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  1. Re:LOL on Congress May Add Record Requirements to MySpace · · Score: 1

    Great idea. From now on, all tech-, computer-, and internet-related bills and laws should be required to be written in l33t. It's not like the politicians read them anyway.

  2. Re:End of Paypal ? on Google Launches PayPal Rival · · Score: 1

    but it hasn't completely killed the competition.
    They're waiting for gChair.

  3. Re:10%-Baptists-Christian Coolition-Bush-War on Internet Deconstructing State Church in Finland · · Score: 0

    A clump of cells is.... you. You just happen to be a slightly larger clump. ;)

  4. Re:the beast of the nature on Font Raid Spells Trouble for Publisher · · Score: 3, Funny
    Wow, I was way off, as I was thinking of the Bull Shit Association, which could also be construed as a possibly more wholesome organization, or at least an equally wholesome one, as the other BSA.

    Eh, 6 of one, half dozen of the other; it all smells like crap.

  5. Re:That begs the question on UBC Engineers Reach Mileage Of Over 3000 MPG · · Score: 1
    When the hell did you take mathematic in school?

    Try this word problem: algebra + geometry + calculus = maths

    :)

  6. Re:Please forgive me... on Will World Cup Streaming Cause Internet Meltdown? · · Score: 1

    Damn, I thought I was being funny, but if I had been drinking coffee, it would be on my monitor now. Kudos to you, Mr. AC!

  7. Please forgive me... on Will World Cup Streaming Cause Internet Meltdown? · · Score: 1
    Well if it does melt the internet, there's only one thing to say at that point:

    ...

    ...

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL! !!

  8. Re:Repair my brain? on Scientists Couple Nerve Tissues With Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    And of course, Microsoft's proprietary neural file system, called the Brain File And Retrieval Tables.

  9. Re:what exactly is the news here? on Stem Cells in the Heart? · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express?

  10. Re:Hard to overturn but...Not Enough! on USPTO Rules Fogent JPEG Patent Invalid · · Score: 1

    Flexable cheese grater. o.O

  11. Re:But on MPAA Being Sued For Allegedly Hacking Torrentspy · · Score: 1

    Eraser.

  12. Re:But on MPAA Being Sued For Allegedly Hacking Torrentspy · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked, neither was copyright infringement.

  13. Re:transporting electricity on International Fusion Reactor Project Moves Forward · · Score: 1

    That's all?

  14. Re:Assymetry on Voyager 2 Detects Peculiar Solar System Edge · · Score: 1

    Cue the "Urectum" jokes.

  15. Re:Variable size? on Voyager 2 Detects Peculiar Solar System Edge · · Score: 1

    Right, because the whole of evolutionary evidence consists of just a few data points and tenuous correlations. Total.

  16. Re:Variable size? on Voyager 2 Detects Peculiar Solar System Edge · · Score: 1

    Marry me? :P

  17. Re:There won't be any controversy here! on Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle · · Score: 1

    The theory of sexual selection says otherwise. Humans probably developed art and culture for the same reasons that peacocks developed giant plumes.

  18. Re:When my copy of Windows fails... on Novell Delivers Device Driver Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Gifted classes are considered part of the special ed curriculum usually. The question is always which end of the special ed spectrum...

  19. Re:Holy Crap! on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky · · Score: 1

    Suddenly, "Windows crashing" and "Blue Screen of Death" take on literal meanings. D'oh!

  20. Re:Holy Crap! on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky · · Score: 1
    Who do Americans makes jokes about?

    Other Americans, of course! You mean there's a rest of the world??

  21. Re:Videos on Baby Meets Big Brother For Science · · Score: 1

    It could be argued that many peoples' lives are already the result of someone else's mistake.

  22. Re:An idea on Cutting Off an Over-Demanding End-User? · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's an "outsourced to India" joke SOMEWHERE in there, I can feel it.

  23. Re:Feh. on Microkernel: The Comeback? · · Score: 1
    Hey man, if you're into that kind of thing...

    Mmmm, birch...

  24. Re:Speling on New Disclaimer for the Internet · · Score: 1

    Not as gay as it would be if it were iNtErNeT. Or as gay as "speling".

  25. Re:Doesn't make sense on NASA Hacker Gary McKinnon Interviewed · · Score: 1

    If we had free energy, how much would that reduce the need for war in itself? I think this is an interesting question to ask and find out what the reprecussions might be. Kinda like in the movie "Chain Reaction". Yes, I liked that movie.