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Could Global Warming Make Life on Earth Better?

mikee805 writes "A lengthy article in Spiegel explores the possibility that global warming might make life on Earth better, not just for humans, but all species. The article argues that 'worst-case scenarios' are often the result of inaccurate simulations made in the 1980s. While climate change is a reality, as far as the article is concerned, some planning and forethought may mean that more benefits than drawbacks will result from higher temperatures. From the article:'The medical benefits of higher average temperatures have also been ignored. According to Richard Tol, an environmental economist, "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu." Another widespread fear about global warming -- that it will cause super-storms that could devastate towns and villages with unprecedented fury -- also appears to be unfounded. Current long-term simulations, at any rate, do not suggest that such a trend will in fact materialize.'"

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  1. Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only if you bought lake front property in Siberia for no money down ... and you were hoping that one day you could use it as a Winter home.

    1. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

      Of course, the math gets a lot more complicated once we start counting tropical type diseases which will increase in prevalence.

      Not to say there aren't good things from global warming, but I would rather deal with what we do know (the climate we have now) rather than hoping that things will be better with whatever climate we get later.

    2. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah -- and quite honestly, I'd rather get the flu than dengue fever, yellow fever, viral encephalitis, malaria, and a whole host of other tropical diseases.

      Sure, preparataion would help us deal with global warming. However, the fact remains that humans are tightly bound to geography and environment by our infrastructure. While individuals may uproot and move without too much complication (although there certainly is an economic cost to do so), our infrastrucure doesn't. Furthermore, the simple cost of relocation makes it completely infeasible in many locations. Look at Bangladesh. Something like 60 million people there live within one meter of sea level. They expect a country as poor as Bangladesh to uproot and move a third of its population? And to where?

      Just because global warming has the *potential* to, say, transform Siberia and Canada into a new breadbasket, doesn't mean that such a transition would go smoothly. Even in the best case in which the warming is a net positive to world climate (which is doubtful), this simple fact means hardship for humanity.

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    3. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by TranscendentalAnarch · · Score: 1

      Yes, and don't forget about all the heat stroke deaths in Europe not too long ago.

    4. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by NockPoint · · Score: 5, Insightful
      For any place on the Earth, there is a global average temperature that will make that place the best it can be. For Germany, I wouldn't be the slightest bit amazed if that global average temperature was one, two or even more degrees (C) warmer for Germany. Sweden, home to Svante Arrhenius, probably even warmer. There are other places that would probably be better with a lower global average temperature. If we tried to some sort of average, there would be some sort of global optimum temperature, which might well be higher than today's.

      However, why would global warming stop at the optimum, for Germany, or for Sweden, or for the world?

      Even if we recognized the optimum temperature when we reached it, overshoot seems very likely. Once we decide to stop warming the planet, it would take decades to change to non-carbon power sources. There would be more decades of warming already built into the increased CO2 levels, due to the thermal inertia of the oceans.

      Very much warmer temperatures are very likely to less than optimum.

    5. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We've spent the last hundred years or so covering all the best food-producing land with asphalt. (ex: Silicon Valley) Just look at it as a second chance at not screwing up our food supply.

    6. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by lief79 · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? Most lakes in Siberia can be used now. aAll the nuclear waste keeps them nice and toasty, all year long.

    7. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by cnelzie · · Score: 2

      Uhm... I was under the impression that a good number of these viral things, like the Flu and what is commonly called the "Stomach Flu" had more to do with little kids suddenly being pressed closely together by being in school and little kids spread plagues like... well... the plague.

          Am I completely offbase?

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    8. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by vought · · Score: 0

      I know that in Louisiana, they're seeing a surge in previously tropical-only bugs, like the brown widow spider. The moquitos have also become much more hardy, lasting through the winter in the southern part of the state, rather than dying out in December/January like they've done until now.

      I think change at this point would be bad - any further climate change keeps us off our footing, dealing with new infestations of pests and diseases that move north with warming. Besides, it's not as if all the shoreline infrastructure is just going to be written off. This whole idea is nuts.

