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On: Mandatory Keyloggers in Mumbai's Cyber Cafes

*duh*

I like their "south" view

On: Student and Professor Build Budget Supercomputer

This one. Shows how south they went with the "Can fit on someone's desk" idea. I personally would want to hide it my grandma's closet!

Re:So? Can't he use a Windows box to route?

On: Pirate Banned From Using Linux

One could add Tor to that and he's set!

It's clear as a sunny day!

On: Playing Music Slows Vista Network Performance?

If you listen to music, you're a pirate! No downloads for you!

Microsoft Compatibility Pack

On: Warning On Office 2007 "Try-Before-You-Buy"

How about downloading and installing Microsoft Office Compatibility Pack for Word, Excel, and PowerPoint 2007 File Formats? Available here: http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyId=941b3470-3ae9-4aee-8f43-c6bb74cd1466&displa ylang=en

Any pre-set kill limit?

On: Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns

Do they have any pre-set kill limit? If so, I'm willing to send in wave after wave of my own men.

I totaly misread the header

On: Fresh Security Breaches At Los Alamos

"Fresh Security Bleaches At Los Alamos" - can you bealive that?

Interesting name for a torrent..

On: Data Storm Caused Nuclear Plant To Shut Down

What will they think of next?

Jamming GSM signals wont solve the problem

On: Bush Causes Cell Phone Ban

Just think, they could use LW or MW.. or even GSM signal detector. If the bomb would detect a strong GSM signal an all bands it could detonate.

Why would then use a GSM signal anyways? Why not use ultrasound? Another obvious question would be: is Bush administration and the Australian gov't. using /. to rule out any possible technical possibility to remotely detonate bombs?

I'll bet you 1000 euros

On: First Map of an Extrasolar Planet

.. that their weather predictions are wrong.

Earth vs. Life

On: Mercury Contamination Vs. Energy-Efficient Lightbulbs

So what you're saying is: saving the planet is great and all but not if it costs you 10-15 seconds of your life when you turn on a lightbulb?

Great work dumbass

On: An Open Source Hardware Development Tool

Now you got me all horny at 10:15am.

100$ awards!

On: Massively Multiplayer Online Birdwatching Game

..for anyone that loads linux on one of those cameras! (if not already loaded)

It's slovEnia not slovAkia.

On: Firefox Usage Near 25% In Europe

The key difference is in the A/E. If you cant remember it, just remember LOVE. We're all about LOVE. Btw: we're in Europe P.S. This was a satire.

Geek joke

On: Transgaming Introduces Cedega 6.0

I love the thought that just comes up reading this news:

Wine performance preview. For geeks only.

Vista also affected? WHY?

On: Windows Vulnerability in Animated Cursor Handling

Didn't Microsoft say they wrote Vista from scratch? http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/0 9/24/0626230

it's a democratic world we live in..

On: Bill Gates to Finally Receive His Harvard Degree

..and the money can buy everything.. Surely, no money was delivered Harward in any way from Bill Gates.

There's a seminar on the subject..

On: Speed of Light Exceeded?

..it will be in your local university 2 weeks ago at 7pm.

Re:Malfunctioning Chip?

On: VeriChip Implants 222 People With RFID

Person 1: My RFID chip seems to be malfuncitoning. Person 2: Stay still, I'll go get the anal probe Person 2 brings back black snake alike camera. Person 1 opens up his mouth.
Person 2: "Guess again"
Person 1 grins

Nice beta tagging

On: Koreans Advised to "Avoid Vista" for Now

"haha" :)

Another myth comes to reality

On: Microsoft Sells Linux To Wal-Mart

Well, looks like we're there after all.. Can I just ask you one favour please? Can someone post a picture of the flying pigs? Thanks...

Upgrade reasons for me

On: Is Vista the New OS/2?

I'd switch away from my trusty AMD XP1500+ if and when:
- it died,
- i'd get a free or heavily cheaper upgrade alternative OR
- KDE would really need graphics acceleration and my Geforce MX2 would be useless.

In all those cases you dont see the V word anywhere. Plus I think this post could need some clarification as some of younger readers don't know what OS/2 is (no, it's not half-a-OS!). ..happy newyear everyone!

Detailed image found on their site

On: NASA Finds Evidence of Recent Flowing Water on Mars

Here is a real detailed picture of water on mars: http://nasa.homelinux.net/nasa_file/mars.jpg

Obligatory

On: Professor Comes Up With a Way to Divide by Zero

1. invent something amazingly useless
2. post it to news sites
3. profit!

Re:Battered spouse syndrome writ large

On: PS3 Lines Already Forming In America

Hello,

I'm am mister Untabo Henkati from Nigeria. I am contacting you in regards of urgent business offer. I was managing financial affairs of our lately killed president Yoursa Scameria. Now, all this money can be used but I need you to help me with this transaction. Please send your bank account, personal data and $600 for transaction processing fees. From transferred amount you will receive 60% share.

Please contact me as soon as possible before militian forces get ahold of the money.

Best regards!