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Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release

Lord Prox writes "Doom: The motion picture is now in production from Universal Pictures for a release date of August 5, 2005. According to IMDB the cast includes The Rock, Rosamund Pike, Razaaq Adoti, Ben Daniels, and Karl Urban. The plot and setting is right from the game."

398 comments

  1. So..... by FatherKabral · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who's going to play the big floating eye?

    1. Re:So..... by cryptochrome · · Score: 5, Funny

      Angelina Jolie. That creepy freak.

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    2. Re:So..... by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

      They could use the same guy who plays the big floating eye from "The Lord of the Rings".

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    3. Re:So..... by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who's going to play the big floating eye?

      Probably whoever played Sauron, of course.

    4. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop guessing everybody. Its been anounced that Futurama has been cancled so that Leela can play the role of the big floaty eye.

    5. Re:So..... by skaffen42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard he wasn't interested. Aparently he was worried about getting typecast.

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    6. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's a great actor, but I hear he's a total diva. If his assistant is late, all you hear is "WHERE ARE MY EYE DROPS?"

    7. Re:So..... by FatherKabral · · Score: 1

      Probably whoever played Sauron, of course. Maybe...but I'd be afraid of his flames burning up the set. The Doom eye was all squishy...Sauron was more flames and such.

    8. Re:So..... by Phixxr · · Score: 0
      I'm guessing Susan Sarandon.


      -Phixxr

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    9. Re:So..... by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Surely they would rather have the fine floating eye from "Big Trouble in Little China". Please don't tell his boss he's been sleeping.`

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    10. Re:So..... by imr · · Score: 1

      from imdb, it seems it's going to be Ben Daniels as the Goatse.
      Karl Urban .... John Grimm
      Ben Daniels .... Goat

    11. Re:So..... by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Who's going to play the big floating eye?

      Robert Deniro. Quote: "I was given [the script] and I just had to do it. I mean, I passed up on the Lord of the Rings as Sauron, [I] didn't think it would do as well..."

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    12. Re:So..... by yuud · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read that he wanted to pursue his true passion: playing flashlight.

    13. Re:So..... by Various+Assortments · · Score: 3, Funny

      Chistopher Walken's left eye, of course.

    14. Re:So..... by ColdZero · · Score: 0

      OHHHHH the Sauron guy, I love his work.

    15. Re:So..... by AbbyNormal · · Score: 4, Funny

      No floating eye, not enormous, freaky inhuman floating lips.

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    16. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm. Angolina Jolies gives new meaning to the term "DSL" (Dick Sucking Lips)

    17. Re:So..... by puddpunk · · Score: 1

      she does have some nice lips, but reducing such an astoundingly attractive woman to a sexual object that any street slut could embody is something i'd never do.

      Thanks res0.

    18. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I've never seen a street slut with DSL's as good as good as Jolie's. Sure, the street sluts are kinky and have tattoes, just like Jolie, but they're missing the giant collagen-injected Dick Sucking Lips from heaven! So sit down mr hoity toity "i respect jolie as a person". hah.

    19. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.insultmonger.com/slang/insulting_slang_ d.htm

      that is an actual slang term. learne soemthing new every day

    20. Re:So..... by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      What is so attractive about collagen induced "trout lips"? If I wanted a plastic woman I would buy myself a RealDoll and be done with it. Jolie is a freak. You guys can have her, with my blessing even.

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    21. Re:So..... by Rupy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they have actually already asked Orb from Quake 3.

    22. Re:So..... by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Those guys from Trigger Happy TV, of course! (They just need hoverboards...)

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    23. Re:So..... by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

      Why bother using real actors? It would be more interesting to watch the footage of the best player in the world play the game. The Rock's acting will be stiffer than the play of 85% of players.

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    24. Re:So..... by puddpunk · · Score: 1

      "but I've never seen a street slut with DSL's as good as good as Jolie's."

      Put down your crack pipe before you post next time :)

    25. Re:So..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Probably whoever played Sauron, of course.
      >
      > Maybe...but I'd be afraid of his flames burning up the set. The Doom eye was all squishy...Sauron was more flames and such.

      Dude, I hate to break it to you-- he used a disembody-double.

  2. Didn't we already discuss this to death? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    1. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's worse is there hasn't been a discussion about Halflife the motion picture which is also now in production...

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    2. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least Half-Life has a decent plot and storyline.

      But then, Doom will be starring The Rock. Exclusion of a plot line for his movies is mandatory.

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    3. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by dr_erick · · Score: 0

      a decent plot and storyline?

      I suppose, if you're really big on sitting in train carts for hours on end.

      but then they could re-use footage for "Riven, the movie" too.

    4. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by yoz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Perhaps because it has nothing to do with the game?

      On the subject of a movie of the game, Gabe Newell has nixed the idea for the forseeable future.

    5. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by Craig3010 · · Score: 0, Funny

      Well, at least there'll be a new movie in Hell to make people watch for eternity.

    6. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by sgant · · Score: 3, Informative

      Um, this movie has nothing to do with the game...it's a drama.

      Also, Valve has already stated that the "hollywood" guys have tried to get them to make a movie based on Half-Life...but when they started talking about "Gordon's love interest" they high-tailed it back home!

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    7. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by balster+neb · · Score: 1

      That Half-Life movie doesn't seem to be based on the game. Where's Gordon Freeman? And the genre is Drama. They seem unrelated. Thankfully.

    8. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by I_Want_This_ID · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are always plots in The Rock movies, sometimes they just don't make it on screen.

    9. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by knodi · · Score: 1

      Read the plotlines for some of the other movies by the same director as half-life, something tells me this isn't going to be in the same vein as Doom or Resident Evil :

      The Matrices : Follows the adventures of aspiring screenwriter Neato Ampersand in the virtual labyrinth of the Los Angeles Film Industry. Neato attends Hollywood parties and takes the requisite meetings with powerful literary Agents, yet he cannot shake the feeling that something is wrong... that the world around him is a reality-based illusion... that what he really wants to do is act. After a disturbing encounter with an Agent, Neato meets McTrinity and McMorpheus, a pair of indie film rebels who show him the truth: that Los Angeles does not exist.

      Target Audience 9.1 : An alien race bent on invading the Earth first gathers a focus group to study the weaknesses and strengths of the human race.

      Love, Ltd. : When a gay asian brother and sister decide to "come out" at dinner on the very same night the unexpected happens.

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    10. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      But Gordon's love interest is vital to making a movie a reasonable representation of the game. I mean, the movie wouldn't work if Gordon himself were shredded by the giant fan, and it wouldn't be right if nobody you cared about was...

      Actually, Gordon needs a whole bunch of them, so that they can get killed off throughout the movie.

    11. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by Brian_Confucius · · Score: 1

      Well, now that we've all learned that a Half-Life movie isn't being considered,I think they should think about something different. Now this may sound crazy, but hear me out; Half-Life: the Broadway Musical. Come to think about it, take that one step further, dub everything into Italian, and write an opera.

    12. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by vranash · · Score: 1

      They're know as 'Scientists' and 'Security Guards'... You didn't really think Gordon was straight, did you? ;-p

      -- vranash

    13. Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? by MajorCatastrophe · · Score: 1

      In the words of C3PO: "We're doomed."

      In my words: "This movie is gonna fucking suck."

      I read an interview with that guy, and he was going on about how the main character and sister's parents died and how they've been estranged ever since. Let me guess, over the course of the movie they sort out there differences, triumph of the human spirit, blah cliche blah cliche blah fucking blah.

      Why do writers have to make such lame efforts to inflict character where it is just not required, or find some excuse to have the token woman whose real purpose serves nothing more than to please audiences.

      This could be an awesome, scary, atmospheric cult classic with arty spooky cinematography. I'm thinking of Japanese horror directors, like the guy who directed Ring (the original) or Eye would do a great job of this.

      Unfortunately, it's gonna be just another failed computer game inspired summer teen popcorn flick.

  3. Censorship? by 2.7182 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I heard that an issue was the amount of goriness. Remember the soldiers hanging from meathooks ? Apparently the director wants to show that!

    1. Re:Censorship? by telbij · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Why would they censor it? They have that in Hellraiser, Event Horizon, Silence of the Lambs, etc...

    2. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      To get a wider audience of course. The target audience for this kind of movie is the teenage-to-young-adult group, and they'll lose out on a lot of money if they made it R-rated.

    3. Re:Censorship? by Feminist-Mom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes I read that too. He also wanted to show flesh splattering everywhere when a rocket is used in an enclosed area. A lot of money is going to be spent on CGI effects, like being melted in acid.

    4. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but in all those films, they were white guys getting slaughtered. With this film, they're worried about upsetting the helldemon minority.

    5. Re:Censorship? by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

      [Joke shamelessly pinched from a Charlie Brooker cartoon about the Doom movie from several years ago ... ]

      The movie features a cameo appearance by Macauley Culkin:

      Culkin I get strung up on a meathook and beaten insensible with a carjack. It's a great honour - apparently the part was written specifically for me.

    6. Re:Censorship? by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Chicks got hung on a meathook back in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and that guy was actually after a PG-13 rating.

      People remember that as one of the goriest slasher flicks of all time, but if you watch the movie closely, you see very little actual blood or gore.

      You see a girl being lifted up, camera cuts to the front, you see the washtub underneath her - you know what it's for, but there's no blood. Your imagination supplies the scary parts.

      But of course, that was just good filmmaking, which I don't expect of a "Hey this is a popular game, I bet we could rake in a couple bucks, see if the Rock is available" flick.

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    7. Re:Censorship? by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good filmmaking makes you scare yourself. Really gory movies aren't usually scary to me. I think the classic examples is from Reservoir Dogs - when he cuts the ear off. The music, the camera pan/tilt, the screams... you never see anything but you immediately start imagining what might be happening.

      My wife pointed out that the filmmaking in A Time to Kill (was on TV last night) did the same thing; you never see the terrible things they're doing to the girl, but you know what's going on.

      The "rake in a couple bucks" attitude is likely to be the perspective of the studios. But the filmmaker, writer, etc. are fans of the game... so you're going to get a mix of the studio perspective (money) and the gamer perspective (how cool can we make this). Could make for a no-brainer that's fun to watch.

    8. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would they censor it? They have that in Hellraiser, Event Horizon, Silence of the Lambs, etc...

      Yes, but those were all FICTION movies.

    9. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Doom really did happen? That poor little bunny!

    10. Re:Censorship? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      Not at all. Horror movies need to be rated R to make any money. The most popular horror movies (Friday the 13th, Halloween, Exorcist, Shining, Psycho, etc.) were all rated R.

    11. Re:Censorship? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about the original one, I think the first cut was given an X for violence, just as Scarface was.

    12. Re:Censorship? by Tassach · · Score: 1
      [T]hey're worried aboutupsetting the helldemon minority
      Yeah, lawyers and congresscritters do get upset over being portrayed negativly in movies, don't they?
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    13. Re:Censorship? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the Highlander series. One of my friends had to point out that we never see any decapitations in it, unlike the movie. I basically watched an entire season of episodes without noticing they never show the actual decapitations...

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    14. Re:Censorship? by sgant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Which is also why the original 1964 "The Haunting" was MUCH more frightening than the special effect laden remake just a few years ago.

      It's what you don't see that scares me. Which is why none of the Freddy or Jason movies were at all frightening. I mean, not even in the least.

      I like creepy. "The Ring" was creepy. Kubrick's "The Shining" was creepy. "The Changling" was creepy. "28 Days Later" also. All creepy...at least to me, your miliage may vary of course.

      Creepy is cool. Just blood and gore for no reason is not creepy. It's not scary...just looks messy to me. What I think when I see a really bloody scene in a so called horror movie is "wow, who get's to clean that up" or "that looks fake"...which totally takes you out of the movie experience.

      Of course, there are gore movies that are also creepy. "Evil Dead 2" comes to mind. That hit on all cylinders because it was cheezy, funny AND creepy.

      Oh well, we're all different I guess. Some people may find "Gigli" a creepy film, and who can argue with them?

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    15. Re:Censorship? by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny
      A lot of money is going to be spent on CGI effects, like being melted in acid.

      I'm sure you could save a few bucks and just use real acid. Just be sure to keep your goggles on.

    16. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard that an issue was the amount of goriness. Remember the soldiers hanging from meathooks ? Apparently the director wants to show that!