    9. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by hador_nyc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah -- and quite honestly, I'd rather get the flu than dengue fever [wikipedia.org], yellow fever [wikipedia.org], viral encephalitis [wikipedia.org], malaria [wikipedia.org], and a whole host of other tropical diseases.
      I'm pretty sure the other things you mentioned are true, but this part is partially untrue. It's not that these diseases won't follow the warmth, I'm sure they will, but that they won't be a problem when they get here. Granted, I'm talking about rich places like the USA, but here's the thing. The US has already dealt with and defeated malaria on our soil. Malaria used to be a scourge here effecting our Southern states; basically Florida to Texas on the south, and up to Pennsylvania and New Jersey in the north. We beat it in the early 1900s, but most people, at least in the US, don't remember that. The only reason I know about it is from an interesting History Channel show that discussed how we beat it here.

      So, while many of these problems will be bad, the mosquito vectored ones probably will not. Good news I'd say, because I think GW is happening, and that we won't be able to stop it!
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    10. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Here in the midwest we have expended just as much effort as you West coasters, only we covered everything with a carpet of lush green grass.

      Unfortunately for the herbivores it isn't a food source. All it seems to be good for is selling bags of fertilizer and lawnmowers.

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    11. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For any place on the Earth, there is a global average temperature that will make that place the best it can be. For Germany, I wouldn't be the slightest bit amazed if that global average temperature was one, two or even more degrees (C) warmer
      Of course that temperature may result in it being too warm in places like Italy, Spain and Portugal. This is reminding me of something else, can't think what right now...
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    12. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't listen to me -- listen to the World Health Organization.

      Rates of the disease are on the rise in the developed world. It's not that mosquitoes *must* be in tropical environments to spread malaria; the disease used to cover most of Europe and North America. Rather, the problem is that in wet, tropical areas, mosquitoes, especially the breeds most at risk for carrying malaria, breed much more effectively. Malaria and other mosquito-borne diseases become harder to contain when the climate warms.

      Of course, there are plenty of other diseases that spread based on vectors other than mosquitoes which are more sensitive to climate -- ticks, chiggers, biting flies (for example, the tsetse), etc.

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    13. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Keys1337 · · Score: 1

      Not to say there aren't good things from global warming, but I would rather deal with what we do know (the climate we have now) rather than hoping that things will be better with whatever climate we get later. Things change, I prefer to adapt. Funny you mention hoping, because the only people hoping are those who think they can keep the climate locked down. The rational person says, if global warming is going to happen, where do I want to be when it happens.
    14. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by luckystuff · · Score: 1

      From TFA: it also mentions that global warming will cause more people to win the lottery, too.

    15. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also...GET OFF MY LAWN

    16. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      Yes those rates are on the rise, but mainly because we don't do the things we need to do to contain them. We did have a malaria problem here, and we did successfully deal with it. Make it warmer, and make the mosquitos more common and active, and all we have to do is employ those same techniques we did about a century ago, and our new old problem will be solved again. We don't drain ponds, spray DDT, or anything else like that around here too often, but we probably will as it gets hotter. A few summers ago, one of those viruses, the West Nile Virus, hit Long Island (the western edge of said island is 2 parts of NYC) broke out, and we employed some of those techniques. The result was containment, pretty good containment anyway, of the virus, and there haven't been people getting sick. So, my response to your WHO point is, yes, here's more evidence of that happening, and more evidence of a rich place dealing with it using techniques developed a century ago. My argument both supports your point in that it is and will continue happening, and my point that we can and will deal with it. I kind of agree and disagree with you, if you take my meaning.

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    17. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome a twelve month co-habitation of insects as big as my fist.

      Wait...

    18. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by rujholla · · Score: 1

      Well if you read the article that is a lot of what they are talking about. Spiegel is theorizing that the north shore of Germany will actually boom because Italy, Spain etc will be too hot for sunbathing etc. Their view of global warming bringing improvements is based strictly on a better for Germany viewpoint.

