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Microsoft To Try Works As Adware

Several readers noted that Microsoft has announced plans to pre-install an ad-laden version of Works on some manufacturers' PCs in coming months. Works is Microsoft's lightweight docs-and-spreadsheets software. The manufacturers involved were not disclosed. The adware Works will come with a pre-installed cache of ads that will be refreshed when the machine is online. Microsoft will decide by mid-2008 whether it can afford to forgo the $40 normally charged for Works.

246 comments

  1. Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    [...]Microsoft has announced plans to pre-install an ad-laden version of Works on some manufacturers' PCs in coming months. [...]

    Can't think of a better reason to try Linux or Mac.
    Thanks, Microsoft!

    1. Re:Switch! by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or OpenOffice, for christ's sake. I mean, come on, MS Works doesn't even read MS Office documents. It doesn't have the features of a full office suite. There is absolutely no good reason to continue using this crap, even if it's free.

    2. Re:Switch! by Kpau · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've heard tell legends of small cults of people who actually use Works but during my decades of travels as an IT wizard, I've only encountered one who actually *used* it. Typically people only use it until they figure out it is mostly incompatible with the rest of the freaking world... even within Microsoft's world.

    3. Re:Switch! by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I am usually an opponent for the use of OpenOffice stating it is a sub-par replacement for office... But as a replacement for MS Works. I would say use OpenOffice even without the Adds over Works. The only advantage I found with Works in College was a lot of Girls who wrote their paper in works needed it converted to a Doc or even .TXT format went to us geeks.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    4. Re:Switch! by stevey · · Score: 2, Informative

      The last time I saw Works installed and being used actively was in the late 90's.

      Nowadays you sometimes see it as a "free bundle" with some cheap home PCs, the ones that don't come with office, but even there I can't imagine it being used for long.

    5. Re:Switch! by catbutt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't like defending Microsoft, but in this case....that's a reason to switch platforms, because you don't like an application that you don't have to use?

      Is it the ads that bother you? Slashdot is adware, you know.

      Personally, I'm happy to see Microsoft finding separate revenue streams for their apps, rather than just bundling them with Windows and claiming they are free. That would have been typical Microsoft....kill Google Docs by bundling something with the OS and covering its cost with the price of the OS.

    6. Re:Switch! by Bluesman · · Score: 5, Funny

      "a lot of Girls who wrote their paper in works needed it converted to a Doc or even .TXT format went to us geeks."

      Yeah, I've got a life size picture of that:

      Girl: "Can you convert my files for me? I have to go fool around with my boyfriend."
      Geek: "Sure!"

      --
      If moderation could change anything, it would be illegal.
    7. Re:Switch! by future+assassin · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Say I did use MS Works. Why should I switch just because of the new adware? So that I may lose the use of other software thats not on Linux? Great plan. In due time maybe but not in the next few years. Maybe when a Linux version of PS comes out.

      As for Mac, well I was really thinking of my next computer being a Mac until I started seeing more and more of those queer Windows vs Mac tv ads (you know the ones with the two doods)

      --
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    8. Re:Switch! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Sad but true... But it is better then nothing.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    9. Re:Switch! by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      I am usually an opponent for the use of OpenOffice stating it is a sub-par replacement for office...

      Out of interest, what do you believe that Office offers over OOo for the average home user (who is probably only interested in wordprocessing the odd letter)?

    10. Re:Switch! by random0xff · · Score: 0

      It doesn't have the features of a full office suite. Do you understand that might actually be a good thing? Think about it, the majority of people use only a small subset of all Office features.
    11. Re:Switch! by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Ad laden, bin laden, all the same shit. Not in the best interest of the citizens/consumers.

      I'll be the first to start removing this crap from people's computers. Hell, for a lot less time and energy they can get open office and it is a direct full featured competitor to Office 2007. Sheesh, that's a real no brainer. No reason to even consider Microsoft in the software equation if you are smart. Move on to more advanced features with more privacy protection and less harassment.

      --
      You can lead a man with reason but you can't make him think.
    12. Re:Switch! by Paracelcus · · Score: 1

      Rah!
      Spyware
      Crapware
      Shovelware
      And they are (considering) waiving the $40.00 price/fee!

      Wowee, what a GREAT deal..

      --
      I killed da wabbit -Elmer Fudd
    13. Re:Switch! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sleeping with her boyfriend behind her back is better still tho. ;)

    14. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man... I hate to say this, because I am a "Win32 kind of guy" (mostly)? You're right... this is that a-hole Ballmer, hard @ work, merely obeying his nature & heritage, only to realize ALL THE CA$H IN THE WORLD cannot buy you a bigger pecker, thus, there is never enough MONEY for people like he... sad!

      Sad, that he is single-handedly going to fuck up what "King Billy" (I call Mr. Gates this, out of respect, not sarcasm mind you) accomplished...

      Yup... some folks know WHEN, enough is enough... others, clearly, do NOT!

      APK

      P.S.=> They keep this horseshit up @ Microsoft? It's going to be time for me to loadup Linux (I like KDE desktops, SuSe &/or Ubuntu personally, & yes, the fact it is OPEN code) & Kylix probably (I have done a LOT of Delphi &/or C++ Builder in my time is why) & go @ the "Penguin world"... maybe, JUST maybe, I was & have been WRONG & "backing the wrong team" (@ least as it stands now it seems, not in the past when MS had helped shape things computing today)... I dunno! apk

    15. Re:Switch! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Nothing,
      But id the user already has office (Either through MS HUP program or other means) then there is no good reason to replace it other than idealistic thinking. Very similar situation to why a home user should ditch XP on their computer for Ubuntu. Fact is, they shouldn't. For new installs I can give you loads of reasons, from cost, to legality, through idealism and security.
      -nB

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    16. Re:Switch! by j2fraser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is it the ads that bother you? Slashdot is adware, you know.

      Not with Adblock!

    17. Re:Switch! by Drachemorder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is it the ads that bother you? Slashdot is adware, you know.
      Really? I hadn't noticed.
    18. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you know?

    19. Re:Switch! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      That stuff called "works" is meant for those having the most PALTRY of software-using skills. I saw it once, around 2000 when helping a lady decide whether or not to us SuSE, and "works" made me nauseated.

      It seems to be a testament that the ms answer de-complicating Orifice is to go the extreme opposite, and into totally dumbing down things. It seems toyish. OTOH, if anyone can't handle Orifice, and they marginally achieve things with "works", how the hell will they fare with OO.o, even IFFF ms or the manufacturers were to somehow to try installing OO.o?

      Still, I'd be insulted if any employer or org said, "use 'works' to...".

      Anyway, personally, I STILL use Lotus SmartSuite. I barely use Blurb and Hexedcell if I can avoid it. If I can't use SmartSuite, THEN I defer to OO.o.

      --
      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    20. Re:Switch! by Inner_Child · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Say I did use MS Works. Why should I switch just because of the new adware? So that I may lose the use of other software thats not on Linux? If you use MS Works, chances are you don't use anything that can't be easily replaced in Linux. How many dedicated Photoshop users - to use your example - would actually drop back to something as crippled as MS Works to do anything?
      --
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    21. Re:Switch! by eiapoce · · Score: 1

      Can't think of a better reason to try Linux or Mac.
      I do have one. It is called Norton Internet Security and it comes preinstalled on most branded computers: After 30 trial days you get the message "You have to pay or else we will not protect you anymore"
      (IMHExperience not that they did really in the first place...)
    22. Re:Switch! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      For normal home use nothing, Heck OS X Text Edit is good enough...
      But for school work Office is a marginal improvement over OO
      For Corprate work OO is political suciede.

      The main problem I have had with Open Office is usually minor font and layout problems espectially moving from one system to an other (say from OO to Office) You can get by but everyone once in a while like 3.6 times a year you run into the problem with OO supporting 99% of the features in Office. Sometimes it is minor and you can work around it. Othertimes you get so much heat that you need to go into office and fix it.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    23. Re:Switch! by jrl87 · · Score: 1

      why would you want to sleep with her boyfriend? wasn't the idea to sleep with her?

    24. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Grow some balls" as someone says, and understand that whoever you are, you deserve better than this.

    25. Re:Switch! by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      So, to rephrase what you've said, OOo is not a subpar replacement for MSOffice, it is merely not the status quo. Say what you mean the first time around, and we won't have this sort of confusion in the future.

      --
      SIGSEGV caught, terminating

      wait... not that kind of sig.
    26. Re:Switch! by catbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's ok, the rest of us will just look at more, bigger, more obtrusive ads to cover for you and the rest of the freeloaders.

      Really, it's ok, we don't mind.

    27. Re:Switch! by Holy69 · · Score: 1

      If only they added the ad ware to Office 2007 and implemented that for free in there OS. Now that would get some heads turning towards their Word Processor. Plus a hefty profit in the advertising world.

    28. Re:Switch! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, if a girl won't cheat on a guy with me, he must be hotter than me, and I gotta say, that's pretty damn hot.

    29. Re:Switch! by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Very similar situation to why a home user should ditch XP on their computer for Ubuntu. Fact is, they shouldn't.

      OOo is basically the same as Office - there's not a lot of reason to use one over the other if you already have both available unless you need a specific feature (e.g. the ability to read/write ODF documents). However, there are extremely good reasons for switching from Windows to Linux. Not least things like security, ease of use, availability of free tools, etc. - I don't believe you can compare Windows to Linux in the same way as you can compare office suites.

    30. Re:Switch! by Kpt+Kill · · Score: 1

      Grammar checking?

    31. Re:Switch! by MadUndergrad · · Score: 2

      I would never have clicked on or bought anything from them anyhow, so why should I have to look at them?

    32. Re:Switch! by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      I should point out that I personally generally don't use word processors for anything other than writing letters. For serious documents I find it much better to use a markup language (leads to a greater proportion of my time spent actually _writing_ the document rather than battling the word processor).

      For Corprate work OO is political suciede.

      I don't believe that statement is at all well founded. My previous employer was a Linux-only shop and used OOo exclusively as the office suite. Never seemed to have any real problems. And if you're exchanging documents with an external party you'd be completely crazy to use Office format anyway, due to the amount of metadata embedded in the document.

      The main problem I have had with Open Office is usually minor font and layout problems

      I have had exactly the same sorts of problems using MS Office though. Especially dealing with boxes in Word (things like tables, embedded images, etc seem to have a mind of their own).

      In general, my feelings on *all* GUI word processors is that because so many options (layout, style, etc) are hidden, and there are often several ways to do the same job, I end up spending too long trying to work out how to turn off a particular layout option, etc. Whereas when I use a markup language, it's plainly obvious what is causing the layout to behave how it's behaving.

