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BP Hired Company To Troll Users Who Left Critical Comments

An anonymous reader sends this news from Al-Jazeera: "BP has been accused of hiring internet 'trolls' to purposefully attack, harass, and sometimes threaten people who have been critical of how the oil giant has handled its disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. The oil firm hired the international PR company Ogilvy & Mather to run the BP America Facebook page during the oil disaster, which released at least 4.9 million barrels of oil into the Gulf in what is to date the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history. The page was meant to encourage interaction with BP, but when people posted comments that were critical of how BP was handling the crisis, they were often attacked, bullied, and sometimes directly threatened. ... BP's 'astroturfing' efforts and use of 'trolls' have been reported as pursuing users' personal information, then tracking and posting IP addresses of users, contacting their employers, threatening to contact family members, and using photos of critics' family members to create false Facebook profiles, and even threatening to affect the potential outcome of individual compensation claims against BP."

263 comments

  1. Dream job by nurb432 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where do i get a gig like this?

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    1. Re: Dream job by iamhassi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Call Samsung *ducks*

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    2. Re:Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Where do i get a gig like this?

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    3. Re:Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they were often attacked, bullied, and sometimes directly threatened.

      Soon near you! Ask the Mexican drug cartels for lucrative opportunities in the field of commercial communications! Recruiting centers at your local communities all the way to Alaska.

    4. Re: Dream job by Luckyo · · Score: 2

      At least samsung pays for that trolling, unlike some competitors :D

    5. Re:Dream job by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1, Funny

      Where do i get a gig like this?

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

      It would have been worse if he smelt of smelt!
      Apologies to Monty Python...

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    6. Re:Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Where do i get a gig like this?

      Burson Marsteller and Waggener Edstrom both have rapid response Social Media Management (SMM) teams working on Slashdot for clients like Microsoft, Apple, Facebook etc.

      Start showing some talent in product placement/evangelism or slandering (scroogling) their competition and they may approach you with a chance at the big time.

    7. Re:Dream job by noobermin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      lmfao this was modded as informative, fucking lol

    8. Re:Dream job by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Dunno, they never called me,either. Losers, well, you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. They knew they couldn't afford me.

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    9. Re: Dream job by noobermin · · Score: 4, Funny

      The other competitor which shall not be named has a better method of "public image management." It's simple: with each of their devices they sell, it comes equipped with a state-of-the-art RDF generator that turns the purchasers into fully obedient drones who will take to the internet forums and defend the company themselves! Since these drones are now merely subservient beings to the corporate will, they don't need to be paid; in fact, the effects of RDF ensure that they will throw themselves at the stores the next time the company delivers a new product, even for the most incremental and mundane updates! The shills will pay you!

    10. Re:Dream job by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

      My favorite was Oprah's troll:

      "I just LOVE my new Microsoft Surface!!! I'm bought 12 for Christmas!!!

      "-- posted from my iPad"

      If you're on the top of the trolling heap . . . you can afford to pay assistants to troll for you . . .

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    11. Re:Dream job by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Kinda hard with all this top-notch competition.

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    12. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Samsung are a bunch of ducks.
      Good enough?

    13. Re: Dream job by mjwx · · Score: 4, Funny

      The other competitor which shall not be named has a better method of "public image management." It's simple: with each of their devices they sell, it comes equipped with a state-of-the-art RDF generator that turns the purchasers into fully obedient drones who will take to the internet forums and defend the company themselves! Since these drones are now merely subservient beings to the corporate will, they don't need to be paid; in fact, the effects of RDF ensure that they will throw themselves at the stores the next time the company delivers a new product, even for the most incremental and mundane updates! The shills will pay you!

      This, Samsung, BP, et al. have to pay someone to troll their competitors... Apple gets chumps to do it for free.

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    14. Re: Dream job by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      I thought he meant that Samsung keeps a flock of waterfowl, and he wanted us to call them inside.

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    15. Re: Dream job by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      did somebody say something?

    16. Re:Dream job by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seriously why would you want it? Only trolls hire trolls and those trolls will treat their trolls even worse than the way regular people treat trolls. Obviously if you are looking for a gig, simply open up the yellow pages, look under public relation agencies, take your pick and be ready to sign a non-disclosure agreement that threatens everything up to and including crucifixion if you attempt to tell anyone the truth. If you want to how to be the worst of the worst, simply join and become an active member of either of the two dominant political parties in your country (doesn't make any difference about the brand or the country). Of course if you just want to look silly and be mocked become a fanbois of what ever stripe be it Apple products generally, Xboxes, Playstations or your choice of motor vehicles.

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    17. Re: Dream job by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      This, Samsung, BP, et al. have to pay someone to troll their competitors... Apple gets chumps to do it for free.

      What makes you so sure about this?

      I have yet to meet a real life apple fan (and yes, i know some people who have pretty much all available kit) that behaves anywhere near as stupid as the common internet troll. Sure, anonymity might have something to do about it, but i really doubt there are that many people who actually care about Apple like a religion.

    18. Re:Dream job by erikkemperman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, yes: +5, Informative. This is the /. I know and love.
      I fart in your general direction!

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    19. Re: Dream job by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What makes you so sure about this?

      Having dealt with Apple fans.

      If you haven't met one that's rabid you must be walking around with your eyes shut. I go out of my way to avoid where Apple fanboys coalesce but even I've had the misfortune of many troll-like conversations with them.

      If that's not enough, just spend more time here. They're attracted to /. like moths to a flame (war).

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    20. Re:Dream job by rainmouse · · Score: 2

      Where do i get a gig like this?

      It's possible this gig is a double bluff and is actually a rival oil company or environmental group trolling BP by accusing them of trolling others. Note the lack of direct evidence in the article.

    21. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, just load a CV onto a USB drive and plug it into your LG TV.

    22. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nice try, BP troll.

    23. Re: Dream job by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I'm offended and deeply offended by your insinuation that people troll for Apple for free. /certified professional Apple troll who has standards.

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    24. Re: Dream job by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      There are people who grew up harassed in school, had sand kicked in their face while trying to impress some girl with their Newton. People have been through purgatory and ridiculed for loving Apple and enduring "innovations" from Microsoft only 5 years behind.

      After having been through that gauntlet, there truly are Apple acolytes who will get mid-evil on your as$.

      I just use a Mac because I can and I'm sick of repairing all the PCs in my family. But I can attest that there are people who are fanatics and will take a cut in pay just to work as an "Apple Genius" at their store. It's like Dungeons and Dragons geeks, without the integrity of the dice and cold hard reality of the limits of an allowance.

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    25. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 2 cents after 8 years of online moderation in technical forums:
      Its too simple to assume that all positive comments are written by fanboys and all negative comments are written by trolls.

      To make the difference one would need to be a real expert, unfortunately even a normal customer with a problem would need to be an expert to credibly describe a technical problem without being perceived as a troll or being trolled or possess the stamina/endurance/patience to constantly follow up on a problem if the intended audience is not fact-based as a whole. For what? To convince a critical crowd of enthusiasts that a problem exists?

