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Scientists Develop Sixty Day Bread

Hugh Pickens writes writes "BBC reports that scientists have developed a technique that can make bread stay mold-free for 60 days that could also be used with a wide range of foods including fresh turkey and many fruits and vegetables. At its laboratory on the campus of Texas Tech University in Lubbock, Don Stull of Microzap showed off the long, metallic microwave device that resembles an industrial production line. Originally designed to kill bacteria such as MRSA and salmonella, the researchers discovered it could kill the mold spores in bread in around 10 seconds. 'We treated a slice of bread in the device, we then checked the mold that was in that bread over time against a control,' says Stull. 'And at 60 days it had the same mold content as it had when it came out of the oven.' Food waste is a massive problem in most developed countries. In the US, figures released this year suggest that the average American family throws away 40% of the food they purchase — which adds up to $165 Billion annually. There is some concern that consumers might not take to bread that lasts for so long and Stull acknowledges it might be difficult to convince some people of the benefits. 'We'll have to get some consumer acceptance of that. Most people do it by feel and if you still have that quality feel they probably will accept it.'"

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  1. If you want bread from today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...you have to come back tomorrow.

    1. Re:If you want bread from today... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Add to it that as soon as you break the seal the mold spores will have access to the bread and it ages no differently from ordinary bread.

      But for bread and other items of food that you bring with you on a camping trip this may be great.

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    2. Re:If you want bread from today... by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

      But the mold isn't progressing before you break the seal. You delay the start of the clock. I'll take it. I'm single and through out half of most loafs.

  2. this is great news by madmayr · · Score: 1

    especially if it can kill the mold of other stuff too as for me, bread won't be the main usage - because it gets either eaten or too hard to eat before mold comes

    1. Re:this is great news by Zorpheus · · Score: 1

      If you put it into something like a plastic bag it will never become hard. But it doesn't taste that well anymore after like 3 days. I guess the best is some storage form in between, not too dry and not too damp.

    2. Re:this is great news by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can do this already... make your bread with honey instead of sugar. Bread made with honey will outlast sugar based breads 3:1 in time before mold sets in.

      Problem is most bread companies dont want to do that, it reduces the CEO's pay by reducing profits.

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    3. Re:this is great news by FishTankX · · Score: 5, Informative

      The hardening of bread is actually caused by moisture in the air crystallizing the starches in the bread. If you could build a breadbox that would keep humidity very low, you could probably keep your bread good for a long time.

      However, bread goes stale faster in the refrigerator because it speeds up the process of starch crystallization, so if you could store it outside of the refrigerator without mold spores developing, you have extended the life of your bread by quite a bit.

    4. Re:this is great news by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Besides being an excellent antiseptic, Honey increases production of mucus in the body. Not a good thing generally.

      You can make bread the way it's been made for thousands of years before the US got their hands on it... NO sugar!

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    5. Re:this is great news by Troyusrex · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Problem is most bread companies dont want to do that, it reduces the CEO's pay by reducing profits.

      That's only how straw man capitalism works, not real world capitalism. In real world capitalism if bread made with honey were actually a superior product then although the CEO of an entrenched bread company might not want to produce it a CEO of an upstart would realize she could raise her pay by producing and selling it thus gaining market share, enriching her investors and leaving the entrenched bread company in the dust.

      Of course, in "capitalism" as practiced by the US right now the entrenched bread company would get the government to pass some regulation that seemed reasonable but that was actually designed to hamper the competition. Perhaps new labeling or packaging requirements that, due to scaling effects, would impose much higher costs per unit on small producers.

    6. Re:this is great news by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bread contains flour, water, yeast, and salt. Anything else and it's not bread.

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    7. Re:this is great news by afxgrin · · Score: 4, Informative

      The sugars are generally used when proofing the yeast, and that is usually only one or two teaspoons. You basically are giving it glucose to start making CO2. The yeast can get that from the flour, however it takes longer for the dough to rise. If you're producing bread at a bakery then you have access to a proofing oven, sugar is less important in that case, however it still is used to give white bread a more golden colour. Yes, I once worked at a bakery.

    8. Re:this is great news by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Is any of this viable in the absence of additives?

      When I make bread it rarely tastes decent for more than a day or so, unless I freeze it immediately (which preserves the flavor well, but ruins the crust). Breads with higher fat content do tend to last a bit longer.

      I suspect the only way you can make bread last a week is to give it the Twinkie treatment.

    9. Re:this is great news by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Informative

      False. Bread gets hard because the starches move to a lower-energy state. Bread keeps well frozen; but in the refrigerator it goes stale faster because the starches change their physical structure. This change occurs more slowly at room temperature. It ceases at extremely low temperatures, and reverses at elevated temperatures.

    10. Re:this is great news by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Honey is not milk! Milk increases mucous production. Honey thins out mucous and is a demulcent.

    11. Re:this is great news by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Unless you factor a lot of people who don't buy bread because they often have a low consumption and it spoils before it is finished. That way people who don't buy bread may buy more and consume more if they feel it won't go bad as quickly. As well you need to factor in the cost of a fast turnaround of product. If your product has a 10 day turn around and the store buys it from you and it spoils before it is sold, then either the store will lose the money or the bread manufacturer depending on the agreement. However if it has a 60 day turn around time, that means there is more time the store can sell the product and less returns befor it gets into the consumers hands.

      Your logic companies like Campbell's who makes canned goods would be out of business. However they are just as strong as ever.

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    12. Re:this is great news by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Bakery? I went with a proofing oven and sear plate.

    13. Re:this is great news by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Maybe it acts as a demulcent in your mouth, inside your digestive system is a different story. I think it's excellent for topical use, or temporarily as a demulcent for sore throats.

      However, do a simple experiment. Try and do a master cleanse for a few days with honey, then try it with maple-syrup (or even cane-sugar).

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    14. Re:this is great news by tmosley · · Score: 0

      And where does this magic bread get the sugar required to feed the yeast, praytell?

      Here's a hint: ALL bread uses sugar. Only unleavened bread, ie flatbread or tortillas doesn't.

    15. Re:this is great news by ArhcAngel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Which is why you can throw a stale slice of bread in the microwave for 5-7 seconds and have a fresh out of the oven slice of bread experience. Just be sure to eat it before it cools.

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    16. Re:this is great news by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Or they could realize sugar is cheaper than honey and high fructose corn syrup (AKA corn sugar) is even cheaper still and decide they can undercut their competitor by using a cheaper alternative. The higher quality breads are out there but you will pay a premium due to the higher quality ingredients and lower volume in sales (due to the higher cost).

      The government regulation bit is spot on though.

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    17. Re:this is great news by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      Now, that's deserving of +Informative.

    18. Re:this is great news by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Ok, keep eating that terrible bread for $0.05 cheaper because you think the invisible hand is always right.

    19. Re:this is great news by theedgeofoblivious · · Score: 1

      You're adorable.

    20. Re:this is great news by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      Milk increases mucous production

      Uhm, that's a myth
      another ref

    21. Re:this is great news by Troyusrex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, keep eating that terrible bread for $0.05 cheaper because you think the invisible hand is always right.

      Another straw man about Capitalism, the one about how it's only price that matters. Quality and other factors are integral to Capitalism. If your bread is of such quality that the other bread seems "terrible" in comparison and yours only cost $.05 more (in 2012 US dollars) then your bread will sell very well. The exception would be commoditized products wherein price is the prime determinant. But to be commoditized the quality has to be indistinguishable so your example doesn't work there either.

      More importantly, however, is that the only alternative yet presented to "the invisible hand" is some bureaucrat(s) deciding for us. If I prefer to eat the terrible bread and spend the saved money on something else who's this guy to tell me I should prefer the other bread? Don't get me wrong, Capitalism stinks. It just stinks less than every other system implemented to date.

    22. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't, doesn't work for anything that's not Wonderbread texture, i.e. everything else goes limp and soggy. Source: I bake a ton. Freeze it and defrost on the counter, that's what gives an out-of-the oven experience (most breads need to cool after the over, so room temp is out-of-oven).

    23. Re:this is great news by arose · · Score: 1

      Freezing shouldn't ruin the crust if you defrost on the counter and put it in a hot oven for a few as needed.

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    24. Re:this is great news by lisaparratt · · Score: 2

      Enzymes naturally present in the wheat denature some of the starch into sugars that can feed the yeast. Added sugar is not necessary. See also "pre-ferment".

    25. Re:this is great news by Jmc23 · · Score: 0
      Really? Like, seriously?

      Sigh, which damaged education system are you from? It comes from God ok. Got puts in the sugar when you don't.

      Here's a hint, you're an idiot. Tell me, what does something artificially refined like sugar have in common with starch/carbohydrates like, say, wheat? BTW, you can have sweet flat-breads, and you can have leavened flat breads as well. Go forth and learn more before you make more of a fool of yourself.

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    26. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nature's Own in the US uses honey in one of their products. They charge more for the product, but is what I use.

    27. Re:this is great news by ArhcAngel · · Score: 2

      Interesting...My real world experience seems to be inconsistent with yours. I do this with all sorts of pastries to great success. In fact if it is extremely dry as well as stale I will moisten a paper towel and place over it to keep it from drying out further. My favorite is a blueberry muffin with a pat of butter. mmMMMmm

      Of course if you go over 7 seconds you are correct. Perhaps your microwave is too powerful. Try 2-4 seconds. Obviously YMMV.

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    28. Re:this is great news by Applekid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For most people just looking for an excuse to eat butter (toast) or something to hold together a sandwich, bread IS a commodity.

      While I suspect the percentage of true bread lovers on /. is perhaps higher than average since we're nerds and appreciate quality, the average man does not think twice about grabbing a loaf off the supermarket shelf. The mere situation of grabbing bread off the shelf compared to from a bonafide bakery says a lot about the state of bread in today's society.

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    29. Re:this is great news by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      And where does this magic bread get the sugar required to feed the yeast, praytell?

      Starch is literally made out of sugar.

      Here's a hint: ALL bread uses sugar.

      The hell it does. You can make leavened bread from nothing but flour and water (and an oven). It's a little easier if you add yeast rather than relying on whatever's in the air, and it's tastier if you add some salt.

      Have you ever even made bread?

    30. Re:this is great news by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Except for the traditional breads that contain butter, milk, cream, olive oil, caraway seeds, spices, fruit, nuts... I'm sure there's a few I'm missing.

    31. Re:this is great news by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Why would you make bread with honey OR sugar in it? Bread shouldn't have that stuff in it. I want a loaf of bread, not cake.

      Take a look at this example: http://acmebread.com/bread

      Pain au Levain
      * Organic unbleached wheat flour, organic whole wheat flour, whole wheat starter, sea salt, and malted barley flour

    32. Re:this is great news by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      ... a what?

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    33. Re:this is great news by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The "sugar" is still in there, or what did you think the flour was made out of?

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    34. Re:this is great news by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      FFS

      google? define:demulcent

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    35. Re:this is great news by loneDreamer · · Score: 1

      I'm living in the US right now and one of the things I miss most is fresh bread, still hot from the over. In Chile, every supermarket includes a bakery, which gives you all the goodness without lose of convenience :-)

    36. Re:this is great news by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yeah well nice myth while I *snort* *gurgle* go put this *schluurrrrp* *glorp* glass in the sink... man why do I have like 5 gallons of mucus in my head every time I drink milk?

    37. Re:this is great news by citylivin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "That's only how straw man capitalism works, not real world capitalism"

      and then

      "Of course, in "capitalism" as practiced by the US right now the entrenched bread company would get the government to pass some regulation"

      So if the US government practices an example of "straw man capitalism" in the real world, does that not make it "real world capitalism?".

      The problem is that your academic version of capitalism has no baring on the real world. In the real world, the CEO would collude and conspire to increase profits at the expense of everything else, including and not limited to his shareholders and the future of the company. Because in capitalist america, short term profits drive YOU!

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    38. Re:this is great news by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      And where does this magic bread get the sugar required to feed the yeast, praytell?

      Sugar can be traded for time.

      I made a loaf of bread this weekend and the biga recipe is:

      1 3/4 c white whole wheat flour
        1/4 t instant yeast
        3/4 c water
       
        mix, kneed for 2 minutes, cover and refrigerate for 8-72 hours, warm for 2 hours.

      It was sure risen 24 hours later - try it!

      The starter recipe uses milk and no yeast or refrigeration. The final loaf incorporates the biga and starter and contains honey, but mostly for flavor and hydroscopic properties.

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    39. Re:this is great news by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I think slashdot put my reply onto the wrong post, yours was not who i was replying to. There were a few missing words on the one I was replying to making it totally unintelligible.

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    40. Re:this is great news by ffflala · · Score: 1

      However, bread goes stale faster in the refrigerator because it speeds up the process of starch crystallization

      I've heard the claim that bread goes faster in the fridge *a lot.* It even appeared on an episode of Big Bang Theory. Well, turns out Sheldon was wrong.

      It's not accurate that bread stays fresher outside of the fridge, and this is easily testable and verifiable at home. Buy a loaf of bread. Use the same type of packaging --doesn't seem to matter as long as it's relatively airtight. Two breadbags if you have them, or even just put a couple slices in ziplock bags. Keep a few slices in the fridge, and a few outside of the fridge. Take a bite every few days, and notice how the texture develops over the course of time.

      After about a week (often much sooner), the unrefrigerated bread will be unmistakably stale, or crumbly enough to be well on its way to stale. The refrigerated bread will still be noticeably fresher: it won't crumble or break as readily, and the texture will not have changed noticeably from the first day. Give them both another week or two if you're curious. Leave the unrefrigerated bread out until it goes fully stale, and you'll find that the bread in the fridge will still be quite moist. Bread in the fridge lasts for weeks.

      While the fridge-stales-bread theory might hold true if you're leaving the bread out on unwrapped (because it's in a drier environment), in any relatively airtight container -- such as the bread bags that most bread comes in-- bread will stay fresh much longer in the fridge than it will outside of it.

      Don't just take my word for it. Try it. This is one of those culinary conceptions (like letting wine "breathe") that is very easy to test, and where the difference is noticeable even to those with the crudest senses of taste and texture.

    41. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any why, oh why, is high fructose corn syrup (HFCS) cheaper than sugar? If you answered: because of US Federal government import tariffs, you are CORRECT!

      For more information visit the US Department of Agriculture. So, kiddies, we're paying roughly double the world rate per pound of sugar so that US sugar producers don't have to worry about competition from foreign sources.

      Less healthy, wrecking the environment, big pay-offs for well-connected corporate cronies in Washington...what's not to like?

    42. Re:this is great news by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you stick it in a hot oven it will make the crust harder regardless of how it started out. But yes, I agree that toasting can help rescue french bread.

    43. Re:this is great news by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      The problem with Capitalism is that it assumes the consumer is all-knowing and intelligent, when (s)he is neither. I can prove anything if I start by assuming something untrue.

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    44. Re:this is great news by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Quoting Reinhart's "Whole grain breads" pp. 167: "Salt is essential for most breads, except Tuscan bread and a few others"

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    45. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My real world experience is similar to yours. I frequently have leftovers when regularly I make a homemade batch of two dozen dinner rolls. 5 seconds in the microwave can turn a days old hockey puck into a warm, soft, tasty roll. Is it a 100% perfect, fresh bake roll? Well, no but it's most definitely not "limb and soggy" as some suggest.

    46. Re:this is great news by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      What the hell?! Do you actually believe what you're saying?

      Plenty of bread manufacturers put additional ingredients into bread. Why? Because it makes more profit.

      Here's a commercial company that has honey in its bread:
      http://www.tiptopbread.co.nz/ViewProduct.aspx?product=10

      They're not some independent manufacture, probably the most widely known bread/icecream company in NZ.

      Here are some other companies where bread contains things that are expensive:
      http://www.ploughmansbakery.co.nz/
      http://www.vogels.co.nz/products/Bread/Original-Bread?c=1&r=1

      And, I'm not sure why you're buying in on this unscientific "honey is a miracle cure for everything" trip that hippies and stupid middle-aged women like to waste their money on. Honey is not magic - it is mostly sugar.