    19. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by rssrss · · Score: 5, Informative

      "I'd rather get the flu than dengue fever, yellow fever, viral encephalitis, malaria, and a whole host of other tropical diseases."

      Smile when you say that. Most flus over the past few decades have been fairly mild. But there is always the possibility that a new flu (such as the much bruited avian influenza A (H5N1)) could create a new pandemic as deadly as the 1918 out-break, which killed more than 600,000 here in the US.

      Of course, flus are not caused by cold weather, they are caused by viruses, many of which originate in south-east Asia which is tropical or semi-tropical. That in turn is not a result of climate, but of the poverty and which in turn leads to close contact between humans and farm animals that serve as the reservoirs of infectious viruses.

      The reason that flus spread in the winter in the northern hemisphere is that winter leads to close human contact in schools, offices, and shopping malls that allow the viruses to be transmitted between infected and uninfected human hosts. Flu pandemics are not caused by weather.

      Similarly, the tropical diseases you mention are not truly tropical. They are transmitted by insects (mostly mosquitoes) that thrive in water. The reason that they are largely found in the tropics now is that the tropics are largely poor and dominated by bad governments. In Europe and North America public works of sanitation, drainage and insect extermination have largely eliminated these diseases, and they could in the tropics, if they were used.

      These are not really climate issues.

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    20. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the headline and instantly had the same thought, almost word for word. Now, either we are all a bunch of mind readers, or we simply think alike. It happens all the time. More proof that the first shouldn't receive special privileges. This isn't a race. Get my drift all you IP whores out there?

    21. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Every house could have its own goat. Or a few rabbits...

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    22. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if this article is true does that mean we should stop trying to be green and go back to leaving lights on all night and start using leaded fuels again? nope, because even if all that has be told to us throught the media is false, doesn't mean that we still can't benefit from a cleaner evironment, and lets be honest the money we save through some of our green pratices is nice. but its nice to know that we may not all be drowning when the poler ice caps melt, just those unfortunate souls in vennice. but hey i live on top of a mountin so i wasn't that worried anyway.

    23. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Once we decide to stop warming the planet.."

      You assume we have anything to do with it. We humans LOVE taking credit for things much bigger than we are. The sun goes around the earth, you know.

      The greenhouse gas emissions created by the human race are about 3-5% of the total. The rest comes from the planet itself.

      I really wish you people would stop repeating the same lines over and over.

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    24. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by JohnDoe031181 · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia...the flu catches YOU!

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    25. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      But, he argued, "by the influence of the increasing percentage of carbonic acid in the atmosphere, we may hope to enjoy ages with more equable and better climates," potentially making poor harvests and famine a thing of the past.

      Little wonder he held that belief... Even the UN climate panel agrees, global warming will be beneficial to us living in Scandinavia. Sucks to be the rest of the world, but... In some ways, I'm looking forward to the next 30 years's warming... And this must have especially true back 100 years ago, when winters _really_ sucked due to poverty, etc.

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    26. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by david_g17 · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- and quite honestly, I'd rather get the flu than dengue fever, yellow fever, viral encephalitis, malaria, and a whole host of other tropical diseases.

      I'm glad you brought this up. Perhaps someone could shed some light on this. It seems you assume a warmer climate, like the African climate where Malaria (and probably some of the other mentioned diseases) appear to be prevalent. However, I grew up in central Mississippi with ample mosquitoes and warm climate. Who is to say that this malarialess climate won't be the norm, and that a malairaful area will take over?

      My understanding is that anti-Malaria medicine isn't very effective (someone correct me if I'm wrong). If so, it couldn't be an issue of buying medicine. Also, I can guarantee that there is no shortage of mosquitoes in Mississippi.

      Why does everyone assume that the climate and conditions will be like the lesser desirable location as though it is the only place with warm weather and mosquitoes?
    27. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malaria and yellow fever used to decimate the city of Philadelphia on an almost annual basis up until the late 19th century. Here's a hint -- the local climate hasn't gotten any cooler.