      Most enthusiasts are too emotional about a problem and stop discussing in a factual/objective way and thats what trolls usually use against their readers. As soon as a community loses the ability to stay factual the whole base becomes unsteady. That applies not only to complaints or errors, but also to constructive discussions about a subject.

    26. Re:Dream job by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Line on the left. Once cross each.

    27. Re:Dream job by MooseMiester · · Score: 0

      A PR agency. EVERYBODY and I mean EVERYBODY does this. They use tools such as Radian 6 to identify the "groundswell" and actively respond to it.

      Generally in PR agencies the actual work is performed by the folks just out of college with a marketing or communications degree.

      It's only news when an evil oil company does it. Of course the biggest crime committed by the oil companies is that they refused to pay big bribes to Democrats, but the liberal leaning folks who have been brainwashed beyond hope will never accept that.

      The Democratic Party is probably spending a million dollars a minute on the taxpayer dime to monitor offensive comments about ObamaCare, sending the complainers list over to the IRS for special targeting, but you won't read that on the news either. Blue State Digital probably has that contract...

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    28. Re: Dream job by kermidge · · Score: 1

      More like a dollar at 400 level. Your penultimate sentence is the pith. Tnx. It's a wonder you've still your sanity. (No offense, it's a conversational presumption, not an accusation. [grin])

      So, BP paid this PR firm; what did the trolls get paid? Tank of guzmoline?

    29. Re:Dream job by whitroth · · Score: 1

      Well, you know the name of the company. Just ignore the man in the black suit and shades in the nondescript car following you....

      And for those too dense for satire, the threats - such as the pic of the woman's pet bird with crosshairs on it is, in fact, a criminal charge, and I don't think you'd like the computers in prison, if they let you use any....

                            mark

    30. Re: Dream job by AbominousSalad · · Score: 1

      Well, we can certainly hope that BP is going to pay for this.

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    31. Re:Dream job by cusco · · Score: 1

      And you get modded 'Insightful'. Gotta love it.

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    32. Re: Dream job by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Yeah, behaving like a troll doesn't involve intelligence. it involves bile. Trolls are usually male, and not able to reason all that much, which is why they resort to personal attack. You can eliminate trolls from your awareness by not reading posts less than 140 characters, or any post that does not have at least three complete sentences in at least two paragraphs with some logic connecting them.

      It should be possible to filter off most trolls, and a good deal of other nonsense as weill, by coding a regular expression that will find two unique strings of length greater than a Tweet and separated by a Control-M. That should eliminate most trolls and most three-line mobile phone text messages as well, happy days!

    33. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The RDF must have been broken on every single one of their products I've had the displeasure to own.

    34. Re: Dream job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had the misfortune of many troll-like conversations with them.

      You can't call it misfortune when you do it to yourself.

      Pout about Apple fanbois all you want, but there's something far sadder about the bitter, obsessed anti-fanboy troll.

    35. Re:Dream job by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      You sound like you are projecting on everyone else from your own jaded reality and lack of ethics. Fortunately not everyone is like you, as much as you might hope them to be. There are honest people in the world and although public relations, spin, and propaganda seem to have the upper hand, their importance in your mind might be just a sign of how much their makers have control of your mind. Just like the idiots who post here about a kind of economic determinism, as though the right of some business man to exploit his employees, because he thinks he can, is unquestionable, when he suddenly finds himself on the wrong end of history.

      Just remember that the French Monarchy, the Nobility and the Clergy of France in 1789 were as smug, they thought that they had it sown up, in total control, and a little trickle down had happened for the great majority, but when the price of wheat had doubled and the fisher women came up from Paris to Versailles, Marie Antionette had to run to her panic room and barely escaped their wrath, and that years later people who thought that they were doing what society deemed reasonable found themselves under the Giliotine during the Terror. Purges do happen and they can happen again and even here and the cruel fate of history is that people can be judged for things they did years before and under conditions they thought would support their choices for the rest of their lives. That can change too. So, my advice to you is to be moderate and aware of who can call you to account in the future. And to live beyond reproach. There is a pile of unjustice building, some of it is due to the digital revolution and anyone who is part of that could be subject to later review as a result.

    36. Re:Dream job by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Your unjustified personal attack on how I live my life, how I treat the people I work with, and whether or not I am honest or not - followed by a vague assertion that I am guilty of some horrible thought crime that's going to result in my eventual death is one of the most bizarre, psychotic online attacks I have ever seen. I hope you get help before you hurt someone. Really.

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    37. Re:Dream job by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      You are still projecting, In fact you are projecting those sociopathic qualities on me that you revealed by your appearent indifference to the misconduct of others around you.

      I was saying that such indifference does not work in a vacuum. Just like people in Nazi Germany who did what they did because they were just doing what was expected of them, so I am reminding you that indifference to injustice can come back to haunt you when the social norms change, and not because you intended it that way. So if you happen to work for a large bank or financial institution that is using speclaton to rob little people of their savings and livelyhood, it is not my power to make good on threats to you, but my kind warning to you that what you can get away with today may not be what will be tolerated tomorrow, and I have history as my guide for that.

      Whether you take personal umbrage at me for what I said is of no matter. There are forces far larger than me or you that may decide. I urge you to heed those. I presume that you taking exception is due to a guilty conscience, so heed that too.

    38. Re:Dream job by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      So you're not paranoid, but you know that "they" are out to get you, and me?

      Reading your posts, you're a die hard Marxist, probably young, and very passionate about the evils of the world. Marxists have the blood of around 150 to 200 million people on your hands, whereas I a stand guilty of stating the patently obvious and making a few sarcastic remarks - the humor of which were lost on you, apparently.

      I'm not worried, those horrible evil corporations, oppressing the masses blah blah blah will be where you work someday, and you'll find they are full of ordinary humans, trying to get along and survive, and not all the cabals of evil indifferent oppression that you imagine. I wish you luck, and please, for the sake of those around you, lighten up...

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    39. Re:Dream job by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Ha, Ha, Ha, you are wrong, again.

    40. Re:Dream job by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, you're a looney.

      Happy now?

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  2. Dice.com rocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They should have hired Dice.com. I hear they have great information on technology and technology jobs. A++++. Would use their site again.

    1. Re:Dice.com rocks! by retaj · · Score: 1

      Dice.com is run by a bunch of Nazis, just like *YOU*!
      - LinkedIn4Life

  3. So how does one get paid to troll people? by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

    So do they apply for the job? I wonder if they have to list references or if being a frequent poster of reddit's /r/atheism or 4chan is enough.

    1. Re:So how does one get paid to troll people? by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      So do they apply for the job? I wonder if they have to list references or if being a frequent poster of reddit's /r/atheism or 4chan is enough.

      They probably just go in as the user they wish to insult, drop a few assertions in a 4chan-like forum, with scarcely concealed credentials (of the intended) and let nature take its course. Why pay when you can get people to do the work for you for free (as in beer) ?

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  4. A waste of time by plopez · · Score: 2

    They should have spent it on coming up with more ways of saying "We're sorry".

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    1. Re:A waste of time by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They should have spent it on coming up with more ways of saying "We're sorry".