    47. Re:this is great news by tbird81 · · Score: 1

      Honey IS sugar.

      Sugar comes from plants, which release nectar, which bees drink and incorporate into honey! Do you think honey is some uncharacterised organic substance or something?

    48. Re:this is great news by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Just because most people are willing to buy the product at a supermarket does not mean it's commoditized. You seem to be simplifying a whole range of behaviors down to a binary "loves bread" and "buys whatever is put in front of them." At my local supermarket there are multiple brands of bread and multiple styles per brand. In fact there's an overwhelming variety of choices. (Do i want the whole wheat bread, or the five grain wheat bread, or the seven grain wheat bread, or the multigrain bread, and how is that different from the five grain and seven grain breads anyways?) Some cheap, some more expensive. It's been that way for years, and the fact that the selection hasn't been reduced to a single brand of the cheapest possible bread shows that a lot of people do care, even if most of them don't care enough to go to a real bakery. And some people do go to real bakeries, and some people even bake bread themselves at home.

      (Notably, that supermarket does have a real bakery, and their fresh french bread is both the cheapest and the best bread there. Unfortunately it doesn't keep worth a damn, so if i don't plan to eat it all within a day or two i'm better off getting the more expensive prepackaged sliced bread, preservatives and all.)

      You can see the same range of behavior in any non-commoditized product. Some people drink Bud Light, some people drink whatever specialty beers their supermarket carries, some go to specialty stores for more unusual stuff, some go to actual breweries or wineries, and some brew their own at home.

      Nobody goes to a specialty store to get baking soda though. Maybe they pay a little extra for the Arm & Hammer brand instead of the generic store brand, but that's it. That's a commoditized product.

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    49. Re:this is great news by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      I'm being nice today. Reread what I wrote. Take it in context with the post I replied to.

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    50. Re:this is great news by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I have an off topic question. Why did you suggest that he reduce the length of time, as opposed to the amount of power?

    51. Re:this is great news by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Also, it's worth pointing out that nothing in a straw man free market, or real free market, or any kind of market, that would make a competitor realize that a higher quality bread is worth selling. We're talking about bread, and not processor chips. Bread has been around for ages, and there are lots of ways to make them or things like them. With processor chips, we haven't been building them for centuries, so there are still many discoveries, I'm sure. There are just too many reasons for the best bread to not be made, assuming that there is such a thing of course.

    52. Re:this is great news by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Simply because in my 20+ years using a microwave I have used the power setting a handful of times and it never seems to be consistent. It is also several added steps when simply pressing 3 instead of 5 is the same number of steps and in most cases achieves the intended outcome. In this case YMMV (Your Microwave May Vary).

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    53. Re:this is great news by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see.

      For me, warming up leftovers or something like a frozen burrito seems to work best with setting my microwave power to P-50, which I guess means 50%. I then heat twice as long.

      I do this, because I'm hoping for a more even warming, as opposed to blistering hot on the outside, and still cool on the inside. It reduces splattering, as well, when the food doesn't get too hot.

    54. Re:this is great news by TheRealLifeboy · · Score: 1

      The number of people that are intollerant to milk has increased with the increase in the consumption of processed foods. This seems to be even more the case with Africans than with Europeans, the latter being most tolerant to cow's milk. Africans traditionally consumed lots of sour milk, where the proteins are already somewhat broken down, but benefits of consuming lots of cows milk (not dairy in general, since goat's milk differs substancially) have been great exaggerated mainly by the dairy industry.

      A simple test: Don't drink any cow's milk or eat diary products for 1 - 2 months and then down a glass or two of fresh milk. If nothing happens in the next 24 hours, you're fine, but if, like me, your throat swells and is irritated, your nose starts running or some other symptom develops, you might be ok with milk, otherwise simply avoid it in future.

      I thought we were talking about bread... Hmmm... so read about gliadin to spoil your doughy day!

    55. Re:this is great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As Erma Rombauer Becker says in the "Joy of Cooking": "you can freeze anything, but is it worth eating when you thaw it?" The solutions for frozen bread are... interesting. But they fail when compared to real fresh bread, hot out of the oven. No they are not even close.

    56. Re:this is great news by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Yes, I make more bread than I buy. And hard tack (what you are making there) isn't bread, FYI.

    57. Re:this is great news by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      It is not hardtack. You just apparently don't know bread chemistry.

      Take, for example, Leahy's well-known no-knead bread. This is the same as hardtack to you?

      How about sourdough? That doesn't even require adding yeast if you're fortunate. Yes, yes, sourdough is exactly the same as hardtack. Or not. Hell, that Wikipedia page even tells you how the yeast gets sugar out of starch.

    58. Re:this is great news by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      King Arthur flour: Although yeast makes its own food by converting the starch in flour into sugar, a little “fast-food fix” of pure sugar right at the start gives it the quick energy it needs to work. (If you need to avoid sugar, just leave it out; your bread will be just fine, although you may find it doesn’t brown as well).

      Kitchen Savvy Wheat flour also contains two important enzymes, amylase and diastase, that convert starch to sugars that the yeast can digest, so even without adding sugar it is possible to get the bread to rise. Many bread recipes such as traditional baguette and pizza are made simply with flour,water, yeast and salt, and no sugar at all.

  3. I know how to do this by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    Just put the bread out in the hot sun .. it will dry out. Then 60 days later SLOWLY steam use a moderate steam setting for a 2 hours (not longer) .. it'll be like new.

    OK I haven't tried it and just came up with the idea, but it sounds like it would work. F it.

    1. Re:I know how to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old news: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisp_bread

    2. Re:I know how to do this by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      If you're going to put all that effort into steaming it, why not just bake fresh bread in 60 days instead?

    3. Re:I know how to do this by g00ey · · Score: 2

      Or store it in the freezer. Just defrost the slices you want to consume in the microwave and they will be just as fresh as newly baked bread.

    4. Re:I know how to do this by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just defrost the slices you want to consume in the microwave and they will be just as fresh as newly baked bread.

      This raises the question: have you ever eaten freshly made bread?

      Or, it raises the question: have you ever eaten defrosted bread?

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    5. Re:I know how to do this by g00ey · · Score: 1

      Yep, I have eaten both breads, this sounds like a stupid question. The bread needs to be fresh when frozen and the defrosted bread needs to be consumed immediately after defrosted. Also if you let the frozen bread sit to long in the microwave it goes dry and stiff so you need to experiment for a while until you find the proper time. Some oil or butter may help preventing it from going dry/stiff in the microwave. I'm not really sure why I'm explaining all this as this is naught but common sense.

    6. Re:I know how to do this by vlm · · Score: 1

      Just defrost the slices you want to consume in the ...

      ... toaster. Not soggy at all if done right and tastes about the same as before freezing. Bread is bad for you so I've stopped eating it, but back when I did, I didn't eat much, so I froze and toasted it. My ancestors have been doing this since WWII, did not know this was uncommon. If it works for waffles, why not toast?

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    7. Re:I know how to do this by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Care to elaborate on the bread is bad for you bit? Do you just mean it's bad for you?

      Not all breads are created equal, nor all people.

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    8. Re:I know how to do this by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I both make fresh bread and sometimes freeze/defrost it.

      My experience is that from a taste standpoint freezing for reasonable periods of time (weeks) has little effect on the taste of the bread, or on the interior texture. Freezing does ruin the texture of the crust (it always comes out soft no matter how crunchy it was to start).

      Without freezing breads higher in fat tend to last a few days, and low-fat bread tends to last about a day tops. Of course, that is without stabilizers/etc.

    9. Re:I know how to do this by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not really sure why I'm explaining all this as this is naught but common sense.

      No, it's more like naught but bullshit. The proper way to store bread in the freezer is in a freezer bag that retains the moisture. Ice crystals form inside the back--that's moisture that's leaving the bread. You bring the bread out of the freezer and allow it to sit at room temperature in the bag until the crystals have disappeared, re-absorbing the water. Then you place it in a 350F degree oven for about 15 minutes to re-distribute the water.

      Taken from an 80 year old man who has baked over six thousand different styles of bread and routinely freezes whole loaves, even if they're to be served in just a few days.

    10. Re:I know how to do this by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Simplistic starch that provides a high sugar load. Meats and vegetables are easy to eat; grains not so much, yet we refine grains and consume them en masse. Even whole grain wheat and brown rice is more of a "less bad" thing.

      A reduction of simple starches gives major gains in health, though I still think this is irrelevant if you're moderately active (I used to bicycle 7 miles each way to work every day, that's moderately active). Whole wheat just adds vitamins and fiber, which is like eating your unhealthy bullshit bowl-of-sugar with a side of metamucil and centrum silver. We're so horrible in the US we even feed babies refined white wheat--cream of wheat--which is basically a big bowl of sugar with some iron mixed in; pushing steamed sweet potatoes (not white potatoes--except maybe Japanese red sweet potatoes), carrots, peas, or whatnot through a food mill and feeding them that mush would be a hell of a lot healthier.

    11. Re:I know how to do this by machine321 · · Score: 1

      This assumes the desired end result is toast, not bread.

    12. Re:I know how to do this by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Ah, Ok, US bread is bad for USians, well, anybody in general :)

      Some countries actually have healthy bread and the high carb load(complex) is essential when your lifestyle actually requires you to move :)

      BTW, one could argue brown rice is a MORE bad thing. Without proper soaking, preferably with water already full of enzymes, brown rice is more toxic and has reduced bio-availability.

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    13. Re:I know how to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bread is bad for you so I've stopped eating it

      This is just so insane I don't know what to say.

    14. Re:I know how to do this by vlm · · Score: 1

      This assumes the desired end result is toast, not bread.

      True, although the real desired end result is eventually eating most of the loaf of bread, rather than having to toss 50% to 75% out due to staleness and mold due to low consumption rate. I'd rather eat a loaf of toast over the course of a month than a couple slices of untoast and throw the rest out. Besides, I *like* toast.

      You don't have to toast until blackened, you know. Evaporate any surface water crystals from the freezing process so your sandwich doesn't get mushy and you're all good.

      The overall situation is kind of like how some people demand their hamburger bun be toasted and some demand it not, you can pretty much talk yourself into liking any texture, except, apparently, soggy.

      This is beginning to sound like the hyper detailed milk and capncrunch protocol story at the start of Cryptonomicon, so I'll stop here.

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    15. Re:I know how to do this by vlm · · Score: 1

      Care to elaborate on the bread is bad for you bit?

      Bad compared to most any other convenience food. You wanna pick something up and eat it? Try a carrot, or an apple, or a handful of mixed nuts...

      There's almost nothing in bread that you're evolutionary designed to eat.
      Grains? what, are you descended from a cow instead of a monkey? Might not kill you too quick, but it aint human food thats for sure. Mooo!
      Yeast? If you're ancestors were starving and eating partially rotten fruit instead of the good stuff. Stay away, its rotting.
      HFCS / white sugar / molasses / aspartame? Who ate that kinda stuff before 1900 CE or so, you know, when heart attacks and diabetes started spiking up?
      Salt? Well OK you got me there although I prefer other sources for salt. Bacon. Seasoned grilled meat. Things like that. I'm not exactly low on sodium so I'm not too worried about losing bread as a salt source.

      Is there anything, at all, good in bread? I know enriched flour has some vitamins/minerals, but you're better off taking a pill and skipping all the bad stuff.

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    16. Re:I know how to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That actually works, believe it or not. Still not quite as good as fresh from the oven bread (to be honest that's hard to beat), but bread will keep perfectly fine for months if frozen. Good method for long-term storage of store-bought bread and once defrosted a loaf is about good for a week or two as usual. Only caveat is that it drys out and goes stale fast if you defrost and re-freeze. So freezing the bread is kind of a one-time thing. (Unless you like crutons or whatever.)

    17. Re:I know how to do this by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Not all breads are the horrid stuff sold in the US. Energy sources are good for when you need energy, not when you sit on a fat ass all day long. Fermentation actually increases bio-availability in most cases and creates beneficial enzymes and bacteria.

      Didn't know monkeys cook and preserve their meats. btw, you know you're getting the wrong kind of salt with most bacon, eh?

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    18. Re:I know how to do this by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      The problem here is you are saying "The properway" - as if there is only one acceptable way to do it. You're not omnipotent, just because you have experience in the matter does not make every other method wrong.

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    19. Re:I know how to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. There's a sizable difference between 'not particularly good for you', and 'bad for you'.

    20. Re:I know how to do this by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      "Consumed immediately" versus "Equivalent to having just come out of the oven" indicates that your method is inferior. The method given allows you to bake bread, allow it to cool completely, then throw it in the freezer and come back in 2 months and return it to just-from-oven state as if it were never frozen.

    21. Re:I know how to do this by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      I'm not really sure why I'm explaining all this as this is naught but common sense.

      No, it's more like naught but bullshit. The proper way to store bread in the freezer is in a freezer bag that retains the moisture. Ice crystals form inside the back--that's moisture that's leaving the bread. You bring the bread out of the freezer and allow it to sit at room temperature in the bag until the crystals have disappeared, re-absorbing the water. Then you place it in a 350F degree oven for about 15 minutes to re-distribute the water.

      Taken from an 80 year old man who has baked over six thousand different styles of bread and routinely freezes whole loaves, even if they're to be served in just a few days.

      Thanks for the tip.

      Do you wrap the bread in anything when you heat it in the oven?

    22. Re:I know how to do this by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      No just get it warm. Pick up Bernard Clayton's New Complete Book of Breads, Soups, and Stews for $10 off Amazon. He's gotten just a bit past the "get the bread warm and you won't notice it's stale and tacky if you eat it quick enough" phase.

    23. Re:I know how to do this by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I cut the loaf into individual servings just after it's cooled down, then freeze 'em at -10F or lower, in a particularly impervious plastic bag (this is essential) that I get from the meat counter at Costco or Sam's Club. At mealtime I take out an individual serving and throw it in the microwave for a few seconds on each side. I'm exceedingly picky about my bread, and this makes it come out the next thing to fresh, complete with still-crispy crust.

      The quick freeze is as essential as the impervious bag.

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  4. anti-preservative yawping by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    I remember when several bread makers quit using preservatives over some FUD or other. It benefited the entire bread supply chain since the bread would spoil faster. I think most have started using them again.

    I'd like to know if that destroys C. botulinum spores. (botulism)
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001624/

    I'm starting to grow and can food again due to cost. If that could help reduce or maintain food costs it would be welcome.

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    1. Re:anti-preservative yawping by Cyberax · · Score: 5, Informative

      Botulinum bacteria are obligate anaerobic, they can't survive in oxygen atmosphere. So you're safe with bread. And C. botulinum _spores_ are ubiquitous, so there's no sense in trying to prevent those.

    2. Re:anti-preservative yawping by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying if I'm ever thrown out of a spaceship airlock I'll be attacked by flesh eating bacteria long before I can get picked up by an impossibility drive? Bummer! Would it help if I was turned into a penguin?

    3. Re:anti-preservative yawping by vlm · · Score: 5, Informative

      C. botulinum _spores_ are ubiquitous, so there's no sense in trying to prevent those.

      Err, you missed the crucial "can food" component of his post. I also can food. Not so much because of cost (I think your time has to be worth less than 50 cents/hr to break even) but because I apparently have weird taste in food. For example I love canned brandied apples, peach -n- rum sauce, bourbon cherries... hmm I detect a pattern there. Interesting how tasty food canned with booze is, and how you absolutely cannot buy it retail in the USA. Also for awhile I was making my own mustard for the technical challenge (the exact timing of the reaction is important to the heat level, and balancing/working around the bitterness is also pretty interesting). I enjoy the chemistry of the whole canning activity. Acidity, sugar levels, salt levels, pressure canning is 10x cooler than water bath canning, etc. Aside from novelty and taste, canning also saves time when done right. For example the immense prep, measurement, tasting and fine tuning, and especially cleanup time for my homemade peach barbecue sauce is nearly the same for one piece of chicken or 24 canned halfpints so I'm far better off making 24 times what I currently need and canning the rest for near instant use. In CS notation the overall system of food making scales WAY less than linear with volume.

