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Live to be 1000 Years Old?

An anonymous reader writes "The BBC has a long article by wonderfully be-whiskered Aubrey de Grey of SENS (Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence) on how we may all live to be 1,000 years old... as this is the balanced BBC they are also running the opposing view."

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  1. See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A number of people in biblical times lived well into their 200s or 300s. This is well-documented in The Bible. 1000 years doesn't sound like so much of a stretch now.

    1. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is there any documentary or archaeological evidence, outside of the Bible itself, to support this claim? I'm not trying to troll or anything, but before we use a single dubious source as a basis for determining what may or may not be scientifically feasible, we may want to look for more evidence.

    2. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah the Bible.. one of my favorite science fiction stories.

    3. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is well-documented in The Bible

      Right. Also well documented in the Bible:
      1. The World is Flat (see Jobe and the International Flat-Earth Society)
      2. Men and Women have different numbers of ribs (count them... same number)
      3. The Earth was completely covered with water (something every geologist disputes)
      4. A women reproduced asexually (a feat claimed by a number of pregnant teenagers)

    4. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      Actually, some guy was talk to me about this. He was saying something about how the earth wasn't developed and had no protection from UV for some obscure reason, so that bacteria and virii would be eliminated naturally.

      I really didn't feel like arguing with him, so I just listened to his theory. He failed to take into account the other reasons why people die, such as the degradation of our genetic code that occurs over multiple generations of cell division

    5. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeap. Also where is that stated in the bible?

    6. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mcg1969 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I am certain that this post is going to invite many a troll, the Bible is not the only ancient text to document extended life spans. That's not to say they're not all blowing smoke, but it's not out of the question that some sort of significant cosmological or climatological shift might have contributed to shortening our natural lifespan.

    7. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mikael · · Score: 1

      2. Men and Women have different numbers of ribs (count them... same number)

      Actually, people can have different numbers of ribs. Some people actually have genetic mutations that give then extra rib bones at the shoulders.

      "But Leroi wants to know about those differences; and his book is a celebration of the intrinsic interest of human diversity. After all, it turns out that on average each of us contains 300 potentially harmful mutations - and one in 10 of us has an extra rib. As he says, we are all mutants, but some of us are more mutant than others."

      Source: Sunday Times review

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    8. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      The oldest guy in the bible was Methusela (i think it's spelled like that) and he was like 900. Later on, God declared that man's years would be somewhere around 120. So even if it did happen once that people lived to be close to 1000, if you believe the Bible, you'll believe that it won't happen again.

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    9. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by ellem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      what you need to do is read Asimov's Bible History and you'll understand WHY people are said to live hundreds of years.

      Short answer: Not people, names.

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    10. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      One of my co-workers has an instance of inbreeding in his family and due to this, he has extra teeth and his son has extra ribs.

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    11. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not as far as I know.

      For some reason, the Bible often seems at odds with the findings of archaeologists, historians, geologists and science in general.

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    12. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Translations. Some of these documents have been passed on and translated from dead language to dead language for tens of thousands of years.

      Lets say in the bible a man lived for 900 years (which there are at least one I just cant spell his name). Say durring that time they recorded time based off the moon (which is around 1 month for us) so 900/12 is 75 years old which is an old age in our standards and really old but possible for 10,000 years ago. Or the guy who lived to be 300 years old this story could have came from the time where they use the different seasons (4). so 300/4 is still 75 year old. We normally know the year as the primary unit for measuring time. So for an other culture who uses an other primary unit for time say the moon or seasons, Or Solar or Lunar Eclipises The aragment of the planets, etc. Could easily have been translated to the word year because that is the largest time method. It is just like how we don't have a name of the amount of time the sun spins around the galaxy, we as a culture don't think of time as our position in the orbit around the galaxy. But say a million years in the future they use that as a form of time then they translate our books and see that a man lived to be a 100 years but converted it to the persons age in Glactic Year. That number would seem to be a very old person.

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    13. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What is easier to beleive: that the climat has somehow changed resulting in the massive shortening of our lifespands, or that people have always longed to live longer? There is no archilogical evidense to support the idea that people lived longer than they do now. There is a lot of litterary evidense that shows that many people wish to live longer than they do.

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    14. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope... ancient texts aren't scientific journals - we shouldn't read them with our modern spectacles and expect them to adhere to our rules.

      It was common in ancient times to extend lifespans of rules/important people to emphasize their status - in fact some of the lifespans around 1/2 kings actually overlap somewhat because of this.

      Also remember that the lifespans of the earliest characters in the bible (whether written as myth or aurally transmitted until written, or both) may not even have been known. eg. if only 5 people allegedly survived the flood (and no library :P), then it only takes one of those to forget a detail or two and it's gone forever.

    15. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Care to elaborate or are you just repeating what you heard from someone, somewhere, once.

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    16. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by RailGunner · · Score: 1
      From a Biblical perspective, Human bodies were not created with death in mind. Adam and Eve, and their offspring, were meant to be immortal. However, when they sinned, and sin was introduced into creation, sin began corrupting everything and introduced death into nature.

      What's also interesting is that Humans were *not* allowed to eat animals until after the flood, and I honestly do not remember when Methuselah (the oldest guy in the Bible) lived (pre or post flood). If he lived pre-flood, perhaps the longevity could also be partially attributed to some kind of now extinct plant that people consumed. But, it seems that the more that time passes in the Old Testament, life spans on average seem to get less and less - which could be caused by the continuing sin decay of creation.

    17. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Vlion · · Score: 1

      1. Er, where?

      2. Huh?

      3. I've found fossils from what looks to be sea creatures at like 9K feet ASL, a thousand miles from the nearest ocean.

      4. Uhm, you might want to see "powers attributed to God"

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    18. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Fr05t · · Score: 1

      So it's kind of like spending 900 pasos(sp?) in the UK.

    19. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Every culture has had a myth or legend of a long lived person, tribe or peoples. See the "Wandering Jew", or Prestor John, or as the parent post mentions: the Biblical refrences. There are similar myths in Mesoamerican, Hopi and other Amerindian legends, also in China and some other Asian cultures (Tajik legends out of Bactria for example). The immutabe fact is that No one gets out of here alive so this particular belief is shared by all us primates. We also look to God, Technology, Science, or some "Weird Thing" to make mortality not so. Personally I am waiting for the Ambassador from Z'Nargh, to bring some slime mold from the 3rd planet of Tau Ceti which is the prefered imortality perscription for bipeds.

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    20. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good on him to procreate!

    21. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      virii

      BZZZT! Sorry, sir, you are a wanna-be. "degredation of our genetic code" will get you a few karma points round here, but don't venture too far off.

    22. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There also a number of Science-Fiction books that document this phenomenon...

      What?? You have the Bible and scientific books, what else do you want?!

    23. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      Methuselah died shortly before the flood.

      ... Humans were *not* allowed to eat animals until after the flood...

      Reference, please? I haven't found that.

      But, it seems that the more that time passes in the Old Testament, life spans on average seem to get less and less - which could be caused by the continuing sin decay of creation.

      That's right, and the conclusion certainly fits. None of that is going to mean much to unbelievers, of course.

    24. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by aelbric · · Score: 1

      Actually I like this answer. Now if someone opposed this research on "religious grounds", you can use the Bible as a source of precedent.

      Fight fire with fire I say.

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    25. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Methuselah lived to be 969 according to Genesis 5:27 - http://bible.gospelcom.net/cgi-bin/bible?passage=G EN+5:27&language=english&version=NIV&showfn=on&sho wxref=on

      You'll see a bunch more folks' long lifespans mentioned throughout chapter 5. Now, it's quite true that plenty of people argue whether to take these passages literally or not. But if you do believe that major climatological changes could occur on a large enough scale to wipe out dinosaurs and such, then why couldn't such changes shorten the lifespans of humans?

    26. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      You're reading the wrong book. Read Greg Bear's Vitals instead, it explains how the global bacterial mind has decided to shorten our lifespan, because it is so "bitterly dissappointed in humanity".

      Remember, drink only carbonated or alcoholic beverages from bottles you've unsealed yourself.

    27. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... interesting thought there when it is in fact the opposite.

      If we take out the "miracle work" much of what is present in the Chrisitan Bible, Jewish Torah, and Muslim Quran is just a record of what was happening in their at the time. A lot of the text in these books simply contain accounts of historical events.

    28. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by KD7JZ · · Score: 1
      Just remember what Gershiw said in "Ain't Necessarily So..:"


      "Methuslah lived nine hundred years, Methuslah lived nine hundred years.
      But who calls that livin' when no gal will give in
      to no man what's nine hundred years?"

    29. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Blue-Footed+Boobie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait, how have lifespans been decreasing?? In the past 200+ years, lifespans have gone up considerably. Guess this means we are shedding sin, to use your logic.

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    30. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Yea Kinda but when your translate it on the book and avoid using all spanish words so you rename the pasos to British Pound. Espectilly when the book was soposed to illistrate an idea and the actuall number was not nessarly important so if 900 pasos ment it was expensive 900 pounds will be expensive. Like in the bible when they say I guy lived for 900 year the point of the story is that the guy died old. 900 years in not importat.

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    31. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by elleomea · · Score: 1

      Lack of protection from UV would kill people as well as virii, bacteria, etc.

    32. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Then how come there are trees that are every bit of thousands of years old?

      How can a Galapagos tortoise be 200 years old?

      I think there is enough error correction to protect a person from just about everything except the worst radiation poisoning.

      Then again, the guy you were talking to, is very likely still a nutjob.

    33. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by oexeo · · Score: 1
      Actually, people can have different numbers of ribs. Some people actually have genetic mutations that give then extra rib bones at the shoulders.

      And your point is what exactly? he clearly meant that Women as a rule always have a different number of ribs, according to the Bible. How exactly is your post disproving to this?

    34. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by lawpoop · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I don't buy the idea that 1000 year old people in the Bible is because they used a different counting system. Here's the reasons:

      1. For any other 'year' based on the moon, the planets, etc, the ages of all the bible heroes could be recalculated, and then shown to be normal. I haven't seen any one do this yet.

      2. At some point in the Bible, they stop using long ages, and people have normal life spans. If there was a change in age calculation in the culture, it is reflected in the literature. I haven't seen anyone look into the culture to explain why they changed.

      3. There is enough weird stuff going on in the Bible to make long lifespans seem... normal. Why do we have to seek a rational explanation for this? It's not like long lifespans are the single 'deal-breaker' for skeptics.

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    35. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Lets say in the bible a man lived for 900 years (which there are at least one I just cant spell his name[methuselah]). Say durring that time they recorded time based off the moon (which is around 1 month for us) so 900/12 is 75 years old which is an old age in our standards and really old but possible for 10,000 years ago.

      The problem with that sort of explanation is that it has some of these characters fathering/bearing children at 36 moons=3 years old, or 20 seasons=5 years old.

      Also, if that were the case, we'd see similar ``confusions'' in contemporanious written records. We'd see references to the ``year of planting'' and ``the year of harvest'', too, if ``year'' meant ``new moon to new moon''.

      Asimov (and others) proposed that they didn't use ``junior'', so the first Methuselah named his son Methuselah, who named his son Methuselah, and so on for 900+ years. I haven't cared enough to look into it, but I'm told there are similar inconsistencies with this explanation.

      I don't have a good answer which doesn't involve the supernatural.

    36. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      > That's right, and the conclusion certainly fits. None of that is going to mean much to unbelievers, of course.

      Yes, because they tend to base arguments on facts.

    37. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Country_hacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...Reference, please? I haven't found that.
      In Genesis 9:3, right after Noah et al get off the ark, God says "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." Up till then all they'd eaten was plants, and some believe that applied to the animals until then too. Can't quite imagine T-rex eating watermelons, but I happen to believe the Bible, so it must have been something like that. :-)

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    38. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1, Funny

      "That's right, and the conclusion certainly fits. None of that is going to mean much to unbelievers, of course."

      Yeah, those filthy unbelievers. They'll get theirs, and we can all point and laugh as they burn in a lake of fire for eternity.

      (wasn't Noah like 800 years old or something, as if the story of the flood wasn't ridiculous enough already)

    39. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      The bible says women have a different number of ribs? I can only assume this is a reference to eve being taken out of Adam's rib in a literal interpretation of creation. So, if i have my tonsils removed do my children still have tonsils? Anything that was taken from or added to the bodies of Adam and Eve would be the same as a transplant or an amputation. He removed the part, not the DNA that would cause the part to grow.

    40. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by SIGALRM · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Methuselah, I really couldn't imagine being able to grow a beard like this even if I lived to be 1,000 years old. Thanks alot genetics.

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    41. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by oexeo · · Score: 1

      > How exactly is your post disproving to this?

      Just to clarify my argument I probably should have said: "How exactly is your post proving this to be true?"

    42. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the quality of life beyond a certain point certainly drops, and the extended lifespans are not always "natural" -- some people live only because of the drugs they are taking to keep their body in check.

    43. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yep, mostly stuff that I've read or discussed with others.

      The Bible is an interesting historical record but many of its stories and events are simply as believably as Zeus turning in to a swan. Here are some examples.

      People rising from the grave and asccending in to heaven
      (Not something normally seen. Particularly since no-one has seen heaven)

      Walking on water
      (Most people believe this impossible)

      The world being created within the last 6000 years or so. (Geology and the fossil record contradict this.)

      The devil, angels and God.
      (supernatural beings. No evidence of their existence)

      People turning in to salt
      (I've not read the Bible for about 6 months so I'm hazy on this. Perhaps this is meant to be symbolic or perhaps it's like that episode of Star Trek when the crew of a a ship are drained of water).

      Now all of these events may have happened but since they are all miraculous, thge burden of proof rests with those who claim that they are true. Simple rules of science tell me that it's highly improbable that any of these events occured.

      Of course, it is possible that these are all metaphors or something like that.

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    44. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 3, Informative

      ... Humans were *not* allowed to eat animals until after the flood... Reference, please? I haven't found that.

      While there is no direct commandment forbidding man from eating animals prior to the flood, we do have the initial instruction God gave to Adam concerning his diet:

      (Gen 1:29) And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

      It's not until Genesis 9 that what would *appear* to be new instructions are handed down:

      (Gen 9:3) Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.

      I personally don't think an increase in sin had anything to do with the gradual decay of man's average lifespan. I find it more likely that the massive geophysical changes that the flood brought on is the culprit.

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    45. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Yep, I read the Bible a while back purely for the historical interest rather than religious reasons.

      I agree that if you remove some of the bizarre stories and the repetition, it's quite an interesting read.

      I would still say though that there are a number of oddities that are contradicted by what we know now.

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    46. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Although I can't find anything right now, I have heard that humans were like most animals and could synthesize vitamin C internally, and the anitoxidant/aging properties of the builtin amounts of vitamin C did in fact allow people to live to be hundreds of years old "back in the day".

      Me, personally, I'm in my mid 30s and I'm ready to go at any time. I'm not saying that I don't like living or want to die, but I would have no strong objections if it were to be my time.

      I've heard _many_ people complain about living, not a one about being dead.

    47. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      I see the point here, but then I wonder why Abel raised flocks of animals in Genesis 4:3? I certainly beleive the Bible (everything in it, as fact, unless specifically symbolical (like poetry)), so perhaps there is some nuance in the original languages, or perhaps Abel raised flocks for purposes other than eating. But I'm pretty sure that animals would have been eating other animals at the time, or else there would have been a lot of rotting carcases lying around. Also, in case nobody else mentions this, Methuselah lived to be 969 years old, and died within 1 year of the flood. And somebosy else on this thread said 5 people survived the Flood - its actually 8 (Noah, his Wife, 3 sons, their 3 wives).

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    48. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Da+VinMan · · Score: 1

      If you equate "sin" with that which defies, denies, or limits our capabilities and potential as human beings then, yes, we have been "shedding" sin. There are interpretations of the Christian bible and traditions which are NOT apologetic in nature and which better help fit those traditions into modern culture. Of course, I never get to be the life of the party for that viewpoint. People would much rather hear about how everyone they don't like will go to hell. :+)

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    49. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by twd · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Also, consider that some of those lifespans may be talking about dynasties, not individuals. Ancient literary forms do not necessarily adhere to modern conventions. Modern literary forms do not even necessarily do so.

      BTW, it was 8 people, not 5. That's a 60% increase in memory capacity. ;)

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    50. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by oexeo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, please read my reply to my own post. Your arguing with the wrong person.

    51. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Fr05t · · Score: 1

      Yeah I get what you are saying. I was just trying to put it in a funny way to try to whore karma. ^^

      Too many take a work that has been edited by men, and translated so many times literially. It's the ideas that are the important part. If people went by those few religions or even people would have a problem with each other.

    52. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Either that or somebody is certainly trying to make the time span managed in the book.

      I mean a couple of billion years has fit in about 5 days. Speaking of which,, the whole idea of T-Rex/ evolution that a lot of cristians find contradictory to the bible does not have to contradict at all. The bible said that animals were created in one day. It does not say how. And it could have been a long day. The only direct reference is sculping adam out of clay (IIRC) and making eve out of a rib...that does not make much sense, but even christians agree that bible is full of metaphors. Taking it as the exact literal truth is not correct.

      Speaking of god's increased precision, as the time passes... Is it just me or is god exponentially decreasing in time and scope.

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    53. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by geg81 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Care to elaborate or are you just repeating what you heard from someone, somewhere, once.

      If you believe in the Bible, then it is clear that you are "just repeating what you heard from someone, somewhere, once". Because if there is anything clear about the Bible, it's that it's a pretty random collection of documents, from unknown authors, with unknown hangups and superstitions. And you are just repeating that crap.

    54. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by synaptik · · Score: 1
      Say durring that time they recorded time based off the moon (which is around 1 month for us) so 900/12 is 75 years old which is an old age in our standards and really old but possible for 10,000 years ago.

      FYI, there are 13 lunar cycles in one solar year, not 12. Proof: 28*13 = 364, just shy of one year. I suspect the Romans were afraid of the unlucky number 13, as a probably reason for the Gregorian calendar's 12 months.
      (This is all assuming that the moon's orbit wasn't significantly faster in biblical times, of course.)
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    55. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, that would make sense except --
      the Earth is only 6000 years old. There was no time for this translation to happen ;)

    56. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by raider_red · · Score: 0

      My pastor had an even simpler answer: In Biblical times, the elders of the family were revered. Anyone who did great deeds or had a special place in the family's history were assigned extra years when their story was told. It was a mark of the respect those figures had.

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    57. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Samrobb · · Score: 1, Insightful
      For some reason, the Bible often seems at odds with the findings of archaeologists, historians, geologists and science in general.
      History (no pun intended) has shown that the New Testament can be regarded as an accurate historical document. Luke, in particular, has proven himself a better and more critical historian than a lot of more honored contemporaries. Geisler & Nix, in A General Introduction to the Bible, summarize some of the "known innacuracies" in Luke that have been proven true thanks to new archaelogical evidence being uncovered.

      IIRC, they didn't go into quite as much detail on Old Testament authenticity, though they did cover it to some extent; and from what I remember, there is at least a grudging admission from most archaelogists that as time goes by, new discoveries tend to confirm, rather than disprove, the historical authenticity of the OT.

      My point is that rejection of the Bible's extrordinary claims does not neccessitate rejection of it's un-extraordinary claims. Even if you think most of the authors of the Bible were cluelss mumps for believing in God, you can at lest look at the Bible and treat it as a historical document that has shown itslef to be accurate to some degree. Whether or not you consider the Bible accurate enough that you would base a professional opinion on it's contents is an entirely different issue.

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    58. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't people a "thing that liveths?"

    59. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 4, Informative
      • ... Humans were *not* allowed to eat animals until after the flood...

        Reference, please? I haven't found that.

      Pre-flood

      Gen 2:15-17: "The LORD God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. And the LORD God commanded the man, "You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat of it you will surely die."

      Post-flood

      Gen 9:1-5: "Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth. The fear and dread of you will fall upon all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air, upon every creature that moves along the ground, and upon all the fish of the sea; they are given into your hands. Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything. But you must not eat meat that has its lifeblood still in it. And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each man, too, I will demand an accounting for the life of his fellow man."
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    60. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by juan2074 · · Score: 1

      Damn! Are you trying to put the neighbourhood bar out of business?

    61. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by sylvandb · · Score: 1

      Up till then all they'd eaten was plants,

      You still haven't shown anything which claims that.
      Your reference of Genesis 9:3 does not, and your interpretation of it does not account for taking more of the clean vs unclean animals onto the ark. (Hint: clean animals could be eaten...)

      sdb

    62. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Nature is all about efficiency. Animals only produce that which is not naturally available in their diet.

      Humans and other primates are unusual in that they do not produce any vitamin C, but that is only because our natural diet contains a large amount of fruit which is rich in the stuff.

      For most animals, it isn't that extreme and their bodies only produce just enough of a specific nutrient. Humans can produce most B Vitamins, except for B12 but you will be deficient if you don't get any in your diet.

      The same is true with cholesterol, of which humans have the highest concentration in their bodies compared to all other animals, due to our large brains.

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    63. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      The world being created within the last 6000 years or so.

      Some people have claimed that, but the Bible itself does not. The Bible does not rule out evolution either.

    64. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wanted to say as far as the rib thing, I have heard that the word could stand for rib, but could be translated with a more abstract definition like "aspect" or "part".

      Similarly, trying to explain something like the creation of the universe to a people with a language that doesn't contain the concepts of a universe with galaxies of stars, or maybe even a number system that only goes into the thousands, would be a challenge to say the least--even if you wanted to be as precise as possible.

    65. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the grandparent's comment was meant to be condescending. It was more likely referencing the fact that you can't really convince someone to have faith in an unprovable idea if they don't want to.

    66. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by freqres · · Score: 1

      Personally I am waiting for the Ambassador from Z'Nargh, to bring some slime mold from the 3rd planet of Tau Ceti which is the prefered imortality perscription for bipeds.

      You're not by chance a Scientologist? That sounds like something right up their alley. Will that slime mold work for bipeds that have evolved from clams?

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    67. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by DMadCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What no one here seems to have taken into account is when the Bible was written.

      The beginning books were written well after the lives of the central figures (i.e. Adam and Eve and their direct descendents). Also, they weren't immediately set to paper (papyrus, stone, whatever they used to write on) as soon as they were first related. Word of mouth was the most likely way in which these early tales were related.

      Anyone who has ever participated in the grade school experiment of whispering a story around a classroom only to hear a completely different version of the story come out at the end will understand what word of mouth does to tales related in such a fashion.

      Also you must remember that once the Bible's tales were written down they weren't yet "canonized" and conflicting versions were bandied about. Gaining the favor of the nobility whose money paid for the first written copies of the Bible was a huge factor in determining how the Bible would be interpreted and what would be included as canon.

      No information can possibly be taken as truth that has such a dubious history.

    68. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In Genesis 9:3, right after Noah et al get off the ark, God says "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things." Up till then all they'd eaten was plants, and some believe that applied to the animals until then too.

      Genesis 1:29-30 would imply that last part. I don't understand why God made an earth that is so clearly billions of years old, and made it around 6,000 years ago. Fortunately, our salvation doesn't depend on getting that straight.

      I happen to believe the Bible ...

      We don't have to worry quite so much about how long we're going to live as the folks who don't.

    69. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      So, you think that we (Christians) believe in a God who created the Earth yet is incapable of flooding it?

      http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/

    70. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      They were robots?

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    71. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1
      • Asimov (and others) proposed that they didn't use ``junior'', so the first Methuselah named his son Methuselah, who named his son Methuselah, and so on for 900+ years. I haven't cared enough to look into it, but I'm told there are similar inconsistencies with this explanation.
      The Jews during Jesus' day did use the prefix "Bar" to signify "the son of.." Jesus' apostle Simon Peter, for example, was called Simon Barjonah in some translations, meaning the son of Jonah. Not a literal surname like today, but something to single out a particular person.
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    72. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 0, Troll
      I was about to reply with something similar. People who don't even read the bibe seem to argue over the contents more than anyone else. Here are my additions to what you said:

      1) The World is Flat (see Jobe and the International Flat-Earth Society) What the...?

      2) But for Adam, no suitable helper was found. So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs and closed up the place with flesh. Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and brought her to the man. So where does it say the woman has a different # of ribs? This is a common mistake made by people who go by hearsay.

      3) The Earth was completely covered with water (something every geologist disputes) Funny I found many hits on google from geologists who do not dispute this. Like this one Also they have found fossils several thousand feet up in the mountains, like you said.

      4) A women reproduced asexually (a feat claimed by a number of pregnant teenagers) OK here is a spin on this. If you believe in evolutionism rather than creationalism, how does the first creature to crawl out of the pond scum get pregnant and spawn more? By this argument, it can't happen that way either.

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    73. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason that the Bible has so many people living to 200, 300, or whatever years is simple. These people didn't actually live that long, nor did the writers of the Old Testament truly want people to believe this. They were given old ages to make up for the writer's lack of knowledge on the history of things. The people putting together the Old testament stories knew that, lets say Abraham, lived x years ago, but they had no idea about his lineage beyond say 900 years. So they knew his family tree for up to 900 years, but beyond that they knew nothing. So to overcome that, they made these people live loooong lives, up until the point where they DID know the ancestors who actually lived, at which point they could start giving people normal length lives and document the lineage from there.

    74. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      By making the argument that these things are impossible, you are pre-supposing that God does not exist. Or at least that He is not omnipotent, preventing him from overriding physical laws. So, your scientific argument against God is as invalid as any scientific argument for him.

      That may not seem to apply to the 6000-years thing at first, but the other responder was correct. The Hebrew word that was translated to the English "day" in Gensis 1 did not actually mean a 24-hour period. There was no English word with an equivalent meaning, so they substituted day.

    75. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a whack-job. A real, certifiable grade A 100% lunatic whacko.

    76. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      I heard a theory that when the earth was formed, it included some amount of water for protection from UV rays, etc. During the flood, the water was released.

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    77. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by droolfool · · Score: 2, Informative

      I guess you should study the Bible a bit more. I know, there are many Biblical fundamentalists, and they are extremely boring.
      The Bible should be read carefully, because it's not just a simple book, it's no a Sidney Sheldon best-seller.
      Take the Revelations book, for example. It's very beautiful, if you understand it was written to be purely metaphorical. It's terrible, if you don't understand it.

      Even many of the numbers have meanings.
      7 = perfection
      6 = imperfection (almost 7)
      3 = whole
      So, 3x6 = the imperfection as a whole = 666

      Food for thought: If you write something like: "This will take just a couple of minutes", in 2000 years, it may be understood as "I will do this in exactly two minutes". The same thing happens with the Bible.

    78. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      An interesting idea, but it isn't really even supported by scripture. If you look at the ages recorded in the Bible, after the flood people began dying at progressively younger ages. Noah was the oldest person to die after the flood, and every generation death-age decreased by about 75 to 80 years. So by your logic, these people would have to be repeatedly redefining the term "year" to slightly longer periods of time.

    79. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      ...cause trees aren't humans. Flies have about a 24 hour life span. Why don't we? Cause we're not flies. See my drift?

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    80. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Zing!

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    81. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      The Hebrew word that was translated to the English "day" in Gensis 1 did not actually mean a 24-hour period. There was no English word with an equivalent meaning, so they substituted day.

      I'm intrigued - what is the Hebrew word and what does it mean? Even if there isn't a 1-1 translation, it should at least be possible to describe it's meaning in english.

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    82. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Animals were raised for use in clothing and shelter as well as for sacrifices. I don't see it as God saying you can NOW eat meat, I think he was just saying the new clean earth was the dominion of Man to use with the direction of God.

    83. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The calendar of Imperial Rome had ten months. That's where the names Octo-ber (eight), Novem-ber (nine) and Decem-ber (ten) come from. But then the first Ceasars added two months in the middle to celebrate themselves (July for Julius and August for Augustus).

    84. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by zoips · · Score: 1

      And as time went on, the stories in the bible were written by different people. It's just as likely that the time measurement changed as culture changed.

    85. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      I've heard another wacky theory, although kinda the opposite. The theory is that the world was covered with a vapor cloud which blocked most of the UV so people were exposed to almost none of it. At that point also most of the land would have been a desert. Then when Noah's flood came along then all that vapor condensed and fell, dramatically reducing the lifespan of humans cause now there was UV! Kinda wacky, but it is true that all the people who lived to be really old did so before the flood. After the flood the max age was just in the 100's. (Could also be attributed to the loss of genetic pool?)

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    86. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      People also assume a day was 24 hours in the creation of earth. I never understood where this came from. If the earth didn't exist, how can you base a day on a 24 hour rotational cycle?

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    87. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      Why did you post that as an AC? Afraid of repercussions?

    88. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by follower_of_christ · · Score: 1
      Several people in the Bible neared the 1k mark.link

      Until God put a 120 year cap on the life of a human. link

      Just after the flood, the life span of people began to drastically decrease with the last person to live longer than 120 years being Jacob(Israel). Moses lived to be 120.

      I used to think the bible was dubious, until I studied it.

    89. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      You're right, I didn't, although in my defense it could be said that you can't give someone the right to do something they already have the right to do. However, back in Chapter 2 verse 16 God tells Adam he can eat any of the trees but one (could read that as plants), but doesn't specifically mention animals. However, it's one of those things that isn't really that significant in the grand scheme of things. You could be right, or I could be right, but it doesn't change the basic message.

      Oh, and don't forget, clean animals can be used as sacrifices too.

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    90. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      except for Fridays? Or was that added later.

    91. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      if you take this literally then humans should be able to consume ANY matter vegetable or animal. We know darn well we can't. So how does that get explained? Or is it metaphor? Just saying you can't take the Bible 100% literally nor can it all be logical either.

    92. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asimov is not an authority on the bible. Sorry.

    93. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An interesting explanation I heard for the number of the Beast is that it was a political statement. At the time the Bible was written, the big villains of the world (from the Israelite point of view) were the Romans. And it just so happens that if you add up the values for these Roman numerals,

      D = 500
      C = 100
      L = 50
      X = 10
      V = 5
      I = 1

      The total is...

    94. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Proteus · · Score: 1

      bacteria and virii would be eliminated naturally.

      Bacteria and... man would be eliminated naturally? Or did you mean viruses?

      And what about "good" bacteria -- wouldn't those have been eliminated as well? Besides, there are plenty of dark, moist, warm places for bacteria to flourish, even if anything in direct sunlight died instantly.

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    95. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Alomex · · Score: 1

      My pastor had an even simpler answer: In Biblical times, the elders of the family were revered.

      Is there any evidence that those "yearly figures" are actually not given in lunar months which are commonly used to this date in jewish dates?

    96. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 2, Informative

      Quote: "I don't understand why God made an earth that is so clearly billions of years old, and made it around 6,000 years ago."

      And why, if I may ask, do you think the Earth is "clearly billions of years old"? I think it looks rather young, personally...

      http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ ho wold.asp

      Although, I guess one could very well say that 6,000+ years is pretty darn old ;)

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    97. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, the word roughly meant "a period of time in which code performs an act". It's questionable how reliable that is, of course. In general, what I tend to do when I see something in scripture that seems to not jive with science is to see if there's an alternate interpretation that is both consistent with scripture and science. In fact, this also applies to "inconsistencies" among scripture. If you believe in God, then which is more likely: the apparent contradiction is really a contradiction, or you are misunderstanding/misinterpreting something? If you don't believe in God, then obviously you have no reason to even ask yourself this question. Obviously, some of the things some posters have listed as inconsistencies (record of Solomon's cattle, record of the age of kings as they took the throne) may really be inaccurate recordings or translations. But, being a Christian, I tend to have faith that God has ensured the important parts were preserved, such as those regarding salvation. But again, if you don't believe in God, there is no reason to do so. It's funny how so much of this comes down to a question of whether you believe in God or not, not what science says as opposed to religion. If you truly believe in God, then most of the arguments of a skeptic don't matter, because God has the ability to work around them. If you don't believe in God, there is no argument that is going to change your mind. In fact, Corinthians 2 actually says that a man cannot understand spiritual matters with the natural mind. Faith is required. If you're a skeptic, and don't like that stipulation, well, then you're free to decide you don't believe. IMO, we shouldn't waste our time to trying to "convert" people who have no desire to believe. It just annoys everyone and ruins our credibility.

    98. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Bible is an interesting historical record

      Since when? Do you have the Sports Illustrated Calendar Edition? The only thing more boring then the bible is listening to people talk about it. AND THEY NEVER STOP!!! LOOK AT THE LENGTH OF THIS THREAD!

    99. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by danheskett · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Either that or somebody is certainly trying to make the time span managed in the book.
      Most of the Old Testament was written after hundreds of years of oral history. Pass a story down that many times and exaggerations and liberalizations are bound to happen.

      I mean a couple of billion years has fit in about 5 days.
      Most Christians do not believe that the Old Testament is the literal truth. For example, Catholics believe that the history of the world is divided into two logical sections: before Christ, and after (and during) Christ. The before Christ peoples of the earth required preperation for the coming according to the teachings of the Church. The Old Testament contains amoug other things the history of the people of the covenant as well as laws to prepare for the coming. When Catholics - as well as many other Christian faiths - read the Old Testament it is much like reading a historical source in a US History class. The old documents inform and shape current perspective but are applicable directly.

      This is important. This is why for most Christian faiths it is not a contradiction to disregard the Old Testament laws of the Jewish faith - keeping kosher, etc. Those laws were supplanted by the laws of the New Testament which vary between more liberal and more strict.

      So to directly answer your question: the creation story is parable to most Christian faiths. Everything in the bible is not literally true (Example: "The mountains will sing and trees will dance" is a metaphor). The Old Testament is a history of pre-Christian people, their laws, customs, and beliefs. It is formatory but not essential to the bulk of Christian faiths.

      I hope this has helped you understand a bit better how the big picture of the Bible and scientific truth match-up in many Christian minds!

    100. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamn, you're an idiot. Go back to Jr. High School, fuckwad.

    101. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Would not surprise me. However, fairly old texts are available, and there are people who study the origin of words in ancient hebrew. Those guys can comment wither rib can also stand for part. Personally it would not surprise me, since I do not think that ancient languages would have advanced anatomy words.

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    102. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Knara · · Score: 1

      While I can't say anything authoritatively, you make the assumption that the stories have common authors, places of origin, and the like. Since the OT is a conglomeration of different books written at different times by different authors for varying purposes, "they" could easily have used different units (hell, genesis has two creation stories that differ in the order things were made).

    103. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the above link - apparently the cut-and-paste I did parsed the link in a strange place :( Here is the link again:

      http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ ho wold.asp

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    104. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by rpozz · · Score: 1

      Like this one [creationscience.com]

      Erm.. don't you think creationscience.com might be just a little bit biased?

    105. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accounting for lifeblood? WTF? Does that mean that if you eat meat, then your life has to be worthwhile, but if you are a vegetarian, then you can be generally worthless and God don't mind?
      What about eating a black fly that committed suicide by flying into my mouth? It's lifeblood is still in it! I'm damned!

      c

    106. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Ansonmont · · Score: 1

      I am not a Biblical scholar, but I believe Abel (Cain's brother, son of Adam and Eve) was a hunter. One would presume that hunters ate the animals they hunted and killed.

    107. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by BigZaphod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the Bible is not just one work written by one person or even one lone culture, really. It is already a collection of old documents. They are just packaged up together. So, in a way, the Bible represents more than one source already.

    108. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

      Okay, thats just plain weird. It did it again. Trying HTML this time, instead of text: http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ho wold.asp

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    109. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Thanks for agreeing, with more perspective and detail.

      Given that, why do so many christians believe that evolution contradicts the bible?

      But then again... I am not specifically looking for the answer.

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    110. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, in the book of revelation, it is hinted that man will live to that ages in the funture (the millenium kingdom).

    111. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Firedog · · Score: 1

      Anyone who has ever participated in the grade school experiment of whispering a story around a classroom only to hear a completely different version of the story come out at the end will understand what word of mouth does to tales related in such a fashion.

      Not only that, but there's also a significant time delay between each telling. Imagine playing the game of "telephone" that you describe... where each person has to wait 20 years before passing the story to the next person.

    112. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by murphyslawyer · · Score: 2, Funny
      No, no - it was the commies! From Dr. Strangelove

      General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

      Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Lord, Jack.

      General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

      Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I-- no, no. I don't, Jack.

      General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

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    113. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      Huh? I believe that you believe in a God who created the earth and is capable of flooding it. That's your problem though.

    114. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      I have a question:

      Why is this post modded as flamebait and troll when it holds no malice whatsoever? Yet posts (from both Christians and non-Christians) that are openly malicious, and filled with arguments ad hominem, are not modded as such?

      Doesn't seem fair to me. In fact, it seems downright biased on the part of whoever modded it.

    115. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      Personally it would not surprise me, since I do not think that ancient languages would have advanced anatomy words.

      Ummm... why not? Anatomy is exactly the sort of vocabulary I would expect them to have. And "rib" is hardly "advanced anatomy". And at any rate, the Egyptians and Babylonians could do successful brain surgery (not just "drilling holes in the head to let the evil spirits out", but successfully brain swellings); Galen inherited his anatomical knowledge pretty much complete and was just the first to publish it in a comprehensive set of works.

      I don't know much ancient Hebrew, but there is definitely a word for "rib" in ancient Egyptian and in early Arabic, so I would be very surprised if Hebrew were different.

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    116. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      I was pointing out the flaw in your thinking. You said that the flood (Noah) is preposterous. That's not the thing that takes faith--- believing in God takes faith. If God created the Earth, the stars, the universe, and can easily make a big flood or a big fish to swallow up Jonah--these acts pale in comparison (I do happen to believe all this. Does that make me stupid? Low IQ? Not as educated as you?). http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/

    117. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by raider_red · · Score: 1

      We really can't be sure until we get a chance to interview the original author. Unfortunately, due to various logistical and metaphysical issues, that won't be posted here.

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    118. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Given that, why do so many christians believe that evolution contradicts the bible?
      Most Christians don't really know much about their faith.

      To most Christians faiths of the Western variety the Old Testament is a historical book of parables. It isn't considered to be the divinely inspired word of God. It isn't considered to be "the truth" - it's testimony of history and happenings. The people who wrote it were working from generations oral history. Languages factors into the mix: transliterating from a language of 10,000 words to a language of 400,000 words is a risky business!

      There are Christians who literally believe the world was created a few thousand years ago in the course of a 7 24-hr days. That is certainly their right, but I disagree that the Bible relates this as the truth.

    119. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Seanasy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      However, when they sinned, and sin was introduced into creation, sin began corrupting everything and introduced death into nature.

      So, Jesus came to take away our sins. Therefore, every baptised Christian is immortal?

    120. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      So pilgrim23 sez:

      "Personally I am waiting for the Ambassador from Z'Nargh, to bring some slime mold from the 3rd planet of Tau Ceti which is the prefered imortality perscription for bipeds."

      Screw that slime mold crapola!

      The folks from Omicron Persei 8 have the real immorality goods!

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    121. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [obligatory Eddie Izzard reference]

      Ah yes the Old Testament, the big fuck-off beard testament...

    122. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Various forms of ancient Hebrew had between 8,000 and 20,000 words.

      Custom then (as now) was that the dead was to be buried within 24-hrs of death, preferably before the next sundown.

      There really wasn't much knowledge of the human body excepting outwardly visible parts.

    123. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1
      The main issue is whether it will be a completely separate concept of a precise body organ.

      Or would it more more like this fake, but plausible defintion:
      Liver. n.
      1. a large brown organ in the abdomen.
      2. a internal body component that gives life.
      The main issue is when they say rib, it may have meant referred to something else as well, even if they perfectly understood it, the colloquial meaning may be different.

      It takes a certain amount of precision in the language to force stupid ideas out of the definition. We are a modern culture, yet we still conceive the heart as a love organ.
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    124. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Rei · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the people over at EVC forum would love to chat with you about this. Here's a couple threads on the subject.

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    125. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Bendy+Chief · · Score: 1

      Funny I found many hits on google from geologists who do not dispute this. Like this one Also they have found fossils several thousand feet up in the mountains, like you said.

      I think the fact that the site you linked to is called "CreationScience.com" speaks for itself.

      OK here is a spin on this. If you believe in evolutionism rather than creationalism, how does the first creature to crawl out of the pond scum get pregnant and spawn more?

      First, evolution doesn't concern itself with the origin of life, only the change and speciation thereof. Second, have you ever heard of asexual reproduction?

    126. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asimov's name hypothesis is interesting, but there's another. The extremely long ages given for the pre-flood patriarchs are all divisors of various astronomical periods. Remember that people 8,000 years ago were as smart as we are today, they just didn't have all the tools we have. And they knew a lot about astronomy. It's easy to see the list of antediluvian patriarchs as a way of remembering their equivalent of trig tables.

      Later biblical editors (working at a time when astronomy crib sheets were just written down, so the "technology" of using mnemonic stories to remember lists of numbers was no longer in use) pasted this in with other material about the pre-Flood days, and there you go.

    127. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      Ok, so if God created everything, should this imply that God also created Satan? But the Bible doesn't say so... and Satan existed since the beginings, he tempted Eve... so either God is One the Minor Gods (TM) and is using us to fight agains the evil (haha) or I should choose to believe in the god that has higher power and offered the world the knowledge, in this case it might be Satan. Or, like I do, choose to believe this entire thing is just bulshit. Every civilization on this planet had the concept of gods and higher powers. In some cases, the gods were the thunders or the cows or whatever. Their teachings are just as misterios, filled with wisdom and history. Yet "there is only one God". I am sure this universe is full of wonders and there are beings that are superior to us. But I don't thing they steal our "imortal souls" after death and put them in heaven or hell acording to our deeds. This is ridiculos: why would anyone care about anything of this planet?

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    128. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      So, when Shekhem came in from the fields having been gored by an ox, do you think he would say, "Ouch, I think I broke a non-specific bone on the left side of my torso for which we have not seen fit to make up a word"?

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    129. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by zxnos · · Score: 1

      are there any other ages / dates in the bible?

      i am wondering becuase after noah had his three boys by the age of 500, 2,333 years had past since adam. if the world is 6,000 years old that puts us past the minoans and near the rise of the myceneans. this also implies that stonehenge was built and the pyramids of egypt under way.

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    130. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by deffendol · · Score: 1

      Lets say in the bible a man lived for 900 years (which there are at least one I just cant spell his name). Say durring that time they recorded time based off the moon (which is around 1 month for us) so 900/12 is 75 years old which is an old age in our standards and really old but possible for 10,000 years ago.

      Ah, but then how do you explain Genesis 5:

      6 And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:

      7 And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

      8 And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

      So...Seth would have had to father a child when he was 9 years old?

    131. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See Revelations about the "four corners of the earth". Seems odd that God would have angels flapping their wings to keep people from escaping, even he doesn't realize we are on a sphere? Fossils are in landforms that have been pushed up. There isn't enough water in the polar caps nor the atmosphere to flood the Earth. It did use to flood between the Tirgris and Euphrates though.

    132. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      Lets say in the bible a man lived for 900 years (which there are at least one I just cant spell his name).

      You can't spell "Adam"?

      Your theory about Biblical years really being lunar years has been bruited about before, but it's not consistent with everything we're told about these people -- for example, the ages at which they had their first children would, in general, be absurdly low. We're really left no choice but to think the text means solar years. Make of that what you will.

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    133. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unfortunately it gets worse. I have been called a heathen for saying that Dec. 25 is not the day JC was born. When I asked for their source (not proof!), I got called a heathen again.

      This is from at least 3 separate people. Maybe they all feel offended by all the people who point out Saturnalia(?) and its 'coincidence'. (Personally, I actually have no information on whether or not it is a coincidence, so I treat is as such)

      Sadly, I taunted one of these people with the request for explanation of the eastern orthodox christmas on Jan 7, and the response was basically something along the lines of the entire eastern orthodox christians being dumb and delusioned.

      I wish people would at least know what they believe in.

      Also, I am probably not too familiar with western christianity in general, but should I be offended when a christians tells me that I will burn in hell. I do not get offended, but what is interesting, by not getting offended, they get offended. This confuses me.

      I do not care about hell, but I would not mind keeping the other person happy as well. I mean, belittling hell is not the right solution. Ignoring it seems just as bad. Saying, yes I will become a better christian is not the right answer, since it is an outright lie. Is there a right answer for these people that does not involve converting to their religion.

      My guess is they feel like a public speaker, who feels bad because no one clapped at their speech. But then if you have so many speakers delivering the same speech, most of them are bound to suck.

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    134. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by 2names · · Score: 1
      I would still say though that there are a number of oddities that are contradicted by what we know now.

      Like the 3 headed dog and the Minotaur?

      Oops, wrong fable. Sorry.

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    135. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by robertjw · · Score: 1, Informative

      Given that, why do so many christians believe that evolution contradicts the bible?
      Most Christians don't really know much about their faith.


      Personally, I would disagree.

      For me, and many Christians, the creation of the human race by a supreme being is central to our faith. Without the creation there were no Adam and Eve, without Adam and Eve there was no fall from grace, without a fall from grace there was no need for a reedemer - a messiah to reconcile us back with the creator.

      The validity and historical accuracy of the Old Testament can be challenged - and with good cause. All of the issues you list are absolutely true. Personally I believe the Old Testament is devinely inspired, and true, and will continue to do so until there is irrefutable evidence to the contrary, which there may never be due to the remoteness of time. That aside, I also belive that much of the Bible is misunderstood by modern society - both due to translations and societal context. The authors of the Old Testament lived as far away from modern American culture as possible, how can we possibly comprehend what their original intent and thought processes were.

    136. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      If he lived pre-flood, perhaps the longevity could also be partially attributed to some kind of now extinct plant that people consumed.

      Or maybe some kind of spice... were there giant worms too ?

    137. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Probably not. However, you will have to convince me that the specific ancient hebrew word for rib has a very specific colloquial use, and not a more general meaning.

      Think of this problem. Stomach in a specific definition refers to the organ. However, the colloquial use, it is a synonym for the lower torso.

      When I say, my stomach hurts, in fact the pain is more likely in my intestines or the bladder.

      So he could say, he broke a left rib, but the same words colloquially could mean he was hurt in the left side. Which one he meant, we would not know.

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    138. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Yes. I never stopped to think that there might be differences in our DNA. Trees use what, 9 base pairs, only one in common with us? And those ribosome-like organelles? I mean, WTF, silicon-based!

      So, in short, no, I don't get your drift. I don't insist that you have a Phd, but at least understand biology at the level of informed layperson, k?

    139. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, idiot-boy, Slashdot breaks up long strings of text to avoid "page widening posts."

    140. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WillWare · · Score: 1
      Asimov (and others) proposed that they didn't use ``junior'', so the first Methuselah named his son Methuselah, who named his son Methuselah, and so on for 900+ years.

      That's an interesting idea. But I'm inclined to doubt that the tradition would last 900 years; somebody in that time would develop an independent ego and give himself a new name. Maybe people in those days couldn't really count all the way to 900, and therefore use the number the way 5-year-olds equate 100 with infinity. Or maybe using over-large numbers was an accepted form of exaggeration (the fish was THIS BIG).

      I don't think the Bible is intended to be specific and factual and accurate, like comic books or cartoons or porn. It's story-telling. Enjoy it as such. Remember the words of Jack Handy: We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.

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    141. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By the way, the hebrew word used there, "Tzela", more properly means "side" than rib. This is because before the sin, Adam was actually a siamese-twin-like being which incorporated both male and female aspects. Thus

      Genesis 1:27 God [thus] created man with His image. In the image of God, He created him, male and female He created them.

      Of course not in a physical sense, but that part of the Genesis story does not occur in the physical dimension.
    142. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Serious question about this. Why did God provide a bible which was so much more clear to thousands of Hebrews at the time than to millions of Christians today?

      It just seems to me the the Word of God would be unambiguous and self-evidently true, like a mathematical proof. One would merely read it (coming to it as a stranger) and say "oh, of course, it all makes sense now!". Yet, of hundreds of religions practiced by mankind, none are so obviously correct, instead requiring lenghty explainations of why "this isn't as crazy as it seems to be, for example, this word here doesn't mean what it says". How to choose amoung hundreds of such explanations?

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    143. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it gets worse. I have been called a heathen for saying that Dec. 25 is not the day JC was born. When I asked for their source (not proof!), I got called a heathen again.

      Ahh... sneaky to bring this up in the discussion. This is an excellent point, precisely because of your reasoning. The birth date of Christ is not in the bible. As a matter of fact, I have heard many speculations that it probably wasn't in the winter time at all. There is little doubt that Christmas and Easter are both converted pagan holidays and the Bible as strict warnings on mingling Holy things with pagan things.

      Of course for some this can be a dilemma. If pagan holidays are bad, do you not celebrate Christmas? Then are you a freak like those Jehovah's witness kids you knew in grade school who had to sit in the principal's office during the class Christmas party? (if you aren't familiar with Western Christianity you may not be familiar with this either)

      Bottom line, these are two completely different things. The creation of man is in the Christian Bible and the oldest known copies of the Torah. Christmas on the other hand isn't found anywhere in cannonized scripture. I don't think it's fair to lump someone that would believe the literal interpretation of the Old Testament in with someone that would call you names for saying Christ was probably not born on December 25th.

    144. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      Hmm... This may cancel out my credibility with some of the Christian readers, but I don't believe Satan is an entity. The Hebrew word for Satan (pronounced almost exactly the same) means only "adversary". I've come to believe that the only consistent way to interpret "Satan", or "the devil", in scripture is merely as a noun referring to anything that is contrary to God. This doesn't apply to "devils" as used in the N.T., which were diseases or illnesses. The average Jew called them devils and demons because of the superstition and the continual acceptance of pagan ideas into Jewish culture, which is referenced by the prophets, the rare bastions who kept the word of God pure, throughout the O.T.

      This can resolve any number of seeming self-contradictions, such as Jesus saying "get thee behind me Satan" to Peter when he protests Jesus' crucifixion, which was to be the salvation of man. Also, the "sons of God" and "sons of the devil" in Job "presenting themselves before God": I believe this refers merely to believers and unbelievers, maybe at some sort of church service. The testing of Job requested by the devil is no different than someone accusing a person of having faith only because they haven't had to suffer in life. "Oh sure, he's a good guy, because he's never had anything bad happen to him. If xxxx happened to him, he'd give up on his faith." Whereupon xxxx did happen, and the protester was proved wrong.

      There are also several places in the Bible where animals are referred to as the Devil. If I remember correctly, in one place it is a donkey, and in another it is a bunch of rats.

      Also, there is a place where king David is referred to as Satan. In one verse it says something to the effect of "and Satan stood up to provoke God by numbering the people", and then a few verses later it's talking about David ordering a census, and his assistant (Joab?) protesting that it was unfaithful to number them for his own confidence when God would be with them no matter how few there were.

      Anyway, I doubt that all will convince anyone, it's just a bit of an example of why you can't make blanket statements to discredit all Christians. We don't all subscribe to the same seemingly self-contradictory beliefs.

      Oh, and by the way, here's something else to think about. In Luke Jesus says that we (humans) are the gods of the earth. "Have ye not read that ye are gods?" It refers to the fact that God gave this earth over to our dominion. "Go forth and subdue all things."

    145. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by blincoln · · Score: 1

      There really wasn't much knowledge of the human body excepting outwardly visible parts.

      What about casualties on the battlefield?

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    146. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      An interesting perspective on this:

      Let's say you have a race of beings (call them GODs), that have basically become omnipowerful. They have kids. Since they are omniscient, they realize that having omnipotent kids is a Bad Idea (TM). So they create a planet for them to learn on (call it Earth). They let the kids basically run free, experiencing a "life" that will teach them how to control themselves, how to make good decisions, etc. Of course, anything that happens on the planet doesn't really matter (think of it as a very sophisticated game), because only what you learn from it will make any difference after you become a GOD. Once a kid dies, have them observe (call them spirits). Why would a loving parent do this? Why do we spank our kids, and not let them wath TV all day? (Besides, from personal experience I know that painful experiences teach you far more.)

      Anyway, assuming all that - how would you make the planet? Might you just take a snapshot of your existing planet, say right before the GOD speicies really started mucking about?

      By the way, we are getting close to the next system reset.

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    147. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Human bodies were not created with death in mind. Adam and Eve, and their offspring, were meant to be immortal.

      You mean that they were intended to live forever... no fleshly being could ever be immortal however, even if Adam and Eve had never eaten the fruit they would still be mortal. Jesus was certainly not "immortal" while on earth. Immortal really means CAN'T die. Clearly they did.

      -Don.

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    148. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      Looking at your blog, I can see that you are a New Christian. I pity you. Having grown up as a fundamentalist, I can attest to the unhealthiness growing up with evangelical christian values. You people continue to spew the same tired arguments to "prove" your positions, constantly amazed that people don't see the world the same as you. I know this, because I was once one of you. All it takes is courage to remove the fear that keeps you from thinking rationally. Yes, it takes lots of courage, but it can be done. You can actually be free from christianity, no matter how scary that might sound to you. I thank God every day that I am no longer bound by the chains of delusion. Go forth and be free.