      While that makes the greater sense, where's the fun in doing the right thing, when you can do amazingly wrong things and then get caught, try to cover your ass and then hire yet-another company to harass your detractors?

      The Internet - Not just for constructive collaboration anymore.

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    2. Re:A waste of time by richlv · · Score: 1

      oh, saying sorry is a different topic.
      dear bp, now is a chance to pretend you did not know this was going on and sue that company out of existence

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    3. Re:A waste of time by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They should have spent it on coming up with more ways of saying "We're sorry".

      Being a multi-billion dollar megacorp means never having to say you're sorry.

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    4. Re:A waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A working anti-pattern:
      Give em information even they dont want to possess about you.

    5. Re:A waste of time by cusco · · Score: 1

      Gotse-guy, is that you?

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  5. Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    "the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history."

    The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

    1. Re:Did not happen in the US by mmell · · Score: 2

      Yeah - it's just those revenge for those two wars they lost to us.

    2. Re:Did not happen in the US by Desler · · Score: 5, Informative

      Wrong. It was within the US exclusive economic zone in the Gulf of Mexico.

    3. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history."

      The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

      No, it happened in the US Exclusive Economic zone, effectively US waters and by a company that may be British in namesake, but trades as well on the NYSE. That being said, it was the largest accidental spill in the petroleum industry's history, so does it really matter?

    4. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history."

      The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

      so where did all those tar balls go?

    5. Re:Did not happen in the US by blue+trane · · Score: 5, Funny

      How much did you get paid to make this post?!?

    6. Re:Did not happen in the US by amicusNYCL · · Score: 2

      Even if that is technically true, then it's still correct to say "larger than any environmental disaster in U.S. history". I'm not sure that's any better. You work for BP, don't you?

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    7. Re:Did not happen in the US by Desler · · Score: 5, Informative

      It isn't even technically true. Macondo Prospect is not international waters.

    8. Re:Did not happen in the US by somepunk · · Score: 2

      An awful lot of the oil, and environmental damage, was on the Gulf Coast. Not just U S waters, but US soil.

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    9. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Economic Exclusion Zones are non-territorial, and in particular this area is not "effectively US waters." Not by any stretch of the legal imagination. They are not under the sovereign control of the United States, and are not in her possession.

      The OP is correct even if s/he is not using the correct terminology.

    10. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is technically true. While you are correct that it is not "international waters" by definition, it is "non-territorial" water, meaning it is not under the jurisdiction of the United States.

      Economic Exclusion does not imply an extension of territory.

      As the OP meant to say, the spill did not happen "in the United States."

    11. Re:Did not happen in the US by blue+trane · · Score: 2

      Which country did it affect again? England?

    12. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

      I don't know what idiotic point are trying to make.

      By early June 2010, oil had washed up on 125 miles (201 km) of Louisiana's coast and along Mississippi, Florida, and Alabama barrier island coastlines.

      I'm pretty sure those states are all in the US.

    13. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loss of job because of oil and gas will hurt BP as Maker, and backfire I knew this because I predicted Lost of Republicans in 2012, which let Obama thanks BP IDiot!

    14. Re:Did not happen in the US by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history.

      But the summary didn't say "U.S. waters" or "U.S. territory". It said "U.S. history". Regardless where it took place, with 11 Americans dead, millions more affected, and criminal convictions in US courts, it was a huge part of US history.

    15. Re:Did not happen in the US by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Two? The British won the war of 1812.

    16. Re:Did not happen in the US by ubrgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      BP used the "xzvf" switches.

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    17. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:3, Dickless Twit)

    18. Re:Did not happen in the US by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wrong. It was within the US exclusive economic zone in the Gulf of Mexico.

      Also, while the epicenter was out at sea, the soiled beaches were much closer to the coastline.

      I am not sure this is the worst environmental disaster. I would consider the extinction of the North American megafauna during the pleistocene to be worse.

    19. Re:Did not happen in the US by ArbitraryName · · Score: 1

      Why is where it originated relevant? It caused a great deal of environmental damage to places like Louisiana and Mississippi. I'm pretty sure those are in the United States. Regardless of where it came from, all that oil washing ashore caused an environmental disaster in the US.

    20. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sobs hysterically for not getting in early when he could*

      Getting in early is meaningless if you can't get out when you need to.

    21. Re:Did not happen in the US by Blue+Stone · · Score: 5, Informative

      The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

      A British company?

      [J]ust how British is BP? Obviously it’s listed in London. And it’s got a British CEO. But BP employs 23,000 people in the US, compared to 10,000 UK workers. Around 40 per cent of BP’s shares are held in the UK. But around the same proportion is held in the US. And a glance at BP’s 2009 report (p29)shows that 26 per cent of BP’s crude oil production comes from the US (665,000 barrels a day out of 2,535,000 globally). A similar proportion of BP’s natural gas comes from the US. And 18 per cent of its oil is sold in the US too. And BP’s entire US operation is largely an inheritance from the 1998 merger with Amoco under Lord Browne.

      So we have a company with a large number of American workers, a large number of American owners, which sells American oil and gas to American customers, which is being attacked by an American president for polluting the American coastline.

      [source]

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      Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility. - Ambrose Bierce
    22. Re:Did not happen in the US by Truth_Quark · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would consider the extinction of the North American megafauna during the pleistocene to be worse.

      While true, this is changing the subject, because it doesn't contradict the claim that "the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history." The Pleistocene was prehistoric.

    23. Re:Did not happen in the US by sjames · · Score: 1

      And the spilled oil washed up on the cost of Mongolia.

      No, wait, that doesn't sound right. AH! It washed up on the gulf coast of.....The United States.

    24. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got in early, but got out too early.

    25. Re:Did not happen in the US by dalias · · Score: 1

      Who's the idiot who modded this Informative? It's obviously trolling, which under most circumstances would be -1,Troll, but given the context, I think +1,Funny would have been more appropriate.

    26. Re: Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BP provides quite a bit of britain's petroleum.. that's pretty british if you ask me.

    27. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Worse than the one in Bhopal, India? Surely that must be part of US history! Oh, I get it get, if the disaster affects the US, regardless of where it happens it is part of the US history but not when the US company does it anywhere else!

    28. Re:Did not happen in the US by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 1

      Where the fuck did you see me ranking the BP spill over Bhopal? Were you always this obtuse or did you have to go to a special school for it?

      Person A said: "single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history".
      Person B said: "The oil spill did not happen in the United States."
      I said: "Even if it's outside US territory it's still part of U.S. history."

      Me correcting person B doesn't mean I agree or disagree with person B.
      Me correcting person B doesn't mean I agree or disagree with person A.
      It just means I corrected person B and nothing else.

    29. Re:Did not happen in the US by s.petry · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You do realize that you are trying to rationalize with an anonymous "sexual intellect" correct?

      "sexual intellect" == "fucking know it all"

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    30. Re:Did not happen in the US by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      The British won the war of 1812.

      Uh, no. We kicked enough ass at the Battle of Baltimore and the Battle of Plattsburgh to get the bastards to leave. The War of 1812 made the British take American sovereignty seriously, to end impressment of American sailors and illegal blockades against American shipping.

