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  1. Re:This is Slashtap on The iPod International Currency Index · · Score: 0

    Nigel Tufnel: [pointing to a customized Marshall amplifier head unit] This is a top, to, uh, you know, what we use on stage, but it's very, very special, because, if you can see...

    Marty DiBergi: Yeah...

    Nigel Tufnel: [pointing to the control dials] ...the numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board: eleven, eleven, eleven, eleven...

    Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?

    Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

    Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is that any louder?

    Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most... most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up... you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi: I don't know...

    Nigel Tufnel: ...nowhere! Exactly! What we do is if we need that extra... push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

    Nigel Tufnel: ...Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

    Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder, and make ten be the top... number, and make that a little louder?

    Nigel Tufnel: [pause, blank look and snapping chewing gum] These go to eleven.

  2. Re:New Series on New Stargate Series In the Works · · Score: 1

    Apophis is a false dead god.
    I believe you mean "praise the Ori".

  3. Trilion? on New Developments From Microsoft Research · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's nothing, I hear Google invested one Gillion dollars.

  4. Or are they? on EMI Experiments With DRM-free MP3's · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    When I clicked on this... "Nothing for you to see here. Please move along."

    It's a conspiracy!

  5. Everything must go! on Important Sci/Tech History Up For Auction In UK · · Score: 1

    Why buy just one lightbulb?!
    Buy two get the third one free! Yes! You heard that correct, get the third one free!

    Call now and get a first edition of Charles Darwins origin of species FREE!* Yes! FREE!**



    * First five callers get a free copy. ** Buyer must pay delivery charge for free item. Terms and conditions apply.

  6. Re:So, what's the problem? on Is Google Too Smart For Its Own Good? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only the square root ones will be good, the rest will simply be a fraction of the good ones.

  7. Apparently... on Gracenote Founder Rewriting History At Wikipedia · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somebody kept editing it saying the population of Gracenote has tripled in the last six months.

  8. Don't some military ships use this? on Future Ships Could Float On Bubbles · · Score: 1

    The theory being that the air bubbles help reduce the noise hence they're more silent to passive sonar systems on submarines, useful for anti-submarine warfare.
    Or did I read it in a Tom Clancy book? Probably a little from column a and a little from column b.

  9. Only on slashdot... on Why Vista Took So Long · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would you have a 30 page argument on the merits of sleep vs. hibernate...

  10. Remote desktop... on Virtualization Disallowed For Vista Home · · Score: 1, Informative

    One of the things that has really gotten my goat with Vista is remote desktop...

    The only versions (that you can buy) that include remote desktop (also known as terminal services) are Business and Ultimate. So, just for a single feature that I require I have to fork over a significantly larger sum than I did for XP Professional.

    So, if I say wanted some of the features of the normal desktop versions of Vista then i'd have to get Ultimate. For the most part though I think I can do pretty much everything under the biz version with stuff like VLC, windows media encoder etc.

    Microsoft, milking you for all you've got.

  11. Re:Let's reinvent the wheel, not help the poor. on An Indian On the Moon By 2020 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The class system mention is an understatement, the current caste system as it exists in India is coming under greater and greater strain.

    Take for example the Dalits who're essentially a slave caste in all but name.
    This is why a lot of Indians are in poverty, not because they won't help themselves or don't want help but because of extreme prejudice against them. There is a growing growing Christian and Buddhist movement in the country, of people who're throwing away the shackles of the caste Hindu Dalit system and converting. Read this BBC story for an example.

  12. Re:Winamp? Hello? on Windows Media Player 11 Released · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like a problem with your system than winamp, i've got a dual core system here and I can't even remember the last time winamp crashed on me.
    As to windows media player, I think on installation all it requires is you have the latest windows media codecs installed, not the player itself.

  13. Re:trick question on Face Recognition - Real or Science Fiction? · · Score: 0

    Listen, i've been quite clear on this.. yes, I had been drinking and it was dark in the club. What happened between me and Laa-Laa is strictly between me and Laa-Laa.

  14. Great for reviews on Build Your Own Google-Powered Search Engine · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Trying to find reviews of stuff is a real pita on any search engine, you'll usually come up with "buy it for $$$" results. Even if you used all the necessary search filters in google like "-buy -purchase -stock" etc you'd still end up with annoying shop stuff.

    I'm currently working on my own version that searches through review sites based on a whitelist approach of only approved sites here. If people want to give me some help on this i'd appreciate it, that way we can filter out all of the spam sites and focus instead on only the good stuff.

  15. Re:Does this mean.. on Details On IE7 CSS Changes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We have a design spec that we're meant to follow, either we do it in flash or we do it in HTML, CSS with a bit of Javascript and some alpha transparency PNG's.

    Which site would you rather go to?

    I know which i'd prefer.

    I was faced with that exact conundrum a couple of years ago, either I can learn Flash and create a site that is unusable in text browsers, unusable to blind users, unusable to non windows and mac os users and an inability to copy text from the website etc. Or code it in HTML, CSS & Javascript (with a few alpha PNG's) which I already knew. Which the MAJORITY of web devs know.

    I created it in HTML, CSS and JavaScript.

    That said the site which is still up works fine in IE 7 as well as 6, no need to tweak the JS for the alpha png stuff.

  16. Re:Odd on Fox And Universal Say Goodbye To Halo Movie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Wow, I like money...awesome, let me attach my name to this movie."

    Fixed that for you.

  17. Re:With an OS like this who needs Virii? on Vista to Include Stepped up Anti-Piracy Measures · · Score: 1

    I can pretty much guarantee you that viruses will appear on Vista pretty damn quickly, never underestimate the stupidity of users.

    Also, after trying the Vista betas the first thing I disabled every single time was UAC.. I strongly suspect a lot of people will do the same, just to get rid of the annoying UAC window popups for the most menial of things.