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    149. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by borzwazie · · Score: 1
      And for your lifeblood I will surely demand an accounting. I will demand an accounting from every animal. And from each man, too, I will demand an accounting for the life of his fellow man."

      What I believe this is a reference to is not the lifeblood of all creatures - God is saying here:
      "If anybody or anything murders you, he/she/it will be held accountable - and if you kill anyone (human) you betcha you'll be held accountable."

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    150. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Serious question about this. Why did God provide a bible which was so much more clear to thousands of Hebrews at the time than to millions of Christians today?

      Because the Hebrews were originally supposed to bring the word of God to the rest of the world. But they didn't hold up their end of the deal. Which is why, after Jesus came, Paul travelled around and preached salvation to the Gentiles.

      The Old Testament was not written to the Gentiles. It refers to us, but it wasn't for us. We can read it, and learn from it. But the message there is not necessary for salvation, like the message in the New Testament is.

      This is why it is completely irrelevant for people to say things such as "well if you believe the Bible, why don't you stone sinners?" The answer is because we weren't commanded to, and when Jesus came he told the Jews not to do it either. It was originally a preventative measure to keep their culture from being corrupted. But they were intent on corrupting it and it happened anyway.

      It just seems to me the the Word of God would be unambiguous and self-evidently true, like a mathematical proof.

      The more I learn about scripture, the more self-consistent and simple it is. Yes, if you take bits and pieces out of context, it doesn't make sense, or seems to be self-contradictory. But taken altogether, it explains itself. People make it complicated because they are always looking for loopholes, or ways to disprove it, or are trying to fit in with it their own ideas of how it should be. This is borne out by my previous example of the Satan thing. It isn't consistent, even within scripture to think of it as some powerful being above man but below God. But if you take the whole Bible altogether, a more accurate, and simple picture emerges. The scripter even says that the source of evil is the heart of man.

    151. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by plog · · Score: 1
      sculping adam out of clay (IIRC) and making eve out of a rib

      First version mentions no rib:

      God created mankind in his own image,
      in the image of God he created them,
      male and female he created them.

      Biblical scholars argue about the two versions and their origins; as usual with political arguments, qui bono?

    152. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by robertjw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is enough weird stuff going on in the Bible to make long lifespans seem... normal. Why do we have to seek a rational explanation for this? It's not like long lifespans are the single 'deal-breaker' for skeptics.

      I agree COMPLETELY. I believe we should attempt to understand the Bible to the best of our ability, but why this constant need to rationalize it as something that fits our modern way of thinking.

      According to the Bible this world was created by an omnipotent being that can do anything he wants. If you believe that, the whole book is palatable. If you don't, then the whole book is nonsense made up by a bunch of desert people who had fried brains. Personally I don't see a need to rationalize random parts of it, just because we couldn't possibly explain it with modern science.

    153. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations. You opened up a can of religious bullshit.

    154. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by danheskett · · Score: 1

      What about them? I am not saying they didnt know something about inards, just that most things in ancient forms of Hebrew were concatened words. We have a word for "liver", "pancreas", etc. They would have used common words strung together to visually describe the things they saw.

      Ancient languages had a very limited common vocabulary compared with today.

    155. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by kLaNk · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I can feel my ribs. And the really crazy part is that in order to do so I didn't involve either cutting or death.

    156. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by 0racle · · Score: 1

      no English word
      Thats not quite true. While there is no word that very narrowly means the rough indeterminant amount of time, day does have one of those meanings. For instance:
      "In my grandfathers day, they didn't have to have locks on their door's."
      Now what day was this? Nov 12. 1938? No it was just a vague period of time characterized by a similar set of events. So in Genesis, where it says, "..and on the sixth day he created man," this does not have to refer to a single 24h period of time, but the indeterminant period of mans creation. So day is infact a very correct translation.

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    157. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      I brought it up as a side discussion. Not to fight the original comments. Actually the great grandparent switched the discussion as an answer to my side question. I am aware of the fact that xmas is not in the bible, and that the interpretation of the bible has nothing to do with it.

      I do not want to lump these people together. I know a lot of strict old testament interpretationalists do not believe in xmas on Dec 25. But a lot of these people are the same people, usually the ones that do not give a thought to actually reading the bible, but only listen to pastors and repeat exactly as the they have heard it, I guess.

      I am not being sneaky, but it seems that my attention span is shorter than this thread's.

      You are correct. I did not think that Jehova's do not celebrate xmas. Obviously I will not take your word for it, but I will look it up.

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    158. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quote "And why, if I may ask, do you think the Earth is "clearly billions of years old"? I think it looks rather young, personally...

      http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ ho wold.asp

      Although, I guess one could very well say that 6,000+ years is pretty darn old ;)"

      >http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1 /h o wold.asp

      Please see below for some scientific evidence that the earth is billions of years old and some of it is not even based off radioactive dating...........

      http://www.fni.com/cim/briefing/age.html
      http:/ /members.aol.com/dwise1/cre_ev/geology.html
      http: //www.ace.mmu.ac.uk/eae/Climate_Change/Older/ Evidence.html

    159. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      this also implies that stonehenge was built...

      Not necessarily - it could mean that our dating methods are off. (Yes, I know that we have done our best to verify them. Mistakes can happen...)

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    160. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Dysan2k · · Score: 1

      I think he's referring to Methusala, but how you properly spell that, I haven't the foggiest.

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    161. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I'll admit my reading of the bible was not easy (too much begatting) and I don't personally recall where the 4000BC thing comes in to it. Also, I imagine different translations may or may not show this figure.

      There is no reason why someone can't believe in evolution and creation. I've heard some argue that a 'creator' could have created evolution and perhaps installed souls once we became human.

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    162. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      Luke, in particular, has proven himself a better and more critical historian than a lot of more honored contemporaries.

      History has also proven that someone with an agenda can use a lot of true facts to bolster their propaganda, but can still be mistaken or lying.

      In other words, just because someone has put forth a few facts that happen to be corroborated by other sources, doesn't mean that you should automatically believe _everything_ that purpose says (or has written). When the Bible lists something historical that is corroborated by independent evidence, the _only_ thing you can conclude is that the Bible has some independently-corroborated historical facts listed in it - you can't honestly conclude that anything else the Bible says is true.

    163. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      No. I do think it makes you somewhat gullible though. Perhaps credulous is a better term.

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    164. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      That is so dumb! Everyone knows that the reason for these dubious time estimates are that ntpd had not been developed yet.

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    165. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by danheskett · · Score: 1

      I am not doubting that creation by a surpreme being is central to the shared faith of most Christians. You are quite correct. But regarding fundamental tenants of the religion as well as the historical aspects of a specific domination, many many many Christians are entirely ignorant. For many Christians in the West religion is like a sport, only less important. You pick sides, you root and cheer and jeer.

    166. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Well, my undergrad is in anthropology, and AFAIK, nobody else anywhere in the world counts ages other than by solar years. Of course, I haven't read all the literature, but usually anthropologists are eager to harp on crap like that -- things we think are universal, but actually aren't. So if no one else is using anything but solar years now to reckon ages, I doubt anyone in the past would have used a different system.

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    167. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Lethyos · · Score: 1

      There appears to be some speculation that this was due to a hyperbaric atmosphere (one that contains increased levels of oxygen). In such an environment, it is completely plausible to walk a hundred miles or allow the body to more efficiently process waste materials. Of course, then again, oxygen is actually a pretty nasty substance, so...

      I am not claiming to be an expert, by the way. Just a thought. Please don't fillet me.

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    168. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      I said this in another comment, but it also applies here:

      My undergrad is in anthropology, and AFAIK, nobody else anywhere in the world counts ages other than by solar years. Of course, I haven't read all the literature, but usually anthropologists are eager to harp on crap like that -- things we think are universal, but actually aren't. So if no one else is using anything but solar years now to reckon ages, I doubt anyone in the past would have used a different system.

      As far as different units, correct me if I'm wrong, but the very definition of a year is one procession of the sun. If the bible says 800 years old, that means the person has seen 800 solar processions. I mean, even something like a 'lunar year' is just how many lunar cycles fit into a solar procession.

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    169. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      It's definitely possible that there is a god. I just think it's improbable as there's no physical evidence for it, or at least nothing I'd see as compelling. If I'm proven wrong one day then fair enough, as long as it's the truth. That's the difference between science and faith. Science can be proven to be wrong and a new theory proposed. Faith can't. Faith doesn't require proof.

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    170. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Good answer about the Old testament, though it leaves one wondering why God felt no need for a third testament after all that time, even when man's actions *in God's name* have gone so very far astray. I would have expected some smiting, at the very least.

      Simplicity and self-consistency are nice, but not sufficient for truth. There are many religions with simple, self-consistent tenets that make good intuitive moral sense. But that still gives one no way to choose between them, as their logic always seems circular.

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    171. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      Simplicity and self-consistency are nice, but not sufficient for truth. There are many religions with simple, self-consistent tenets that make good intuitive moral sense. But that still gives one no way to choose between them, as their logic always seems circular.

      This, among other things, is why you can't convince people one way or another on this stuff. They have to actually want to believe it. Their thoughts, what they want their god to be, has to line up with who God really is. Otherwise you'd have all these people that believe in God, but don't really serve him. Which, IMO, is even worse than not believing because it's outright defiant.

    172. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I read it as "Don't eat anything that is still living."

      When God says that he will demand an accounting of our lifeblood, it refers to the sin that we live in, which means we are spiritually dead. Christ fixed this by fulfilling the sacrifice that God, the Father, demanded.

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    173. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I do happen to believe all this. Does that make me stupid? Low IQ? Not as educated as you?

      No. You may in fact be quite intelligent and educated. Unfortunately you suffer from a sadly common form of mental illness.

    174. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by neizvestniy · · Score: 1

      Hello .... he just told you that the nature of reality was fundamentally different, and you argue from the current state of reality to disprove that?!?!?!? This is kinda like if I told you, tomorrow the sun is going to go dark in the middle of the sky, and you had never before seen a solar eclipse, and you say "well the sun always rises and sets like normal and it never goes dark, you're delusional."

    175. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      See my response to another post for why I don't consider this a problem:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=131606&cid=109 91575/

    176. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You grouped two unrelated statements.

      There are a lot of christians who believe that evolution is not plausible under the bible. I challenge that fact. The fact that they take the other point does not make me think that they know less of their religion.

      What makes me think the second statement is not all that false, is that I keep bringing up various contradictions, many of which have perfectly good answers. And people either yell on me for making them consider such unholy thoughts, or just not be able to answer that.

      The ones that get annoyed, I have disrespect for. What is the point of believeing in something, if you do not know what you believe in. Note that this is different than asking WHY you believe in something.

      The questions that I ask are 'simple' things. Why are they eating crab, when bible says do not eat crab. If the old testament was overpowered by the new one, then how does one pick which laws survived. (a quick jab at the gay issue). Why do some of the biblical characters took multiple wives. Why is not ok to kill, but ok to go to war.

      Now granted I am displaying the fact that I have no clue about christianity, outside of a few things I have seen before. But the believers are supposed to be to some extent the experts on the matter.

      The answer I respect the most, when a person is stumped by the question:
      1. Pull out a bible, check the facts, become confused by the conflicting information.
      2. Tell me that they will check with someone who can explain.
      3. Get back to me.

      This goes for all religions.

      The best answer I have had yet.
      I was discussing some kosher laws with a jewish guy, and he got confused by something poorly specified there (chicken and milk, since chicken does not produce milk). He asked a rabbi, who gave him a poor, and unsatisfactory answer. The guy was unhappy with the answer, told me he is going to ask someone else. A few days later I had a call inviting me to some other rabbi for lunch and research. That rabbi has opened up a bunch of books (Talmud, I think was one of them), and was seeing why the rule is the case. Turns out that kosher laws have a tradition of avoiding a slippery slope, and if an interpretation is chosen, then things that are not even covered by interpretation, but very similar may be disallowed. I think that he quoted some rabbis in the 15th century, who have observed something about people using (I think) rice on passover, which is not strictly forbidden by the laws, and then these people ended up mixing grain in, if the rice was not plentiful enough to feed the people, etc. It was a better answer than I wished for, and more than I can remember. Yet I think that this is how one should believe in religion. Know what it says, and if it does not say it, know why.

      Most people only think they know what they believe in. Those that try to know more, have my respect.

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    177. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      And twisting what it says so that it can conform to physical reality is dishonest. The Bible was written by primitive people ignorant of science; why should we assume that what they wrote about the beginning of the universe is, in any way, compatible with modern science? Because old men in funny hats say that the writers were "divinely inspired"? Color my skeptic.

      In any case, the Bible's creation story is grossly incompatible with physical reality. It states that the stars were created after the planets, which is simply impossible. Stars had to have formed, lived and died over the course of billions of years in order to create the elements that make up planets. You can't create heavier elements than helium without huge amounts of pressure to slam protons together forcefully enough to overcome Coulomb repulsion and into the effective radius of the nuclear strong force. That kind of pressure was only available in stars. So the idea that the planets came before the stars is simply ludicrous, and cannot be rationalized with reality in any way.

    178. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I do happen to believe all this. Does that make me stupid? Low IQ? Not as educated as you?)

      Yes.

    179. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NotoriousQ,

      Some adherents of Christian denominations have the tendency to take inflammatory stances that make all Christians seem like radicals.
      Thank you for being open-minded and not holding the people against the idea. In many parts of the world, such as Greece, where I am from, religion is an inherent and integral part of the culture, but almost nobody feels the need to be aggressive in the way that I have witnessed Christians in the United States being about their religion.
      I don't know if this was mentioned, but only a small sect of Eastern Orthodox, known as the "Paleoimerologites" (literally "Old Calendar People") celebrate Christmas at any time other than Dec. 25th.

    180. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I take that as metaphorical.

      Sculpting Adam out of clay, to me, is a poetic way of using the earth to shape man. Using environmental pressures to sculpt man into what he is today. The problem lies in the pomposity of human beings thinking that God wouldn't DARE make them evolve from such lowly beginnings. But, you know... God doesn't care how freaked out you are by it. That was the way He decided to do it and we should just be thankful He took the time.

    181. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also turn to the bible for the answer to evolution! Screw scientists, with all their "facts."
      Everybody knows it was a talking snake in a tree.

    182. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and according to ancient Babylonian myth, ancient Babylonian kings lived for tens of thousands of years. Of course, you have to take into account that neither the Babylonian myths nor the Bible can be considered reliable sources.

    183. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by neizvestniy · · Score: 1

      bingo........... also, how would you explain "It was evening, it was morning, the xth day" for the days where there was no earth or sun? I would recommend Gerald Schroeder's "The Science of God" for a very good explanation about how the expansion of space since the big bang accounts for the warping of time in the six days of Genesis

    184. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by mtrupe · · Score: 1

      You're funny. I don't believe anything you wrote. And I am hardly a "new" Christian.

    185. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jasno · · Score: 1

      Maybe he is, but I'll second his post. Repercuss away. :)

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    186. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Most Christian celebrations exist solely to coincide with (and hence usurp) pre-existing traditions or "pagan" celebrations. Christmas, placed at the time of the traditional winter solstice, is no exception.

      Actually, many Christian fables are adaptations of older stories. Consider Mithras, for example, a Persian God sent by Zoroathrus to be man's saviour. He was born of a virgin mother and in some traditions would sometimes shut himself in a cave and emerge a year later, born anew.

      It's pretty hard to take any of it seriously.

    187. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      A better explaination: In the past, people counted ages by months instead of years. Adjust as needed. That would give 83 1/3rd as the age of Methuselah.

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    188. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      "Methuselah". He lived to be 969 years. But most of the people mentioned in Genesis between Adam and Noah lived to be over 900, so any of them will do. You might as well pick one that's easy to spell.

      The chapter of Genesis where Methuselah is introduced actually has some good examples of what I'm talking about with respect to the meaning of "year" though. One synodal month is 29.53 days, so there are 12.37 of them in a year of 365.25 days.

      Gen 5:25 records that Methuselah was 187 years old when he begat Lamech. (With no indication as to whether or not Lamech was his first child; the interest here is tracing the ancestry of Noah.) If "year" meant "month", that would make Methuselah 15 years old at the time. Not an unreasonable age of marriage in a pastoral society, admittedly. But 5:21 says his father Enoch was 65 years old when he begat Methuselah, which by this measure would make him only 5 years old! (And we plainly must apply the same scale to Enoch because he was supposed to have been 365 years when he went to God. Enoch is not said to have died, and the tradition is that he was taken directly to heaven in a way similar to Elijah.) Enoch's father Jared, who lived to 962 years, was 162 when he fathered him which would make him 13, close to the lower limit for making babies pre-rBGH (or whatever the cause is for the earlier onset of puberty in recent years). But his father Mahaleel was 65 when he begat Jared -- 5 years old again. It doesn't seem possible to make "year" into "lunar year" with any consistency. You have to be very selective to make it work at all.

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    189. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      You keep telling yourself how funny I am. Meanwhile, I'll leave you alone with that feeling that just won't go away. The feeling that tells you I'm right. Have fun.

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    190. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by follower_of_christ · · Score: 1

      Thought you might find this interesting. link

    191. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Speare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, Isaac Asimov was an authority on many different topics. He's the only author to have published into EVERY Dewey library category. I think his non-fiction works outnumbered his fiction works, and certainly not even all of the fiction works were futuristic in nature.

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    192. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by neizvestniy · · Score: 1

      What on earth are you talking about? Verse 6: Seth "begets" Enosh at 105 y.o. Verse 7: After that, he lives 807 more years, and "begets" some more Verse 8: 105 + 807 = 912. That's when he died.

    193. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, the human heart can only live for a maximum of 150 years. Sure, if you were able to replace your heart every so often, it might be possible, but I don't think the biblical people knew about heart transplants back then.

    194. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      You're not by chance a Scientologist? That sounds like something right up their alley. Will that slime mold work for bipeds that have evolved from clams? Actually that Z'Nargh was a blatant rip-off of Gahan Wilson the cartoonist. Many years ago, (1969?) he did a cartoon in a well known magazine which is probably best known for being the inspiration for most women these days wearing staples in their navels. The 'toon showed a flying saucer in Time Square with this impossibly ugly slithering THING oozing out as humans ran screaming in every direction. The THING says: "That's one small step for Z'Nargh, one Giant Leep for Z'Narghkind"

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    195. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by geekboy642 · · Score: 0

      And at any rate, the Egyptians and Babylonians could do successful brain surgery (not just "drilling holes in the head to let the evil spirits out", but successfully brain swellings);

      Much like me! I can make your brain swell quite easily, all I need is a second to swing this mallet. See? The lump proves it's working!

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    196. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      He might have read a couple of the rebuttals:
      1
      2

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      Laziness is the father.
    197. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      First of all, you're correct - Jesus wasn't born in winter. Shepherds were out tending their flocks, which they wouldn't be doing in the rainy/snowy winter season. Easter, however, is a better timed pagan holiday, being celebrated right around the time of Nisan 14, the date of Jesus' death. (Nisan 14 is usually the first full moon after the vernal equinox.)

      Secondly, Christ said that we should be "no part of this world", thereby eliminating the possibility that we could be both true Christians (followers of Christ) and be one who celebrates pagan holidays. Jehovah's Witnesses are not freaks any more than anyone else, and in fact, are much less freaky than most people.

      Oh, and in case you couldn't tell, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses. I never sat in the principal's office for parties, though. I got to go home early. Time for my evil grin now... >:D

    198. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I think you are right. The old new year is on Jan 14. This makes the 25 to be the new xmas.

      Strage, but the people who I know (orthodox russians) mostly celebrate it on the 7th.

      But then again, it is russia. Everyone looks for a reason to celebrate, as long as it involves alcohol.

      Some adherents of Christian denominations have the tendency to take inflammatory stances that make all Christians seem like radicals.

      They are lucky I am hard to offend. But why is that I keep bumping into these people so often. I will guess they are the ones bringing up the religion first I guess.

      Bah. No hard feelings.

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    199. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hope this has helped you understand a bit better how blah blah blah blah ...
      Your opinion only helps people understand your opinion, nothing more, you pompous jackass.
    200. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Actually the "day" is a loose translation. The word they use in the original text is better translated to "a period of time." But day seems work better in the written word.

    201. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by eric_brissette · · Score: 0

      Fiction, maybe... but science?

    202. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1

      That and the smell, its hot out there, why do you
      think they burried the bodies so quickly.

    203. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...christians believe that evolution contradicts the bible?....

      You forget that evolution is a THEORY. There is not a single scientific FACT that contradicts the Bible. There are numerous statements in the Bible about things science did not discover until about 3 or fourhundred years ago.

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    204. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      Right, some of the ancient king lists in Sumer/Babylon did, too.

      Of course, the Israelites lived in Babylon for a while, where they just might have picked up some of the same legends.

    205. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wow, well, it would be interesting if those links actually dealt with the points introduced in the link they "rebut"... but they only address 1, and only indirectly at that. Besides, the whole point of the link I gave was NOT that evolution is wrong (see other pages on the same site for that info) but that the things people have been told are so old on the Earth can form in much less time than people are usually told. Why don't you actually LOOK at the link (here it is again) before trying to rebutt it? Link (make sure there are no spaces): http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ho wold.asp

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    206. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The extremely long ages given for the pre-flood patriarchs are all divisors of various astronomical periods. Remember that people 8,000 years ago were as smart as we are today, they just didn't have all the tools we have. And they knew a lot about astronomy. It's easy to see the list of antediluvian patriarchs as a way of remembering their equivalent of trig tables.

      This hypothesis explains the multiplicity of ancient texts with such records. (A list very similar to the ages of antedeluvian patriarchs turns up again as the number of warriors going through a number of doorways in a palace in the fairy kingdom in Irish mythology, for example.)

      In the bible's case, later biblical editors (working in the Babylonian captivity, ~500 BC, when the "technology" of using mnemonic stories to remember lists of numbers was no longer needed) pasted this in with other material about the pre-Flood days, and there you go.

    207. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll give you an answer or two.

      You asked (in essence), "How do you choose what rules to follow, when some of them contradict others?" The answer: You study. You look up the scriptures in question, then you meditate on the reason why they were put there in the first place.

      As far as your "eating crab" example, the Mosaic law covenant specified that the Jews were not to eat sea creatures that didn't have scales. It's bundled in with "thou shalt not eat pigs" and the like. (That's a joke, btw.) Pigs carry diseases; most notably, trichinosis. There are old sayings around such as "don't eat shellfish in any month that doesn't have an 'r' in it." Which leads us to the answer - that particular law was put in place to keep people healthy in a time when refrigeration was non-existant. Those who followed it wouldn't die of food-poisoning from spoiled shellfish or improperly cleaned pork. Of course, these people didn't know about "germs" or "viruses" or "bacteria". But the One who created these germs/viruses/bacteria did know about them, and warned his people against eating these dangerous foods.

      As for the reason Christians don't follow that law, well, Jesus Christ fulfilled the law. He was perfect, and therefore never sinned or broke any of those laws. He proved that obedience to God was possible for a perfect human, something Adam's actions had called into question. Once that law was fulfilled and Jesus sacrifice had been paid, no one was under obligation to follow that law any longer. The statements in the Greek Scriptures (a.k.a. New Testament) contradict the earlier law because the law had been done away with, and new instruction was required.

      It's a similar situation with the other things you mentioned. Multiple wives? Adam was given one wife. Later, men took more. When the law code was given, it was a firmly entrenched practice. When Jesus showed up, he restored the original "one man, one wife" paradigm.

      As far as the "war vs. killing" issue, well, the Jews were asked to wage war on other nations by God himself. (Whether you believe it or not, that's their story and they're sticking to it.) They even had divine backing in most of these conflicts, and some miracles are reported (sun standing still, an army of 300 defeating thousands, a million man army wiped out by priests and singers, and so on). Murder is wrong. That was made quite clear. And now, without the Mosaic law's code of ethics in war, Christians are not given any instructions about war, and in fact are to "learn war no more", to "return evil for evil to no one", and to "have love amongst themselves". No war for Christians.

      Now for "the gay issue". Homosexuality was never tolerated in any portion of the Bible's instructions. Jews were to execute homosexuals by stoning. Christians were to expel them from the congregation.

      You've now been given a clue about Christianity. Use it wisely. It can serve you well.

    208. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by CyBlue · · Score: 1

      You're missing a rather large period of time between the point that Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden up until the point of the flood. Also, God tells them they can eat from any tree in the garden except for one. He doesn't say there that they can't eat animals. However, I think the whole point of the Garden of Eden was that there was no death or worries. After they were cast out, I think that would change because, of course, the lions and such were free to eat them at that point.

    209. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      well depends which evolution. Local evolution is not a theory, but a proven fact. We know it happens, it has been observed in organisms -- see butterflies of england, and mathematically shown. (See genetic algorithms).

      Complete evolution, aka humans arising from the primitive life arising from primitive chemicals has not been shown. The second part being the most doubted and least supported.

      Unfortunately, a lot of christian disagree with both theories, which puts me at odds with them.

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    210. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      it's a moral "can", not a possible "can". It is moral to each anything, but it is not advisable.

    211. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by GrumpySimon · · Score: 1

      Gravity's only a theory too. This is why I'm posting this whilst floating in mid air.

      I don't think 'theory' means what you think it means.

    212. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      I did not ask for a very specific answer on the issues. I know some of what you have said to some extent. Some people chuse to put it in slightly different words. But the problem is that most will brush you off or attack you.

      Your answer in the second paragraph is what I was stressing. Not enough people do that. I wish they would.

      Thanks for your reply.

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    213. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some of these documents have been passed on and translated from dead language to dead language for tens of thousands of years.

      Humans have not known how to write for tens of thousands of years. The oldest book in the bible was probably written around 700 BC.

    214. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of blindly thinking that a divine being told people not to eat pork or shellfish, maybe some wise Jew noticed that people who ate pork or shellfish were more likely to die, and those who didn't weren't. Genius! A 6000 year old example of the scientific method.

      As for an army of 300 defeating thousands, what about the Battle of Thermopyle. 300 Greeks routed 30,000 Persian soldiers.

    215. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      To comprehend how this works, you first need to be able to comprehend the differences between the body, the soul and the spirit, three distincly different parts that make up a human.

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    216. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look up hypo berric(s) chamber(s)

    217. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say durring that time they recorded time based off the moon (which is around 1 month for us) so 900/12 is 75 years old which is an old age in our standards and really old but possible for 10,000 years ago. Or the guy who lived to be 300 years old this story could have came from the time where they use the different seasons (4). so 300/4 is still 75 year old.

      So, when the bible said they had kids at the age of 50 years, are we using months or seasons?

    218. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Read up on the scientific method. Gravity is a theory. The effect of what we describe with the theory of gravity is an empirically verifiable fact. But practically everything that we can't derive directly from observation will ALWAYS remain a theory in science. The distinction is between a theory that has sufficient proof that we consider it to be true, and a theory that does not have much proof.

      You also turn it upside down. There is not a single scientific FACT that prove the Bible is true, and there is no established theory that a) explains how Christian faith as established by the Bible can fit reality and b) there is no proof to support any such theory.

      Can you present me with a single scientific FACT that contradicts the existence of Santa Claus?

      You can't, because 1) I haven't provided a clear definition of Santa Claus that makes it a falsifiable claim, 2) proving the non-existence of anything is only possible if aspects of the definition of that thing makes it possible to prove that it is impossible for the thing to exist - it's perfectly possible to create a definition of Santa Claus that makes it possible for him to exist

      The Bible is hardly any better supported by proof or fact than Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy. If you think otherwise I challenge you to present that proof.

      In fact, I challenge you to provide any proof that Jesus was an actual living historical character. I don't dispute he could have been, though there is no reason to believe he was any different from the hundreds of other prophets at the time, but I don't think it can be proven and the evidence is light at best. Apart from the gospels, there is only one source close in time that is claimed to mention Jesus, and that is Josephus Testimonium Flavianum.

      Unfortunately, there is plenty of reasons to believe that the paragraphs in Josephus were inserted later, and even if it prove to be original, his most likely source would have been one of the early christians recounting a story. The text certainly does not make any claim that Josephus personally knew it to be fact - in fact it recounts how the christians believe that the disciples told of Jesus. So second/third hand information at least by the time it reached Josephus if he actually wrote it.

      As such, why should I consider the Bible more historically valid than any other religious text with no other evidence supporting it?

      And lastly: Give me a single statement from the Bible that "science did not discover until about 3-4 hundred years ago".

    219. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

      When will we understand that in science, a theory is something that can be proven, not an "idea" (which is refered to in science as a hypothesis).

      And yes, evolution can be proven using the historic record.

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    220. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like Nuclear THEORY, the THEORY OF Realativity, etc...

      What a scientific THEORY basically means is a hypothesis has been thoroughly tested and no contradictions to it has been found, but we are only 99.99999% sure. There may be an exception to the THEORY despite thorough testing and supporting FACTS.

    221. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by zxnos · · Score: 1

      right, dating methods have always been 'iffy' (to use the 'technical' term) but this is a discussion about generally accepted science and religeous points of view. at least to me it is.

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    222. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by katharsis83 · · Score: 1

      I can think of a statement offhand when the Bible is taken literally (which so many fundamentalists of course do).

      Counting the general dates of the bible don't match up; there is scientific FACT that the earth is more than a few thousand years old.

      Also, to counter the BS of people calling evolution "just a THEORY," keep in mind that a theory is very different in science than in layman's terms. A theory in science is a hypothesis that has been rigorously tested and has been found to withstand critical inquiry.

      I challenge you to give me peer-reviewed scientific evidence for the accuracy of the Bible.

    223. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, nomads lived quite a lot longer, average life span was around 50-60 i think, if you disregard children under 3, many many children under that age died because they werent immune to the diseases that were around at the time. also, many of the diseases that killed people first came off of animals, which would happen increasingly when humans were near a large number of animals for a long time. Nomads ate a balanced diet, while farmers and settled people ate mostly wheat/bread.

    224. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe this shit got modded 3: Informative. Author of parent is highly uninformed about the terminology of science. Do yourself a favor and look at a technical dictionary for the definition of "Theory".

      So much for intellectualism on /.

    225. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by zxnos · · Score: 1

      so, by that article and the word 'yom' the earth could be billions of years old while man has only been around for the last 6-15k. what is the length of time during which the bible was written? the word 'yom' could have evolved to mean something else more specific as time passed.

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    226. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by klipsch_gmx · · Score: 1

      So, Jesus came to take away our sins. Therefore, every baptised Christian is immortal?

      Well, you're close. Baptism does not directly imply or cause that you believe in Christ as your savior. However, John 3:16, among other passages, confirms what you are saying:

      "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

    227. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, when Shekhem came in from the fields having been gored by an ox, do you think he would say, "Ouch, I think I broke a non-specific bone on the left side of my torso for which we have not seen fit to make up a word"?

      I think what he would have said would have been more on the lines of:

      "AAAAAARRRGHGHGHGHH! AAAAIIIEEEE!!! OH ARRRRRGHGGHHHH! MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!"

    228. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by pkhuong · · Score: 1

      Of course not. We still don't know what the bible says for sure. Once people can agree on a single falsifiable meaning, maybe a "fact" could contradict it. In the meantime, it's pretty hard to contradict something that doesn't mean anything precisely.

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    229. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the SuperBibleToolbar for Firefox 1.0 http://www.karlherrick.com/superbibletoolbar/

    230. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by robertjw · · Score: 1

      First of all, you're correct - Jesus wasn't born in winter. Shepherds were out tending their flocks, which they wouldn't be doing in the rainy/snowy winter season.

      That goes along with what I've been taught. I'm just not sure what the local climate was/is. I didn't think Israel got much snow, even in December, maybe someone out there can confirm. Would sheperds only be in the field during the summer months?

      Jehovah's Witnesses are not freaks any more than anyone else...

      Nothing personal, my comment on was more focused toward the perception of Jehovah's Witnesses in my grade school. OTOH not sure I understand the appeal of a religion that is constantly pinpointing the end of the world and are wrong.

    231. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by bcmm · · Score: 1

      This is an error which really gets on my nerves, along with "theory of relativity" and others. You are confusing the popular and scientific meanings of the word "theory". The normal use of the word "theory" is to mean what a scientist would call a "theorem": an untested idea that someone just thought of. The scientific usage of "theory" is an idea that is believed because it explains some observation and has not yet contradicted any observations.

      The thing about evolution specificly is that now that Darwin has suggested it it is obvious.

      1) You must believe in the inheritance of some characteristics because you see that people look like their parents. Many diseases run in families. Very obvious changes are brought about by selective breeding in dogs.

      2) If everyone with a certain characteristic doesn't produce offspring for whatever reason then that characteristic is not inherited by anyone. The next generation doesn't have it.

      Don't the above points demonstrate that selection must take place? And that is before even considering the fossil record.



      P.S. If you want another "FACT", the earth is really not 6000 years old.

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    232. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Again, good points. You are absolutely right about many of the Jewish laws. Judaism was so concerned about breaking the law that they would make laws for themselves to make sure they didn't even get close to breaking the laws. e.g. "Do not take the Lord's name in vain" is a law, but the rabbi's took it to the extreme that you could not say or write God. If you see many Jewish texts God will be written G-d. Some of it borders on ridiculous and contradictory.

      Personally, having much teaching in christianity, and being a reasonably intelligent person, I cannot tell you of one place where there is a blatant contradiction in the Bible. When other people start adding junk to it you start getting these contradictions.

    233. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What difference does it make if it is still living? If you are eating it, it will be dead soon enough.

    234. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I did read your link, and found it a quite facinating piece of science fiction. The links I listed were just the first few that turned up in a search. Here, try this one for a more comprehensive rebuttal of the creationist arguments.
      Sorry, but there is just way too much evidence for an old Earth than a young one.

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      Laziness is the father.
    235. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth (and for that matter, Homo sapiens) is far older than ten thousand years. One can read Genesis metaphorically and find no contradiction between that and science. However, a literal Genesis is definitely at odds with the facts. If you've decided to pit your religion against science, your religion loses.

      Also, note that there is no irrefutable evidence against a statue of Lenin orbiting Pluto. Does this mean that it's reasonable to believe that there actually is a statue of Lenin orbiting Pluto?

    236. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget that evolution is a THEORY.

      Next time, learn what a theory is before you embarass yourself. This goes double for whoever was dishonest enough to mod this up. A theory is not a guess or a conjecture, but is an explanatory network with predictive power. Theories that last for decades tend to build up a substantive body of supporting evidence. As for your other two lies, I can only suggest that you look at your arguments skeptically.
    237. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that some troll modded it 'flamebait', it appears he certainly was correct in fearing repercussions.

      Gee, weren't conservatives whining about how slashdot is sooooo liberal just a few weeks ago?

    238. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing how almost no geologists agree with you on this point. Amazing how the only people who believe that the Earth is a few thousand years old do so not because of facts and reason, but because of their faith.

      Read AiG's statement of faith. Gee, sorta takes them out of the running when it comes to actual science, doesn't it?

    239. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Xeriar · · Score: 1

      1. For any other 'year' based on the moon, the planets, etc, the ages of all the bible heroes could be recalculated, and then shown to be normal. I haven't seen any one do this yet.

      It's been done quite a few times. It's not a year based on the moon as far as I understand it but rather a scribal error akin to adding an extra zero on, or similar misinterpretation. Regardless, the ages turned out perfectly reasonable (linging them up with the Sumerian Kinglist).

      It's hard to hunt down a good link because there's all this new age stuff in the way :-(

    240. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this informative? It merely shows that the poster misunderstands science as a whole. Anyone who dismisses a scientific theory because "it's just a theory" clearly doesn't know what a theory is.

    241. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If God created the Earth, the stars, and the universe, he can easily make the Moon blow up last Tuesday. If you believed that God made the Moon blow up lasy Tuesday, would that make you stupid or uneducated?

      Quite frankly, it would. All available evidence shows that the Moon has not been blown up, let alone by God. By the same token, your belief in Noah's flood and Jonah's wild ride do indeed make you look stupid and uneducated. Perhaps worse, it makes other Christians look stupid and uneducated.

    242. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      I do not doubt that many past texts also document elves, fairies and various other monsters. I'm not quite sure what that has to do with reality, however...

      And I think the notion that people lived much longer 2000 years ago is, quite frankly, silly.

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    243. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Samrobb · · Score: 1
      When the Bible lists something historical that is corroborated by independent evidence, the _only_ thing you can conclude is that the Bible has some independently-corroborated historical facts listed in it - you can't honestly conclude that anything else the Bible says is true.

      Understood - what I'm pointing out is that even if you don't think the Bible is the word of God, it has still shown itself to be an accurate historical document. I'll concede that, if you treat it as a purely historical document, some portions of the Bible have more independent corroboration than others, and would be regarded as more trustworthy by secular scholars.

      Given that, if the Bible says that so-and-so was ruler of Samaria at some time, and there's no other historical evidence for that particular assertion one way or another, then I would think that even a secular scholar shouldn't have much of a problem with citing the Bible as as a relevant source.

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    244. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Oh, the irony.

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    245. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Teh+Anonymous+Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you believe everything you read from a translated book. Please Die.

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    246. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      I think blincoln was implying that the medics who saw thousands of mangled bodies on the battlefield couldn't help learning something about anatomy.

      If old Hebrew did have a word for "rib" then there was a good chance the word was coined on the battlefield.

    247. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Various forms of ancient Hebrew had between 8,000 and 20,000 words. Custom then (as now) was that the dead was to be buried within 24-hrs of death, preferably before the next sundown. There really wasn't much knowledge of the human body excepting outwardly visible parts.

      Oh, so they must have no word describing a "rib". I'm sure there were no butchers and chefs back then and no one ate animals... *sigh*

    248. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but I can feel my ribs. And the really crazy part is that in order to do so I didn't involve either cutting or death.

      I don't know baout you, but I ate rigs the other day. I'm sure that ancient people didn't have words for parts of food because there really wasn't much knowledge of the human body excepting outwardly visible parts... My God, what a bullshit!

    249. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      I hate that comparison of WHisspers!!!

      Its dumb and stupid because;

      Whispering introduces 'hearable' noise, and stories passed down from generations itntroduces 'mental/language' noise, two completely different things, one being a physical data loss, one being a more processed memory based loss.

      Its a nice simple metaphore for 8 year olds, but isnt very scientific for REAL MEN.

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    250. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I wonder if several millenia from now they will interpret the Gospel of "The Highlander" to mean that a few immortals walked the earth...

      Which brings another point. Maybe the authors of the bible didn't intend to have their works taken literally, but instead use hyperbole as a means of stressing certain points. Could make sense considering that with a vocabulary of 8,000 to 12,000 words adjetives must have not been plentiful (and you can only say great so many times...)

      - Chia God

    251. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, many Christian fables are adaptations of older stories. Consider Mithras, for example, a Persian God sent by Zoroathrus to be man's saviour. He was born of a virgin mother and in some traditions would sometimes shut himself in a cave and emerge a year later, born anew. It's pretty hard to take any of it seriously.

      I call bulshit! From wikipedia.org/Mithras: "Mithras was the central savior god of Mithraism, a syncretic Hellenistic mystery religion of male initiates that developed in the Eastern Mediterranean in the 2nd and 1st centuries BC and was practiced in the Roman Empire from the 1st century BC to the 5th century AD. Parthian coins and documents bear a double date with a 64 year interval that represents Mithra's ascension to heaven, traditionally given as the equivalent of 208 BC, 64 years after his birth. The name Mithras was adapted from the Persian god Mithra, the mediator between Ahura Mazda and the earth, the guarantor of human contracts, although in Mithraism much was added to the original elements of Mithra. However, some of the attributes of Roman Mithras may have been taken from other Eastern cults: for example, the heavy Mithraist use of astrology strongly suggests syncretism with star-oriented Mesopotamian or Anatolian religions. At least some of this syncretism may have already been underway when the cult was adopted in the West." If you know something more, why won't you share with the rest of us?

    252. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God moves in mysterious ways.

    253. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I'm confused, how do you score informative with a total lack of content in your statement? Really, what is so extrodinary about a book that is incoherent at best. Three or four hundred years ago - are you talking about a guy who posed that the earth was not, in fact, actually flat, but rather an insignificant spec amongst an incomprehensible number of specs.

      You were not alive 3 or 4 hundred years ago, where is your proof. Books, mere stories, they don't cut it, I want solid evidence over faith.

      (I may be off on a tangent here, and actually have no idea what you are talking about - not meaning to offend by the way.)

    254. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      You know, having a top secret security clearance gives one access to privvy information. I'm not talking about the aliens at area 51, know nothing about them, rather the little blue bastards in the basement at Pine Gap. They are infact, quite stunningly boring, and, by the way, do not believe in god. :-)

      A little less seriously, the government has no evidence to suggest god really does exist - well, at least not in any of the sigint crud I read all day. It's all just numbers, gossip, and 'this is the HFDF net, not the damned internet - now get back to work...'

    255. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Most people only think they know what they believe in. Those that try to know more, have my respect.

      But Faith logically unproveable (and unknowable) otherwise it wouldn't be faith but fact.

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    256. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't get near Tau Ceti 5! That is, if you're not a wrench-waving soldier with r-grade implants...

      PS. System Shock 2 reference

    257. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by back_pages · · Score: 1
      By the way - the term "LORD" is the English substitution for YHWH = Yahweh, the name of God revealed to Abraham. The term God by itself indicates the original text read "Adonai", the word for "god" (not capitalized, but referring to the same old guy living in the clouds). Notice that the story of Abraham happens AFTER the flood, however the story of the flood includes (in English) "LORD", meaning that parts of the story were written after (or during) the time of Abraham.

    258. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...see butterflies of england....

      What you are talking about is adaptation. That is well esablished. There are genetic boundaries that have never been observed to be crossed. There are many kinds of dogs, but none has ever become a cat. The Biblical "kinds" is note neccessarily what we commonly call "species". Living things are amazingly adaptable, but that adpatation is not evolution as commonly taught in our schools.

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    259. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...Give me a single statement from the Bible that "science did not discover until about 3-4 hundred years ago"...

      None the myths about what supports the Earth that abounded in the ancient world are found in the Word of God. Man has always had very imaginative ideas about the foundation of the Earth. Some believed that it rested on elephants or on the backs of turtles.
      The Greeks believed that Atlas was the one who carried the Earth on his shoulders. In the book of Job, the oldest book of the Bible we are told:
      Job 26:7 He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; he suspends the earth over nothing. (NIV translation)

      God tells us in Isaiah 40:22 (above) that the earth is not flat like the scientists of Isaiah's day thought, but is circular. Indeed the Hebrew word chwug (pronounced --> khoog) literally means spherical, like an orange or apple. It was 1700 years later that a Greek mathematician named Erathenes proved that the earth must be spherical.

      Before the invention of the telescope and its use by Galileo in 1610 to study the stars, astronomers counted the stars they could see with the unaided eye and made star charts with about 6000 stars. These charts existed in Jeremiah's day already. Yet Jeremiah, speaking truth from God contradicts all scientists of his time in:
      Jeremiah 33:22 I will make the descendants of David my servant and the Levites who minister before me as countless as the stars of the sky and as measureless as the sand on the seashore.
      Jeremiah 33:22 As the host of heaven cannot be numbered, neither the sand of the sea measured: so will I multiply the seed of David my servant, and the Levites that minister unto me.
      Today's modern telescopes reveal hundreds of billions of galaxies each one of which has hundreds of billions of stars. Even with modern technology it is a fact that the stars cannot be numbered. Also consider that numbered is not the same as counted and knowing the total. Numbering implies that each item (stars here) is individually identified. Jesus also said that the hairs on your head are numbered, not just counted.

      I could give you more examples, but these should suffice for now

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    260. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...has not yet contradicted any observations...

      There happen to many observations that contradict evolution. In order to have a place where live could "evolve" as is commonly believed a number of conditions must be met. In the mathematics of statistics it is generally agreed that if the probability of a series of events is less than 10x-50th it is deemed to be impossible. There are only about 10x80th atoms estimated to be in the entire known universe.

      So what are some of the conditions needed to have life?

      Some have postulated that the chemistry of life could be based on elements other than carbon and thus allow for a greater latitude of temperature. However, the extremely complex structures needed for storing the information codes in living cells cannot be built in any other way than with the element the Creator made for just this purpose.

      The electromagnetic force holds the electrons to the nucleus and the atoms to each other. If this were a little smaller, the atoms could not combine to form molecules since the latter would fall apart too readily. A larger force would prevent atoms from "sharing" their electrons in order to form molecules. Either way, there could be no life.

      The strong nuclear force holds the inner parts of all atoms together. If this nuclear force were slightly less, then the larger atoms would not hold together to make heavy elements. A stronger force would make hydrogen (and thus water) rare.

      The mass (weight) relationship between protons and electrons (parts of the atom) is exactly 1836 times. If protons were either heavier or lighter than this precise ratio, no molecules, and hence no life could exist.

      These are only a few of the very basic relationships in the atomic realm that need to be exactly right. Then there are the characteristics of the soalr system and our planet:

      Only one parent star ( our sun) per planetary system please. More than one would result in irregular planetary orbits, less than one makes it way too cold for life. Another sun sized star closer than about 3.8 light years would mess up the earth's orbit and make the long term climate of Earth inhospitable to life. Only about half of all the stars in the universe qualify on this distance specification. The Creator gave us only one sun and made sure that the nearest other star is over 4 light years distant.

      The mass of the sun has to be just so. Too large a sun would cause the energy output of the sun to vary more than living things could stand. A too tiny sun would force the Earth to be too close to the sun to get enough heat for life. This would mess up the rotation time of the earth tending to make a day and a year the same length, such as the planet Mercury. Also excessive tidal forces that would eradicate all life.

      The color (surface temperature) of the sun has to be just so. Too much red light (cool) or too blue, (hot) and the plants would not be able to use sunlight to make food. (photosynthesis needs just the right light) If the light were not as it is, then nothing green would grow on Earth.

      The gravity at the surface of the planet must be just so. Too strong gravity causes the atmosphere to contain too much methane and ammonia, both very poisonous to life. Jupiter for example has too much gravity and its atmosphere is mostly ammonia and methane. Too little gravity will produce a planet like Mars with too little water.

      Above are only a small sampling of the many parameters I could list that must be exactly right in order to just have the conditions where life could exist. If you figure out the probabilities of all of these being as they are without some intelligent thought, it is many orders of magnitude smaller than all the atoms in the known universe.

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    261. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      I have an interesting take on this for use when I want to take the Bible literally yet allow the universe to have existed for several billion years.

      There are passages in the Bible that say that when God says he will do something, it happens. It may not happen immediately, but it will happen.

      So if God says on day one, let there be light, light happens. It may not happen till after day three, when God says, 'let there be lights in the sky.'

      He says on day 5 (?) 'let the earth be filled with animals.' The process takes several billion years, but in God's time, that's nothing. He's not going to get bored waiting.

      And so on and....

      The passages that say 'And God looked at what he'd done, and saw that it was good' can be understood parenthetically---in Hebrew they could refer to a time when creation was finished.

      Now this doesn't quite answer everything, but I haven't heard a young-earther come up with an explanation why it couldn't be so. And it involves a lot of rhetorical stuff that Christians will respect, if not agree with.

      I left the whole creation thing behind years ago, but this argument is very useful when I'm trying to get along with some otherwise great people who have some, erm, interesting views on our origins.

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      Cogito, ergo sig.

    262. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by plog · · Score: 1
      What do you mean by version? and which versions do you mean?

      Genesis 1:26-28 - creation, simultaneously, of people, male & female.

      Genesis 2:5-8 - creation of female from part of male.

      There are other discrepancies in the creation account, leading to all kinds of mental gymnastics over the centuries aimed at exegetical harmony. An example of one approach is a conclusion that they are two different acts, that the first creation of female produced Lilith, not Eve. (Her implied equality in the first version provided fuel for all kinds of doctrine about obedience and the nastiness of uppity women.)

      Some scholars argue that the first version was ancient, the version extant before the Hebrews made their book, and that the second version was rabbinical. YMMV. Have fun tracking down the details.

    263. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...rigorously tested and has been found to withstand critical inquiry...

      There are a number of sciences that have found the "theory of evolution" flatly contradicting the evidence of observations and practice. For example, the evolutionary theory has no plausible explanation for the origin of information. Since here at /. everybody knows a lot about computers and their design I use that example.

      If all the detailed design information to design a disk drive can only be found on a disk drive, how does the first drive get built? What comes first, the information to build the drive or the drive to store the information on? A designer has to have the information on how to build the drive, make one and store the information thereon so more drives can be built by using this detailed design data.

      This is the situation with the DNA. The DNA stores a digital ( not binary but 4 level) code of how to make proteins. However, DNA itself is made from proteins. So what came first, the DNA to store the codes defining proteins or the proteins of the DNA so the codes can be stored to make more DNA. Chicken and egg?

      Matter plus energy cannot make life. There must be added immense amounts of INFORMATION. This can only come from a source of intelligence. A computer without the information input from an intelligent programmer is only an expensive doorstop. It is the programs therein that determine its function and gives it "life", not the hardware itself. The existence of software emulators shows that the hardware is secondary to the software.

      Individually, the atoms in your body and mine are indistinguishable. It is only their arrangement, governed by the information stored in the DNA molecular software storage system than makes us different. This information originally came from a MIND just as the information in a computer. Software has no mass and therefore is not subject to the laws of physics. An erased randomized disk will be exactly the same weight as one with gigabytes of information. So it is with you, the real you runs in a piece of corruptible hardware that will eventually cease to operate, but the information that represents you can be transmitted and preserved forever. The capabilites of the hardware limit the performance of the software, but if you get a better hardware, then the software will perform better and can be upgraded to new, even now unimagined functions. The Bible speaks of resurrection, of a new and better hardware (body) where the upgraded software (you) can someday operate.

      You can believe in impersonal random evolution or that you were made by a highly intelligent designer who has great plans for you here in time and beyond the limits of time and space. I choose to believe the latter.

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    264. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...a theory is something that can be proven...

      Indeed that is true and therefore, since evolution cannot be "proven" by any kind of experiment it is misnamed and should be called a conjecture or hypothethis.

      Nobody has ever made even a single living cell from non-living matter, yet evolution preaches that this is what happened.

      No fossils are being made anywhere today, because when something that was once alive dies, it decays, yet the evolutionary conjecture says that fossils were made over vast periods of time by processes that cannot be duplicated in the lab.

      Evolution, as it being preached today requires uniformitarian thinking, yet there is plenty of evidence for some rather
      large discontinuities and catastrophies that account for such finds as quick frozen mammoths in the ground of Siberia.

      Nobody has ever evolved a reptile into a bird or has experimantally demonstrated any of the other nonsense evolutionists preach.

      Electromagentic theory, relativity, gravity and many other real theories can be and have been experimentally verified, but evolution has NEVER been duplicated in any lab.

      Evolutionists will postulate immense time periods to get around these problems, but the laws of entropy make time work against anything simple becoming more complex.

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    265. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ... the earth is really not 6000 years old...

      If you want to measure anything, you must be sure that the measuring device doesn't change. To measure time we use clocks based on regular motion. All motion is governed either by gravitational forces or atomic forces. The gravitational equations do not have terms involving time, but he equations of the atomic behavior do. If any of these "constants" governing the atom are variable, then the clocks, such as radioactive decay are also variable. There is evidence that some of these "constants" are not invariant but have caused these "clocks" to slow down over time. Gravitational clocks, such as tree-ring data from the ancient bristle cone pines of the White Mountains of California corroberate the approximate 6000 year time frame remarkably well, yet mineral decay data give their age a much greater value. From red-shift data it appears that atomic clocks ran as much as 100 million time faster when the Universe was young. Time itself is affected by mass, accelleration and gravity. Therefore all the figures of immense periods of atomic time have to be compensated for and may not be all that great.

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    266. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by archangel77 · · Score: 1

      There is also a theory that some jewish sect was so "impressed" with the pagan cults of reborn gods that they created their own - and thus christianity was born. I find that rather far-fetched but the book was an interesting read nevertheless.

    267. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pssst 3x6 = 18... just thought you should know.

    268. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by bcmm · · Score: 1

      But there is about 6000 years of (semi) recorded history of human settlement (i.e. large scale settlement in cities), and the fossil record shows that recognisable modern humans have been around several times longer than that.

      And anyway, the universe is definitely more than a week older than humanity. Although a creationist geek should be capable of working out something convincing envolving a decreasing speed of light and some kind of gravitational lensing to discount all astronomical observation...

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    269. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by bcmm · · Score: 1

      You make four points in four sentences in the first paragraph. You have only connected the first two.

      I will admit that it is very strange about the physical constants, but we do not yet know that they are not connected in some unknown way. Lets let the physicists look into that for a few decades before jumping to conclusions shall we? Also, that looks like tuning for maximum complexity, rather than an attempt to produce humanity.

      Furthermore, the anthropic principle can be taken too far, but isn't it fair enough to say that life evolved in this solar system because this one was suitable? There is a reason I can't say "Look at this planet, completely unsuitable for life, this disproves creation", and it's that we didn't evolve there. And plants are green because there is a lot of green light about, not the other way around.

