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Caffeinated Beer Becomes a Reality

Cylar writes "CNN is reporting that Anheuser-Bush has developed a sweet, caffeinated beer they are dubbing B(E). Intended to compete with the trendy sweet concotions popular on the club scenes (such as Smirnoff Ice), it will contain caffeine, guarana, and ginseng." Not sure how I feel about ginseng in my brew, so I'll have to study this with a few cases.

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  1. New taste to acquire by mirko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Coffee is an acquired taste, so is beer, I guess one will have to learn to enjoy this beverage...

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    1. Re:New taste to acquire by Nos. · · Score: 5, Funny

      At least you'll be awake and in a good mood while you "learn to enjoy" it

    2. Re:New taste to acquire by CodeWanker · · Score: 1

      I dunno... It sounds like a girl drink to me, and the only good thing about a girl drink drunk is that (s)he will pass out fairly quickly. Now we're robbed of that cold comfort, too...

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    3. Re:New taste to acquire by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank goodness. Finally a beer that goes well with Twinkies.

    4. Re:New taste to acquire by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      At least you'll be awake

      Make that "At least you'll be awake and in the bathroom".

      Caffeine is a diuretic. I can't imagine the length of the women's room line once this beer comes out.

    5. Re:New taste to acquire by Handbrewer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Beer might be an acquired taste. But please, do not brew a beer like this, id hate to see a new generation grow up thinking beer is like this. You can probably guess from my nick i appreciate a good, and often homebrewn, beer. It has taken me many years to taste my way through just a small portion of the beer spectrum, and its very enjoyable. But its not commercially viable to brew to so many tastes, so the big breweries just brew some variation of the Pilsner og light lager. Very booring, no wonder young people would rather have a Smirnoff Ice. But how about a good Brown Ale? Or IPA, or a well served Belgian Wit, like Hoegaarden? That beats anything, anyday, anytime :).

      Heres hopeing that the next generation still drinks beer!

    6. Re:New taste to acquire by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Is mixing a stimulant and a depressant really a good idea?

    7. Re:New taste to acquire by crackshoe · · Score: 1

      ever hear of a speedball? or even a jagerbomb, in the realm of booze and stimulants?

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    8. Re:New taste to acquire by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Sounds like they've finally come up with a real "Buzz Beer"!!

      Guess some marketing exec was watching old re-runs of the Drew Carey show...hahaha. Wonder if Oswald and Lewis are now on the board of directors?

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    9. Re:New taste to acquire by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I hear ya....I like to homebrew too. Have laid off it during the hot months, and due to trying to be 'Atkins' friendly. When the weather starts cooling here...gonna set up the all-grain gear and start again.

      This is just a US thing tho....you know...how our "American beer is like making love in a canoe"...?

      :-)

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    10. Re:New taste to acquire by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

      Sweet beer with fecking Ginseng? Man, and i was pissed off previously given that cheapskate A-B make their "beer" from RICE........

      Alas, now they are making a brew that will keep you awake when you are totally pissed. Nice. Your world will be spinning and you wont be able to get to sleep. Sounds like a nightmare to me

      And isnt ginseng supposed to be some sort of aphrodisiac? Man, the combination of a 12-pack worth of beer goggles and ginseng.........oh the humanity.

    11. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I thought your name was code for jerkin off.

    12. Re:New taste to acquire by Gnascher · · Score: 1

      This is nothing new. Red Hook made Double Black Stout using Starbucks coffee years ago.

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    13. Re:New taste to acquire by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      But how about a good Brown Ale? Or IPA, or a well served Belgian Wit, like Hoegaarden?

      Those are nice. I love most all kinds of beer, but I have a problem with "good" beer or microbrews. They give me terrible hangovers. For the day to day drinking I just stick to one of the sodapop beers like Bud lite. Yeah, it has no taste, but it has a high drinkability factor. I can drink Bud lite for hours by the pitcher at a bar or in bottles at home and still be able to function. I can only drink less than 6 "good" beers without having adverse affects from it.

      YMMV

    14. Re:New taste to acquire by Servo5678 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Remember the Buzz Beer slogan? "Stay up and get drunk all over again."

      "The combination of alcohol and caffeine should be addictive as heroin but so far the sales haven't born that out." - Lewis Kiniski

    15. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck yes. Hoegaarden seconded. There are so many excellent beers out there that people don't pay attention to. It's a shame they're so expensive and that I am so poor.

    16. Re:New taste to acquire by kc3lai · · Score: 1

      sorry.. your nickname sounds dirty :p

    17. Re:New taste to acquire by prell · · Score: 1

      Isn't it generally a bad idea to mix stimulants with depressants?

      Answer: Yes. More information: Combining Drugs and Alcohol. Whether you do yam-yam, llello, PCP, caffeine or hooch, you should probably either stop or cut way back. In addition, many of us have chemical balances way different from our friends. A good friend of mine just spent 24 hours on a bathroom floor in his own vomit because he did something he thought was safe because "another guy did it." This was regardless of the fact that he is 6-foot-5 and has a medium build.

    18. Re:New taste to acquire by Malc · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hoegaarden? Come come. You can find better products than that from Belgium. Hoegaarden is pretty bland! I've been enjoying Chimay this summer. A nice change from my staple of which I get bored: Guinness. Hopefully I'll have a trip to the UK this Christmas and be able to seek out some of their fine real ales (served at a temperature that one can actually taste the beer too).

    19. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats cause of the alcohol :-)
      Bud Lite has none (well none worth noting anyway).

    20. Re:New taste to acquire by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      This is nothing new. Red Hook made Double Black Stout using Starbucks coffee years ago.

      Most coffee-flavored beers don't have enough coffee in them to give you much (if any) of a caffeine buzz. I checked a couple of coffee stout recipes...one calls for 16 shots of espresso, while the other calls for 12 cups of coffee. Both of these recipes make 5 gallons, the typical homebrew batch size. Do the math.

      Given the Pisswasser that Anheuser-Busch tries to pass off on an unsuspecting public as "beer," though, that they would come up with a caffeinated, ginseng-and-guarana-"enhanced" alco-pop isn't a total surprise.

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    21. Re:New taste to acquire by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      And isnt ginseng supposed to be some sort of aphrodisiac? Man, the combination of a 12-pack worth of beer goggles and ginseng.........oh the humanity.
      If they would market this to females, even the slashdot crowd would get laid. Not that's that neccesserally a good thing.

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    22. Re:New taste to acquire by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      Hoegaarden? Come come. You can find better products than that from Belgium. Hoegaarden is pretty bland!

      Bland? (Given especially that he was talking about wheat beer) Hoegaarden is anything but, with its coriander and curacao elements.

      And you want to use Chimay as an example of a good Belgian?!? Have a read...

    23. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Amen to that. Anheuser Busch label turned me off immediately. "Oh great, caffeinated Buttwiper." People in EU have been mixing colas with beer forever, the concept of caffeinating beer is not new. If I want caffeine, I'll chug something from Starbucks, or a RedBull, and then drink a Hoegaarden or a Schneider, Paulaner, or a Bamberg smoke beer, or any number of real brews. Anheuser Busch is a joke.

    24. Re:New taste to acquire by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      im from the uk - i'd recommend trying tetleys (bitter, not the tea), mcewans and newcastle brown ale.

      woo!

      shame about the massive tax we pay for our beer though :( - its normally about £12 for a crate of 24 of most stuff (about $8 i think)

    25. Re:New taste to acquire by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      If it's anything like as sweet as that gunk they sell as alcoholic soda/mineral water or whatever, you (or more specifically, I) would more likely become sick before accruing any benefit from the buzz.

      I prefer to keep my vices separate - that way I get to enjoy them. :-)

    26. Re:New taste to acquire by csteinle · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought Hoegaarden sounded like an outdoor brothel.

    27. Re:New taste to acquire by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      Most coffee-flavored beers don't have enough coffee in them to give you much (if any) of a caffeine buzz.

      Next time, try a bottle of this in your batch of homebrew. The Almond flavor is the least obtrusive, but for a really dark beer the mocha can work, too.

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    28. Re:New taste to acquire by Pragmatix · · Score: 2, Funny
    29. Re:New taste to acquire by Malc · · Score: 1

      Tetley's? Oh dear! That's right down there with the cream of Manchester. There are so many ales that are better but not distributed so widely. Last time I was over I found some with fantastic names like Broadside, Bombardier and Spitfire (Adnams brewery). Of the larger breweries producing more generic beers with less character, I have a soft spot for Fuller's London Pride. I've only ever found it on tap once this side of the Atlantic (the Beer Garden in Toronto). However, recommending good beers is hard as they also tend to be regional, which makes searching for them and sampling so much more fun.

    30. Re:New taste to acquire by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      Any euro beer or canadian beer is good in my books... so long as its not water like all that american beer. I do very much enjoy Blue.. or as americans call it "Labatts" LOL!!

      Funny thing I went to the states and at a resturant I said, what Labatt's do you have on tap or in a bottle? and she said "oh you mean blue, we have both" lol There's about ~75 Labatt's beer's!! oh the humour!

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    31. Re:New taste to acquire by renehollan · · Score: 1
      "American beer is like making love in a canoe"

      True for the mainstream brews, perhaps, but I have found plenty of decent microbrews in the U.S. as well as a few regional popular varieties: Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Red Hook IPA (a.k.a. "Ballard Bitter"), for example, that share shelf space with the Bud's abnd Bud-clones. As the weather cools, double-bocks are nice, albeit perhaps too strong and heavy for some.

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    32. Re:New taste to acquire by mgs1000 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Jack & Coke!

    33. Re:New taste to acquire by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Talk about failing your drug test! Between the alcohol, caffine, and whatever that THC-like ingredient is in the Twinkies- you wouldn't be able to apply for a secure job for a year!

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    34. Re:New taste to acquire by Malc · · Score: 1

      Not a very flattering review ;) I've been drinking Chimay Premium, which might be the Red. It comes in a 750ml bottle at 7%. I'm not usually a fan of the stronger beers as they start getting disgusting and often too sweet. I still remember the sickly sweetness of Roger and Out (Sheffield's Frog and Parrot, and served in 1/3rds of pints due to being 13% or above) from 10 years ago. Quite unpleasant. They had some other strong ales that tasted much better, but that could be relative and due to being increasingly hammered. I can only remember Conquerer though - great name!

    35. Re:New taste to acquire by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      no - tetleys is good (although not the crap in the pubs (tetleys extra smooth and tetleys extra cold) - the original tetleys that you can struggle to find in offies

    36. Re:New taste to acquire by BarryNorton · · Score: 1
      I still remember the sickly sweetness of Roger and Out (Sheffield's Frog and Parrot, and served in 1/3rds of pints due to being 13% or above)
      Yeah, mere yards from my office and I still wouldn't touch the stuff!
    37. Re:New taste to acquire by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1
      I disagree. Hoegaarden is a fine beer. It's perhaps a bit subtler than Chimay (depending on which one you've been drinking). It's also a completely different style, which Hoegaarden is a revival of. The brewer, Pierre Celis, has had breweries in Texas and I believe he's now working out of Michigan.

      Look for (among others) Westmalle, Westvtlteren or Rochefort if you can find them. In the US, check out Ommegang--I particularly like Hennepin. May not be available out west.

    38. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you bother?

    39. Re:New taste to acquire by freshman_a · · Score: 1


      so is alcohol. so it's a double whammy... people will be breaking the seal in double time.

    40. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or 151 and Jolt, aka "Jumper cables"

      "ya go down but ya don't go out"

    41. Re:New taste to acquire by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. Coffee is an acquired taste, so is beer, I guess one will have to learn to enjoy this beverage...

      It entirely depends on the coffee or beer. Most people start on the bad stuff and hate it...though keep drinking to be social till they get used to it.

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    42. Re:New taste to acquire by The+Dobber · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Did you read your own link, you dim-witted knuckle dragger?

      Chapter 11 is a filing for protection, moron !!

      How dare you scare us like that.

    43. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extra cold? 'nuff said.

    44. Re:New taste to acquire by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that!

    45. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just discovered Hoegaarden and boy is it good!

    46. Re:New taste to acquire by Ashtead · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is a long tradition of drinking Cognac and coffee here in Norway, so the combination isn't completely alien.

      But this particular "beer" mix featured here sounds vile.

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    47. Re:New taste to acquire by maeglin · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Hoegaarden is a fine beer. It's perhaps a bit subtler than Chimay (depending on which one you've been drinking). It's also a completely different style, which Hoegaarden is a revival of. The brewer, Pierre Celis, has had breweries in Texas and I believe he's now working out of Michigan.

      I believe that the Celis brand no longer has anything to do with the Celis family. Michigan Brewing Company bought the brand, recipes and swag from Miller Brewing Company's microbrew division..

    48. Re:New taste to acquire by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who would ever think of mixing, say, bourbon and coke !

    49. Re:New taste to acquire by C. · · Score: 1
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    50. Re:New taste to acquire by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      It is by Caffeina alone
      that I set my mind in motion.
      By the Beans of Java,
      my thoughts acquire speed.
      The hands acquire the shakes,
      the shakes become a warning.
      It is by Caffeina alone
      that I set my mind in motion...
      - attributed to Isaac Bonewits

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    51. Re:New taste to acquire by ForresterInc · · Score: 1

      Actually it's pronounced "Who-garden"

    52. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee Porter - available at C'est What in Toronto Canada - has coffee and caffiene. It's one of my favourites.

    53. Re:New taste to acquire by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Australians tend to start ANZAC Day (our most important religious holiday) with a "gunfire breakfast" (coffee and rum) - they gave it to the lads at Gallipoli before they went over the top. It tastes pretty good (if it's decent rum). The beer and coffee concoction otoh couldn't possibly taste much worse than normal American beer, so I guess no-one will notice the difference.

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    54. Re:New taste to acquire by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      12 quid a slab isn't bad - we pay about $A25, which is probably much the same (I forget what the Pom-to Oz exchange rate is, but I thinks it's a bit south of 1 for 2) but that's for shit like Fosters or VB. Decent beer is a fair bit more - over $A30 for Cooper's iirc.

      I tend not to buy beer any more, I drink my own.

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    55. Re:New taste to acquire by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Chimay's not too bad, but the Westmalle trippel is rather better ... a 330ml bottle knocks you flat on your arse, but it tastes great.

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    56. Re:New taste to acquire by csteinle · · Score: 1

      I always thought oe = o+umlaut. Which would sound more like "ho" than "hoo", although not the same.

    57. Re:New taste to acquire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Flemish/Dutch -- not German. In Dutch OE is pronounced OO as in LOOK. (Think Boer wars / South Africa -- Afrikaans is derived from Dutch)

  2. Wowie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean that I can sip one beer after another and not fall asleep a la Homer Simpson?

    1. Re:Wowie... by richy+freeway · · Score: 2, Funny

      You sip beer? What are you a girl or something? Beer is for quaffing, chugging and gulping! ;D

    2. Re:Wowie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!

      (Note to self: throw away this english language dictionary)

    3. Re:Wowie... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hell no

      Potions are for quaffing, have you learned nothing ?

      To quaff or not to quaff? which potion is the question. :P

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    4. Re:Wowie... by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Beer is not for sipping. When you sip a drink, it mainly gets to the taste buds at the front of your mouth, which are the ones that respond to sweet flavours. The taste buds that respond best to beer are at the back of your mouth. This is why beer often tastes better when you're really thirsty -- because when you throw it right back, it gets to the right taste buds.

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    5. Re:Wowie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You feel confused.
      Potion of booze?

    6. Re:Wowie... by flatface · · Score: 1

      This potion named Buzz Beer tastes horrible! Wow, everything looks so cosmic!

    7. Re:Wowie... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Only if you don't appreciate your beer. For those of us with more sophisticated tastes, chugging beer is out of the question. Then again, you have to qualify your beer. If all you drink is .* Lite, then go ahead and chug, it helps reduce the percentage of shitty beer in this world.

      If you tried quaffing, chugging, and gulping the beers that I drink, you'd be laying on your face in 15 minutes.

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    8. Re:Wowie... by richy+freeway · · Score: 1

      If you tried quaffing, chugging, and gulping the beers that I drink, you'd be laying on your face in 15 minutes.

      Fantastic! Where can I get these beers? :P

    9. Re:Wowie... by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      You probably have to make them yourself ...

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  3. MMmmmm Beer by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the immortal words of Homer Simpson...

    Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.

    And now he can stay up late drinking beer without passing out -- because it's got caffeine!

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    1. Re:MMmmmm Beer by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Lois: Peter, you're drunk again!
      Peter: No I'm not. I'm just tired from staying up all night drinking.

    2. Re:MMmmmm Beer by jsheedy · · Score: 1

      This seems like a sure fire way to really get a hang over.

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    3. Re:MMmmmm Beer by Rik+van+Riel · · Score: 1

      I can think of some more appropriate words said by Homer Simpson, in the epsiode where Barney abandons Homer's car in New York, talking to the khalkash selling guy:

      "Ewwwww YUCK, I'll have a crab juice."

    4. Re:MMmmmm Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee?
      Beer?
      C...O...
      B...E...

    5. Re:MMmmmm Beer by megarich · · Score: 1

      "what kind of drunk do you take me....AHHHH JUST HOOK IT UP TO MY VEINS" -barney anyhow is this a good idea? you can't sleep off you hangover now and doesnt like a depressant and a upper do bad things to your body? just saying...

    6. Re:MMmmmm Beer by YankeeInExile · · Score: 1

      Years ago, at BayCon we dissolved caffeine into 96% ethyl alcohol and called it Real Man's Drink.

      Entertaining to watch people who got really hammered on the stuff (which only took a few shots!) - but they were wide awake to enjoy the suffering for their excess.

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    7. Re:MMmmmm Beer by strider44 · · Score: 1

      mmmmmmm Cokebrau...

  4. Buzz Beer by Merlin42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does Drew Carey get royalty payments on this stuff?!?

    1. Re:Buzz Beer by goneutt · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Coffee in the beer products go way back. At the 1904 worlds fair (the same place that gave jack daniels the ribbons on the label) a beer was awarded a medal that used coffee instead of hops.

      I only know this cuz it was Kurt Vonnegut's grandfather (I think thats the right relation) and was mentioned in Time Quake.

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    2. Re:Buzz Beer by KaMiKa-Z77 · · Score: 1

      "Just the thought of it makes me want to pee"

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    3. Re:Buzz Beer by diggum · · Score: 1, Informative

      Back in the mid-90's, Red Hook beer mixed up a brew with Starbucks that was a dark espresso stout. i was skeptical, and it wasn't "blow off my socks" great, but it was surprisingly good stuff.

      It did not have guarana or ginseng or any other asian vegetable bits mixed in to give it that "red bull/herbal ecstacy" vibe.

    4. Re:Buzz Beer by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      The Mountain Sun brewery in Boulder, CO makes an excellent "Java Porter" that is probably similar to the Red Hook/Starbucks brew you mentioned.

    5. Re:Buzz Beer by Creepy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Guarana isn't an asian vegetable, though - it's a South American stimulant that is traditionally used to boost the sex drive.

      Ginseng, native to Asia and North America both is reputably also an aphrodesiac (and promote well being, yada, yada yada).
      I found a great quote here -

      Don't take Ginseng and Ginseng mixtures with Coffee as it will accelerate the caffine effects on the body and can cause diarrhea.

      So basically, they want you to get drunk, buzzing, and horny all at once. I would recommend against this one for most geeks, but you probably would match up well with someone drinking it ;)

    6. Re:Buzz Beer by lordscotus · · Score: 0

      That's the era when Coca-cola *was* "the Real Thing!" (cocaine!)

    7. Re:Buzz Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      a beer was awarded a medal that used coffee instead of hops.
      What kind of medal uses hops?
    8. Re:Buzz Beer by Trogre · · Score: 1

      The stimulating effect of Guarana comes from the fact that it's loaded with caffeine.

      A guarana+caffeine beverage is really just caffeine+caffeine but, being a buzzword, guarana sounds cooler.

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    9. Re:Buzz Beer by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I once made a double espresso imperial stout. A wonderful beer for breakfast. "Hair of the dog" and a wakeup call all in one glass :-)

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    10. Re:Buzz Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest amphetamines as alternative. Works for me.

    11. Re:Buzz Beer by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      Guarana isn't an asian vegetable, though - it's a South American stimulant that is traditionally used to boost the sex drive

      Oh, that's why it's a popular soft drink down there. I just thought they were tiny cherries!

    12. Re:Buzz Beer by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      I tried some guarana chewing gum once ... it tasted like dirt. I don't see the attraction.

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    13. Re:Buzz Beer by tetsuji · · Score: 1



      The Southern Sun brewery here in Boulder, Colorado makes a fantastic coffee-based beer called the Isadore Java Porter. It's a smooth, dark, full-bodied and creamy beer with a nice mocha flavor, not too strongly hopped, definitely towards the stout end of the porter scale.

