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  1. Don't depelete my oxygen on World's First Battery Fueled By Air · · Score: -1

    for a guy who's turning blue

  2. Beowulf clusters of hair donors? on New Food-Growth Product a Bit Hairy · · Score: 1

    I sense a few more bald heads running around if this product starts to take off!

  3. Apple Tax on The Secret History of the FBI's Classified Spyware · · Score: -1, Redundant

    This explains a few things!

    The Apple tax! The guberment just doesn't want us to use anything but insecure Windows systems.

    Suspicious use of Linux (and friends): They can't p0wn every linux or bsd variation, so they are automatically wary.

    The NSA They didn't get in on the NSA's backdoor in Windows NT, and they're still pissed.

  4. Re:Better than mplayer? on VLC 0.9.9, The Best Media Player Just Got Better · · Score: 1

    Check out MPlayer OSX Extended. It's the bees knees.

  5. Gimp Rocks! on Beginning GIMP: From Novice to Professional 2nd Ed · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I love the Gimp. I find many features are easier to learn than Photoshop. It goes both ways though... some stuff is much nicer in Photoshop. I miss a few features though - Gimp doesn't do 16 bits per color channel (yet), and it doesn't do clipping paths in JPEG files (which arent part of the JPEG standards). If it could do both of these it would meet all my professional needs.

  6. Re:It gets better on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 1

    I like your summary. And it brings to my mind that the Boston Tea Party was illegal too. Where would the United States be today if the colonists just said to themselves "well, that's against the rules, comrade".

  7. Re:Stimulus Storage? on Bill Would Require ISPs, Wi-Fi Users To Keep Logs · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just like they pay for brake pads on your yaris.

  8. Re:Apple's reality-distortion field on Apple Claims That Jail-Breaking Is Illegal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You're not purchasing the software. Almost nobody purchases software.

    What you are purchasing is a license to use that software.

    Since the software contains controls, Apple could argue those controls are being circumvented (which is illegal under DMCA) for gaining access to protected works for infringing purposes.

    I'm not going to say I agree or disagree, but I can see Apple's point of view here.

  9. bad != not funny on Four In Ten People Will Laugh At Anything · · Score: 1

    Yeah, bad jokes can still be funny. Ask my kids, they hear them all the time!

  10. ...smash your hard drive into smithereens on "Smash Your Hard Drive" To Fight Identity Theft · · Score: 1

    You mean these guys?

    They probably wouldn't see it coming, but I don't know how this practice will help prevent identity theft. And they look like they might smash back, too :-(

  11. Re:Or... on $30B IT Stimulus Will Create Almost 1 Million Jobs · · Score: 1

    In what country is there a total of roughly 350 citizens?

  12. Re:Is it just me on Student Faces Suspension For Spamming Profs · · Score: 1

    I think this is related to the fad of branding, and since it is voluntary, students are essentially asking to be treated like cattle.

    Heck, they even have their own iApps these days.

  13. Re:Thank Christ on Maryland Court Weighs Internet Anonymity · · Score: 1

    Thank christ Maryland isn't the center of the known universe. Maryland can do whatever the hell it feels like, and all the citizens can cow down to its respective governments, but as for me, Mr xxxx yyyyy, I will revel in my internet anonymity.

    That's easy for you to say. I have to go through Maryland on my way to the beach!

  14. Beware the Unibrow! on Indiana Bans Driver's License Smiles, For Security · · Score: 1

    The article fails to mention, however, the legality of beards, mustaches, and bushy eyebrows.

    'cause we all know, unibrow == unibomber

  15. Every network is different... on Who Protects the Internet? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and the "internet" is the chaos that arises from connecting all these networks together.

    My organization needs to make its own decisions on what policies it need to implement on its network.

    Communications between my college and many strange corners of the globe occur daily. If I dropped kerberos at my borders, Xbox wouldn't work anymore, and I would be risking bodily harm from the rioting mobs.

    Now, if a federal department had such traffic crossing its borders, they'd have a rapid deployment team there within minutes to figure out what happened.

    Anyone who tells you that security can be solved easily is probably trying to sell you something...

  16. What kind of lenses? on 1.4 Billion Pixel Camera To Watch For Asteroids · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I bet it has no practical depth of field, even when stopped down to f/64. Wonder what the pixel density is...

  17. Re:Damn on 1.4 Billion Pixel Camera To Watch For Asteroids · · Score: 4, Funny

    Martin? Bro? Is that you? I have a question for you:

    why does the internet get slow every time i send you pictures?

  18. Re:It's obvious that what we need is... on Judge Excludes 3 "John Does" From RIAA Subpoena · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're assuming they apply logic where logic is appropriate. I think you give them too much credit.

  19. It's the Network! on Microsoft Blames Add-Ons For Browser Woes · · Score: 1

    Around here, and many other places, I suspect, the generally-accepted practice is to first blame the network when problems arise.

    The network usually isn't at fault but we are still forced to jump through hoops before we can tell the user the network is fine, it's their poorly-implemented config/script/filter that caused their problems.

    I see this as a similar practice... if some crap comes through the browser, it must be the browser's fault. Nevermind that some toolbar or plugin or other enhacement left a few doors open.

  20. Re:What about multiple cameras using the same sens on Digital Photos Give Away a Camera's Make and Model · · Score: 3, Funny

    You insensitive clod! I shoot my digitals in the raw!

  21. Re:Wow, goodwill is an asset? on Fedora 9 Would Cost $10.8B To Build From Scratch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nope... but the Phillies got you a free taco last night!

  22. Re:Chop off students' hands on Many Universities Spending $100K/Year Enforcing P2P Rules · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea, but do you want someone in your university to watch all your P2P traffic and try to decide which streams are legally acceptable and which ones would offend the RIAA/MPAA/etc?

  23. misleading... on Many Universities Spending $100K/Year Enforcing P2P Rules · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's a bit misleading in my experience.

    I would say that the services and equipment which are used to fight or support or enforce P2P issues are easily at the $100k level in larger universities.

    However, the equipment and services are also used for other purposes such as regulating bandwidth usage, fighting viruses and worms, and limiting network access to only members of the University community.

  24. Re:Many addr's may be behind firewalls... on Millions of Internet Addresses Are Lying Idle · · Score: 1

    Yeah... because I want everyone to be able to print to my printer!

  25. Re:Give back class As on Millions of Internet Addresses Are Lying Idle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Core routers don't get DHCP addresses. Servers don't get DHCP addresses. Infrastructure, for the most part, should not be dynamic, and should never rely on other infrastructure unnecessary.

    It can take years to transition between addressing policies.