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Bill Would Require ISPs, Wi-Fi Users To Keep Logs

suraj.sun notes CNet reporting on bills filed in the US House and Senate that would require all ISPs and operators of Wi-Fi hotspots — including home users — to maintain access logs for 2 years to aid in law enforcement. The bills were filed by Republicans, but the article notes that the idea of forcing data retention has been popular on both sides of the aisle over the years. "Republican politicians on Thursday called for a sweeping new federal law that... would impose unprecedented data retention requirements on a broad swath of Internet access providers and is certain to draw fire from businesses and privacy advocates. ... Each [bill] contains the same language: 'A provider of an electronic communication service or remote computing service shall retain for a period of at least two years all records or other information pertaining to the identity of a user of a temporarily assigned network address the service assigns to that user [i.e., DHCP].'"

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  1. Generate your own 'fake' logs by BrittanyGites · · Score: 0

    Just knock up a utility to generate fake log files with random IP addresses when required.

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    1. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by lucifig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, because jail is fun.

    2. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by jetsci · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What happens when some user with a haphazard setup suffers major data loss due to poor backup patterns? I doubt they'll be subject to jail time. Unless the (American) government provides a reliable way of storing this information for the required period.

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    3. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Anybody who values liberty should be willing to spend some time in jail, rather than submit to an unconstitutional tyrannical law.

      I say "unconstitutional" because it is illegal for congress to order me, in my private home, to keep logs. Their authority ends at the interstate border. In regards to my private Wifi service, the only authority I have to obey is my home state legislature, since I operate completely and wholly within the state.

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    4. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my hotspot doesn't have dhcp. each client is statically configured. now?

    5. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Silicon+Jedi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember that post about geeks thinking they are lawyers?

    6. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Weird... because I'm pretty sure if you're browsing the web, you're communicating across state lines... even if you only view sites that keep the routes within state lines you're still subject.

      For example, if I built a radio transmitter, but the signal doesn't reach out of my neighborhood, but I'm blocking other devices and maybe transmitting questionable material, I'm pretty sure the FCC (congress controlled) will be at my door when a few neighbors turn in complaints

    7. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by rolfc · · Score: 1

      You are fried! You have to use dhcp.

    8. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by meist3r · · Score: 1

      In a state were bills like that are passed jail is the best place you can be. Aside from the occasional rape and shanking at least you've got your privacy and the rules aren't as stringent as outside.

      Oh America ... home of the brave ... land of the fr... wait ... no I think you need to change the lyrics.

    9. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Jurily · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Anybody who values liberty should be willing to spend some time in jail, rather than submit to an unconstitutional tyrannical law.

      Translation: the Land Of The Free is dead. You shouldn't even have these thoughts otherwise.

      I say "unconstitutional" because it is illegal for congress to order me, in my private home, to keep logs. Their authority ends at the interstate border. In regards to my private Wifi service, the only authority I have to obey is my home state legislature, since I operate completely and wholly within the state.

      Do you have an ISP? It won't matter once they get to them.

    10. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Weird... because I'm pretty sure if you're browsing the web, you're communicating across state lines"

      Communicating yet, but, does that actually constitute interstate commerce? I thought that was all the feds were supposed to be able to legislate?

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    11. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      What privacy? You mean never knowing if you're being watched behind that 2-way mirror facing your cell block? You mean having your little tub of belongings searched at any time of the day and for any reason? You mean sharing a cell with 1 or more "buddies" that you can only get away from when you shower... if you're lucky?

      Even if you were being sarcastic, jail is never the best place you can be.

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    12. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "... anybody who values liberty should be willing to spend some time in jail...."

      So you can get butt raped, oh, and have a permanent criminal record that will stain your credibility with every employer you will ever try to deal with for the rest of your life, all for the sake of defending an ideal that you going to prison isn't going to make a whit of difference for because lawmakers aren't about to change the laws just because a few pussy little nerds (who, by the way, are the only people that are remotely likely to care about this) might spend some time in jail for "civil disobedience".

      My liberty means plenty to me. My life, and my future, means more.

      Get some perspective, dude.

    13. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dan541 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How exactly do they expect people to keep access logs?

      I can draw up a budget, and system to do the job but someone has to pay for it.

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    14. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the feds legislate whatever they want these days.

    15. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Zordak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I say "unconstitutional" because it is illegal for congress to order me, in my private home, to keep logs. Their authority ends at the interstate border.

      While my first thought was also to bemoan the death of the interstate commerce clause, the truth is, everything you do is considered interstate commerce under our screwed-up constitutional jurisprudence. If you grown wheat on your own farm, make bread with it in your own home on said farm, and use it slop your own pigs on said farm, you have engaged in interstate commerce. So says the Supreme Court to uphold the New Deal (which is what your grandparents called a stimulus package). It was beyond a stretch. It was downright dishonest. But it's the law of the land. If this law gets passed, don't look for it to get overturned on constitutional grounds, not even by the Roberts court. You'd get Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and maybe Roberts, but Kennedy would vote with the liberal bloc.

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    16. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by yuriyg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What, now you have to be lawyer for the government not to spy on you? I thought the Fourth Amendment covered all citizens.

    17. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I murder another human being in my home (whether I invited them in or they broke in and threatened my family) you can bet the law is gonna get involved somehow...

      That said, the required skill for faking evidence in the above incident is much higher than spoofing a MAC address.

    18. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by genner · · Score: 1

      "Weird... because I'm pretty sure if you're browsing the web, you're communicating across state lines"

      Communicating yet, but, does that actually constitute interstate commerce? I thought that was all the feds were supposed to be able to legislate?

      If anyone buys anything over the internet from your hotspot it becomes interstate commerce.

    19. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When was the last time you read the Constitution? And when was the last time you read up on some major Supreme Court cases? It's not unconstitutional for Congress to impose regulations on various things. And Congress can very well meddle with things within your home state, as seen in such cases as Wickard v. Filburn, which basically said that anything you produce, even if you never sell it, can be regulated by Congress.

    20. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The boilerplate at the top of everything US Congress includes some bit about how the document's authority is justified by being pertinent to Interstate Commerce (or at least the documents used to). I think this came under the scrutiny of SCOTUS decades and decades ago, and they ruled that it was OK.

      Of course, *everything* can somehow be related to interstate commerce. For example, hairbrushes can be shipped across State lines; so, regardless of whether they are shipped across State lines or not, Congress can give themselves authority for anything relating to hairbrushes, possibly including how they get used.

    21. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by link-error · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The Whitehouse can't even find their own frickin emails. They want every Dick and Jane to keep 2 year logs? Bush didn't go to jail, but Jane probably will.

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    22. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by multisync · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My liberty means plenty to me. My life, and my future, means more.

      Get some perspective, dude.

      Without liberty, you may not have a life or a future, dude.

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    23. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by collinstocks · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. The router that we have does not have the capability of keeping logs, as far as I know. Even if it does, it does not make it easy, and I have no intention of figuring out how to make it keep logs. In any event, I am sure that there are some routers that are completely incapable of keeping logs, and those would have to be replaced in order to comply with the law. Who will pay for this? Last time I checked, the government can't suddenly force everybody to pay money for something. IANAL, of course, so what do I know?

    24. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Regardless of whether geeks=lawyers or not, the simple fact is that most home wifi boxes aren't equipped to keep logs on this kind of scale.

      The Homeland Security agent can demand until he turns black in the face, but demanding isn't getting. Simple answer: No. Tough shit.

    25. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a law degree to understand the People's Constitution. It's written in plain-english. Congress can regulate interstate commerce, Not intrastate, therefore they can not tell me what to do with my Wifi service.

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    26. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If anyone buys anything over the internet from your hotspot it becomes interstate commerce."

      I could actually see this as possible, but, what if nothing is ever purchased? Then, there is no interstate commerce.

      Of course, I realize they can doublespeak this to somehow BE interestate commerce (after all, they did somehow manage to rule the growing pot and other things for personal consumption somehow could be construed as interstate commerce).

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    27. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the children at MIT could help us out like they did with "Create a Published Paper" - but on second thought perhaps we should listen to Thomas Jefferson who said...
      "A little revolution now and then is a good thing; the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. (1787) "

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    28. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by BountyX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pretty soon we will see fake traffic log generators, awesome.

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    29. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My liberty means plenty to me. My life, and my future, means more.

      When you have no freedom, liberty or rights left I'm sure your life will mean a lot to you because your future wont be worth shit.

    30. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary ...."

      I think maybe you need to get some perspective, Dude.

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    31. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Perhaps we need to start a movement for a constitutional amendment to define precisely what interstate commerce is.

      Anybody got a server we could start a website on?

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    32. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      If I murder another human being in my home (whether I invited them in or they broke in and threatened my family) you can bet the law is gonna get involved somehow...

      Yes. The local police department will get involved. Were you trying to make a point?

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    33. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by DrLudicrous · · Score: 4, Informative

      Just like drinking ages are set by the States too. And all of them are 21. It is mere coincidence that the Feds threatened to withhold highway funds unless they got their way.

    34. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, don't generate fake logs.

      Instead, you dedicate an old junk-box computer whose job is nothing more than to use a random MAC, connect to the AP, grab an IP, and disconnect, over and over, forever. There's nothing illegal about that.

      When the feds ask, you will now have a compressed log of several TB to hand them. Good luck!

      Frustration isn't a crime.

    35. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only as long as you let them legislate whatever they want. That's the basis of the whole system. Do you hate what the government is doing? Really? Do you hate it enough to do something about it? Or are you just gonna sit at your computer and complain about it on /.?

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    36. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make it constitutional/legal.

    37. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Oops. The hard drive with all my logs is broken, here are the pieces. [hands over a bag of shrapnel].

      I guess it was a bad idea to remove it from the PC with a chainsaw.

      Sorry.

    38. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      while it may be written in plain english, it is hardly applied on the plain-word meaning on a regular basis. in fact, lately, if its being applied on a plain-words level, it is usually Scalia using the plain words to limit, rather than protect a given freedom or liberty. Particularly on this topic, you really dont want to advocate plain-words, given that the 4th amendment describes not a "right to privacy" but specific places in which the government cannot search without due process. The Supreme Court decision that does explicitly recognize a right to privacy speaks not of 'plain words' but of 'penumbras' from other constitutional provisions. Furthermore, if you're operating a purely intrastate netowork, that's one thing, but the rest of us use internets that transcend state and national boundaries...

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    39. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yes I'm aware.

      I'm also aware that my "peaceful" Amish neighbors grow wheat, bake bread, and never report to Congress any of their activities. They also refuse to pay income tax, medicare, or social security, and have been refusing since the New Deal years. They believe in freedom and very politely, but very firmly, tell the Washington politicians to screw themselves.

      I follow my Amish neighbors example: I'm not keeping logs. I'm not reporting how much wheat I grew, or bread I baked, or anything else. The Constitution does Not give congress, or the president, or the supreme asses the authority to regulate intrastate commerce.

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    40. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by somethingwicked · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, the buggies the Amish use don't have headlights. The govt makes them put reflectors on their buggies, that the Amish hate.

      I can assure you, if this goes into effect (And just to be clear, I hate this idea), you won't get away with "My equipment is not capable of meeting your requirements"

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    41. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I disagree. It has been well-known since the start that liberty is not free. Thomas Jefferson said the people must, from time to time, revolt and shed blood. (Or spend time in jail.) People must be willing to stand-up for their freedom, not just buckle under, and if that means spending a little time in jail because you refuse to comply with an unconstitutional law, so be it.

      And to answer your other question, I don't keep logs and never will.
      Fuck them.

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    42. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In regards to my private Wifi service, the only authority I have to obey is my home state legislature, since I operate completely and wholly within the state.

      Ahhh, but the airwaves/light spectrum is regulated by the Federal Government(FCC). So Wifi falls under their authority. And if the Fed can regulate intra-state drugs(e.g. marijuana in California) under the guise of interstate commerce, you be pretty sure they'll apply the same thinking to intra-state internet service.

      The Fed has been running rough shod over the States since the Civil War. The beast has gotten too large to care about the "of the people for the people" bit.... it just wants "moar".

    43. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by chadplusplus · · Score: 1

      The internet is clearly "interstate". People pay money for it. Accordingly, it falls within the purview of interstate commerce as it has come to be defined.

      Off the top of my head, I can only recall one recent case wherein the Supreme Court struck down a law that was allegedly based upon interstate commerce. It had to do with a federal law imposing penalties or stiffer penalties or something like that for the possession of a firearm in a school zone. Congress and the DOJ claimed the Feds authority for the bill arose from the commerce clause. The Supreme Court struck that one down. US v. Rodriguez I think.

      Contrariwise, the most outrageous extension of the commerce clause that was upheld by the Supreme Court was back during the depression and one of the great legacies left by the FDR administration. Crop controls were placed upon farmers through a federal bill limiting the amount of grain that a farmer could grow. A farmer in Illinois, if I recall correctly, grew more than he was permitted, but he didn't sell it or anything. He just grew the grain for his own use on his own farm.

      The Supreme Court at the time opined that because the farmer grew more than he was permitted, he would buy less from the general market decreasing the interstate demand for grain. Accordingly, his actions on his own private land for his own private needs and uses affected interstate commerce and the law was enforceable.

      The point is: the use of the internet is clearly within the purview of the interstate commerce clause and is subject to regulation by the federal government. While I don't like this idea in the least, technical limitations aside, I would prefer it if the individual users maintained the logs instead of the ISPs. That way, the Feds have to get a warrant to get your logs instead of just asking your ISP nicely.

    44. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      constitutional, legal and morally right have deviated to a considerable extent over the past 200 years. What may be morally right and constitutional is often if not most of the time illegal. see war on drugs, war on terror, economic stimulus package, and 99% of the bills passed by congress.

    45. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by icebraining · · Score: 1

      You can generate it with a fake logger...

      I would deliver 5 TB of logs in floppy disks :P

    46. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good question. I'm fairly certain the original intent of the Constitution was Not to invade private homes. They had interstate commerce in the 1780s (letters, pamphlets) but never intended that Congress should require Thom or George or Ben or James to keep a log of every letter they ever mailed.

      "On every question of construction [of the Constitution] let us carry
      ourselves back to the time when the Constitution was adopted, recollect
      the spirit manifested in the debates, and instead of trying what meaning
      may be squeezed out of the text, or intended against it, conform to the
      probable one in which it was passed." - Thomas Jefferson, founder of the Democrats

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    47. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      P.S.

      "But the Chief Justice says, 'There must be an ultimate arbiter somewhere.' True, there must; but does that prove it is either party? The ultimate arbiter is the people of the Union, assembled by their deputies in convention, at the call of Congress or of two-thirds of the States. Let them decide to which they mean to give an authority claimed by two of their organs." - Thomas Jefferson, founder of the Democratic Party

      I think the time has come for the State Legislatures to stand-up, unite in convention, and define once and for all what the interstate commerce clause means. I suspect they will be near-unanimous in their conviction that the clause does NOT mean the U.S. can regulate how much corn I grow on my farm, or how many years worth of logs I must keep by my bed. Such matters belong in the purview of the local men in the legislature. (Or better yet, in the hands of the People, in their private homes.)

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    48. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Hordeking · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Weird... because I'm pretty sure if you're browsing the web, you're communicating across state lines"

      Communicating yet, but, does that actually constitute interstate commerce? I thought that was all the feds were supposed to be able to legislate?

      I think this applies here.

      http://www.veiled-chameleon.com/weblog/archives/000166.html

      [Clarence Thomas] said that the women's marijuana was never bought or sold, never crossed state lines and had no "demonstrable" effect on the national market for marijuana: "If Congress can regulate this under the Commerce Clause, then it can regulate virtually anything," including "quilting bees, clothes drives and potluck suppers." Thus "the federal government is no longer one of limited and enumerated powers."

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    49. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

      What, the Amish use WiFi now ??

      * goes check if his hotspot has reflectors

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    50. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Only as long as you let them legislate whatever they want. That's the basis of the whole system. Do you hate what the government is doing? Really? Do you hate it enough to do something about it? Or are you just gonna sit at your computer and complain about it on /.?

      I'd do something about it sooner, but there's a waiting period on purchasing firearms! A well-armed populace is the best defense against tyranny!

    51. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Without liberty, you may not have a life or a future, dude."

      And in jail, I *WOULD* have neither.... so, let's see... a choice between possibly not having much of a future or certainly not having much of a future... Seems to me that it's a simple choice between the lesser of two evils.

      Am I going rah, rah, rah, and cheering this bill on? Not for a second... but I know that my time on this planet is finite and I'd prefer to maximize the amount of enjoyment I can get out of it for as long as I can. Seems to me that spending _ANY_ amount of that time in jail would drastically reduce that enjoyment, and limit opportunities I might want to undertake in the future, not to mention being a really shitty experience overall. Besides, there's not the remotest indication that anybody spending any time in jail over this would make any difference to lawmakers. The fact that it actually has in the past has, to the best of my knowledge, always been related to matters of human discrimination, which this isn't even slightly related to. If you want to live in some dreamworld where good always triumphs over evil, and believing in some sort of "cause" might actually have some sort of worth beyond what can be measured quantitatively, be my guest... I'm just doing my best to survive in this one and make the most of what I actually _do_ have.

      Oh, and yes... I am a cynic.

    52. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      Do you have an ISP? It won't matter once they get to them.

      this could be the VERY thing to force ALL data to be encrypted.

      ALL of it.

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    53. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cl0s · · Score: 1

      Ehh, you talkin about that 'damn piece of paper'? That hasn't mattered much for a while now, I'm sure somewhere behind this is a lot of big business -- track downloaders, sharer's, etc... What big business wants, big business gets.

    54. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Conventions are scary things these days if they are composed of elected representatives rather than State appointees. Do you believe that the representatives running in your area really understand the problem and really have your best interests in mind. The larger this nation gets, the larger the sphere of power afforded to every representative gets. It's not like in the early days where a Convention was composed of representatives from 13 fairly small states with moderate populations. Today a convention would look more like the House of Representatives, and would likely be nothing more than an analog of it.

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    55. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by SkeezerDoodle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the buggies the Amish use don't have headlights. The govt makes them put reflectors on their buggies, that the Amish hate.

      WTF? This has nothing to do with it. Are you suggesting that the reflectors that those buggies are required to have can contain 2 years worth of logs? Furthermore, this is for the safety of motorists and the Amish (not to mention the horses.) Unless there is some kind of compensation for the storage/backup/restore of these logs, I don't see how this holds water. I should not be "required" to do anything with my network. BTW, as previously stated, what if I run static IPs? What then?

    56. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      For example, hairbrushes can be shipped across State lines; so, regardless of whether they are shipped across State lines or not, Congress can give themselves authority for anything relating to hairbrushes, possibly including how they get used.

      Not quite. I only know from personal example. When the FDA does site audits, one of the first things they will ask for are bills of ladening for outgoing product, because this proves their authority over the company by showing that they engage in interstate commerce. So determining that actual interstate commerce is occurring is still important.

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    57. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by pootypeople · · Score: 1

      What, you going to rebel against the government? That's called suicide-by-cop. It's always interesting that folks point to guns as protection against tyranny. Guess what? If you're going to try to use a gun against the government, the government will use many more against you. If you truly want to change anything in this country, the political process is the best (very very far from perfect) way to do it. You are far more likely to succeed at changing the way the government works by political processes.

      Your chances aren't particularly good, but they ARE non-zero. Your chances of starting a successful revolution against the United States government with privately owned firearms are zero. Folks fetishizing weapons like this is obnoxious. Stop glorifying violence in your own mind and get with the 21st century.

    58. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by pootypeople · · Score: 1

      How would you argue that the economic stimulus package is either immoral or unconstitutional? It regulates interstate commerce fairly clearly. The Congress is entitled to raise funds and distribute them. "I don't like it" does not equal "unconstitutional." As to the morality of government spending? Lots of folks opposed to the stimulus supported the Iraq war. If you want to get into the relative morality of different kinds of government spending (even deficit spending), I think you'll find you're probably not on the firmest ground. Or would you argue that highway construction is somehow morally objectionable and war isn't?

    59. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by rjune · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a similar case about someone who wanted to grow barley for use in home brewing. None of the suppliers would sell to him because of the tiny quantity he needed, but the government wouldn't allow him to grow his own because he would affect interstate commerce because he wouldn't be buying it on the open market.

    60. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Jurily · · Score: 1

      this could be the VERY thing to force ALL data to be encrypted.

      Would be nice. The internet as a whole, however, was not designed to do that.

      More widespread paranoia is required for more widespread encryption.

    61. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      What, you going to rebel against the government? That's called suicide-by-cop. It's always interesting that folks point to guns as protection against tyranny. Guess what? If you're going to try to use a gun against the government, the government will use many more against you. If you truly want to change anything in this country, the political process is the best (very very far from perfect) way to do it. You are far more likely to succeed at changing the way the government works by political processes.

      Your chances aren't particularly good, but they ARE non-zero. Your chances of starting a successful revolution against the United States government with privately owned firearms are zero. Folks fetishizing weapons like this is obnoxious. Stop glorifying violence in your own mind and get with the 21st century.

      Dude, I was just joking - of course I'm just going to bitch on /. without actually doing anything :P

    62. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nicely said, but idiots like them are too fond of waving their surrogate penises around to listen to reason.

      (and I say that as an avid shooter)

      (obligatory joke: I bagged a 12-point avid just last month)

    63. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      So... if someone jumps on your WiFi and commits an online crime involving a server/pc in another state, wouldn't that fall under 'interstate' since the crime was committed over state lines?

      That said, I think the whole '2 year log' thing is a bad idea. Just not for the same reasons as you.

    64. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether geeks=lawyers or not, the simple fact is that most home wifi boxes aren't equipped to keep logs on this kind of scale.

      Yup, found out that my Vonage router doesn't allow me to log at all; keeps referring me to Vonage for "enabling that feature". Wonder if that gives me any immunity.

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    65. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Guess what? If you're going to try to use a gun against the government, the government will use many more against you.

      While that's generally true, if there were a truly popular uprising, the government and the military would be vastly outnumbered.

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    66. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What may be morally right and constitutional is often if not most of the time illegal.

      That's a little cynical. True, there is pretty much always something going on somewhere that is legal but immoral and/or unconstitutional. But pretty much everything that I, hopefully you, and most other people do for most of the time is moral, constitutional, and legal. Sure legality sometimes splits from morality and/or constitutionality, but it's hardly the norm.

    67. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Your chances of starting a successful revolution against the United States government with privately owned firearms are zero. Folks fetishizing weapons like this is obnoxious. Stop glorifying violence in your own mind and get with the 21st century."

      Well, if you get enough people with guns , say if a large part of the populace gets 'up in arms' literally...and they have a bunch of rifles from these guys make (I like the .50 cal 82A1 model myself), you'd have some serious firepower to go along with hope that if it was a large enough movement against something, that cops and soldiers (if they federalized and brought them in) aren't going to gun down that much of the populace, and might even join in.

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    68. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      We should only rebuild roads and bridges we've blown up in Iraq.

      The only welfare should be guaranteed employment in the military or industries that create death machines.

      If you disagree, we'll kill you, and then say your son or daughter or brother or sister or mother or father who come to kill us because we killed you did it because they hate our freedom.

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    69. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Congress: We decree that all Routers and Network devices must be replaced by July 1, 2009 and all new hardware must contain 500GB ROM Write-Once storage for saving mandatory log files. If your logs fill up, you must buy a new device and archive the old. A nightly dump will be done of your logs to a server in Langley. Goodbye to your upload cap, Comcast users.

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    70. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Congress: Oh, and new Network cards for everyone. Your new MAC address will be your social security number appended with a unique counter denoting how many network devices you've owned previously.

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    71. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      And more to the point - why should your surfing history and emails be kept for two years? Do you have to store your snail mail for two years? Man, America is getting increasingly totalitarian. What's next, body cavity searches when you go to the library?

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    72. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Except that I am not receiving any highway funds, so they cannot use it as extortion to make me retain logs. They might be able to force state legislatures to pass such laws, but highway funds give them no leverage over individuals.

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    73. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in Utah there isn't.....

    74. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      after all, they did somehow manage to rule the growing pot and other things for personal consumption somehow could be construed as interstate commerce

      Actually, they didn't "rule" anything on that subject. The DEA is simply completely ignoring the issue of lack of constitutional authority and conducting the raids anyway.

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    75. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > What's next, body cavity searches when you go to the library?

      They already have these at my local library.

      Or wait, maybe that guy was only DRESSED like a policeman..!

    76. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As siblings have pointed out, that might be risky.

      I recommend a login page on your open AP that uses the "honor system" to allow the user to identify themselves. In free-form text. Yeah, that should work.

      Heh heh.

    77. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by JohnnyKrisma · · Score: 1

      And I suppose all traffic you generate originates in that same state? The Feds have trumped this argument over and over by invoking the commerce clause as saying it involves interstate commerce. They could certainly get away with invoking it here when dealing with the "world wide" web.

    78. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if you get enough people with guns , say if a large part of the populace gets 'up in arms' literally...and they have a bunch of rifles

      Right. And this group of 'guys' with various and sundry firearms is going to do exactly what? Enfilade the police? Create a defensive perimeter? Do you think that some $random_gun_toting_mob is going to be able to do anything other than general rape and pillage?

      There is quite a bit more to warfare, even guerrilla warfare, then having .50 caliber guns. It's organization, organization, planning and execution. You're better off hoarding old cell phones or CB radios and learning how to make explosives. The kid in the basement with a mesh network OLPC and some crypto is going to me more useful than a half drunk, firearm toting, out of shape guy.

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    79. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly why power must be moved from the U.S. government back to the state, county, municipal level.

    80. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Pretty soon we will see fake traffic log generators, awesome.

      "Hey Virgil - how come everybody is going to this 127.0.0.1 website? I don't see anything there. Got any ideas?"

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    81. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by xbytor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Last time I checked, the government can't suddenly force everybody to pay money for something.

      *cough* Taxes *cough*

    82. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      WRT54G v3.0 FTW!

      Or maybe I'll just steal my neighbors' WiFi and let them deal with it.

      MAC address spoofing FTW!

    83. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      They could withhold any kind of funds they want to get states to do it their way.

      Someone remind me why we have a 9th amendment again?

    84. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by jackbird · · Score: 1

      When a bank or similar asks to see your 1040 from last year, do you tell them that?

    85. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by WNight · · Score: 1

      Exactly. What he should have done is leave out unconstitutional.

      At "rather than submit to tyranny." it's reasonable. And presumably expresses exactly the same sentiment.

      Because really, would it be okay just because it was constitutional?

    86. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by dwarfking · · Score: 2, Insightful

      White House != Congress

      This is proposed by Congress (Legislative branch), not the White House (Executive branch). Where are all the emails written/received from Congress critters? The only ones I've heard of in recent years are those associated with Republicans being slimes with interns, or like Sarah Palin's hacked account.

    87. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      The kid in the basement with a mesh network OLPC and some crypto is going to me more useful than a half drunk, firearm toting, out of shape guy.

      I'll have you know that half is well on it's way to seventy-five percent, thank you!

    88. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd do something about it sooner, but there's a waiting period on purchasing firearms! A well-armed populace is the best defense against tyranny!

      Tyranny? Really?

      No offense, but this is what gets you up in arms? ...Not the whole torture or indefinite detention or wiretapping thing, but having to keep server logs? Frakking gun nuts.

    89. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by eosp · · Score: 1

      Shortly before World War I, the German Kaiser was the guest of the Swiss government to observe military maneuvers. The Kaiser asked a Swiss militiaman: "You are 500,000 and you shoot well, but if we attack with 1,000,000 men what will you do?" The soldier replied: "We will shoot twice and go home."

    90. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by WNight · · Score: 1

      Almost. It's time for them to stand up and state the limit on what they will accept.

      Would you, all worked up about opposing the feds, back down quietly if they showed you how a single comma, not on your badly photocopied copy of the constitution, allowed whatever unjust behavior you were protesting?

      Because I think it's unreasonable for them to demand this logging at all. (What penalties are there for non-compliance? How is this audited? Will a missing router be assumed to be destruction of evidence?)

      Who knows what a fundie can read into a document?

    91. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by multisync · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I get your point, but I really think you have things backwards. Sure, you don't want to spend your life tilting at windmills, unless that's what turns your crank of course. But if you are not willing to take a stand against the encroachment on your liberties - even under threat of incarceration - you may find yourself no longer able to enjoy your finite time on this planet regardless.

      As for your statement "there's not the remotest indication that anybody spending any time in jail over this would make any difference to lawmakers," it could have the effect of shining a light on the injustice you are suffering, resulting in pressure on the "lawmakers" to change. Nelson Mandela managed to make a huge impact on the state of liberty in his country during the 27 years he spent in jail. That's perhaps not the best analogy, but the point is speaking out while you still can is the only way you can directly influence whether or not you are permitted to speak out in the future.

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    92. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Truekaiser · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between 'can't find' and 'intentionally destroyed'

    93. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Interstate commerce.
      Does you're network ever connect to a system outside your state border? well then, they can do this.

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    94. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does. http://www.commerce.gov/

      Commerce is just business. Slashdot is a business and provides a service. DO you live outside the state the /. servers reside?

      Also the FBI comes into play if they suspect any crime has been committed that may have crossed the state border.

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    95. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by geekoid · · Score: 1

      No, a nation of laws is the best defense. After that, firearms.

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    96. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by LordEq · · Score: 1

      If I murder another human being in my home (whether I invited them in or they broke in and threatened my family) you can bet the law is gonna get involved somehow...

      If you've killed someone after they broke in and threatened your family, you haven't committed murder. You've defended your home and your family. The police will likely show up (the police are not "the law"; the police merely enforce the law), document that a crime has been committed (take statements, etc.), see that the perpetrator is dead, and call the coroner. If you live in a place where murder charges would be filed against you for defending yourself, your family, and your property, then you need to move. NOW. Anything else that may be tying you to that place is not worth it.

    97. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      I suppose it works better to stand in the cold with a sign on Constitution Ave while being looked down upon as if you were some kind of terrorist...

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    98. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, I'm already in a foul mood so don't tell me I agree with Clarence Thomas on something. I just don't need that kind of shit right now.

    99. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      2 things, 1) This has no bearing on what is being discussed because they are not talking about having states pass this and 2) Not all states play along

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    100. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      Ehh, you talkin about that 'damn piece of paper'?

      [Citation needed]

    101. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by cortesoft · · Score: 1

      Man, it hurts my brain to agree with Clarence Thomas.

    102. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Even if you were being sarcastic, jail is never the best place you can be.

      Yeah, you don't get sarcasm.

    103. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'm already in a foul mood so don't tell me I agree with Clarence Thomas on something. I just don't need that kind of shit right now.

      Okay. You agree with Michael Savage. Better?

      At least you don't agree with that insufferable Captain Sullenberger. He's never in a fowl mood.

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    104. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, the government can't suddenly force everybody to pay money for something.

      Like implement a new tax...

    105. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 1

      Yes, and with two hundred and twenty-two years since that was written, the damnable tyrants have gotten very good at finding highly creative interpretations of that. Recently, the Supreme Court ruled that growing marijuana on one's own property for one's own consumption constitutes 'interstate commerce' on the grounds that if one grows it oneself rather than buying it from a dealer, it could potentially have a miniscule effect on the price in other states. I wouldn't count on the interstate commerce clause to provide any meaningful limits on federal power at all.

    106. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by collinstocks · · Score: 1

      You know, I was trying to word my post in such a way that it avoided including taxes as something their not allowed to force you to pay, but it seems that I failed miserably.

      Actually, until the sixteenth amendment, income taxes were unconstitutional, so taxes are actually an exception to the (still valid) generalization I made. However, IA(still)NAL.

    107. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundant Coward.

    108. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The Amish don't have to put reflectors on unless they want to use publicly maintained roads. My home network is my responsibility to maintain. The government has no say in what I do inside my own home on things like that.

    109. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You can still drink with parental supervision in many states if you're 18 and at home. Any younger and they claim it's "endangering a child" or some other such bullshit.

    110. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      my hotspot has DHCP, but just like every other DHCP server in the world, it doesn't collect any information related to the "identity of the user", it just gives out IP addresses. Do one thing, do it well.

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    111. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by CrazyD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Last time I checked, the government can't suddenly force everybody to pay money for something.

      Like digital TV converter boxes?

    112. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      DHCP can log the NIC's MAC address. While not identifying by itself, it could be used to link the user to other sites.

      Unless of course they have learned how to spoof MAC addresses.

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    113. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Deagol · · Score: 1

      I'm sure somebody will correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that tax filers were required to keep records for something like 10 years. Or maybe it's just a common practice recommendation for the odd-ball chance you get audited. I don't know for sure. However, if this is true, then there is precedent set for The Man telling you to keep records.

      And just what kind of information should be logged? DNS queries? DHCP leases (per the headline)? All stream/socket connections? There are a million permutations of potentially useful data that can be logged by a router, and probably just as many ways to flood, obfuscate, or otherwise make those logs useless. Random MAC address at boot-up, anyone?

      If this passes, maybe I should I should invest in CAT5 cable vendors, or companies who make ethernet-over-electrical-outlet devices. I'll be damned if I'm keeping any logs in my home for government tracking -- I'll wire the whole damned house if I need to.

      I just can't see how this law would work in practice, especially for the home user. Very poorly, is my guess. Juts more useless think-of-the-children feel-good pandering legislation to add yet more mandatory time to sentences that (in many cases) are already way too harsh. Oh yeah, the perennially-strapped-for-cash FBI needs more cash for their little pedo porn database.

    114. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by 2short · · Score: 1

      Dude, by all means be outraged, but at least know what you're talking about:

      http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/06/06/scotus.medical.marijuana/index.html

      I know a decision really sucks when I agree with a dissent written by Clarence Thomas: "If Congress can regulate this, they can regulate anything"

    115. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Delwin · · Score: 1

      Be careful with that. What could happen is a government mandate that all routers report to a central server cluster and they'll just store those logs for you...

    116. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      Except in the northern parts of Vermont and Maine, where the drinking age is "go to Quebec".

    117. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by collinstocks · · Score: 1

      Yes, like digital TV converter boxes. I'm not about to rush to defend the government in this case. I'm not saying they didn't have reason to do what they did (free up some radio frequencies) but they shouldn't have mandated that providers make the switch. Maybe give an incentive, but it is not their place to make such a mandate.

      On the other hand, there is no "right" to watch TV for free over the air waves in the same way forever and ever. Technology improves and they're trying to keep an old service relevant. Sometimes the only way to do that is to deprecate the old service. I'm not saying it's right nor am I saying that it is the federal government's place to do that, but I also don't think that people should be complaining as much as they are about a change in a gratis service that will ultimately improve the service.

    118. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by CorporateSuit · · Score: 1

      I'm running for city council in a large city next election. I have to start somewhere if I want to become a senator.

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    119. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Dunno, a bunch of GIs managed to do quite a bit with a few rifles and handguns in Athens, Tenn. in 1946...

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    120. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It will be interesting to see how this plays out. In the CNet report, they only mention DHCP. Obviously, if they only legislate DHCP everyone will go to static addresses until those logs have to be kept too.

      But how can they enforce this? Will they require people to routinely submit logs so they can keep tabs on you? Will they require everyone with WiFi to register their routers like it was a gun so that law enforcement will be able to know who might need to be rounded up? Will it be a crime to change your MAC address or spoof it?

      I think this is going to end up just being another waste of time. I even wonder if Congress would know how to write a law that would include the proper text to cover something as technical as logs. Will they have to be supplied pre-filtered or in original format? What if they are so verbose that 2 years worth can't be burned to a CD or DVD? Will they supply the media to copy the logs off? And what if you have a data loss? If your logs get wiped out in a disk failure, what kind of penalty will go with that? Will we be required to RAID our log storage to protect the data? What about offsite backups? Will we have to backup logs to some government server?

      How about if you are doing remote logging and accidentally block tcp 514 so you have a hole in your data? What if your logging daemon dies and nothing gets logged until you discover/reboot/restart?

      I think this is impractical. I think it will be able to be circumvented. I think it will just be another way to do what the Chinese have been doing to their people - monitor them.

      Might be a good time to start up a network installation business to install wired connections in homes and businesses. I think people would much rather hardwire than put up with this bull about WiFi logs. Any builders would probably want to run Ethernet everywhere as a matter of course in new construction.

      And if they only specify WiFi, look for optical to start taking off.

      This is what happens when people who think the "Internets" is a bunch of tubes start wanting to control technology that they don't understand.

    121. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? You send no packets whose destination is beyond the borders of your state? You receive no packets that originated beyond the borders of your state?

      Don't underestimate the federal government's ability to re-define the meaning of "interstate."

    122. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by alzoron · · Score: 1

      I can tell my NICs to use whatever MAC I want. I can do the same with my router as well.

    123. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by alzoron · · Score: 1

      They do, but only up to 802.11b. 802.11g and 802.11n are still out, and forget about pre-shared passkeys as 13 digit hex pair keys are the minimum amount of sophistication allowed.

    124. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by 2short · · Score: 1

      "until the sixteenth amendment, income taxes were unconstitutional"

      They were certainly constitutional. There was debate as to whether they were examples of a "capitation or other direct tax" which would, under Article 1, section 9, require that they be levied on states proportionally to population. The courts were ruling (not terribly consistently of clearly) that they were direct taxes for certain sources of income, but not others. My understanding (IANAL) of the distinction between direct and indirect taxes leads me to conclude the court was just wrong, as most supporters of the sixteenth amendment thought at the time.

      The sixteenth amendment cleaned all that up, but taxes on income were always constitutional. It was only a matter of whether they had to be proportional to state populations (which would be stupid, IMO) or not.

    125. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by SkeezerDoodle · · Score: 1

      I wasn't suggesting the government maintain the logs for us...eek..I don't even want to think of that. I was approaching the financial aspect. However, I could see the whole "well if you don't have the money we'll just keep an eye on that for ya!" That's for suckers...

    126. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Why is everyone going backwards? I am setting up an open wifi, but blocking inet access for everyone but me. That way every iPhone that walks by, and half my neighbors will be logged. Get out of jail free card for me!

    127. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Except in the northern parts of Vermont and Maine, where the drinking age is "go to Quebec".

      Only with a passport. Can't get back in the US without one now. They'll log your returns to the US and probably question why.

    128. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      I'm also going to complain on Digg, thankyouverymuch!

    129. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      To log IPs on my network, I'd have to set up an extra server to act as DHCP, and log from there. I wonder if the law will basically require a few gigs of flash memory in new routers to hold a log, or what?

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    130. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to say: Your sig is quite explicitly detailed. And a little shocking.

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    131. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Smight · · Score: 1
      I'll give them a hardcopy in base zero. Though they are going to have to pay me a $1 per page records copying fee.

      And of course to keep the information safe for their perusal the information has been encrypted. The password is the unabridged complete works of Shakespeare translated in Sumerian using a numeric system defined by the refraction of the light from Polaris through this lens in the year 4027 April 1st placed on the ocean floor at the north pole atop the shroud of Turin.

      Good hunting gentlemen!

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    132. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      The internet is "inter-state", sure, But my home network is a separate network. That's what a router does: it joins two networks together. Now, my home network isn't interstate. It doesn't even leave my apartment (WPA hacking aside...)

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    133. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by jarbrewer · · Score: 1

      In regards to my private Wifi service, the only authority I have to obey is my home state legislature, since I operate completely and wholly within the state.

      Please see Wickard v. Filburn. The Supreme Court doesn't necessarily agree with you in RE: Reach of Federal Jurisdiction.

    134. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Who knows what a fundie can read into a document?"

      Or a liberal. You are the stupid fucks who are in favor of a Living Constitution. It is a bitch when the worm turns.

    135. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      Remember that post about geeks thinking they are lawyers?

      What's the relevance? It's not even a law yet. Please wait until then to prove how smart you think you are.

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    136. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Geekbot · · Score: 1

      No. It isn't about the ISP keeping logs. It is about you not being able to claim that someone else committed a crime with your internet connection through your wireless router. If you have to keep logs, if you don't have logs that clear yourself then you are guilty.

      This is an attack on the presumption of innocence. I don't believe they have any serious thoughts about regular users keeping 2 years of logs.

    137. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

      Study Con Law much? That line of reasoning went out the window several decades ago.

      First of all, I assume you occasionally access sites that are outside the boundaries of your own state. Your packets are therefore crossing state lines, and you're paying your ISP to route them that way, advertising is coming at you from another state, there's very little "wiggle room" here to say that this is not "Interstate Commerce" and thus proper subject matter for Federal legislation.

      Are you with me so far?

