    One step closer to cars driving instead of humans ...Insert geeky Matrix reference here...

  19. Re:One nice new thing in Firefox on "Phishing" Attacks to Increase · · Score: 2, Informative

    IE in XP SP2 does that too.

  20. Re:My eyes are filling with tears for the labels.. on Wal-Mart Squeezing Record Labels to Cut CD Prices · · Score: 1

    "Most independent stores I have gone to shop for music in are charing $16+ for a CD. If you're buying it for $12 and making $4+ a CD I seriously believe that you are gouging us. I don't feel bad for you." Have you ever owned a business?? 25% GROSS markup is what you need to keep the doors open and pay your employees. If you make less then you have do start doing evil things to stay in business (like WalMart)

  21. Re:I'll take one on Mobile Wireless at Tempe Presidential Debate · · Score: 1

    Me too. Might as well gake the geek thing to a new level.