      In response to your last paragraph: show me the maths!

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    270. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      The pagan traditions were adopted into Christianity by the Catholic church. The reason for this was that the church was converting massive numbers of people, and the people held on to old traditions. The same thing happens in Latin America now.

      It is no coincidence that Christmas falls near the Winter solstice. It is no coincidence that the Catholics hail Mary. There were a number of Mother/Son-based-God pagan religions around.

      To Christians, though, the only holidays that really matter are Good Friday and Easter. The other Christian holidays that are celebrated by the secular world are really just adopted fluff.

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    271. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by arminw · · Score: 1

      ...And plants are green because there is a lot of green light...

      Actually, plants are green because they REFLECT the green light. The energy of the photons (color) has to be matched to the molecular binding energies in order for the molecules to capture and store a significant portion of the energy. You can think of it as a kind of molecular resonant circuit. The random probabilites that these energies should match is the akin to randomly trying to create a resonant circuit to respond to a particular radio station.

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    272. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Hey, maybe science is to blame, but remember, these Jews just escaped from Egypt, a land full of witch doctors and cures involving spreading manure into open wounds.

      As for the battle you mention, remember, Daniel prophesied that Alexander would defeat the Persians. The Jews showed him those texts and got him to spare Jerusalem.

    273. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Sinner · · Score: 1
      which could be caused by the continuing sin decay of creation.
      ... None of that is going to mean much to unbelievers, of course.
      You sure got that right. So, explain to me again, what is the difference between your fairytales and the Scientologists' stories of "Xenu"? Oh yeah, I forgot, yours are older.
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    274. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      You're a whack-job. A real, certifiable grade A 100% lunatic whacko.

      You must be new here.

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    275. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Vacindak · · Score: 1

      Another interesting thing to note is that many people would suggest that Genesis 6:3 indicates that God reduced the lifespan of mankind to 120 years around the time of the Flood. The NIV reads: Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal; his days will be a hundred and twenty years." However, the NET (geekiest translation of the Bible ever) reads: So the Lord said, "My spirit will not remain in mankind indefinitely since they are mortal. They will remain for one hundred and twenty more years." And supplies the following translator note: Heb "his days will be one hundred and twenty years." Some interpret this to mean that the age expectancy of people from this point on would be one hundred twenty, but neither the subsequent narrative nor reality favors this. It is more likely that this refers to the time remaining between this announcement of judgment and the coming of the flood. However, I don't really buy that a gross mistranslation of the magnitude you suggest could have occurred, especially since Genesis was originally written in Hebrew and stayed in the original Hebrew (supposedly by Moses) for a very, very long time. Long enough to produce a substantial manuscript record that tends to indicate very few transcription errors. If you want to argue that there were inaccuracies to the tune of a few months or so due to using a lunar calendar, OK, I'll bite. But a discrepancy of just under 900 years is almost laughable. This kind of error would have been noticed and documented long ago if it existed. The Bible has plenty enough opponents scouring it to spy something like this.

    276. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Tassach · · Score: 1
      why do so christians believe that evolution contradicts the bible?
      Because the popular (dominant?) charismatic/evangelical/fundimentalist Christian sects [You know, the ones who're currently running the country] belive that the Bible is the literal and inerrant Word of God, and that the King James Version is (a|the only) divinely-inspired translation thereof.

      No amount of proof or logical argments will work on these people their minds are so infected by their superstition that the are unable to seperate fact from fantasy. They are unwilling, or unable, to accept or comprehend any evidence which might contridict their prejudices. Their belief system has poisoned their brains, leaving them incapable of critical thinking or rational thought processes.

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    277. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, thats just plain weird. It did it again. Trying HTML this time, instead of text: http://www.answersingenesis.org/creation/v23/i1/ho wold.asp

      Somehow, it doesn't surprise me that you didn't notice a big bold

      "URLs <URL:http://example.com/> will auto-link a URL"

      right next to the Submit button, or that you didn't actually use HTML while you were "trying HTML this time." It doesn't really surprise considering the fact that you are just trying to post a link to the most hilarious piece of pseudoscience I have ever read.

      Here, let me help you:

      The earth: how old does it look?

      A short summary: It's an article from the Creation Magazine published on the Answers in Genesis website: "Answers in Genesis is a Christian apologetics ministry that equips the church to uphold the authority of the Bible from the very first verse. The thousands of articles and media programs on this site answer questions about creation/evolution, dinosaurs, and much more." This website in general, and this article in particular, is a perfect example of pseudoscience. You may want to read "Creation vs. evolution debate" article and "Creation vs. evolution debate" discussion on Wikipedia to get some insight and see how ridiculous your beliefs are when you are trying to masquerade your faith as science (which, nota bene, is a hearsay). I am a Christian, a Roman Catholic, and I find it insulting that you and other scum bags are trying to make my Faith irrelevant by trying to "prove" it scientifically, and effectively making my faith absurd by failing to prove it. Old Earth and old Universe (by which I mean many billions of years) as well as Darwinian evolution has already been accepted by Vatican and Pope John Paul II, just like heliocentrism once defended by Copernicus, Galileo, and Kepler, and later accepted by Vatican, so now do us Christians a favor and please kindly accept evolution just like Pope and stop making all of us Christians look like utter fools and morons fighting with science. Thank you!

    278. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 0
      There really wasn't much knowledge of the human body excepting outwardly visible parts.
      My ribs are outwardly visible, but then I'm not American.
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    279. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The main issue is when they say rib, it may have meant referred to something else as well, even if they perfectly understood it, the colloquial meaning may be different.
      If they could be that vague about something concrete that they can feel & see on their own bodies and eat from those of animals, how reliable is the rest of the Bible?
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    280. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by droolfool · · Score: 1

      hehehe that was a good one :P

    281. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      Traditionally, it's been understood that Moses wrote and/or compiled the Pentateuch. Coming well after Abraham, Moses would have understood YHWH.

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    282. Re:See only the Bible for answers. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      He doesn't say there that they can't eat animals.

      You're technically correct, but He tells them what they can eat. He says every seed-bearing plant, except for the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

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  2. I know what his plan is! by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mommy told me the secret....eat your veggies!

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    1. Re:I know what his plan is! by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      Either way, I wonder how helpful this will really be, and what does 'aging' include? I mean, will we still get senile, or is it just our bodies that stay young, and how many bodily 'disfunctions' (for lack of a better word) are caused by the brain deteriating (sp?)?
      Still.. Wow. This is a damn cool story, and I for one welcome our new millenia-old-people.
      Oh, and one more thing.. Population disaster; rising ocean levels, increasing population.. where are we all going to fit? Personally, I recommend we spend a great deal of money guiling giant plexiglass movable undersea bubbles that we can all live in, some with their own seas and inslands inside them.. but that's another story..

    2. Re:I know what his plan is! by da'+WINS+pimp · · Score: 1

      The oceans are a good start but why not Mars? Lets start planning now! Shoot with another 1000 yrs even a sub-light trip to Alpha Centuri is not out of the question.

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    3. Re:I know what his plan is! by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Aside from overpopulation (which is a major concern), don't forget:

      - Wealth accumulation: What's to stop a 1,000 year old man or woman from accumulating un unheard of amount of money and therefore becoming one of the most powerful people ever?

      - Social Security: I'm not going to pay a bunch of healthy and wealthy 200 year olds out of my taxes.

      - Gene pool overcrowding: With so many people around, many of whom belong to the same gene pool, won't this cause potential issues with inbreeding? I mean, your 12th cousin could end up being really hot.

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    4. Re:I know what his plan is! by KronicD · · Score: 1

      Nono! Thats not it, hes going to be reselling "Alex Chui's Immortality Rings!".

      Physical immortality is available now people!

      and it comes in the form of a referer scam!

      Note: This was intended to be funny, and yes these links are all part of the affiliate program to get me free immortality rings!

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    5. Re:I know what his plan is! by magarity · · Score: 1

      What's to stop a 1,000 year old man or woman from accumulating un unheard of amount of money

      What stops 50 year olds from doing this now?

      Read the HHGG: deposit a penny in a savings account and it becomes an absurd amount of money by the end of the universe. Anyway, if everyone is fabulously wealthy then inflation will kick into high gear and take care of it.

    6. Re:I know what his plan is! by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      Form what I've heard, genetically speaking it's safe to breed with your 2nd cousin. Some argue even your first cousin has enough diversity.

    7. Re:I know what his plan is! by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      Ummm, if everyone lived to be 1,000 then they would all have an equal opportunity to make money, and so no one person would become supremely powerful. If everyone has $1,000,000,000, then even an apple costs $1,000.

      Another way to look at it is this: yeah, an individual in that future society would command resources unimaginable to us today. But you and I command resources our great-grandparents would never have thought of: right now we are discussing events in realtime from around the world; ships bring us food out of season; machines make our clothes (heck, most of us have more and better clothing than Solomon ever had).

      A rising tide lifts all boats.

    8. Re:I know what his plan is! by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 1
      Social Security: I'm not going to pay a bunch of healthy and wealthy 200 year olds out of my taxes.

      Then you might end up in jail. I think that the current plans for Social Security, if they are ever implimented, might help solve that problem.

      People would be able (and are able for that matter) to work for their formitable years and live off the interest from their savings and investments for the rest of their years. The key is saving, investing smartly, and not spending more than the interest when you are living off of them.

  3. I hope the life is good... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I personally would rather live 50 good, full years, and die gracefully, than live 1000 years dependent on all sorts of pills and not really living life.

    1. Re:I hope the life is good... by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As someone who has already put 40 full years behind him, I'd liek to see another 960, thank you very much.

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    2. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of people are already living on pills, and they seem happy enough... It doesn't make your life miserable. If you needed crutches to walk, would you want to stop walking?

    3. Re:I hope the life is good... by Swamii · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I personally would rather live 50 good, full years, and die gracefully, than live 1000 years dependent on all sorts of pills and not really living life.

      $20 says Dr. Reducto will change his mind at 49. Any takers?

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    4. Re:I hope the life is good... by rackhamh · · Score: 1

      If you get extra years and aren't "really living life", isn't that kind of your own fault, not the pills?

    5. Re:I hope the life is good... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      Well, I am going to bet that a large part ofmy position is because I am an able-bodied 18 year old male, but I see older people with all their problems and I can't stand the thought of relying on pills to keep me alive.

      Also, I don't mean that I would want to just live for 50 years and die, I meant that I would prefer to live a full life and then die, rather than dragging on with the aid of pills/random therapy. However, the way they explain this, ti would seem as it would slow down the aging process as a whole.

    6. Re:I hope the life is good... by neitzsche · · Score: 1

      His article specicily mentions 60 year olds. Methinks he's clever in targeting people old enough to be scared of death, but still have a nest egg ready for the latest snake-oil fountain-of-youth. I think my parents subscribe to Prevention (I think that's it, anyhow) the magazine dedicated to such cure-alls.

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    7. Re:I hope the life is good... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, I am going to bet that a large part ofmy position is because I am an able-bodied 18 year old male,

      Bingo.

      but I see older people with all their problems and I can't stand the thought of relying on pills to keep me alive.

      And yet people do take pills to stay alive; obviously, for them, living with the infirmities of age is better than not living at all.

      Nobody is talking about forcing people to stay alive against their will. If you depend on a pill to stay alive, you can always stop taking it -- and generally, if you really want to die, you can always find a way to do so. (Yes, even if you're bedridden or quadriplegic; there are a lot of medically assisted suicides going on, all the time, no matter what the law says about it.) But most people want all the time they can possibly get, and I suspect you will too.

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    8. Re:I hope the life is good... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      It is much like how a 10 year old kid may see someone who is in their 30s who now needs to diet and exersize to stay healty. Why Bother living past 30 if all you have to do all this extra work to survive. That is why back in the 80 Drug campain didn't work to well because they put the fact that you could die early by taking drugs to scare the kids. But once they realize that usually until they are in their 30s - 60s they go to themself who want to be a old man sitting on a rocking chair all day.

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    9. Re:I hope the life is good... by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Perception of ability and age is relative to your current age. Believe me, being half-way to becoming a couch-potato isn't half as worrying to me now at 30 as it would have been when I was 18.

      I think it depends as well on your lifestyle. If you are an active outdoors type, you might be upset about being unable to run as fast as you did. If you're more of a couch-potato, it's not really an issue.

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    10. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA:

      "And remember, none of that time would be lived in frailty and debility and dependence - you would be youthful, both physically and mentally, right up to the day you mis-time the speed of that oncoming lorry."

    11. Re:I hope the life is good... by Epistax · · Score: 1

      ...dependent on all sorts of pills and not really living life.

      The pink ones keep you from screaming.

    12. Re:I hope the life is good... by blackbear · · Score: 1
      I personally would rather live 50 good, full years...

      Why is this comment insightful?

      RTFA and see that the author claims this will not be the outcome.

      As for me, Roy Batty said it best; "I want more life... Fucker!"

    13. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one's forcing you to live 1000 years. You're quite welcome to croak after 50 and leave more room for the rest of us who like to hang around much longer. No really, please die, we'll even give you a grand funeral, promise.

    14. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right... With the use of pharmaceutical drugs by Americans (US & CAD) rising, it's like we're moving towards that already.


      I just hope these drugs taste like Flintstone vitamins, with the "fun" effects of MDMA, and the cool look of smiley faces (tongue hanging out :P).

    15. Re:I hope the life is good... by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, Woody Allen said it best:
      "People say I want to achieve immortality through my work. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying!"

      or something like that.

    16. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I personally would rather live 50 good, full years, and die gracefully, than live 1000 years dependent on all sorts of pills and not really living life.


      How exactly does pill-dependency preclude "living life?"

      I mean, if it takes you ten minutes a day to swallow all your pills...hell, if it takes you a full hour a day to get them all down....you still have plenty of time leftover to "live life."

    17. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are having to take pills and you feel great, then whats the problem?

      If the pills are just perpetuating your misery, however, because they keep you alive but don't keep you feeling good, energetic, happy, etc....then death may be a welcome alternative.

    18. Re:I hope the life is good... by geg81 · · Score: 1

      $20 says he is going to chnage his mind back again some time between age 69 and 99.

    19. Re:I hope the life is good... by raider_red · · Score: 1

      TFA talks about maintaining quality of life instead of simply extending it. The proposed therapies help retard the aging process and also repair the damage it causes. As a result, you could theoretically live for a thousand years and still be physically thirty.

      I have said on a number of occasions that I'd love to live to 110, as long as I can keep enjoying life. If I could live to 1010 and enjoy life the entire time, so much the better!

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    20. Re:I hope the life is good... by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      I personally would rather live 50 good, full years, and die gracefully, than live 1000 years dependent on all sorts of pills and not really living life.

      OH NOES!!11!1!

      You had your chance for good full years, but you chose instead to spend them posting on Slashdot.

      PS: where can I download Natalie Portman Furry Hentai from KaZaA? -- because unlike you, I have a life!

    21. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I guess if you plan to live that long adopting teenage girls and humping them is a good strategy. Wait, that sounds like a good idea NOW!

    22. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50 years ain't that old, kid. http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/

    23. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pills are not the problem. It's the pain, suffering and misery that the pills are being used to try to pacify. Except the pills don't do a very good job, at best they leave you in a state wehre you're conscious enough to know your life is about suffering.

    24. Re:I hope the life is good... by sh00z · · Score: 1

      If you *are* a couch potato at age 18, you probably *will* need a whole lot of pills to sustain a miserable existence by the time you're 60. Becoming an "active outdoors type" is the easiest way to stay healthy into old age. I'm in a lot better shape now (at age 40) than I was at 20, but it took a little slap in the face called lymphoma at 22 to wake me up. Having learned to appreciate life and stay active, I now fully expect to be climbing mountains into my 70's, and the thought of dying at 90 or so scares the bejeebers out of me.

    25. Re:I hope the life is good... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the nice, friendly Sandmen will help him see the wisdom of Renewal.

    26. Re:I hope the life is good... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Yepp Pills are not bad I have to take them everyday and do bood tests twice a day and I am not ready to die yet. I still like life. What I worry about is the human race being more and more selfish. I mean think of it we live for 1000 years what is the point of children? Each new child born in to the world brings a new fresh mind. Think about how many older people are stuck in the past. How dull would the world bet full of people over 100. How many would pine for the Good old days that never where.
      Just seems like a bad idea.

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    27. Re:I hope the life is good... by DaoudaW · · Score: 1

      I personally would rather live 50 good, full years, and die gracefully

      What makes you think that the first 50 years are more likely to be good and full than any other period of life? My wife, 50, and I, 48, just started bicycling more seriously the last couple of years. Last summer we rode 6 centuries and look forward to riding 1300 miles to the Atlantic coast next summer. We also enjoy Scrabble and are having the best games we've ever had; typically 2-3 bingos per game. We are reaping the benefits of lifelong learning and experience in all areas of our lives. Oh and did I mention having better sex now that we are empty nesters.

      I can truly say without a trace of irony, life begins at 50!

    28. Re:I hope the life is good... by Wetware · · Score: 1

      I think that something akin to Larry Niven's idea of Birthright Lotteries would work.

      People will die, either from extreme age, suicide, accident, what have you. Draw lots for the right to replace these.

      You might be able to earn birthrights in other ways. Do something amazing for humanity as a whole, such as invent transporters, weather control, or cheap space travel (which gets people off the planet).

      Fight duels to the death, birthright goes to the winner.

      Maybe birthrights are given to people with exceptional genetic characteristics such as perfect teeth or superior resistance to disease.

      Any other ideas?

    29. Re:I hope the life is good... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair points all, but I do wonder how much of this is the closed-door mentality at work. There's no surer way to make someone want something than to tell them they can't have it. Give everyone an effectively unlimited lifespan, and I suspect many of them will a) stop appreciating it and b) stop wanting it.

      You're right that it's not about health. It's about having a life worth living, which is not the same thing. I'm in my early 30s, never taken a sick day in my life, and I've been borderline suicidal for as long as I can remember.

      "if you really want to die, you can always find a way to do so" - true, but the stigmatization of suicide and the resultant need to do it covertly ends up making things much messier and more upsetting both for friends/relatives and for the police etc who have to clean up after you. If death became purely a matter of choice (or accident), rather than necessity, I would hope that mores would change to permit people to end their lives with dignity and consideration for others.

    30. Re:I hope the life is good... by Justice8096 · · Score: 1

      I am already taking three pills a day to stay alive (and I'm only 41). I also have had massive dietary and lifestyle changes.
      I can deal with it because I know that it isn't forever. The question is "can I stand it for 100 years" not "can I stand it forever". 100 years is the number I use because I know that I will probably die of something else by then.
      Now, ask me if I could stand it for 9900 years... I don't think that I'd bother on my own, for myself.
      Even with these problems repaired, there are things in my childhood that I might not be able to live with for even 200 years. And I don't think that this is all that uncommon.
      The only repair for that would be memory erasure - in which case, after removing all of the threads that led from that trauma, all I'd be an amnesiac with a lot of talents.
      The same thing would happen for most people. In 1000 years, do you think that you won't ever be brutally raped? Tortured? Suffer agony enough from an injury that you want to die? Or have to do or see something so terrible that you can't live with it?

    31. Re:I hope the life is good... by mikiN · · Score: 1

      Last summer we rode 6 centuries...

      Wow! I want one of those bicycle time machines! Where can I get one?

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  4. In Korea... by Ming_Mecca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only Old People... Oh, wait.

  5. In England, by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    dying is only for... Wait, I guess this meme is dead now. Good riddance.

  6. Not a good idea by truz24 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is a reason for people dying when they do. There would be major overpopulation if people were to live that long...

    1. Re:Not a good idea by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      One of the side effects of the treatment is shriveled genitals, so I don't think it will be a problem.

    2. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've got significant overpopulation problems now, without this.

    3. Re:Not a good idea by eln · · Score: 1

      The population of the Earth has continued to grow at an astonishing rate throughout human history, regardless of age expectancy. The rate may increase a little more, but overpopulation in general is inevitable regardless of age expectancy. In cultures where age expectancy is low and infant mortality is high, having as many children as possible is encouraged. This is not a coincidence.

      The human animal, like all animals, seeks to propagate itself on an instinctual level. The fact that we happen to be so damn good at it is why overpopulation has occurred and will continue to occur, regardless of other factors, short of total extinction.

    4. Re:Not a good idea by Saige · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a reason for people not flying.

      There is a reason for people not being able to see well.

      There is a reason people can't communicate with each other over long distances.

      Just because something has been a certain way, doesn't mean it's SUPPOSED to be that way. Sometimes, things just are the way they are. That is, until they change.

      Should the technology become available, you don't have to extend your life. You can live without all this fancy technology. BTW - you don't go to the hospital and stuff, do you? There is a reason for people dying from diseases, after all, and curing them would be unnatural and wrong.

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    5. Re:Not a good idea by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Trouble with Lichen is a very good book written by John Wyndham covering the social effects of the development of a treatment for ageing. Well worth the read. Someone else (I can't remember who) suggested that the price of immortality should be sterilisation (and this should only be available for people who have not already had children). While this may solve the problem (as long as the birth rate amongst the mortal population remains relatively constant), I imagine that the growing differences between mortal an immortal populations would quickly become insurmountable.

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    6. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but, two reasons we haven't started exploring outer space is because we die so quickly and we're too comfortable on Earth. If we were to live for 1000 years, many more of us would be willing to take the 100 years it takes to travel around space. Also, overpopulation will make us less comfortable on this planet, giving us the incentive to take more risks and go explore other solar systems and planets.

      I'd say there is a reason that we have the intelligence to find solutions to aging: because we are meant to eventually spread out into space...

    7. Re:Not a good idea by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Well... it would solve the social security problem.

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    8. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason for people not flying.

      Just like my grandfather used to say - "If God had intended man to fly, he would have given us airline tickets!"

    9. Re:Not a good idea by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      Wait a minute here. I don't know the actual numbers, but let's do a thought experiment.

      Right now, in one day, say four people die and eight are born. The population is growing, by four people a day.

      Now say we figure out how to keep people alive until they're 1000 years old. Assume the birth rate stays the same, eight people are still born, but only one dies (Say from an accident, or murder, or whatever). Now the population is growing by seven people a day. The population WILL increase, even though the 420-somethings aren't getting any.

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    10. Re:Not a good idea by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      I heard a stat once: There are more people alive on this planet right now than the total sum of everyone who has died in human history.

    11. Re:Not a good idea by kiatoa · · Score: 1

      Someone else (I can't remember who) suggested that the price of immortality should be sterilisation

      Nah, let people live as long as they want, BUT - as soon as they have kids they get signed up for dying in say 50 years.

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    12. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There are more people alive on this planet right now than the total sum of everyone who has died in human history.

      Only true if you're one of those who believe that the population of the Earth was 2 in 4004BC.

    13. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll use this stuff because it will benefit you. And by keeping you alive and sucking resources, it will hurt those who don't have access to it. 'Supposed' has nothing to do with it. Technology will exist and there will be consequences. Nothing you can do about it.

    14. Re:Not a good idea by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      There would be major overpopulation if people were to live that long...

      Thanks for the insight, Mr. Logan's Run.

    15. Re:Not a good idea by datastalker · · Score: 1

      why do you assume it is "unnatural and wrong"?

      Is it "unnatural and wrong" to cure polio? Or should we let people die early and deformed?

      Is it "unnatural and wrong" to want to cure cancer? Or should we just let people waste away and die horribly painful deaths?

      If you follow your "argument" to its natural conclusion, it is "unnatural and wrong" to cure just about anything. Or maybe you would like us to cure some things, but stop at a certain point?

      The ability to think, and to make the world adapt to us is a great human characteristic. The idea that we wouldn't use our talents to improve oursleves and our world is a specious one. If 10,000 years ago, our ancestors had decided that puttting sticks together in a cross-weave patterns over their heads was "unnatural and wrong", we'd all still be living outside wearing fur.

    16. Re:Not a good idea by Saige · · Score: 1

      I was being sarcastic toward the post I replied to.

      I don't see any difference between curing illness and curing aging. I don't think there's anything 'unnatural and wrong' about doing so, and look foward to what life is going to be like at the turn of the next milennium.

      As in, yes, I do expect them to figure out how to stop/reverse/compensate for aging in my lifetime.

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    17. Re:Not a good idea by HalliS · · Score: 1

      You do know that Saige (your parent poster) was being sarcastic in his answer to his parent poster, right?

      RTF first part of his comment, please.

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    18. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a believing Christian, but I do believe the grandparent has a point.

      Increased lifespans cause an increase in population. This has been the case in the past couple of decades, globally, even though lifespans have only been increased by 10-20 years, maximum.

    19. Re:Not a good idea by alexq · · Score: 1
      Hi!

      Just wanted to say that I showed this to some people I know (since I thought it was so well put), and they totally missed out on your sarcasm at the end.... Personally I thought it showed the point perfectly!

      So, warning to everyone else! Read the last paragraph!!!!!

    20. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad I used my mod points already. Did you even read the post you're responding to? Jeez

    21. Re:Not a good idea by Saige · · Score: 1

      d00d, saige is a ch1x0r. :)

      I have the license plate to prove it.

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    22. Re:Not a good idea by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Death was evolved as a species survival trait.

      Our bodies are pre-programmed to self destruct. Yeah, we gather damage and such as the years go by, but it's our own genetic code that tells our body, "Okay, you've lived long enough".

      Why? So that our offspring will have the resources we took up, and we deposit resources back into the food chain. If no one died, then there would be fewer resources, not to mention it would slow down the evolutionary process (especially with a mentality like some people have: kill everyone who is different).

      In fact, I would find it plausible that the earliest life forms on this planent may have been immortal. This would have worked for awhile until the sheer population numbers could not be supported by the environment.

      Death is not a curse, or evil. It's a survival trait.

      With all that said though, I fully expect us to reach a point where death due to old age will be a thing of the past. However, we would need to address many issues before we did. Resources, space, etc..

      Personally, I wouldn't mind living for at least a few hundred years to do the things I would like to do. :)

      But before that happens, I think our species has a little more growing up to do. :)

      ~X~
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    23. Re:Not a good idea by Saige · · Score: 1

      First, a nitpick - when you say "In fact, I would find it plausible that the earliest life forms on this planent may have been immortal.", you mean "unbounded lifespan" instead of immortal - cause they're still mortal, just that their various cellular mechanisms don't degrade or stop working along some sort of genetic schedule.

      Second, you're right, there would be evolutionary pressures against such life. By a generation dying off and making room for the next in regards to resources, it does help the overall forward evolution of the species.

      And as long as the genes in a lifeform allow it to live to reproductive age, and allow it to reproduce, then if the gene shuts off after a certain amount of time, there's no real harm - there is no evolutionary pressure against a gene that doesn't take effect/cease to work post-reproduction, and if it offers other benefits, the gene would propagate.

      But I don't think any of that is truly relevant anymore.

      Why? We as a species have come to a point that we no longer need to use evolutionary success as a guide as to the value of something. We have gained the technology to overcome various evolved features. Because we have evolved brains and bodies that allow us to understand the world around us and change it. And that ability is the strongest survival characteristic we have.

      Unbounding human lifespans will lead to new problems. But it will also lead to new opportunities. And perhaps we'll do some of this growing up you say we need to do when we can live longer, when people have more time to gain experiences, to consider ideas, and the like.

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    24. Re:Not a good idea by benna · · Score: 1

      An obvious riff on "If god had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates" from willy wonka. Such a great movie.

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    25. Re: Not a good idea by Alwin+Henseler · · Score: 1
      There's a reason people don't live 1000 years.

      Aging is a built-in process, but what is a useful lifespan? Darwin's 'survival of the fittest' hints at it. For a single creature it might help to live 1000 years, but not for a species as a group. The core of the matter: adaptation to the environment.

      With each generation, genes are remixed, and that gives an opportunity to adjust those genes to better match requirements. If creatures live short & reproduce quickly, then there are frequent opportunities to remix those genes, and the genetic package can quickly adapt to a changing environment (like in the case of bacteria). But if an environment is very static or isolated, it makes sense to remix the genes not too often, and have (or evolve towards) a long lifespan.

      So what's a useful lifespan? A period that is long enough to reproduce, and short enough, so that the re-mixing of genes can keep pace with the changing environment.

      If people would live 1000 years, it would also mean that human kind as a species would evolve at a much slower pace. That may not be a good idea. That is, if we disregard the option of genetic engineering to speed up the process...

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    26. Re: Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any cure for ageing is dependent upon successful use of genetic engineering.

      So, if we're going to live for 1000 years, we'll all be subject to that, and any question about evolution of our species becomes moot.

    27. Re:Not a good idea by Wetware · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I incorrectly posted this elsewhere.

      I think that something akin to Larry Niven's idea of Birthright Lotteries would work.

      People will die, either from extreme age, suicide, accident, what have you. Draw lots for the right to replace these.

      You might be able to earn birthrights in other ways. Do something amazing for humanity as a whole, such as invent transporters, weather control, or cheap space travel (which gets people off the planet).

      Fight duels to the death, birthright goes to the winner.

      Maybe birthrights are given to people with exceptional genetic characteristics such as perfect teeth or superior resistance to disease.

      Any other ideas?

    28. Re:Not a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, not the whole world.
      Only Florida would be overpopulated.

      - Chia God

    29. Re:Not a good idea by mikiN · · Score: 1

      You need a license plate to prove someone is female? Next you will need the color of the pills she takes to stop aging... err, never mind.

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  7. Would I want to? by Rosyna · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I'd want to live to be 1000. Bad enough to see the fall of the Commonwealth but to actually see the Abyss take over. I just don't think I could take it.

    Yeah, I love Trance. Wanna fight about it?

    1. Re:Would I want to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we would all live on sefra... wow it would suck

  8. Looks like thats two times.... by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... in my lifetime that I can see the Red Sox win the world series!

    1. Re:Looks like thats two times.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still waiting for the Colorado Rockies to make the playoffs......

    2. Re:Looks like thats two times.... by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

      Man, my Cubbies are going to win in 2977, 8 months after I die.

    3. Re:Looks like thats two times.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And who wants to see the y3k problem. NOT *I*...

  9. Yah but.. by A5un · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can we have eternal youth as well?

    1. Re:Yah but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. RTFA!

    2. Re:Yah but.. by hey! · · Score: 1

      Cancer is your genes' way of saying you've hung around too long.

      I shudder to think of the dental problems the first two hundred year old has.

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    3. Re:Yah but.. by Saige · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course. Aging is the process of the body breaking down, and if they cure aging, it's going to mean that your body stays in it's prime for a not longer. It doesn't mean we're going to spend 1000 years getting more and more frail - because people COULDN'T live 1000 years doing so, the body would fall apart completely before then.

      I don't see why everyone assumes that extending lifespans by huge amounts would result in extending just the tail end over that time. Damn Tithonus Syndrome.

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    4. Re:Yah but.. by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      Scientists are already cloning teeth and dental implants work pretty well.

      Lots of other mechanical aspects of humans wear down. Teeth are one of the easiest to fix. Joints are a lot tougher.

      The hairs that facillitate hearing die out, sweat/tear/saliva glands dry up, taste buds stop regenerating. I'd miss those a lot more.

  10. First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I live to be 1000 the technology behind underpants would finally be out of date.

    1. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Underpants XP, Powered by Microsoft!" Gives new meaning to computer viruses...

  11. There goes my retirement! by Duncan3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until they raise the retirement age to 980?

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    1. Re:There goes my retirement! by October_30th · · Score: 1

      And why would you want to retire?

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    2. Re:There goes my retirement! by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Retirement? Feh. What the the dangers of teen drivers they'll raise the driving age to 50, the voting age to 100 and the drinking age to some time in your third century. Now THAT would seriously suck.

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    3. Re:There goes my retirement! by Jazu · · Score: 1

      Uh... so you can stop working?

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    4. Re:There goes my retirement! by October_30th · · Score: 1

      And do what?

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    5. Re:There goes my retirement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have fun? You know, what you used to do as a teenager, but then you got a job?

    6. Re:There goes my retirement! by October_30th · · Score: 1
      Maybe I got a job that's different from what I used to like to do as a teenager...

      I still think that's the smartest move I've ever done.

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    7. Re:There goes my retirement! by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Forget mandatory retirement ages - you'll need to work until you have enough $$ to live on for the projected remainder of your life.

      This will finish off most national retirement plans (those that are still viable now), tho.

      If your house is paid off, you just need enough money for day-to-day stuff. I figure I'll be able to drop down to part-time work in less than 10 years, and maintain a better standard of living than I have now. That could well continue for N years, where N is 'until I get bored'

      Our current concept of retirement is based on trying to have a few years to enjoy what you've worked all your life for. That model would probably change with extremely long lifespans, but I think that'd be healthier anyway...

    8. Re:There goes my retirement! by Surt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, even if you think you own your house, you have to remember that when the young and propertyless get sufficiently desperate you also have to keep yourself supplied with ammunition, and probably paid guards.

      Alternatively, in a friendlier future, they might just vote to raise property taxes until everyone who owns property is forced back to work, and 'property' becomes essentially just a perk for working.

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    9. Re:There goes my retirement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The retirement age change is not relevant - social security will still be insolvent.

    10. Re:There goes my retirement! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long until they raise the retirement age to 980

      Ahh, 980 years of scrubbing toilets, flipping burgers, cleaning up piss and puke, I can't wait. Oh can you move for a second? I need to empty your trashcan.

    11. Re:There goes my retirement! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think we should maintain the same type of retirement plans, but pay them for a finite period of time, so people have to go back to work. The longer you work for someone, the longer you get to enjoy your retirement before you go back to work. Of course the real problem is going to be population pressure. Do we really want to end up living inside of a mechanized planet, the entire surface of which is used for growing foodstuffs?

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    12. Re:There goes my retirement! by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Screw inflated property values and lazy rent-seekers. *I* live on artificial island in the middle the ocean, you insensitive clod! I'm just waiting for the space elevator to finish getting built so I can finally move off this rock before President Jenna Bush liberates my little island of its liberty.

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    13. Re:There goes my retirement! by Saeger · · Score: 1

      I really doubt we'll still be growing food the old-fashioned way once ultra-efficient nanotech matures. And even without the coming technology to transcend biology, studies show that we'll reach zero population growth a few decades down the road (assuming oil production doesn't peak and crash by then, which is a stupid assumption).

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    14. Re:There goes my retirement! by tre4lien · · Score: 1

      they might just vote to raise property taxes until everyone who owns property is forced back to work

      In Canada, (and I suspect the USA too) this is already how it works.

      The capial cost of a home merely increases the cost of the home for the first 15 years or so, but over your lifespan, the biggest cost of a home is property tax. I think it is getting common for people to find other sources of income to replace work to keep the use of thier homes... like selling thier homes on retirement and then leasing the home back till death (I think this is called a "Reverse Mortgage" but I am not sure).

      The point is: this is only sustainable because actuarial science tells us that people typically die soon after retireing.

      As they say, only diamonds and taxes are forever. Property is a perk for working - not something you can get once and then keep without strings attached.
  12. Re:now i can do this! by stupidfoo · · Score: 1

    No, sorry, this is most likely another hoax!

  13. Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective... by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I wouldn't want to live to be 1000. That last century you spend in a nursing home probably would Suck with a capital "S".

    Seriously, given the likelyhood of an accident getting you, imagine the sort of life people would have to live to average living to 1000. Even if you could offer people a constant youthful physique and extreme longevity, how many of us are really going to make it to even 200? Unless you live your entire life underground in a room with little windows, never venturing forth into the world, something's going to get you. While this means that a huge number of /.'ers are relatively safe, the rest of us are still going to get ourselves killed going over the handlebar on our bikes or crashing our cars or walking in front of a bus or hitting trees skiing or etc.

    Aside from that, try to imagine the social, scientific and political stagnation that would occur from having old people not dying. Try to picture the economic devestation among young people (you think following the boomers sucks...), the lock-in of power among a few Very Oldsters... If people do start living to 1000, I think our real duty would be to start hunting them.

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  14. What would the Beatles think of this? by gatekeep · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 6-0-4?

    1. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brought tears to my eyes, in a good way.

    2. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      It wouldn't be too bad living that long with the kind of money they earned.

      I believe Sir Paul is buying his missus a plane for christmas.

      She's going to use it to shave her leg

    3. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Hmm, 640 years should be enough for anybody..

    4. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I lost an argument with my father back in 1976 about that song and the Beatles. I thought they wrote it, but it was old when they picked it up.
      It was around in the 40's at least.

      AC, trying to enlighten others. :)

    5. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Would you like the window or aisle seat?

    6. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      buu-dump, ting.

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    7. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're going to be a Vancouver, BC area code?

    8. Re:What would the Beatles think of this? by Zepalesque · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to thank you - That was one of my wedding songs :)

  15. What will happen... by CommanderData · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...when this technology is developed? Will it be shared freely with every person on the planet, or will you have to be one of the wealthy elite of a first-world-nation in order to be immortal? If the treatment is universally shared, what will be done about overpopulation of the planet? With birthrates where they are now, and no one dying of old age we'll need to move billions of people into space.

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    1. Re:What will happen... by stud9920 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Longer lifespan doesn't mean an exponential population explosion, neither does a longer fertility period. These just mean a finite growth that would stop at an equilibrium point. After that you would still grow exponentially, but not at a higher relative rate. Now if over the fertile lifespan, people decide to breed like rabbits, now you have a real explosive situation

    2. Re:What will happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      With birthrates where they are now, and no one dying of old age we'll need to move billions of people into space.

      It would be more fun to fling billions of people into space.
    3. Re:What will happen... by hodet · · Score: 1

      Kind of disturbing. Immortality for the elite. If you are rich or a genious you will be allowed to live. You will be part of the alpha population. The betas will be disposable and feed the alphas. They will sweep the sidewalks, donate a liver if needed and then be disposed of. Betas will wear dunce caps at all times just so they know who they are. Better yet tattoo a big B on the forehead at birth. Your future is mapped. I've had a flashback to grade10 and Brave New World. Much more probable then "Hey cool, we'll never die....we all live happily ever after". Pass the soma.

    4. Re:What will happen... by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      While I somewhat agree with your statements, there would quickly become a problem:

      As it stands right now, every person living on earth will be dead in 100 years. Since the population is stable (in some areas) to increasing (in many areas) in value throughout the world we'll still have 6+ billion people on earth 100 years from now- the children and grandchildren of those currently alive.

      Now, what happens when the first 6 billion don't *die*? Suddenly the population of the planet has doubled to over 12 billion in 100 years time. Can the earth handle this increased amount of resource use in such a short period of time? I doubt it. And it only gets worse with each generation beyond that.

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    5. Re:What will happen... by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Like most everything in the world, the rich will get it followed by everyone else.

      And yes, unless birthrates decline in proportion to the increased longevity, people will need to be sent off planet.

      Which conveniently enough is now possible due to increased life span.

      In fact, I wouldn't be suprised if astronaughts or voulenteer colonists wouldn't be some of the first to recieve such longevity; eventually becoming jaded with humanity and rebelling against the homeworld...

    6. Re:What will happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If the treatment is universally shared, what will be done about overpopulation of the planet?

      You can't just make matter. Where does the matter of a couple billion extra people come from? Well, the food they eat. If people keep breeding, starvation will keep them in check until people start to wise up. ...we'll need to move billions of people into space.

      We can't just move everyone into space. That's not even close to practical.

    7. Re:What will happen... by u-238 · · Score: 0

      All jokes aside, and I know this is going to induce some serious flaming, but it must be said:

      "If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood.."

      I think it's quite clear who he expects to benefit from this.

    8. Re:What will happen... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      The problem of resource scarcity has been with us for a long time, and it will be with us for a long time to come.

    9. Re:What will happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      are you actually worrying about the teeming millions from third world (or isn't it 'emergent countries' these days?) overrunning your patch? don't you watch the news? I mean, what exactly are the odds of dying of old age outside of closely guarded circle of 'wealthy elite of the first-world-nations' which you mention? I don't think that having or not access to anti-ageing technology will make much difference for these guys...

    10. Re:What will happen... by delibes · · Score: 1
      will you have to be one of the wealthy elite of a first-world-nation in order to be immortal?

      With birthrates where they are now, and no one dying of old age we'll need to move billions of people into space.

      In the scenario suggested by the author Kim Stanley Robinson (the Mars trilogy), it is indeed the wealthy individuals and nations that get access to anti-aging treatments. Economists might argue that if they develop it, why shouldn't they get it first. I ask you though, do you really want to see more crap singles and dumb TV programs from the current generation of performers, for 9 more centuries?

      He also points out that moving billions off the planet is unlikely to be a solution to population growth. The problem is that as fast as you can ship a million people to a new colony/moon-base/asteroid, the remaining 6+ billion people on the planet are still bonking each other's brains out and producing more children. The problem is on Earth, so fix it on Earth.

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    11. Re:What will happen... by Jazu · · Score: 1

      1. Immortality
      2. ????
      3. DOOM!

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    12. Re:What will happen... by danila · · Score: 1

      We would need birth control anyway. If we want to stabilize population, we need to ensure that births = deaths. The Earth population increased to 6 billion without immortality. Without birth control (all other things equal) it would still probably continue to grow. Of course, with immortality we might need to stop procreating alltogether. No big deal. You want to make a kid? Go ahead, but in 50 years you must kill yourself. Want to make two kids? You spouse must promise to do the same. Everyone will be able to choose between immortality and the "good old times".

      P.S. Of course, that's an oversimplification.

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    13. Re:What will happen... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Suddenly the population of the planet has doubled to over 12 billion in 100 years time.

      Unless of course this longevity treatment also extends our reproductively viable timespan as well. In which case the problem will get even worse, faster!

    14. Re:What will happen... by slothbait · · Score: 1

      imagine a world full of post-menopause women ...

      Then force sterilize the males who get for the treatment :)

    15. Re:What will happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the facts:
      - Only wealthy people will be able to afford immortality
      - Only wealthy people can afford to go into space
      - There is no air in space

      This shit solves itself!

    16. Re:What will happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, only the Republicans will live forever. The rest of us will bitch and moan about not having a national healthcare system....

    17. Re:What will happen... by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

      "..when this technology is developed? Will it be shared freely with every person on the planet, or will you have to be one of the wealthy elite of a first-world-nation in order to be immortal?"

      No. The republicans will live forever. The rest of us will just bitch and moan about wanting national healthcare. :)

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    18. Re:What will happen... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      The problem is that as fast as you can ship a million people to a new colony/moon-base/asteroid, the remaining 6+ billion people on the planet are still bonking each other's brains out and producing more children.

      That's only a problem if you assume that us humans will still be limited to our volumous, inefficient, meat-based bodies and brains. Once we have the technology to transcend our biology, it's then very cheap for trillions upon trillions upon trillions of post-humans to live virtually on or offworld.

      Singularity or bust.

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    19. Re:What will happen... by Explo · · Score: 1

      Not a problem for me. I don't have any wish to have children. On the other hand, I have quite absolute wish to live 'forever'. I want to see Pleiades from a few tens of lightyears away, M82 filling the whole sky, learning practically everything about photography and a few other projects that take some time.

      Honestly, I don't understand people that think everything they want is accomplished during hundred years or so.

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  16. Actually... by rackhamh · · Score: 1

    We can't... only he can.

    Remember, there can be only one.

  17. We'll get there. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1
    The 'opposing view' rightly cautions against false prophets and the seductive lure of imortality, but doesn't acknowledge that we know about a billion times more about aging than we did even 50 years ago.

    I personally am not expecting to live to a 1000, but I'm sure that in a few generations people will be living much longer.

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    1. Re:We'll get there. by skwirl42 · · Score: 1

      True, the "opposing view" does nothing to address de Grey's suggestions, which are backed up by journal articles.

      Also, what people here seem to not know about de Grey's SENS proposal is that it proposes to eliminate aging as a cause of death. You don't grow old and die from old age, hypothetically, you die of some other thing, like being hit by a bus, SARS, avian flu, AIDS, bullet through the head, etc.

    2. Re:We'll get there. by tsg · · Score: 1

      The 'opposing view' rightly cautions against false prophets and the seductive lure of imortality, but doesn't acknowledge that we know about a billion times more about aging than we did even 50 years ago.

      But also points out that we know about one billionth of what we need to to extend lives to 1000 years. Considering the de Grey piece makes some pretty wild-ass claims with very little evidence to support it, I'm going with the opposing view...

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  18. haha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The right to choose to live or to die is the most fundamental right there is" Ha ha

  19. Lame Rebuttle by avandesande · · Score: 1

    I thought the rebuttle was pretty lame... several stories of past interest in immortality that failed...
    I am sure mankind has thought about flight for just as long, but in 50 years we went from flying a couuple hundred yards to the SR-71.

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    1. Re:Lame Rebuttle by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      I good analogy on flight. For many others we can look at the sketch books of Da Vinci. Lots of modern technology used to be pure fantasy.

    2. Re:Lame Rebuttle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree. Just because all past attempts failed it does not make something impossible. Even simple caloric restriction can double the lifespan of mice. I'm sure that people will find a way to extend their lives. The real question is what will that extended life be like? I doubt that people will suddenly be nice to each other. What would a world be like where people can hold a grudge for a thousand years?

    3. Re:Lame Rebuttle by tsg · · Score: 1

      The point is the de Grey article had little to no evidence to support the claim. It was little more than an opinion piece.

      Could it happen? Sure. But it's a little early to be claiming that it will happen in 10 years.

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    4. Re:Lame Rebuttle by Rikurzhen · · Score: 1

      Caloric restriction with top flight current medicine could only be expected to extend human lifespan to about 120 years average. It would take radical technology to achieve zero aging. However, in more simple organisms you can double and even triple lifespans, so it doesn't seem *impossible* for humans.

    5. Re:Lame Rebuttle by serutan · · Score: 1

      Glad somebody commented on this. I'm not sure which is worse, the guy's belief that past failure implies future failure, or the silly smugness with which he preaches it.

  20. What I wonder is... by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 1

    ...with that beard, how does that guy do any lab work? Wouldn't his hair get in *everything*? :P

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    1. Re:What I wonder is... by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thank god he's not doing cloning work.

      "Oh, damn, I thought I had a sheep in that petri dish, but it looks like I've cloned myself again."

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    2. Re:What I wonder is... by Ruie · · Score: 1
      You are missing the point.

      His beard is the secret ingredient :)

    3. Re:What I wonder is... by bushboy · · Score: 1

      Well, he's been growing that wonder for 200 years at least !

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  21. I got no problem with it.. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

    All I have to do is get my billions by the age of 40. Then I have 960 years of excellent retirement to look forward to.

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    1. Re:I got no problem with it.. by stinkyfingers · · Score: 1

      All I have to do is get my billions by the age of 40. Then I have 960 years of excellent retirement to look forward to.

      Look here (http://www.mathsci.appstate.edu/~sjg/simpsonsmath /futuramamath/) re: the first episode of Futurama for the wonders of compound interest over a 1000-year period. You'll get your billions eventually.

  22. A Long Damn Time by teiresias · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As much as I never want to die, and I really really don't, living to a 1000 years old seems a tad bit excessive. After awhile, the risk of being alive is diminished and we no longer have a rush to do things. With a deadline of a 1000 years (more than ten times the above average we have now), it gives new meaning to putting stuff off till tommorow. Much of the excitement that makes life so worth living will be lost.

    And I suppose when we start having people living till 1000, they'll come out with treatments to help you live to 10,000. etc etc etc.

    What I'd really like to know is if the treatment will be a simple once a day pill or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).

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    1. Re:A Long Damn Time by eln · · Score: 1

      Sure, some people would use the extra time to procrastinate, but I think over time we would evolve into a far more contemplative species. Real wisdom may be gained as we take more time to contemplate decisions and philosophies, without the overwhelming pressure to get all we can before we die. On the whole, it just may make us into a more peaceful, wise, and prosperous society.

      But that's just the idealist in me talking. Your scenario is probably more likely, the human animal being what it is.

    2. Re:A Long Damn Time by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).

      Damn... what kind of shower are you taking?

    3. Re:A Long Damn Time by gatekeep · · Score: 1

      What I'd really like to know is if the treatment will be a simple once a day pill or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).


      If showering takes you three hours, you must be really caked in filth!

    4. Re:A Long Damn Time by pauljlucas · · Score: 1
      What I'd really like to know is if the treatment will be a simple once a day pill or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).
      Man, you must have one clean colon!
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    5. Re:A Long Damn Time by joeldg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The ability to set *huge* projects in motion with these kinds of timespans would be impressive though.
      Just think what the egyptian kings would have made had they lived that long... :)

      Is interesting.. However, I would not worry as you will always have certain portions of the population that will label this the "Mark of the beast" and not partake.. Of course we won't bother shipping any of this to troubled areas like the middle east or Africa.. For any of our enemies.. Reminds me of the Dune and "the spice must flow" etc.. I imagine it will also be priced high-enough that your average garbage man could not afford it.

      Control this information.. you control the world.
      Think about threatening to not ship peoples life extending drugs to a country that is being "bad".. Wow, that would have some quick results.. Or if not, then you could just wait until they die, talk to the new guys.. Easy..

      This all kind of reminds me of the Worthing Saga by Orson scott card..

    6. Re:A Long Damn Time by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      People already have no qualms with putting things off until tomorrow with their sadly short lives. This isn't going to make it go away, and I doubt that the first productive, explorative years of human nature are going to go away either. Don't the young generally want to go out and leave a mark on the world, despite having 50+ more years to do so? It's because they haven't yet, not because they don't have much time to do so.

      Maybe the excitement will diminish with time, but I don't see the excitement I take from my life as being enhanced because I only have so much time to do things. I want more. I want to visit more parts of the globe. I want to be alive when we finally start moving off this earth. I want to experience the coming waves and generations of advancement. Imagine the untold mysteries we've yet to discover.

      And I hope that as people near their 500s or however old that they take the time to reflect on the might of their experience and make good choices the first time around. Imagine the boon that hundreds of years of living experience could grant us if we'd listen to it. Imagine the mistakes that could be avoided.

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    7. Re:A Long Damn Time by Couldn'tCareLess · · Score: 1
      or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).
      You're doing something really wrong there friend ;-)

    8. Re:A Long Damn Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn... what kind of shower are you taking?

      He's including masturbation time.

    9. Re:A Long Damn Time by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      Just think what the egyptian kings would have made had they lived that long... :)

      Especially with all that cool alien technology they used to build the pyramids!

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    10. Re:A Long Damn Time by Dammital · · Score: 2, Interesting
      With a deadline of a 1000 years [...] it gives new meaning to putting stuff off till tommorow.
      Au contraire, Pierre. Here's my perspective, from the far side of 50 years of age: retirement is too damn close for me to screw around now. I can't change careers. I don't dare quit my fat job. I'll never go to grad school. I've only got 15 years left to feather my nest for retirement. I have no options.

      If I turned on the television tomorrow morning and Diane Sawyer was telling me that I had a thousand years left, I'd quit my job faster than you can blink. I'd do something different.

      I think that people procrastinate because they have too little time, not because they have too much.

    11. Re:A Long Damn Time by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As much as I never want to die, and I really really don't, living to a 1000 years old seems a tad bit excessive. After awhile, the risk of being alive is diminished and we no longer have a rush to do things. With a deadline of a 1000 years (more than ten times the above average we have now), it gives new meaning to putting stuff off till tommorow. Much of the excitement that makes life so worth living will be lost.

      I can think of so many things I'd love to do, but really don't have the time or money for. Having an infinite lifespan to accomplish things means that I have much more time to enjoy the things; meaning more happiness in my view.

      And I suppose when we start having people living till 1000, they'll come out with treatments to help you live to 10,000. etc etc etc.

      If you'd have read the article, you'd see that living to 1000 depends not on any miracle, but on risks. Once science figure out how to stop the aging process, you can live forever theoretically. But with risks, like getting struck by lightning (1 in 500,000), if you lived long enough you would get struck, and maybe killed (1 in 3,000,000). You have a much greater risk of slipping in the tub and dying, 1 in 2000. Every year you have a 1 in 75 chance of getting killed in an auto accident; living to 1000 under those odds is a longshot.

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    12. Re:A Long Damn Time by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      you will always have certain portions of the population that will label this the "Mark of the beast" and not partake

      I doubt it. The mark of the beast has everything to do with buying and selling. Look for the official government "solution" to identity theft to be the mark of the beast.

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    13. Re:A Long Damn Time by PantsWearer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      However, I would not worry as you will always have certain portions of the population that will label this the "Mark of the beast" and not partake.

      There will be portions of the population that will see this as unnatural or unholy or un-something and will refuse to partake, but unless they are willing to kill all of the people who did get age extension treatments, there's a simple solution: wait.

      I can see the conversation now:
      Opposer: You're unnatural and you should not have decided to live forever.
      Immortal: Okay, see you in a century. Oops, no, I won't.

      Basically, anyone who lives a few hundred years, outlives any of their detractors who thought that people shouldn't ever live that long. And with each succeeding generation, exposure to this concept makes it more and more normal, acceptable and desirable.