      Anyway the "ball book of canning" and/or the stuff from the USDA will save your life (literally) WRT canning. Granny recipes and stuff you read on the internet will just get you food poisoning or worse (yes, there is worse).

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    4. Re:anti-preservative yawping by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Canning is not so complex. Most foods are botulism-safe, anyway, because of high acidity or salinity. There are other dangers, though.

      BTW, I also make my own mustard. However, I prefer it exactly _because_ I like it bitter. Ham hamburger with bitter mustard... mmm....

    5. Re:anti-preservative yawping by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2

      Not so much because of cost (I think your time has to be worth less than 50 cents/hr to break even) but because I apparently have weird taste in food.

      Uh.... I can food to save time... lots and lots of time... like, hundreds of hours a month. Do you have any clue how long it would take me to make oxtail stew if I had to do it from scratch every single time? I make at least 14 pints at once.

    6. Re:anti-preservative yawping by backwardsposter · · Score: 1

      I never thought so much of canning your own food, but now it seems I have plenty of research to do on the subject. Thank you, this was interesting and informative. This is why I like to read slashdot and I will be able to read the rest of the week without regret.

    7. Re:anti-preservative yawping by vlm · · Score: 1

      Your fine homemade oxtail soup is not available in stores, just like my boozy canned fruit is not available, so it doesn't matter.

      I think you can save time and money by canning exotic stuff, mostly because its either super labor intensive or simply unobtainable in the exact form demanded.

      But I don't think the original posters goal of saving food costs overall work, from a sheer caloric standpoint he'd be better off working at the food store and accepting payment in cardboard flats of soupcans. I would give a possible exception to pressure canning enormous amounts of self gathered protein beyond a normal human's freezer capacity. Like poach 10 deer and can all the venison. I'm not sure I can even justify the lid cost to can "bulk vegetables".

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    8. Re:anti-preservative yawping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So would you say canning is embarrassingly parallel?

      (now I'm hungry!)

    9. Re:anti-preservative yawping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also can food.

      I can haz chesseburger, pleeze?

    10. Re:anti-preservative yawping by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Hey, buying cans of shit is not equivalent to buying home-cooked meal. Like Ravioli or Dinty Moore Beef Stew. Good luck with that, your time is more valuable than not eating tasteless or over-salted garbage, eh? Why don't you just eat 100% of your food off the McDonalds dollar menu?

    11. Re:anti-preservative yawping by vlm · · Score: 1

      LOL we agree here. Both of us can for the same reason, we like our stuff, well made, by us, our way, our standards. Its the original poster who started this all who thinks he's going to "save money" but I think he's going to be sorely surprised if he runs the full cost of the entire system.

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    12. Re:anti-preservative yawping by chrismcb · · Score: 1

      I remember when several bread makers quit using preservatives over some FUD or other. It benefited the entire bread supply chain since the bread would spoil faster

      But tasted WAY better, and is probably healthier for you.
      One of the things I LOVE about Europe is the bread. It is SOOOO much better over there. Mainly because they don't use preservatives, and bake it fresh. It doesn't last as long, but boy is it tasty. No FUD there.

  5. Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I've always been very suspicions of bagged, mass-produced bread. Normal, homemade bread goes stale and hard after a day or two at most. What could they be possibly putting in there that lets it last ten days, let alone sixty?

    1. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quick heads up - they put the ingredients on the side of the bag.

    2. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by narkosys · · Score: 0

      and have you seen how much of that is chemicals? well over 90% of it. good bread should consist of four basic ingredients: flour, yeast (fresh yeast is best), salt and water.

      I would rather bake on a regular basis then ingest all the crap they put into store bought bread. besides, the bread I bake at home gets eaten fast enough to not get a chance to go stale :P

      P

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    3. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by dejanc · · Score: 1

      Quick heads up - they put the ingredients on the side of the bag.

      If you are buying your bread in a bag, you are doing it wrong.

      Best tasting bread, in my opinion, is bought in bakery and has 4 ingredients: flour, yeast, salt and water.

    4. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 2

      Please note - I make no comment on the quality of bagged vs home-baked bread - merely that our "suspicious" consumer can quite easily see what goes in to bagged bread to make it last.

    5. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 1

      See my answer to a similar comment - I'm not commenting on the quality of bagged bread. FWIW I buy fresh-baked daily from the local bakery when possible, but I do occasionally use the bagged stuff.

    6. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      Nowhere in the article does it say that the bread never went stale.

    7. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 3, Funny

      Note to mods - I certainly wasn't aiming for Insightful/Interesting/Informative :)

      More a sort of "+1 stating the bleeding obvious"

    8. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by PiMuNu · · Score: 1

      The bread I make at home lasts about a week. Store it in a bread bin or a bag on your bread and yours will to.

    9. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by khallow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I imagine 100% of a bag of bread is chemicals just like 100% of a person's body is chemicals. It's a good fit.

    10. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Yetihehe · · Score: 2

      and have you seen how much of that is chemicals? well over 90% of it.

      10% is not material? I thought bread was 100% chemicals, like everything else. If you have something which is not 100% chemical, you may be on track to winning 1 million GBP

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    11. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Bread goes stale from losing its moisture. If you keep it sealed in plastic it will last longer. There might be some viscous ingredients (e.g. HFCS) that hold in some of the moisture better, but I really doubt that it is anything as arcane as you'd otherwise think.

      One trick to "un-stale" bread is to put it next to a fruit that is porous and has high water content, e.g. a strawberry or a banana, and seal both in plastic wrap. It'll add a slightly fruity flavor as well as make the bread moist again because the bread absorbs moisture from the fruit.

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    12. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      You forgot Poland, I mean, sourdough.

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    13. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Ubi_NL · · Score: 1

      the answer is the amount of fat that is added. Anyone claiming their bread lasts over 2 days and is still edible either has no taste or simply adds some form of fat into the dough. Cheap UK bread always lasted for a month as was still not stale.

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    14. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself. Where I live there is wonderful bread that is delicious for five days. Of course it's none of the white bread you Anglo-Saxons eat.

    15. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      100% of everything is chemicals. But if you're insinuating that 90% of what's in bread is chemically altered or produced by some artificial means, you're insane, It's obviously mostly flower. Any preservatives they put into it are salts of one form or another. And sometimes they put high fructose corn syrup in it, which keeps it seeming fresh while lowering the water activity. But there's no need to speculate about any of this, because the ingredients are listed on the label.

    16. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, everything we put into our bodies is a chemical, even O2 and H2O.

      The question is, how harmful are these chemicals? The flour is actually probably the most harmful ingredient in the bread. Our digestive tract isn't really equipped to process any kind of wheat unlike most herbivores (which we are NOT, in spite of what vegetarians/vegans/peta tells you) and it does have a substance that is rather toxic to our intestines - gluten (which by the way, they almost always list as a separate ingredient, even though it is part of the flour.)

      Though probably worse than flour is bleached flour, which happens to have most of the nourishment removed from it, so you mostly just end up with the bad stuff.

      Soy is also bad for you, pretty much on par with flour if not worse, and bread often includes it. Yeah, I know, the Chinese lived off of it for some long assed time, and so did blah blah other culture. These guys lived off of it because they literally had nothing else to eat, so either eat soy or starve. The Irish lived off of eating grass for a while as well, but I don't see anybody eating that, primarily because it mostly just goes right through you. Unlike say cows, we only have a single chamber stomach, and it pretty much doesn't do shit to break down the grass into anything that our intestines can absorb. The hippies had it wrong, stay away from soy.

      http://www.utne.com/2007-07-01/Science-Technology/The-Dark-Side-of-Soy.aspx?page=3

      Your homemade bread might include soy as well, namely from the oil you put in the pan to keep the dough from sticking to it, and most vegetable oils include soy as an ingredient (especially the cheap ones.)

      To be honest, it's best to avoid bread entirely. Beef for protein and salad are generally the best things you can eat, dress it with extra virgin olive oil and vinegar.

      Better than that, replace the beef with ostrich meat if it is available where you live, tastes much better, more nutritious, and is very lean. Plus if you're an eco geek, ostriches require less resources to raise than cows. If nobody sells it locally, you'll pay a lot for it unfortunately.

      http://products.mercola.com/produce/free-range-ostrich/

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    17. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by quenda · · Score: 3, Informative

      What could they be possibly putting in there that lets it last ten days, let alone sixty?

      Anti-staling agents used in bread are fatty acids as monoglyceride and diglyceride and wheat gluten and enzymes

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staling#Countermeasures

    18. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replace yeast with sourdough and we can talk

    19. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 4, Informative

      Okay, in the spirit of your comment:

      What the freak is Google for?

      Here's what you get when you lookup "hovis bread ingredients" (Hovis is the most popular brand in the UK and sadly plain white bread is still the most popular loaf): http://www.hovisbakery.co.uk/our-range/soft-white/soft-white

      On that page it lists the ingredients (the same as it does on the bag) as follows:

      Wheat Flour (milled from 100% British Wheat), Water, Yeast, Salt, Soya Flour, Fermented Wheat Flour, Vegetable Fat, Emulsifiers: E472e, E471 (made from Vegetable Oils); Flour Treatment Agent: Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C).

      Starting from the end, I think your "dough conditioner" is out "flour treatment agent". Even some home bakers use Vitamin C in their breadmaking.

      So I do some more Googling (try it, you'll like it) and discover that an 800g loaf typically has about 500g of flour and 7g of yeast and may be up to 45% water - we're running out of room for the "chemicals" now.

      Onwards:

      Vegetable fat - fat extracted from vegetables. Ha. Binding agent, also controls the gluten development to avoid over-rising.

      Emulsifiers (binding agents, prevent the separation of ingredients, improve the texture). See http://www.laleva.cc/food/enumbers/E471-480.html for the specific ones used by Hovis.

      Now, was that so difficult? Use your loaf, as we might say in Britain. Don't be "suspicious" of a product, investigate. You might not like what you find, but at least you'll know and your mind can be put to rest.

      And yes, as I mention in another comment, I was being "funny" - I just have a hard time when people have the means to discover information, but instead choose to sit there and develop preconceptions.

    20. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, homemade bead does not go stale and hard after a day or two. I know this, I've made bread a lot.
      You need to bag it to preserve it's moisture, otherwise it... loses it's moisture. My bread usually lasts about 2 weeks, if I don't use it all.

    21. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flour, water, yeast, sugar... lasts longer than 2 days and tastes the same. It always depends how you store it.

    22. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Yeah mass percentage, but just a tiny volume percentage of bread is chemical. They should really advertise that :)

    23. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the bread. Normal, homemade bread made with just water, salt and rye flour can stay good for two weeks and the taste improves over time.

    24. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2

      That's interesting. I go to my local bakery and they put my fresh bread in a bag. Am I doing it wrong?

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    25. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Canazza · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think what he means is that 10% of bread is Dark Matter

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    26. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Germany, fresh bread from the bakery lasts for at least a month (some people claim up to 6 months). Of course, you must not slice it before use and wrap it in plastic foil and/or aluminum foil and/or plain paper to keep some of the air away. But essentially, the hardening crust is what prevents air from getting into the bread after 1-2 days.

      Brand factory bread in Germany will also stay mold-free at least until the expiration date (and often times, for weeks after that).

      I guess the US bread industry should contact the German bread industry for advice, b/c the problems are already solved! ;)

    27. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, in the US, "plain white bread" is no longer the favorite and hasn't been for a while. The population seems to now associate it with trailer-trash people and it's not considered cool to eat plain white bread. So more complex breads like whole wheat / multi-grains / oat / and other breads are far more commonly sold.

      (Personally, I can't stand plain white bread. It has no taste or texture. I prefer a proper whole wheat.)

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    28. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by durrr · · Score: 1

      They generally use a humidity preserving polymeric barrier.
      We call them plastic bags, try one for your homemade bread and watch as it magically lasts more than two days

    29. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Soy is fine for nearly the entire human population on the planet. Of course it's there to provide protein and not to replace rice, wheat or vegetables, and using it to replace milk is insane. The arguments in that linked article almost look as misleading as insisting milk is bad for you because a diet of deep fried mars bars will make you fat.

    30. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you know that water, carbohydrate and in fact everything is "chemical"?

    31. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 2

      Most up-to-date figures I could find for the UK suggest that 76% of bread consumed is white, which given the amount of health advice we're exposed to is a little terrifying.

      I like wb for toast (something quite comforting to me - I think it harks back to the simpler times of my childhood :) ), wholemeal/granary/wholewheat/malted whatever for use in sandwiches etc.

    32. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Normal, homemade bread goes stale and hard after a day or two at most"

      only if you make it wrong. Try again and never ever use sugar but honey instead. Bread will easily last 4 weeks.

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    33. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      you forgot a sweetener ace. 99.976% of all recipies that are not some wierd bread have a sweetener in it to feed the yeast and there is no such thing as fresh yeast. all yeasts sold are 35% or more DEAD yeast and are at least 1 month old.

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    34. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Wierd... Replace the yeast with a bread?
      I use a sourdough starter, but never sourdough.

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    35. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 0

      Yeah because our bodies are so well-equipped to deal with cholesterol. That is why the American Medical Association is suggesting replacing our bread with beef will prevent heart attacks.

    36. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      Soy is also bad for you, pretty much on par with flour if not worse, and bread often includes it. Yeah, I know, the Chinese lived off of it for some long assed time, and so did blah blah other culture. These guys lived off of it because they literally had nothing else to eat, so either eat soy or starve.

      History suggests tofu spread with Buddhism (and the philosophy of nonviolence to animals):
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tofu#In_Asia

      Tofu is a luxury item, not something one eats when starving. There is a lot of processing and waste. If you are starving you eat soybeans directly. If you want a delicious, expensive treat... tofu!

    37. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by gutnor · · Score: 2

      Have we already forgotten about the trans-fat ? There was a time when they were fairly creative with bread ingredients.

    38. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and have you seen how much of that is chemicals? well over 90% of it. good bread should consist of four basic ingredients: flour, yeast (fresh yeast is best), salt and water.

      You do realize that salt and water are both chemicals, as well as flour and yeast are made of nothing but multiple chemicals?

    39. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      I get my home baked bread to go for 5 days by increasing the amount of olive oil. A 500 gram bread should have about 1 teaspoon of olive oil IMHO, a "longer lasting bread" usually contains 4 or so.

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    40. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      And some vegetable oil (preferably olive), and if you want some poppy seed and some sesame seed for extra taste. Oh, and different kinds of flour. I use white and full wheat. There is much to optimize in a good bread, depending on taste and what your intestines want (some intestines need only a little fiber to work properly, some need a truckload).

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    41. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      actually, 100% of it is chemicals, just like home made bread. genius.

    42. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Why only a tiny volume %? Everything is chemicals. It's either a chemical or it doesn't exist in physical form. The nitrogen, oxygen, argon, carbon dioxide and trace gasses in the bubbles in the bread are chemicals.

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    43. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by vlm · · Score: 1

      discover that an 800g loaf typically has about 500g of flour and 7g of yeast and may be up to 45% water - we're running out of room for the "chemicals" now.

      Not to give you an overly hard time, but you've already listed 867g of "stuff" in a 800g loaf, so...

      800*.45+500+7

      (I'm guessing they're counting embedded moisture in the 45% water specification?, the alternative is bakers dough formulas which are called "percent" but are really ratios by weight, and typically 100 parts/percent/grams/oz of flour would get about 60-something parts of water... 45 would probably make hardtack?)

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    44. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by ratbag · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I gleaned the figures from a variety of sources (particularly the water one, which came from a "green eating" site complaining about the increase in water content) so there'll be some double counting. Wheat flour definitely has some water in it, maybe around 14% at the start of processing.

    45. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Preservative or sourdough? Plus the plastic bag?

      Here in Sweden almost all bread is industrial and comes in a bag so to speak (I don't think I ever see any preservatives in the listings. Some of them are frozen after baking and transported to the store like such and de-frozen on the shelves though.)

    46. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously a vacuum is not chemical. A question about the definition of chemical: how much of the volume of a gas (or any type of matter, for that matter) can one call chemical. Is it just the particles and not the volume, or is it entirely a chemical? Do you have more chemicals when you heat it so its volume becomes bigger? Or is it the volume at T0 (room temperature) or 0 Kelvin?