      It's well worth the effort if you can find a six pack, although I'm not sure how widely the Southern Sun/Mountain Sun beers are distributed.

  5. Drew Carry said it best... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    In reference to Buzz Beer (they had the concept years ago!) - "Stay up so you can get drunk all over again"

  6. Whats next? by stimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Coffee with alcohol ? Oh wait..... burp

    1. Re:Whats next? by MoonFog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, here in Norway we've gotten milk with coffee taste (that's right, TASTE). It's horrible, and I really hope they stop mixing so many drinks. Alchohol in coffee is a rather good mix imo.

    2. Re:Whats next? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      In the state of Rhode Island (US), coffee milk (milk flavored with sweetened coffee extract) is the state drink.

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    3. Re:Whats next? by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this isn't really new.

      coffee porter's are around for quite some time.

      The only difference is that they really ARE beers, and rather dark at that.

      I like the taste of a good Coffee Porter now and then, though it wouldn't be something I drink every day. There are way more interesting beers to be had.

      Personally things like Smirnoff Ice and their ilk I find just revolting. WAAAAY too sweet and it is just not fun to drink. A Whiksy Cola is okay now and then, but if you look around and see how / what kids (29) guzzle down these days it's just bad.

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    4. Re:Whats next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe a crazy combo like oh,.. say,.. rum and coke?

  7. College kids and yuppies by justkarl · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sweeter flavors have definitely made an impact on 21- to 35-year-olds. ... It's a bigger part of the alcohol-drinking spectrum."

    I really don't have to say anything here, right?

    1. Re:College kids and yuppies by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      "Sweeter flavors have definitely made an impact on 21- to 35-year-olds. ... It's a bigger part of the alcohol-drinking spectrum."

      I really don't have to say anything here, right?


      If they were proper yuppies, wouldn't they at least try the wines? And no, I don't mean Thunderbird.
    2. Re:College kids and yuppies by justkarl · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they were proper yuppies, wouldn't they at least try the wines? And no, I don't mean Thunderbird.

      You mean Arbor Mist?

    3. Re:College kids and yuppies by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Yes, diluted Thunderbird with Nutrasweet. I had a Strawberry Wine from them once. 4% Alcohol. Tasted like a strawberry kool-aid. No buzz.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:College kids and yuppies by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1. My college was yuppie school - and it was dominated by Natural Ice (Natty/Nasty Ice), Milwaukee's Best (the Beast), and other crappy cheap beers.

      2. I don't know a lot of girls that like beer. My wife can't stand the smell of most alcohol. She does kind of like these flavored beers/malted cocktails. On our honeymoon, I introduced her to iced tea a la Long Island.

      3. Most college kids don't really do the wine thing. Once you learn to like wine, it can become a very expensive taste. Personally, I limit myself to the finest wines under $15, but if I'm going for the buzz I'll settle for a $4 Inglenook. I'm sure this price range will change once I make my first trillion.

      4. I use Thunderbird. It beats the hell out of Outlook. :)

    5. Re:College kids and yuppies by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny

      A couple of years ago, I arrived in Islay (home of Bowmore and Laphroaig), checked into a Port Ellen hotel and went down to the local pub to try the local whiskies in their native environment. Everyone from farmers to surly teenagers was drinking -- Smirnoff Ice.

    6. Re:College kids and yuppies by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      I went to a fairly yuppie school as well. The official drink of the school was Natty Light (24 12oz bottles for $10.49 + tax and deposit at the gas station down the street). The cool thing now is Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR) in 16oz cans (pounders). They even serve them at the fancy bars in town

    7. Re:College kids and yuppies by greenhide · · Score: 1

      My college was yuppie school...[snip]...On our honeymoon, I introduced her to iced tea a la Long Island.

      Uh, us normal people just say "Long Island Ice Tea". Thanks.

      --
      Karma: Chevy Kavalierma.
    8. Re:College kids and yuppies by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Well, if the shit's too sugary, and the drinker gets the runs, then the drink can be called...

      "Thunderturd"

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    9. Re:College kids and yuppies by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      I had to learn to like dark beer in college because Guiness and other similarly dark beers were the only thing my frat-rat room mate wouldn't touch. So if I wanted a beer to be left for Friday, I had to buy the dark stuff.

      I've never really understood how anyone could stand the lighter US beers (And Molson.) It's like drinking soda water. And indeed most of the folks I know know who were probably frat rats in college tend to go for the microbrews.

      I expect the target demographic here is the same one that made Zima such a wild commercial success...

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    10. Re:College kids and yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I definitely agree with 1. Here on my campus cheap beers are all around. It makes me sick sometimes, although I can tolerate them in limited doses. I definitely prefer to buy my own imports or microbrews and hide them from drunks who would just down it in two pulls anyway.

      I do definitely do the good wine thing. The easiest way to go about it is just "borrow" wine from the parents. I have a few buddies who enjoy good wine, and we share a bottle every once and a while.

    11. Re:College kids and yuppies by Malc · · Score: 1

      OMIGOD. I have dreams of trips to that island. I short bicycle ride (probably in the rain) takes one past Port Ellen, Laphroaig, Lagavulin, Ardbeg and Bowmore amongst others. All of them some of my favourite single malts. My suffering travelling partners who don't like the fire water will be pleased at your news ;)

    12. Re:College kids and yuppies by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know what kind of college you guys went to, but at mine we drank beer to get drunk.

      NO fancy stouts or heavy creamy Euro junk.

      Red Stripe, Blue Bull, Mickeys, Old English, whatever. Usually in the 40oz variety.

      What I did learn is HOW to drink though. If they are adding all this sugar and caffeine to beer, its time to buy stock in Tylenol...

    13. Re:College kids and yuppies by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

      You haven't had a "sweet" beer until you've tried Carib Sorrel Shandy. It's a mix of Carib Lager (the Caribbean's answer to Corona) and Sorrel flavored (somewhere between flowery and strawberry) soda. At least that is what I thought. After drinking one I now know that it has all the sugar (if not possibly more) of the soda, and absolutely no hoppiness - not even the level of other North American lagers/pilsners.

      I don't regret the experience as it was a hot night, but I don't need to repeat it. And this comes from someone who is regular drinker of home-mixed ginger beer / lager shandies.

    14. Re:College kids and yuppies by SDEggbert · · Score: 1

      I am a 22 year old in a fraternity as San Diego State University. No male I know drinks any of the malt beverages and if they do, they never hear the end of it. It is a growing market but only because the women, who make up a much smaller percent of the consumption of alchohol on college campuses... Also, not that these beverages don't taste good, they are so sweet that you can only drink two, and if you need to get drunk, 2 drinks won't suffice.

    15. Re:College kids and yuppies by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

      At the frat party I was at last Friday, someone was bonging Sutter Home. I laughed my ass off, and then proceeded to hit Jager Bombs till mid morning.

    16. Re:College kids and yuppies by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      I'll have a Mikes or something if we're doing shots, but yeah, college kids want beer and as much beer as they can get for the least money. And that means every party i've been to has had a barrel of beast light. Luckily even milwaukees best is drinkable out of a keg.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    17. Re:College kids and yuppies by object88 · · Score: 2

      A couple of years ago, I arrived in Islay (home of Bowmore and Laphroaig), checked into a Port Ellen hotel and went down to the local pub to try the local whiskies in their native environment. Everyone from farmers to surly teenagers was drinking -- Smirnoff Ice.

      Oh, that's so sad. People don't realize what they have in their own back yard. On the other hand, as long as they continue making fine single-malt whiskey, I suppose I don't care what they drink. :) Give me my Laphroaig and no-one gets hurt.

    18. Re:College kids and yuppies by Rotifera · · Score: 1

      From a '97 visit to the Highlands, I understand that Whiskey is taxed rather severely in Scotland. More economical for people to drink vodka & the like.

    19. Re:College kids and yuppies by Some+Woman · · Score: 1

      Most college kids don't really do the wine thing. Once you learn to like wine, it can become a very expensive taste.

      What are you talking about? A bottle of Boone's will only set you back $2 and some change.

      What? Why are you looking at me like that?

      --
      My dingo ate your honor student.
    20. Re:College kids and yuppies by Some+Woman · · Score: 1

      I refuse to drink malt beverages after my encounter with a Bacardi O3. The single bottle of Barcardi O3 was the only thing I had to drink the entire night, and I threw it up within the hour. Waaaay too sugary.

      --
      My dingo ate your honor student.
    21. Re:College kids and yuppies by Benw5483 · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, I wouldn't put college kids and yuppies together in the same group. They are completely opposite when it comes to alcohol tastes for the most part. I attend Ohio University (the state univeristy, number 5 party school) and around here, Natural Ice is what's in most kegs and fridges. People around here drink to get drunk, they don't drink that sugary shit that kills your stomach before you get a buzz.

      With that said, I'd like to believe this Be beer from Anheuser Busch will be better than those drinks and more enjoyable and acceptable. I enjoy trying different things sometimes, that's how I discovered Woodchuck, Blue Moon and some nice locally brewed ales and german beers. But when it comes right down to it I'm a poor college kid so our parties usually consist of about 12 cases of Natty (not allowed to have kegs in my complex).

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      what?
    22. Re:College kids and yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can razz on Natty Light all you want, but don't knock the Peeber. Pabst at least has flavor (not necessarily *great* flavor, but flavor nonetheless). PBR has come back into fashion again, despite any sort of advertising whatsoever. Their sales are up rather dramatically after three decades of decline.

    23. Re:College kids and yuppies by HundredthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the favorite in my town, the Gummo Shandy. 1 12Oz. Can of Natty Light Ice 1 12Oz. Can of Dr. Pepper 1 +24oz. Plastic Tumbler Shaken, not stirred.

    24. Re:College kids and yuppies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got a bottle of Ardbeg 17yro. Neener neener neener.

    25. Re:College kids and yuppies by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Vodka's taxed the same way as whisky. (Scotch is spelled without the "e", BTW.) In fact, not only is vodka the most popular spirit here, but the majority of the vodka consumed in Scotland is domestic. Often mixed with Irn-Bru, mind you...

    26. Re:College kids and yuppies by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I had to learn to like dark beer in college because Guiness and other similarly dark beers were the only thing my frat-rat room mate wouldn't touch. So if I wanted a beer to be left for Friday, I had to buy the dark stuff.

      You make it sound like such a burden.

    27. Re:College kids and yuppies by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Well it was an acquired taste, kind of like coffee. Once I got used to it, though, there was no going back. Now "light" beer just tastes like soda water to me, though a few pale ales I've tried actually have some (great) flavor to them.

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    28. Re:College kids and yuppies by Alaska+Jack · · Score: 1

      I started drinking red wine -- usually a small glass every other day -- when all the information came out about how good it was for you. As you note, it can become an expensive taste, so I've become quite an expert in the cheap stuff.

      The best I have tried is the Yellowtail Shiraz, available from Costco in a magnum bottle for about $10. Do you have favorite?

      - Alaska Jack

    29. Re:College kids and yuppies by Crazy+Man+on+Fire · · Score: 1

      Whoa, not knocking it! I'm guilty of consuming them en masse on the regular

    30. Re:College kids and yuppies by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      That's because a "pale ale" has only one thing in common with a "light beer" -- it's made of water, yeast, and hops.

    31. Re:College kids and yuppies by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Because you haven't discovered fine white wines like Mad Dog 20/20.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    32. Re:College kids and yuppies by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      The really nice thing about living in Australia is that even our cheap wines ($A15 for a 2 litre mylar bladder in a cardboard box) are close to drinkable, and you can get an excellent shiraz for under $A20 a bottle. Of course, there are some even cheaper wines that I wouldn't even cook with ...

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
    33. Re:College kids and yuppies by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Yellowtail is pretty good.

      I really like Bogle Cabernet (~$12). I bought a case of it for my wedding this summer, and still have a few bottles in my basement. I had a bottle of 2000 and loved it, but can't find it anymore. The case I bought was 2001 and it's excellent as well.

      For really cheap but still enjoyable table red wine, I also buy Inglenook Burgundy. My wife picked up a bottle at Meijer for $3 or $4 on sale... she doesn't usually distinguish between wines and sees it all as a waste of money. It wasn't bad. Of course, she was not happy with my decision to get the case of Bogle.

      I can't really drink white wine anymore - had a bad experience with a $30 bottle of white wine, some lobster, and a Japanese teppan-yaki in Okinawa. I doubt I'll ever get over it.

  8. Ew. by njfuzzy · · Score: 3, Funny

    So we take the nasty taste of American beer, and we load it up with sugar and stuff to make us jittery. Great plan.

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    1. Re:Ew. by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It doesn't appear to contain much alcohol either. I went to New York for a week or so a couple of years ago with a mate and I think we must have visited 99% of the bars around Times Square and the place we were staying at, somewhere near Lexington I think.

      We were just ordering regular beers ( lagers in British terms ) and found we could drink 4 or 5 times as much as we normally could back home before reaching a similar level of inebriation. We concluded it must be because the alcohol level is much lower in the US ( New York at least ) than the 4-5.5% standard in the U.K. for most general beers.

      Whether that is a good or a bad thing I am not sure !

    2. Re:Ew. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's like making love in a motorized canoe.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:Ew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. The masses like bland shit.

      Sadly, Redhook is owned by AB, and Redhook brews a fine IPA and Stout.

    4. Re:Ew. by njfuzzy · · Score: 1, Redundant
      "How is American beer like making love in a canoe?"

      ...

      They're both fucking close to water.

      ;)

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      The Deathlings (comic) - http://thedeathlings.com
    5. Re:Ew. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like making love in a canoe...

    6. Re:Ew. by Daagar · · Score: 1
      It's like making love in a motorized canoe.

      Wait wait wait... as a ./'er, you know this how?

    7. Re:Ew. by Guernica+Bill · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you're wrong there - most beer in the US is around 4-5.5% alcohol (although I can't vouch for the water content of the beers around Times Square). Only in Utah are you limited to 3.2% beer (ok, also the grocery stores in Colorado and a few other unenlightened places). Even Coors Light (which I hope is not what you were drinking) is usually 4.2%. Look here for a summary: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php As for your level of inebriation, it must've been the time zone difference.

  9. Please God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me be first to welcome my newest caffeinated/intoxicating overlords.

  10. It's probably crap. by CharAznable · · Score: 1

    If Anheuser Busch makes it, it's crap. There when it was illegal to sell stuff like this in Germany and call it beer. It's a violation of the Reinheidtsgebot, or Purity Law, which states that beer can only contain malted grain, water, yeast and hops.

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    1. Re:It's probably crap. by PoPRawkZ · · Score: 1

      I knew I could be proud of my German heritage for something!

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      peace,
      -Grokent
    2. Re:It's probably crap. by EtherBoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      They really do make nothing but garbage. At a local beer bar I go to that brews their own bar, they will ask you to leave if you try to order a Budweiser...or anything else from that trash "brewery" and I use the term brewery loosely.

    3. Re:It's probably crap. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Leave it to americans to "Rice" out their beer too.

      Hmm, coffee cans on tailpipes. Could that have been the inspiration?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:It's probably crap. by geigertube · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I got the impression that the Purity Law was started, at least in part, by Protestants who found the effects of the gruit herbs that were used instead of hops to be less than desirable. Hops is a sedative,and squelches sexual desire, whereas many of the gruit herbs had an opposite effect.

    5. Re:It's probably crap. by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know that beer snobbery went out with the microbrew craze of the 1990's?
      But if you want to play that game, I think that all beer drinkers are pussies. If you want to get drunk, don't bother with beer. Beer makes you fat and sluggish. If you want alcohol, try a real drink with none of the bullshit.

      --
      I don't respond to AC's.
    6. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mhh, no. Good beer is still good beer and bad beer is still bad beer.
      As for 'real drinks with none of the bullshit', I tried a crappy vodka once. No bullshit in it, the label said it: 'Ingredients: fine alcool, water.'. I got so fucking sick I almost dropped vodka after that (and I don't mean hungover-sick, no, really sick).

    7. Re:It's probably crap. by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Uh, so what do they do with all of their Budweisers then?

      Probably surreptitiously drink them when everybody's left.

      --
      Karma: Chevy Kavalierma.
    8. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CharAznable, Budweiser is just straight beer, Yes they put rice in it, but that is what gives it a light taste, it doesn't make it a bad beer. In fact they support a large portion of the US Agriculture by using rice. They do make some good products for a reasonable price... and they do make some stuff that isn't that great. But don't put the whole company down.
      http://www.anheuser-busch.com/overview/budi ngredie nts.htm
      Read that over, it's more than I can say for some Mass market beers. Anheuser-Busch tells you straight up what goes into it. And don't quote something you read off of a Becks bottle about purity from the 1500's.
      Not everyone can afford a micro brew fancy beer, Ya beer snob. Your mom probably wont even let you bring beer down to her basement.

    9. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got so fucking sick I almost dropped vodka after that (and I don't mean hungover-sick, no, really sick).

      Well that's what happens when you drink beer, the beverage of sissies. Might as well drink a sarsasparilla or a soda pop.

      If you'd been used to drinking a real man's drink of some sort, something of at least 50 proof, a little dodgy vodka wouldn't have bothered you in the least.

    10. Re:It's probably crap. by EtherBoo · · Score: 1

      They dont sell garbage. Not every bar in America sells Anheuser-Bush products.

    11. Re:It's probably crap. by CharAznable · · Score: 1

      I drink (good) beer because it tastes good. I don't necessarily want to get drunk when I drink. I'm not in college anymore you know. But if you want to play that game, I think that people that drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk are idiots. People that drink beer for the sole purpose of getting drunk are even bigger idiots.

      Not that Dogfish Head World Wide Stout (21% ABV) can't get you blasted quite efficiently.

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      The perfect sig is a lot like silence, only louder
    12. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gosh darnit, not even one response.

    13. Re:It's probably crap. by Soporific · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's nothing more of an oxymoron than a beer snob.

      ~S

    14. Re:It's probably crap. by CharAznable · · Score: 1

      True, at least they tell you straight on that it has rice. Not that a lot of people can tell what that implies. But it's still crap beer. They put rice not only because it gives the beer a lighter body, but because it's considerably cheaper than malted grain. However, Bud is too expensive. Tap water costs me 5 bucks a month, tastes the same, and I can get as much of it as I want.
      I probably got the Reinheidsgebot stuff from some brewing book. I don't drink Becks, so I wouldn't know what's on the label.

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      The perfect sig is a lot like silence, only louder
    15. Re:It's probably crap. by EtherBoo · · Score: 1

      You drink Budweiser...don't you...we know the truth.

    16. Re:It's probably crap. by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      Leave it to americans to "Rice" out their beer too.

      Actually, they probably got the idea from Holland, where Heineken is made (and is brewed with rice).

      Americans probably can be credited with first using corn for beer, a technique pioneered by anheiser-busch.

      --
      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    17. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There's nothing more of an oxymoron than a beer snob."

      What about 'Swiss Cheese' ?

    18. Re:It's probably crap. by Loligo · · Score: 1


      See, I disagree with this attitude.

      I grew up in Austin, and have a great appreciation for real beer (Bass is my preferred "every day" beer).

      Now I live in a small town in central Montana, and while I still like my Guinness, Bass, and Moose Drool, sometimes I'm just in the mood for a Bud Light.

      I should be persecuted for having diverse tastes in beer.

      -l

    19. Re:It's probably crap. by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >I should be persecuted for having diverse tastes in beer.

      Er... shouldn't.

      Though I'm sure someone'll say I should be persecuted for drinking a Bud Light.

      Wait'll they hear I sometimes like to add Clamato and Tabasco to it.

      -l

    20. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clamato, tabasco, worcestershire sauce, freshly ground black pepper, and vodka, on the rocks. Tasty!

    21. Re:It's probably crap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a fuck what's 'in' or otherwise?
      Budweiser (and all like it) is flavourless piss, whichever way you look at it. If that was all that I could get, I would probably drink spirits too. But none of that 40%ABV crap (which is for pussies - especially if drunk with mixers like cola). No, Pure pharmaceutical grade ethanol is a real man's drink. Followed by a couple of lines of Colombian snorted off a hookers tits. And then a big fat reefer, a blast of amyl nitrate and forty full strength cigarettes.

      *Then* you'll be buzzing.

    22. Re:It's probably crap. by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1
      At a local beer bar I go to that brews their own bar...
      Wow, now that's what I call a stiff drink!

      Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress and head to the bathroom several times.
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    23. Re:It's probably crap. by EtherBoo · · Score: 1

      hahaha.....oopsie

    24. Re:It's probably crap. by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      (If only I hadn't just spent my last mod point...)

      What is oxymoronic about being a beer snob? Beer has a bad reputation in this culture, and although I know you were joking, I just had to respond.

      I don't know about "oxy", but "moronic" are those commercials urging you to choose X Lite over Y Lite on "taste". Thanks, I choose water, since chlorine leaves a better aftertaste than either of you...

      =P
    25. Re:It's probably crap. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      > Dogfish Head World Wide Stout (21% ABV)

      Where can I buy this fine product?