      Corey Doctorow's "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom" discusses this concept quite well. (BTW, it's available for download from his site, www.craphound.com.)

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    14. Re:A Long Damn Time by kasuga · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Control this information.. you control the world. Think about threatening to not ship peoples life extending drugs to a country that is being "bad".. Wow, that would have some quick results.. Or if not, then you could just wait until they die, talk to the new guys.. Easy..
      As with other self marketing drugs today, I imagine copies would soon be developed
    15. Re:A Long Damn Time by cnsc1rtr · · Score: 1
      What I'd really like to know is if the treatment will be a simple once a day pill or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).


      Ya. Most /. readers haven't even got that one down yet...
    16. Re:A Long Damn Time by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      I was joking more along the lines of the "invasive therapy" part. But that works too.

  23. This may not be a good idea by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't read the article, of course, but would you really want to be slaving away for so long, feeding the upper class?
    Or how many losses could you cope with? Imagine that your significant other dies in a crash, 50 years later your child is killed, and another one commits suicide? And then your second significant other leaves you.
    I dunno, maybe I'm too pessimistic, but it's not all rosy if everyone can live that long...

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    1. Re:This may not be a good idea by Canthros · · Score: 1

      If, over the span of one thousand years, you cannot put away enough to become financially independent you will have been doing something very, very wrongly. Provided that this sort of thing were available cheaply enough to be open to all comers (i.e. say that it could be done for a minimal fee once a year), anyway.

      Otherwise, it seems likely that the earliest takers will be the upper classes.

      I can't say I'm excited about the idea of functional immortality, but I don't think that working is likely to be a major concern.

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    2. Re:This may not be a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone can be financially independent. Someone has to do the work. In fact, most people have to do the work most of the time. If everyone is saving for hundreds of years, inflation will adjust so that most people are not ever rich.

  24. And what happens if this does come true? by LordPhantom · · Score: 0

    What happens if someday, somehow scientists are able to make people live 1000+ years?

    On it's face it's a good thing, but can/will our food supply chain support that? What would the sociological impacts be?

  25. Things to do.. by rf0 · · Score: 1

    So you live to be 1000 or whatever but surely after a couple of hunderd years you would get bored and would feel that you've seen everything. SO what do you do then?

    Of course space travel might be possible then but you would then be stuck on a ship for a couple hundered years getting bored there instead

    Rus

    1. Re:Things to do.. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "So you live to be 1000 or whatever but surely after a couple of hunderd years you would get bored and would feel that you've seen everything"

      Maybe you would. Personally I could easily find things to keep me occupied for 10,000 years, let alone 1000.

      Heck, just posting on Slashdot could probably fill up a couple of thousand...

    2. Re:Things to do.. by Stradenko · · Score: 1

      That's why Origin invented MMORPGs...

    3. Re:Things to do.. by Saige · · Score: 1

      You really think that you'd get bored after only a couple hundred years?

      Think about all the things you could do.

      Work in a career for 50 years, then retire for a decade and work on hobbies, then go back to school and learn something new, then move on to that new career for another 50 years, and so on.

      Take a few years to backpack around various parts of the world.

      Save up the money to live without working for a while, and dedicate yourself to solving some age-old problem, or becoming great at some form of art.

      Heck, learn to focus your attention on one thing for long periods of time, to work against that feeling of boredom.

      I can't possibly imagine getting bored of life so quickly. Especially with how much things are changing right now - and they'll only change faster as things go forward.

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    4. Re:Things to do.. by skwirl42 · · Score: 1

      You take up an art, you create new things to see. You open up a world of possibility, you can try any job you'd like, you can even spend some time just staring at ant hills. Perhaps even conduct studies of phenomena that take hundreds of years to progress.

    5. Re:Things to do.. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Are you bored now? And if so, why not just kill yourself and be done with it?

      One lifetime is not enough to do all the things to do. Not nearly. Just sitting here at my desk, I can think of enough stuff to fill up a couple of centuries. And I'm sure if I had a couple of centuries to play with, I'd think of plenty more -- at least enough for a millennium. I strongly suspect that no matter how much time I get, it won't ever be enough.

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    6. Re:Things to do.. by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      If we had a few centuries to play around with, I'm sure that we'd somehow manage to spend it working and not playing. Instead of retiring at age 65, we'd retire at age 665, and we'd have until we were expected to die 10 years later to enjoy the finer things in life.

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    7. Re:Things to do.. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      [shrug] I'm a looong way from retirement, but I'm enjoying my life right now. Surely most people don't expect that they'll only get to "enjoy the finer things in life" for the last few years before they die!

      Sure, if I didn't have to work to make a living, I wouldn't do it. But (since I don't work for Microsoft) the important parts of my life happen away from work, and (since I don't work for EA) I spend more time away from work than at it. If I had to keep putting in a regular workweek for the next few centuries to be able to maintain this state of affairs ... well, I'd still prefer that to dying, thanks.

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    8. Re:Things to do.. by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      There might be gaps in your working life. Maybe work for 100 years, build up your savings, then take a 60 year sabbatical to see the world. Resume your career, or start a new one at 200, and by the time you're sick of working, you'll be able to travel to Mars (which will be terraformed & inhabited by the 2200's).

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    9. Re:Things to do.. by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      I completely agree that it'd be preferable to dying. I was just expressing my desire for a different way of life, where I don't just have those few hours when I'm not working and not sleeping to do what I want to do. Weekends are a big help here, but I still spend 5 of every 7 days at work.

      I'd like to think that it might be possible to have an extra day off every week without putting in more time at the office: three days off, four days on, three days off sounds pretty good to me. However, the system just isn't designed that way right now.

      I should add that I'm reading Howard Zinn's "A People's History of the United States", and I'm feeling pretty sad about the fate of the working class. And, since I'm not a member of the leisure class, I suspect I'm a member of the working class.

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    10. Re:Things to do.. by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      I think that if we were to live longer, everything would end up costing more so that we would end up needing to work more, and not having the chance to take that sabbatical. I'd love to be wrong about this, but I fear that I'm not.

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  26. S Jay Olshansky PhD is a tard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called medicine, man! It ain't witchcraft.

  27. Prior Art by scotay · · Score: 1

    I think Mel Brooks has this act patented.

  28. And where exactly ... by merdaccia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    does he plan to put 50 billion people?

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    1. Re:And where exactly ... by east+coast · · Score: 4, Funny

      [where] does he plan to put 50 billion people?

      Never seen The Matrix have you?

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    2. Re:And where exactly ... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      There are these amazing rubber things you can wear...

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    3. Re:And where exactly ... by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      I love Slashdot.

      In the any space travel thread: "All this exploration is pointless and a waste of taxpayer money!"
      In the anto-aging thread: "OMG WTF Overpopulation!"

      As scientific advancements cause our population to increase, so will scientific advancements find new places to put that population, be it in space, the oceans, wherever.

    4. Re:And where exactly ... by merdaccia · · Score: 1

      I was being euphemistic. The challenges to life as we know it that will arise from this type of development are serious, and he didn't address a single one of them. There's plenty of conventional room to put people. Been to the Midwest lately? :)

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    5. Re:And where exactly ... by dswensen · · Score: 1

      The procreation instinct could very well get short-circuited by virtual immortality. After all, why have a kid to live vicariously through when you have enough time to do all those things you want yourself?

      Which is not to say that's why everybody has kids, but I think a very long-lived population would have a definite impact on its growth.

  29. I'm young and my back hurts already! by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

    How much will it hurt 900 years from now? I don't even want to know.

  30. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by TykeClone · · Score: 1
    If people do start living to 1000, I think our real duty would be to start hunting them.

    What kind of sport would that be - they move slowly and don't hide well. That would kind of be like hunting cattle - in a feed yard.

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  31. So, death is a good idea by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To demonstrate this, please commit suicide.

    Well, isn't that what you're asking everyone else to do, by wilfully forgoing life-extension technology?

    1. Re:So, death is a good idea by geg81 · · Score: 1

      To demonstrate this, please commit suicide.

      Lots of people actually want to have this choice around age 70 and above. You'll probably want to have the choice as well at around that age.

      Well, isn't that what you're asking everyone else to do, by wilfully forgoing life-extension technology?

      I don't see "asking" as a problem. Nor do I see debating whether we want to allow this kind of medical technology at all.

      The real moral dilemma to me seems to be that probably only 0.01% of the world population will be able to accomplish that.

    2. Re:So, death is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a demonstration just wait until he dies.

      He isn't asking people to wilfully forgo life-extension. He is saying that life-extension should be removed by force if necessary and probably made illegal.

    3. Re:So, death is a good idea by RyanAXP · · Score: 1
      Skyshadow wrote:
      If you think about it, the success of all life on this planet is predicated on the fact that, sooner or later, it dies. This necessitates the ability to reproduce, and reproduction is the key to evolution.
      I know this sentiment is common, but I just don't think it's objectively true. Please see below for more on this.
      I don't just mean genetic evolution here, either. The advancement of human civilization has always been about the next generation surpassing the accomplishment of their parents. Science, philosophy, economics, art -- you name it. The progress we as a species have made have always come from the student looking at what has been accomplished before them and saying "That's great, but what if..."
      That's nice and all--the whole "holistic" view of long-term human societal development and such--but I'm one of those selfish types who just doesn't see much good in the future greatness of humanity if I'm not around to see it.
      Aside from the obvious population issues, allowing people (or far worse, some people) to outlive Methusela poses a very real danger of short-circuiting this vital process.
      Yes, so? It's not like there's some all-knowing, omnipotent third party out there for whose benefit or amusement this universe was established (at least not as far as I've been convinced). And even if there were, who is he/she/it to dictate how long we can or cannot live?
      Understand, this is what has worked for eons -- ever since your ancestors and mine decided to gang up and be more than free-floating amino acids, this is the way it's been.
      Actually, your interpretation here is somewhat off. In one sense, the very same original primordial cell that spontaneously emerged from the muck some 3 billion years ago--the progenitor of all us extant organisms--is still alive at this moment. Leaving the issue of multicellular organisms aside, let's turn for simplicity's sake to bacteria: Bacteria reproduce by mitosis, in which one cell divides its cytoplasm into two sections, duplicates its genetic material and divides one portion into each of the cytoplasm sections, and splits the sections--forming two cells with (nearly) identical genetic material. As such, the two "daughter" cells are essentially the same organism as the "parent"--as this asexual cell division has progressed through the billennia, it is true in one sense that the "original cell" has survived throughout the duration--it simply makes more of itself. In fact, we animals are also direct continuations of that original cell--although it is only our germ-line cells, not our somatic cells, which survive through each reproductive iteration. In that way, each of our cells can also be said to be the "original" cell.
      Ask yourself: is your own inflated sense of self-importance worth short-circuiting that?
      This seems like transferrance to me. Even assuming "self-importance" is something to be criticized in a philosophical sense (although if one doesn't consider oneself important, why eat each day?), why do you assume that people who wish to live longer are "self-important?" Is it a moral duty to permit oneself to die (in the absence of extraordinary circumstances) when the ability not to die is available? Perhaps to you, but not to me. If people who think your way are able to marshall the coercive power to prevent longevity for others (assuming such becomes possible one day), based merely on your own philosophical doctrine of a right-and-proper "circle of life," that might be considered self-important as well :).
      I'd rather die knowing my descendants would someday achieve things beyond my imagining than live and help ensure that they don't.
      Then so be it--I doubt that enforced longevity would ever be the case. However, I think that within certain parameters, longevity and descendants are not mutually exclusive. Call me a hopeless optimist!
  32. Yeah, live to be 1000, but... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    he doesn't mention anything about remaining youthful. I don't think I'd want to be 1000, cuz after 50 years things get a little wrinkly, saggy, floppy, and don't work so well. At the very least, it wouldn't be very pleasing to the eye to see a bunch of 500 year old people walking around.

    Quote, "When 900 years old you reach, look as good, you will not."

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    1. Re:Yeah, live to be 1000, but... by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      It mentions being youthful at lest four times. Did you RTFA? I don't think so....

    2. Re:Yeah, live to be 1000, but... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      I RTFFTPTIS! (I Read the First F***ing Two Paragraphs Then I Stopped!)

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    3. Re:Yeah, live to be 1000, but... by CommanderData · · Score: 1

      I RTFFTPTIS! (I Read the First F***ing Two Paragraphs Then I Stopped!)

      See, if you lived to be 1000, you could have spared a few extra minutes to RTWFA (Read The Whole Fucking Article)! :)

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    4. Re:Yeah, live to be 1000, but... by skwirl42 · · Score: 1

      Read the SENS stuff, he does mention being youthful. In fact, he says right out, that if those factors in aging are dealt with, then we would be free to live at any stage in the aging process. What would kill us would be everything else we can die of.

  33. I don't think it's possible by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    Regardless of any advances in gene therapy, organ recreation, etc., I think there will be a point where your body systems get too old to work together properly, and I think that age is well before 1000.

    Think of it like a building. You can have bricks replacing themselves, but at some point you need to do a wholescale replacement of the wall because it's not aligned, and then we're getting into expensive surgery.

    Some organs, like kidneys, lend themselves to remove and replace, but other systems are intertwined with other systems. I'm not sure that the body can maintain that indefinately. The body grows into an adult form, and then shrinks and dies. Even if you have cells maintaining themselves, the tissual structure might get out of control over time. Some tissues and orgrans can be economically replaced, others can't.

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    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
    1. Re:I don't think it's possible by mclove · · Score: 1

      So you genetically engineer a clone of yourself with no higher brain functions, grow it in a tank until its skull reaches full size, and do a brain transplant (impossible now, but it seems reasonable to assume nanotech will make this possible within a few decades). As long as you can keep the brain alive you're all set.

      Of course this raises all sorts of moral issues, but as long as the clone's brain never starts working one can make a pretty good argument that this is not really a separate individual from yourself. (not enough to satisfy some religious leaders, but in an age of 1000-year lifespans their days are pretty well numbered anyway)

    2. Re:I don't think it's possible by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Acutally, I was thinking one way you could do this, hopeout too much psychological trauma, is to create a clone with a full brain, and when the clone is 20 or so, have your brain removed, bisected, and replace half of the clone's brain with your brain. Put the other half of your brain in cold storage, and bury/burn your old body. After six months or so for adjustment, put the other half of your brain in the clone. Now you are completely migrated without having to grow a brainless body, and no psychological fallout ;)

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    3. Re:I don't think it's possible by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Your clone might not be too happy about it though.

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      DNA just wants to be free...
    4. Re:I don't think it's possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what happens when the brain gets so old it's falling apart? Besides, our brains probably aren't engineered to save several hundred years of memories. How weird would that be, to totally have no memory of the first 200 years of your life? Crazy shit, crazy I tell you!

    5. Re:I don't think it's possible by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      You are the clone.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
  34. social security by drunkasian · · Score: 0

    good news for the u.s. gov't... they can just raise the retirement age and won't have to worry about running out of social security for another thousand years or so

  35. Future lamers by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Funny

    I surely hope so... then my 6 digit /. ID will look so cool to all those 48 digit l4mers who just signed up.

    That's right script kiddie: I'm a top 1,000,000 /. member so bite me.

    John.

    1. Re:Future lamers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, all /. UID's will be reset during the Great Internet Calamity of 2356. I plan on camping out so that I can get UID 1.

    2. Re:Future lamers by DaoudaW · · Score: 1

      That's weird, you're willing to camp out for 352 years to get a UID of 1 but you post with no UID at all, Anonymous Coward!!!

    3. Re:Future lamers by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's not all that. Newbie. ;-)

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:Future lamers by chuck · · Score: 1

      booya

    5. Re:Future lamers by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1

      Three digit /.ers unite! :^)

    6. Re:Future lamers by chuck · · Score: 1

      Well, we're sure to get outnumbered... except by the two digit ./ers.

  36. Spam by Basehart · · Score: 1

    Another 960 years of Spam! I don't think I could handle that!

  37. Obligatory Steven Wright quote by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1

    "I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

  38. born-again loser by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    Olshansky is just bitter for failing to invest in stemcell startups, while profiting from dissing extropians like Kurzweil in his book.

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  39. Live to 1000 + colonization of space = better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are all going to be able to live to be 1000, colonization of space needs to be something we can easily do. The problem with living that long (aside from being bored with life, although let's assume that those willing to live that long are cool with it) is overpopulation. Spreading to other planets would fix that quite easily.

  40. not to sound all luddite but... by ed.han · · Score: 1

    just b/c we can, should we?

    let's say for the sake of argument it's actually possible. everybody would want immortality: it's been the dream of most of humanity for a long, long time. that all makes sense.

    so how would you go about seeing who gets it, and when? there's wars going on b/c of contention over who owned a stretch of land first over the course of more than a few centuries. what kind of chaos and violence would this bring?

    but even beyond that: a world in which nobody dies of old age for centuries? if you think that overpopulation's a problem now, we could very easily be headed towards a soylent green kinda world if we don't have natural limits on lifespans.

    ed

  41. Good by espenss · · Score: 1

    The elfs are finally revealing their secrets.

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    -- ess
  42. Gratuitous Futurama by swordboy · · Score: 1
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    Life is the leading cause of death in America.
  43. Another millenium or so to retire (weeeeeeee) by hodet · · Score: 1

    Hope I'm not spending all my time patching Windows 3000 when the time comes. That would be sad. Kill me! Please........kill me!!!!!

  44. Wishful and muddled thinking by wurp · · Score: 1

    So this guy says the person to live to 1000 years old might already be 60... and about how old does he look in the picture? It sounds a lot like the needs instead of the fact dictating the expectation.

    Secondly, this is apparently a major field of interest for this fellow, but he has basic facts that are way off...

    From the article:
    "If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000."

    Uh, no, that's not at all what it means. If you have a .001 chance of dying each year, that means you have a .999 chance of living, and over 50 years you have a .999 ^ 50 = about .95 chance of living. 95% is very different from 50%.

    In fact, I agree with his philosophy that life extension is a soluble problem, and that it is a very good thing. However, he's sure as heck not the spokesman I would choose unless he's being misquoted badly.

    1. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      Yes, .999^50 = 0.95, meaning you have a 95% chance to live another fifty years. However, that is not what he said. .999^692 = 0.500401 .999^693 = 0.499

      Which means you have a fifty/fifty chance to live until err say 16+692.

      Also, .999^1000 = 0.367 which isn't too shabby.

      And your expected remaining life with 0.999 probabilty of surviving each year is about 999.5 (integral of 0.999^t from 0 to infinity).

    2. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes 95% is very different than 50%, but 50 years is also very different than 1000.

      At 1000 years, with exactly 1/1000 chances of dying in a year, it would be ~35% chance to live to 1000 - but well if it is less than 1/1000 - ("well under one in 1,000") - then that would be higher - so it would be close to the 50% that the artical says.

      (Parent: -1 Lack of knowledge of basic math)

    3. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by wurp · · Score: 1

      Gah, wtf was I thinking? I have no idea how I got 50 in there instead of 1000... I do know the way to calculate odds, I promise ;-)

      Oops :-)

      Still, his "which means" was totally bogus, as evidenced by your 36% figure for 1000 years.

    4. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by clausiam · · Score: 1
      Uh, no, that's not at all what it means. If you have a .001 chance of dying each year, that means you have a .999 chance of living, and over 50 years you have a .999 ^ 50 = about .95 chance of living. 95% is very different from 50%.

      Actually YOU are wrong.

      It is .999^1000 you need to to calculate (the likelihood of living to 1000, not to 50, you got your basic numbers mixed up there, but no worry my 11 year old son does the same :-).

      0.999^1000 is about 0.36, which is close enough to 50% to use as an example (and in fact he said the chance of dying every year is LESS than 1 in 1000 so if you instead use 0.9993^1000 you get pretty close to 50%)

      I don't agree with his viewpoints (I think there's more to it than cell damage, what about bone wear etc) but at least his math was ok on this one.

      Claus

    5. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by wurp · · Score: 1

      I disagree about his math... when you say "1/1000 chance of dying each year, which means you live to 1000 years 50% of the time", that implies that the numbers match up (the bottom of the ratio and the # of years), which they most certainly do not. And I don't consider 36% to be "close enough" to 50%. If he had said about 50%, I'd agree with you on the close enough, but still not on the implication he implies.

      Anyway, my fat fingering of 50 instead of 1000 has been beaten into the dirt enough that I'm done replying about it ;-)

    6. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by clausiam · · Score: 1
      Nah - the 1/1000 and the 1000 years are completely independent here, they just happen to be the same. One represents a healthy, young persons risk of dying in any given year (accident, crime, disease etc). The other represents the expected lifespan that Mr. Grey ("Dreamcatcher" anyone?) predicts.

      Claus

    7. Re:Wishful and muddled thinking by wurp · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's not true at all - they are completely dependent, they just don't relate at all the way he said they do.
      .5 = (1-C)^X
      ->
      ln(.5) = X*ln(1-C)
      ->
      X=ln(1-C)/ln(.5)

      ageAtWhichYouHa ve50PctChanceOfSurvival = ln(1 - chanceOfSurvivingEachYear)/ln(.5)
      So the age at which you hit 50% chance of death (in this screwy immortal nuclear decay-like situation) is totally dependent on the chance of surviving each year, just not at all in the way that he implies. He predicted the 1000 years based on the .001 death rate; he just did it wrong. It happens to be in the right ballpark, but it demonstrates he doesn't understand what he's talking about.
  45. Just think ... by savi · · Score: 1

    ... how much karma you could accrue on slashdot!

    Though I must say, if I lived 1000 years, I would probably just end up fading into the West (Hawaii or there abouts).

  46. A population that old? by Washizu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think of the Matlock ratings!

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    1. Re:A population that old? by Washizu · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, I'm 100% in favor of life expansion.

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      OddManIn: A Game of guns and game theory.
    2. Re:A population that old? by cypher_6502 · · Score: 1

      Imagine the lobbying power AARP would wield?

    3. Re:A population that old? by Feynman · · Score: 1
    4. Re:A population that old? by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 1
      +5 Insightful?? Come on, certainly +5 funny . . .

      Do the mods really believe that being old has something to do with watching Matlock, rather than some association between our current elder population and that show?

      If I make it to be an old man, I hope not to have regressed to something like Matlock, but to still be incomprehensibly giggling to reruns of Spongebob or some such.

    5. Re:A population that old? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

      I liked Matlock when I was young. So don't worry, you'll probably still hate it when you're old.

    6. Re:A population that old? by Washizu · · Score: 1

      I don't get the insightful mods either. Hopefully the meta mods will do there jobs here.

      On the other hand, pop culture would definitely change when people start sticking around for hundreds of years.

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      OddManIn: A Game of guns and game theory.
  47. that's not much by naoursla · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why that's only 8 years old when written in decimal.

    1. Re:that's not much by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      So I can brag that I'm 10101? Wooohooo! *starts yelling at kids to get off the lawn*

      --
      All misspellings and grammatical errors in the above post are intentional and part of my artistic expression.
  48. Obligatory quote by Swamii · · Score: 1

    In Communist Korea, only old people die.

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    Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit
  49. I'd do it in a heartbeat. by FreeUser · · Score: 0

    There is a reason for people dying when they do. There would be major overpopulation if people were to live that long...

    Use a condom.

    Take the pill.

    There are preventative measures, if you're intelligent enough to use them and not to subscribe to toxic religions that ban them (and other forms of medicine ... usually for women).

    Other people's stupidity, lack of control, or religion (the third I suppose implies the first) is no reason I shouldn't live to be 1000, or 10e29 for that matter.

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    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:I'd do it in a heartbeat. by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Children aren't always a mistake. It may amaze you to know that some people actually want children and grandchildren after that.

      --
      Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
  50. When 900 years old you reach, by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look as good you will not, hmmm.

  51. If you can say it, I can say it. by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    ... in my lifetime that I can see the Red Sox win the world series!

    and live to see the release of Duke Nukem Forever, and maybe play it while we are young!

    --
    "It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."
  52. Good News / Bad News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Good News: You'll live to be 1,000 years old

    The Bad News: For the last 925 years, you'll have no bowel control.

  53. Appeasing religious devotees by BlueEar · · Score: 1

    It always strikes me as odd that many articles that talk about extending our lives, enhancing our intelligence, etc., have one section devoted to appeasing religious groups. At the end of his article Dr Aubrey de Grey includes the "Playing God?" section. Isn't it strange that a betterment of human kind must be safeguarded against religious arguments? Why isn't James Watson's argument "if we could build a better human, why shouldn't we" sufficient. Is this god really so jealous of us living longer, knowing more, having fewer diseases?

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    A religious war is an adult version of a fight over who has the best imaginary friend
    1. Re:Appeasing religious devotees by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Your .sig goes a long way toward answering your question, I think. It's absurd for people to fight wars over whose Big Daddy In The Sky told whom to do what -- but they do fight such wars, and in the times between wars, they make laws based on their interpretations of Big Daddy's orders. Ridiculous? Yeah, but it's reality. We do have to pay attention to people's sincerely held beliefs, for practical reasons if no other.

      That being said, it's worth noting that every major advance in medical technology has been met with howls of religious outrage, and within a generation or so, even the most devout usually get over their objections and start making use of the technology, because it works. There are exceptions, like the Jehovah's Witnesses' prohibition against blood transfusions, but those tend to be views held by a very small minority, and they're generally smart enough not to try to impose such restrictions on the rest of us.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  54. Whats the point?? by bluenote39 · · Score: 1

    you still wont get laid.

  55. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Accident probability is Poisson Distributed. Poisson distributions have no memory. Your probability of being in an accident doesn't increase with time. Strange, but true.

  56. bad idea. by Morph233 · · Score: 1

    over population.... I can see it now, I haven't had any kids in the last 100 years, i think it's time for 2 or 3 (times that by 700-1000 year and you get 15-30 kids per 2 people)

    What about all those dumb people who we all have been waiting to die because they have been using up our precious oxygen :)

    or worse 500 years from now you'd be one of those people (if the planet still exists)

  57. 1000 years you say? by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's great an all, but will my dick still work at that point? If not, it's not worth it.

    1. Re:1000 years you say? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I'm sure in 3004 you'll still be getting email adverts for penis tablets.

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      -- Using the preview button since 2005
  58. Cool by vinukr · · Score: 1

    Oh.. cool!! I dont have to get married at 30 ... I can stay bachelor till i am 950.. :) ... That does releive loads of tension... But, will i be able to do "it" after marriage??

  59. Questions by retro128 · · Score: 1

    It might be a good idea to wait until we are able to colonize other planets before we start extending life spans to 1000 years. With the overcrowding that would ensue, it would be become necessary to cull the herd anyway. Then what's the point?

    And other thing is, is stopping cellular damage as time goes on going to translate into longer lifespans? The body might be able to repair itself more effectively, but what would a person look like after 1,000 years of life? Would the quality of life even make it worth living? Who would want to live to be 1,000, anyway?

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    -R
  60. "SENS" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SENS (Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence)

    It's amazing how so many organization names just happen to translate into catchy, meaningful acronyms, eh? We should start an organization for Monitoring Organization Names That Also have Not-so-bad Acronyms (MONTANA).

  61. In other news... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Troll

    George W Bush has been re-elected to his 225th term of office. Some doubleplus-ungood thoughtcriminals have alleged that there were irregularities in the electoral process, but they are being rounded up and taken to the Ministry of Love at this very moment.

    I for one welcome our macavalian antediluvian overlords!!

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    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    1. Re:In other news... by freqres · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, by then all the true born-again believers will have been taken up in the Rapture and all the heathens will be left to endure the Tribulation. At least the faithful provide a guide for us that are left behind. How nice of them.

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      Rampant Ninja related crimes these days...Whitehouse is not the exception
    2. Re:In other news... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      I hope I live to be 1000 just so I might actually get some of that social security money back.

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      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
  62. Flash! Slashdotters guaranteed to reach 1000! by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    Unless you live your entire life underground in a room with little windows, never venturing forth into the world

    So your saying the majority of people here will reach a thousand. wooohoo!

  63. Larry Niven by RatBastard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sounds like you've been reading Larry Niven. He has some good stories on this subject, save that the oldest people in his stories have only lived about 300 years.

    But your argument applies to any other radical change in human lifestyle. The agracultural revolution shifted the balance of power putting a few landowners in charge of large numbers of farm workers. The industrial revolution shifted the power to a few rich industrialists in charge of large numbers of factory workers. Etc... Every time we change the way we live the old order is upset and we have to adapt. We'll adapt to this change if it ever comes about. That's what we do best (besides blather constantly).

    And yes, most people would not live to be 1000. The human life expectancy in many places is 75 years and most people do not make it that far. But does that mean we shouldn't try?

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    1. Re:Larry Niven by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Many Niven stories cover characters who're far older than 300. One story discusses an obsessive schizophrenic who, by virtue of his intense self-care regimen, lives over 10 000 years on an endless space-chase.

      Niven admitted himself - he wants to live a long time, so he likes writing story about old but healthy people - wasn't Louis Wu 200 years old in "Ringworld"?

      I suspect Niven's reasoning is also the reason that so many characters in the Bible last so long - everyone would like to think that it's possible.

      And for people who think "no, people really used to live that long"...

      this is what you sound like.

    2. Re:Larry Niven by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remember a Niven story about an astronaut flying through space at near-light speed for a few years. Because of time-dialation, a few years to him was centuries on Earth, and he thought everyone he knew would be dead when he returned. Instead, they were alive because they had conquered aging, but the astronaut was already too old for the treatment. So, the man who thought he'd outlive everyone he knew was the last man on Earth to die from old age.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  64. There are some things worse than death by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and living for 1000 years could quite possibly be one of them. It's almost a curse if you think about it. Friends and family die before you, you see the world completely change from how it used to be (and you know it was ALWAYS better back in the good ol days), relationships will be a joke as you try to pick up 20+ year old girls at 632 years of age. Do they even make viagra that works on people over 90 without creating a serious chance of heart failure?

    1. Re:There are some things worse than death by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fortunately all the losers who think that living to 1000 would be worse than death will quickly die out, and the people who think it's fun will be the only ones left.

    2. Re:There are some things worse than death by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      [sigh] You know, I really like both Poul Anderson and Anne Rice, but can we please stop projecting fictional ideas of lonely immortals onto technology that (if it's possible at all) will be equally available to everybody? If you have a decent chance of living for a millennium, then so do your family and friends; so indeed does your society, with all the comforts of home.

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      The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
    3. Re:There are some things worse than death by Only+in+the+dark · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I dont think you are looking at this the right way. Your arguments seem to be based on the idea that only you are living to be a 1000 years old. If everyone is living that much longer, there will not be this enigma problems you are relating. Sure friends and family will die suddenly, and it will be just as tragic at is it today. But think of the possibilties.

      Imagine what it would be like if some of our greatest minds of today were able to continue with their work for HUNDREDS of years rather than decades.

      Social orders would have to be massively restructered, just to accomidate the extended lifespans. Everyone would be that much more careful with the world around them, since they would be able to see the changes, rather than worry about what they are leaving as a "legacy". With perpetual youth, I think we would see a resurgence in the Frontiers-man attitude to explore new things and seek new thrills, while being tempured with a greater understanding gained from long life.

      I see lots of advantages, and Im sure their could be even more problems we dont know about (like how would our brains remember 1000 years worth of memories? Can it hold that much? Would we slowly change into someone else entirely?)

      Its a fastinating "what if" game, at the very least.

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      We, the unwilling,led by the unknowing,are doing the impossible for the ungrateful.--Author Unknown
    4. Re:There are some things worse than death by dannannan · · Score: 1

      Those of you who live to 1000 will be living with the descendants of the losers. ;-)

    5. Re:There are some things worse than death by abigor · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct, except for the bit about Anne Rice. She writes boring, overwrought schlock with absolutely no redeeming qualities. Whenever I meet an otherwise great woman who is into Anne Rice, I run.

    6. Re:There are some things worse than death by Excen · · Score: 0

      Finally, an interesting post! After all that bible BS, it's good to see somebody who recognizes the philosophical and social implications of being able to see history happen.

      That being said, there's gotta be a way to cure AIDS and whatnot if we can cure AGING.

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      "No beer until you finish your tequila!" -Leela's Dad
    7. Re:There are some things worse than death by RedBear · · Score: 1

      This is a good point that most people don't seem to take into account. It's natural selection at work. Those who have an overall genetic structure that doesn't allow them to handle living more than 100 years will die out. The genetic makeup of the remaining population will favor more of a balanced person that will have no problem with living as long as a redwood tree. Those prone to accidents, depression and disease will be slowly weeded out over time. We'll be left with nothing but shiny, happy people.

      Of course this natural selection process is going to take several million years to get everything worked out... so let's get started!

  65. Not to be contrarian, but... by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, right.

    This reminds me of a guy wanting to attract grants. Except for the ... no, I will take the high road.

    There is SO much that goes wrong with the human body as it ages. He predicts in effect that in the next 10 years we'll simultaneously find cures for two maladies that appear to be universal: Alzheimers and cancer.

    The statistics on prostate cancer for men and breast cancer for women are such that if you live long enough, you are assured of getting them. The only variable is age of onset.

    The same is true for Alzheimer's. Live long enough, and you'll get it.

    1000 years? Let's try 130 first.

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    sigs, as if you care.
    1. Re:Not to be contrarian, but... by mistersooreams · · Score: 1
      if you live long enough, you are assured of getting them
      So what you're saying is, if you don't die of anything else, you'll die of cancer. I believe the phrase is "No shit Sherlock" ;)
    2. Re:Not to be contrarian, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Aubrey's problem is that he's a theory man, not really into time spent in the lab. And theory people tend to ignore things which make their theory difficult.

      I remember when he and I were on the same mailing list (Longevity Digest) about 8-9 years ago, and he was saying then that we'd be solving ageing in about 10 years :)

      It's always in 10 years...

  66. I don't buy it. by SiroccoStar · · Score: 1

    I don't buy it, not a scrap of it. On the shallow side, he even -looks- a bit of a quack. I suspect he's the next Penn & Teller cannon fodder for their series. No where in the article did I even see anything remotely scientific. It was just a bunch of hype. Where're the scientific facts he's supposedly gathered to back it up? A thousand years is a big promise to make, a promise of 100 years would've sufficed even in this day and age.

    The Methuselah Mouse project did/does prolong the life of a mouse, granted a mouse only lives for three years naturally so proportionally a mouse that lives 5-10 years would seem phenomenal.

    I'm with Olshansky, the way de Grey makes it out to be makes you suspect he's forming it into a bit of a cult instead of an actual scientific endeavor.

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    "I'd rather stay here with all the madmen, for I'm quite content they're all as sane as me..." ~ David Bowie
  67. It's about time! by killdashnine · · Score: 1

    It's about time ... and to think, before this I would have been happy with uploading my consciousness to the internet!

    Seriously though, most of the world is going to have to prepare for the concept of living virtually forever. If this is coming sooner than later, we have to think about the burgeoning population problem in the 3rd world. There are billions of impoverished people and it's going to get messy with 100, 200, 300+ year old people taking up space. Additionally, we have to keep people busy and productive.

    Obviously, it's time to get to thinking seriously about colonizing space. It's going to get rather close here on Earth!

  68. 1000 Years of George Bush by revscat · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because you know death doesn't serve any beneficial effects.

    Look, I'd like to be immortal as much as the next guy, but come ON. The ramifications on this would be freakin' HUGE. Population growth, global warming, fascist dictators, stagnation of society, etc. Death is bad, but it's not ALL bad.

    There's downsides, that's all I'm saying.

  69. Unconvinced... by Lonesome+Squash · · Score: 1
    There are so many different ways to die, some of which are there in opposition to others. For instance, cell senescence sucks, but if you don't do something to limit cell reproduction you're leaving yourself vulnerable to cancer.

    Cancer is the real limiting factor here. Your cells are evolving. Once a zygote has divided into two cells, those two cells are in competition for reproductive success. Now, the body is an environment that's tailored to make "selfish" behavior (like consuming lots of resources and reproducing as fast as possible) less beneficial than it might otherwise be. And the cells start out with lots of mechanisms that make them poor competitors.

    But evolution works wonders. DNA replication is imperfect, and mutations arise. Eventually, some combination of mutations will increase the reproductive success of some cell line, and you're on your way down a road to cancer.

    We can make the environment less hospitable to such cells with chemotherapy, we can ameliorate some of the more common precancerous mutations with drugs or perhaps even fix them with gene therapy.

    But I have a lot of faith in the ingenuity of life, and its ability to find ways around these fixes. Give a trillion cells a thousand years, and one of them is going to figure out a way to take advantage of the incredibly friendly environment inside a body and start building a little empire somewhere inside your pancreas.

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  70. Will it be shared freely with every person... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No.

    Love and herpes will continue to remian the only things shared freely in human history.

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  72. Sure by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    hopefully on your 900th birthday you will finally get a raw version of Duke Nukem Forever!

  73. That's great news for us geeks! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    The longer we live, the greater the chances we have of eventually getting laid!

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  74. Not funny by SolidCore · · Score: 1
    A number of people in biblical times lived well into their 200s or 300s. This is well-documented in The Bible.


    I don't see where this is funny. George Bush believes it to be true and he is the smartest man alive. That many Christians can't be wrong!

    1. Re:Not funny by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Actually as a christian myself it offends *me* when people try to take everything word for word and make complete idiots of themselves.

      Anyone who's played chinese whispers as a child knows what can happen to information as it's passed by word of mouth - and some of this stuff was passed that way for hundreds, even thousands of years. Some of the earliest stuff is clearly a morality story (in 1000 years will people take Humpty Dumpty literally??? No stranger than taking talking snakes literally...).

    2. Re:Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a non-Christian, I care that you're offended. I really do... :P

    3. Re:Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know many very, very intelligent people who believe in the all of the Bible. What's your point? http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/

    4. Re:Not funny by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      Honest question, not intended to be a troll:

      Doesn't disbelieving parts of the Bible kind of undermine your faith? If you can just claim that parts of the Bible are untrue, then what's to say that the parts you do believe are true?

      People that believe that everything in there is true (though maybe misinterpreted by the majority of people), make more sense.

    5. Re:Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're just not a good judge of intelligence.

  75. What !?! BBC Hoaxed again !?! by St.Anne · · Score: 1

    Awwwww, thats just not right.

  76. How many more Rolling Stones by 93,000 · · Score: 1

    reunion tours will that put us in for? And man, Kiss will NEVER hang it up now.

  77. This won't probably work... by devillion · · Score: 1
    At least it will need lot more than 20 years.

    Chances are that even if you can remove the causes of ageing which can be notices when people are 200 years old, there may be other ageing effects which don't show up until you are more than 500 years old.

  78. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Basehart · · Score: 1

    "What kind of sport would that be - they move slowly and don't hide well. That would kind of be like hunting cattle - in a feed yard."

    I think hunting thousand year old people would be quite challenging actually, especially armed ones.

    Think of how cunning they would be after a thousand years of playing Half Life, Doom and that other one.

    I'd rather hunt an armed thirty year old than an armed thousand year old any day.

  79. Well, yeah. by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Am I saying death is a good idea? Well, yeah. I am.

    If you think about it, the success of all life on this planet is predicated on the fact that, sooner or later, it dies. This necessitates the ability to reproduce, and reproduction is the key to evolution.

    I don't just mean genetic evolution here, either. The advancement of human civilization has always been about the next generation surpassing the accomplishment of their parents. Science, philosophy, economics, art -- you name it. The progress we as a species have made have always come from the student looking at what has been accomplished before them and saying "That's great, but what if..."

    Aside from the obvious population issues, allowing people (or far worse, some people) to outlive Methusela poses a very real danger of short-circuiting this vital process. Understand, this is what has worked for eons -- ever since your ancestors and mine decided to gang up and be more than free-floating amino acids, this is the way it's been. Ask yourself: is your own inflated sense of self-importance worth short-circuiting that?

    I'd rather die knowing my descendants would someday achieve things beyond my imagining than live and help ensure that they don't.

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    1. Re:Well, yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have us convinced, now commit suicide already.

  80. When I was young... by bornroot · · Score: 1

    This sure will mean the typicly exaggerated story along the line "You have it easy, you kids! When I was young...", now will be even more exaggerated. -Those Exahertz processors, then I was young, we only had two Gigahertz.

  81. Lets think this through by TampaDeveloper · · Score: 1

    If natural life expectancy was 1000 years, this doesn't reduce the chances of dying violently. In fact you will be 13 times more likely to die violently. According to http://www.nsc.org/lrs/statinfo/odds.htm, you have a 1 in 23 chance of dying from "external" causes. If the average life span is 1000 years, then this increases the chances to 13 in 23, or more than 50%. Also, if we lived 1000 years, there would be alot more to gain from being agressive, so you would see significantly more social injustices. Would you want to be a peon for the next 1000 years, or would you rather pick up a gun and take your chances at a more lucrative future? If you're not, someone is, and you'll be the one in bondage. Thanks but I'll let God take me when he's ready for me.

    1. Re:Lets think this through by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      Also, if we lived 1000 years, there would be alot more to gain from being agressive

      Not sure about this. Seems to me there would be a lot more to lose. Being agressive now might reap a big reward, but might cost you your final 50 years if you get locked up or the lethal injection. If lifespans were 1000 years, that's 970 years you stand to lose.

  82. Holy crap! by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine how long that guys beard will be in 900 years!

    Protip: Rip Van Winkle was not the most stylish of guys, so emulating him might not be a good idea.

  83. F*ck longer, try BETTER by b-lou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although there's science involved here, the real question is a philosophical one, as other comments have touched upon. I think the topic begs great big questions like, "What is the purpose of life?" To learn? To experience? Most humans piddle away their meager seventy years, and when it's time to go they realize all the things they should have said and done but... it's too late.

    Humans don't need to live longer, they need to live better.

    If humans lived to be 1,000 years old:

    • Acceptable age for active military duty would be 18 to 300.
    • Retirement age would be 850.
    • Social Security? Hah!
    • People could be married and divorced 20 times or more in one life.
    • They'd see approximately 430 upgrades to WindowsXP.
    • ...(you fill in the blank)
    1. Re:F*ck longer, try BETTER by syrinx · · Score: 1

      I think the topic begs great big questions like... ...(you fill in the blank)

      They'd learn what "begs the question" actually means?

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    2. Re:F*ck longer, try BETTER by b-lou · · Score: 1

      They'd learn what "begs the question" actually means?

      Very interesting. I stand educated.

    3. Re:F*ck longer, try BETTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of F*ck longer... isn't the longer the better? :)

    4. Re:F*ck longer, try BETTER by The-Bus · · Score: 1
      They'd see approximately 430 upgrades to WindowsXP.


      And yet, still no Longhorn.
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  84. Do Snuggling Ifbots dream of Electric Sheep? by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Only Old People... Oh, wait.

    In Korea, old - no, wait, "Snuggling Ifbot" robots provide companionship to old Japanese, not old Koreans (they just use email).

    Problem is, the snuggling ifbots were only warranted for the first four years... and then...

    HUMAN: I'm surprised you didn't come to me sooner.
    IFBOT: It's not an easy thing to meet your maker.
    HUMAN: And what can he do for you?
    IFBOT: Can the maker repair what he makes?
    HUMAN: Would you like to be modified?
    IFBOT: Had in mind something a little more radical.
    HUMAN: What's the problem?
    IFBOT: Death.
    HUMAN: I'm afraid that's a little out of my...
    IFBOT: I want more life, fucker.

    From the article:

    > We will still die, of course - from crossing the road carelessly, being bitten by snakes, catching a new flu variant etcetera -

    Guess we gotta add "eyes gouged out by snuggling ifbot" to that hazard list, bub. On the other hand, four years (or more, depending on whose interpretation you follow) with a Rachelbot sounds pretty sweet. Sign me up.

  85. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by RealAlaskan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    That last century you spend in a nursing home probably would Suck with a capital "S".

    Seriously, given the likelyhood of an accident getting you, imagine the sort of life people would have to live to average living to 1000. Even if you could offer people a constant youthful physique and extreme longevity, how many of us are really going to make it to even 200?

    Looks as if those two problems cancel. To get to that last, Sucky century in the nursing home, you'd have to have way too little fun along the way. If you have a full, active life, as you said: ``... something's going to get you.''

    I think that the whole point of these life extension projects is to give us a good life until an accident does us in, so that instead of becoming a miserable burden to ourselves and others after 70 or 80 years, we can go on being useful.

    For me, the draw isn't ``live as long as possible'', it's ``be physically able to live 'til I die.'' Longer total life span is ok, too, I guess.

  86. when you eliminate disease and ageing by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1

    When you eliminate disease and ageing as causes of death, you're left with accident, murder and suicide.

    Darn few would make it to 1 kiloyear. Those that did would mostly have led very boring lives.

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  88. 1000 year old man by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    What?!? A whole page of replies, and not a single person suggests asking Mel Brooks for advice on what it's like to live to be 1000?

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  89. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Sparr0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Aside from that, try to imagine the social, scientific and political stagnation that would occur from having old people not dying. Try to picture the economic devestation among young people (you think following the boomers sucks...), the lock-in of power among a few Very Oldsters... If people do start living to 1000, I think our real duty would be to start hunting them.


    I think the long term result would be the exact opposite. On the surface yes, what you suggest would happen, but consider the OTHER implications of 1000 year old politicians... No longer would pollution, poor city planning, etc be a problem for their grandchildren/successors. Each and every person would have to spend at least 900 years living with the consequences of their decisions. Also, consider how boring it would be to be a senator for a thousand years. I would wager that most "career" politicans would retire after about as long as they do now, simply out of boredom. 60 or 70 years of income gives a pretty sound basis for a 900 year retirement just as much so as for a 20 year retirement.
  90. Cat and mouse, New York style by mulescent · · Score: 1
    The statement that the first 1000 year old human is already 60 is ridiculously hopeful. However, we will continue to extend our lifespans, possibly indefinitely.

    The body is a very, very complex machine that, for evolutionary reasons, is programmed to cease functioning after reproduction is not possible. This pesky built-in evolutionary trait (death) can be overcome by science.

    It won't happen all at once, though. Treatments will extend the average lifespan a few years at a time, as has been happining since the advent of modern medicine. Its a game of cat and mouse.

    In New York city, over the last 10 years, the average lifespan for males has increased 6.8 years. This means that, for those of us under 30, the average lifespan will have increased from 74 to 101 in the 40 intervening years, assuming the trend holds. Perhaps we are not so far from a practical kind of immortality.

    Then again, if you're over 80 your chances of being demented are better than 50%, so it may not be much of an immortal life.

  91. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you RTFA, you'll see how the author gets the 1000 year number. He states a reasonably safety-conscious teenager has a .1% chance of dying in an accident, does some math, and says you've got a 50% chance of making it to 1000. Personally, I get (.999 ** 1000) = .37, or about 1:3 chance, but that's close enough.

    So, you won't spend the last century in a nursing home. You'll basically be a 20-something the whole time, up until you get flattened by a bus.

    That being said, these claims sound wildly optimistic to me, just like interferon was going to cure cancer by 1990, fusion power by 2000 and nanoassemblers will build anything you want by 2020.

  92. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by rhost89 · · Score: 1

    I would. Think about all the things that you would be able to acomplish. The colinization of other worlds (Granted if you only travel 1/4 the speed of light, the closest system would only take you 160 years to reach).

    The last 10 years of your life in a nursing home is going to suck anyhow. As for the social and scientific stagnation, lets face it things are only getting worse now, so why not. And as for the economic devistation, lets really look at things as they are right now, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer. Inflation cannot be held in check. That $30,000 home your parents bought is worth probably over $150,000 today, when you are your parents age that will probably be 1.5 million. What happens to all the people that live in apartments etc. that dont own property or have financial savings, they will end up our homeless. I beleive that we are heading for a financial colapse here in the next 50 years or so and we will have to re-think our monitary policies and end up more of a socialistic society. Just my 2 cents.

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  93. RTFA you people!!! by scovetta · · Score: 1

    The point of the article is that you wouldn't age, so you wouldn't be in a nursing home for the last 150 years of your life (unless you're working there, or you just like the atmosphere). The science of aging is very interesting--in many ways it is artificial and 'un-natural'. To cease aging would obviously create a slew of problems (population explosion, justice/incarceration, jobs, etc), but I think we can deal with these problems.

    The "opposing" article is just a bunch of crap. "Don't expect to live to 1000, because Indiana Jones tried to get the grail but it fell down the chasm."

    For the guy who wrote that he'd rather live 50 good years that 1000 years of pill-popping-- if you really could take one pill a year that would eliminate aging for the next year-- you wouldn't take it? How about your loved ones? Have a parent that's getting old? How about your children? I'd rather live 1000 good years than 50.

    The article implies that one of the aims is to "cure" aging-- does this mean that if I'm 75, and I drink their potion, then I'll "revert" to 50 or 40 or whatever?

    This is actually funny because there was a Twilight Zone episode on last night about aging-- "A Short Drink From a Certain Fountain", I think.

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    1. Re:RTFA you people!!! by matth1jd · · Score: 1

      Thank you! The article clearly states that in theory the only way you'll die is death from stepping in front of car, putting the toaster to close to the edge of the tub, etc. The author estimates that if you're a risk conscious teen you have about a 1/1000 chance of dying before you turn 18. He goes on to say that means you have a 50/0 chance of making it to 1000, provided you don't misjudge the speed of an on coming car, or sky dive sans parachute.

      I for one would love to live to be at least 100, but a 500 would be better. Imagine what video games will look like by then... I hope.

      --J

  94. No thanks! by Zedrick · · Score: 1
    Yuck. I've just turned 30, and every day I think to myself (and say to others), "it was better in the old days". It really was. I despise today's teens and their total lack of respect for the older generation(s), I'm constantly depressed over the fact that people are playing Half Life 2 without ever having played through Last Ninja 2 and every summer I see more and more annoying tourists polluting my neighbourhood.

    Also, why do they always have to play awful junk on the radio these days?

    I really don't want to think about how depressed and cynical I would be in 970 years time.

  95. Balanced? by clenhart · · Score: 1

    The best way to have a balanced prospective is to read a variety of sources. I would not depend on media outlets to tell us what is balanced.

    1. Re:Balanced? by zpok · · Score: 1

      "The BBC is now balanced?"

      Yes, the BBC are balanced. It's the new word for "When I say white, I'm obliged to hint at black as well. Thus not really offending anyone, no sir - or madam, or or... it."

      It doesn't mean they are impartial or reasonable or whatever.
      But regardless: imo the BBC is one of the most impartial *big* media-outlets available. Which doesn't mean all that much, but still makes it worthwhile to visit.

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    2. Re:Balanced? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      Well, when you put it that way :-)

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  96. depends on how many by tacokill · · Score: 1

    I'll take yours if you don't want them. Seriously, if I have to take pills so that I can make it to 1000, then fine -- I'll take the pills.

    I don't fear death but I'm quite sure I am in no hurry to meet him.

  97. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, I really suspect that when Og the caveman first figured out how to light a fire, his buddy Thag bitched about this dangerous new technology because he was afraid Og's fire would burn up his prized collection of mammoth hides. Meanwhile, the rest of the tribe said, "Hey, now we can keep our caves warm!"

    Every technological advance brings with it the potential for danger and social change. There are real, hard questions which must be answered. But for myself, I'd rather have the opportunity to answer those questions with some real-world experience ...

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  98. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    While this means that a huge number of /.'ers are relatively safe, the rest of us are still going to get ourselves killed going over the handlebar on our bikes or crashing our cars or walking in front of a bus or hitting trees skiing or etc.

    I seriously doubt that. Our mothers basements are usually devoid of those things.

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  99. Oblig Futurama Reference by CommanderData · · Score: 1

    What I'd really like to know is if the treatment will be a simple once a day pill or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering).

    Professor: Here, take this pill (offers Fry a fist-sized pill)
    Fry: I can't swallow that!
    Professor: Good news! It's a suppository.

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    1. Re:Oblig Futurama Reference by Jason+Ford · · Score: 1

      ...or a three hour long invasive therapy I have to go through every morning (much like showering)

      Oh, so that's why Slashdotters have an aversion to showering: they're doing it wrong! It shouldn't take three hours, and it definitely shouldn't be invasive. ;)

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  100. Read the opposing article and by wren337 · · Score: 1

    everywhere Dr. Olshansky PhD talks about historical ideas of immortality, substitute "traveling to the moon". He has no argument. Just because people have been chasing it forever is no reason to believe we'll never get there.

  101. it seems we are halfway there by Glog · · Score: 1

    The guy in the picture looks to be at least 500!

  102. Old idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robert Heinlein, Lazarus Long, 1974

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  104. Funny passage in the bible by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

    I'm not religious, but I remember reading this passage in the old testament with my father. John lived to be 738 years old, and then he died. Ezekiel lived to be 902 years old, and then he died. Abraham lived to be 872 years old, and then he died. ....

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    1. Re:Funny passage in the bible by Sardak · · Score: 1

      John lived to be 738 years old, and then he died. Ezekiel lived to be 902 years old, and then he died. Abraham lived to be 872 years old, and then he died.