      Now, even if hypothetically you never access an out-of-state site, it still doesn't really matter. Your access of in-state sites still "affects" Interstate Commerce. Those in-state sites offer services which could be provided out-of-state, thus by accessing them, you are depriving the out-of-state sites of possible revenue. You're "affecting" Interstate Commerce. See Wickard v. Filburn, 317 U.S. 111 (1942) (in that case it was about wheat which was consumed entirely within a state, the ruling was that the consumption still "affected" Interstate Commerce). Wikipedia has an entry for that particular decision, if you don't want to wade through the legalese of the decision itself

      P.S. IANAL, Con Law is just one of my hobbies

    138. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right up until they cut the power.

    139. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      People must be willing to stand-up for their freedom, not just buckle under, and if that means spending a little time in jail because you refuse to comply with an unconstitutional law, so be it.

      It appears the US government's solution to prisoners of conscience was the institution of for-profit prisons...

    140. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by WNight · · Score: 1

      I'm bitching about people interpreting the constitution to serve their own needs, I don't care if it's a religious fundie trying to prove atheists can't hold office or a fundie anti-gun nut. They're still stuck to their fundamental principles above logic or the actual meaning of the constitution.

      Thanks though, asshole. You certainly make this whole "we the people" thing nicer with your friendly nature and helpful assumptions. With this kind of teamwork maybe we could actually get somewhere.

    141. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think that some $random_gun_toting_mob is going to be able to do anything other than general rape and pillage?

      I don't give a rat's ass as long as I don't get picked for the pillage team again.

    142. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Am I going rah, rah, rah, and cheering this bill on?

      Irony anybody ?

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    143. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since it's not illegal to go drinking in Canada, what does it matter?

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    144. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      holy fucking shit, when did that happen? Turn your back for one second....

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    145. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO!

      A well-EDUCATED populace is the best defense against tyranny.

      A well-armed populace is the LAST defense against tyranny.

    146. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by aynoknman · · Score: 1

      And just how do you know that someone with a Pringles can antenna isn't sitting across the state border downloading child porn from your Wifi hotspot?

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    147. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

      You can generate it with a fake logger...

      I would deliver 5 TB of logs in floppy disks :P

      I guess it's as good a cause as any to dust off the box of AOL floppies I collected in the 90s.

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    148. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by rea1l1 · · Score: 0

      You're more than welcome to sit around and submit to tyranny, but once they've taken your weapons, moved on to a society without money and branded a bar code on your arm for all access to daily necessities, you might as well consider yourself a slave. You now belong to them, and they can and will do with you as they please.

      You should learn to enjoy all of life, both the bad and the good times. Both the pain and the pleasure. Don't seek the bad, but enjoy it when it occurs.

      And when I say enjoy it, I mean have fun defending OUR freedom from OUR enemies, brother.

    149. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had DSL w/static IP for years now; my choice, even though I know I can be tracked more easily.

      But if the government is going to be playing games, fine. I've called my ISP and switched to a cheaper connection, with dynamic IP#. Saving about $60 a month. Now it'll be harder for them to find me.

      My router cannot save logs past a reboot; I'm not going to buy a new one, but if they want to buy one for me, fine. However I won't upload those logs anywhere unless they pay for the bandwidth as well.

      Want to put me in prison? Well, I've reached that age where medical care is really starting to cost, and some times I really don't want to get out of bed. A nice federal prison? Might not be the worst place to spend the rest of my retirement.

      Because I'm not a lawyer, I spoke with mine tonight; he explained that federal and state snoop laws have already been tested and it's unlikely the government can tell me what to do past my doorstep unless they can prove I'm hurting other people.

      This kind of crap legislation can possibly pass the courts, but it can't pass the smell test.

    150. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by LonghornXtreme · · Score: 1

      I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice. Always consult a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction for legal advice and legal services.

      I'm not trying to be rude, but you are terribly mistaken in your interpretation of the Commerce Clause of the Constitution.

      SCOTUS has pretty much settled on a VERY liberal interpretation of the "interstate commerce" language. They can pretty much regulate any damn thing they want to. Only recently has the court been applying the 10th amendment as a restraint on Congress' commerce powers.

      Why the hell do you think that your WiFi device has to comply with FCC regulations? Gee... what does that F stand for?

      I'm not saying I agree with the current reality. Merely that the law is likely not what you think it is.

      Slashdot readers are NOT lawyers.

    151. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by bruceslog · · Score: 1

      The internet is clearly "interstate". People pay money for it. Accordingly, it falls within the purview of interstate commerce as it has come to be defined. Contrariwise, the most outrageous extension of the commerce clause that was upheld by the Supreme Court was back during the depression and one of the great legacies left by the FDR administration. Crop controls were placed upon farmers through a federal bill limiting the amount of grain that a farmer could grow. A farmer in Illinois, if I recall correctly, grew more than he was permitted, but he didn't sell it or anything. He just grew the grain for his own use on his own farm. The Supreme Court at the time opined that because the farmer grew more than he was permitted, he would buy less from the general market decreasing the interstate demand for grain. Accordingly, his actions on his own private land for his own private needs and uses affected interstate commerce and the law was enforceable. The point is: the use of the internet is clearly within the purview of the interstate commerce clause and is subject to regulation by the federal government. While I don't like this idea in the least, technical limitations aside, I would prefer it if the individual users maintained the logs instead of the ISPs. That way, the Feds have to get a warrant to get your logs instead of just asking your ISP nicely.

      That'd be good, until the Feds decide that they don't need a warrant to come crashing into ones home and grabbing ones logs, as they've apparently decided that they don't need a warrant to grab the logs from the ISP's.
      As to the farmer growing extra crop, don't the Fed's pay farmers for not growing the extra crop ? I believe so.
      So if they pass this law, if they are going to require everyone with a router to keep logs for them, then they can pay everyone with a router to keep said logs for them... just like they pay the farmers to have idle land.
      IMHO.

      So, I'll figure the cost for configuring MY router to keep logs, and then my having to save said logs on a regular basis, backing up those logs, and of course the use of My space on My hard drives to save and backup these logs, should come to, oh, $50,000.00 a year.
      My time isn't cheap. And if they want to turn every average user with a router into a forced partial sysadmin now, they should have to pony up the cash.
      In my opinion.

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    152. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slightly OT from your comment, but I heard this interesting quote on the Dave Champion Show:
      "I prefer a man who burns the flag and wraps himself with the Constitution, to a man who burns the Constitution and wraps himself in the flag."

    153. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that post about idiots unwilling to recognize their own rights until they've long been stolen from them?

    154. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that. In the UK, a parent can give their child alcohol when they are 5. Telling a parent they are not allowed to give their own child alcohol until they are 18 is just wrong. If you can't trust parents to be responsible bringing up their children, maybe they should take the children away at birth and have them brought up by the state.

    155. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by SwabTheDeck · · Score: 1

      I thought the Fourth Amendment covered all citizens.

      Actually, this sounded more like a Fifth Amendment issue to me when I first read it since you could be forced to provide your logs as "testimony" against yourself.

    156. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "Last time I checked, the government can't suddenly force everybody to pay money for something."

      Apparently you haven't heard ... that there is a war in Iraq.

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    157. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by collinstocks · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I was unclear. The income taxes that would have made any logical sense whatsoever and were at the time being implemented were unconstitutional due to them not being proportional to population.

      I'm not quite sure what the founders were thinking when they wrote Article 1 section 9, but my best guess is that their meaning of direct tax was not the same as the interpretation of it by the courts in the 1910's. They may have meant a direct tax on the states, as IIRC it never says anything about being able to tax the people (even there we have to assume that taxing goods!=taxing people). In the end it's all a bunch of confusion and I have to agree with you that they needed to clear it up with the sixteenth amendment.

    158. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that that would be covered under taxes, which he already addressed above.

    159. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by owyn999 · · Score: 1

      speaking of setting up a separate server, you know in most consumer broadband contracts that you are "not allowed to run any server" on the network. Most people do anyway, I mean honestly I shouldn't be running a listen game server on my Verizon connection as that is considered a breach of contract... yeah... really...

      Get our government out of our homes please

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    160. Re:Generate your own 'fake' logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, a hero will emerge on the Hill... pointing out the unfunded mandate, and the burden it places on consumers. A "new" agency will be born to track all this data for the end user; data only accessible via court order or warrant. A tax/fee will be added to every Internet connection, and ILECs around the country dance for joy with a new revenue stream, and breathe a sigh of relief over the passing threat of prosecution for assisting unwarranted datataps (freedom from prosecution will be a rider).... Just guessing.

  2. Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Logging for 2 years? Who is going to pay for the storage costs, backups, etc.? I'm not going to foot the bill for it or get fined because my cheap Linksys router dies after six months of use and I lose my logs.

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    1. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Nevermind that your cheap Linksys router only outputs the logs to an IP address. It's up to you to hook another machine up to the router to actually capture and store those logs (unless you only want the last 25 or so records that the router keeps in memory).

    2. Re:Good Joke by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everybody here should write to both of their Senators and their Representative (regardless) and simply provide a link to this /. thread to educate them on all the technical reasons why this bill is very ill-conceived.

      In layman's terms most of the reasons boil down to:

      1. The required equipment will cost private citizens and small businesses a prohibitive amount of money. Many homes will find themselves spending more on their log archive than they spent on their computers, and small Internet cafe businesses simply be forced to close.

      2. It will require expertise which most people simply don't have, forcing everybody to hire IT professionals to manage their home networks. (Ask your congerssperson if they know how to set up such a log without enlisting the help of an expert. Then ask them how a working-class family could ever afford to hire such help simply to use the Internet on their home laptops.)

      3. It will utterly fail to achieve the objective of preventing anonymous Internet use. HDCP logs only record MAC addresses, which can easily be forged and sometimes are not even unique.

      This bill is about as useful and practical as asking people to keep a filing cabinet full of photographs of every shoe-footprint that ever shows up in their back garden. It richly deserves to be laughed off the floors of Congress, should it ever even get that far.

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    3. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      Nevermind that your cheap Linksys router only outputs the logs to an IP address. It's up to you to hook another machine up to the router to actually capture and store those logs (unless you only want the last 25 or so records that the router keeps in memory).

      Personally I use pfSense and it pushes logs to a Splunk daemon. The upkeep is still going to be expensive in the long term and it would be a lot for just your average user. I doubt they would even know how to configure their linksys box to push the logs somewhere.

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    4. Re:Good Joke by Golias · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Gyah... Always read the preview before clicking on "submit."

      That first parenthetical remark should have read "(regardless of party)".

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    5. Re:Good Joke by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did anybody point out that text files are easy to edit? Lines can be altered, removed or even added to them!

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    6. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Did anybody point out that text files are easy to edit? Lines can be altered, removed or even added to them!

      Not only that, unless if they are continually pushed to a secure location you could alter them the second that you receive a notice from law enforcement to provide them with logs. They wouldn't know any better if it's authentic or not.

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    7. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I agree with you 100%, Golias, but whoever wrote this bill clearly doesn't understand the concept of a MAC address. If you tell them you can forge their MAC address, they will say "But I'm on windows!"

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    8. Re:Good Joke by evilkasper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      another question is how is Joe average who barely set up his home wireless network going to even begin to try and keep logs? Are the feds going to send him to school, or do they expect him to pay someone to do it for him?

    9. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This bill is about as useful and practical as asking people to keep a filing cabinet full of photographs of every shoe-footprint that ever shows up in their back garden.

      That analogy is the best I've heard in this discussion. Well said!

    10. Re:Good Joke by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, then introduce the term as Media Access Control address, or even refrain from ever using the TLA.

      I would explain it like something like this:

      "In addition, the only information that can be logged is the Media Access Control address, an address that each computer network card is assigned. However, the Media Access Control address can very easily be forged, with no proof of such forgery ever taking place, making such logs useless for tracking down a criminal, or possibly even incriminating an innocent person."

    11. Re:Good Joke by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, micrwaving my router every six months for an hour isn't routine maintenance?

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    12. Re:Good Joke by perryizgr8 · · Score: 0

      you can't change your mac on windows?

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    13. Re:Good Joke by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Yep... and once you point out to them about how not everybody else is, they undoubtedly start conspiring to outlaw using noncommercial operating systems on the Internet as well.

      For reasons that I trust are understandable to anybody who's read it, I have a growing concern that our society is inexorably veering towards being markedly similar to the one depicted in the short story "Harrison Bergeron".

    14. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      you can't change your mac on windows?

      I was making a reference to when you say "Mac Address" the terminology will make them think you're referencing an Apple computer.

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    15. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right... logs for two years... and I'm going to stop downloading music too.

    16. Re:Good Joke by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I know it's in fashion, but bullshit excuses aren't really liked in a real courtroom setting. You can't wink and nudge your way out of a legal situation. If your backups "just happen" to get microwaved or otherwise destroyed, you'll quite likely be getting charged with destruction of evidence.

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    17. Re:Good Joke by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Consider it a stimulus package designed to get people to spend money - I'm sure that some online service will take on the task of helping people setup their logs and maintaining their backups, all for one low price of $15 a month.

      Just research the different routers available, devise instructions for people telling people how to setup their routers to enable remote admin so that the remote servers can login and capture the logs on a regular basis (if the router doesn't have push capability), and bob's your uncle.

      3. Profit

    18. Re:Good Joke by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Everybody here should write to both of their Senators and their Representative (regardless) and simply provide a link to this /. thread to educate them on all the technical reasons why this bill is very ill-conceived.

      Maybe we can get them to watch this 8 part video lecture on how The Constitution is supposed to be read while they are here...
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hzMHLK93TA

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    19. Re:Good Joke by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No kidding. So the average home user now is required to set up a Syslog server on their computer and keep it running 24/7, or turn off their WAP when not using it.

      But if you turn it off, they'll probably bitch about the missing sections in the logs, that have "obviously been deleted" to cover up illegal activities. Then they'll make an example of you.

      To summarize the summary of the summary: People are a problem.

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    20. Re:Good Joke by Daravon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And somewhere in the background, you can hear the Trusted Computing machine starting up...

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    21. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 5, Funny

      If your backups "just happen" to get microwaved or otherwise destroyed, you'll quite likely be getting charged with destruction of evidence.

      I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my degausser warming up.

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    22. Re:Good Joke by Alsee · · Score: 1

      MAC addresses, which can easily be forged and sometimes are not even unique.

      Well duuuuh!
      That just means we need another law to protect the children. One making forged or non-unique MAC addresses illegal.

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    23. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, # of people harmed by anonymous internet use vs # of people harmed in current bank/mortgage/cds scam/fiasco? What the hell are they doing? Get to work dealing with the real problems - oh wait for the congressmen that would probably lead to suicide.

    24. Re:Good Joke by encoderer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come on, folks. The two most important things from this article are:

      - It was INTRODUCED.
      - By Republicans.

      Do you have any idea how many bills are introduced that never make it to the floor, let alone the President's desk?

      And it's introduced by Republicans. Do you really think Democratic leadership will let anything introduced by Republicans hit the floor?

    25. Re:Good Joke by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Yes and there is a solution. YOu will have to buy a centera backup system. It will cost you 50k/terabyte...not including backup...so 100k/terabyte.

      Problem solved. Enjoy the new bill - you may want to start selling your blood at the donation centers, maybe a kidney or two.

      Law or no law, if my router doesn't capture it I am not capturing it. I don't know how to do it, nor will I pay someone to do it. if the gov't wants it captured on my home network they can supply me with the means to do it - just like the local gov't supplies me with recycling bins....though that just means more taxes....

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    26. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HDCP logs only record MAC addresses, which can easily be forged and sometimes are not even unique.

      I didn't know it logged anything. I thought all it did was downgrade the quality of HD content when played on an unlicensed display.

    27. Re:Good Joke by Darkk · · Score: 1

      I use pfSense too.. great firewall btw.

      I thought about sending my logs to a server but haven't had the time to research it. I'm trying to setup a linux box to capture the logs and run it through a web-server to generate the reports I need on the fly. Any ideas? And yes I googled... too many old information out there.

    28. Re:Good Joke by Spazztastic · · Score: 1

      I use pfSense too.. great firewall btw.

      I thought about sending my logs to a server but haven't had the time to research it. I'm trying to setup a linux box to capture the logs and run it through a web-server to generate the reports I need on the fly. Any ideas? And yes I googled... too many old information out there.

      Splunk

      Free for home use. I use it and it's nice. It's a CPU usage whore though.

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    29. Re:Good Joke by Golias · · Score: 1

      Buck Henry adapted that book into a rather good TV movie, which I'm sure you can still find out there among the torrent si... *cough* *ahem*... used VHS shops.

      The only weak point about it is when Harrison broadcasts an incredibly pedestrian saxophone solo as his demonstration of all the excellence that people are missing out on.

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    30. Re:Good Joke by perryizgr8 · · Score: 0

      now i get it. thanks.

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    31. Re:Good Joke by Golias · · Score: 1

      HDCP logs only record MAC addresses, which can easily be forged and sometimes are not even unique.

      I didn't know it logged anything. I thought all it did was downgrade the quality of HD content when played on an unlicensed display.

      I meant DHCP, obviously, but nevertheless...

      Oh Snap, I've been told!

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    32. Re:Good Joke by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 4, Funny

      And somewhere in the background, you can hear the Trusted Computing machine starting up...

      Thank god it's running windows - we've still got a while before it finishes booting!

    33. Re:Good Joke by jc42 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      [U]nless if they are continually pushed to a secure location you could alter them the second that you receive a notice from law enforcement to provide them with logs.

      Well, there's an obvious solution to that. Just require that all log data be instantly transmitted to a government repository for archiving. This would also eliminate the need for home wifi users to purchase expensive storage devices to hold the logs. Instead, we'd just have a government agency with funding to buy a few terabytes of disk space per day to store all the logs.

      Think of the economic stimulus from the huge purchases of storage devices by this agency ...

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    34. Re:Good Joke by Lucky75 · · Score: 1

      Actually, in this situation, it's not Uncle Bob. It's more like Sam...and he's your brother....big brother.

      What a great idea, let's push all of my logs keeping track of EVERYTHING I do on the web onto a third party. Isn't that exactly what we are fighting against in the first place? Aah, let's just have it all in one convenient, insecure location so that Mr. Senator can come in and have a look see, shall we?

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    35. Re:Good Joke by computational+super · · Score: 1

      But, if somebody's going to commit a crime that requires forging a MAC address, they'll break that law too. Fortunately, there's an obvious solution - make breaking the law illegal!

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    36. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, folks. The two most important things from this article are:

      - It was INTRODUCED.
      - By Republicans.

      Do you have any idea how many bills are introduced that never make it to the floor, let alone the President's desk?

      And it's introduced by Republicans. Do you really think Democratic leadership will let anything introduced by Republicans hit the floor?

      "The legislation, which echoes a measure proposed by one of their Democratic colleagues three years ago, would impose unprecedented data retention requirements on a broad swath of Internet access providers and is certain to draw fire from businesses and privacy advocates. "

      The key here is that Democrats have wanted this too. Neither party is the party of civil liberties.

      I plan to ignore it.

    37. Re:Good Joke by Sancho · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yes, because both democrats and republicans happen to agree that logging is needed.

    38. Re:Good Joke by forand · · Score: 1

      What a wonderful argument for being willfully ignorant. We should certainly not care what the party not in power does because it has no bearing on anything. Why was this modded insightful?

    39. Re:Good Joke by jc42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Law or no law, if my router doesn't capture it I am not capturing it. I don't know how to do it, nor will I pay someone to do it.

      Actually, I'd sorta like to know how to do this. We've had a couple of wifi gadgets in our house, and none seems to have any (documented) way to collect such data. Right now we have an Apple Airport. I've asked around a bit, googled, etc, but I haven't found any way to make it tell any of our computers who's connected or how much data they're sending. I'd like to be able to monitor this myself, but if it's possible, Apple isn't telling. Or maybe they would, if I knew the right magic words to ask about.

      In general, this could be useful information for people using wifi. We probably won't get it without some way of pressuring the vendors to tell us how it works, which is probably different for every one of them.

      (Yes, I know about SNMP. I've implemented SNMP agents and clients. I know where the info should be in the MIB. I also know how vendors can make SNMP quite incompatible if they want to; I've worked on projects where management ordered us to do that. The Airport has those four letters in its config stuff, but I've never got it to respond to a query from a client. Similarly for other brands. If I can't make it work, I can't imagine that your typical home user would have any chance at all. ;-)

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    40. Re:Good Joke by querist · · Score: 1

      I just did.

      I have the pleasure (due to my Ph.D. in InfoSec) of being on my senator's "short list" of experts whom his office will consult on such matters. I will keep you posted. I should be receiving a phone call with a day.

    41. Re:Good Joke by aztektum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While superficially I agree with you, I'm still intend on writing my Rep and Senators and plan to include points made by this article. Who knows, it could be a Democrat proposing such a thing next time.

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    42. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your router holds 6 months of logs? My router is full after a day or two of my Wii doing DHCP every couple of minutes.

    43. Re:Good Joke by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "That's easy to fix. We'll just make MAC address spoofing illegal."

      Yea, about as dumb as criminalizing gun ownership.

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    44. Re:Good Joke by sexconker · · Score: 1

      In legal terms, this is basically forcing people to testify against themselves, with useless "evidence" that means less than nothing.

    45. Re:Good Joke by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      May I use the text of your points when writing to my congressional representatives?

    46. Re:Good Joke by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "...This would also eliminate the need for home wifi users to purchase expensive storage devices..." Directly.

      It's their tax money that is going to buy that equipment. Tax money that could be spent elsewhere or better yet not taken from them in the first place.

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    47. Re:Good Joke by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if it's such a stupid idea even a six-year-old could point out all the flaws, there's a good chance it will receive wide-reaching bipartisan support and Obama will extol its miraculous capacity for stimulating the economy.* The intelligence of your typical politican is somewhere between that of a potted fern and a day-old pot of uneaten macaroni-and-cheese. The integrity of your typical politician is worse yet -- so much so I'm embarrassed to even attempt to quantify it here.

      *Other things Obama thinks will stimulate the economy: painting stop signs green, gargling with antifreeze, and spending a trillion dollars of someone else's money on pork-barrel projects.

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    48. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Do you really think Democratic leadership will
      > let anything introduced by Republicans hit the
      > floor?

      Yes--if it will work to their advantage. If they can impose gov't regulations, which is their entire raison d'Ãtre, AND lay the blame at the foot of big-government Republicans, hell, that's a win-win situation.

    49. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a great idea, let's push all of my logs keeping track of EVERYTHING I do on the web onto a third party. Isn't that exactly what we are fighting against in the first place?

      If that's what "we" are fighting against then "we" are doing a really awful job of it. Many times I've seen an additude (both on slashdot and in other nerd-centric forums) that if someone was accused of a crime based on their IP address their defense would be "They'll never prove I was the one who did because I leave my wi-fi open, and anyone could have used my internet". Well it looks like people were paying attention to these arguments and decided to close the loophole before it could be tested. In short: "We" brought this on ourselves.

    50. Re:Good Joke by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To correct your summary:

      People who keep reelecting incumbents who legislate nanny-state laws are the problem.

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    51. Re:Good Joke by kimvette · · Score: 1

      This bill is about as useful and practical as asking people to keep a filing cabinet full of photographs of every shoe-footprint that ever shows up in their back garden.

      Stop giving Congress even more bad ideas.

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    52. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shows there is evil in both parties, until I saw this, I thought it was only the Democrats that were so power hungry that they would sell their kids slavery for a little more power or 5 minutes of pleasure.

    53. Re:Good Joke by Golias · · Score: 1

      May I use the text of your points when writing to my congressional representatives?

      Yes, but remove all the mistakes first, so you don't sound as scatter-brained as me.

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    54. Re:Good Joke by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      You're right. ANd it is never too early to slap down a stupid idea, and to make sure that people understand that if they ever do that again, they will lose what they cherish most (reelection).

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    55. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, folks. The two most important things from this article are:

      - It was INTRODUCED.
      - By Republicans.

      Do you have any idea how many bills are introduced that never make it to the floor, let alone the President's desk?

      And it's introduced by Republicans. Do you really think Democratic leadership will let anything introduced by Republicans hit the floor?

      Your right, but the democrats might want to pass this. Both parties have people that want to be in your business so don't take it lightly! Vote libertarian next time.

    56. Re:Good Joke by Stewie241 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't saying it was a service that *I* would opt for, but rather that it would be the route that many would go (thinking about it, they'd probably just buy the service from the ISP, who can see all their traffic anyhow), because let's face it - most people don't care what they have to do as long as they get their facebook or whatever it is.

    57. Re:Good Joke by powerlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The key here is that Democrats have wanted this too. Neither party is the party of civil liberties.

      Perhaps we should have another party devoted to things like preserving an individuals Liberties.

      Maybe we can call them Libertarians or something.

      Too bad there isn't such a party for people to support.

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    58. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know the next time you kill someone with a spoofed MAC address.

    59. Re:Good Joke by slashdottedjoe · · Score: 1

      The whole concept is ass backwards. Instead of having parents monitor their children, we demand every entity which has a DCHP server to save the logs for 2 years.

      I use an AP, so I will have to figure out how to get that info out of my IP COP box. I am sure that it records it, but I run off a CF, so I flush the logs frequently. So, they are demanding that I provide at my expense, a PC or server capable of 99.999% uptime to catch the information via syslog. Then, I must provide a backup solution at an additional cost.

      Sorry, the government has no authority to demand this. What's next? Have everyone buy an IP camera and record the activities outside their home for use by the police due to the occasional molester van. Again, all at our expense?

      This is nuts, especially when MAC spoofing renders the entire effort a complete waste of time.

    60. Re:Good Joke by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Easier way is: people were confused by the HDTV switch despite 6 months of increasingly heavy advertising. Do we expect them to be able to understand and implement this? Granted, people who have wireless networking are probably a self-selected group of higher average intelligence, but most just plug it in and accept the defaults. I don't see how they would implement this requirement without out-of-the-box hardware support, which means buying all new routers, which means more bailout.

    61. Re:Good Joke by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the way this would have to be implemented is we'd see routers with gigabytes of storage for years worth of data.

      I hope you like spending 500 bucks for a crappy router, because that's where we're headed.

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    62. Re:Good Joke by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Never assume anything is obvious. Typos exactly like that have gotten people killed. "Ok, I put 3 gallons into the tank -- what? They're litres?!"

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    63. Re:Good Joke by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, let me know when such a party exists. If there were a party that preserved individual liberties but didn't try to tear down legislation designed to protect the citizens from corporate abuses, it would be a great choice to vote for. Unfortunately, the Libertarian party's notion of liberty includes freedom from government intervention in business as well.

      The problem is, the Libertarians fail to grasp a fairly fundamental truth: that corporations with billions of dollars can afford to run roughshod over their customers and cause extraordinary levels of harm, while individual consumers are nearly powerless to prevent it except through legislation. As a result, voting Libertarian in more than trace quantities would shift the balance of power in a very negative way towards a very corporate-controlled, anti-consumer society.

      Indeed, their "the markets will sort it out" economic policy is incredibly naive. We had that sort of laissez faire economic policy for a long time in the U.S., and sure enough, large swaths of the economy rapidly collapsed into monopolies and stayed that way until the government intervened. It just doesn't work in practice.

      All political parties suck from what I'm seeing. The best that can be done with the ones we have thus far is to elect enough members of enough parties to create complete gridlock to ensure that the only laws that ever get passed are those laws that pass muster with people who hold a wide range of opinions....

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    64. Re:Good Joke by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Hmm ... a "troll" rating and a serious reply. And I even kept the "Good Joke" title. Maybe I should remind myself that /. is full of the humor-impaired who don't recognize intended humor without a ;-).

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    65. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's at least moving towards being like how China monitors its citizens.

      I don't know the details, but China monitors its internet cafes very closely and even installs spyware on people's computers to monitor activities.

      I'm sure ISPs have to keep logs there.

      I understand some of the reasons the government would want to do this but do believe it is an invasion of privacy and won't solve anything once people figure out how to routinely spoof MAC addresses.

    66. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if they do that, only criminals will break the law.

    67. Re:Good Joke by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

      Easier way is: people were confused by the HDTV switch despite 6 months of increasingly heavy advertising.

      Case in point. Despite 6 months of advertising you are under the impression that the switch to Digital TV has anything at all to do with High Definition. And you are probably much more tech savvy than most if you are hanging out on /.

    68. Re:Good Joke by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Perhaps we should have another party devoted to things like preserving an individuals Liberties.

      And maybe when we do it this time, we could make a party that's interested in personal liberties without having a hard-on for economic policy that would return us all to Social Darwinism and the Guilded Age.

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    69. Re:Good Joke by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Most routers I've seen keep (at most) single digit hours of logs by the time you factor in things like time server requests and DNS lookups.

      The fundamental flaw in the government's plan is this: in order for a wireless base station or home router to log, it has to log somewhere else. That means a computer with a static IP that must always be on. This means that every home user must BUY A SECOND COMPUTER for the logging, and it must be attached by wired Ethernet. Otherwise, there will be nothing in the logs about somebody connecting to the base station/router because by the time the computer finishes connecting to the base station or router, the UDP message from the base station with the log message has already been sent and lost in the ether.

      Do our Congressmen and Congresswomen have any idea what they are asking for? They're asking for every American family with any sort of high speed internet connection to spend an additional $300 on a second computer AND violate the rules of their ISP (which almost certainly say that only one computer may be connected at a time) AND set up a logging daemon. Methinks they have not thought this through.

      Even the most novice computer user should have the ability to say "I don't know how to do this" and conclude that mandating it for other average users is probably a bad idea. Thus, this isn't a case of our Congress critters not being computer savvy. It is about them being incapable of even performing the most basic logical extension---realizing that if they don't know how to do something, odds are no other average computer users do, either---and reaching the only rational conclusion---the conclusion that forcing everyone to do things that they don't know how to do is sheer lunacy.

      In short, this is an absurd proposed law with which less than one half of one percent of the people who own these devices are capable of complying. Based on this, I pretty much have to conclude that Congressmen lack common sense entirely, and I'm struggling to think of very many other times when I have been so utterly ashamed at the lack of basic logical thinking shown by our elected officials.

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    70. Re:Good Joke by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      To correct your correction:

      A system designed to keep incumbents in office is the problem.

    71. Re:Good Joke by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Odd, ever router I ahve worked with is capable of doing this, and quite easily.
      Basically some version of:
      Point browser at Router IP, click on link in resulting page, check 'keep log', assign a path.

      Done.

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    72. Re:Good Joke by geekoid · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Thye might. Historically the Dems have been more open about ideas from the other side of the aisle the Republicans; who generally goose step together and never publicly dissent.

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    73. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lack of financial accountability didn't appear to matter in Europe. Neither did the privacy concerns.

      European Union Data Retention Direct (EUDRD)

      In addition, British Telecom was contracted by the UK gov to monitor their down stream partners. This monitoring will be done at the UK taxpayers expense. I thought that's why we had the NSA here in the US.

      While it isn't possible for someone to upstream monitor the DHCP assignment made through my home WiFi router, they could fairly easily know I was using one.

      From a privacy perspective, it may not matter as much whether personal WiFi devices need to maintain logs if ISPs must. Although the "last mile" would button this up a bit.

      From a financial perspective, the proposed legislation, unless there was grandfathering of existing devices, would require a massive outlay to upgrade almost immediately, not to mention the ongoing expense. At least there wasn't the suggestion that we log directly to some gov't file store.

      IANAL, but from a legal liability perspective, the "shall retain" piece could be interpreted to reply that just attempt to log and failing wouldn't be an adequate defense. Given the requirement of "shall", what happens with faulty logs, old devices that now can't be thrown away and the rampant misconfigurations that are sure to happen? This isn't "commercially reasonable" or "best efforts".

      We all want to protect the children from bad people. This isn't really an effective prevention technique as much as it is an after-the-fact method of facilitating prosecution, which is sufficiently fungible to be used for more nefarious purposes by less altruistic members of our government.

      Take a moment and let your congressperson and senator know how you feel. I certainly will.

    74. Re:Good Joke by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too abd there crap and libertarianism doesn't work. The financial crisis is a result of the large banks moving towards a more libertarian system that started during Reagans term.

      Look at industry and what it did to people 100 years ago, when they could do what ever they wanted. Libertarianism leads to a 2 class system The wealthy and the dirt poor.

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    75. Re:Good Joke by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...ok then.

      Howabout we outlaw cars, weed wackers, wood chipers, fireplaces, cooking oil, BBQ Grills, kitchen knives(*), hedge clippers and lawn mowers.

      Regarding kitchen knives: now that the Brits think that they
      have gotten rid of guns, they are going after knives. Now a
      serious kitchen knife much like a gun is specifically
      designed to efficiently do damage to human or animal flesh.

      So how long before those dufuses are whining about cleavers?

      Have they seen Psycho?

      Will they go after stout paring knives next?

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    76. Re:Good Joke by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you, or at least the GP, didn't get the reference.

      It's more like:

      A system that allows politicians to be elected to office is the problem.

      From The Hitchhiker's Guide:

      One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: It is a well known fact, that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: People are a problem.

      Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams

      A very insightful man, that Mr. Adams.

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    77. Re:Good Joke by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      "It turns out that Ma.gnolia was pretty much a one-man operation, running on two Mac OS X servers and four Mac minis."

      You could go that route, (to avoid my a-hole stalker/troller, i'm making sure to say:), or substitute your server and hardware of choice and stream the log info into a database. SURELY, Open Source has software that makes this trivial.

      But, to avoid non-trivial travails, the "repugnican" leaders (that superset or meta-crust other than the normal day-to-day republican civilian) need back the hell off. They are essentially telling "private" members of the population they must retain data to either incriminate themselves in ways related or not related to a specific investigation, or they are telling the public it has to tattle on people who are random, pseudo-anonymous users of a hotspot. Hotspot operators (homes or businesses) may not always have the skills to determine if a hotspot user is nefarious or innocuous.

      If the law enforcement wants this information, then fucking THEY should keep on paying or coercing the telcos, and stop this stupid-ass charade the fools are trying to convince us doesn't exist. The lying jerk-ferks just want us to believe they don't have wiretap and log tracking powers that would astound us, or they want non-law enforcement entities to "boost the tractor beam" to help them fish for things that would be very tough to find.

      Next, the repugnicans (and, yeh, some dumbocrats will be in that camp out of republicans and democrats) will be telling us we need to set up servers and clusters in our spare rooms they know we have....

      As for the Stimulus Package, the repugnicans wish, they should not get it if they don't offer for FREE to every home & business with Wi-Fi the useful or necessary Mac OS X & Mac Mini and MySQL IT room.

      Dumbasses!

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    78. Re:Good Joke by Blackknight · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll just attach it to one of the Democrats' massive spending bills.

    79. Re:Good Joke by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Everybody here should write to both of their Senators and their Representative ..

      I would if I had any that even remotely cared about such trifling things as freedom and privacy.

      /Sad Kansan

    80. Re:Good Joke by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      So, economic liberties don't count? Everyone draws the freedom line somewhere. Oh, and it's Gilded Age (as in golden).

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    81. Re:Good Joke by falcon10_98 · · Score: 1

      If you approximate 250 MB per user per year of internet logs. If you have 2 Million user. You would need around 1000 TB of storage for 2 years. Who is going to go through all of these logs?

    82. Re:Good Joke by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      That just means they'll make any wireless router incapable of keeping such logs illegal. Or rather, any such device would be implicitly illegal, since use of those devices would cause the log-keeping law to be broken.

    83. Re:Good Joke by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting that both parties support stronger information-retention laws. It was only a matter of time, really; if it wasn't a Republican it would be a Democrat.

    84. Re:Good Joke by snaz555 · · Score: 1

      The fundamental flaw in the government's plan is this: in order for a wireless base station or home router to log, it has to log somewhere else. That means a computer with a static IP that must always be on.

      Not really. My, by now rather antiquated, Netgear FVS318 firewall/NAT router will send a daily log by email. It can be set to log just about everything, including every connection made. If it has lots of logging to do it will send email more frequently. I sort this out using procmail and run it through a filter.

      I propose if this bill passes people buy devices like this. Then set it to fully verbose logging and point it at: postmaster@gop.org. Problem solved - they get all the logs they could conceivably want and can safekeep their precious security hoard for themselves.

    85. Re:Good Joke by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      On a whim I once tried to get my linksys router to mount a CIFS share and keep logs there. I never got it to work.

      I really don't see how the average home user is supposed to get it to work, let alone work correctly.

    86. Re:Good Joke by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      If the only people running for office are people who legislate nanny-state laws, who are we supposed to vote for?

      What's that you say? Run for office ourselves? I, uh, have to go.

    87. Re:Good Joke by jtgd · · Score: 1

      DHCP logs only record MAC addresses,

      But wait, the bill says,

      "...shall retain for a period of at least two years all records or other information pertaining to the identity of a user of a temporarily assigned network address..."

      It says "identity" not "MAC address". How are you supposed to know the identity of the person? Heck, if one of my kids logs into the wireless laptop upstairs, I don't even know which one it is. How am I supposed to know who my neighbors are?

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    88. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Logging for 2 years? Who is going to pay for the storage costs, backups, etc.? I'm not going to foot the bill for it or get fined because my cheap Linksys router dies after six months of use and I lose my logs.

      most wireless ap's do't support logging. I can just imagine home users trying to set up a syslog server just to comply.

    89. Re:Good Joke by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Sadly, none of the routers I've ever used or owned have that functionality, and in my experience, half the router manufacturers can't even keep basic IP routing with NAT working reliably, much less get a working SMTP stack up and running, so I'm not holding my breath that they'll add that feature any time soon. :-D

      That said, I do like the idea of making the GOP handle everyone's data retention. That way, when they "blackhole" the messages, we can have them jailed for destroying potential evidence. :-)

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    90. Re:Good Joke by Delwin · · Score: 1

      Unless the Government kindly hands out an IP address for you to send all your logs to.

    91. Re:Good Joke by Delwin · · Score: 1

      The answer to this is to include an IP address that is government hardware that you plug into your router and it logs everything there. Now you're not out any new money since most routers can already do this.

    92. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, made me laugh. ;)

    93. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every American here...

      FTFY. Sorry, not everyone here is American.

      Chauvinist.

    94. Re:Good Joke by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      So, economic liberties don't count? Everyone draws the freedom line somewhere.

      Personally, I think being free from private predation is just as important as being free from government predation. Libertarians only care about the government side of the oppression coin and ignore that power abhors a vacuum. Economic liberty requires that we keep both in check.

      Also, libertarians rarely account for economic externalities in their notions of economic liberty and ignore how freedoms for one person may seriously hurt a lot of other people. (e.g. Pollution.)

      Oh, and it's Gilded Age (as in golden).

      Yeah, yeah. I know where the word comes from, but I keep forgetting "gilded" is spelled that way. Bad habit. Irritating as it is, thanks for pointing that out.

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    95. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when politicians make laws for things they simply do not or could not possibly grasp. It always results in really bad outcome for everyone except the criminals they are trying to stop. As far as logging. Well I ain't doing it.

    96. Re:Good Joke by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Since you sound knowledgeable, I imagine this link. Is not what you are looking for. However, just in the off chance...

    97. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2. It will require expertise which most people simply don't have, forcing everybody to hire IT professionals to manage their home networks. (Ask your congerssperson if they know how to set up such a log without enlisting the help of an expert. Then ask them how a working-class family could ever afford to hire such help simply to use the Internet on their home laptops.)

      People hire professionals to take care of their cars. More jobs for people with technical training couldn't hurt, especially when we are dealing with a public network.

    98. Re:Good Joke by mstahl · · Score: 1

      It's not just incumbents that introduce bad legislation. It's not as though all the junior senators out there are doing nothing.

      Of course now is where I would point out poorly thought out legislation a junior senator has proposed but as I really should be working right now I have none. It can't just be the old guys though.

    99. Re:Good Joke by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      First, it's "Gilded Age".

      Second, the notion that a free market has anything to do with "Social Darwinism" is an absurd caricature.

      Third, how do you guarantee personal liberties without also giving a guarantee of economic liberties?

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    100. Re:Good Joke by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Nevermind your crappy router, what about my bluetooth phone?

      Does it have to keep logs when it gets tethered, or I can I push that off on the phone company?

    101. Re:Good Joke by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      While your analysis of the origins of the financial crisis is shockingly novel and clearly well-researched, might I suggest doing a little more reading about banking industry regulations and effect government pressure has on distorting markets?

      I'd also be interested in reading about which societies you have in mind that don't have a wealthy class and a poor class.

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    102. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring back bulletin board systems! (I'm half serious.)