    28. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Elvis+Parsley · · Score: 1

      Yes and no, mostly no. Cold weather tends to press groups of people together in small spaces for longer periods of time. More exposure, therefore more transmission. Kids, having less developed immune system and often less developed hygene, become really big carriers.

      There's often the secondary effect that in cold weather you usually get much lower humidity, so people's airways are somewhat drier, which in turn makes them less effective at keeping germs and viruses from getting into your system.

    29. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Wisconsingod · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is NO WAY Global Warming could ever make life better......

      Case in point:
      Global Warming will increase overall tempuratures, everywhere.
      Thus the tempurature in hell will rise.
      This will reduce the chance of hell freezing over.
      If hell never freezes over, how will the Vikings ever win a Superbowl???
      That would not be a better life.

    30. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      There's also the fact that winter frost keeps mosquito season in northern climates down to just 4 months or so each year. And aren't those techniques already used in the tropics? Hasn't the WHO declared war on malaria and predominately failed because there is just too much mosquito breeding territory to control?

    31. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree with you, plus 40,000 cold related death in such an industrialized country as Germany seems preposterous! I love how 'scientists' come out with these studies, but always fail to mention who sponsored them. I am sure a study sponsored by an oil company would yield rather different results than one sponsored by some type of a environment protection agency. In the past several years we have seen some of the worst natural disasters to date (not counting such extremes as a meteor hit), scientists have linked this increase in activity to the overall higher temperature of the ocean waters. Ice is white and cold, it reflects sun and it's heat, on the other hand water is dark and absorbs it like a sponge. The sad thing is that there is no realistic plan for stopping our current consumption of oil.

    32. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umh, they *are* tropical, for example here in Argentina dengue has gone further south than ever before, and if anything, there is more control and education of the subject. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if there used to be no control at all previously.
        In fact Argentina is a good example of why you are wrong. Most of the money is spent in and around Buenos Aires, but further south there are less and less mosquitoes and no dengue.

    33. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      There is an estimation that when the polar caps, and Greenland melt their ice caps that the sea will rise about 200 feet. Yep, that sounds OK to me, my home is at the 7000 foot level; I do not see a problem for me. But my mind wonders over to the scenario of armed riots while those whose home are at or below the 200 feet above sea level marker. Oh, all that fresh water going into the worlds oceans is not going to have any effect?

    34. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by multi+io · · Score: 4, Informative

      The greenhouse gas emissions created by the human race are about 3-5% of the total. The rest comes from the planet itself.

      Get your numbers right (don't take them from obscure global warming sceptics' sites, for starters). You're confusing the oceans' (and land masses') total CO2 emissions (which are indeed much higher than ours) with the ocean's *net* CO2 emissions (which are *negative* -- the oceans currently absorb more than they emit, slowing the CO2 level increase in the atmosphere -- CO2 concentrations in the oceans are rising, all measurements show that). The CO2 concentration in the air is higher today than it was in the last 600,000 years or more, we also have direct evidence (carbon isotopes) that much of the CO2 in the atmosphere comes from fossil fuel burning, and if you want, you can take the total amount of CO2 released into the air since 1800, divide it by the total number of molecules in the atmosphere and see for yourself that the current CO2 concentration is not a "thing much bigger than we are". About one in three CO2 molecules in the atmosphere originates from human activities, there is no scientific dispute about that.

    35. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      600k? that's impressive, the second world war 'only' killed 300k Americans and that was at a time when America had a larger population. Top tip: If you want to kill Americans and you're German, be a flu virus.

      captcha: cannabis, well stone me...

    36. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neat.
      Thank you.

    37. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by animalmindreader · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- and quite honestly, I'd rather get the flu than dengue fever, yellow fever, viral encephalitis, malaria, and a whole host of other tropical diseases.