      Hell, one ship from Baltimore was enough to keep the whole British shipping industry peeing its pants.

      I know our Canadian friends like to pretend that they won because we didn't roll over them, but the point of the war was never to annex Canada. Canada was just the closest part of the UK to hit in a land war.

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    31. Re:Did not happen in the US by samwichse · · Score: 2

      Hey, it's Twirlip of the Mists!

    32. Re:Did not happen in the US by Tom · · Score: 2

      I would consider the extinction of the North American megafauna during the pleistocene to be worse.

      You have a strange definition of "in US history"...

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    33. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got 2 cents. How about you?

    34. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't the largest environmental disaster in US history in my opinion. The dustbowl killed scores and displaced 2.5 million.

    35. Re:Did not happen in the US by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      The war might have had the effect of making the British take the Americans seriously, but it didn't cause the end of the blockade or the impressment. The blockade ended before the Americans declared war (though the Americans weren't aware of the decision), and the impressment ended when the war in Europe ended.

      The only thing the Americans could have achieved by the war was the annexation of British North America, and they didn't. They didn't lose so badly that they had to give up territory (that's what Plattsburgh and Baltimore achieved), but they still lost.

    36. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in... the United States is larger than the United Kingdom.

    37. Re:Did not happen in the US by lxs · · Score: 1

      Amazing how the pollution didn't wash ashore but stayed exactly 12 miles away from the coast.

    38. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We did win, and every time you guys get out of line we send someone like Celine Dion or Justine Bieber!

      Moo hah hah hah, eh?

    39. Re:Did not happen in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, it was the largest environmental disaster in US memory.

    40. Re:Did not happen in the US by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If this had happened a few years ago when they were still calling themselves BP/Amoco we could divert these discussions a lot easier. For those wondering, Amoco is short for American Oil Company.

    41. Re:Did not happen in the US by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      And hey, we got to burn down Toronto. So there's that.

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    42. Re:Did not happen in the US by mmell · · Score: 1

      Sure - just like the Confederates won that little dust-up later on, right?

    43. Re:Did not happen in the US by cusco · · Score: 1

      Toronto's mayor is calling, he needs a distraction . . .

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    44. Re:Did not happen in the US by bbsalem · · Score: 1

      Isn't the reality that the British Empire had less resistance elsewhere, and just stopped making a big effort against America? There are cultural reasons they might have not had a stomach for really putting it to America, when they has bigger targets in the rest of the World. Yes, technically the war of 1812 ended in a draw and don't forget that the British tried to drive a wedge in North America during the U.S. Civil War of 1861-5, but overall conflict with America got put at a lower priority.

  6. How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they were only trolling posters on the Facebook page, how would they figure out their IP addresses? Impossible unless they hacked into Facebook.

    1. Re:How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If they were only trolling posters on the Facebook page, how would they figure out their IP addresses? Impossible unless they hacked into Facebook.

      The article is crap. It's basically a bunch of unsubstantiated allegations without even a shred of evidence. It's possible BP did the things they claim, but I cannot fathom why they would. Delete comments, sure, but threaten bodily harm? What would be the point?

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    2. Re:How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      On Slashdot (and plenty of other sites), allegations against oil companies, banks, and the US government are assumed to be true.

      The same people love to mock Fox News viewers for believing lies that reinforce their existing biases.

    3. Re:How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by cffrost · · Score: 1

      If they were only trolling posters on the Facebook page, how would they figure out their IP addresses? Impossible unless they hacked into Facebook.

      That's one way... Another is to simply pay Farcebook for the data.

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    4. Re:How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... how well does it pay at Ogilvy & Mather?

    5. Re:How would they get the IPs from Facebook? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      so... how well does it pay at Ogilvy & Mather?

      I've no idea, since I'm not a professional idiot. How is the amateur circuit going for you?

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  7. They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot. Remember all those copy-pasted shill posts apologizing for windows 8? That was a riot. Those key phrases and talking points stick out like a sore thumb.

    1. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Sony ones are pretty classic too. I haven't noticed them for a while, but with new consoles out we may all be in for another treat.

    2. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot.

      Yeah .. its been a while since I saw them here, but Natalie Portman must have hired them by the dozen.

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    3. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot.

      Yeah .. its been a while since I saw them here, but Natalie Portman must have hired them by the dozen.

      Nah; they were hired by http://www.srgtc.in/

    4. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by evilviper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot.

      I miss this guy:

      http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?threshold=-1&mode=nested&commentsort=0&op=Change&sid=3883481&cid=44050963&pid=44050963

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    5. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere.

      So "reputation managers" are lawyers?

    6. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The recent USB ammeter Slashvertisement was nice, as well:

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/story/13/11/20/0144223/not-all-usb-power-is-created-equal

    7. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I am a paid shill for MSFT when I defend their products (NOT!) Of course what about the millions of Apple shills who get free sheet to troll?

    8. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Just wait until the usual slashdot crowd realizes how many ACs are upmodded in this thread compared to the shills upvoting themselves with dummy accounts in every other, drowning out worthwhile signals in a sea of noise.

      Oh, and although it is somewhat childish, let me say this:

      inb4 AC bashing

      You don't really think the surveillance state would not decry anonymity at every turn do you?

    9. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 0

      No kidding. Every time I post a comment here on /. voicing my opinion about nuclear power being inherently unsafe, two guys are on top of me, praising the virtues of nuclear energy and calling me out for the clueless hippie liberal that I am.

    10. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by psithurism · · Score: 0

      Yes, I am a paid shill for MSFT when I defend their products (NOT!) Of course what about the millions of Apple shills who get free sheet to troll?

      Apple has so many fanboys we give pro-applers the benefit of a doubt. In RL I know a dozen people who use apple products by choice because those freaks actually like the products. I don't know a single person in real life that likes using Microsoft products.

      Plus, when I come on slashdot while I can't do work because Outlook is doing something stupid, nothing gives me greater satisfaction than flaming your stupid "Microsoft products aren't the worst things in the world" comments.

      You are clearly a shill, because nobody likes Microsoft products unless they are paid to.

    11. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by psithurism · · Score: 1

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot.

      I expect companies to defend their products in a free forum where their products are being discussed; it would be stupid of them not to. It's often annoying and I think I've been down modded a couple times for disagreeing with a corporate sock puppet, but reading the article...holy shit, gun threats? That's way beyond "reputation management." BP did this to people posting on a page from which they could have just deleted comments? This is way more scary than the astrotrufing we typically see around here.

      In BP's defense, given the quality of comments on news sites I would not be surprised to find out that people calling scientists "drug addicted attention seekers" are made by standard internet trolls/morons and not shills at all (go see any "Climate Change" article on slashdot).

    12. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by russotto · · Score: 1

      Yeah .. its been a while since I saw them here, but Natalie Portman must have hired them by the dozen.

      As with so many things in this world, when you look like Natalie Portman you can get them for free.

    13. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Heh, no apologetics so far for the "Blue Dickpunch of Sadness". Maybe they're off their game.