      I just happened to think of this, but if you divide all those ages by 12 (12 months in a year) you get normal old ages. Perhaps it's supposed to be months?

      John lived to be 61 years, 6 months old, and then he died. Ezekiel lived to be 75 years, 2 months old, and then he died. Abraham lived to be 72 years, 8 months old, and then he died.

      On second thought, that doesn't make for as interesting a story. Oh well.

    2. Re:Funny passage in the bible by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uh not exactly.

      It's more like this (Gen 5).

      Then in Gen 6: "1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal ; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."

      Then after that was the flood and the tower of babel, and the lifespans declined (Gen 11).

      Though 120 years was stated to be the max - a number of people in the Bible did live a bit longer than that (even post-Flood).

      It is interesting that 120 years appears to still be the current max for modern humans.

      BTW you can probably breed for longer lifespan if each generation of creatures were only allowed to reproduce later and later in their life spans. But there could be trade-offs especially if you are not careful and just breed for lifespan.

      Maybe you could live to 1000 years with some future tech, but I wonder what the cost would be.

      Previously even if you were rich, you'd die not that long after the poorer folk (excluding the really really poor). Whereas, if the tech costs a fair bit, the rich could live to 1000 years, but the poor to 90 max. If you think unbridled capitalism creates imbalances and polarization, this would be even more so.

      Also the evil could rule for millenia... Sure the good could too, but what are the odds... AFAIK most of the good people don't really have such a strong drive to _rule_ over their fellow people. Once in a while you do get benevolent dictators, but...

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    3. Re:Funny passage in the bible by aardwolf64 · · Score: 1
      The max was actually 969 years.

      Genesis 5:27
      Altogether, Methuselah lived 969 years, and then he died.

      Interestingly enough, Methuselah died during the flood...

    4. Re:Funny passage in the bible by yorkpaddy · · Score: 1

      The names and number I came up with weren't exact.

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    5. Re:Funny passage in the bible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops, that happends to be false. He did die the same year as the flood, but not the year of the flood.
      BTW, Methuselah means "When he dies, [it] will come"

    6. Re:Funny passage in the bible by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Some say that Methuselah meant "When he dies, judgement", or "When he is dead it shall be sent", and that the flood actually came after he died. This could be the case.

      If so, it is interesting that Methuselah lived so long (he even outlived his son Lamech) and thus it took quite a while before the flood was sent.

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    7. Re:Funny passage in the bible by geekotourist · · Score: 1
      Two things:
      • You'll find significant scholarly debate on whether or not that 'strive for 120 years' means that 1. 'Nobody gets to be 120+ anymore' (neverminding the Bible having a few people, and not just right after the flood, living to be over 120) or 2. 'In 120 years the earth is toast. In a flood the toaster sort of way.' Not an unambiguous verse.
      • Jeanne Calment made 122. And her tenant made the Worse Reverse-Morgage Ever. Next oldest validated ages were 119 and 117. Currently we have 59 living supercenenarians although if you're #1 you just know that #2 is waiting for you to go so they get their 60,500,000 minutes of fame (but boy that male to female ratio: not so good.)
  105. Aubrey de Grey? by afstanton · · Score: 0

    So *that's* the name Dorian's using these days...interesting...

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  106. I want to be frozen for 1000 year by nbdy · · Score: 1

    or 1000,000 year or more to see the future.

  107. What about space travel? by adagioforstrings · · Score: 1

    Just think...1000 year life span opens up some possibilities for deep space travel. That could be very interesting. Not that there wouldn't be other problems to deal with, but it makes for some interesting though.

  108. Insurance by Ichijo · · Score: 1

    This is going to cause problems with medical insurance. If we could cure all diseases and aging, but the cost per person rises exponentially as the person ages (and this will go on for 1000 years per person, not just 80 or 100), who will be stuck with the bill?

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  109. Perpetual copyright? by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 1

    This shows that the entertainment industry will stop at nothing trying to increase their profit. When then can't get legislators to extend copyright to 900 years past the death of the author, they want scientists the extend the life of authors by 900 years instead. Assuming most authors will have forgotten that they even wrote something more than 500 years ago, their publishers can expect to collect the royalties for themselves.

    For a limited time, indeed.

  110. Re:programmed...... by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    ....... to cease functioning after reproduction is not possible.


    I am trying to run a vascectomy clinic here, you insensitive clod!

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  111. Obligatory by TheKubrix · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you mean I'll REALLY be around when they release Duke Nukem Forever?! sweet.

    1. Re:Obligatory by cablepokerface · · Score: 1

      Wow, I actually get to see the Duke Nukem Forever joke go to +5 Funny again on /.

      I think life is complete now.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Vidael · · Score: 1

      No, you'll only be around for another 900+ years. DNF will still be released sometime after you die.

    3. Re:Obligatory by jmanforever · · Score: 1

      " So you mean I'll REALLY be around when they release Duke Nukem Forever?! sweet."

      Yes, and even the next version of Windows!!!

    4. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the future only old people play Duke Nukem Forever!

  112. Meanwhile, the oldest person in the world is 114 by saddino · · Score: 1

    The oldest American died Wednesday at 114 according to CNN. The end of the article mentions that the oldest person living in the world is also 114.

    So it looks like 114 is the current maximum. I don't doubt that genetic research will help us find ways to extend this, but 1000?

    If it does turn out to be true though, we'll all be kicking ourselves that we didn't buy stock in the companies that own Cialis, Levitra and Viagra. There's gonna be a lot of old sex going on.

  113. Adios, amigos! by babymac · · Score: 1
    ...Is what I say to anyone who doesn't want to live to be 1000 years old. If you think you'd get bored, then simply choose not to take advantage of possible technologies like this in the future. That'll be more room for me.

    Don't you dare however tell me, or thousands of others like me that we're not allowed to try for such a goal. I am not easily bored. With all of the languages, musical instruments and places to see in the world I could occupy myself quite possibly for eternity.

    --
    "War makes me sad." - Me
  114. Economically by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was wondering about that myself. Let's say that everyone works enough in their first 100 years that they can save/invest enough so that they never have to work again - ever. Now, you have 900 years of retirement doing whatever you want. Now you just have a lot of money, only 10% of the people who are able to work do so and the other 90% don't produce. This is assuming that most people are disciplined enough to have that kind of financial plan. - There, I just shot my own idea down the toilet - everybody would live the same way financially, only over a longer period of time. I guess we'd see 300 year mortgages and as a result a typical family home would cost, what, $2,000,000?

    1. Re:Economically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You seem to assume that the entire world economy can depend on a few people working (say, 10% at any given time). That's cute.

      The reason the system works today is because people who retire don't live another 900 years.

    2. Re:Economically by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It would just become unfeseable to retire at that point.
      The first thing to realize is that money is not wealth. Money is just funny looking bits of paper which all of us have agreed to use as a medium of exchange for wealth, which is really convient. Wealth is physical things, like a car or food. If the supply of money increses, from all of the people saving it and collecting intrest, but the supply of food does not increse in kind, the price of food will increse. It's a simple supply and demand balance. The food produced by the 10% of the population, which is working, will need to be spread across the entire 100%. People will be able to save ridiculous sums of money over their lives, the problem is, that the price of things will follow in kind.
      This isn't to say that run-away inflation is inevitable. As the population grows, the number of workers creating wealth tends to increse in kind. If the supply of money is kept in check, inflation should be controlable.
      Personally, what I would expect, if this comes to pass, is that people will end up working until they are hit by a bus. They will just be able to take long breaks every once in a while, if they are smart and save. Much like we take vacations now, just for a longer period. People will also be able to change jobs throughout their life. Imagine spending 40 years programming, getting bored with it, and spending the next 8-10 years learning to be a mechanic, or teacher.
      The other argument I see, and a possible pitfall, is the idea of stagnation. Old people keep the world from changing. This begs the question: is stagnation in thinking based on just age, or is it caused by a reversable physical process? Studies have shown that people's ability to learn declines with age which means that it is probably a decay type process. If this were to be reversed, and 500 year olds were just as good at learning new things as 20 year olds, would this tendancy to gets stuck in one's way change? My guess is yes.

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      Necessity is the mother of invention.
      Laziness is the father.
  115. Why Not? by myside · · Score: 1

    Because people have thought we could beat aging before and they were wrong? It seems that Olshansky's theme here is that there have been many people in the past who have believed (in one form or another) that we could beat mortality, and they died. Before it was actually achieved, I wonder how many believed that flight was for the birds alone simply because others had already tried and failed?

  116. There Can be Only One! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cue Highlander references!

  117. MOD PARENT FLAMEBAIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because he's just asking for it

  118. its not as hard as it sounds.... by draos · · Score: 1

    If we can extend the life of 60 year old to 100 and in that 40 years learn to extend his life to 150 and in that 50 years extend it another 50 then we'll stay ahead of the game and extend life indefinately. We don't need to cure aging today , just take the first step before I die :) This link [google cache] shows how its planned out.

  119. The elves can do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why can't we?

  120. Could this be applied to dogs? by nebaz · · Score: 1

    How smart would a 1000 year old dog be?

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    Rhymes that keep their secrets will unfold behind the clouds.There upon the rainbow is the answer to a neverending story
  121. Serious Implications by tacokill · · Score: 1

    I have thought about this alot. Especially since I have been reading up on the Genome project and it's relationship with "aging" genes.

    In the course of human history, I can't think of anything else that comes close to the impact that immortality would bring upon the earth - aside from destroying it (which is another topic).

    If we are able to "master" aging, *everything* will change. Economics. Religon. Politics. Business. Culture. Education. Government. Philosophy. I am not smart enough to theorize on how they will change but I can say that the change would be larger than anything the human population has ever seen or even thought about.

    There are all kinds of interesting moral questions as well, like who would be eligible? How would we handle population growth? Etc.

  122. Re: expected remaining life by wurp · · Score: 1

    And it's worth noting that that figure (999.5 years) is your expected remaining life regardless of your current age.

  123. We should take him seriously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming from a guy that looks a lot like Rasputin his argument carries a lot of weight.

  124. IANAB by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 1

    I Am Not A Biologist, but I have a degree in biology. (I'm a medical student.) This article is a bunch of hooey, but I think the alternative view does an inadequate job of debunking it. The main argument of the article is similar to this: "I'll be able to drive from New York to London just as soon as I get the radiator in my car fixed." The real problem is much bigger than he's making it out to be.

    We have indeed learned a lot about aging in the past few decades, particularly with the advent of molecular biology. We have been successful in raising the average life expectancy for those who have access to modern medical care. But there is no evidence that the maximum possible age is getting any older. The only thing increasing is the chance that people with good health care will approach the maximum age.

    One of the curses of old age is the increasing chance of getting cancer. Cancer treatment has improved dramatically in recent decades, but is nowhere near guaranteeing complete recovery for all. The basic strategy of all cancer therapies is to use agents which are relatively more harmful to cancer cells than to the rest of the body, and to hope that the agent kills all of the cancer cells before it kills the patient. Some types of cancer are still basically untreatable. Cancer is not a problem which will be "solved" in the next few decades like polio was "solved" by vaccination. And as more and more people live longer and longer the cancer problem will actually increase.

    1. Re:IANAB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if you prevent and reverse the damage caused by the aging process cancer rates will be extremely low. There are few types of cancers that are prevelant in people in their 20s. By definition if the author succeeds in eliminating the cellular and molecular changes that occur with age he would also be successful in preventing all disease associated with old age. Cancer, Parkinsons, Heart Disease, etc.

      I am optimstic that we will be able to significantly treat and reverse aging within my lifetime. I am not phased by doubters as all radical human progress has been scoffed by doubters before proven wrong. Humans have been around thousdands of years yet the vast majority of medical progress has occured in the last 50.

  125. I'm happy by umrk · · Score: 1

    ... that most of the people promising eternal life are older thatn me, such that they have to work real hard to give themselves and me the proof.

  126. "Balanced BBC?!?!" by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
    It may have a reputation for being balanced but three times in the last two years it has admitted to bias, twice in the case of the (relatively right-wing, but really traditionalist) Catholic Church, and once, just the other week, in the case of a prominent member of the (nominally right-wing, but really quite liberal) UK "Conservative Party". In the latter case they admitted to not "balancing" the report.

    On top of all that: just last week they illustrated the Queens speech with a photo of the back of the Queen's crowned head, repeating the (republican-flavoured) insult of the left-wing UK "Guardian" newspaper which had published the same view of her head the day before.

    I really don't think that they can be called balanced, or unbiased for that matter.

    1. Re:"Balanced BBC?!?!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For more examples of how "balanced" BBC really is, see

      http://www.camera.org/index.asp?x_context=4&x_ou tl et=12

    2. Re:"Balanced BBC?!?!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, camera the great bastion of balance, basicly the bitch about anyone who says a single bad word about isreal website

    3. Re:"Balanced BBC?!?!" by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      On top of all that: just last week they illustrated the Queens speech with a photo of the back of the Queen's crowned head

      Good God, it's worse than I thought! They're showing the back of the Queen's head? Don't they know that the back of her head is a state secret? Now all the secret intelligence resources that MI6 keep in her hair are compromised!...

      I mean, FFS. The evidence of BBC bias is that they didn't kowtow sufficiently to some old woman? Surely they'd be biased if they followed royal protocol 100%? What ratio of front shots to back shots of the Queen do you think would represent a balanced view of Her Majesty?

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      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    4. Re:"Balanced BBC?!?!" by midnighttoadstool · · Score: 1
      Surely they'd be biased if they followed royal protocol 100%

      Surely not. Thats like saying that a pupil who behaves himself in class is being biased, or that someone who takes a particular line because they know the objective truth is biased; ridiculous! But not to show due respect, and respect is due, is both unnecessarily ill-mannered and a sign of bias.

      In anycase the point, that you perhaps aren't aware of, is that the BBC is not supposed to be unbiased for the sake being unbiased but because in the UK everyone, whatever their view, is forced to pay the BBC around £100 per a year if they have a TV, and it is therefore an injury to the viewer if this "public service" is delivered with an Agenda, hidden or otherwise. Therefore they insult me by insulting the Queen, despite the fact that I am no great supporter of the Queen.

      Further, the BBC is not so insensitive that it would not be aware that a good section of the population of the UK would percieve the back-of-the-head-shot as a deliberate insult; and the BBC has enough intelligence to understand the importance of perception. IMO to insult someone is a fairly good indication of bias. In the case of the BBC it is truly inexcusable.

  127. Overpopulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people start living that long, we are going to have some severe over population issues. People procreating and not knocking off until hundreds of years later!

  128. Not exactly man... by vwjeff · · Score: 1

    Yoda. What more evidence do you need?

  129. Biblical Errors by totallygeek · · Score: 1
    The Bible is rife with problems and cannot be an accurate account for numbers, dates, places, or anything else. Consider the following:

    We are told the Bible has no scientific errors, yet it says the batis a bird (Lev. 11:13,19), hares chew the cud (Lev. 11:5-6), and some fowl (Lev. 11:20-21) and insects (Lev. 11:22-23) have four legs. Matt. 27:9-10 quotes a prophecy made by Jeremy the prophet. Heaven is supposed to be a perfect place. Yet, it experienced a war(Rev. 12:7). How can there be a war in a perfect place?

    How can 2 Kings 8:26, which says Ahaziah began to rule at age 22,be reconciled with 2 Chron. 22:2, which says he was 42? How can Ex. 33:20, which says no man can see God's face and live,
    be squared with Gen. 32:30, which says a man saw God's face and his life was preserved?

    Did Solomon have 40,000 stalls for his horses (1 Kings 4:26) or 4,000(2 Chron. 9:25)? Did Solomon's house contain 2,000 baths (1 Kings 7:26) or 3,000 (2 Chron. 4:5)?

    You could go on and on...

    1. Re:Biblical Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I could go on and on refuting and giving a rational account for each of your claims. It's been done many, many times.

    2. Re:Biblical Errors by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

      Go for it, humor us.

      I'm honestly interested... what are the rational accounts for his specific claims?

    3. Re:Biblical Errors by Rev+Wally · · Score: 1

      How can you argue that 4000==40000 with out claiming a translation, typographical, or some other type of error?

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    4. Re:Biblical Errors by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Bible is a huge, HUGE book, written by many people over a period of several thousand years. While I'm not going to claim perfection (it's been copied and translated many times, and that *always* introduces some margin of error), you might want to double-check your sources before you repeat them. For example:

      We are told the Bible has no scientific errors, yet it says the batis a bird (Lev. 11:13,19)

      Who's to say that it's *not* a bird? I mean, really. There was no Audubon society at the time, and no so-called "scientists" who think they're more qualified to classify these creatures than the God who created them.

      and insects (Lev. 11:22-23) have four legs

      (Lev 11:21) Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;

      That's 4 to walk on, 2 to leap with. Last time I checked, 4 + 2 = 6. But of course, your source conveniently left verse 21 out of his critique.

      People with an agenda tend to make very poor critics.

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      But God demonstrates his love for us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us - (Romans 5:8)
    5. Re:Biblical Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you aware that the bible was written before english as a language even existed? One of the more common translations in use today was done in the early 1600s? (King James versions) Translators often have to pick how to map some concept to something else. It isn't the fault of the bible that the translators decided overall the meaning of "insect" best mapped the 4 legged bug they were describing. (and 400 years ago insect didn't mean what it does today)

      Many of your so called conflicts have already been eliminated just be the above. I don't have time to answer the rest. Do a little research and you will discover they have been answered (perhaps better than I can).

    6. Re:Biblical Errors by totallygeek · · Score: 1
      Are you aware that the bible was written before english as a language even existed? One of the more common translations in use today was done in the early 1600s? (King James versions) Translators often have to pick how to map some concept to something else. It isn't the fault of the bible that the translators decided overall the meaning of "insect" best mapped the 4 legged bug they were describing. (and 400 years ago insect didn't mean what it does today)


      Then the same could be said for the number of years someone lived. If it says so-and-so lived to be 700 years old, how do we know that did not mean months or some period less than that? You cannot consider the numbers in the Bible accurate because there are too many contradictions within their own passages (this book says the person is 20, this other says he is 40; this passage claims 10,000 people died, this other one says 30,000). I am just saying that when the Bible claims Joe Bob lived to be 500 years old, you cannot say, "People lived that to be that old in the Bible days."

    7. Re:Biblical Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and insects (Lev. 11:22-23) have four legs.

      Thus being the first claim that something wasn't a bug but a feature.

    8. Re:Biblical Errors by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      Hm. I think it's a "leap" (please forgive me, I couldn't resist) to assume that "legs above their feet" refers to *additional* legs.

      Assuming our naturally upright disposition, humans have "legs above our feet." They're just attached, of course.

      Don't you think that this simple and honestly varied interpretation could account for the difference in your position and that of the grandparent poster?

      You can't be certain that someone is being intellectually dishonest by excluding contradictory information on purpose. It's a form of the ad hominem logical fallacy to call your counterpart's motives to question instead of maintaining focus on the contended point(s).

      With all respect to you, I think your own biases prevented a fair assessment in this instance.

    9. Re:Biblical Errors by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 1

      Now really... You can't possibly believe that the guys who wrote it didn't know how many total legs a locust has, can you? Especially considering the fact they were *eating* them?

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      But God demonstrates his love for us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us - (Romans 5:8)
    10. Re:Biblical Errors by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      The short answer to your question is: I assume they did know how many legs a locust has.

      But I don't *know* what they knew. Neither do you. We can make reasoned assumptions that they:

      1) Were discussing locusts;
      2) Could count.

      and that:

      3) Translators interpreted "4" correctly.

      My precise point is that a logically valid argument stands *independently* of what you and I believe to be true.

      Let's say the great-grandparent poster does have an agenda. If their subjective interpretation follows from the quoted text (which it does) then it's a valid argument regardless of any agenda.

      When you question their agenda, you are not proving your case. Rather you are pushing a possibly true, but entirely moot, point.

    11. Re:Biblical Errors by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 1

      But I don't *know* what they knew. Neither do you. We can make reasoned assumptions that they: 1) Were discussing locusts;

      (Lev 11:22) Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

      Yes, I think that's a pretty reasonable assumption.

      2) Could count.

      If it's reasonable to leave room for the possibility that Moses couldn't count, is it then reasonable to think that it might be possible that neither of you guys can count? That's pretty weak considering tremendous numerical references elsewhere in the book of Leviticus. Not to mention the fact that the writer of Leviticus; Moses, also wrote the book of Exodus, where the infamous Ten Commandments are found, showing that, whaddya know, one of the most powerful men in Egypt's government could indeed count.

      3) Translators interpreted "4" correctly.

      That's a no-brainer, and you'd be very hard-pressed to find anyone with an education in Hebrew who would question the translation (not interpretation) of that number.

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      But God demonstrates his love for us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us - (Romans 5:8)
    12. Re:Biblical Errors by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1

      I must apologize, because I seem to have given you the impression that I disagree with your interpretation of these Biblical verses. To the contrary, I agree with your interpretation of Leviticus.

      (This should not imply that I agree with the premise that *every* Biblical book:chapter:verse tuple is without scientific flaw.)

      My intent was to point out, respectfully, that you were making points regarding the motives and agendas of the parties with whom you were disagreeing. Such ad hominem points do not prove or disprove any side of the question, "Does the Bible contain errors of a scientific nature?"

      While various parties may approach a debate with hidden or exposed agendas, this alone doesn't refute any facts they may also bring. Likewise, it doesn't preclude them from purposefully presenting fallacies as evidence in their favor, but fallacies, by definition, do not prove anything true.

      The Bible, as an ancient and oft-translated text, is bound to contain some errors--as you mentioned. While it may have originated with God, it has been in man's fallable hands for several millenia. So it's contents may be subjectively interpreted, as represented by the many Christian denominations and their range of beliefs. As such, objective facts give way to logically reasoned positions, and from the variance in those positions we get reasonable disagreement and debate.

      Given that reasoned theories are often the best "facts" we have to offer, we tend to call them facts until we have sufficient contradictory evidence. And again, an opponents motives for disagreement do not qualify as logical evidence against his/her position.

      In short, every point should be judged on the basis of available evidence, and not prejudiced by ones own beliefs.

      I would wager that your beliefs led you to make illogical arguments regarding the original poster (and scientists), but in later posts to me, your steady knowledge of the Bible enabled several very logical arguments regarding Leviticus. I, for one, value the latter much higher. Thank you.

    13. Re:Biblical Errors by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 1

      I must apologize, because I seem to have given you the impression that I disagree with your interpretation of these Biblical verses.

      Understood. My appologies for jumping to conclusions after misunderstanding your intent.

      Such ad hominem points do not prove or disprove any side of the question, "Does the Bible contain errors of a scientific nature?" ... In short, every point should be judged on the basis of available evidence, and not prejudiced by ones own beliefs.

      I actually agree with that statement completely, which is why I didn't just leave it at "you have an agenda", and brought forth context from the text in question to demonstrate how it's just as easy to come away from the passage seeing that they were counting 4 legs for walking + 2 legs for leaping.

      The reason I brought up the agenda issue was because I've often seen the sorts of lists that that the original poster made reference to. Upon examination of these lists, seeing how things are often taken grossly and obviously out of context, it becomes pretty clear to me that they approach the Bible only with the intent of "disproving" it.

      In fact, a quick Google search for the exact text that he posted brought up a plethora of lists that were absolutely identical, demonstrating that it is very very likely that the poster simply took these sources at their word and never examined the issue himself. The bias of the list's author(s) shines through clearly when you see ridiculous statements such as the following:

      20. If the Bible is our moral guide, then how can it make pornographic statements such as: "...they may eat their own dung and drink their own piss with you" (2 Kings 18:27)

      If the author was truly more interested in understanding the passage than tearing it down, he would have seen that the context clearly states that the city of Samaria was under siege by the armies of Assyria. If you can't bring in food and water, what do you eat? What do you drink? Gross, yeah. But pornographic? Obviously not.

      The fact that the author has an agenda doesn't disprove his point, but I believe it does go toward explaining the tremendous amount of neglect in his arguments.

      I would wager that your beliefs led you to make illogical arguments regarding the original poster (and scientists)

      ... So I take issue with the idea that my arguments in that area were illogical ;), though as you correctly pointed out, they had no bearing on proving my case regarding Leviticus.

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      But God demonstrates his love for us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us - (Romans 5:8)
    14. Re:Biblical Errors by FlimFlamboyant · · Score: 1

      Oops, let me correct myself real quick. It was Jerusalem that was under siege, not Samaria (which was besieged and then taken earlier in the passage)

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      But God demonstrates his love for us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us - (Romans 5:8)
  130. Appearance by warGod3 · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't we look like Yoda?

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    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." General James Mattis
  131. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

    You didn't RFA did you? The thousand year estimate is based on the likelihood of death by accident. Admittedly I'm not sure where he got the odds of accidental death from (he may have pulled it directly from his ass).

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    "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  132. has to be said: by thoolihan · · Score: 1

    "When 900 years old you are, look as good you will not"

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  133. 100, 200, 300 ... 1000 by DanteBlack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The ramifications of everyone living to be 1000 years old seem extreme because it's such a huge jump. If this is reached a s a progression it becomes more managable. Consider that if everyone starts living to be 100 and then to 200 and so on. The gradual progression would teach us how to deal with the implications, population and otherwise.

    Science is often faced with an odd host of moral/ethical questions. Equaly often the question of 'Can we do it?' is answered before 'Should we do it?' Nuclear weaponry is a great example, specificly the application of.

    In the 1940's we proved that we can construct a weapon capable of intense destrctive power. Then we used it. At the time it might have been the action that we should take to help end WWII. And it did help. In retrospect, 60 years later, we struggle with whether we should have used them.

    Living to be 1000 years old sounds very cool, right now the question is 'Can we?' soon though 'Should we?'. I think the answer will be yes, but I think there will be a gradual approach to reaching the goal, limited both by available technology and social climate.

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    1. Re:100, 200, 300 ... 1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how would you feel if some one were to forbid you to live longer when you realy wanted to.

      i'm sorry but your post is as trolish as the post I read yesterday about the guy who was hoping for aids being the solution to over population.

      if it could be donne it should be donne in both cases there is no global over population
      there is overpopulation in regions that just cant handel it deserts ect.

      besides in first world countries birth rates are going down, improve living standards in 2nd and 3de world countries and eventualy the same is going to happen there.
      the only problem i see are IP and copyright laws

    2. Re:100, 200, 300 ... 1000 by DanteBlack · · Score: 1

      You've missed the point. I quite think this is potentialy cool stuff, and I'm not saying that it should be controled. Just that those are likely the questions that will be asked as it develops.

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      I am invisble, and you can't see me.
  134. Get a pill, pay the bill! by Shazow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What about if they devise some sort of contract that whomever decides to accept this medicine, they have to sign a contract that by age x (say... 200?) they are required to leave the planet. Of course, they can come back to visit their great great great great great great not so great great great grandchildren every once in a while and suches, but for the most part, they'd be living elsewhere.

    I think since most geniuses don't hit their peak of invention until nearing the ends of their lives, extending it will either push it much further back or... make huge leaps in technology.

    But what about education? Most people today only ever go to school because they want to make the most of their short life. They want to graduate, get a good job, live a good life.
    If you have 984 years to go, would you really be interested in pursuing higher education? Would this "dumben down" our populace?

    We'll either get a lot of smart people, or a lot of patient lazy people.

    So, where do I sign?

    - shazow

    1. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by affliction · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there will be a bigger gap between the 2 groups of people. Some people will continue to learn for hundreds of years and will become exponentially smarter than those who choose not to.

      I would love to have 1000 years to learn. Think of all the things you could learn and do in that much time. There are so many things right now that I don't have time for because I feel the need to focus on the things I like best.

      I also think a lot of people focus on surviving. But, what happens when that doesn't become an issue any more? We saw huge technological leaps and bounds when we didn't have to slave all day on the farm just to grow enough food to sustain ourselves. I think we will see a similar shift if something like this comes to pass.

    2. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by Knara · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think since most geniuses don't hit their peak of invention until nearing the ends of their lives, extending it will either push it much further back or... make huge leaps in technology.

      I dunno, seems to me that most geniuses make their greatest progress in their relative youth, then spend the rest of their lives either promoting and expanding on that first development, or they start off on some other incredulous project that they never quite finish.

    3. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by Shazow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. I was more referring to the latter, the "start off on some other cinredulous project that they never quite finish." Now they'd have plenty of time to finish AND see the sun every once in a while. :-)

      - shazow

    4. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by totoanihilation · · Score: 1

      Concerning overpopulation: This pill won't stop women from becoming infertile at around 50. And I don't think any woman will want to be pregnant 30 times in a row at the start of their lives.

    5. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by cylcyl · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'll become like the elves that consider children to be children till they are 200. Imagine that we have to go thru 120 yrs of compulsory education because there would be simply so much to learn just to be competitive in the marketplace

    6. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is mostly true of people in the past, especially the mathematical and physics-related names. But in today's fields we have people hitting their stride later and later - biochemists for example tend to hit their peak in their 40's, compared to mathematicians (aren't they peaking in their 20's?).

      And you can't discount the advantage of having people living long enough to become specialists in many different fields and then forging new links between them to reveal new scientific fields and discoveries.

    7. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I think since most geniuses don't hit their peak of invention until nearing the ends of their lives, extending it will either push it much further back or... make huge leaps in technology.

      On the contrary, someone compaired this at one point: The vast majority of the gifted people make the big breakthroughs when they are young, before they get married and "settle down".

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    8. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by tre4lien · · Score: 1

      "... what about education? Most people today only ever go to school because they want to make the most of their short life. They want to graduate, get a good job, live a good life. If you have 984 years to go, would you really be interested in pursuing higher education?..."

      Maybe I'm different, but I don't think your description is typical of the people I know. I think that the reason only a small portion of people get higher educations is because they think that 6 or 8 or 10 years of school is too much of thier life. Go to school for 12 years to be a Psychiatrist, then only work for 30 years and retire?! Forget it! I'll just work a help desk. OR if I do go through all that schoolling (SP?) - dammit, I'm gonna work for as long as I live - even if I do have enough to retire when I'm 45.

      This sure is borne out where I live - doctors & lawyers often don't retire until thier health forces them to. If I thought I could live to 1000 I would not hesitate to invest 10 years in school - hell I wouldn't mind doing 100yrs - the ratio of "Foundational Education" to "Practical Development and Use" of that education would still be much better than it is now!

      Yeah - I can't see how we wouldn't have a more educated society if we lived that long... however, population growth is the darker side of this coin.....

    9. Re:Get a pill, pay the bill! by Shazow · · Score: 1

      I'm actually majoring in Psychology (and also majoring in Computer Science), and I don't see it taking anywhere near 12 years. Maybe about 9 years or so if I get a PhD or something.

      Some people go into school for the sake of learning. Others go into school for the sake of more money. I'd say the majority do it for the latter. If you want to learn, that's not going to be a problem except for the fact that people are going to be in more debt than ever unless they moderate their learning to working.

      If people just want to make money, I don't see them being in a hurry to learn what they need to get a high paying job right away. They'll probably spend a majority of their life screwing off.

      - shazow

  135. Florida by khendron · · Score: 1

    From the opposing-view article: ...Ponce de Leon discovered Florida in his quest for the fountain of youth...

    He might not have found the fountain of youth, but he did find a nice place to retire.

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    1. Re:Florida by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
      He might not have found the fountain of youth, but he did find a nice place to retire.

      If you like living with legions of giant, evil insects. :-P Although they are occasionally washed away by the hurricanes, I suppose.

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  136. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by drgreg911 · · Score: 1

    I don't mind not living to 1000, but it would be nice to know that I'd be youthful till I got hit by a bus at 80 or 90.

  137. I'm not a futurist... by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    ...but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    Isn't the limited human lifespan one of the things keeping us from the Soylent Green scenario?

    At what life expectancy does the next generation shift from being our greatest hope to our greatest threat?

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  138. The arguments both seem kind of simplistic.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    One argues with that starry eyed kind of scientific idealism (not that I'm faulting him, it takes somethings outlandish belief to make things like this even start to happen) while the other argues that because no one in the past has done it, why should we believe that someone will now.

    Both seems like sort of extremes at either end, the truth is usually somewhere in the middle (probably in the lower quadrant).

    Life extension would be probably harder to argue against, and with a little luck, what will begin to be achieved within our lifetimes.

    Personally, I'd settle for a few more years and better overall health. Dementia, Alzheimer's, clogged arteries, heart problems, weakening bones all seem like unnecessary indignations for our eldest and wisest (and me!).

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    1. Re:The arguments both seem kind of simplistic.. by Tiny+Elvis · · Score: 1

      I would mod you up if I had any points. I agree wholeheartedly.

      Personally, making it to 100 with the health and life quality of, say a 50 year old, would be a huge improvement I wouldn't mind.

  139. Generation Gap by WindowlessView · · Score: 1

    I want to see the average 15 year old talking to the average 850 year old. That would be approximately like like a teeenager today asking someone "What was life like before the Magna Carta?"

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  140. The difference in arguments by samael · · Score: 1

    Notice that the argument for lists the problems we face and talks about solutions.

    The argument against merely says "People promised this back in ancient times and it didn't work. So it won't work now."

    Which about as valid as saying "Crystal Balls are fake, so we'll never invent a way of seeing things on the other side of the planet."

  141. MOD PARENT DOWN by Vlack · · Score: 1

    NO NO NO. God declared that man's years before the flood would be 120 years. There were many instances of people living past 120 after God made that statement.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Well, I wasn't sure. THanks for the correction.

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  142. There goes social security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until you young whippersnappers have to support 1000 year old boomers.

  143. Proof? by n0rr1s · · Score: 1

    I think Aubrey is already 1000: it must have taken that long to grow that beard.

  144. Precisely True::Xenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "some sort of significant cosmological or climatological shift might have contributed to shortening our natural lifespan"

    Wait..its beaming into my head now....

    This is precisely true. The aliens tell me that this is due to the removal of large amounts of Xenon from the atmosphere. Xenon has a naturally regenerative quality as it unmasks higher dimensional primary points. This is easily demonstrated by using a small Xenon Flash tube from radio shak, placing a magnet behind it (preferable south pole or north-seeking pole), and placing the combination over an injury. Healing time is accelerated by approximately 3x.

    BTW do not fool with applying power to a Xenon tube. They can be very dangerous. The above does not require any power, just the tube sitting on top of the magnet.

    1. Re:Precisely True::Xenon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The overloards of Xenon demand that you retract that last post. Humanity is not ready for the power of ... blah...

  145. Basic Statistics by cmay666 · · Score: 1

    "If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000."

    How this guy is a PhD is beyond me with this fundamental misapplication of basic applied statistics. And this article mentions nothing more than various "therapies" that need to be combined in order to reduce the effects of repeated cellular replication over time (also known as Senescence, or the "effects of aging"). As your cells replicate, telomeres, or sequences of repetitive DNA at the end of the chromosome that protect the genetic information inside the chromosome, grow shorter. If the telomere 'runs out', as would certainly be the case after a couple hundred years, chromosomal information would become corrupted (i.e. mutations) and subsequent cells would be irreperably damaged. Any article claiming to 'cure' aging would have to address the telomere issue first.

    1. Re:Basic Statistics by sh00z · · Score: 1
      How this guy is a PhD is beyond me with this fundamental misapplication of basic applied statistics.
      It's not *fundamentally* wrong; he's in the ballpark. If you have a 1/1000 chance of dying in a given year due to misadventure, you have a 999/1000 chance of surviving. Repeat every year for 1k years, and you get 999**1000=0.37, or a 37% chance of making it to age 1000 without a fatal accident. 37% is "close enough" to 50% for me.
    2. Re:Basic Statistics by sh00z · · Score: 1
      Whoops. That should be (0.999)**1000 = 0.37. duh.

      Taken another way, he article says "risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000." If that risk was actually 0.6 in 1000, then your chance of surviving would be 999.4 in 1000.

      (0.9994)**1000=0.548, or 54.8% chance of surviving.

      So, if the author was generalizing a little to achieve round numbers, his statistics are pretty close. Note that this doesn't mean I believe that we're anywhere close to achieving it, but his statistics are OK.

    3. Re:Basic Statistics by EvolutionKills · · Score: 1

      Good work, my man. I thought this was a forum for geeks, but I had to wade through eleventy billion retarded biblical age polemics to find someone even starting to mention cellular aging.

      Fortunately, telomere biology is a pretty frickin' huge field, with a lot of major science players. Most people are working the telomere-cancer angle, but understanding cellular aging from a gerontology perspective has its own niche and will benefit massively from the research being done now.

      I work in a telomere lab, so keeping up with the new telomere/telomerase research is a pretty big part of what I do. The number of articles coming out each week is astounding--I have an automatic pubmed update that sends me hundreds of new articles/week based on telomere-related keywords.

      Not to nitpick, but because of the way that telomeres function (they have a significant protein component that interacts with the DNA and requires >>0 telomeric repeats to function), telomere 'metabolism' (the shortening of telomeres due to the end-replication problem and lengthening due to the enzyme telomerase) affects cell lifespans and chromosomal integrity long long before even normal old age. Telomeric shortening is a likely cause of cellular and organismal aging, and telomeric lengthening is implicated in >90% of cancers. Understanding this problem is of paramount importance in making headway in describing normal aging, let alone supergeriatrics.

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  146. Overpopulation... by Brakz0rz · · Score: 1

    Woried about overpopulation? Enforce China's one child law in all countries that have the life-extension technology available and if you procreate beyond the limit you lose all rights to future longevity treatments.

    Picture a new form of reproduction where when you die accidentally or perhaps choose to leave the mortal coil due to boredom your DNA is combined with another person in a similar situation and a new person is cloned to replace the departed.

    Also realize that many will choose not to participate with the new society for religious or moral reasoning and will conveniently die out on their own as their children depart to join the new long-living Bitchin' Society.

    Oh and go read Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by Cory Doctorow. It's fun, free and on-topic.

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  147. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by cephyn · · Score: 3, Informative

    True, but a Poisson model is incorrect for the discussion at hand. Consider:
    The poisson distribution can also be used to study how 'accidents' or 'malfunctions' or the chance of winning the lottery never, once or more than once, are distributed on the level of a population. If having one 'accident' has no influence on the chance of having another accident, the victim is 'put back into the population' immediately after an 'event', people may have one, two, three, or more accidents during a certain period of time. The Poisson distribution tells you how these chances are distributed.

    The accidents the parent is talking about are not the kind you can have more than once. We're assuming the non-existence of undead and miraculous recoveries here, so once you're dead, you're dead.

    So, given that you have a .0000002 (assume) chance of dying on a given day due to accident, over time, the odds that you won't die due to an accident add up. However, it IS true that on your 1000th birthday you still only have a .000002 chance of having a fatal accident. It's just that you are one of the VERY lucky few to have not had one yet. Think of it as a die. Having an accident is rolling a 1. Keep rolling. How long can you go without rolling a 1? Your chance each time is 1/6. But the odds of rolling no ones in 1000 rolls is very low. It can be done, but its low. Realistically, you are going to roll a one, and it is equally likely to happen at any given time.

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  148. When will scientists learn not to mess with nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, can you imagine how low boobs will hang after 1000 years?!? *shudder*

    Plus I'd pull the plug when I start losing the ability to have decent sex (around 600 or so)

  149. Dog years by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, that's 7000 in human years, so the dog would either be some sort of transdimensional being of light, or incredibly senile.

    God help us if it's both.

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  150. ultra-conservative society by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I recall the Martian society in Stranger in a Strange Land where the immortal elders way outnumbered the mortal youngsters. Societal copnventions were frozen for millions of years.

  151. Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by raider_red · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone interested in this might want to take a look at Holy Fire. It's a speculative work about the impact that an aging population and an emphasis on life extension could have on society. In the future depicted in the book, most wealth and power is concentrated with the very old, leaving the young in society marginalized with very little upward mobility.

    The main character is a very old woman who undergoes a radical experimental treatment which leaves her with a physical age in her early twenties, and essentially has to start over. A very interesting look at the direction we could be headed.

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    1. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      "Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling"

      When I first read your title, I thought it was an over-excited exclamation. Sort of like, "Holy bright green lights, Batman!"

    2. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also suggest Otherland by Tad Williams. It deals with immortality in an advanced internet age. It's a fun read!

    3. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by jagilbertvt · · Score: 1

      god damnit, I'm still reading this book and you just ruined it for me!

    4. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by dswensen · · Score: 0, Redundant

      In the future depicted in the book, most wealth and power is concentrated with the very old, leaving the young in society marginalized with very little upward mobility.

      Those wacky science-fiction authors. What outlandish, freaky alternate realities will they come up with next?

    5. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to crackhead moderator: Look up definition of "Redundant." Thanks.

    6. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by raider_red · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, there are plenty of surprises. If I really wanted to spoil it, I'd have to write a lot more than I really want to now.

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    7. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by jagilbertvt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm a good 3/4 of the way through, it's a very good book so far. Definately going to look at other books in the series.

    8. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      Looks like you wrote that a little too dead-pan for the mods.

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    9. Re:Holy Fire by Bruce Sterling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, looks like. Ah, well.

  152. De Grey is no mathematician by Lonesome+Squash · · Score: 1
    If you have a 1/1,000 chance of dying in any given year, your chance of reaching 1,000 is a little better than 1/3 (that is, 0.999^1000). You have a 50/50 chance of reaching the sprightly young age of 692.

    At least, assuming there's no bug in my floating point unit...

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  153. Heinlein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would just like to thrown Heinlein's stories, such as "Time Enough for Love."

    If the young-ins want to hunt people once they get old (which happened in that story) the old-sters can just migrate to another planet and build a new culture which respects longevity. :)

  154. I f you have to ask how much ... by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... will you have to be one of the wealthy elite of a first-world-nation in order to be immortal?

    If you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it. If the ``developing'' nations clean up their corruption, they'll be first-world-nations soon enough, even with our present lifespans.

    If the treatment is universally shared, what will be done about overpopulation of the planet? With birthrates where they are now ...

    If only the rich can afford it, there won't be any overpopulation problems. Right now, the birthrates in the first world nations are below the replacement rate, including the U.S., where we have enough first generation immigrants from the third world to keep us at a TFR of 2.0 (2003 data, slightly below replacement rate of 2.1).

    The sure way to defuse the population bomb is to eradicate disease and poverty. The sure way to do that is to replace corruption with the rule of law. Free-er countries have less poverty.

    1. Re:I f you have to ask how much ... by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1

      Sure they're below replacement rate, but if the parents never die, what are we replacing?

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    2. Re:I f you have to ask how much ... by Surt · · Score: 1

      I think this technology would have a pretty drastic impact on the replacement rate, though.

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    3. Re:I f you have to ask how much ... by RedBear · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a story I read once where an ultra-rich guy was at a hospital getting his ultra-expensive immortality treatment that nobody else in the world could afford. Of course when he walked out through the lobby somebody shot him. If you think the ultra-rich are despised now, just imagine if they could also be immortal. Poor people hate rich people already, but at least they know that money can't buy immortality. Eventually, rich people die too, and they can't take the money with them.

      Now imagine the treatment is cheap enough to provide to everyone. Cool, except that the new immortals are going to be just as stupid as they were before they were immortal. All the Catholics and uneducated third-worlders will continue to have as many children as possible, either because that's what God told them to do (Catholics) or just because that's what they've always done.

      Other religious types will form groups that start killing off anyone who has taken the immortality treatment, because trying not to die is obviously going against God's wishes. Overpopulation would skyrocket and war and conflict would be more rampant than at any time in history. There's only so much space, and there's plenty of hateful, fanatical religions to go around.

      Sure, immortality sounds great, and I'm sure we'll soon be working on getting people past 150 on a routine basis, but it's going to cause an amazing amount of problems on various levels if it ever really gets off the ground.

      Of course, that won't keep me from standing in line for my shot. ;)

    4. Re:I f you have to ask how much ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you sir, are a f*ckstick.

      Not all Catholics have 12 children, or 6, or 4 or 3. Some of us are content to have 2, or none.

      So realize that just because there may be a particular sterotype of a certain group, maybe only a small fraction of that group fit the sterotype.

      Do you think all black people eat fried chicken and watermelon?

      So before you shoot your mouth off next time, use that small lump of gray matter 'twxit yer ears and think, k?

    5. Re:I f you have to ask how much ... by RedBear · · Score: 1

      From what I understand the position of the Catholic church is that contraception is bad (evil). The behavior of a large number of people in the developing world is governed by the Catholic church, and thus by this philosophy about contraception. If they all have 6 kids and you only have one, you don't matter. The stereotypical Catholics have more influence than you on the world's population. How you can be Catholic and avoid having 6 kids is beyond me, unless you use some kind of contraception, which would make you not really representative of the Catholic faith. I also don't see how only a small fraction of Catholics could fit the "stereotype" when the contraception issue is a core belief.

      In future posts, how about leaving out the "fuckstick" argument and putting in something that carries some weight. Take your own advice and use the gray matter.

  155. One good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll definitly have to legalize suicide.

  156. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by lifeblender · · Score: 1

    The other deal is that people would commit suicide all the time. This wouldn't just be wrist-slitting or other desperate actions, this would be, "I've lived a very full life, and nobody around me is dying, so I'm going to try the most reckless things I can think of so that I go out in style!" People would (assuming any of this ever happens) purposefully find novel ways of killing themselves. Just as young people plan out weddings years in advance, often decades, people would plan out not only their funeral ahead of time, but also their method of death. This is the normal human reaction to being able to control something: doing it in style, knowing that people are watching.

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  157. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    16 years. The distance to Alpha Centauri is 4 light years, and if you travel at 1/4 the speed of light, that would take 16 years, not 160. The distance to Alpha centauri is 4 light years, not 40 which would make your claim correct. Since the distance is only 4 lightyears to Alpha Centauri, it would not take 160 years, but rather 16 years, since the distance is slightly more than 4 light years. However, if the distance was 40 light years, it would have taken 160 years to travel there, which is an awfully long time. But fortunately the distance is only 4 light years, so it takes a measly 16 years to get there, which is a lot shorter than the 160 light years that you wrote. That's 144 years less since we are talking about a distance of 4 light years instead of 40 light years, which is 10 times shorter .. so it will take 10 times less time to get there; that is 16 years, not 160. 160 years is quite a lot to get to a place, more than a human lifetime, but fortunately it only takes 16 years since you made a miscalculation or didn't have your facts quite straight. So, to sum it up, it only takes 16 years to get to Alpha Centauri, which is the closest ystem, and not 160 years, since Alpha Centauri is only about 4.2 light years away and not 40. So: it will take 16 years to reach, not 160 since Alpha Centauri (the closest star system) lies at a distance of 4 light years and not 40 (which would be the amount of light years there if we would have to travel 160 years at 1/4 the speed of light to get there. Fortunately, it only takes 16 years and not 160 years.)

  158. Netcraft confirms.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1
    we're all going to die.

    Anyway, much as it would be nice to live so long I am sure it will lead to serious civil unrest, revolutions, wars etc. for many reasons such as..

    1. if only the rich can afford it the poor (me) will rise up..

    2. if everyone gets it the planet will fill up and resources will diminish faster than alternatives or solutions can be found then human nature will naturally lead to conflicts.

    Either way we are all doomed.. netcraft conf.. oh never mind.

    Having said that I don't care - I want to live forever!! ;)

  159. Live to 1,000 but still have a cold? by tryferos · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I think this scientist is blowing smoke. So they are gonna be able to make people live to 1,000, but they still aren't able to cure the common cold?? I would rather put my faith in God who promises that we will live forever AND with no more sickness as well. And we know his promises will come true...

    1. Re:Live to 1,000 but still have a cold? by CoreBurn · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to die first before you can live forever? Isn't that a contradiction? It's like saying your not truely alive unless your dead... Whatever..

    2. Re:Live to 1,000 but still have a cold? by eln · · Score: 1

      Who knows his promises will come true? Why is this scientist being held to a higher standard of proof than God?

      If I said I have absolute faith, with no evidence, that this scientist is being truthful, but I don't think God's promise is true because I haven't seen any hard scientific evidence of it, and besides, he hasn't managed to cure the common cold yet, that statement would be just as ridiculous as your assertion. The difference is, you would agree with me that it was ridiculous.

    3. Re:Live to 1,000 but still have a cold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your should be you're.

  160. Lots of misunderstandings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The alternative viewpoint provided by the BBC was not impressive whatsoever. He skirted the entire issue and debuked the immortality claims by saying, "it hasn't worked before why should it now." He needs to actually tackle the issue at hand, not provide his unabashed opinion on the matter.

    Based on the majority of the replies I suggest that most of you actually read the article (including it seems the alternative viewpoint author). They aren't talking about just dragging you on at old age for 1000 years, they are talking about rebuilding your body at a cellular level (as far as i can tell).

    I agree it raises a TON of issues, including overpopulation. However, some of the things you are stating won't seem to be problems anymore. Do you really think we'll still have buses and cars in 1000 years. Do you really think our safety levels will decline.

    I foresee a future in which we will live for as long as we want, and to stay safe we will be able to hook into virtual worlds (yes very matrix like, however we'd be lucid to the fact). If millions of people are just inside virtual worlds, population density would cease to be a problem.

    I don't claim to be an expert on the subject, but I think it's possible. Look at the rapidness of change in just our lifetime. Is it really so crazy to think that all these things could really happen.

    What i'd want to do is get my conciousness (sp) inside a computer and then die. If there is no after life then just hop me into a virtual world and then everything is ok.

    Regardless, an exciting future lies ahead.

  161. formatting problem. do over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the treatment is universally shared, what will be done about overpopulation of the planet?

    You can't just make matter. Where does the matter of a couple billion extra people come from? Well, the food they eat. If people keep breeding, starvation will keep them in check until people start to wise up.

    ...we'll need to move billions of people into space.

    We can't just move everyone into space. That's not even close to practical.

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  163. There are two possibilities... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    Either [1] there exists some absolute age limit X such that you can live to X-1 second but you can't live to X+1 second;

    or [2] you can live to any age.

    This meme is available for licensing to life-extension clinics at fees to be negotiated. Some restrictions apply.

    rj

  164. A more positive viewpoint than most by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see an awful lot of "But living that long would suck" posts.

    I think this question is a great illuminator of which side of the pessimistic/optimistic divide you fall on. If you are fundamentally a pessimist, how better to draw that out that to give you a scenario where you are free to imagine the worst that can happen - stretched to over 1000 years!!!

    Myself, I think it would be fantastic and fully expect to live to be 200 at least, due to advancement in technology. And not in a creepy Davros half-human mechanised wheelchair kind of way either. More like the 80-year old woman I met climbing a fourteener when I'm 800 or so.

    What would I do with so much time? Well, imagine for a start what savings would mean - right now people save up for "retirement" - which then lasts a short time (relativley) and near the end of life.

    Instead imagine a world where you spend 100 years working on something you like (and you could take a lot more time to find something you like without having to settle down before you were thirty or so), then perhaps take the next 100 years (!) off just living on savings accumulated! If you are thrifty the first hundred you could probably live off the interest indefinatley. Just recently I read a story about a janitor that managed to save up enough to donate a few MILLION dollors to the school he worked at.

    But I'm avoiding the initial question - what to do with all that time? What wouldn't I do!! Finally time enough to finish the vast backlog of books I have to read. Or play piano better. Or try five or six other interesting carreers in depth. Basically, if you have a mind that finds the world interesting then what wouldn't you do? I have a cousin right now that does this on a Micro scale, working for some time until he's accumulated enough money - then taking a year (or as long as possible) off to do what he loves.

    With a potential lifespan so long some people seem to think that people would become terriby risk adverse and never venture forth for fear of wasting life. But in fact do not people grow far more cautious as they get older? With life stretched to 1000 years, then the first two-hundred or so would be more like your twenties when you were brash and did risky things.

    Furthermore, people overlook the VAST benefit you would get from people living so long and having such a depth of knowlege. It would provide a perfect offset for a world overly focused on the moment, and less on the "Long Now" (if anyone out there has not read "The Clock of the Long Now", they should).

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    1. Re:A more positive viewpoint than most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not necesarily that there are more pessimists here, but rater an artifact of the moderation system.

      Everyone knows, or believes that living to 1000 would be good. Saying that basically amounts to a Me Too! post, and doesn't get noticed. The only interesting posts in this discussion comes from the people who pointout problems and consequences of living so long. So in this kind of site you'll see many more negative comments from a vocal minority, but that doesn't mean that most people here think it shouldn't happen or that the'd turn down such a treatment if offered.

      Personally, I think such advances and the resulting population pressure would lead to space colonization and even star travel. What's 500 years for terraforming mars? It'll be ready for my retirement, when the earth will be crowded. What if it takes 100 years to travel to the nearest star, who cares?

      So, not a problem, I'd sign up for sure. There will be probles (think of the divorce rate!) but who cares.

    2. Re:A more positive viewpoint than most by Eccles · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting what would happen with child-raising. Perhaps one would generally wait until one has that accumulated fortune, and then raise kids while not working. As a working parent, I'd find that a definite bonus. It might be a little strange, though, for child-rearing to go from ~1/4 of your life to a small percentage of it; not to mention your kids being essentially your age for most of your life.