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    26. Re:It's probably crap. by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Well, all the beer _I_ brew conforms to the Purity Law. And it only costs me about $A2 per litre.

      --
      What a long, strange trip it's been.
  11. The Perfect Beverage? by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

    I can only imagine this will taste horrible, but in the event that it doesn't, I will probably make this a part of my diet. I like the speed up/slow down combo contained in a JagerBomb (Jagermeister/Red Bull), but doing shots is never good on my stomach. Time to RTFA.

    1. Re:The Perfect Beverage? by justkarl · · Score: 1

      Well, the FA says that it won't really be like beer...It'll have more of a berry like taste.

    2. Re:The Perfect Beverage? by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

      Boo. Berry != Beer. I do like the 6.6% alcohol figure though.

    3. Re:The Perfect Beverage? by reverseengineer · · Score: 1
      Well, most of those "premium malt beverages" like Smirnoff Ice, Bacardi O3, etc. are labeled as "flavored beer." I'll admit that transparency and cloying fruit sweetness are also not characteristics I seek out in beer, but these products are correctly classified as such- at least in the United States. Obviously they don't fly under restrictions like Germany's Purity of Beer Act, but then again, there are a number of real quality brews that get excluded, not because of inferior ingredients, but rather for unusual ones.

      As for "Berry!=Beer," though, give a Belgian-style "framboise" a try- hopefully you'd come to agree that, under the right circumstances, beer is exactly where berries should go.

      --
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    4. Re:The Perfect Beverage? by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

      I actually tried a framboise 2 weeks ago after much raving from my friends. I enjoyed it thoroughly, but it seemed more like a dessert/winter wine than a beer. Or maybe even like some fermented soda. If I was willing to shell out the $8/bottle that the bar wanted, I probably would have had a few. I'll stick to Boddington's.

  12. Obligatory Simpsons by Anti+Frozt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Marge: I'd like a coffee
    Aussie Bartender: Beer it is
    Marge: No, coffee
    Bartender: Beer
    Marge: Cof-fee
    Bartender: Be-er
    Marge: C-O
    Bartender: B-E

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons by jthayden · · Score: 1

      Homer: Hey Apu, give me a six pack of that Skittle Brau.
      Apu: I don not believe such a concoction exists.
      Homer: Than give me a pack of skittles and a six pack.

  13. This is a good first step! by cerebralsugar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if they can just add nicotine to it too I can have all my vices in ONE CAN!

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    1. Re:This is a good first step! by hotdip · · Score: 1

      i couldn't help but notice the total lack of sex from your list of vices.

      oh...right. this is /.

    2. Re:This is a good first step! by ctr2sprt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You think sex is a vice?!

      I think you may be doing it wrong.

    3. Re:This is a good first step! by kfg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh sure, sounds like a good idea at first, but do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a beer lit?

      KFG

    4. Re:This is a good first step! by tod_miller · · Score: 1

      If it had a transparent lid and a set of craps dice that float 8-ball like every time you take a swig, you could gamble with it too!

      Or special editions with mini roulette wheels... ok, no bad idea.

      zwei halbe heffewiezen bitte.

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    5. Re:This is a good first step! by d_p · · Score: 1

      I read an article about some bar that was soaking tobacco leaves in gin and making martinis with it. I like tobacco and I like martinis. But tobacco martinis? I'll try it once... once.

    6. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good first step, but someone else has been doing this for a while.

      http://www.moonshotbeer.com

      They were giving out free samples in Atl, GA. The effects were interesting.

    7. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just my girlfreind's a really tight fit for my genitalia. Hazard of my being hung like a horse, with a 4'10" GF.

    8. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to order some hemp beer with coffeine and nicotine

    9. Re:This is a good first step! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      If sex isn't a vice to you, you're the one doing it wrong.

    10. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you should stop banging 13-year-olds.

    11. Re:This is a good first step! by thewickedmystic · · Score: 1

      There is no wrong way.

      If it isn't a vice, then you are standard.

      If it IS a vice, then you are doing it GREAT!

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    12. Re:This is a good first step! by flogger · · Score: 1

      Sex in a can .

      Don't ask me how I know this. :-)

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    13. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Which is why this should be done with Vodka, or something of that nature. Beer just doesn't have quite enough alcohol to burn very well!

    14. Re:This is a good first step! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      You think sex is a vice?!

      I think you may be doing it wrong.


      It all depends on the grip :)

      [ rimshot ]

    15. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they're so *CUUTE*...

      Whoops, did I say that out loud?

    16. Re:This is a good first step! by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is how they supposedly got sex in the beer...

      Well, maybe not. ^_^

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    17. Re:This is a good first step! by pavon · · Score: 1

      Hehe, you and the moderators just unwittingly made your parent's point. All of the things listed - alchohol, nicotine, caffine, sex - can be vices to people, or they can be positive depending on circumstance. But here on slashdot people are so reactionary against the idea of sex being a bad thing, that people immediately defended sex as not being a vice, but not the others.

    18. Re:This is a good first step! by Celvin · · Score: 1

      A definition of "vice" gotten from the great, big Internet:
      A two-jawed clamp used to hold tools or work in place. Hand vices typically hold smaller tools . Bench vices are used to hold stakes for forming.

      If you mean that this has anything to do with sex, then I don't know...

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    19. Re:This is a good first step! by IAmATuringMachine! · · Score: 1

      Actually, sex is a vice if you're doing it right.

      It's like the old "Do you think sex is dirty? Only if you're doing it right."

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    20. Re:This is a good first step! by Malc · · Score: 1

      I can't can't believe you managed to slip a rimshot in at the end there you dirty bugger!

    21. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like a buggerer!

    22. Re:This is a good first step! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      so, how many geeks does it take to screw in a beer?

    23. Re:This is a good first step! by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I can't can't believe you managed to slip a rimshot in at the end there you dirty bugger!

      Why, how long do you wait before making a rimshot?

      Foreplay is everything.

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    24. Re:This is a good first step! by WiggyWack · · Score: 1
      Now if they can just add nicotine to it too I can have all my vices in ONE CAN!

      How are they going to fit whores in a can?

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    25. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like the great big Internet didn't give you the right definition. Maybe you should check the great, big Dictionary.

    26. Re:This is a good first step! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1
        1. An evil, degrading, or immoral practice or habit.
        2. A serious moral failing.
        3. Wicked or evil conduct or habits; corruption.
      1. Sexual immorality, especially prostitution.
        1. A slight personal failing; a foible: the vice of untidiness.
        2. A flaw or imperfection; a defect.
      2. A physical defect or weakness.
      3. An undesirable habit, such as crib-biting, in a domestic animal.
        1. Vice A character representing generalized or particular vice in English morality plays.
        2. A jester or buffoon.

      4. ---

        The type of sex I enjoy certainly fits at least one of the above.
    27. Re:This is a good first step! by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1

      It would be far too easy to make a joke about the size of your penis, so instead I'll just make this remark and thereby demonstrate my moral superiority. While still making the joke.

    28. Re:This is a good first step! by IndigoZenith · · Score: 1

      "Whore in a Can", this definately sounds like a family product.

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    29. Re:This is a good first step! by object88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh sure, sounds like a good idea at first, but do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a beer lit?

      Perhaps you might care for a Nicotini instead?

    30. Re:This is a good first step! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they did it in american pie....

    31. Re:This is a good first step! by swtaarrs · · Score: 1

      Without sex the human race would die off. Sex is a necessary biological function.

    32. Re:This is a good first step! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Janet Weiss: Tight as a vice, and twice as nice.

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  14. Stimulants and Depressants together at last! by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yay!

    I'll stick to Irish Coffee.

    1. Re:Stimulants and Depressants together at last! by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll stick to Irish Coffee.

      My personal choice as well.

      The great thing about mixing stimulants and depressants is that when someone passes out they keep twitching. Talk about the life of the party.

      KFG

    2. Re:Stimulants and Depressants together at last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The great thing about mixing stimulants and depressants is that when someone passes out they keep twitching. Talk about the life of the party.

      dammit, i knew i shouldn't have wasted the last of my mod points so early this morning. funny stuff.

    3. Re:Stimulants and Depressants together at last! by flyingsquid · · Score: 1

      "You got beer in my coffee!" "You got coffee in my beer!" You know, I've always felt a hole inside of me, some need I could not fill. At now at last, I know what it is.

  15. Programmers Rejoice! by farlcow · · Score: 0

    Finally, a super beverage that can give you the spins and the jitters all in one serving!

  16. Irish Coffee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the ultimate combination of alcohol and caffene.

  17. great... belligerent drunks that stay up all night by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 4, Funny

    at least you used to be able to count on somebody passing out...

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  18. Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 3, Funny

    As an inhabitant of a country that makes great beers, I have to say I find this highly appaling.

    You might wonder why I even care - after all, that beer is not exported to Europe and we can still drink our own (beerlike) beer. There's just one problem - the Football WC (you call it soccer...)

    Stupid FIFA has a contract with an American beer producer. Guess which. That means we can only buy American beer in the stadion.

    Someone from Europe who's pissed at piss...

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    1. Re:Americans and Beer by Ingolfke · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess now you'll just have more energy for the riots after the game.

    2. Re:Americans and Beer by BlowChunx · · Score: 1

      As an inhabitant of a country that makes great beers, I have to say I find this highly appaling.

      Generally I am not a spelling nazi, but did you mean appalling or appealing?

    3. Re:Americans and Beer by bludstone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      American microbreweries are great.

      Not all american beers are the crappy bud chains. There are plenty of fantastic brews available stateside.

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    4. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      appalling

      You'd think that was obvious, but no... ;]

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    5. Re: Americans and Beer by Homebrewed · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for you. I live in Oregon (U$A), and in my town, we can get a pint of locally-brewed stout or IPA at a baseball game.

      Maybe you folks should organize a beer boycott at the football games until the vendors start stocking Real Ale.

    6. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Glad to hear it. I wonder why the big brands can't seem to produce anything worthwile. It's not like it's very difficult...

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    7. Re:Americans and Beer by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      "As an inhabitant of a country that makes great beers"

      You sound dutch or flemmish (sp?)

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    8. Re:Americans and Beer by Cylar · · Score: 1

      My condolences, then, to you and all the other soccer fans who are forced to drink the piss many call beer over here. Do the Europeans actually consume the stuff, or do they just smuggle the good stuff into the stadium?

      I myself am a microbrew kinda guy, and won't go neer the stuff they put out. I will most likely try this new stuff, if for no other reason than to say I tried it, but I don't have high hopes. The last thing the market needs is more girly beer, but I guess Anheuser wanted to get some of that action.

    9. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why we American's invented airplane bottles and Texas sized belts. Combine the two and you've got cheap alcohol in stadiums. If you to drink want beer for the taste, Americans invented televisions which go well with the Eurpoean invention, crowded bars.

    10. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Someone from Europe who's pissed at piss..

      Well, it's good to be pissed while your pissed, even if you've got drink piss to get pissed. Man I gotta take a leak...

    11. Re:Americans and Beer by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      As an inhabitant of a country that makes great beers, I have to say I find this highly appaling.

      You might wonder why I even care - after all, that beer is not exported to Europe and we can still drink our own (beerlike) beer. There's just one problem - the Football WC (you call it soccer...)

      Stupid FIFA has a contract with an American beer producer. Guess which. That means we can only buy American beer in the stadion.


      So many things wrong with this (typically) ignorant post.
      1) Budweiser sucks. Lots of Americans know it just as well as you Europeans. That doesn't mean all American beer sucks. Sam Adams makes some great beers, and there are literally hundreds of other small brewers around that do not make the watered-down piss of Anheiser-Busch.

      2) Don't get all high and mighty - Budweiser sells pretty damned well in Europe, despite the fact that you guys "know how to make beer." So obviously there's quite a few people who would prefer to drink piss in Europe, as well as in the US. I wish I had some time to google the best-selling beers in Europe, because I know crap like Budweiser is most likely top ten.

      3) What's a stadion?

    12. Re:Americans and Beer by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The big brands make what people like to drink, simply.

      The majority of beer drinkers here in the states want something weak and tasteless that they can knock back ASAP and reach for another, thus accellerating their progression towards getting totally pissed (or at least pleasantly buzzed). Or at least this is what my friends and roommates have infromed me after asking how the hell they stand to drink the tan water that passes for beer here.

      Now granted, I can see the reasnong behind wanting a not-strong/overpowering beer perhaps with food...but my idea of that is Harp or Newcastle, not Bud piss -in-a-bottle Light

      (Disclaimer: I'm a college student)
      (Disclaimer 2: I drink imported, microbrew, or nothing)

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    13. Re:Americans and Beer by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps a Leek?

    14. Re:Americans and Beer by OmniVector · · Score: 0

      because they're appealing to the mass market. just like pretty much every indie band is better than the britneyspears shit forced down our throats, so are the microbreweries better than the macrobreweries

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    15. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot, it was a light hearted joke at your stupid ignorance.

      BTW, I live in America and don't drink anything produced by AB, there are so many real beers to be had. But go ahead and push your dumb stereotype, that's so European.

    16. Re:Americans and Beer by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I wonder why the big brands can't seem to produce anything worthwile. It's not like it's very difficult..."

      Well, the US had a history of great beers....all the different techniques were brought over with the immigrants of the early days. However, prohibition killed most all of it off.

      When prohibition was repealed...only a few breweries survived enough in tact to start brewing again...and they had to cut costs..so, adding rice and other adjuncts came into vogue.

      Well, over the next hundred years or so, in the US, this was the only thing most people knew as beer. Remember, we can be pretty isolated from the world...and before imports started coming in...most people didn't know anything else was beer. And to this day...most people don't have the pallet to drink the stronger flavored beers. The stuff here is meant to be drunk very ice cold, and fast...not sipped and savored.

      But, slowly and surely...it is getting a bit better. We have Abita beer down here in NOLA that is mass produced and have some good ones...3 brewpubs make some good stuff...etc. Most major cities have brewpubs where you can get some good beer and food.

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    17. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the Football WC (you call it soccer...)

      Apparently you do too according to your nick...

    18. Re:Americans and Beer by duckpoopy · · Score: 1

      When I was in England I saw a lot of kids drinking Budweiser... Or did I hallucinate?

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    19. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except that the Budweiser in Europe is more likely to be the one from Europe, which has no relation to the American beer or company.

    20. Re:Americans and Beer by seanmckay · · Score: 1

      Rice and other adjuncts were also added because of shortages during WWII, and because of a deliberate marketing decision: the big breweries thought that lighter beers would appeal more to the largely female wartime workforce. They just didn't switch back after the war.

    21. Re:Americans and Beer by sbryant · · Score: 1

      Stupid FIFA has a contract with an American beer producer. Guess which. That means we can only buy American beer in the stadion.

      Actually, the Germans are really pissed off at the whole thing. They are quite possibly the world leaders at making good beer, and people want to be able to get their local favourite at the games.

      That's not the whole story either - the stupid FIFA have another contract with a certain American fast food maker. The problem is that nobody else is allowed to sell food, and not everybody wants crappy hamburgers.

      For those who've not been around Europe: there are many varying very tasty snacks made in the various regions, and they are invariably much healthier than the above-mentioned fast food.

      -- Steve

    22. Re:Americans and Beer by Celvin · · Score: 1
      The big brands make what people like to drink, simply.
      This is actually not true. The big corporations make what they can make the most profit on. The Busch-people has simply made something cheap that most people can drink, and then pours money into marketing, big commercials, sponsoring football-tournaments and bribing stores to place a lot of their beer in a prominent place. This makes buying Bud a simple, safe decision. People generally avoid complicated ones when they can, and this way they can let their subconsciousness decide for them.

      I've don't care for teaching people "the error of their ways" and trying to force them into stop drinking Bud or whatever, but I try not to serve it in my home...

      And to keep this slightly on topic: I think caffeinated beer is a horrible idea! What kind of moron would inflict this uppon the world???

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    23. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of good American Beers. I've introduced several of my European friends to wonderful American brews, even by the hated Anheuser-Busch company. A quick rundown for any vistors.

      Amber Bach: Brewed by Michelob, owned by Anheuser-Busch. Best beer in the world for it's price.

      Anything by Sam Adams.

      Killians Irish Red: If you're at a bar and everything else is crap, Killians can rescue you.

      Shiner Bach: Only available in Southern US states, brewed in Texas.

      Sierra Nevada Pale Ale: Available out west, it's good not great.

      Most Micro-brews

      Basically anything on tap that doesn't have a "Light" alternative (excluding Sam Adams)

    24. Re:Americans and Beer by ozbird · · Score: 1

      As an inhabitant of a country that makes great beers, I have to say I find this highly appaling.

      I take it you've never tried American beer - anything that hides the taste (what little of it there is) can only be an improvement.

      Okay, I did encounter one surprisingly good beer in the US - a local wheat beer at a restaurant at Clearwater Beach, near Tampa, Florida. I don't remember the brand, but it might have been "Ybor Gold".

    25. Re:Americans and Beer by EtherBoo · · Score: 1

      You know, I can't even say that all imports are good, like Hieneken. Now, I've been informed that overseas, Hieneken is a whole different beer with a larger alchohol content, but here, its trash. I've come to the conclusion that if you can walk into 5 bars within a 10 mile radius, and find any particular beer in each, it probably sucks.

    26. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately the 'crappy bud chains' are the ones with the money to sponsor stadia.
      I'll have to do some investigation into whether we can get some of US microbrewery beers here in the UK; Budweiser et al are bloody awful but are sold absolutely everywhere.

    27. Re:Americans and Beer by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      that beer is not exported to Europe

      Technically, you are right. But the spirit of your comment is wrong, wrong, wrong.

      Both in the UK and on the continent, there are contract brewers making American swill for consumption by Europeans. There has been a 20 year trend of the closing of small breweries (particularly in Germany) and market trends show that the youth are drinking American swill if they drink beer at all.

      Sales numbers don't lie. And it's fairly well publicized information in industry press. That doesn't mean that American mass market beer is better. Far from it. What it means is that European youth are getting almost as stupid as the American consumer.

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    28. Re:Americans and Beer by jimmyfergus · · Score: 1

      American microbreweries can be pretty good (especially compared to the shit from the big breweries), but I think they're alienating a lot of the drinking public because they haven't worked out how to moderate hoppyness and make more drinkable brews which are still interesting.

      It's all a matter of taste, but the attitude seems to be "hops are good, so more hops are better". Similarly with other flavours, hence beers frequently have novelty ingredients or features.

      I love to visit the UK, where the small breweries try to produce beers that are interesting, tasty, and slip down a treat. They differentiate themselves subtly (Mmmm, Nethergates Umbel Ale). Most US microbrews are fine for half a pint, but become more and more difficult to drink after that (not to mention the sore head they give me with even moderate intake).

      Yeah, this is just my personal taste (and sensitivity to impurities), but interest and drinkability are not incompatible goals.

    29. Re:Americans and Beer by johnjay · · Score: 1

      a) I apologize for the dozen or so Buds I've had in my day, supporting this American hegemony. While I'm at it, sorry about going to Disneyland once.
      b) If your ever in the states, and can find Dogfish Head (sp? maybe Dog Fish Head), you should try it. That brewer makes a worthwhile alternative to the Great Beers of Europe.
      c) I was going to say "They wouldn't advertise if it wasn't profitable.", but that's not really the point is it? Just because some louts don't care what they drink, doesn't mean you should suffer for it. Boycott the stadiums until they diversify their choices. There must be a local pub which has the right combination of like-minded fans and palatable potables.
      d) A-B's marketting clout will (hopefully) weaken as Americans continue to turn to better beer. I know that's kind of like waiting for Microsoft to go bankrupt, but, from what I've seen, there's a marked shift in America from slightly dirty water to real, enjoyable beer.

    30. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't Sam Adams made by another brewer like schlitz? Could Sam Adams just be a *marketer* and not an actual company?

    31. Re:Americans and Beer by The+Mgt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except that the Budweiser in Europe is more likely to be the one from Europe
      From the Czech Republic. My default beer, and very nice it is. AFAIK in most of Europe the Czech brew is Budweiser and the Anheuser-Busch stuff is called something else.

    32. Re:Americans and Beer by Noofus · · Score: 1

      Prohibition was repealed only about 75 years ago...

      The rice in beer was started in WWII partially because barley was scares and rice was cheap. As another poster said, it would also appeal to the home-front female workers since it was "lighter". They just never switched back.

    33. Re:Americans and Beer by orim · · Score: 1

      "American microbreweries are great"

      Sure they are. If you want a horribly bitter IPA style beer no matter what it says on the label, then yes, they're great.

      I love my Pilsners... and I have yet to try an American Pilsner that isn't really an IPA. It's sooooo disappointing.

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    34. Re:Americans and Beer by Creepy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's more to it than that.