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    14. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      "Reputation managers" (Aka professional lairs) are everywhere. You'll see a lot of them here on slashdot.

      I miss this guy:

      http://idle.slashdot.org/comments.pl?threshold=-1&mode=nested&commentsort=0&op=Change&sid=3883481&cid=44050963&pid=44050963

      Doesn't change the fact that Professional Develop is right. ;^)

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    15. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

      That's "Pulsing Blue Dick-punch of Sadness" to you sir. I'm a little surprised there isn't more talk about them charging for online play., especially with the crappy experience on the PS3.

    16. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by mrchaotica · · Score: 0

      I don't know a single person in real life that likes using Microsoft products.

      I found one (a coworker). I was incredulous when he claimed the other day that Windows Phone was better than Android or iPhone, and that Microsoft audited the software in their store for security issues.

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    17. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha!
      Audits! Hahhahahahahaha!

      I know a MS fanboi.

      guess who he works for? for a company MS bought. as a sales peon.

    18. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You damn clueless hippy if we want your opinion we will prod you with a stick.

      But in all seriousness I love nuclear power and often comment for it (and I'm not even paid!!).

    19. Re: They don't stay on facebook. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Well, i honestly liked Windows Mobile a lot - the old one, not the winphone crap. I am also okay with Windows 7 and I love C#. And in the real life I develop embedded Linux software. Cross-compiling from Windows :-P

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    20. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is particularly annoying because I actually quite like Windows 8, and everyone assumes I'm a paid shill.

    21. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Just remember, if anyone asks it's the "Pulsing Blue Dickpunch of Sadness", or PBDOS for short. Accept no substitutes.

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    22. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Every time I post a comment here on /. voicing my opinion about nuclear power being inherently unsafe, two guys are on top of me, praising the virtues of nuclear energy and calling me out for the clueless hippie liberal that I am.

      Try pointing out that wind farms are a sWindle, don't integrate well into a grid system, don't produce at the needed times, and that Ken Lay was the first to jump in with both feet. I agree with you about nuclear plants, as I read "Normal Accidents" many years ago.

    23. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Of course Professional Develop was right. He has inside knowledge of the industry and works for top 500 companies.

      (thanks for the tip, this time I checked the box)

    24. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by lgw · · Score: 1

      No, I really like BDOS, to complement BSOD! There's a beautiful symmetry there.

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    25. Re:They don't stay on facebook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect companies to defend their products in a free forum where their products are being discussed;

      If they clearly identify themselves in every post as company representatives. Otherwise they're liars.

  8. Were they paid the same as conservative trolls? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or do the oil companies pay extra?

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    1. Re:Were they paid the same as conservative trolls? by NotFamous · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Same group, so they mostly get overtime pay.

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  9. No we^H^Hthey didnt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How dare you even IMPLY such a thing?

  10. Oh crap! They are on to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the last check hasn't yet cleared! I'm doomed, doomed I say!

    I thought having the NSA on my butt was bad enough, now I'm going to have a zillion Slashdotters hounding me too.

    Bloody Hell...

  11. 4CHN stock plummets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    An anonymous source working for Anonymous claims the group is not worried as the emerging trolls are "newfags [who] can't triforce". Some experts, however, are not as confident on the group's ability to adapt to the increasingly competitive trolling market. Anonymous has yet to comment on the matter.

    1. Re:4CHN stock plummets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides being unable to triforce, a major share of said newfags reportedly does not even lift, making them even less of a threat

  12. Betteridge's law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Betteridge's law

  13. I just want to say... by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just want to say that, though I often attack, bully, and sometimes insult people on this very forum, I'm not a paid shill.

    It's more of a "calling".

    (Wait... what? I can also get *paid*?)

    1. Re:I just want to say... by richlv · · Score: 1

      calling slashdot a forum gives credibility to the statement above. well, up to the "not paid" part

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    2. Re:I just want to say... by fisted · · Score: 1

      Well, what would you call it? A news site? Yeah, that sounds about right.

    3. Re:I just want to say... by khallow · · Score: 1

      You could look up the definition of forum and see whether Slashdot fits or not. Protip: it does.

    4. Re:I just want to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a lot of people call forums/comments a "blog". ESPN journalists are "bloggers" now, too. a story is a "blog post" to them.
      its annoying

    5. Re:I just want to say... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      For extra trollery I even stick up for the idiots who don't know what usenet is when they say "this forum". I've been using usenet since the 80s, and usenet newsgroups also fit the definition. That drives the old timers who've been using usenet since the 90s crazy. Of course, if the newb idiots even hint at mentions of "web", or "page", then I rain down flaming brimstone upon them as they deserve.

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    6. Re:I just want to say... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Damn straight.

      My first thought was "I can get paid for that?"

      But then I realized, I prefer the purity of it as an avocation: I don't do it for $, I do it for the sheer enjoyment.

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    7. Re:I just want to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An open square for citizens to meet, discuss and debate? I don't see any paving stones around here.

  14. This is why I always post as AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, sort of. It pays to be paranoid.

    1. Re:This is why I always post as AC by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Yes, Dave, it does.

      By the way, your front door was unlocked again last night.

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  15. Re:So, let's troll BP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't be talking about it if you could do it, fucking fake ass bitch.

  16. Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by guanxi · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you be surprised if many companies did not do it? Large companies? Politicians? Governments?

    How many comments on Slashdot are astroturf?

    1. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the day political organizations engage in astroturfing with concerted efforts to silence critics of political positions they don't like by swamping it with sheer numbers to generate a false consensus.

      This is independent of any natural give and take in debate.

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    2. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the Tea Party?

      http://www.opensecrets.org/news/2013/11/americans-for-prosperity-helped-churn-koch-linked-money.html

    3. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Have you heard of the current canadian government? they basically came in to power and hired 1500+ communications graduates and only answer submitted questions with scripted responses

    4. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Nobody would pay money to astroturf this ghost town.

    5. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by guanxi · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the day political organizations engage in astroturfing with concerted efforts to silence critics of political positions they don't like by swamping it with sheer numbers to generate a false consensus.

      How do you know it's not happening? Or are you being sarcastic?

    6. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      Where's my mod points when I really need them???

    7. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      Cory Doctorow's Novel "Homeland" speaks about this. It turns out that there was a FOIA request pending (by Aaron Schwarz) for the "Identity Management Software" that the US Airforce bought.

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    8. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

      I think the correct term was "Persona Management Software"

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    9. Re:Who can tell real comments from astroturf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm waiting for the day..."

      Youre living in the past

  17. terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Troll" and "astroturf" don't even begin to describe that. A far more apt label would be "mercenary".

  18. Title misleading and thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article doesn't claim that BP did this, as the title in /. states, but rather mentions that BP has been accused of doing so to the Government Accountability Project. If the claim were true it doesn't seem to be a "smart" strategy for BP and somewhat flies in the face of their advertisement campaign and the amount of money they agreed to pay out. They might be stupid enough to cause a gigantic environmental disaster but are they stupid enough to be behind this?