      If the answer is room temperature, then the bread is entirely chemical, volume-wise as well as mass-wise. I really don't know the answer, actually.

    47. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Bread goes hard from losing moisture. Bread goes stale from crystallization of the starch (according to WP, the water still leaves the starch, but not the bread). I thought memorizing everything Sheldon has ever said was mandatory before posting on /.

    48. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Wait, what? Fat will make the bread go hard faster, at least high amounts of it.

    49. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Are those dense cubic rye breads in more or less air-tight plastic?

    50. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by lauwersw · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of bread you make and how you store it, but mine lasts for at least 4 or 5 days, without any preservatives (except for some salt). It might be a bit dry after 2 days, but if you only slice it when you're going to eat it, it's not too bad.

    51. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You do realize not everybody lives in sugar addicted countries right? Yeast are fine eating the sugars in the wheat.

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    52. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by slim · · Score: 2

      Rye flour isn't normal. It barely has any gluten!

      But, normal homemade bread with just water, salt, wholewheat flour and sourdough starter will stay fresh for a week or so.

      Long rising periods are key. The yeast "farms" itself a probiotic environment which just happens to improve the keeping qualities of bread, and improve the digestibility of wheat.

    53. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by slim · · Score: 1

      Don't be offended, but if something goes wrong in my breadmaking process and it doesn't rise properly, I refer to it as "German bread".

    54. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I go to my local bakery and they put my fresh bread in a bag. Am I doing it wrong?

      yes, you're supposed to buy a baguette, grow a mustache and drive around on a bicycle in a striped shirt with the baguette under your arm, preferably singing.

      you put preservatives into the bread if you want it to last. and at least around here bagged bread goes bad in a few days too, so you have to look at the date on the bag if you like it soft(this is not in france). the only stuff that lasts "long" time is imported bagged hamburger buns & the like and they go bad super fast if you open the bag too.

      in other news, in france you can get fresh baguettes delivered to your apartment, like a milkman but instead it's for bread.

      this new technique is interesting because it's essentially just a sterilizer - though who knows how fresh tasting it stays. it just doesn't get mouldy.

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    55. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Shortening did awesome things to bread.

    56. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Reducing your wheat/starch intake (starch in excess includes like...potatoes and rice) will reduce your cholesterol.

    57. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 0

      Actually soy is poisonous. In an apocalyptic situation our plan here is to grow soy on the outer rim of the farm because people coming to steal the food will die if they start picking and eating the beans.

    58. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by xelah · · Score: 1

      It'll last longer if you add a little fat. A teaspoon or two of butter or olive oil, for example. (And don't keep it in the fridge, but probably you know that).

    59. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fair to say that a physical thing is comprised of the matter remaining within its electromagnetic field. So the air in an open pocket in a slice of bread - not really bread. The gas in a fully encircled bubble in bread is - bread.

      So I'm with GP. 100% of bread is composed of chemicals. (now, 120% of bread is 20% marketing. That's a different story)

    60. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by DrLang21 · · Score: 3, Informative

      For contrast, one of the most popular brand name white breads in the USA (Wonder Bread) has this list of ingredients.

      Whole wheat flour, water, wheat gluten, high fructose corn syrup, contains 2% of less of: soybean oil, salt, molasses, yeast, mono and diglycerides, exthoxylated mono and diglycerides, dough conditioners (sodium stearoyl lactylate, calcium iodate, calcium dioxide), datem, calcium sulfate, vinegar, yeast nutrient (ammonium sulfate), extracts of malted barley and corn, dicalcium phosphate, diammonium phosphate, calcium propionate (to retain freshness).

      I don't know what half of that crap is.

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    61. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Complaining about the increase in water content? What bullshit hippiism is that

    62. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Rich0 · · Score: 2

      I'm a chemist. I also bake bread.

      The volume of a gas is the area that it occupies, which is the volume of the container it fills at equilibrium.

      So, both by volume and mass bread is 100% chemicals.

      However, when I make bread I use chemicals like salt, water, flour, and yeast. The last two are mixtures (well, so are the first two, but even kitchen grade salt and water are reasonably pure).

      And yes, bread composed of only those ingredients will only last about a day. Throw in butter or milk and it will last a bit longer. However, if you want to stick it on a store shelf you need to break out the stuff with long names (many of those stabilizers are in fact natural in origin, but much more highly processed).

    63. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      In that case approx 99,999999% (slightly educated guess) of everything is nothing because atoms are mostly empty, molecules are mostly empty and molecules in gas are quite far away from each other.
      If something does not contain nothing then it's a black hole.

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    64. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The flour itself is generally sufficient to feed the yeast (just a simple carbohydrate), though sometimes sugar is still added, often to enhance browning, or enzymes can be used to do this (they convert flour to sugar).

      And yeast can be made in a continuum from culture to various grades of preserved yeast, with varying levels of activity. All of those contain some level of dead yeast, just as any significant volume of space on the surface of the earth will contain some dead people.

    65. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember in the old days when better things were just considered sinful and/or of the devil? Now they're bad for you. Nice to see old reactions are getting new outlooks.

    66. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Well, the maker of Wonder bread, Hostess, just went belly up, so I'm not so sure how popular that brand of bread really could be.

    67. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you were in the UHmerika, it would be made with Brominated flour. I believe europe has banned that. in UHmerika, its still standard (though unlabeled) in most commercial flours. as a consumer you pay more for unbrominated.

    68. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White bread (crappest possible) and cheap margarine are an absolute must for a decent chip butty.

      There's no other use for the stuff mind as it's rank but chip butties absolutely must have crap white berad.

    69. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tofu's delicious? What in the world did I eat called tofu? Tofu, to me, has no taste. It's like a sponge and soaks up the dishes flavors.

    70. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      you're insane, It's obviously mostly flower.

      Well, that's OK then - silly me, thinking for all these years that bread was mostly flour...

    71. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, we have over 140 types of bread. Not sure what type you're referring to! :D -- we do have bread sold in air-tight plastic (usually toast), which is usually sliced and only the good brands make bread that lasts for a long time -- and rye bread is very common here, also rye/wheat mix bread. The rye/wheat mix bread is often called farmer's bread. The normal bread is usually sold in loaves and the bakery will cut it up for you when you purchase it (DON'T!! b/c it'll reduce bread life!) -- not sure what you mean by "dense" bread or "cubic" bread. I've had real American sandwich bread before, but we don't have that here (there are some approximations though). But the dough of farmer's bread for instance is three to five times as rich in weight and content, and often times, one slice is enough to make you feel full.

    72. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I realize that you just copied it from Wikipedia, but that sentence is an uninformative grammatical nightmare that happens to contain a lot of convincing chemical names.

    73. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe the question posed by the "suspicious" consumer was rhetorical, "rude" commenter.

    74. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, according to something I watched/read/listened to (I forget which) recently, when bread goes stale the moisture hasn't actually left, as in evaporated. If you weigh it, it will have lost very little weight. What has happened is that the water re-combines with (IIRC) the starch. It had been driven out of the starch by the heat of baking. That is why microwaving the bread will drive the water out again, temporarily making it 'fresh'. But microwaving has other effects, such as making the protein combine into longer, tougher chains or something. I forget the details, but I think this captures the gist.

    75. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More for pumpernickle.

    76. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      What, you think your homemade bread doesn't have any chemicals in it?

      Everything is chemicals.

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    77. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, while yeast is *made* of chemicals, it is not, in and of itself, a chemical. The same goes for flour, though it could be categorized as a chemical compound.

      Of course, neither of those nit-picks change the fact that bread is, indeed, made 100% of chemicals.

    78. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean a theoretical vacuum... which is called theoretical for a reason.

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    79. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have weird taste in bread. I've never even heard of flour made from flowers. Most people use a grain, i.e. the germinated seeds long after the flowers have gone.

    80. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this Wonder bread you speak of? I think the unions have killed it.

    81. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I did a style that involved molasses ... that lasted forever.

    82. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I did a style that involved molasses... that lasted forever.

    83. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Sourdough lasts ridiculously long.

    84. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tofu is disgusting!

    85. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Ask a Baker to count out a dozen.

    86. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      That's why we have these interesting procedures called 'food preparation.'

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    87. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bread lists the following as ingredients (no, I don't buy this stuff; my family does.):

      "Unbleached enriched flour, water, high fructose corn syrup, vital wheat gluten, salt, yeast, malt, soybean oil, vinegar soy flour, calcium sulfate, enzymes, sodium stearoyl lactylate, monoglycerides, ascorbic acid, calcium peroxide, azodicarbonamide, L-cystene, calcium propionate"

      Now, the question is: can you wade through the jargon and papers to provide a useful assesment of the health effects of some of these ingredients? (I've even linked to the Wikipedia articles for your convenience. I'll allow you a free pass on the azodicarbonamide since you seem to be from the UK and it is actually banned for use in food products in Europe.) Well?

      I thought not. Google may be our friend but you are not a food chemist or biologist and neither am I. In the future, please use *your* loaf (what a quaint expression) before posting unhelpful comments.

    88. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like friendship bread I'd imagine.

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    89. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because a teaspoon of sugar in a whole loaf is really all that much... Hyperbole much?

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    90. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes but most people are too stupid to know that and will kill themselves. I mean I eat taro, which is viciously toxic.

    91. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Context, idiot.

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    92. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by seffala · · Score: 1

      The other 10% is made of Whooosh.

    93. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, you don't want bread without some salt. Sure, completely unsalted bread is edible, but the taste is distinctly poor.

    94. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call (outer / deep) space chemical, even though it isn't a real vacuum.

    95. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      And hence the fact that I pointed out that yeast and flour are mixtures. But then again, so is every "chemical" on the shelf of every chemistry lab.

    96. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Rye flour isn't normal. It barely has any gluten!

      Since when is gluten required to call something "flour"? It's just a different type of flour, quite prevalent in some parts of the world.

      But, normal homemade bread with just water, salt, wholewheat flour and sourdough starter...

      I think for the vast majority of people, "normal" bread means white wheat flour, not whole wheat. But so what? Rye flour, by the way, is much better for creating and maintaining sourdough cultures than wheat... again, everyone's definition of "normal" is different.

    97. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      And yes, bread composed of only those ingredients will only last about a day.

      That is a big overgeneralization. It depends on type of flour, storage conditions, fermentation strategy, moisture content of bread, etc. A crusty white baguette created with fast fermentation and left on the counter may be stale within a matter of hours. A whole-grain lean bread made with slow fermentation, use of preferments or sourdough rather than direct mix and instant yeast, stored properly could easily last a week.

    98. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Why not? It has trace amounts of chemicals in it.

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    99. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by jimshatt · · Score: 1

      Yes it has chemicals *in it*, as you say. But that doesn't make it a chemical as a whole. Anyway, definition schmefinition. I'm not an expert (obviously :) ), so I'm sure you're right and I'm wrong.

    100. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was one of the most popular brands. Wonder Bread is no more!

    101. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they use vegetable shortening or margarine in the bread, they'll get trans fats.

    102. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      Well, I'm no expert either but I agree this is all just silly semantics. What was the point again?

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    103. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Eww...tofu tastes like liquidy bitter cheese. I imagine it being like pouring milk for your cat, and he doesn't drink it, and left it there for a day til it curds. Then you dump it on a plate and eat it.

      No thanks. Somebody has to pay me to eat tofu.

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    104. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by canadiannomad · · Score: 1

      If bakers were able to use the microwave technology, they would be able to avoid these additives.

      Still I like this part.
      I mean if we can avoid the preservatives and added flavourings to mask the preservatives, that would ultimately be a good thing, wouldn't it?

      But there's no need to speculate about any of this, because the ingredients are listed on the label.

      Somewhere I have a picture of the ingredients list on a can of coke I drank recently. It said: "Ingredients: Carbonated water, Coca-Cola(tm) flavouring."
      Not kidding. Thankfully the laws in Canada/US are better, but sometimes I wonder to what extent.

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    105. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by quenda · · Score: 1

      happens to contain a lot of convincing chemical names.

      Which bit of "fatty acids, wheat gluten and enzymes" do you not understand? These are all terms commonly used by laymen.
      Fatty acid is just fat/oil, gluten is protein, and enzymes are chemical catalysts, such as used by your gut for digestion, or in washing powder.
      But whether you know that or not, the list provides a starting point for reading.

      Anyone who cares about what they eat should know (now is your chance) that monoglyceride and diglyceride oils are emulsifiers.
      The one you want to avoid is trans-fat.

      Bottom line: none of those additives are controversial*, much less shown to be harmful. The only arguments are over taste and texture.
      In most countries, you can read the ingredients on the packaging.

      (*excluding such sites as stopkillingmykids.com - you can decide from the domain name if it is a hysterical alarmist nutter-blog.
      Hey hippy - your kids are dying because you had a breech homebirth with no qualified midwife, or they ran around with other feral unimmunised plague hosts.)

    106. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Why only a tiny volume %? Everything is chemicals. It's either a chemical or it doesn't exist in physical form.

      Oh come on, it may be vague but you know someone isn't referring to "100%" if they're referring to the mass fraction or volume fraction of bread that might be derived from chemicals. That would be an argumentum ad lexicon, a fallacious argument that pivots on some irrelevant dictionary definition.

    107. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the fermentation strategy actually matters so much. I buy moisture content, but I think a bigger factor is fat content. Whole-grain bread contains more fat, so that will tend to last longer than white bread. Start tossing in butter/oil/etc and the bread will last longer still.

      I haven't found fermentation approach to affect the life of my bread much (when comparing the same type of bread), though it certainly can impact the flavor.

    108. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction: you don't know what 2% or less of that crap is ;)

    109. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I think a bigger factor is fat content.

      I didn't disagree with that. In most cases, adding fat of some sort will have a much more significant effect on retarding staling than most other things.

      But I was responding to the claims about lean breads made only with flour, salt, water, and yeast (which I'll take to include sourdough cultures, since they are a naturally occurring yeast, along with naturally occurring bacteria). I've found using sourdough instead of rapid-rising industrial yeast will have a significant impact on staling, partly due to what happens during (usually long) fermentation.

      I haven't found fermentation approach to affect the life of my bread much

      I don't think it makes much of a difference if you lengthen the fermentation only slightly. Going from 2 hours to 3 hours probably won't do much. Going from 2 hours to 6 hours will probably make a noticeable difference. Going from 2 hours to 24 hours makes a big difference, in my experience. I haven't studied a lot about the chemical details of staling, but part of it has to do with amylose realigning and other changes in the starch. Yeast can naturally use amylase enzymes to break down some of the starch and digest it (and thus change the availability and characteristics of the remaining starches during staling), but it's a slow process which can't happen in a fast fermentation. This is the reason why lots of people add malt powder or syrup to breads -- it makes amylase enzymes available to allow for better fermentation, generally at a faster rate. If you want to get these effects without malt, however, the best thing you can do is slow fermentation.

      When I've used a multi-stage preferment to build up to final dough, requiring perhaps a day or two of fermentation before baking the final loaf, I've found the bread stales significantly slower. It's very noticeable with sourdough, but it can also happen even with normal bakers yeast.

    110. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Thanks - I'll have to keep an eye out for that. When I do make bread I tend to ferment overnight or use a cold/wet method (the latter gives great results, but is really messy to work with). I've yet to get a french loaf to really taste decent for more than a day or two. I don't use diastatic malt, but perhaps I should some day.

    111. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Which bit of "fatty acids, wheat gluten and enzymes" do you not understand?

      The part where that's not the quoted sentence.

      Anti-staling agents used in bread are fatty acids as monoglyceride and diglyceride and wheat gluten and enzymes

      You don't see a grammatical difference between the two?

      fatty acids as monoglyceride and diglyceride and wheat gluten and enzymes

      How the fuck is that supposed to be parsed? Is this what passes for writing, barfing a bunch of nouns into a sentence, stitching them together with arbitrarily-selected words, and then leaving it to the reader to puzzle it out?