    103. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know when you have a gun that you can drive to work on, use to cut weeds, chip wood, warm your house, cook food in, BBQ food with, or cut food with.

    104. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email your logs to Congress and let them worry about storage.

    105. Re:Good Joke by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Why the tax payers, of course.

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    106. Re:Good Joke by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Are you nutz? Do you WANT to trigger the Second Great Depression?

      Imagine what would happen to the economy if we suddenly threw three-quarters-of-million law enforcement people out of work because no one was breaking any laws anymore.

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    107. Re:Good Joke by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      I think it's much worse than that. Who is most at risk from all these logs? If anything, botnets. So, what are botnets likely to do? Falsify and corrupt local logs (deleting them would be too obvious) and attack ISPs to falsify and corrupt their logs. It is in the best interest of botnets to make all logs worthless to frustrate tracking. And given that (a) most botnets are started through malware and (b) such malware will invariable run on a lot of systems that do logging, logging will be pretty worthless. Even if there was a requirement for a write-once log, it just means botnets will start falsify logs subtle to misdirect investigation.

      It might not happen right away, but see how malware has advanced to the point of redirecting URLs in web browsers to falsified web sites supportative of their malware? I don't see how this would be different. Writing a law to try to effectively elevate a line of evidence when it is so susceptible to abuse by the very party that's likely a target seems unwise.

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    108. Re:Good Joke by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      half the router manufacturers can't even keep basic IP routing with NAT working reliably,

      Amen to that, I have a DSL modem/router from my service provider that can't figure out how to make one LAN PC talk to another internal computer when it's addressed by the modem's external IP address. I know the routing information is correct because it works using the internal address from the LAN & the external address when out in the wild - but you can't use the external address when on the LAN.

    109. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good catch

    110. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe since you did all the hard work I'll just quote your post and save myself some time. Thank you for typing it all out, sir!

    111. Re:Good Joke by adminstring · · Score: 1

      Shhh... The first law of text editors is that you do not talk about text editors!

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    112. Re:Good Joke by EdIII · · Score: 1

      3. It will utterly fail to achieve the objective of preventing anonymous Internet use. HDCP logs only record MAC addresses, which can easily be forged and sometimes are not even unique.

      It's so much worse than that. Anonymous Internet use can be provided as a paid for service. Selling anonymous Internet use needs to be a crime. Freenet is an anonymous encrypted network. Outlaw that too? TOR provides anonymous exit nodes. Can't have that, so we must make it a crime to merely provide or facilitate anonymous Internet usage.

      What's worse about all the technologies/services that I mentioned, is that NONE of them rely on DHCP. There is nothing in DHCP logs that will reveal anything about anonymous services, Freenet and TOR usage. Anonymous services and public proxies do not possess DHCP servers that are serving remote customers. This bill will not address any of this at all. The pedophiles (which is what is brought up to scare us) will just use these services. If they are not ALREADY.

      Finally, the ultimate, the Alpha and the Omega FAIL is that 99.9999% of all activity they wish to log is going to be on 192.168.x.x. Only ISP's provide a routable or "public" IP address. Recording that is actually useful for law enforcement since you can reasonably tie an IP address record with a customer. Private addresses have no reasonable way whatsoever to determine identity at all. In a public coffee shop setting 192.168.1.100 might be used by fifty different people in a week, if not more. You have to rely on the MAC address and even if the MAC address is not forged, there is no information associated with that MAC address that can lead to a reasonable identification of anyone. The offending MAC address would have to visit the coffee shop again and then law enforcement would have to explode out of the coffee cups to nab the "pedophile".

      I can see a simple program installed on everyone's systems that rotates the MAC address during system startup. Never connect to any network with the network interfaces actual MAC address. It won't break any networks since even the most basic administrator knows that locking down anything by MAC address is just foolish. You can't rely on the MAC address for security. That will make it hilarious when they catch the first person randomly using the offending MAC address at the coffee shop. Of course, they might have to wait a long time based on the odds.

      Ohhh, wait! It gets better!

      How does law enforcement know what private IP address, assigned via DHCP, was responsible for the offending network activity? The only information they possess is the public IP address of the router. How do they tie that information with the private IP address? Now they need to require logging of all NAT activity, which won't be perfect either.

      There is so much reasonable doubt created by this data retention policy that the evidence collected alone could never be used to convict ANYONE. It would be a complete waste of storage and processing power, that's all.

    113. Re:Good Joke by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      1. Yeah, yeah. It's a spelling mistake that I frequently make. And it's sad that that's your lead-in counterpoint.

      2. It's one, frankly, that the libertarians embrace. Every single social program, taxation scheme, or other government initiative meant to level the playing field is vehemently despised by the Libertarian Party.

      3. See reply to previous post. You have no more economic liberty in a system with no restraint on economic predators than you have personal liberty in a system with no restraint on violent ones.

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    114. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email them to "myrouterlogs@whitehouse.gov" Let their backup system store them, after all, they never lose anything.

    115. Re:Good Joke by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Backups of logfiles in the hands of a third party have no legal protection, so Police suddenly can comb through anyone's logs whenever they like.

      To get a warrant to search private property, for certain evidence of criminal activity, a warrant is required -- and no warrants shall issue but upon probable cause for the search.

      However, when you place the log backups in the hands of a third party, no warrant is required; Police can simply execute the search, or arrest the third party/get the court order if they refuse to comply.

      The courts have determined that once you have placed something in the hands of a third party (like a log backup service), it is not subject to constitutional protections against unreasonable search and seizure.

    116. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But according to the incumbent, if we don't vote for him, the other candidate will let a nuclear war happen resulting in a wasteland America!!

    117. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or hunt with...

    118. Re:Good Joke by Larryish · · Score: 1

      The .gov will require you to run a logging program on your computer that sniffs and reports logs of all traffic to a Homeland Security regional datacenter.

      And it only runs on Windows.

    119. Re:Good Joke by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      I hear opportunity knocking:

      1. Write software that generates apparently valid, and nicely random, logs on demand.

      2. Sell it as "Log Archiving Test Suite"

      3. Profit!

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    120. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I just upload the log to rnc.org? We really don't need a law, I will happily upload mine as I assume the rest of you would. They will soon understand what they asked for. Until they setup a link we could all email them a daily text file attachment. Who is up for this?

    121. Re:Good Joke by sharpone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because allowing criminalization of gun ownership worked out real good for the Jews during the Hitler years.

      First 2 google links:

      http://stephenhalbrook.com/registration_article/registration.html

      http://www.jtf.org/israel/israel.why.jews.must.oppose.gun.control.htm

      You might think this was a fluke, and could never happen in our 'enlightened' society, but I see more and more similarities/parallels between the current U.S. Republic and the Weimar Republic every day. I especially love the printing of money (inflation) that is going on by the Fed in order to save us from a depression. In addition, only time will tell if Obama will relinquish all of those executive powers that Bush gathered to himself, I have little hope that he will. In a country where a trillions of dollars of monetization can be rammed down the throat of Congress, with little opportunity for "the People" to react, under the guise of an economic emergency, I can see plenty of other rights taken away in a similar fashion all in the name of safety and transparency.

      I'll keep my suppressed AR-15, and 1000's of rounds of ammunition thank you.

    122. Re:Good Joke by Edgester · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, forcing everyone to hire IT professionals... Is this part of the stimulus package?

    123. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the most difficult goal for economists - trick the public into thinking that after a job becomes obsolete, it hurts the economy after the people in that job no longer have 'work.' The truth of the matter is that as soon as any field becomes obsolete, the labor put into that field is subtracted from the total labor necessary to sustain the economy, meaning that people as a whole may work shorter days or get paid more for working the same hours, in order to compensate for the more efficient market.

    124. Re:Good Joke by Morty · · Score: 1

      If the law passes, it would be easy for "consumer" and SOHO router vendors to start adding large flash storage devices and automated logging with compression. They can advertise such routers appropriately: "compliant with Internet SAFETY Act". To non-technical people, this might even sound like a positive. So on a going-forward basis, I don't think this law would really be that hard to comply with.

      Problems with that law:

      * unfunded mandate. This puts a burden on people with existing equipment that otherwise works, and raises prices on new purchases.

      * unnecessarily intrusive. The government is regulating equipment and actions on equipment in all homes, for the rare chance that someone is doing something wrong? Do we really want our government doing this?

      * counter-productive. What happens the first time that a child being abused by their parents researches options online, and gets caught by the abuser because of government-mandating logs? Logging cuts both ways.

      The last item could really help kill this bill. Use "protect the children" to our advantage.

    125. Re:Good Joke by ScreamingCactus · · Score: 1

      The financial crisis is the government's fault, not really the banks'. And it isn't because of lack of legislation. It's because they print money at will that has no intrinsic value. It's not backed by gold or silver, it's just debt. Such a system is bound to collapse, and the banks handing out loans like hookers hand out VD just pushed it over the edge.

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    126. Re:Good Joke by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Logging for 2 years? Who is going to pay for the storage costs, backups, etc.?

      Mail the logs daily to the (in-)appropriate police chief. Let them pay the costs of storage and administration. (But make sure to keep your own mail logs, so that the onus falls onto them to explain why they've lost the logs.)

      I know - they'll refuse to accept the. But you keep on sending them the data, and hope that a jury of YOUR peers will consider that you've reasonably discharged your obligations. In the event of "something" happening, they're going smash down your front door and take your computers anyway, so you'll need to make sure that the logs are on a suitably short rotation cycle.

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    127. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Neither party is the party of civil liberties"

      We Canadians are experiencing the same situation; The conservative party is looking to implement draconian 1984ish vanquishing of habeus corpus for all things internet communications......funny thing is, that the liberal party was walking the same legislation thru parliament up until the time they lost the election. 8:(

    128. Re:Good Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sleep better knowing that my child was killed by an illegal gun rather than a legal one.

      Thanks.

    129. Re:Good Joke by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      2. It's one, frankly, that the libertarians embrace. Every single social program, taxation scheme, or other government initiative meant to level the playing field is vehemently despised by some members of the Libertarian Party.

      There, fixed.

      In any case, it's a mistake to equate "libertarians" as a group with the Libertarian Party.

      Also, what's this about "leveling the playing field"? Are we worried about equality of opportunity or equality of outcome, here? Because usually when people start talking about "leveling the playing field," it's code for "equality of outcome," which is not a philosophy that is particularly compatible with liberty of any sort.

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    130. Re:Good Joke by mad_clown · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I've yet to meet a libertarian of any stripe who espouses "Social Darwinism".

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  3. Yeah right by jaeson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Home users are really gonna do this. Oh and they will all patch their machines too.

    1. Re:Yeah right by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the very idea, they will never tell you do do it or how they expect your logs to be autenticated, so everyone will be on the wrong side of the law and the days some cops will be pissed that he didn't find any weapon, drug or libertarian literature while reading your house, that will be one more of the many reasons he could arrest you anyway.

    2. Re:Yeah right by aonaran · · Score: 1

      "some cops will be pissed that he didn't find any weapon, drug or libertarian literature while reading your house"

      Libertarian graffiti? That's something I haven't seen yet.

    3. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Cops are not allowed to enter a home without a warrant or probable cause (they heard a scream inside). Anything they find will be expunged.

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    4. Re:Yeah right by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cops are not allowed to enter a home without a warrant or probable cause (they heard a scream inside). Anything they find will be expunged.

      I have mod points, how do I mod this "naive?"

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    5. Re:Yeah right by bwcbwc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. So in effect this just becomes an excuse to hold just about anyone in jail while they search through your house for porn or whatever. As a home user, I would argue that I'm not providing a service, so I'm not subject to the requirement. If I were a small-business owner I'd be screaming at congress to get a life.

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    6. Re:Yeah right by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      Cops are not allowed to enter a home without a warrant or probable cause (they heard a scream inside). Anything they find will be expunged.

      Errr, that only applied when we lived under that quaint "Rule of Law", back in the '50s IIRC.

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    7. Re:Yeah right by poetmatt · · Score: 2, Informative

      You see, that applies in criminal cases but not civil, and not in all situations at all.

      If you allow them to step in your house at all, they can basically arrest you for anything they want at that point AND take you to court for anything they find.

      This is completely legal, and for valid and legitimate reasons too. so don't think they're going to just let that go.

    8. Re:Yeah right by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Probable cause" is a lot more flexible than you might think.

      >"...they heard a scream inside"

      Better watch your TV with headphones then.

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    9. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying living in the real world for a little while.

    10. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any things that the cops "accidentally" find can still be admitted, if they demonstrate that they acted in good faith when they were looking for it. Police always act in good faith, so all evidence will be admitted. Anyway, you wouldn't be hiding something in your logs would you? Sounds like just cause to me! Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

    11. Re:Yeah right by ceebee · · Score: 0

      Indeed. And on planet Earth, the legislators still won't get a clue.

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    12. Re:Yeah right by mindaktiviti · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is this modded "+5 Funny"? It should be "+5 Insightful".

      People are already breaking one law or another. Let's see, the most common laws I see being broken without a thought:
      - Speeding
      - copyright infringement on the internet
      - jay walking
      - marijuana use
      - (NEW)average user with a wireless network, unsecured or secured.

      We're all criminals.

    13. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, please. Any self-righteous porn collector encrypts the collection with PGP. That way the feds don't get to enjoy themselves as much when they confiscate your computer.

    14. Re:Yeah right by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is the parent modded funny? Funny? Really? I'd see it as insightful, Scary, or just plain sad but true, but funny? This is exactly how the cops work in many cases. How many mobsters are locked up for murder? How many are locked up for missing a bit on their taxes... Which one really is the reason they are a danger to society?

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    15. Re:Yeah right by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Funny

      He means the Constitution.

    16. Re:Yeah right by saintsfan · · Score: 1

      my friends can't do anything besides plug a router in. creating, exporting and archiving logs?? haha ok. i guess they think the average american is really on top of things what with the 20 million computer zombies out there. on a side note
      "While the Internet has generated many positive changes in the way we communicate and do business, its limitless nature offers anonymity that has opened the door to criminals looking to harm innocent children,"
      won't someone please think of the children? gawd! more likely individuals looking to use up your bandwidth watching porn and downloading mp3s

    17. Re:Yeah right by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      If you allow them to step in your house at all

      If you allow them to step in your house then you deserve to go to jail for stupidity. I don't have anything in my house worth hiding but I still wouldn't let a law enforcement officer enter.

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    18. Re:Yeah right by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      For starters, don't post anywhere on this article.

      -

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    19. Re:Yeah right by gerglion · · Score: 1

      Don't forget thinking and questioning authority, though both are starting to fall on the wayside...

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      Shoot, coward. You are only going to kill a man.
    20. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I would simply explain I was watching television. And if the cops still insist upon entering without a warrant, then I will quietly exit the house and remote trigger the bombs in the basement.

      That will teach them to ignore the Supreme Law of the Land.

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    21. Re:Yeah right by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      any self respecting porn collector encrypts it with PGP then stores it on a Truecrypt container. And fills the rest of the HD with jpeg images of pigs named "hot sex" "young girls" "great ass" and so forth. just to give the NSA something to look at while they spend an arm, leg and years trying to decrypt your collection of midget clown porn.

    22. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You jest, but the PA State website says one of the signs of domestic terrorists is a copy of the Constitution, or quotes of the Founders.

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    23. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pornography is not illegal according to the U.S. supreme court, unless the participant can be verified to be under 18.

      Nudity is not illegal regardless of age, again according to the U.S. S.C. which is why nude photos of children are sold in public stores.

      I have nothing to hide or fear.

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    24. Re:Yeah right by mdm-adph · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of states' Domestic Terrorism websites say that -- it was part of a package deal or something given out by the DHS, story broke about a year or two ago.

      You know, we act facetious on here when we joke about "freedom and liberty is dead" and all that, but the fact remains that we're living in a very scary place when "quoting the Constitution" is considered grounds for suspicion of being a terrorist...

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    25. Re:Yeah right by fprintf · · Score: 1

      If you think the 50's were any better, I suggest you watch any number of movies that quite accurately portray how it was. In The Heat Of The Night with Sidney Poitier is a good start. It hasn't been anything like the democratic & free paradise that people are whining about *ever*.

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    26. Re:Yeah right by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      If you think the 50's were any better, I suggest you watch any number of movies that quite accurately portray how it was. In The Heat Of The Night with Sidney Poitier is a good start. It hasn't been anything like the democratic & free paradise that people are whining about *ever*.

      You didn't notice my tongue sticking through my cheek?

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    27. Re:Yeah right by omnipresentbob · · Score: 1

      Link?

    28. Re:Yeah right by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I'm a terrorist then; I keep the constitution and related writings from the Founding Fathers on my PocketPC.

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    29. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would love to see a link to this. I took some time just now to peruse http://www.pa.gov/ but didn't find anything. Of course, that isn't unexpected-they obviously have more pages to look at than I have time.

    30. Re:Yeah right by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      "Nudity is not illegal regardless of age, again according to the U.S. S.C. which is why nude photos of children are sold in public stores."

      They are? Where?

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    31. Re:Yeah right by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Pornography is not illegal according to the U.S. supreme court

      Unless it's "obscene", to be determined after the fact, by a collection of "peers" of the government's choosing.

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    32. Re:Yeah right by Reziac · · Score: 1
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    33. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I don't care to feed a troll, it would be interesting to see a link if the site really does say that. I couldn't find it anywhere, so I apologize if you weren't trolling.

    34. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      link?

    35. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link?

      Your search - constitution site:http://www.homelandsecurity.state.pa.us - did not match any documents.

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=constitution+site%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.homelandsecurity.state.pa.us&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

    36. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest, but the PA State website says one of the signs of domestic terrorists is a copy of the Constitution, or quotes of the Founders.

      Please provide a link. I have to see that.

    37. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, set up an "automatic" industrial halon system in the house, replace the windows with plexiglass and make sure all of the (steel reinforced) doors "stick" easily.

    38. Re:Yeah right by Valdrax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, we act facetious on here when we joke about "freedom and liberty is dead" and all that, but the fact remains that we're living in a very scary place when "quoting the Constitution" is considered grounds for suspicion of being a terrorist...

      Well, it sounds pretty terrible until you consider that fetishized worship of the Constitution (or more accurately some very out-there interpretations of it) is a HUGE part of the right-wing subculture that Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols belonged to and the one Eric Rudolph belonged to. There's a difference between having a lot of respect for the Constitution and basically treating it like you would a religious document for a cult.

      Remember, the survivalist / gun show / militia crowd is the only fanatical US-native subculture that has pulled off a major act of mass murder in the states. There came a point in McVeigh's life where he believed so strongly in his interpretation of the Constitution and so strongly in how wrong the government was that he killed or injured nearly a 1000 people. I mean, geez, I really hate to support what they're saying about people who gather quotes from the the founders and refer to the Constitution a lot, but it's not like they're wrong about some of the most dangerous forms of domestic terrorists.

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    39. Re:Yeah right by Still+an+AC · · Score: 1
      There's something before 'Probable Cause' called 'Reasonable Suspicion' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reasonable_suspicion that basically let's the cops do anything they want. Sure you might get it thrown out in court, if you can afford a really good lawyer and happen to be in front of the correct judge....

      [R]equires less evidence than probable cause, the legal requirement for arrests and warrants. Reasonable suspicion is evaluated using the "reasonable person" or "reasonable officer" standard, in which said person in the same circumstances could reasonably believe a person has been, is, or is about to be engaged in criminal activity; such suspicion is not a mere hunch. Police may also, based solely on reasonable suspicion of a threat to safety, frisk a suspect for weapons, but not for contraband like drugs. A combination of particular facts, even if each is individually innocuous, can form the basis of reasonable suspicion.

    40. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Link please. I performed a search of http://www.state.pa.us/ and couldn't find what you are referring to.

    41. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You jest, but the PA State website says one of the signs of domestic terrorists is a copy of the Constitution, or quotes of the Founders.

      [citation needed]

      It could be there, but I can't find it.

    42. Re:Yeah right by ring-eldest · · Score: 1

      They are? Where?

      You've never been to a bookstore that sells photographic art books? Sheesh.

    43. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Source please

    44. Re:Yeah right by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 1

      If you were a small business owner you wouldn't be physically able to scream at congress for anything because you'd already be hoarse to the point of coughing up blood from screaming at the IRS.

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    45. Re:Yeah right by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      "He was acting fidgety and nervous, and he refused to let us see what he was doing."

      I'd be surprised if this hasn't been used a thousand times as "probable cause" for a warrantless search.

    46. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not providing a service, so I'm not subject to the requirement.

      Actually, I'm downloading warez from your open wireless right now. It's freakin' fast, too, do you have FiOS or something?

    47. Re:Yeah right by mstahl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While this is true, correlation is not causation and just as there are a lot more ordinary people in this country than terrorists (unless you believe the Bushite propaganda), there's probably a lot more ordinary people who dig the Constitution than domestic terrorists.

      I don't keep a pocket copy of it on me or anything but I do firmly believe that a well thought out understanding of the Constitution is essential for being a citizen (that goes for other countries, too, with their respective government-establishing documents). It's important to know your rights as well as to know what's expected of you where you live. Your taxes pay for the government, so it's handy to know a little about it.

      The real thing that I take issue with here is that mere possession of /any/ readily-available document could be grounds for suspicion. Implicit in our first amendment rights is the right also to consume whatever speech or press we wish. Like the Patriot Act's provision that libraries could spy on what you read. If a book is in a public library, it should be understood that I can pick it up and read it without suspicion.

      It may take a little longer than four years to dismantle all the horribly horribly wrong things that have been done in the name of national security in this country.

    48. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you, sir.

      The Constitution and Bill of Rights is the only thing the separates us from banana republics, and to the degree that the Federal government (and state governments, and yes, local ones, too) have destroyed it, is the degree that we get closer and closer to BEING a banana republic.

      It is not a "fetish" to be fanatical about one's liberties. And for the record, McVeigh was a former Army officer who was undercover infiltrating the so-called "far right wing" and the entire PsyOps blew up. They couldn't *wait* to put him to death. Eric Rudolph was an anti-abortionist murderer and was not a Constitutionalist in any way, shape, or form. Ted Kacsynzki was a LEFT-wing eco-terrorist - do we blame the far left for him? No.

      If even 1/10th of the conspiracy theories on such sites as prisonplanet.tv and prisonplanet.com are true - even 1/20th - then this country is in deep trouble. From Blackwater West to MK-Ultra to overthrowing Mossadegh in Iran in 1953, the US has a long history of violating the Constitution - and the right wing is at the vanguard of trying to STOP that.

      Remember Ron Paul? Remember Barry Goldwater? Remember liberty?

    49. Re:Yeah right by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      While this is true, correlation is not causation...

      You know, I hate anyone who pulls that phrase out in a knee-jerk manner like its the golden key to all wisdom without knowing a damned thing about what it means.

      In this case, correlation is all that is important. This isn't axiom for proving in a court of law that someone actually is a domestic terrorist. This is grounds for a reasonable suspicion that they might be plugged into extreme right-wing subculture. It's grounds for suspecting that they might be a terrorist; not grounds to lock them up because they are one. It means, "Hey, pay attention to this guy. He might not be a harmless nut."

      I don't keep a pocket copy of it on me or anything but I do firmly believe that a well thought out understanding of the Constitution is essential for being a citizen...

      Well, I'd certainly agree that it's important!

      But the problem is that the "keep a pocket copy on me" crowd frequently have a very bad understanding of the Constitution and think that you can define everything about the government's powers just by reading the document itself over and over again without any outside context and in complete dismissal of the precedents of the Supreme Court. These are the people who will decry practically anything they don't like about the federal government as unconstitutional, and these are the people who will immediately go to the "guns and revolution" solution as their dreamed way of solving the problem.

      For these people, their interpretation of the Constitution is almost religious, with anyone who interprets it differently being evil and tyrannical. It from this seed that the roots of domestic terrorism grow, and where it becomes acceptable to bomb building; those people are all agents of tyranny and thus "fair game."

      The real thing that I take issue with here is that mere possession of /any/ readily-available document could be grounds for suspicion.

      Look, I neither support invasive tracking of what citizens read like the PATRIOT Act supports, nor do I think that reading any literature, whether subversive or patriotic should be grounds for a warrant, much less a full criminal investigation.

      But, I think you can't close your eyes when someone starts advocating violent revolution instead of just reading about it, and I don't think police should have to close their eyes and hum loudly to prevent themselves from getting a hunch about someone. If someone has a serious "I think I'm living in a tyrannical state; we should all be arming up" stance, the police shouldn't have to put blinders on about it and should be able to follow up on hunches within the boundaries of law and in keeping with respect to the 4th Amendment.

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    50. Re:Yeah right by mstahl · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and my apologies about the correlation/causation argument; I kinda figured I'm on slashdot and that's one of those /. phrases.

      What we really have to protect against is the witch hunt state, where the rules for what's a warning sign and what's protected expression become too arbitrary. It's important when suspicious behaviour is out in the open to recognize it and take note but people's privacy has to be respected. Though I hardly consider myself a threat to the state who's to say the stuff I read mightn't be suspicious to someone who didn't know me?

      I dunno I just worry is all.

    51. Re:Yeah right by Net_fiend · · Score: 1

      If you're going to cite something like that at least provide a link to the court case or brief that states this.

      This bill is infuriating. What is the most upsetting is that Congress (as much as we have joked about it here) has finally taken it seriously and is trying to get their hands on all this data under the guise of "save the innocent children".

      First off, the children don't need saving. Parents need to f'king watch their kids more closely, its not societies job to do it for them. While a neighborhood that looks out for each other is great, its not a right.

      Secondly, this is not going to catch the vast majority of the crooks they purport to be after because most aren't even in the US, their in other countries like China, Malaysia, etc. Apparently Congress doesn't understand that just because the cam or pictures make it look like the US doesn't mean it is. They're just assuming that there are mass pervs here in the US trying to steal children. This has been going on for decades we hear more about it because we now have an ease of communication that is unprecedented.

      Thirdly, it is not my job to foot the FBI's bills for them before they are granted their 30 million which is provided in this bill (section 10 line a), which imo at this point is an utter waste of cash considering the predicament we're in.

      It is obvious this is a political magic trick to get access or get a foothold (nice military strategy) on the logs of all US citizens who've done nothing wrong in the first place. What happened to probable cause? If the government wants records of suspected pedophiles, then they better have something to back up that claim otherwise they're just talking out their ass and any request should be ignored. If the request is warranted at that point the logging of the individual should be started and any pertinent information should be shared to the proper authorities, but never before. There is a reason we have the Bill of Rights. As a side story when I was in DC a few years ago I had visited the National Archives and wanted a copy of either the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. In the end I picked the Bill of Rights due mainly to the climate we are in. It is a reminder to what our rights are and that we should not need to scream and shout to get them from our own government....however the founding fathers apparently knew this would likely happen and several stated openly that if necessary we the people should take back the government, by force if necessary. Not to sound like a dissident, but Jefferson's words are something I strive never to forget in this age.

      Jefferson once said/wrote:

      "God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, and always, well informed. The part which is wrong will be discontented, in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions, it is lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. ... And what country can preserve its liberties, if it's rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to the facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure."

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      "When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. When the government fears the people, there is liberty."
    52. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Probably has, but according to the Supreme Court "suspicious behavior" is Not probable cause, so an illegal search would be invalidated.

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    53. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the survivalist / gun show / militia crowd is the only fanatical US-native subculture that has pulled off a major act of mass murder in the states. There came a point in McVeigh's life
      >>>

      According to FBI records, McVeigh was funded by Bin Laden's organization, so technically it was foreign nationals that committed the crime... along with bombing the USS Cole, the World Trade Center Basement, and the 9/11 attacks.

      Also it's not the "only" culture to pull-off a mass murder. There was Shay's Rebellion, the Whiskey Rebellion, the Northeast PA border wars, the Maryland/PA border wars, the southern rebellion of 1861-1865, the KKK killing during the 1870s, slaughter of WW1 veterans by their own government (in D.C), Minnesota's civil war in the 1840s, the Indian rebellions all across this contienent, the D.C government's blowing up of the Branch Davidian compound, the D,C. government's attack on Utah in the 1890s, the D.C. government's and local state government's attacks on the black Civil Rights movement of the 1960s, .......

      Review your history.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    54. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Barnes & Noble
      Borders
      amazon.com .....
      and on and on and on.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    55. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Obscenity is not illegal either. It may be restricted (i.e. not broadcast on the Playboy channel), but it's not illegal.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    56. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>f you're going to cite something like that at least provide a link to the court case or brief that states this.

      Normally I would agree, but I don't really care if you believe me or not. The Supreme Court cases are available with a time-consuming but fairly-easy search of wikipedia or google. If you are curious, you can do the work for yourself, the same way I originally did.

      Or not. Doesn't matter to me.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    57. Re:Yeah right by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      P.S.

      I would have asked for a copy of the Constitution since it includes the bill of rights and all the other amendments.

      And I agree that Congress is throwing-away paper. Note I didn't say money, because they don't have any money therefore they are just printing 1500 billion pieces of paper. Hope you enjoy devaluation of your savings.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    58. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

      Thomas Jefferson

      Good ole Tom knew the cure.

    59. Re:Yeah right by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      Good to know, I suppose.

  4. Stimulus Storage? by certain+death · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does that mean we will receive a stipend for storage in order to keep said logs for two years? If the government is going to require me to keep them, then they need to enable me with at least 3 terabytes of storage!

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    "My immediate reaction is "WTF? What kind of moron doesn't make things 64-bit safe to begin with?" Linus
    1. Re:Stimulus Storage? by qwertphobia · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like they pay for brake pads on your yaris.

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      Never ask for directions from a two-headed tourist! -Big Bird
    2. Re:Stimulus Storage? by certain+death · · Score: 1

      HAHA! That gave me a good laugh! I don't have a Yaris, I have a Nissan Titan...but they still won't pay for brake pads. :o)

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      "My immediate reaction is "WTF? What kind of moron doesn't make things 64-bit safe to begin with?" Linus
    3. Re:Stimulus Storage? by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sure they will give you money. Say 50USD. To finance this, they just make you pay 5USD per month extra in taxes over the next 5 years.

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      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    4. Re:Stimulus Storage? by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm/ Yes just as they repay your employer for taking witholding from your check- taking your fica etc... /end sarcasm/

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      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
    5. Re:Stimulus Storage? by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Thanks for giving Congress yet more contrived reasons to raise taxes. I pay too many already, thankyouverymuch.

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    6. Re:Stimulus Storage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. President,

      I'll need a Core i7 with 12GB of RAM, a GeForce GTX 280, and a few TB hard drives for me to be able to start logging.

    7. Re:Stimulus Storage? by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 1

      They could even give you a "coupon" to reduce the price of this new router and gradually make this law, instead of instant.

    8. Re:Stimulus Storage? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      In some states, if the state gov't mandates that municipalities must do X, then state gov't has to fund X; unfunded mandates are not allowed. I wonder if a case might be made that such a requirement made of citizens, being unreasonable to the average person, must also be funded by the gov't.

      Of course the problem is they'll just raise taxes to pay for it, which means we pay the tax admin overhead as well as the storage cost.

      More useful might be for all the current public wireless providers to stage a "day without wireless" and see how many congresscritters discover they and their staffers can't get anything done, at least not without disrupting their routine.

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    9. Re:Stimulus Storage? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Hardly a joke. I'd estimate it's more like for every dollar the gov't hands out, SOMEONE pays $5 or so in taxes. (Consider too that every dollar of debt requires about $3 to pay off, and our taxes ultimately pay it.)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  5. Yea... by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most people don't know how to turn on WEP or WPA encryption on their wireless routers let along find how to turn on logging and setting a backup routine to keep years of data. Heck most people/governments/companies cant keep years of data on their own PC.

    I wonder how many of these lawmakers are in compliance of this purposed law.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Yea... by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The first rule of a police state is that EVERYONE is breaking the law. You just pass laws that are impossible or unreasonable to follow and then when you want to come down on someone, you just hit them with a bunch of bullshit charges. So if federal law enforcement kicks down your door on some bogus child porn charge and doesn't find any child porn, they can save face, rather than just admit their mistake, by busting you on all the *other* stuff they found (your marijuana stash, your bootleg mp3's, and now the fact that you weren't keeping 2 years of archived data, and so on).

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    2. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't know how to turn on WEP or WPA encryption on their wireless routers let along find how to turn on logging and setting a backup routine to keep years of data. Heck most people/governments/companies cant keep years of data on their own PC.

      I wonder how many of these lawmakers are in compliance of this purposed law.

      You need a COFFEE INJECTION!!!

    3. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the point. Users cannot be trusted to do this and the government will do this for us. They will have unfettered access to all your activity at this point.

    4. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey its above 94% accuracy.

    5. Re:Yea... by paganizer · · Score: 4, Funny

      There are 3 sorts of responses to this post.
      the first type, which I expect to see shortly, is from the "tinfoil hat" contingent; the type that will tell you to take off your tinfoil hat when you post anything about the Echelon system, for example.
      The 2nd type is from the "jaded acknowledger's" contingent; usually it takes the form of "No Shit. But what you gonna do?".
      The 3rd type is from the "meta" group. Hi.

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    6. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Making everyone a de facto criminal means the ordinary citizen must either squander his life trying to adhere to all regulations, or be vulnerable. A win win situation for a corrupt elite.

    7. Re:Yea... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I wonder how many of these lawmakers are in compliance of this purposed law.

      Probably the same number that pay their taxes (near-zero).

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    8. Re:Yea... by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The first rule of a police state is that EVERYONE is breaking the law.

      As tedious as it is, Atlas Shrugged has something to teach us. Don't bother to read the book though, all you need to know is in the following quote:

      "Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against--then you'll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted--and you create a nation of law-breakers--and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Rearden, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

      Sometimes I feel like a bot whose only real purpose is to paste this quote. But as it is a leading force in American society that people seem to have mostly forgotten, I believe it bears some heavy repetition.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:Yea... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      That's the point. Users cannot be trusted to do this and the government will do this for us. They will have unfettered access to all your activity at this point.

      Funny, that was my prediction for web 3.0: people will be forced to use only selected web 2.0 sites (that have already imposed the 'all your data are belong to us' model).

      All it needs is another "pearl harbor" as justification: terrorists using the net as infrastructure or target of an attack will make regulators pass anything. Want mandatory big brother style webcams? no prob. But that's web 4.0 :D

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    10. Re:Yea... by bwcbwc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      that's what happened to the MIT girl at Logan airport. Instead of admitting they had f-ed up, they charged her with bringing a hoax bomb into the airport. A lot of home routers don't have the capacity to hold 2 years worth of data and don't have the capabillity to offload old log files to another machine, unless you violate the DMCA to hack into the file system.

      That brings up another aspect: is this really an anti-terrorism/hacking law or is it really just an RIAA/MPAA tool to give them the info they need to sue the pants off of people?

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      We are the 198 proof..
    11. Re:Yea... by Golias · · Score: 1

      The first rule of a police state is that EVERYONE is breaking the law. You just pass laws that are impossible or unreasonable to follow and then when you want to come down on someone, you just hit them with a bunch of bullshit charges. So if federal law enforcement kicks down your door on some bogus child porn charge and doesn't find any child porn, they can save face, rather than just admit their mistake, by busting you on all the *other* stuff they found (your marijuana stash, your bootleg mp3's, and now the fact that you weren't keeping 2 years of archived data, and so on).

      I really wish there were more people who get this. You don't need to be a conspiracy wonk to see how obvious it is that we are cultivating a legal framework which will eventually permit the state to lock up anybody they choose for almost any motivation.

      Looking at the direction of state power we've been moving in over the last 20 years, I feel very comfortable calling myself a libertarian crackpot. Hooray for Reason Magazine, the Cato Institute, the ACLU, and pretty much all of the states in between the Mississippi River and the eastern border of California.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    12. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, history ! (And farce)

      "Heydrich began building the Gestapo into an instrument of fear. He improved his index card system; since he created more categories of offenders, the cards were now color-coded. The line between criminal and law abiding citizen became blurred and the most trivial things became crimes; even if someone made an anti-Hitler comment in jest, the penalty was death.
      The Gestapo had the authority to arrest citizens on the mere suspicion that they might commit a crime. People were arrested for walking suspiciously, and since the Gestapo obeyed no law but their own, it was their discretion to decide what was considered "walking in a suspicious manner". The Gestapo had the right to arrest, beat, and murder whomever they wished. People were hesitant to speak in public places out of the morbid fear that their words might be misconstrued and they would find themselves under arrest. The members of the Gestapo were instructed to be merciless and people began disappearing throughout Germany never to be seen again. Sometimes a person would disappear for no apparent reason and at a later date, their family would receive an urn containing their ashes. Under Himmler and Heydrich, Germany became a legitimate and terrifying police state."
      http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Reinhard_Heydrich

      Enjoy your "re-enactments".

    13. Re:Yea... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Third option is blatantly and publicly break the laws on purpose, and be armed. Preferably with a bunch of friends doing the same thing.

      Works better if you have an unclaimed landmass that you can escape to, though.

    14. Re:Yea... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Add a fourth: the redneck brigade who will tell everybody they've got nothing to hide, and if it leaves an excuse to victimise an ethnic minority then they're all for it.

    15. Re:Yea... by BountyX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Four types of responses. The fourth is the type that analyzes the types of responses. This post being in that category.

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    16. Re:Yea... by Nyrath+the+nearly+wi · · Score: 1

      Samuel Todd Francis mentioned a similar concept: Anarcho-tyranny.

      From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Francis#Anarcho-tyranny

      Samuel Francis argued that the problems of managerial state extend to issues of crime and justice. In 1992, he introduced the word âoeanarcho-tyrannyâ into the paleocon vocabulary. He once defined it this way: âoewe refuse to control real criminals (that's the anarchy) so we control the innocent (that's the tyranny).â

    17. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys.

      Why don't you to take off your tinfoil hat? Besides, it's all true. No Shit. But what you gonna do? Another thing. I've got nothing to hide, and if it leaves an excuse to victimise an ethnic minority then I'm all for it.

    18. Re:Yea... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hi.

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    19. Re:Yea... by furby076 · · Score: 1

      FBI: "We came here looking for pr0n. We didn't find any, but we found bit torrent program on your computer. You obviously used that for illegal activites, and you obviously deleted your logs which prove you downloaded pr0n. You are going to jail"

      Contrary to /. belief this does not happen. FBI actually TRIES to keep a clean record so they don't look like asshats as they did in the past.

      Given all that - write to your senator/rep and spread the word. Most people don't care about our geek rants because they don't understand or see an effect on them. However, if you explain to people that they may be required to keep backups/logs/etc in their homes for two years...which could run in the thousands/tens of thousands range then they will care.

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      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    20. Re:Yea... by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      The first rule of a police state is that EVERYONE is breaking the law.

      "The first rule of Police State is you do not talk about Police State!"

      Scary part is, it started as a simple Fight Club joke. After thinking about it, it's generally true.

    21. Re:Yea... by tnk1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The worst thing about this in the real world is that I just don't think that the bad intentions that your quote implies are actually there for the most part. Most of these legislators are just seeking solutions to the problems that exist in society at the command of their constituents (voters and special interests).

      These constituents are the people who get upset about having a national biometric database for identification purposes, but demand nationalized health care.

      Sure, we don't have a National Database(tm) in some government building, but they do have to have to have access to all of your medical records in order to deal with your claims. In the end, the result is the same: the government has your biometric data, but they can't even really be efficient about it, because of your rights. That situation won't stop the abuses, but it will impede the system it is there to support.

      To put it more briefly, many of the very things that we protest about in terms of individual freedoms being lost are things that we'll be more than happy to trade for the government running some service for us or protecting us from every possible threat.

      You know, people constantly point to corporations running the local store, the local police and various other services as a corrupt practice. But what about when the government runs everything... because we demanded that they do by demanding more and more laws and programs? They have a monopoly on force, and you get everything from them. That would be bad enough if the government was actually responsive to the citizenry, but we all know that the government is run by the people who can stick their faces in front of the legislators and executives enough.

      So, I have very little patience with people who get upset with the government for getting in their faces about stuff like this, but at the same time demand their safety nets and stimulus packages. The consistent message that we are sending the government these days is "fix our problems for us".

      The only solution to the issue is not more laws, but fewer and clearer laws. Fewer programs and less expecting of people like Congress and the President to "create jobs" or "protect our children". The government should not become an omnipresent service organization.

    22. Re:Yea... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      *psssst* Look up "meta"...

    23. Re:Yea... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      I understand there's some land out near Waco Texas that's free, and it even has a building that might serve your purposes... some fire damage though.