    33. Re:Switch! by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Grammar checking?

      If you trust Word's grammar checking you're doomed already :)

    34. Re:Switch! by i8myh8 · · Score: 1
      I can think of one, the general public couldn't do much beyond word processing and web surfing with a linux box and would be lost on a mac box. Windows is the only platform that allows for easy software installation and because of it's long-standing domination in the PC market, for the most part people are just familiar and comfortable with it.

      Now, I'm a *nix geek, but I wouldn't put my parents on a Linux box because I know I'd be getting calls 5 times a day about where they can find this type of software and how do they do that.

    35. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, I was having high school flashbacks for 10 minutes after reading your comment. I was such a sucker...
      -h

    36. Re:Switch! by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      The main problem I have had with Open Office is usually minor font and layout problems espectially moving from one system to an other (say from OO to Office.

      ...and this is different than the layout problems that converting to/from [Works / AbiWord / WordPerfect / insertyourfaveWPsolutionhere] engenders ...how?


      This isn't an OpenOffice problem, this is a standards problem.
      --
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    37. Re:Switch! by calethix · · Score: 1

      It's times like this that I need my mod points :)

    38. Re:Switch! by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      Because the advertisers are paying for the site that you do want to look at perhaps?
      damn, that is eve a revelation to me...must turn off adblock.

    39. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is it the ads that bother you? Slashdot is adware, you know." - by catbutt (469582) on Thursday August 02, @01:30PM (#20089029)

      I know, BUT... that? I can EASILY control, via simple HOSTS files entries, blocking ads, which bother me because they are using MY paid for bandwidth (sorry webmasters, I pay for this stuff JUST LIKE YOU, & I don't want ads eating my bandwidth which I pay for...).

      Also? I don't want malwares/virus/trojans/etc. & you name it, from them either:

      (YES, it happens too).

      CHECK THIS, DATED TODAY 02/21/2007:

      Microsoft apologises for serving malware


      http://apcmag.com/5382/microsoft_apologises_for_se rving_malware_to_customers

      This is by no means, a first either... it's happened QUITE A FEW TIMES the past few years!

      So has this:

      Computer Routers face Hijack Risk:

      http://forums.techpowerup.com/showthread.php?t=257 34

      AND, THIS:

      SLASHDOT - DNS Root Server under attack:

      http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/02/06/223 8225

      AND, again: Sorry webmasters: Yes, I know many of you do NOT like this file of mine & others like it, but this is a BIG part of why I use one!

      (Mine blocks nearly 100,000 known adbanner servers currently (lately, also many sites known as badware housers, per GOOGLE data on this, which I tend to trust)...

      This practice some follow, as you know, like myself, allows users to speed up access to their fav. sites as well - THIS latter part though, speed up of access to fav. sites, the user has to setup, himself, but, not loading the banners does as well AND secures you against this very type of threat!)

      I comment out an example of it in the file so the users have a template how to do it... & it's FULLY documented internally in my 'custom HOSTS file', on how to get around when a site changes its URL/IP equation too - very easy, ping & notepad.exe!

      It is also FULLY alphabetized in addition to being organized into diff. sections, so hunting down servers that may already exist in it for blocking adbanners is easier!

      AGAIN, WHY? Well, for the fact I pay for bandwidth, & do NOT trust BIND DNS totally per the above, & want the speed I can gain blocking ads and yes, doing my own resolutions to various sites (and, I can identify when its time to comment them off if they don't respond to test if their IP changed, OR they are truly down)

      ALL OF THE ABOVE? WELL, I'm just NOT with that... simple, so I want CoNtRoL of it.

      Also?

      As far as MS doing this? BAD DAMN MOVE & especially THIS part:

      MICROSOFT BYPASSES THE HOST FILE:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/16/13 51217 [slashdot.org]

      Read that... HOSTS files? They'll "bypass it"...

      Which means you CANNOT control the ads period (locally stored on disk via caches or whatever, or if from online)...

      I bought an OS & wares to use, not to be further advertised to, especially from a company that is ALREADY #1, but apparently, is looking for BAD PRESS via this adframework insertion & doing this to ANY of their wares!

      (How long before the OS does this too I wonder)

      I paid for it, right? I don't want the ads, & I won't buy ware that has them, & ones that especially limit my ability to CONTROL, period.

      APK

      P.S.=> Now, also? VISTA isn't going to do well, @ least before SP #1 (this is typical and cautious consumerism, & the masses are following this view largely, including business' & IT staffs making their recommendations)... It seems, like those folks? I am also going to wait out SP #1, as was

    40. Re:Switch! by turing_m · · Score: 1

      "Really, it's ok, we don't mind."

      Awww geee! Thanks!

      --
      If I have seen further it is by stealing the Intellectual Property of giants.
    41. Re:Switch! by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      & Kylix probably (I have done a LOT of Delphi &/or C++ Builder in my time is why) Serious question:

      Dooes anyone know if they ever fixed the problem with the Kylix IDE hanging on the 2.6 kernels?
    42. Re:Switch! by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      That has to be the best reasoning ive ever heard :P

    43. Re:Switch! by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Not if you're a straight girl geek.

      I'm not; don't start hitting on me. Male geeks keep doing that when I say I'm a girl and into computers. You're not getting laid. Go away.

      --
      look! it's a bird, it's a plane, it's....a girl? yes, a girl browsing Slashdot on Linux
    44. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Serious question: Dooes anyone know if they ever fixed the problem with the Kylix IDE hanging on the 2.6 kernels? - by Drgnkght (449916) on Thursday August 02, @08:43PM (#20095603)

      TRY THIS:

      http://techheadaches.blogspot.com/2006/06/kylix-3- open-edition-on-linux-26.html

      Kylix 3 Open Edition on a Linux 2.6 Kernel (Debian 3.1)

      Categories: Programming, Borland, Delphi

      Just a quick note, I tried installing Borland Kylix 3 Open Edition on Debian Linux 3.1 running the 2.6.11 kernel, and it installed fine. After the Kylix installation, typing in startdelphi in the command prompt would return an error message. After searching the net I found the solution to loading Kylix was to edit the startdelphi file and insert this on the very first line of the file:

      export LD_ASSUME_KERNEL=2.4.1

      After typing that in and saving the file, I now have Borland Kylix 3 Open Edition running great on my Linux box.


      ---------

      HOWEVER, & afaik? It is dropped by Borland as well, according to the "rumor mill" I have heard tell of.

      Too bad, imo, it's one of the better IDE's out there for code development, & I cannot really understand WHY Borland would drop support of it, other than MOST of the folks on LINUX are C/C++ people, afaik... now, iirc, as well? Kylix did not ONLY Pascal/Delphi code, but also C++ Builder (in one IDE).

      Tell me more IF you OR anyone knows, or where I may be "off" here (out of date, rather, or just plain misinformed)...

      These points "bother" me as well, about MS (2 things recently) lately too:

      Will Microsoft Put The Colonel in the Kernel?

      "The kernel meets The Colonel in a just-published Microsoft patent application for an Advertising Services Architecture, which delivers targeted advertising as 'part of the OS.' Microsoft, who once teamed with law enforcement to protect consumers from unwanted advertising, goes on to boast that the invention can 'take steps to verify ad consumption,' be used to block ads from competitors, and even sneak a peek at 'user document files, user e-mail files, user music files, downloaded podcasts, computer settings, [and] computer status messages' to deliver more tightly targeted ads."

      I don't GET Microsoft lately, I truly don't: The "bypass" of the HOSTS file? Not so bad, because of malware attacks & such subverting the HOSTS file (say, vs. Microsoft Update, for instance), but, it can also pose for 'bad' when coupled with the above too, & what this latest /. thread's about!

      &

      MS Moves R&D To Canada Due To Immigration Problem

      "Microsoft will be opening a new software development center in Vancouver because of difficulties getting workers into the US. The company said the center will 'allow the company to continue to recruit and retain highly skilled people affected by the immigration issues in the US' It seems possible that shrinking immigration quotas have affected America's tax and knowledge base."

      We've got PLENTY of great, truly great, coders in the U.S.A.... by the truckload, & MS is out importing cheaper labor, even THOUGH they are #1 out there?

      This, to me?? It's pure greed... Balmer's giving me this impression under his leadership @ MS, & he IS "setting the tone" here, turning an OS into an ad-machine apparently, OR trying to!

      APK

      P.S.=> Ahhh, I just don't know, but I know 1 thing: This "Colonel in the KERNEL" ad framework, bugs me because of the fact MS is #1 out there now, but this makes folks like myself, wonder... & probably will stop me from updating to VISTA if they pull that trick, OR, if some "Windows Update" inserts it without ME wanting it, period! apk

    45. Re:Switch! by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      If only I could give my funny points to you.

      I'm trying to drink a soda, it's not easy.

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    46. Re:Switch! by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      "Not if you're a straight girl geek...I'm not; don't start hitting on me."

      Then from the picture on your blog, you are one *ugly* dude.

      --
      If moderation could change anything, it would be illegal.
    47. Re:Switch! by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Girl wasn't the only part there. Howabout "not straight," eh?

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    48. Re:Switch! by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      I bet you'd be saying exactly the opposite if Google did this. It pisses me off how everyone applies double standards to the Big Three (Apple. Google. Microsoft).

      --
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    49. Re:Switch! by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      Windows is the only platform that allows for easy software installation Easy software installation? ha!

      DLL hell, the registry, etc.

      Installing an app on Windows in a best case is the absolute worst case on a Mac. Run installer, click next a few times, done. On a Mac, that's only done if system files need to be modified, in most cases you drag the program to your Applications folder (or anywhere else, but for the average user example they'll probably leave it where stuff is by default) and you're done.

      On any decent Linux distro (Debian and Ubuntu for example) you run Synaptic (assuming most users that would be challenged by installation of software won't be touching aptitude or apt-get), check the programs you want, and click install. Walk away, come back a few minutes or hours later depending on how much you wanted to install and the speed of your pipe, and you're done. Possibly reboot if there was a kernel update and/or driver hidden in there.

      Compared to any other modern OS, Windows is terrible with regards to installing software.
      --
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    50. Re:Switch! by The+Original+Yama · · Score: 1

      MS Office 2003 is a dead-end in terms of interface and file format. I've been finding plenty of people who are fed up with the OOXML formats and the bizarre interface of Office 2007. I don't know if Office 2007 can be set to save in the Office 97/2000/2003 formats by default, but OpenOffice.org sure as hell can. And it does it with an interface that is quite familiar. For most people, it's easier to migrate from MS Office 2003 to OpenOffice.org than it is to move from MS Office 2003 to 2007.

    51. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I bet you'd be saying exactly the opposite if Google did this. It pisses me off how everyone applies double standards to the Big Three (Apple. Google. Microsoft)." - by Kalriath (849904) on Thursday August 02, @11:04PM (#20096777)

      Explain what you mean, please... I don't understand OR "get your point" here, especially seeing as how you replied to MY posting directly: Thanks!