      Even if you take out your red pen and completely fix it: "wheat gluten, enzymes, and fatty acids, such as mono- and diglycerides", it's still wrong, because mono- and diglycerides aren't fatty acids, they're fatty acid derivatives.

    112. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by metaforest · · Score: 1

      When making commercial dough... say for Pizza... (which I am most familiar with.)

      50 lbs bag of mix is combine with a specific amount of water at 110F. This then mixed for a specific number of minutes, poured into a food grade 'garbage bag', sealed and allowed to rise for 18 hours in a 44F cooler.

        By specifying the temp and volume of water the mixture is extremely consistent assuming the 'doughboy' follows the spec.

    113. Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you're insinuating that 90% of what's in bread is chemically altered or produced by some artificial means, you're insane, It's obviously mostly flower.

      Chemically bleached, artificially refined and then "enriched", flour.

  6. Fridges by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    So when are they going to build it into the fridge?

    1. Re:Fridges by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      I would tend to argue against building a microwave into a refrigerator because of difficult-to-anticipate interactions between the EM and the packaging. More likely we'll see this in the form factor of a typical microwave oven, or even as an alternative setting thereon. The article notes that they implemented a system whereby the radiation is evenly distributed through the chamber, too, which I'm sure would be a welcome addition to present home microwaves.

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    2. Re:Fridges by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      That's a sensible reasoning. Even if it doesn't have cars in it.

  7. Similar to UV Sterilizer Lights in Fish Tanks by detain · · Score: 1

    Sounds just like how the UV Sterilizer Lights kill surrounding bacteria. Depending on how much this costs I could see it becoming a standard issue item in most households.

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    1. Re:Similar to UV Sterilizer Lights in Fish Tanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You've misunderstood the research.

      At the (factory) bakery they churn bread off the production line, zapping it for 10 sconds before bagging it. Once at home there are no live mould spores inside the bread, so it doesn't go mouldy.

      You'd never see this in the home itself.

  8. Yeah! This means by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Twinkies are back!

    1. Re:Yeah! This means by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

      Let's not roll the twinkie back to a mere 60 day of freshness.

    2. Re:Yeah! This means by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I once told a 10 year old that ALL the Twinkies were made back in the 1960's, stored in a big warehouse, and are shipped out as needed.

      He later got banned from the local Hostess outlet store.

  9. Acceptance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I for one already accept it, for I have read about it on Slashdot.

  10. Preservation has it's downside by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem is over time nutrician in food declines. We're so obsessed with keeping food forever it may all end up with the nutricianal value of card board. On the bright side it may reduce waste but it would tend to be abused. Bakeries may decide they can run just one day a week and take their sweet time getting to you or better yet centralize so there are a couple of mega bakeries in the country that take their time shipping all over the country. Their idea of fresh bread may be a month old. It may not form mold but it could all taste like crap but if it saves corporations money get used to it. Remember tomatoes taste like rubber because they are picked green to make them easier to transport. Corporations only care about profit.

    1. Re:Preservation has it's downside by F'Nok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really? Because most places here have options on the source of the tomatos, or bread.

      You want bread baked today, you buy the one that says "baked today".
      If people are willing to buy 30 day old bread, it's not really the fault of corporations, there are plenty of independent bakeries that could cater to your needs.

      See the organic food supply for the same effect in action. Or a local farmers market. etc

    2. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember tomatoes taste like rubber because they are picked green to make them easier to transport.

      And here I thought it was my smoking and city air.

      Jokes aside, you do have a point.

    3. Re:Preservation has it's downside by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 1

      If that day ever comes, I'll make lots and lots of money by selling authentic fresh bread for twice or thrice the price of standard bread.

    4. Re:Preservation has it's downside by guises · · Score: 1

      This isn't for fresh bread, this is for packaged bread. Sliced bread. There's no nutrition degradation and the plastic will keep it from going stale and losing any volatile flavors. I don't think your tomato comparison is really apt, I don't see how it relates to packaged bread.

    5. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bakeries may decide they can run just one day a week and take their sweet time getting to you

      What the hell kinda bakeries do you shop at???

      I will gladly pay you money to see a bakery that randomly decides to open for business one day a week. Whatever recipe that baker uses, I WANT IT.

    6. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Lee_Dailey · · Score: 1

      nutricianal => nutritional

      /crikey! i've become a spelling nazi ... [*sigh ...*]

    7. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the market allow for an expensive tomato that more wealthy and/or more picky customers would choose to want? If the demand is there, then surely we should be able to have these nice tomatoes?

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    8. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you realize that if they did do this and the bread was terrible tasting that nobody would stand for it and fork off to another store that isn't awful tasting.

      Even a giant can fall if the market wills it. Shame the governments are all too happy to waste our money in keeping them alive even if nobody wants them.

    9. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately it doesn't work that way. Most people just look at the price. There is already a generation living that claims that real strwaberries taste artificial and rather go to McDonalds than a real restaurant for a wedding dinner. You can train taste and we are on the best way that future generations wont care about what they eat.

    10. Re:Preservation has it's downside by cffrost · · Score: 1

      nutricianal => nutritional

      /crikey! i've become a spelling nazi ... [*sigh ...*]

      Well, that's better than becoming an Illinois Naz, Neo-Nazi, Soup Nai, or Original Flavor Nazi.

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    11. Re:Preservation has it's downside by bazorg · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Really? Because most places here have options on the source of the tomatos, or bread.

      I live in London and I am concerned about what happens to food quality when large supermarkets use certain food products as "loss leaders" until there are no alternatives in the region other than gourmet/specialty items that I really can't afford.

    12. Re:Preservation has it's downside by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Mass produced white bread has what nutritional value to degrade?

    13. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, of course, that the bread keeps the plastic from going stale.

    14. Re:Preservation has it's downside by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      And then you realize that if they did do this and the bread was terrible tasting that nobody would stand for it and fork off to another store that isn't awful tasting.

      Have you been to a certain mass-market burger chain lately? It tastes like greasy crap. The one here is the least tasty burger offering around where I live (because there's a couple of pubs, a handful of little restaurants and a burger truck, all selling delightful burgers), but they're also the cheapest, fastest and have the largest profit margin to afford mass advertising.

      People are (for the most part) cheap and stupid. Consequently the mass-market junk shop does the most trade even though a far superior product exists right next door for only a couple of dollars more.

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    15. Re:Preservation has it's downside by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We already eat year old apples just before the start of the season. It's just not so obvious as it used to be since storage techniques have improved, so you don't see the shrivelled cold store apples that were better for cooking than eaten raw.

    16. Re:Preservation has it's downside by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We can't have nice tomatoes because they squash in transit, so it comes down to eating tomatoes like cricket balls, tinned tomatoes or growing your own.

    17. Re:Preservation has it's downside by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      Not at a farmers market, or did you just fail to read my post at all?

    18. Re:Preservation has it's downside by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      that would still be an advantage. commercial bread is revolting regardless, so if this means it can be shipped by train or ship instead of air, that's worth it's weight in carbon for the same revolting taste.

    19. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't the market allow for an expensive tomato that more wealthy and/or more picky customers would choose to want? If the demand is there, then surely we should be able to have these nice tomatoes?

      It does. Check the organic produce section of your supermarket. Or find a roadside stand.

      However, the market also allows for melamine-laced milk to satisfy demands for Always the Low Price[tm].

      Be careful what gods you worship.

    20. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Where does the nutrition go?

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    21. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a bread machine, and a corn mill. Catch yeast to make sour dough starter and start eating real bread. Whatever passes for bread from the mass producers isn't worth the convenience factor.

      Fresh bread daily and it can become the staff of life its meant to be. Give us this day our daily bread.

      If you don't feel as greatful for your bread as they are in the bible then your not eating bread your eating something else.

    22. Re:Preservation has it's downside by ocularsinister · · Score: 2

      Here in the UK, bread already is made centrally using the ghastly Chorleywood Process. As a consequence our bread is almost universally tasteless and unpleasant - even many of the 'artisan' bakeries have no idea how to make decent bread. Its depressing to see how good bread can be when I take trips to see family/work in continental Europe.

    23. Re:Preservation has it's downside by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Some farmers have cold storage too. How do you think they sell you perishable stuff for more then 2 weeks in the year?
      As I wrote above, storage techniques have improved so those goods that have been in cold storage for a long time may be almost as good as freshly picked and shouldn't be judged against a loss of nutrition stigma from 40 years ago. At a low enough temperature it takes a very long time for many nutrients to break down.

    24. Re:Preservation has it's downside by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Not only that. I read something like that consumer preference over even colored red tomatoes has lead to people trying to grow those. But the thing was that some thing which developed sugars also was green so by picking even red tomatoes you removed the varying darker appearance / green lines / whatever and at the same time the tastier treats of those tomatoes.

    25. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either they are imported ( odd for a farmer's market) or they are nearly a year old (10 months or so adjusting for early/late seasons further north/south) because apples are only harvested once a year. Alternatively, they may not be stocked during some parts of the year.

    26. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it upsets you that people are willing to buy an inferior product if it is cheaper and faster?

    27. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does the nutrition go?

      To Bristol to visit its mum. Where else?

    28. Re:Preservation has it's downside by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If people are willing to buy 30 day old bread, it's not really the fault of corporations, there are plenty of independent bakeries that could cater to your needs.

      This is a load of poppycock. It is the fault of corporations, and here's why. Food used to be grown in a more distributed fashion. Megacorporations have used a variety of techniques both fair and foul to drive small farmers out of business. They buy up their farms and then they use them to produce (now-)GMO bulk crops that are used to produce the processed foods which are the only thing sold in supermarkets, i.e. by corporations. And supermarkets have used means both foul and fair to drive small independent markets which carried superior foodstuffs out of business. Now the landscape is littered with Fauxganic outlets like Whole Foods (aka "Whole Paycheck") and there is no quality local food available to most people. Because of economies of scale, you can buy a loaf of zero-nutrtitional-value "wheat" bread for a dollar, but a loaf of local handmade bread will typically cost you around five, and it doesn't make as many slices either.

      See the organic food supply for the same effect in action. Or a local farmers market. etc

      It's funny that you mention farmer's markets, because they used to be much more prevalent before the rise of the corporate grocery chain. I've actually bought produce grown in my place of residence, first Santa Cruz and now Lake county, which was shipped out of the county, packed, sent to a Safeway shipping plant, and brought back to my local Safeway store. And since the food growers get bought up by megacorporations, they refuse to sell locally. So in fact, it really is the fault of corporations who have dismantled our ability to purchase quality food at a fair price, and they did it deliberately to force us to buy from them.

      The best way to fight back is to make more of your own food. Don't buy the bread from Safeway or your local baker. Bake it yourself. It doesn't take very long. Do this for enough of what you eat, and you'll save enough money to wind up keeping the same amount of money while working less hours, so you have more time to enjoy your food.

      I also shop at Grocery Outlet often. It's a bit touch-and-go, but the way it works is that they sell mostly pullbacks from other stores. Our only salvation, if you can call it that, is that supermarkets drove their competition out of business by having larger selection and "lower prices" (though on inferior goods, the customer is typically not well-educated about food) but retail stores have to fill all their space or they look empty, and cause negative perception. This becomes a limiting factor when food items become too expensive for the majority to purchase, which has been happening more and more of late. The result for me is high quality food items with a relatively short expiration date, much of which has never actually proceeded past the point of cold storage before it was resold to grocery outlet due to another limiting factor of large, corporate retail outlets: inflexibility in stock.

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    29. Re:Preservation has it's downside by snadrus · · Score: 1

      I'm in USA's West coast, where Whole Foods (and others) almost guarantees to have a higher price and not compete with the "loss leader" companies, but instead sell a better product. They're running the "loss leader" companies out of (the nicer parts of) town. And with such bulk, their prices on organic products are competitive.

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    30. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ugh, thanks for the info... explains why so much U.S. bread has become inedible, with no substance or flavor at all.

      Oddly, the best old-style white bread I can currently buy (and it's very good indeed) is the French bread from of all places, Walmart.

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    31. Re:Preservation has it's downside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My son, and the people/community he lives in are dedicated to being small farmers. They sell through a farmer's market that they built themselves and keep open about 9 months a year. They believe that the small farms are going to come back as people start shopping more and more at grower's markets. No, they won't be as rich as the president of the multi-national agri-corp, but they get to take off a lot of time in the winter, stay in a close family and community environment and build a life that is healthy and balanced and reflects their personal values.

      While there are parts of their goals that I don't want to make my goals, I recognize that they have the right to them. And the result is some damn awesome fresh food.

  11. Microwaved bread? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    It can still technically be considered organic. Finally a solution to buying certified organic sandwich bread and having it go bad after 2 days.

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    1. Re:Microwaved bread? by Pubstar · · Score: 1

      This could actually be more of a wonder for Gluten Free bread. The organic bread we sell at my grocery store (fresh & easy - a company owned by Tesco) has the same shelf life as our regular bread, but none of our branded products use artificial preservatives. The GF bread we sell comes in vacuum sealed, yet still molds in about 2 weeks.

    2. Re:Microwaved bread? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gluten Free Bread? The horror!

    3. Re:Microwaved bread? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I love Alvarado St Bakery's bread, especially the california style protein bread, it's by far my favorite sandwich bread. But it definitely doesn't have the same shelf life as the other sandwich breads.

      As for gluten free bread, those are a mixed bag. Some people don't want Xanthan gum any more than they can have gluten. It used to be hard to find xanthan gum that didn't contain small amounts of gluten, but not really the case anymore. But many quick breads can be made without gluten or xanthan gum.

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  12. Other Effects by Apu+de+Beaumarchais · · Score: 0

    The article doesn't mention whether it has other effects on the food. My main concern would be with the food getting dried out, hard or otherwise unpleasant to eat as can happen when you microwave it. Instead they talk about people being potentially concerned with it not spoiling for so long and cost, but it could easily go the other way since a lot of people are concerned about the effects of preservatives and people understand cooking things makes them safe to eat and having food last a lot longer means it can go a lot further. Especially interesting with bread for me since I love to eat bread, but will only have a few slices most weeks and have to either throw out most the loaf or freeze it and defrost a few slices a week.

    Really fascinating though. I hope it proves to be a wonderful way of treating food that gets widely accepted.

  13. Staleness? by Twinbee · · Score: 2

    Okay, it resists mould, but does the bread resist going stale and hard?

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    1. Re:Staleness? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      I came here to say this. Why wouldn't the bread get stale all the same? Staleness isn't caused by mold at all. The starch in bread degelatinizes and crystallizes over time, causing the hard texture.

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    2. Re:Staleness? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I keep my bread in the bag it came in. It goes moldy long before it goes stale. If I open it up and spread the loaf out, it goes stale within hours.

    3. Re:Staleness? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can restore stale bread by heating it in an oven, which melts the crystals.

  14. "bread" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's more like a medical supplement preparation than actual food. Extremely purified starch. Without any of the essential B vitamins and fibers that are required to digest starch without getting sick, fat and stupid. (Which is also true for all white "bread".)
    Not "can"... You *have* to eat this with a wide range of fresh foods. Otherwise it's outright dangerous for your health.

    If you eat this thinking it's food, have fun with your diseases when you get old... (Please don't. I don't wish suffering upon anyone.)

    Also, except in extreme situations, why would you need bread to last that long anyway? A normal bread (not a starch sponge) lasts a couple of days at room temperature, even without cooling. A normal 500g bread is eaten in 2 days. 3-4, if you bought a 1000g one for you alone, which is a stupid mistake that won't happen again. And the bakery has fresh bread every day. Even Sundays. They bake about as much as is bought... and leftovers go to the food bank to feed the poor. Nothing is wasted.
    So this is a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist.

    Source: Medical knowledge about nutrition that is well-known since the 60s, but apparently hasn't reached bread makers and consumers yet. And basic damn common sense.

    1. Re:"bread" by jamesh · · Score: 2

      It's more like a medical supplement preparation than actual food. Extremely purified starch. Without any of the essential B vitamins and fibers that are required to digest starch without getting sick, fat and stupid. (Which is also true for all white "bread".)
      Not "can"... You *have* to eat this with a wide range of fresh foods. Otherwise it's outright dangerous for your health.

