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  1. For the Fi-curious on Mozilla To Sell '$25' Firefox OS Smartphones In India · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can get a Firefox phone right now, available for use in Germany, Russia, United Kingdom, and the United States. It is $99, and comes with a 4-inch screen, dual core 1.2Ghz and 512MB RAM. It is the ZTE Open C, available on eBay. Just search for Firefox OS, and you'll find it.They link to it from the Firefox OS site. http://item.ebay.com/291125433...

  2. Warning: Know-it-all is posting on Google Engineer: We Need More Web Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    The problem is that we even have a concept of "Web" programming. There should be no such thing. It reminds me of the early 90's when we had Multimedia programs - those that could access a CD-ROM. It doesn't matter where you are running, where you data is, and where your output is. We need ALL of our programming languages to be updated to realize this. We don't write to files, we write to streams. Data is always just written to a store. The fact that the local store synchronizes with the server store is a library issue. We should be able to create "Web" programs with the same tools that we write all programs.

  3. Re:Linux and the Office Max/Staples Test. on Testing 65 Different GPUs On Linux With Open Source Drivers · · Score: 0

    Being that your computer is down, you are unable to research what you should get.

    If only there was some way to search the internet without a desktop PC. Well, maybe some day!

  4. Now I know on IT Pro Gets Prison Time For Sabotaging Ex-Employer's System · · Score: 1

    I always wondered what happens if you press the "Easy Button".

  5. I bet it's full of mismatched socks.

  6. Re:The only features ... on The Feature Phone Is Dead: Long Live the 'Basic Smartphone' · · Score: 1

    I would leave off the call feature - big waste of time for me.

  7. Soviet Crimea on Actual Results of Crimean Secession Vote Leaked · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Crimea, elections vote for you!

  8. Bartender on Elderly Mice Perk Up With Transfused Blood · · Score: 0

    I'll have another Bloody Mary.

  9. Re:Weak? No, it is not. on Switching From Sitting To Standing At Your Desk · · Score: 1

    If our bodies are garbage, so are the bodies of all Eukaryote organisms. I guess the only Eukaryote whose body is not garbage is Superman, but he is an illegal alien from Krypton so he doesn't matter.

    Actually his papers did finally come through. However, he is still on the no-fly list.

  10. Beautiful looking asteroid! on First Asteroid Discovered Sporting a Ring System · · Score: 3, Funny

    Best to put a ring on it.

  11. I remember them on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: 0

    They were one of my favorite Death Metal bands from the 80's.

  12. Finally! on Dyson Invests £5 Million To Create 'Intelligent Domestic Robots' · · Score: -1

    It is TIME to get married, guys.

  13. The I.T. Surge on Project Rescue Expert Todd Williams Talks About Healthcare.gov (Video) · · Score: 0

    Scrum Master: OK, let's go around the room and do our stand-up for they day. We've got a week or two to straighten this thing out.

    Mary: Ummm...I'm trying not to kill myself today, hopefully no one will notice if I spend the day in the rest room.

    Tan: Well, I started my review of the backround 3rd-party insurance-module interfaces. So far, mock objects are in place. I'm thinking we should implement something?

    Bob: I'm working on name-tags, the holiday schedule, and the Submit button.

    Assan: I'm new.

    Scrum Master: OK, does anyone have any blocking issues for today?

    Bob: Uh, I'm not (air-quotes) technically a programmer, but I can make some killer PowerPoints.

    Tan: Right now, I just have these fan-fold printouts of the code. Also, I've never done COBOL before. Oh, and can I get a computer?

  14. I want two! on Bionic Eye Implant Available In US Next Month · · Score: 0

    Aye, aye, sir!

  15. Living on Debian Time on MATE To Make It Into Debian Repositories · · Score: 0

    Early 2012, it was requested that MATE be included in said repositories, and almost 2 years later, it appears we're almost there.

    2 years, or "an afternoon discussion" in Debian time.

  16. Re:Were they paid the same as conservative trolls? on BP Hired Company To Troll Users Who Left Critical Comments · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Same group, so they mostly get overtime pay.

  17. Re:Gotta ask ! on MenuetOS, an OS Written Entirely In Assembly Language, Inches Towards 1.0 · · Score: 0

    Gotta answer: 'Cause.

  18. Dick on Physicists Smash Record For Wave-Particle Duality · · Score: 0

    I give it an 8, Dick. It has a nice superposition, but I can't dance to it.

  19. Re:Not Climate Change on Largest and Most Intense Tropical Cyclone On Record Hits the Philippines · · Score: 0

    Actually, it is a result of Obamacare.

  20. What is this pink note attached to my check?? on 20-Somethings Think It's OK To Text and Answer Calls In Business Meetings · · Score: 0

    "kthxbye"

  21. In related news.... on Why Is Broadband More Expensive In the US Than Elsewhere? · · Score: 0

    Duh!!

  22. Who tapped Merkel?

  23. Always Good on Tesla CEO Elon Musk: Fuel Cells Are 'So Bull@%!#' · · Score: 1

    It's always good to have a neutral party weigh in on the issue. Now we know.

  24. Simple on Ask Slashdot: Can Bruce Schneier Be Trusted? · · Score: 0

    He has kind eyes.

  25. Re:I wonder how many of them on Most IT Workers Don't Have STEM (Science, Tech, Engineering, Math) Degrees · · Score: 0

    IT turned out to be some kind of huge spider running around underground. Not the best ending.