      APK

      P.S.=> Between the combination of this:

      MICROSOFT BYPASSES THE HOST FILE:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/16/13 [slashdot.org] 51217 [slashdot.org]

      Read that... HOSTS files & using them to either BLOCK adbanners OR speedup access to your fav. sites? They'll "bypass it"...

      Which means you CANNOT control the ads period (locally stored on disk via caches or whatever, or if from online), per the "COLONEL" adframework initiative, & this!

      See ... THIS first URL evidence, by/in & OF itself? Is NOT BAD!

      (Because it makes sure that things like "Windows Update" hit a LEGIT site, if say, your HOSTS file is hijacked for instance (if you use them, as I do, for blocking adbanners OR speeding up access to my fav. sites, outrunning & outgunning DNS server resolutions, MANY FOLD, in speed between the two techniques HOSTS files DO & CAN give you)):

      AND THIS:

      Will Microsoft Put The Colonel in the Kernel?


      "The kernel meets The Colonel in a just-published Microsoft patent application for an Advertising Services Architecture, which delivers targeted advertising as 'part of the OS.' Microsoft, who once teamed with law enforcement to protect consumers from unwanted advertising, goes on to boast that the invention can 'take steps to verify ad consumption,' be used to block ads from competitors, and even sneak a peek at 'user document files, user e-mail files, user music files, downloaded podcasts, computer settings, [and] computer status messages' to deliver more tightly targeted ads."

      Well, what am I supposed to think of Microsoft lately, under Steve Balmer's "VISION OF COMPUTING"?

      Greed, greed, greed, that's all I get from it... they are #1, don't they want to STAY there, I wonder??

      For HOW LONG, doing stuff like this, turning the OS it seems, into an adbanner machine (myself, as an enduser & developer? Don't want it!)...

      It seems to me, that Microsoft is NOT putting what end users consumers want into the OS from now on, but, instead what makes Mr. Ballmer monies, & stockholders too!

      (Fine, good luck getting folks to buy into that "VISION", vs. the excellence that IS Windows Server 2003 SP #2 fully patched, if you do that to VISTA & future MS' OS!)... apk

    52. Re:Switch! by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Norton is the genital herpes of the PC world. People think they have to have it, but it doesn't really work (in truth, only a major brain upgrade could protect most of those folks), and it eats up so much of their processing power that eventually, when that drain is added to the weight of all the malware Norton hasn't blocked, they toss out their "worn out" (1 year old) PC and call Dell again.

      Good for the economy, I suppose, but it makes me sick to watch it.

      --
      Sent from the iPad I found in your car.
    53. Re:Switch! by Bluesman · · Score: 1

      My apologies, I misinterpreted that.

      I should warn you, mentioning that "not straight" part won't help you too much in the getting-hit-on-dept, especially among geeks. :-)

      You should just say you're into football.

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    54. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only advantage I found with Works in College was a lot of Girls who wrote their paper in works needed it converted to a Doc or even .TXT format went to us geeks. I know this was supposed to be a joke, but I thought no "Girl" or Slashdot reader would be so ignorant that they wouldn't know that Works can save to Word and Excel formats ("Save as" .doc/docx/xls/xlsx).
    55. Re:Switch! by jaymz2k4 · · Score: 1

      I don't know if Office 2007 can be set to save in the Office 97/2000/2003 formats by default
      it can ('office button'>word options>save>format), we have to set it to this on any new machines we install with vista/office2007 to stop people instantly complaining that no-one can read their doc's in the office. after using office 2007 for a few months, i like the interface now, its grown on me a lot. at home though im running kubuntu & OOo and have no issues at all (i do more than just bog standard simple letters and spreadsheets).
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    56. Re:Switch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't one of the Mac vs PC commercials show that the PC is bloated with adware once you receive it? This ad-laden Works version will hardly give customers a good impression.

    57. Re:Switch! by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I am usually an opponent for the use of OpenOffice stating it is a sub-par replacement for office...

      Even if it's true that OOo is a sub-par replacement for MS Office, it's still "good enough" for most people. So given the choice, would you rather get a good Office suite for free, or spend hundreds of dollars for an Office suite with extra features that you won't use. Further, in some cases, OOo has better support for MSO files than MSO does.

      In my office, we were having trouble opening a .docx file, and no one could get the "Office Genuine Advantage" to verify their copy as legitimate, even though they're entirely legal copies. Because OGA wasn't working, they couldn't install the patch to allow Office 2003 to read .docx files. The solution? I had NeoOffice on my Mac (a OSX port of OpenOffice), and that was able to open the .docx file and save it as a .odt and .doc for everyone else.

      I understand that that still might not be convincing. Some people just absolutely need a feature that in Excel that OpenOffice doesn't have (I hear people get hung up more on Excel or Outlook features than on Word features). Still, OOo is quite a lot better than Works.

    58. Re:Switch! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      look! it's a bird, it's a plane, it's....a girl? yes, a girl browsing Slashdot on Linux


      Don't worry, you can get an operation to fix that.
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  2. Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Sh00tingstar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    given that it's not a particularly functional package, and Open office is mature enough to offer most of what you need anyway. I think the adware-laden 'free' trials are one of the most irritating things about buying a new PC!

    1. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Tom9729 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A lot of people just don't know about OpenOffice. People will use this because they don't feel like paying for the full thing (MS Office). Sure, they'll mumble and groan about the ads and etcetera, but they'll use it.

      This is a great time for OpenOffice to get out there and let the common person know about them. Firefox had ads in the newspaper, why couldn't OOo?

      My only question is how long before we see ads in Windows.

    2. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just exactly what part of OpenOffice should I use to edit spreadsheets, pray tell?

    3. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by brunascle · · Score: 2, Informative

      the Calc part.

    4. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by flowsnake · · Score: 1, Redundant

      OpenOffice.org Calc would be a good place to start

    5. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by confused+one · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? because it costs 1/10 what Office costs. If you're a student and only need basic functionality, it's enough

    6. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OpenOffice is 0% of the cost of MS Office. What's your point?

    7. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Yes, OpenOffice is free... But a lot of people would be willing to pay $40 for Works, people who might not know about OpenOffice. When someone walks into a store to buy a piece of software, they are not going to find OpenOffice on the shelf. They might however see MS Office and MS Works (and maybe WordPerfect). Given the price differential, a person (like a student) who's on a budget is likely to pick Works.

      Yes, I use Open Office on my personal machines. The question was "Who would use Works anyway?" I've answered that.

    8. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by superbus1929 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Again, this goes back to educating the unwashed masses. Works does 1/10 of what Open Office does, and it's FREE, and is more stable to boot. So users will have to configure it to save documents in .doc or .xls format; big fucking whoop. We have to let people know that the option is out there.

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    9. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      This is a great time for OpenOffice to get out there and let the common person know about them. Firefox had ads in the newspaper, why couldn't OOo?


      Anyways, it's a great business opportunity - why all the negativity? OpenOffice could incorporate ads too. All proceeds to support development of open source. People have been comparing to Microsoft and wondering why they have such a market share. Well, it's money that's made the difference.

      Some people like a little imagination, newness, and pizzazz on their screens. We're not working in 800x600 any more but the work doesn't always take the full 2048x1600 or whatever. The important thing is to not be overly annoyed or distracted by ads that get in the way of doing your own thing, and as such people can vote on which ads are liked or not liked - keeping the decision making public in line with open source philosophy.

      So we don't just whine about how commercialized Microsoft is. They know how to play to win. If open source wants to get ahead, it has to pick up on good ideas and make them better.

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    10. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      And OO has the coreldraw-like drawing program. Last I checked, M$ Office didn't have this (unless you count visio, which is a separate component to buy, and is more specific-purpose for flowcharts).

      OODraw kicks ass for doing CD Labels.

    11. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by misleb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A lot of people just don't know about OpenOffice. People will use this because they don't feel like paying for the full thing (MS Office). Sure, they'll mumble and groan about the ads and etcetera, but they'll use it.


      They'll use it until they find out (the hard way) that they can't share the resulting files with others. WEll, technically there is a Works to Word converter, but Microsoft, for some "strange" reason didn't see fit to include it in Office by default. I don't think Microsoft really wants people to use Works at all. They just want to get people using some Microsoft product and annoy them (with ads and document incompatibility) into "upgrading" to Office. Works is a gateway application.

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    12. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I look at it this way. Microsoft Works is an obscure piece of crap and therefore is easy to incorporate ads into. This is a trial phase for Microsoft. They want to eventually play around with the idea of an ad supported Office suite and perhaps whole operating system. Microsoft Works is one of those programs that never sanely touches the business sector because of Office and even OpenOffice and the ad supported stuff will definitely be geared towards the home user. I mean I would go so far as to say that IE 6 was an experiment in a 3rd party adware application but it was probably an accident.

    13. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by bilabrin · · Score: 4, Funny

      IMHO Works is garbage. Here's a list of progams I'd use as a text editor before I'd consider using Works again.

      Wordpad
      Notepad
      Paintbrush
      Pencil and paper.
      A sandy beach, a stick and a camera!

      Seriously, Works is a puchline!

    14. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      Open Office does more than Works does, and zero is smaller than 1/10. The difference is knowledge and convenience --- people don't know about open office, or they don't need (or know they need) things that Works doesn't support and thus don't care to upgrade anyway.

    15. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      If you are a student and you buy regular priced software at a regular software store, you fail as a student. There are usually many other options to follow through with, not limited to MSDN-AA, student priced software, software store through your school, and lab computers.

    16. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      So there is the answer to your question.
      Sell OOo and Ubuntu*. $20 on the shelf ($10 wholesale, ~$5.00 cost). The devs get funding, the consumer gets exposed to good software that is inexpensive, the retailer gets a 100% markup. What's not to love?
      -nB

      * one DVD can have both available, either independently or bundled, as needed.

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    17. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So we don't just whine about how commercialized Microsoft is. They know how to play to win. If open source wants to get ahead, it has to pick up on good ideas and make them better. You don't by any chance work in an advertising related business?

      The only good idea in this case is getting a free Office suite, even if it is not very good, and finding a crack that will cut out the ads. Otherwise it will be a good incentive to find a different app to do the same job.

      I agree the open source world needs to pick up on good ideas. And a great idea is to never touch adware with a very long barge pole.
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    18. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by westlake · · Score: 2, Insightful
      given that it's not a particularly functional package

      MS Works appeals to home users who want to do some very ordinary, everyday things, without a lot of hassle. Print a greeting card, a poster for a garage sale.

      The Print Shop has been around for twenty years.

      But I've yet to see an open source replacement for this ageless "killer app" on any platform.

    19. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by paperdiesel · · Score: 1

      My only question is how long before we see ads in Windows.

      If you plug it in to the Internet right out of the box... about 8 seconds.
    20. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...because Open Office sucks. Can we stop with the "why doesn't everyone use Open OFfice" question as an "answer" to everything. The real reason everyone doesn't use Open Office is because many of us that do know about it don't recommend it because it sucks. Heck, it is even clunkier than MS Works, which already sucks. How bad is that?