    24. Re:Yea... by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      The consistent message that we are sending the government these days is "fix our problems for us".

      A few years ago, the ruling party in a certain small country lamented that the population were too dependent on the government to spoonfeed them - to help the population solve their own problems.

      Assuming this is true (somehow I doubt so), I thought this is the only country in the world to have such a passive population.

    25. Re:Yea... by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      is it really just an RIAA/MPAA tool to give them the info they need to sue the pants off of people?

      Static IP addresses?

      Next up: logging of all traffic!

    26. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Rothschild want this so they can better control the people.

    27. Re:Yea... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      These constituents are the people who get upset about having a national biometric database for identification purposes, but demand nationalized health care.

      I must be missing something. How are these things at odds with one another? I mean, last I checked, Canada doesn't have the former while at the same time having the latter (healthcare is a provincial-level issue... there is no nation-wide database for health information, nor will there ever be). And we have *much* stronger privacy legislation, too, which covers both the private *and* public sectors.

      Methinks you're barking up the wrong tree, here...

    28. Re:Yea... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I feel like a bot whose only real purpose is to paste this quote.

      I'm sorry. I'll try to add more functionality in the next release.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    29. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is the RIAA/MPAA, it would not surprise me. They would be able to sue anyone or everyone they wanted with access to these logs. The government is just taking another step into controling/watching what people do, digital tv, gps, and now these logs.

    30. Re:Yea... by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Then what is the "meta" group for? *whooooooooooooosh!*

    31. Re:Yea... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      There are about 20 wifi networks within range of my house, yet every single one is encrypted. It's very hard to find an open wap around here.

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    32. Re:Yea... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      In that case, the courts will suddenly remember the interoperability clause and inform you that you ought to have known you can bypass encryption for any kind of reverse-engineering or interoperability (on that note, compatibility with backup or duplication software IS interoperability. $.02).

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    33. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >As tedious as it is, Atlas Shrugged has something to teach us

      Atlas Shrugged has nothing NEW to teach us. The concept was around FAR before Atlas Shrugged. Organized religion ring a bell? The reason so many things are sins is that religions NEED sinners. The Christians got the bright idea of making EVERYONE a sinner from day one (original sin) just to ensure a constant stream of customers.

    34. Re:Yea... by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      "Most people don't know how to turn on WEP or WPA encryption on their wireless routers let along find how to turn on logging and setting a backup routine to keep years of data."

      Turning it on was easy. Getting it to work properly was the hard part.

      One of the things I've noticed about consumer networking equipment, even the good stuff isn't robust compared to say commercial equipment.

      I've lost count the number of times I've had to reboot either the computer, the router, or the modem, due to a problem.

      --
      Shai Schticks:"You don't make peace with friends, you make peace with enemies"
    35. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing I disagree with you on is that I think every one should read the whole book there are great quotes like that one all through it. Yes it is a very long book but worth it.

    36. Re:Yea... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The worst thing about this in the real world is that I just don't think that the bad intentions that your quote implies are actually there for the most part. Most of these legislators are just seeking solutions to the problems that exist in society at the command of their constituents (voters and special interests).

      Well, let's look at the number one cause of bullshit imprisonment, the so-called War On Drugs. We went through this issue as a nation already, with the prohibition of alcohol. The only constitutional amendment ever passed whose stated purpose was to limit the freedoms of the citizenry, the prohibition of alcohol served only to provide fortune and indeed fame (and not infamy, either) to organized crime. The same thing is happening today with, basically, the list of controlled substances. In fact, you could essentially use Schedule A as a list of what drugs you could potentially make money on in the USA. Even the CIA World Factbook will tell you (after a lengthy delay in which I visit Mycroft and make a search plugin - am I lazy yet?) in no uncertain terms that the US is:

      world's largest consumer of cocaine (shipped from Colombia through Mexico and the Caribbean), Colombian heroin, and Mexican heroin and marijuana; major consumer of ecstasy and Mexican methamphetamine; minor consumer of high-quality Southeast Asian heroin; illicit producer of cannabis, marijuana, depressants, stimulants, hallucinogens, and methamphetamine; money-laundering center

      So you can see how well that whole "War on Drugs" thing is working.

      Every politician complicit in this farce shares responsibility for government-sponsored slavery (in the form of privatized, for-profit prisons, which have been overstuffed with nonviolent drug "offenders") as well as the general degradation of the people. And many of them have gotten enormous kickbacks directly from those who profit most from the current state of affairs; not just the companies running the prisons, but overwhelming sums of money from "big pharma" which depends on this bought-and-paid-for legislation to keep the masses purchasing their drugs. Meanwhile, if I'm reading the results right (?) it appears that prescription drugs killed almost as many people as recreational even in the reported data for 2005 (latest year of available results.) Mis-prescription of drugs is thought by some to be the single largest killer in America today. You could argue back and forth about whether these people would have lived as long as they did without prescription medications, but their use is not an either-or; there are cases where naturopathic medicine (e.g. non-synthetics) is the best available option. The modern medical establishment and their hired tools (found in large numbers on both sides of the aisle) would have you believe that this is never the case, and the resulting political policy is very much to the detriment of all American citizens.

      This is the long and explanatory way of saying that I believe that you are wrong; that even if they would not put it as Ayn Rand did, every one of these mainstream completely-beholden-to-corporate-masters politicians is very much a willing part of this type of oppression.

      The only solution to the issue is not more laws, but fewer and clearer laws.

      And more to the point, laws which serve the people. For example, the purpose of copy

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    37. Re:Yea... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      As a humourous aside, we send people to Syria to be tortured to death. No trial, no process, just "Oh, you're on the list, come over here, we're going to put you on a special plane.

      The Gestapo has nothing on us. We've privatized our sin.

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    38. Re:Yea... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Atlas Shrugged has nothing NEW to teach us.

      Vehement agreemsg. However, most people need things reframed in a familiar context.

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    39. Re:Yea... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Close, but not wuite accurate.
      The first role of a police state is to make the military and the police the same.

      The police protect the citizens while working within a frame work of laws. The military's job is to stop outside threats; as such they see everything as a possible threat. This is good, it's their job.
      When the police become like the military, then every citizen is seen as a threat.

      This is important to note, becasue it is better to prevent the police from getting that power then trying to take it away later.

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    40. Re:Yea... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Great someone else that takes quotes out of context from that horrible book.

      Don't worry, anyone who quotes that book is pretty much a bot.

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    41. Re:Yea... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      This kind of idea gets perpetuated, I'm not sure why. You comment seems to imply that the purpose of this law is that 'someone' is trying to create a police state, and so they make a law requiring you to save your logs, so they can accuse you later. Are they targeting the geeks of the nation, or something?

      This view shows paranoia, naivete, and a general lack of understanding of history.

      In a real, historical police state, if the government doesn't like you, they kill you. Out in the open. In El Salvador, the archbishop was getting a bit outspoken. He was gunned down on the steps of the cathedral, right after church, in full view of everyone. There was no doubt who did it. Lesser enemies were taken out to the "Death Highway" and shot, beheaded, or impaled. There was no need for due process, no need for 'evidence.' Entire towns were massacred on suspicion of harboring revolutionaries. Think women being raped and baby heads being smashed. Brutal and efficient.

      In Hitler's regime, consider the Night of the Long Knives. Kill first, explain later if you have to. It was explained later as a necessity to suppress a coup. I can't think of any police state in history where 'due process' was a necessity for getting rid of people, although perhaps there has been one.

      Think about it. Police don't need a silly law about routers. They can plant cocaine, heavy weaponry, whatever. Shoot you on the spot and claim you came at them with a weapon. Finding a way to justify it after the fact is easy.

      That's not what this law is about. It's about airheaded politicians who have never owned a wireless router, who don't entirely understand what that is exactly, voting for laws they don't understand.

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    42. Re:Yea... by DarKnyht · · Score: 1

      Take off you "tinfoil hat" and step out of the basement once and awhile. The man isn't out to get you.

      sorry, Sprint Card wasn't working until I proved the computer was logging the connection.

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    43. Re:Yea... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I don't think that quote is right, actually. As I observed in a different post, it isn't necessary to make people a law breaker to arrest, torture, or get rid of them. Here is one thing Ayn Rand said in that quote, "The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals." This shows a profound lack of understanding of the power of government, in fact, the true power of government is from the will of the people operating in an organized way. Think about it: even in the most undemocratic monarchy, the king has to have supporters, otherwise who would be his army?

      In my experience observing various dictatorships, it seems that the leader needs direct support from around 20% - 30% of the people, and the majority of the rest of the people need to be complicit with his actions. Also, this support tends to erode quickly.....in Latin America, dictatorships tend to only last five years or so (Russia managed to last longer, I think because Russian communism actually did help most people to live better lives, although at a great cost to a large minority; and the government managed to gain popular support and keep it for a long time).

      Power comes from the people, not from tricky lawyers. Think about it, even in the United States, Bush would not have been able to go to war in Iraq, except a full 80% of the people supported the idea at the time. It is a really depressing statistic to me, who at the time felt the war would be counter-productive and actually produce more terrorism, and in addition felt that war was not a valid method of conflict resolution. But if 80% of my fellow countrymen were in favor, what could I do? If you can move the people, you can move the nation. Tricky lawyers tend to get hung.

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    44. Re:Yea... by Tycho · · Score: 1

      No that book has little to teach us and can be easily summarized.

      From: http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Ayn_Rand#Shatlas_Rugged

      Shatlas Rugged

      Actually reading this novel has been compared to pushing one's head through a light-year of refrigerated saltwater taffy.

      To save you reading over a thousand pages of turgid prose, here is Atlas Shrugged. No "spoiler" alert is necessary:

              * A dark and lonely handsome hero with no friends makes shitloads of dosh off the back of lazy and stupid non-union slaves;
              * When asked to pay taxes, he and his ilk scream in shock, and flee in a huff to live in the mountains; [4]
              * Everyone is miserable except them, as they are busy driving their trains up and down in their incredible mountain hideaway;
              * They have laughable sex with other capitalist boors, but cannot commit due to being too busy making money;
              * Everyone else is wrong:
              * They are right;
              * They appear suddenly in public and punish the miserable hordes by lecturing them in interminably boring eight-hour speeches that go on and on and on for about one hundred pages and have only one point - "You're all fucked, and I'm not, 'cos I've got all the money, Ha Ha!";
              * The world goes to Hell in a handbasket, except for them, 'cos they're in their seekrit mountain hideout.[5]

      This is the link referenced as 5 and is also very appropriate:
      http://www.angryflower.com/atlass.gif

      At then end of the day Atlas Shrugged is a steaming turd of a book and Ayn Rand ideas never had any value.

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    45. Re:Yea... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I just don't think that the bad intentions that your quote implies are actually there for the most part. Most of these legislators are just seeking solutions to the problems that exist in society at the command of their constituents (voters and special interests).

      Perhaps, but we all know of a certain road that is paved with good intentions.

      The only solution to the issue is not more laws, but fewer and clearer laws. Fewer programs and less expecting of people like Congress and the President to "create jobs" or "protect our children". The government should not become an omnipresent service organization.

      Unfortunately, for the Libertarians amongst us, this solution is slipping faster and further out of sight then at any time in recent history. The socialists, reinvigorated by Obama and empowered by the financial meltdown set in motion by poor Federal Reserve policy timing (ironic given the government "solution" being pushed for the problem caused by government meddling), are once again on the march and before they are finished our freedoms are likely to become a casualty of their ill conceived reforms. It took decades for the real causes of the Great Depression to finally become fully clear in scholarly research. I suspect that it may be a long time before the true causes of the present crisis are fully known, but I have no doubt then when the final analysis is complete the government will share no small part of the blame.

    46. Re:Yea... by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      So black trucks drive around looking for 'open' routers, and fine the people that have them.

      Or just mandate you use ISP approved/controlled units only and make them responsible for logging, and reporting back suspicious activity.

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    47. Re:Yea... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      there is no nation-wide database for health information, nor will there ever be

      Really? Why is that? Because the law says so?

      Who wrote the law? Do those same people have the power to amend and repeal those laws? I'm guessing that they do.

      Maybe it was a referendum. Well, then you just have another one with the appropriate language.

      Perhaps its a Constitutional Right! Ha. That would just take a little bit longer.

      For a government health care system to service your heath needs, it has access to the very same information that you wouldn't want to see in the hands of another branch of government, like say the police.

      Once any level has that information or the ability to access it, its simply a matter of turning the appropriate screws for other levels to get access to it.

      In the US, there are some very specific wording that reserves education to the states. So why is there a Department of Education or programs like "No Child Left Behind" on the Federal level? Money. Lots of it.

      Before you tell me that Education isn't the same thing as biometric data, ask yourself something. If it wasn't important to people, then why was is specifically mentioned in the Constitution?

      Right, because it *was* important to people in the past that there be an Educational system that is free of Federal control. Now? Obviously, just about everyone has changed their minds.

      Why have they changed their minds? Because the government is now in the business of providing education money and standards, because we demanded it over time.

      Things like the Patriot Act seem silly and obviously overdone to many people on this forum and elsewhere. Nevertheless, it passed. People demanded safety from the government, and the government responded in the only way it knew how, attempting to gather more power.

      But don't confuse yourself, it didn't grab power because George Bush was a smirking bad guy, it responded to a perceived need and the government (over)reacted. And whether or not you believe that any one president or legislator is better than another, the only thing that is certain is that the power granted under the best of intentions will still be available to people of the worse intentions later on, because nothing ever dies in government unless the government itself topples.

    48. Re:Yea... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      is this really an anti-terrorism/hacking law or is it really just an RIAA/MPAA tool to give them the info they need to sue the pants off of people?

      Ah-ha! Thats whose going to pay the stimulus bill - its still us, but the RIAA/MPAA will get much larger returns than measily tax hikes, and the lobbyists feed the money back to Washington - well played, sirs, well played.

    49. Re:Yea... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      I think you're making a mistake, to be honest.

      I believe that the people get what the people ask for.

      When the War on Drugs started, the people *wanted* some sort of response to drugs. They still do.

      Yes, people make money off of it, legislators get their jollies making laws about it. The problem is that I feel that the whole corporate-governmental conspiracy idea is a smokescreen, its a misdirection that we use to fool ourselves.

      The problem isn't with corporate greed or arrogance of individuals. WE are responsible for the issues of the War on Drugs. We demanded it, and we continue to demand it. We tell ourselves that someone must be causing it to fail because it was a plot all along.

      Bullshit. The villains in this story are common every day people who simply don't know or don't care about anything but their own pursuit of happiness. The communal attitude of Americans (in this case) is the cause of the problems of Americans. There is no man behind the curtain that can do more to us than we have done ourselves.

      The War on Drugs and other issues are problems we need to deal with by understanding how the issues spring from our own actions, as small as they may seem to us.

    50. Re:Yea... by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      But why not? Accountability is really the issue. Few like to admit they've made a mistake, and in something as high-stakes as a bust of any flavor... well, it's easier for the police to continue, or even preemptively sue, than to admit wrongdoing. Any excuse is often good enough when a person is caught with his pants down, so imagine that same person has the ability to abuse authority to avoid taking blame.

      Not even the mayor is safe in the presence of ubiquitous self-justification.

      It's a human-nature problem that really has no solution, not a conspiracy. "Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence." That's the real problem with blindly accepting authority—they're people just like us, and have the same foibles. It really is interesting just how quickly people appeal to authority and meekly accept whatever outcome is handed down. Anthropologists love this stuff.

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    51. Re:Yea... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking of something that happened several centuries before Waco, and by "unclaimed landmass," I meant land that wasn't claimed by any nation. (Granted, that would be disputed by the natives that were there before these protesters escaped to that land, but...)

      And, to be fair, the heavily armed part didn't really happen until AFTER they escaped to that landmass.

      And, that landmass wasn't even completely unclaimed.

      The "group of friends" I'm referring to is the bunch of religious nuts that were persecuted by the government and church of the country that they came from, and the landmass? The US colonies.

    52. Re:Yea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first rule of a police state is that EVERYONE is breaking the law.

      As tedious as it is, Atlas Shrugged has something to teach us. Don't bother to read the book though, all you need to know is in the following quote:

      "Did you really think that we want those laws to be observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against--then you'll know that this is not the age for beautiful gestures. We're after power and we mean it. You fellows were pikers, but we know the real trick, and you'd better get wise to it. There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced nor objectively interpreted--and you create a nation of law-breakers--and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Rearden, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with."

      Sometimes I feel like a bot whose only real purpose is to paste this quote. But as it is a leading force in American society that people seem to have mostly forgotten, I believe it bears some heavy repetition.

      Hi there,

      You also remind me of that boy who blurted out,"Hey dudes!!! The emperor is not wearing any clothes!!".

      I know what you mean and love the quote. :)

    53. Re:Yea... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Really? Why is that? Because the law says so?

      First, yes, because the laws say it's so. And we have a federal court system that actually upholds said laws. And any attempt to repeal said laws would result in some rather loud complaints by the opposition parties, who actually value said privacy laws, and were instrumental in getting them passed in the first place. Additionally, we have a populace who actually values said laws, which is, again, why they ever got enacted.

      But, you're right, I'm sure some massive conspiracy would result in those laws quietly being repealed without anyone ever knowing... ::rollseyes::

      Oh, and if that weren't all enough, because healthcare is a provincial matter, there's no way they'd get roped into a nation-wide database-type system simply due to cost and overhead, without major complaints coming from said provinces.

      For a government health care system to service your heath needs, it has access to the very same information that you wouldn't want to see in the hands of another branch of government, like say the police.

      Bah, you're just a paranoid git. The government could just as easily force private institutions to divulge said information to them. Hell, they coiuld pass laws requiring exactly that. The only difference is, the corporations can *also* screw you in myriad other ways, including withholding or otherwise denying treatment if they feel it isn't cost effective for them to provide it.

      The rest of your post betrays the same paranoia and biases. The only difference between corporations and the government is the former can't be voted out if you don't like 'em. I hope you enjoy your corporatism!

  6. This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The unintended consequence of this is that every user on a system is going to get a fixed ipv6 ip and ipv4 traffic would be gradually phased out. Why bother with the administrative burden of issuing an IP address via dhcp and tracking it, when, you could have an ipv6 theoretically assigned to a customer for the life of a device.

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    1. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For things such as LAN routers where the amount of clients who will connect will be relatively small, don't they typically give the same IPv4 address out again and again to the same MAC address?

    2. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Depends on the router.

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    3. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this law would require you to log which device had what IP and when, so even if you handed out the same IP over and over, there would be a history of the MACs paired with that IP address.

    4. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Depends on the configuration... I can set mine to expire IPs after a day.

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    5. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just being silly, but my home network really doesn't have enough hosts (!>6) attached to justify running DHCP at all. Static IPs work for me...

    6. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

      The RFID tag embedded in your forehead or wrist will be needed everytime you want to access the internet. The RFID signature will be present everytime you access in a website in the lower 64 bits of the ipv6 address you use to access the internet. Why else do you think they wanted such a ridiculous number of bits in the standard?

    7. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by dave024 · · Score: 1

      what? i would think ipv6 would be the opposite, as router advertisements are just that, an advertisement. there is no handshake and agreement to take an ip like there is in dhcp. the user is free to generate their ip address based on their mac, or some other way.

    8. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by c0nman · · Score: 1

      The unintended consequence of this is that every user on a system is going to get a fixed ipv6 ip and ipv4 traffic would be gradually phased out. Why bother with the administrative burden of issuing an IP address via dhcp and tracking it, when, you could have an ipv6 theoretically assigned to a customer for the life of a device.

      You _ARE_ kidding, right?

      Maybe you should check out some information about ipv6 before you make more of a fool of yourself.

      There is quite a bit of confusion, and it appears that people like you are the ones that are spreading it. How about just a little ipv6 delivery model to end customers?

    9. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by ptudor · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's theory, and then there's the reality: While a default address on the host-side of IPv6 is made up of the MAC address, padded, operating systems support Privacy Extensions and iirc Windows will generate a random new address several times a day.

    10. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IP Addresses are for routing. If a device moves, it should be likely that the IP address will change. MAC addresses are more for global unique names that do not change for the life of a device.

    11. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by mellon · · Score: 1

      Ooh, good point!

    12. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by sanosuke001 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. It starts at the first address (192.168.1.2 usually) and the first connected client gets it. The next client will get the next address in order.

      PC1 connets, gets 192.168.1.2
      PC2 connects, get 192.168.1.3
      PC1 disconnects
      PC2 disconnects
      PC2 connects, gets 192.168.1.2
      PC3 connects, gets 192.168.1.3
      PC1 connects, gets 192.168.1.4

      See? All different and only 3 hosts

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    13. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Forget about the life of a device. What about a unique IP for the life of a person? Makes SSN suddenly archaic and innocuous.

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    14. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      'typically' for some routers probably wont hold up in court.

    15. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Hmm a personal identifying number for life.. where have i heard of that before..

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    16. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by cenc · · Score: 1

      "temporarily assigned network address" the way to get around it, is not to be temporary.

      silly silly all the same.

    17. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NATing FTW

      Privacy advocates would find some way of stopping that from happening.

      Also, much like mac addresses, IPv6 addresses are easy to spoof...

    18. Re:This is almost an ipv6 mandate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ipv666

  7. naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they just *had* to get the children involved in this somehow.. the full title of the legislation is:

    Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act

    1. Re:naturally... by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yea having the parents in jailed/heavily fined because they didn't keep backup logs will really help the children grow up to be useful and productive systems. Because we all know if your parents are in jail and/or living in poverty helps kids grow up to be good citizens.

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    2. Re:naturally... by VShael · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act

      Internet SAFETY Act...

      Well, you can't really blame them. They have a pathological need to make their bills acronym friendly.
      No doubt some dickwad came up with the "Internet SAFETY Act" and gave it to some peon to work out what SAFETY should stand for.

    3. Re:naturally... by meist3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same happens in Germany just now, they're introducing an Internet censorship archtitecture by proxy of vetting it "against child pornography" even though the majority of researchers and experts tell them it's useless.

      The people have grown tired of that invisible threat of terrorism and since no one is scared enough by that anymore they need something new ... unfortunately most people are uninformed hysterical douchebags that cry "think of the children" and then burn down the house next door because allegedly a pedophile used to live there ten years ago.

      I'm starting to get reeeaaaally fed up by all this lying political bullshit.

    4. Re:naturally... by Huntr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because what kind of asshole would vote against something that keeps kids safe from the Internet? At least, that's their thinking behind it.

    5. Re:naturally... by MeMeMeMe · · Score: 1

      Geez... I ran with scissors, ate dirt, played with matches, and still managed to survive. Today's kids just have NO backbone.. pampered snots.....

    6. Re:naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe they should just ban anyone under 18 to use the internet, and once over 18, they require license to use the internet. ha!

    7. Re:naturally... by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Today's children are tomorrow's adults. If we create a police state where everyone is a criminal, then we have ruined our children's lives and done a poor job as parents.

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    8. Re:naturally... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      And in my day I played with the scissors, ate the matches, and ran/tumbled in the dirt and also survived.

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    9. Re:naturally... by gerglion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget playgrounds made of metal and concrete, lawn darts, and tree forts. I remember, for one of my early birthdays, getting a hand saw as a gift... Used it for making tree forts, cutting off branches, and generally being desctructive...

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    10. Re:naturally... by thesolo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can we pass a law that prevents lawmakers from coming up with bills that have contrived acronyms in them? The USA PATRIOT Act was bad enough.

    11. Re:naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uninformed hysterical douchebags that cry "think of the children" and then burn down the house next door because allegedly a pedophile used to live there ten years ago

      Reminds me of the news story of the paediatrician who was driven from her home because the local dumb fucks confused her job title with paedophile.

      I'd forgotten how old that story is. Or how long this bullshit has been going on. We need a new bogeyman.

    12. Re:naturally... by VShael · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can we pass a law that prevents lawmakers from coming up with bills that have contrived acronyms in them?

      Sure! We'll call it "The No Acronym Memes in Bipartisan Legislation Act"

      Or Nambla.

    13. Re:naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good rule of thumb is that the worse a bill or law is, the more it needs a positive acronym. Or in other words, the "goodness" of a bill is inversely proportional to the "goodness" of its acronym.

      In this case, SAFETY sounds all warm and fuzzy, so you can automatically assume that it's a bad bill.

      You can bet that if they ever passed a law with an acronym like HAPPINESS, it would involve wording to the effect that police officers do not need a warrant to enter a civilian's home and shoot him as long as they have a good reason for it, such as self-defense, forcing compliance with the officers' orders, or target practice.

    14. Re:naturally... by kimvette · · Score: 1

      I went rock climbing with no gear, dived into flooded quarries from extremely high heights (got winded one time when I landed on my back. ouch!), rode bicycles and even dirt bikes with no helmet, and, ZOMG, rollerskated and rollerbladed with no kneepads, elbow pads, helmet, etc.

      I also got zapped by CRTs more than once - I got my first television from my dad's friend who took it to a shop and they wanted too much to fix it, so I got some books from the library and learned how to fix it. That is also how I got my first VCR when I was about 11 - the shop wanted over $600 to fix the VCR and new ones were still in the $800 to $1100 range at the time. I had it fixed in 20 minutes. All it took was some minor adjustements to the pots in the AGC and chroma circuits.

      I also made homemade bombs with my brother. He wanted to blow things up and wanted to make them bigger, so I helped him with the designs (he was doing it badly and was tamping the chemicals down by impacting it - if he kept it up he'd have lost a hand or worse). He went a mile into the woods and set them off. We heard him set them off about two and a half miles away (the area is built up now, unfortunately. Quite sad, really! I hate visiting home and seeing that it lost its rural feel)

      I knew the risks, I could have gotten helmets, etc. but I didn't like them. I could have not made those bombs, but heck - it was a fun way to pass the time in what was at the time a rural town. Heck, in the '70s when I was a toddler my dad used to hang out with some town cops and they used to come over and make pipe bombs and set them off in the field and also shoot. If that were to go on today DHS and the FBI would be all over and we'd be branded ter'rists.

      Sure, I have some scars to show for it all (and arthritis in my knees from soccer and my wrist from a fracture) but surprisingly I survived -- and my parents didn't sue anyone when I got hurt.

      Too bad personal responsibility is a thing of the past. It's downright depressing.

      Now, first, second, and with this, fourth amendment rights are distant memories. Back in my dad's day they actually used to have rifle leagues in his school. The kids brought guns into school. Now with this "zero tolerance" bullshit if a kid even draws a PICTURE of a gun or has a gun-shaped keychain, the kid ends up suspended or expelled.

      My, how things have changed when personal responsibility and liberty were exchanged for a nanny state under the guise of "security" -- and yet, despite effectively eliminating legal gun carrying (no license is required apart from the second amendment, mind you!) violent crime is way up.

      Despite more and more restrictions on pr0n and drinking and drugs, drug, alcohol abuse, and sex addiction and sexual assault are way up.

      How do these security goons explain all of this? By god, we need MORE laws and MORE restrictions - not simply enforcing basic laws which come down to the equivalent of the golden rule (love your neighbor as yourself/do unto others as you would have them do unto you).

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
    15. Re:naturally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. Thanks. I was wondering what ISAFETYA (i-sa-fet'ya?) meant.

    16. Re:naturally... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Since when have politicians actually cared about children? Let me remind you we spent 5 trillion dollars of their money over the past 8 years, and we're looking at spending trillions more.

      Plus, now instead of schools dealing with kids, they just call in the police every time there's anything even remotely out of their field going on. PLUS, when kids are charged of crimes, they have a de facto separate legal system with much lower standards of rights or scrutiny, so we get thing children being sent to naziesque reprogramming camps where children are exposed to discredited techniques to 'cure' homosexuals developed in the 30s

      We fucking hate our children. We want them to suffer. We feel entitled to their unearned money. We feel entitled to fuck with their freedom and rape their minds.

      They're a great excuse to pass legislation, but we truly hate them and want them to suffer.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    17. Re:naturally... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      You can bet that if they ever passed a law with an acronym like HAPPINESS, it would involve wording to the effect that police officers do not need a warrant to enter a civilian's home and shoot him as long as they have a good reason for it, such as self-defense, forcing compliance with the officers' orders, or target practice.

      Did you mean the Home Access for Public Protection from INsurgents in Extended Safety Situations Act? ;)

    18. Re:naturally... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

      In that case, they're more backronym friendly.

  8. Infinite storage by Gothmolly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I discovered that if I log my wifi router to /dev/null, it works really fast and never seems to fill up, how excellent!

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    1. Re:Infinite storage by Piranhaa · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they ever request logs from you, just give them a printout of /dev/urandom and call it a day!

    2. Re:Infinite storage by MirthScout · · Score: 1

      And I'm even planning to keep /dev/null for at least 2 years.

    3. Re:Infinite storage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats great until /dev/null is full.

    4. Re:Infinite storage by Beat+The+Odds · · Score: 1

      I discovered that if I log my wifi router to /dev/null, it works really fast and never seems to fill up, how excellent!

      Just route it to /dev/gov and then they can take it from there.

    5. Re:Infinite storage by biduxe · · Score: 1

      Better yet it's encrypted. So your privacy is safe. And if necessary NSA super computers can crack it in a pinch!

  9. Here's my log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Rorschach's log, Feb 20th, 1985

    8:50 AM:
    Internet connection activated by the scum of this city. Repugnant person scouring 4chan. May be a furry. Must investigate.

    9:27 AM:
    Wifi user connected to Google Docs. Probably writing communist pamphlet. His web document is shouting to Google's server "save me." I pull internet connection and icmp back "no".

    9:45 AM:
    Somebody killed one of my servers tonight. Server logs say "slashdot". Might be planning something big.

    etc...

    1. Re:Here's my log by commodore64_love · · Score: 0

      I don't get it. Why "1985" as your date?

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    2. Re:Here's my log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rorschach is the main character from the graphic novel "Watchmen". He's an antihero in a world based on an alternate 1985. Think "Batman" but with more insanity and a belief in "moral absolutism" (i.e. There is good and evil. Right and wrong. Black and white)

      Interestingly enough, I think that Rorschach would be supportive of internet logging. Privacy and (other peoples') saftey seem to mean little to him in the graphic novel. His main goal is seeking his skewed view of justice.

      Strange times that we live in, when the metaphores of a 1985 comic mirror our world.

    3. Re:Here's my log by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      Watchmen joke

      http://watchmen.wikia.com/wiki/Rorschach's_journal

    4. Re:Here's my log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we will be using the Veidt Method to back up our router logs!

    5. Re:Here's my log by kimvette · · Score: 1

      Ah, but socialism, communism and entitlement are politically correct now. America is well on its way toward becoming a communist nation. The government now owns many of the largest banks, parts of the auto makers, and private ownership has been effectively eliminated through property taxes. Think you own your house? Try not paying your property tax and see how long you're allowed to keep it. Property ownership is a thing of the past. It's all owned by Uncle Sam now.

      Our legislators forgot who the boss is, and we as a people keep reelecting the same tyrants because as a whole we're too shortsighted and stupid to comprehend the consequences.

      --
      The Christian Right is Neither (Christian nor right). See: Matthew 23, Matthew 25, Ezekiel 16:48-50
  10. If the average AOL "me too" type user by VShael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is too clueless to secure his wireless router, how the heck is he/she/it going to know how to maintain a 2 year log file of every access?

    1. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by Psycizo · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the people who have cheap routers that can't keep logs.

    2. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      It is clearly ridiculous to expect the average idiot to set this up. The most obvious solution would be to force all new routers sold to automatically perform the data retention.

    3. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Logging will be built in for you by the manufacturer with no "off" switch. The extra storage required will increase the cost of the router, of course, which the manufacturer will happily pass on to its customers -- you. The clueless AOL users you reference don't understand logging, let alone wireless security, but they know they need a blue box with antenna thingies plugged into their cable modem so they can IM their friends from their laptop while watching Idol -- and since the blue box with the antenna thingies is approved for use with the Internet SAFETY Act, they're doing your part to help the kids, right?

      It would be funny if it wasn't already preordained and quite purposeful. Politicians aren't nearly as stupid as we call them -- in fact, they're masters of marketing.

    4. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      Not true, most of the cheap routers support exporting to syslog... now getting the avg user, even an avg technical user, to figure out how to setup a syslog server is another story.

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      I came, I conquered, I coredumped
    5. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by ptx0 · · Score: 1

      What about people that don't have routers? They can be even easier to penetrate (lol) and "use".

    6. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by Piranhaa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Next thing the gov't could do is to set up a centralized syslog server. Then they'd announce something like, "Well, if you can't keep logs for 2 years, just enter 'syslog.gov' into the syslog portion on your routers. Sure, we might see a few 'extra' unnecessary pieces of log files, but we PROMISE to ignore them." OR better yet, REQUIRE (by default), that router manufacturers include it by default in their firmwares.

      Sounds like the US is already turning into more and more of a police state every time I hear something like this.

    7. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Logging will be built in for you by the manufacturer with no "off" switch.

      Hmmm. There might not be an "off" switch, but unless you've got some sort of serious enterprise-grade hardware, there will be a way to reset it to factory settings, wiping any logs. A ballpoint pen is often enough.

    8. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most obvious solution would be to force all new routers sold to automatically perform the data retention.

      While we're at it, we might as well require all new routers to just go ahead and forward the logs to government servers.

    9. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they give a shit?

      They'll just slap on some sticker saying "SAFETY Compliant" to the brands which do it, and force the rest of the market to play catch-up.

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    10. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by SwedishPenguin · · Score: 1

      Unless they configure the router to send the logs to online storage, where they can be mined for data (under the pretenses of finding "illegal" content) which they can sell to the highest bidder.

    11. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      And what about Tomato? Force them too?

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      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    12. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      No, but they would be illegal to use unless data retention were enabled.

    13. Re:If the average AOL "me too" type user by mstahl · · Score: 1

      No Government has enough storage space and enough bandwidth to log this entire country's internet traffic. Besides that, how to enforce it?

  11. what about restricted-access? by avm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wonder if this measure as proposed would apply to wifi networks restricted/encrypted and thus obviously not intended for public use (cracks or the like notwithstanding).

    1. Re:what about restricted-access? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I think that is where the law will fail actually. Private networks are private. Keeping the logs for government inspection amounts to search without warrant, despite the time differential, or as a result of it. The search is to determine what and who was doing which on the Internet through my router. There is no warrant for said search. This law would require me to provide the answer to that question without the warrant.

      Currently, If I have logs, and there is a warrant, I can see them wanting me to provide any logs that I might have. Forcing me to provide logs for 2 years is unreasonable search. Do we have to have computer logs for our vehicles for the last two years? Asking for my Internet where-abouts for the previous two years amounts to the same thing: where have you been on the Internet? Oh, but your honor, this man goes to pr0n sites "ALL THE TIME" so you can easily understand this child pr0no6r4phy didn't just get on his computer by accident.

      In the past 17 months, your honor, the defendant has downloaded 43GB of data using BitTorrent. We do not show the actual identity of the files but everyone knows that BT is used to pirate music and videos.

      Yeah, IANAL but I won't be keeping logs.

    2. Re:what about restricted-access? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I agree. Even if the law passes, I won't be keeping laws. I don't have the time, resources, or patience to make sure logs are correctly kept.

      Of course I could just disable logging and claim I leave my WiFi turned off on the router, saying "there's nothing to log, so why turn on logs?"

    3. Re:what about restricted-access? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      When they find the RNC/Bush Administration emails... meh, maybe I'll try to keep logs. NOT

    4. Re:what about restricted-access? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      er... "I won't be keeping logs", is what I meant.

  12. Just how much use is..... by Chaoscrypt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    10.10.10.10 Assigned to 01:23:45:67:89:01 20090220135000

    Going to be when the 1st bit is a setting made by me and the MAC address is easily Spoofable.

    What next - everyone must register the MAC addresses of all their network kit and sanctions if you change it ?

    More idiocy from people that dont understand how stuff works.

    1. Re:Just how much use is..... by CompMD · · Score: 1

      Yes, and all Sun SPARC based computers will be outlawed because you can easily change the MAC address from the PROM command line.

      And when Sun computers are outlawed, only outlaws will have Suns.

    2. Re:Just how much use is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. You can do the same under Windows and Linux.

    3. Re:Just how much use is..... by Chaoscrypt · · Score: 1

      My Netgear router asks you if you want to use its inbuilt MAC address or specify one............

    4. Re:Just how much use is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer 00:00:DE:AD:BE:EF where 0 are random hex picked at bootup. you're running all your real traffic over a ssh tunnel on a vlan anyway, right? RIGHT?

    5. Re:Just how much use is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What next - everyone must register the MAC addresses of all their network kit and sanctions if you change it ?

      What is really next? Does everyone have to get receipts from their drug dealers and hookers to prove their guilt if they are arrested? Does the next 50 billion dollar thief like Madoff have to keep their receipts? What about arsonists? Robbers? Arm length photographs of themselves while commiting a crime?

      At least in the US, I thought there was a presumption of innocence. The burden of proof is on the prosecutors for evidence of someone's guilt, and the silly catchall called the 5th amendment that I have the right to not say anything to incriminate myself.

    6. Re:Just how much use is..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How it probably works is like this. Take me for example, my cable modem has a mac address and serial number, and that is recorded in my account info, and that is the mac address they can use to connect you with a given IP.

    7. Re:Just how much use is..... by mmclean · · Score: 1

      What next - everyone must register the MAC addresses of all their network kit and sanctions if you change it ?

      Hush now, you'll give them ideas!

  13. but.. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

    my router crashed and I lost them all.. oopps

    1. Re:but.. by furby076 · · Score: 1

      "don't worry son, jail will give you plenty of time to learn how to secure your soho"

      --

      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
  14. unconstitutional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perhaps said user committed a crime, he could not be persuaded to hand over logs because that very act would be self incriminating.

  15. exemption as always for those in power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for Republican Presidential Administrations...just delete and deny everything. No one has the balls to prosecute in that case...

  16. WT... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FE

  17. Not a partisan issue by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Republicans want this "in the interest of national security" so they can stop the terr-rists.

    The Democrats want this so they can save the children from all of that evil kiddie porn, and also so the **AA can better control the media you consume, kill P2P and net neutrality, and bill you for it appropriately.

    They both want stuff like this so they can control the citizens better.

    Where's the party who doesn't want any of this shit and thinks the government has much, much more important stuff on its plate right now?

    1. Re:Not a partisan issue by VShael · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where's the party who doesn't want any of this shit and thinks the government has much, much more important stuff on its plate right now?

      France?

    2. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libertarians

    3. Re:Not a partisan issue by zarkill · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Legitimate question: why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America? Their platform basically represents everything that most Americans will claim to believe in, so why do they have so little support? Is it them? Are they just bad at marketing themselves to the American Public? Are they so idealistic as to be completely impractical? Is it that Americans are actually pretty hypocritical? They say they love freedom and liberty, but then when they realize how much responsibility it takes they say to the government "ew, you take care of everything".

      If it's the case that the Libertarian Party is essentially too uncompromising on ideals in order to function in the real world, isn't there a middle ground somewhere? Some party that says "yes, we really do love liberty, and we recognize that it requires responsibility, but here are some concessions that we recognize must be made for the real world". Who is that party? Is that kind of thinking what gets us Democrats and Republicans?

      I've just never understood why "Libertarian" has become such a joke of a thing to be, when it essentially encompasses everything that Americans are "supposed" to cherish.

    4. Re:Not a partisan issue by Tikkun · · Score: 1

      Where's the party who doesn't want any of this shit and thinks the government has much, much more important stuff on its plate right now?

      The Pirate party, of course. Vote Pirate, vote for a better future! ;)

    5. Re:Not a partisan issue by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      No. France is the place that want a three-strike law, such that you automaticallyt lose net access without a right to a trial.

      Libertarians.

      Although they are a bit radical, the saner ones among them (Ron Paul) have the right idea. Small government == beautiful government == more freedom to enjoy your life without Mommy/Daddy Congress looking over your shoulder.

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      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    6. Re:Not a partisan issue by houghi · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the bi-party system.

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    7. Re:Not a partisan issue by LilGuy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree.

      During the last presidential election, I had to actively seek out TV programs where the libertarian candidate got a chance to speak, whereas I was constantly bombarded by "barack obama this" and "john mccain that".

      I think the controlled media has more to do with it than anything else. Just look at how much tv time ron paul received in comparison to the millions of people who were supporting his campaign.

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    8. Re:Not a partisan issue by sjaskow · · Score: 1

      The big issue is once you get above local government; i.e. city, county, etc; the rules are stacked against a candidate that doesn't have a D or an R next to their name. Mostly it has to do with who gets matching campaign funds from the Federal Election Commission and the state versions of it. It's damn near impossible for a 3rd party candidate to get funds to run at a state level. In fact, the only time I can remember it happening was when Jesse Ventura was the governor from Wisconsin.