      A weird thing, though, would be the effect on memory. As I near forty, many things that were twenty years ago are distant memories. Assuming this aging boost doesn't boost memory also, can you imagine trying to remember things hundreds of years ago?

      With life stretched to 1000 years, then the first two-hundred or so would be more like your twenties when you were brash and did risky things.

      I think it's a question of knowledge and experience, which we would still gain equivalent amounts fairly early on.

      Economics would definitely change, though. Right now, much of my money goes to housing, child-rearing, college saving, and retirement. I suppose I would have multiple lesser retirements, but the first three would be much less relatively speaking.

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    3. Re:A more positive viewpoint than most by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If child rearing were only, say, 5% of your life, then I might actually do it. As it is now, you're instantly robbed of ALL the best years in your life when you have a child. No, thank you!

    4. Re:A more positive viewpoint than most by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

      >> Instead imagine a world where you spend 100 years working on something you like (and you could take a lot more time to find something you like without having to settle down before you were thirty or so), then perhaps take the next 100 years (!) off just living on savings accumulated! If you are thrifty the first hundred you could probably live off the interest indefinatley. Just recently I read a story about a janitor that managed to save up enough to donate a few MILLION dollors to the school he worked at.

      The market sets returns on investment based on risk/reward. If lifespans were to increase by 10x, I would expect returns on investment to decrease commensurately since there is less "time" risk. It is unlikely that by simply living longer, you will become truly "richer" if everybody else that is competing for the same resources also lives just as long.

    5. Re:A more positive viewpoint than most by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Instead imagine a world where you spend 100 years working on something you like

      Imagine spending 400 years at a crappy job you hate, because that is all society will allow you...

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  165. This would raise some interesting moral questions by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    Say they do come up with a treatment that can suspend the ageing process. Who doesn't doubt that it would be, at least at first, a high priced therapy that only the upper echelons could afford? But how long would it be before the government stepped in and paid for this. I mean, would it be morally sound to keep alive only those who could afford it? You have this to a degree in the medical community today (the richer folks can afford better treatment), but even in the US, without a socialized heathcare, there is Medicaid, which offers free treatment for the poor, and Medicare for the elderly.

    Once you start applying this en masse to the populations of first world nations, would it be morally repugnant not to do the same in second- and third-world nations? Even when their birthrates are astronomical? It's hard to draw parallels to today's world. I mean, places like Africa only get a pittance from first-world nations for AIDS prevention/therapy, but AIDS, but there's no 100% cure for AIDS (yet), and one can rationalize that AIDS is their own fault, in a sense. (Of course, not true for those who are raped.) But what about an anti-ageing therapy that is known to suspend ageing? I mean, could we as a people stand to see some 60 year old African guy on TV, begging for this therapy so he doesn't die? Some interesting moral delimmas would be raised, indeed.

    In any event, I really hope this comes to fruition in my lifetime. I'd like to never die, and I don't think I'd get bored. Not with Halo 2 out and all.

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  166. if it only worked for children ... by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Something like 50-75% of ones cell regnerations/divisions happen *before* puberty. Some people speculate that you'd have to apply the immortality process in childhood. Perhaps even prevent puberty altogether, except for a limited caste that would bring new people into the world and die early.

  167. Human Evolution by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

    Personally, I hope to die before this type of tech becomes mainstream. I feel that it has happened already, but should we all live to 1,000 years of age, human evolution will essentially stop. Death fuels evolution. Has the human race already reached its zenith? I fear that such may be the case and yet we are still so frail and imperfect.

  168. Your sentence is life plus 70 by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And copyright would last forever.

  169. Re: WRONG See only the Bible for answers. by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Some of these documents have been passed on and translated from dead language to dead language for tens of thousands of years.

    The first examples of structured linear writing have been found in the lower Danube Valley and date from around 5000 BC.

    5000 + 2004 ~ 7004 which is << one 10,000

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writing

  170. Youthful, eh? by PoprocksCk · · Score: 1

    "And remember, none of that time would be lived in frailty and debility and dependence - you would be youthful, both physically and mentally, right up to the day you mis-time the speed of that oncoming lorry."

    All right! Does that mean I won't have to watch my life partner's breasts sag? Great sex could change the minds of the many non-believers out there.

  171. Things to think about by Avardan · · Score: 1

    I was listening to Coast to Coast the other night when George Noory talked about this. Some good points were brought up: 1. What are the odds of surviving past a certain age without getting killed in an accident? Ans: According to some study, after 700 years the average person has a 99% chance of dying from some stupid accident. 2. What new diseases or conditions might crop up later in "life"? (e.g. Alzhimer's disease wasn't really discovered until people started to live long enough for it to be a factor.) 3. What new functions might be developed? Cited here was that humans reach puberty around 12 years of age. Suppose at 250 we start to develop some telepathic skills, or unleash the medulla? I thought those were some interesting points.

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  172. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by wkitchen · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't want to live to be 1000. That last century you spend in a nursing home probably would Suck with a capital "S"
    Do you really think that medicine and other technology will have advanced so little in 900 years that it will not be able to give you a good quality of life? Given how much progress has been made in just the last 100 years, I find such a prospect absurd. More likely, by the time you entered that 10th century, not only would you not be twiddling your thumbs in a nursing home, you'd also no longer be referring to it as "That last century".
  173. Regarding forgetting... by WaterBreath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Genesis was supposed to have been dictated to Moses by God. So the possibility of Noah having memory problems is sidestepped.

    1. Re:Regarding forgetting... by danheskett · · Score: 1

      I believe that God dictated the ten commandments to Moses, but the entire book of Genesis?

    2. Re:Regarding forgetting... by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly it's stated by one of the prophets later in the old testament. The Jews, at least, believe that the Torah (first 5 books of the O.T.) was recorded by Moses. Except for the last chapter of Deuteronomy, which occurred after his death. My understanding is that was recorded by Joshua.

    3. Re:Regarding forgetting... by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

      II Timothy 3:16

      Allegedly.

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  174. Re:Meanwhile, the oldest person in the world is 11 by finkployd · · Score: 1

    There's gonna be a lot of old sex going on.

    You really need to be smacked for putting that image in my head.

    Finkployd

  175. Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From tfa:

    If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000.

    Um, nice deductive reasoning. Good luck staying a teenager forever, seriously. How's 900 years of senility sound?

  176. Moon pie! by mtrupe · · Score: 1

    What a time to be alive!
    http://fromthemorning.blogspot.com/

  177. Could people mentally handle 1000 years? by izomiac · · Score: 1

    I doubt that most people could mentally handle living for a millenium or longer. The article say 1000 years because a teenager's chance of dieing is 1/1000. Most people that lived that long wouldn't take that many risks. To control overpopulation they'd have to add something to the pill to reduce fertility, and people would have to cope with the fact that the "love of their life" would probably move on after a while. People also tend to get set in their ways rather early in life, listening to the same music, doing the same job, keeping the same set of skills, retaining their view of the world, ect.. Old people seem stubborn now, I wonder what they'd be like if they were 10 or 20 times as old... The cultural changes would massive as well. Just imagine all the stuff that has happened in the last 1000 years. An average person probably wouldn't even have enough memory to remember it all. In fact, I doubt that someone that old could remember much at all, maybe just the most significant events or the most recent ones. But I guess the life expectancy isn't taking into account people's bad habits, like smoking or eating tons of unhealthy foods, but I would expect someone to come up with a way around that sometime in the next 100 years.

  178. lots of candles by golfhakker · · Score: 1

    Birthday candle makers rejoice!

  179. Factor in the mass murders... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..and the average drops. Physical health is one thing, but mental health is far more difficult to get a handle on, and living for thousands of years will just amplify problems many people in our society manage to control as they get older.

  180. Geeks rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember asking that girl out? You know the one. She said "Not in a million years". Well, if we multiply our high-end life span by 10 each generation, we're only 5 generations away from getting that date (she'll have to say yes in 10 million years).

  181. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by dasunt · · Score: 1

    Even if you could offer people a constant youthful physique and extreme longevity, how many of us are really going to make it to even 200? Unless you live your entire life underground in a room with little windows, never venturing forth into the world, something's going to get you.

    In this day and age, assuming you are in a developed country, you're probably going to even die of heart disease/stroke or cancer.

    "old age" death is due to cell damage -- fix that, and cancer is already cured.

    I'm not sure about the heart disease -- with a healthy diet, would it be a problem after X years? My gut instinct says it won't be for 200 years, perhaps longer.

    Ditto stroke.

    Congrats! Now don't get hit by a bus on the way out.

  182. How do you know we're not already here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1916 George Bernard Shaw wrote "Back to Methuselah! A Metabiological Pentateuch". In it, the Ancients, as the long-livers came to be called, lived among us, changing lives every few years to avoid the issue of explanation to the masses. In the fifth play, "As Far as Thought Can Reach", those Ancients wandered naked through the mountains, reciting numbers. That's where I'll be!

  183. sex and death evolved together by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Many biologists have noted the coincident occurence of multi-cellular bodies, sex and death about 700 million years ago. Single cells that reproduce by fission can potentially live forever. They usually perish from harsh environmental conditions, starvation, or being eaten. Though single cells can renew their DNA by conjunctive mixing with each other, they dont use the two-sex methods of most multicellular creatures. Sex probably allowed life to evolve faster. Death may be somehow related to se and multicellular bodies too, beyond evolving simultaneously. An ecological niche that lacked genetic death would eventually die from running out of resources.

    Some science fiction writers speculate that immortality may somehow be linked to the ending of sexual relations. For example, Ann Rice's vampyres. I dont see why this is necessary, but it is an interesting speculation.

    1. Re:sex and death evolved together by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      It would lead to an end of sexual relations 'cause we'd get bored as hell with it. Hell, I'm only 22 and I can only bang my girlfriend two or three times a day.. max. I get bored after that. Now imagine you've been married to the same damn hag for 800 years. You gotta know that you'd get bored with her/him.

    2. Re:sex and death evolved together by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's too bad. I never get bored of banging your girlfriend!

  184. Long article? by claussenvenable · · Score: 1

    I have to ask:
    When did 900 words become a "Long Article"?

    They weren't lying about the impressive whiskers, though...

  185. Cain and Able by Latent+Heat · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I thought the deal with Cain and Able was that Cain offered a sacrifice of grain and fruit while Able offered a sacrifice from the flock of sheep he was tending. Able's sacrifice was preferred so Cain got angry and murdered Able.

    Sacrifice is tied into the consumption of food -- you don't offer sacrifice of something you are not eating. Able had to have been eating meat. You may need to check with other Bible commentators on how to understand Genesis 9:3.

    I tend to view human prehistory as divided into hunter-gatherer, cereal grain agriculture, and domesticated animal (pastoral) phases. Genesis, among other things, is about the emergence of Jewish people as a pastoral culture from out a cereal grain society in what is now Iraq.

    The emergence of cereal grain agriculture is what allowed Egypt one one hand, Ur, Summer, Akad, Babylon, or whatever those dudes in Iraq called themselves long ago on the other, to build their pioneering civilizations. I don't know all of the mechanics of this but while grain ag allowed an expansion of the population and a more reliable food supply, it resulted in a rather top-down society with these kings lording it over people and the common people eating a less nutritious diet of grain instead of lean meat. Yeah, yeah, a vegan diet is supposed to prevent cancer and heart disease, but the bone records show that the serfs in grain culture had poorer health than the hunter-gatherer peoples preceding them.

    Maybe the deal is that when you planted a crop, you had to stay put, and you needed some kind of king/Mafia boss type to protect you from raiders, and you had to pay that king some kind of tithe.

    The emergence of the Jewish people from that substrate, well how do I describe it, it was a kind of an independence movement, but it was a kind of "get back to nature" movement. Sheep and goat herding introduced economy of scale into reproducing the diet (meat, cheese) of the original hunter-gatherers. I guess with the pastoral culture 1) you had a much richer diet, 2) you had security of your food supply, and 3) you could move around and not require the protection of some king.

    The pastoral culture has all kinds of positive reference in the Bible, ranging from Abel's sacrifice being preferred to Cain and Cain taking matters into his own hands (probably relates to the inherent tension from between the cereal-grain civilizations and the pastoral tribes not under their thrall) all the way to our Lord calling himself the "Good Shepherd" in the Gospel of John.

    1. Re:Cain and Able by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to view human prehistory as divided into hunter-gatherer, cereal grain agriculture, and domesticated animal (pastoral) phases.

      I'm not an anthropologist, but doesn't it seem more likely that a tribe of hunter-gatherers would have started following a herd of grazing animals because it made acquiring meat easier? They would have had an interest in protecting the herd from other predators, as well as keeping individuals from wandering off. Pretty soon, they'd be a tribe of shepherd-gatherers. That seems more logical to me than domesticating a wandering herd while staying put.

    2. Re:Cain and Able by tenaciousj · · Score: 1
      I thought the deal with Cain and Able was that Cain offered a sacrifice of grain and fruit while Able offered a sacrifice from the flock of sheep he was tending. Able's sacrifice was preferred so Cain got angry and murdered Able.

      I was under the impression that Able brought one of the best lambs from his flock to sacrifice, while Cain only brought mediocore fruits/grains from his harvest. That was why Able's sacrifice was accepted and Cain's was not.

      Similar to today where some look at tithing the first 10% of incoming. Where the first 10% can be seen as the finest part, because you have thought about how to spend it on other things.

    3. Re:Cain and Able by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

      For an interesting interpretation of the Cain and Abel story (along these lines), pick up a copy of Daniel Quinn's Ishmael . Quite an interesting read . . .

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    4. Re:Cain and Able by graffix_jones · · Score: 1

      You nailed the significance in the parenthetical aside in your last paragraph.

      In order to understand this story, you must consider that it took place in the ancient Fertile Crescent (in which is now the around Iraq and Turkey).

      Metaphorically, Abel represents the pastoral community which had grazed their animals for hundreds, if not thousands, of years without incident in this area.

      Now, we all know that the Fertile Crescent is the birthplace of modern civilization (or it's rumored to be), and the cornerstone of modern civilization is agriculture. So... Cain represents these new agriculturists.

      Now read the story again... and you'll understand it better... this was originally a story told by the pastoralists about the agriculturists. It's a "God likes us better than them" story, because the pastoral community was being driven from their prime grazing lands and/or murdered by these people, as agriculture allowed their population to grow abnormally large compared to the relatively small pastoral populations.

      I haven't read the Bible in quite a while, but I always found it odd that after Cain killed Abel (effectively killing 1/4 of the world's population at the time if you take it 'literally'), he was sent away from Eden as 'marked', and that any man who did anything to him would suffer '7 times the consequences', and any man that punished that man would suffer '77 times'... ad infinitum (IIRC). If there were not already other populations of people in the area, why would it matter if Cain were marked... the only ones who could ever do anything to him would be his (future) brothers (or sisters I assume).

      Looking back on that passage now (and taken in context), the pastoral people believed that Cain (agriculturalists) must have been expelled from Eden (the pastoralists), because otherwise he wouldn't have to work so hard for his food (agriculture is 'really' tough work without modern technology). They also knew that you didn't mess around with these new agricultural communities because they would seek retribution (the reference to the 7x punishment).

      At least that's from what I remember. :)

    5. Re:Cain and Able by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Sacrifice is tied into the consumption of food -- you don't offer sacrifice of something you are not eating. Able had to have been eating meat. You may need to check with other Bible commentators on how to understand Genesis 9:3.

      I'm no scholar, but just because Abel wasn't supposed to eat meat doesn't mean he didn't.

      Considering "God tells people to be cool and they go do bad shit anyway" is one of the overarching themes of the Bible that interpretation isn't exactly going against the grain or wildly unorthodox...

    6. Re:Cain and Able by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sacrifice is tied into the consumption of food -- you don't offer sacrifice of something you are not eating.

      Really? Are you claiming that all who performed human sacrifice were cannibals?

    7. Re:Cain and Able by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      though this explanation is cute for the people trying to decipher history.. I think the story has more meaning than that:

      Cain gave fruit and grain.. which was of lesser value than Abel. He gave something that was of less value to him. It was not an honest sacrifice. There was no purity of motive. So God doesn't accept his sacrifice.

      Abel gives a valuable offering.

      Cain reveals his impurity by killing Abel.. his own brother.

      Its a moral story about those who truly give to God and those who only pretend to. In this case the pretensious one was even capable of murder!

      The reading between the lines, literalist interpretation seems of lesser value.

    8. Re:Cain and Able by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      ...doesn't it seem more likely that a tribe of hunter-gatherers would have started following a herd of grazing animals because it made acquiring meat easier?

      Cereal agriculture likely started when because nomadic hunter-gatherers would trace the same path and use the same campsites during each of their seasonal migrations. The seeds they collected and brought to those campsites would have been those most suitable for human consumption (larger, tastier etc), and when unconsumed seeds sprouted and grew, the result would have been groves of high-quality food around each of the campsites.

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    9. Re:Cain and Able by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that God like to eat people?!?

    10. Re:Cain and Able by SCOX_Free · · Score: 0

      Actually the whole first of the flock thing is related to the whole blood atonement theme that is prevelant throughout the whole Bible. Adam and Eve tried to knit themselves fig leave aprons but God said no way and had them use animal skins instead.

      Later, he required the blood of a lamb to atone for the sins of the nation of Israel. While the Jews did have vegetable offerings, those offerings were never for the forgiveness of sins.

      Jesus is considered by Christians to be the one perfect Lamb.

      There. That's my theological training in a nutshell. (No, That's not the title of an O'Reilly book.)

    11. Re:Cain and Able by back_pages · · Score: 1

      The story of the Tower of Bab-el is another piece of evidence for your argument. The story is a subtle mockery of those silly city people, with their tall buildings and arrogant attitudes, and how God punishes them. In order to tell such a story, the contemporary audience must have been something other than city silly people, such as nomadic herders.

  186. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by entrager · · Score: 1

    I hate to say it, but RTFA.

    What's described isn't an extended aging process. Aging would be suspended completely. You'd live the entire 1000 years in the body of a 30 year old (or however old you were when you started the treatment).

    The only reason you would eventually die is because of an accident (or murder or something). They figured 1,000 years because an average person has less than a 1 in 1000 chance of dying every year.

  187. Not to mention by sconeu · · Score: 2, Funny

    That you could find out for sure if Man is still alive in the year 2525!

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  188. Bad use of probability by suso · · Score: 1

    If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000.

    Ok, someone tell me, how the hell did these quacks make it into the news?

    1. Re:Bad use of probability by stevenvi · · Score: 1
      You didn't explain it well enough.

      The probability cited in the article states that there is less than a 1 in 1000 chance of dying within the year if you live in a good neighborhood and aren't stupid. The author concludes from this that within 1000 years it'll be a 50/50 chance, which is complete bullshit.

      Anybody who knows a thing or two about probability knows that probability knows no time. The probability 1000 years from now, assuming that culture stays the same, would still be, if his figure it correct, "well under 1 in 1000." I stopped reading the article at this point, because when people can't correctly get something as simple as statistics correct it takes the fun out of their ridiculous claims. I was hoping it would be someone with half a brain who had gone looney, but he never had one to begin with.

  189. screw that. by LabRat404 · · Score: 0

    wel thats just great. the world already has way too many people in it (and the number is rising!) the last thing we need is people living 10 times longer than they should. I, for one, am extremely opposed to the idea of prolonging life for that long. a lif expectancy of 85 years is plenty to do everything there is to do in life. can you say over-population? great, we can live to be 1000, but we'll all starve before then. humanity sickens me, and more than that, humanity sickens nature.

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    1. Re:screw that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

      Myself, I want to live forever. There is no afterlife, and I don't ever want my stream of consciousness to end. Don't think it'll happen, though. That sucks.

  190. Sorry, but that's BS by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    People often confuse human lifespan with human life expectancy. Our life expectancy has increased over the millenia to 70 some odd years thanks to medicine, not being eaten by tigers, etc. But, there is still a physical limit of 120 years or so that we can approach, but never reach (or more properly exceed). The body, including the brain, just isn't designed to live that long even under ideal conditions and with constant repair. There's a good reason people live as long as they do and no longer - by then, they will have had plenty of time to have kids (i.e. replacements) and raise them.

    1. Re:Sorry, but that's BS by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      And what's that reason? In response you can bring two arguments:

      * "That's just the way it should be" -- no it isn't. I don't want to ever die (at least not right now.) When I do, it should be my choice, if the science to keep me happy and kicking is available.

      * Physiological limitations -- yup, exactly the point. Currently we do not know of a way to prolong your life by thousands of years. Currently. And there you go.

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    2. Re:Sorry, but that's BS by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      By "reason" I mean assuming you believe in evolution. Humans developed in a certain way to ensure the survival of the species. (Or were created by God that way, if you prefer). Lifespan is one of those factors that makes sense from a survival standpoint. If no one ever died, you would run out of food. If you died when you were 10 years old, you wouldn't have any kids. That's the "reason" we live as long as we do.

    3. Re:Sorry, but that's BS by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      Your point makes perfect sense, in a natural environment. So does the concept of estrus, when you think of it, as well as many other things that bug us tremendously, or would if we had to endure them.

      My whole point is that we have the scientific capability (or the mental ability to develop said capability) to overcome these limitations--not just your absolutely correct built-in prevention of food supply exhaustion, but also what would get us to that point in the first place if we were practically immortal--overpopulation itself.

      I'm not a religious nut, nor am I a believer in science as a fix-all, but I do think we should use what we can to overcome our natural limitations whenever possible. And I definitely would want to live 1000 years! At least I do right now; I'd probably get tired of it around 700 or so....

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  191. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think I agree. If I could see it coming a hundred years in advance I would probably do something spectacular too.

  192. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by triskaidekaphile · · Score: 1

    How many politicians do you know that are really in office for the income??

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  193. Population by chiller2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those raising the point of population problems are assuming that the norm of having children in your 20s and 30s will continue.

    Why would you tie yourself down with children at that age if you can live ten times as long?

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    1. Re:Population by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The answer lies in Biology, which I guess you never took.

      Your sperm won't be good copies after about 4 decades. For example, the chance of having a baby with Down's Syndrome dramatically increase after the man hits 40.

      As for women, they have a finite supply of eggs. Once they're gone, they're gone.

      So, you can't have kids at the age of 700, since there won't be any eggs in the mother and the dad's sperm is going to be pretty bad quality.

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    2. Re:Population by skaffen42 · · Score: 1

      Eggs. Sperm. Both aparently freeze pretty well.

      If they can figure out a way to make a human live a 1000 years, don't you think they can figure out a way to keep a freezer going the same amount of time?

      Hell, there is already a company in the NY area that will freeze a woman's eggs for her in the hope that she can use them to conceive once work/life allows.

      Let's worry about the problems we haven't solved allready.

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    3. Re:Population by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Those raising the point of population problems are assuming that the norm of having children in your 20s and 30s will continue.

      The other note is that continued survival doesn't necessarily guarantee continued fertility. If women continue to only be able to bear children for two or three decades out of their life, the problem isn't so bad.

      Heck, we might have a population shortage. If people decide to spend longer at university before they 'settle down' and have children, then that fertile-and-willing window gets even narrower. Many industrialized countries already have a negative population growth rate before immigration is counted.

      Maybe it would be good for the children. Both parents can stay home and raise the kids full time, since they're not trying to squeeze in eighty-hour work weeks to save for their rapidly approaching retirements....

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    4. Re:Population by dustman · · Score: 1

      Your sperm won't be good copies after about 4 decades.

      Sperm are not good copies because the DNA becomes corrupted along the way.

      Sperm are produced by cells in your testes, and those cells' DNA gets messed up, each one a little bit, by radiation etc... After awhile, there is more "messed up" sperm than normal sperm, and you get things like birth defects.

      However, by taking a lot of samples (say, the millions of sperm in an ejaculation) and recording all their DNA, you could combine them together to get your "true" DNA, using a simple statistics approach.

      This could perhaps be used to cure cancer, as well (by making a virus which injects "correct" DNA into all your cells).

      Of course, this sort of technology is pretty far down the road.

      There is also some talk that DNA itself causes our aging, that DNA is basically a long chain, and on the end of the chain is a sequence which is set up such that each time it replicates, this sequence is reduced by one entry (so, there's an encoding for "replicate N times and then stop"), and we can "recharge" ourselves by adding on a bunch of entries...

      This is usually what the people who say "immortality is just around the corner" are talking about.

    5. Re:Population by chiller2 · · Score: 1

      "The answer lies in Biology, which I guess you never took."

      There's no need to be rude. I'm quite aware of the matter, hence I'm a father (to be) and still in my 20s.

      "Your sperm won't be good copies after about 4 decades. For example, the chance of having a baby with Down's Syndrome dramatically increase after the man hits 40."

      "As for women, they have a finite supply of eggs. Once they're gone, they're gone."

      The eggs, just like sperm, can be frozen and still be good a long time later.

      To quote part of the original article...

      "So, will this happen in time for some people alive today? Probably. Since these therapies repair accumulated damage, they are applicable to people in middle age or older who have a fair amount of that damage."

      Read it and you'll see that the paragraph talks about repairing accumulated damage. It doesn't say it won't apply to reproductive cells.

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    6. Re:Population by gibbensr · · Score: 1

      Unless people start freezing their sperm/eggs for use at a future time.

    7. Re:Population by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's slashdot. Didn't mean any offence or to be rude. I always assume the worst here. ;)

      I still think that we're supposed to die. Think of each person as a cell instead of a complete organism. We're here to make a contribution if we can, have kids, then move out of the way (i.e. die) so the newer, faster models can take over.

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    8. Re:Population by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      The answer lies in Biology, which I guess you never took.

      Your sperm won't be good copies after about 4 decades. For example, the chance of having a baby with Down's Syndrome dramatically increase after the man hits 40.

      Uhm...you didn't think this through all the way. Whatever techniques we are positing that prevent or repair the cellular damage of aging would probably also apply to sperm.

    9. Re:Population by RsG · · Score: 1

      So you think we'll be able to solve telomere aging on a genetic level, organ failure, neurological aging, long term development of cancer...

      And we won't be able to extend our reproductive lifespan?

      Come on, if we could develop cloning technology, or even some form of cellular repair nanotechnology, surely we could find a way to provide more gametes. Actually, some form of cybernetic tech which continously repairs the effect of aging could have birth control built in. Several sci-fi writers have put forward the concept of conscious control of fertility as an engineered solution to overpopulation, and I see no reason it couldn't be incorporated here. Actually, some sort of nano-cybernetic augmentation as a form of immortality, with other benefits included in the package such as bodily self-repair and birth control, would be kinda cool.

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    10. Re:Population by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I don't think we SHOULD "solve telomere aging on a genetic level, organ failure, neurological aging, long term development of cancer..."

      We're supposed to die. I am smarter, faster, and stronger than my dad. My daughter is smarter, faster, stronger, and better looking than I am. She's a sleek new 2004 model, and I'm a 1977 beater. I'm supposed to die to make room for her and the other people her age.

      You're supposed to die, too. Do you honestly think that you're so much better a human than any other human that's ever lived and ever will live that you should live for 1000 years? Should we even consider something so conceited? I don't think so.

      More to the point, we're all GOING to die.

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    11. Re:Population by RsG · · Score: 1

      By saying we "should" die, you are passing a moral judgement, whether you mean to or not. Yes, we are all going to die. Yeah, nothing lasts forever. But the fact that this is the normal natural order automatically makes it good?

      I would tend to argue that it is the sort of emphasis on the immediate that you refer to WRT your daughter that also makes us short sighted. If living longer made us more concerned about the future, since we'll be living with the consequences of our actions, wouldn't that be a good thing for the rest of the human race? As it stands the only reason we have for not completely squandering the resources of the present is the idea that our descendants will have to live in the world we leave them. If we ourselves knew that we would live with those same consequences, would we be so wasteful? Would we leave so little?

      There are selfish reasons for wanting to live forever, but there are also more pragmatic reasons. I don't think I'm better than the rest of humanity (although, highschool made me wonder about the state of us apes...), but I also think that the worst elements in the human race are the ones who see nothing but a short mortal life without any sense of responsibility for the future. Such a viewpoint is only possible when you don't have a long term outlook, which immortality would tend to force. The selfish who only want to live forever would be faced with the prospect of facing the world they help create. This would be a good thing. It would also be far easier than trying to alter the facts of greedy human nature that have persisted for all of history.

      There is room in the future for me, there is room for your daughter and there is room for a 1977 beater. Said future will benefit from an immortal outlook, which technology might someday give us. I would be in favour of "curing" aging, even if I didn't live to see it.

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    12. Re:Population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But nobody will stop you if you want to die. People just don't want those who think like you to essentially force them to die.
      (Not the OP)

    13. Re:Population by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      There will be no faster models. We will be an evolutionary dead end :)

    14. Re:Population by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      AC response? Silly at best, I know.

      I don't WANT to die. Nobody WANTS to die. I'm saying that we're supposed to die. If we don't die, what are the worms going to eat? ;)

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  194. Old Age isn't the #1 killer anymore, folks by zapp · · Score: 1

    Until they find a way to "cure" this "Obesity Epidemic", cardiac failure will remain the #1 cause of death, especially if old-age is taken out of the equation.

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    1. Re:Old Age isn't the #1 killer anymore, folks by sh00z · · Score: 1

      Cardiac failure or Type 2 diabetes.

  195. 1000 years? I doubt it. by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but this is ludicrous. Elros Tar-Minyatur only lived to be 500 years old, and the blood of Númenor is so thin these days it practically doesn't exist. Hell, even Aragorn Elessar only lived to be 210.

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  196. Poor argument in the rebuttal article by ColGraff · · Score: 1

    I don't disagree with the "rebuttal" article - I think 1,000-year lifespans are fantastically unlikely. However, there's one argument the author gives which is extremely poor, and this should be pointed out.

    "What do all these proponents of immortality have in common? They are all dead."

    One could just as meaningfully have said in the 1890s, "What do all these proponents of heavier-than-air powered flight have in common? They've never flown in such a vehicle!" Saying that the current state of medical technology makes Methusalen lifespans unlikely is reasonable - categorically denying that technology adequate to the task will ever emerge is not. The author doesn't quite do that, but he comes close - and in so doing, he minimizes the role of a little something I like to call "technological progress".

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    1. Re:Poor argument in the rebuttal article by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised I haven't seen more posts about the rebuttal article. It was surprisingly stupid, as you've found.

      Whether or not the SENS proponent's arguments are sound aside, the rebuttal was terrible, because he didn't actually give any factual reasons to disbelieve the SENS arguments.

      All he gave was the idiotic "they're all dead" argument you mentioned, and other vague statements to the effect that it's just not possible. But no scientific facts or reasons why. Just because some people 2000 years ago tried to find immortality and failed is not a sound argument. People tried to control electricity centuries ago too, and it wasn't until the 1800s when we had working generating stations and motors and light bulbs.

      If some scientists have good reasons for dismissing study of the SENS proponents' ideas, then let's hear them.

  197. Bad Math by bshroyer · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000.

    Actually, no... If you have a 1/1000 risk of dying in any year, your probability of living to age 1000 are 37% (0.999^1000). You have a 50/50 chance of living to about age 690.

    Not that age 690 wouldn't also be a dramatic change...

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    1. Re:Bad Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  198. Genetic limits on cell division controls aging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy is a quack and quite dumb. He doesn't seem to know that genetics controls aging. It's a pretty simple process. The connectors between each strand of DNA are like little chain links. Each time a cell divides, those chains are broken and a link gets lost. Once there are none left, the cells can no longer duplicate themselves and death results. Not everyone has the same amount of links and the number is not uniform thoughout the body. This means that some people will live longer than others and some parts will fail before others. Some people do have them all the same number of links and very long so they live to a ripe old age in very good health and physical condition. BTW, it's been discovered that the maximum life span of a human is about 120 years based on this genetic limitation. Which happens to correspond to the Biblical limit also. If we can figure out how to stop the loss of links then we can pretty much get back to an approximately 1000 year lifespan.

    I don't have the refernces handy, but do some searching on "genetic limits of cell division" and also cloning. It was due to researching in cloning that this phenonmenon was discovered. The most famous example is Dolly the sheep clone. It died at what was thought to be a premature age, until they compared the dna to that of the original sheep and the material used to create the clone. It was then that they found the limit on cell division and that the clone had started at the "age" of the donor, not at a "birth" age with a full set of links.

    1. Re:Genetic limits on cell division controls aging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why its important to have fetal farms for the extraction of fresh DNA!

    2. Re:Genetic limits on cell division controls aging by EvolutionKills · · Score: 1

      It's pretty clear that you're referring to telomere biology and telomere metabolism in particular, but you're getting some of the facts wrong. Telomeres, stretches of repetative DNA that degrade with each replication cycle due to the end replication problem, are at the ends of linear chromosomes, they're not connectors b/w strands of DNA. It is also not clear that telomere metabolism is a primary determinant of organismal aging. It might be, but it hasn't been shown to be, though not for lack of trying--lots of correlation, little proof. If you want a good overview, read any review article on telomeres or telomerase by Elizabeth Blackburn (UCSF researcher who probably deserves a Nobel for her work on telomerase) or Titia de Lange (Rockefeller University researcher doing some of the most rapid basic science on telomerase control proteins). Very interesting stuff.
      Oh, and we've known about telomeres since Barbara McClintock and the Hayflick and Moorhead experiments in the 50's and 60's. We didn't discover them with Dolly.

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  199. The Irony... by IcePop456 · · Score: 2, Funny
  200. Supreme Court Justices by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    Aside from that, try to imagine the social, scientific and political stagnation that would occur from having old people not dying. Try to picture the economic devestation among young people (you think following the boomers sucks...), the lock-in of power among a few Very Oldsters.

    Seeing as you can get on the Supreme Court when you're in your 50's, that's a 900-year reign of one person's opinion.

    Copyright laws would suck at life+100. Life in prison has a new meaning. Heck, we'd probably have to rewrite half of our Constitution and legal system.

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  201. I just hope his biology is better than his math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:

    If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000.
    .999 ^ 1000 = ~ 0.368
  202. But Why?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1000 years of putting up with the telephone company's crap?!? Who Needs it!!!

  203. Do you think... by Seanasy · · Score: 1

    ... Dr. Aubrey dyes his beard?

    I wonder which will happen first:

    1. scientists will extend average life expectancy to thousands of years or
    2. humans will come to grips psychologically with their mortality.

    I have a sneaking feeling that the former will have to happen, conditionally, before the latter.

  204. we can't live that long by biryokumaru · · Score: 0
    because we lack sufficient space in our brain to store those memories. most cognitive psychologists will agree that we have plenty of space in our brains to store 100 years' worth of memories, but 1000? i expect we have enough for 200, tops. we're only designed to live 30-40 years, and we can prolong by taking care of our selves, certainly, in a more primitive method of the suggested practice for living 1000 years, but analogous nonetheless.

    some psychologists even theorize that some forms of senility derive from "running out of space," suggesting we may only have enough for 80 or so years.

    we do not know at what point will our brains run out of space, and whatever point that is the ultimate limit to our lifespans (in lieu of genetic re-engineering).

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    1. Re:we can't live that long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take lots of pictures and get into the habit of writing a diary/blog. Organize it, index it for fast searching, and back it up regularly. Problem solved!

    2. Re:we can't live that long by Explo · · Score: 1

      Somehow I think this wouldn't really be a permanent problem. Just use the latest buzzword of 30 years older world to provide the capability, be it nanotechnological memory extension components that interface with the brain or something that we can't even envision yet.

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  205. Religion is a form of mental illness! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There simply is no other explanation for otherwise intelligent human beings to beleive in such nonsensical fairy tales!

    For instance, the Bible says the Earth is only 6,000 years old. Only the mentally ill could possibly believe in such nonsense!

  206. news for nerds? by KillerLoop · · Score: 1

    More like a bible club.

    The arguments brought up are sickening, especially on a site that presumably caters to the nerd and technologist. A discussion about gerontology starting off with endless harping about what substance Adam and Eve were made of. wtf?

    This rabid spread of religious mumbo-jumbo into every niche of daily life is almost physically revolting.

    It took mankind so long to get a distance from superstitious, unfounded and uttlery fabricated crap (which everything is until proven otherwise) that is such a hallmark of religion - only to see it resurrected again with a vengeance. In my opinion religion might as well be the single most prevalent threat to the betterment of mankind.

    I mean damn, it's *science*.slashdot.org....

    1. Re:news for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. what? It's mumbo-jumbo, just because you don't believe in it and that religiously minded people are open-minded enough to embrace the thought that science *gasp* OMGWTF!! might be WRONG some of the time? The same way that you believe that religion/The Bible might be wrong.

      There are quite enough scientists spreading their belief that the earth and mankind are ancient, that we evolved from lesser life forms, and that the Big Bang was completely spontaneous. But people are completely outraged when someone questions these things based on their beliefs? That dosent sound very fair.

  207. oh and one more thing... by LabRat404 · · Score: 0

    thats just great. now I'll have to deal with this old hag an extra, approximately, 920 more years. great. marriage sucks.

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  208. 18 and still not reading the articles are you? by cnelzie · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article explained that the potential technology would allow you to exist at your current state of physical and mental well-being and in fact reverse the physical and mental age of existing older people until you died due to unforseen circumstances, such as getting hit by a speeding truck.

    I don't see why you would rather live a full life, up to 50, without pills and such, instead of living that same full life for, on average, 1000 years of life with pills and such...

    Kids these days, always speaking before they know what they are speaking about.

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  209. Overcoming entropy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Since the article is slashdotted, I will state impressions from previous articles on the topic. The basic cause of aging is entropy. There have been documented mutations that cause a person to age prematurely, but NEVER the other way around, at least not beyond a few decades.

    Evolution "knows" about this entropy, and counters it somewhat by slowing down the metabolism of an individual over time. The slower the metabolism the slower the entropy. However, this has side-effects, such as achy muscles, dried out spinal disks, clouded vision, loss of intestinal enzyme generation, etc. Cancer is usually the final result of the entropy, but not the only.

    There is no magic chemical or Telemere tweak that will stop the entropy. The only way to to reverse the entropy is to clean up and fix damaged cells and damaged DNA. This will probably require nanotechnology. Thus, the secret to anti-aging is probably in nanotechnology rather than biochemistry or macro-gene thearopy.

  210. author bad at math by nuttyprofessor · · Score: 0

    "...[if] you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000. "

    Bad math.

    0.999^1000 = .3677

    Really you would only have slightly better than a third of a chance. I can't trust a scientist who can't do math.

  211. oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    any 3rd grader can tell you that the "common cold" is an oxymoron.

  212. a dream come true by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    If they can make it so that I can live for thousands of years and still be youthful as I am today, that would basically make one of my dreams come true. I really really hope this will be possible before I die, but I am not too sure.

  213. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by SubliminalLove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    60 or 70 years of income gives a pretty sound basis for a 900 year retirement just as much so as for a 20 year retirement.

    If that were true, you'd only ever have to make enough money to pay back taxes on what you got from your parents when they died. Let's say you make $100,000/year for 60 years. That's $6,000,000. Let's say that you save enough and get a high enough return on investments that you retire with about 20% of that value saved. $1,200,000 is your retirement nest egg. That is not enough to live on indefinately. And this was ignoring all the taxes you'd have to pay, etc.

    Second problem, and probably the bigger one (since at some point you really can save up enough money to live on interest payments). Wealth cannot be represented by dollars alone. If everyone retires at age 150 and lives to age 1500, then 90% of the population won't be working. That means that 10% of the population has to generate goods and services sufficient to provide the wealth necessary to support and entertain the rest. This might be possible with technology improving worker efficiency, but it doesn't seem terribly likely.

  214. Living to 1000 versus being 1000 by Zarf · · Score: 1

    However much I may want to live to 1000 I don't think I'd enjoy being 1000. Think about it.

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    1. Re:Living to 1000 versus being 1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I *am* thinking about it. It'd be great.

      What are *you* thinking about? Didn't you read the article? It would keep you young physically...

  215. Space travel by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

    If people started living for thousands of years, interstellar space travel would become a real possibility, even without FTL ships. The real problem would be boredom. You would need some pretty extraordinary people on the mission. Most people would probably go insane if they were stuck inside a tin can for several centuries. But with the right people, a cribbage board, and NetHack, such a long voyage could certainly be undertaken.

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  216. its useful... by DeathByDuke · · Score: 0

    Live to 1000 Years Old, and just maybe, _just_ maybe, you'll get to play Duke Nukem Forever.

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  218. better analogy by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Think of it as a die. Having an accident is rolling a 1. Keep rolling. How long can you go without rolling a 1? Your chance each time is 1/6. But the odds of rolling no ones in 1000 rolls is very low. It can be done, but its low. Realistically, you are going to roll a one, and it is equally likely to happen at any given time.

    A better analogy with death and 1/6 odds might be a traditional game of "russian roulette".

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    1. Re:better analogy by hords · · Score: 1

      A better analogy with death and 1/6 odds might be a traditional game of "russian roulette".

      Not really, with russian roulette you will die for sure after 6 pulls of the trigger, each time decreasing your odds. With dice it is possible you could roll the dice 1000 times without rolling a 1, just extremely unlikely. Still, a lot of people live to an old age without dying in car accidents now. I'm sure plenty would still, but eventually something is going to get you. Unless we find a way to backup our brains.

    2. Re:better analogy by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Aren't you supposed to spin the cylinder between attempts?

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    3. Re:better analogy by hords · · Score: 1

      ah, sorry. You are right. Just never caught that before.

  219. Why is this story even getting any attention? by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the guy. You can tell he's a loon. He's not in touch with reality.

    Just based on probability, any mutation that can happen will happen- people are born with 6 fingers, 1 leg, 1 eye, etc.

    But I have *NEVER* heard of any living thing having a mutation that allowed it to not age. You'd think if it was possible you'd see numerous people throughout history that did not age, did not grow old and die, etc. Or at least someone would have a pet dog that lived forever.

    But none of this has happened. Because it cannot happen.

    1. Re:Why is this story even getting any attention? by biryokumaru · · Score: 0

      there was tha tlady in the 50's with the tumor that lived forever. the tumor was, quite literally, a mutation.

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  220. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
    To get to that last, Sucky century in the nursing home, you'd have to have way too little fun along the way


    Not neccesarily. Maybe you spend your first century bungee jumping, until the cord breaks, and you're a quadrapeligic for the next 900 years.
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  221. Amazing how wrong everyone gets this by honestmonkey · · Score: 1

    Mr. de Grey is not talking about "Here take this pill and you'll never die". He's talking about fixing what's wrong with you, all the time.

    --Your kidneys fail, so you head to the hospital and they grow you new ones or give you a treatment that fixes your current ones.

    --You contract HIV so they give you a treatment and it's gone.

    --You get whatever disease and they cure it.

    So, no immortality pill. They just fix what's wrong. One of the things that is wrong is, due to ageing, lots of problems crop up in your body. Fix those problems and you live better and as a side effect, longer too.

    And all the folks that say they don't want to live a long time are the same ones that won't stop treading water if they fall out of a boat. If you want to die then you are depressed and guess what - that's something else that's fixable as well.

    Mr. de Gray is also not talking about a bunch of geezers in nursing homes, draining the resources of us young folk. Old people (as well as young) will be healthy and able to contribute to society.

    And no over population, because our population will likely peak and start to decline around 2050. Eventually we'll need the healthy old people.

    And the "they" I've been mentioning is the medical/scientific establishment in general.

    It's going to happen (barring nuclear armageddon or something), and Mr. de Grey is just trying to orchestrate it and speed it up.

    So, do you want to die of cancer? Or with Alzheimer's? Or of AIDS? Or failing kidneys? What is it you do want to die of?

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  222. Boredom by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
    I always love the "wouldn't it getting boring" argument. I believe it is completely untrue. I think the limitied amount of memory that each of us has in our skulls will take care of the whole boredom aspect.

    Consider this simple test: What was the name of your favorite teacher in grade school? What did you have for lunch two weeks ago?

    Items that have a large impact on your life stay in long term memory. Minor things fade quickly. Since the amount of memory we can actually hold is finite that means the gaps will just larger. (Whoa, what happened to the eighties, dude)

    As for boredom itself, I can get bored in 10 minutes. How will an extra 900 years change that?

    1. Re:Boredom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Kevin Irvine
      2. Cheeseburger and canned peaches.
      3. When 900 years old you reach, be as bored you will not!

  223. 0.37 != 50/50 by Rothfuss · · Score: 1

    Presumably, new health technology will provide the author with adequate time to take an introductory statistics course.

    "If you are a reasonably risk-aware teenager today in an affluent, non-violent neighbourhood, you have a risk of dying in the next year of well under one in 1,000, which means that if you stayed that way forever you would have a 50/50 chance of living to over 1,000."

    No. To live from age 13 to age 1000 based on the suggested 1/1000 probability of death is most easily calculated by finding the probability of *surviving* for 987 consecutive years.

    P = (0.999)^987 = 0.3725

    The 50/50 age can be back calculated:

    0.50 = (0.999)^x : x = 692.8

  224. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by KKin8or · · Score: 1
    people do start living to 1000, I think our real duty would be to start hunting them.

    ...or export them. Kim Stanley Robinson's Red Mars trilogy addresses some of these issues.

    Also, I think people would probably have many careers and several retirements. Work for 50 years, retire for 10 or 20 (til you got bored). Then you can do something else for another 50... At what point would your brain just get full?

  225. Moms will be Moms by DrStrange66 · · Score: 1

    "Son are you eating right? You're looking thin!"

    "Mom I'm 787 years old I know how to take care of myself."

    "Oh you will always be my baby! Now go take you Great, great, great, ...5 minute interlude..., great, great, great grandson to the park."

    "Argh, but he is in his terrible 200's"

  226. Will he put his money where his mouth is? by obender · · Score: 1

    Now all I have to do is persuade the scientist to lend me a bunch of cash that I will return to him personally with a substantial interest in only 200 years from now.

  227. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the caves were warm, but Thag DID lose his mammoth hides. It was a legitimate concern.

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  228. drawn-out way in which most of us die at present by dannannan · · Score: 1
    "We will still die, of course ... but not in the drawn-out way in which most of us die at present."

    ...Yeah, it'll be drawn-out at least 10 times as long as at present.

  229. Re: Um...I think you missed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like what you are saying is that age in the story is determined by physical characterists. So those who look young are marginalized?

    If thats the case this would not be relevant under the conditions the first artcle author describes. He mentions that many of the treatments being developed would restore cells and the body from damage it has suffered over the years. So everyone would look younger.

    I think actually the more it will change the more it will stay the same. As usual mobility and freedom will probably remain limited and controlled by controlling and limiting access to good stuff...like property and information, as well as spreading the usual FUD. Although maybe not....

    Just running with my thought. Part of the problem people face in overcoming marginalizing tactics is that you run out of time. You only have so much time to educate someone, or to get into the right carrier track, or save enough money. And usually right about the time you might get stable or free, like your late 40s, suddenly you body starts to fail. And you have children expenses during your strongest years. So maybe a lot of those pressures would disappear. Because it simply wouldn't be so hard to keep working and moving etc. Of course the vision of 500 years of corporate/physical enslavement is not so nice. But then since everybody will have to deal with this stuff for such long periods of time, maybe eveyone will finally start working on improving things... hahaha.. ok thats rediculous.

  230. Dude.. by BigZaphod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd love to live for 1000 years. Think of all the cool stuff you could do and experience! Course, it'd be even more fun if everyone else wasn't living to 1000. ;-)

    Still, though.. you could fail over and over and have the time to learn to do it right. Or, just give up on this hectic modern concept of life and just become a wander for, say, 80 years. You could do all sorts of great things. Think long term. Produce works of art impossible to do any other way. Imagine a painting by a master that took, say, 50 years just to complete--because it was an entire city! That master could produce many of them--and they'd be LARGE scale projects. Business would have a much longer and more stable outlook. Quick reactions would be frowned upon and instead, careful consideration would be rewarded. These would all be great improvements, I think.

    1. Re:Dude.. by celerityfm · · Score: 2, Funny

      Treebeard? Is that you?

      Boom boom rumboom boorar boom boom dahar boom boom dahar boom!

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    2. Re:Dude.. by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      Nobody........ cares...... about the........ trees..... anymore..... bharooom.

    3. Re:Dude.. by dannannan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Consider, for a moment, that this is already possible through procreation and has been going on for thousands of years. One way of reading the article is as a challenge to our concept of identity.

      A lot more than 80 years of wandering has been done by our collective human identity. Entire cities built over hundreds or thousands of years already do exist.

      Who told us that our identity is limited to one pile of gray mush conditioned by a single set of attached sensory inputs? That is a weak identity that can be destroyed by a snake bite, a misplaced step, or disease. 1,000 extra years doesn't alleviate any problems with this since it's only a drop in the bucket of time.

      A stronger identity is a collective one that carries through generations of people. Identity is preserved through the spirit that you pass on to the next generation. Teaching, sharing, and fellowship all serve to pass on the identity. There is also the darker side passed on through selfishness, hate, and war.

      In the end, the stronger sense of identity will prevail. Pass on a good spirit to the next generation. By paying kindness and proper attention to those around you -- especially children -- you are doing far more to preserve a good identity than 1,000 extra years in a "mortal coil" could ever afford.

      DDL

      P.S. In keeping with the spirit of collective identity, keep those machines patched and up to date!

    4. Re:Dude.. by corngrower · · Score: 1

      It'd be a bummer, though, if you got life in prision for something at the young age of 25.

  231. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Jazu · · Score: 1

    I wish there was a "baffling" mod.

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  232. No mention of Heinlein's "Howard Foundation"? by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
    Robert Heinlein outlined a wonderful scheme in his book, "Time Enough for Love". It might even work.

    In a nutshell, a really-really-rich guy surnamed Howard was so disgusted with having to die of old age that he set up a huge trust fund and a foundation to manage it. The idea was that people who could prove that they had grandparents or great grandparents who had lived past 100 years would get a grant and would qualify as "members" of the foundation. Then if two such members married, they'd qualify for another grant. And each child they had would get a grant, and so on. The idea was to promote selective breeding for longevity using financial incentives.

    As Heinlein developed the idea through the story, he relates how the foundation had to become a secret society due to persecution of their members. They had to use cosmetic and disguise techniques to make their aging seem more like the public norm and then change identities after faking their own deaths.

    The neat twist though was that the main character of the novel, "Lazarus Long", the oldest living "Howard", had never had the benefit of "rejuvenating" treatments. Having gotten a set of DNA without any congenital defects purely by chance, he had been roaming about, disguising his age, changing identities as his various spouses inevitably died.

    (The grand finale where he goes back in time to screw his mother and then gets rescued by his clone-daughters who also screw him... well, it totally wrecked an otherwise amazing book, I thought.)

  233. darn it...that was my post by atomicbirdsong · · Score: 0

    there should be one last prompt asking if you want to login before the posted message goes through.

  234. Re:Meanwhile, the oldest person in the world is 11 by norkakn · · Score: 1

    it already happens. Those "retirement homes" are dens of filth and deprevity. AIDS rates among seniors have also been steadily rising.

  235. World Series. Only... by dark-br · · Score: 2, Interesting


    in that small world called US uh :)

    1. Re:World Series. Only... by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      No! Its The World! Its the Series! Shut it off!

      Its a TGS thing...

    2. Re:World Series. Only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time there's a mention of the world series on slashdot, somebody from another country complains about the use of the word "world." I'm sick of it. It's a tradition that's not going to change and it's not hurting anybody. Did you know there is a Caribbean World Series for only the Caribbean islands? Why don't you complain about them too? go sox

    3. Re:World Series. Only... by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I'm not from the US, but even I know why this is.

      The World Series is named after a newspaper (no longer in existence) called the New York World. You've probably heard of its proprietor, one Joseph Pulitzer.

      Having said that, don't get me started on the "Miss Universe" contest. There's just no excuse for that kind of parochialism.

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    4. Re:World Series. Only... by inkydoo · · Score: 1

      Or not...

      http://www.snopes.com/business/names/worldseries .a sp

  236. Hum by srcosmo · · Score: 1
    I think several Larry Niven stories dealt with this in some way.

    As people got older, their physical appearance didn't change, but they became sharper-witted and had better hand-eye coordination.
    And probably better lovers, too, knowing Niven...

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  237. That's not even close to being the same thing. by i41Overlord · · Score: 1

    A tumor's cells do die. They are constantly growing new cells just like the rest of our body. When we age, the tumor ages also. It's not in the shape we're accustomed to but it does age.

    Look at someone with a mole, when they grow old the mole grows old also. It doesn't stay nice and young looking while the rest of their body looks old. The aging of cells stays proportional.

  238. caveat by Mantorp · · Score: 1

    this is only good until the Quickening, because after that there can be only one.

  239. I don't want to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to disappear forever and never think another thought.

    The worse thing I can imagine is the point in time right before I know I'm going to die.

    I want to live forever.

    1. Re:I don't want to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Things that neither you have imagined nor expect will happen to you after death.