      Every day (in real life), millions of animals get their brains splattered with nails before they are hung on meathooks, yet nobody cares about that..

    17. Re:Censorship? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      No, what'll happen is that, like the hyena's in the Lion King, the sharks in Shark's Tale, the orcs and "Southrons" in LOTR, Jar Jar in Star Wars, etc., etc., some minority group will claim that the fictional characters in Doom somehow represent them, and claim the movie is racist.

      And like the others, we'll all get a good laugh out of it.

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    18. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GBT/peta troll

    19. Re:Censorship? by MMMDI · · Score: 0

      You may want to check out some Japanese horror, which I'm a huge fan of for just this reason. There's the obvious exceptions, but the good ones rely much more on atmosphere and setting rather than blood and gore. Basically, for every one good American horror film from the last ten years, there's been five great Japanese films.

      Some of my favorites, links to my personal reviews.

      Ringu (the original is MUCH better than the remake)
      The Eye
      Suicide Club (a few moments of gore, but it's not there solely for "ohh, blood!"

      There's many others, these are just a few of the more easily available ones off the top of my head.

    20. Re:Censorship? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, they should get these guys to play the part, they do it for fun.

      http://www.suspension.org/

    21. Re:Censorship? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Just be sure to keep your goggles on.

      My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

  4. That's going to be a real technical challenge by Exmet+Paff+Daxx · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you make a movie without vertical clipping? I think it's going to be a real challenge to explain to the audience why a rocket fired 300 feet below someone can hit them. Should make for interesting cinematography though.

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    1. Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just wait until they show off the BFG in Doom The Movie by firing a shot down a long hallway, then running into a small room and herding the poor demons around the room while waiting for the BFG shot to hit the end of the hallway, then blat, they all fall dead for *no apparent reason* :-)

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    2. Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge by piquadratCH · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think it's going to be a real challenge to explain to the audience why a rocket fired 300 feet below someone can hit them.

      Since when does Hollywood give a shit about accurate physics? Hell, Doom 3 has a better physics Engine than most Hollywood movies!

    3. Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      One of the videodiscs in Doom3 actually attempts to put an explanation on the BFG. It's not a particularly good one, but it's at least a try.

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    4. Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge by cicho · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points today, this is so true.

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  5. BULLSHIT Alert... by MrRTFM · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The IMDB site looks suspect - it has been tricked before ..

    'GNAA' style movies have appeared there, and all the article links point to the one spot.

    I would love to see a DOOM movie - I've only been waiting about 12 years now, but one day I hope it will come out...

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    1. Re:BULLSHIT Alert... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Whatever you may believe, "Gay niggers from outer space" is a real movie.
      It's a danish short film.
      Even though some of the COMMENTS on imdb are bogus, the info for gay niggers... is correct.
      Go download it (or check with the danish film archive) if you're in doubt :P

    2. Re:BULLSHIT Alert... by Qrlx · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What is the appeal of a DOOM movie? Just to witness the bloodshed on the big screen?

      I mean, I guess I love zombie movies and stuff, but it seems like a DOOM movie would be way too channeled towards the hardcore gamer audience and leave the other 98% of the population wondering "What's a BFG, and why does he wish he had one right now?" Another question they might have is 'Why doesn't that marine just pick up some duct tape and attach his flashlight to his shotgun?" (And let's not get into the possibility of having the DOOM movie incorporate the duct tape mod. That's just silly.)

      Remember that Dungeons and Dragons movie from a few years ago? Horrible.

      I think the best that video game movies are gonna get is what they do in Red vs. Blue. Because when you think about it, what exactly is to be gained by grabbing the red flag and bringing it to your base? To my knowledge no real-world conflict has ever ended because of a cap. Also, your country's flag doesn't magically teleport back to base when you walk over it. Come to think of it you're not really supposed to be walking on the flag in the first place. Shees what was Threewave thinking?

    3. Re:BULLSHIT Alert... by russellh · · Score: 1

      C'mon! DOOM is a mood. I hope the movie has the status bar.

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  6. So basicly what youre saying is..... by sholde4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No plot and Mars.

    1. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
      No plot and Mars.
      Well, at least they have something they can copy from... :^)
    2. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by gowen · · Score: 1

      Pah. I'd hazard that Ghosts Of Mars of much worse than Mission To Mars on both those counts

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    3. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, actually they're going to have a plot that is nice and untrue to the game (which, admittedly, doesn't have much of one).

      Callaham said that in his meetings with the id Software team they were very supportive and open with his ideas on changing the Doom mythology and allowing for real characters to be put into the script.

      See interview here.

    4. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about Total Recall?

    5. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I noticed that, too.

      The plot and setting is right from the game

      So, guy wanders around abandoned space station killing everything in site, while hundreds of beasts try to do the same to him. Despite being a marine and all, he came with minimal weaponry, and yet finds all sorts of neat things laying around at random (as opposed to, say, in the armory).

      Actually, that could make a very good action movie. If they can get over trying to make everything believeable and just go for broke with blowing shit up in cool ways, it might be a lot of fun. As he finds new weapons, you get new effects and bigger explosions. I'd see that. I probably won't see what they actually make, which will try to have a plot and make sense and all (and will fail badly, most likely).

    6. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      I think that goes without saying... Two words... 'Ice Cube' nuff said.

    7. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by chrish · · Score: 1

      Whoops, you misspelled "John Carpenter" in there.

      Hallowe'en and The Thing were awesome, but, what the hell has he been thinking since then?!?

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    8. Re:So basicly what youre saying is..... by mscheid · · Score: 1
      No plot and Mars.


      You forgot Zombies.
      And the good thing is, you can reuse the plot without changes for Movies II, III, IV,...

  7. You finish eating the floating eye corpse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You feel a strange mental acuity.

  8. I'm excited! by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hooray! Because we all know that films based on video games are always great

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    1. Re:I'm excited! by a_ghostwheel · · Score: 1

      You forgot best example.

    2. Re:I'm excited! by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Interesting that two of the three stinky movies you mention were directed by the same prize sweaty-arsed rat cock who directed Alien Vs Predator.

      Why? Sweet Zombie Jesus, why did anyone let him near AvP? I saw it two days ago and I'm still so fucking angry I want to take an angle-grinder to the guy's face.

    3. Re:I'm excited! by halivar · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Those three movies were great.

      A better choice of examples would have included this.

    4. Re:I'm excited! by sholde4 · · Score: 1

      Careful, lest we forget some of our other past mistakes.

    5. Re:I'm excited! by Ijaaz · · Score: 1
    6. Re:I'm excited! by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      I Suppose it's a 'Bad Thing' (tm) that I liked most of the movies you listed as well as the other GC's posted . . . maybe I'm just amused to easy. . . .

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    7. Re:I'm excited! by TheLoneIguana · · Score: 1

      ...or this, or this...

    8. Re:I'm excited! by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      I don't know. He seemed to pick the *best* video games. There are much, much, much worse movies he could've used as examples.

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    9. Re:I'm excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You forget This series, which comes with 6 movies, 300+ TV episode, and if you live in Japan, 2 bonus TV shows.

    10. Re:I'm excited! by SwartKrans · · Score: 2, Informative
    11. Re:I'm excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download it and skip to about 54 minutes in. It's a great film then.

    12. Re:I'm excited! by gowen · · Score: 1

      Well the best of them rated 6.2/10 of IMDB, which given that IMDB is still slightly nerd-skewed in its ratings, is pretty dismal.

      And, for the record, the reason I chose those is because they were the three that (i) were based on video games, (ii) I've seen and (iii) were, basically, shit.

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    13. Re:I'm excited! by t123 · · Score: 1

      if you don't believe imdb, then at rotten tomatoes we have, this, this , this and this

    14. Re:I'm excited! by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      hey

      I like pokemon :(

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    15. Re:I'm excited! by Scroatzilla · · Score: 1

      You forgot this classic!

    16. Re:I'm excited! by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Bah, like every movie has to be "Cider House Rules" or something.

      Every movie listed in this thread was enjoyable, brainless entertainment. Just like the video games they were based on.

      Street Fighter, Doom or Mortal Kombat aren't exactly fertile ground for deep soul-searching plots. Just shut up, drink some beers, and watch some Kung Fu.

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    17. Re:I'm excited! by gowen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Every movie listed in this thread was enjoyable, brainless entertainment. Just like the video games they were based on.
      No. They weren't. They were each badly written, appallingly acted and poorly choreographed. Even the fight sequences were outright bad. I enjoy good Kung Fu films. These were shit Kung Fu films.

      Hey, if you enjoyed them, good for you. But I like my mindless chop-socky violent entertainment to be high quality mindless violent entertainment made by people who know how to sustain tension, write witty dialogue and produce choreograph action sequences. And the plots don't have to be deep, but it'd be nice if they were at least slightly coherent.

      That's why Enter The Dragon and The Matrix are great mindless entertainment, and Mortal Kombat is an appalling waste of everyone's time and money.
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    18. Re:I'm excited! by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Tomb Raider and Resident Evil weren't that bad. I mean, come on, they're movies based on video games for crying out loud. Are you expecting some Shakespearean acting or whatever? Resident Evil 2 was a bit too campy for my tastes, but still semi-decent.

      Buuut... Tomb Raider 2 was one of the worst movies ever made, though. Mortal Kombat is pretty high up there as well.

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    19. Re:I'm excited! by halivar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, my bottom three would be Wing Commander, Super Mario Bros., and Street Fighter. I mean, come on... you got Christopher Lambert, I got Jean-Claude Van Damme (sp?). Obviously, your choices look like Oscar contenders next to my icons of B-movie badness.

      Think about it: would you rather spend five days strapped in a chair forced to watch Milla Jovavich and Angelina Jolie, or Jean-Claude Van Damme and John Leguizamo? Choose very, very carefully.

    20. Re:I'm excited! by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Funny
      Sweet Zombie Jesus, why did anyone let him near AvP? I saw it two days ago and I'm still so fucking angry I want to take an angle-grinder to the guy's face.

      Really? I heard it was a great comedy. I mean, really great. Bust-a-gut funny. Tears rolling down your cheeks funny.

      It was a comedy, right? Right?

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    21. Re:I'm excited! by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
      Hey ! I actually liked the first Mortal Kombat. It was hillarious, and it was obviously not intended as a serious movie. That (as well as and Raiden) made it fun to watch. I think they tried to make a Mortal Kombat II movie, and it failed miserably, but I don't really remember it that well -- and I still remember MKI.

      A handful of people, on a leaky boat, are gonna save the world ? -- EXACTLY.

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    22. Re:I'm excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the first mortal kombat movie was ok too....than I saw 'enter the dragon'

    23. Re:I'm excited! by zephc · · Score: 1

      I like the Tomb Raider movies because they have Arnold Judas Rimmer in them

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    24. Re:I'm excited! by CTachyon · · Score: 1

      The first Mortal Kombat movie was cheesy but fun, but there is no end to the depths of my loathing for the second MK movie. For comparison, Rotten Tomatoes pegs the original Mortal Kombat at 26% fresh, but the sequel Mortal Kombat: Annihilation gets a paltry 5% fresh rating. It's just that much worse. To quote one of the critics: "You know that when an acting joke like Christopher Lambert won't even return for the sequel, some fragile line has been crossed." It's nothing but a string of cameo fight scenes connected with horrible dialogue (think Halle Berry's infamous "struck by lightning" line in X-Men, except *all* the dialogue is like that) and bewilderingly bad CGI (going by looks, it's a reasonable assumption that Babylon 5 had a higher per-episode production budget).

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    25. Re:I'm excited! by gfxguy · · Score: 1, Troll

      The problem is that a lot of these games are great not because of great graphics but because of great plots and gameplay...

      They COULD make a great movie based on games, it's just that the studios don't put a lot of effort into it thinking that they'll get a quick buck from name and hype of a popular game.

      There's no reason Lara Croft couldn't be the female Indiana Jones (except some actresses are chosen for the wrong kind of assets).

      Good entertainment reminds me of the food pyramid... there's a foundation and several layers to build up on... I work in television and I can tell you, long before it's released, when I'm working on something good, or working on crap. I don't know why the producers and directors don't understand this; maybe they're following the Ed Wood principle in reverse.