    9. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all live in a corporatocracy, not a democracy. When you understand this, you will see your question is ridiculous. Look at the campaign funding numbers for the 3 parties you mention and ask yourself again why the Libertarian party can't compete.

    10. Re:Not a partisan issue by sricetx · · Score: 1

      Not to be pedantic, but just to set the record straight Jesse Ventura was the governor of Minnesota, not Wisconsin.

    11. Re:Not a partisan issue by clam666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The government's job is about maintaining and growing power over the citizens.

      A party opposed to that (in theory) is not going to be welcome at the table, so they have to be removed. You can't do that by convincing citizens that more power over them is better than less power over them, so you have to do what any weak organization does which is start lying about the other guy.

      The reason they are margenalized is because of propoganda, which tries to constantly equate libertarians as either people hiding in the woods like "militias" (that wasn't always a bad word) or head-in-the-sand isolationists who are terrified of the world.

      Just as the bandwagon technique in marketing is used, you have to use the reverse psychology technique of making you guilty by association to even be part of the libertarian party, and convince people that they'll be thought of as a nutjob if you join with them.

      American's are somewhat unique in which unlike most countries, they have a great cultural fear of discussing politics in public (unless its an "official" news source or talk radio) or with friends in private. There's a big fear of talking about politics (or professing an opinion) in restaurants or bars (unless everyone is on the exact same side). American's haven't hung out in a German beer hall and loudly discussed politics or been in other countries where there is a less fearful feeling of discussing politics.

      This of course is by design, because there is an ideology of "well, if we have too many political parties than there will be problems because of..." The two party system works great to keep power over citizens while giving them a "choice" by playing one side against another. A multi-party system decreases the power they can hold, and would cause them to have to fight among themselves for control, and would prevent many horrid pieces of legislation from being passed, because the truly stupid and evil laws would be brought to light before they are snuck in.

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    12. Re:Not a partisan issue by PetriBORG · · Score: 1

      The US Libertarian party is marginalized here because they are very socially conservative. Making them rather socially un-liberal. If there is a party that is for social freedom and other reforms, I don't know it. So much for hippies?

      I listened to the debate between Bob Barr and Ralph Nader that happened here in DC and IMO Barr did not come off well.

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    13. Re:Not a partisan issue by Golias · · Score: 1

      Where's the party who doesn't want any of this shit and thinks the government has much, much more important stuff on its plate right now?

      France?

      Nope. Estonia.

      France has a "Ministry of Language", for crying out loud. I love their nuclear grid and their wine fields, but there is no problem in France too small for the government to poke its nose in it.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    14. Re:Not a partisan issue by ptx0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's somewhat an issue where people think "If I vote Libertarian, my vote will be wasted because no one else will.. So I'll just vote between the two dildos in the huge parties and hope for the best". Since everyone feels the same way, no one ever votes for the Green party except those who realise this can only be countered by actually voting.

      Not to mention folks that never vote at all.

    15. Re:Not a partisan issue by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful


      why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America?

      Maybe because they hold a lot of beliefs that mainstream americans don't identify with? Like say privatizing nearly everything, including roads, the fire department, the police department, etc?

      I've just never understood why "Libertarian" has become such a joke of a thing to be, when it essentially encompasses everything that Americans are "supposed" to cherish.

      I don't know about you.. but I don't cherish salmonella in my peanut butter, Melamine in my milk, lead in my kids toys, arsenic in my shrimp, or salmonella in my peppers. Blind faith in the "free market" and "small goverment" is one thing Libertarians have been screaming their heads off for years. So far that seems to have gotten us poison in our food supply, the mortgage crisis, and blackouts in California.

      Don't get me wrong.. This bill is idiotic and won't accomplish anything but pain. But simply going to the other extreme and saying "government control is bad bad bad!" is just as idiotic. How about we agree that "bad government control is bad", and then just fight about what "bad" is rather than treating control or no control as absolutes?

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    16. Re:Not a partisan issue by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 1

      Good question. I think there are several reasons. One is that since Ross Perot, people are leery of "throwing their votes away" on a third-party candidate most people perceive as someone who cannot win. Lately, the Libertarians are reforcing this notion by playing spoliers to the Republicans, much like Nader did for the Democrats. It just happened here in my own Baltimore County, where a Congressional seat held for years by a Republican was lost in a tight election to the Democrats when a Libertarian siphoned off about 8,000 votes from folks who otherwise would have voted Republican.

      Another issue with the party's viability is the pro-drug legalization plank. Regardless of what you may think of the "drug war," we live in a country where generations of Americans have been institutionally conditioned in the schools that "drugs == bad" under any circumstances. Even though we now have a President who admits he used not only pot but cocaine and was still elected, there's a loooooooong way to go until legalizing even pot is a possibility.

      Finally -- due in part to the media, the Libertarians are perceived as the party of black helicopter / conspiracy theorist loonies. This is where they could learn a lot from the Obama folks about slick marketing and rock star appeal.

      I think it's much more likely that the Republicans try to recast themselves as the party of small government than the Libertarian Party (as it exists today) will become more popular.

    17. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The followers of 'Libertarianism' shifted in demographic about five or six decades ago to a new crowd. One that has decided to shut its eyes to the possibility that acts of hegemonic businesses could infringe on personal rights as much as acts of hegemonic governments.

      This makes it a joke, as the Libertarian party would call CO2 emission regulation a wicked deed, as it originated from the state, and then turn a blind eye when coal companies so effectively exploit economies of scale to the point that effective competition is impossible. The latter hurts startup businesses just as much.

      'Libertarianism,' the label as it is popular today, refers to a philosophy that is very much divorced from the radical individual freedom it practiced of yesteryear. The more radical (although you could, ironically, call them purists) folks went and re-named themselves anarchists; the Jeffersonians, Jacksonians, and socialists just petered out in whatever direction better worked with their goals. The powerful "libertarian" figures today all seem to be followers of the church of Ayn Rand.

      And Rand's philosophy, isn't strictly opposed to, but also isn't on the side of, traditional American individual freedom, democracy, and personal autonomy. All of those things can be battered by resource inequality acting as a stand-in for the state. Early Americans were scared to death of the formation of an Aristocracy like they remembered in Britain. Libertarians today couldn't care: as long as a super-powerful entity doesn't *call itself* government, they're confident the market can take care of it.

    18. Re:Not a partisan issue by eredin · · Score: 1

      The Libertarian party is marginalized because most of America won't get off the couch and do their own research. They rely on the TV to tell them what to think, and the media doesn't want things to change.

      Ever since the end of the cold war, the news has had to work very hard to maintain a fearful society that would need them. In times of war or scandal, the populace is glued to the television. A Libertarian government is a scandal-free (scandal-reduced, anyway), war-free government. They have no interest in that.

      Those skeptical of the media blackout on freedom loving candidates should frankly do some research. The most undeniably obvious one in recent memory was in CNNs reporting of the PA republican primary, where they reported voting percentages for Huckabee, who had dropped out of the race several days earlier, but not Ron Paul, who was still in the race and had way more votes than Huckabee.

      Until people get angry enough to look for alternatives, we are stuck with whatever the media is willing to feed us.

    19. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, because they offer unworkable solutions to problems such as a lottery to determine who pays the tax bill, and paying the police department to show up to save you with your visa card.

    20. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two-pronged answer:

      - Because its notable spokespeople are very usually political separatists who refuse to pay taxes and stockpile guns while waiting for the FBI to assault them.

      - Because, although the political side of Libertarianism aligns itself with the American ideal, the economic side does not (unfettered free markets, screw-you-if-you're-poor kind of thing.)

    21. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because libertarians are mostly nuts.

      Dave

    22. Re:Not a partisan issue by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US Libertarian party is marginalized here because they are very socially conservative

      I wasn't aware that the legalization of drugs was a socially conservative position. Other than abortion, which Paul and Barr seemed to be against (does the party itself have a position on this?), what socially conservative positions would you identify with the libertarians?

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      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    23. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it won't work -- nobody other than little babies who think they can rule the world really thinks libertarianism is workable.

      it's just a joke of a philosophy like scientology

    24. Re:Not a partisan issue by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...have the right idea. Small government == beautiful government == more freedom to enjoy your life without Mommy/Daddy Congress looking over your shoulder.

      Yes, this is OT, but merits a bite anyway:

      The idea of small government=good is not so bad in itself, but experience shows that "smaller" governments gouge us for at least as much money in taxes as bigger governments, while delivering fewer services.

      Personally, I would rather see my tax dollar used for some more useful purpose than as a pork-barrel to roll out at election day.

    25. Re:Not a partisan issue by zarkill · · Score: 1

      Your reply illustrates exactly what I mean, and just reinforces my question... how did the Libertarian party become equated with "death by salmonella"?

      How did a party that says "People should be free to live their lives and take responsibility for their lives" become the "idiotic" party that screams "government control is bad bad bad"?

      There is nothing inherently wrong with the notion that people should be free to live their lives, and that people should be encouraged to take responsibility for their lives, and I tend to think that if you ask any American if they agree, they would say "yes".

      But I still don't understand why the one party who claims to stand for that very thing is dismissed as a bunch of crackpots and lunatics who want everyone to be killed by unsafe food.

    26. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government out to protract the children.
      USSR... Russia - Check
      Australia- check
      US - over 50% check
      France - Pending ... 90% Check.

      Ps. I can't get the STRIKE tag to work...

    27. Re:Not a partisan issue by nschubach · · Score: 1

      We all live in a corporatocracy, not a democracy.

      We are a Republic... not a Democracy. At least, we are supposed to be a Republic.

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      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    28. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Libertarians; just like the problem with the Linux advocates, the FOSS movement, and now that I think of it most every group you can think of; is that the most vocal subset of them is the fringe group. These are the fundamentalist adopters who try so hard to follow their dogma to the letter, often flying in the face of common sense and making life more difficult than it needs to be. Worse, they criticize those who do not act like them.

      The reality is only a handful of people in any group follows this profile, but they are the ones who get the attention. Actually, this is all by design since the second subset in any group (not mutually exclusive with the first) is to point out the 'fundies' in an opposing group. Call them FUD campaigns or whatever other term you have for them; it all boils down to the fundies that exist and the people who believe that they represent the whole group.

      Maybe the Libertarians are more fundamentalist in proportion; I really don't know. Although my voter card has the big "D" on it, I often consider it in name only. I adopt some of the more common-sense ideas of the Libertarians, which oddly enough fall in line with what the "Republicans" claim to be: the system that governs least governs best, err on the side of freedom, enforce the laws we already have instead of trying to expand the pigeonhole with new ones.

      So to make a short story long, more people are Libertarians than you (or they for that matter) might realize, but they don't call themselves that because the fringe group immediately comes to mind.

    29. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh ? I'm french and I don't know about a ministry of language. I checked to be sure and the closest I see is "ministry of culture" and "ministry of cooperation and francophonie", the first one is mainly in charge of the museums and other stuff, the second one
      is just a polite way to say "ministry of foreign affairs for our former colonies in Africa": its main goal is to help african dictators pillage their countries and ensure we get our share of it for our services. It'll probably disappear as we
      are losing (have completely lost) our influence there.

      We have some silly ministries but not the "language one". One thing to know is that there isn't a fixed number of ministries. So to buy the support of some follower, a useless ministry will be created just for him. I think this should change and that the constitution or an organic law should fix one and for all the number of ministries and their attributions/competences.

    30. Re:Not a partisan issue by dcollins · · Score: 2, Informative
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      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    31. Re:Not a partisan issue by Dionysus · · Score: 1

      Legitimate question: why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America? Their platform basically represents everything that most Americans will claim to believe in, so why do they have so little support?

      What people claims they want and what they actually want is two totally different things.

      I would argue that Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich were closer to what Republicans and Democrats claim they wanted, but neither did well in their respective parties.

      --
      Je ne parle pas francais.
    32. Re:Not a partisan issue by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      The idea of small government=good is not so bad in itself, but experience shows that "smaller" governments gouge us for at least as much money in taxes as bigger governments, while delivering fewer services.

      What experience? Just how many centuries old are you, sorcerer?

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      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    33. Re:Not a partisan issue by jweller · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most Americans don't even KNOW about the Libertarian party. Many who have heard of it, don't have an accurate idea of what it is. Go ahead, start telling people you know that you are a Libertarian. I've been told I'm wasting my vote, a notion reinforced by TV. I've gotten dumbfounded stares. I've even had a guy respond with "So you're extremely Liberal?"

      Some days it just doesn't pay to chew through the restraints.

    34. Re:Not a partisan issue by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>experience shows that "smaller" governments gouge us for at least as much money in taxes as bigger government

      What experience? We haven't had small government since circa 1820 (when the government actually operated with no debt). Perhaps you were thinking of Dubya's government as smaller, and if you believed his lie, than you're gullible. Bush made the government LARGER not smaller, as evidenced by the ever-rising expenditure that keeps going up and up and up.

      Smaller (shrinking) government would mean decreasing expenditure, and we haven't had that since ~200 years ago.

      --
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
    35. Re:Not a partisan issue by limaxray · · Score: 1

      Libertarians are very socially liberal, not conservative. This is a key part of their views - the government shouldn't have a say in what individuals are allowed to do with themselves. As for the hot button issues, Libertarians are generally in favor of legalized abortions, same-sex marriage, decriminalization of vices (drugs use, prostitution, gambling), etc.

      I should also note, Bob Barr is not a good example of a mainstream Libertarian. A lot of people were pretty surprised by his nomination to the Libertarian presidential ticket.

    36. Re:Not a partisan issue by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you.. but I don't cherish salmonella in my peanut butter, Melamine in my milk, lead in my kids toys, arsenic in my shrimp, or salmonella in my peppers. .. So far that seems to have gotten us poison in our food supply, the mortgage crisis, and blackouts in California.

      Geez, if you're going to complain about Libertarians, at least don't use real life examples of things that happened within the society of no responsibility that the Republicrats have graced us with.

      Everything you complain about, happened on the watch of people opposed to libertarian ideals and practices. In the case of the "mortgage crisis" those people even rewarded the irresponsible behavior, so that we can experience it again some day.

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      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    37. Re:Not a partisan issue by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I think it's much more likely that the Republicans try to recast themselves as the party of small government

      Now that we have a Democrat president, that will almost certainly happen, like it did in the mid 1990s. Out-of-power Republicans are great at talking tough. The question is: will people still believe their act?

      --
      "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
    38. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you.. but I don't cherish salmonella in my peanut butter, Melamine in my milk, lead in my kids toys, arsenic in my shrimp, or salmonella in my peppers. Blind faith in the "free market" and "small goverment" is one thing Libertarians have been screaming their heads off for years. So far that seems to have gotten us poison in our food supply, the mortgage crisis, and blackouts in California.

      You have got to be f*cking kidding!!!.

      You think that the mortgage crisis is caused by free markets? WTF

      You think the California power problems are caused by free markets? WTF

      How does one even response to this kind of backasswards bullshit?

    39. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      The Democrats want this so they can save the children from all of that evil kiddie porn

      Are you kidding? The Republican party is divided between Bible thumpers and free market jihadists. You can name 10 moralizing Republicans for every moralizing Democrat. Throw in the Republican penchant for authoritarianism, and it's no contest as to who's going to run around screaming "why wont someone please think of the children?" more.

      and also so the **AA can better control the media you consume, kill P2P and net neutrality, and bill you for it appropriately.

      Big business rents most of the Democratic Party, but it owns the Republican Party. And what's the **AA? Big Business. Case in point, the 1996 Telecom Act. The Senate vote was 91 to 5, with four out of the five nay votes coming from Democrats. The only Republican Senator to vote against it was McCain.

    40. Re:Not a partisan issue by The+Moof · · Score: 1

      I think the major third parties both screwed up this election. Libertarians nominated a republican and the Green party nominated a democrat. Erm, I'm sorry "recently politically reborn ex-republican" and "recently politically reborn ex-democrat."

    41. Re:Not a partisan issue by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      "People should be free to live their lives and take responsibility for their lives" become the "idiotic" party that screams "government control is bad bad bad"?

      Because the libertarian party doesn't really just say that. They advocate for "small government", but never really address how they'll control greedy or foolish people that won't "take responsibility for their lives". I hear people like Ron Paul and how he wants to eliminate nearly every government regulatory agency. This is the leader a lot of libertarians identify with. It's pure ideology, with a naive belief that people will act like you hope, or wish they will act.

      There is nothing inherently wrong with the notion that people should be free to live their lives, and that people should be encouraged to take responsibility for their lives, and I tend to think that if you ask any American if they agree, they would say "yes".

      If you make a question that open ended with SO much room for interpretation, sure, who wouldn't agree? But what if you start adding qualifiers like "Should people be free to pump toxic waste into the air and water as part of being "free to live their lives", I'd say the vast majority of people would say NO! So tell me this. Why do libertarians (if I can make a generalization) think everyone lives on their own private island, where their actions don't affect everyone else?

      But I still don't understand why the one party who claims to stand for that very thing is dismissed as a bunch of crackpots and lunatics who want everyone to be killed by unsafe food.

      You seem to misunderstand. I'm sure the libertarians don't want people to be killed by unsafe food. They're dismissed as crackpots because the things they advocate have LEAD to unsafe food. If you really can't make the connection between lack of regulation, and poison in our food, then I can't really help you.

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      AccountKiller
    42. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because libertarians only believe in a reactive system to crimes. Never a proactive as it would be "initiation of force". Their solution is always, if X does something bad/you don't like if the results constitute an initiation of force. But most of the time, you can't afford this attitude because it'll be too late. If
      --enterprise X dumps dangerous chemical in water supply, we can currently sue him and shuts him down but since regulations are bad under a libertarian regime, we'd have to wait for the victims to die first before suing them (at which point, they will just funnel all the money to foreign bank accounts and declare bankrupcy/ leave the country). Even if we got any reparation, the victims will already be dead and for slow poisons, waiting can be catastrophic.

      Libertarianism is even less practical than communism. It isn't even theorically sound. Communism assumed people were good and completely altruistic which isn't true. Libertarianism assumes people are completely egoistic: they never seem to get that even if that were the case,
      libertarianism wouldn't work because if you are an egoist, you'll prefer to war on your competitors than improve your product. Let's see, why not buy the land around your competitor place then build a wall on it: it's not initiation of force since you're only building on your own land ?

      Let's see some problems:
      --A kills B which constitutes initiation of force.
      --A then flee to the property of C.
      --B family get to C property, and demand that B be brought to them
      --C refuse and say he is a third party to the dispute. Now C has not directly initiated force against B. He might even have ordered the crime
      (since libertarians don't think that hiring someone to kill someone is initiation of force only the hitman performs the initiation of force).
      C might even pretend he cannot find A and that he is actively searching him while refusing B family's help to locate him.
      Can B family enter C property to bring justice to A and does that constitute initiation of force since C did not initiate force against anyone? He just happens to harbour someone that did in his private land.

      I can even argue that poisoning someone is not initiation of force, after all the victim drink the poison of its own free will. After all, the "non murderer" just offered him a glass of water: he did not force him to drink it.

      This could not even be solved by considering "lying" as initiation of force (if you don't define lying as initiation of force, you'll have even more problems) since the only thing the "non murderer did" was failing to inform the now dead person he had put a poison in the water.

      Last thing. Is surrouding someone illegal in a libertarian regime ? I mean the surounders are just peacefully surrounding someone. It's not their fault if this someone cannot fly. On the other hand, to escape the surrounded will have to push one of the surrounders and that does constitute initiation of force.

      These aren't even corner cases. I could go one and go on with these situations. Arguing all laws sould come from initiation of force principle is stupid. Unless you intend to write a book defining exactly what does constitute initiation of force, but that's the same as writing a book defining what is illegal.

      Libertarianism doesn't even work in theory. Even communism was sound enough to be tried.

      In conclusion, libertarians are really freeriders that want to benefit from government services while dishonetly pretending they don't need them.

    43. Re:Not a partisan issue by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Small government == beautiful government == more freedom to enjoy your life without Mommy/Daddy Congress looking over your shoulder.

      Small government == No NASA. Just saying.

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      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    44. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because they hold a lot of beliefs that mainstream americans don't identify with? Like say privatizing nearly everything, including roads, the fire department, the police department, etc?

      But only one of those might be a core libertarian belief. A bigger problem is your ignorance and spreading of lies. The police are a proper - and one of the few - legitimate state functions. As for privatizing roads, a certain historical consistency must be maintained for property right to remain meaningful. As such, maintenance might be outsourced. Is it so bad that the guy plowing your street is privately employed and doesn't have a public pension or the ability to strike and demand more money? If one of our service providers demands more money, we either give it to them or shop out the business. Strike averted.

    45. Re:Not a partisan issue by Rocketship+Underpant · · Score: 1

      The entire point of democracy is to go vote for stuff that you want at someone else's expense. Once you figure that out, you will see why there is actually no place for liberty or a liberty-inclined party in national politics.

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      He who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.
    46. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? Small government also means more money in your pocket. Fund NASA privately. Heck, NASA might get more money out of the deal. And even if they don't, the ESA is happy to do this work and we've got private space companies here that can only be helped by a huge tax break.

    47. Re:Not a partisan issue by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It doesn't help that the Libertarian party has yet to run a single sane and respectable candidate. I think that's more the cause of their issues than their views...

      On the views, though, it's also way to broad. It ranges from people who just believe in a flat tax, to people who want to privatize the road system. Even if you agree with part of their platform, you almost certainly can't agree with all of it. (And this is true of people in the party, as well... it's basically 3-4 different viewpoints crammed under one label.)

    48. Re:Not a partisan issue by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Out-of-power Republicans are great at talking tough. The question is: will people still believe their act?

      Well, the out-of-power Democrats were great at talking tough. And people believed them.

      --

      "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"
    49. Re:Not a partisan issue by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Fund NASA privately. Heck, NASA might get more money out of the deal.

      Actually, I happen to agree with that.

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      It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
    50. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If enterprise X dumps dangerous chemical in water supply, we can currently sue him and shuts him down but since regulations are bad under a libertarian regime, we'd have to wait for the victims to die first before suing them

      Libertarians don't believe that attempted murder, reckless endangerment, or even littering are crimes? That's news to me, and to every libertarian I've talked to. You sound like the creationist strawman of evolution: "Evolutionists believe there shouldn't be any more monkeys because they would all evolve!!1!"

      You've (indirectly) provided an answer to the original question about why Americans don't like libertarianism, but it wasn't quite the answer you thought you were giving.

    51. Re:Not a partisan issue by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Both were caused primarily by policies presented as deregulation, which in turn is presented as free markets:

      mortgage crisis:
      repeal of Glass-Stegall, unwise and unregulated contracts between banks, free market in bond rating services

      California power problems
      spot electricity market, manipulated by Enron

      "Free markets" are a marketing term. Actual markets have rules, which are needed to define what is being traded and prevent fraud, but which are manipulated as much as possible by rent seekers.

      For instance if you want to store other people's gold, you will have to pay them to borrow the gold. If you want the market to warehouse your gold you'll have to pay them storage fees. If you want to store your own gold, you'll have to pay the market warehouse a fee to release your gold from storage. You'll then have an assay fee and other fees to get it back in the warehouse.

      Funny how the smaller entity always seems to pay, even in the very prototype of a free market.

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      "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" - Patrick Henry
    52. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because at the moment they are mostly anarchist fringers that have no base in reality. They are inflexible enough to not get any play anywhere. When the libertarians are not composed mostly of nut cases and fruitcakes they might just get a shot. Now is a good time to start taking things over from the republicans since they have marginalized themselves out of power but they need to bend a bit to get a foot in the door take things a bit slower and stop the all or nothing crap. So libertarians, take off the foil hats, stop watching the skies and get the lobbyists hats on. Oh yeah and please stop the stupid anarchy stuff that does no one any good.

    53. Re:Not a partisan issue by PetriBORG · · Score: 1
      I suppose I should have expected this when I posted the above, ha. The theory of libertarianism should be the things you said, but the party put him as their head representative, so he truly does a grave disservice to their party by his words. All I can say is I was unimpressed by Barr's very un-libertarian like views.

      In particular (and to try and return to topic), I wonder what Barr would have said about such policies considering he said he was "unsure" about whole war on terror and DHS stuff (I *believe* he said something to that effect - no time to properly verify my memory). I'm not sure he understands that any law "on the books" but not universally enforceable is essentially a tool for abuse.

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      Pete/Petri "damn, my chainsaw is clogged with 1's and 0's again." --clyde
    54. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had to log out and reply to this an an AC because I just did about 11 mods on this article and don't want to lose them - but basically, it's a very good question and my opinion is fairly close to the other reply I see on this here.

      I agree with you that the majority of Americans are, for the most part, Libertarians and just don't realize it. They don't see outside of the two party system because all they have heard known is Rep/Dem left/right - that 2 party left/right paradigm is a big lie - it's a control scheme.

      It's no accident - it's been made so onerous it's near impossible for a third party candidate to get on the ballot and run - but what's more responsible than that is how people have been conditioned by the corporate media to think that third party candidates are any or all of the following things: "not viable;" "can't win, so you're throwing your vote away;" "are total whack jobs."

      Specifically in the case of libertarians a lot of people seem to like to try to argue about what Libertarianism is or isn't based on their own interpretation or based on one particular extreme form - saying things like "oh, if you're libertarian you're basically an anarchist," or - saying things like "oh, so you don't believe that the government should help an old indigent elderly lady with no health insurance."

      There are several problems with this - it's prevents any sort of meaningful discussion of practical libertarianism - people get all hung up on semantics and some tend to just want to be contradictory or call it anarchism - part of the problem is that the word "libertarism" is like the word "democracy" - in the truest sense of the word America is not a democracy, yet people refer to it that way all of the time - many things get called "democracies" which technically aren't.

      For the sake of this post I am referring to libertarianism as a basic starting point for the philosophy of a candidate/party that would emphasize individual liberty (so long as the actions of the individual don't directly harm others), and very limited government, particularly in the federal sense.

      I think that Ron Paul (with a few exceptions) was a great example of the sort of practical libertarianism that would have appealed to a lot of people had he been able to get the sort of coverage and media exposure that the 2 party candidates got. If we are to get back to constitutionality before we end up in a civil war or a complete fascist police state we're going to need someone like him.

      Considering the sickening way our media operates now, the amount of exposure he did get was amazing - and was only possible due to the internet and grassroots movement that sprung up around him.

      It was shameful - and shows exactly how these sorts of candidates and ideas are willfully mistreated by the corporate media, and how sickeningly effective they are at marginalizing any attempt at moving the masses away from the status quo.

      I completely agree with LilGuy's post about this.

    55. Re:Not a partisan issue by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Do they still dictate what you can name your kids, too?? I recall there used to be rules about that, and if the clerk didn't like the name you picked, he could pick it for you.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    56. Re:Not a partisan issue by biduxe · · Score: 1

      Their platform basically represents everything that most Americans will claim to believe in

      What? Football? Creationism? Ninja Turtles?

    57. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US Mass Media has a big role to play in this too. They tend to feature only the Democrats and Republicans during campaign seasons, and emphasize them in things like public televised debates, or in news stories and the such. This gives all other parties a sense of illegitimacy, or at the very least makes them seem as if they are not viable options for voters.

      Because the media also reports like this on the two major parties they have great ability to frame their debates and marginalize the positions third parties, their importance, or the promiss of their ideas. In short, third parties are silenced in the United States.

      Then there's also the electoral college which ensures the two dominant parties remain in power http://www.zmag.org/znet/viewArticle/4312. The entire system is rigged against the people here.

    58. Re:Not a partisan issue by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      The Libertarian Party itself tends to be a too extremist last I checked. Their open borders stance is a no go with many people. I'm very pro-immigration (of the legal type) and even I don't know what they are smoking.

      What I'd like to see is some sort of Centrist party that takes the best ideas of all ideological realms and applies them flexibly where appropriate. That includes the ability, for example, privatize a service in one part of the country but leaving it public in another simply because it works better that way due to cultural differences.

      The problem is that politician parties are full of, well, politicians. Our system is such that only a certain type of sociopath can ever make their way to the top of the heap to get elected, and by then they've been driven even more insane by the sheer amount of dicks they had to fellate.

    59. Re:Not a partisan issue by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      There is a streak of anti-Drug War attitude in the conservative world. It was led at one point by the late William Buckley. Dunno if anone else took up the gauntlet there. I think it's an issue that cuts across traditional ideological lines.

    60. Re:Not a partisan issue by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      If it's the case that the Libertarian Party is essentially too uncompromising on ideals in order to function in the real world, isn't there a middle ground somewhere? Some party that says "yes, we really do love liberty, and we recognize that it requires responsibility, but here are some concessions that we recognize must be made for the real world". Who is that party?

      Sounds like the Free State Project.

    61. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Privatizing roads is hardly on the platform of Libertarians running for major office. Besides, what exactly is *your* idea for making sure we don't overpay for our transportation costs? This roads issue gets turned into a straw man constantly, and it's disappointing. If we had grown up with tolls roads everywhere (hardly the only option with privatization, however) then it would seem perfectly normal and we would find the notion of "socialized" transportation costs an affront to justice. More importantly, the businesses that use the roads for commerce would likely pay much more than an average citizen. We have essentially been subsidizing ground transportation for decades, leading to higher fuel consumption, less local product and greater inter-dependency.

      As for food contamination, that is another ridiculous strawman. You are free to buy whatever products you want, and you are free to listen to whomever you want in deciding which to purchase. There could be any number of private oversight labels for food. Heck, there could still be an FDA. Under a Libertarian government there would just be two differences: it would be self-funding and it would only certify, not license. You could sell food that was not FDA certified, but less people would choose to purchase it as they would perceive it as higher-risk. That would in turn make it more profitable for them to pursue FDA testing and certification. This doesn't even have to happen at the consumer level. It can happen at the distributor or retailer level, where they refuse to carry foods not certified by a respected body (FDA, private equivalent, etc.). This is already what happens with Underwriters Labs. It's a private entity, but try to find a piece of electronic equipment for sale in America without the UL logo on it.

      As for the mortgage crisis, that was caused by government intervention, not a result of it. If they had not been artificially expanding the money supply then banks would have had to pay *us* market rates for our money before they had any to loan out. That would have meant higher rates and less lending. In other words, market-driven sustainability.

      Power companies are an interesting one that cuts to the heart of property rights, township control, etc. But suffice it to say, you are always going to have problems when a private company has a government-granted monopoly. Loosening up on their regulations doesn't get you a truly free-market, so it doesn't necessarily get you the true free-market benefits. Same with telecom. Some libertarians jump the gun on that and think that as much freedom as we can get for those companies will be better, but that ignores the monopolistic basis that the *government* created. A more sophisticated approach must be taken.

    62. Re:Not a partisan issue by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up.

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    63. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blind faith in the "free market" and "small goverment" is one thing Libertarians have been screaming their heads off for years. So far that seems to have gotten us poison in our food supply, the mortgage crisis, and blackouts in California.

      Food supply, perhaps the free market is to blame. But the mortgage crisis and blackouts in California can be attributed to government involvement, including encouraging banks to give subprime loans, and the government attempting to price fix the cost of electricity. I'm not saying that I'm for the Libertarian mindset in completely trusting the free market in all accounts, however you are not providing good examples of the free market running wild.

    64. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like you noted, most people realize libertarians think the world should work in a way that it doesnt and that people will behave in a way that they wont?

      just like commies, sounds good on paper, utter failure in the real world.

    65. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reckless endengerments

      So you as a libertarian are not opposed to the laws punishing drunk driving. How is drunk driving an initiation of force ? Or does initition of force means "doing whatever I don't like" at which point you're back to writing (case) laws.

    66. Re:Not a partisan issue by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a party which knows enough to not want it would be made up of people who want nothing to do with politics.

    67. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      But only one of those might be a core libertarian belief. A bigger problem is your ignorance and spreading of lies

      Yawn.

      The police are a proper - and one of the few - legitimate state functions. Now, watch as we hypocritically say the things we like are ok

      Fixed that up a bit for you. Another big problems for Libertarianism: the fact that universal health care provides better care for less money, and provides more choice than health insurance from private companies.

    68. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You have got to be f*cking kidding!!!.

      It's always funny to watch Libertarianism collide with the brick wall that is reality, and seeing the heads of Libertarians explode rather than admit that their philosophy, when actually applied, results in disaster.

    69. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you.. but I don't cherish salmonella in my peanut butter, Melamine in my milk, lead in my kids toys, arsenic in my shrimp, or salmonella in my peppers. Blind faith in the "free market" and "small government" is one thing Libertarians have been screaming their heads off for years. So far that seems to have gotten us poison in our food supply, the mortgage crisis, and blackouts in California.

      How many toys do you have in your house from China?

      The company that had the salmonella problem:
      Has at least announced plans to file bancruptcy and close down

      Mortgage crisis:
      People do things that put other people / companies at risk at all times. On the one hand, the banks gave loans to people that shouldn't have then sold them off and did it again. These companies SHOULD be out of business thank the Republicans and Democrats for that. On the other, In a true free market they would have gone out of business or been bought, yes people would lose jobs, but that mistake wouldn't get made twice. Now the government has set multiple precedents that show they will bail you out if YOU fuck up your business.
      California's blackouts:
      Either the power company there needs to charge more or increase capacity (or both if they can't due to funding), don't like it go solar. Another option, do away with the government allowed monopolies on utilities. Again, a True Free Market would correct this issue relatively quickly.

      So please, STFU and do a little free thinking before dismissing a political party that has a different ideology than yours. Or did you forget that all this occurred with your oh so cherished big government?

    70. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Everything you complain about, happened on the watch of people opposed to libertarian ideals and practices.

      The fact that the Republicans don't agree with the Libertarians on everything (abortion, War on Drugs) doesn't change the fact that our current economic crisis was caused by Libertarian (no regulation) principles.

    71. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Libertarians don't believe that attempted murder, reckless endangerment, or even littering are crimes?

      See the Cigarette Company Defense. For decades, Philip Morris et all beat every lawsuit by asking, "okay, it's sad that your father died of lung cancer, but how can you prove that it was our product that caused it as opposed to bad genetics?"

      So Big Industrial Company gets dragged into court for dumping lead waste into the river which your city uses as it's water supply. The city sues Big Industrial Company for damages, but Big Industrial Company says, "but how can you prove that it was our waste that gave your babies birth defects, and not the waste from Big Chemical Company upstream?"

      Or a parent company will use the Wal-Mart defense. Top executives require store managers to do two things: 1) get all the work done and 2) keep payroll at a minimum and not pay any overtime. So periodically you'll hear about a store getting sued because a manager forced employees to work off the clock. Then a Wal-Mart spokesman will throw up his hands and say, "it's not our fault, we tell store managers to obey labor laws..." In other words, top management will put lower management in a position where they have to violate the law or be fired, and then blame lower management when it happens.

      This is why after-the-fact lawsuits are no substitute for proactive regulation and enforcement.

    72. Re:Not a partisan issue by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Not American federal liberterians. They think that the police should be a state matter the federal government isn't involved in. Imagine how much better your police force could be if the state got all those tax dollars instead of the federal government?

      As for paying tax, if we eliminated the income tax and replaced it with nothing, we'd have the same amount of money coming in as we did under President Clinton. Surely we can run a smaller government on that?

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    73. Re:Not a partisan issue by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      The government's job is about maintaining and growing power over the citizens.

      Any bigfoot stories or Brittney Spears songs you'd like to share with us, since you're such a fan of absolute crap?

    74. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because if you vote for a third party then you're helping the [republicans/democrats] win! You're throwing away your vote!

    75. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, and private property is enforced by the government. So without the government all of the things that would be private would go poof.

    76. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legitimate question: why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America? Their platform basically represents everything that most Americans will claim to believe in, so why do they have so little support? Is it them? Are they just bad at marketing themselves to the American Public?

      Yes, it is them. And yes, they are bad a marketing themselves to the American Public.

      I agree with many things Libertarians say they support. I believe many Americans agree with what the Libertarian Party has to say about individual personal and economic freedom.

      Where the Libertarian Party loses me is when they try to apply those principles of individual personal and economic freedom to corporations.

      And one thing many, many Americans have in common is that they DO NOT TRUST LARGE CORPORATIONS. Both the Republican and Democratic party also have this problem to varying degrees.

      People have inherent interests -- food, shelter, companionship, etc. People understand these interests.

      Democratic governments have inherent interests -- public support, stability, etc. People understand these interests (and by and large understand that efficiency is not one of the primary interests).

      Corporations have inherent interests -- bleeding the market for everything they can take, feeding the profits to as small a group of people as possible, then cashing out.

      Of course, I'm being facetious -- there are many companies, with many different goals. But the American public is very deeply afraid of the concept of a country run by corporations.

      If the Libertarian Party could modify their platform to include some feedback mechanism that would place a limit on unbridled corporate power (much as voting theoretically does in a democratic government), they would have a much better chance of winning elections, and actually changing something for the better.

    77. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wake up.

      There have always been problems with some people not respecting other people's rights - like Governments, which are responsible for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of murders/deaths in the 20th Century.

      Libertarians do NOT believe that "corporations are individuals." INDIVIDUALS are responsible for these fuckups, and they must be tried and convicted and sent to jail - or hung in public on Sundays. I prefer the latter, hopefully televised.

      Mattel is way down, the Peanut guys are going to go to jail (mark my words), and China is suffering as well. The market is working - what is NOT working is INCARCERATING these murderers.

    78. Re:Not a partisan issue by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Legitimate question: why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America?

      I voted Libertarian this year, and I did so only because voting for a party that is half pot-smoking hippies was better than voting for Obama or McCain. It's quite an insane party, but I do like Bob Barr (only Republican to vote against a lot of the Bush/1984 laws) more than any of the other candidates.

      Some people think that they're marginalized because we don't have an electorial system that supports 3rd party candidates. While that's true to a certain extent, the Libertarian party is still way too whacky to ever win.

    79. Re:Not a partisan issue by taskiss · · Score: 1

      "why is the Libertarian party so marginalized in America?"

      'Cause they take this kind of thing totally out of context and run with it 'till they drop.

      There's no bill, there's a guy making a proposal. This requirement will never be pushed down to a home network router, yet all the Libertarians are grabbing their soapboxes and calling for the next war of independence.

      They're a joke 'cause they respond with overwhelming stupidity as their knee jerk reaction.

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    80. Re:Not a partisan issue by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's a steak in some parts of the conservative world. But the GP claims that the Libertarians are marginalized because they are very socially conservative. That begs two questions:

      1) When has being socially conservative marginalized you in this country? The Republicans have been riding it ever since the 60s.
      2) What part of the Libertarian platform is socially conservative? I can only think of the pro-life stance of Paul and Barr but I'm a bit unclear as to whether or not the actual party takes that stance or just the candidates.

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    81. Re:Not a partisan issue by wdef · · Score: 1

      Big government wants the private sector to take over and fund the exploitation of space anyway, ever since the public got bored with moon landings.

    82. Re:Not a partisan issue by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      What part of the Libertarian platform is socially conservative?

      Ya got me. It's the first I heard anyone say that. I can sort of see how a libertarian might be pro-life, though. Liberty for the fetus, I guess.

      Personally, I'd have abortions available for free in mall kiosks, any age, no questions asked.

    83. Re:Not a partisan issue by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Librarians? Do you really think those book nerds have the backbone to run our country?

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    84. Re:Not a partisan issue by spiralx · · Score: 1

      I assume he means this.

    85. Re:Not a partisan issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a Libertarian politician is unprofitable. Being a Democrat or a Republican is extremely profitable.

      If you're running for president, and if you're friends with the guy who's handing out 20,000 closed source voting machines, and you want to rig the election numbers, are you going to ask for a 51/27/22 split? Or are you going to ask for a 49/49/1/? split? If you're friends with the guys running the 3 TV news stations in the country, are you going to ask him to talk about the party that got 1% in the vote? Or are you going to ask him to praise your party for its 'contributions' to society?

      If the political reasoning of the third party uses logic to not only crush your rationales for power, but paint you as a villain, a thief, a liar and a scoundrel, how much more likely are you to ask your friend to talk about it?

    86. Re:Not a partisan issue by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The Académie franÃaise is as much the french Ministry of Language as the Library of Congress is the Ministry of Books.

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    87. Re:Not a partisan issue by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      What experience? Just how many centuries old are you, sorcerer?