      Given that the scientific consensus is an average rise of just 2 to 4 degrees over the next 100 years, I doubt you're going to see a rise in tropic disease rates in temperate climates. For that to happen you would need consistent tropical temperatures and humidity for both disease and host to flourish. Even the worst case scenarios have Germany more like Southern California in the winter (where there are no tropical diseases) than Manila.

      Additionally, the latest UN report on Global Warming downgraded the estimated rise in sea levels from 30 inches (2000) to 8 to 12 inches -- well below the 1 meter needed to flood 60 million people out of house and home.

      I think what the article was trying to say (however clumsily and inaccurately) is that a rise in global temperatures is not necessarily the catastrophe many seems to claim that it is. The Earth has been considerably hotter and cooler in the past and life flourished -- even in Alaska where permafrost is melting to reveal -- guess what -- that all kinds of life that no longer exists there did quite well at those northerly latitudes.

      Human nature is to fear change (it's unpredictable and scary) and therefore fight it tooth and nail (I could several examples via religion here, but what's the point). If there's one thing that we *know* will happen, it's change. Prepare for it.

      Worst case -- humanity gets wiped out and Mother Earth starts again just like she's done millions of times before.

      Go mamma.

    38. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hi, welcome to earth. We're much older than 600,000 years. By quite a bit.

      There's proof that the levels were higher when the Dinosaurs were around, and hey, guess what, there's also evidence that the climate is in a cycle. Meaning you're ignoring that this could be happening normally.

      Like I said originally, the human mind LOVES to think that it's the most important thing in the universe, and while it is kinda cute, it's going to be our downfall. The sun doesn't go around us, and to think that a species that is outweighed by certain insect species could change the global climate of a planet is just silly.

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    39. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by nyekulturniy · · Score: 1

      However, I've seen grass and trees grow back quite nicely where an asphalt road has been torn up. So, it's not irreversible; food crops can grow again.

      In the same way, we can encourage the growth of local crops (such as periwinkle where I am) that will serve as a better ground cover than grass. All we need to do is to have homeowners' associations declared terrorist groups.

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    40. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by kevikevtmc · · Score: 1

      Um...
      40,000 http://www.census.gov/ipc/www/popclockworld.html

    41. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why the fuck are you making fanciful correlations rather than studying climate science? It is a hell of a lot more complex than any of the shit posted by the supposedly apt but "suppressed" ignorant fools denying anthropogenic influence have ever tried to go into here, and even elsewhere I have not seen anyone of those that has ever even been close at all to accurate.

    42. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Rei · · Score: 1

      Have you see how large of a swath of land one growing zone is? Because a zone (say, changing 6a to 6b) is about 5 degrees difference.

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    43. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hi, welcome to earth. We're much older than 600,000 years. By quite a bit.

      There's proof that the levels were higher when the Dinosaurs were around, and hey, guess what, there's also evidence that the climate is in a cycle. Meaning you're ignoring that this could be happening normally.
      There is also proof that there were much less species then. And "cycles" don't happen without a cause - where is this cause for this cycle?
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    44. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by xenafan · · Score: 1
      The concern you state about Bangladesh assumes the water rises fast.

      From what I've heard it's a gradual process that will raise sea level over several generations of human life, which means the generations of children of the 60 million people will settle elsewhere gradually. That is, some people will migrate out. Others will stick around until the last square inch is covered. It will become important to arrange marriages for ones children to "highlanders", families with holdings higher up.

      Sure this means land prices rise, and there is more competition for land and more crowding in cities, but people adapt (with some suffering of course) to anything that happens gradually enough. Just look at the huge numbers of people migrating to cities around the world already. It's a slow but steady influx, and the cities are radically changed by it, but people keep coming. Some people will starve, some will experience stress that ruins their marriages, some will find opportunity selling property to migrants or otherwise servicing their needs. But nothing that is clearly catastrophic like a tsunami or volcano or earthquake or asteroid hit is happening here.

