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  1. Re:Modern bombs don't tick... on Scary Toothbrush Prompts Shutdown of World's Busiest Airport · · Score: 0

    That would be more applicable in Heathrow airport.

  2. What I want to do... on Scary Toothbrush Prompts Shutdown of World's Busiest Airport · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want to have a bright red LED countdown, strapped to some modeling clay, and leave in in a closet at home, continually going 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5...

    Anyone breaking into my house might need to steal a new pair of pants.

    I am much to lazy to ever actually build such a device, but it's amusing to think of scenarios. Maybe ThinkGeek can market them; next to the annoying beeping device (that would make a good combo deal actually...)

  3. My personal method. on Ask Slashdot: How Can I Explain To a Coworker That He Writes Bad Code? · · Score: 1

    Whenever I write a piece of code that pleases me by my cleverness in crafting it, I rewrite it dumbed down.

    Boring code is maintainable code.

  4. Re:Carly Fiona Destroyed HP on HP Cuts Workforce By 5%, Looks To Probe GM Hires · · Score: 2

    "First thing we do, we kill all the MBA's"

      - Henry The Sixth, part 2 act 4, scene 2, retranslated from the original Klingon

  5. Re:Full disclosure takes a hit on EFnet Paralyzed By Vulnerability · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Disclosed how? by example?

    Sounds like when I found that if you put %s in a CounterStrike player name, the client would crash when showing the scoreboard, I tried %s after I noticed "%dxxxxxxx%" became "32401xxxxxxx%".

    I reported it to Valve as soon as I figured out what it was, but it was a fun few days until they fixed it, "Hey look at that guys name!", server empties as people hit tab to show the scoreboard. I was server admin anyway, but it still was fun.

  6. Re:NEVER HAPPEN on How ISPs Collude To Offer Poor Service · · Score: 2

    "they know who is buttering their bread"

    Yeah, but once in a while they should think of 'We, The People' who provide them the bread to be buttered in the first place.

  7. The New Odd Couple. on John McAfee Tells World How He Fooled Cops and Escaped Belize · · Score: 1

    He should go hide out with Kim Dotcom. but have a lot of camera's inside the house.

  8. Re:walled gardens don't work on 'Connected' TVs Mostly Used Just Like the Unconnected Kind · · Score: 3, Informative

    " It will change TV the way the iPhone changed smartphones."

    I am filled with so much sarcasm right now, I literally can't decide which snide comment to make.

  9. I want a government jobs program. on Apple's Pinch+Zoom Patent Invalidated By Preliminary USPTO Ruling · · Score: 1

    I want them to hire more patent office staff, and more judges, so that these cases can be determined quickly and accurately.

    Clear all the administrative backlogs, provide jobs, support private industry innovation.

  10. Is there a standard? on Cox Comm. Injects Code Into Web Traffic To Announce Email Outage · · Score: 1

    Is there any standard (but unused...) messaging system for an upstream provider to send a network status message to its users?

    Like DHCP, something that should only work on the local network, and can't work cross-network?

    If there was, and it was available, would you just turn it off anyway?

    Hell, with everyone going to streaming video instead of TV, what's going to happen to the Emergency Broadcast System?

    Tornado? what Tornado? I was watching Netflix...

  11. But will you be allowed to use it in exams? on Ask Slashdot: Replacing a TI-84 With Software On a Linux Box? · · Score: 1

    I know you specifically mentioned for use with homework, but you'll probably not be allowed to bring a laptop to an exam, and even if you know how to solve the problems, lack of practice using the de-facto 'official' calculator might slow you down.

  12. GlobalWarming@Home on Is It Worth Investing In a High-Efficiency Power Supply? · · Score: 1

    I've been wanting to start a project; 'GlobalWarming@Home', with client software for people who want to contribute to the global warming effort.

    All it would do is run your CPU/GPU full tilt, using as much power as possible to 'contribute' to global warming.

  13. Re:The Maths on Is It Worth Investing In a High-Efficiency Power Supply? · · Score: 1

    I'm not an electrical engineer, but I don't believe all waste energy is heat, some of it is probably RF energy that's not absorbed before it leaves your building.

    However, in my case, switching to higher efficiency power supplies meant I no longer had to run my air conditioner even while there was snow outside. That's a pretty big power savings.