      I am approaching 50. And believe me, it sometimes feels like 50 centuries. ;-)

      Plenty of time to see repeated attempts at the so-called "small-government" model in several countries. I say so-called because the concept is largely built into the ideology of "conservative" (another loaded term) governments, but as I said before, they never deliver except to cut services while continuing to slug us for the same taxes.

  18. also log what you had for lunch by majorme · · Score: 0

    this is ridiculous

  19. Backup routine by phorm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My first thought was basically how the heck can people even comply with this if they wanted to. Not all wireless routers have means to export logs, and most lose their logs after a reboot, etc.

    Even if you have the space and the will to archive the logs, it doesn't mean that the hardware will allow you to do so.

    1. Re:Backup routine by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well all you need to do is set up a SCHEDULE Services that will connect to your router via its web interface scrub the HTML for the logs every hour. Save it as a file on your PC then backup that data to a secure location.
      A piece of cake for any...
      [font size=largest]Red Blooded American[/font]
      [font size=large]With Wi-Fi[/font]
      [font size=medium]and a PC[/font]
      [font size=small]with at least a 2 year degree in computer science[/font]
      [font size=smaller]who chose to focus on programming[/font]
      [font size=evensmaller]with interests on web technology[/font]
      [font size=tiny]and TCP/IP communications[/font]

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    2. Re:Backup routine by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      Well, people here using this website will be able to figure this out, but all of those people still confused about DTV have no chance of ever understanding this. If this becomes law, I am probably the only one with a wireless router in my apartment building that would not be in violation.

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    3. Re:Backup routine by aonaran · · Score: 1

      See that's the good thing to come out of this. Now wireless router manufacturers will have to provide those features if they want to sell in the US.

    4. Re:Backup routine by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I myself know I could do this. But it will take some time to get it right. It is not the sort of thing that I do all the time. And time to see how the router handles and keeps logins is different across systems. If it is just Post/Get/Cookies for the login that is rather easy a script with wget will do the trick however if it is complex Ajax call then it will require more digging. It is a lot of work and I would rather just plug into a wire.

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    5. Re:Backup routine by TheP4st · · Score: 1

      My first thought was basically how the heck can people even comply with this if they wanted to.

      Easy. Cue think of the children mantra. Outlaw import, sale and possession of any router that do not log all your activities. With the privacy intrusive laws we've seen introduced in the US and elsewhere the last 8 years, such a development would not be the very least surprising.

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    6. Re:Backup routine by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      I too know I could do this.

      I also know I have better things to do with my time, so Congress should either fuck off, or eat 535 bullets (correction: ~268 - those that voted aye to pass this stupidity). "From time to time the Tree of Liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants..... its natural fertilizer." - Thomas Jefferson

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    7. Re:Backup routine by 45mm · · Score: 1

      See? A nerd can't even use the /. comment system ... how are laypeople supposed to set up a scheduler?

    8. Re:Backup routine by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Ironically, we'd want wireless router manufacturers to lobby, to stop this requirement...

      The other worse thing, of course, is for wireless routers to send the log entries to... opps, I better not say it, don't give 'them' any ideas!

    9. Re:Backup routine by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      How is that a good thing? Keeping logs will slow down my router and fill up my hard drive space.

      This legislation will make reformats more complicated as I suddenly find myself having to leave a filesystem intact and available to my router at all times.

      If my router is on a UPS but the machine hosting the logs is not, the router can no longer keep logs, and I could get charged with a crime for not making sure logs were kept during that time.

      There's zero benefit from this law. Implying that there are benefits, however sarcastically, is a bad thing.

  20. I think politicians just want to look busy anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I've got an idea- let's draft some legislation!

    How about we make it MANDATORY for bad people to keep online journals of their misadventures to be kept on a secure FBI server! Then we can slam the [other party] for not taking this issue seriously!

  21. Won't somebody please think of the administrators? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

    Senator John Cornyn, in TFA: "While the Internet has generated many positive changes in the way we communicate and do business, its limitless nature offers anonymity that has opened the door to criminals looking to harm innocent children,"

    If your goal is to keep "innocent children" safe, don't let them go down to the playground where the axe murderers, pederasts, and drug addicts hang out.

    Innocence imposes isolation. You want the kids to be educated, they lose their innocence.

    Anonymous communications have an important place in our political and social discourse... or is this the end of the first amendment?

  22. thinkofthechildren tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "While the Internet has generated many positive changes in the way we communicate and do business, its limitless nature offers anonymity that has opened the door to criminals looking to harm innocent children," U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, a Texas Republican, said at a press conference on Thursday. "Keeping our children safe requires cooperation on the local, state, federal, and family level."

    thinkofthechildren tag. where is it?

    Cornyn is the scum of the earth as far as I'm concerned. Anyone have an email address that we can slashdot alerting him of this fact?

    1. Re:thinkofthechildren tag by Golias · · Score: 1

      Instead of name-calling (regardless of how right you may be), it's more constructive to engage with these people reasonably.

      Writing the guy hate mail may feel good, but appealing to his judgement would probably work a lot better.

      His statement that anonymous Internet use that it "has opened the door to criminals looking to harm innocent children" is essentially correct. However, it is also important for him to understand that his bill fails to make the Internet less anonymous, and would put a tremendous administrative burden on small businesses and private citizens.

      Frankly, somebody should have already told him this by now. Understanding the nuts and bolts of new law is what congressional staffers are for.

      Which leads me to suspect the motivations behind the bill. Who would gain from such a stupid law? Why the phone companies (both land and mobile), of course. The more barriers to entry they can establish for wi-fi hotspots, the more providers can control the data market. I suspect if we follow the money, it will turn out that they lobbied Sen. Cornyn pretty hard (and cherry-picked his office as one that would be sympathetic to their pitch.)

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  23. Republican algorithm . by Pebble · · Score: 1

    Yeah? Well I use the Republican email retention algorithm for my records, so errm, sorry about that.

  24. Not an original idea by FTWinston · · Score: 1

    They do this (or something very similar) in Italy. All internet access has to have a name attached to it, and a timestamp.

    Anti terror legislation, apparently.

    1. Re:Not an original idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Italian law requires that "access providers" (yes, even non-commercial private users with a WiFi router) get identity proof of people they give access to. Operating an open AP might land you in trouble, but AFAIK the law has never been tested in a courtroom - and before you ask, open APs are not that unusual in the country anyway.

      OTH, accessing someone else's AP without permission is a crime (bandwidth stealing), not to mention restrictive ISP/telco contracts forbidding their customers to grant access to third parties (neighbours included) even if permitted, id proofed etc. etc.

      Italy, as some other countries I guess, is a place where it's historically been against the law to run a wire between any two buildings without a government concession. Heck, until a few years ago you couldn't even deploy your own telephone plugs in your own home - it was telco's royal privilege. Now it's technically possible, but EU laws state that only certified professionals (ie. peple trained in paperwork) can do such a thing.

      So, anyone for opening an Italian branch of the Pirate Party? (which should really be rebranded as Freedom Party nowadays...)

  25. Why this won't work. by Aladrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wish I had one of those handy forms, but it boils down to this:

    Even if I kept logs, if they can hack my network, they can hack my logs. In fact, it would probably be easier than the initial hack.

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    1. Re:Why this won't work. by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      You're thinking small... you're keeping logs, YOU can hack your logs. Do some scans driving around Capitol Hill, snag some MAC addresses, insert them into your logs. Hell, go to child porn sites and replace your MAC address with the ones you found. Seriously... what good are logs? There's no way to trust them if they come from somebody who's both competent and malicious.

    2. Re:Why this won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A compromised machine could be made to create connections to random sites, or request/release DHCP addresses, repeatedly in order to fill log space (which may force downtime of systems).

      How many Government/hospital networks got infected with worms last year?

      This will result in the creation of popular, easy to use tools which will hinder meaningful analysis when required.

    3. Re:Why this won't work. by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Hah, you're right. I wasn't even thinking about that. You don't even have to hack the logs, you can just spoof your wireless MAC. -sigh- It's so stupidly easy.

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
    4. Re:Why this won't work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congress' proposal advocates a

      ( ) technical (X) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting child pornography. Their idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to this particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      (X) Hackers can simply change the logs to hide their presence
      (X) Legitimate internet usage would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop child pornography for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      (X) Users of the internet will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      (X) Requires too much cooperation from computer users
      (X) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      (X) Users don't care about invalid addresses in their logs
      ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for computer usage
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all gamer addresses
      (X) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by businesses
      ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      ( ) Extreme profitability of child pornography
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      (X) Technically illiterate politicians
      (X) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who use computers
      (X) Dishonesty on the part of people looking at child pornography themselves
      (X) Extremely high cost of implementing this solution
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      (X) Ideas similar to theirs are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      (X) Joe User cannot be expected to know about this requirement.
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      (X) This law will be arbitrarily enforced.
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      (X) Users cannot even do basic computer maintenance, much less keep track of logs.
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      (X) I don't want to give the RIAA/MPAA ammunition to incriminate me.
      (X) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      (X) Temporary/one-time IP addresses are cumbersome to track
      (X) I don't want the government telling me how to run my network
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      (X) This is a stupid idea, and they're stupid people for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
      house down!

  26. Someone contact your representative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and urge them to add an amendment to this bill which would also require all network devices to properly utilize the >a href="http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc3514">Evil Bit.

  27. It could be called by Burz · · Score: 1

    ...the anti-TOR and other anonymous networks act.

    1. Re:It could be called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think with some variable timing and intentional differences in connections, TOR could be used as a measure against logging. If two user's packets take the same route at the same time and get lumped into the same connections between nodes, then you'd have real trouble figuring out which users requested what...

    2. Re:It could be called by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      No, it couldn't.

      The ATAOAN Act just doesn't have the same ring to it.

      Not saying that that's not what it is, but you know how politicians like their buzzword acronyms....

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  28. Obama will sign this... by tjstork · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's not just ideology that the whole media loves Obama because he's promising them big bucks by a crack down on file sharing and piracy. Republicans are stupidly trying to curry Hollywoods favor but its just not going to happen. Republicans should instead take a stand for civil liberties while simultaneously extinguishing their enemies and just oppose any sort of DRM. But they are stupid.

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    1. Re:Obama will sign this... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Republicans should instead take a stand for civil liberties while simultaneously extinguishing their enemies

      We had something like that in this country already. It was called a Civil War and it wasn't all that enjoyable.

      The purpose of this act is to eliminate free, open WiFi access.

      At issue is the ability to be anonymous on the internet which is necessary for freedom of speech. This is nothing less than an attack on the first amendment and it should be classified as unconstitutional.

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  29. Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And you (americans) poured scorn on us (british) when our government told us to keep logs of all email (headers) and phone calls for a year or 2 ...

    You have my sympathy, but Big Brother is here - or will be soon.

  30. Unfunded Mandate? by DrTime · · Score: 1

    I remember the glory days of the Republican opposition to Bill Clinton where every federal law that imposed a requirement on local governments was termed an unfunded mandate. This is an unfunded mandate on all of us. Besides being just plan stupid.

    Is this from the same guy that said the Internet was just a series of pipes? Heck, I don't think my shower keeps track of my water use, should it be doing that too?

    Bankers turned out to incompetent crooks, the auto companies just plan fools, and too many Americans are out of work. But, what does congress worry about? Dumb asses.

    1. Re:Unfunded Mandate? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Ted "Tubes" Stevens was convicted of numerous corruption charges. Shockingly, 1 month after his conviction, he failed to be reelected, if only by a narrow margin ;) (There is no law preventing convicted felons from serving on the senate, even from jail!)

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    2. Re:Unfunded Mandate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't pipes, it was tubes. Get your mocking straight. Pipe is a perfectly acceptible metaphor for an internet connection that many technically informed people use. Tube is entirely different. Nothing like a pipe at all. Only an idiot would call their internet connection a fat tube.

  31. That party died from lack of votes by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    You get the party that people vote for, in the US that is the democrats or republikans... or the other way around, hard to tell them apart as a pinko commie hippie from amsterdam.

    The simple fact is that democracy is fundementally flawed. It is a popularity contest in which 50% of the voters are below average intelligence. So the US either gets the guy who says he is going to cut taxes or the charmer. Obama is the charmer, bush promised tax cuts, clinton was another charmer, the other bush also promised tax cuts, reagan did both.

    It is not just the US, the netherlands we just can't seem to get rid of the CDA, christian democrats. Bak ellende,oops sorry balkende, about as useless as clinton but without the sincerity or charm. For the last decade the country has been at a stand still. One problem is immigrants. 10 years of studies and rapports and nothing actually being done. If you think immigrants are a problem then this is a collosal waste of time and money while nothing has been done about the problem itself and if you don't think immigrants are a problem then this is a collosal waste of time and money that should have been spent on real problems.

    Yet you can't shift the responsible party CDA because they have very succesfully settled themselves in the center where they blame everyone to the left or right for the problems and take all the credit for the things that don't go completely wrong.

    Same with the US, the presidents are center and blame either the left or the right for their problems and take credit for things that they didn't screw up. So they look good or at least better then any alternative and decade after decade democracy erodes until you nothing gets done anymore except silly plans that are shot down in a matter of weeks.

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    1. Re:That party died from lack of votes by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      The way I see American (and increasingly the rest of the world's) politics is as a great river, and the people are little drops of water in it. There's a left bank and a right bank, but the river flows the same way no matter which bank you happen to flow by. The politicians and the bankers and the mass media are one step ahead of the flow carving out the paths by which we will follow.

      The internet is like a strong wind, giving the water power to crash into the banks, which has opened up the possibility of forming tributaries and overflowing the banks.

      The internet must be quashed for fear that these water drops will create their own paths, leaving the ditch diggers out of a job.

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    2. Re:That party died from lack of votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple fact is that democracy is fundementally flawed

      It works. Look at Athens. It worked because the scope of decisions was localized, the citizens decide for the city. It was in the best interest of anybody to have citizens with the highest degree of culture too. Of course it wasn't eden either, but that's not the point.

      The point is that a citizen in today centralized systems has zero direct influence in the res publica, "indirect democracy" means "oligarchy", where the elite has no incentive to make us smarter, as we are taught we need professionals to rule the country (while in reality we'd need professionals as counselors). And the trend from states to EU, and to a likely world government will make it even harder to change something among the important matters.

    3. Re:That party died from lack of votes by visible.frylock · · Score: 1

      Cool analogy.

      I sent an email to friends and family the other day where I said, "It doesn't matter if we keep switching between right foot and left foot. We're still marching in the same direction."

      Thank god these things are cyclical though. There's a natural limit to how tyrannical a society can get before it all just implodes.

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  32. Just email the logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just email the logs daily to your local congressman. They have an email retention policy don't they?

  33. Might as well move to China now. by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    With laws like this, I might as well have more liberty in most regards in China. In China the government keeps the access logs of everything I do online for me, I can download all the pirated music, software and videos I want and I can get a cheap massage with "happy ending".

  34. Think of the Children... by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

    This is COPA all over again.. does not matter how you word a law, throw children in there and people start running around like headless chickens.

    Children's safety is the parents responsibility, not those people who provide services (deliberatly or accidentally.. aka unsecured access points)

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  35. Static IP networks exempt? by midicase · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    "but also to the tens of millions of homes with Wi-Fi access points or wired routers that use the standard method of dynamically assigning temporary addresses"

    The article seems to infer this is primarily applicable to IP lease data. Doesn't make it any less annoying.

  36. Huh? by stanltaaf · · Score: 1

    Can anyone explain how this applies to home users? Just password protect your router to not share your wireless and you should be fine... go read the bill. If you disagree with that approach, please correct my thinking: I assert data is not like the water company. Data is not ubiquitous, uniform or equally valuable. To summarize my point, If you have to keep your receipts for 10 years for the IRS, 2 years doesn't seem that bad to an average joe.

    1. Re:Huh? by hughk · · Score: 1

      We protect our wireless, frankly because although I don't mind leachers, I am scared of cp. However, I do release the WPA keys to house guests when they need access, for example friends studying with our kids. Potentially whenever I do this, I should retain the data complete with matching between the MAC and the user.

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  37. Evil Bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone contact your representative and convince them to add an amendment requiring all networking devices to properly set and check the Evil Bit.

    If the Evil Bit is not set for a packet, of course, there's no need to log it.

  38. Funny... by wykell · · Score: 1

    I've been keeping access logs of my wifi routers for years. Turns out Mickey Mouse has been the only computer to ever access the router, and he has only visited disney.com. Weird.

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  39. ... but some are more equal than others by swschrad · · Score: 1

    if they want to close down their political opponents and enslave the nation, why not just use the quick and proven method of marching their brownshirts down the streets at 2 am?

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    1. Re:... but some are more equal than others by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, there is that pesky ol' Second Amendment. But don't worry, they are working on that as well...

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    2. Re:... but some are more equal than others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They "fix" that one, and they lose support of the entire "blind nationalist rednecks with guns" section of the population. Everyone else they've pissed off revolts with speech and lawyers and protests. What do a couple hundred million gun owners revolt with?

  40. A theory by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

    Not that I am for this bill in any way shape or form, I just had a theory on how they might do this.

    We have servers at our work that perform off-site backups. They do this because a client is installed on the server, and it sends the data to the off-site data center.

    Whose to say the government won't require a firmware update, or maybe some kind of "US Government seal of approval" on all wireless routers sold in America that have an updated firmware, or client that sends the logs to an off-site location for backup?

    Also if the router goes off-line and is unable to perform the backups, no harm done because if you can't get on the internet, then they are not interested in logs of local activity, only software or digital violations....

    Just a thought though....

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    1. Re:A theory by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      That won't work in every situation.

      Take mine for example, my wireless is setup as a bridge, it does nothing but provide access to my wired network, where I have my dhcp server (I did this so that my wired and wireless machines are all on the same subnet). While my dhcp server has logs, there is not way they can force me to install a client on it (openbsd machine).. short of threatening me.

      Hell, you know what we should do.. we should just setup syslog servers, set the configuration to *.* @goverment.run.logging.server and and play stupid.. they want logs.. give them logs. Pull a trick that some lawyers use when they are forced to provide evidence to opposing lawyers..... give them everything and let the people making the request sift through the crap for what they want.. I would change my DHCP lease time from 24 hours to 60 seconds.. during hours when no ones in my house.. they can have the logs of the 10 or so dhcp hosts I have in my house..

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  41. I disagree. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    At issue is the ability to be anonymous on the internet which is necessary for freedom of speech. This is nothing less than an attack on the first amendment and it should be classified as unconstitutional.

    Anonymity is not necessary for free speech. You should be accountable to your fellow man for what you say. Words are actionable things.

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    1. Re:I disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anonymity is not necessary for free speech. You should be accountable to your fellow man for what you say. Words are actionable things.

      When you can be "held accountable" by employers or officials simply because they disagree with you, then you do not have free speech.

    2. Re:I disagree. by csartanis · · Score: 1

      No, without the ability to speak anonymously, things that are "objectionable" or "taboo" will never be spoken as no one will want their name associated with it, even if its not illegal.

    3. Re:I disagree. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Anonymity is not necessary for free speech. You should be accountable to your fellow man for what you say. Words are actionable things.

      Anonymity is a necessary protection for whistleblowers, who have been known to go mysteriously missing. As in, more mysterious than just went to the cabin for the weekend.

      In principle, it is best to stand up for what you believe in. If we all did this the world would be a different place. In practice, you may need to hide, but the truth still needs to come out.

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  42. New Meaning to Open Source by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Obama Gives a brand new understanding of what he means by supporting Open Source.

    You thought it was software.

    He was thinking of knowing everything anyone was & is doing on the net.

    And you believed him.

    Now what?

    1. Re:New Meaning to Open Source by Inner_Child · · Score: 1

      I know you're trying to hammer home your point, but couldn't you have picked a better way to do it? Making the outright statement that Obama wrote, approved, will be the only one to vote on, and will sign this into law shows that you're either deliberately ignorant of how government actually works, or you're desperate for a scapegoat.

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    2. Re:New Meaning to Open Source by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.

      Thought I merely said Obama supported Open Source.

      Must re-re-reread. Vote?

      There is some humor and truth located in a corner somewhere.

  43. Uhhhm, hold up - Cheap tactics by meist3r · · Score: 1

    Why the hell does this get introduced as a "Youth" safety act? For the last eight years everything has been justified with abstracted terrorism threat and shit like that and now this isn't fly anymore? Why do they introduce that crap to catch pedophiles but never thought of that when it was about terrorism? Oh wait, they did but no one believes their stupid fucking lies about the threat anymore and so they need to pull something new from their hat. If there are no attacks you can argue against anti-terror but "Think of the children" has no bearing.

  44. How is this supposed to work? by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

    So now I have to figure out how to get my wireless router to track all MAC addresses that connect to it, and maintain that record for 2 years? How am I supposed to do that? I doubt my router (and most others') have the necessary programming or resources to do this, so I'm assuming that we'll all have to run out and buy brand new routers that have logging capabilities.

    Seriously, who comes up with this shit?

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    1. Re:How is this supposed to work? by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

      They don't care about MAC addresses, they are useless from a tracking standpoint (unless you want to hunt down a machine in your local network)... Providing the MAC to law enforcement will only tell them what kind of device it is, and who the vendor that made it is. Unless they create a giant registry and force people to register their MAC addresses.

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    2. Re:How is this supposed to work? by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Providing the MAC to law enforcement will only tell them what kind of device the hacker wants you to think it is

      Fixed that for you.

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    3. Re:How is this supposed to work? by Logical+Zebra · · Score: 1

      My point is that my current router doesn't have the resources to store 2 years of activity, and yours probably doesn't, either.

      So if this inane law passes, I suppose we're all going to have to run out and get new routers, hmmm?

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    4. Re:How is this supposed to work? by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      They don't care about MAC addresses, they are useless from a tracking standpoint (unless you want to hunt down a machine in your local network)... Providing the MAC to law enforcement will only tell them what kind of device it is, and who the vendor that made it is. Unless they create a giant registry and force people to register their MAC addresses.

      Providing a MAC address to law enforcement provides them with nothing. Yes MACs are unique to a device (manufacturer info and a unique number), but it's trivial to have your computer broadcast a different MAC address. Which means it's useless.

      Let me get a hold of your registry and I can pretend to be anyone on that list.

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    5. Re:How is this supposed to work? by Nethead · · Score: 1

      That's it. I'm changing my laptop MAC to that of a 300lb Cisco GSR 12000 router!

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  45. For the average person by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have written a number of articles explaining why data retention policies are terrible in words that the average user can understand. The biggest one, IMO, for the average person, is the amount of personal information that their ISP would have to keep on them, and how that would make their ISP an identity theft goldmine for criminals.

  46. My two cents. by rindeee · · Score: 1

    Caveat: I'm a staunch conservative. Thoughts: Is it acceptable if my logging and retention is at the same level of reliability as the Bush administration? If I secure my WiFi, can I assume that there is no service provided and therefor no retention or logging needed, or is this in fact a requirement to self-monitor and self-incriminate should something 'happen'? If I do choose to monitor and keep logs (which I do, 365 days worth on my IPCop box), should I now assume that the Fed stakes their claim to rights to my historical logs? I have an answer to all of this: Kiss my butt. Everyone, conservative, liberal, moderate, whatever, needs to collectively stand up and tell the government not only to kiss off, but go home. Replace every last one of these morons from Obama and Bush's administrations and everyone in between. Clean house. I WILL NOT under any circumstances provide my log files. Period. Feel free to jail me.

    1. Re:My two cents. by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      As a staunch conservative myself, I have to agree. I don't keep log files, though, nor do I plan to - and they can't make me.

      I've already written my Senators and House Reps speaking out against this legislation...

  47. Re:I think politicians just want to look busy anym by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

    We already have that.. its called facebook and livejournal :P

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  48. "Papies, Tovarisch ?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Close to the ear, from behind, in the gentlest, kindliest, sweetest tone possible. Just like the manicured hand on your shoulder, and the slightly more businesslike one under your elbow, on the other side. (ref:"Firefox" - with Clint Eastwood)

  49. it's a jobs/stimulus law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    everyone who has home wifi will end up having to hire a service/consultant to configure their units to comply with the law, and do the logging.

    Sounds like it'll be creating some "wifi security consultant" jobs and services. More jobs for the economy.

  50. Write your representatives by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

    If you do not contact your representatives and do not vote against them next term if they vote for this, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

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  51. Pay for the equipment by javacowboy · · Score: 1

    If you want me to keep two years of logs on my private WPA-encrypted wireless network that I occasionally let my girlfriend and friend use, then you had better damn well pay for the cost of the hardware and software to enable this, as well as support if anything goes wrong.

    Of course, this will mean that they'll have to pay for said equipment and then the costs will balloon into the trillions.

    More than likely though, this will be one of those laws that nobody plans to really enforce, but can nail you with if they decide to go on a fishing expedition.

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  52. Sounds like the almighty "profit" to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and somebody will make a heap of money on all these new storage requirements. Any ideas on who that would be? "Not I" said the fly.

  53. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Most people don't know how..." is a ridiculous argument. People don't know how to do a lot of things legally so they hire someone to do those things for them, do those things illegally, or don't do those things. The law doesn't care if something is "hard" - and rightly so. And your government doesn't care whether people know how or not. It (like all governments) is on the path to criminalizing all behavior. Something that makes criminals out of millions? Awesome!

    Where is your outrage for the government wanting you to spy on yourself and your neighbors? Should you also have video cameras in your home recording your every movement "just in case" you or your neighbors commit a crime? Where are the "who the fuck do you think you are" arguments?

  54. For DHCP, the storage concerns aren't that bad by mark-t · · Score: 1

    In any given year since I started using high speed internet, my IP address has changed as many as 3 times... and most other people I know who are technical enough to understand the concept say they've never had their IP address change that often even though they utilize the same broadband provider I do. Given that, it would seem to me that for most cases, the storage requirements for this are probably quite feasible.

    Not that I think the bill is a good idea by any stretch of the imagination, only that I really can't foresee any technological barriers to implementing it.

  55. Libertarians were compromised by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Interesting

    they self destructed. The problem is that the news media takes great joy in showing us the pot smoking side of the party and the anti-war wing looked straight out of the sixties.

    That and much of what they propose is totally against the entitlement state we have now the press has to go find the kooks and make America believe that Libertarian stands for "white selfish racist pig"

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    1. Re:Libertarians were compromised by Cormacus · · Score: 1

      ^ mod this up. +1 for "Total Agreement"

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    2. Re:Libertarians were compromised by theycallmeB · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I didn't need any help from the press finding the kooks, the statements the Libertarian Party candidates PAID to put in the official voter's pamphlet mailed to every Oregon voter were quite enough they were most everything but racist, and almost as far off the rails as the Constitution Party candidates (those people are scary).

    3. Re:Libertarians were compromised by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also agree!! ++infinity mod point for you, sir!

    4. Re:Libertarians were compromised by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      They also generally have a mind-bogglingly poor understanding of capitalism and its weaknesses, for people who claim to be its biggest proponents. They're like those Christians you sometimes see who know jack-shit about the Bible but still insist that it's the Word of God and the Most Important Book Ever, even basing their voting decisions on it (or on what they think it says or doesn't say, at least).

      I say this as someone who wouldn't want to live under a system based on anything other than capitalism, mind you.

  56. Re:Won't somebody please think of the administrato by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most of the Founders of this country printed their pamphlets anonymously. And not because of the war (it was over), but because it gave them the opportunity to share their actual thoughts without getting lynched by other politicians. For example Thomas Jefferson shared his ideal of "freedom of religion" anonymously, because he feared the backlash from the then-powerful State Church.

    Anonymity protects free speech. Anonymity is the enemy of power-hungry men, and the friend of the People's liberty.

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  57. Tit for Tat by GrantRobertson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll support this as soon as they pass legislation requiring all legislators to record and video all conversations they have - 24 hours a day - in order to make sure they don't do any backroom dealing not in the public's best interest.

    1. Re:Tit for Tat by stanltaaf · · Score: 1

      *thunderous cheers*

    2. Re:Tit for Tat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I can understand other government agencies maintaining confidentiality for the sake of national security, but there is no excuse for legislators. If they want to "sell" us a piece of legislation then we deserve to know everything they know that led them to support it.

  58. How do they define "provider"? by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

    I don't provide my wireless to anyone.

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  59. New rule: by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    Any bill introduced with a cutesy acronym should be grounds for immediate impeachment. For that matter, the same rule should be applied to weapons systems. I give a pass to open source projects since they actually produce something of value for the rest of us.

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    1. Re:New rule: by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

      Also, how about politicians be subject to laws they propose before they get brought into law. As soon as they propose or vote on a law, they get their lives audited. If they think it's something worth fining/jailing for, then they should be willing to submit themselves to said laws ahead of time.

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  60. Comcast by forrie · · Score: 1

    On a slightly related note, I received a copy of Comcast's Privacy Policy last night in the mail. In short, it indicates they use (probably store) information about how you use their network, including websites visited. That seems barely legal, but a growing trend. I could just set up a proxy at work and begin routing all my web traffic there over SSL, I suppose!

  61. Just send them the data. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    Every week just send the government your logs via email to your government rep. Let government store them.

  62. And how will they track RFC1918 addresses by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

    Sure they can have my logs, its going to show them 192.168.x.x and 10.0.10.x (depending on my various subnets), and I am just a home user.

    so MAC address X connected to my network, and I supplied IP Address 192.168.x.y ... Yeah, thats going to help law enforcement catch whomever sat in their car near my house for 3 hours while I was at work and them surfing child porn..

    Obviously, they way my network is setup, this will never happen (I have my wireless only bridging my wired to wireless network, dhcp from an openbsd box, routing and gateway from an openbsd box, and the fact that the firewall rules prevent any wireless device from going anywhere till they connect to the openvpn which uses pke for authentication... No one uses my network without me letting them...)

    But, that was not the point, every wireless AP out there uses RFC1918 address space, and that will be useless to law enforcement.

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    1. Re:And how will they track RFC1918 addresses by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1
      i think this is how they will use it ...

      - illegal activity traced to IP 100.101.102.103
      - the ISP says that the IP was assigned to you at that date/time
      - you're running a wireless network
      - your log says that MAC 11-22-33-44-55-66 was logged in at that time
      - they look for other instances of 11-22-33-44-55-66 on your wireless (and maybe other APs in your area) to see if any of those sessions are traceable to an individual (i.e., the perp keeps using your wireless and one time when they're not doing illegal stuff, they log into a traceable account).

      of course, if the perp is smart enough, they'll use a different MAC every time they hook up (or at least when they're doing something they don't want to get caught at) - or better - they'll occassionally sniff the network to find someone else's MAC to use later (esp if they're using a hotspot).

      the last part - the ability to impersonate someone else at a hotspot makes the whole thing useless. they'll only catch crooks who don't know how to change MACs (or don't remember to) -or- they'll wrongly accuse an innocent who happened to have a matching MAC.

  63. morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are these idiots still in office? What in the hell do we have to do get politicians in office that actually work for the American people instead of a bunch of errand boys for the MPAA/RIAA?

    DEAR WASHINGTON, F**K YOU! GET BACK TO WORK YOU USELESS BUNCH OF BUFFOONS.

    1. Re:morons by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      Why are these idiots still in office? What in the hell do we have to do get politicians in office that actually work for the American people instead of a bunch of errand boys for the MPAA/RIAA?

      DEAR WASHINGTON, F**K YOU! GET BACK TO WORK YOU USELESS BUNCH OF BUFFOONS.

      Why do you keep voting for Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and the rest of the gang in DC?

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  64. simple work around for home users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "all records or other information pertaining to the identity of a user of a temporarily assigned network address the service assigns to that user [i.e., DHCP]"

    Static ip's all the way around the house will take care of that.

  65. *lol* Yeah right... by foxalopex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If most normal users can't be even bothered to setup WiFi WPA correctly what's the hope of logging 2 years worth or data? And where exactly are you going to log the 2 years worth of data?? What happens if a power surge blows up your device? If it's logged over the Internet then there's going to be bottleneck somewhere which will flood your supposedly stressed out network. Personally I think this requirement is a joke and I hope the folks who vote on this will realize this won't work. Protect the children? You know if you're going to be this anal how about just banning the Internet for kids until they're old enough? Myself I didn't use the Internet until University simply because it didn't exist yet. Maybe it'll teach kids that there's other more reliable sources than the Internet. (Like books?)

  66. doesn't matter if they pass it or not.... by perigee369 · · Score: 1

    because here's my response to them... "No"

  67. Re:Why this will work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether or not it actually works is completely irrelevant. They will still make every effort to push it through. Furthermore, if they are successful in getting it passed, they will not hesitate to use it as a club(tool) for the prosecution.

    'So-And-So, brought up on a litany of unprosecutable charges was found guilty of not properly maintaining their DHCP log files, aiding and abetting pedophiles and there by is now on the sexual offender list.' Film at eleven.

  68. An Opportunity by pmontra · · Score: 1

    What a nice opportunity to increase sales for manufacturers of a brand new lines of wifi hotspots with an embedded storage device, or with a connection to web services that store logs in the cloud :-) And also an opportunity to get a huge amount of money off the pockets of US citizens...

    1. Re:An Opportunity by robert899 · · Score: 1

      If you dig deeper maybe you'd find that the manufacturers lobbied for this law.

  69. Tracking usage by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    Much like driving requires a license, it is no stretch to foresee forcing IPv6 upon everyone and requiring that everyone wanting to connect their computers to the internet purchase an address. That address or range of addresses becomes the license to use the internet, and as such, becomes the diminished reasonable expectation of privacy allowing surveillance. Personally, I am dead set against giving big brother any more power. We are already near Orwellian 1984. This might be why a crushing recession or depression is a good thing. It might stem the tide of loss of individual freedoms as the citizenry loose confidence in their government and government is less likely to function efficiently. All these stimulus bills that force tracking and have other law enforcement assisting technologies should never pass.

    1. Re:Tracking usage by Hordeking · · Score: 1

      We are already 24 years way past Orwellian 1984. This might be why a crushing recession or depression is a good thing....All these stimulus bills that force tracking and have other law enforcement assisting technologies should never pass.

      Fixed that for you.

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  70. Think "self-interest." by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    The Gov't can probably require wi-fi people to keep logs when they use the people's radio frequencies. It seems like fair regulation of a public resource. I'd like to see some discussion about that, though. Dont' flame me for that, though; it's just an aside.

    The real problem with with making the process workable is the 5th Amendment (the privilege against self-incrimination). A person can refuse to turn over any physical object if the act of turning that object over would tend to incriminate that person. A way to get around this would be a 'periodic log disclosure' that, simply speaking, would be the price of using the wi-fi network.

    The problem with that is that there is no way Congressmen/Congresswomen would want their wireless logs and their lobbyist's wireless logs out in the public domain. You can be certain of that. Trust congressional self-interest to keep a bill such as this from ever seeing the light of day.

    This indicates a publicity stunt to me. The Congressmen proposing this are just seeking publicity. They know this will never get passed. They really don't want it, either. This is just a political game that one party plays to try to say that the other party is 'soft on crime.'

    1. Re:Think "self-interest." by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that there is no way Congressmen/Congresswomen would want their wireless logs and their lobbyist's wireless logs out in the public domain. You can be certain of that. Trust congressional self-interest to keep a bill such as this from ever seeing the light of day.

      But, it is easy enough for them to write themselves a loophole. If you are the government, then you don't need to keep the log. See?

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    2. Re:Think "self-interest." by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      Congress would rather not pass such a bill than do something so naked.

  71. Re:Screams by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Those are my Mannheim Steamroller Halloween CD.

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  72. If You're Lazy by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Here's what I wrote to my House Rep, feel free to borrow it if you feel to lazy to write something original to yours.

    I recently read a very concerning article about the proposed bill H.R.1076 and it's senate counterpart S.436. Among other things, this bill would require all operators of wireless Internet access points (including home users) to log routing data for no less than two years.

    This creates, in my opinion, a major potential for abuse as this information will doubtless be subpoenaed for more than just child pornography investigations. Furthermore, I don't believe that the average home WiFi user has the knowledge and skills necessary to comply with the bill; it is not a trivial matter to set up and manage such a logging system.

    As well as expressing my own concern, I would also very much like to hear your stance on this and similar bills. I look forward to hearing from you.

    Thank You

    I maybe should have put something in there about the law not succeeding in it's aims; unless the penalty for not logging is as great or greater than the penalty for child porn there is no reason for child pornographers to comply.

  73. Static addresses by BigMoock · · Score: 1

    For the knowledgeable home user, just turn DHCP off and assign static addresses. It appears by the wording of the article that they are interested in "the standard method" i.e. DHCP. So using static addresses should exempt you from the log requirement.

  74. precisely because most Americans don't agree by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Libertarian party supports some principles that, broadly speaking, Americans believe in. More or less, these are classical liberal principles, in the mold of Thomas Jefferson. However, few people support their particular hardline interpretation, which tends to emphasize the anarcho-capitalist aspects, play down Jeffersonian elements that don't fit into that (e.g. Jefferson's view that governments should restrict the power of large corporations), and make few exceptions for any reason. Abolishing free public education, for example, is not a popular position. Neither is privatizing the road system. Some for of social safety nets are also popular---people don't want them abused (e.g. the stereotypical "welfare queens"), but neither do they want them to be totally absent. People also want regulation of private enterprise when its activities can cause negative externalities, such as systemic risks to economies (like banks, where further deregulation, the Libertarian position, is currently extremely unpopular). I could go on for a while.

    Now if someone started a political party with positions more similar to those of the editorial line of The Economist newsmagazine, I could see voting for them. That is, support free-market economies with regulation and/or costing of negative externalities (pollution, systemic risks, etc.), a moderate social safety net, and liberal positions on social and civil liberties issues.

    1. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by zarkill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now if someone started a political party with positions more similar to those of the editorial line of The Economist newsmagazine, I could see voting for them. That is, support free-market economies with regulation and/or costing of negative externalities (pollution, systemic risks, etc.), a moderate social safety net, and liberal positions on social and civil liberties issues.

      I guess that's the sort of thing I'm looking for. I just wonder why nothing has yet filled that need, if the Libertarian party has diverted so far from that completely reasonable path. If the answer is "no one really wants that", then I suppose that answers the question about Americans and the things they really cherish, as opposed to what they claim to cherish.

    2. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by wytcld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The core of American thought is pragmatic. The libertarians hold positions on individual freedom that are close to old American traditions, but they hold to them idealistically - as matters of "purified" ideology - rather than pragmatically. So, for instance, they want the government to back off from any control, but because they want the "pure" form of this, they don't even want government to restrain corporations which themselves are similar in power and wealth to many of the national governments elsewhere on this planet.

      A pragmatic approach to liberty is to play the power centers off against each other, so that the individual has some chance of slipping between them. But the idealistic approach of the American libertarians merely hobbles government powers - which coincidentally explains why major funding for the libertarian institutions such as Cato comes from large corporations and those who control them.

      Libertarianism in short is the ultimate scam, a coordinated attempt at the theft of individual liberty on behalf of large corporate powers - the same powers which then turn around and control much of the very government their libertarian front groups are pretending to help us protect ourselves from. This isn't to slight individual libertarians. Many of them are bright and well-meaning. But, like Madoff investors, they're dupes.

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      "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    3. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by eredin · · Score: 1

      FWIW, since Libertarians tend to want to return to sound money and abolish the Fed and the legalized counterfeiting that is the fractional-reserve banking system, claiming that they want to deregulate banks isn't exactly accurate.

      It's probably closer to the truth to say that they want to do away with the legislation that allowed the current fiscal crisis to occur. I think the current economic situation reflects the "negative externalities" and "systemic risks to economies" that a Libertarian approach would have completely prevented.

      I think the Libertarian position is more closely aligned with the average American's ideals than any other party. Just because you disagree with some of the most extreme ideas, doesn't mean they don't deserve your vote. I would guess you disagree with the most extreme ideas of the Republicans and Democrats, too.

    4. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      This is why libertarians look stupid.

      Take any one of their aims regarding small government and private responsibility, for instance ask about melamine in milk, they'll say, "oh but of course we'll allow regulation of that", so you say what about lead in petrol or paint, and they'll say "oh but of course we'll allow regulation of that", then take any other subject where the government should be involved because private industry is out to screw the public, and they'll say "oh but of course we'll allow regulation of that".

      What you end up with, and what libertarians fail or refuse to recognise, is what we already have !
      Big government with lots of regulation.

      the only way out is to :
      a) Force people to be more responsible (ain't gonna happen)
      b) Force corporations to be more responsible (ain't gonna happen)
      c) Force politicians to assume less power and take less kickbacks (ain't gonna happen)

      Besides which if you have to force anybody, it isn't really libertarian is it ?
      Libertarianism is about as workable as communism, ie. it's an immature pipe dream.