      Anyway, any great movie starts with the foundation: the writing. Period. End of discussion. If the writing (we're talking screenplay, here) is good, you are almost certain to not make a bad movie (even if it isn't that great). None of these movies based on games has started with a good foundation.

      For the record, IMO, the next level up is directing... so you can certainly ruin a good screenplay with bad directing, but it takes a great deal of effort. George Lucus might fall into this category if he weren't to blame for all the other levels as well.

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    26. Re:I'm excited! by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Well, he still has "Event horizon" in his resume. That one was a hell of a sci-fi terror flick.

      *SPOILERS FOR AvP - LOOK AWAY IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT*

      I saw AvP the past week, and i didn't think of much about it until i got home and realized it had quite a lot of action and very very impressive fight scenes, which was of course what everyone wanted to see.
      What ruined it a bit for me was the female "look-i'm-soo-Lt-Ripley" hero. C'mon, she should have died 10 minutes into the movie by slipping on a bannana in the ship. We came to see Aliens figthing Predators, not a woman doing impossible stunts and fraternizing with an alien.

      Other than that, i througly enjoyed it.

    27. Re:I'm excited! by goss · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Kylie Minouge... what a breakout role that proved to be for her, eh?

    28. Re:I'm excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - lay off the "Struck by lightning" line. I loved that :)

      (You know, this thread has so far only proved that for n amount of people there quite probably exists >n opinions :)

    29. Re:I'm excited! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I get this all the time...

      "lighten up, it's just a bit of fun".

      It's a feeble excuse for a lame film. Jackie Chan makes fun films. The Indiana Jones films are fun. Leon and Nikita are great fun action films.

      But, a lot of popcorn movies are just lame. A bunch of special effects, instantly forgettable trash.

    30. Re:I'm excited! by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I don't get why studios don't get this even though it is said again and again and again. It's all about the writing.

      Spiderman wasn't a great film because of the cast and effects. It was really well written and directed AND also had a great cast. Of many of the recent summer films, it's one that will stand the test of time.

      Remember, people were dazzled by films like King Kong and Frankenstein, even though to modern audiences, they would be able to disect the effects. The only thing is, if someone made a film as engaging as those, even without the effects, people would suspend disbelief and just roll with it - they only look at crap effects if they aren't having fun.

    31. Re:I'm excited! by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the point, though ? It never occurred to me to consider that MKI might not be a parody of Enter The Dragon. I mean, come on -- they used practically the exact same leaky boat, and the exact same beach ! Except Enter The Dragon tried to be oh so serious about it all, whereas MKI had Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade making fun of each other. Which is why I like it more.

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    32. Re:I'm excited! by Maavin · · Score: 1

      Super Mario Bros. ? Hey ! The chick was cute...

      Well, if it would be Milla 'in the flesh' you'd HAVE to strap me to a chair....

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    33. Re:I'm excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what mupped modded parent a troll? interesting and /or insightful would have been more deserved, sorry I don't have modpoints to correct this injustice

  9. Flashlight or gun? by general_re · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...cuz you can't have both, Mr. The Rock.

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    1. Re:Flashlight or gun? by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flashlight or Camera more like.

      Its just going to be one big long Blair Witch movie.

      Snivveling aliens rendered with the fastest supercomputers to produce 16 million unique shades of black taking technicolour to new levels.

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    2. Re:Flashlight or gun? by daxxar · · Score: 1
      Hah, you've obviously never played Duct-tape mod!
      And, I quote:
      Under the crazy presumption that a roll of duct tape has to exist somewhere on the Mars facility, the Duct Tape mod sticks flashlights to your machinegun and shotgun.

      Imho, duct-tape is the universal tool for any geek.
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    3. Re:Flashlight or gun? by general_re · · Score: 1
      Under the crazy presumption that a roll of duct tape has to exist somewhere on the Mars facility...

      It was obviously too insane and far-out a proposition for the folks at Id ;)

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    4. Re:Flashlight or gun? by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if the main character is the rock, now I can understand why he can't use a gun and a flashlight at the same time.


      -Colin

    5. Re:Flashlight or gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main character isn't The Rock *rolls eyes*, it's Karl Urban. The Rock is best suited for Duke Nukem-style characters that sound moronic and spout off bad one-liners.

    6. Re:Flashlight or gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would be kinda interesting if the character in the movie does just that... attaches a flashlight to a gun using duct tape.

    7. Re:Flashlight or gun? by sleighb0y · · Score: 1

      Not even this flashlight?

    8. Re:Flashlight or gun? by sjwt · · Score: 1

      I still want to see a moded duct-tape mod that hides the roll of tape somewhere randomly and you have to find it =>

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    9. Re:Flashlight or gun? by DeathByDuke · · Score: 1

      yes he can... Duct Tape Mod!

    10. Re:Flashlight or gun? by DarthVain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know... They could have a lot of fun with this movie... If they make it a kind of Action/Comedy/Parody it might actually be worth seeing. What it will probably will be is a sub-par action film with lots of CGI and effects... But they could have a lot of fun.. like the whole flash light thing... they could have the Rock going down some dark hallway, freaking out due to monsters, frantically switching back and forth between flashlight and shotgun... then finally saying something glib like 'screw this' and duct taping the two together... I would laugh, everyone knows that bit... Or little things like Ads for NVIDIA and ATI, maybe taking shots at the vid card cheating industry... or like making the detonation code for a big bomb at the end being 'idkfa' or someting like that... The Rock can be a funny guy when he wants to, he had that one good movie. So in closing I don't think the movie is 'doomed' (sorry had to) to failure, that is just the most likely result. However if they get away from the game plot (such that it is), and embellish with some witty humor, it might be ok. Anyway just my two cents...

    11. Re:Flashlight or gun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real questions is:

      Yes but will the movie be as dark as the fscking game?

      Movie Executive answer: "That would sure save some bucks on set dressing..."

      QTTP

    12. Re:Flashlight or gun? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      That's ok. It doesn't matter. When they do the PC remake in a few years, he'll be holding the flashlight anyway.

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  10. The game had a plot? by clickety6 · · Score: 1


    Well, I guess what plot there was there is thin enough for a Hollywood production!

    Bang! Boom! Bang! Argghhh! Bang! Ouch! Bang! Boom! Bang!

    Roll credits...

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  11. Best job EVER! by grm_wnr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want the post of Gaffer for that movie!

  12. Duct tape mod by DARKFORCE123 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I just hope the marine in the movie gets to use his gun and flashlight at the same time.

    Maybe we should ping the director and make sure he puts the duct tape mod into the movie.

    1. Re:Duct tape mod by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      There might not be a duct tape mod, but I hear they're going to make the cyberdemon shoot first.

    2. Re:Duct tape mod by Dac+Vin · · Score: 1

      Forget it man - Doomguy WILL shoot first. But in the near future, we'll probably get a reedition where the cyberdemon shoot first, and finally the one where they both shoot at the same time...

  13. While by kc0re · · Score: 1

    I would Love to say that I am looking forward to this, however, I am envisioning really stupid 3d graphics. But, I am interested in this one. Although I think it may ruin the game. The dungeons and dragons movie didn't really fair well.

    1. Re:While by Holi · · Score: 1

      Actually the movie is called Doom, not Doom III, so the graphics are straight from the original.

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    2. Re:While by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Actually the movie is called Doom, not Doom III, so the graphics are straight from the original.

      So, you mean the dead bodies will turn their feet to face you, no matter where you are in the room? :)

  14. Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by adb · · Score: 1

    ..."Sky Captain" for no reason.

    1. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and she's worried about getting typecast as one-eyed things.

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    2. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by raider_red · · Score: 1

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to notice that resemblance.

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    3. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by ahmusch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Angelina Jolie will only play Honor Harrington in any media if and only if authorized by David Weber's estate (read: over his dead body), and I would not be surprised if he had a codicil in his will preventing such.

      (For those who don't know, Angelina Jolie was able to adopt a Cambodian child in unbelievably expedited fashion while the Weber's adoption -- and seemingly everyone else who wasn't famous --was placed on bureaucratic hold.)

    4. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 3, Funny
      So? She has more money to better take care of a child.

      You poor folk sure do complain a lot.

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    5. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Yeah, look how the Menendez boys turned out!

    6. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      (For those who don't know, Angelina Jolie was able to adopt a Cambodian child in unbelievably expedited fashion while the Weber's adoption -- and seemingly everyone else who wasn't famous --was placed on bureaucratic hold.)

      Rather, Weber's adoption was placed on hold because Angelina Jolie couldn't be bothered to play by the rules, so smuggled the kid out of the country without the right paperwork, and so directly fucked over everyone else trying to adopt at the time.

    7. Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in by ninewands · · Score: 1

      ... and you think a best-selling sci-fi author is hurting for fundage?

      Consider this, All the Honor Harrington books after about "A Short Victorious War" were released in hardcover (may have been Baen's first hardcover books, although I'm not sure about that) a year before they came out in paperback and they have still consistently made the bestseller lists. Weber may actually have MORE money than Ms. Jolie.

  15. So... by TuringTest · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So, 90% of the movie will be pitch black?

    Now put here your jokes about the duct tape mod.

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  16. Good luck! by GR1NCH · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They have a lot of work to do in order to recreate the atmosphere created in DOOM3. That game made me tense in a way no movie ever has. The only comparable feeling would be while playing System Shock 2.

    1. Re:Good luck! by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

      They have a lot of work to do in order to recreate the atmosphere created in DOOM3.

      But think of the money they'll save by not having to hire a lighting crew.

    2. Re:Good luck! by sidepocket · · Score: 0

      The game made me tense too so much that it was like I was forcing myself to get through it. The fact that it had barely any story didn't help either.

  17. Oh no, not the Rock... by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The poor man's Vin Diesel.

    He'll probably have to type IDKFA every thirty seconds just to make it through the movie.

    1. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poor man's Vin Diesel.

      Know your role and shut your mouth! The Rock will lay the smack down on that jabrone's candy ass, if you smeeeeeelllllllllaalalalalalaaaaa! what the rock! is cookin'!

    2. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by adam31 · · Score: 2, Funny
      The poor man's Vin Diesel.

      Uh, I thought that's who Vin Diesel is...

    3. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Ba3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      wait, are you saying Vin Diesel is 'expensive'.. or rather the 'real thing'????

      Cmon, they are all shallow imitations of the Real action heros.. the honarable Jess "The Body" Ventura and Arnold, not to mention Sly, or even Bruce Willis in a constantly getting up after being beaten senseless way.

      pppbhbpbhbbbhbhbpht... you children should review the Real Action heroes. imho, the Doom Guy should be Charles Bronson or Chuck Norris.

    4. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by phauxfinnish · · Score: 1

      You know, he could just type IDDQD and IDCHOPPERS in the beginning and take all the baddies out with a chainsaw, ala Ash (Evil Dead, ED2, Army of Darkness). Speaking of which, Ash rocks and could kick the crap out of the Rock any day with his mighty BOOMSTICK!!!

    5. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by hambonewilkins · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Agreed. The rock at least has some personality. Vin Diesel plays the same Mr. Gravely Voice in every movie.

      The Rock is a poor man's Ahhhhnold. Vin Diesel is a poor man's The Rock.

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    6. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Deusy · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The poor man's Vin Diesel.

      Oh really. And can you name a good Vim Diesel movie except for Pitch Black?

      Thought not, next quip please.

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    7. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Arnold's pay is more than Vin Diesel's, and Vin Diesel's is more than The Rock's. I'd say that Vin is the poor-man's Arnold, and The Rock is the poor-man's Vin.

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    8. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I liked Boiler Room.

      But that's not an action movie.

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    9. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Jbrecken · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh really. And can you name a good Vim[sic] Diesel movie except for Pitch Black?

      Iron Giant.

    10. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll probably have to type IDKFA every thirty seconds just to make it through the movie. ...and make a type-o!

    11. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by siriuskao · · Score: 1, Insightful

      saving private ryan :)

    12. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      smeeeeeelllllllllaalalalalalaaaaa! what the rock! is cookin'!
      You missed an exclamation point.

      If you can smeeeeeelllllllllaalalalalalaaaaa! what the rock! is! cookin'!
    13. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good call.

    14. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      I liked Boiler Room.

      I'm gonna have to agree with you, I can only think of craptastic action movies coming from him. At least The Rock's got personality.

      P.S. Nice try with the slashdot username

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    15. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by halivar · · Score: 1

      ...and make a type-o!

