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  1. Heeeeere's Godwin! on Linux Foundation Calls for 'Respect for Microsoft' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Europe, 1940s: Allied forces have to recognize that the Nazis are here to stay and that together with Hitler it will form a duopoly in the world for colonising smaller and less developed countries. This also requires that the Democratic community respects Hitler rather than ridicule him.

  2. Re:Novell FTW on SCO Loses · · Score: 0

    TEABAG THE CORPSE!

  3. Re:What? on Gamers Don't Know Their Own Consoles · · Score: 1
    I now have 5 freaks, but 6 friends! the cosmic balance is out of align. I must induce some one to hate me.

    Hey GPPP! I bet you sit on your futon in your moms basement having a tea party with your blow up wife and your collectable LOTR action figures. You raise your voice an octave and pretend shes speaking "Oh darling let's get a PS3" and you reply "oh you are are such a whimsical and foolish woman! There are no games for it, see this Ctrl Alt Del web comic, it pokes fun at just that, and from this I derive my opinion. In it, the one called Ethan, claims there are not 6 games which are good. Hah Hah! Verily you cannot name 6 can you, for you are but a foolish woman, inferior to me, a man, see how I have - MOM!!! KNOCK BEFORE YOU COME IN HERE!!! ARRGGHHHH!!!!! NO I DON'T WANT ANY JELLY SANDWICHS... NO!!! DON'T THROW THEM OUT, LEAVE THEM AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS. THANK YOU MOM!"

    Perfect, that should make him add me to his foes and balance will be restored.

  4. Re:GAAAAH!!! on Couple Bonding Through PC Building · · Score: 1

    as if you don't have a huge handle on your normal screw drivers, mine has a massive handle, I was refering to decent screw drivers not ur shitty 3p cracker screwdriver set.

  5. Re:What? on Gamers Don't Know Their Own Consoles · · Score: 2, Insightful
    plus a woman who owns a Wii and a 360, yet is in the 19th century in terms of being financial bitch to her husband?

    Did you slap her face and tell her to get the fuck back into the kitchen where she belongs?

    Or did you quickly deflate her and put her back in the cupboard before your mom came down to the basement?

  6. Re:GAAAAH!!! on Couple Bonding Through PC Building · · Score: 1

    you do realise that there is no more torque on an electric screwdriver than a hand one, because you are holding it in your hand. think logically man.

  7. Re:How is this news? on Couple Bonding Through PC Building · · Score: 2

    Why did you do that? Don't you know those things can live for months on just one reply? plus, you tried to be reasonable with it, that's like gourmet cuisine to them. you're almost as bad as people who feed squirrels at national parks.

  8. Re:Another thought... on New Explanation For the Industrial Revolution · · Score: 1

    It's a question of semantics, is a chicken egg an egg containing a chicken, or an egg laid by a chicken?

  9. Re:Seems reasonable... on Vote Swapping Ruled Legal · · Score: 1

    IRV, STV, both good systems. I prefer the EAP system: Execute All Politicians.

  10. Re:Sweet! on Homeland Security Commissions LED-Based Puke-Saber · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have a prototype of such an application at goatse.cx and there is an alternative competing version found at tubgirl.com

  11. Re:This will work just great... on Homeland Security Commissions LED-Based Puke-Saber · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why would the bad guys need mirrors? They just invented a puke ray.

  12. Re:Cast iron? Not tech geek enough ;) on The Father of Molecular Gastronomy Whips Up a New Formula · · Score: 1
    Such a device exists, and has done for a very long time. What you need is a hay box.

    Diamond plated pans seem like a terrible idea, they may have high conductivity, but it would still have to go through the metal centre and then the diamonds as well, so why bother with the diamond? unless the pan was made of solid diamond.

    Secondly, heat conduction is not the key, what you need is a high heat capacity, so that your heat stays nice and constant, and doesn't fluctuate if you lift the it off the heat to stir or toss the food, which is why a huge chunk of cast iron is extremely good.

  13. Re:I don't want EVERYONE to see my data!! on It's Time for Social Networks to Open Up · · Score: 1, Troll

    face book was so much better when it was more closed and there were only all hte university and college networks. Now there are all these gobshite school kids and randomers in these bullshit networks, it's just crap. They should kick all these fuckers out and have it as just the universities again. We don't want to associate with riff raff.

  14. Re:Are there many Slashdot geeks who cook? on The Father of Molecular Gastronomy Whips Up a New Formula · · Score: 1

    Copper rules!

    Cast Iron FTW!

  15. Re:Does this mean on id and Valve May Be Violating GPL · · Score: 2, Funny
    That wasn't a very expert flame. You should have called him a dog bothering bucket of lard with a face like a crash-test chimpanzee, less brains than a road killed possum and smelling about as bad as one too. Also he loves Hitler.

    That's a proper flame.

  16. Re:HuH on 'Til Tech Do Us Part · · Score: 1

    if you're awake enough to walk, you are awake enough to see where the seat is.

  17. Re:This looks like a legal nightmare to me.... on Nissan Turns to Technology to Stop Drunk Driving · · Score: 1
    I doubt many people would want this system in their car, I doubt many people go to the car showroom and think, hmmm, you know what I need is a car that stops my constant drunk driving.

    I be there are plenty of parents who would like to have a system like this in a car they buy for their kid tho.

  18. Re:Deja GIF. on Microsoft's HD Photo to Become JPEG Standard? · · Score: 1

    I did it for science, I was like an anthropologist observing the primitive tribes folk. I can tell you, they were more savage and animal-like than any cannibals or head hunters.

  19. Re:Come on Rock me Dr Zaius on New Theory Explains Periodic Mass Extinctions · · Score: 1, Funny
    It's:

    I hate every ape I see, From chimpan-A to chimpanzee.

    Just, be glad the librarian wasn't about.

  20. Re:Deja GIF. on Microsoft's HD Photo to Become JPEG Standard? · · Score: 1

    you mean animated ones will annoy the crap out of everyone on myspace?

  21. Re:Why not tell them you put it in your car? on A Year In Prison For a 20-Second Film Clip? · · Score: 1

    well, if the guy had demanded to speak to the manager and then made a huge deal about it, with loads of hootblah and threats of contacting consumer associations and demanding refunds, claiming their conditions are illegal, claiming that cos they let everyone else with a camera phone in they are discriminating against him, and generally cause trouble, they probably wouldn't have been so tight arsed in future so as to avoid the hassle.

  22. Re:Works?!?! on Microsoft To Try Works As Adware · · Score: 1

    July 1998 that is.

  23. Re:Flagship in trouble! on Microsoft To Try Works As Adware · · Score: 1

    If you're pissed off now, wait till he's modded +5 insightful.

  24. Re:Switch! on Microsoft To Try Works As Adware · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, if a girl won't cheat on a guy with me, he must be hotter than me, and I gotta say, that's pretty damn hot.

  25. Re:Congradulations you get to drink for the Fireho on Introducing the Slashdot Firehose · · Score: 1

    It's a pretty good bandwidth too.