      If you eat this thinking it's food, have fun with your diseases when you get old... (Please don't. I don't wish suffering upon anyone.)

      Also, except in extreme situations, why would you need bread to last that long anyway? A normal bread (not a starch sponge) lasts a couple of days at room temperature, even without cooling. A normal 500g bread is eaten in 2 days. 3-4, if you bought a 1000g one for you alone, which is a stupid mistake that won't happen again. And the bakery has fresh bread every day. Even Sundays. They bake about as much as is bought... and leftovers go to the food bank to feed the poor. Nothing is wasted.
      So this is a solution looking for a problem that doesn't exist.

      Source: Medical knowledge about nutrition that is well-known since the 60s, but apparently hasn't reached bread makers and consumers yet. And basic damn common sense.

      Happy to hear that you live near a bakery and can go to the shop every couple of days, but not all the rest of the world[1] lives that way. The problem does exist, but maybe this isn't quite the solution.

      I live in a household that is essentially gluten free, and all the commercial baked gluten free breads that I've found are pretty horrible (except for one fruit loaf which is only edible because it's put in the toaster first and smothered with butter), so I normally make it from a pre-packaged bread mix. The same solution should work with minimal effort for regular gluten bread.

      [1] "rest of the world" is a term that may be foreign to you, but the concept is an actual real thing.

    2. Re:"bread" by ldobehardcore · · Score: 1

      It's strange, I must be in some kind of culture jam, but my family, and everyone I know (IRL) steers clear of whitebread. We all eat 9 or 7 grain bread (the wholegrain stuff). I don't really know why. I grew up with it, and can't even stand the taste of whitebread. It's like there's nothing in it.

      We aren't Amish or anything. I think there might have been some literature the family and friends read many years ago that must have made them jump the whitebread ship.

      There are bakeries, and we go there for non-sandwich bread, but not that often.

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    3. Re:"bread" by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      It's strange, I must be in some kind of culture jam, but my family, and everyone I know (IRL) steers clear of whitebread. We all eat 9 or 7 grain bread (the wholegrain stuff). I don't really know why. I grew up with it, and can't even stand the taste of whitebread. It's like there's nothing in it.

      It's been part of a culture shift in the US away from plain white bread over the past 10-20 years. Many people associate PWB with trailer-trash living and prefer to appear more upscale by buying the multi-grains, wholegrain, etc. Plus the health movement that says bleached white flour isn't the best and that you should go with unbleached flour.

      (This was actually in the news recently, but I can't remember if it was the Economist, Time Magazine, or some other online news source. They were discussing how PWB no longer has a majority share of the market.

      I much prefer the taste of a *good* whole wheat loaf over PWB. If it has texture and isn't a homogenous mass, then it's one of the better ones. The multi-grains tend to be too sweet for my tastes.)

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    4. Re:"bread" by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that most of those multi-grain breads aren't healthier. Sure, they might contain a bit more whole-grain, but lots of them are just the same white bread in disquise, and a few of them are even full of more additives. Kind of like when whole-wheat bread was just white flour with some bran thrown back in.

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  15. In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by acidfast7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... 60-day old bread sounds worse than the usual pre-sliced white (Wonder) bread that you guys usually eat :(

    1. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know! ...and then they wonder why they're all so FAT!

    2. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are saying that because you don't have good bread.

    3. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by khasim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I miss BrÃtchen. Particularly with a Rindswurst and slathered in mustard.

      Or with Nutella and coffee for breakfast.

    4. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's Bavarians. They don't eat pesky things like bread, they eat sausages!

    5. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incredible! There wouldn't be another country on earth with this 'fresh bread daily' technology.

    6. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by macraig · · Score: 1

      You make it sound as if possessing fresh mass-produced bread suddenly makes it any less insipid. It doesn't. Tasteless bread is still tasteless bread regardless how fresh it is. I never liked bread until the first time I baked my own. Even the fresh bread from supermarket bakeries is terrible. The attention to detail is absent and the ingredients and process are inferior to reduce expenses. Mass production of food just never ends well in general. The vegetables I eat now neither taste as good as those from 40 years ago nor do they even have the same nutrient value. Oh but they do have better shelf life, so there's that.

    7. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bread from the bakery actually tastes better if you keep it unsliced and properly wrapped for a couple of weeks. Of course, you have to cut away the crust unless you have perfect teeth. Check out a German bakery if you have access to one. There are hundreds of types of bread in Germany. If you bread recipe is good, you can achieve the same things of course by baking your own.

    8. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Mal-2 · · Score: 2

      For the moment at least, the only Americans still eating Wonder Bread are those who had the foresight to stock up and freeze it.

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    9. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by macraig · · Score: 1

      Bread from the bakery actually tastes better if you keep it unsliced and properly wrapped for a couple of weeks.

      Unrefrigerated? You might be tasting more than just the bread at that point....

    10. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by clodney · · Score: 1

      Mass production of food just never ends well in general. The vegetables I eat now neither taste as good as those from 40 years ago nor do they even have the same nutrient value.

      Don't forget that over the last 40 years your taste buds have been - we'll say changing, because that sounds better than deteriorating - so even identical foods today probably don't taste like they did 40 years ago.

      Aging sucks, and your taste buds are not exempt.

    11. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by macraig · · Score: 1

      I'm a super-taster. My buds are a bit more exempt than yours. :-)

    12. Re:In Germany, I buy fresh bread daily ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holland also, here in the US I really really really miss Dutch bread

  16. Figure out how to use it on a house by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Figure out a way to make one of those fumigation tents into a microwave blocker, and blast the inside of houses with it.

  17. French toast by solarissmoke · · Score: 2

    You can still make lots of pain perdu!

    1. Re:French toast by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 2

      You can prepare for a diet of stale bread by munching on hardtack.

  18. Or... by jampola · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Purchase 40% less food. Duh!

    1. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS! How is it even possible that 40% is thrown away in America? Over the past month I had to throw away just one clementine, which went mouldy probably because it got damaged in transport, but nothing else. Things nowadays are so fresh when they lie in the supermarkets that their use-by date is usually weeks in the future. And you can make it months if you freeze them. Is food in America so cheap that people don't buy fridges? And why buy so much if almost half of it has to be thrown away? I just don't get it.

    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS! How is it even possible that 40% is thrown away in America?

      Partial explanation: People feel guilty about not "eating healthy". Then they buy a bunch of fruit and veggies, which sit in the produce drawers of their fridges until they rot.

      I'd still like to see the data/math behind the 40% though.

    3. Re:Or... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      In a word, Restaurants. All of the food that is left on plates is trashed. All of the precooked and/or prepared food is trashed after its 'safe' time is up. Everything left on the salad bar is trashed.

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    4. Re:Or... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Usually the thrown-away food statistics include food which never even reaches the consumer. For example, your shop stocks too much of a certain food, and it doesn't get sold, and the shop throws it away after it got too old.

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    5. Re:Or... by j-beda · · Score: 1

      THIS! How is it even possible that 40% is thrown away in America?

      Partial explanation: People feel guilty about not "eating healthy". Then they buy a bunch of fruit and veggies, which sit in the produce drawers of their fridges until they rot.

      I'd still like to see the data/math behind the 40% though.

      http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/08/how-40-of-our-food-goes-to-waste/261498/

      "What are we doing with all that if we aren't eating it? About two-thirds of consumer food waste is due to spoilage, according to a recent survey of British citizens. Cooking too much food was largely responsible for the remaining third. In the United States, households toss out roughly a quarter of all the food they buy.

      The proportions are mostly flipped when it comes to dining out. Restaurants have an economic interest in minimizing spoilage, so they've evolved very sophisticated ways of predicting how much they'll need to buy. But they can't speak to how much an individual diner is liable to eat at a meal, which is why on average, 17 percent of meals are left on the table. Inexplicably, more than half of these "potential leftovers" aren't boxed up; they're just thrown out."

    6. Re:Or... by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Usually the thrown-away food statistics include food which never even reaches the consumer. For example, your shop stocks too much of a certain food, and it doesn't get sold, and the shop throws it away after it got too old.

      The largest percentages do seem to get lost at the consumer end though. All of the producers and shippers have clear economic incentives to decrease losses, while few households track their wastage well enough to realize how big it is.

      http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/08/how-40-of-our-food-goes-to-waste/261498/

      The fact that USA food consumption makes up for less than 10% of household income (5.5 percent at home and 3.9 percent eating out) means that as a fraction of total expenses, the wastage might not be that important to people.

      http://www.treehugger.com/health/americans-eat-the-cheapest-food-in-the-world-but-what-is-it-really-costing-us.html

    7. Re:Or... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Unless someone working in the kitchen has livestock that can eat it, and a manager willing to let 'em haul it away. In which case, there's suddenly very little waste.

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  19. Beat by McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    McDonalds have them beat by years. Their stuff does not mold. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1319562/McDonalds-Happy-Meal-bought-Sally-Davies-shows-sign-mould-6-months.html

    To be honest I thought their first picture was the old 6month old meal when I opened the page and was disgusted by it. Turns out it was the meal on day 1, than all that happened was the food dried out a bit.

    1. Re:Beat by McDonalds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't mod up anybody referencing the Daily Mail. It is a well known tabloid in the UK, and isn't really to be trusted as any sort of reliable news source.

  20. Jesus warns against hoarding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our Father who art in heaven,
    hallowed be thy name.
    Thy kingdom come.
    Thy will be done
    on Earth as it is in Heaven.

    Give us this day our DAILY bread,
    and forgive us our sins,
    as we forgive those who trespass against us,
    and lead us not into temptation,
    but deliver us from evil.

    For thine is the kingdom,
    and the power, and the glory,
    for ever and ever.
    Amen.

    1. Re:Jesus warns against hoarding by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      No, no! It's an ALLEGORY! God created BREAD that lasts 60 days, then he went to work making the WORLD and MAN. On the 70th day, he squeezed the bread absent-mindedly, saw that IT WAS GOOD, and went to his bookshelf, to take down the book marked "To Serve Man".

    2. Re:Jesus warns against hoarding by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, no! It's an ALLEGORY! God created BREAD that lasts 60 days, then he went to work making the WORLD and MAN. On the 70th day, he squeezed the bread absent-mindedly, saw that IT WAS GOOD, and went to his bookshelf, to take down the book marked "To Serve Man".

      Fortunately He still cannot decide on the receipt to choose.

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  21. 5 years old swiss roll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Recently a known tv / radio host Enbuske tasted a 5 years over due date swiss roll - and told it was just fine. 60 days for bread doesn't seem far fetched.

    http://www.mtv3.fi/uutiset/kotimaa.shtml/2012/11/1666871/enbuske-toteutti-lupauksensa-soi-viisi-vuotta-vanhaa-kaaretorttua ( in Finnish only )

    1. Re:5 years old swiss roll by dargaud · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've eaten one year old yogurts and eggs (raw too). One out of 3 yogurts would blow in your face upon opening, and one out of 3 eggs was black evilness. The eggs were waxed and irradiated to keep them for so long. It was in Antarctica and since then I've stopped reading date limits.

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    2. Re:5 years old swiss roll by Jmc23 · · Score: 2

      Why would you stop reading date limits if you are no longer in an environment where your food is specially treated to last long and when you've seen that even with extraordinary measures some of the food still goes bad?

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    3. Re:5 years old swiss roll by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of studies (many from Utah) that have been done on the subject and they all say the same thing:

      Canned goods last more or less forever if they're stored below 70 degrees f, and out of direct sunlight.
      Dry packaged goods, under the same conditions + low humidity, can last at least 20 years and still have enough nutrition to keep you alive.
      They won't taste very good and the vitamins will break down, but decade(s) old dry food can keep you alive.

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    4. Re:5 years old swiss roll by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Well, there's probably something to be said to the fact that this morning my yogurt was covered in mold, and it was still a week away from its limit !

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    5. Re:5 years old swiss roll by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Do you live in one of those places that people call milk products with dead bacteria yogurt?

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  22. This is a step back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a McDonalds burger, it will stay like new for a few years.Bread, meat etc.
    I don't see anything new here, except if this bread starts to get moldy after 60 years. Then it is a step backwards from the McDonalds bread.

    1. Re:This is a step back by chromas · · Score: 1

      Right but we're talking about food, here.

  23. The only downside by psholty2 · · Score: 0

    The only downside is that breadcrumbs must be buried 6 feet under ground.

  24. The problem in developing countries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't food waste, it's lack of nutrition; What other kind of effects does this treatment have, e.g. on the nutrition value of the products?

    Of course nobody actually develops stuff for developing countries but for the fat ass Americans who will be forced to eat anything. (See Monsanto)

    1. Re:The problem in developing countries by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to any developing countries. Food waste is human stupidity, not confined to culture.

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  25. my bread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bake my own bread. No special ingredients. Only water, flour, yeast, sourdough. It stays perfect for about 6 days. After that it gets chewy. But 90% of the time it's gone within 3 or 4 days anyway... Why would you keep break for 60 days? It's for eating!

    1. Re:my bread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do you add yeast? Sourdough is enough to make the dough grow. Is it too slow for you?

    2. Re:my bread by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Maybe because he doesn't like his bread to taste sour? There is nothing wrong with yeast, why use a substitute that influences the taste if you do not like said influence on the taste?

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  26. Flour already lasts forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we stop shipping it from factories, we could eliminate most of the wastage.

    Waste is a problem, but a social problem that needs a social solution.

  27. 60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought some bread "Mrs. Baird's" brand from the local H.E.B,in Texas, that sat on top of the fridge for a least 4-months, yet there was no signs of mold after all that time. I became scared to eat it, yet I would just look at it and put it back. Eventually I just threw it away and promised myself to never buy that "Forever Bread" again, scary I've never seen bread not go moldy after at least 8-weeks.

    1. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I'm an Aussie. I met a guy from Chicago in Amsterdam, it was his first trip overseas, he said to me "what's wrong with Dutch milk, why does it go off in a few days", I still haven't stopped laughing.

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    2. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      That is particularly funny, since the type of treatment -- ultra-high temperature processing (or "UHT") -- that makes milk last longer than a few days is virtually non-existent in America, yet quite common in a number of European nations, including the Netherlands. Sure you didn't get the anecdote backwards there, ace?

    3. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      There's fresh milk, (almost) untreated, which only lasts for a few days, and then there's milk treated with UHT and/or other processes which lasts for many months. In the Netherlands, most supermarkets have lots of the former kind and only a liitle bit of the latter, since Dutch people apparently prefer the fresh kind for its better taste. In Belgium, just south of the Netherlands, it's the other way around. Aisles full of UHT milk and only a few packs of fresh milk. People are used to the different taste and/or don't care. Dutch people in Belgium often complain about the taste of our milk, until you give them the fresh kind and they go "yes, that's what it's supposed to taste like".

      Same thing for European versus American bread: We Europeans (well, at least Dutch, Belgians, Germans, French,...) hate American bread: it lasts for weeks but tastes terrible. In the US, you have to really search for a good baker's shop to find anything resembling what we call "normal" bread.

    4. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      The most common sold milk in the Netherlands is Pasteurasation UHT or keep able milk is heated more, and tastes different. The difference in taste will not make it popular soon here.

      IF you ignore taste, like in the summary, the keep-able product is better. ........

    5. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      As an American, I'd like to clarify something here: while I won't defend the horrendous bread that gets sold in mass-market superstores, those same mass-market superstores almost exclusively sell milk that has been subjected to nothing more than regular pasteurization. UHT milk has not ever caught on in the US, and in fact it is quite rare for a store to carry it at all. If you ask for milk at a store in the US (whether it's a gigantic superstore, a regular chain grocery store, a local grocery store, or even a convenience store), you will almost certainly be directed to a refrigerated aisle for regular pasteurized milk.

    6. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by GNious · · Score: 1

      Local Delhaise (Brussels) has bulk-packages of "long play" milk (UHT) and decent selection of regular milk, except on Saturdays.
      I never really see anyone buying the UHT milk, though I occasionally (once yearly) do just to have some in backup.