      I assume you mean using IDKFA instead of just IDFA. The K gives you all the keys to the level.

    16. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Dude, think about it for a second. Sure, Ash would make The Rock eat his own teeth for dinner, but side-by-side, they'd make pretty good allies. They've got similar acting styles, facial expressions, and the like, and - given the right script - I could imagine THe Rock getting the same kind of cult following.

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    17. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever heard of a little film named Saving Private Ryan?

      I enjoyed xXx (Triple-X), I enjoyed Pitch Black, like you said. Boiler Room is good. A lot of people liked The Fast and the Furious, although I'm not a big fan of it. Didn't he do a voice in The Iron Giant? Surely one of the great animated films of the last 10 years...

    18. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 2, Funny
      The Rock is a poor man's Ahhhhnold.

      Be that as it may, I can't wait to see the final scene where the Cyberdemon gets the "People's Elbow."

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    19. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      He was great in "Knockarround guys", his only movie i really liked next to "Pitch black".

      I don't hate Diesel; but The Rock actally did quite good in movies like "Scorpion King", "Mummy Returns" and "Walking tall". He has the potential to be one hell of an action movie star. I think he could work in the Doom movie.

    20. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      No way, vin diesel is the poor man's (or 18yo girl's) the rock.

      You've gotta give the rock credit, he will be the next arnie:

      1. He's fuckin huge.
      2. He can't act much, but he's good at playing 1-dimensional action heroes. And he'll learn to act over time.
      3. He's fuckin huge.
      4. He's got the arnie seal of approval - they're good mates, and arnie's said he's the only one he'd be happy to play the terminator.
      5. He's fuckin huge.

      Vin diesel, frankly, is eye candy. He cant act any better than the rock, just where the rock can only play "massive tough cunt" vin diesel can only play "pretty, smart-ass tough cunt". And while riddick and pitch black both rocked, every other film he's in sucks donkey balls.

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    21. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Ash would make The Rock eat his own teeth for dinner, but side-by-side, they'd make pretty good allies.

      You know, that is probably the ONE thing that could make me shell out 9 bucks to see a Doom movie, is if Bruce Campbell is in it!

    22. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

      it would have been longer if the amount of characters in a username would have allowed the extra characters '_DA_LEGEND'

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    23. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by mink · · Score: 1

      The Rock was in Scorpion King? Oh yah, 5 min of flashbacks. He wasnt even in the final part of the film, just some bad CGI of him.

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    24. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      ...smartass mode on...

      Actually, you're reffering to "The Mummy returns".

      ...smartass mode off...

      Anyway, you're right. Still, he has quite a screen presence, and does a fine work in action flicks. I found Diesel much less enjoyable in such roles.

    25. Re:Oh no, not the Rock... by mink · · Score: 1

      Yah, my bad. You are correct I was describing a scene from Mummy returns.
      He did have a real IMO role in Scorpion King. I didnt really consider him "in" the Mummy Returns because of the CDI at the end and the small pert his character actually played. Then again IMO the Mummy Returns is about Imhotep and his love story rather then about the heros from the last film.

      I also dont think he (The Rock) is a horrible actor. I just file him with the other Pro wrestlers and other bulky action stars. Like Lundgrin And Piper.

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  18. Talented Rock by CleverNickedName · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe the rock will not only do all his own stunts, but he will also be doing all his own camera work too.

    You can't beat those first-person movies.

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    1. Re:Talented Rock by frission · · Score: 1

      ...from the geniuses that brought you the blair witch project, comes another first person movie :)

  19. The plot and setting is right from the game. by stratjakt · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other words, there is no plot, and the movie is set in several hallways and rooms that look identical to the one in the last scene.

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    1. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      In other words, there is no plot, and the movie is set in several hallways and rooms that look identical to the one in the last scene.

      So it's a student film?

    2. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by amigabill · · Score: 1

      Well, there was some slightly different sets in the first Resident Evil movie for different scenes. (Haven't seen the second movie yet) The DOOM movie I imagine will likely resemble the Resident Evil one I've seen in many ways, except for the babe.

    3. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by rikkards · · Score: 1

      In other words, there is no plot, and the movie is set in several hallways and rooms that look identical to the one in the last scene.

      So you are saying that they are doing a movie based on Halo?

    4. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 2

      nah, they haven't announced a Halo movie yet.

      *rimshot*

      *dodges tomatoes*

    5. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doh i got beat to the punch

    6. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      nah, they haven't announced a Halo movie yet.

      Having lived through the terrible voice acting of the German version I know why... Even if the movie's voice acting was only half as bad the entire audience would fall asleep after five minutes.

      AI Chick: "Master Chief. You need to reach that terminal or we will all die. Oh my god."
      Master Chief: "There are some aliens. Die aliens."
      *BLAM BLAM BLAM TAKKA TAKKA TAKKA BOOOOOM*
      Aliens: "Argh."
      Soldier: "Oh, Master Chief. Thanks for saving us."
      *an alien shoots the soldier from behind*
      Soldier: "Oh, I am hurt. The pain. See my guts spilling over the floor. I am in agony."

      Audience: "zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz"

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    7. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like this? (only the part about "rooms that look identical to the one in the last scene")
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123755/

      Really weird movie. But still good. ^_^

    8. Re:The plot and setting is right from the game. by mink · · Score: 1

      I didnt realize Silent Hill 4 was being made into a movie.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  20. GLAD I LEAKED MY SCREEN SHOTS ON P2P by fadethepolice · · Score: 0, Troll

    It was my awesome performances that inspired the creative genius behind this movie..

  21. I'll say it again... by cjpez · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... with any luck, it'll be every bit as good as the comic book.

    1. Re:I'll say it again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "there's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix... with my hands!"

      *sigh* Doom comic, just because you pretend to hang out with the cool comics doesn't make you one.

    2. Re:I'll say it again... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > "there's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix... with my hands!"

      If I were Frank Miller, I'd be tempted to sue over that one...

      Chris Mattern

  22. Delay as marketing strategy! by DirtyJ · · Score: 5, Funny
    release date of August 5, 2005

    To let the general public get the full Doom experience, they should push the release date back like 5 or 6 times and eventually put it out in 2009.

    1. Re:Delay as marketing strategy! by whm · · Score: 1

      Don't worry! They've got this covered.

    2. Re:Delay as marketing strategy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      yeah but by then we are all going to be playing Duke Nukem Forever

    3. Re:Delay as marketing strategy! by DrWhizBang · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then hire Georoge Lucas to release periodic maintenance patches...

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    4. Re:Delay as marketing strategy! by G-funk · · Score: 1

      And it should only play on iMax.

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  23. Suprise Ending by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The code to destroy the base is IDKFA.

  24. Three things that will happen with this movie... by angryflute · · Score: 1

    1) John Carmack will have a cameo in it somewhere. He'll probably briefly appear as a nerdy tech/scientist seen on a video monitor.

    2) The Rock will say in the movie: "Let's give 'em HELL!"

    3) It will be rated PG-13.

  25. Finally by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    A story so short there is no need to read the article.

  26. Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it true by Aash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone can submit info to the The Internet Movie Database, and it's rather notorious for posting incorrect information about movies which are still far from release.

    I'm not saying that the casting news at the imdb definitely isn't true, I'm just saying to take it with a grain of salt.

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  27. Recipe for box-office victory by Apostata · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Star-studded cast - check

    2. Fantastic storyline - check

    3. Less than a year from production to release - check

    Wow - how will this not be a hit?

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    This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it. - Dorothy Parker
    1. Re:Recipe for box-office victory by stor · · Score: 1

      3. Less than a year from production to release - check

      That's because all the CGI stuff is pretty-much *done* =)

      Cheers
      Stor

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      "Yeah well there's a lot of stuff that should be, but isn't"
  28. Here is the plot by SpermanHerman · · Score: 0

    Watch as The Rock runs around with a little flash-light and destroys the evil monsters right before your eyes! Check out the reviews!

    "Stunning, Beautiful, two palms up!"
    - siegfried and roy

  29. Setting? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    The plot and setting is right from the game.

    Ummm... which one? Doom 1, 2 (and 2's other versions) were all placed in large environments. Doom 3 (so far) is placed in very dark, almost catacomb areas. Drasticly different...

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    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  30. Duct Tape by CGP314 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Don't forget to bring a flashlight.


    -Colin

  31. That means you have huge guts! by ArmpitMan · · Score: 1

    Man, I hope it's as good as the comic book.

  32. They should have done this one first by asadodetira · · Score: 2, Funny

    Before final fantasy or resident evil, there was doom. Oh wait, what about Wolfestein. Oh wait.... PONG the movie, that's what i want to see. (Actually not a bad idea for a short film)

    1. Re:They should have done this one first by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Hate to nitpick (clearly, that's a lie), but Final Fantasy predates Doom by six years. Four if you only go by the American release.

    2. Re:They should have done this one first by jkubecki · · Score: 2, Informative
      PONG the movie, that's what i want to see. (Actually not a bad idea for a short film)
      It's been done. And it's very funny.
    3. Re:They should have done this one first by general_re · · Score: 2, Funny
      PONG the movie, that's what i want to see.

      Ask, and ye shall receive - Pong, The Movie.

      --
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    4. Re:They should have done this one first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. That had better dialogue than Wimbledon

  33. delay waiting for video hardware to catch up by OffTheLip · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will movie theaters need to upgrade to the latest video equipment to be able to run this film?

    1. Re:delay waiting for video hardware to catch up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah they'll definitely need an upgrade but even so they won't be able to run it as it was meant to be seen for another two or three generations of digital video projection equipment.

    2. Re:delay waiting for video hardware to catch up by ZeroConcept · · Score: 1

      They should be able to get the standard 25fps for movies with their current hardware, but it will look very pixelated

    3. Re:delay waiting for video hardware to catch up by Algan · · Score: 1

      Nah, by the time this is out, the hardware will catch up ...

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    4. Re:delay waiting for video hardware to catch up by Minwee · · Score: 1

      Not at all. The great thing about it being a Doom movie is that if the bulb burns out in their projector the audience won't notice at all.

  34. yeah right by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The plot and setting is right from the game.

    Oh come on, do you think they can really condense the intricate storyline, complex characterizations, and nuanced dialogue of Doom into a 2 hour movie? I think not.

    Good god, people, Doom had a bad storyline EVEN BY VIDEOGAME STANDARDS. Who actually thinks it will make a good movie? If you answer "me", then please explain it to me.

    The funny thing is most slashdot stories about something the MPAA has done are followed by comments about "who cares, Hollywood movies are so bad why would you want to watch them anyway?". You do realize that you can't honestly be in both camps, you know? You can't criticize the mindless drivel that Hollywood puts out and then say in the next breath that you're eagerly awaiting Doom.

    Alright, I MAY see it, but that's only because Rosamund Pike is sexy as hell. When you're the sexiest woman in a movie that also stars Halle Berry, that's something special. But the movie itself isn't something that a sentient being should look forward to.

    1. Re:yeah right by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What the article submitter probably meant, was, that the plot isn't from the game, but from all the comic book and Doom novel spin-offs from the game. Some geeks are really into all that crap.

      To me it was always about "shoot monsters", I never even took the time to realize the monsters were demons, and I was a space marine, and that the whole thing was happening on the moon (or earth, or mars).

      Doom 3 tries to jam the backstory down your throat, although I liked the franchise better without a plot. You don't need a reason to shoot monsters, you shoot them simply because they are monsters.

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    2. Re:yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat after me: "Slashdot is more than one person"

    3. Re:yeah right by danila · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll be frank. We eagerly await this movie, because it is built on some of the hottest IP in the industry. The id Software has created a strong brand that has a significant loyal following of computer game fans. In our risk-averse times, the film industry can't afford to embark on too many risky projects and needs to balance creativity and exploration with more predictable projects. This movie also has an excellent potential for merchandising, with action figures and stuff. All this has absolutely nothing to do with any "ideas" that id Software created for the Doom universe and the need to "develop" them further. Fortunately, the viewers/gamers/customers don't need philosophy, art or originality from the film, they want scary monsters, cool special effects, lots of explosions, some catchy oneliners and action.

      And of course we will continue bitching about Hollywood putting out mindless drivel, unless we are the target demographics.