    21. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      So, I go to the student bookstore, and I find with my student discount MS Office Standard is $149, WordPerfect Office is $89, Adobe is... well it's expensive. Oh, and Works is $40. I know better -- I would (do) use OpenOffice. That doesn't mean a student or the parent of a student might not make the wrong choice. Again, the question is who'd use it... I'm telling you where I see it used.

    22. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is wordpad can read/save MS-Office format files (Word 6.0) just fine.

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    23. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by hguorbray · · Score: 1

      Because it just Works .... as an Adware platform better than it Works as a document application.....I can see the tagline now

      -I'm just sayin'

    24. Re:Why would anyone want Works anyway? by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      This is a great time for OpenOffice to get out there and let the common person know about them.
      Yeah! They could buy some ad space in MS Works!
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  3. Just what the world needs... by rbochan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even more people using a program that saves to proprietary formats that can't be used by other programs.
    Sigh.

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    1. Re:Just what the world needs... by Metamediarich · · Score: 1

      5+ years after Bill Gates has his epiphany to turn the fate of Microsoft to the Internet, has the company done any more than figure out how to police their licenses, and now to deliver ads to an out-of-date, client based application?

      Google may have its detractors, but at least they are out there pitching. Microsoft is still learning to spell inovation, er ...inovotion, oh rats! ... innovation.

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    2. Re:Just what the world needs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get how Works even exists. Who develops it?

      "Hey honey, I've been offered a word-processor development job at Microsoft, supplier of the world's most popular office suite." And then you turn up and discover you're developing Works rather than Word. Who would put up with that?

      I suspect that Works is actually a punishment for Office developers. Broken the build? Checked-in yet another regression? It's a week's Works development for you.

    3. Re:Just what the world needs... by westlake · · Score: 1
      Even more people using a program that saves to proprietary formats that can't be used by other programs.
      Sigh.

      Works is a quick and easy tool for home users who have scant interest or need to import or export anything - except perhaps later to their own copy of Word or Office.

  4. I hate Microsoft Works. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Not that it isn't a decent package in its own right ... it's that it doesn't automatically save things in Microsoft Office formats.

    I constantly have people asking me to "translate" stuff they get from people at home.

    At least use .rtf! Come on!

    1. Re:I hate Microsoft Works. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2

      Not that it isn't a decent package in its own right ... it's that it doesn't automatically save things in Microsoft Office formats.
      I like the versions of Microsoft Works that actually install an older version of Word to do their word processing, and then use some kind of plug-in to do the translation. That plug-in invariably breaks, and suddenly you've got folks who can't open their own documents anymore. Hours of fun for the whole family!
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  5. Have they ever managed to sell works? by also-rr · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm pretty sure *I* have a free CD somewhere here, and I have never bought a computer with Windows on it. Maybe it came free with my digital watch.

    With some irony it isn't even a useful office suite for homework as it can't (or couldn't when I was 17) handle 'industry standard office files' - as required by UK schools.

    1. Re:Have they ever managed to sell works? by NickFortune · · Score: 4, Funny

      Exactly. Now instead of just bundling office software that no one wants and no one uses with new PCs, they're going to bundle sotware that no one wants, no one uses, and that advertises at you.

      Of course, this being MS, they're going to try and sell this as an added value proposition: "seventy five percent of all the sock puppets that responded to our market research all said that they felt the lack of advertising was a serious lack in Microsoft Works"

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    2. Re:Have they ever managed to sell works? by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      Of course, this being MS, they're going to try and sell this as an added value proposition: "seventy five percent of all the sock puppets that responded to our market research all said that they felt the lack of advertising was a serious lack in Microsoft Works"

      That's all funny... until you start wondering if there's some truth to that.

      Say you're in the cut-throat world of the consumer PC market. You want to boost sales by putting as many bullets as you can in that "Features" list your potential customer is going to compare with your competitor's "Features" list. But margins are slim. Those bullets better not cost much. Along comes OpenOffice. "Includes a fully functional office productivity suite" would look real nice and doesn't cost anything beyond getting it in your standard production image. It's better than Microsoft Works which used to be your throw-down "productivity suite" bullet. Why not? Well - those guys at Microsoft have a good answer to that.

      What if Works wasn't just to fill in a bullet? What if works made you money? That's right. Microsoft now has a version of works that'll turn each unit sale in to an added revenue stream! Marketing loves it. They'll be able to keep your customer interested in your newest product offerings! That is - if the customer keeps the software installed. But that's just icing. What you'll get up front is per-unit advertising fees and partnership deals. That'll put some breathing room on that bottom line.
    3. Re:Have they ever managed to sell works? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Have they ever managed to sell works?

      Of course they have.

      It is #70 in software sales at Amazon.uk. Microsoft Works 8 #122 in the U.S. For comparison: Sun Star Office 8 is #614 in the U.K., #655 in the states - despite costing only $15 more.

    4. Re:Have they ever managed to sell works? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      With some irony it isn't even a useful office suite for homework as it can't (or couldn't when I was 17) handle 'industry standard office files' - as required by UK schools.
      Why would a school care about what format your files were in? Surely you would just present written homework, or did you have to email it in from home, or something?

      Kids nowadays, when I was a lad you wrote everything in longhand with a quill, we were poor but we were happy, etc.

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  6. Works sells for 40$? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Has any one actually shelled out money to buy works? It is installed as crapware by the vendors. How out of touch with reality is MSFT really?

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    1. Re:Works sells for 40$? by Zarhan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually...Back in old days, when it was MS Works 2.0 (DOS version!). Early 90's. I really liked the darn thing.

      The target segment for Works, I suppose, is to use it for "home accounting". For that purpose the 2.0 worked very well due to one nice fact:

      It came with it's own teaching program! No annoying clippy. No gazillion menus, and indexed helps where you cannot find anything. Basically a self-running tutorial for elementary word processing and doing some spreadsheets - some basic formulas (doing sums, etc). And it worked. Even my somewhat-of-a-luddite parents changed their home accounting from pen&paper to Works. It would nicely show off some examples, allow you to try it yourself, checked your input, and really taught how to do things.

      These days they are using Openoffice. So am I.

      What went wrong?

      Well, basically, at around version 4.0 Works became bloatware. So, might as well go for Excel/OOO. And the teaching functionality is no longer there in the basic package so it's no longer even useful as a "my first spreadsheet". (Ok, I don't know about the absolute latest versions).

    2. Re:Works sells for 40$? by slapout · · Score: 1

      Yes, but if you own Works, you quailify for upgrade pricing on Microsoft Office.

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    3. Re:Works sells for 40$? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Actually...Back in old days, when it was MS Works 2.0 (DOS version!). Early 90's. I really liked the darn thing.

      Speaking of which, I have a collection of Works 2.0 (for Windows) files (old school reports, etc) from the early 1990s that I don't seem to be able to convert to anything. The only converters I can find seem to work for Works 3 and up.

      I'd love to know if anyone can suggest a way to get the content out of them, preferably free because I doubt I'd bother otherwise.

    4. Re:Works sells for 40$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has any one actually shelled out money to buy works? It is installed as crapware by the vendors. How out of touch with reality is MSFT really?

      Doubtful any end user has, first thing I do is remove it. The next thing I do is load Open Office. I converted my files some 2 years ago dropping the M$ format. It made my transition to a Linux desktop quite easy.

      If someone is actually paying for it, hey, I have some beach front property I need to sell...

    5. Re:Works sells for 40$? by massysett · · Score: 1

      Has any one actually shelled out money to buy works?

      Yeah, I did, but it was ten years ago...back then, if you bought Works, it came with a copy of Word 97, and some other stuff that was good, like Streets and Trips (this was before Google Maps.)

      Wait, that might have been "Works Suite." Works by itself was total crud. Of course it came with the Works Suite, but I never even touched it once.

    6. Re:Works sells for 40$? by Zenne · · Score: 1

      I loved that teaching program in Works 2.0! I used to have a PS/2 when I was 12, 13, and I would just sit there all day and learn how to use spreadsheets and databases. And then there was...was it like a mega-tutorial that tested everything that you had learned, or the last tutorial for databases? The one where you had to catch a bad guy by searching for clues in the database. It was awesome! I was so sad when my PS/2 died (it's as old as me, but I liked using it over my dad's computer).

      Then I got a computer from the school my mom worked at (it closed down), and was excited when I saw that it had Works 4.0...but I couldn't find the tutorials. So I drew in MS Paint and made silly newsletters, and wished I had 2.0 and BASIC and a DOS prompt to play around with. And now I'm an art major! :D

    7. Re:Works sells for 40$? by phrasebook · · Score: 1

      Try catdoc. I remember using it on some Works documents I found in an old .zip of Simcity. The dates on the files were 1990/91, so might have been Works 2.0. It won't give you much of the formatting but it'll give you the text.

    8. Re:Works sells for 40$? by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip. I might give it a try later on when I get home.

  7. Astounding by Cleon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Well, Chairman Bill was right--Microsoft is all about innovation. They're constantly looking for new, innovative ways for their products to suck. They're practically making an art form out of bloatware.

    Once this bad buy makes it into their final product, the guys over at OpenOffice should have a banner year.

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    1. Re:Astounding by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, OO.o won't add banners or ad ad banners.... or ad any RIBBONS.

      CAPTCHA: "aggrieve"

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  8. I thought crapware was a fading trend by WebCowboy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...so why on earth is MS pulling this stunt!

    Works is crapware even WITHOUT the ads! Works should be given a quick, painless death and MS should move on.

    This only makes the Apple ad more true.

  9. Works?!?! by iknownuttin · · Score: 1, Troll

    I always get a copy on the Windows machines that I buy and I then delete it because it's a WORTHLESS piece of shit.

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    1. Re:Works?!?! by bumby · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and I then delete it because it's a WORTHLESS piece of shit.

      works or windows?

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    2. Re:Works?!?! by LindaMack · · Score: 1

      Poor troll, didn't realize that flaming Microsoft was so Julyish :o)

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    3. Re:Works?!?! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      July 1998 that is.

    4. Re:Works?!?! by geschild · · Score: 1

      "works or windows?" Yes
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  10. We only need 10 more $40/mo pledges... by postermmxvicom · · Score: 1

    Haha, things sure are going downhill. Maybe with the control they'll be able to wield over Vista owners, they can just stream PBS style telethons to raise money for Works installations.

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  11. HP by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just bought an HP laptop. It came with a trialware version of MS Office and a (non-adware) copy of MS Works.

    Guess which I uninstalled? Office, or Works? ...

    You guessed it, I zapped BOTH! Then installed OO.o.