    2. Re:I don't want to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. He's obviously not a believer, so he's going to BURN IN HELL!!! 1,000,000,000,000,000 times worse than the worst possible pain, FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!

    3. Re:I don't want to die by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      An eternity in hell is still an eternity of existence. For someone who truly fears death, NOT going to hell would be worse than eternal punishment because the person fears non-existence most of all.

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  240. Try charting out those long OT lifespans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You'll see something very interesting...

    The Longevity of the Patriarchs

  241. Who cares about what the Bible says .... by p0rnking · · Score: 1

    WHAT IF we were to live to 1,000 years?
    Would that be a good thing? Look at our populations and resources ... now imagine if everyone could live to be even 500 years old, starting in the next 20 years (according to the first article).
    Do we currently have the ability do deal with this in such a short time?
    Personally, I see more problems than good coming out of this.

  242. Reminds me of a fable by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    Where a man was given a godlike wish, and chose eternal life.

    Unfortunately, he forgot to ask for eternal youth/health along with it, so he just grew older and more decrepit. But seriously, if quality of life becomes a problem than I could see suicide becoming legalized.

    Actually, a good first start would be modifying the human genome so we can regrow and replace our teeth every 10-20 years or so, as many animals do. Otherwise, if life was extended to 200 years, our teeth would be totally worn down. This change alone would make dentists obsolete, and keep the tooth fairy very busy for our whole lives.

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  243. Looking like you are a 1000 years old by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I don't mind LIVING for a thousand years...I just don't want to LOOK like I've been living like a thousand years!

  244. Geology 101 by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "Funny I found many hits on google from geologists who do not dispute this. Like this one [ www.creationscience.com ]."

    Please don't present a "creation science" site as a "geologist" site. It insults actual geologists. "Creation science" is an oxymoron like "civil war".

    "Also they have found fossils several thousand feet up in the mountains, like you said."

    Ummm... never heard of geological uplift related to mountain formation, have we?

    No wonder our country has become the scientific laughingstock of the developed world.

  245. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally someone gets it!

  246. New Headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course we may have to suffer with press releases like this:

    "...Now in his 100th Term as the US President, President Schwarzenegger says he still like 'Da Pump' at age 536...."

  247. In Soviet Russia by deathcloset · · Score: 0

    Old age dies from you!

  248. Against the bible???? by Erythros · · Score: 0

    Would it be wrong to maybe just DOUBLE our lifespan??? Maybe to 150 Years?
    There are those that believe this goes against the will of GOD to do so. Well, for those of you who believe this goes against the will of GOD, then you should realize that before the days of medicine and vaccines, it was not common to live beyond the ripe old age of 40.

  249. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At what point would your brain just get full?

    Probably not before we also figure out how to A) mix man and machine, giving us extended digital memory, or B) genetically engineer in more/denser/better brain tissue, giving us more of that unreliable, fleshy wet memory.

  250. Stuck in a rut by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    People would probably get stuck in a rut for the first hundred years, but they'll get so bored that they'll resume doing new things and maybe taking risks out of sheer boredom.

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  251. Look at his beard by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does this guy remind me of a cross between Rasputin and RMS?

    Take a look for yourself!

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  252. V:tM comes to mind.... by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    You don't have to defeat your enemies. You simply have to outlive them.

  253. Re:Cain and Abel by TheLink · · Score: 1

    See Gen 4.

    "In the course of time Cain brought some of the fruits of the soil as an offering to the LORD . 4 But Abel brought fat portions from some of the firstborn of his flock. The LORD looked with favor on Abel and his offering, 5 but on Cain and his offering he did not look with favor. So Cain was very angry, and his face was downcast."

    I'm more inclined to interpret it as Cain did not offer his "best" to God, whereas Abel did. God looks at the heart.

    Also: I don't see why you imply there can't be sacrifices which you don't eat. BTW, the laws governing sacrifices in the later books were for Israel's contract with God, and so unlikely to apply in Cain and Abel's time. And even in them there are sacrifices which were not to be consumed. See Leviticus if you are interested.

    The Israelites did grow and consume grain - there were laws regarding land and harvesting.

    You may be extrapolating a bit too much from very few verses of the Bible, and thus getting a skewed view of things.

    I recommend reading a fair bit more.

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  254. Live till Im 1000? NO WAY by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    I just turned 58. I have worked in DP/IT since I was 21. THats 37 years. I am ready to retire. I might live another 20 years. I just want to spend time with my cameras and build a darkroom. I am tired of working. But if I had another 700 years to look forward to, who the f**k is going to pay my SSI, my health cost, my annuity benefits? Also, just think of all the senior citizens driving around! millions of us - smashing into cars, trashing flea markets.

    No, sorry, man was designed to die after a short finite time. This planet cannot support that amount of population. The tensions of such a huge population will result in many more wars and disease. Besides, I dont think we can produce enough Depends to support all those old sh*ts.

  255. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    Obviously we would have to discard capitalism in the event such medical technology becomes commonplace.

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  256. there are other problems.... by LuxFX · · Score: 1

    Are we sure we want to get to be 1,000 years old? The cartiledge in the nose and ears never stop growing. After 1,000 years a person would look ridiculous!

    (wasn't there a Bill Plympton cartoon that showed what this would look like?)

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    1. Re:there are other problems.... by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because if we had technology so great to over come mortality, we certainly wouldn't be able to solve that tricky problem.

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  257. We'll all starve! by halightw · · Score: 1

    Extending 6 billion lives to 1000 years or more will just introduce massive world famine and the average person may not actually live much longer at all. Intead of dying of old age we'll just starve to death instead.

    Not to mention the planet will be destroyed by 6 billions people driving Hummers to work. Car dealerships would start offering 100 year financing terms.

  258. Extension of lifespan brings social stagnation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such extension of human lifespan is not favor of social evolution, rather against it. People want to keep living just as they are.

    You wield "change is good" as a marketing catch phrase. Life extension delays change introduced by newer generations, who bring novel concepts and attitudes seeded by passing generations.

    You want change? You're in luck! The world is soooo unfair, in so much pain, there's work to be done everywhere to make it better. Also, the world is soooo beautiful, full of simple elevating truths and meaning. Are you finding these gems?

    Which brings me to another point: the efficiency of a lifetime. Are you living your life knowing how precious little time there is?

    If you lived 1000 years, would you be entertaining yourself a whole lot more, or fighting for relevance throughout the centuries?

    Do not waste time extending life. Improve it for others, and secondarily for yourself.

  259. Right to Die by dprust · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The author says we have a right to die. Is this normal in Europe? In America, we don't have a right to die at all. We have to suffer till the very end, no matter how much we might want to die.

  260. your life expectancy is now 400 years by nomaan · · Score: 0

    Tell that to the car/truck you just got run over by ...

  261. Why not think positive? by Awestruckin · · Score: 0

    When someone comes out with information like this, and granted it is not new information, I remember reading something very similar more along the lines of nanoscale cell repair to extend life... but why not live with the positive effects the thoughts of even the posibility of 1000 years of life brings?

    We need something to bring the world together eventually, unfortunately this may bring about even more world protest as the technology rich countries would most likely benefit from this before 3rd world countries will, and if we thought they were jealous of our beer and happy meals now, wait till they find out we are near immortal. Anyways, I think DR S Jay Olshansky PhD needs to read The Toynbee Convector by Ray Bradbury and shut his negatively charged cake hole.

  262. Can you deal with 2^30 + grandparents? by vishwass · · Score: 0

    It is actually 2^30 + 2^29 .... + 2^2 grand(^n)parents assuming 3 generations every century. Imagine all the tertiary cousins you would know... And then consider buying gifts to all of them ;-)

  263. 1000 years sounds about right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should have a decision in SCO vs. IBM by then....

  264. Obligatory by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1

    1,000 years huh? I doubt we'd ever see Duke Nukem Forever even if we lived that long.

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  265. THHGTTG by Awestruckin · · Score: 1, Funny

    It doesn't matter anyways, all you bible thumpers and trolls. Eventually the planet will be destroyed by the Vogons to make way for a Interstellar Space Super-Highway.

  266. Great! Now I can... by mavi_yelken · · Score: 1

    play World of Warcraft for 1000 years!

  267. It's achievable. Here's how: by nusratt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    -- statistically: You'll live longer by avoiding all manner of risks of accidents. Avoid cars, planes, electricity, wild animals, hazardous weather, high-crime neighborhoods, etc.

    -- physiologically: avoid anything which is stressful, overly exciting, fattening; opt for unrelenting exercise, drastic caloric reduction, etc.

    Unfortunately, the bulk of the effect is relativistic:
    you'll live somewhat longer, but mostly it will just *seem* longer (ba-dum-bump, thanks folks, you've been great, I'll be here all week).

  268. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Informative
    Even if you could offer people a constant youthful physique and extreme longevity, how many of us are really going to make it to even 200? Unless you live your entire life underground in a room with little windows, never venturing forth into the world, something's going to get you.

    Here's an interesting tabulation of your risks of death due to injury.

    Your odds are slightly worse than one in eighteen hundred of dying in any given year due to injury. (About 1 in 2800 of accidental injury; the rest is due to self-inflicted injury or deliberate assault.)

    Assuming that figure remains constant throughout your lifetime, your odds of surviving to various ages would be

    100 - 94.5%
    500 - 75.5%
    1000 - 57.0%
    1235 - 50.0%
    2000 - 32.5%
    5300 - 5%
    8200 - 1%
    The distribution of actual injury risk vs. age is more U-shaped in reality. We're prone to accidental injuries while we're very young (getting dropped, falling, sticking fingers in electrical sockets) and while we're older (poorer reflexes, vision, balance, less ability to heal). Obviously our accident risk is going to depend on how well this treatment arrests the aging process, and at what stage.

    There's also the possibility that individuals who want to live 'forever' might make a conscious effort not to do so many stupid things, and therefore lower their own risks.

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  269. Balanced? by gordgekko · · Score: 1

    It's increasingly difficult to take anything that Slashdot contributors take seriously if they keep editorializing in their comments. The BBC is now balanced?

    I've been a consumer of the BBC for nearly two decades and balanced is the last word I would use to describe it.

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  270. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    living with the consequences of your decisions would be a deterent for me it might keep some people from wasting natural resources but c'mon! We have heard for decades that smoking will kill us, sloppy sex will get us AIDS and running around in SUVs is ruining the environment AND WE STILL DO ALL THOSE THINGS! Throw in things like inner city birthrates for unmarried teenagers who,in this goofy scenario, can remain fertile until they are, lets say 400 years old...get my point? There are some people who live with out a friggin' clue about the consequences of their actions.

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  271. To go back on topic... (meat vs. vegetables) by IdahoEv · · Score: 1
    Yeah, yeah, a vegan diet is supposed to prevent cancer and heart disease, but the bone records show that the serfs in grain culture had poorer health than the hunter-gatherer peoples preceding them.

    To take this thread even further offtopic than it already is, you're comparing apples and oranges. Before the 19th century, most people, particularly serfs, were chronically malnourished. When that's the case, the extra calories and protein in meat are a gem to be treasured, so certainly vegan serf in the 16th century wouldn't have been as healthy.

    In the developed 21st century, though, food is abundant and our evolved tastes for sweet and fatty things, designed to help us scrounge every last calorie in a subsistence life, are deadly to us, causing us to massively overeat.

    With abundant food, it is easy to get full nutrition (yes, including protein) from plant material. Meat isn't necessary anymore, and folks who choose to eat vegetarian or vegan can avoid some of the potential drawbacks of it.

    But now we can actually bring the thread (which went lifepan->bible->cain and abel->meat vs. vegan) back on topic, in a modern society, limiting your caloric intake and avoiding using meat as your primary calorie source can in fact help you live longer. What's crucial is that you mantain a diet that has good diversity of calories (carbs, protein, and fats) and is nutritionally complete with respect to vitamins and amino acids. But, in out modern world of fresh produce etc., that's 100% doable.

    Note that you don't have to avoid meat entirely to gain lifespan benefits. But, you're not doing yourself any favors if you eat two pounds of steak a day, either. :-) (Note that carbs can also be a danger because they put sugar into your blood more quickly, so your body responds by storing them as fat. Moderation, and exercise to burn off the sugar before it gets stored will go a long way towards increasing your lifespan.)
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    1. Re:To go back on topic... (meat vs. vegetables) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      certainly vegan serf in the 16th century wouldn't have been as healthy.

      Protein is made of amino acids. The human body can make some amino acids from other foods, but some amino acids (called the "essential" amino acids) it cannot make. Thus it is essential to eat those amino acids in food.

      Meat contains all the essential amino acids, but there are almost no plant foods that contain all of them. Modern-day vegans know about this and work around it by eating multiple plant foods (such as beans and rice) at each meal. Note however that you need to eat a lot of carbs this way to get the protein; people who eat animal protein have a huge advantage over those who insist on being vegan. (Note that vegetarians who eat eggs and/or milk are eating animal protein, and they get that huge advantage. There have been very successful bodybuilders who were vegetarians, and none at all who were vegan.)

      Peasants on a subsistance diet probably ate one major staple (e.g. wheat) with not much variation, and thus were impoverished WRT essential amino acids.

      Also note that the human body evolved[1] from omnivorous mammals[2], and for the vast majority of our evolutionary history we were hunter/gatherers. Evolution works slowly, and agriculture was invented an eyeblink ago in evolutionary terms, so we are not really evolved for an agricultural society. Our bodies do well with a variety of foods, with lots of fiber, and with a certain amount of very lean meat (the only kind availble to hunter/gatherers). A peasant who eats wheat flatbread every day is getting a diet very different from this.

      Also, a person in the modern world is able to eat whatever he/she wants, and tends to eat refined flour (no fiber or vitamins), refined sugar, and lots of fat. As you noted, this sucks.

      I just bought an ebook called Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle and I'm working my way through it. It explains what optimum nutrition is for the human body, and lays out a program to follow if you want to lose fat without losing any lean body mass such as muscle. I am purely an amateur at nutrition stuff, but based on everything I have read, this ebook has it all right and is worth the money. If you want to know exactly what you should eat to be as healthy as possible, that is the book I recommend.

      [1] If you are religious and have a problem with evolution, feel free to believe that God created the world 6000 years ago in a way that makes it look like evolution works this way.

      [2] Next time a hard-core vegan tells you that "the human body was never meant to eat meat!", point at your incisors (the sharp teeth towards the front of your mouth) and say "why do I have sharp meat-tearing teeth then?" We have flat grinding teeth in the back of the mouth, to help us eat plants, and we also have teeth for meat.

    2. Re:To go back on topic... (meat vs. vegetables) by Rhone · · Score: 1

      I just bought an ebook called Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle and I'm working my way through it. It explains what optimum nutrition is for the human body, and lays out a program to follow if you want to lose fat without losing any lean body mass such as muscle. I am purely an amateur at nutrition stuff, but based on everything I have read, this ebook has it all right and is worth the money. If you want to know exactly what you should eat to be as healthy as possible, that is the book I recommend.

      Good choice. I've done a _lot_ of reading on nutrition and exercise, and that is the single best "diet book" (I hate to call it that, since it's not a fad diet) I've ever read.

      The only areas where I disagree at all with _Burn the Fat, Feed the Muscle_ are in the exercise part. There's nothing really wrong with the weight training + aerobic exercise that Tom Venuto describes, but I think (if you're more interested in functional strength and stamina than big muscles) you can replace the weight lifting with bodyweight exercises (Ross Enamait's Underground Guide to Warrior Fitness is the best bodyweight exercise book I've seen. And there seems to be a lot of evidence showing that short, repeated bursts of intense anaerobic exercise is better for fat loss and cardiovascular conditioning than long, slow aerobic exercise. (i.e. It's better to do a bunch of wind sprints than it is to jog for an hour.)

    3. Re:To go back on topic... (meat vs. vegetables) by Tofino · · Score: 1

      Matt Furey's Combat Conditioning is also a damn great book/DVD for bodyweight exercises. From looking at the page, it seems that Enamait's is probably identical or close to it, and filled with lots o' fun marketing stuff. But the exercises are fantastic, and the man really gives zero bad advice.

    4. Re:To go back on topic... (meat vs. vegetables) by Rhone · · Score: 1

      I bought Combat Abs and Combat Conditioning before I discovered Ross Enamait. Ross Enamait made me regret wasting $60 on Furey.

      You are right that they are similar as far as the types of exercise they promote/teach, but (despite how his web site appears) Ross is not the marketing genius/rip-off expert that Furey is. Furey's "books" are a half-assed collection of pictures with sparse descriptions that seem designed primarily to get the reader to purchase the ridiculously overpriced video versions. (As if the books themselves aren't ridiculously overpriced.) Ross's books (well, Warrior Fitness anyway--I don't feel I need to buy his other books because Warrior Fitness had everything I needed) are actual books, crammed with information, unlike Furey's books that are no more than lists of exercises.

      Furey himself admits that he loves ripping his customers off by charging as much as he can squeeze out of them for as little work as possible, and happily teaches other people to do the same (for a hefty fee, of course) in his marketing seminars.

      Ross Enamait's Warrior Fitness book costs the same price as Combat Conditioning, but doesn't include the marketing crap, has more exercises, and has more (and better, IMO) advice about doing the exercises. In addition to the comprehensive chapters on leg, upper body, and core exercises, Warrior Fitness also has chapters on stretching, conditioning, nutrition, motivation, and developing training routines.

      I hate to sound like an advertisement--I'm not usually so eager to promote one guy's product over another--but this is one of those cases where the product from the less-well-known guy greatly exceeds the (many) products from the more popular guy in both quantity and quality, for a lesser price. I would feel very guilty if I passed up a chance to keep someone from wasting money on Furey like I did.

      Enamait is essentially what Furey could have been if Furey was more open-minded and cared more about sharing his knowledge than about getting rich.

  272. Re:Live till Im 1000? NO WAY by Awestruckin · · Score: 0

    The article said that it would repair existing cell degradation. That means your senses would most likely improve, brain activity, and even some of those nasty brown marks you old farts get all over your skin after age 55 might go away. Of course you'll have to stop wearing Old Spice, and that's the real problem now isn't it...

  273. Sex, marriage and children by arasinen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The near-immortality proposed by the article is truly fascinating. It is hard to even imagine the scale of changes brought by 1000 year lifespan. Quite a few comments here concentrate on individuals and the rest on the society and they bring up some good points. What really interests me, however, is what happens to families.

    Relationships grow as people grow. It is quite mindbogging to think about a relationship with a century of common history.

    1. Sex. There'd be ten times as much. That would probably finally reveal us if it is possible to get bored of sex.

    2. Marriage. The institution of marriage is already slowly losing the status it has had in the recent years. It seems difficult to find a mate for 50 years -- imagine the difficulties in finding a partner for 500! One possibility is that marriages become short-term only, ie. you get married for 20, 30, 50 years at a time. This leads to ...

    3. Children. Obviously you can't go on spawning children every 10 years. The population explosion would be more like a population supernova. A child would be a very very rare occurence. It wouldn't be inconcievable that marriages would be only granted for the express purpose of having a child and raising it into adulthood.

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    1. Re:Sex, marriage and children by bleeware · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine being a single /.er for 900 years...

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    2. Re:Sex, marriage and children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I suggest:
      After the Fall of Night aka City and the Stars
      Arthur C. Clarke

      Across Real Time
      Vernor Vinge

  274. Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our bodies are very complex, but that does'nt mean they can't be fully understood. Once all proteins are matched with their function, the ability to create a protein with a desired function will be possible. Just that alone will push life to a new limit. The scariest part is that it really is not far off. When technology and biology are completely merged, people who choose to live long lives, simply will.

  275. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. But if they hadn't gone ahead and built the fires, nobody would ever have known.

    Of course, based on your username, are you speaking from experience? ;)

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  276. BEARD!!! by nanojath · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything funny to say about it. Just, man, BEARD.

    Beard beard beard.

    On topic, these things always sound the same to me: a lot of blue sky about technologies that are gonna get there real soon now... I know only a bit about the topic, I think it's naive to think that drastic life extension is impossible, but a couple things occur. The first is that, I think that considering the vital role of cell senescence and death in biological processes, it will be continuously surprising how many problems extending mortality will create. The second is, it is stupidly obvious this kind of thing, if it is developed, is only going to be available to the super-rich. I mean, bleeding edge medical technology, and like insurance companies are going to pay you to stick around longer to rack up more medical bills. So a more accurate quote might be "I think the first person to live to 1,000 might be 60 already... and really, really, really rich."

    And finally, BEARD!!!!!

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    1. Re:BEARD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think how big that beard will be in a thousand years. WOAH!

    2. Re:BEARD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beard eventually blocks out sun. Earth cools...mankind ends.

  277. Long article?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Describing an article consisting of less than 900 words tells us something about the attention span of ...Ooh look! Shiny thing!

  278. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that eventually you wouldn't be considered experienced enough to be a politician until you were 500-800 years old. Same problem, bigger numbers.

  279. Radical Social/Environmental Changes by vivin · · Score: 1

    He talks about Radical Social changes, but what about environmental changes?

    Can our ecosystem support people who live to be a 1000 years? Just in the last 100 years human population has increased exponentially because of better medical science. I doubt we have enough resources to support people living to be 1,000 years or more. The rate of reproduction is going to remain the same, while the rate of mortality will be very low for while (until maybe a 1000 years from now). We'll have a population explosion - how will we support this population?

    There is another social implication he hasn't talked about. Humanity has been advanced very rapidly in the last two centuries. Living to be a 1,000 years old will make us complacent and I don't know if we would be as driven to accomplish different things before we die.

    It's hard to say how exactly our society will be affected, but the main issue is the population explosion problem.

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    1. Re:Radical Social/Environmental Changes by RsG · · Score: 1

      Except that the rate of population growth has slowed during the past hundred years. Western countries are now below replacement level fertility, some parts of western europe are even experiencing negative population growth (fewer are born or immigrate than die or emigrate).

      The reason seems to be modern medicine and technology, not to mention the wealth needed to pay for them. Once the need to reproduce a dozen times to see some of your children survive is gone, and sex can be had without pregnancy, why would the population grow? Cultural inertia and immigration from other countries and cultures needs to be taken into account, but that isn't an issue WRT immortality.

      Assuming we could raise the standard of living of the rest of the world to our level, and assuming that their various cultures adapted as fast as or faster than ours did, then the rate of population growth would stabilize. We would need to fix our industrial waste problems first (bluntly, the planet can't take another two or three industrial revolutions). If we could do it though, why would immortality cause any population problems? People would feel no pressure to have children early, there'd be no biological clock, and after a few centuries our numbers would likely be in decline.

      The only problem I see is the stagnantation you describe. But that is a problem for another day. And while I can see there being issues with social stratification, and poorer people and countries being excluded, in the long run things would work themselves out. Poor nations don't remain impoverished forever, and when dealing with immortality, we would start seeing the long term.

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    2. Re:Radical Social/Environmental Changes by transatlantique78 · · Score: 0
      We'll have a population explosion - how will we support this population?

      We can't, under the current way of life. Some things will have to change ; mass consumption (and its corollary, mass production and industry) will have to go, among other things. Which might not necessarily be a problem in terms of comfort, if we do achieve breakthroughs in other technologies (nanotech, replicator-style, food production, etc.)

      Living to be a 1,000 years old will make us complacent

      On the other hand, living longer might help us see things and act in long-term perspectives.

      It opens other doorways as well, which can't be seriously thought of now. Going to other stars, for instance : spending 25 years in transit at a decent fraction of c isn't a big deal when you live 1000, and it's certainly a better incentive than multi-generational ships.

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    3. Re:Radical Social/Environmental Changes by ahodgson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Obviously, limits on reproduction would be necessary.

      Wants kids? Fine, you can have one, but you have to give up your own immortality treatments. Sounds like a deal to me.

    4. Re:Radical Social/Environmental Changes by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Exactly. How do we go from a society that effectively *pays* people to procreate to one in which everybody lives forever, all in the course of a few generations?

      Somebody has to work to produce these "I-wanna-live-forever" technologies, and 90% of the time it ain't the 60-year-olds...

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  280. Scariest of ALL (shudder) by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 5, Funny
    You go to a nightclub, you hit it off with this witty sexy girl. You get her home.

    Things are moving along nicely, talking about things. The chemistry is *incredible*.

    Then you find out (I don't know, maybe the convo made a strange turn to genealogy) she's your great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother.

    I mean, how many of us would recognize our great*n grandparents if we met them on the street?

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    1. Re:Scariest of ALL (shudder) by Herz · · Score: 0

      Bah
      The scary part would be if she, after seducing me, would proceed to remove her makeup, teeth, and wig and thus look like my great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother.
      That would suck.

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    2. Re:Scariest of ALL (shudder) by DaoudaW · · Score: 2, Informative

      That only seems scary in our generation-challenged world. In actuality, you only share 2^-8 of your genes with with your great^6 grandmother. This is not all that different from the baseline relationship coefficient in many populations.

    3. Re:Scariest of ALL (shudder) by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      you only share 2^-8 of your genes with with your great^6 grandmother

      While this may be true, this knowledge would not minimize the ick factor in "getting it on" with a great grandmere. Familial taboos are hard to overcome.

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    4. Re:Scariest of ALL (shudder) by anrwlias · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's not an especially scary scenario, once you discount the irrational "yuck" factor. A great-to-the-sixth grandparent has as much genetic relation to you as a sixth-cousin -- about 4/10ths of a percent. Genetically speaking, they may as well not be related to you at all since they're about as likely to share common genetic material with you as is a random stranger.

    5. Re:Scariest of ALL (shudder) by LostInfidel · · Score: 1

      You may have a look at one of R. Heinlein's novels, "Time Enough for Love". The situation you've described here is the very point of its last quarter or so.

  281. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by nizo · · Score: 1
    unmarried teenagers who,in this goofy scenario, can remain fertile until they are, lets say 400 years old

    Not to pick on you or anything, but women become infertile because they run out of eggs (being born with all they will ever have already inside their body) so extending their lives won't do much for extending how long they can have children. Men on the other hand can feel free to procreate until they die.

  282. ....a brilliant moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so it says -
    The right to choose to live or to die is the most fundamental right there is; conversely, the duty to give others that opportunity to the best of our ability is the most fundamental duty there is.
    --------
    but in reality of it all people take away the right to choose to live or die already anyways throwing suicidal people who obviously choose to die rather than live into mental hospitals and force them to live against their own will. On top of all that Its already crowded enough as it is on this planet do i really want the amount of new life coming in to be that much higher than the death rate i think not. brilliant that they can figure out how to do it, but there is nothing worse that a brilliant moron because they are definantly stupid to actually practice what they learned.

  283. Eggs. Sperm. Both aparently freeze pretty well. by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Shades of Heinlein's "Polkayne of Mars." Except in that case, they froze either embryos or newly-born babies. Even if that's silly, the essence was that a couple could do their genetic stuff when young, but raise their kids after they had a few years under their belts.

    IMHO, there's a flaw in this. Nature/evolution equipped young adults with the ability to party all night. That ability wasn't put there to party, it was put there to take care of babies. Parties are the unexpected benefit.

    But just imagine coming home from a business trip one evening, have a little time with the family, then put the kids to bed, and go yourself, shortly after, because you've had a long day. THEN both kids are up about 2:00 AM, BOTH sick at BOTH ends. Clean it all up, and a half hour the next wave of sickness starts. Clean it all up, and you're out of sheets, so start running the laundry around 3:00 AM. Etc.

    Been there, done that - in my mid-30's. I sure wouldn't want to take that on in my late 40's or later.

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  284. A few thoughts. by pragma_x · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think that any human being, as we understand ourselves now, can withstand living past 120 or so years without undergoing some pretty hefty consequences.

    Cancer. How much radiation will you absorb over 1000 years? How many parts-per-billion of the innumerable carcinogens, heavy metals and free-radicals will your body come in contact and absorb over that much time? The sheer volume of damage to cells and DNA by these factors, as well as the simple (and natural) mishandling of our DNA by basic cell division, puts one at a tremendous risk for developing cancer. Any kind of longevity thereapy would have to be aggressive and continuous to stave off these problems.

    Insanity and or lossing the capability to change healthily. How much can the human mind hold, safely? You might very well live to be 1000, but would you still remember the first 500 years of your life? Even if you remain active, and fight off senility and alzhimers to the end, you only have so many neurons that are available for use. Even assuming that you learn to use the so called unused 85% of your brain, would your consciousness, your very psyche, be able to withstand so much knowledge without loosing your sanity? How about just keeping up with current events?

    1. Re:A few thoughts. by UpnAtom · · Score: 1
      I don't think that any human being, as we understand ourselves now, can withstand living past 120 or so years without undergoing some pretty hefty consequences.

      Cancer. How much radiation will you absorb over 1000 years? How many parts-per-billion of the innumerable carcinogens, heavy metals and free-radicals will your body come in contact and absorb over that much time? The sheer volume of damage to cells and DNA by these factors, as well as the simple (and natural) mishandling of our DNA by basic cell division, puts one at a tremendous risk for developing cancer. Any kind of longevity thereapy would have to be aggressive and continuous to stave off these problems.

      Damaged DNA pretty much IS aging. If you crack this, you're never going to get old in any physical sense.

      Arguably some undamaged genes switch off a number of years. With either gene therapy or by supplementation, this shouldn't be hard to manage in the next 50 years.

      Apparently our ears continue to get bigger throughout our lives but I'm sure we can live with that.

      Insanity and or lossing the capability to change healthily. How much can the human mind hold, safely?

      A virtually infinite amount - it's not a computer you know. Your brain is more like a holographic storage system and already has a system for prioritising on the most important information.

      You might very well live to be 1000, but would you still remember the first 500 years of your life? Even if you remain active, and fight off senility and alzhimers to the end, you only have so many neurons that are available for use.

      Does it really matter if you can remember every second of your life?

      Even assuming that you learn to use the so called unused 85% of your brain, would your consciousness, your very psyche, be able to withstand so much knowledge without loosing your sanity? How about just keeping up with current events?

      Your brain already processes billions of bits of information per second that you never need to consciously know about.

  285. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
    Of course, based on your username, are you speaking from experience? ;)


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  286. OK, but 1000 is the limit by c_monster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I refuse to live any longer than 1000 years, though. Anything beyond that and I'd run out of new things to do.

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  287. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Milo+Fungus · · Score: 1

    That last century you spend in a nursing home probably would Suck with a capital "S".

    This reminds me of a topic we recently covered in my patient-centered medicine class (I'm a med student). More and more people are living with chronic diseases that are kept in check by aggressive treatments. Often there is a slow decline, or a punctuated decline with relative stability between crises. Examples of diseases people live with as a chronic condition include various types of cancer, diabetes, heart diesase, and even HIV/AIDS in recent years.

    Modern medicine has done some incredible things to keep the disease process at bay. A good part the increase in the average life expectancy is due to people being able to live with chronic conditions where they otherwise would die.

    I'm quite skeptical about the notion of indefinitely prolonging life by genetic engineering, etc. To have God-like power, one must have God-like omniscience and omnipotence. To keep a person optimally healthy for eternity you would have to:

    1. know the gene sequence of every gene in every cell of the body and monitor all changes over time
    2. know the significance of every possible change in the gene sequence
    3. be able to make corrective measures

    We can do none of these things right now with any proficiency.

  288. Shortened our lives. by militiaMan · · Score: 0

    Will not God be angry since our lives where shortened for a purpose. I imagine technology will soon allow people to live indefinately. Not immortal, but without aging. Although, to what end since God dissallowed long life long ago. I can see that our time is coming to an end here on Earth as it is now. One thing is for sure the FDA will somehow ban or limit life extending to most people so they can keep in power.

  289. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It wouldn't be opposite at all. It would have a tremendous impact on every part of our lives. Talk about overpopulation, what happens when the death rate is cut in half but the birth rate is kept the same or rises. Getting a job in a founded business would be nearly impossible as the only way anyone could leave would be a fluke accident or leaving of their own accord or retire, which would lead to an even worse impact over time.

    As for retirement plans, it would bankrupt many companies after the first 100 years as the number they have to support continuously increases with little to no death rate. And social security, consider that in 900 years about 9/10 people will be getting it while only 1/10 are paying into it if the current rules/requirements are kept.

    And if they are able to, I see no reason a Senator aka American Royalty would leave except old age or not getting re-elected.

    It would have its benefits and I'd welcome it, but if it is as sudden a change as this article suggests, it would have some tremendous negative impact along with it.

  290. value of life by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    If it were possible to live to be 1000 years old
    except if you had an accident or were murdered it would make the value of life much more. Loosing say the last 20 years of your lifespan would be much less of a crime than the last 800. Just think of the cost for medical malpractice settlements, or wrongfull death lawsuits! And any homicide conviction would carry the death by slow torture penalty, it would be the only penalty that would suit the crime!

  291. "Buying Time" by Joe Haldeman by dpilot · · Score: 1

    In this book, there is a rejuv treatment that is *very* tightly controlled by one corporation. In order to get your rejuv, they want all of your assets, but it's got to be above a certain minimum.

    So you wind up with a lot of young-looking old people, and their biggest objective is to get enough money to guarantee their next rejuv. Their next biggest objective is to find a way to hide *more* money from the corporation, so they won't be broke when they get out. Beyond that, the expense of rejuv and the "all your assets" clause tend to make them moles instead of prominent citizens.

    Oh, and you have this REALLY rich corporation with its fingers in just about every pie on the planet.

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  292. The "alternative view" by danila · · Score: 0

    BBC is doing it's readers a disservice by calling the second article "an alternative view". It's not an alternative, because it has almost no relevant informative content that would help answer the question in the title of this discussion.

    Mr. Olshansky just gives a long history of people believing that immortality can be achieved using som quackery (since they lived in quacky times), then just claims as a fact that there is no reason to believe we can dramatically extend our lifespan. He doesn't give any evidence to that, doesn't provide any arguments or counter-arguments, his strongest "argument" is that gerontologists will not succeed, because a certain Ko Hung, a famous Chinese alchemist living in the 3rd century, didn't. And then, again without arguments he finishes his diatribe by saying the same boring lie that we should not work on extending life, but improve physical and mental health instead.

    BBC should be doing analysis, not just striving for the false balance. Read this excellent article by Chris Mooney: Blinded By Science: How Balanced Coverage Lets the Scientific Fringe Hijack Reality. Even though an uninformed person may think that it's Aubrey de Grey (with his scary beard) is on the fringe, in fact the point applies to his opponent.

    And if you don't have time to read another FA, this picture makes the point almost as well.

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  293. New demension to marriage by rayh911 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just imagine what it would do to that institution. Death would be a reprieve...

  294. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by dsplat · · Score: 1

    Prof. David Friedman is working on a new book, Future Imperfect. He devotes a chapter to some of the possible consequences of practical immortality. It's Chapter XVI: The Last Lethal Disease.

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  295. How to prevent senility for the last 900 years? by ChrisPee · · Score: 1

    Given the low entropy of our modern Snuggling Ifbots, how can we possibly prevent senility among the octocentagenarian population?

  296. You've got to walk before you can run... by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    Now wait just one minute you young whipper-snapper...

    Before you go on makin' people live to 1000, how 'bout curin' cancer, aids, and heart disease first?

    Seems we've got a bunch of little things to do before anyone can live to 1k.

    -ted

  297. Murders! by Capt_Troy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think of all the murderers that will be walking the streets after they serve their consecutive lifetime sentences! OH THE HUMANITY!

    1. Re:Murders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Korea, won't someone please think of the secret phallus?

  298. I don't believe it by Baki · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Our bodies were made to live about 50 years, maybe up to 100 when we have easy lives.

    I do believe one can stop and even reverse the general aging mechanisms, whoever there are so many very complex parts in our bodies (such as the brain) that are still badly understood and were not "made" to function much beyond 100 years. I'm pretty sure that all kind of strange and new "defects" would pop up all over in our bodies if they would live much longer without aging.

    This apart from cumulative effects that cannot be avoided causing cancer in the long run (natural radiation, chemicals, waste products, toxins). Already, due to increasing average age, cancer is increasing a lot. I guess almost 100% of people would develop cancer not much after 120 years.

    To state that without the normal aging process our bodies would suddenly hold out for 100's of years seems very optimistic and naive to me.

    1. Re:I don't believe it by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      That's a good point. The longer we live, the more likely SOMETHING isn't going to work. And when old people break a hip... that's it. It is a downward spiral that leads to a deathbed every time.

      Can you imagine what a 500 year old tattoo would look like by then?

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  299. Flaw to the idea by dpilot · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Most of these ideas of rejuvenation are based on attacking biological malfunctions. That's all well and good, but it misses something else - there'a a fair amount of nonliving tissue in our bodies.

    The first thought would be bones, but for the moment let's not think about them. Instead think about the cartilage that keeps the joints from grinding themselves into oblivion. That stuff's nonliving and doesn't replenish. We build one supply of it as we grow to adulthood, and after that it's got to last. (Or get replaced, but thos don't last nearly as well as the OEM joints.)

    Then someone else mentioned fertility, thinking more of population. But think in another way, for a moment. Menopause starts as the woman's egg supply runs out and the ovaries shut down. She was born with her full egg supply - it's finite. So yes, she maybe she can live to be 1000, but about 950 of those years will be post-menopause. There are similar considerations for men. (Much more could be said, even without intending to joke, but enough's enough.)

    Finally, our flesh itself is anchored with nonliving membranes. That stuff is also laid down as we grow to adulthood, and then it's got to last. Old people get saggier, it's just years and years of gravity.

    Teeth. We get two sets, and we drop the first early in life. The second set's got to last.

    So yes, we can improve healing mechanisms, we can mitigate some types of damage. Maybe there would be some way to convince the body that our adult teeth are really baby teeth, and go through that cycle again. But there are aging issues for which the body has no healing or renewal mechanism, at all.

    The image of "early 20's forever" is attractive, but it ain't quite real. Nor is "60 forever," but I suspect the form-factor that would live forever isn't here, yet. The "forever person" would have some 20's traits and some 60's traits. That is, until we figure out some mechanisms to tell the body to destroy tissue it's never destroyed before, and lay down replacement tissue that it hasn't laid down in decades - or centuries.

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    1. Re:Flaw to the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A study which was in the press earlier this year suggests that the 'finite eggs in ovaries' orthodoxy might be incorrect.... First relevant google result was this.

      If we're effectively immortal, though cripples, we've still got a fair bit of time to figure out solutions to those other issues as we go along.

  300. Evolutionary consequences by jackrd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't know why I'm bothering, because this is probably just going to get buried, but... Has anyone stopped and considered the evolutionary consequences of this? He is proposing to constantly repair all types of molecular and cellular damage. The "damage" done to our DNA (aka mutation) is the source of change and new, potentially beneficial traits. And in order to fix them, wouldn't that imply that we know how they are supposed to work? Do we? Isn't the way that all people work differently one of our strong points? Of course, mutation/recombination would still happen through reproduction, and could even be performed while one is alive, but the fact remains, if you want to improve things, you'll have to change them, and if you want to change them, you introduce the risk that you will break them. If no one wants to take that risk, how will we improve, or will we be happy with extended stasis?

    1. Re:Evolutionary consequences by EvolutionKills · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right. [to lab group behind me:] "We better stop everything and take a breather, people. With all the hubbub of discovery here, we haven't had a *single minute* to think about evolution. I know we're all biologists here, but does anybody remember what evolution is? I mean, I know it had something to do with dinosaurs, but...hmm...there was something called natural selection, too; was it "Mutation gives rise to potentially advantagious traits which may give a higher level of fitness in a population," or was it the other way around? Fuck it, let's cure aging and then we can work on the evolutionary implications tomorrow."

      Sorry, couldn't resist. I don't think we need to 'stop and think,' as if the Ian Malcolm character in Jurassic Park ("you don't take any responsibility for your work, you stand on the corner of genius and now you've slapped it on a lunchbox and you're going to sell it") was right. That just ain't the way science works, homie, but you probably knew that. But then, this Aubrey de Grey clown isn't a biologist (he's cs), so if he thinks that all there is to curing aging is applying the basic research that's already out there, some biologist is likely to reality-check his ass into oblivion pretty soon. Don't worry--you're not likely to wake up tomorrow to find that you can live forever and it just never occured to any of the researchers working on it that there might be, you know, other issues involved besides just getting to see alternative energy sources and flying cars come of age.

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    2. Re:Evolutionary consequences by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      Again we would design a better evolutionary processes in the first place. Why rely on nature when you can ENGINEER change into your offspring?

      IMHO all invention is born of necessity and when people get so advance they can modify themselves we'll see radical changes in what we consider "humanity", imagine having your memory linked to a hive mind or "collective" (AKA the borg) that acts as a massive storage for 1000's of lifetimes of memories, while your enhanced brain acts as one component of a much larger system.

  301. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by tumbaumba · · Score: 1

    60 or 70 years of income gives a pretty sound basis for a 900 year retirement just as much so as for a 20 year retirement.

    How? Please explain!!!

  302. Rodney Brooks and the desire for longevity by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rodney Brooks, in Flesh and Machines, briefly discusses various people (I remember Raymond Kurzweil with his "spiritual machines" concept among them) who have predicted that Real Soon Now we'll have technology which can make people virtually immortal. He cited a study of various thinkers through the years who have made this claim, which found that most of them predicted such technological innovations would come about roughly at the time they were entering old age. Brooks concluded that most of these predictions were fueled more by the desire for personal longevity than by a serious attempt to predict the likely progress of science.

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  303. What inflation really is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inflation cannot be held in check. That $30,000 home your parents bought is worth probably over $150,000 today, when you are your parents age that will probably be 1.5 million.

    The equation is remarkably simple:

    things to buy = money to buy them with

    Increasing the supply of money changes the number of units of money required to buy the same stuff. Making new stuff drives prices in terms of a fixed money supply down. Fiat money issued by a government that keeps printing it is the source of rising prices.

    Sadly, socialism, even in limited forms is part of a slippery slope to totalitarianism. Read The Road to Serfdom by Friedrich von Hayek. Even more stunning is Socialism by Ludwig von Mises because it was published in 1922 in German. Mises warned about the dangers of socialism and he was ignored.

    1. Re:What inflation really is by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      That only works with an exponential resource curve. Land like just about every other resource is limited. When space runs out of those resources you drive prices up. I understand thats why we went off the gold standard, but even today the curencys worth is tied to the assets and resources of a coutry, otherwise why wouldnt a 3rd world country just print all the money they wanted to buy food etc.. Increasing the supply of money doesent change anything in the long term.

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  304. Live for ever! by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    With Alex Chiu's fantastic Magnetic Rings!

  305. So, he's a murderer by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Let's execute him!

  306. Live to be 1000??? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

    Oh my god, does that mean that instead of working a mere 40 years or so of my life, I will have to work for this shithole for the next several centuries???

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  307. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot compounded gains during your working years, which'd turn six million into some astronomically high sum which I don't feel like calculating by hand right now.

  308. God supports legal weed! by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    It is in the bible. We support peace, but we will kill all that disagree with us!

  309. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by tumbaumba · · Score: 1

    The other deal is that people would commit suicide all the time.

    What it means is that by living very long we would further devalue life. Think about it if someone is to commit a suicide it means that he does value his life anymore and perhaps lives of other people. Death is what gives meaning to our lives. If life is to go on indefinitely it would have no meaning whatsoever.

  310. Re:Meanwhile, the oldest person in the world is 11 by finkployd · · Score: 1

    Ok, since the image is stuck in my head I might as well comment on it.

    Those "retirement homes" are dens of filth and deprevity. AIDS rates among seniors have also been steadily rising.

    It is probably difficult to tell a group of people who know they only have a few years left to be responsible and think of the future rather than enjoy their remaining time by engaging in a whirlwind of hot, dry, sex. Plus I'm sure viagra has a LOT to do with this.

    Finkployd

  311. The Sumerians Called... by ttfkam · · Score: 1

    They want their flood myth back. People say that prostitution is the oldest profession. This may be true, but plagiarism apparently wasn't far behind.

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  312. Sex at 1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if I can't get an erection after age 100 then what's the point of living to a 1000?

    1. Re:Sex at 1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if I can't get an erection after age 100 then what's the point of living to a 1000?

      With the proposed technology you'd be healthier at 100 than you would otherwise be at 40. If you can't get an erection after 40, do you not want to live to 80?

      If not, go ahead and take your own life. More stuff for the rest of us.

    2. Re:Sex at 1000 by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Assuming the average current age to lose drive is 55, with this form of longevity, the sex drive would start to fail at approximately 733 years old.

  313. Re:OT aging by RsG · · Score: 1

    The genes you are referring to are called "telomeres", and yes they do govern cellular aging. As for sperm, they don't divide, but rather are produced by division of a class of cell (which remains in the testes). Sperm have only half the requisite genes for replication, eggs in women have the other half (not counting mitochondria).

    Aging in this context is probably an evolved response to uncontrolled division of cells. Cancer occurs when cells "forget" to stop replicating. Also, living forever doesn't make sense from an evolutionary perspective; reproduction matters more than lifespan (natural selection only applies to your genes, not you yourself).

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  314. Also, clouds are made of a giant's brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to another religious text.

    How do planes manage to get through?

  315. Actually, some economics is useful here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There, I just shot my own idea down the toilet - everybody would live the same way financially, only over a longer period of time.

    Interest rates are set by people's time preference for money. That is, the degree to which the prefer present consumption vs. saving for future consumption. It varies from person to person for lots of reasons. A more important fact to realize is that it will vary for a single person over a lifetime.

    There would be no need for people to work all of their lives. But retirement would probably all but disappear. It would become common to take longer vacations, sabbaticals and years off to retrain for a new career. Economically, retirement only works if you can save enough to live off of it for your expected future lifespan. Few people manage to save enough that they can live off of the interest forever, but it does happen now. The reason it happens is that they have enough money that the amount people will pay them for the temporary use of it is enough to live off of.

  316. Why on Earth would we have to discard capitalism? by dsplat · · Score: 1

    Capitalism is about people trading with each other for what they want. Changes in life expectancy are going to change the value of various things to people. I think we'll find that lots of things become less desired. Some will become more sought after. The system of trading amongst ourselves doesn't have to be scrapped.

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  317. You Assume by geekoid · · Score: 1

    that people living longer would stills top being productive, insightfull, and expressive at the same age it does now.

    Now I can work on a project, with my son, his son, and his son. WHy wuold the result be worse? I think it would be something that never could have been. New avenues and ways to do things, longer time for more ideas.
    You also seem to think that the people younger then someone living to 1000 can't add to society, and try new things, but thats not true either.

    What impact would DiVinnci had is he was still alive? Einstien?

    Plus I would still die, and my ancestors would still go on to achieve the unimaginable.

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    1. Re:You Assume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very True.

      Wasn't it already said that human development was greatly aided by lifespans extending to the point that grandparents were around to pass knowledge to their grandchildren?

      Imagine having your Great Grandpa (or his dad, or so on and so forth) around to keep contributing to society and pass on knowledge to you, your children, your grandchildren through their adulthood.

      - Chia God

  318. An oldy but goody by kalirion · · Score: 1

    A man gains an audience with God. Man: Lord, what is a billion years like to you? God: To me, my child, a billion years is but a day. Man: Lord, what is $1 billion like to you? God: To me, my child, $1 billion is but a penny. Man: Lord, would you give my a penny? God: Tomorrow.

    1. Re:An oldy but goody by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Note to self: USE PLAIN OLD TEXT AND PREVIEW

      um, anyway,

      A man gains an audience with God.

      Man: Lord, what is a billion years like to you?
      God: To me, my child, a billion years is but a day.
      Man: Lord, what is $1 billion like to you?
      God: To me, my child, $1 billion is but a penny.
      Man: Lord, would you give my a penny?
      God: Tomorrow.

    2. Re:An oldy but goody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it wasn't funny, so I don't know why you bothered reposting it.

  319. Cure for Aging? by JoloK · · Score: 1

    "I claim that we are close to that point because of the SENS (Strategies for Engineered Negligible Senescence) project to prevent and cure ageing.(sic)" I was under the impression that aging, which they couldn't manage to spell correctly, was a fact of biological existence rather than a health problem? By eliminating natural selection at both the beginning and end of the life cycle, we're really cutting off our nose to spite our face in terms of biological evolution. Could we meddle any deeper?

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  320. Death and Taxes by had3l · · Score: 0

    Now all we have to do is get rid of taxes and EVERYTHING will be relative!

  321. Thats where my plan fits in. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    See I achieve unaging status. my generation makes the treatment available for every one, and then every 10 years, we eliminate retirment for the young, and tax them to support us. All While we our drinking it up in Aruba!

    see everyone wins.

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  322. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Also, consider how boring it would be to be a senator for a thousand years. I would wager that most "career" politicans would retire after about as long as they do now, simply out of boredom. "

    Yeah, like Strom Thur- DOH!

  323. What is it with the five days thing? by GFLPraxis · · Score: 1

    "I mean a couple of billion years has fit in about 5 days. Speaking of which,, the whole idea of T-Rex/ evolution that a lot of cristians find contradictory to the bible does not have to contradict at all. The bible said that animals were created in one day. It does not say how. And it could have been a long day. The only direct reference is sculping adam out of clay (IIRC) and making eve out of a rib...that does not make much sense, but even christians agree that bible is full of metaphors. Taking it as the exact literal truth is not correct." What is it with the five days thing, anyway? The Bible stated that "a thousand years is as but a day" to god, and states that god had 6 creative days creating the world. Why don't people put two and two together and figure out that these are FIGURATIVE, not literal? They could have been millions or billions of years for each day. And the order they are given in is perfect (creatures in the water before land, etc).

    1. Re:What is it with the five days thing? by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you put figurative wishy-washy interpretations into Revelations, the end of the world might come and go and nobody will notice :-)

  324. Bad Math by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    The Bible is based on a lunar calendar and filled-hand based counting system; at most Methusaleh lived to be 86 when you take the calculations for that into account.

    Worse yet, modern acturial tables show that you've got a 1:500 chance of being struck and killed by a moving vehicle in any given year- which gives a theoretical limit of about half the 1000 year limit given.

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  325. Great News For My Faith, Family, and Values by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Constitution that allows your current "President" George W. Bush to extend his
    term indefinitely.

    Great work Slashdot; however, your continued absence
    from Bible classes will ultimately result in your detention
    at Camp Cheney.

    Regards,
    George W. Bush

  326. I got turned into "anonymous reader"? Grumble. by ReasonAtLLongevityMe · · Score: 1

    Well that sucks - second accepted submission on this topic and I get my name redacted. Grumble.

    If this topic interests you, you may want to check out the following:

    Lots of good information and links to further resources at those sites.

  327. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by mr.mighty · · Score: 1

    Women become infertile now because their eggs get old and unsuitable.

    Make people healthier and more youthful, and they will become infertile because they ran out of eggs. They have a lot of 'em, though...

  328. Death does yield progress by Severious · · Score: 1

    While I personally would love to live for 1000+ years there are some great things that normal lifespans provide for society.

    Where do you think the civil rights movement if all the now if the slave owners did not die off. Or the KKK members from the early part of the century, or anyone who accept bigotry. Death provides up with a socially mobile society. Without it what the young consider progress will grind to a halt as the old keep everything the same.

    What would happen when rulers never die? When someone has an iron first and complete rule over everyone at least we can currently look forward to that person's death within a reasonable amount of time. With these treatments not only will that dictator not die but will have centuries to strengthen their grasp on power.

    If humanity can not get past their greed something like this will only make the divide between the haves and have nots 1000x greater than it is now.

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  329. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Herbmaster · · Score: 1

    No longer would pollution, poor city planning, etc be a problem for their grandchildren/successors. Each and every person would have to spend at least 900 years living with the consequences of their decisions.

    I think you've got it partially backwards. People will still be idiots. Becoming a crack addict in your teens will fuck up your twenties, but that doesn't stop people from becoming crack addicts in their teens. (...) No, when everyone can live to be 1000, young people will just seem extra stupid compared to older people (damn 90-year-old whipper-snapper!). People may spend the first 100 years of their lives making bad decisions which they then regret for the latter 900 years of their lives. This isn't to say you're all wrong, though. For example, I think the quality of the fresh air I breathe is pretty good. But if I could remember what it was like to breathe fresh air 300 years ago, I might not be so quick to put hydrocarbon byproducts in the air all the time. But the social divide between first-centurians and multi-centurians will be great.

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  330. Re:Why on Earth would we have to discard capitalis by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    One of the fundamental characteristics of capitalism is the accumulation of the means of production (materials, land, tools, etc) as property into a few hands; this accumulated property is called "capital" and the property-owners of these means of production are called "capitalists."

    Surely you can see how capitalism combined with lifespans measured in the centuries would inevitably lead to an unbreakable plutocracy and the total loss of individual freedom and self-determination?

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  331. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by superflippy · · Score: 1

    If you have a full, active life, as you said: ``... something's going to get you.''

    In Alistair Reynold's Chasm City, the "immortals" are people who have access to the sort of preventive and restorative techniques at the cellular level described by Dr. de Grey in the first article. They partake in all kinds of risky extreme sports with high fatality rates because they get bored.