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    4. Re:yeah right by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would make an o.k. action flick with lots of guns and explosions. Plot? Who needs a stinking plot? Doom isn't an RPG. Think what they did with that Final Fantasy movie. Doom has the right plot for hollywood... They can change anything they want to make it work. They can kill off any characters they introduce. It could be a horror movie or an action flick.

    5. Re:yeah right by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Even though doom has a "bad" storyline, that doesn't mean it won't make a good movie. A good scriptwriter can resurrect even the blandest of plot outlines into an excellent, hillarious, action-packed film.

      Take Indiana Jones, for example. It's one of my favorite films, and just came to mind, so I'll use it. How do you summarize the storyline (of, say, raiders of the lost ark) for that film? How about, "US archeologist battles nazis in egypt to try and regain ancient biblical artifacts" - now think of all the completely cheesed out films you've seen with similar plots. It's all in the presentation. Consider Beowulf - not much to that plot, really, in summary, but it evolved over time to become a wonderful epic.

      Even if they were to use the basic plot laid out at the beginning of (and gradually throughout) Doom 3, they would have something to start with. Then give the mischelaneous people encountered throughout the game a larger role (or other people) in the character's quest. Add a lot of jokes (in the nature of films such as Shrek), and it would strike a cord with many of the people that played the original doom. (Well, with my group atl east. Remember the 'demon' - the red bull-like creature that charged? We called it a penis monster because it looked like a giant cock. I'm sure other sexual references could be made throughout the film... but maybe that's just my twisted sense of humor). Another action film that I'm reminded of that would have been bland and boring sci-fi without the humor is The 5th Element. Remember those damn pig creatures? The action was -cheesy-. But it was a pretty freakign good film, as there was a large amount of humor intertwined throughout it.

      That said, I agree with you. It'll likely suck horribly. I think their best bet is to not try to make it a horror film, but to make it a film that appeals to what made Doom initially popular - to a large respect, just running around shooting things and having blood squirt everyhwere, making jokes at 4am while drinking mountain dew about the game characters, etc. etc. - I'm thinking along the lines of things like the "exploding wall of blood" scene in Evil Dead 2. That would Rock (and, now that I think about it, The Rock would probably be a pretty damn good "Ash" type character, as he's quite over the top with his acting... hrm. I'm starting to see a lot of (likely unfulfillable) potential here.

      Still, there's no way it could be worse than tomb raider. (On second thought, at least TR had fleshy boobs...)

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    6. Re:yeah right by duggy_92127 · · Score: 1
      You do realize that you can't honestly be in both camps, you know? You can't criticize the mindless drivel that Hollywood puts out and then say in the next breath that you're eagerly awaiting Doom.

      You do realize that "Slashdot" is made up of more than just one guy, right? That we're several million people who visit the site each week? We can absolutely be in both camps, since any individual person can choose which way they feel about the issues.

      Who actually thinks it will make a good movie? If you answer "me", then please explain it to me.

      Sure, no problem. The issue lies in your definition of "good movie". Academy awards? Popular opinion? Of course according to those standards the DOOM movie is going to be just terrible. If you find yourself agreeing with either of those groups, in general, you're very likely to think it's horrible, as well.

      I, however, go to see an action movie, and I only care about just that: the action. Sometimes, the worse the 'dialog', the BETTER the movie. Plot? I couldn't care less. They could start the movie with a guy with a gun at one end of a large open field filled with traps and monsters and bad guys, and the entire 'plot' is "You have to get to the other side!" with no explanation, and if there was some bad-ass action in between, that would be a great action movie.

      Like, did you dislike Serious Sam because all they did was fill the screen with baddies throwing death at you? That game kicked ass, and had a 'plot' as stupid as any I've seen.

      Doug

    7. Re:yeah right by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      But the movie itself isn't something that a sentient being should look forward to.

      What? Come on, we really need another trash movie! "Doom: the movie" - doesn't that sound likely to become some kind of cult trash movie that future generations will download and laugh about?

      BTW, they should let Troma make the movie. Really.

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    8. Re:yeah right by amigabill · · Score: 1

      Come on guys. While we all suspect this movie won't have a cleverly sculpted plot or heartwarming acting skills, we also know that almost all of us will be going to watch it. Just like Star Wars. How else can we accurately whine about how terrible it turned out?

      Besides, I kindof miss the high-quality films I got to see on USA Up All Night and Joe-Bob Briggs' Mostervision. DOOM would surely fit in quite nicely with the likes of Cyborg 3...

    9. Re:yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IF you thought those pink monsters were penis-like, I would advise you to consult a doctor. Other people's penises don't look like that.

    10. Re:yeah right by johnMG · · Score: 1

      My idea of the perfect Doom movie: Zero dialogue. None. The Rock will do fine. Lot's of raised eyebrow looks where The Rock imagines something like, "What would happen if I charge through that door?" and then we see his gruesome imaginary demise in some hideous fashion. Then he decides against it, instead pulling off some fabulous coup where foul monsters get sent back to their maker by the pile.

      Extra-funny/gory special effects would be great too: monster blood-n-guts gets splashed in his face and he spits, gags, and sputters it out while still firing. Man I'd be laughin' through the whole thing.

      After the movie, at the end of the credits, they could even throw in some of the IDDQD/IDKFA gags.

      Where do you find real creative film making like that anyway?

  35. Answer by simgod · · Score: 1

    John Ashcroft

  36. My prediction by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

    This is gonna suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck......

  37. The game had a plot?-Mortal Kombat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Well, I guess what plot there was there is thin enough for a Hollywood production!"

    Just like Mortal Kombat.

    1. Re:The game had a plot?-Mortal Kombat. by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      "Just like Mortal Kombat."

      You mean the movie so bad, it killed Rauol Julia?!!!

      Come on, The Rock isn't that annoying!

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      the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    2. Re:The game had a plot?-Mortal Kombat. by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      "You mean the movie so bad, it killed Rauol Julia?!!!"

      You're thinking of Street Fighter, not Mortal Kombat...

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    3. Re:The game had a plot?-Mortal Kombat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehh... That was Street Fighter, Dillhole, not MK. MK should have killed Christopher Lambert, but we weren't that lucky, just like Street Fighter killed Raul Julia instead of Jean Cluade Van Damme.

    4. Re:The game had a plot?-Mortal Kombat. by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Hey...i liked Mortal Kombat! granted i was like 10...

      i guess if i saw it again now i would see a lot more dramatic flaw.

  38. Won't see it in the movie theater by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

    But if its for real and it releases, then it will probably be on video while the spilled soda is still sticky on the theater floor. In that case, I might watch it at a friends house, if he feels up for downloading it.

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    Dogma - "let's just say we'd like to avoid any empirical entanglements."
  39. Production Rundown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If this is bsaed on the latest edition of Doom, it should take roughly 3 - hrs make to tape.

    All you need is a fake weapon, absolutely no lights (aka a dark room, which I am sure exists somewhere), and some "grunt" noises from a keyboard.

    It is amazing what we can do with a computer.

  40. Re:That's not really very funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a Troll? No, seriously, Daikatana? Uh?

  41. So what they're saying... by Dragoon412 · · Score: 1

    ...is that the plot is about running backwards through dark hallways shooting zombies, right?

  42. Another video game Hollywuss Blockbastard(tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do these Unholywood producers really take us as morons? And for that matter, do they ever learnt that you cannot possibly squeeze 10-20 hours of interactive entertainment into 2 hours of reactive movie that you can't even choose the ending without totally ruining the franchise, especially made by a cast of script writers and actors who don't have a clue of the game elements? Thanks to yet another stupid, short sighted, get rich quick money grabbing scheme, they just destroy yet another game franchise and potential source of self-sustaining revenue stream! If these people actually have a clue of what they are doing, they would have done a TV series instead, just like the Japanese producers do. The Hollywusses should have learnt something from Pokemon, which started out as a video game, but ended up a high rating TV series.

    1. Re:Another video game Hollywuss Blockbastard(tm) by Asylumn · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seem Pokemon? Thank god hollywood didn't learn from them!

    2. Re:Another video game Hollywuss Blockbastard(tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't like Pokemon? There are Kirby and F-Zero GP Legend. Tired of Nintendo? You can also get Digimon, Monster Rancher, Power Stone, Megaman NT Warrior, Sonic X, Beyblade, even Ragnarok the Animation (based on Ragnarok Online), and upcoming Viewtiful Joe.

      If you are tired of all the above, that's probably because they are not designed for viewers who only cares about tentacle rapists.

    3. Re:Another video game Hollywuss Blockbastard(tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of Hollywuss, did you notices that all the worst (in revenue) video game based movies are all coming from the US of A, and the greatest ones come from Japan*? That is one sign that these Carlifornians fail to pay attentions to.

      * Final Fantasy movie was produced by Square Pictures, an US division of Squaresoft.

    4. Re:Another video game Hollywuss Blockbastard(tm) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, indeed. Otherwise we'd have a gore-fest aimed a seven year old children.

      Ooops, I've just responded to a troll. I must be new here or something.

  43. Annoying popcorn throwing saturday night cinema by overmeer · · Score: 0

    Does it come with punkbuster?

  44. I wonder if... by dubstar · · Score: 2, Funny

    In an effort to increase the level of suspense the entire picture will be shot with a single hand held flashlight for lighting?

  45. But... by DanDerham · · Score: 1

    I'm still waiting for Pong the movie.

    1. Re:But... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Dude. Didn't you see the earlier post? I guess not...

      http://void.lbstone.com/EXZHOJLGTO/humor_pong.sw f

      Pong, the Movie.

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  46. Re:Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it t by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Anyone can submit info to the The Internet Movie Database, and it's rather notorious for posting incorrect information about movies which are still far from release.

    Yeah right. Next thing you'll be telling me is Emacs: The Movie is a hoax, too.

  47. Possible? by 21chrisp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Call me a pessimist, but I can't see modern Hollywood producing such a violent and gory film. This will probably be another sci-fi/horror flick turned PG-13 (which you can't really call Doom). No studio in it's right mind is going to release a film with people gutted and hanging on hooks. Soccer Moms of the world would have them for lunch.

    1. Re:Possible? by keyne9 · · Score: 1

      Soccer Moms letting their children see this movie (if R-rated, and fully well gory as it shoudl be) shoudl be the ones gutted and put on hooks. Ratings are given for a reason, people.

    2. Re:Possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No studio in it's right mind is going to release a film with people gutted and hanging on hooks

      Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

    3. Re:Possible? by AbbyNormal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Soccer Moms of the world would have them for lunch

      The execs or the "people gutted and hanging on hooks". That's kinda gross!

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    4. Re:Possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this satire? Not only have "films with people gutted and hanging on hooks" been shown in Hollywood movies before (for several decades!), but they are so many such films that the concept is something of a cliche these days.

      Either you're a clever troll, or you have absolutely no idea whatsoever what you're talking about.

  48. Screw using a star... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Film it in first person just like the freaking game!!!!!! Then you just need some nebbish running around (only have to pay them $30k) with a camera mounted on their chest so you can see their weapon fire, chainsaw bits, etc...

    Save the stars for more exciting bits. I suggest Winona Ryder for the Floating Eye, James Wood for the multiple soldiers and Joan Rivers for the Spikey Demons... For goat boy? Rob Schnieder...

    Just my comments...

  49. The question is... by Alci12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will the movie characters strafe jumping away from the monsters?

  50. should be a good plot... by night_flyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    from the original game...

    You're a marine, one of Earth's toughest, hardened in combat and trained for action. Three years ago you assaulted a superior officer for ordering his soldiers to fire upon civilians. He and his body cast were shipped to Pearl Harbour, while you were transferred to Mars, home of the Union Aerospace Corporation.

    The UAC is a multi-planetary conglomerate with radioactive waste facilities on Mars and its two moons, Phobos and Deimos. With no action for fifty million miles, your day consisted of suckin' dust and watchin' restricted flicks in the rec room.

    For the last four years the military, UAC's biggest supplier, has used the remote facilities on Phobos and Deimos to conduct various secret projects, including research on inter-dimensional space travel. So far they have been able to open Gateways between Phobos and Deimos, throwing a few gadgets into one and watching them come out the other.

    Recently, however, the Gateways have grown dangerously unstable. Military "volunteers" entering them have disappeared or been stricken with a strange form of insanity -- babbling vulgarities, bludgeoning anything that breathes, and finally suffering an untimely death of full-body explosion. Matching heads with torsos to send home to the folks became a full-time job. Latest military reports state that the research is suffering a small set-back, but everything is under control.