      Back home (DK), I never saw/noticed UHT milk, except for certain specialty areas (like fishingboats going out for longer periods).

      As for bread, I've yet to find proper bread here in Brussels, and it is pretty strange how any bread we buy can last an easy 2 weeks on the kitchen-table before having visible molds. Would bring some with me whenever in Copenhagen, but it doesn't really last very long (gets eaten quickly).

    7. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wikipedia also shows that approximately 20% of milk sold in the Netherlands is UHT; by contrast (as I said) UHT is extremely rare in America.

    8. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Bread and milk are not food in the US, they're ingredients. One is part of a sandwich, the other is something you pour over cereal or into a cake mix.

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    9. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by philgp · · Score: 1

      I've always *preferred* the taste of UHT milk, especially on breakfast cereals. None of my friends will drink tea at my house, because I never buy pasteurised.

    10. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      that ultra-pasteurized crap is vastly inferior to the old pasteurized stuff, which is very much less good than raw milk. Similarly, reduced fat milk is inferior to whole milk--most of the nutrients are fat-soluble, and mostly HDL cholesterol is removed and what's left is mainly LDL, so you get a lot less calcium and a lot less good cholesteral and basically the same amount of unhealthy fat for "reduced fat". Terribly unhealthy.

    11. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      We moved from HTST flash-pasteurization to UP ultra-pasteurization before I stopped drinking milk. Trickling Springs Creamery is still HTST, which I have since found tastes much better than UP. I can't imagine how bad UHT must be.

    12. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Before I had a toddler running around the house, I always purchased the "organic" milk from the grocery. I didn't care about the organic part, but since it didn't sell as well as "normal" milk it was ultra pasteurized and would last for several weeks. (Lactaid is also ultra-pasteurized, but costs more.) I couldn't notice a taste difference.

      Now that I have a toddler, our milk consumption has gone from 1/2 gallon every two weeks to 2-3 gallons per week, so expiration dates are far less interesting.

    13. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you're using "America" to mean "United States of America" because we're quite familiar with UHT milk in Canada. People who can go through a carton in a week usually get pasteurized but tetra packed UHT milk is available for people who need it to last longer. We used to always take it camping.

    14. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Same thing for European versus American bread: We Europeans (well, at least Dutch, Belgians, Germans, French,...) hate American bread: it lasts for weeks but tastes terrible. In the US, you have to really search for a good baker's shop to find anything resembling what we call "normal" bread.

      Then there seems to be the male/female preference, at least, from my perspective. Every women I know seems to prefer the heavier, denser, drier bread like Pepperidge Farm; apparently it's supposed to be more "old world"; I think it tastes and feels stale, and prefer "classic" Wonder bread or Stroehmanns, which is softer, more airy, and more "moist", I suppose. One of life's little mysteries.

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    15. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he is confused about the US of A as well. We have the UHT milk here. It's not as popular, because of the perceived taste difference.

    16. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The UHT milk gets produced and sold everywhere where I live in the states. Do a lot of people buy it? No. But Horizon is one of the bigger UHT milk providers that sells their product through the big grocery chains and Walmart, Target, Kmart.

    17. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Thankfully many american grocery stores carry HTST milk products. Many of are non-homogenized. It's limited to the smaller organic/co-op type places, but thankfully they're more common than they used to be.

    18. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by kju · · Score: 1

      For quite a while there is a third kind of milk, at least over here in Germany, so called "prolonged freshness" (lÃnger frisch).

      By either microfiltration or short heating of the milk (much less than UHT) you get milk which will stay fresh for about two to three weeks. The dealers love that milk because there is less risk of waste and they only need to order less frequently. Unfortunately there is absolutely no gain to the customer because once the milk was first opened, it will bet bad as fast as "normal" milk. Also the "longer fresh" milk tastes not so good.

      These days it is getting rather hard to get "normal" (fresh/traditional made) milk.

    19. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Grow up. In common parlance "America" refers to the country, "North America" to the continent, and "The Americas" to both continents together.

    20. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Non-homogenized milk is terrible. All those floating chunks of fat granules ugh.

    21. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by SuperQ · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm.. milk fat. So tasty.

    22. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      In Australia most milk is this third kind, "pasteurised", which as you say is treated with heat for less time than UHT. UHT is sold in supermarkets but less common, used for camping etc.

      In fact it is illegal to sell raw milk in Australia. If you want to get it you have to find a dairy farmer. This makes me wonder if chocolate manufacturers use raw milk.

      Pasteurised milk has an expiry of 1 to 2 weeks. In my experience opening it rarely shortens this life - you need to close the top quickly to minimise bacteria. Interestingly the west deregulated the dairy industry a few years ago and as a result a lot of milk is transported from the east. Somehow the average expiry went from 1 week to the 1 to 2 weeks, perhaps they have a slightly longer heat treatment.

      Recently there was a permeate scare when the local tabloid current affairs 'exposed' the practice of re-adding milk permeate (a by product of filtration that contains whitish water, fat and vitamins) to milk. Most milk now advertises itself as permeate-free.

    23. Re:60 days! Thats nothing. by afidel · · Score: 1

      Most larger supermarkets have a bakery section where you can purchase "artisan" breads (aka ones made fresh by a person not something spit out of a factory 800 miles away a week ago). I prefer my side bread to be artisan but prefer my sandwiches on factory bread because that's what I grew up with. I did quite enjoy the good black bread and sausages when I lived in Germany for 6 weeks though =)

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  28. No thanks. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

    I like my bread freshly baked either from my local baker (first choice) or from my trusty bread machine. I have no interest in old, crappy preservative riddled, chemical crap in my food thank you very much. Maybe useful for astronauts or arctic explorers etc. but this is exactly the sort of thing that is simply not needed.

    Not to mention the fact that a bit of bread mould is good for you !

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    1. Re:No thanks. by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the fact that a bit of bread mould is good for you !

      A bit of a rye fungus derivative is even better for an amusing afternoon.

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  29. Freeze it by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

    I buy 1/2 sized loaves and freeze them, these loaves are sold in a breathable wrapping. I take them out a few hours before I need them (or pop in the microwave if I am in a rush). I don't buy bread that is wrapped up in a plastic bag - such bread is generally tasteless mush.

  30. What? Just Ask McDonalds! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Informative

    What's the big deal here?

    McDonalds has figured out how to make an entire hamburger, including the bun, last for 20 years without molding.

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  31. no great news. by ruir · · Score: 1

    The operation comes with a cost, probably losing most of the nutrients after the "treatment". Food already loses most of the value after being irradiated, and this is a worrisome trend.

    1. Re:no great news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why would you think this exactly?
      Delicate cell structures can be disrupted by microwaves, etc. In general vitamins, minerals, and other such structures aren't really affected.
      Complicated Amino acids and proteins, maybe, but a statement like "food already loses most of the value..." needs at least some kind of scientific backing.

  32. Well this is great, except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you OPEN the bread it will go bad. Most of the bread in my house goes "bad" because my girlfriend opens it and leaves the open package out on the table until it gets hard. Even if you re-closed it properly like a normal human, mold spores would still get in when you opened it, so it would still be a problem. I think this technology would only really help people to keep unopened packages for loner.

  33. NEWSFLASH: PRESERVING BREAD by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    Bread actually can be frozen and taken out slice by slice when required. It remains quite fresh if it's wrapped and sealed. An amazing piece of technology called a "Freezer" can do this for you at minimal expense.

    Now, if it says fresh after sixty days - then you have a breakthrough. Bread without mould after sixty days could be re-used as quite an effective mallet for woodwork.

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    1. Re:NEWSFLASH: PRESERVING BREAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you don't slice the bread and keep it wrapped, it usually doesn't catch on mold. Putting it in the freezer is a no-no b/c it catches on water.

      Bread after 60 days (2 months) can be very tasty and still moist inside (bread LIVES b/c of the sourdough bacteria) -- IF the crust dries up after 1-2 days. 6 month bread (aka "century bread") is a specialty in Switzerland, and people in Germany often keep bread for several weeks. In earlier days, it was essential for survival to have bread that lasts very long.

    2. Re:NEWSFLASH: PRESERVING BREAD by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      In a freezer, usually at -18 C(approx 0 F) bread doesn't contract moisture.
      In a cooler, usually at +7 C (44 F) bread does go stale quite fast. The fact that a -18 C freezer is well below the freezing point of water causes most of the free water in the air to freeze to the bag. The water in the bread itself stays where it is. The crystallization does cause some trouble and that's definitely noticeable in the structure and the taste of the bread, but it's safe to eat.

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    3. Re:NEWSFLASH: PRESERVING BREAD by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      Do you know if there is actually a cost? TFA says it's a big microwave and thus it's not actually irradiating the food in the manner that you seem to suggest. Furthermore according to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven#Effects_on_food_and_nutrients) no nutrients are lost so long as the microwaving process is done correctly. TFA has nothing in it about the loss of nutrients, so where do you derive your facts from? Your quotations around the word treatment suggests derision to a technology that it seems you don't understand. Microwaves are safe and indeed pass through your body everyday from both man-made and natural sources. I'd suggest doing some research into this -- it's not a harmful thing and it's nothing new. It's just applied in a different way (assuming TFA's oversimplification of the device wasn't too over simplified).

  34. Yum, stale bread... by bWareiWare.co.uk · · Score: 1

    If you store bread sensibly it goes stale long before it spoils?

  35. "Quality feel"? by macraig · · Score: 1

    Considering that nearly all commercially mass-produced bread is insipid uninviting junk made with homogenous inferior ingredients and yet consumers still buy it by the truckload, I don't think "quality feel" will be an issue at all. People who aren't super-tasters won't even notice the difference, if they're willing to eat the junk that is mass-produced now.

  36. Great, but... by peppepz · · Score: 1

    ...what does it taste like? Scientific progress aside, food should always be a pleasure, that's why we don't eat astronauts' food unless we need to.

    1. Re:Great, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actual sourdough bread actually improves in taste the longer you store it -- in some areas of the world, like Germany and Switzerland, it is not uncommon to have bread that is several weeks old (in some cases several months). Back in the olden days, people made bread only when they had access to wheat (and/or rye), and had to store it for a very long time.

      There's nothing like a good rye bread!

  37. Evolution by kbg · · Score: 1

    If the process kills all mold spores and this is repeated again and again, doesn't that imply that if this becomes widespread practice that nature will develop super mold that can survive this process?

    1. Re:Evolution by mlw4428 · · Score: 1

      No. "If the process kills all mold spores" The key in your statement is the "kills ALL" -- if there's nothing left to evolve new traits then resistant strains can't develop.

    2. Re:Evolution by kbg · · Score: 1

      Well I of course I meant almost all, it only takes one mutation for a spore that survives the process to start this chain of events.

  38. If 40% of bread is thrown away by __aarimw2106 · · Score: 1

    Make 40% smaller loaves? Also, I've found wrapping fancy artisan bread in aluminum foil keeps the crust texture up until it gets moldy, which is 6 to 8 days depending on temperature hereabouts. YMMV

    1. Re:If 40% of bread is thrown away by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Nope...children, the largest consumer of bread in the home, will still throw away the heels and tear off the crusts. That's 35%, the other 5% is the package that's green 'cause you forgot it was in there.

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    2. Re:If 40% of bread is thrown away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buying unsliced bread in whole loaves (check out a real bakery) and keeping it wrapped prevents mold. A good rye bread can last several months without drying up inside.

    3. Re:If 40% of bread is thrown away by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      A smart parent would make a rule about storing these pieces to make bread pudding, dressing (stuffing for the USians), or bread crumbs to top mac&cheese or etc...

      Children aren't stupid. If they realize they can get a tasty treat by doing some small tasks beforehand you're already half way there. As a bonus, you're teaching them essential living skills.

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  39. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by Zouden · · Score: 1

    Why would they do that when the burgers are prepared frozen and cooked on the spot?

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  40. Useless discovery by jcphil · · Score: 1

    I bake bread on a regular basis. Unless you add lots of other food ingredients like egg or other perishable stuff, it will go dry long before it becomes moldy. So, this "discovery" doesn't solve a real problem.

  41. Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if they can get it to stay fresh and good tasting for 60 days... Bread tends to get stale after 4-6 days. Probably because it is not sealed air-tight, nor vacuum-sealed. I suspect if bread (and many other foods) were sealed with as much air removed as could be (without crushing the bread), and it was frozen, it would last much longer.

    Bread dos clast somewhat longer if refrigerated, and much longer if frozen.

    1. Re:Now by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Doesn't vacuum wrapping extract moisture? That would mean it would go stale fast in a light vacuum. Bread is an open cell structure, so the moisture from the inside would be pulled out into the air by decompression.

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  42. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by ikaruga · · Score: 2

    They don't. McDonalds never successfully developed any method to make their cooked products imperishable. The reason the McDonalds standard burger can "last" for so long is, first, the dehydration due to the frying process and, second, the huge amount of salt they use. If you read reports on this subject you will notice it's always the basic 1 dollar burger, not the moister double cheese burgers, BigMacs, quarter pounders, etc..(Dammit I got hungry). Also just because it's not visible rotten, it doesn't mean it's safe to eat.

  43. Summary lies (shocking) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The study found that families throw away between 14% and 25%, not 40%.

  44. Non problem for me by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Together the dog and I go through a load in two days.

  45. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

    http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/11/the-burger-lab-revisiting-the-myth-of-the-12-year-old-burger-testing-results.html

    So there we have it! Pretty strong evidence in favor of Theory 3: the burger doesn't rot because it's small size and relatively large surface area help it to lose moisture very fast. Without moisture, there's no mold or bacterial growth. Of course, that the meat is pretty much sterile to begin with due to the high cooking temperature helps things along as well. It's not really surprising. Humans have known about this phenomenon for thousands of years. After all, how do you think beef jerky is made?

  46. Re:this is great news - not really by poetmatt · · Score: 0

    You think the equivalent of killing mold spores/antibacterial agents is not going to have side effects? Not only on people, but on bacteria which happen to live on/in the bread? In addition, questions of what actually happens to these food products post treatment? Are they safe to eat?

    Oh right, they don't get into actually studying stuff like that.

  47. At least 60 days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This means we'll get food at least 60 days old!

  48. Re:this is great news - not really by mug+funky · · Score: 2

    i think the whole "are microwaves dangerous" thing was settled with the whole mobile phone thing.

  49. Wtf? by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Newflash numbnuts - cholesterol is a vital part of our biochemistry. Without it cell membranes would fall apart. The problem comes when its eaten in excess. But you could say that about anything - salt, sugar, protein, carbs, even water.

    AFWIW a high protein low carb diet is actually quite healthy. Protein doesn't give you heart problems OR make you fat. Ask any athlete. Though if you over indulge over a long period of time it can give you kidney issues. And bad breath.

    1. Re:Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..and gout

    2. Re:Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also makes your semen taste awful.

    3. Re:Wtf? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the problem comes when there's too much of it in our blood. How well that actually correlates to how much we eat is not well-accepted.

    4. Re:Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true atkins moron. Your body produces *all* of the cholesterol necessary for optimal function. You do not need *any* dietary cholesterol.

    5. Re:Wtf? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      How well that actually correlates to how much we eat is not well-accepted.

      There may be some people with a genetic mutation who can rapidly convert dietary cholesterol to blood cholesterol. I've seen some studies that suggest the mutation is in vitamin B processing.

      This isn't an issue for the vast majority of people. Soon enough a gene sequence will be more valuable than a physical exam.

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    6. Re:Wtf? by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      If you get enough fat from vegetables, your body will make all the cholesterol that it needs. Human bodies do not need to eat cholesterol. We do need to eat fats, protein, salt and carbs. Excess cholesterol is associated with heart disease (check AHA), the leading killer in these United States and maybe soon the world.

      http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/lcod.htm

  50. It's not just mould though by DrXym · · Score: 1
    Forget the mould. Bread goes stale in about 5 days. So you have delicious rock hard bread. So unless they developed a way for the bread to stay moist for 60 days, it's not much damned good.