    If it's worth squeezing the last 1-2% is a different question.

  14. OK, maybe we can still employ everyone. Should we? on Is Technology Eroding Employment? · · Score: 1

    If one person can feed ten, and one can house ten, and one can cloth ten, then we find something for the other seven to do.

    Like making SUVs, reality TV, porn sites, weapons, CFCs, Pop music, CO2, High Fructose Corn Syrup, TPS reports, e-mail spam, brand name bottled water, high frequency trading...

    Clearly we are much better off, and everyone is happier than when we all had to work just to sustain ourselves; and we need to raise the retirement age to 70 to ensure that all these vital things continue to be created.

  15. Re:Once again, a single measurement.... on Frame Latency Spikes Plague Radeon Graphics Cards · · Score: 1

    so, every 100th frame, pause for 100 ms to cool down.

    graphics card makers have done worse to game benchmarks.

  16. Redbox started at -1 for me. on Redbox Set To Compete With Netflix On Video Streaming · · Score: 1

    When I first saw a Redbox kiosk, my thought was that by going with bright red they were trying to emulate Netflix's red envelopes.

    I loathe cheap knock offs, and I'm surprised they weren't sued over 'trade dress' by Netflix.

  17. Re:Makes sense to me on Using Multiple Forms of Media At Once Correlates With Depression, Anxiety · · Score: 1

    My favorite was listening to Monty Python tapes at dubbing speed.

    Twice as many jokes per minute, and extra silly voices.

  18. I'd pay more to get more on Disney Switching To Netflix For Exclusive Film Distribution · · Score: 1

    I for one wouldn't mind if Netflix added 'premium' channels for extra fees. they are only able to provide 'X' amount of content for their price, I want more content, and am willing to pay for it; but don't want to have to add apps; change streaming devices, etc. The biggest advantage with Comcast right now is their set up box Just Works. But I know they are taking more steps to lock out 3rd parties (encrypting basic cable for example)

    I want to watch Crunchyroll anime; Comedy Centrals Colbert Report/Daily Show; Adventure Time...

  19. Re:Yeah! This means on Scientists Develop Sixty Day Bread · · Score: 1

    I once told a 10 year old that ALL the Twinkies were made back in the 1960's, stored in a big warehouse, and are shipped out as needed.

    He later got banned from the local Hostess outlet store.

  20. " I'll have to wait for the next quarterly report on ethic violations (which are always hilarious to read, some people are fucking idiots). "

    Please tell me these are public record, or subject to FOIA request at least...

  21. Re:Back in the mists of time... on Swedish Stock Exchange Hit By Programming Snafu · · Score: 0

    You can't win, I'm older and have better Karma.

  22. Back in the mists of time... on Swedish Stock Exchange Hit By Programming Snafu · · Score: 1

    Dial up BBS with time limits; but you could gamble an amount of time for a 1 in 3 chance of getting double the time...

    So I gambled -50,000 minutes.

    And lost.

    Which gave me 100,000 minutes.

    Which overflowed the 16 bit counter.

    Which crashed the BBS.

    Which dumped me into a remote shell.

    Which let me read the unencrypted password file.

    That kinda thing happens when you write your own BBS software...

  23. I did something like that once... on Swedish Stock Exchange Hit By Programming Snafu · · Score: 0

    Dial up BBS with time limits; but you could gamble an amount of time for a 1 in 3 chance of getting double the time...

    So I gambled -50,000 minutes.

    And lost.

    Which gave me 100,000 minutes.

    Which overflowed the 16 bit counter.

    Which crashed the BBS.

    Which dumped me into a remote shell.

    Which let me read the unencrypted password file.

  24. Re:Droning on and on on What's It Like To Pilot a Drone? a Bit Like Call of Duty · · Score: 1

    like 'Predator'?

  25. One word: Lasers. on Ask Slashdot: Geekiest Way To Cook a Turkey? · · Score: 1

    1) Disassemble a few hundred bluray players.
    2) Mount the lasers onto a grid.
    3) Wire them as required.
    4) Place the turkey in front of the grid.
    5) Put on the goggles.
    6) Power the lasers.

    When the holes have been burned all the way through the bird, the meat surrounding each hole should be well cooked.

    Do not cook near an airport.