    A few hours ago, Mars received a garbled message from Phobos. "We require immediate military support. Some fraggin' evil is coming out of the Gateways! Computer systems have gone berserk!" The rest was incoherent. Soon afterwards, Deimos simply vanished from the sky. Since then, attempts to establish contact with either moon have been unsuccessful.

    You and your buddies, the only combat troop for fifty million miles were sent up pronto to Phobos. You were ordered to secure the perimeter of the base while the rest of the team went inside. For several hours, your radio picked up the sounds of combat: guns firing, men yelling orders, screams, bones cracking, then finally, silence. Seems your buddies are dead.

    It's Up To You

    Things aren't looking too good. You'll never navigate off the planet on your own. Plus, all the heavy weapons have been taken by the assault team leaving you with only a pistol. If only you could get your hands around a plasma rifle or even a shotgun you could take a few down on your way out. Whatever killed your buddies deserves a couple of pellets in the forehead. Securing your helmet, you exit the landing pod. Hopefully you can find more substantial firepower somewhere within the station.

    As you walk through the main entrance of the base, you hear animal-like growls echoing throughout the distant corridors. They know you're here. There's no turning back now.

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  51. This Movie... by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

    This movie is going to suck. But I still can't wait for some reason!

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  52. True to the original by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

    The really sad thing here is that the Doom movie is likely to be more true to the original than Peter Jackson's LotR trilogy was.

    1. Re:True to the original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the really sad thing is, that in another 50 years there'll still be some sad bastard like you who says,

      "Where's Tom Bombadil?"

      Geez - get over it already.

    2. Re:True to the original by kubrick · · Score: 1

      The LotR trilogy was mostly true to the original -- well, the 5% or so of it that was actually filmable. I'd be expecting a *true* translation to last 30 or 40 hours.

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  53. Oh well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "According to IMDB the cast includes The Rock"

    Sounds like this movie is DooMed already!

    (sorry, couldn't resist it)

  54. HOLY CRAPOLA Johnny Bravo!? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Check out the Rock's IMDB page. He's been cast as Johnny Bravo in a future Johnny Bravo movie?

    Fuck doom, I wanna see that. "Conceited musclebound dumbass" is the role he was born to play. I mean that in a good way, I do find the guy entertaining to watch, especially the shoot WWE stuff I've seen (when he's cast as a heel - a conceited musclebound dumbass).

    He's also cast in a movie called "Instant Karma", which I assume is about astroturfing for the iPod on slashdot. Compelling stuff!

    The Doom movie will suck and anyone with half a brain should realize that by now. Hardly worth discussing.

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  55. Worst Video Game Movie Ever... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    House of the dead.

  56. I can almost guarantee you... by dumpsterKEEPER · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...that this movie will be disliked. Why? Well, it's possible that the movie itelf will suck, but I personally doubt it. Instead, I think it comes from a perspective shift between playing a game and essentially watching a movie about playing a game.

    I think I am one of the only people on the planet who likes the original Mortal Kombat movie. Granted, the movie itself is not mind-blowing or original; but instead it accurately captures the mood and feel of the original games. Combine that with some interesting action, and you have a movie that I enjoy watching from time to time partly because of all the memories it brings back.

    However, partly why I enjoy MK so much is that it didn't try to be anything different than the game. It kept the same characters, same mechanics, even the same settings for many of the fights. Watching the movie feels like watching someone play a live-action version of the game. From what I've seen of this D3 movie, they are stuck in a hard spot. One one hand, they could add a whole story and disrupt the movie/game tie which would cause everyone who played the game to dislike the movie. On the other hand, they could essentially do a live action version of portions of the game, which would cause everyone who hadn't played the game to feel let down by the movie. From what I've seen, this difficulty in setting the correct perspective is why so many gaming movies seem to fail.

    However, I love the game Doom 3, so here's to hoping the movie is just as good...

  57. Stick to the plot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    WTF? I don't recall any women in Doom.

    1. Re:Stick to the plot! by jerichohol · · Score: 0

      really? I do, they must be in the Arabic version of the game?

  58. frame rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will the frame rate be more than 24?

  59. Pong: The Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forgive me for giving out the climax, but it is so moving that it must be shared:

    Brad: *ping*
    Bob: *pong*
    Brad: *ping*
    Bob: -panting- *pong*
    Brad: *PING*
    --- silence ---
    Bob: Brad? Brad? BRRAAAAAAD!!! NOOOOO!

  60. The plot from which game? by xant · · Score: 1

    Doom, Doom II or Doom 3?

    Wait, never mind.

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  61. The rock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not going to see it. Worst actor ever

  62. cast by jakethejuggalo · · Score: 1

    so...its basically two hours of the rock? cause i cant really remember any other living people...

    1. Re:cast by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I think two or three scientists survive and at least Betruger, Swan and that BFG guy whose name I forgot need to appear as well...

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  63. Gigli? by christowang · · Score: 1

    Why does the movie have the feeling that it will bomb worse then Gigli?

    1. Re:Gigli? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It won't, it's guaranteed to be profitable because of the popularity of the game.

      Movies based on games or superheroes are "in vogue" because they're practically guaranteed to turn a profit opening weekend. Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Street Fighter, etc..

      Gigli really wasn't all that bad of a movie, it bombed because people were just sick to fuck of hearing about Bennifer Afflopez and how scary talented they are. It's not a great movie, but I've seen much, much worse.

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  64. My son read the script by jmichaelg · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My son is an avid film buff and Doom player. By chance, he got a copy of the script. An excerpt from his email describing the script:
    Bad doesn't begin to describe it. It is one of the single best examples of everything thats wrong with Hollywood. The charachter sic development is so awful that you actually want everyone to die so that the movie will.
    (spoiler warning)...
    And one of the marines (john) and his scientist sister figure out that essentially this virus from another planet infects the DNA of people and then, if they are bad, manipulates their inner badness into an external representation making them monsters (resulting in lines like "we've all got a monster inside"). So John, since he has not been infected because all the monsters know that he is so good (literally thats the rationale), has his sister pump him full of the virus, and it manipulates his goodness into an angelic form making him an angel (seriously).
    1. Re:My son read the script by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      So we can look forward to a bunch of stupid "Which Doom Monster are you?" quizzes all over the internet.

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    2. Re:My son read the script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, possible BS, if the plot & setting are taken right from the game. Then your son read something made up.

    3. Re:My son read the script by jkovacik · · Score: 5, Funny

      Turns into an angel, huh? So The Rock finishes the movie in God mode. Figures.

    4. Re:My son read the script by Algan · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't think there could be anything worse than the plot from the actual game... guess I was mistaken.

      For Universe's sake, what's wrong with opening a gate to hell and letting the freaking monsters come out?

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    5. Re:My son read the script by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      ...what's wrong with opening a gate to hell and letting the freaking monsters come out?

      This is what's wrong with that.

      (First movie I remember that had every special effect except one in the trailer. Not the last, of course...)

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    6. Re:My son read the script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      With the understanding, I hope, that there's a lot of bogus script adaptations floating around on the net, especially for a game that's been in production hell (sorry) for as long as Doom has, probably going on nine or 10 years now. Just search for fanfics, you'll hit some scripts.

      Better yet, don't search for fanfics and just take my word for it. No one needs to read the Minesweeper http://www.fanfiction.net/directory_category.php?c ategoryid=441 stories.

      Or Tetris. http://www.fanfiction.net/directory_category.php?c ategoryid=1897

    7. Re:My son read the script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Certain actors can read bad lines and make them sound good.

      The king of making bad lines sound good is Bruce Campbell. Hail to the king, baby.

      Second place is anyone who looked good in a George Lucas movie. That's why Harrison Ford can demand eight-figure sums and why they knighted Sir Alec Guinness.

      The Rock gained popularity from professional wrestling, electrifying audiences by reciting this kind of schlock: "Do you smell what The Rock is cooking?" This is a guy whose big draw was "The People's Elbow." It's moronic -- but when Dwayne Johnson does it, it's electrifying.

      You just have to have the right tone. Imagine any of the above actors saying the line, "We've all got a monster inside." Campbell would ham it up, making us grin. Ford would make us wonder what monster is hiding inside him, building suspense. With Sir Alec Guinness, we feel like we've been given this great piece of wisdom, even though the idea itself is kind of lame (Think "The Force is an energy field that penetrates us and surrounds us...").

      And with The Rock, we think... "Yeah, and you're gonna go KICK THOSE MONSTERS' ASSES, RIGHT?!?!?! FUCK YEAH!

      It's not about what you say... it's all about how you say it.

      "Snootchie Bootchies!" -- need I say more?

    8. Re:My son read the script by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but somewhere, SOMEONE reading Slashdot in a production firm is crying. Why? Because someone actually modded you up for this mindless drivel.

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    9. Re:My son read the script by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      Oh, thanks a lot. Now I just spit all over my screen.

      True to the original plot, indeed. Don't tell me you didn't get bored halfway through and went to look up cheats.

  65. Re:That's not really very funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think John Romero can spell his own name.

  66. I read the script.... by filtur · · Score: 1

    I became a little alarmed when I saw the quote "Can you smell what the hellspawn are cookin!"

  67. And we all know that... by alexo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    movies based on computer games always turn out to be masterpieces.

  68. Street Fighter was good by lashi · · Score: 1
    > Hooray! Because we all know that films based on video games are always great

    Street Fighter was good. No, hear me out. Just watch it like a comedy instead of an actual movie and it was really really funny.

    My friends and I laughed the entire way through the movie and almost got kicked out for being too disruptive. For some reason, we were ROFLOAO at the part where big bags of green bubbling chemical with huge labels that says "mutagen" was seen on the screen one time too many.

    It might have something to do with what we smoke an hour earlier....

  69. Fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote:
    Shooting should start in October 2004

    With a shotgun?

  70. The REAL question is... by msaulters · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who's going to play Barney the dinosaur? If this movie doesn't have a Barney patch, it's just not worth watching.

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    1. Re:The REAL question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always liked chickendoom or the Beavis 'n' Butthead mod.

    2. Re:The REAL question is... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I usually went with the Monty Python sounds and the Energizer Bunny.

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    3. Re:The REAL question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear DOOM community

      After having read this Slashdot thread we have decided that mankind as a whole will be better off if we don't produce a DOOM movie.
      Don't pretend it's our fault.

      A. Bartkowiak
      E. McCallion
      D. Callaham

    4. Re:The REAL question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IDKFA!!! HA HA HA.

  71. Forgetting something? by vyke4lyfe · · Score: 1

    Someone forgot about this gem of a movie based on a video game...http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108255/

  72. Yeah, but by pavon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This has been reported all over the place, including interviews with John Carmak himself. It is still slightly vaporware, but is definately not a hoax.

    1. Re:Yeah, but by the_illuminatus · · Score: 1

      new term for ya: "vaporeel"
      it'll never catch on...

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  73. Who actually thinks it will make a good movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who actually thinks it will make a good movie? If you answer "me", then please explain it to me.

    me

  74. ** SPOILER ** The final scene of the movie LEAKED! by g_adams27 · · Score: 3, Funny


    * WARNING - SPOILER! *

    According to a leaked copy of the script, it appears that in the final scene, just before stepping into the final room full of monsters, The Rock will step up to a computer terminal and type in "idkfa".

    Then after picking up all the weapons and ammo that have inexplicably just materialized in front of him, he'll type in "iddqd" followed by "idspispopd".

    Then apparently he'll just walk right through the wall and blow the entire room away without taking a single hit!

  75. Script leaked *spoilers* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    START:
    [Demon jumps out from behind crates]
    Sarge: "HOLY SHIT!"
    [Demon attacks Sarge]
    [Sarge puts down flashlight, picks up machinegun]
    [Sarge shoots wildly at Demon]
    GOTO START

  76. Re:** SPOILER ** The final scene of the movie LEAK by stanmann · · Score: 2, Informative

    And then he'll die anyway.

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  77. Huh? by TrentL · · Score: 4, Informative

    Chicks got hung on a meathook back in Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and that guy was actually after a PG-13 rating.

    That guy (Tobe Hooper) must have been a very forward thinking individual, because the PG-13 rating wouldn't exist for another 10 years.