      US law prohibited small breweries before 1977. In 1977 that law was overturned (or repealed or something of that sort) and microbreweries and brewing in the home was permitted for the first time since pre-prohibition. That meant large breweries (the only ones allowed) had ~50 years to change US tastes to a cheap, bitter, rice-based wheat lager in a market they basically had a monopoly over (you had several choices from some core breweries, but they all were basically the same).

      Microbreweries didn't take off until the mid-to-late 1980s and the reputation was their beers were bad - and to American US mass brewery tastes, they were right.

      Most drinkers start in late high school or early college. Because those are generally lean times financially, the cheapest swill that does the job is chosen. That, of course, is usually the stuff put out by the largest breweries. Even after college, it's hard to turn down 2-for-1 taps for $1 when imports and microbrews go for $5 or more each at the same bar.

      Incidentally, and ironically in a way, the custom-brewed beers (in my case, Leinenkeugel's Red) put out by major breweries were my gateway to imports and other quality beers (though I did have a Pete's Wicked Ale long before that, but nobody, including me, liked it). I also no longer like wheat lagers at all... ok, I admit there's a German wheat lager I like (it's like drinking bread), but that's it.

    35. Re:Americans and Beer by bludstone · · Score: 1

      Heh. I, of course, think novelty beers are a riot.

      Had a pumpkin beer recently. I was shocked at how good it was. Thought it would be a rancid, 5$ experiment in how not to make a beer, but it proved to be tasty, and have the sweet/smooth effect that fruity beers often do.

      Although I'll agree with you on the half-a-pint rule. Im not a heavy drinker, so this doesnt affect me :)

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    36. Re:Americans and Beer by goodydot · · Score: 1

      And don't forget about Fosters. Not ALL the bad beer comes from America. I sure could use a Toohey's Old, though.

    37. Re:Americans and Beer by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Interesting
      To be fair, not all European beers are good. Heineken is like the Microsoft of beers: it's a lousy product, but it's ubiquitous because of great marketing.

      An interesting thing I've noticed in travels is that third world countries, no matter how screwed up everything else is, seem to be able to put out a national beer. I think the national brewery was about the only thing that actually worked well in Madagascar. Says something about humanity's priorities. If we were in some post-apocalyptic Mad Max kind of a future, you can bet the breweries would still be going. Not that this is a bad thing.

    38. Re:Americans and Beer by hotspotbloc · · Score: 2, Funny
      Stupid FIFA has a contract with an American beer producer. Guess which. That means we can only buy American beer in the stadium.

      Finally an explaination to all those football riots!

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    39. Re:Americans and Beer by elgrinner · · Score: 1

      Stadion is German for Stadium.
      I mean importing beer to the Soccer World Cup which is taking place in a country that makes the best beer seems pretty stupid and insulting... I mean Soccer and good beer go hand in hand! Shame on the Fifa!

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    40. Re:Americans and Beer by omarques · · Score: 0

      You guys are lucky... Thanks to the increase of violence between some stupid football fans, for some years now, in Brazil, we're not allowed to buy "real" beer in stadiums, just the non-alcohol crap.

    41. Re:Americans and Beer by leshert · · Score: 1

      Sales numbers don't lie. And it's fairly well publicized information in industry press. That doesn't mean that American mass market beer is better. Far from it. What it means is that European youth are getting almost as stupid as the American consumer.

      I was with you until the last sentence.

      It's not that European youth are getting stupider; it's that the corporations are now bringing the same well-planned, psychologically-backed advertising and marketing to Europe now. It's easy to say "stupid consumer", but you should see the amount of research that goes into predicting and modelling consumer behavior in order to build these campaigns.

      It's not that the American or European consumers are inherently stupid. The people who create marketing campaigns have done enough research to find the weaknesses in the general population's psychological makeup (everyone has them), and are hitting it with everything they've got.

      What scares me is that the politicians are noticing.

    42. Re:Americans and Beer by ihaddsl · · Score: 1

      if you make it to chicagoland you should try goose island, they brew a good pils (not to mention their other fine brews)

      http://www.gooseisland.com/beers/beers.html

    43. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Budweiser is not Budweiser.

      The original Budweiser is from Budweis, Czechia. It's considered a light lady's beer there, but it's not light in taste, only alcohol. The beer known in the US as Budweiser is a rip-off. Basically, they just stole the name (it wasn't copyrighted, same thing as with LotR I suppose...)

      Besides, we (= continental europe) joke about the brits drinking their beer warm all the time. Of course they deny it. But when we think of beer, we don't necessarily think of the UK ;)

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    44. Re:Americans and Beer by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      Stadion is German for Stadium.

      Ah. Whoops.

      I mean importing beer to the Soccer World Cup which is taking place in a country that makes the best beer seems pretty stupid and insulting... I mean Soccer and good beer go hand in hand! Shame on the Fifa!

      Agreed. I especially hate when ANY beer company "sponsers" a sporting event and you can subsequently not purchase any OTHER type of beer. Especially at a soccer game in Germany, you should have your choice of whatever beer you like, whether it be the beer-flavored water of St Louis or not.

      It doesn't say much for Bud that they have to be the only beer in the stadium to sell well, does it?

    45. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Close. German.

      I'd like to use this opportunity to say that many other countries produce excellent beers as well.

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    46. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Hm. Most people here that wanna get loaded real quick just buy stuff like Jaegermeister or really cheap rum or whiskey. And if they wanna get loaded even faster, they mix cheap beer and booze - they hold the beer glass and the shot in the same hand, the shot glass is held between the index and the middle finger, and then they drink from both at once. Gets you loaded real fast I suppose. Never tried it myself.

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    47. Re:Americans and Beer by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      That sucks. But then I suppose we need it more than you do. After all, even if your players don't play well, at least they play entertaining. Often enough, ours play both shitty and in a boring way, too...

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    48. Re:Americans and Beer by jthayden · · Score: 1

      Drop the whiskey shot in the beer and drink immediately. Its called a Boilermaker here.

    49. Re:Americans and Beer by Khelder · · Score: 1

      I'll throw out some of my favorites, too:

      Anchor Steam Ale. Amber, with just the right amount of hops (IMHO). My favorite beer. Based in San Francisco, but available in many parts of the US.

      Anchor Steam Porter. If you want something on the dark side, but not as heavy as Guiness.

      Kirin Ichiban. One of the lightest beers I like.

      Pyramid beers, esp. the Apricot Ale, which is one of my favorite summer beers.

      I'll second the Sam Adams and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale recommendations.

      Alaskan Amber Ale. Only ever saw it in the Seattle area, but have been looking for it ever since. Yum.

    50. Re:Americans and Beer by SEE · · Score: 1

      Budweiser in Britain is the American stuff.

    51. Re:Americans and Beer by lothar97 · · Score: 1
      It's not just beer that Americans like to drink weak as well- coffee as well. We prefer to get the buzz over the taste. This applies equally to coffee and beer.

      It's not that things are marketed to the population because that's what the want, it's because that's what the market has been providing for so long, everyone is used to it. How else can you explain marketing beer because it makes you a man, and not taste? (the beer in questions tastes like piss). This also explains why instant coffee is so popular, and why Folger's brags about their "flavor crystals." Last time I checked coffee beans, there were no "flavor crystals."

      Simply put, American tastes have been dulled by years through marketing, and most people don't know any better.

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    52. Re:Americans and Beer by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      At the moment, my fridge is stocked with Sam Adam's Octoberfest...

      The main reason for this is that most "imports" are brewed on American soil, under license from foriegn breweries. This is essentially the same thing that the Guinness brewery does, as it is the sole producer of Anheiser-Busch products in Europe. Ironically, the drink of choice amongst kids in Ireland at the moment is Bud Ice.

      Don't bother drinking imports in the US, there are plenty of excellent beers brewed locally. Check out Bell's in Michigan, they make an excellent Red Lager, a superb double-cream stout, and a few others. Other notables are the obvious, Samuel Adams, Goose Island, and Berghoff. I include Berghoff because they make a great dark. It's also cheaper than most of those "expensive" beers. Colorado is also the home of a couple none-huge breweries that produce a quality brew.

      If you want good imports, stick with Paulaner, Tetley's (goodness is debatable), and Stella Artois. I've had a few cases of skunky Newcastle, the clear bottles don't help the cause. American brewed "imports" are also decent, Warsteiner, Harp, Bass, and Guinness.

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    53. Re:Americans and Beer by HundredthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Actually, you can buy Shiner BOCK at grocery stores and bars in the good ole midwest. I live in *cough* Nebraska. IT woudl be interesting to see what the label on a bottle of Shiner Bach would look like. A composer with a black eye maybe?

    54. Re:Americans and Beer by csteinle · · Score: 1

      I believe the UK is the only place where they can BOTH be legally called Budweiser.

    55. Re:Americans and Beer by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Budwieser in Britain is both. As far as I am aware, it's the only place where both can call themselves Budweiser.

      Bud (as opposed to Budvar) is still the more popular of the two, though.

    56. Re:Americans and Beer by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Boddingtons and Guinness (Draught and Ex-stout) are my drinks of choice at the moment. The local grocery store carries Warsteiner but I havent tried it yet. Worth a shot would you say?

      St. Georges and Sweetwater (mport and domestic respectively) make two of my favorite porters

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    57. Re:Americans and Beer by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Well, where I live (largest city in the state) It's alot easier to buy beer at a supermarket (especially if you're underaged) than get anything at a liquor store, as the supermarket may or may not card you while the liquor store usually will.

      Plus for the cost of a bottle of bourbon (Let's say 20$US) one can get quite a bit of bud or miller or other cheap beer

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    58. Re:Americans and Beer by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      There's a brewery in Asheville NC that produces some good stuff, notably an oatmeal stout that I adore; name of the place is Highland Brewing, heard of it?

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    59. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd add Great Lakes Brewing Co. to that list. Their Edmund Fitzgerald is a great porter and their Dortmunder Gold will satisfy you light-beer drinking buddies.

    60. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give Goose Island's Pils a try, it sure as hell is a lot closer to a real pilsner than anything else I've tried.

    61. Re:Americans and Beer by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      1)Czech Budweiser is sold in US as "Czechvar" (at Trader's Joe, I think) because of the trademark dispute. It is strong and good. Bit on the sweeter side amongst lagers.

      2) There is Hydrogen-"carbonated" beer available in Japan. You voice will sound very funny high for short while if you breathe a low viscosity gas like hydrogen or helium. The purpose of hydrogen in this beer is to alow guys singing the woman parts in Karaoke.

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    62. Re:Americans and Beer by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      stadion (n) - A massive elemental particle generated by certain sporting events that reacts adversely with the human brain, causing anger and belligerent behavior.

    63. Re:Americans and Beer by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      I get a real kick out of the Coors Light commercials. "Because America likes cold beer," or some such is their slogan. I'd rather have Kid Rock on again surrounded by scantily clad hot chicks.

      Anyway, they something to the effect of "Competitor beer is heat pasturized, Coors Light is cold-brewed." Yeah. And Coors is also heat pasturized . If they didn't pasturize their beers, more Americans that drink the putrid stuff would have the worst gas...

      Now, I'm not saying that unpasturized stuff sucks. In fact, some of my favorite beer is unpasturized and unfiltered. Yeast in the bottom of the bottle and everything. I'm just ranting about Coor's lying through omission.

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    64. Re:Americans and Beer by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Well, where I live, I can buy beer just about anywhere. Oh wait! I'm 24. I don't care if they card me.

      Besides, you have your own problems if you can't find someone old enough to buy for you.

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    65. Re:Americans and Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course no one in Australia actually drinks Fosters - it all goes to the export market and the tourists.

    66. Re:Americans and Beer by nicholasharbour · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but I believe kirin ichiban is japanese.

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    67. Re:Americans and Beer by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I actually do know. I fucking despised my marketing classes. Too much devious shit.

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    68. Re:Americans and Beer by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      God, you're making me want a Turbodog right now...

    69. Re:Americans and Beer by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Germany also has a lot of high quality beers, I'm dutch myself and have drunk a wide variety of good beers from the Netherlands and surrounding countries.

      Me favourite is La Chouffe, a nice herb beer from Belgium.

      Personally, most german beers are a little too heady for me, but I still think they are high-quality.

      American beer sucks though, it's like drinking pee through a straw.

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    70. Re:Americans and Beer by ebbe11 · · Score: 1
      There are plenty of fantastic brews available stateside.

      Amen to that. A local store has begun carrying a few of Brooklyn Brewery's beers. They are very, very good.

      BTW I live in Denmark :-)

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    71. Re:Americans and Beer by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Hieneken isn't very good in Australia, either. I just think it isn't very good beer at all.

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    72. Re:Americans and Beer by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Yeah - Toohey's Old isn't too bad.

      Damn! I was going to go to bed, but all this talk of beer makes me think I could just slip out to the shed and pull myself another pint of homebrew Pils.

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    73. Re:Americans and Beer by kazzaerexys · · Score: 1

      Not to be picky, but what do you mean by a wheat lager? Every wheat beer I have ever had (Belgians, German weizens, and so forth) is an ale, i.e. top-fermented. American piss-water beers are all bastardizations of Pilsners, a light hoppy lager (bottom-fermented and stored--laagered---cold).

      CJW

    74. Re:Americans and Beer by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I admit, most of the wheat beers I've had are Pilsners of some kind (typically brewed as a lager, not an ale, though I've had a Pilsner ale once). Ales generally don't keep as well as lagers, so I'm guessing that is why I don't see many imported wheat ales (and humorously, Bud advertises their 'born on date' when lagers already skank much slower than ales). I've never had a Belgian and I don't think even a German weizen (at least not by that name), nor have I seen them available in any import section of any liquor stores... probably because they needed more room for Old swill and Blatz (yeah, we have all the 'quality' beers in my neck of the woods).

  19. Guano? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Funny
    it will contain caffeine, guarana, and ginseng.

    At first glance I thought I saw "guano" in there...

    1. Re:Guano? by DrWhizBang · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anheiser-Busch? I'm afraid guano is the best we could hope for.

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    2. Re:Guano? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Might as well be guano. Same chance of me drinking it, guano or guarana. (guarana is maybe polite way to say guano in mixed company?)

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    3. Re:Guano? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And at first taste you'll be sure it does.

  20. wheee! by dirvish · · Score: 1

    That will go great with my 'tequilla and red bull.' Now I can really party all night. Don't expect it to taste good if it comes from Anheuser-Bush though.

    1. Re:wheee! by kraut · · Score: 1

      It can't be much worse than tequila and redbull, really, can it?

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  21. This reminds me of both Simpsons and Futurama... by Exocet · · Score: 5, Funny

    My first real thought, however, due to the distributor was, "gross."

    Immediately following that, though, I thought of a Simpsons episode, then a Futurama episode:

    Homer: Uh, yeah. I need something that will keep me awake, alert, and reckless all night long.
    Clerk: Well, Congress is racing back to Washington to outlaw these. [puts a bottle of pills on the counter]
    Homer: [takes bottle] Sold!
    [downs most of the pills on the spot]
    Clerk: Hey, you can't take that many pep pills at once.
    Homer: No problem, I'll balance it out with a bottle of sleeping pills. [takes another generous helping of pills]
    -- "Maximum Homerdrive"

    Fry: I'm never going to get used to the 31st century. [He points to his breakfast.] Caffinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
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  22. Caffeinated Beer Becomes a Reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lol, the headline sounds like a dream has finally come true.

    Wait, this is /., so there are probably a lot of people here who actually dreamed about caffeinated beer.

    Prost!

  23. Not a new thing... by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Informative
    MoonShot Beer!

    MoonShot contains the maximum amount of caffeine allowed by law: 45mg per twelve-ounce serving. Since this is a moderate level (a cup of coffee contains 70mg), we have formulated MoonShot to be light-bodied, smooth and therefore uncommonly drinkable.

    I've tried MoonShot... It's not bad, but not great. Little bit of caffeine tang, like Krank2O or Water Joe, but better masked by the beer. Tastes kinda like Rolling Rock. Weak, in other words.

    If you want caffeine with your alcohol, go for irish coffee

    -T

    1. Re:Not a new thing... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I would think that most of the porters that have a slight coffee taste, and have coffee in their ingredients, would have some caffeine. So in theory, I agree that this is nothing new.

      Marketroids just got ahold of it though. Wait until they here about this Internet thingie...

    2. Re:Not a new thing... by RupW · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Also, Dark Star Espresso Stout:
      Specially blended and ground
      espresso coffee beans are
      added to the copper along with
      the late hops to produce this
      dark, rich stout.
      I had a half of this at CAMRA's 2004 beer festival in London and it was pretty good. (But there were hundreds of beers to try.)
    3. Re:Not a new thing... by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's been a malt liquor energy drink for sale around here... can looks like an orange battery. So, no, this isn't new, but it certainly is a first from a major brewer (let's see what SAB/Miller does).

      Considering myself an epicurean when it comes to alcohol, I cannot recommend Chouffe Coffee liqueur highly enough. It's loads better than Kahlua and actually tastes like coffee, imagine that.

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    4. Re:Not a new thing... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Here in Vancouver there is (was?) a pub in Gastown that sold a micro-brew coffee porter. It was excellent and no yuppy brewskie lite. A good beer for those who Guinness on the light side.

    5. Re:Not a new thing... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be "If you want alcohol with your caffeine"?

    6. Re:Not a new thing... by garbletext · · Score: 1

      Bell's has a beer called java stout. As with every bell's, it is fantastic, if a little heavy. It tastes like about half coffee. They also have a porter called mocha porter that does not have coffee in it, but tastes like it. Anyone in the midwest who has not tried bell's, you're missing out on a fantastic beermaker.

    7. Re:Not a new thing... by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      One of the best stouts I've ever had was an "Espresso Stout" served at a John Harvards brewery in Cambridge Massachusetts (USA). It had some caffeine due to the espresso beans. Fantastic stuff though. Thick and heavy, with a pleasant aftertaste. Mmmm..

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    8. Re:Not a new thing... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I'll second the Bells statement. I lived in OH for a time and they had Bells regularly. NYC... not so much.

      Oberon? Mmmmm.....

    9. Re:Not a new thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's plenty of prior art!

      http://www.lakefrontbrewery.com/meetbeer.asp

      Fuel Cafe Stout by Lakefront brewery. I'm not sure if it has caffine, but it certainly tastes like coffee and beer mixed together. I don't drink it. But you can find the labels in my feature film located here: http://www.veganfilm.com/

    10. Re:Not a new thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a bar near my house that has Oberon on tap now. Oh, man, going to that bar leaves me broke every time.

    11. Re:Not a new thing... by six809 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, missed that one. Probably because I spent most of my time around the Wales & West stall :)

    12. Re:Not a new thing... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Yes, since stouts (and many porters) are coffee-based, they will all have both caffeine and the flavor. Why this, and MoonShot, are different, is that they're not coffee-based, nor coffee-flavored.

    13. Re:Not a new thing... by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Might I add to the list of dual-purpose alcohol/caffienated beverages an Espresso Martini?

      Recipies at: http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink3374.html

      Although I prefer the one described here: http://www.rftstl.com/issues/2002-10-23/drink.html

      Which is basically:
      1 Espresso
      1 Kaluha
      1 Frangelico
      2 Vanilla Vodka
      (YMMV) - Happy drinking!

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    14. Re:Not a new thing... by Noofus · · Score: 1

      Its probably similar to Cafe Rica. I brought back a bottle of this from Costa Rica last month. Its quite good, much much better than Kahlua

    15. Re:Not a new thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither stouts nor porters are generally "coffee-based". They may have some coffee flavors due to the roasted malts, but actual coffee is a novelty ingredient present in only a few, and even in those, the "base" of the beer is still malt.

    16. Re:Not a new thing... by sirshannon · · Score: 1

      Most cool bars and restaurants around here have a "Shot in the Dark" (aka "Irish Speedballs")which is a doubleshot of espresso poured onto a pint of Guinness. DAMN good. The bitter in each seems to disappear and the result is a sweet dark chocolate flavor.

    17. Re:Not a new thing... by rgoree · · Score: 1

      Redhook used to have Doubleblack Stout, brewed with Starbucks espresso, unfortunately discontinued in 2002.

    18. Re:Not a new thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there's any significant amount of caffeine in it, but Dogfish Head's coffee-containing Chicory Stout is pretty tasty.

    19. Re:Not a new thing... by fermion · · Score: 1
      That is what I was thinking. Any sane person would just put a shot of whisky in a glass of coke or a cup of coffee. That is what I do.

      There was some talk that american beer was basically watered alcohol because americans just wanted to get drunk and could not take a full bodied beer. I have seen this in the bars, and did not understand why people did not just do shots of whiskey, vodka, rum, tequilla, aguardiente, or whatever. Again, that is the effecient way to get drunk.

      I really believe that some people, who have no problem drinking beer until they are unable to move, have a moral objection to the 'hard stuff'.

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  24. You call that beer?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word: Reinheitsgebot

  25. I can't believe this appeared... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...before a mass-market Skittlebrau.

