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  1. wow on Simple, Bare-Bones Motherboards? · · Score: -1

    why dont you look for one instead of wasting the time to post a silly story on slashdot

  2. Re:Several exploits on Apple Release Mega Patch to Fix 19 Flaws · · Score: -1

    Apple only has so many veterinarians

  3. Imagine on Apple Release Mega Patch to Fix 19 Flaws · · Score: -1, Funny

    if a real panther had 19 flaws, it would eat your babies

  4. Excellent! on India Launches World's First Stereo Imaging Satellite · · Score: 0

    Now we can prove the world is round!

  5. Re:Remove all doubt on Gaming Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hacked a sarcasm detection routine into my NES, it is now on fire

  6. Plan of action on U.S. Wiretapping Surges 19% · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. wire tap payphones 2. find out where my nigerian friend hid the money 3. ... 4. profit!

  7. wow... on Google's Past Homepage · · Score: -1

    Lets all go get [webiste-x-history] and post [slashdot-story-y]

  8. Re:Great! on First 500 Terabytes Transmitted via LHCGlobal Grid · · Score: -1

    +5 for the one who can watch 600mpbs of porn

  9. The Answer on Going Beyond Fermat's Last Theorem · · Score: -1

    42

  10. Re:$249 on Aspect-Oriented Programming Considered Harmful · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our Money-Back Gurantee If you are not completely satsified with your research document for any reason, you can return it for a full refund within three weeks of your online purchase.

  11. Price? on Aspect-Oriented Programming Considered Harmful · · Score: -1

    Price: US$249.00 Is the paper made out of gold or something?

  12. Monterey on More on IBM's Project Monterey and SCO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds cheesy doesnt it

  13. Please on Open Source Methods Useful Way Beyond Software · · Score: -1

    open source my toaster so I can stop my pop tarts from getting stuck

  14. Re:So what else is new? on Firms Get Away with Selling Untested DRAM · · Score: -1

    http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1+microsoft+way+redm ond,wa&ll=47.64200806617737,-122.12771415710449&sp n=0.008282661437988281,0.010256767272949219&t=k&hl =en

  15. Re:I agree... on Michael Robertson Says Root is Safe · · Score: -1

    I want access to MY system, the root system is just the poor programmers solution for securing the system, why not make secure root access to begin with, and then make the system more simple to use with GUIs so that the user doesnt screw up their system in the terminal, forcing them to use the terminal is just asking for trouble, not to mention the fact that having to use root password to do so many things is a pain in the ass and causes users to get too used to just typing in their password without knowing what they are doing

  16. Re:Hacks? on PSP Hacks and the Mainstream · · Score: -1

    But have they ported Paint Shop Pro to Playstation Portable? Porting to a portable...thats the only way to fly.

  17. Re:Hacks gone Mainstream? on PSP Hacks and the Mainstream · · Score: 1, Funny

    I added a high density spring to the PSP so my disks would shoot out 10 times as fast, instant weapon.

  18. Math? on Math Awareness Month · · Score: 0, Interesting

    We all know there is no need for math.

  19. Re:Hmmm on EU Funds New FLOSS Survey on Skills, Employment · · Score: 0, Funny

    It annoys the hell out of me when I see Afghanistan at #1 in the list, when we all know the United States is #1

  20. Fly me to the moon on Draft Guidelines for Space Tourists · · Score: 0

    Nothing like jumping around on a planet full of rock, sign me up!

  21. Im still waiting on Local Internet TV Takes Off In Austria · · Score: -1

    Where is my slashdot channel?

  22. The real question is.... on BlueGene/L Puts the Hammer Down · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...how do we slashdot it?

  23. lets-talk-about-airline-food-for-a-moment on Joke-e-oke Makes You a Comedian · · Score: -1

    Airline food is a joke.

  24. Re:I wonder on OmniTread: A serpentine robot · · Score: -1

    I just downloaded the whole thing at 600kb/s, no joke

  25. eSrabble beats Hasbro on e-Scrabble gets Cease and Desist Order from Hasbro · · Score: -1

    H-A-S-B-R-O: 11 points E-S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E: 15 points Good Game.