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  1. Re:Websites come and go on Facebook Nearly Added Twitter To Friends List · · Score: 1

    Facebook is going to survive because it's going to be a friends and family photo album + event planning.

    Don't forget its most important function: Scrabble.

  2. Re:This is happening in plenty of places on Volt Asks Temps To 'Vote" For Microsoft Pay Cut · · Score: 1

    Also it's hard to find the original product. Most people just settle for the generic version.

  3. Re:Block The Internet on Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed · · Score: 1

    If you guys want him, he's allll yours. Consider it Nicole Kidman Tax.

  4. Re:Picture Collectors on Court Reinstates Proof-of-Age Requirement For Nude Ads · · Score: 1

    Those that limit their indiscretions to JPEGs

    What about those making the JPEGs in the first place? This would be tantamount to having a hitman tried for murder while letting his clients go free. Or were you referring to CGI/fake-underage models?

  5. Re:SOP on Court Reinstates Proof-of-Age Requirement For Nude Ads · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the standard approach for representation of age is a banner along the lines "BARELY LEGAL TEENS! These hot bitches turned 18 three weeks ago, and now they're ready to party!"

  6. Re:Next mission... on Strange Globs Could Signal Water On Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some say I'm bipolar...

    ...and that there's a portrait of your left foot in the Louvre basement.

    The only thing we know is: you're called The Stig.

  7. Re:A horse in my wallet. on Coming Soon, 250 DVDs In a Quarter-Sized Device · · Score: 1

    You could, but that analogy is only apt if running the CD makes the entire cast of Final Fantasy or F.E.A.R. or Barbie Horse Adventures appear in your living room.

  8. Re:Another one! on Shuttleworth Announces Karmic Koala · · Score: 1
  9. Re:WOW on MacBook's "Unremovable" Battery Easy To Remove · · Score: 1

    There are like, 5 people who can do sarcasm on the internet. They don't come to /. very often.

  10. Re:Confusing on Major Cache of Fossils Unearthed In Los Angeles · · Score: 1

    That's (rounded off) 0.0008 kilometres per litre or 0.002 miles per gallon. I think it's time you switched to a Prius, dude.

    Or maybe a bicycle.

    Hell, a fully loaded 747-400 gets better fuel economy, take your pick.

  11. Re:Include cleaners next time? on Mars Winds Clean Spirit's Solar Panels Again · · Score: 1

    That's a South African thing too, although there it's mobile phone chargers and craft stuff.

  12. Re:that readhead extermophile on Searching For Russian Extremophiles · · Score: 1

    Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside, that's how I like my girlfriends^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H igloos^H^H^H^H^H^H Daleks.

  13. Re:Dude. What about the World's rich? on Drug Giant Pledges Cheap Medicine For World's Poor · · Score: 1

    Wait, was that sarcasm?

  14. Re:Good work. on Reverse Engineering a Missile Launcher Toy's Interface · · Score: 2, Funny

    I recommend tiger urine.

  15. Re:Exactly two ways to avoid this stuff on High Tech Misery In China · · Score: 1

    Ditto, my Ergo 4000s (one at home, one for the office) are the only thing standing between my wrists and a world of hurt. Here's hoping that they last long enough for things to have improved by the time their replacements are put together.

  16. Remarkably similar to diseases... on A Quantitative Study of How Memes Spread · · Score: 1

    ...in that you're more likely to catch them from someone you either want to or have already shagged?

    Guilty =(

    (meme, not diseases)

  17. Re:Summary on BeOS Successor Haiku Keeps the Faith · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haikus penned about
    BeOS with GCC
    Make me OGC

  18. Re:What is really wrong with trains? on Two Big Tests For Personal Rapid Transportation · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a Sydney commuter, I wish the lathering and rinsing was repeated a bit more often. Sweat and weird rubber smells have their place, but a train ain't it.

  19. Re:This will revolutionize transportation... on Two Big Tests For Personal Rapid Transportation · · Score: 1

    Nobody asks if they can pet the cop's Segway.

    Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

  20. Re:Wikipedia on Web of Trust For Scientific Publications · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    President Clinton of the USA is more important than To copulate he finds interns.

  21. That's not how it works on Legal Trouble For MMOs In Australia · · Score: 1

    ...this has been brought to the attention of the Australian media, so hopefully the issue will be resolved soon.

    You are obviously not very familiar with the Australian Media.

    "This game is ILLEGAL in Australia. Is YOUR child playing it? Details at 6"
    "Police aware of rampant smuggling operation, do nothing"
    "Software smugglers face decades in prison if caught"
    "Prime Minister announces new anti-terrorism/unclassified games task force"

  22. Re:Let me be the first to say... on Wind Farms To Receive Future Wind Forecasts · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you have to put up such a cold front?

  23. Re:The US was always the World's top wind producer on US Becomes Top Wind Producer; Solar Next · · Score: 1

    Pretty much, yeah. Back then, pirate ships were appendage-propelled.

  24. Re:What a scoop! on IBM Hides the Bodies, Eyes US Government Billions · · Score: 1
  25. Re:Can it be used like a finger print? on Every Man Is an Island (of Bacteria) · · Score: 1

    A recent example from Australia - a hotel patron in Sydney found poo in his gelato, I believe after having made a complaint earlier that day. DNA tests and hilarity ensued.