    5. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      I think the current economic situation reflects the "negative externalities" and "systemic risks to economies" that a Libertarian approach would have completely prevented.

      Since the "current economic situation" was caused by the lack of regulation and over-leveraging of assets, Libertarianism would have made the problem worse, not better.

    6. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by eredin · · Score: 1

      The "regulation" you seek is the Fed's reserve requirement, and the over-leveraging was made possible due to the Fed's fractional-reserve banking policies. You can't over-leverage something that can't be leveraged at all.

    7. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I guess that's the sort of thing I'm looking for. I just wonder why nothing has yet filled that need, if the Libertarian party has diverted so far from that completely reasonable path. If the answer is "no one really wants that", then I suppose that answers the question about Americans and the things they really cherish, as opposed to what they claim to cherish.

      People don't vote for what they cherish. They vote against what they hate. Libertarians are anti-welfare anti-SS. Thus, they will wipe out all the good safety nets we have in place to keep people from dying of poverty in the US. Sure, they claim that private charities would fill the need, but if that was the case, there wouldn't have been the compulsion to put these systems in place.

      So they lose the vote of those that would love to give 10% of their income as a "tithe" to the government for essentially charitable functions (under the requirement that everyone else do the same). But to make it purely voluntary is to destroy the system. People will focus on inequities and bitterness will ensue, and the system will fail.

      Then they run candidates that are pro-life on a pro-choice platform. I have no idea how someone that has been shown to be a pro-life voter will vote when they run on a pro-choice platform. And that's a divisive issue. Half think it's slavery, and the other half murder. So the Libertarians can *never* win with the pro-lifer running as a pro-choice, because both sides will think he will come down on the opposite of what they want.

      And Libertarians seem stupid. No, really. Ive heard them say they are pro-rights, like the right to travel (when talking about licensing and such) but then say that they are pro-property rights and anti-government monopoly. So roads and sidewalks would be privately owned, with me not having the "right" to use them. If I have the right to travel, how could I exercise that with all transportation being privately owned and they could all turn down my request to travel? It's not intellectually consistent. And it's something that I can't really figure out what the official stance is on that point. If they can't figure out things like that, how can I take them seriously?

    8. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If some party did fill that need, how would the farcical 2-party system survive? What would America be without D vs. R or Tastes Great vs. Less Filling?

      No, only a system with two opposing parties each advocating half common sense and half bullshit will work.

    9. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are you going to realize that you can't have this? Every special interest group thinks *theirs* is the one that warrants suppression of individual rights or the confiscation of private product. They all eventually win, because no principle stands in their way and, from a pragmatic perspective, each concession by itself is just a papercut. Fast forward a few generations and you have a socialist nation that confiscates over half of product of its citizens to produce poor once-size-fits-all solutions to yesterday's problems.

      On the pollution issue, costing of negative externalities is exactly what libertarians suggest. No one listens to them. They always opt for regulations that immediately become dated and which are often written by the industries in question to begin with.

      On the public education side... do you realize that our nation's rise to greatness was completed before there was ever a Federal Department of Education? It only began operation in 1980. Let's get back to that at the Federal level and then let each state carry on their individual debates within their own borders. That's all that any libertarian candidate for president has ever suggested (and any republican until 16 or so years ago).

    10. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      If I push you back, and push you back, and push you back, and one day I let go and you trip and faceplant, is it because of the lack of me pushing you back that you fell, or because I was pushing you back in the first place? Does it mean that you want me to push you back forever because if I don't push you back you'll fall on your face every time?

      Deregulation causes bubbles, directly analogous to you stumbling forward when I stop pushing you. That's a simple truth of the matter. The government destabilizes the market forming a bubble, then the bubble bursts, the malinvestment is liquidated, and a new market price is found.

      This doesn't mean that regulation would have prevented it. It means regulation caused it by destabilizing the market. If the government hadn't meddled in the free market, the banks would already know what they can and can't do from experience.

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    11. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      It means regulation caused it by destabilizing the market.

      Is day still night where you live? Regulation makes for STABLE markets. Less regulation makes for LESS stable markets.

      If the government hadn't meddled in the free market, the banks would already know what they can and can't do from experience.

      They already had that experience - see the stock market crash and the Great Depression. And the investment bankers would do the same thing all over again, because who cares if your bank goes under in five years as long as you're taking home millions in the process?

    12. Re:precisely because most Americans don't agree by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It's unintuitive, but controlling something tightly then letting go completely will result in a temporary upset, even if the natural state of something is within acceptable parameters.

      Empirical data shows this, making it a statement of fact, not a statement of conjecture. When private ownership of gold was legalized in the 70s, after decades of making private gold ownership illegal, the price skyrocketed to highs that have never been touched since. After the bubble burst, the price of gold has been relatively consistent (accounting for inflation) ever since.

      The Great Depression is a poor example of a free market failure. It was caused by the Enlarged Homestead Act of 1909, which gave 320 acres (1.3 km2) to farmers who accepted lands which could not be irrigated, leading directly to the dust bowl, which was a major factor in the depression. The fact that credit had just been destabilized by the creation of the central federal reserve bank created a short era where easy credit and easy speculative gambles turned a simple deregulatory bubble into a great depression, just like today a number of simple deregulatory bubbles have been made infinitely worse by a federal reserve which thinks lower interest rates will solve the problem, rather than simply decrease the pain back then so we can experience it today(Debt must be paid back, and people don't spend during those periods).

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  75. Complying is easy for everyone by Tjebbe · · Score: 1

    Once the manufacturers get into the action and build devices that send all their logs to the appropriate agency. Then those will be mandated for everyone who can't keep their logs themselves. And the rest will be red-flagged.

  76. State's rights by jdh3.1415 · · Score: 1

    I have to obey is my home state legislature, since I operate completely and wholly within the state.

    Will you configure your access point to block any packets that might cross state lines? The giant loop hole in our constitution, The Commerce Clause, has successfully been used in far more tenuous circumstances to justify laws that encroach on state's rights.

  77. Home grown? by m509272 · · Score: 1

    Apparently Pelosi has been passing out the home grown across the aisles too. So I guess every wireless device's MAC address will have to be registered as you purchase it? Oops, there's that darn MAC spoofing thing going on. So if something "illegal" is downloaded via wireless and none of my devices match the MAC address in the log I'm absolved, right? I'm glad our government has the time to waste on things like this. What country can I move to where the government is efficient even if it is corrupt? This corrupt and ignorant stuff just isn't working for me anymore.

  78. A victory for open source. by awshidahak · · Score: 1

    If you have to maintain logs for two years, but generally need to fresh reinstall at least once a year (in my experience) then it should be illegal to use windows?

  79. Yeah, right, this is gonna happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever noticed how many wireless routers are out there in the wild that have the default ID of "linksys" or whatever due to the fact that MOST people just follow the basic directions (maybe!) and never, ever go through the configuration on the routers built-in web server? Security? Ha! Logging? Double Ha!

    FAIL FAIL FAIL

  80. Mandatory firmware updates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1) Does the proposed bill provide that all manufacturers who have sold networking equipment in the last 10 years in the US be required to provide free, mandatory firmware updates to enable this sort of logging for home users? What about companies that are no longer in business, so the end-users are unable to get a patch to enable this functionality?

    I don't think your typical 'home gateway' router or 'home wireless router' currently on the market actually has any logging capability built in. So, that means that you would need a firmware update to add such functionality. Not to mention that most of them don't have any significant amount of non-volatile memory to save the logs to, which means that users would have to regularly backup the logs to their PC hard drive, then clear the routers built-in memory.

    Besides that, I don't think the Constitution allows for the government to *require* me, as a private citizen not engaging in commercial activity, to keep records, does it? Whatever happened to freedom? I mean, the Constitution does allow for the government to seize my records (with a warrant) *if I have any records*, but I see nothing in the Constitution that provides for the government to be allowed to *force* citizens to create or retain records (the situation might be different for businesses, because Congress is granted "Interstate Commerce" regulation authority, but what I do at home, when I'm not making any profit on the activity, does not seem to fall under that Authority)?

  81. No shit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The cops can get a no-knock warrant in seconds, based on any made-up bogus reasons they feel like, and they will kick in your door at 3:00AM, shoot your dog immediately, tear the hell out of your house while holding a machinegun to your head against the floor, and if they find nothing, all they say is oops, sorry, and you have no recourse.

    Welcome to 21st century Amerika.

  82. Well Meaning, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The legislators are well-meaning, but very misguided. Like many such laws, the effect will be that individual or mom-and-pop operations will cease or cause otherwise decent people to become criminals. The criminals will just develop better methods and stay ahead of law enforcement who are by this, in effect, asking the general public to become law enforcement agents. A sad commentary on the mindset of law enforcement and political leadership.

  83. I need a subsidy and Federal Assistance by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    Well, i need subsidy from the ARRA funds to the tune of $353,000 this year, a tax break on the paper i buy, and a bailout for coming two years since i won't be able to work maintaining these records.

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  84. All my logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are located in /dev/zero. You can read them, if you like. Oh, has someone overwritten them with zeros? Well, sucks to be you...

  85. Easy hardware implementation -- for NEW routers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can easily imagine them doing this. All the manufacturers have to do is build in a flash drive and log the connections. Lots of wireless routers have USB ports already and support attached USB storage. This would be simply an internal USB device that never goes away. At the same time, it would make sense to build in some kind of back door access so that law enforcement can dump the data without a warrant or even physical possession of the device. Just imagine the exploit possibilities.

    But I'm sure the government would not entrust such an undertaking to a technologically inept company. Surely, they would choose a highly reliable company with a background in security. Like Diebold. Of course, they would use something really robust, provided by a trustworthy vendor. Like Microsoft Access.

    Seriously, I can easily imagine people faking the logs or hacking the firmware. It wouldn't take much to produce "reasonable doubt" and trash the reliability of the data. If by some chance the "Safety police" try to initiate a download of logs and it fails, their options are severely limited. What happens if the log consists of nothing more than a bunch of VPN connections? Ooops.

    The only people who will be unable to avoid this scheme are libraries, internet cafes, and law-abiding citizens. The people whose criminal activity is worthy of this type of audit trail are the ones least likely to be affected by it.

  86. Blown out of proportion.....again by Selivanow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ok, so everyone thinks that this is going to be a big deal. How many of you have actually read Title 18 section 2703 (you should also read chapters 119 and 121 in their entirety as the include definitions)?

    from Title 18, Chapter 121, Section 2711:

    (2) the term "remote computing service" means the provision to the public of computer storage or processing services by means of an electronic communications system;

    now, I don't know about you, but my WiFi router is not for the PUBLIC. Of course IANAL, but it appears that I do not operate a "remote computing service" nor am I a provider of an "electronic communication service". I provide no service to anyone outside of my family.

    So, I fail to see the trouble here. They want ISPs, and WiFi hotspots (ie: Restaurants, Coffee Shops, etc.) to retain records. Note how it does not say you must OBTAIN information from your customers, just retain what information you have.

    One other thing that I have not seen mentioned yet. MAC addresses are not guaranteed to be unique, only unique on a particular LAN. There is no guarantee that no two wireless devices that ever connect to your WiFi will not have the same MAC address. This coupled with the fact that there is no way to track a MAC address to a particular person....

    Really, why do we even bother.

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    1. Re:Blown out of proportion.....again by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      "Remote computing service" is not the definition that's important. The important definition is that for "electronic communication service", which is defined in Title 18 Chapter 119 Section 2510 as follows:

      (15) "electronic communication service" means any service which provides to users thereof the ability to send or receive wire or electronic communications

      A wireless access point is certainly an electronic communication service, whether it's run by an ISP, a coffee shop, or an average home user. Note that it doesn't say anything about public or private users; it just says "any service which provides to users thereof..."

      The idea that it be "readily accessible to the general public" is not applied to "electronic communication service" anywhere in the text of the bill (at least not that I could find) - but even if it were, many users don't bother encrypting their wireless access points, so they are obviously readily accessible to the general public, and thus qualify for the logging requirements either way.

      So sorry, you're wrong.

  87. they WANT you to get worked up about THIS! by xevocius · · Score: 1

    It is obvious to everyone that a bill requiring even home wi-fi users to keep logs for 2 years would never get passed, or at the very least, would not be enforceable. The politicians aren't so stupid that they don't realize this. They make the bill so over-encompassing so that they can later "compromise" and make everyone happy. Oh, the compromised bill will still require the ISPs to log all of our information, and it may even require router makers to automatically keep logs that can later be read by law enforcement. But I am betting the compromised bill will no longer require private wi-fi users to keep their logs for 2 years. Since this will make the average home user happy (hey, they no longer have to worry about their own connection), the bill will easily pass. Try to look beyond the most obvious flaws in the bill, and see it for what it really is: a way for the government to spy on its citizens with the full cooperation of the ISPs.

  88. CALEA already exists by witherstaff · · Score: 1

    CALEA - Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act - already exists requiring the provider of the 'last link' to give data feed access to the feds upon a request. The way it reads the last link is responsible, not the ISP. This means almost every WIFI hot spot out there is already breaking the law. Every small open hotspot, even at your own house if it's open to the public, is required to use their funky format and allow access. Forget that it's not actually technically doable without very fancy equipment. Forget that even Meraki gear, partly owned by do no evil Google, can't handle it. It doesn't matter, it's the law.

    Oh don't forget it's a 10,000 A DAY fine for non compliance and you are not allowed to pull the feed once they request it. You also can't talk about it.

  89. Who will pay for this? by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 1

    My WAP doesn't have the ability to produce a log of use at all (and it was purchased new last summer) and there's no newer FW update to support logs....so....who will be buying me a new WAP? The GOP, I presume? Or the Government? Someone other than me, because I should not have to suffer financially because they're on a power trip.

  90. Bill also requires HOME users to keep logs?!?! by Darkk · · Score: 1

    Why should they put the burden on home users when they can't even friggin secure their WiFi access?!?!? The wireless routers should have WPA enabled by default forcing people to read the damn manual.

    I can see manufacturer's marketing now "This router complies with the 'you lost your rights to privacy law' and keep out hackers too!

    Unreal.

  91. Sure you can have my logs... they're out back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm happy to loan a couple cords worth to the government. I wouldn't want any bureaucrat to freeze this winter while thinking up more hairbrained ideas. But you'll have to cut and split them yourself.

  92. Gentleman's agreement by KudyardRipling · · Score: 0

    What could happen is that router manufacturers could (be compelled to) agree to a system that creates a VPN connection to Big Brother to send the log data. No large storage would be required. Every x hours, the log would be sent to Big Brother. If such routers cannot communicate with said computers, it would either shut down, operated in cripple mode or report such as obstruction of government administration. This would be a boom for software based routers.

    Whatever allows government to exercise as much authority over as many individuals for as long as the people tolerate.

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  93. So just turn off DHCP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are an internet cafe, just have a bunch of hang tags numbered 1-254, and tell people that the ip range is 192.168.5.X, subnet mask 255.255.255.0, and gateway 192.168.5.0.

    If you want to connect, you grab a tag, connect, and when you are done, you return the tag for someone else to use. No DHCP = no problem, right?

    It would be a hassle for users. But it's cheaper than 2 years of logs.

  94. And related to that: integrity by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    And even if he can manage to somehow do it, what are you going to do, introduce these logs as evidence in a criminal court?

    Introduce logs stored on a computer belonging to the kind of people who execute any malware you ask them to? As evidence, these logs have no integrity and are worthless.

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  95. syslog.gov: my new internet null device by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Nice DoS target.

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  96. Umm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me ask David Spade if this is a good idea.....umm, no. The answer is always NO.

  97. Bladerunner by scorpivs · · Score: 1

    Neither to condemn nor defend those who use the stuff, but said legislation, Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act, smacks to me of the same methods and means as the Marijuana Tax Act.

    Further, the "act" from the same "key" legislators having thus far failed to equate the dangers and responsibilties of navigating the information "superhighway" with real roads, real cars, and real dangerous drivers;
    The simplest solution (Achem's Razor) would be to take the internet away from kids until they're old enough to drive.

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  98. my router has a log? by wardk · · Score: 1

    I bet most of congress doesn't know what a router even is

  99. RTFA Home Users - Static IP's by DevConcepts · · Score: 1

    "~identity of a user of a temporarily assigned network address the service assigns to that user [i.e., DHCP].'~"
    Use static IP's, turn off DHCP and don't log.

  100. Re:Average *technical* user! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    You hit on the phrase that's the extra-oomph scary part. I'm easily a midrange user ... but no expert. I have no idea how to do all this stuff.

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  101. Find Your Senators and Reps here - by JCSoRocks · · Score: 3, Informative

    Senators and Representatives. There you go, it doesn't get much simpler than that.
    1. Follow the links
    2. Cut and paste the above post
    3. Slap your name on it
    4. ??
    5. Profit! We as a nation will profit from having one less retarded bill rammed through.

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    1. Re:Find Your Senators and Reps here - by Still+an+AC · · Score: 1

      So I'm at Chuck Schumer's Contact Page http://schumer.senate.gov/new_website/contact.cfm and I can only select from a number of items to comment on, which in turn has a sub-category I need to select... None of which apply to Technology or Stupid Bills we're thinking of passing.

      Guess I need to pick Defense/Personal or Education/Other (as in his)?

      After I RTFA, to refer to the correct Bill (S.436 in the Senate and H.R.1076 in the House), I see this bill is call "Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act," or Internet Safety Act, more Think of the Children BS. Guess I know what category to use now....

    2. Re:Find Your Senators and Reps here - by neonleonb · · Score: 1

      I find that Project VoteSmart makes it very easy to look up all sorts of information about your representatives, including their contact information.

    3. Re:Find Your Senators and Reps here - by Still+an+AC · · Score: 1

      Sorry about the 'double reply' but I just went to http//writerep.house.gov and firefox is bitching about an invalid security certificate. They expect everyone in the country to keep logs, etc and they can't even keep their site straight...

  102. Warning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The user "Erris" is an Erris sockpuppet.

    1. Re:Warning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you have been ordered to Nigger tears duty. That's right 12 Black men will have their way with you prison rape style for the rest of the weekend. Better watch out for big Tyrone he will turn your ass into a beachball holder.Hope your idea of a great saturday night is eating 12 gallons of cum.

  103. What? by tjstork · · Score: 1

    No, without the ability to speak anonymously, things that are "objectionable" or "taboo" will never be spoken as no one will want their name associated with it, even if its not illegal.

    That's crazy talk. In America, people that say things that are objectionable and taboo wind up making millions of dollars. Anymore, people just don't give a damn what anyone says. My wife and I were talking about the Beatles had to make clever drug references in their songs and there was a huge controversy when they did it, and now, no one even cares.

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  104. people tend to cherish it in a vague way by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The cynical explanation is that most people everywhere are populist at heart, which leads to a mish-mash of policies depending on what's popular and who the bogeyman is today. The right- and left-wingers have both typically been better at painting vivid images of bogeymen (whether fat-cat bankers or hordes of immigrants or whatever), and foment a sense of Emergency that Something Has to Be Done. In those conditions, the people promoting principled ideologies and cautious approach are usually steamrollered over by hare-brained solutions to the Emergency.

    There's a certain populist ring to the classical liberal ideology of a level playing field with some moderate safety net, anyone can succeed but nobody starves, etc., but it's all a positive feel-good sort of vibe. I guess you can win on that sort of sentiment (it was a lot of Obama's "hope" campaign), but it's trickier. The good bogeymen I can think of focus only on one aspect so are already owned by the right or left; e.g. the opposite of civil libertarianism is 1984-style authoritarianism, but the left is already playing that sort of thing up in opposition to e.g. Guantanamo Bay.

    A class-based analysis also gives a sort of population reason for it, since it tends to associate classical liberalism, and the similar European market liberal parties, as the ideology of the merchant classes, i.e. the educated middle and upper-middle class.

    The entrenched upper classes tend to be more interested in maintaining their current position and exploiting networks of existing power, so aren't very in favor of dynamic markets and low barriers to entry, market fairness, social safety nets, etc. The lower classes tend to be more interested in immediate improvements to their position, and uncovering misdeeds of the higher classes that are allegedly responsible for their poorer position. Sometimes they also vote for conservative parties for reasons of religiosity or tradition. Neither of those classes, though, lend themselves to classical- or market-liberal types of positions. And there aren't enough educated middle-class folks who really understand and believe in the tradition of Voltaire, John Stuart Mill, Thomas Jefferson, etc.

  105. government fairness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think the conclusion that can be drawn from this is quite simple. the government exhibits the same growth pattern as bacteria, doubling its size every four seconds. you already have to keep very specific financial records for years as if it's any of their god damn business. soon you'll have to keep accurate records of every time and place that you shit, piss, or orgasm. the shitting and pissing records are for the clear purpose of taxing sewer usage more fairly. the orgasm reporting forms will be for the purpose of tracking individuals who knowingly spread venereal diseases but will later be used to tax sex. clearly, individuals who have sex more often should pay higher taxes than those who never get any. you see, it's all about fairness. that's why government is totally out of control, and it's only going to get worse. and because YOU won't do anything about it, you deserve what you're going to get.

  106. sound money requires government power, though by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I don't actually see how you can outlaw fractional-reserve banking in a free society, since it requires central power to prohibit it. Say everyone started using gold coins tomorrow. This is actually kind of inconvenient, especially for large sums, so people would start producing "accounts" in which you could store your coins, and you could transfer gold to/from people with tokens, physical or electronic. Since not everyone needs to redeem their gold at the same time, some of these transaction services might lend some of the money out again, not operating at full reserve. As long as you agree to that in the contract when you sign up for an account with them, that seems perfectly legitimate to me.

    1. Re:sound money requires government power, though by eredin · · Score: 1

      A contract is exactly the point. Libertarians are all about making and enforcing contracts. If you contract with a bank to hold your money for you payable on demand, it should be available for you on demand. If you agree to leave it with them for a some period of time so they can lend it out at interest, no problem.

      If you want to agree to an account where your deposits are payable on demand, but the bank says it might not be there, because they might lend it out--and you're willing to take that risk--no problem (and no one to complain to when you can't get your money). It's all about the contract.

      Today, the Fed decides what those terms are going to be, and people just have to accept that the terms are ok. Fact is, they aren't ok.

      Fractional reserve banking creates money that doesn't exist. If the whole banking system involved $100 that you deposited, then I borrowed $90 to pay you for some work, then you deposited that $90--you'd have $190 in the bank. If I default on my loan, how can you get your $190 out of the bank?

      Multiply this situation by the money in our economy and it's obvious that the Fed and their attempts to manipulate the money supply have (at the very least) enabled our current banking crisis to happen.

      I don't believe fractional-reserve banking should be outlawed, I simply don't believe that it should be the government-mandated way to do banking. Whatever agreement you make with your banker is ok with me.

    2. Re:sound money requires government power, though by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It's breaking the contract unless you decide in advance that "a bank" means "a modern bank".

      The problem with banks has always been that they lend more than they have, leading to "bank runs". This was a major cause of the 1908 panic, as well as the great depression. If banks were forced to hang onto money that was actually theirs, then bank runs would be impossible. Originally, banks were meant to simply be a 'bank', where you'd store gold. The problem is, at one point they started lending out things they were supposed to be storing -- imagine if a storage company was charging rent to lend out your posessions after you put them into their locker! Instead of fessing up, they made that the legal standard.

      When the dollar went off the gold standard under Nixon, that was literal legalized theft. In this case, we went from "Ok, banks can lend more gold than they actually have" to "Ok, banks don't need to ever give back the gold".

      Until that point, every bank run was caused by people losing confidence and taking the money that was supposed to be in the banks out. If they were honest companies, only lending their excess capital, then they'd be perfectly fine. They might have to close their doors if they didn't get any customers back, but everyone would have their money. Instead, only the quick ones got their money back, because the banks had lent out the money that wasn't theirs to lend, leading to bank closures and people losing their money.

      Today, we've got all sorts of insane rules, so the banks don't even need to maintain a balance sheet. They can lend out 3 dollars for every dollar they get from depositors. There's nothing even remotely real about banking. So when there's a crisis, it means that they've created so much fake money, that they can't even justify creating more out of thin air!

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  107. Guilty until proven innocent. by y86 · · Score: 1

    "SINCE YOU DON'T HAVE THE LOGS YOU WERE REQUIRED TO KEEP TO PROVE YOU DIDN'T ACCESS THAT CHILD PORN... ON YOUR OPEN NETWORK... YOU ARE GUILTY"

    "I ask the jury, why would he not have logs -- if he were innocent?"

    Oh yeah, this is next great thing from the US Senate. You don't get a 22% approval rating by doing things right.

  108. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not like people can't just create bogus log files. We all know there's no way to spoof a MAC address and connect to your own, or another router. (sarcasm).

  109. Imagine reaction if they expected telephone logs by DutchUncle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    /.ers have too narrow a viewpoint. We actually envision doing this. Instead, let's publicize to the entire "normal" non-technical world how the government expects everyone to keep two years' logs of all of their communications, like all of your phone call records, so they can be inspected at any time. After all, cordless phones on standard frequencies are totally unsecured, and someone might have made a call to a terrorist on your phone line, so maybe you should record your phone line too. THAT is something that the average person can understand as (1) a burden to maintain, (2) an invasion of privacy, and (3) a change from presumed innocence to presumed guilt. That last one is the most dangerous. It used to be authorities had to prove I was doing something wrong; this bill seems to say that I have to continually maintain and update my records to prove that I was not doing something wrong, and it is assumed that if I can't produce those records then I'm hiding something and am guilty. Very, very dangerous.

  110. Cornyn by visible.frylock · · Score: 1

    ----"While the Internet has generated many positive changes in the way we communicate and do business, its limitless nature offers anonymity that has opened the door to criminals looking to harm innocent children," U.S. Sen. John Cornyn, a Texas Republican, said at a press conference on Thursday. "Keeping our children safe requires cooperation on the local, state, federal, and family level."----

    As a Texan, I officially apologize, a thousand times over, for John Fucking Cornyn. This guy needs to go down.

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  111. The worst part... by Endo13 · · Score: 1

    ...is that all this time, money and energy is being spent on bolstering a terrible system that already horribly violates the rights of the public. We shouldn't even be having this discussion at all.

    Fix copyright law so it does what it's supposed to and all of these problems will cease to exist, virtually overnight.

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  112. Good Experts. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    "2. It will require expertise which most people simply don't have, forcing everybody to hire IT professionals to manage their home networks. (Ask your congerssperson if they know how to set up such a log without enlisting the help of an expert. Then ask them how a working-class family could ever afford to hire such help simply to use the Internet on their home laptops.)"

    I remember a time when content ripping and P2P downloading required an "expert". Not anymore.

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    1. Re:Good Experts. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember a time when content ripping and P2P downloading required an "expert". Not anymore.

      I don't remember a time when either of those were mandated by law.

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  113. your all misinterpreting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uuuuh you guys sure are talking alot obout home users having to setup logs, im a home user and i dont have a hotspot, my network is private and secured so i dont have to log anything, however my isp will be logging everything i do. which is kinda like having your phone tapped by att incase the government ever decideds to investigate you they can just look at the logs

  114. Wikipedia, so what. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia isn't enlightment, its censorship of the masses censored by the people that run it. It's useful sometimes, but to say that "chilling effect" matters is ridiculous.

    I mean, seriously, what is it that you want to say, but you feel like you can't say in person? What, you don't like black people? There's web sites for that. You don't like white people? sites for that. Or women, or dogs, or you like to engage in some kind of gay stuff? There's sites out there just like that.

    What are you afraid to say? You can say it now...

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    1. Re:Wikipedia, so what. by csartanis · · Score: 1

      I want to say this:

      1) I dont want to be monitored.
      2) I dont want to be watched.
      3) I dont want to be followed.
      4) I have done nothing wrong.
      5) I have committed no crime.

      There are people that consider these things to be criminal and saying them in person will get you attention. Unfortunately, people like you are part of the problem.

    2. Re:Wikipedia, so what. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      You left a big one out. You really want to say is that you want to use other people's internet properties without them knowing it. You want to touch other people's real estate online, without any accountability. Yours is not the only interest involved and for that reason, you cannot claim absolute rights.

      AS a practical matter, your insistence on anonymity as a right costs a lot of other people a lot of money that you do not appear to want to pay. They have to pay more for the security, the downtime, the loss of flexibility that goes with having systems where users are unaccountable. If there were no costs associated with anonymity, I'd sure, fine, its a good idea. But the cost of anonymity means I have to have anti-virus software, can't run as admin all the time, can't use certain techniques to access a SQL database from a web page.. all these things cost me time and money, and I'm not sure I wouldn't be willing to just give up a name in exchange for using my computer without having to worry that some asshole from Russia is going to turn me into a botnet.

      I mean yeah, you can trot out "he who trades freedom for security deserves neither", but that same person who said that also presided over a constitutional convention that produced a government charged with providing some security for the people so that they can prosper in peace.

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    3. Re:Wikipedia, so what. by csartanis · · Score: 1

      But the cost of anonymity means I have to have anti-virus software, can't run as admin all the time, can't use certain techniques to access a SQL database from a web page..

      No, you have to do these things because the people that designed your operating system did a crappy job. Is it a good idea to walk around a dark parking lot at night shouting about how much money is in your wallet as long as there is a security camera watching over you? You are responsible for your own safety, stop insisting that you are so incompetent that the government has to trample everyone's rights just to protect you a little bit.

      ...and I'm not sure I wouldn't be willing to just give up a name in exchange for using my computer without having to worry that some asshole from Russia is going to turn me into a botnet.

      And no amount of laws passed in the U.S. are going to stop those Russians from attacking your PC. Giving up your own freedom because you are convinced it is the only way to fix things makes you no safer and continues your slide into a world of constant surveillance.

    4. Re:Wikipedia, so what. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you - I cannot believe I was reading a defense of this proposed legislation, on Slashdot, by a guy who thinks it will help stop Russian hackers.

      w-t-f indeed

    5. Re:Wikipedia, so what. by tjstork · · Score: 1

      No, you have to do these things because the people that designed your operating system did a crappy job.

      No, that's retarded. If there were no hackers, or a sufficiently reduced number of them, then, I would not need to pay for all this security at all.

      Is it a good idea to walk around a dark parking lot at night shouting about how much money is in your wallet as long as there is a security camera watching over you

      First off, if, the death penalty were used sufficiently, the likelihood of being assailed would be diminished. Why do we still have any murderers alive? Secondly, if I had a gun, I could shoot the attacker, and that brings me to my third point, in an anonymous internet, I do not know who the attacker is. There's a difference between being responsible for one's own security and making it easier for thieves - its like when stupid liberals have laws that say you cannot defend your house from a burglar and have to call the police.

      And no amount of laws passed in the U.S. are going to stop those Russians from attacking your PC. Giving up your own freedom because you are convinced it is the only way to fix things makes you no safe

      Stop it with your two cent half witted sloganing of absolutes that aren't true. Absolutes can always be deflated by a contrary extreme? Do you say that police states can't make you safer? Sure they can. I mean, you can argue against this logic all you want, but I guarantee you that after the holocaust very few people were ever mugged by a jew.

      But I'm not advocating a police state. I just want lawless nations chopped off of the internet. I can't get attacked from Russia if the wire is unplugged.

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  115. Good Lumber. by Ostracus · · Score: 1

    The lumber industry is in on it!

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  116. Good news / bad news by wgkylep · · Score: 1

    As a citizen I'm outraged and this is the Stupid Congressional Idea of the Month ... As an employee of a network firewall company that includes log servers as part of our default installation package, thanks for the marketing efforts, Congress!

  117. GOP by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that the idiocy of the GOP continues unabated.

    It's sad to realize that the moronic Dems will probably also vote for this.

    The only thing that will save us is that ISPs will fight this tooth and nail

    Of course, the big ISPs will probably agree to do it since they can afford it and it will help them drive the small ISPs out of business.

    What a great system of government we have... not.

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      George and Teddy and friends. They're they neighborhood bullies. On any given day, they'll give you a choice of which one is going to beat you up. Who do you like best, George or Teddy?

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  118. Meanwhile in France... by mmu_man · · Score: 1

    While ISP are required to keep logs already, on tuesday when introducing the debate on yet another clueless copyright bill, the Minister of Culture told her intentions of requiring public access wifi (schools, towns, ..) to only allow a whitelist of sites.
    The opposition deputee ironized telling it could include the governement and the UMP (the majority party) sites...

    What a shame, really!

  119. I suppose I take a more pessimistic view by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I mean before deposit insurance, that was more or less the system we had. But people didn't all gravitate towards full-reserve banks, despite actually bearing 100% of the risk if a bank went bust. I blame people being short-sighted: they'll go for the fractional-reserve bank if it doesn't seem that likely to fail in the immediate future, and pays better interest. Then when the banks actually do fail, especially a lot of them at once, people demand something be done about it. Which is why we have deposit insurance now, and even the last European holdouts against deposit insurance are instituting it after this round.

    I guess I don't have that much confidence things wouldn't work out the same way in another go-around. The fractional-reserve gold banks would become more popular than the full-reserve ones, creating the same money-multiplier issues you describe. Then when some of them went bust, people would demand something be done to restore their savings.

    1. Re:I suppose I take a more pessimistic view by eredin · · Score: 1

      If people think the government is looking out for them, they tend to not look out for themselves. The government should put in place sound money and a solid body of contract law that enables people to look out for themselves, but should otherwise let people work out whatever banking deal suits them.

      Deposit insurance is a fine option for those who want to pay the premiums, but even insurance companies can't guarantee full payment in the case of disaster.

      The FDIC can only fully guarantee deposits because the gov't can print more money if necessary, but every time they print more fiat currency, the value of my money--and yours--decreases. Foisting this on the taxpayer means that the prudent and careful end up subsidizing those who seek rewards without risk.

  120. Yes! I will keep log files! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I be more than happy to keep info on myself... I'll turn over the logs to whomever wants them...

    In KLINGON.

    Maybe I'll even ROT13 them as well, just for own personal laughs as well!

  121. Hmm.... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Is the response "All my logs are right here in this 200 pound case of paper punch cards... what do you mean, you don't have any equipment that will read them?" an acceptable answer when they request your logs? Or would paper tape be a better media on which to store logs?

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    1. Re:Hmm.... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      That question came up in another discussion. Seems the answer is you'd get arrested for obstruction of justice, or some such nonsense.

      But otherwise... yeah, on punch cards AND as bits, not bytes. ;)

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  122. IP MASQ makes this useless though by Ioldanach · · Score: 1

    I don't understand where logging the DHCP data connecting the IP address to the MAC address for a particular timeframe even gets you anything in a home environment. If the home user's wifi is assigning the IP address then its almost certainly an IP masquerading system. So I record that 00:21:91:21:12:19 got assigned 192.168.1.121 on my LAN. So what? Its not like that IP address, or even that MAC address ever gets shown to anyone. Unless I misunderstand, the router passes on the request as if it came from itself, and knows where to pass the conversation back to via which ports and IP address in the outside world the packets come back from. The other server isn't going to ever see 192.168.1.121 in their logs, so they're not going to know which machine to request info on. As far as they know, the connection originated from somewhere in my network, but that doesn't narrow down where at all.

  123. Slashdot readers ARE NOT LAWYERS! by LonghornXtreme · · Score: 2, Informative

    LOL. It actually DOES take a law degree. Words in a legal sense quite often have a different 'meaning' than their use in the common vernacular.

    What if I told you that Congress can regulate the amount of wheat grown by a farmer solely for personal use, on the grounds that his action affected interstate commerce because he would not be buying wheat on the open market? Even if it would take hundreds of farmers doing the same thing to affect the supply and demand equation?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wickard_v._Filburn

    Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice.

    1. Re:Slashdot readers ARE NOT LAWYERS! by profplump · · Score: 1

      That's not a case of the legal meaning of words differing from common use, that's just an intentional misreading of the interstate commerce clause to justify the power congress wanted to grab. It's not that anyone actually believes it's genuinely constitutional, it's just that they want the power, no one is stopping them from taking it, and congress doesn't think they can, or doesn't want to bother, starting the process of changing the constitution to make their actions legal.

    2. Re:Slashdot readers ARE NOT LAWYERS! by LonghornXtreme · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I don't even know why I bother.

      You're missing the point completely. The whole point is that "interstate commerce" includes many more things than you would normally think of after a cursory reading.

      Simply dismissing reality doesn't make reality less real. 'Belief' is unimportant. Federal laws with Supreme Court approval == reality.

      I think the Wickard case is terrible; however, that's a real illustration of Congressional power under the Commerce Clause of the Constitution.

      Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer. This is not legal advice. Always consult a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction for legal advice and legal services.

  124. Logs, what logs? by das3cr · · Score: 1

    Do I have logs? If I do, where do I get them? I've never seen these logs your talking about. I don't even have a fireplace. Why would I keep them around?

    This is nonsense. There's no friggin way the fed can expect me to keep computer logs for two years. Heck, I can't even keep a hard drive two years anymore, little loan maintain a data warehouse for some law enforcement agency. Who's going to pay for that?

    This will be treated just like most un-funded mandates handed down from congress. Ignored.

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  125. Laughable by kheldan · · Score: 1

    My router keeps it's logs in RAM and is deleted every time it reboots -- which is more often than I'd like because it's D-Link firmware and it's crap like most other routers out there. Are they going to buy me a shiny new router/WAP that keeps persistent log files in perpetuity? I think not. More bullshit legislation that isn't going to go anywhere because when it comes to technical things they're talking out of their ASSES. MEMO TO LEGISLATORS: Concentrate on getting the country back on it's feet financially and stop wasting time with things nobody cares about and that you're wasting money talking about, k?

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  126. Yea right by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I generally delete my logs. If the police want to investigate crimes they're going to have to do their own legwork.

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  127. An ISP take on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am an ISP and the accounting records this refers to, is (for us anyways), what freeRadius spits out. We keep this data in a mysql database already - ip address, mac address, connect time, bytes in/out, time/date, etc. This accounting information is useful to us and powers several backend systems that are related to customer support functions. For example, we dynamically discover users and their mac addresses (we're pppoe) and when you need customer support the database lets me put in a name and all sorts of useful information (keyed from the most recently used mac address) comes back, that then lets me assist the customer effectively. There are other examples too, but the bottom line is that we have this and it's a core part of our business and we're never going to be able to 'turn it off'.

    I haven't decided how long we should be keeping the information. On the one hand, I would say 3 months is probabbly the outside of what we could possibly need for support purposes (eg: customers sometimes call after two months to say 'this never worked', so we then get the logs out and tell 'em "you gotta plug it in, dummy'). Beyond that, there are some kinds of retrospective quieries we might like to run, like max # logged in users over time, or to discover who the top bandwidth consumers are (for network peformance discovery and so forth).

    Two years wouldn't be useful to us, but the storage requirement doesn't seem too awfully bad for our 1000 customers. Right now online however I have since 2-14-08, which is the last time I cleaned out the tables. I have over 2.7 million radius accounting records, consuming about 1gb. I can do this because I have the technical resources, but I doubt home users / wifi coffee shops could.

  128. Erm... why not? by Gverig · · Score: 1

    OK, I may be a clueless bastard that believes fairy tales and does not comprehend the dangers and law of unintended stuffs and so on, but...
    1) Storage costs for ISPs. GIVE ME A BREAK! Lets say a record is 100 bytes per event (and it won't be more than that since they are only asking about DHCP records), lets say an ISP has a million users and they all get new IPs twice a day (lets pretend no cable modem is ON 24/7 for months and same IP is not reassigned to the same MAC at reconnects). Such ISP would end up with horrid 73G file a year. It would likely compress to 10% of that size with zip but lets say we keep it uncompressed. Puhlease, ISP that can't handle THAT doesn't deserve to live.
    2) Public AP. Same math- different budget or providers but I can guarantee that simple firmware update for the router and retention policy "download once a week, burn on a 30c CD and put it into a safe" or something like that can be easily implemented.
    3) Home users... Plain stupidity, don't even want to go there but router developers should start taking better care about securing this stuff by default, like forcing first password change and defaulting to WPA2.

    There were few other points floated: text files are editable, MACs are spoofable, etc. All valid, but nobody said that logs alone are supposed to carry burden of proof. Making part of evidence chain might be enough.