    1. Re:HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nobody cares that you don't care !"#%#!$%& stupid slowdown cowboy thing

  12. who wants this? by huckda · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The manufacturers involved were not disclosed. So as not to hurt the sale of said systems...

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  13. Just guessing by OpenSourced · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft has announced plans to pre-install an ad-laden version of Works on some manufacturers' PCs

    Lemme guess... Perhaps that offer will be done to the manufacturers that were "thinking about/already intalling" Open Office for free in their naked PCs ?

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    1. Re:Just guessing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely those that, like Dell, don't have a 'I don't want ANYTHING' option when you order the computer. Have you ever tried to get something like that on Dell's site? I have a half dozen keyboards and mice gathering dust because they won't let me choose 'none' as an option.

    2. Re:Just guessing by ignavus · · Score: 1

      "Lemme guess... Perhaps that offer will be done to the manufacturers that were "thinking about/already intalling" Open Office for free in their naked PCs ?"

      Umm, how do install anything in a "naked PC" other than a new OS? And once you do that, it is no longer naked.

      OOo requires a dressed PC - whether Linux, MacOSX or that other thing.

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  14. i have an idea by overcaffein8d · · Score: 2, Interesting

    they should do that with the entire MS office. then we can find an ad blocker, just like we did for AIM .

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    1. Re:i have an idea by phildo420 · · Score: 1
      Or, do like we did to AIM, and replace it with a superior product (Trillian).
      Or rather, in this case, Open Office.

      Works is the most pointless software package imaginable...atleast, I hope Microsoft can't improve on the pointlessness of that package anyways.

    2. Re:i have an idea by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

      pidgin (gaim) could also be considered superior to aim, i suppose.

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  15. Same as Google apps by JeremyGNJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is no different than Google Documents & Spreadsheets. It's just ad-supported office applications. However, the fact that it's locally installed is nice, because it allows for more advanced functionality than AJAX. I think Microsoft has a winner with this one. Not just because of the ad revenue, but because of the user lock-in. Users of works would be more likely to upgrade to MS office. smart move.

    1. Re:Same as Google apps by l33t.g33k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the bigger issue is what people are willing to tolerate. Most users (including myself) don't have the same expectations of web applications and desktop applications. It's fine with me if a web application is ad-supported, because... well, it's on a website. However, if I were to have a desktop application that constantly displays ads, then I would have serious qualms about its quality, and I feel that my computer is "unclean" and I would perceive a decrease in performance. It's like crappy old Kazaa all over again! Web ads are fine, desktop ads are NOT fine!

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    2. Re:Same as Google apps by 1729 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      his is no different than Google Documents & Spreadsheets. It's just ad-supported office applications.

      A large part of Google's success has been that they deliver targeted and relatively non-obtrusive ads. I often click on Google's ads, because they're relevant. When they aren't useful, they don't bother me, since they aren't animated or loud or otherwise distracting.

      Incidentally, I've never noticed an ad while using Google Docs & Spreadsheets, so I'm not sure how they are working advertising into the service. When I'm searching the web, Google's "Sponsored Links" are often exactly what I'm looking for. However, when I'm editing a document, it's very unlikely that I'll click through an advertisement, and my tolerance for distractions is much lower.
    3. Re:Same as Google apps by Jeremy_Bee · · Score: 1

      I agree, (and not just because we have the same first name). The many, many, comments here focusing on the fact that Works is bloated and doesn't even use Office file formats are really missing the obvious.

      This will be a, uh... *new* version of Works won't it? So they can use their *new* OOOPS-XML file format right? And if they are going to integrate it with online stuff, that's pretty much a big re-write of the application right? None of these assumptions based on previous versions of Works are really valid then are they?

      IMO, this seems like an obvious test-run for a new web-enabled productivity suite that will directly compete with Google Apps and whatever Apple comes up with in this category. Either as a test for the same things being eventually applied to MS Office, or as an eventual *substitute* for MS Office (everyone knows a complete re-write is needed at some point), this is a very smart move for the evil empire.

      They get to test out their own version of the latest thing in productivity applications and they get to (probably) re-write the codebase from the ground up. If it fails miserably, they can say "it's only Works, so what?" whereas if it becomes increasingly popular and useful, it's "their new vision."

      I also find the large number of comments along the lines of "Who would use adware?" to be a bit naive.

      I work at a large University where, throughout the 90's, most people used Eudora because it was the standard. When Eudora began their ad based versions (how many years ago now?), I assumed everyone would drop it, but instead almost no one did. Almost without exception our secretaries and administrators don't seem to care about the advertisements. We are currently trying to get people to stop using Eudora, (mostly because it's a non-standard POS that causes us much support grief), and it's very difficult to get them to give it up even though there are free alternatives that are more reliable, easier to use, and have no ads. A lot of folks like to use what they like to use, and ads aren't going to make much of a difference IMO.

    4. Re:Same as Google apps by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      This is no different than Google Documents & Spreadsheets. I use a Google Spreadsheet occasionally, and I don't recall seeing any adverts. My brain tends to filter them out these days anyway, so I just opened it in FireFox (no ad blockers installed) and there were no ads.
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    5. Re:Same as Google apps by butchcassidy1717 · · Score: 1

      Umm when have you know MS to completely rewrite software??? MS will prob just shovel more shit on top of the shit thats already running...

  16. I'd have thought Works was just a control by now by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    As in a .Net embeddable widget for crapware.

    Besides, even as a product, it was nagware/adware for office bundled by PC OEMs.

    Honestly, I thought they only kept it around to keep people's expectations low and make them willing to shell out more for Office.

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  17. works openoffice? by SolusSD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think works even lets you write .doc files-- Openoffice supports most MS formats fairly well. Seems like the market just isn't there for Works, even if it was free and ad free.

  18. AArgh! by bananaendian · · Score: 1

    Isn't the market already full of these 'pre-install'-infested computers with crippled votim-ware by an abusive monopoly. I mean, now that even Dell offers linux as an alternative OS with their machines, who could possibly find any positive aspects in a pre-installed Microsoft Works, free or otherwise, not even considering the fact that this 'free' version is full of ads?

    And why should I allow software whose functionality has nothing to do with the internet to access it for ads, registrations, autoupates, feedback, whatever?

    must.. resist.. urge.. to kill..

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    1. Re:AArgh! by CowboyCapo · · Score: 1

      Just as an aside, did you mean vomit-ware?

      Oh yeah, I forgot this is NanoLimp we're talking about here. Almost everything they make is vomit-ware.

  19. Flagship in trouble! by kc2keo · · Score: 0, Troll

    M$: Looks like the Our M$ flagship is being flanked by free software torpedoes! Start pumping to keep her afloat! Free Software: Add more features! haha... I haven't bought Office ever. At most i've pirated it for my father or grandfather since they are very resistant to change.

    1. Re:Flagship in trouble! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha... I haven't bought Office ever. At most i've pirated it for my father or grandfather since they are very resistant to change.

      Congratulations? I don't know what you're expecting here. What you choose to use is your business, but not all people think pirating is teh roxorz, regardless of the vendor. Grow up.

    2. Re:Flagship in trouble! by DogDude · · Score: 1

      This is an article about MS Works, not MS Office. They're completely different products.

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    3. Re:Flagship in trouble! by kc2keo · · Score: 1

      oh ok :P I can't seem to get my facts straight today...

    4. Re:Flagship in trouble! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      If you're pissed off now, wait till he's modded +5 insightful.

    5. Re:Flagship in trouble! by kc2keo · · Score: 0

      har har har! I am a troll with bad Karma.

  20. Do they censor the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excellent. Now how do we purchase adspace for Open Office and KOffice in this wonderful program?

    1. Re:Do they censor the ads? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      The AC was modded as Funny, but, imagine if people were willing to micropay say, $0.25 per month to OO.o or KDE, etc., AND take ads. The ads could be funded by companies trying to market to OpenSource users or opportunities. The ad dollars could go to devs, or good causes. Maybe OpenSource should be tied to human suffering/freedom/self-determination rights. Might be political, but, honestly what ISN'T political.

      Then, at some point if the user tires of the adverts, s/he could lump pay the balance of a 1-year (at $0.25/month/week/whatever) and the devs push code to switch off the ads, or they direct the user to the menu item to turn off ads.

      Just some idea-making.

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    2. Re:Do they censor the ads? by huckamania · · Score: 1

      Someone would just release a non-ad-encumbered version of the same software. After all, it's within their rights, right?

    3. Re:Do they censor the ads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was referring to placing ads for OO.o/KOffice into 'Works'

  21. OpenOffice needs to step up by computerman413 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe OpenOffice should try and arrange to have their products put on Windows computers. It won't cost manufacturers anything, and it won't have annoying ads.

    1. Re:OpenOffice needs to step up by pegr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It won't cost manufacturers anything
       
      Except their Windows OEM license!

    2. Re:OpenOffice needs to step up by westlake · · Score: 1
      Maybe OpenOffice should try and arrange to have their products put on Windows computers. It won't cost manufacturers anything, and it won't have annoying ads.

      The free OEM install didn't work for Corel and Word Perfect. Why should it work for OpenOffice?

      Microsoft has been in the home since 1977. Thirty years experience and billions of dollars free to spend on research can teach you a lot about this market.

      The market least understood by the Geek.

    3. Re:OpenOffice needs to step up by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      I found very good comment above about how Ad-based Works are just trial baloon for Microsoft Office next version, which, obvious, is aimed to be ad based and free - infinite income from Office, just imagine that, Microsoft wet dream - but heck, I already posted one comment, so I can't mod this disscussion.

      Your claim is not partly true. From my observations (I have shared some work time in big/small distributors of Windows OEM with computers) that it can cost them some five ten dollars on their deal with Microsoft. However, if you are third or fourth middleman, they won't simply waste their time. You already will sell Windows OEM for much higher price than Dell or HP, which strikes deals with Microsoft directly. And if you are Dell or HP, you can piss off Microsoft without any big consequences, at least these days.

      I think there are some bigger blocks for OEMing OpenOffice.org (or NeoOffice on OS X), like definitely support - users usually treat it like that: "you sold it, you support it". Problem with OpenOffice.org it is not that is difficult, but that it is *different*. So it need books, learning materials, etc. However, there are very few sources who could provide that, neither free or commercially (and no, RTFM doesn't count here). And another reason, of course, is those damn formats. This is a reason why I am very big supporter of OpenOffice.org. I know it doesn't work perfectly, I know, it is sometimes slow (but starting with 2.2 it is totally different beast in these terms), I know, it doesn't interpret old Office documents perfectly. But heck, it WORKS for the most of time I use it - or my girlfriend, and it is much more stable than Office 2000 or XP.

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  22. this.. by Verunks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    will not Works

  23. just another reason by confused+one · · Score: 1

    not to use Microsoft products. I run Open Office on all my personal machines.

  24. Ad-Laden? by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't he the number three Al Queda guy these days?

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    1. Re:Ad-Laden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he was, till they Bin-ned him!