    Perhaps we need an award like the X-Prize to whomever comes up with a viable, tasty beer with candy floating in it.

  26. This is old idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And i thought Vonnegut's granddad thought of putting caffeine in beer first.

  27. The reason that "Smirnoff Ice" is popular... by garcia · · Score: 1

    The reason that Smirnoff Ice is popular is because it tastes like lemon-lime pop and it gets girls loaded.

    While another citrus malt-beverage wasn't going to turn any heads in this market a ginseng/caffeine alternative probably isn't either.

    Nothing like supporting the dangers of mixing an upper and a downer together. Yeah plenty of people drink Jagerbombs and coffee after drinking but it isn't marketed in the same drink.

    I'll stick to beer and I have a feeling that my fiance will stick to SI.

    1. Re:The reason that "Smirnoff Ice" is popular... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a lucky man, my fiance on the other hand insists on using imperial units :/

      Turbo Smorgreff

  28. To paraphrase Mike Myers by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 2, Funny

    If it's made by Anheiser Busch, it's CRAP!

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    1. Re:To paraphrase Mike Myers by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Now it's piss. Any wonder why they still keep Clydesdales around?

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    2. Re:To paraphrase Mike Myers by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think horse piss would have more flavor.

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    3. Re:To paraphrase Mike Myers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be that as it may, I'm not planning on taste-testing either...

  29. Possibly not the best marketing slogan by Alranor · · Score: 1
    Or is it?

    B to the E power


    Hmmm
  30. Oh great... by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holding onto the bed so you don't fall off, just *trying* to get to sleep...

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  31. Oh, Sweet Jesus with a Urinal Cake by Spencerian · · Score: 5, Funny

    As if beer doesn't make you pee enough!

    B/E! Now you can piss like the mighty Mississipp!!

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    1. Re:Oh, Sweet Jesus with a Urinal Cake by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Can't buy it. Only rent it.

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    2. Re:Oh, Sweet Jesus with a Urinal Cake by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      I had the occasion long ago to attend a hockey game in the luxury suite of a Miller distributor. The term he used was, "goes in Miller, comes out Bud."

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    3. Re:Oh, Sweet Jesus with a Urinal Cake by freqres · · Score: 1

      Then filtered to Dasani?

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  32. Just curious about the effects... by dubdays · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know how this would actually make you feel? I mean, think about it:

    alcohol is a depressant
    caffeine is a stimulant

    Therefore, it would seem that combining the two would make you feel like complete and utter crap. Does anyone have any experience?

    1. Re:Just curious about the effects... by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Therefore, it would seem that combining the two would make you feel like complete and utter crap. Does anyone have any experience?

      Ever heard of Irish Coffee? It is the wonderdrink - the alcohol lubricates you, and the caffeine (much more than this) wakes you up. Plus, the whipped cream tickles your nose.

    2. Re:Just curious about the effects... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, it would seem that combining the two would make you feel like complete and utter crap. Does anyone have any experience?

      i doubt it's very good for you, but it makes you feel gooooood....

      spiked coffee, jack and coke, vodka and redbull, caffinated bloody marys (thanks's to caffinated hot sauce) so many ways already to do this.

    3. Re:Just curious about the effects... by vrai · · Score: 1

      It's no different from a Vodka Redbull - a hugely popular drink here in Blighty. You basically end up completely wasted - but utterly awake and hyperactive. Tragically dancing often ensues. Other than that it's cool, and beats drinking the watered down 'beer' that most clubs sell.

    4. Re:Just curious about the effects... by geigertube · · Score: 1

      Odds are, you will feel relaxed and alert, as long as you dont overindulge.

    5. Re:Just curious about the effects... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tragically dancing often ensues.

      You were watching me weren't you??

    6. Re:Just curious about the effects... by tsg · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know how this would actually make you feel?

      Deathly ill with no hope of passing out?

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    7. Re:Just curious about the effects... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bourbon and Coke.

      Produces much less hangover severrity than real beer or wine.

  33. "Phat Boy" Malt Liquor by Solstice · · Score: 1

    About 6 years ago, when I was in college, we bought a case of this stuff called "Phat Boy" malt liquor from a local party store. It was basically a malt liquor with guarana and ginseng. It was the nastiest stuff I had ever tasted. It was awful. Of course, the reason why we bought was because it was $2.00/40oz bottle, so I couldn't complain much. I just hope this stuff tastes better.

    1. Re:"Phat Boy" Malt Liquor by freqres · · Score: 1

      You should have went with the Colt 45. As Lando Calrissian says, "It's always good."

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  34. Coffee Porter by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 5, Funny

    Years ago, a friend of mine was brewing and thought he'd invent a recipie for Coffee Porter. Rather than read what anyone else had done, he decided to just wing it and hope for the best.
    He came into work one Monday, and asked what I knew about coffee. Seems he had a bottle with dinner the night before, but hadn't been to sleep yet.

    Now any homebrewer can tell you that the typical formula for 5-6 gallons of beer calls for about one pot of strong coffee for a subtle but noticable flavor.
    Mark, on the other hand, took a pound of french roast, ground it to the "Espresso" setting, and dumped it into secondary for two weeks. If I remember the back-of-the-envelope calculations, we figured each bottle had 500 - 700 mg of caffiene, compared to 40-70 mg in a cup of coffee.

    He gave me a bottle, and we used it for shots at a party, but that's about all I could do with it.

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    1. Re:Coffee Porter by Chelloveck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      When I was brewing (haven't dusted off the ol' brewpot in years) my signature beer was Double Jeopardy Espresso Stout. All the alcohol, twice the caffeine!

      Start with an Oatmeal Stout recipe. Substitute a good dark roast coffee (medium grind) 1:1 for the oatmeal. Brew as normal. When adding the hops near then end of the boil, toss in a handful of No-Doz (or cheap generic substitute). I used about twenty 200mg tablets per 5-gallon batch. Ferment, bottle/keg, and drink. Cheers!

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    2. Re:Coffee Porter by toxic666 · · Score: 1

      OUCH! I put about 3/4 cup espresso on top of the lauter tun for a five gallon run of Coffee Porter. That's plenty. And it ages very well -- the hops become subdued and the coffee takes on a rich flavor. Best with 12 oz of dextrin malts in the recipe so that the finished beer has a creamier body.

    3. Re:Coffee Porter by ATMosby · · Score: 1

      I am so doomed.

      2 pounds of coffee ground up and allowed to soak for upwards of three years.

      Really, it started out as meade gone wild.

    4. Re:Coffee Porter by dontbesquare · · Score: 1

      Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, MI has this tasty stuff http://www.bellsbeer.com/branddetail.asp?BrandID=4 3 I've enjoyed many a hopped up/drunken night on this stuff.

  35. Energy or Depression?? by bob_herzog · · Score: 1

    So which wins. The depressing effect of beer or the energizing effect of caffiene? Ild also like to say... what a wierd combination.

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  36. Can't buy it, only rent it by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They must get a nickel every time someone runs to the John. Don't we suffer enough!

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  37. Isn't one addiction enough ? by thrill12 · · Score: 1
    Now what to do with all the zombied Caffeine-Alcoholists that:

    Never sleep

    Are always happy

    Work superfast, but super-inaccurate

    I think an ACNEA-organization is necessary here (Alcohol-Caffeine Anonymous)...

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  38. Bah by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    More mass market crap. I've been brewing a caffeinated stout (using real, fresh roasted and ground coffee) for ages!

  39. down + up = nothing? by magarity · · Score: 1

    So since alcohol is a depressant and caffeine is a stimulant, what is the net effect of this beverage???

    1. Re:down + up = nothing? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      A wide awake drunk.

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    2. Re:down + up = nothing? by ooby · · Score: 2, Informative

      Alcohol and caffiene do not affect the body in "equal but opposite" ways. Alcohol generally blocks or slows the signals transmitted between neurons in the the brain. Caffiene increases your heart rate and causes you to release adrenaline. The net effect is an increased jitteryness with a decrease in motor skills. Imagine a hyper drunk. Also, both chemicals are notorious for causing dehydration.

    3. Re:down + up = nothing? by magarity · · Score: 1

      Alcohol and caffiene do not affect the body in "equal but opposite" ways.

      Ever notice that some jokes lose a little something when they're explained?

    4. Re:down + up = nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "joke" didn't have anything to lose.

    5. Re:down + up = nothing? by shawb · · Score: 1

      As an alcohol/caffeine combination fan, I can tell you that you still get drunk, without the sleepiness. Pretty much the same thing during the night out, just a little less sleepiness.

      Interesting thing is that the alcohol breaks down in your body a little quicker than the caffeine. Traditionally in the morning after, people really don't feel too good. After a night of Red Bull and vodka (my drink of choice... absolut with sugar free redbull) when 7:00-8:00am rolls around, the alcohol had worn off, but the caffeine is still going strong. So every now and then you just wake up really raring to do something. Anything. Even cleaning the grout in the bathroom tiles. The problem comes when the caffeine wears off around noon or so. Unless the whole morning had been spent downing more caffeine, it becomes sleepy time again. Only moreso.

      But this is just the experience that I and a couple of my friends (We're known as the "Thug Posse" after the nickname that we use for RBV's - Thug Passion) have had. YMMV due to differences in metabolism, built up tolerances to caffeine/alcohol, and how heavy you mix your drinks.

      And after a night of Thug Passions (Or Thug Lightly as my favorite version is called)I personally do not get hangovers no matter how much I drink. But this only holds true if I don't drink anything else, with the exception of a Jager Bomb or two.

      For anyone wants to know the most popular variations among the thug posse:

      Thug Classic: Absolut mandarin with regular Red Bull (what got us hooked on Thug passions: tasty the first few times you drink em, but get boring after a while. Tastes sort of like a cross between sweet tarts and Flinstone's chewable vitamins.)

      Thug Continental: Absolut Stoli with regular Red Bull. Slightly refined flavor, often a tasty treat.

      Thug Lightly: unflavored Absolut with sugar free Red Bull. Don't get the sugar buzz, which can make me quite sick at times, but the sugar free Red Bull just does not seem to mix with flavored vodkas.

      And then for the truly HardCore(tm), if your favorite bartender gives you a glass of vodka and then hands you the can, when you go up for the next round and don't need a can, then you can order "Thug, hold the passion." And hopefully your bartender knows which flavor vodka you choose.

      Not that I actually condone mixing alcohol and caffeine, or even drinking alcohol excessively. And if you do either of the two, please folks, just don't drive. It aint worth it. If you plan on drinking, make plans beforehand. It seems that most people that I know get behind the wheel after drinking too much because they don't want to deal with the hassle of getting their car in the morning. And if you haven't been drinking, and your friend who has tries to drive home, offer to drive their car home for them. Then just crash at their place till the morning or find your own way home or back to your car. They'll thank you in the morning.

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  40. Isn't this against the normal definition of beer? by rooijan · · Score: 1

    Anheuser-Bush has developed a sweet, caffeinated beer.

    I'll admit I'm hardly a beer fanatic nor am I an expert, but is beer really supposed to be sweet? Is that not going to taste truly vile?

    I enjoy a good draught of Amstel, Windhoek or even Castle from time to time (I'm South African, so these are the beers we get here, mostly brewed locally). These beers aren't sweet, and I can't imagine what a sweet beer would taste like. Fruit juice with added hops comes to mind...

    Note that I have no objection to the addition of caffeine, the more stimulants there are in my glass at once the better :)

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  41. My friends by grasshoppa · · Score: 0

    It is a wonderful age we live in...*sniff*...I'm sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't cry *sniff*

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  42. Uppers and downers at the same time... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

    Thats a drug using no-no.

  43. Bad combo by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Funny

    Too drunk to drive, too jittery to just sit in the back seat.

  44. Nothing really new here. by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

    Sweet malt beverages? - Check. Had them for years. Zima, Malt Duck, ...

    Caffinated beer? - Check. Coffee stouts have been around for a looong time. My 30 year old homebrewing manual has a few recipies.

    Mixing the concepts? - Priceless! Because you couldn't pay me to drink the stuff. :)

    1. Re:Nothing really new here. by elhaf · · Score: 1

      Not to mention grüv, which has almost the exact same ingredients and concept.

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  45. If you're talking about England... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You DON'T make great beer. You make yeasty, soupy nasty bitters, and weak lagers. If you are from Germany, than I apologize for the insult. Germans make great beer.

    1. Re:If you're talking about England... by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      apology accepted ;)

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    2. Re:If you're talking about England... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      drinking is banned at football matches in the UK
      for good reason too i might add, you don't want alcohol + brits + football, it gets messy ask anyone in europe about hooligans and they will point the finger at the brits

    3. Re:If you're talking about England... by benito27uk · · Score: 1
      No its not, you are not allowed to take an alcoholic drink to your seat at most football matches, but you are allowed to have a beer in the stadium.

      Although if you're at Everton's ground and are trying the Chang beer they serve that's not necessarily a good thing!

    4. Re:If you're talking about England... by csteinle · · Score: 1

      As a Scot I take objection to the Tartan Army being lumped in with English football hooligans.

    5. Re:If you're talking about England... by csteinle · · Score: 1

      His/her use of "stadion" suggests that he/she probably is.

    6. Re:If you're talking about England... by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      bass ale is british... as is newcastle... what's wrong with these 2 beers? they're both ales... i agree, lagers suck, but ales are great.

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  46. This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by BelugaParty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This competes with Red Bull and Vodka and its derivitives.

    1. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by Ingolfke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Derivitives of Red Bull & Vodka... meaning child support and alimony?

    2. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Red Bull and Vodka don't have any real effect.
      It's psychological.

    3. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by DiscoDave_25 · · Score: 1

      Or the shambles...

      Red Bull
      Vodka
      and Champagne

      the king of drinks...

    4. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I don't know anyone that thinks caffeine + alcohol gives you MORE of a boost than regular caffeine. It just gives you more of a boost than drinking vodka with non-caffeinated beverages, like tonic water.

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    5. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah and there are studies showing that caffeine and alcohol are a dangerous mix. Caffeine is a stimulant while alcohol is a depressant. When mixed, they don't even each other out, but depending on the person, the effects of one are magnified.

      I'm wondering if there are going to be health problems with the masses of idiots who drink this crap. Then again, anyone drinking something from this company should deserves to get sick.

    6. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by version5 · · Score: 1
      No, the study shows that Red Bull and alcohol have no effect in a maximal effort test performed one hour after ingestion.

      Interestingly, peak oxygen uptake was reduced by 5% with alcohol, but only 2.7% when taken with Red Bull -- to me, that's a 50% reduction of one of the effects of alcohol. I also question the methodology of the study. Your body uses glycogen and fat for fuel during exercise, but once you run out of glycogen, you're done. Caffeine is thought to improve performance by using less glycogen early in the exercise, making more available for longer periods of time. This study is designed to measure effects in the first 15 minutes or so that it takes to warm up and acheive the heart rate threshold, hardly where one would expect to see performance gains.

      Coupled with the fact that they are testing a brand instead of any particular chemical compound, I suspect that this study was designed to fail.

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    7. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say it competes more with Rev

    8. Re:This doesn't compete with Smirnoff by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You forgot birth defects.

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  47. Gratuitous Linkage by swordboy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nudge, nudge. Link, link.

    This isn't for carb watchers as it has 22 grams in there. Probably all sugar. 6.6 percent alcohol will be chasing the Jager Bomb crowd.

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    1. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by mirko · · Score: 2, Funny
      From your link, I heard that :
      1. It's Anheuser-Busch, not "Bush", unlike published by the editors.
      2. They are the one that make Budweizer and they suggest this very beer will have a "wow" taste... I wonder what they think of the "King of beers" taste... (I am an Horropean)
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    2. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are also producing a beer with a high prune juice content. Budgeezer.

    3. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. They are the one that make Budweizer

      Budweiser.

    4. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1
      "Blackberry, raspberry and cherry" !?!!? Yuck! It's not even beer.

      I've been making my own caffeinated beer for a while now, but the flavor's more like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale (but more bitter), not kool-aid.

      I don't use rice or corn, either. Barley malts only. Of course, mine's not low-carb, either, but that's not the point. At 7.5% alcohol, I don't drink as much anyway.

      Anheuser-Busch should be driven out of the industry. They give beer a bad name.

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    5. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Walter+Wart · · Score: 1

      The taste? Love in a canoe (f***ing close to water)? Aerated heifer pee? If that's beer, spam is steak?

      Sadly, when the makers of the original Czech Budvar (the original Budweiser) tried to sell their beer in the states they had to change the name to Czechvar. Budvar and Beer of Kings had all been snapped up by Anheuser Busch.

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    6. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Joey7F · · Score: 2, Informative
      "Blackberry, raspberry and cherry" !?!!? Yuck! It's not even beer.


      Ummm...huh? Beer with flavors like those are still beer. Ever heard of Lambics and Wheat beers? They use very little in the way of hops and they often take on a banana-fruity flavor. I dare you to go to Ayinger's brewery and tell them their Weiss-Brau is "not even beer"

      Or go to Young's in the UK and tell them "Chocolate beer is not beer!"

      Now some of the alcopop like Smirnoff aint beer. That is what people who don't like the taste of beer drink to get a buzz. But a growing trend in microbrewing is to get different flavors out of conventional brews.

      Still waiting to try a Pumpkin Ale :)

      --Joey

      BTW if you like SNPA only wish it were more bitter, try their Christmas beer called, Celebration. It is fantastic!

    7. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

      With lambics and wheatbeer's - the flavours you mention come from the yeast strain used (or bacteria/yeast in the case of the lambics). Other beers such as "chocolate" ales, the flavour derives from the choice of darkened barley.

      Since A-B brew from RICE (because its a cheaper source of carbohydrates) then cant get their flavourings from the grain, and with so little to work with, even fancy yeast strains are not going to be able to do much with their rice beer.

    8. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the raspberry lambic bottle sitting in front of me: "Lindemans Framboise is a lambic made from local barley, unmalted wheat, and wild yeast. After spontaneous fermentation the lambic is aged in oak. Raspberries are added, creating a secondary fermentation and yielding an ale of exceptional flavor and complexity."

      I'm sorry, but no. It's not the yeast that makes it taste like raspberries, um, it's the raspberries that make it taste like raspberries.

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    9. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Technically, every malt beverage out there is a beer. It is made from malted barley, turned into wort, which is fermented. After the point of fermentation and drainage, it is considered a beer.

      Hops and whatnot are used to flavor the beer, but even that Smirnoff Ice is a beer, as is the hooch, the Doc Otis, and the Mike's. The Jack Daniels mixed drinks are not, though, because they are a mix of juice & jack.

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    10. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      You are correct about the "chocolate" beers -- that is a darker roasted malt. However, lambics especially and often weizens will be flavored with actual fruit. Check out Beer Advocate for all your beer knowledge needs.

    11. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      One of my uncles got a smirnoff ice out of the cooler and I asked him if he'd had a sex change. Smirnoff Ice is for precisely the same purpose as Zima: Getting chicks drunk. Guys who drink it had better be poofs.

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    12. Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Big-mad-Gregor · · Score: 1
      I hate to be pedantic but:
      "even that Smirnoff Ice is a beer, as is the hooch, the Doc Otis, and the Mike's"
      no they are not they are essentialy ethanol mixed with different juices to create a sugary alcoholic drink that appeals to teenagers and women who have not developed a taste for more bitter drinks like beer. sig not available, please reboot universe...
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  48. Not a terribly new idea by danlyke · · Score: 1

    For quite a while now when friends and I are out late we've sometimes asked a bartender to put a shot of espresso in a glass of porter or stout. Way tasty, and it lets us old farts stay out later.

    Highly recommended. I've had a couple of sweet beers, mostly homebrews, and I can see that option being good too. I'm dubious that these guys would pull off one that I'd like, though...

  49. We're THERE, dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes!

    Chocolate covered coffee beans?
    Check.

    Excedrin?
    Check.

    Zen Garden?
    Check.

    Caffeinated 6-pack of Beer in the fridge?
    Check.

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  50. Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Folks, this is the end of open source as we know it.

  51. Sparks Energy Drink by SWroclawski · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is the first I've seen of the "Energy Drink Beer" series. It smells like orange soda and tastes like a Sweet Tart.

    6% alcohol cancels out the stimulants though,

  52. Think of the Children!! by tubbtubb · · Score: 1

    Anyone who has had a few JaegerBombs (Jagermeister & RedBull)
    will tell you this is a somewhat dangerous brew.
    After about 3, voices will start telling you to get up on the bar and dance, tear your clothing, and bury cab drivers in your backyard.
    Hide the shovels.

  53. Not Sure How... by helmespc · · Score: 1

    Not sure how I feel about ginseng in my brew, so I'll have to study this with a few cases. I'm guessing initially euphoric... slightly warm... followed by a spinning sensation... and possibly vomitting... followed by massive headache and nausea

  54. More gratuitous linkage by swordboy · · Score: 1
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  55. Is it possible .... by kung_foo_mojo · · Score: 1

    to have a drink that would make you have to take a leak faster?