    Finally, privacy concerns. First, bull about "ISP would have to store mount of PII" is just that, bull, unless bill says "and will not issue such IP before driver's license or alternate form of ID is provided". Just MACIP mapping. If whoever asks for these logs can find machine with that MAC- they have something. ISPs can also (and IMO should) include customer ID number or something. Now, there is (IMO) a very legit worry about censorship and about authorities using this to inquire "how went to this Arabic newspaper site" or "who googled 'how to make a nuke from household materials'". I think this is a HUGE concern and we might want to concentrate on that and how it will play with Patriot act and such. But rest is noise (again, IMO, please correct me)

  129. will never work by professorflipwig · · Score: 1

    How do they expect ordinary people to set up a log? I know that most people with wireless networks do not even know what "DHCP" means, never mind how to monitor it. Also, where are the logs supposed to be stored? Are ordinary users supposed to have storage servers in their basements? What about all of that "conserve energy" stuff? I wish the government would get a clue. I am reminded of the "System of tubes" speech...

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  130. Not a Problem by ponraul · · Score: 1

    Just keep a paper log when you use your own access point.

    Problem Solved.

  131. Easy way around this by shrtcircuit · · Score: 1

    It's really quite simple: Any time you buy something, go plug an ethernet cable into the back of your router and do it from the wire. Now you haven't actually used your home Wifi access to enact in trade, and are therefore not responsible to log a damn thing.

    Furthermore if my ISP is logging everything I do for two years regardless, I highly doubt what my home system logs is of any consequence unless they just need more ammo to conduct a search - which is an interesting possibility - getting a subpoena to nab your gear based on "access to logs". My guess is the existence of the logs is really not as useful as the reason to enter your home.

    It's all a bunch of Orwellian bullshit anyway. I have no intention of logging anything. Maybe I can rent some colo space in some country that isn't a police state (if it exists) and run an encrypted proxy. Log that, bitches!

    1. Re:Easy way around this by patches · · Score: 1

      Couldn't your home wifi logs save you though. If your ISP is logging your internet connection activity for 2 years, and they find illegal activity, you could show on your logs that a MAC address that you don't own connected. I think it would be a get out of jail card. They couldn't prove that the illegal activity wasn't committed by the non-your MAC.....

      Just a thought....

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    2. Re:Easy way around this by genner · · Score: 1

      It's really quite simple: Any time you buy something, go plug an ethernet cable into the back of your router and do it from the wire. Now you haven't actually used your home Wifi access to enact in trade, and are therefore not responsible to log a damn thing.

      Furthermore if my ISP is logging everything I do for two years regardless, I highly doubt what my home system logs is of any consequence unless they just need more ammo to conduct a search - which is an interesting possibility - getting a subpoena to nab your gear based on "access to logs". My guess is the existence of the logs is really not as useful as the reason to enter your home.

      It's all a bunch of Orwellian bullshit anyway. I have no intention of logging anything. Maybe I can rent some colo space in some country that isn't a police state (if it exists) and run an encrypted proxy. Log that, bitches!

      Read the aritlce it affects all DHCP services even wired. The easy answer is to switch to manual addresses.

  132. Unfunded mandate? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    If I am required by law to keep my router logs for two years... well, no way my router can store that much data, so I need have it send my logs off to a syslog server or email them to me or something. I'm sure I can figre it out, but that is BILLABLE TIME. For someone less tech savvy, they might have to buy a new router or hire someone to set things up for them, costing them actual money.

    IANAL, but I believe that when federal government passes a law that mandates something that costs money, the state can resist it if there's no associated funding... State vs local governments have something like that too. Sucks that we little folks don't get the same break.

    Of course, I live in Massachusetts... whose idea of "Universal health care" is to fine the crap out of you if you can't prove you have insurance. I am used to being sh*t on by da gubbmint.

    Ok, done being histrionic now. /annoying bill DO NOT WANT

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  133. I have a simple solution. by Hordeking · · Score: 2, Funny

    This law speaks of retention, not generation.
    Ergo, the solution is to simply not generate a log.
    Hound your ISP about it, too.

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  134. Section 1983. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    [A]nd if they find nothing, all they say is oops, sorry, and you have no recourse.

    Look up Section 1983 claims sometime. The usual recourse in a 4th Amendment case is to suppress evidence against you in trial taken by illegitimate means, but if there are no charges, you can independently sue the government for violation of your civil rights via 42 USC 1983, and plaintiffs do win in cases where the police acted unreasonably.

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  135. Re:Good Joke, Public safety first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republicans should work on public safety bill requiring every household to install safety camera monitoring neighborhood and keep tapes for two years

  136. Disagree with premise by TheLink · · Score: 1

    But the 1st lecture is based on an incorrect premise. So I'm not sure if I should waste my time on the other lectures.

    The statement "Governments derive their just power from the consent of the governed." is incorrect. I don't care whether it was Thomas Jefferson who said it or not. I say he's wrong.

    Governments do not get their just power from whether they have consent or not.

    Governments that are just, _serve_ the people they govern (and serve them well I hope).

    After all, it is possible (though hopefully unlikely) that an unjust government could have consent of the governed. Especially a devious and dishonest government.

    People never consented to being born into a world and to be governed by the laws of physics or Man or "Daddy". Daddy got his just power to punish and restrict you not through your consent, but because he is _serving_ you.

    You're going to end up with government and laws anyway, wherever you go (unless you're alone on some deserted island). Government and laws emerge once you have more than a few people living together. Whether people consent to them emerging or not is pretty much irrelevant.

    What people should do is work towards getting governments and laws that better serve the people.

    The US people are lucky they live in a democracy. If they really do not like any of the candidates, they can themselves be candidates. If nobody better than the candidates can or wishes to serve, then you've got the best candidates. As long as the election is not rigged, the resulting Government is a reflection of the people's will. Yes it's a distorted reflection, but keep working to improve it (and don't forget to try to working to improve the people as well - no point having a perfect reflection of an ugly image).

    Lastly, on the Constitution only restricting the government (and not the people). If that's such a wonderful thing according to the lecture, then wouldn't you prefer strong governments, and not big strong corporations - since corporations aren't restricted by the constitution. ;).

    Seriously though, as I've said what you want is a government that serves the people. Whether it is big or small is irrelevant. Don't get distracted from the important stuff.

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    1. Re:Disagree with premise by nschubach · · Score: 1

      You're premise is based on a nationalist point of view. That a government is to serve it's people by setting whatever rule the government feels is proper. (At least that's how I interpreted your response.)

      The Constitution was written to grant specific powers to the Government and no more. It was also written that we are a Federalist Republic, not a Democracy. There are some conflicts in this statement, but they are easily explained. Ultimately Democracies favor the majority and push down the minority view. This is why the founders formed the laws the way they did. The Electoral College is based on this idea. It doesn't grant power of election to the majority of the population. If we were ruled by the majority of populace, Presidential elections would be decided based on a few large cities instead of the country as a whole. This is also why they ultimately gave power to the states to nominate the President based on their populace. If we were a true Democracy, Elections would be one by whoever won New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles. Do you think that everyone in the US agrees to what someone in these cities believe?

      The Constitution doesn't grant us rights or laws. It is meant to control what the government can have domain over. Our Government has overstepped this many, many times. Our Government isn't supposed to serve the people. It's supposed to protect the rights of the people. The Bill of Rights and the Constitution are laws that state what the government cannot makes laws about. They cannot make laws to restrict our rights. (Even though they do...) This is why we are supposed to be a nation of free people. It is meant to promote local law at the city level. If you feel that a local law is too restrictive, you are more than welcome to move to a city or state that has laws that comply with your views. Creating laws at the Federal level only serves to violate this idea. Ultimately, there are provisions to petition local law as a violation to the Constitutional law, but it's been twisted to assume that laws should be national.

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    2. Re:Disagree with premise by Tycho · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that set of eight sanity draining video posted by the GP also misses this point as well: democratic governments are also intended to allow for the participation of the people in the decision making process as to how the government runs. This participation includes, but is not limited to voting. This participation can include: writing coherent letters to you elected officials, organizing a peaceful demonstration, or belonging to a group like the ACLU.

      Let's see a consumer, employee, small-scale stockholder, or a random person try that with a corporation. Consumers could try a nearly always ineffectual boycott. Or, an employee can try to join or organize a union, but that is by no means easy. Also, as all libertarians know unions are "ebil". The proxy vote of a small-scale stock holder doesn't have much effect when the executives hold over 50% of the shares, especially when there is only one candidate for each corporate office.

      In any case, the libertarian concept of a "constitutionally limited" government is flawed in several ways. For instance, the legislative branch can make legislative laws. On the other hand, the judicial branch interprets the Constitution, legislative laws, and case law coming from court decisions. If a legislative law is found to be lacking, it can be struck down by a court decision. Case law can be struck down as well by the courts or can it be overruled by newly legislated laws.

      This is roughly the legal system currently in use in the US, with probably some errors on my part. It is a system where courts can interpret the meaning of what has been written and the courts can rely on previous court decisions to make a new decision. This legal system is known as the common law system. If you do not like this legal system there are other law systems in use today, like the civil law system in France or Germany, which are a bit different.

      Oddly enough, roughly 40 years since its conceptual invention, libertarians cannot point to any country in the world where libertarianism has been adapted and where it works. Instead, the best we can do is only watch eight long, rambling videos on YouTube in which a speaker explains a system he is certain that would work. He does this, I imagine, without offering any examples of how parts of his system currently in use and how they work. I would imagine that there is also no highly detailed description of the new society, only that the new society would have more "freedom". At least until the guy with an AK-47 shoots you and steals all your stuff. You forgot to pay your monthly police bill.

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    3. Re:Disagree with premise by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that even if a government has consent from the governed it does not automatically make the government just.

      And much of lecture 1 was about consent (don't get me wrong consent is good ).

      As for your remarks:
      1) "They cannot make laws to restrict our rights"
      2) "It is meant to promote local law at the city level"
      3) "Creating laws at the Federal level only serves to violate this idea."

      I don't get that reasoning.

      Are you saying local governments are not subject to the constitution but Federal governments are?

      If they are both governments and both subject to the Constitution, I don't see how 1) results in 2). I don't see how the constitution is "meant to promote local law at the city level" as you claim.

      As for the lecture's claim about the Constitution restricting the Government:

      Maybe a Government cannot restrict your rights, but AFAIK a Government can and does restrict what you can do, and can also force you to do stuff.

      For instance the 16th amendment to the Constitution gives the Government power to take part of your income. So I guess you don't have a right to keep all of your income, at least not from the Congress.

      Also it seems both Local or Federal governments don't allow you to "bear arms" while you're in prison. But that's against the Second Amendment correct? Do you lose your constitutional rights when you go to prison[1]?

      [1] Ex-felons in many states of the USA seem to lose voting rights even after they serve their time, not just in prison.

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    4. Re:Disagree with premise by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that even if a government has consent from the governed it does not automatically make the government just.

      True. That's where the ultimate arbiter part comes in. It's inevitably up to the citizens to make sure the government is just. through serving on a jury. If you dodge the jury process or don't rule on hearings then you are not upholding your part of the deal. Jury-less hearings are a whole other matter that I won't get into.

      Are you saying local governments are not subject to the constitution but Federal governments are?

      They are both subject to it. In fact, local gun bans could be tried in court and be presented to the Judicial branch of the Federal Government and ruled upon... if someone was ballsy enough to walk through town with a mini-gun and possibly spend a few days in prison to try it. (Carrying laws that is. I don't condone anyone actually using it...) Put in front of the right judge, local gun bans could be ruled a violation of The Constitution. It's all up to how hard the citizens are willing to argue for their rights.

      Maybe a Government cannot restrict your rights, but AFAIK a Government can and does restrict what you can do, and can also force you to do stuff.

      For instance the 16th amendment to the Constitution gives the Government power to take part of your income. So I guess you don't have a right to keep all of your income, at least not from the Congress.

      The amendments have been widely disputed over the years. In fact the Bill of rights was (and is in some cases) disputed because it enumerates rights that cannot be ruled against and some argue that all rights are granted under freedom. Some would say the Bill of Rights is redundant to natural human rights.

      The Constitution grants the Legislation the right to collect funds... well, here's the text:

      The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;

      Which tells me that the 16th amendment was a direct affront to the words in the original document. Originally taxation was to be uniform and consistent and the 16th sort of throws that out the window.

      As with anything US law is considered "living law" meant to adjust to the times. IMHO, it's been bastardized from it's original intent though. We are free people who grant the government the accordance to protect our rights as human beings, not grant them. Protection of our rights includes confiscating weapons in some locations to protect the individual from others. This does not include public spaces as I read it, but to some it does. As a citizen, I would expect to have my weapon temporarily confiscated upon entering a public building protected by officials, but not a public park (unless the local laws account for a park guard to protect my right to defense.)

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    5. Re:Disagree with premise by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's laughable that most libertarians seem to think "big Gov" = bad, and "small Gov" = good.

      Have they never heard of the concept called "quality not quantity"?

      It's the quality of the government that counts, not the quantity.
      It's the quality of the laws that count not the quantity.

      I claim there would be very little difference to the governed between having:
      a) A small and corrupt government that is in league with big and corrupt corporations.
      vs
      b) A big and corrupt government

      You will need someone around to do the big stuff. So if you have a small government, they would get big organizations/companies/cooperatives to do the big stuff.

      If your small government is corrupt, too bad for you.

      Secondly, if people insist on electing leaders seemingly based on how much money those leaders get from corporations, and not based on how suitable the leaders really are, then guess where the problem really is.

      I keep hearing people complaining that the corporations are giving the politicians money etc etc. Well, the last I checked, if your elections aren't badly diebolded, you don't have to vote for those politicians (there were more than 2 candidates in many elections).

      If people keep voting for politicians who get the most donations from corporations, then that is what they want. And Democracy is working as well as it can.

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  137. Static IPs FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A provider [...] shall retain [...] the identity of a user of a temporarily assigned network address the service assigns to that user [i.e., DHCP].

    (emphasis mine)

    Just assign each new user a unique, static IP address. Run IPv6 on your local network, that should give you plenty of addresses to dish out. By making sure that the assigned IP is static, you do not need to keep any logs.

  138. How much space would this actually require? by gknoy · · Score: 1

    How much space does keeping DHCP assignment logs require, though?

    My computer boots once a day, perhaps twice.
    My wife's boots a similar amount.
    My laptop, when actually being used (rare) probably connects a couple times in a day, perhaps more if wireless connections in my house are flakey.
    My server boots ~2x a year due to bumping-the-UPS-switch accidents.
    Non-nuclear family members occasionally bring laptops (~3x a year), and those are I think negligible.
    In theory, I deny wireless access to everyone else.

    All told, that sounds like my network sees less than 2000 successful connections per year, right? If logging one connection uses one kilobyte of space (and for a line in a text file, that sounds like an overestimate), I'd still only use ~1.8 MB per year. Less than two megabytes per year. Why should I be worried about storage costs?

    Also ... if I change my router's firmware to OpenWRT, would I be able to gather such information? I imagine I would. It'd be an interesting data set to look at. (Well, a boring one, I hope.)

  139. Because they hate the FDA. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Your reply illustrates exactly what I mean, and just reinforces my question... how did the Libertarian party become equated with "death by salmonella"?

    By repeatedly advocating for the abolition of the FDA. (e.g. Here. Most commonly, it's done under the evidence-free belief that the FDA causes more harm than good protecting Americans from unsafe drugs, but there are a handful that also think food safety is just more nanny state tyranny.)

    How did a party that says "People should be free to live their lives and take responsibility for their lives" become the "idiotic" party that screams "government control is bad bad bad"?

    You tell me. Why is the libertarian solution to every difficult problem to "let the market sort it out?" The environment? Public health and safety? Unfair contracts and predatory lending? "Let the market sort it out!" And if the market managed to tread on someone while "sorting it out," then it's solely that person's fault for not making the wisest possible purchasing decision based on their total freedom to consider it in a vacuum with their perfect knowledge of the market. We are all >homo economicus!

    "Act responsibly" is just a cop-out for blaming the victim when someone takes advantage of you. Drink contaminated milk? Well, shame on you for not doing your research and intelligently picking another brand! (Even if the contamination wasn't reported to anybody.) And if all products in an industry are contaminated with something except for a handful of "luxury" versions, then obviously that contamination is good because of how it lowers the price and makes the product more available. The market has spoken.

    This is the sort of attitude that many vocal libertarians have that makes people roll their eyes at the party for being completely divorced from reality. The Libertarian Party is the party of no public education, no health and safety organizations, no social security, no public medicine, and no other help for the impoverished at all; no protections for workers, no restrictions on contracts, and no protection against racial or religious discrimination. Try to boil yourselves down to being "pro-freedom" and "pro-responsibility" and everyone will agree with those principles, but explain what you actually think they mean and people will run away in horror.

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    1. Re:Because they hate the FDA. by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      A lot of Libertarian ideas ignore realities like the Tragedy of the Commons, and their assumption that private organizations will step in to take over some of the necessary roles that government currently plays doesn't take in to account the very real possibility that these organizations might be far, far worse than those created by the government (if they're for-profit), nor do they consider the enormous Free Rider Problem that would plague any attempt at replacing these functions with non-profit or charitable organizations.

  140. Worse and Worser? by geekmux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    White House != Congress

    This is proposed by Congress (Legislative branch), not the White House (Executive branch)...

    Sorry for getting the Greed and Corruption branches mixed up there. My apologies.

  141. Better things to do? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Besides the questions of storage space and what good it will do to log MAC addresses that people pull out of their *sses.....

    ....doesn't Congress have anything better to do right now? Afghanistan? The economy? Israel vs Hamas?

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  142. Static IPs will be free if this passes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Static IPs will be free if this passes! Nice.

  143. Static Ip address by systematical · · Score: 1

    "Translated, the Internet Safety Act applies not just to AT&T, Comcast, Verizon, and so on--but also to the tens of millions of homes with Wi-Fi access points or wired routers that use the standard method of dynamically assigning temporary addresses. (That method is called Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol, or DHCP.)" So if I just use static IP addresses I don't have to log anything?

  144. You're being retards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're all being extremely myopic. What would you do if you had a home wireless network and faced the responsibility of keeping logs? I know what I would do: Make the router WEP key protected, thereby closing it to the public. No public use = no need for log keeping.

  145. Burden of proof. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whether geeks=lawyers or not, the simple fact is that most home wifi boxes aren't equipped to keep logs on this kind of scale. The Homeland Security agent can demand until he turns black in the face, but demanding isn't getting. Simple answer: No. Tough shit.

    Ah, but where does the burden of proof lie? Not only does your "tough shit" answer have to cover your ass with regards to the lack of logfiles, but you'll likely have to prove that your device(s) have NO way of archiving that much data. If they do(in any way), you'll likely have to produce it. And yes, most wifi boxes (even today) have the ability to save the logs, the problem is it is a VERY manual process for YOU to archive them off before you run out of memory.

  146. You can have my logs by juk80x · · Score: 1

    What?! They are encrypted? Oh, that's too bad. What's that? You want the decryption key? Oh yeah, I lost that darn thing right after I generated the key pair. Guess you're going to have to brute force all 512 bits yourself.

  147. Start emailing your logs... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    ...to the Hired Help in D.C. who submitted this bill and to those who co-sponsored it.

    Email daily, weekly, monthly logs. Several times, just to make sure they get them.

    The Post Office has flat rate boxes. Send hard copies if you can afford them.

    If they're so concerned with US keeping records, then they can keep those records for us.

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  148. Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad there isn't such a party for people to support.

    I voted for some Bob Libertarian guy for president.

    I think he didn't win because he doesn't like to lie.

  149. How should I hold you "accountable" for that? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Anonymity is not necessary for free speech.

    The Supreme Court has strongly disagreed. Take McIntyre v. Ohio Elections Comm'n , 514 U.S. 334 (1995). In the majority opinion, Stevens noted that any attempt to force people to include their identity in their speech was an attempt to regulate the content of the speech.

    He stated:
    "Under our Constitution, anonymous pamphleteering is not a pernicious, fraudulent practice, but an honorable tradition of advocacy and of dissent. Anonymity is a shield from the tyranny of the majority. ... It thus exemplifies the purpose behind the Bill of Rights, and of the First Amendment in particular: to protect unpopular individuals from retaliation--and their ideas from suppression--at the hand of an intolerant society. The right to remain anonymous may be abused when it shields fraudulent conduct. But political speech by its nature will sometimes have unpalatable consequences, and, in general, our society accords greater weight to the value of free speech than to the dangers of its misuse.

    Thomas concurred in the judgment, but he based his reasoning off of a rather fascinating historical analysis (worth a read). Scalia (with Rehnquist on board) was the only dissenter, finding that he could "imagine no reason why an anonymous leaflet is any more honorable, as a general matter, than an anonymous phone call or an anonymous letter. It facilitates wrong by eliminating accountability, which is ordinarily the very purpose of the anonymity." He said that there should be exceptions to protect against a fear of threats or reprisals, but no general rule protecting anonymity.

    You should be accountable to your fellow man for what you say. Words are actionable things.

    Why? Why should you be "accountable" for your beliefs, and what form of "accounting" do you consider acceptable?

    Stevens noted, "The decision in favor of anonymity may be motivated by fear of economic or official retaliation, by concern about social ostracism, or merely by a desire to preserve as much of one's privacy as possible. ... On occasion, quite apart from any threat of persecution, an advocate may believe her ideas will be more persuasive if her readers are unaware of her identity. Anonymity thereby provides a way for a writer who may be personally unpopular to ensure that readers will not prejudge her message simply because they do not like its proponent."

    Why are all of these reasons wrong to you?

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    1. Re:How should I hold you "accountable" for that? by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Why are all of these reasons wrong to you?

      They aren't wrong, but I'm sick of doing anti-virus updates, tired of all the malware, and I don't care anymore if they take my name so I can have an internet where I don't have to worry if downloading some EXE will screw up my machine.

      It's a nice idea. But I'm just fed up with the crime.

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    2. Re:How should I hold you "accountable" for that? by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      They aren't wrong, but I'm sick of doing anti-virus updates, tired of all the malware, and I don't care anymore if they take my name so I can have an internet where I don't have to worry if downloading some EXE will screw up my machine.

      It's a nice idea. But I'm just fed up with the crime.

      Ah, so you're for trading liberty for security, then?

      Taking away anonymity won't help with any of that without a complete, total, and frankly magical redesign of the internet and of computers in general to not allow ANY transaction without identifying yourself and to be perfectly secure against hacking (to prevent people from spoofing other people's IDs).

      Then again, if we had computers that were perfectly secure against hacking, you'd never have to worry about viruses, malware, or bad EXEs in the first place even with anonymity.

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  150. The bill is bad regardless of home users. by russotto · · Score: 1

    The home user part is just a distraction; if it actually gets to the notice of lawmakers they'll write a weak-ass exemption (which the FBI will immediately figure a way around when they want to nail a home user). The whole concept of requiring people to keep records to make the police's job easier is a bad idea in the first place. It screams "police state".

  151. Check with the NSA by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    I would guess that you only have to comply with this if you run your own open source firmware on your router. For eveyone else they can just get the logs from the NSA database.

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  152. and what about the old people by teknosapien · · Score: 1

    I can see it now Granny gets fined for not keeping logs of her access point

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  153. The bill helps big ISPs make more money, ONLY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lord Bitman, Master of all:

    The bill is NOT "to maintain access logs for 2 years to aid in law enforcement". The bill is meant to make it difficult and expensive for small operators. The entire intent is for the big ISP's to be able to make more profit.

    The U.S. government is EXTREMELY corrupt.

  154. Let em! by wgoodman · · Score: 1

    I say we let them pass this law under one condition:
    Whoever wrote the damn bill show that they know how to configure their own router to save the logs for 2 years.

  155. How will this effect community mesh networks? by mrraven · · Score: 1

    Like Ypsi wireless right down the street from me? I think these are excellent initiatives that allow wi-fi to be rolled out in poor areas on the cheap, Will they be required to keep these sorts of extensive records of their users?

    http://www.wireless.ypsi.com/

    When did we start taking East Germany in the Communist era as the model for our society?

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  156. As If... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it would ever happen. The wording of the bill makes it clear that the author has no idea the rammifications/expense involved, nor are they technical.

    Some people in here are reacting as if this would actually get passed. Despite its flaws, this is still AMERICA!

    Christian, Conservative, Patriotic, Techie

  157. I'm sorry. by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    But I'm more worried about legislation that has a chance of passing. Legislation proposed by a minority party to pander to its crazy-base is not particularly interesting, or likely to pass.

  158. Request by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop moving about the room as you read Slashdot. You keep walking out of our camera's field of view.

    Thanks,
    The men in the van across the street

  159. RIAA, copyright holders benefit from new data rete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10168642-38.html?tag=mncol;posts

  160. Pay ME to sit around a "evaluate" pRon? by SlighRetaliation · · Score: 1

    FTFA "Other portions add criminal penalties to other child pornography-related offenses, increase penalties for sexual exploitation of minors, and give the FBI an extra $30 million for the "Innocent Images National Initiative." " So are they going to spend $30 million to pay some people to sit around and look at porn all day, ensuring there are no kiddies in it under the "Innocent Images National Initiative"? I think I know where I am applying for employment!

  161. Re:Won't somebody please think of the administrato by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And keep them away from their parents and other family members, who are the most likely source of all forms of abuse.

  162. right from the sponsers by netux · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://news.cnet.com/8301-13578_3-10168642-38.html RIAA, MPAA, Time Warner, et al.

  163. The trouble is... by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    ...The trouble is that "small government" is usually taken to mean "smaller government social services for the lower and middle classes"

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    I listen to both RIAA and non-RIAA stuff if I like the music, tangential business/politics nonwithstanding.
  164. Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, just think of all the benefits. Next we can pass a bill that requires all U.S. citizens to generate their own electricity by running on a treadmill!

  165. More tracking by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Just what we need. That pesky freedom just isn't compatible with this brave new world.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  166. Handouts by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried that they'll require me to do it. I just want to know if they'll give me money to do it. /sarcasm

  167. Damn! by mahohmei · · Score: 0

    https://192.168.1.1/Log.asp

    So would I have to take a screenshot of my Logging configuration to prove that I have logging on? The WRT54G v2.0 isn't exactly the king of detailed logging.

    I'm not expecting this to pass.

  168. libertarians run at other levels too by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    I don't know about there, but in my state (Texas), the statewide Libertarian candidates actually want to abolish Texas's public school system, not just get the federal government out of it. They fundamentally oppose the levying of taxes to provide free universal public education, and believe schooling should be provided solely by private institutions, whether for-profit or charity. But public schooling funded by taxes is hardly something that started in 1980; the common school has been a feature of the U.S. essentially since its inception.

    1. Re:libertarians run at other levels too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine, you do what you want in Texas. But this discussion was about a Federal law covering something that the Federal government has no jurisdiction over - exactly like education. The problem with this bill from a jurisprudence perspective is not that it has bad content but that it has been introduced at an inappropriate level of government. Just like the notion of public education.

      A side question... the government gets its powers from the people. Individuals delegating part of their own rights to government is the only acknowledged way for it to exercise any power at all. So... how does it get power to force Peter to pay for Paul's son's education? Paul doesn't have that power on his own!

  169. Blurred line between thought and public speech by trenobus · · Score: 1

    The general philosophical problem here is to what extent packets sent and received on the internet constitute public speech vs. the extent to which they are extensions of the private thoughts of the user. We already know that search engine queries reveal an enormous amount about what a user is thinking. We (at least many Slashdotters) also know how the internet can at times feel like an extension of our brains. But if all of our internet accesses were put in the public domain (and associated with our real-life identity), we would very soon begin to treat internet access more like public speech.

    The question is whether people should be able to use the internet as a brain extension. My feeling is that this has enough value that it ought to be not only allowed, but encouraged. I think people should at least be able operate with one or more identities which are explicitly designated as anonymous. It would then be up to server administrators to determine what access would be allowed to an anonymous identity. This is similar to the current state of things, except that I would add explicit legal protection for anonymous identities as an extension of the right to privacy. I think I would draw the line at anonymous monetary transactions, as these have too much potential for abuse. That is not to say that all monetary transactions should be in the public domain, but that I have no objections to record-keeping requirements for monetary transactions, and making them subject to a reasonable discovery process.

    As a practical matter, guaranteed privacy of internet accesses appears to at least involve multiple hops through a large number of random nodes, or is impossible, depending on your assumptions. Encryption, when the server supports it, helps with hiding the nature of accesses as they cross the internet, but guarantees nothing about how much information may be logged on the server side. Because of the practical difficulty of achieving privacy on the internet, I do think it needs legal protection. That wouldn't make privacy any easier to assure technically, but would provide some legal recourse if someone's privacy is violated.

    For the people who think there should be no anonymity on the internet, I'd ask you to consider how you'd feel about technology that can read your thoughts directly from your brain. Because that's not far off. I do think that privacy will be virtually eliminated someday, and that sentient beings can exist happily without it, but we aren't ready for that yet. And anyway that's not the same thing as the government having access to your thoughts while you don't have access to theirs.

    1. Re:Blurred line between thought and public speech by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

      "I think I would draw the line at anonymous monetary transactions, as these have too much potential for abuse. That is not to say that all monetary transactions should be in the public domain, but that I have no objections to record-keeping requirements for monetary transactions, and making them subject to a reasonable discovery process." I pay with cash for everyhing but electric, phone, etcetera. I use no "loyalty cards" at the supermarket. Why do I do this? It is because it is nobody's business what I buy. I'm just a little weird that way.

  170. Unless 802.11n routers have SSD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is silly, I can understand commercially operated wireless access points would need the logs anyways for billing/abuse-tracking purposes, but people who have personal access points... like dude you can by them for 40$ and they have have at most 64MB's of flash memory. Requiring logging of every access, to the router would fill it up in minutes. Even if it had a hard drive in it, it would be filled up quickly since it's not hard to send junk data to wireless access points.

    Case in point, unprotected routers can trigger a factory reset by the person who "borrowed" it, thus wiping all access records, and leaving the person with the router wondering why their internet blipped out for a minute.

  171. Facilitation of access to child pornography?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The House version has some additional troubling language.

    Sec. 1960A. Financial facilitation of access to child pornography

                `Whoever knowingly conducts, or attempts or conspires to conduct, a financial transaction (as defined in section 1956(c)) in or affecting interstate or foreign commerce, knowing that such transaction will facilitate access to, or the possession of, child pornography (as defined in section 2256) shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 20 years, or both.'.

    Wouldn't the "facilitating" part apply to the ISP or phone company? They knowingly conducted a transaction that could facilitate child pornography.

    and then there is this section

    `Sec. 1960B. Internet facilitation of child pornography and exploitation of children

                `(a) Offense- Whoever, being an Internet content hosting provider or email service provider, knowingly engages in any conduct the provider knows or has reason to believe facilitates access to, or the possession of, child pornography (as defined in section 2256) shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both.

    again isn't the mere act of providing an internet connection or email account potentially facilitating access to child pornography?

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    Link to 18 USC 1956(c): http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/1956.html

  172. Lead by Example by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would support this if every Congressional employee had to maintain logs of everything they did online, including from home, for two years - to aid law enforcement, of course.

  173. Before being allowed to even suggest legislature by GlobalColding · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am sorry but before being allowed to pass or even suggest legislature folks in government should be required to pass a basic technology proficiency test.

  174. WTF is log going to say my MACaddress? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is log going to say my MACaddress? Who cares

  175. NAMES - I want NAMES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are these Idiots - I want to fund opposition to their reelection. AND I am a republican (for now)

  176. Useless anyway by alegrepublic · · Score: 1

    My Nokia 800 tablet was stolen. I had it configured so that every time it detects a network it downloads my mail
    from a server I control. The thieves did not notice, so I accumulated a lot of logs that I passed to the police.
    Did they catch the thieves? No way! They had the logs for 3 months now, but their "computer expert" is still trying to figure out what to do with the IP addresses. It is not that difficult, though, as one address shows up a lot and is clearly a cable connection, so that must be the thieves home. So logs are totally useless to the police, at least in small towns.

  177. It's really not that much info to log. by mysidia · · Score: 1

    To log a DHCP server address assignment, there are really only 3 pieces of info you can possibly log: timestamp, IP address, MAC address, lease duration.

    If you use as few bits as possible (which you should), 32-bits for the assigned IP address, 32-bits for the timestamp, 48-bits for a MAC address, 16-bits for the lease duration. Perhaps 2-bits for a logging 'record version' and 6-bits for a 'record size in bytes' field

    That's 136 bits, even if you pad that to 256 bits (which allows extra space for IPv6 addresses and a checksum), it's still pretty small.

    You can record 2 billion log entries, and it's still only 4.9 gigabytes of log data.

    Nowadays, you can just about fit that on a flash drive.

    The average home user won't over the entire lifetime of their AP record even 2 million entries, let-alone 2 billion.

    The space requirements for the average home user should be less than 4mb for a couple years worth of data.

  178. I'll Comply When... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    I'll comply with their silly non-enforceable non-positive law when they repeal the illegal unconstitutional income tax as promised.
    Till then Ted Kennedy or whatever other moron thought this up can slob on my knob.

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    *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
  179. Freeze = Seize by Elastic+Lad · · Score: 1

    Essentially, the requirement to preserve is a seizure of your private archives. As it is not based on probable cause determined by a magistrate, it is an illegal seizure.

  180. 50 billion blowflies can't be wrong ... by wdef · · Score: 1

    Where's the party who doesn't want any of this shit and thinks the government has much, much more important stuff on its plate right now?

    Well, it's a dinner party! The important stuff went cold on the bain-marie of the media while the maitre d' of government was busy cramming your plate with shit du jour. Attendance is compulsory, but you'll want to chow down anyway 'coz it's all for the children! Happy eating. Oh - and did someone say a French restaurant would somehow be better ...?

  181. Re:Imagine reaction if they expected telephone log by wdef · · Score: 1

    Note that the UK government, usually the leader in Orwellian initiatives, has actually tried to plan for extensive phone call logging (of content!) at the provider level. Google.

  182. Easy? by AndyCanfield · · Score: 1

    We have a simliar law in Thailand. I implemented our logging using wireshark. I may have to log the stuff for the cops but I don't have to make it easy for them to read it.

  183. if you respect the privacy of your users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just write a perl script to fill a text file with randomised log entries that look like normal but all the data in them are randomly selected from a preset of IPs, useragents, file requests, and dates and times. The cops won't be able to tell if it's original or not anyway.

  184. ISPs worry email may be outlawed under these bills by DesgarTadema · · Score: 1
    From Cnet:

    For Internet firms, the quandary is this: The mere provision of e-mail, electronic storage, cloud-computing services, and social-networking sites could be viewed as an act that "facilitates access to" illegal content, especially if the provider knows that some users in the past have been less than law-abiding. (And the threat of arrest, indictment, and imprisonment makes them unwilling to hope prosecutors interpret the language conservatively.)

  185. you are correct sir/madam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You hit the nail right on the head, whether you know it or gnot. They keep enacting what appears to be silly little laws when the sole intent is to catch someone on some obscure stupid "violation" as an excuse to SWAT your home and family.Just like having a picture of your kid in the tub, or not wearing your seat belt. They don't actually care about your children or whether you go thru the windshield. What they want is a convenient probable cause.

  186. Incorrect-here's a quarter, buy a clue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read some history, real world examples, you'll see you are wrong.

    Actually, the government wouldn't stand a chance, not even close. Way too many good old boys in the military would mutiny-you aren't going to get them to attack their own people and kin in other words, they'd be fragging officers and politcal commisars left and right, and armed citizens outnumber the feds by 50 to 1 or more. And even just civilian government workers would be quitting in droves once they started being targeted for collaboration with the fascists, or again, engaging in sabotage from within. How many network admins would it take to logic bomb huge amounts of the networks they use? How could they possibly keep ANY networks up? How cxould they maintain power, even running generators, they'd need to refuel somehow. How many "rebel" quartermasters to make sure shipments of gear got routed to the wrong place, or over areas of roadway or tracks where the IEDs would be placed? How many food shipments would it take to be contaminated before the imperial forces couldn't trust ANY supplies? Spare parts, fuel? They just couldn't do it, not near enough manpower to guard everything.

    Fighting an insurgency takes a ratio of around 10 to 1, 10 government troops against 1 rebel, and even then it is real dicey depending on the level of local popular support fort the rebels. That has been the successful classic model in any number of insurgencies, less than that, the government loses, or doesn't win, put it that way.

    And the only reason they have *any* success at all in the mideast now is that they have an unattacked peaceful rear supply train supporting them, including their airpower, the lack of which would end the war in one hour. In fact if they lost air power, they would have to run a fighting retreat and most likely wouldn't make it. If they had to do EVERYTHING inside the theater of operations, the iraq and afghani wars would have been over a long time ago, the US/UK would have lost, and badly. The only way they could successfully run a campaign like that all inside the borders of Iraq and Afghanistan - having to make do with getting all their supplies and support in country in other words, is to use WMD indiscriminately against huge regions, and then what's the point again? Get to be warlords over a wasteland? No wall street profit in it much. No outside unfettered support, borked air power=they withdraw or get creamed.

    If they tried that inside the US, with monkey wrenching and sabotage going on disrupting their resupply and travels, by the citizenry at large, all over, all the time, they couldn't possibly last very long. They'd eventually just be holed up in some bases, that's about it, they wouldn't control much of any of the actual countryside, and eventually the bases would turn into masada's for them because they would run out of everything. If they went nukes, that's just suicide when you are nuking your own turf.

    This is very basic guerrilla war 101 stuff, read up on it, it is very enlightening and will put to rest that notion that people can't fight back against advanced armies, they do it daily now all over. And it is also way governments bent on eventual fascism/totalitarianism ALWAYS de arm their citizens FIRST, because they know it is impossible without that first step.

    If they started using the nat guard extensively, all the locals know where those folks live, can you spell reprisal for quislings? Most of those guys would join the rebels within a week once they bingoed to that, or at least go neutral as much as they could get away with. And as for the standing full time forces, not enough, they just don't have it. There's 300 million people in the US, around 30 million alone are deer hunters with powerful rifles and they know their local terrain and how to shoot, and many of them have previous military training and are down with tactics and improvisational resistance. And there's another equally large number who are target shooters o

  187. just means by chris.evans · · Score: 1

    that people will set up their routers to email the logs to them to be saved in a .zip. shameful politicans. If gov. big brother wants to they should require the logs emailed to a local police station for scrutiny.

  188. Encrypt Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    F%*k them. Encrypt Everything.

    That fight was won long ago.

  189. My father can't understand control-click... by capn0jack · · Score: 1

    How is he supposed to manage this nonsense? Besides, divulging this information is likely to have fifth amendment implications.

  190. First Amendment by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1

    The courts have held, many times, that the right to speak means nothing if other people do not have a right to listen. And, that the right to publish means nothing if other people do not have a right to read. Censorship of reading, by which a person is forbidden to read a certain type of material, is not different from censorship of publishing.

  191. The Technologically Illiterate Are At It Again! by Austin+Milbarge · · Score: 1

    Have you ever stopped to take a long hard look at the people who run this country? You know, the congressmen, senators, etc? Sadly, these are the people among us that create policy every single day affecting the very mechanisms of society they simply do not understand.

    The problem is most of the criminals on the Internet who aim to do harm to our country are not the same idiotic dirty old men that show up on NBC's "To catch a predator" because they were horny for a 12 year old. Proxy servers and onion routing are technologies that have existed for sometime now and are becoming more and more common and easier to use everyday, even for 60 year old perverts.

    When are these empty suits in our government gonna wake up and realize that this cat and mouse game is only gonna cost our society more money and wasted effort leading to just a few more arrests than they had before? If you're worried for your child's safety on the Internet, then keep him off the damn computer! Hows that for a novel idea! I liken this whole thing to the driving with a cell phone ban. The cops can't enforce it and people keep driving with their cell phones pressed into their faces more than ever. So what's the point????

    I'm all for law enforcement, just not law enforcement that amounts to wasted effort and my hard earned tax dollars thrown out the window by a clueless empty suit with a bad haircut and a southern accent. If you don't believe me, just ask Al Gore (the inventor of the Internet) what he thinks!!

  192. Response from My Senator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From Senator Saxby Chamblis of GA

    Dear Mr. D:

    Thank you for contacting me regarding S. 436, the "Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act." It is good to hear from you.

    S. 436 was introduced on February 13, 2009, and referred to the Senate Judiciary Committee. This legislation would create a new federal offense for the financial facilitation of child pornography or child exploitation by an Internet or e-mail service provider. Additionally, it would require the U.S. Attorney General to pursue regulations to require Internet Service Providers to keep records of websites visited by customers. Finally, it would increases the penalties for sexual exploitation of children and the distribution of materials containing child pornography.

    It is imperative that we protect our children and grandchildren from online exploitation by child predators. We must also provide our law enforcement community with the resources and legal framework needed to prosecute these pedophiles. Should this legislation come before the Senate, I will keep your comments in mind.