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  1. Re:Last years was better? on Anti-Virus Effectiveness Down from Last Year · · Score: 1

    wait, if it won't find a thing, then surely their computer is free from viruses, that process "fuckallyourshitupandstealyourbankdetails.exe" must be totally normal.

  2. Last years was better? on Anti-Virus Effectiveness Down from Last Year · · Score: 1

    So what I need to do is uninstall my current anti virus and install one from last year, and not update it to the new less effective version from this year?

  3. Re:How do they expect to detect this ? on NCAA Puts Severe Limits On Sport Event Blogging · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see them take the mobile phones off 90000 fans.

  4. Easy countermeasure. on Beamed Sonic Advertising Is Coming · · Score: 1

    Mp3 player, simple as that.

    also, wouldn't this count as noise nuisance, if I played music out of a seventh story city centre window that people could hear at street level, the cops would come and tell me to turn it down, just cos it's in a small area why should the law not apply?

  5. Re:How long will that one work? on A Child's View of the OLPC · · Score: 1

    I don't think poor African kids are a big target for advertisers and identity thieves.

  6. Re:Storage Density?? on Toshiba To Launch "Super Charge" Batteries · · Score: 1

    It would be far simpler to hook the perpetual motion machine straight to the wheels.

  7. Re:Irony on Army Opens New Office of Videogames · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's not ironic at all.

  8. Re:IBM = Incredibly Big Machine on Computer Model Points To the Missing Matter · · Score: 1

    Shhhh... Never tell the femputer she has a big ass, seriously, she could have you snoo-snooed to death at any time

  9. Re:It's all about knowing how to get the dollars on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 1

    nice copy paste chump.

    You could have at least changed owls for something different.

  10. Re:Nanobots deliver drugs? on Nanorobots for Drug Delivery? · · Score: 1

    Woah, if you can open your ass as wide as Goatse guy, you must be one seriously rich drug mule.

  11. Re:Or rather ... on Picture-Sorting Dogs Show Human-Like Thought · · Score: 2, Funny

    He he he, that was the perfect text to test my new Text To Speech software with.

  12. Re:Bringing back the dead? on The Role of Retroviruses in Human Evolution · · Score: 4, Funny

    Either way, lawyers die, which shows there is no downside meddling in genetic engineering.

  13. Re:Ham's day is over, probably on Ham Radio Operators Are Heroes In Oregon · · Score: 2, Funny

    yea, if you simutaneously get your eyes jabbed out and your vocal chords ripped out in a disaster situation, you''ll be laughing at all those naysayers then won't you.

    or rather, tapping out .... .- .... .- as you will have no vocal chords.

  14. Re:Road Signs? on British Village Requests Removal From GPS Maps · · Score: 2, Informative

    actually, bludgeoning the the British set piece, our pigs don't have guns or tasers, but we do give them extremely vicious steel truncheons instead of the wooden and plastic ones everyone else uses.

  15. Re:Is a headcount the best way to decide balance? on BBC Rules That Wi-Fi Radiation Findings Were Wrong · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    well, I just inverted a language system where, 'you fuck little kids' means 'I make no libellous statements about you at all'.

    Hence I'd like to say 'hardburn fucks little kids'.

  16. Re:congrats to wikileak on Diffing Guantanamo Bay SOP Manuals · · Score: 1

    Oh look a whining republican Irishman. With that pathetic moral relativism and brain dead anti British sentiment, it's not surprising the IRA and their whining republican supporters were on the side of the Nazis during WW2.

  17. Re:Misleading... on Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test · · Score: 1

    George Bush!

    Sorry, I just couldn't help it, it's a reflex action.

  18. so what? on Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test · · Score: 1

    Chimps can remember better than humans, well eagles can see better, cheetahs can run faster, and a gorilla could kick your ass in a fight.

    When the apes start adding up numbers, that would be interesting, and when they start riding horses and firing guns, that would be news.

    Also does this mean we have to change the elephants never forget thing to chimps?

  19. Re:baby programmers? on Robot Hand Learns How To Learn From Babies · · Score: 2, Funny

    well at least they have an excuse for living with thier parents...

  20. Re:Really Accessible on France Leading Charge Against OOXML · · Score: 2, Funny

    no, like your mom.

    Sorry, I couldn't resist, you gave it to me on a plate.

    Kinda like your mom did.

  21. Re:Korea on France Leading Charge Against OOXML · · Score: 2, Funny

    you have an ass and a half? What is that like 3 butt cheeks? wow

  22. Re:That's heavy... on Why the BBC's iPlayer is a Multi-Million Pound Disaster · · Score: 1

    Pounds of Stirling Silver, an excellent measure of value, better than misspronouncing a valley in the Czech republic.

    Blame the Italians, feet and miles and that crap came from the Romans, and the silly weights came from the French first anyway. If you want to really laugh at someone tho, laugh at the yanks, for still using all the outdated crap 200 years later.

  23. Re:When Han Shot Second. on When Did Star Wars Jump the Shark? · · Score: 1

    the super star destroyer crashed because the pilots were all dead, not because it was too badly damaged.

  24. Re:So if I stop looking? on The Universe Damaged By Observation? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The observer effect works on us too, if aliens are observing us, they will be affecting our planet. Which leads to only one conclusion... global warming is caused by too many aliens looking at us!

  25. Re:Doomed to repeat history? on Must Nintendo Make a Mobile Phone? · · Score: 1

    no no, that's Trouser Snake, easy mistake to make.