    1. Re:Huh? by sgant · · Score: 1

      and how movies get rated today it probably would get a PG-13...as long as there is no nudity. If they show a boob then it's R or if they show two boobs: NC-17!

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  78. Welcome To The Jungle by Robmonster · · Score: 1

    I actually thought he was pretty good in Welcome To the Jungle, or whatever the US release was called (The rundown? chasedown..?)

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    1. Re:Welcome To The Jungle by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The Rundown (the US title) was excellent, surprisingly...

  79. Rumor is Universal also wants The Rock for... by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
  80. But Doom already looks like Alien by BinBoy · · Score: 1

    Doom already looks a lot like an Alien movie. Hopefully they'll do more than make another "get from point A to point B while killing monsters" movie.

    1. Re:But Doom already looks like Alien by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the way all movies do this is buy adding romance into it. The flavour of the day for action movies is to have the chick just as tough as the guy. Then, towards the end, the guy finally saves her somehow, showing that hes a real man. They fall in love, fade out. Before then, it was the chick who started off appearing weak but saved the day. Anyway, I for one hope the doom movie is just a gory shoot everything movie. Soon as another genre is injected into it (to try and increase the number of viewers), the movie is ruined.

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  81. Re:So..... who will play the eye? by Wizzy+Wig · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is Marty Feldman still alive?

  82. Do I need to upgrade? by magerquark.de · · Score: 2, Funny

    So do I have to upgrade my TV set too, when the DVD version comes out?

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  83. Nothing like getting "Doom Head" by Uptown+Joe · · Score: 0

    From a 40' screen in 16:9! I can't wait. oh, and don't worry about the Rock - he will probably just play Imp 42.

  84. Speaking of Devised Storylines by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    You know, next they could make a movie out of Breakout

    "Suddenly, without warning, there's a brilliant flash straight ahead. You check the radar screen. Nothing. Pretty soon there's another flash, and another. Next thing you know the flashes have turned into one gigantic force field of some kind and it's dead ahead. You check the radar screen again, still nothing."

    Let's face it, the alien setting in DOOM was probably a cop-out to get rid of the bad taste around killing people and glorifying WWII.

    1. Re:Speaking of Devised Storylines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's face it, the alien setting in DOOM was probably a cop-out to get rid of the bad taste around killing people and glorifying WWII.

      Alien? There weren't no aliens in Doom. The monsters were demons, straight from Hell. And if you're seriously going to tell me that ID made a game about HELL to try to pacify the Christian Right after making a game about Nazis, I suggest you get your head examined.

  85. Merchandising Ideas!!! by sidepocket · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they could start selling the Doom 3 cargo pants with gigantic rocket-launcher-sized pockets!

  86. Great looking movie, wish I could see it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So will it be so dark like the game that you won't be able to see anything?

    Seriously, I think its pretty wrong that in DoomIII the most brightly lit area was when you go to hell. At least in hell you could see whats going on, the rest of the game was just fumbling around hoping you're going the right direction.

    It was a disappointment.

  87. This sounds like a great idea.... by radish · · Score: 1


    For a game! Every great action movie needs a tie-in game.

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  88. this movie has hope by mbonig · · Score: 0

    ... because it ISN'T directed by either one of the VG->Movie directors who ALWAYS screw it up

  89. So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're saying that it's gonna be, with luck, really, really bad?

  90. Re:That's not really very funny by dpilot · · Score: 1

    We know it's not really John Romero because he, Stephen King, and BSD are all dead. I read it on Slashdot.

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  91. Re:That's not really very funny by ajservo · · Score: 1

    pwned by Romero himself...

    Ouch.

  92. Plot & setting? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    The plot and setting is right from the game.

    This should equate to:
    Plot: None
    Setting: Recycle Alien movie setting

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  93. I know how it ends!!! by DroopyStonx · · Score: 5, Funny

    ooh THE ROCK types IDKFA!!!

    HA HA HA, yeah, it was posted 4832984 times before this post and each are marked funny. IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE.

    We can't hear this one enough, can we?!

    "Hey, The Rock!"
    "IDKFA?!"
    "Yes."

    *insert joke about flashlight* ... ...

    IDKFA!!! HA HA HA.

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    1. Re:I know how it ends!!! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      But just before he does that, he says to the bad guy, he says "All your base are belong to ME!"

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  94. Arnold Schwarzenegger as star? by digThisXL · · Score: 1

    I knew I had heard this somewhere: Arnold S. was originally being considered as the lead for a Doom movie. Too bad.... I think he would have been a better marine-like figure over Rock.

    One source that talks about Arnie

  95. Dialogue from the game too? by Jtheletter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope the character script is taken directly from the game too so that I don't have to hear "The Rock" say anything at all.

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  96. At least Karl Urban will have good lines by devphil · · Score: 1


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  97. new topic, video disks.. whats everyones fav? by sjwt · · Score: 1


    Mines the one on the engery production, i love the line "producing endless enrgery with only two by products, steam, whcih we vent though pipes, vents, outs lents, floors and anythign else we can and ... .. green goo" that just cracks me up.

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    1. Re:new topic, video disks.. whats everyones fav? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they had used "residual waste, that is colored green through adding genetic-modified bacteries to allow easy spotting of leaks" instead of the "green goo" (which is totally at odds with the video they did), then it would have been awesome. I loved the "commercial" tone of the video. The "goo" spoiled it :/

  98. No Eye actor would really want to do that... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... two such roles in a row could be hard on one's career. How'd you like to be type-cast as an evil-eye.

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  99. Movie Shareware? by lxt · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the burning question is whether you'll be allowed to download the first 20 minutes off P2P, before a little message pops up saying "Get the other 40 minutes, for only $4.99 - plus, a free hint booklet!"

  100. Re:So..... who will play the eye? by Craig3010 · · Score: 0, Funny

    No. He commited suicide because of persistent rumors about him being Corey's dad.

  101. Wolfenstien 3D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The ROCK's cousin, the BLOCK is reportedly appearing in this short scene in chapter 3, after discovering a secret level.

  102. Re:So..... who will play the eye? by mlynx · · Score: 1

    Nope. He passed away. December 1982 if memory serves.

  103. one movie that was perfect for CGI by octal666 · · Score: 1

    and they made it with actors, why?

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    1. Re:one movie that was perfect for CGI by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1
      movie CGI? hell...wait a couple years it could be the first interactive movie

      (yes, still computer generated imagery...but game-style [realtime])

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  104. Hmmm by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    That sounds like a direct to video concept If I've ever heard one.

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  105. first to die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Rock.

  106. Actually... by asoap · · Score: 1
    They've lengthed the movie into a three movie trilogy. It will contain 99.9% footage of the rock creeping through rooms and brainless monsters will anxiously wait for him to pass an imaginary line so that a wall can move at exactly the moment he walks across that line. Then a deamon will spawn right behind him and start slashing into his back. Then they repeat that scene over and over again.

    But hey you can't complain, because you will be getting THREE MOVIES WORTH! Not just one, but THREE!

    THREE I SAY! Quantity over quality!

    -Derek

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  107. Ghosts of Mars by Gilesx · · Score: 1

    Did anyone see John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. That for me captured the doom feel perfectly - from the look of the infected, to the deserted colonies on Mars complete with strung up bodies - all it lacked was a couple of the supernatural beasts, and that could have been a great Doom movie!

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    1. Re:Ghosts of Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm... Maybe he could pull a George Lucas stunt, add new monsters in with CGI (saying, of course, that it now makes the film true to his original vision), and then release a new "Director's Cut" of the DVD.

      Yeah, that's the ticket!

  108. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally... The Rock has come back to Mars!!!

  109. Great.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    I can hardly wait

    - The special effects will kick ass, but the storyline won't make sense
    - Most of the movie will be darkness
    - I'll run out of popcorn every 5 minutes and be required to visit special websites to obtain more
    - I can have popcorn, or a soda, but not both
    - The existing projectors won't be able to run the film at 24.9fps
    - Only 4 people can watch it a time

    On the bright side, it'll be on Usenet 3 days before it hits theatres.

    Thanks for coming, I'll be here all week

  110. Re:Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it t by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


    I am sooo looking forward to seeing Ben Stein as the psycologist take on the wacko (forgot his name) IRL!!!

  111. Res. Dog Ear by OECD · · Score: 1

    I think the classic examples is from Reservoir Dogs - when he cuts the ear off... you never see anything

    That's because Tarantino couldn't get it to look real enough. If you get the DVD, there's a couple of outtakes in which they tried to film it from various angles. The prosthetic ear didn't fit quite right.

    Your broader point is a good one, though: less is often more.

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  112. Re:Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it t by ThePlague · · Score: 0

    "Vi-The Movie" wil be better.

    Imagine, the same plot as Pi, but instead of plumbing the significance of that number, the protagonist finds deeper meaning in the vagaries of vi.

  113. Re:Script leaked *spoilers* by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

    Just hope the movie doesn't use quickwaves and quickloads.

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  114. Re:Just because it's on the imdb doesn't make it t by nomadic · · Score: 1

    Imagine, the same plot as Pi, but instead of plumbing the significance of that number, the protagonist finds deeper meaning in the vagaries of vi.

    Ah, so it's a tragedy.

  115. I liked Mortal Combat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But keep in mind in 1995 when it came out I was only 13 years old. Mortal Kombat was a good movie for the age demographic it catered to, young people who grew up playing Mortal Kombat. Even when I watched Mortal Kombat recently on tv when it aired I liked it, but now that I am older the fight scenes seem very fake.

  116. You know... by fallen1 · · Score: 1
    Soccer Moms of the world would have them for lunch.

    You know, as much as I dislike some of the crap the **AA's are doing, in this case I'd cheer for the MPAA if a studio would step up to bat and say "Fuck all the soccer moms. We're putting out PLENTY of warning that this film will be bloody, gory, and violent. The movie will be rated R. If a soccer mom DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS RATING, she should look it up. We are not responsible for raising your children. You are. If you let them come see this movie and they have nightmares, it is YOUR FUCKING FAULT. Not ours. You have been warned. Thank you and go see DOOM!"

    If it was the biggest steaming pile of shit as a movie, I'd still spend the money to see it just because someone took a stand and said "WE are not raising/responsible for your children, you are."

    Now, be honest, wouldn't pretty much everyone here love to hear someone (even the MPAA) take a stand and say that shit to the world at large?

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  117. Mario Bros:Worst Video Game Movie I have seen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is probably the Mario Brothers movie with John Leguizamo.

  118. Bruce Campbell!?!?! by uucp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd have much preferred it if Bruce Campbell was playing the lead. "The Rock" sucks "The Ass", and this movie will, too. I loved Doom, but I'm prepared to stubbornly and insanely deny the existence of this movie if/when I find that it sucks.

    Either that, or I'm deliberately lowering my expectations so that this fucking great kick-ass movie will really blow me away. God dammit.. The Rock.. What a fag.

    The comic even has a scene with Ash, umm, "John". whoever the main character is, standing in the middle of a room filled with dead zombies all around him, smoking gun still in hand, saying "Groovy." Dammit, man. Just, dammit.

    Where is Bruce when you need him?

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    1. Re:Bruce Campbell!?!?! by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      If you were Bruce Campbell, would you knowingly star in a movie that was destined to be crap? Would you then star in a role originally written for The Rock? See some of the other posts here for more anecdotal evidence to support this outcome.

    2. Re:Bruce Campbell!?!?! by horza · · Score: 1

      I'd have much preferred it if Bruce Campbell was playing the lead.

      I also love Bruce Campbell, but I don't think he would suit the role of cliched battle hardened marine. With Bruce's comic face, when he gets hurt you actually wince. The Doom character you expect to take punishment until the bad guys are dead, then to patch himself up and reattach limbs with needle and thread.

      Phillip.

    3. Re:Bruce Campbell!?!?! by mink · · Score: 1

      So we want a Zombie Kombat movie?

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  119. Who will cameo in the Wolfenstein 3D scenes? by drew+shroomz · · Score: 1

    After finding a secret level, the space marine finds himself in a bizarre cubist Nazi-era headquarters. Who will he encounter? Michael Moore, Jim Carrey, Rosie O'Donnell, and Former Iraqi Minister of Information, Baghdad Bob come to mind...

  120. In short..... by TechDogg · · Score: 0

    Movie starts and The Rock says: "Finally, The Rock has come back to Mars!!"