    2. Re:Ad-Laden? by Drachemorder · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but he sure does terrorize a lot of people.

    3. Re:Ad-Laden? by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 1

      As near as I can tell from the news Al Qaida only has Bin-Laden and an infinite supply of number two guys.

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    4. Re:Ad-Laden? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they've switched to hex... then it's only #173

  25. Sounds like a trial balloon by khendron · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why would Microsoft do *anything* with works? This can't be a big money-maker for them, unless they are charging OEMs behind the scenes to have it installed (in which case the OEMs are stupid for installing it).

    I think Microsoft is just practicing the ad-supported software model with an application they don't really care about, just to see how well it works. They can iron out the wrinkles (or maybe drop the idea all together) without damaging the reputation of one of their core products.

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    1. Re:Sounds like a trial balloon by FireFury03 · · Score: 1

      Why would Microsoft do *anything* with works? This can't be a big money-maker for them, unless they are charging OEMs behind the scenes to have it installed (in which case the OEMs are stupid for installing it).

      I suspect it's because the OEMs need a cheap/free word processor to pre-install and Microsoft knows that if they don't supply one the OEMs will just install the alternatives (which are much more functional so would cut into the MS Office sales). I imagine a lot of people use Works on their shiny new PCs, realise it's a piece of crap and immediately go out and buy MS Office.

  26. Brilliant... by msimm · · Score: 4, Funny

    but only so long as they use Clippy to present the ads. It would be like life in hell in a great cuddly way.

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  27. Targeted ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This should come in handy ... Advertising that is relevant to a person

    From The Patent application..
    a profile of the person, which may include, for example, the person's interests and hobbies, the person's sex, age, locale, profession, subscriptions and memberships, ethnicity, marital status, personal characteristics such as parent, pet owner, very tall or short, and the like; b) a personal information management system 334 for the person, which may include, for example, the person's address book (list of contacts), calendar, mail and/or message store, a task list, notes and the like; c) a purchasing history of the person; d) the person's advertising preferences , which may include, for example, a record of which advertisements the person has interacted with in the past, and/or a record of which advertisements the person has immediately dismissed, if such a capability to dismiss exists, search terms the person has used, media consumption (viewing and listening) history, a preferred look and feel for advertisements, and the like; and e) general system filters configured by or on behalf of the person.

    This identification may be done in any number of ways. For example, a biometric sensor in device or a remote control or other accessory of device may identify the person. In another example, the person may log onto device and/or device , thus providing identification. In yet another example, cameras or other sensors may detect and identify the person. In yet another example, the device having the display may be used solely by the person, so any use of the device may imply that the person is viewing the display.

  28. Oxymoron! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft Works

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  29. but they won't be supplying by Jerry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the Vasoline.

    That's still the consumer's responsibility.

    What amazes me is that so many are still willing to bend over for this abuse... AND PAY FOR IT!

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    1. Re:but they won't be supplying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jerry, you sir are either a complete moron or an evil genius.

      Somehow you managed to get a comment modded as Insightful(!) that uses the word Vasoline and is stupid enough to include "AND PAY FOR IT" while referring to free, ad-supported software.

      I salute you. Or not. Or something.

    2. Re:but they won't be supplying by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Err, because consumers don't know a shit about computers and software and don't have actually a choice? Isn't that obvious answer?

      It is all about bundling. Take customers out of equation. They are ignored. All thanks to monopolies like Microsoft, Intel, Dell, etc. And ohh, thanks to politicians and government clerks who failed to stop them.

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  30. Jerks. by norminator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [...]Microsoft has announced plans to pre-install an ad-laden version of Works on some manufacturers' PCs in coming months. [...]

    Can't think of a better reason to try Linux or Mac.
    Thanks, Microsoft!
    Seriously... Isn't Works already bundled with new PCs for free (to the end user) anyway? So isn't this just extra revenue for MS and/or the vendors, while reducing the value of the product?

    Jerks. Not that I've ever used anything in Works for more than 45 seconds, but still, it's the principle of the thing.
    1. Re:Jerks. by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I thought Works was add-ware: It's basically just an advertisement for Office anyway...

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    2. Re:Jerks. by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      My first thought was that Microsoft was selling Works for what it's really worth... Frustration, Pain, and Misery.

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    3. Re:Jerks. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Seriously... Isn't Works already bundled with new PCs for free (to the end user) anyway?
      It's often chucked in by suppliers, but it isn't universal. To be fair, it can be useful to have a basic spreadsheet on a computer at home if you don't want to, ahem, pay for Excel.
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  31. oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From bbspot's geek limerick contest a few years ago (back before bbspot started to completely suck):

    I demand that Microsoft recant
    The names of all their products extant.
    "Intellimouse"? It wasn't.
    "Microsoft Works"? It doesn't.
    And with "Microsoft Access", I can't.

  32. pre-install an ad-laden version of Works by smchris · · Score: 1

    Finally! That should put to rest those arguments on /. about whether Microsoft is a classy company or not.

  33. Monopoly by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    MS is a convicted monopolist, but we have not seen significant monopoly evidence in a while. The IE, WMP, etc are old hat and not really significant to the current OS. Increasingly sites are designed to meet a general audience, including firefox, and now Safari and iphone. iTunes has a majority of the legal download market, and Zune is not doing that much to change it. The one new success, xBox, has little to do with a monopoly. They invested enough money to make the xBox happen, something they may not be able to do with the Zune due to investor pressures.

    So I am surprised to see such a blatant abuse now. I think it indicates how desperate MS is to find a new profitable product. While losses for xBox and Zune for year might exceed 2 billion, Google has shown that is it possible to make money pushing ads if you provide a service that people want. However, even with leveraging the desktop monopoly, MS has not been able to compete with google, at least not in the developed world.

    So, they are back to thier old tricks. Exploiting the desktop monopoly in new way. Take a product that should be given away, implement some ads, and bribe people to use the MSN add network instead of googles. I am not saying that Google is any better than MSN, simply that instead of creating a better search product, something we desperately need, MS is taking a shortcut.

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    1. Re:Monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stopped reading here:
      "MS is a convicted monopolist..."

      1. "Convicted" doesn't apply to civil cases (look up "conviction" at dictionary.com).
      2. It's not a crime to be a "monopolist".
      Your "convicted monopolist" is just vacuous slashdot sloganeering, and you opened your post with it. It's not worth reading the rest of your post, which I assume is just as vacuous.

    2. Re:Monopoly by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What's the blatant abuse, exactly? Instead of giving Works to vendors for free, they're going to provide an ad-ware version. If anything, it makes their product *less* appealing. (Also I'm not sure exactly what the computer vendor gets out of the deal...)

      And can we stop using the term "convicted monopolist?" Yes, yes, it's accurate, but it doesn't actually *mean* anything, and it's nearly always entirely irrelevant to the matter at hand. For instance, this matter. At this point it's just a meaningless buzzword.

    3. Re:Monopoly by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      Stopped reading here
      I stopped reading there...
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    5. Re:Monopoly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      giving Works to vendors for free,
      Absolutely, as it would make no sense to give MS Works away for free, which would mean that OOXML would have a freely available reference platform, which, combined with another MS innovation of a simple and unencumbered license of OOXML, without any of the double talk, would virtually guarantee it as the standard office format. This would happen not by abusing the desktop monopoly, but by supplying a good and useful product to the consumer. God knows that we deserve another good and useful product from MS after all this time. And since MS and MS supporters all say how primitive and useless OO.org is, perfect MS Works can be released at that primitive level. What they are actually doing, which is abusing their desktop dominance to push through a file format that is not guaranteed to be licensed on all major platform, thus insuring that people who use the format will at least have to license of MS Windows and at least use ads on MS OFfice, is so much more fair to everyone.

      And can we stop using the term "convicted monopolist?
      This is right up there with people complaining that a convicted pedophile is not allowed to volunteer next to a school. Ya know, I am so sick of people talking shit about my homeboy. Stop using the term 'pedophile' He did it, he served his time, and it has nothing to do with current situation. He just wants to help the shop! It is just a buzzword used to rile people up. Not relevant in any way.

  34. This is what happens when marketers hate people. by nobodyman · · Score: 1

    Ironically, I think that the OpenOffice team loves this idea about as much as the Works team does. I'm curious what the tagline will be. "Works w/ Ads: it's just like the old version, but Worse!"

  35. Oh God, please no! by misleb · · Score: 1

    The only thing worse than people passing around Word documents (especially for static forms and such) is passing aroudn Works documents. I guess it is possible to get converters from Works to Word (though Word doesn't open them natively AFAIK), but it is a pain the the ass for Mac users. Even if you have Office 2004, you can't open Works documents. You have to find a Windows machine with the converter. It is like Microsoft is competing with themselves.

    The other part of the "oh god, please, no" is more ads. Your average Windows box ALREADY looks like a 150 person marketing department exploded inside it.

    -matthew

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    1. Re:Oh God, please no! by CowboyCapo · · Score: 1

      The other part of the "oh god, please, no" is more ads. Your average Windows box ALREADY looks like a 150 person marketing department exploded inside it.

      Oh, I SO wish they were exploded... Hey, thanks for giving me an idea for my next software product, Salesman Exploder!

    2. Re:Oh God, please no! by misleb · · Score: 1

      Oh, I SO wish they were exploded... Hey, thanks for giving me an idea for my next software product, Salesman Exploder!


      Ok, I guess it is more like they puked rather than exploded. It reminds me of a comment my wife made when we went to a certain Mexican restaurant for the first time. "Wow, I looks like Mexico threw up in here."

      -matthew
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  36. Wait...what? by Control+Group · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft still makes Works? And they charge money for it? Is it still one of the best document-encryption tools around?

    I haven't even seen a Microsoft Works installation since the days when I'd carry around a floppy with Norton Utilities on it - and use it often.

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  37. Free the Advertising!!! by Light_Wong · · Score: 1

    Are any of the ads for Open Office, or is this "strategy" just one large advertising campaign?

  38. Since everyone else has mentioned Calc by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I'll throw out Open Office Base just for all of those who feel compelled to point out that Excel-is-not-a-database-application. :)

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  39. Oxymorons!!!! by Pojut · · Score: 3, Funny

    #974: Airline Food

    #632: Civil War

    #232: Microsoft Works

    1. Re:Oxymorons!!!! by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Damn. For a little while your post was modded "Redundant". That just made it more funny.

  40. Win-win for MS by djchristensen · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will decide by mid-2008 whether it can afford to forgo the $40 normally charged for Works.

    Sounds like a win-win for Microsoft. They get whatever revenue they're currently getting for Works plus the ad revenue for the next year, then they'll decide whether or not to forget about the non-ad revenue.

    1. Re:Win-win for MS by djchristensen · · Score: 1

      Try reading TFA next time, bozo!