  56. And you thought shit couldn't taste worse by glowimperial · · Score: 1

    Why do the major American beermakers have to keep America as the laughingstock of international brewing. For christ's sake, their existing products can barely be called beer at this point. More swill for dumbasses, I guess. Good thing I homebrew.

  57. Re:Isn't this against the normal definition of bee by Frennzy · · Score: 1

    Many of beer variants are sweet. This is mostly related to the fact that all of them start with some form of sugar as a base to feed the yeast.

    Meads and Barleywines are typically quite sweet, and also have a much higher alcohol content than beer. Mead, of course, using honey as it's sugar base, as opposed to using grains. (hot water convertes the starches in grains into sugars)

    If you want beer with caffeine that isn't sweet, just drink any of the numerous coffee-based stouts or porters.

  58. Good mixture? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Think about it...

    Caffeine + Alcohol + Lots of Liquid --> You'll be running to the toilets every five minutes.

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  59. But is this *really* all that new? by VE3ECM · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Having just moved to the USA from Canada, I can tell you that many of those "sweet"-type alcoholic drinks are already malt based... not vodka, gin, etc based...

    Amazing what artificial flavors can accomplish.
    Although, yes, it's nice to see a big player pushing new product...

    Personally, I'll stick with my scotch.

  60. Sweet beer by Rich+Klein · · Score: 1
    CNN is reporting that Anheuser-Bush has developed a sweet, caffeinated beer...

    and
    Not sure how I feel about ginseng in my brew, so I'll have to study this with a few cases.


    I'm not sure how I feel about sweet beer. :-P
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  61. Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who read this and though of the Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster, which is like being whacked round the head with a gold brick wrapped in a slice of Lemon? or am I just weird?

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    1. Re:Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      Except it's being made by Anhauser-Busch. So it would be more on the order of a lead brick wrapped in a slice of crabapple.

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  62. up, down by http101 · · Score: 1

    Sweet! An upper AND a downer at the same time! Now why didn't I think of that??? I'm just going to go over here and have another Bowl-Blaster (Jagermeister and Red Bull, 1:1 ratio). Cheers!

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  63. I'll stick with NyQuil by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    You can drink it, it's over the counter!

    1. Re:I'll stick with NyQuil by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      It's the 13th step ladies and gentlemen. Yes I'm studdering and my teeth are green. I have a cold. It's been going on for the last 2 years, just can't seem to shake it.

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  64. I tried... by khrtt · · Score: 1

    ...a few cases. It's disgusting. Made me puke.

  65. This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeking coveted "mullet" marketshare, Anheuser-Bush shits in a can and sells it.

  66. Up down Up down by DARKFORCE123 · · Score: 0

    Upper downer ? Upper downer? I can't decide! Wait! I will have a BE beer and do both at the same time!

    But seriously, if this is a sweet beer, won't this turn guys off ? Isn't there some things about beer that are sacred ?

  67. tasty by DrMyke · · Score: 0

    mmmmmmm beeeeer, nice cold fraothy *drool* beeeer

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  68. What would be even better is what they used to use by ahfoo · · Score: 1

    My understanding is that before hops, marijuana buds were used in the beer making process. You know that skunky taste? Yeah, well it used to be stronger. And the buzz, well I bet it was a good buzz.
    So while we're at it let's add coca too. Now that would be an all-american brew ALA Coca Cola. Coca Beer with old fashioned skunky bud kick. Yow! It's party time.

  69. Mill Street Brewery by Columbo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Mill Street Brewery, a local Toronto brewery, makes a coffee beer that is actually surprisingly good. I've got a couple bottles left in my fridge at the moment. Check it out:

    Mill Street Brewery's Coffee Porter

  70. Sparks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't tried B(E), but I've been on this stuff

    http://drinksparks.com/

    for about a year now and it's... interesting. Definitely hits you both ways at once. I've stayed up all night as a result on more than one occasion. Basically like a low grade form of speed without such bad side effects. That, and it tastes like orange Crush.

    1. Re:Sparks? by stonezone · · Score: 1

      Sparks rocks, been on it for a year or so here in hawaii too. Almost too tasty over ice!

    2. Re:Sparks? by azav · · Score: 1

      Sparks ROCKS.

      Totally great stuff.

      It's like an orange red bull/rockstar with malt liquor.

      Best way to stay up all night for 10 dollars or less :]]

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  71. Local Brewery by Reo+Strong · · Score: 1

    A local Brewey here has something called espresso stout... good stuff,just like regular stout, with the pleasant taste of coffee (from a local coffee house btw) at the end of every drink. The best part is, if you get drunk on it, you can keep drinking, but... that is also the worst part... beucoup hangovers...

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  72. Created at Defcon 8 by clinko · · Score: 1

    I like to think I created this caffinated drink craze at Defcon 8.

    Back before redbull became popular They decided to advertise at Defcon by giving away free RedBulls.

    I was 18 at the time and smuggled 24 waterbottles of vodka onto my plane to hold me over in vegas. The problem, I couldn't afford mixers. (You know where this is going)

    About 10 Red bulls (NO CLUE HOW STRONG THEY WERE THEN) and 5 "water bottles" later the sun was coming up and I was in a hotel room w/2 strippers and 30 people I had NO CLUE who they were.

    I also puked off the 32nd floor balcony.

    Good times.

    1. Re:Created at Defcon 8 by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      People were using Red Bull as a mixer in Europe over ten years ago.

  73. ED by easter1916 · · Score: 1

    Maybe the ginseng is in there to counteract the "drooping" effect that too much beer can have on certain parts of the anatomy?

  74. Ehh... by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1
    It's been done. And almost certainly way better than A-B's effort, too...

    (Yes, that's real coffee they put in it.)

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  75. Re:Isn't this against the normal definition of bee by 2$+Crack+Whore · · Score: 1

    As a fellow South African I also recommend Castle.
    I'm now living in France, and the beer here is sweeter - once you get used to it though its fine.

  76. B(E)? by Speare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    B(E)? The geek in me reads that as "B of E" and then turns that phonetically into BFE, a vulgar initialism for "bum f* egypt," meaning the middle of nowhere.

    How do companies decide to call things by stupid unpronounceable names? Pentax *istD Olympus m:robe

    Then you have the stupid names which are just too close to derogatory names. I'm not talking about creative stretches of normal words like "Back Orifice" or "Internet Exploder." I'm talking about nonsense turned into the nearest possible normal words. Olympus eVolt sounds revolting.

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    1. Re:B(E)? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      B(E)? The geek in me reads that as "B of E" and then turns that phonetically into BFE, a vulgar initialism for "bum f* egypt," meaning the middle of nowhere.

      Actually, I didn't know what o think about that name, but apparently AB named "the new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power"". Try shouting that loudly and clearly enough at a noisy bar :)

    2. Re:B(E)? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      " apparently AB named "the new beer B(E) -- read as "B to the E power"".

      B to the E power would be written as B^E or B with E as a superscript (not sure how to do that on slashdot)

  77. Won't last long by hackstraw · · Score: 1

    Although something like this gives marketing weenies something to do for another couple of months until the next novel idea hits them, I would bet that there is no real market for a beverage like this. I could be wrong, but wine coolers were big almost 20 years ago, and now not even girls are girly men enough to drink wine coolers.

    I'm a kinda traditional guy, I'm mostly a beer drinker, I guess you can call me a Joe Sixpack that was so popular here a few months ago. There seems to be a human affinity for the big three alcoholic beverages -- beer, wine, and spirits and we are talking a very long history here.

    One big mistake (IMHO) that A-B is making with the B(E) product is by packing it in 10 oz bottles with only 6.6% alcohol. I'm guessing its gonna cost as much or more than the equivalent 12 oz drink, and its just going to be "off" unless everyone else is drinking the same.

    BTW, I miss eveyone here trying to get Joe Sixpack to use Linux, that was amusing.

  78. Re:Isn't this against the normal definition of bee by rooijan · · Score: 1

    Nice to hear that our beer is better, but I actually just threw Castle in to be patriotic - I much prefer Windhoek myself...

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  79. They should call it Girly Beer by mascarenhas · · Score: 1

    For the same people who drink Smirnoff Ice, sweet wine, and spoil good scotch with Red Bull. Real men shouldn't touch this stuff with a 10-foot pole.

  80. Stimulants and depressants...yum! by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Isn't mixing stimulants and depressants (ginseng and alcohol) a bad thing? There are incidences of people mixing vodka and Red Bull and actually dying. I'm sure this is due to drinking an inordinate amount, but still uppers and downers together doesn't sound like good eats.

    1. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are incidences of people mixing vodka and Red Bull and actually dying.

      There in fact are incidences of ppl mixing Vodka and just about anything and dying - alcohol in sufficient quantities will kill you and in lesser quantities can put you at risk of accidental death.

      Are you next going to suggest that rum & coke should be banned because it is a potentially fatal combination? It seems to have been pretty popular over the years. What about black Russians? Irish coffee?

      Please come down from your prohibitionist mentality and let adults make their own decisions about what they put in their own bodies - provided they don't plan on operating heavy equipment or firearms while under the influence.

    2. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Isn't mixing stimulants and depressants (ginseng and alcohol) a bad thing? There are incidences of people mixing vodka and Red Bull and actually dying. I'm sure this is due to drinking an inordinate amount, but still uppers and downers together doesn't sound like good eats.

      Speedballs are still not that uncommon (IV cocaine and heroin). And yeah, its pretty easy to die from those. Its pretty common for people to take downers to take the edge off of uppers and to help with the "crash" from an upper high. However, its usually prescriptions and/or heroin that is used, and the uppers are usually something a little more interesting than caffeine and ginsing.

      I'm more of a pure downer guy myself though.

    3. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Isn't mixing stimulants and depressants (ginseng and alcohol) a bad thing?

      Heh! Welcome to a new world!

      > There are incidences of people mixing vodka and Red Bull and actually dying.

      So what's your point?

      > but still uppers and downers together doesn't sound like good eats.

      See my first point. Clue: they don't just cancel each other out.

    4. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by HawkinsD · · Score: 2, Funny

      Woo-hoo! Our favorite combo, here on the farm, used to be methamphetamines and alcohol (and motorcycles and guns, but that's off the subject).

      The alcohol takes the unpleasant harsh edge off the speed, and you get the euphoric effect of the alcohol without the sloppy-drunk problems. Plus you don't pass out!

      Mixing drugs like this is done all the time by the pros: go into any mental ward, and ask what people are taking. You'll find most of them on a "cocktail" of drugs. Some are for the primary complaint (e.g. psychosis), and others are to manage the side-effects of the main drug.

      Good times!

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    5. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please come down from your prohibitionist mentality and let adults make their own decisions about what they put in their own bodies - provided they don't plan on operating heavy equipment or firearms while under the influence.

      Can we add computers to that list? Maybe then there wouldn't be so many security holes in applications and stupid Slashdot posts.

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    6. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I've heard that the combination of marijuana and nicotine, a downer and an upper, "ups" the high, and pot smokers seem to like caffeine a lot.

    7. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      But then we wouldn't have This page!

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    8. Re:Stimulants and depressants...yum! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I can speak to this, the two go together very well. Getting high and then smoking a cigarette nets a huge head rush, especially if you smoke 'real' cigarettes like basically anything foreign (to the US), Lucky Strikes, American Spirits, etc. I have a coworker who smokes galouises (sp?) like mad, I'm surprised he's still alive. He doesn't smoke green though.

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  81. Grrr.. by Rev+Wally · · Score: 0

    What happened to beer flavored beer. I miss that.

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  82. Red Bull Beer? by Jakhel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Intended to compete with the trendy sweet concotions popular on the club scenes (such as Smirnoff Ice), it will contain caffeine, guarana, and ginseng

    So it's red bull beer?

    On another note, will this create an entirely new type of addiction? Alcohol is already addictive, but caffeine has been proven to be addictive as well. This drink will effectively combine the addictive powers of 2 substances in one, creating a sort of uber addict. I mean, it's like combining slashdot and heroine.

    1. Re:Red Bull Beer? by brianlawson · · Score: 1

      Combine a depressant (alcohol) with a stimulant (caffeine), and the net effect is that you can still get trashed but stay up and drink longer.

    2. Re:Red Bull Beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, it's like combining slashdot and heroine.
      I always thought that more females on Slashdot would be a good thing!
  83. it's not like you folks are better! by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Europe is the continent that invented caffeinated wine... in the 19th century. Apparently that crap is actually popular there too (at least in parts of the UK).

    You've been fucking up fine drinks for centuries, so now is no time to start complaining. =]

    1. Re:it's not like you folks are better! by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      So what? It's not like you have to drink Buckfast. On the other hand, beer is a necessity, and lousy beer is an abomination to God.

    2. Re:it's not like you folks are better! by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      It's not like anyone drinks that here! Hell, I haven't even HEARD of that before!

      I'm sitting here and having a glass of non-caffeinated wine right now and I swear they don't sell this stuff you're talking about anywhere I've ever been!

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  84. definately not the first by mAIsE · · Score: 0

    Red Hook had a double black stout with starbucks coffee back in the 90's. Demand was low and they discontinued it.

    http://www.mylifeisbeer.com/beer/bottles/bottled et ail/382/

  85. Get 'em hooked by The_Real_Nire · · Score: 1

    This just in, beer is now more addictive than coffee!

    I thought it was a bad thing to mix drugs, uppers/downers?

  86. This can be one sour stout... by Upaut · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Coffee flavored beers have been around for ages, so the concept of a caffeinated beer is hardly unique, but I can see a problem in the stability in this beer:
    1.) When I brew beer (a recent hoby of mine), ph is highly important in the brewing process. The higher the acidity in the beer, the more likely the beer is to spoil. Example: put a Rolling Rock, a Bud, and a Buzzard Bay Ale in a warm room. First to go is the Buzzard. Second the Bud, and finally the Rock. Buzzard has a high ph level, bud medium, rock low.
    Same with sweet beers (especially creamy stouts, where one adds lactose to the beer to make it "sweeter" since the yeast cannot ferment the lactose. But several types of bacteria can. Same problem exists with sweetened pasturized beers: minor contamination, the beer is gone.) Sweet beers, in my experiance, goes "skunk" a lot faster.

    So all and all, I believe that this beer would probably spoil before someone gets the nerve to try it.
    And for the asinine critics out there on my title for this post, I understand that this would most likly be a lager than stout, but poetic lisence counts for a lot...

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    1. Re:This can be one sour stout... by Dwedit · · Score: 2

      I thought LOW PH was acid, and HIGH PH was base...

    2. Re:This can be one sour stout... by Upaut · · Score: 1

      You are absolutly correct. I apologize for my miss-type.

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  87. Goodbye, body water! by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    They must get a nickel every time someone runs to the John. Don't we suffer enough!

    Hey, look at the bright side: with the convenience of two powerful diuretics in one convenient product, your other arm is free for carrying the two liter of bottle you'd need to stay hydrated.

    1. Re:Goodbye, body water! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Not what I have in mind when double-fisting.

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  88. Re:Isn't this against the normal definition of bee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think for true beer (German purity laws I think, but what do I know, I can't legally drink the stuff for another 6 months (I've waited 20 years, I can wait another 6 months)) it is 5 ingrediants: hops, barley, yeast, malt, and water.

  89. Drew Carey by Flyinace2000 · · Score: 1

    This must be the product to contend with Drew Carey's Buzz Beer! Let the price wars begin

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  90. Mountain Sun Brewery in Boulder, CO by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

    Grab yourself a table and order a Java Porter.

  91. Banning Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner . If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email moderation@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "c605fcfb8f371d12f13763a5bb56f421" and "09f78530e96631543b1806ad71d8d840" and (optionally, but preferably) your IP number "xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx" and your username "spellraiser".

    The same goes for my company's entire subnet. What the hell is going on? This has been like this for more than a week now. We have been sending letters about this to the people running slashdot, but no luck.

    This is weird and annoying. The most annoying thing is having no idea what we did to deserve this treatment.

    Oh, and power to the proxy. Switching to a good proxy is very very annoying, but it works. So what real use is the ban then, other than to bug and anger innocent, unsuspecting users, eh?

    Yours,

    spellraiser

    ... getting very annoyed, in case I didn't make that clear.

  92. Remember The Buzz Beer Moto! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Stay up and get drunk all over again!

  93. This beer sounds... by holzp · · Score: 1

    LAM (E)

  94. More coffee beer fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple years ago my brother, a chef who got me into brewing, and I made a batch of beer we called "Crystal Meth". It was dubber so based on the use of crystal malt only and, of course, coffee. The crystal malt has more unfermentable sugars so it leaves more sweetness behind that typical malt. We also used a light-bodied coffee bean from Guatemala. The lighter the roast, the more the caffience. It made for a great tasting beer, though it didn't leave you 'wired' as one might expect. Then again, I am a coffee drinker, so maybe I've just have a higher tolerance.

    P.S. Stick to a low acid hop since you'll get some bittering just from the coffee

  95. Alcohol Poisoning? by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    If this keeps a person from passing out when they are drinking heavily, won't this lead to more drinking for longer periods of time? Then possibly leading to a higher rate of alcohol poisoning especially in a college environment...

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    1. Re:Alcohol Poisoning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... possibly leading to a higher rate of alcohol poisoning especially in a college environment...

      Weeds out the stupid ones if they die.

  96. Score! by superrcat · · Score: 1

    The perfect beer for when I'm rocking out to Britney Spears and trying to figure out which cologne to wear for the night!!1

  97. Both good news and bad news... by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    It's both a stimulant and a depressant. They offset so you feel NOTHING at all!

  98. Energy Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was only a matter of time...

  99. A breakfast beverage for the working man by Whorebot · · Score: 1

    Finally a replacement for my morning coffee.

  100. Safety Question by rasteri · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Drinks/food with all these psychoactive chemicals really makes me wonder if it would be safer (and more effective) just to legalise Ecstasy. E is rather safe, after all (the government just flat-out lies about its safety). It also provides a far more pleasant high than alcohol and certainly caffeine, and users report that they are basically "themselves", unlike being drunk where you just lose it.

    1. Re:Safety Question by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately E, by stimulating serotonin uptake receptors, and basically flushes serotonin from storage into the brain; that's the euphoria. Serotonin takes a long time to replenish, so using E over a period of days (or longer) will require steadily higher doses for diminishing effect. Whether or not the Oxidization stresses caused by empty serotonin receptors causes neurotoxicity, depleting your serotonin levels for long periods of time can lead to depression until these levels replenish - which can take months.

      Basically, E once in a while is fine, but for it to truly be effective, you only want to really use it once a month. Anything more than that is risky, at least for your mental health.

      On that note, I don't really understand making mind-altering substances illegal. I can ingest enough household cleaners to get high, or kill myself, and you can buy them anywhere.

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    2. Re:Safety Question by netik · · Score: 1

      Oxidation stresses are not caused by "empty serotonin receptors". You've got those in your brain for most of the day anyway!

      Oxidation stresses are caused by a side effect of MDMA - MDMA causes the release of dopamine, and because the reuptake pumps on the presynaptic terminal are working overtime, they take in dopamine by accident. Monoamine Oxidase (MAO) breaks down dopamine and turns it into HCL, and that destroys neurons.

      Also, Serotonin replenishes itself in days, not months, and the replenishment can be assisted with 5HTP and Vitamin B12.

  101. The only thing worse than a drunk... by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    Is an energetic drunk. Usually, drunk people are happy up until the point atwhich they tire out. Now, with this stuff, they can party hard all day, evening, night, morning...for a few days until they either pass out or die...

  102. Nice marketing by twbecker · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, another bitch-beer. This sure is great marketing though:

    "Anheuser-Busch designed the new brew for 21- to 27-year-old drinkers who seek novel beverages and switch drinks more frequently according to mood and occasion"

    Translation? We're getting trounced by the liquor companies in the "girls who just recently turned 21 and don't like the taste of *real* beer demographic", so here's our obligatory entry into the "malt beverage" foray, but unlike those other companies, we'll come right out and call ours beer, since after all, we're Anheuser-Busch. Anyway enough ranting, I'm off to get another Zim^H^H^HGuiness.

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  103. Isn't (American) Beer sweet enough? by smcavoy · · Score: 1

    The stuff tastes like flavored sugar water.

    1. Re:Isn't (American) Beer sweet enough? by MKalus · · Score: 1

      Really?

      Reminded me more of water with some nasty after taste.

      But then what do I know, I grew up in Germany.

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  104. Ob Futurama Ref by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fry: I'll never get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?
    Leela: Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.

  105. Speak English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would wonderful for an english speaker *from* England, even, to have a grasp of the language, format, grammer and syntax that we yanks have so long labored to keep intact.

    How about trying to pen coherent sentences?

    1. Re:Speak English? by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      What makes you believe I'm English?

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  106. just means by waspleg · · Score: 1

    renal failure in addition to liver damage =)

  107. Just f__king great by r_j_prahad · · Score: 3, Funny

    At least you'll be awake and in a good mood while you "learn to enjoy" it

    Just what the highways need at oh-dark-thirty in the A.M... a bunch of wide awake drunks behind the wheel.