    My kids need gluten free food and a lot of gluten free breads & rolls are delivered packed in smaller portions in sealed plastic filled with nitrogen and have a shelf life of several months. I imagine that something similar would have to be done with 60 day bread. But I'm not entirely sure what the research is showing which hasn't already been put into practice with GF.

  51. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Ah come on, it was a J-O-K-E and you linked to a place called "Serious Eats"?!
    Clearly they aren't going to be having any fun with it.

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  52. think larger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFA:

    We introduce the microwave frequencies in different ways, through a slotted radiator. We get a basically homogeneous signal density in our chamber - in other words, we don't get the hot and cold spots you get in your home microwave.

    Forget bread, I want that microwave!

  53. They will use it for everything, not just bread. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody so far seems to be commenting about the use of this technology for bread. However, the article says that this technlogy can be used for many other kinds of food, including many fruits and vegetables. The article says the only type of fruit that the device was unable to treat was cantalope. So all of you people saying you'll just buy fresh baked bread from a bakery are missing the point that this will be used on everything in the whole supermarket, including most fruits and vegetables. Goodbye to fresh fruit and vegetables unless you buy them from a farmer's market.

  54. Food irradiation could do this too by jjh37997 · · Score: 1

    We've already have the tech to preserve food safely for months at a time using ionizing radiation, it's called food irradiation. Sadly, the anti-nuke kooks have blocked it and people have needlessly died as a result. I'm thinking this will go the same way..... although people are less scared of microwave radiation so I hope I'm wrong.

  55. Re:this is great news - not really by Phrogman · · Score: 0

    Yes, in the traditional Capitalist manner: tons of money was dumped by manufacturers on producing enough reports that showed there was no hazard to using their products, and the contrary evidence was buried or questioned relentlessly until a way was found to make it seem dubious at best. Bribes were also used without doubt.

    Its the same technique Big Pharma uses to ensure its products are safe :P

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  56. Sounds like Dwarf bread to me by gnalre · · Score: 1

    The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him
    was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were
    baked.

    Terry Pratchett

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  57. Pannetone: The 12-month bread by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Panettone bread lasts for a year.

  58. Re:this is great news - not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If cell phone transmissions were dangerous, 90% of the USA population would have brain cancer.

  59. Re:this is great news (off topic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A post that was concise, yet contained more information than anyone needed. A mod point to you as thanks for bringing back a little bit of the old Slashdot.

    - Farmer Tim

  60. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

    Due to the high level of sodium McDonalds food is never really safe to eat for me.

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  61. APK Re:Real bread goes stale after 1 day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BREAD is like my DICK! It doesn't "come" in a bag!

    APK

  62. Sourdough bread stays mold-free by tulimulta · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Sourdough bread stays mold-free, when baked in small loaves. The traditional Finnish style was to bake loads of sourdough rye bread at a time, and store them hanging from rods suspended close to the ceiling. It just gets slowly harder when it dries, but very rarely gets moldy. So this "technology" is pretty ancient...

  63. Re:this is great news - not really by ArhcAngel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I attended a class in which a food scientist basically made the assertion that any bread that didn't spoil after a couple of days wasn't fit for human consumption. His reasoning was that if bacteria don't want to eat it then you don't either.

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  64. APK Re:Yeah! This means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had a "twink" yesterday. Find them on Craigs List M4M!

    APK

  65. a day late and a dollar short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....this could have SAVED Hostess smh....

  66. Twinkies! by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Wonder (no pun intended) if they borrowed some of the technology from what allows the twinkie to last 20 years LOL.

  67. I can almost see the end of this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    60 day zombies will finally appear. I guess the world won't end in 21-12-2012 after all.

  68. Re:this is great news - not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's an idiot. By that logic hardtack isn't fit for human consumption. Unenriched bread that does spoils instead of going stale (self-preserving) is not kept properly or isn't done right.

  69. Re:this is great news - not really by poetmatt · · Score: 0

    we're not talking about putting your head directly on a radio tower's transceiver. That doesn't mean it has to cause explicitly brain cancer, either. Ear problems? head problems? skin problems? nobody knows.
      The answer as to the danger has yet to be confirmed in the US, but other countries appear to imply that their initial results simply warrant more research.

    Lazy obvious troll is lazy and obvious.

  70. Re:this is great news - not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone seriously believe that cell phones cause any sort of bodily problem, they're just an idiot.

  71. Europe has had this for decades. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They call it Food Irradiation and it is perfectly safe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_irradiation

    They do it in the U.S. to our mail to kill off any anthrax. The U.S. consumer just freaks out at the word "radiation" as if their lightbulbs don't "radiate" light.

  72. Summary misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The average American family doesn't waste 40% of their food; there is approx 40% wastage across the whole cycle, from farms, to spoilage in transit to problems in stores to uneaten food in restaurants. From TFA:

    According to various estimates, American families throw out between 14 and 25 percent of the food and beverages they buy.

    1. Re:Summary misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I hate about this is that these studies are used in other countries to justify legislation and government programs ...

  73. Re:What? Just Ask McDonalds! by rgbrenner · · Score: 1

    just thought you'd find it interesting how it lasts so long.

    personally, i don't eat mcdonalds/fast food because it's disgusting.. so I was curious about what they put in it to make it last forever (and it turns out nothing).

  74. What? No Teenagers?! by lemur3 · · Score: 1

    I always laugh at the fools posting the 'omg mcdonalds burgers dont rot' things.. because obviously they dont have a disgusting teenager.

    I can assure you that the made with love homemade burgers that ive made, using high quality ingredients will sit unrotted and looking just like said mcdonalds burger that sat out for weeks: because ive dug them out of the corners of a kids bedroom.

    perhaps people should try it themselves, or ask their teen to do it.

  75. Re:this is great news - not really by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    In addition, questions of what actually happens to these food products post treatment? Are they safe to eat?

    Do you have a microwave oven in your kitchen? Has it ever poisoned you? You sound like my sister's husband, "microwaves change the cellular structure!!" Well, duh, so does conventional cooking. The fact is we have decades of data about eating microwaved food, and the data say it's safe.

    I can see the cave nerd Ogg and his new invention, "cooked food". His brother in law Org asks "is that safe?"

    Lots safer than eating it raw, Org.

  76. Doesn't matter by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    If we stop throwing out $165 billion a year the food industry will suffer and we'll end up paying $165 billion for a loaf of bread. Can't win.

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  77. Why we (or I) throw away so much food? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    We don't live in a country where most people are walking past the grocery store daily and grabbing the foods and produce they need for the night. We shop in bulk now because the grocery story probably isn't around the corner and it's so inconvenient to go daily and maybe even weekly. So, now there's a larger window between food purchase and consumption.

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  78. Re:this is great news - not really by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    The idea is you seal the product then kill the microbes. Thus it isn't spoiling as there is nothing in there to want to eat it. Break the seal and it would spoil just as fast.

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  79. Re:this is great news - not really by X0563511 · · Score: 1

    Why is it any different than ingesting the spores and letting your digestive acids/enzymes kill them?

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  80. Big meanie by manaway · · Score: 1

    You can't mention homemade mustard and peach BBQ sauce without giving detailed recipes! That's just cruel. /* Looks at yellow mustard and BBQ-flavored high fructose corn syrup in fridge, makes sad face. */

  81. That's a recipe for French Bread by sirwired · · Score: 1

    That's a recipe for a traditional baguette. If you want your bread to not go stale in 12 hours or so, you'll want to add some fat (Olive Oil, Vegetable Oil, butter, lard, whatever) Sometimes it's nice to not to have to bake bread Every Single Day if you want to keep it on hand.

    And why is "fresh yeast" better? Unless you want the yeasty taste of a sourdough (which is certainly no bad thing), instant, active dry, or cake-yeast is just fine. (I use vacuum-packed SAF-Instant purchased a pound at the time... keeps in the freezer as long as I need it to.)

  82. Unforseen Consequences by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks this deserves the what-could-possibly-go-wrong tag?

  83. Jesus why spend all that money by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1

    Why spend all that money researching this when they could have just taken a look at McDonald's french fries. They stay mold free for years.

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  84. Irradiated food by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    Didn't this used to be known as irradiated food, something people objected to as it would lead to unfit food being re-processed for human consumption. As in - if it's going to be zapped - then less care can be taken in production and storage. While it would kill the bacteria, toxins remain in the produce.

    Food Irradiation

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  85. Bread keeps well frozen? by dgharmon · · Score: 1

    Bread made from frozen dough has the appearance of freshness, but within about twenty minutes undergoes change into something awful. That's why the staff at a certain world-wide franchise avoid the produce and refer to it as a s**t sandwich ..

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    1. Re:Bread keeps well frozen? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Not frozen dough, frozen baked loaf. Thawing bread is somewhat complex--you have to let it re-absorb the water, then put it in the oven at 350F for 15 minutes.

  86. Choose your evil, you get one either way by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    Mr Stull believes that the technology could impact bread in other ways. He said that bread manufacturers added lots of preservatives to try and fight mould, but then must add extra chemicals to mask the taste of the preservatives. If bakers were able to use the microwave technology, they would be able to avoid these additives.

    You see, it is just like the arguement against nuclear power: Many people say "NO NUKES!", but since nothing else is as cost effective, they are actually saying "MORE COAL!". Personally, I'd rather my hazardous waste be contained to one spot instead of vomiting it out of a smokestack for everyone else to deal with.

    Same thing with this bread. You claim the health declines, but if it is a choice between preservative and chemical-laden bread and microwaved bread, I'll take the microwaved bread any day.

    Of course, the correct answer for both is "Wind/Solar power" and "Bake your own bread", but those are not the options that either the power company or the commercial bread maker are considering.

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  87. Preserved/fresh fruit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apples are harvested at one particular time of the year, by farmers. Some of it goes to corporations. Some the farmer holds back to sell himself at "Farmer's Markets". But, the harvest only comes at a particular time of year for either. If you are buying apples right before the harvest, they are almost a year old, whether you get them from the coproration or the farmer himself. He doesn't have a magic tree that gives fruit year round.

    This is not because corporations are evil, it's just the way the world is.

    The corporation might be able to beat this to some degree by importing fruit from the southern hemisphere, effectively giving them fruit (on average) half as old as Farmer Brown.

    1. Re:Preserved/fresh fruit by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      Or you could buy seasonal produce instead of eating the same thing all year round. It's also cheaper.

    2. Re:Preserved/fresh fruit by dbIII · · Score: 1

      My point is really that we already eat stuff that is months old and barely distinguishable from being fresh off the tree. Most of the "loss of nutrients" hype is decades out of date because fruit and vegetable storage has improved to the point where it takes a very long time for the nutrients to break down. Of course other stuff doesn't keep, but my point is that some of the stuff you eat even from organic farmers markets may have been stored for some time. Putting something in the fridge doesn't make it less "organic" anyway.

    3. Re:Preserved/fresh fruit by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      Oh don't get me wrong, I totally agree with you there, the "loss of nutrients" stuff is complete bunk, and I am passionately against the whole 'organic' insanity.

      I'm just saying, these aren't the only sources, that you can have fresh produce that isn't months old, and it's probably easier to find than you expect.

      In fact, for purely economic and social reasons I choose to source most of my food skipping the middle-man in the distribution process.

      Here's an option I love locally: http://www.aussiefarmers.com.au/sustainable_shopping/

      We source locally and within each state as much as possible. This allows us to deliver our fruit and vegetables within 24-48 hours of picking.

      They deliver to my door, on their schedule.
      I take what's seasonal, available, and local where possible.
      http://www.aussiefarmers.com.au/products/greengrocer.php

      I'm also under no illusion that every single item is locally sourced or absolutely fresh, but the vast majority is, and it's a real way that I can help support farmers directly.

      I just think it's a little inane for people to blame corporations when they still choose to buy their products from the local mega-supermarket.
      That's their choice, they decided that paying less was more important than quality, sustainability, and the farmers that produce their goods.

      I decided differently, and had very little problem finding a way to support my own decisions on this.

      Not looking for alternatives is not the same as none existing.

    4. Re:Preserved/fresh fruit by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Thanks for those links.

  88. Nutricanical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i like it! my next food product will be "Nutricanical, and tastes great too!"

  89. Getting old by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a gauge R&R problem. You are 40 years older, and have a diminished sense of taste. The food isn't the only thing changing.

    1. Re:Getting old by macraig · · Score: 1

      I'm a super-taster. My sense of taste isn't so diminished. By virtue of that condition I've also been less adventurous and subjected my mouth to far fewer of the things that could "diminish" it. What the rest of you crazy people are willing to put in your mouths is amazing!

  90. Zombie bread.... by Slugster · · Score: 1

    The store I work at sells some brand of special dietary bread, gluten-free maybe? I forget the brand-name at the moment.... It has a shelf life of three months of something like that.

    It isn't even placed with the other bread. It is shelved in one of the dry-goods aisles. We call it the 'zombie bread'.

  91. Amatures. by funwithBSD · · Score: 1
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  92. Re:this is great news - not really by afidel · · Score: 1

    My dad's been using a cellphone since the 1980's, if the 5W bagphone he had back then and all the phones since then didn't cause cancer over 30 years of exposure then the couple hundred mW max units we carry today certainly aren't going to.

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  93. Immortality by piyamaradus · · Score: 1

    This would make Gilgamesh very happy.

  94. Not a new Developement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had a bag of Sara Lee Hamburger Buns Since July (from a big family BBQ), and it's still soft and Mold Free, never eating that brand again, who knows what's in that stuff.

  95. How does it kill mold spores? by dvase · · Score: 1

    So I looked over the Microzap website and I couldn't find a good explanation of how this microwave technology kills the mold spores other than the vague description:

    "The unique MicroZap technology utilizes a combination of thermal and non-thermal effects to destroy bacteria at lower (colder) temperatures, thus creating “cold pasteurization” of fresh foods and eliminates deadly pathogens."

    The thermal mechanism seems obvious, but what might be the "non-thermal effect" they are referring to?

  96. Nothing new there by Cute+and+Cuddly · · Score: 0

    There has been rumours of McDonalds bread rolls lasting over a year

  97. Bread, Shelf Stable by rsborg · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember this from their MRE-eating days? I wonder if what kind of stabilizers were used in the average military field meal.
    (we always used to joke that it was shelf-stable, but atomically unstable)

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  98. Re:this is great news - not really by mug+funky · · Score: 1

    Jesus, you'd best be trolling because I have no answer to a worldview that screwed up.

    Give us a mechanism more specific than ZOMG RADITIONS! and I'm sure somebody might take it from there.

    relentlessly questioning is how science is done btw.

  99. Screw 'natural' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chocolate that doesn't melt? Bread that doesn't mold? See, genetically engineered foods are better!

  100. Re:this is great news - not really by poetmatt · · Score: 1

    Why yes, the microwave in my kitchen is the same as an industrial one, right? /facepalm

  101. Life of bread expanded even further... by amunds0n · · Score: 0

    The same scientists found that they could quadruple the life to 240 days, but then the bread turned into Twinkies.

  102. Twinkie already did it by iMactheKnife · · Score: 1

    Why not buy the secret to keeping baked goods forever from the inventor of the Twinkie, now they are bankrupt?

  103. Re:this is great news - not really by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is. The only differences:

    • The industrial system employs a high energy power source with long life.
    • The system has a unique internal protection feature (patented) that traps stray microwaves, thus making the system completely safe to operate. A new exclusive type of forced-air system used in conjunction with microwave energy (patented) accelerates the removal of moisture quickly and efficiently.
    • A straight-through conveyor assures uniform exposure to the microwaves.
    • Because of its high processing capacity, unit costs are much lower than with the batch process
  104. Mixing troubles by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    Bread mold is not in the same toxin league as salmonella yet
    the article mentions both. I hate news outlets that do this...

    And, Stale bread has nothing to do with mold. It has to do
    with the starches and time (like 48 hours).

    Still there are foods and processes where this trick has
    great potential in the limited and isolated bit of the food chain that I know
    anything about.

    The real problem is that it will take 21 years for the FDA to give it
    the go ahead and the patent window will have passed.

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  105. they discovered the "secret" by Phoghat · · Score: 1

    This is how the Twinkie succeeded

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