  41. hosts file by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    127.0.0.1 ads.microsoft.com

    Thanks for the free s/w, chimps!

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    1. Re:hosts file by atarione · · Score: 1

      good idea ...but that would just keep you looking at the preinstalled cache of ads

      on the other hand even for free and ad-less you'd still be using M$ works...which is a pretty useless program...

      oh well...some people must like it, or having it meet their needs enough not to look for something better..so whatever works (no pun intended) for them

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    2. Re:hosts file by j79zlr · · Score: 1

      Except that windows does not respect the host file when doing DNS queries for its own servers.

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    3. Re:hosts file by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "127.0.0.1 ads.microsoft.com

      Thanks for the free s/w, chimps!"
      - by Gothmolly (148874) on Thursday August 02, @01:57PM (#20089609)

      I think not man, unfortunately:

      MICROSOFT BYPASSES THE HOST FILE:

      http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/04/16/13 51217

      Read that... HOSTS files? They'll "bypass it"...

      (nice try, thought about it myself - only other avenue for this? IP Security Policies, keep them in mind)...

      This (me, a diehard Win32 guy) are my thoughts about this fiasco from this thread earlier:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=259389&cid=200 89887

      APK

  42. No problem with ad supported software by DrRobert · · Score: 1

    but the deal-breaker would be the fact that the ads are probably driven by the collection of personal information as alluded to in the Vista EULA.

  43. It's better than Google docs... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    I agree with everything you said with one exception where Microsoft is better than Google's idea: with the Microsoft package you get to keep local control of your files and data, whereas with Google you upload them to a central repository.

    However, the Microsoft package will still probably want to read the content of files, send something (???) back to Microsoft and then serve ads appropriately. (Snooping content for ad tie-ins is key to Google's success; just today in the Wall Street Journal that talked about how Google is trying to do this with other content so, for example, they can serve ads to your cell phone.)

  44. Full Version of MSWord? No Dell Crapware by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Will it include the full, latest version of MSWord? That's the only reason to even consider MSWorks in the first place.

    Of course, OO is better than Works, and free to boot. How about a download link to that?

    Of course, this better not be on Dell, since Dell has promised us no crapware any longer.

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  45. Make it free by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    No, not saying to open it, but if they make it free it might increase their overall desktop market share. Even if its free, more desktops with their software on it can only help them in the long run.

    There will also be a percentage of people that will 'upgrade' to office when they need extra features/support.

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  46. Oh, the future is bleak by insanemime · · Score: 1

    I can just see it now. The little help icon looks like a sleazy car salesman. "I see you are typing a letter, Would you like to buy some Cialis?"

  47. And I thought nothing could be worse than Clippy by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    This is so certain to fail that I really have to wonder what Microsoft's motivation could possibly be for trying it.

    All the "mom-n-pop" nontechnical users I know hate Clippy, and Clippy is at least genuinely trying to help you.

    They hate pop-ups and pop-unders on the Internet. They'd never buy or install a pop-up-blocker as such, but they really do discover and use whatever pop-up-blocker tools come free or preinstalled with whatever they're using.

    Listening to the radio or watching television is a passive experience, and people are willing to let the ads roll into their benumbed brains. Using a computer is a participatory/em> experience and folks' reaction to be interrupted when they're in the middle of trying to get something done is completely different from their reaction to advertising in a passive medium.

    If Microsoft thinks that deliberately irritating their customers will win them over and encourage them to buy less irritating software, they're nuts. This is a situation where they should be using focus groups, which would set them straight in a hurry.

    Unless, as I said at the beginning, this initiative is intended to fail.

  48. Mod parent -1 redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This really has nothing to do with the article.

    1. Re:Mod parent -1 redundant by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      It has to do with the article because, if I and other people are going to torpedo non-adware versions of MS Works, how attractive will an advertising-supported version be?

  49. Google "office for free" by kimvette · · Score: 1
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  50. Slashdot, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why was this modded up? I understand that many of us here (myself included) prefer Linux to Windows and use it, but is it really necessary to display fanboyism moderation in response to any post that mentions personal positive Linux experiences or possible motivations for people to switch platforms?

    What, pray tell, is interesting about the parent post? Someone explain it to me, please.

    1. Re:Slashdot, why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because linux is a fanboi cult.

  51. VibrantAd by sherriw · · Score: 1

    I can't wait until they start putting VibrantMedia ads into your text... spell-as-you-go, grammer-as-you-go, ads-as-you-go!! Those hover over word ads must be the worst thing on the web. Proof that companies have no clue what pisses off customers/visitors.

  52. already in the works? by wrmorris · · Score: 1

    the newest, cheapest desktop HP's, that start at $299, are giving away Works. Does that mean they are the new AdWorks?

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  53. Adware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "[Allow] [Cancel] [Buy 20" Dildo!]"

  54. A risk-free test? by annamadrigal · · Score: 1

    Microsoft must realise that Works has a very limited life expectancy. Whatever you think of the various alternatives to Microsoft Office, it's difficult to argue that almost all of them aren't superior to it. The fact that it's so crippled and limited that free alternatives are better makes it essentially impossible to sell, and it's probably going to be difficult to give it away for much longer... the OEM prices have always been very low, so $40 is a gross overestimate for what's really being paid for bundled copies, I suspect. What, then, is the real point of this move? It seems as though it could be a convenient environment in which to test a business model which provides a whole new revenue stream. If there isn't any sort of backlash here, then will we be seeing that the next version of Office, and maybe Windows, also come with Adware installed? Perhaps with the exception of the over-priced "business" editions? If so, I very much doubt it will make things cheaper for the consumer... It's all about pushing the envelope: how hard can you squeeze your customers and expect them to keep coming back?

  55. I think it's unfair! by garry_g · · Score: 3, Funny

    By bundeling ad-ware with Works, it gives Ad-Ware a bad name ...

  56. Works? More like dontWork by butchcassidy1717 · · Score: 1

    They should just change the name to MS dontWork...

    Actually that should be the name of all there software...

  57. Works has actually gotten worse over time. by eobanb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Believe it or not, I have version 1.05 of MS Works. It runs on PC-DOS on my 286, and it's actually great, as it included a terminal emulator, which lets you use a modem to dial into another machine (or use a null-modem cable straight to another computer) and exchange data. If you set up another machine to be an internet gateway, Works becomes a useful, if rudimentary, way of accessing files on the internet on a computer from 1983.

    Let's see Works 9 do that.

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  58. Open Office television campaign by RudeIota · · Score: 0

    You're right - there's no good reason - except the very small percentage of home users who actually KNOW OF Open Office let alone have the balls to download and install it.

    I imagine a national television ad here in the U.S would really change things. Imagine well-done commercial that touts, "The compatibility and familiarity of MS Office - but for free!"... I do believe things would shift; however, this is where being free shows its disadvantage because such commercials are very expensive. I think it would be interesting if OO or a representative for OO started a fund based on donations to put towards advertising.

    Firefox makes a good example of what an incredible difference being in the spotlight makes. Do a search on Google and 'firefox' brings up 180,000,000 results - do a search on "Open Office" and you get a 'paltry' 2,360,000 results. Granted, Firefox hasn't had a television ad that I know of, but the program has generated a whole of lot buzz. I don't see OO generating that kind of buzz, unfortunately. :(

    You might think adware laden office products are a good reason for huge OEMs like Dell to switch to OO by default, but then that of course cuts into their MS Office earnings and virtually no company with 'slim margins' wants to sacrifice that kind of mulah for the 'good of open-source software'.

    Just thinkin' out loud...

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  59. Will MS-Office read works files? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Last time I tried was about ten years ago. As I remember, I could not read works files with ms-office either.

    1. Re:Will MS-Office read works files? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm not positive, but I believe Office does read Works spreadsheets and word-processing files. I don't remember if Works has some other kind of files beyond that, and I don't have either a copy of MS Office or MS Works in front of me to investigate.

      However, I'm quite sure that Works does not read MS Word files. At least, the last time I saw a copy of Works, which was around 2 years ago, that was the case. Instead, they sold a product called something like "Works Deluxe" which included a copy of Word.

  60. Ah, good times by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    I still look back on the day when I realized that MS Office had no support to read files from MSWorks 95. Nothing like lock-in for your lowest-end office application... *goes to check his install of Excel 2003* ...Yep, still limited as MS Works 2.0. A new record for shooting yourself in the foot. Can anyone tell me if there's support for that disaster of an application in OOo? My parents (and, therefore, I) would greatly appreciate knowing. Something that can convert files from that abomination into something read by a real office package in an automated fashion would be a godsend.

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  61. It could have been worse ... by Mathness · · Score: 1

    Several readers noted that Microsoft has announced plans to pre-install an ad-laden version of Works on some manufacturers' PCs in coming months. It could have been worse, if it was bin-laden. :P
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  62. MS Works 9 by westlake · · Score: 1
    MS Works doesn't even read MS Office documents

    Share & edit Works Word Processor and Spreadsheet files with Microsoft® Office Word and Microsoft® Office Excel and vice versa. *MS Office versions 97-2007 Microsoft Works 9

    There is absolutely no good reason to continue using this crap, even if it's free.

    There can be a reason if you are unfamiliar with - or uncomfortable with - what passes for home user support in open source.

    When you are Microsoft you can afford to put up a bright, colorful, Works home page, post a quarterly newsletter, create unique, customized, tutorials, templates, clip art, fonts, etc.

    There will no geek-speak, not the faintest whiff of the patronizing attitude that pisses off the "luser."

    In open source, the public face of your project tends to look more like this or this.

    1. Re:MS Works 9 by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      Share & edit Works Word Processor and Spreadsheet files with Microsoft® Office Word and Microsoft® Office Excel and vice versa. *MS Office versions 97-2007 Microsoft Works 9

      In my opinion this quote doesn't say what you think it does. (Emphasis is mine.) It says that Microsoft Office and Excel can read/write the Works file formats and not that Works can read read/write MS Office file formats. It is weasel-worded.

      At least that is how I read it.

    2. Re:MS Works 9 by Smauler · · Score: 1

      Share & edit Works Word Processor and Spreadsheet files with Microsoft® Office Word and Microsoft® Office Excel and vice versa.

    3. Re:MS Works 9 by Drgnkght · · Score: 1

      Yes, I saw that too. I'm perfectly aware of what that phrase means. In the way it is used in this sentence it could mean two different things. It could mean that Works can read/write MS Office files, or it could mean that MS Office can write files that can be read by Works. These possible meanings are very different. This being a quote from a Microsoft marketing page that is trying to sell Works, I'm going to assume that it is snake oil. Microsoft has tended in the past to be less than honest. I have no desire to spend money on Works to test this hypothesis, therefore I will just assume it is business as usual until someone can demonstrate otherwise.

      And yes, I am that cynical when it comes to Microsoft.