    1. Re:Just f__king great by kLaNk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Very good point, I would much rather have a bunch of half-asleep drunks behind the wheel.

  108. Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out Steel Brewing Co. Makers of "Sparks" Cafinated malt beverage

  109. Counter-intuitive by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I don't drink beer to stay awake.

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  110. Double Addiction = Lots of money by 3arwax · · Score: 1

    Of course they want to have you addicted on two ends so they can milk lots of money out of you. That is all these guys care about.

  111. Finally! A beverage made for MIT students! by Symbiosis · · Score: 1

    Now I can drown my sorrows and stay up all night to finish my problem sets! Speaking of which...

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  112. The result is neutral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    downer + upper = No effect, except that the alcohol and the caffeine dehydrate you.

  113. When did A-B start selling beer instead of water? by CertGen · · Score: 1

    I like how changing beer from anything but a weak, tasteless, yellow coloured water in the U.S. becomes a front page /. story.

    Canada has enjoyed strong, flavoured malted beverages for a long time now. And if you like coffee and beer, you can always combine the two, right?

  114. Wait a minute ... by Khaotix · · Score: 2, Informative

    Haven't any of you heard of the beer Moonshot? I've seen it around for a couple of months now.
    http://www.realbeer.com/news/articles/news-002337. php

    I drank it once. I had to do a shot of overproof rum to get the horrible taste out of my mouth.

  115. Not the first one... by jtshaw · · Score: 1

    There have been lots of "craft beers" with caffine in them. Such as coffee stouts and porters. One of the original founders of the Boston beer company released a beer called Moonshot. I first starting seeing it here in Atlanta earlier this summer. It is a pilsner with 45 mgs of caffine (about as much as there is in 1/2 cup of coffee). That is apparently the maximum amount of caffine allowed by law in many states (at least in Georgia) in a 12 oz. alcoholic beverage.

    Moonshot isn't my favorite beer, but it does allow people who don't like darker beers to get a little caffine in them while they are drinking. If the brewery is any indication I am sure it will be far better then anything AB puts out.

  116. OB HHGG Link... by Phaedra · · Score: 1
    "The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick" http://hhgproject.org/entries/pangalacticgarglebla ster.html

    Yes, stuff a lemon wedge down the neck (ala Corona) and I think you're on to something!

  117. 300 mile per hour buzz by codepunk · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite mixed drink mixtures is
    Windsor Canadian Whiskey and Mountain Dew

    Finally I can just drink beer to get the same effect.

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  118. Ya want fries with that? by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you did, you'd have all the food groups:

    - Fat
    - Salt
    - Sugar
    - Caffeine
    - Beer

    Yum!

  119. They forgot an ingredient. by master_p · · Score: 1

    "it will contain caffeine, guarana, and ginseng"

    They forgot viagra.

  120. Mmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beer cola. How many carbs? D'oh!

  121. Coffee does not work very well in home brew by codepunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem with putting coffee in home brew is that the oil kills the head. Now if you don't mind a beer that looks flat then use coffee it tastes great.

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  122. British Real Ale is the best in the world by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    Anybody who knows anything about beer knows that "less is more".

    I wish marketing companies would stop trying to make "beer" fashionable by throwing all sorts of rubbish into it to get the "alco-pop sheep" to start drinking it.

    Compared to some of the good micro-brews I've tasted out in the US, anything produced by Anheiser Busch is urine - and British real ale beats the who lot of them hands down.

    Beer brewing has been done for thousands of years and has been pretty successful just by combining hops, yeast, sugar and water in different combinations and with different roasting processes of the hops. IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE CHANGED!!!

    Anheiser Busch can go brew what they like and how they like but I hope they give it a name other than "beer"

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  123. FIFA and Beer by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

    >Stupid FIFA

    This is redundant.

    >has a contract with an American beer producer. Guess which.

    Coors, Bud, who cares, it's all swill.

    >That means we can only buy American beer in the stadion.

    In my experience, you're all pissed before you get there anyway.
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  124. woohoo... or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Going to be great for the dance floor until someone dies of dehydration mixing all that alcohol and caffeine together.

  125. Smirnoff Ice by csteinle · · Score: 1

    I find the fact that in the US Smirnoff Ice has to be a strange brewed beverage that's almost a beer, while everywhere else it's a pre-mixed Smirnoff+mixer drink quite amusing.

    1. Re:Smirnoff Ice by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      I find that Smirnoff Ice makes a great drain cleaner and is great for keeping the British youth in their plastic disco bars away from the rest of us in the proper pubs drinking the proper beer.

      If I want vodka and fizzy pop, I'll mix my own, thanks very much.

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    2. Re:Smirnoff Ice by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Hey, I never claimed to like the stuff.

  126. what about Sparks? by stevetures · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well then what about Sparks malt liquor? As a musician, I can testify to the Sparks, where drinking it gets you to loosen up but you don't stoner out and write drone-ish song. http://www.drinksparks.com/ Ya gotta love how the can is painted to look like an orange battery, with the positive and negative terminals.

    1. Re:what about Sparks? by emtboy9 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But obviously it does little for your grasp on proper grammar. ;-)

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    2. Re:what about Sparks? by stevetures · · Score: 1

      Good point... as of right now I can ALSO testify that you still hangover when drinking sparks. Big surprise.

      Ah my hangovers added to the Annals of Slashdot history. Woohoo. hehe ;-P

    3. Re:what about Sparks? by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      Damn, I would try that out, but AFAIK it is not sold anywhere near me... Then again, I have yet to find anything short of starting an I.V. drip that will prevent hangovers.

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  127. Try this drink by The+Unabageler · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call it The Olympian - it keeps you running full speed all night (and most of the next day) like an olympic athlete.

    ouzo
    coke
    coffee
    redbull

    An acquired taste, but sure to get you drunk, black you out, and keep you going!

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    1. Re:Try this drink by HarvardAce · · Score: 1
      ...coke...

      Which coke would that be?

      Also, in order to run like an olympic athlete, you have to add some sort of steroid to the mix.

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    2. Re:Try this drink by The+Unabageler · · Score: 1

      Which code would that be?

      Oh...take your pick :)

      the combination listed above might as well be the narcotic type, the amount of caffeine you'll be intaking. Very similar effects as a matter of fact.

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  128. That's nice, but by Minwee · · Score: 1

    ...where's my Skittle-brau?

  129. depressing by cheeseSource · · Score: 1

    Isn't beer (alcohol) a depressent. Would adding caffine neutralize the depressent. We need some sociological experiments, NOW!

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  130. Not the first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have had this from a few other breweries, Nelson Brewing company www.nelsonbrewing.com (I believe) however they no longer make it?

    Why? Because it is terrible:

    http://www.unibroue.com/products/terrible.cfm

  131. Beer, you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why the very thought of anyone drinking such a low class beverage has CAUSED MY MONOCLE TO POP RIGHT OUT! And really, who drinks beer in this day and age anyway? Everyone should drink only expensive wine and scotch.

    Why just the other day my chauffeur took a wrong turn off of the freeway and pulled me past this run down little liquor store where this shabby looking man (who by the way was driving a Pontiac! A PONTIAC!!!) who hadn't shaved for a couple of days was walking out with a bottle of Johnny Walker Red. RED LABEL?! I exclaimed, exhaling a puff of cigar smoke and tipping my top hat back in a bemused manner. WHO ARE THESE CRETINS? I practically had my driver phone the police right then and there...

  132. Just what the doctor ordered by wiljefv · · Score: 1

    I just happen to be both sleepy and thirsty at the moment. Now if only I could have this 2 for 1 beverage of champions at work I would be set.

  133. Re: Rolling Rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By the way, the horse on the label is not part of the logo, it's the source of the (so-called) beer.

  134. Finally, we're catching up with the 3rd world by kov · · Score: 1

    My brother spent 4 years in Zaire in the peace corps. Since they didn't party that often it was imperative to get as much partying in as possible on the yearly occasions where they did. The way to do it was to put a cola-nut in each beer they drank so that they could load up equally on uppers with their downers.

    Not my idea of fun, but then neither is getting malaria, skin cancer and living in a mud hut, so what do I know?

  135. new item for ThinkGeek I guess by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Right next to Shower Shock.

    1. Re:new item for ThinkGeek I guess by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Or Octane energy gel (http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5f0 b/
      These people are sick...

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  136. Re:Please God... In Amerika... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Koffee buhzzez YOU!

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  137. Yeuch by suckmyrichard · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually there's been a caffeinated beer out here in the UK for yonks - but the stuff is undrinkable.. It honestly does taste like drip-tray, there's virtually no distinction in my book..

  138. Can't be as good as Mill St Coffee Porter by Willard+B.+Trophy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mill St Coffee Porter is brewed around here. It's great. It even comes in proper stubbies...

    1. Re:Can't be as good as Mill St Coffee Porter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brewed around where? Did you know that the Internet is a big magical computer network that spans the whole world?

    2. Re:Can't be as good as Mill St Coffee Porter by Willard+B.+Trophy · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I'd heard they had it as far away as Hamilton, and even Oshawa ...

      If you're not here, you're nowhere.

  139. Wait I know these people.. by gphinch · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The majority of beer drinkers, and people we are trying to approach with this product, are not terribly concerned with carbs all the time," said Lachky.

    So the target audience is fat party sluts (no man is going to drink fruity beer).

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    1. Re:Wait I know these people.. by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      If men are willing to drink Bud Light, they will be willing to drink anything.

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  140. This isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.moonshotbeer.com/

    I know it's available throughout Boston, but I've never tried it.

  141. Enhancing one of beer's downsides? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Great, if I drink this beer I'll have to make twice as many trips to the men's room.

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  142. Seen it in Paris by jlechem · · Score: 1

    I was in paris for a few days in September this year and happended to see a can of energy beer. This is nothing new it seems to have been done before. This thing has like 9% alcohol. Too bad it tasted like shit. Beer and energy drinks don't mix IMO.

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  143. Re:It's probably crap. Impressions... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Well, I got the impression that the Clean Water Act was started, at least in part, by manufacturers of Feenamint, which found that the effects of bisacodyl (which will sack your ass something fierce), that was used instead of suppositories which were very undesirable. Runs are a demoralizer and squelches promiscuity, caffein a diuretic which interferes with jogging...

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  144. Mmmmmmm, Breakfast Beer! by georgewad · · Score: 1

    The perfect thing for pouring on my corn flakes.

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  145. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  146. cool by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    This ... is the .... I mean wow! I thought Space Ship One winning the X-Prize was cool but this?

    There are no words to describe it, only tears of happiness.

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  147. Beer Snobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that in every story that mentions beer the beer snobs have to come out and complain about US brew?

  148. Good for some of us by Trepidati0n · · Score: 1

    Some people are happy drunks, some violent drunks, some just drunk. Me, i'm a tired drunk. I drink 2 beers and I want to find a nice bed to sleep in. Having a liquor with caffine in it that won't break the bank (like Red Bull with something else added) and still get me buzzed might be what I need. My annoyed wife might actually be able to stay out for more than 3 hours at a club now...which I might like as well (hint: drunk nookie is good).

  149. Ginko Biloba + Beer = ... by Kakurenbo+Shogun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next thing you know, they'll be putting ginko biloba into beer so that you can get drunk, do something stupid, and remember it in the morning.

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  150. B(E) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now a national distributor is selling a cute club drink with a little round "E" logo.

    Here comes the hypocrisy.

    On the one hand, the club scene and E are touted as a terrible blight on the land, with parties shut down and promotors jailed, and on the other you're selling it to us in cans.

    No thanks, but nice try. Keep those marketing ideas coming.

  151. Malt beverage by ericspinder · · Score: 1
    It's just another Malt Beverage (like Smirnoff Ice or Zima), just because it's made by a beer company doens't make it a beer, even by the loosest of American standards.

    Really, the 'sweet beer' label is just a marketing gimic to cover for the fact that they are making a late entry to an expanding market.

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  152. Shot in the Dark? by chihowa · · Score: 2, Interesting
    OK, even though I should be heading off to class now...

    I still recommend my concoction to any beer loving coffee affectionado. Two shots of good espresso in a pint of stout. After a night of those, you get that perfect wide awake drunk going. If, of course, you can't handle a whole night of these, just one or two is enough to keep you strong until the sun comes up.

    I thought the name was fitting because the night I decided to try it I was having a hard time deciding whether to make a cup of coffee or have a beer. It still sounds kind of stupid, though. Oh well.

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  153. Actually B^E by emptybody · · Score: 1

    B to the power of E
    Beer with Extra

    not B of E

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  154. acquired? by Thrakkerzog · · Score: 1

    It is amazing the number of little kids who love the taste of beer. It may be an aquired taste for some, but not all.

  155. None for me thanks, I'm driving by superstick58 · · Score: 1
    I for one will vow not to drink this vile stuff. I am just glad I live in the brew city of Milwaukee were I can actually get some good beer that's not made by AB

    I recently went on one of the better brewery tours where the main goal is to drink good beer and not to be bored about the brewery process(however that is given too and can be interesting). I recommend it to anyone who wants to see what milwaukee breweries are all about. The best bet is to stay with the smaller breweries although the Miller tour is free which is a great plus.

    I can't stand these fruity types of drinks that are marketed to my age group. Am I so different from the norm in that all I want is a good brew that I can enjoy irresponsibly. At least due to the drinking culture of Wisconsin I do have some choices. Any city whos baseball team is the Brewers knows how to enjoy their booze.

  156. This is not new by raddan · · Score: 1

    The Berkshire Brewing Company has been using coffee beans as an adjunct for awhile now, and the Dean's Beans Coffeehouse Porter is quite tasty. I doubt they are the first to do this, either.

  157. Buzz Beer - Drew Carey by EGaming · · Score: 0

    Drew Carey had this one figured out a LONG time ago. This isn't news! "Buzz Beer! Stay up and get drunk all over again!" Perhaps not an exact quote, but the slogan was similar.

  158. Great... by jpellino · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we have our choice of
    Angry drunks
    Sad drunks
    Happy drunks
    PLUS!
    Hyper drunks
    Chatty drunks
    Oscillating drunks.

    Woohoo.

    And which genius at AB decided what beer needs is MORE diuretic effect.

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  159. Diesel by bhima · · Score: 1

    How is this different than half beer & half coke which is called diesel were I live...

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  160. They're still a little behind the curve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Red Hook Coffee Stout or Bells Java Stout. Both good, but I'll tilt a glass of Bells any day of the week.

  161. B(E) is made out of people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People!!!

  162. This is dangerous! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Alcohol lowers inhibitions, fortunately when you're too drunk, not all of the equipment will work properly. The addition of ginseng means that no matter how drunk you get, you'll be able to perform with whatever skank you take home from the bar.

    LK

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  163. B(E)=MC^2 by aapold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or something like that.

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  164. Re:This reminds me of both Simpsons and Futurama.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget Archduke Chocula ;)

  165. I think it's a bad idea. by Viceice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Remember, Alcohol is a sedative, while caffeine is a stimulant. Mixing the 2 isn't really a good idea.

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    1. Re:I think it's a bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is fun, though.

    2. Re:I think it's a bad idea. by cshark · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that mean that it will just make you sick? I don't drink, so I wouldn't know. But after college, the whole thing sounds a little iffy to me.

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    3. Re:I think it's a bad idea. by Viceice · · Score: 1

      Yea.. you feel tired but unable to sleep..

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    4. Re:I think it's a bad idea. by xott · · Score: 1

      All the energy that coffee brings, combined with the lack of judgement and physical dexterity from beer. An accident waiting to happen. I predict this beer will be hugely popular.

    5. Re:I think it's a bad idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it like speed with an added bonus of screwing up your senses! Woo hoo. Sign me right up!

  166. 21-35 Year Olds? by barnaclebarnes · · Score: 1
    Sweeter flavors have definitely made an impact on 21- to 35-year-olds. ... It's a bigger part of the alcohol-drinking spectrum."

    Is that the PC way of saying 13-18 year olds enjoy sweeter tastes? Because that's who drinks the alco-pop crap.

    /b
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  167. Re:This reminds me of both Simpsons and Futurama.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leela: Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula.

  168. Brew City USA by superstick58 · · Score: 1
    All this talk about beer and beer culture and I see no references to good ol' Mil town the Brew City of the USA. True, not many of the large breweries remain here in milwaukee, but this town was built on beer. Blatz, Miller, PBR, Milwaukee's Best, etc. etc. I currently live in a building that was a former brewery. In what other city in the US can you find that?

    There's nothing better than getting blatzed at The Blatz.

    1. Re:Brew City USA by BumbaCLot · · Score: 1

      Shwag City. Miller Low Life and PBR are about the only beers I would touch, and only if nothing else was available. Milwaukee's best I gave up at the age of 15, 2.50 a 6er in cans just wasn't doing it anymore, rather drink 8ball and Crazy Horse. I am not a proud American, unless talking about GOOD STUFF like sierra nevada, anchor steam, stuff with body and flavor..

  169. Beer: water, malt, hops, yeast by renehollan · · Score: 1
    I don't see coffee-derivatives ANYWHERE in that list.

    I agree with the parent: beer does not deserve to be adulterated like that. If you like alcohol in your coffee, you might try to give it "legs" with rum or whiskey, though I'd argue that this does justice to neither.

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  170. Hard Work by mrkurt · · Score: 1

    Not sure how I feel about ginseng in my brew, so I'll have to study this with a few cases.
    Yeah, Taco, I'm sure that'll be hard work.

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  171. Faster to Smashed? by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1
    One thing that I'm sort of suprised didn't get mention yet: Caffiene is a stimulant. Stimulants make your body (heart especially) go faster. Thus increasing the rate of gastric emptying. Thus making you absorb the alcohol faster. Thus making your drunker, quicker. Possibly a REAL threat if one was drinking B(E) while knocking back shots. Nothing like a whole shitload of alcohol dumping into your system at once. Can we say "stomach pump"?

    By the same arguement (the alcohol would get in your system faster), you might start to sober up faster, too. Absorption wouldn't take as long, so the alcohol would be in your bloodstream sooner, therefore getting chewed up by your liver sooner.

    Point 3: I'll stick to my Crough's microbrew. Bud is pisswater, even when I was in college.

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  172. Me too! by ATMosby · · Score: 1

    Lol.

    I've got a vat of coffee based super high alcohol waiting to be bottled. It's sort of sweet, but nothing grows on it, or even close to it anymore.

    All the yeast is dead, and if my earlier batches are any indication, it is somwhere around 25% alcohol.

    Yum yum goodness, but give me your keys.

  173. Alcohol - 6.5% by volume by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1
    The commercial I saw this morning while exercising off my spare calories (guess who's not going to be drinking the stuff) said that the alcohol content of this new brew would be 6.5% by volume. That's a full percent or more above the popular brews.

    Hint: This is "informative".

  174. Nicotine Martini by DumbBlonde · · Score: 1

    Just open the round with a Nicotini and hope the other stuff is sweet enough to wash out something that "tastes like a cross between vodka and chewing tobacco." I'm sure you could drop a shot of nicotine infused vodka into it alla Dr. Peppers... but either way it sounds like a recipe for Hoerk to me :)
    I'll have my vices one at a time.

  175. Sports drinks... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Mixing uppers and downers can screw with your system, but redbull isn't particularly nutritious. Unlike gatorade or powerade, which i see some people mixing with. Not sure about the exact science but a bartender friend of mine gave me a lecture once, something about how the electrolytes change how your body absorbs the alcohol...

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  176. They'll sell this abortion but not Anhauser? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a fucking crime. Anhauser is a decent 1516 Barvarian Law of Purity conforming brew which A-B only has at their tasting rooms.

  177. Re:Newcastle considered harmful by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to bong a Newcastle? Because let me tell you, that's a one-way ticket to the bathroom.

  178. 21-35? by erik_flannestad · · Score: 1

    Anheuser-Busch, said during a conference call Monday. "Sweeter flavors have definitely made an impact on 21- to 35-year-olds. ... It's a bigger part of the alcohol-drinking spectrum."

    21-35? If my local liquor store is any indication, it is more like 12-21. And now they will be hopped up on caffeine as well. Oh, great.
  179. concern by Lord+Floppy · · Score: 1

    Im wondering what this will do to my heart. Caffeine and alcohol can really make you feel bad. I cant have more than 3 vodka and redbulls without feeling really bad. My body is confused enough with all i feed it.

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  180. Anheuser-Bush Isn't The First by dontbesquare · · Score: 1

    Bell's Brewery in Kalamazoo, MI has been brewing this stuff for a while. http://www.bellsbeer.com/branddetail.asp?BrandID=4 3 I've enjoyed many nights hopped up on this stuff!

  181. Re:It's probably crap. Impressions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you, eight?

  182. RTFA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is pronounced "B to the E"

    Dear God help us all.