    1. Re:Title misleading and thought by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      The article doesn't claim that BP did this, as the title in /. states, but rather mentions that BP has been accused of doing so to the Government Accountability Project. If the claim were true it doesn't seem to be a "smart" strategy for BP and somewhat flies in the face of their advertisement campaign and the amount of money they agreed to pay out. They might be stupid enough to cause a gigantic environmental disaster but are they stupid enough to be behind this?

      Depends upon what you mean by "behind" -- likely, they paid the "image management firm" to "manage their image" -- and the firm they hired used these techniques when the standard ones weren't enough. I remember how fast BP was scrambling at the time; likely they hired the first firm that came recommended with good results and didn't take the time to do due diligence, as by then it would've been too late for their image.

  19. Re:So, let's troll BP by sconeu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They did the last part themselves, anyways.

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  20. Really, dude? by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "the single largest environmental disaster in U.S. history."

    The oil spill did not happen in the United States. It happened in International Waters under the supervision of a British petroleum company.

    Really dude? Is this important?

    Is there some official administrative "stamp" of accuracy for environmental disasters? Is there some "office of deflecting bad opinion" that is responsible for keeping people accurate?

    This sounds *exactly* like something a paid troll would say. "Ya know, Vietnam wasn't really a war" and such-like.

    Your statement only serves to defuse public outrage. It helps those responsible avoid and minimize any sense of responsibility to the public. We should be holding their feet to the fire, not looking for ways to find the situation acceptable.

    And to be more clearly on point, the drilling was overseen by the Minerals Management Service, a federal agency responsible for the safety protocols of the drilling at the time, and whose failure allowed the accident to happen. It was very much a US disaster.

    1. Re:Really, dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're sufficiently angry. That's not enough?

    2. Re:Really, dude? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds *exactly* like something a paid troll would say. "Ya know, Vietnam wasn't really a war" and such-like.

      Vietnam is a country. Where do I get paid?

    3. Re:Really, dude? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Ah you've discovered an irrelevant pedant troll. Though common, it's one of my favourites.

    4. Re:Really, dude? by deesbek · · Score: 0

      yeah and yet you still love driving your 10 mpg trucks, refuse to use public transport... there is no talking to you people.

  21. NSA is dumb like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NSA is dumb like that

  22. Competitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be amusing if this article was from a competing astroturfing company?

  23. Yeah, I'm not convinced by Sowelu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Burning karma in hopes that a 6 year old, moderately active account will dispel accusations of "shill":

    I'm most certainly no friend of BP's, but the evidence presented in the story really is not that compelling. People on the internet are huge dicks even without being paid to do it, and some people have a lot of time on their hands. Maybe some of them are family of BP workers, or grunt paper shufflers in the company, or just assholes, but none of the evidence seems worthy of this headline.

    Intriguing, worth looking into? Sure. But if your headline is "BP did this" instead of "BP accused of this", you need a hell of a lot better documentation.

    Alarmism helps no one.

    1. Re:Yeah, I'm not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BP had to 'suck it up' because there's just too much money to be made in the Gulf. BP the company is ultimately responsible BUT the Gulf operation was managed by the US contractor Halliburton and the rig was run by US company Transocean. 'BP' no longer stands for 'British anything' the brand is just those two initials and is quoted on many exchanges and has shareholders everywhere

      tl;dr BP has nothing to do with the UK. It was US managers who took too many risks and US operatives who screwed up the well head. All the UK did was pay the showpiece fines, take the ritual reaming and fix up the mess.

    2. Re:Yeah, I'm not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paid trolls are everywhere, employed by government and corporations alike. See this 2008 Department of
      Defense Intelligence Analysis Program (DIAP) document leaked by Wikileaks in 2010 dealing with how to handle.. well, Wikileaks.
      https://mega.co.nz/#!XAt0HATK!PB0C_X1fhoKCjDxSJ0yxPhT01qlXDPXD3-ZysRuaFsU
      It very specifically says (highlighted) that government agencies dealt with Wikileaks by calling it a CIA plot. Do some googling for the slashdot posts claiming this, and you'll see a pack of trolls. The only way to not notice this shit is to not pay attention at all.

    3. Re:Yeah, I'm not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Alarmism helps no one.

      Apologists help no one either. In fact, they only perpetuate the problem.

  24. I think publishers do this on Amazon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at some of the comments on some reviews - like "Mindsight". Some of the comments are hostile, you think the reviewer said something bad about the commenter's mother! "The One Thing" is another.

  25. I remember that by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I just thought it was an unusual number of trolls.

    Now I find out they were PAID trolls.

    Funny part: I used to own shares in BP/PLC.

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  26. GOOD FOR THEM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    BP's 'astroturfing' efforts and use of 'trolls' have been reported as pursuing users' personal information, then tracking and posting IP addresses of users, contacting their employers, threatening to contact family members, and using photos of critics' family members to create false Facebook profiles, and even threatening to affect the potential outcome of individual compensation claims against BP.

    - Using Facebook
    - Using your real name on Facebook
    - Using your real name anywhere on the Internet
    - Posting personal information and pictures of yourself and family on the Internet

    You get what you deserve.

    1. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In related news, they have the internet on computers now DOH!

    2. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      - Using your real name on Facebook

      Isn't that required by Facebook? I'm not on it, so I don't know for sure.

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    3. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by lgw · · Score: 2

      I think these social sites require something that looks like a real name, not a handle, mostly so the don't seem geeky. You'll probably find an "Oliver Klosov" on all of them, however.

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    4. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by khallow · · Score: 1

      Isn't that required by Facebook?

      Pretty much. But I have to agree. Most people probably shouldn't be using their real names on Facebook, no matter what the policy is.

    5. Re: GOOD FOR THEM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hope the company gets what it deserves.

    6. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is.
      Anne Onymous

    7. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by lxs · · Score: 1

      If you're too much of a pussy to give your real name, then your opinion carries no weight.
      (Says the man hiding behind a nickname.)

    8. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by TangoMargarine · · Score: 2

      Doesn't that kind of defeat most of the point of being on facebook in the first place, if you're using a fake name and people can't find you?

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    9. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by khallow · · Score: 1

      Depends what you use it for. You don't need a real name to play Farmville, for example.

    10. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Joining facebook to play Farmville? That's...that's especially crazy and sad... *twitch*

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    11. Re:GOOD FOR THEM!! by khallow · · Score: 1

      Happened twice to my recollection, both women over 40.

  27. Not trolling, harassing. by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Pedantic but this is not the definition of a troll at all. Steven King would be trolling in his grave if he'd heard this.

  28. I see what you did there by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    Summary: BP accused of hiring
    Headline: BP hired

  29. Re:And yet the shills say this never happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jew Hater ;p

  30. Completely protected here on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting as Anonymous Coward provides the level of security and privacy needed in these delicate matters.
    BTW, my posting IP is 127.0.0.1...

  31. BP trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who was it again? Was it Google who does those types of things so well? Or I know, it was Ogilvy and Co, but they farmed it out to Google, I bet. Google will do ANYTHINKG for money and control. They are worse than MSFT ever was and worse than Apple, IBM, etc.

