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  1. Re:Just to be safe... on Dead? Hope You Left Someone Your Passwords · · Score: 2, Funny

    Workstation passphrase at work: "Soylent Green is people."

    Thanks a lot, you just ruined the movie for me.

    ;-)

  2. Re:South Park on Penny Arcade Holiday Strip Series #2 · · Score: 1

    Ever listened to any of the good Metallica? Just a bit of the old Cthulu there. Yeah, I wouldn't classify them as geeks either (although they have rather gone to shit in the last 10 years or so).

  3. Re:Yay on Guide to your Perfect Digital Camera · · Score: 2, Funny

    You got that right! 99% CPU usage just to view a freakin' text because the author thought it was cool to do it with flash? What a waste of bandwidth...

    Whaaaat? 99% CPU usage?

    Trying to view it using your 8086 again?

  4. Re:Not exactly "green" yet on Green Energy Almost Cost-Competitive with Fossil Fuels · · Score: 1

    At which point they turn purple?

    No, black.....and blue.

  5. Re:Windows-based? on Windows CE R/C Transmitter · · Score: 1

    Off topic I know... ..but how exactly does one "do" LOS connections for a living?

  6. Re:No Hell == appeal to a wider audience on Doom Movie Update · · Score: 1
    The plot 'wrong teleportation gate opened - monsters arriving' has been overused though


    Overused in games maybe. But overused in 50+ million dollar feature films? Care to name all those films from the last say, 5 years? Not saying there aren't any, but I can't really think of any off the top of my head.


    Nasty agent released and takes over people? Um, THERE is the overused plot. 28 days later, Resident Evil(s), Dawn of the Dead, and countless others.

  7. Re:See only the Bible for answers. on Live to be 1000 Years Old? · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I can feel my ribs. And the really crazy part is that in order to do so I didn't involve either cutting or death.

  8. creeped out on Apple Design Award Cube Spills Its Guts · · Score: 1

    Was it just me or was anybody else creeped out by the way this guy sounded like he was about to blow his load over the inner beauty of this cube?

  9. Re:been there done that on Sony Quietly Opening Retail Stores · · Score: 1

    What is a genius bar? Is it like the ugly stick, only desirable to be beaten with?

  10. Re:elementary school teacher agrees on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 1

    Allow me to again quote your original statement:

    I don't see how expressing an opinion on Slashdot could possibly be ballsy, anonymous or not. Slashdot is where you gripe about stuff, occasionally become deluded with the idea someone is listening, but ultimately are ignored. Doing it anonymously is really just redundant, that's all. I've been posting for years to Slashdot and have never created an account. You know what? I'm not missing anything.

    That was your original statement. In it you mention posting anonymously as being "redundant." dictionary.com gives a definition as: "Exceeding what is necessary or natural; superfluous". I assume that you were talking about the cowardly nature of the posts when you made this comment. Thus, you yourself admitted that posting anonymously was more cowardly than posting non-AC (otherwise it wouldn't be redundant). Well, that is what you said in your original statement anyway. Now this is what you are saying:

    I responded by stating that ALL Slashdot postings are cowardly, anonymous ones no moreso than others.

    But you said anonymous ones were redundant? I won't argue with the ALL Slashdot postings are cowardly statement. I agree with you. But you appear to have changed your tune with the "anonymous ones no moreso than others" part. If this is indeed your true feelings I will suggest you are close, but not quite right. With Karma, while busted surely, there is the potential for a slight ramification if you were to post flames all day long. One could argue that it isn't strong enough (I would) but it is method of accountability and that is more than posting AC has.

    You in fact are missing out on things by not having a slashdot membership. You personally might not value them or desire to use them (which is fine) but to make a statement that you are missing out on nothing is patently wrong. Can you have a journal? Can you moderate? No, those are things that you are missing out on. Whether you care about such things is up to you of course, I don't really care whether you value them or not (obviously you don't).

    And finally about the school thing, never did I say government shouldn't do something. I think government should do something and I also feel that that something shouldn't happen via the school systems (at least not our current systems). I believe that the problem of bad parenting should be fixed rather than covered up by the schools performing the job for the parents. Personally I would like to see government offered "seed" money in order to grow local grassroots social organizations to facilitate parental learning so as to work to eliminate the problem as much as possible. With the ultimate goal being to reduce the dependency of these groups on the government (here is where the libertarian part of me comes through).

  11. Re:elementary school teacher agrees on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, bitter person decries slashdot via anonymous post.

    Seriously, what balls!

    I don't see how expressing an opinion on Slashdot could possibly be ballsy, anonymous or not. Slashdot is where you gripe about stuff, occasionally become deluded with the idea someone is listening, but ultimately are ignored. Doing it anonymously is really just redundant, that's all. I've been posting for years to Slashdot and have never created an account. You know what? I'm not missing anything.

    You have obviously missed my sarcastic humour (FYI, I used it again at the beginning of this post since it fit so well). I apologize. I normally dislike tags and thus avoid using them. I shall take your misunderstanding as a data point and change my personal views to better interact with other slashdot members.

    But, you have admitted to never having a slashdot account. How would you know if you aren't missing anything? I'm not saying that posting AC isn't your thing (cool if it is), but please make informed statements.