    He kicks serious monster butt during 1h30.

    Movie finishes with him saying: "If you smelllllllelelelelelelelelel! what The Rock is cooking" and he raises is right eyebrow.

    During the movie, you also ear some voice overs by Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawlor.

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  121. I read the script - this movie will suck utterly by jonathanbutz · · Score: 1
    all it actually borrows from the game is the title and the portal. everything else is crap.

    one of the stock characters sums up the genre and plot: "It's your basic unidentified enemy, heavy casualty situation."

    that's about it. it begins well, with stock characters solving the mystery of the unknown nasty, slimy creatures that have something to do with the portal. there's a setup for a love interest, one intra-team conflict, and a bunch of similar dreck.

    then it goes sideways. on the other side of the portal is/was a civilization of human-like things who had extra chromosomes or something, and contact caused us to deteriorate into a primal form. it's horrible even to remember. 'the relic' was a better movie than this could ever be.

  122. Casting by tangent3 · · Score: 1

    Everyone asks about who will be casted as the big boss monsters, but has anyone wondered about the most important character to cast? That's Daisy, the pet rabbit.

    Wonder if John Romero might appear for a cameo with his head on the stick inside the final boss's brain...

  123. Original Haunting Rocks! by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    it's still my favorite ghost movie!

    "No one will be able to hear you... at night... in the dark..."

    Classic!

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  124. All I gotta say is... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    If the Rock is shooting while holding a fashlight I'll be pissed. If he's using ducttape then they better bill the mod site in the credits.

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  125. The Game did have Plot... by Cstryon · · Score: 1

    It seems night Flyer is the only one that seems to remember the read-me's and intermissions that gave alittle story to the maddness (Sorry if a missed anyones post recalling the games original plot). If anyone read the novels written by Dafydd ab Hugh, they'd remember that this author read the read-me's aswell. Hugh added to it ofcourse, as any artist would, but the storyline was mostly the same. According to Hugh, the hero (Who really didn't have a name in the game) was named Flynn Taggart, who did get in trouble for striking a superior officer and had to sit and wait while he listened to his buddies scream and die over the radio. His Best friend Arlene survives, and there is a slight love interest, but it doesn't get into it to much. If any movie should be made, I think the script should come from the Novel by Hugh. It brought a simple storyline to a more complex plot and yet kept the original idea behind Doom.

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    1. Re:The Game did have Plot... by Sein · · Score: 1

      Interesting - I tried looking for the book on Amazon but got buggerall as a result. Is it still in print somewhere?

    2. Re:The Game did have Plot... by Cstryon · · Score: 1

      They quit Printing a while ago, they are hard to find. Fortunatly, my vigalant little brother is a big fan of doom, he's managed to scrounge all four books up..maybe it's five.....he has them all..

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    3. Re:The Game did have Plot... by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Looks like they've renamed Fly the Doom Guy to "John Grimm", if I'm reading the cast list right.

      Too bad. I read the first two DooM books, loved them. I have the second one myself, never got to read/buy the third/fourth/etc. Really would like to find copies, be it used, library, online, etc.

  126. Anybody know a snail mail address for id software? by bareman · · Score: 1

    I want to see if they might be interested in getting bit parts for some of the people {including me, of course} who were involved with the development of third party utilities. Would that be cool or what?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DEU

    If anyone's got the address can you post it here or e-mail me @hope.edu? Thanks!

  127. Mr. T by jtids · · Score: 1

    Gah, not The Rock. They should cast Mr. T - "I pity the imp, crazy fool"

  128. Re:So..... who will play the eye? by SteveAstro · · Score: 1

    Marty Feldman died of Shell fish poisoning in Mexico city in 1982

  129. 150 fps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to be more true to the original, it will be filmed at 150 fps instead of the usual 32 fps. (really detailed scenes will have lower frame rates)

  130. Ditto by Razzak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously, I'd like to see a movie trilogy of the Marathon universe. Marathon's story was the best video game story ever, certainly of the FPS genre (IMO at least). Halo, an extension of that universe, wasn't as good or creative, but Marathon 1/2/3 was untouchable.

  131. Eh? by cubicledrone · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The plot and setting is right from the game

    Doom had a plot?

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  132. Doomed by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    This movie sounds absolutely terrible to me. A movie based on an almost plotless action game appears to be...doomed.

  133. Rosamund Pike's weird life by philgross · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone else notice that Rosamund Pike appears to be filming Pride and Prejudice and Doom simultaneously? Now that's a true test for an actress. I hope she doesn't get confused between her two roles...

  134. Plot? by kuzb · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The plot and setting is right from the game.

    ...but the game didn't really HAVE a plot. It boils down to guy-with-gun-kills-a-bunch-of-evil-things. I have a feeling this should rank way down there with Alien Vs. Predator.

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  135. "The plot and setting is right from the game." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The plot and setting is right from the game.

    No, it's not. First off, it doesn't even take place on Mars. It takes place on an "unnamed alien planet." Second, the story is about a marine who meets up with his scientist sister at the base. They band together and fight an "alien menace." It's never explicitly stated that these are hell demons. At most, it's suggested once.

    To sum up, the story barely borrows from Doom 3 at all. A brother and sister team up against unknown alien forces at a scientific base (blech). Even worse, I should point out that the film is being directed by a guy who has turned out disposable turds in the past.

    This is not at all the super-intense, fucking-evil hell-spawned demons taking-over sci-fi movie that Doom deserves to be. It's a shitty summer popcorn flick being tossed out that's barely based on the source material (and contrary to conventional wisdom, Doom has plenty of storyline to fill an entire sci-fi horror film).

  136. Just to confirm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to confirm this. Sorry, folks--this is the real deal. The film doesn't even take place on Mars ("unnamed alien planet"), and there's no kick-ass marine taking names--it's just some doofus and his scientist sister. They're aiming for another "Resident Evil." Run from CGI monsters!

  137. Slashdots submit-story screening, sometimes sucks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There I was, Friday night, the 22th (CEST), re-typing the official flash'y-announcemet as I figured some here (on slashdot) loath flash-sites... all for nothing - Got my 'story' bumped, that isn't irritating, what is, that a couple of days lator same story gets posted - now that's irritating.

    Well, I'm not sooo surprised ... more 'what are we (rather, THEY) going to do about it?' (THEIR kinda infamous story screening process)

    btw, I've pasted my coverage of the story below - and I'd like to get opinions if I did a to sloppy job, or not. (IMHO, I didn't - but that's me :)).

    --start--

    Doom Movie Enters Production Phase

    No more speculating - it's final; Universal Pictures has announced[A goat needed to be scarified to FLASH-lord, to enter] that it has gone into production. So fellow Doom *Geeks*, mark August 5, 2005 in your calendars as "Call in sick"-day :). Read below for a re-production of the FLASH-(text)-content [for all ye' voices who would have cried out loud].

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    TITLE: DOOM
    IN THEATERS: August 5, 2004
    FILM INFORMATION:

    • Genre: Futuristic action-adventure

    • Cast:
      Directed By: Enda McCallion
      Writer: Dave Callaham
      Producers: Lorenzo di Bonaventura, John Wells

    SYNOPSIS:

    • Millions of devoted fans worldwide have been spellbound by the dark invention of its adventures .... have awaited its every incarnation with urgent anticipation ... and have devoted countless hours, days and weeks to conquering its hidden mysterios: Doom.
    • When the home-computer game "Doom" was first launched in 1993, no one could have foreseen the legion of fans it would create and the mania surrounding its every new permutation. "Doom" and its successive installments have transfixed gamers worldwide for over a decade and have sold millions of copies (while chalking up an unprecedented tens of millions of downloads as shareware). It is, simply, the most explosive home-computer game franchise phenomenon in history.

      Now, the game that made history is jumping from computer screens to the motion picture screen: get ready for Doom. Set countless yearsin the future and told in the hyper-kinetic, kamikaze style that made its gaming predecessor a global phenomenon, the science fiction action adventure Doom takes the viewer to the far corners of the galaxy with a fully-realized vision of a dark and disturbing future.

      Doom will serve as the feature film directorial debut of Enda McCallion. The film is written by Dave Callaham, based on id Software and Activision videogame "Doom 3," and is produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura (Constantine) and John Wells (Far From Heaven, White Oleander, television's The West Wing, ER).

    WEBSITE: Official Website Coming Soon

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    PS. Reservation of minor TypeError - and no I didn't have anything else to do an a friday night then re-type the Flash announcement ( *geeks* - do have prioritise too, just not 'the usuals' :-))

    PPS. Actors haven't be named yet, but according to imdb it look like The Rock ("The Scorpion King") will play 'Sarge' and Karl Urban ("The Bourne Supremacy", "Chronicles of Riddic" and "LoTR:TRoTK/TTT") will play 'John Grimm' (our Hero). Got to admit he actually looks *kinda a lot* like him

    --stop--

  138. Minor Correction by danalien · · Score: 1
    You do know, 'The rock' will play 'Sarge' (Master Sergeant Thomas Kelly), while 'Karl Urban' will play 'John Grimm' (our Hero - the UAC marine)... Right?!

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  139. Yo Rock! iddqd!!! by Sam+Jackson · · Score: 1

    Some one needs to tell The Rock about "iddqd". That's the most important!!! But let's all hope and pray that this movie doesn't suck. Which all hope for that is lost once it hits the theaters.

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  140. Plot by PKPerson · · Score: 0

    People have complaned that doom 3 has too much plot. I Dont see how a movie can live true to the original intent of doom while maintaining a good plot. Personally i think a If it moves, shoot it, if it doesent pick it up movie would be pretty suckey. Im interested in seeing how this turns out. I BEAT DOOM 3. (in god mode)

  141. Galaga: The Movie by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
    ... or how about Missile Command: The Movie.

    I'm totally fed up with Hollywood deciding that instead of employing people to write new stories, that the best thing to do is to just find some video game (a format not really about "story telling"), pay a gazillion bucks for the rights, hire a cheap writer and stick a well-known cast on hoping to get enough punters in before word-of-mouth kicks in.

  142. That's a new twist on it. by adb · · Score: 1

    I looked this stuff up, and what people seem to be saying (I don't see any primary sources other than Mr. Weber) is that there was an agency that was selling babies, and that agency attempted to reduce the competition by siccing the INS on the other agencies, resulting in a long hold on adoptions during which Jolie managed to get her baby by doing business with the baby-selling agency. So not like you wrote, but still sleazy.

  143. Re:YAWN: Just another power pussy flick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the story is about a marine who meets up with his scientist sister at the base. They band together and fight an "alien menace."

    I should have known they'd slip a "power pussy" into the plot.

    Let me guess, well see some 75 pound waif with inflated breasts toting dual gattling guns and/or rocket launchers whose combined weight would exceed her own mowing down demonic hordes as if they were chaff to a harvester.

    I can't wait. I so just love such movies.

    Not.

  144. "The plot and setting is right from the game." by syousef · · Score: 1

    You mean pre-pubescent geek boy with no social skills downloadz warez copy of latest 3d shooter and wastes thousands of hours shooting monsters then gets bored and eventually starts downloading mods and creating own game maps?

    Oooohhhhhhh, you mean there's another plot to the game? :-)

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  145. Plot?? We don't need any stinking plot by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    "The plot and setting is right from the game."

    I don't know about you, but my games of Doom don't have any plot except 100% slaughter.

    Now that's my kind of plot.

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  146. Dopefish by shplorb · · Score: 1

    Please let there be a Dopefish.

  147. A movie whose plot I know, populated by unknowns by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    According to IMDB the cast includes The Rock, Rosamund Pike, Razaaq Adoti, Ben Daniels, and Karl Urban. The plot and setting is right from the game."

    Who on earth are all these people?

    I don't see anything in this listing that would even have my *think* about going into the cinema. Straight to DVD release for this one is my guess.

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  148. I remember hearing about a Doom movie back when by Jakhel · · Score: 1

    the original Doom 2 was released. Supposedly Arnold was going to play the lead. I was excited then, but I really don't care and don't intend to actually see a Doom movie now. It could be that I've already been through puberty and have outgrown the "OMG my favorite video game is going to be made into a movie!!! COOL!!" phase..or I'm just cynical about Hollywood and movies in general (especially those based on video games..the last one I actually kind of enjoyed was MK1).