  32. Ogilvy & Mather by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Ogilvy & Mather is well respect advertising firm with hundreds of offices and part of WPP, an even larger firm. No way are they "internet trolls". Running a webpage for BP, sure. Doing quasi-illegal stuff, they could get caught for and likely aren't being much paid for.... I really really doubt it.

    1. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perfect example.

    2. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see you enjoy your job at O&M quite a bit.

    3. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ogilvy & Mather is well respect advertising firm with hundreds of offices

      Arthur Andersen was a well respected Big 5 Accounting firm with hundreds of offices and thousands of clients, one of which happened to be Enron.

      They are now an ex-accounting firm.

    4. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      I don't see some 10 person advertising agency as having the disposable resources for doing something like this.

      It would have to be a big firm, a big firm buying some freelancers or companies who are "social internet experts". Nobody inside BP would bother with it either, but, and here's the big but, I can see them has having a big budget for pr damage control which just then happens to trickle down to some people who might well see as their job to do this kind of thing(if they didn't, their money for upholdnig the bp facebook page might dry up, or so they see, in reality they could just sit on their asses and do nothing and just collect the paycheck).

      because hey, the money has to be paid for someone to do something if it's in the budget.

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    5. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by cusco · · Score: 1

      well respect advertising firm

      And there, ladies and gentlemen, is our winner for "Oxymoron Of The Day".

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    6. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Yes. But at least they got a lot of money for committing serious crimes.

    7. Re:Ogilvy & Mather by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Do you really think individual employees would engage in harassment on their own? I guess that's possible, I think it is unlikely but far more likely than it being a contract.

  33. Microsoft too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every windows 8 media article, commenter seem to love windows 8.
     

  34. Troll crumbs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go down to the Gulf coast and say that to the faces of the Gulf fisherman who the spill effected, or the residents whose beaches were contaminated. I'm sure they'd agree with you most politely!

  35. Pretty obvious for regular forum posters by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    I'm on 3 other forums pretty regularly and it's obvious that people get paid to troll. There was bunch of people trolling the Yahoo Games chats during the elections; including a guy who seemed to be there 24-7, spouting political stuff and even with a trolling political name. There are people who do nothing but get on and dump articles and quotes from partisan websites and radio hosts.

    What sealed it for me was during one of the 2012 conventions, ALL of the trolling stopped and JUST for the days of the convention.

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  36. Why again is BP still in business? by quax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The US government should have seized all of their American assets and forced them into bankruptcy.

    No company deserves to survive a screw-up of this magnitude.

    1. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were an attack from the British. They're not an American company. How would the US government ever stop the British from doing whatever the hell they want to us? Your post makes no damn sense. It's like you don't know that they're two different countries. They are British Petroleum. Why lie and say they are not? Please. Just. Stop.

    2. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhopal_disaster

      Should the US assets have been seized considering it was 51% US owned?

    3. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by quax · · Score: 1

      Darn British having their way with the colonies ...

    4. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they should have.

      A few of these and companies will take seriously the need to budget for externalities.

    5. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by isorox · · Score: 2

      They were an attack from the British. They're not an American company. How would the US government ever stop the British from doing whatever the hell they want to us? Your post makes no damn sense. It's like you don't know that they're two different countries. They are British Petroleum. Why lie and say they are not? Please. Just. Stop.

      As of 2012, 38% of BP shares were held by American investors, 36% by British investors, and 14% by the rest of Europe with the remaining shares held by investors from other countries.

    6. Re:Why again is BP still in business? by stewsters · · Score: 1

      We tried to have another "tea party", but their black tea was worse for the ocean this time around.

  37. Where ? Ask Cold Fjord ! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 0

    Where do i get a gig like this?

    Why work for BP when you can work for NSA ?

    Why don't you give our resident NSA astroturfer, Mr. Cold Fjord, a call ?

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  38. Could have been worse... by MikeKD · · Score: 1

    Just trolling and threatening? It could have been much worse.

    1. Re:Could have been worse... by cusco · · Score: 1

      Nah, no need for that, they already own a big chunk of the US gov't.

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  39. Re:And yet the shills say this never happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spot fucking on man! Wish I dared show my support logged in but the troll/shill mods would hammer my karma again, and I just got mod points back.

  40. Lakeview Gusher by BradMajors · · Score: 1

    "largest environmental disaster in U.S. history" The Lakeview Gusher spill was larger in terms of tons of oil. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakeview_Gusher

    I think the author meant "most expensive environmental disaster".

  41. Re:100% BULL! Look at the source idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Al Jazeera is one of the most credible news sources around, and yes you prove Slashdot has plenty of fools.

  42. Yet every American will still rush right out by ralphaostrander · · Score: 1

    And buy their gas. And CNN and the like will not rock the boat. It is a world where you can now do any bad thing you want and no one will really care. I just cant believe a society run in this manner will end well.

    1. Re:Yet every American will still rush right out by Meditato · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We've reached a sort of socioeconomic metastability wherein large corporations receive little penalty owing to the difficulty required to sue/prosecute them. Too big to fail, but also too big to require obedience to any form of morality.

    2. Re:Yet every American will still rush right out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't help that they own all the refineries, so they're making a profit from any gas sold not just from their stations.

  43. Nothing new by Xabraxas · · Score: 1

    Fox News got caught doing the same thing.

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  44. Re:And yet the shills say this never happens by madprof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The BBC pay for people to support it on the Internet? Why would they do that? The only people they have to convince that they are doing a good job are government ministers who set the licence fee amount.

  45. What does it take? by TheReaperD · · Score: 2

    Seriously, what the fuck will it take to get a high-level executive of one of these companies to see the inside of a jail cell for an extended period of time?

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    1. Re:What does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can try lobbying the government more then they do?

    2. Re:What does it take? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2

      Seriously, what the f_ck will it take to get a high-level executive of one of these companies to see the inside of a jail cell for an extended period of time?

      When a few judges and FBI directors seeing the inside of a Jail Cell.

      Personally, I don't think things will change in the normal process given that there is so much interlocking corruption. I figure this will change when a few of these execs see the light and the error of their ways, due to a serious of Unfortunate Coincidences. There's always hope!

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    3. Re:What does it take? by maestroX · · Score: 1

      A visitor's pass?

  46. I doubt it. by edibobb · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt if BP or Ogilvy & Mather (18,000 employees) would do something this stupid. While Al Jazeera is as fair and balanced as Fox News, they could have some conflict of interest with BP.

    1. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is there to doubt? Their astroturfing/trolling is now a matter of *fact*. There is nothing to debate, they did this and it is known to the world.

      I don't understand how you can question if this really happened, when the article literally states "this factually happened".

      You understand what I'm saying, right?

    2. Re:I doubt it. by khallow · · Score: 1

      Their astroturfing/trolling is now a matter of *fact*.

      Except that it isn't a matter of fact. Read the story. It is highly suggestive of an organized trolling effort since the method illustrated in the example was rather sophisticated. But that still leaves two gaps, that BP was somehow responsible directly or indirectly, and that it actually happened in the first place.

      I don't understand how you can question if this really happened, when the article literally states "this factually happened".