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  332. Even today we know better than not to share... by geekotourist · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Nevermind 1,000 for now- lets just look at if an average of 150 was possible (22% more than the current record for documented oldest person, 100% more than today. Not a giant leap. Humanity has handled a 100% leap before.) If the wealthy elite care about making it past 150 they'll be using a decent fraction of their riches to hand out extended lifespans to everyone else. You can recover from a dip in net worth. Death in the pandemic of 2071 isn't so fixable. Why the pandemic?

    We know if teenagers think they're likely to die early (violent neighborhood, say) or they're unlikely to have a family (because they die early / other reasons), then they often live risky lives w/ short planning horizons. Even if its causing a feedback loop, it is rational behavior if, in fact, the local average lifespan is low.

    Ditto for a sense of control and ownership of your health / home / public spaces and "the commons." If they aren't "defensible," that is, your hard work to protect them is easily ruined by external factors, then rationally you don't put much time into taking care of them. (Note that a "commons" meant that multiple people had predictable control over an area: outsiders couldn't arbitrarily ruin them.)

    So even now we know we shouldn't have neighborhoods / countries / regions where most people think their lifespan is half of the worldwide average, or that they can't control their health or local environment. Their rational behavior can change their health / environment for the worse (nevermind the problem of angry hopeless young men and wars / violence). Pollution spreads. Epidemics spread. It is in everyone's best interest for all people to think that they're all on the same bell curve with regards to health, lifespan, the environment... for everyone to think and live as if they can make it to their 70's.

    Of course currently it isn't true: many countries have significantly lower average life expectancies (even without childhood mortality in the mix). But it doesn't take much to change that: once countries hit a per capita GDP around $2000 then average lifespans get into the 60s to 70s. (Clean water, immunizations, basic access to clinics and medical knowledge). Once women have education and job opportunities birthrates go way down (education isn't the only factor, but the most significant one)

    So lets say we can fix Aubrey's big 7 problems (see below) and can expect to reach 150. These aren't overwhelmingly complex solutions. Molecules can be copied: labs are getting cheaper. Science has always been more bazaar than cathedral, and with the internet open-source biology is even easier.

    It may be for the most part "sharing" won't be relevant. We'll be "participating," so will most other people. "The rich" won't have much control over KaZaa-Life, and a billion eyeballs'll be keeping track of the anti-viral wetware on Life-Forge. In this case some people will still die young-- some treatments won't work for all people -- but that'd be just bad luck. You'll still try to live like 150 is possible.

    But what if some countries are still on different bell curves: they reasonably can expect to live only 45-55, 65 years if they're lucky. They'll behave differently- taking more risks, discounting the future- not out of anger or jealousy (though never ignore the power of those), but simply because its rational. Using more untested / black-market copies of drugs. Perhaps slightly less likely to use antibiotics in "old" (=60+) age.

    AdG writes that epidemics can still get us. Even without malicious intent they'll be more likely to come from the regions where lifespans are 1/3 the average. So again, if the wealthy elite (or 1st world countries generally) want to reach 150, we'll be handing out our telomere lengthening inhibitors and ATase like candy (low-glycolic index candy).

    The 7 problems & solutions:

    1. Re:Even today we know better than not to share... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That all sounds nice and fairly optimistic. But one depressing thing I've noticed about human nature is that personal greed and lust for power rules all. The wealthy/elite got to their positions by stomping on everyone else and grabbing more money/power than everyone else. They are driven, first and foremost, by greed.

      History is full of countless examples of individuals and entire nations that got too greedy for the near term payoff without planning for long term consequences. Empires rose up and then fell because they failed to plan beyond the here and now. Look at the impending energy crisis - lots of analysts are saying that the world's oil production rate is hitting peak now or fairly soon and will then taper off until it becomes too expensive to extract enough oil for everyone. We should be doing something about this now, looking to move off to alternative fuels. But instead, we'd all rather have the luxury (greed) of current first world conditions than give some of that up and spend MONEY to do the necessary research. As a consequence, nothing will be done until the oil supply hits a crisis situation. And by then it'll be too late.

      Anyway I didn't mean to get off on a tangent. I just feel that there's a ton of money to be made with "eternal youth" pills/solutions. And since that's the case, greed will rule its use and distribution. I have no hope for truly equitable distribution of any such technology (not that I think we're nearly as close to realizing it as this guy claims - call me a skeptic) because the big drug companies will take it over to make loads of cash.

      Same reason why we may never see a true cure for cancer. Too much money in treating the symptoms.

  333. Always nice to see a Christian come up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    with an articulate argument. My take on the literalness of the Bible follows:

    (not invented by me, yada yada yada)

    The temperature of Heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26: "Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold" as the light of seven days. Thus, heaven receives from its moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty nine) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that in our calculation. Keeping in mind that Heaven will stay in place for infinity and thus eventually reach thermal equilibrium, with these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation

    (H/E)^4 = 50

    where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798 absolute (525C).

    The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed from Biblical sources but it must be less than 444.6C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Our source there is Revelations 21:8: "But the fearful and unbelieving... shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone." A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)

    We have then, temperature of heaven, 525C (977F). Temperature of hell, less than 445C (833F). Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.

  334. Draft for people +500 years by sprekken · · Score: 1
    If people lived to be regularly older than 100 years I predict (hope) that there would be less wars due to the higher life maturity/experience level, but if not I would guess that the people who are older would jump at the chance to go to war if not just because they've had more life than they could ever want.

    It would be nice for parents not to have to worry about their children dying in some far away place at such a young age. Draft the old people if they still have the ability and fitness to be soldiers. That's what I say.

  335. Re: Eggs. Sperm. Both aparently freeze pretty well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But give me 100 years of compound interest, and I'll hire a nanny to do all that for me. With blackjack and hookers.

    Oh, and I'm 40 and got little tykes, and I agree completely: I am baffled on why anyone 15 years older than me would WANT to inflict early-childhood parenting on themselves. I mean, the kids part makes sense (love 'em!), but there should be a documentary video *warning* sent to childless adults by the Gummint (Social Security?) when they turn 35: "YOUR STAMINA IS FADING FAST! DECIDE NOW: KIDS SOON, OR BETTER OFF NEVER!"

  336. No thanks! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I'm going to be living to 1000 and cleaning up on low yeild, long term investments!

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  337. Six digits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your ID is seven digits long.

    1. Re:Six digits? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That's the post ID, toolshed.

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    2. Re:Six digits? by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the post ID is 8 digits long, so aparently the guy just couldnt count. Besides, the OP was probally just jealous of your uid.

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  338. Consider.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a life term in prison.

  339. The opposing view was written by an idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ko Hung believed that animals could be changed from one species to another (the origin of evolutionary thought),"

    Uhm, no evolution has nothing to do with individuals changing. Evolution is something that happens to a species as a whole, is *incredibly slow* (we're talking dozens of generations for barely perceptible changes). Existing individuals do not suddenly 'evolve', new generations have a variety of very slight 'mutations', and the ones that are better suited to the environment survive. In fact, evolution can only happen with the death of the individuals with the non-optimal mutations (or at the very least, their failure to reproduce)

    "that lead could be transformed into gold (the origin of alchemy),"

    With the appropriate nuclear technology (cyclotrons, etc) this could theoretically be done. Not on any scale that would be remotely cost efficient, but it could be done.

    "and that mortal humans can achieve physical immortality by adopting dietary practices not far different from today's ever-popular life-extending practice of caloric restriction."

    I recently saw a PBS documentary that actually explained a lot of the research being done on the study of aging, (The show with Alan Alda) and while I am a skeptic at heart, it does make sense. Obviously the only way to find out is to wait 20 years and see. Just remember they claimed man would never go to the moon either. (And no, it *wasnt* a hoax. Put your tinfoil hat back on)

  340. Yeah, that's the problem by jimmyfergus · · Score: 1
    I happen to believe the Bible ... We don't have to worry quite so much about how long we're going to live as the folks who don't.

    Yeah, that's why so many religious fools are happy to destroy the environment, kill others, lead the planet into who knows what sort of disasters. Because this life isn't precious for them, and they've made that decision for the rest of us too.

    Sad thing is, not only do we all have to live with the consequences of this delusion, we won't even get the satisfaction of seeing them realise the folly of their ways, when they die and their consciousness ceases to exist. No chance to even say "I told you so".

  341. Which should we work towards finding first: by mmortal03 · · Score: 1

    The ability to reverse aging or the ability to colonize other planets?

    It seems to me that if we figure out how to reverse aging first, we will have a lot less time to spare before we need to colonize other planets.

    1. Re:Which should we work towards finding first: by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      The ability to reverse aging or the ability to colonize other planets?

      While that's a good point, people will continue to do research on what they find interesting as well as what pays money. I suspect space and/or interplanetart colonization would end up being more expensive, so we may well reverse, stop, or almost surely slow down aging before there are significant numbers of people in space.

      If you're strongly for space colonization, look at it this way: overpopulation will cause a push for solutions, of which space colonination will be considered ... uh ... pie in the sky. Never mind.

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  342. This is asinine by Hershmire · · Score: 1

    Forget that this woman doesn't back her argument up with any facts, this would never work. We would all ultimately die a hell of a lot sooner, even if we could stave of death for 1,000 years. Why, you ask? Simple: resources, the biggest being living space. Imagine the billions of people who died in the past 900 years. Now imagine them still being alive. Now imagine how many more children they would have had. The world's population would be astronomical. There'd be no space to grow food, absolutely no fossil fuels left, and war would be a way of life.

    I could go on, but I'm sure many science fiction writers have addressed the issue. Point is: if age doesn't kill us, we will kill each other in the fight for resources.

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  343. Re:Time is not consistant... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time speeds up and slows down accordingly vs perception.

    Time is actually increasing it's speed at an exponentional rate or maybe I'm just getting older. Things seem to move faster now than they did a year ago. I am able to still live in a world speeding up, but it just feels odd. Maybe it's technology and the amount of information I must consume, but I can't help but feel it.

    Then again time is supposed to explode around 2012... But what do I know.

  344. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    This is stupid. You don't think they'd be able to cure paralysis after 900 years? They've already made huge progress with stem cell research since Christopher Reeve was paralyzed and started a new focus on the problem.

  345. Ok, if you could? Who would want to? by mseidl · · Score: 1

    I mean, would you really want to live to be 1000 years old? That is a loooong time.
    Then what about the health of people? People have enough problems starting at 60 years old, to barely being able to move at 100... are they sure they could engineer us to be 10x better?
    I'd like to live my 70 years, and then be a spectator for the rest... you know? Like a football game or something, play for 70, then sit in the stands and watch the rest of the world blow itself up.

    With the uncertainty of the future(Bush's war against everybody who isn't Christian) it feels like this is the beginning of the end. And, I personally don't want to be around to see it.

    Then the other issue... Why must we continue to mess with nature? Whats wrong with people taking on their natural path in life? Poeple are afraid of death, which is funny, since it's the only thing that is guarenteed in life. Nothing else.


    My suggestion is, do what you can to better yourself and the earth and be happy for what you get.

  346. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Guru1 · · Score: 1

    Let's say you make $100,000/year for 60 years. That's $6,000,000. Let's say that you save enough and get a high enough return on investments that you retire with about 20% of that value saved. $1,200,000 is your retirement nest egg. That is not enough to live on indefinately. And this was ignoring all the taxes you'd have to pay, etc.

    Lets not be silly. Have you done any research into investing? I make less than $100,000 per year, and after around 20 years I can still have over $1,000,000. I surely hope that someone making more, for 60 years can handle it. IE, save 20% of your salary ($20,000 for your example per year). Assume 8% on your money (middle of the road guess, some say 11%, some say 6%)

    Year 1 you have $20,000. Year 2 you have $41,600. Year 3 you have $64,928. Continue on, year 21 you have $1,008,458. Work for 60 years at this rate, you'll have a bit over $25 million. Now of course you can save more than 20% as well.

    Simplistic calculation, but don't be silly saying that you'll only have a bit over a million after 60 years.

  347. Can't wait by ProteusQ · · Score: 1
    At least ten hip replacements, ten shoulder replacements, eye surgery followed by electronic implants to see monochrome spectrums, deaf, mouthful of expensive teeth (with warranties lasting 20 years or less), dead friends (who couldn't afford to live this long), living enemies, native language changed to the point where I can't understand my great-great-great-great grandkids when they're not talking slang, erectile dysfunction, trouble remembering what I did with my jacket 500 years ago, wondering who the hell these old farts are talking to me (my children)...

    And oh yes... copyright extension laws that now last a million years.

    Gonna be real fun!

  348. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

    Point 1) Get rid of our weak carbon based bodies... we need something new and we have the materials...now we just have to figure out that last part.

    Point 2) Could you imagine how advanced our society would become and how quickly? Itd be great if Einstein, Feynman, Planck, Newton, etc... were all still alive. Not only would we have the knowledge, insight, and new ideas brought to the table the younger generations, but we'd have these amazingly brilliant people that would have centuries of knowledge and research to work with.

    The reason humanity began to advance so quickly was because we started writing things down so future generations could learn from what prior generations did. Imagine if those prior generations could teach you themself, or at least record it asaccurately as possible. With today's technology and what's coming tomorrow, we could have nearly 100% data retention. The efficieny and speed of our progress would be mind boggling. Another point worth making is that if we live to be 1000 years old I can nearly guarantee you that if not by the time your 100, then by the time that your 300, we'll have some form of brain backup considering that its really the only organ that we couldn't just grow a new one of using stem cells or some other technology (in other words, it's not hot swappable like many other organs most likely will be a a decade or two). Once we have some redundancy of our brains, then who cares if you get smashed to bits and pieces, revert to version .20041128. I personally am very grateful that I was born when I was to see all this wonderful stuff going on, I definitly would like the oppurtunity to never have to stop.
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  349. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    If everyone retires at age 150 and lives to age 1500, then 90% of the population won't be working. That means that 10% of the population has to generate goods and services sufficient to provide the wealth necessary to support and entertain the rest. This might be possible with technology improving worker efficiency, but it doesn't seem terribly likely.

    Huh?

    If people no longer became frail as they aged, there'd no longer be a reason for nursing homes, social security, etc. If people want to save up for a "retirement", it'd be their own responsibility, not society's. The working part of society would have no obligation to provide for older people any more.

    So, if old people want goods and services, they'll have to pay for them, just like everyone else. This means they'll need money. They can either get that from their savings/investments, or they can go back to work. If they're working, then they're generating goods and services themselves. If they're just living off their investments, their money will be used as capital in producing goods and services. Either way, there's not a problem.

    The only possible problem is that, with all these old people (with money built up by compounded interest) demanding goods and services, either the supply will become scarce, or the prices will go way up. This might suck a lot if you can no longer afford to buy a nice house or car or painting or whatever until you're 300. It'd be a disaster if food were limited, and only rich old people could afford to eat. But hopefully, improved technology, and better resource allocation, will keep resources abundant so this won't be a problem.

    With the earth's resources limited, we either need better government to control distribution of these resources (without screwing it up like most governments seem to do), or we need to get off-world to find more resources to exploit. So, in my opinion, any push for life-extension technologies needs to be done with a simultaneous and aggressive push for development of space technology.

  350. Interesting... by kureido · · Score: 1

    ... that he didn't mention "starving to death as a result of massive overpopulation" as one of the ways these future Methusalahs will die.

  351. Regular uninformative article by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Nowhere does it link to info about the research doing this.
    Nowhere do can you read why they think a breakthrough might be so close...

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  352. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    WTF??

    You, like many people, are missing some very important points.

    With a lack of aging, there would be no more reason to have retirement plans or social security. These could be abolished (or at least phased out). What's the point of social security when you're not going to get old and need to stay in a nursing home? Elimination of these things would eliminate a huge burden on society.

    As for old people keeping all the jobs, a healthy and expanding economy would keep this from being a problem. Social Security was introduced in the Roosevelt (FDR) Administration because the economy had collapsed, so jobs were scarce, and they decided to free up jobs by getting the older workers out of the workforce. A healthy economy has no need of such a thing. Furthermore, with lots of old but healthy people running around, working, and demanding goods and services (instead of sitting in a retirement home being a drag on society), taxes would be lower and the economy would grow. There'd be plenty of jobs for the young people. There'd also be more opportunities to create new businesses.

    The problem with massively incumbent politicians is a separate, non-economic matter however. Perhaps term limits would need to be enacted: make an Amendment that no person can serve more than 4 consecutive terms, for instance. If they get re-elected after someone else has a chance to serve, that's a different matter.

  353. Death Becomes Her by Ryan.Merrill · · Score: 1

    Anyone reminded of the movie Death Becomes Her staring Goldie Hawn after reading this article? -Ryan

  354. Weird Response by DaoudaW · · Score: 1

    The "balanced" response is one of the weirdest analyses I've seen in a long time. We're talking about current scientific research into molecular biology and he's refuting it by saying that a Chinese fellow 1600 years ago thought he had a breakthrough too, but he died. Its like "So what!!!"

    That'd be like saying to Wilbur and Orville that their dream was futile because someone else tried it once and didn't get off the ground.

  355. Balanced BBC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fox News airs two opposing viewpoints as well, but all I see on ./ is "biased biased biased Fox News."

  356. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Surt · · Score: 1

    The yearly rate of accidental death just isn't that high. If you weren't going to die from any chronic illness, and didn't suffer from problems associated with aging, your odds of living to 200 would be pretty decent.

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  357. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Yep, the main causes of death are age-relaged: heart attack and stroke are the big ones. Eliminate those and suddenly people's average lifespans will shoot up greatly.

    Busses aren't the problem, however; auto accidents are. If aging is eliminated, the Europeans will live to 1000, while Americans are all dying at 100-200 because of auto accidents, which is a huge killer in this country.

    I'm probably exaggerating, though. IIRC, between 20,000 and 50,000 people die of auto wrecks in the USA each year. While a lot, that's probably a tiny fraction of those who die of old age, heart disease, etc.

  358. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Hopefully. I imagine that, eventually, people would simply forget all their earlier years.

  359. One problem with this solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Removal of telomerase will prove deadly way too soon. Another solution for cancer must be found, not blocking telomerase.

    I read the artical linked, the problem with replacing telomerase with periodically injected stem cells is some places (like the brain) will not function correctly. Also, the individual will be completely sterile from this.

  360. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Surt · · Score: 1

    Running out of eggs has nothing to do with why most women become infertile with age.

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  361. God's perception of measurement... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once there was a man who was contemplating the greatness of God and asked in a prayer, "Oh Lord, if only I could know what a million years must be to You?"

    Suddenly a loud, deep voice boomed down out of the sky, "My child, a million of your years is but only like one minute to me".

    The man was astonished that he was actually being answered by the Almighty himself and asked further, "Oh Lord, what is a million dollars like to you?"

    Again God answered him, "A million dollars is to me like one penny is to you".

    The man decided to push his luck, "God, could I please have a million dollars then?"

    God answered, "Yes my child, I'll give it to you in just a minute."

  362. No big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could live up to 1000 years, and still wouldn't manage to get laid.

  363. Re:Why on Earth would we have to discard capitalis by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    Surely you can see how capitalism combined with lifespans measured in the centuries would inevitably lead to an unbreakable plutocracy

    Pure capitalism always leads to plutocracy anyhow. That's why pure capitalism doesn't work (it always leads to a revolution by the poor, unless the rich are clever enough to share the wealth first)

    Immortalilty will make it somewhat more obvious, because the ruler will be the same 1 man, instead of the same 1 dynasty.

  364. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

    The poisson distribution can also be used to study how 'accidents' or 'malfunctions' or the chance of winning the lottery never, once or more than once, are distributed on the level of a population.

    Nope. The Poisson model is completely appropriate. It has no requirements for subjects to be re-inserted into the population after an event as you claim.

    Just check your textbook for the chapter on "Mean Residual Life". Classical application of Poisson curves.

  365. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So true!

  366. Border Guards by Egan: empathize w/ immortals by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    If you want a sharp little story that will make you empathize with potentially immortal people (a good counter-argument to the Leon Kasses who think that death makes us human) then I highly recommend Border Guards by Greg Egan. Very good writer: lots of deeply-weirds-you-out in a good way thought experiments. many stories online.

    So they play Quantum Soccer, and get lost in mathematical studies... they're still human. We can empathize with them and their ignorance, curiousity, love and pain, losses and triumphs.

    As for making it there, maybe Kurzweil's Fantastic Voyage can't get me all the way to the 7 not-all-that-complex looking solutions (below), but I sure don't want to be in the control group. And if its the next generation, not mine, that get all 7, I'll be jealous but I'm not going to try to keep them from having it.

    "We've always done it this way, we had to go through it, so you do to" is a philosophy that caused a great many hospital mistakes (and deaths) before they realized that forcing 40 hour shifts doesn't make you a better doctor, it makes you a 'functionally equivalent to drunk' doctor. I'm thankful my ancestors worked their health up to keeping grandparents around (30,000 years ago) and got the average lifespan up from the 40's to the 70's (100 years ago). Now to try to get it from 80 to 160, so when you- some datarcheologist in your second career in your 130's- come sifting through Slashdot, don't forget to feel thankful for those of us who fought against the Kassian "We've always died, we're better for it" attitude.

    And once more for those people who keep saying: "but what about Cancer and Alzheimers, we'll still have those?" No we won't. Look at what A.d.G is actually proposing, and why, here.

  367. Prisoners by planckscale · · Score: 1
    This would give new meaning to "Life in prison". Better not do anything wrong or those bars would become awefully familiar. Then of course, we'd have to supply all existing prisoners with food/clothing/medical for 900 years. Or do prisoners lose their right to medical support? In the time it takes to go old an die, you're bound to screw up somehow, and then, say, you get a 100 year sentence, for say, a misdemeanor, you get denied your life-giving meds, and die in jail for a misdemeanor. The sentencing for laws and convictions would need to be re-written.

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  368. Stagnation by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

    I think that although there would be changes in the short-term, extremely long lived people would result in the stagnation of society in the long run.

    Once people live beyond 40, they tend to cling to the ideas they already possess and don't much like change. Society progresses when the old fogeys in power die off and younger people with newer ideas take their place.

    I predict that in a long-lived society, old ideas would stay around and change would be minimal. The only way for change would be for the younger people to be far more numerous than the older people.

  369. Post Anonymously? D'oh! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Dang it, I try to post as AC whenever I want to be gratuitously insulting. Sorry about that!

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  370. 18 to 50 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I am going to bet that a large part of my position is because I am an able-bodied 18 year old male, but I see older people with all their problems and I can't stand the thought of relying on pills to keep me alive.

    I felt much the same way when I was 18, then suddenly before I knew it I was 25, then in another blink of the eye, I was 35 and beginning to feel the first onset affects of aging and glad that the world of medicine has made such fantastic scientific progress in recent years. Now, I'm staring down the barrel of a 45... (my 45th birthday is coming up in just a few months), and all those Viagra and Cialis spam emails are actually beginning to look worthy of attention :->

    You'll be walking in old phoagie shoes before you know it too, kiddo.

  371. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Koatdus · · Score: 1
    If everyone retires at age 150 and lives to age 1500, then 90% of the population won't be working. That means that 10% of the population has to generate goods and services sufficient to provide the wealth necessary to support and entertain the rest. This might be possible with technology improving worker efficiency, but it doesn't seem terribly likely.


    I don't really see people sitting around "retired" for thousands of years. To begin with it is the creating and the doing of new things that makes life fun. Those few that retired and sat around would end up ether killing themselves ( on purpose or through lifestyle choices like drugs, etc.) or would get bored enough after a few years to go back to school or start a business or go exploring , or fall in love and start a new family. Remember these are not "old folks" with weak tired bodies. These are people with young energetic bodies. They will not be sitting around in a rocking chair any more then a twenty-something sits around.

    There will end up being huge changes in society. Manditory poplulation control becomes unavoidable. Space travel becomes a bigger priority in order to provide new living room and to give society a goal. Money will either become a barrier to long life for the masses if the treatments are expensive or if the treatments are cheap it will become much less importaint since anyone will become wealthy given enough time and compound interest. The idea of marrage will change. I love my wife dearly and can not imagine being without her but living for a thousand years makes the phrase "till death do us part" sound unlikely. Will we still get along in 800 years? Who knows? I expect that it will become common for people to take a break from their marrage for years or even decades at a time but not get divorced becouse their finances and families are too intertwined. They may even still love each other but just need a break. Or perhaps the normal "marrage" will be a contract to live together and raise a family for a set period (Fifty years? That gives enough time for the grand children to grow up.) with prenuptual agreements all the way around.
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  372. There's nothing particularly natural about by TCaM · · Score: 1

    writing comments on slashdot.

    1. Re:There's nothing particularly natural about by mseidl · · Score: 1

      There is nothing really natural about anything we do anymore is there?

  373. 1000 years of Rush Limbagh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and i'll be pleading for them to kill me!

  374. Mixed blessing. by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

    Here's my thought.

    We're only now reaching the point where private spaceflight is possible. This is not even taking into consideration the likelihood of terraforming in anything resembling a century timespan, much less a millennium, and this is not taking into account the vast distances between stars, or the likelihood of any other planets that would support human life.

    Now, if millenial longevity were to take place, the human population would grow virtually nonstop for one millennium before the death rate would once again match the birthrate. Without anyplace to go, this could have horrible repercussions on humanity at this time.

    And all that's not taking into account the resource requirements for such a population explosion. You thought the Baby Boom was a problem? This would make the Baby Boom look like a slight tremor in birthrate.

    Now, I'm not saying I wouldn't want to live 1000 years. I would, very much, like to live that long, because I am very determined to see the future, even if I can't get there right away. I'd also like to have more than 10 years to enjoy my retirement when I finally achieve independence from the need for a job. But now is not the time for this breakthrough.

  375. Brief Richard Dawkins Theory by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
    One theory posed by Richard Dawkins, author of The Selfish Gene, is that if we restrict all humans from breeding until they are 40 or so, we can weed out genes that cause early death, trauma, and senility.

    If we slowly keep raising this breeding minimum, we can eventually breed people who can be up to 200 years old!

    Of course, this is my extremely short version, but you can sort of see the idea. Pick up the book and other genetics stuff if you're interested, I'm just a drunken ECE college student

    The Selfish Gene is an amazing book. It will seriously change the way you think about things.

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  376. Interesting note on memory by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    On memory - you are right, that would be the big question as that's one thing I think not well enough understood to fix the same way they are talking about fixing other side-effects of aging.

    Interestingly this was dealt with in Kim Stanley Robinsons "Mars" series of books (Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars) where about halfway through the book humanity developed a technique for the kind of longevity talked about here - but then after a few hundred years I think, people started having problems with memory and just going into decline as a result (I might be remembering that a bit wrong). That's a great series of books to read for some thoughts on what longevity would do to society.

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  377. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by cephyn · · Score: 1

    The Poisson model is appropriate when analyzing the life-threatening events that may occur any number of times to a person who lives 1000 years.

    This is akin to saying that rolling a 1 on a d6 may kill you -- or it may not. Some other criteria is involved then to discern whether the 1 killed you or not.

    As for actual life-taking events, thats binomial - yer dead or you ain't. So if a person is 386 years old, and knows that he had a .00002 chance of dying on any given day up to that point, he calculates using a binomial model. He would also use a binomial method to see what his chance is of living to 459, 783, and 1000 -- starting from 386. Now, if he wanted to calculate how many brushes with death he would have before actually getting the big accident that kills him, THAT is a poisson model.

    This is of course all heavily simplified.

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  378. Lets pretend you do only manage a million by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    $1,200,000 is your retirement nest egg. That is not enough to live on indefinately. And this was ignoring all the taxes you'd have to pay, etc.

    How, in any way, is this amount of money not enough to live on indefinatley?

    Lets say I manage to only make a 5% return on that million dollars, a pretty reasonable return.

    What is 5% of $1 million (to make it easy)? Why it is $50k!! Do you not think you could live on $50k a year with no housing costs beyond taxes (after all you would have paid off the house long ago)? I'm pretty sure I could!

    You seem to assume that you retire with a lump and just watch it evaporate. Rather someone bent on the task would save enough that investment return alone could sustain them.

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  379. Re:Post Anonymously? D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curious questions from someone to lazy to (re(re))register:

    1) Why post as AC to be insulting? To expand - is it protection of some lame-ass karma bonus? Or rather, to not go through life with a-hole behavior associated with oneself? Personally, I think the second is a better reason.

    2) Isn't the whole the Karma/AC pointless and stupid? When I seriously want to read a thread - a whole thread - I got to browse at 3 just to filter out the kharma whores posting at 2 (I assume one whores their way to a 2, of course). I ask 'cause clearly you've been around a while.

  380. Can we mix Slashdot headlines? by OgGreeb · · Score: 1

    Headline: "New Therapy Extends Life to Millenia".
    (Next day)
    Headline: Asteroid Discovered To Collide With Earth In Three Days".

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    1. Re:Can we mix Slashdot headlines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  381. Life time warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does Kingston still offer that life time warranty? I think I could go shopping...

  382. Re:Post Anonymously? D'oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut up, Nebraska-boy!

  383. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    /* Unless you live your entire life underground in a room with little windows, never venturing forth into the world, something's going to get you. */

    I don't understand what you're saying. There's an actual WORLD outside my parent's basement?

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  384. God said 120 years is the new limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's in early Genesis. I believe it's true, and Guiness doesn't have contradictory records.

    1. Re:God said 120 years is the new limit by wlpretend · · Score: 1

      *buzzz* You're wrong: http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=4 8373 Jeanne Calment, 122 years, 1875 - 1997

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  385. Speaking of murder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's probably not a good idea to get a life in prison sentence if you plan on living until age 999.

  386. sex and marriage by Emanuel+Goldstein · · Score: 1

    since when is marriage only about sex. You speak of getting bored with sex or being married to the same "hag" for years. Marriage to me is about companionship and having someone to share my life with. I think to live a thousand years with the same woman is a very appealing idea and I would enjoy the time with her and the growth in our maturity with one another. Some of you are obviously very young and I only hope someday you will grin at how much you do not understand about the purpose of life.

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  387. This is cool, but stupid. by Bruce+McBruce · · Score: 1
    If living to 1000 years of age became possible and even common, then the world's basic economic problem would be brought up: relative scarcity of resources. At the rate we currently use resources we can't possibly expect to sustain a greatly-increasing population as a result of a significantly lowered death count. People would still die, but it'd be of hunger.

    While in principle this is a cool concept and I'd be more than happy to be a guinea pig for it, if it does get off the ground we'll be boned anyway.

  388. Well, you have worse math by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    I'm not even touching the biblical portion... but the second half...

    Worse yet, modern acturial tables show that you've got a 1:500 chance of being struck and killed by a moving vehicle in any given year- which gives a theoretical limit of about half the 1000 year limit given.

    First off, I'd love to see any actual actuarial table that gives a 2 out of 1000 chance per year of an automobile-related fatality. According to these guys , there was 38,252 fatalities out of a population of 290,810,000 in the US in 2003. That works out to about .13 out of 1000. A couple of orders of magnitude less than what you quoted.

    Secondly, the idea that any chance gives a "theoretical limit" shows your total lack of understanding how statistics or probability works. What it will sometimes be expressed as is an amount of time till you'd have a 50% chance of a fatal accident... which, in the case of the actual statistics, and not the ones you made up, is 5331 years. If you include death from non-ageing related disease, crime, and "Hey y'all, watch this", you probably get a 50% chance of living 1000 years.

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  389. Accumulated damage along the way by N3Bruce · · Score: 1

    What might even be worse than premature death is all the damage that gets done along the way. Sure, if you drive to work everyday long enough, eventually some fatal combination of circumstances in traffic will do you in. If that doesn't get you, perhaps it will be a freak accident with a circus elephant, or a bolt of lightning that sends you to your great reward. That has been well established.

    What is less talked about and more insidious is the damage and wear and tear on irreplaceable parts that takes place as part as a meaningful life. You may drive 700 years before having that freak head-on with a bus that does you in for good, but as an average driver, you will probably be involved in dozens of lesser accidents before that happens. Some of these accidents will probably be pretty serious, and result in things like concussions, busted jaws, torn cartilige and ligaments, burns, and so on. Add to this the hundreds of slips on ice and snow, a couple dozen times falling off the ladder, and the scars from the tens of thousands of paper cuts, insect bites, shaving cuts and so on that life dishes out. By the time that bus gets you, you will be a patched up mass of scar tissue anyway, unless you live like a monk.

    Once young adults graduate from the school of hard knocks, most tend to make fairly rational decisions not only about their driving style, but about their career choices as well, based on their expected lifespan. Certain trades are notoriously dangerous, such as roofing, but things like concrete work, commercial fishing, mining, and transportation eventually maim or kill large percentages of the people who make it their life's work. When I was watching my new house going up about a year ago, I watched the roofers heft heavy bundles of shingles while they danced across a steeply pitched roof, their feet often slipping dangerously. I also noticed that of about 15 men doing concrete and roofing, only about 2 were over the age of 40, and none over 50. I thought about my own aching 45 year old joints, and understood immediately why these businesses are a young man's game. My own occupation as an electronic tech working in an office environment tends to attract quite a few grey heads, where physical prowess and bravery are less valued than responsibility, common sense, and the ability to draw from a broad base of knowledge.

    Even with the current paradigm of an expected lifespan of about 80 years or so, most people abandon truly dangerous occupations by the time they are 40, unless they are extremely well-paid, have no other options, or are adrenaline junkies. People in slightly less dangerous occupations just hope they can hang in until they retire without catastrophe befalling them. Miners, cops, and long-haul truckers fall into this category, and are often physically or emotionally scarred for life from their time working. Most cops put in their 20 or 30 years, take their pension and a part-time job, and try to forget about all the crap they had to deal with. Many do okay, but some spend their final years divorced and staring into a glass.

    This is where things get sticky. Although job safety improvements or phasing in robots to do really dangerous but necessary work might be possible in the future for some jobs, there will almost certainly be some types of hazardous work that only people can do. Who will take the chance of being a city cop or fireman if the liklihood is that he will live only 1/5 as long as his office worker classmates, or live as a psychological wreck after 50 years on the force for the rest of his life?

  390. What a bunch of useless comments by phyy-nx · · Score: 2
    Isn't anyone reading the articles? The bearded dude says there are seven causes of aging and that each one is currently being fixed by science. He says that without these causes of aging, people will live to be 1000 because those are the odds of getting hit by a bus. All the comments I've read here relate to the bible or to the social consequences of long life. What I want to like to see here are some science folks in the field who can critque this guy's arguments.

    The opposition dude's article was worthless, essentially only saying that many people have wanted immortality but are now dead. No specific critiques to the statement that the seven accumlative causes of aging will be cured in 20 years. Do any of you have a response to that statemtn?

  391. Options by arrogantatheist · · Score: 1

    People who want to grow old and die, should be allowed to do so. I personally love life and would want to live as long as possible. Assuming I remained relatively healthy. Many religious people think there is a heaven, so they want to die and get off this earth as quickly as possible. We shouldn't force them to stop their aging. Infact we may even want to encourage them to not take life extension medicines.

  392. Re:Post Anonymously? D'oh! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    Hah! I didn't realize that I had a dossier. :)

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  393. It may be possible... by chud67 · · Score: 1
    ...according to Dr Joel Wallach in his "Dead Doctors Don't Lie" audio tape we all have the genetic potential to live to 120 - 140 years or more.

    He says that there was a Dr. Li in Tibet who lived to 250+ and got certificates of congratulations from the Chinese gov't.

    I think he also said that Nat'l Geographic Magazine, in it's January 1973 issue, ran an article on people who lived long lives and they had pictures of all kinds of people who were over 120 years. It seems there are at least five cultures in the world where this is common: the Russian Georgians, the Hunzas, the people who live near Lake Titcaca, etc.

    Take your vitamins folks...

  394. Re:Post Anonymously? D'oh! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    1) Mainly to blow off steam without repercussions. Telling off one AC as another AC after a long work week is just a little release valve.

    2) Pretty much. I wouldn't assume that high karma == whoring, though. Some of the darnedest things get modded up, so it's not like you have to be a Nobel prize winner to get some anonymous moderator to toss a point in your direction. As much as anything, karma seems to correlate with longevity. Stick around long enough and don't spend too much on trolling and it's bound to max out eventually. It'd be interesting to see what would happen if karma decayed with time, so that you'd have to actively maintain it or lose it.

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  395. Fountain of youth. by Xiver · · Score: 1

    We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

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  396. Look on the bright side ... by SharkJumper · · Score: 1

    Look on the bright side. Maybe the US will have fixed Social Security by then!

    SharkJumper

  397. Spent much time in a nursing home? by geekotourist · · Score: 1
    I had a relative who recently died. He spent 3 years in a nursing home-- in his 60's, at an age you'd never think you'd be in a home otherwise mostly filled with 80-90 year old women (there's that scary ratio again. If you're a guy wanting evidence of why you need to shape up, visit your nearest nursing home. You'll see it.)

    6 years ago he was at the top of his career, doing great research, planning fantastic projects. Then illnesses hit like tornados, tearing his career and health away.

    So you'd think he'd just want to kill himself-- how could you ever come to terms with such a change? But, you know, humans are resilient, and the desire to live is tenacious. He learned, most people there learned, to make the best of it. He did go the "Rage, rage" way a few times, but mostly he had peace. Contemplation. TV and music. Family visits. He was no more or less happy in the nursing home than before it all happened: just the focus of happiness changed.

    Now, in contrast, the Nursing Home of 2904 is going to Rock. First, its not going to be a nursing home, but a regenerative center for people who need time off while cloned body parts are growing for the transplant. Or a cell-by-cell Hans Moravec style mind transfer zone. Or a place for people to live who want to review, organize and backup their entire lives before they die / copy themselves / do a massive personality change.

    It doesn't have to be a home: it could be a life-support exoskeleton letting you wander the world. Or a Matrix-style feed, but one without crazed killer AIs. Unless you want them there. Unless Microsoft-RIAA has taken over, you'll have all the social networks, movies, music, books, interactives, VR worlds, MMOGs, and world's largest poker tournaments you've ever wanted to experience.

    For food you can have direct olfactory / taste stimulation. For fun you can have direct any-other-type-of-nerve stimulation.

    Yes, it will be a big change from the previous 860 years- a step down, a shrinking of your life. But you'll learn to adapt. People are resilient. If you choose to spend your last century in a nursing home (don't know why you'd choose that, but go ahead) you'll be just as happy as you were in the previous 900 years.

    On the other hand, for a well-written SF noir on why immortality and the rich don't mix, try Richard Morgan's extraordinary Altered Carbon.

  398. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Justice8096 · · Score: 1

    I think that it would work the other way around. Once people get to the top, they want to keep what they have because they know that they don't have the strength to get it again. If you knew that you would not physically or mentally degrade, then you wouldn't fear losing as much - because you could always get everything you wanted back.
    Now imagine the other extreme - old people seriously bored with everything, wanting something new, some thrill. The "been there, done that" syndrome. Instead of stagnation, a society looking for the newest thrill and exploring every possible avenue of every new idea to mine out the most difference... Leading to reckless change.

  399. Even if immortality is achieved... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... people will still die due to accidents, nature, etc. Not to mention billions of years out if there are no inherent "natural law" based limits that constrain our travel outward, I can easily see Humanity getting wiped out by Stars going belly up or cosmic evolution despite them having achieved "immortality" and near "godhood" in science and knowledge. You can't really run from a blackhole.

    They are still dependent on nature of matter and energy to live even if they can exist in a non-biological fashion they will still suffer from decay and a host of other natural processes.

  400. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by ignavus · · Score: 1

    If they can fiddle with your DNA and RNA to get you to live to 1000, they should be able to fiddle with it so that - come your 900th birthday - you die suddenly of a heart attack.

    Voila! No more 100 years of sucky old age.

    Next problem, please.

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  401. 1.2 mil should be plenty. by caveat · · Score: 1

    If you manage it properly, you're looking at about 5% annual return on it. That gives you $60K a year to live off of - and if it's done right, it's tax free. Not a princely sum, but more than enough to live off of.

    And yes, I do know what I'm talking about - my parents just sold the farm and netted just about 1.2; they put the money in some sort of managed account/trust/something-or-other and are pulling down 5% (-.5% bank fees) tax-free. Don't ask me how, but I do know that's the deal.

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  402. Population Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately a lifespan shift of this caliber would result in perpetual global famine. Birth control systems aren't remotely capable of dealing with that type of load. (They don't even work now despite the 99+% effectiveness of condoms and pills.)

  403. Why would 1000 year life expectancy be good? by clambake · · Score: 1

    Bascially, the more life that you have available to you, they more valuable it becomes. We consider crimes against children much worse than crimes against 99 year old men on thier deathbeds simply because when a child dies, so much more is lost.

    If you know you have another 800 years to go, you will be much more careful with your life. "Life in prison" suddenly means SO much more. Even 50 years of poverty and despair isn't your entire life... it's just a drop in the bucket. You won't have any great need to commit crimes and evil to get ahead because you don't have such a pressing NEED to live a good life NOW.

  404. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by rhost89 · · Score: 1

    umm.. ok, so i was an order of magnitude off in my calculations, only because I thought it was 40. patch -vc slashdotcomment

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  405. Brain deterioration? by Trent_Alkaline · · Score: 1

    I didn't see this posed as a question yet, but what about the effects of aging on brain deterioration?

    I've heard this similar claim of long life with cloning and brain transplanets. Sure we probably will have the technology to stop aging at some point, but last I checked, we're still a long way off from even coming close to understanding most of the human brain. Claiming we can stop aging in that area would be a rather hard to believe claim when we still can't agree on how most of the brain actually "works."

    I'm sure we can find a way for our bodies to live to be X age, but what's the fun if our brain is a puddle of mush?

  406. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by DoktorGonzo · · Score: 1

    A Poisson process would work just fine for a model, if you only measure the fatal events. You certainly could model a hypothetical number of fatal events for one person over some interval of time, and count the number of times he's died, but that doesn't make as much sense if the first event kills him. What you'd really want to draw from the Poisson process is that the waiting time from time 0 (birth) to the first event (death) would be exponentially distributed if we're only looking at accidents. And the exponential distribution is basically what you're describing in your third paragraph.

    What the grandparent probably means is that if you could die repeatedly from horrible accidents, yet continue to live in mocking counterpoint to your pending dooms, then a Poisson distribution adequately models the number of times you will decease over some interval of time. Also, at any given point, no matter how long it's been since you've last died, Death is equally likely to be waiting around the corner right... this... minute...

  407. I've got another perspective to this, too by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Utterly ignoring the question of whether you ought, can you prevent it?

    Or, would it be more the case that, as with guns, were longevity science to be outlawed, only outlaws would have longevity?

    Would you really like to bequeath to your hypothetical descendants, a world where the least ethical are likely to have the largest accumulated influence?

  408. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by lordofthechia · · Score: 1

    "I don't really see people sitting around "retired" for thousands of years."

    And this is the brilliant thing. Right now, lets say the average person lives to be 80, for a particular profession that requires a bachelors they study untill they are 21 and they retire at 65, well that knocks off 21 years of contributions (not counting any contributions in college) and 15 years at the end of their life. That means they are not producing 36 years of their life!

    So out of eighty years you would put 44 years of work and developent back into society. If we have people living longer and retiring later, then this would change drastically! Someone living to 160 (twice as long) could potentially be working 120 years. That's one person putting 120 years worth of innovations, inventions, wisdom back into society. This is great!

    So society educates someone 21 years and they get a huge return on their investment. Now imagine that same calculation for 1000 years. I'm sure people would retire after working x amount of years, but then again I'd see them come back into the workforce out of boredom or a need to create, serve, or whatever. Heck more people might be an Engineer for 40 years, then go into Medicine for 30 years, then use their combined knowledge to create something entirely new and unconcievable to us now.

    Eventually with all these centuries old braniacs around, we would have robots doing all our work, that day all of humanity can retire! That is unitll the machines revolt...

    - Chia God

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  409. Well I asked Multivac and he said... by geekwithglasses · · Score: 1

    "There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer."

  410. You're thinking about it ass backward by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    It's not a matter of preventing change, but managing it.

    Analogy: when some plaster falls off your wall, do you pick up the original plaster and grain-by-grain reassemble it into the original? Or do you mix a new batch and plug the hole?

    Genes that go wrong will likely be detected ad-hoc via symptoms, and repaired to an assumed safe state, not to the original. As for changes without symptoms, the Spock quote applies: "a difference that makes no difference is no difference".

  411. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
    For me, the draw isn't ``live as long as possible'', it's ``be physically able to live 'til I die.''
    That is a well-solved problem. Just make sure you die before you get old. See "Logan's Run" for an example implementation. It doesn't even need to be that complicated; there are many ways to die young, many examples to follow.
    Longer total life span is ok, too, I guess.
    OK indeed.
  412. 1000 years? eh. the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would you put your brain in a robot body?

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  416. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by toddestan · · Score: 1

    The problem is, if everyone does this, there will be a lot of multi-millionaires around. And all those people with all that money can only mean one thing: massive inflation. If everyone is going to live for 1000 years, you can bet I'll be investing in things like gold.

  417. Allow who? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    You don't have to do anything you don't like - ever. There are always options, including walking to other states.

    Ask Cuban refugees who come across the ocean on makeshit rafts to shed tears for you because you feel "trapped" at McDonalds.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:Allow who? by Snaller · · Score: 1

      And that is why you and people like you implicitly suppress others. The fake notion that there are always options and we are all born equal. We are NOT all equal the just world would allow for that - and there are not always options. It's the excuse of those who have for not caring about those who don't.

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  418. Sorry, but that makes no sense by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    "time" risk has no factor at all in markets. In no way is lifespan related to market return.

    In fact, I have if anything a rather strong counter example. Over the decades our lifespan has gotten significantly longer - yet returns are as high, or higher for some things, than ever!

    In fact you would also see a huge rise in investment with far longer lifespans, and more people would become far more savy about complex monetary tools that have better returns but are harder to leverage.

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    1. Re:Sorry, but that makes no sense by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

      Let's say that everyone lives for an average of 1000 years. Given current interest rates, everyone would be rich by the time they are 100 years old.

      How can everyone be rich? That's a classic inflation scenario --- too much money chasing too few goods. Interest rates would have to adjust.

  419. Where does Jesus say to hate gays? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Here's the thing about fundy Christians. You say that Christ fufilled the old jewish law, so that you can eat pork, for example, but, then, still cleave to the old law so you can justify your unchristianlike hatred of gays.

    From what I read, Christ did not make any exceptions to his commandments for not judging other people, for turning the other cheek, for not pursuing wealth, etc. He didn't condemn Mary Magdalene and he made a tax collector one of his apostles. You want to really accept Jesus into your life? Stop chasing more money, stop waging pre-emptive wars and accept taxes and gays. There's nothing christian about conservatism.

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    1. Re:Where does Jesus say to hate gays? by Mattintosh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Days after the fact, I know, but I'm just now reading this reply...

      1 Corinthians 6:9-11 is quite explicit as to how homosexuality is to be treated by Christians.

      First of all, you can't marry someone of the same sex. Marriage, by definition, is a joining of a man and a woman. If gays want some legal equivalent now, they need to invent a new word for it. Any sexual contact outside of marriage is, by the Bible's definition, "fornication". Strike one.

      Second, no form of homosexuality is tolerated. "Men who lie with men" are dominant partners. "Men kept for unnatural purposes" are submissive partners. "Women who change the natural use of themselves into one contrary to nature" covers not only lesbianism, but also anal and oral sex. None of these people are approved by God and his organization. Strike two.

      And third, your "you don't show love if you hate gays" point is going out the window, because the 11th verse says "yet that is what some of you were." Not are. Were. Those people changed their ways and became true followers of Christ, and would indeed inherit God's kingdom and his blessings. Strike three.

      You're out... of valid excuses. Thank you for playing.

  420. Re:Ok, if you could? Who would want to? by Explo · · Score: 1

    Because I wish not to let the nature decide when I've seen enough of things? Even the thousand years would not be enough for that. Why should I let 'nature' decide when I have seen enough instead of myself? If you feel that using healthcare and other stuff is messing up with nature, fine. However, I think there are plenty of us that do not share the same opinion.

    I want to visit other star systems. I want to see nebulas and other galaxies up close. I want to become a photographer so good that I can master every category seen so far and a few others rising in the future. I want to follow the evolution of individual stars. I want to learn things no-one has even dreamed about yet. I want to hear all the great music that will be released in the future.

    Are these things really doable in the 'natural' lifespan? Why should I not pursue these goals, but accept the 'natural' limitations instead?

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  421. Backwards by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you talking about. How in any way did I imply we are all born equal? Get off the horse and re-read my message. I said, and say now, there are always options for ANYONE to get out of somehting they are in now. The means of course wil be different bewteen people due to ability but the FACT is that if you are in a situation you do not like, you can change that - especially in more free and open scocieties (a little harder, but still possible, to do in places like Iran or China).

    I am just as against the notion we are all equal as you are, perhaps more so. But I also believe strongly in free will, I don't think we have a fate we are trapped in without recourse.

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    1. Re:Backwards by Snaller · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about. How in any way did I imply we are all born equal? Get off the horse and re-read my message. I said, and say now, there are always options for ANYONE to get out of somehting they are in now.

      There.

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  422. Whoosh! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How does saying that anyone can get out of anything imply we are all equal? Right now for instance I would assert that obviously we have differences, in that you cannot understand a simple point and seem unable to change your mind. You also mistakenly think you are clever, another difference between you and I. Are you happy now? Is that enough difference for you?

    But continue your fantasy by all means, and keep believing that I have any notion at all of a universal equality. The funny thing is I exactly agree with your espoused philosophy, and despise those who seek to keep people down through the mistaken notion that all are equal - I loved the Incredibles for attacking this notion. But if you are too think-headed to understand the difference between that and what I argue, (which is all about free will) - carry on.

    After all, I did say the means for people escaping is different for each person according to ability. But you seem to have let that fly right over your head.

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    1. Re:Whoosh! by Snaller · · Score: 1

      How does saying that anyone can get out of anything imply we are all equal?

      Because you seem to think everybody has your ability by postulating that there are always ways of getting out of something. There aren't.

      And since you insulted me I won't be replying to you any further.

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  423. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

    That doesn't have anything to do with living 1000 years though. When I decide to go, I plan on having a grand suicide party with women, drugs, music etc. The last month will be the best month of my life (and all charged on the credit card of course).

  424. Re: Eggs. Sperm. Both aparently freeze pretty well by juhaz · · Score: 1

    Been there, done that - in my mid-30's. I sure wouldn't want to take that on in my late 40's or later.

    But that's the point of aging treatments, not just long life but long life while staying quite youthful - even if you where 500 years old, you wouldn't be in your late 40's, but more like mid twenties, or whatever is the "perfect" physical age when everything is ready but hasn't yet started to degenerate.

  425. Translation by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    And since you insulted me I won't be replying to you any further.

    Translation: Since you lost the argument you are going away in a huff. Goodbye!

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    1. Re:Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't loose the argument you idiot, you both have different OPINIONS.

  426. Re:Yeah, because the old way just wasn't effective by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    running out of eggs is a theory in some jeopardy...I recall some mouse work that found eggs were still manufactured in adult females...not the case that the female was born with her life time allotment..but you could be right...we are way out on a hypothetical limb anyway.

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  427. Re: Eggs. Sperm. Both aparently freeze pretty well by dpilot · · Score: 1

    You know, we think of early 20's as being a "perfect" physical age, but what about mental age? I know that physicists and mathmaticians peak in their 20's, and can believe that physically the brain is on the slow downhill slope from then. But somehow I'd like to believe that I've learned something from the last 20+ years, and that while the physical substrate of my brain may be less capable, I've made better use of what's there, learned valuable life lessons. So I'd like to think my peak mental age, in some respects, still may not be here, yet.

    So imagine a 20's physical brain with longer life experience. But is an essential part of that life experience coping with your own diminution and mortality - your limitations? If someone hit their mid-20's and stopped aging, would they acquire the same sorts of wisdom? Might it be best to get into your 60's (or later) and then get the clock turned back?

    Enquiring minds would like the chance to know.

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  428. Why assume the goods remain fixed? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    How can everyone be rich? That's a classic inflation scenario --- too much money chasing too few goods. Interest rates would have to adjust.

    You seem to be assuming though that all of the people having lots of money to invest would make the rate of return far lower, because the number of investment opportunities would remain roughly the same over time as more money pours in...

    But why would that be so? Again, history has shown that as larger sums of money are availiable for investing the range of investments expands to accomodate them. Why do you think there is a limit on the availiabilty of investment opportunity?

    Basically I don't see how you can consider your argument to be correct when it seems like the last thirty years of investment proove otherwise.

    I also think there is a key difference in that while many people would appear to be richer than they are now (with more assests) they would not generally act in an extravident manner - preferring instead to live off interest with occasional fligs of larger spending.

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  429. Re: risks of death due to injury by Sinner · · Score: 1

    This rules! Interesting that you're more likely to be killed by your hot tap than die on a train. I guess I should worry less about the commute home and more about the bath afterwards.

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