    4. Re:MS Works 9 by porl · · Score: 1

      as someone working at a school having to help kiddies who come in with their works documents wanting to use them here on office, i can tell you with confidence that that statement is a load of shit. even if you can manage to get office to load the files (extremely rare) the look of disappointment on their faces when they see what a mess it has made of their 'masterpiece' is all too common. yes, the problem mainly occurs when they use borders and backgrounds and who knows what other garish elements, but isn't that the type of 'home user' that works is supposed to be targeted at?

  63. Pass on the savings by ArcadeX · · Score: 1

    once works no longer has cost, will dell lower the prices of the machines? I'm guessing they had to pay some sort of fee for works, even if only a few bucks.

    And i will works had it's uses. More people have it then most think, since it's loaded crapware and they don't have anything better. I'm willing to be more junior high reports get in on works than anything else, shame the schools don't hand out open office cd's... now there's a thought, start a foundation to provide open office cd's to schools for free, they hand them out the students = market proliferation. OO may not be 100%, but to push FOSS, i'd donate to a charity or foundation. Would be pretty easy to setup a foundation now that I think about it, only cost would be a website , cd manufacturing and shipping, could use paypal and once you hit X amount of cash, place an order to have the CD's made, ship to school districts.

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  64. Does Google use more standard file formats? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I think google uses standard file formats. Formats like .doc and .xls. Formats that be read by other applications.

  65. Works includes Microsoft Word by hvrbyte · · Score: 0
    Strangely nobody has yet noted that Microsoft Works actually includes a copy Word, and doesn't have it's own word processor software anymore (According to wikipedia they normally package a slightly older version of Word)

    This means that everyone using it will instantly be compatible with the majority of business users out there. As much as I am not a fan of the Office software, that's still important for a lot of people.

  66. ads preinstalled in you pc by ralph1 · · Score: 0

    Will you not join me in linux now sabayon is my current fav. toay i reinstalled my xp that came with my computer then i pluged in my usb drive all my mp3 files were gone not untill i agreed to let ms use my data for there own means that the files magically reappered. fdisk c: echo y

    1. Re:ads preinstalled in you pc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will you not join me in linux now sabayon is my current fav. toay i reinstalled my xp that came with my computer then i pluged in my usb drive all my mp3 files were gone not untill i agreed to let ms use my data for there own means that the files magically reappered. I'll join you when you stop talking shit.
  67. Another feature to boost its abilities! by Warbothong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This looks like a long-awaited feature to add to the portfolio of Microsoft Works, the oxymoron which many believe to be an office suite when it is in fact a piss you off enough to buy microsoft office suite. It probably only exists to make sure there is a clear "upgrade" path ("If Works doesn't then why not try Office?", rather than letting customers loose into the wild where they might happen upon a competing free product), and to cater to those who think (rightfully so) that word processing is a basic task for a computer to do these days and should come by default for free but without pissing off the OEMs and DoJ with forced Office preinstallation or reducing the cost of Office (which, along with Windows, keeps Microsoft afloat). (Seriously, I went to buy a mouse from a local computer shop recently and the guy running it took an age to explain to the woman in front of me why the computer she just bought can't do word processing, and that if she wanted it to she'd have to fork out a few hundred quid. I would've intervened with OpenOffice but I was with my girlfriend at the time and I try not to be too zealoty around her)

  68. Not so out of touch at all by westlake · · Score: 1
    How out of touch with reality is MSFT really?

    Microsoft Office Home and Student 2007 for XP and Vista. #1 in software sales at Amazon.com.

    Microsoft Works 8. #122.

    The Print Shop 22 Deluxe for Windows. #240

    Sun Star Office 8. #655

    [Ratings August 2nd 4 PM ET]

    After discounts, Star Office at $55 costs $15 more than Works 8.

    Ill leave you to contemplate the realities of a home market that barely acknowledges Star Office's existence.

  69. They still make Works?!?!? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Holy Cow, was I the only one surprised to learn that MS even still made Works? I thought they had phased that suite out years ago. The last time I got a copy was literally in 1994 with my brand-new, kick-ass Packard Bell 486-SX25 (upgraded to a WHOPPING 8Mb of memory!).

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  70. Works isn't THAT bad - call me K-RAY-Z! by enmane · · Score: 1

    seriously, it isn't that bad of a package. It has really nice templates and works out well for someone that is new to computing and guides a person to create their first set of documents, banners, calendars, etc...

    the only SERIOUS flaw that prevents a person from actually continuing to use it is when they need to share that information. SURE, that person could install a free PDF creator and email the PDF to their friends BUT that isn't exactly the crowd that Works is intended for.

    If a person needs a computer and never needs to share a file then Works is quite a nice package.

    As soon as that person needs to share that information they are pushed to MS Office... by design...

    That being said, not everyone needs/cares to share their documents as their documents are for personal/home use...

    1. Re:Works isn't THAT bad - call me K-RAY-Z! by Shados · · Score: 1

      Is sharing the documents really a problem? I don't know about the Free software world, but, while I never tried it, Office can open and save as works documents, so technically a MS Office user wouldn't even notice. I guess its more of an issue if you want to READ a document sent to you, but then Office has a free viewer... Leaving only one scenario (while I'll admit, a common one) is to edit a file that was sent to you...

      But that still leaves quite a few scenarios covered.

  71. Just format and reinstall with "Anytime Upgrade" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike the mess with OEM XP disks any version of Vista can be reinstalled with a generic "Windows Anytime Upgrade" disk. You might have to call MS for a key to activate (I had to) but it's a fairly painless under five minute call. It's a good way to clean out all the crapware that comes with prebuilt boxes these days since the WAU disk gives a very clean install.

  72. No chance of happening, but... by Jorophose · · Score: 0

    What if MS put its money where its mouth is, cut off all the old shitty "Works formats", and let it export to ODF? Or would that be too drastic? I mean, OEMs don't really care about selling copies of Office (IIRC, doesn't get them any money unless it's a trial) but giving customers something to STFU would be beneficial...

    I'm glad they're giving it away for free. Ads, not so much, but it kicks IE-preinstallation-methods's ass.

  73. Knowing Microsoft this will affect Windows by Tran · · Score: 1

    at a system level and therefore the ad deluge will be propagated to other applications. Then MS will claim that it can not be removed becuase this feature is part of the basic (Home) version of Windows ( ie business Windows is differnt and will not have this feature because business computers always have Office, of course).

    I myself am not sure if this should be funny, scary, insightful or troll.

  74. Norton Utilities, once fit on a floppy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something... from norton... used to fit on a floppy?

    A single floppy?

    Shirley you jest.

  75. Posting Hints and Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works is crapware even WITHOUT the ads! Works should be given a quick, painless death and MS should move on.

    When posting M$ bashing on /. you need to either post anonymously or say something real funny.

    Otherwise the M$ fan boys will use their mod points to cut you down. If I had any at the moment I would have marked the parent post insightful. I wonder if M$ fanboys get paid to moderate on /.?

    Works is a POS ware and M$ would be best just to drop it.

  76. Never fear by simplypeachy · · Score: 1

    The beast shall slay itself.

  77. Works by CtrlShiftEsc · · Score: 1

    Clearly, there is still a market for Works, even if it is mainly bundled with OEM installs. It's not a too much of a leap to suggest that future versions of Works resemble more like a service rather than a local application and it will then compete well with Google Docs and others. However, I don't see why people are complaining about software that they admit having *never used*, now becoming free with advertising. How is it hurting exactly and why would that force you to move to *nix? As an aside, I'm tired of the Borg-style Gates icon used whenever an MS item appears on /. It was funny for about 5 minutes but that was several years ago. Nobody would dare put an icon with an angel&halo + devil&fork with Job's face on both but we accept that the Ipod is now a ubiquitous dominating product and the Iphone will doubtless do the same on the crest of nothing put hype and very good marketing alone. It's time to move on...

  78. The bigger they are the harder they fall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I am surprised to see such a blatant abuse now. I think it indicates how desperate MS is to find a new profitable product. While losses for xBox and Zune for year might exceed 2 billion, Google has shown that is it possible to make money pushing ads if you provide a service that people want. However, even with leveraging the desktop monopoly, MS has not been able to compete with google, at least not in the developed world.

    I am waiting for Google to give up that silly office thing, get serious and push a whole OS and OpenOffice out to end users. They have the technical savvy, they could wipe Microsoft down to size in no time....imaginge all that Linux getting pushed to all those PCs that can't get XP any more. As no on wants Virus Infected Spyware Trojans and Ad-ware for such a limited product as works.... And if they manage it well, you don't have to worry about WinRot.

  79. the fact that it still exists... by catbutt · · Score: 1

    might be a bit of a clue, no?

  80. MS Works... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    MS Works came on most of the laptops I've bought and I can say with confidence that the uninstall function works just fine.

    I have nothing against filling the harddrive with a bunch of shovelware as long as it uninstalls cleanly.

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  81. Oh lordy! by smashtar · · Score: 1

    Its a good thing that more honest, respectable companies like Google don't sink to Microsoft's level and develop ad supported applications that you can choose to use. It seems like that when Google comes out with something ad supported, its a "revolutionary web application", but when MS does, its adware.

  82. Re:Works? More like dontWork by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    THEIR their their their THEIR you ignorant git!

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  83. Advertising revenue streams by xixax · · Score: 1
    This was already mooted in 1996 by VaporSystems VaporOS, so I'll be watching to see if they try patent it (the Eudora folks too)

    Maybe MS should go the whole hog and rent space on the desktop too?

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  84. Oops! by madbawa · · Score: 1

    Microsoft To Try Works As Spyware
    There, corrected that for you..

  85. Re:works openoffice? by MojoStan · · Score: 1

    I don't think works even lets you write .doc files-- Openoffice supports most MS formats fairly well. Actually, Works does let you save a word processing document as a Word document: How to open a Works 6.0, a Works 7.0, a Works 8.0, or a Works 9.0 word processing document in Word.

    What's confounding to me is that, by default, Word cannot open a Works word processing document unless the Works Converter is also installed (according to the KB article above). The Works Converter is installed when Works is installed (Who installs Works and Office on the same PC?) or must be downloaded seperately. I'd expect an advanced word processor like Word to include "open/read" support of simple Works documents by default, but for some reason Word requires an additional add-on or download.

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  86. Unintended irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always loved the product name "Microsoft Works".

    It reminds me of those signs we see at the side of the road: "Road Works Ahead".

    Which typically indicates that, in fact, the road ahead is not exactly in working order at all.

    BEWARE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE: MICROSOFT WORKS !

  87. Question about AutoGK by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    Hey MojoStan, hope you see this - I tried the AutoGK you suggested and my audio is terribly out of sync with my video - same problem I've been having with other re-encoders. I can play the .vob files just fine, but when converted into a .avi the audio and video are way out of sync. I did a single-pass encoding. Any suggestions?

    Steve

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