      Just because the article claims or implies something doesn't mean it is a fact. Note that two thirds of the article consists of accusations by a single person, an anonymous "Marie" who herself may not actually exist. Aside from the screen shot, there's no supporting evidence for the accusations of trolling and at no point is there any linkage with a BP ally aside from some of the trolling taking place allegedly on BP's Facebook page.

    3. Re:I doubt it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Al Jazeera is as fair and balanced as Fox News

      It's clear that you haven't read much Al Jazeera.

      They're actually surprisingly unbiased. You'd be hard pressed to find a journalistic outfit from that corner of the world with greater integrity. They're one of my main sources of news, along with the BBC, Fox, MSNBC, and Xinhua. Of those, I only consider Al Jazeera and the BBC to be serious news sources. The others are just there for me to be aware of what kind of spin other people are seeing.

      Posting anon to preserve mods.

  47. Calling Anonymous by Required+Snark · · Score: 2

    I have a suggestion...

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  48. Re:Pis Yedili 90. Bölüm TEK PARÇA F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yo, dumbshit! go spam a forum in your own asstarded language, nobody wants to see your crap here!

  49. Betteridge's Law of Headlines by Jiro · · Score: 0

    The Slashdot article tries to claim it's proven, but if you look at the actual article, the headline reads "Is BP 'trolling' its Facebook critics?"

    The usual reason for Betteridge's Law applies: the newspaper wants to suggest a sensationalistic possibility, but it knows it doesn't have any proof so it phrases it as a question instead of a statement. If there really was convincing evidence, the newspaper would not need to write the headline as a question.

  50. Worst ever? Not by a long shot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Worst environmental disaster in US history? Not remotely.

    The Dust Bowl takes the prize with no legitimate contenders.

    In the Gulf of Mexico, the massive dead zone from fertilizer runoff from the Mississippi river has caused way more devastation than the BP oil spill.

    Among offshore oil spills, the Exxon Valdez killed orders of magnitude more animal deaths and environmental damage. In the Gulf of Mexico, the Ixtoc I spill was far more damaging (being much closer to shore).

    Among all oil spills, the Lakeview Gusher in 1910 was the largest by far.

    Why can't people ever write about a on-going or recent oil spill without claiming that it is the worst ever?

    1. Re:Worst ever? Not by a long shot. by khallow · · Score: 1

      The Dust Bowl takes the prize with no legitimate contenders.

      Eh, I'd put habitat destruction or perhaps the near extinction of most large North American mammals in modern times. The Dust Bowl would be a consequence at least of the former.

    2. Re:Worst ever? Not by a long shot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't people ever write about a on-going or recent oil spill without claiming that it is the worst ever?

      I have noticed this too. Some people seem to talk that way. My wife says everything is 'the most ridiculous thing she has ever seen' (when looking for a remote). Some people seem to get very twisted and want to yell in extreme terms.

      News orgs do it because it draws viewers (aka customers for their customers). People have started talking that way because I think they see it all the time.

      One guy I knew every video game that came out 'is the most amazing thing ever'. Took me awhile to catch onto that one. When he says that it means 'its decent'. Like my wife when she says 'most ridiculous' it means 'i am upset'.

      People seem to say one thing and really mean another when they use these phrases.

    3. Re:Worst ever? Not by a long shot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the outright extinction of the giant ground sloths and others at the hands of the first humans to set foot on this continent.

    4. Re:Worst ever? Not by a long shot. by khallow · · Score: 1

      That would be "prehistoric", unless someone left a letter describing the cool rug they got (prehistory pretty much means anything that went on before someone was writing it down). Pretty much what this thread has been yacking OT about. Pedants everywhere sigh annoyingly, while they roll their eyes in an exaggerated manner, at your base ignorance.

  51. Seriously?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?? Did no one notice that this piece originated with al-Jazeera, that bastion of truthfulness?

  52. A "reputation manager" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://webutation.com/

    This links you to a site which helps businesses deal with blogs such as http://www.ripoffreport.com/ .

    "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  53. Re:Pis Yedili 90. Bölüm TEK PARÇA F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and the same goes for you yoo!

  54. Only BP? by ruir · · Score: 1

    Here in slashdot every time Microsoft is bashed or we talk about Windows Phones, either we are modded down or people say that piece of turd that is Windows mobile is better than iPad. So it is not only BP that hires trolls.

    1. Re:Only BP? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Here in slashdot every time Microsoft is bashed or we talk about Windows Phones, either we are modded down or people say that piece of turd that is Windows mobile is better than iPad. So it is not only BP that hires trolls.

      I'd rather use a windows phone to make a phone call than an ipad, but I'm quite unusual in that I dial phone numbers.

  55. the Facebook page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    released the oil? hmm, how about going back to school for a little grammar education?

  56. majority stakeholder: Amocco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, when it's a foreighn company, it's evil. Exxon? Not so much.

    The war of independence was won by the French. You were losing big time. France saved you and gave you that big statue. Your thanks? "Cheese eating surrender monkeys!" when they don't support your Prez in his attempt to beat up someone who insulted his dad.

  57. More ridiculous anthropomorphism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "during the oil disaster, which released at least 4.9 million barrels of oil into the Gulf "

    So the disaster itself is a 'thing' that 'releases' oil? How stupid.

    It SHOULD read: "during the oil disaster, in which at least 4.9 million barrels of oil were released..." (or "during which")

    1. Re:More ridiculous anthropomorphism by neminem · · Score: 1

      That's retarded. The disaster was a thing. Events are things. Events do things. That's not anthropomorphism, that's how the English language works. "The reaction released 10 Joules". "The car crash caused a 5 car pile-up". "The meteor strike leveled a city". "The oil disaster released oil into the Gulf". I don't see anything even slightly awkward about any of those.

  58. British Punk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BP a British Punk

  59. Necessary Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supplying the world with energy in the form of fossil fuels requires a bit of tenacity. But, when a company goes full tilt, mean spirited, you are bound to get harsh reaction.

    These were a tough lot to work for in the days when BP actually owned majority of Alaska oil output at Valdez, Ak and the US government stepped in to grab the company by the balls and take back the majority share to a US corporation, Alyeska.

  60. Thanks! by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

    Ah you've discovered an irrelevant pedant troll. Though common, it's one of my favourites.

    Nice reply. It's going into my "quotes" file - thanks!

  61. Re:And yet the shills say this never happens by dave420 · · Score: 1

    Don't bring clever to a stupid fight. You'll lose and get your clever all dirty and covered in dumb. The fact that the BBC is not a commercial entity is apparently lost on these folks, who are undoubtedly well-meaning yet woefully misinformed.

  62. I can see... by publiclurker · · Score: 0

    that teabaggers will troll for free.

    1. Re:I can see... by cusco · · Score: 1

      A lot of them seem anxious to pay for the opportunity.

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  63. What about the enviornmental groups? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure Greenpeace, The Sierra Club, and the World Wildlife Fund doesn't have any of its employees posting comments on forums. *sarcasm*

  64. Sounds like parts of Reddit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you know what I mean. ;-)

  65. heheheheheh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I told 'im we already got one!