    For example, just a couple of days ago one of my bosses at work brought his home machine in complaining that it wouldn't boot etc.
    Turns out, even though AVG and Lavasofts Ad-Aware were installed they were still stupid (it was used by more than one person) enough to quite hapilly run/install any programs they downloaded from p2p, via emails etc. It had roughly 100 trojans/viruses (I kid you not) on it.

  18. Re:easier solution on Zero-Day IE Exploit In the Wild · · Score: 1

    You use Netscape 7.2? What are you, a masochist?

  19. The only people losing out... on Why Microsoft Is Beating Apple At Its Own Game · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are people like Dell, HP and so forth.
    My next laptop purchase is going to be a Macbook early next year. The reason?
    It can run Windows, that simple. There is software for windows that simply isn't available for OS X that I need. Conversely there is software on OS X that I need that I normally run under a VM with Linux. You could say Linux is a loser in this too.

    But Microsoft having the beatdown on them? Nope, Apple see Windows as not going away anytime soon and frankly the majority of OS X users will use OS X the majority of the time. Apple are gaining pc users because of bootcamp.

    I own a homebuilt pc and a Thinkpad, so i'm currently not a mac user and hadn't considered a Mac until the Macbook.

    NB. I haven't read the article as it's not available.

  20. Re:So.... on EU Craft Successfully Hits The Moon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Strangely enough other spacecraft have missed before.

  21. Re:Backups don't need to be tricky these days on It's 2006 and Backups For Home User Still Tricky? · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    Considering you can buy 750GB hard drives now, achieving 3TB isn't that difficult.
    For example, six 750GB hard drives in RAID-5 gives you roughly 3.5TB.
    My Lian Li PC-V1000 plus case (my home pc) can internally mount six 3.5" HDD's (I currently have 2 in there). Whilst a 1TB fileserver (on the cheap) I built for work uses a PC-V2000 case and 7 hard drives.

    Curiously enough i'm currently planning to build a new fileserver for work to achieve even larger storage capacity.
    The big plan is to max out the PC-V2000 case and get 12 750GB drives in there (or even 1TB drives if they appear when it comes to buying the parts).

  22. Re:Why do I think about hitchhikers guide... on Ever-Happy Mouse Sheds Light on Depression · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He sat down.
    The waiter approached.
    'Would you like to see the menu?' he said,
    'or would you like meet the Dish of the Day?'

    'Huh?' said Ford.
    'Huh?' said Arthur.
    'Huh?' said Trillian.
    'That's cool,' said Zaphod, 'we'll meet the meat.'


    - snip -

    A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table, a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

    'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches, 'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts of my body?'

    It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

    Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal, 'Braised in a white wine sauce?'

    'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

    'But naturally my shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly, 'nobody else's is mine to offer.'

    Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
    'Or the rump is very good,' murmured the animal. 'I've been exercising it and eating plenty of grain, so there's a lot of good meat there.'

    It gave a mellow grunt, gurgled again and started to chew the cud. It swallowed the cud again.

    'Or a casselore of me perhaps?' it added.

    'You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?' whispered Trillian to Ford.
    'Me?' said Ford, with a glazed look in his eyes, 'I don't mean anything.'

    'That's absolutely horrible,' exclaimed Arthur, 'the most revolting thing I've ever heard.'

    'What's the problem Earthman?' said Zaphod, now transfering his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

    'I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing there inviting me to,' said Arthur, 'It's heartless.'

    'Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten,' said Zaphod.

    'That's not the point,' Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. 'Alright,' he said, 'maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ... I think I'll just have a green salad,' he muttered.

    'May I urge you to consider my liver?' asked the animal, 'it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months.'

    'A green salad,' said Arthur emphatically.

    'A green salad?' said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

    'Are you going to tell me,' said Arthur, 'that I shouldn't have green salad?'

    'Well,' said the animal, 'I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am.'

    It managed a very slight bow.

    'Glass of water please,' said Arthur.

    'Look,' said Zaphod, 'we want to eat, we don't want to make a meal of the issues. Four rare stakes please, and hurry.
    We haven't eaten in five hundred and seventy-six thousand million years.'

    The animal staggered to its feet. It gave a mellow gurgle.
    'A very wise coice, sir, if I may say so. Very good,' it said, 'I'll just nip off and shoot myself.'

    He turned and gave a friendly wink to Arthur.
    'Don't worry, sir,' he said, 'I'll be very humane.'

    It waddled unhurriedly off to the kitchen.

  23. Re:U.S. Navy: Dolphins are Damned Smart on Goldfish Smarter Than Dolphins · · Score: 1

    Another task is identifying unauthorized swimmers (likes Islamic terrorists) seeking to enter a harbor where naval warships are anchored.

    Indeed, however I hear so far they can only identify the islamic terrorist swimmers if they happen to be carrying some falafel.

  24. Re:Homebrew & Backups & ... Linux :) on Microsoft To Enable User-Created Xbox 360 Games · · Score: 1

    It's not that simple, this doesn't allow you to write native code for the machine. It runs in an abstraction virtual machine layer akin to Java.

    Unfortunately because this whole XNA Express thing uses VB.NET or C# (it doesn't seem to specify in the article) any games written will take a performance hit over native code.
    The thing about the PSP was that it's native code accessing the hardware, so you could exploit that. C#/VB.NET programs don't touch the hardware, so if they crash it's no big deal.

  25. Re:Where's the outrage? on RIAA Wants to Depose Dead Defendant's Children · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because in the USA the big media companies own all the news organisations.

    Over here in the UK the only channel i've seen question the recording industries actions has been the BBC, but that's because they're required to be neutral in such things and the fact they aren't owned by any big media companies helps.