    Personally, the main reason that I frequent slashdot, is for the humor. If you look at my posts you will realize that makes up the majority of my participation. I never was a huge advocate pushing the importance of slashdot and the conversations which take place here. You came up with that one on your own buddy.

    Yay for you, for comprehending that children need guidance. Boo for you for thinking that if children don't receive this guidance from their parents, they're just not going to get guidance, and we'll just toss 'em in jail when they become the inevitable sociopath.

    Wow, allow me to quote myself (and how I love to do that):

    There are other ways to tackle the bad parenting problem and I personally don't feel the school system is the way to do it.

    How in the world did you take that statement to mean we should ignore the children until they all become sociopaths and then put them in jail? Once again, you came up with that one all on your own buddy, I had nothing to do with it (although I am really curious how you made the jump).

  12. Re:elementary school teacher agrees on Neopets Gambling Controversy · · Score: 1

    Wow, bitter person decries slashdot via anonymous post.

    Seriously, what balls!

    I believe the response to your assertions would be that yes, immature people (notice I don't mention the age) need guidance, with children and minors this should come from the parents the majority of the time. And yes, the school system shouldn't compensate for deficiencies in parenting. There are other ways to tackle the bad parenting problem and I personally don't feel the school system is the way to do it. Of course this is an entirely different thread, one which we probably won't have due to your spineless posting tactics.

    And yes, if you want to distill this argument down into simple game of party association, I consider myself more of a moderate libertarian (my own words) than anything else. Maybe that is enough to dismiss my opinions in your mind?

  13. Blame Canada! on Photo ID Required To Buy/Rent Games In Canada · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sheila: Times have changed
    Our kids are kids are getting worse
    They won't obey their parents
    They just want to fart and curse!
    Sharon: Should we blame the government?
    Liane: Or blame society?
    Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
    Sheila: No, blame Canada
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
    And flappin' heads so full of lies
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    Blame Canada
    Sheila: We need to form a full assault
    Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
    Sharon: Don't blame me
    For my son Stan
    He saw the darn cartoon
    And now he's off to join the Klan!
    Liane: And my boy Eric once
    Had my picture on his shelf
    But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
    Sheila: Well, blame Canada
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    It seems that everything's gone wrong
    Since Canada came along
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    Blame Canada
    Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
    Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true
    Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
    Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
    Should we blame the fire?
    Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
    Sheila: Heck no!
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    Blame Canada
    Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo
    Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
    Everyone: Blame Canada
    Shame on Canada
    The smut we must stop
    The trash we must smash
    Laughter and fun
    must all be undone
    We must blame them and cause a fuss
    Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

  14. Re:Cost Benefit on Detailed Changes In Star Wars DVD Release w/Pics · · Score: 1

    My take on the whole thing is that he HAS already sold-out, to the kids.

    Here is the real deal. I don't have figures but just like everything else I imagine the real money landslide comes from merchandising. A big part of merchandising is getting a ton of little snot-nosed brats begging their parents to buy the latest plastic toy. In order to do that you need to make sure that the movie is constantly around so that the new wave of little snot nosed brats and beg their parents for it. So, he keeps dicking with the old movie just a bit to a) make it more "kid" friendly and b). have a good excuse to release it again.

    To sum it up, he *IS* giving his fans exactly what they want. Unfortunately he defines his "fans" as all the little snot-nosed brats which drive up his bottom dollar.

  15. Re:perhaps I'm on the wrong page on Tom's Hardware To Cardmakers : Game Over · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bought my card based on the pretty picture on the box, not some useless review.

  16. Re:It's near performance already on Hydrogen Vehicle Generates Its Own Fuel · · Score: 1

    Umm, you know that you don't have to carry everything around on your back when you ride a bike. Right?

  17. Re:From the Makers of South Park on Kerry Film Free To Download · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is called "Team America: World Police" and it is with marionettes.

    Get yo facts straight fool.

  18. Re:Just f__king great on Caffeinated Beer Becomes a Reality · · Score: 2, Funny

    Very good point, I would much rather have a bunch of half-asleep drunks behind the wheel.

  19. Re:Reminds me... on Glitch Art · · Score: 1

    I don't want to wait, for my trapper keeper to be over!

  20. Re:Very very very... on Glitch Art · · Score: 1

    Well, um, I have heard acid helps....from a friend...of a friend.

  21. Re:Yet... on Missed Opportunities in U.S. v. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Darn AC beats me to the best lines every time!

  22. Re:Remarkably on Evolution 2.0 Released, Screenshots · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How the heck is that redundant?
    Why is the parent redundant?

    (Redundancy added as a teaching tool, notice the *real* redundancy in the two statements above)

    Seriously, I think sometimes the average /. mod uses some rand() script to dish our their 5 pieces of power.

  23. Re:Details? on Infinium May Have Content Partners · · Score: 1

    Back off Commander Keen man, that game was freakin awesome.

    All of them actually, except the last one.

  24. Re:Google on Microsoft Releases A New Monad Command Shell Beta · · Score: 1

    Lack of sleep too, the twins are keeping him up at night.

  25. look at me, breakin the law on New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, thats right, no email address here AND I am sharing a song.

    Using klank3 encoding here is a pirated copy of a randomly selected Britney Spears song:

    .

    The encoding is ingenious actually. I simply remove all the crap from the final stream, and use an ASCII code 46 sentinel for the end of the stream. My encoding scheme is one of the few methods that actually improves the sound quality.