Johan: "I don't think da two youts downloaded any illegal music".
Judge: "Youts? Did you say youts?"
Johan: "Yeah... da two youts."
Judge: "What's a yout?"
Johan: "Why don't you ask Dr. Jacobson? He's supposedly the expert here."
Judge: "Dr. Jacobson, what's a yout?"
Jacobson: "I believe it's a file type used for illegal music downloads, your honor."
Johan: "Da defenses rests, your judgeship".
I guess this guy only locks each door or window in his house and car after someone has discovered that it's unlocked? I sure hope his kids live with their mom.
This crossed the line, turned round and started to pee on it while singing "it's raining men" and tap dancing. Dude, have you ever tried to pee while you're tap dancing (or tap dance while you're peeing)? You ruin your shoes long before you get to the big finish.
How can they be so stupid? These kids won't trust teachers ever again... and they'll probably have trouble with authority figures for the rest of their lives.
I say we take the asshats responsible for this and lock them in the school's auditorium with all the angry parents and let the asshats see how it feels to fear for their lives.
... that soon they'll have the technology in hand to develop small scale fart detectors that can trace the DNA of the source? If they mount those in elevators then a good chunk of joy in my life will vanish.
... Botnet Wars! They can infect systems and fight it out in the process table. "Watch out! They just spawned a thread that has access to your virtual address space! Protect your data registers!"
US soldiers only give flowers to children, play games with them and everyone loves them! If I want to see stuff like that I'll watch old reruns of Scooby Doo cartoons.
7. I have "Take This Job And Shove It" looping in iTunes.
6. Sometimes I follow links in Google that don't show up at the office when my "Safe Filer" is "On".
5. I work so hard at home that I need a break every hour.
4. Comedy Central replays the same stuff all day long.
3. My desk at home is very clean (in direct contrast to the pig sty in my office).
2. My cats are excellent proofreaders.
1. I'm naked.
Of course Google can protect us against everything and everyone (except the IRS, acne and that kid on the bike in Better Off Dead). They can do anything they say they can do... and even stuff that they haven't thought of yet.
Google is good, Google is great, and Google can do no wrong. Where on Earth did I ever get that pearl of wisdom? I read it on the internets, of course... on some site that rhymes with froogle.
... if they'll run the ad for the new Editor in the classifieds in the back and if the other advertisers back there will complain about it forcing another resignation?
The company has developed a product that automatically re-formats text in a way that your brain can more easily comprehend. It turns it into pictures? Maybe even into pictures of food?
And what does this say about languages like Chinese that are written vertically?
That's right, 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA is mine, and I'll be playing it in the Impossiball Lottery twice a week until it pays off. No more Quick Picks for me!
Remember kids, no one else out there can ever use 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA to play the lotto, to decrypt anything... or even as a WPA (or WEP) key!
I'll be googling 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA everyday until I win that lotto jackpot... and don't think I won't. I'm crazy enough to do it. I swear I am. Really.
You sir, give me brain worms. Now, now... I'm sure he didn't mean to. It must be that he has brain worms of his own and that they're highly contagious... perhaps you can simply catch them by reading his posts.
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Just remember kids that you can't spell Microsoft without SCO (and MIROFT).
Johan: "I don't think da two youts downloaded any illegal music". ... da two youts."
Judge: "Youts? Did you say youts?"
Johan: "Yeah
Judge: "What's a yout?"
Johan: "Why don't you ask Dr. Jacobson? He's supposedly the expert here."
Judge: "Dr. Jacobson, what's a yout?"
Jacobson: "I believe it's a file type used for illegal music downloads, your honor."
Johan: "Da defenses rests, your judgeship".
I guess this guy only locks each door or window in his house and car after someone has discovered that it's unlocked? I sure hope his kids live with their mom.
Yes.
... that I should never invite him over to see my house at Christmas.
How can they be so stupid? These kids won't trust teachers ever again ... and they'll probably have trouble with authority figures for the rest of their lives.
I say we take the asshats responsible for this and lock them in the school's auditorium with all the angry parents and let the asshats see how it feels to fear for their lives.
... that soon they'll have the technology in hand to develop small scale fart detectors that can trace the DNA of the source? If they mount those in elevators then a good chunk of joy in my life will vanish.
... Botnet Wars! They can infect systems and fight it out in the process table.
"Watch out! They just spawned a thread that has access to your virtual address space! Protect your data registers!"
... until it has sleeping cats falling off TV's, narcoleptic dogs and drunk people doing the Macarena.
... about me when I telecommute:
7. I have "Take This Job And Shove It" looping in iTunes.
6. Sometimes I follow links in Google that don't show up at the office when my "Safe Filer" is "On".
5. I work so hard at home that I need a break every hour.
4. Comedy Central replays the same stuff all day long.
3. My desk at home is very clean (in direct contrast to the pig sty in my office).
2. My cats are excellent proofreaders.
1. I'm naked.
... now I'll own an iPod that I can scratch it to sh!t on two sides.
... to question him all day and then award him some grant money to help him find his missing "cold bubbles".
Of course Google can protect us against everything and everyone (except the IRS, acne and that kid on the bike in Better Off Dead). They can do anything they say they can do ... and even stuff that they haven't thought of yet.
... on some site that rhymes with froogle.
Google is good, Google is great, and Google can do no wrong. Where on Earth did I ever get that pearl of wisdom? I read it on the internets, of course
Only if you bought lake front property in Siberia for no money down ... and you were hoping that one day you could use it as a Winter home.
... if they'll run the ad for the new Editor in the classifieds in the back and if the other advertisers back there will complain about it forcing another resignation?
Seriously. That's a shame.
Serioulsy.
Had you stuck with it you could have been on
And what does this say about languages like Chinese that are written vertically?
DCE should be pronounced dicey.
This sounds a lot like Diebold suing Mass because they weren't selected.
The right to profit trumps the rights of others to live without government oppression or intervention.
That's right, 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA is mine, and I'll be playing it in the Impossiball Lottery twice a week until it pays off. No more Quick Picks for me!
... or even as a WPA (or WEP) key!
... and don't think I won't. I'm crazy enough to do it. I swear I am. Really.
Remember kids, no one else out there can ever use 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA to play the lotto, to decrypt anything
I'll be googling 5D 09 7F B4 60 B8 FB BD D0 2B 6A A3 F2 F6 AB CA everyday until I win that lotto jackpot