  183. Other bad ideas by armitage_23 · · Score: 1

    Why does this remind me of Cool Colt, the menthol-flavored malt liquor? It's like an exec saw that Red Bull was selling well and decided to mix it in with a Bud.

  184. Obligatory by Rysc · · Score: 1

    Stay up... and get drunk all over again!

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  185. I was an import drinker then I saw the light by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    It's called $4.00 a bottle. Damn it bud I can get for a $1 draft. This means more drunk more long more happy. Plus have more bills to give to the strippers. Before going out with the boys would cost upwards of $50 drinking imports. But after seeing the light $10 worth of bud can get one very lit.

  186. Irish coffee by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    First thing that crosed my mind was irish coffee.
    The Original Irish Coffee

    The caffeen alters the effect. You can more appreceate being blitzed when your brain stays functional due to caffeen.

    "Caffine is life" - What happends when you replace Jemhadars white with foldgers crystals. :)
    (That is just before they go insane and kill everyone)

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  187. Drunk and hyper by Fozz · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Man! That fat chick over there looks so hot... and I can't stop talking about it!"

  188. In Deutschland... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have a variety of these type of mixes, for example Cab -- Cola and Beer. Now back to your show (the German TV watchers will get this).

  189. Re:great... belligerent drunks that stay up all ni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and how do they expect us to get laid if we can't even count on the light-weight co-eds passing out!?

  190. Yet another "This is old news" post by Loligo · · Score: 1


    Red Hook made their very tasty Double Black Stout (made with Starbucks Coffee - the only legitimate use I've found for it so far) until 2002.

    Someone else already mentioned Drew Carey's Buzz Beer, but that's only on the show. AFAIK, anyway, any Cleveland readers care to comment?

    -l

  191. Oblig. Monty Python quote by extrarice · · Score: 1

    From their live performance at the Hollywood Bowl:

    "We find that your American beer is a bit like making love in a canoe."

    "Making love in a canoe?"

    "Yeah, it's fucking close to water."

    *ba dum dum, tsshhhhh*

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  192. Re:Blech by profzoom · · Score: 1

    *ponder*

    Why is discussing beer offtopic?

  193. snobs! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    sheesh! Sometimes a guy just wants to drink something other than a twelve million calorie mug of porridge!

    1. Re:snobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guinness has only 125 calories per pint. It's Brilliant!

  194. Maybe not enjoy ... by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Funny
    At least you'll be awake and in a good mood while you "learn to enjoy" it.


    Caffeine and alcohol may not be all it's cracked up.

    I once saw someone use Jolt for mix. By the end of the night he was so bombed he needed to sleep but so wired he couldn't sit still. Not a pretty sight.

    At the time, he most assuredly was not in a good mood for the experience. :-P

    Cheers
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    1. Re:Maybe not enjoy ... by Dman33 · · Score: 1

      How about Red Bull and Vodka? Or Jagrbombs (sp?)? These drinks are VERY popular and are basically alcohol + caffeine.

      Personally, I will stick to Guinness+(Jameson/Bailey's)

    2. Re:Maybe not enjoy ... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Red Bull and vodka is the best drink ever. It's like a legal liquid speedball. The best part is that I only need to drink like three of them to get bombed, it really makes binge drinking cheaper.

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  195. That's nothing. by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. If anyone comes down to my local and orders a Red Bull and vodka, *I* ask them to leave.

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  196. Red Hook Doubleblack Stout by eqkivaro · · Score: 1

    Apparently the poster isn't a beer drinker. Red Hook offered a stout brewed with starbucks coffee for years.

    Here is their explanation for why they discontinued it two years ago:

    Sadly, Doubleblack Stout was retired in January of 2002 because demand for the beer dropped to levels where commercial production was no longer viable. We have secured the recipe in the brewers' vault in hopes that one day Doubleblack will rise like a phoenix from the ashes of brewing history to once again slake the thirsts of stout fans from sea to shining sea.
    Cheers,
    The Beer Guru


    -chris
    1. Re:Red Hook Doubleblack Stout by aduthie · · Score: 1

      Thank you for remembering the name of that for me. I bought a couple cases of that good stuff, back before I quit caffeine. It came in glorious 12-packs of 22 ounce bottles, and boy was it tasty.

  197. Beer has bite!! by Comrade64 · · Score: 1


    Caffeine has been added to beer before, this isn't really news. See the other posts on here about homebrewed beers with coffee. This may be interesting more as a flavoring than an actual 'pick-me-up'.

    Example: Someone I think mentioned rootbeer. Rootbeer generally does not have caffeine in it. Barq's Rootbeer does however have it added, and that's where the "Barq's has bite!" phrase comes from. The bitter character of caffeine is supposed to create this bite! (I can't help but point an exclamation point after that) But the caffeine in Barq's is in no way on par with coke, pepsi, Mt. Dew, Jolt, or do I have to even mention Bawls.

    I hope that this caffeinated beer doesn't catched on as a trend because of the 'pick-me-up' effect, but rather as a flavoring (BITE!).

    Besides, what really happens when you mix this stimulant and this depressant? You end up right back where you were...only a little clumsier.

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  198. Reinheitsgebot by jthayden · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a great reason to pass the Reinheitsgebot in the US. The Reinheitsgebot is the German law from the 15hundreds that said the only ingredients in Bier could be barley, hops and water. Although they do allow for wheat in weissbier. Granted, Belgium has done some good stuff with cherries and I do like a honeyweiss on occasion, this is proof that the we in the US are not to be trusted.

  199. Way Past German Purity Law by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    I try not to drink (at least knowingly) beers which would not past the German Purity Law

    If it says beer on the label then it should pass.
    Otherwise it is maybe a "malt beverage" or an "ale" or "barley pop" or "crap" or "whatever". Just not beer.

    That is just me though. I am sure that Johney Sixpack would love an eyeopener like this.

  200. I clearly have been up too long by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

    I just glanced at the topic and thought it said "Caffienated Bear".

    Either that or I need some coffee.

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  201. Really... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    I just brewed one and didn't have this problem at all. The beer was a very dark, Guiness-like stout with a pot of strong coffee added to the fermenter. The head was thick enough to cut with a knife - just as you would expect without coffee.

    I think your results probably depend on how you brew your coffee.

    Sean

  202. BURN THE HERETIC! BURN HIM! by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    n/t = i can't be bothered to put any text here.

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  203. Re:Nah, wouldn't risk liability by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    There'll probably be very small amounts of ginseng. People do and will make cocktails of different products, but, at least in the US, fear of liability will prevent any single product from posing significant risks. I haven't found Ginseng stimulating, I think a lot of energy drinks contain Niacin(or derivatives) which increases blood flow to the skin, but doesn't provide actual energy.

  204. Funny by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 1

    I can pop 4-5 buds back (ugh...the horrors!) and barely even feel anything at all.

    Give me a good stout anyday, and after a few pints I'm feelin' just dandy.

    I really think it's the lack of variety available, coupled with people not getting used to the wonderful taste of a REAL beer (pale ales are all pissy beer) that results in stupid mass-produced beer.

    Everyone should just avoid any beverage that actually has a TV commercial to drink it. I mean, why do they actually have to put out a TV commercial to convince people to drink it?

    1. Re:Funny by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Personally I'm loving life after about 4 pints of Guinness (180lbs not much alcohol tolerance) But I've watched people get fairly tipsy knocking back Bud Ice and "Malt beverages" on several occasions.

      IIRC a stout or dark ale has at least the same ABV% if not more, doesnt it?

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    2. Re:Funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The color is not a very good indicator of alcohol content. The place I frequent has a Heffeweissen that's pretty damn light in color and has more alcohol than any other the darker beers.

    3. Re:Funny by manual_overide · · Score: 1

      IIRC a stout or dark ale has at least the same ABV% if not more, doesnt it?

      Now that's a popular myth. Believe it or not, Guinness, for example, has around the same ABV of Budweiser. It supposedly has even less in Ireland because of the tax structure there. Dark beer and stouts aren't any thicker or more alcholic than thier lighter cousins, they just have different "mouthfeel" because of the nitrogen taps (many stouts), or the extreme maltyness (many dark beers like bock)

      So, get off your chicken butt and drink a nice dopplebock or a yummy, creamy, stout and not worry about the ABV.

      (You should pay attention to the IBU when drinking IPA, however. Look it up and realize that Stone Ruination gets the powerup and wins the game)

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  205. This will be horrible for your health... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to drink Revs back in the day... (7% vodka, caffeine and guarana). It was like drinking battery acid, my stomach would be paying for it later on. Plus you get higher then a kite off just 4 of them.

    I like how marijuana stays illegal, yet these "drugs" that mess you up alot more, stay legal.

  206. That's not new! by muskr · · Score: 1

    I brewed caffienated beer several years ago. Actually contained three pots of coffee in 5 gallons of beer. It was pretty good. Coffee goes well with a stout. I'm not aware of it agreeing with anything Anheuser Bush brews, but then again, I'm not aware of anything going well with an Anheuser-Bush brew. (a little beer-snobbery there).

    Here's one recipe:
    http://www.stoutbillys.com/stout/recipens/(Flat)/1 013F2A2.htm

  207. It's not beer by LS · · Score: 1

    But it does the same thing:

    Sparks is basically red bull + malt liquor in a large can. Watch out though - if you drink more that one of these in a night you won't be feeling too pretty the next day.

    LS

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  208. Took em long enough... by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
    Everyone's got some funny posts and all, but to be honest, I'm surprised it took them this long to do this!

    Red Bull + Alcohol has been popular for years, and the popularity of these drinks has grown at a crazy pace. The rage went from Red Bull / Vodka to "Bomb" shots and Sparks now.

    The market has been out there for this for over 4 years. Many of you are "appauled", but this will most definitely make money if it's priced right. As a college student and party-animal, we are constantly doing stupid things to our bodies for a great night. The problem has been that all other cheap solutions are liquor-based, not beer-based. Problem solved, sign me up!

    (And yes, I've put instant coffee into a pint of beer and chugged it. It works but isn't too great as you'd imagine)

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  209. Potential hazard? by discHead · · Score: 1

    So people will be able to get loopy on this beer, but the caffeine will make it feel like they're not getting loopy...?

    I see more drunk-driving incidents ahead. What say you all?

    1. Re:Potential hazard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say with a slashdot ID of 3226 you are old enough to find out the effects of alcohol yourself. People drink coke and *Insert any alcohol here* and have forever. Go out and live a little, come back and the next alcohol related story tell us about it rather than making observations most 6th graders would come up with.

  210. Alcohol is a depressant... by 9mind · · Score: 1

    What is going to be the chemical effects on mood and body when mixing Caffeine with it? I'm sorry... but it seems quite the odd combination.

    1. Re:Alcohol is a depressant... by BumbaCLot · · Score: 1

      Have some red bull and vodka and find out for yourself. You are a few years behind the times, this is nothing new. From the sound of it you don't seem like the experimenting type, unless it is on lab rats.

  211. You're thinking of Sparks by aztektum · · Score: 1
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  212. Denny's at 4a.m. by JojoLinkyBob · · Score: 1

    Great, we'll all have to stay up much later now to catch the fascinating people walking into Denny's, away from their drunken adventures :)

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  213. Redhook did this a few years back by trodemaster88 · · Score: 1

    http://www.epinions.com/content_22757150340

    It was called double black stout.
    Started with a redhook stout beer and added starbucks coffee.
    Not exactly targeted at the younger drinking crowd.

    Not being a coffee drinker I could only describe the flavor as funky..

  214. CAB already exisits by cudaboy_71 · · Score: 1

    i was in germany this past march and was given a CAB (cola and beer) in a can. while i tried not to appear too disgusted to my gracious hosts, i pulled the libation to my lips.

    not too bad. dunno if i could put down 6 of them on a sunday afternoon watching my team. but, it was not as bad as it sounds. and, from a marketing POV it woulnt have the 'pussy-factor' Zima seemed to radiate, IMO.

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  215. Coffee Grog by PakProtector · · Score: 1

    Take some brewed coffee. Pour it back into the machine. Put in some fresh grindings. Rebrew.

    Put this liquid into a pot and heat it to boiling. In a Mug (Large), place several shots of your favorite hard liquour, then fill with some ice.

    Pour boiling coffee into mug over ice.

    Be Drunkenly Alert for hours.

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  216. Like diesel? by infolib · · Score: 1

    Beer mixed with cola (aka Diesel) is quite popular in Germany - the most popular brand seems to be Mixery. Dunno why though - they've got some of the best beers in the world.

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  217. Re:I was an import drinker then I saw the light by Omestes · · Score: 1

    But there is a distinction between drinking beer because beer is proof that god loves us, and drinking beer to get pissed. For the first cause I sit around drinking a decent IPA (usually Stone). For the second I quaff PBR by the bucket-full.

    Bud is crap though. PBR is MUCH better, which still isn't saying much though. It just seems that PBR tastes like beer, and is cheaper (2 12s for $10), and some bars around here (Flagstaff) have 25c PBR night (anything up to 16oz 25c), and the rest are $1 pints. I can drink a 12 of Bud and not be even slightly impaired, while a 12 of PBR will at least get me a buzz. Perhaps it is just because they used to brew PBR in my home town (Milwakee). Another thing good about PBR is that they are a smaller company, and don't cough up millions of dollars saying that they will make the "bitches" like you, while allowing you to throw a 300yrd pass, all in your backyard with pretty people.

    But most of the time I drink beer because it tastes good, and is a good way to wind down. For that there is Stone IPA (or Arrogant Bastard), Guinness, or Paulaner Heifeweissen.

    Taste is by far more important than a good drunk. Besides if a 12 pack of Bud can get you drunk, a six pack of Stone IPA should really get you, for cheaper.

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  218. Tylenol + alcohol = liver damage by belchingjester · · Score: 1
    What I did learn is HOW to drink though. If they are adding all this sugar and caffeine to beer, its time to buy stock in Tylenol..
    Bad idea if you like your liver. Straight Dope and LSU Alcohol Research Center links for some background... A main contributing factor to hangovers is dehydration, so try loading up on water or gatorade or the like. Or eating something first.
  219. Mill Street Coffee Porter by zoftie · · Score: 1

    Mill Street Brewery makes outsanding Coffee Porter, for you beer buffs, its something to try. Afaik caffeine is pretty resilient to heat and other processes, so I think there is some caffeine left.

    http://millstreetbrewery.com/beers_coffeeporter. ht m

  220. Beer is a sedative How will this work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The caffeine and alcohol will cancel each other out.

  221. Beer Pansies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The majority of beer drinkers here in the states want something weak and tasteless that they can knock back ASAP and reach for another...

    See, I never got that whole mentality. That's why I drank hard liquor and cocktails. For less money overall, I could drink more alcohol in a shorter period of time. (Try to find beer that gives a better alcohol/money ratio than cheap vodka and orange juice.)

    American beer is for tasteless people who can't hold their liquor.

  222. http://www.drinksparks.com/ by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

    This energy drink/alcholic beverage has been around for quite a while now, so B(E) isn't exactly an original idea, mostly an imitation of an already sucessful product.

  223. Others by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Try Stone Brew or Sierra Nevada beers. Or Rogue. Or North Coast. Or Great Lakes. Or Alesmith. Or Humboldt. Or one of many others.

    There are a ton of great, independent American beers. I agree with the tragedy of Redhook - kind of like when Coors bought Pete's.

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  224. HyperGlow Caffeineated Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a few years old...

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/looflirpa/beer.sh tm l

  225. The effects of this drink... IN JAPAN! by Bloodlent · · Score: 0

    10 minutes:XD... 2 hours:^.^... next morning:>.

  226. It's not beer there I said it by Phelan · · Score: 1

    Baanana flavored Hefen-Weiszen?
    Ask you said that a brewmaster in Germany fell over and died

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  227. Re:I was an import drinker then I saw the light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds good. Drink piss-water & hand the savings to strippers.

  228. Brill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just the drink to make your digestive track want to get back of you. Think of it! You can be drunk and have a hangover at the same time!

  229. Coors and pasteurization by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    WRONG. Coors is indeed NOT heat-pasteurized.

    While they may be a crappy brewery (although Blue Moon, a rather good wheat beer, is brewed by Coors), they are one of the top two ceramics companies in the world, with Kyocera being the other one.

    Coors? Ceramics? Rather than heat pasteurization, Coors mastered the art of making ceramic microparticulate filters. Instead of killing the critters, Coors just filters them out. Coors is most likely the #1 company in the world as far as filtering technology.

    Coors Ceramics and Coors Brewing Company are now seperate companies, but there's a reason they have the same name and are both headquartered in Golden, CO.

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  230. Anheuser Busch's best beer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. Is their Anheuser World Select beer. It has a lot of taste. I think it is best a little warm.

    They also own about 2,700,000 shares of Red Hook beer. I believe that is about a third of the outstanding shares.

    They even make their own stout, Bare Knuckle Stout. I have never tried it. It seems to have a limited release.

    Here is a list of all of their beers.
    http://www.anheuser-busch.com/overview/abi.html/

  231. Bahhhh! It's been done before. by BlueFashoo · · Score: 1

    Many of us homebrewers have been making coffee beers for a long time, and they can quite good. I've got a mocha beer in the works right now. Young's makes a double chocolate stout that is really delicious. I'm not aware of any comercially available coffee beers though.

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  232. Great! caffeinated crap! by Nordrick+Framelhamme · · Score: 1
    Considering that brewers main product is nothing more than stale watered down diarrhea from a syphalitic camel with leaking roids, rectal cancer and genital warts thats then been masticated by inbred hillbillies with oral herpes, perforated mouth ulcers and pustulant gums this new product does not exactly make me shiver with antici...pation.

    It does amuse me that this new product is going to drive drug testers crazy with the new results they are going to get. And the mayhem that will ensue at the average frat house kegger when a bunch of drunken idiots who are wired on caffiene would certainly be a sight to see. It would make Animal House look like something that Dean Vernon Wormer would organise. And knowing how much of that liquid garbage it takes to get normal adults drunk that will be a hell of a caffiene rush!

  233. Re:Isn't this against the normal definition of bee by nicholasharbour · · Score: 1

    close, 4 ingredients: barley (or wheat), yeast, hops and water. Malt sugar is the converted starch from partially germinated barley or wheat and is technically the "barley" ingredient.

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  234. That's been done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been done in Australia, of course. Carlton & United Breweries (subsidiary of Foster's for you foreigners) released a product called "Carlton G" two or three years ago which contained caffeine and guarana. It was available for about a year before it was replaced by the next trial (a beer and vodka mix). It was designed to try and get some of the dance club set drinking beer again - the breweries have taken a hit as ravers turn to energy drinks, lollipops and ecstacy.

  235. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  236. Starbucks by mevans · · Score: 1

    So will each of the 3 billion locations be applying for its own liquor license?

  237. caffeinated beer BECAME a reality... by riprjak · · Score: 1

    ...At least 7 or 8 years ago in Australia. Of course, no one bought it and the creator was summarily executed for failure to properly respect the beer. One does NOT make sweet beers nor ADD things to beer, EVER.

    Course, I was joking about the summarily executed bit... We still hope parliament will pass laws allowing us to kill people who make bad beer, mix beer with other fluids (including spirits). Beer is the greatest gift the gods gave humanity next to the ability and impulse to manufacture missle weapons, it should not be taken lightly.

    Of course, I just spent a couple of weeks in the tropics and could be suffering severe dehydration and hallucination. The thing about the caffeinated beer over here was true tho.

    err!
    jak.

  238. error! by a24061 · · Score: 1
    while (! sleepy() ) {
    drink(beer) ;
    }

    overflow error!
    pipe full!
  239. Oh great by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    take the fun out of mugging, why don't you?

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  240. Chocolate beer Re:Gratuitous Linkage by ekes · · Score: 1

    Very true, but in the case of Youngs Chocolate Stout, which really does have chocolate in it...

    Young's Product Info

    They are now the brewers of Waggledance too, with honey in it...

    1. Re:Chocolate beer Re:Gratuitous Linkage by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected, thank you! No wonder I didn't like the stuff.

    2. Re:Chocolate beer Re:Gratuitous Linkage by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      You must be certifiably insane then. Young's Double Chocolate Stout is a fantastic beer

      --Joey

  241. Anheuser-Busch? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    IMHO, Anheuser-Busch has been doing to beer what Microsoft has done to operating systems. I can see an advertising slogan right now:
    Budweiser -- the Windows of beers!
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  242. You all are forgetting a classic combo... by EaTiN+cOfFeE+bEaNs · · Score: 1

    How about vodka and Bawls?

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  243. Done before! XLR8! by pdr77 · · Score: 1

    Not sure exactly where it's from, but in Australia a drink of this vein called XLR8 has been available for at least 7 years. It not only has alcohol and caffeine but guarana and lots of sugar and carbon dioxide. I had a friend who suffered from depression who loved the stuff cause she could drink alcohol without getting all sad - in fact the guarana had her bouncing off the walls!

    Pete