      I'm not suggesting climate change is good. I'm totally aligned with the notion that the climate devil we know is better than a future climate devil we don't know. But almost anything that takes 200 years to happen is so slow as to be potentially dwarfed by many other causes of human suffering. Take volcano eruptions. One nice big one and this whole global warming trend could be set back 100 years. Who can say that in the 100 to 200 years all this is going to take that there won't be a big volcanic eruption. I won't count on it, but the point is there's lots of uncertainty in anything with a long time scale.

      The big fear in climate change is sudden climate change, and climate destabilization leading to multi-year ice-overs and such, not gradual warming trends and gradual sea level rises over 100 years or so.

      And, no, I don't drive a Hummer. I drive a Hybrid car. Runs off the fumes from the other cars on the road. :-)

    45. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Dude, do you see ANY dinosaurs around here, saying, "Global warming will be just great for us, so bring it on?"

      No. To put it bluntly, those creatures that were adapted to such warm weather have all gone extinct. The ecosystems that exist now will not be able to adjust to such a warming spike easily. Some won't be able to adapt at all.

      By the way, for future reference: the whole "we can't be altering the planet because insects outweigh us" is just about the dumbest argument I've ever heard. That's about like saying "Bush can't be harming the country. In fact, he can't affect the country at all. He's just one guy, compared to five million homeless people! You want to blame somebody? Blame the hobos!"

      Rising CO2 is mankind's fault. Case closed.

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    46. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by mldqj · · Score: 1

      The sun goes around the earth, you know.

      If you don't even know that the earth goes around the sun, how credible is your other facts?

    47. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "warming spike"

      1 degree in 100 years, maybe. Or not. That's what you're going on right now. Well, good luck with that.

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    48. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I hope to FSM your comment was not serious.

      I was pointing out how through all history, Humanity is quick to make themselves the center of the universe. With the sun going around the Earth and now this "We're causing Global Warming" nonsense.

      Also, it would be "How credible ARE your other facts?"

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    49. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Take volcano eruptions. One nice big one and this whole global warming trend could be set back 100 years. No. The particulate matter and aerosols from even a huge volcanic eruption drop out of the atmosphere within a few years.
    50. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "which in turn leads to close contact between humans and farm animals"

      You did not just say that without a link to goatse and a +5 Funny!

    51. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by localman · · Score: 1

      You'll have to take my word that I don't like to think that we're the most important thing in the universe. And I don't like to take credit for things we're not doing. So let's drop the motive argument.

      The earth is huge, the seas are large, and the atmosphere is, relatively speaking, not that big. It's nothing more than a coat of varnish on the ball. It's not at all silly to think that we could damage it. Who would have thought a fifty years ago that we could overfish the oceans? But the fact is we've had to learn to manage the problem. This will become true of all our natural resources eventually, unless you predict we'll stop breeding anytime soon. I undstand some of our resources are very big, but they are finite.

      That said, I don't know for sure that we are to blame for the current global warming. There's a lot to be understood still. But if anything is silly, it is dismissing the concern out of hand.

      Cheers.

    52. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes, 95% of the earths scientists are clearly in a conspiracy to keep the truth away. Even the ones whose best interest it is to show that global warming isn't being caused* by people. Even they are hiding the truth.
      Also, man hasn't gone to the moon, and contrails are actual Chemtrails!

      It would be great if this rapid acceleration was being cause by something else. The Sun cycle correlation looks like a possible suspect, until you look at it closely. There is contnued warming during cooler sun activity.

      *Clearly there are other impact, and there is a natural cycle, no one desputes this. It is the acceleration of the event that is a concern.

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    53. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you bought lake front property in Siberia for no money down ... and you were hoping that one day you could use it as a Winter home.


      Are you interested? I might be willing to subdivide...

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    54. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Iron+Condor · · Score: 0, Troll

      The greenhouse gas emissions created by the human race are about 3-5% of the total.

      This is a lie.

      You are a liar.
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    55. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by OldAndSlow · · Score: 1

      1 degree in 100 years, maybe
      Where did you get that number? The IPCC Summary for Policy Makers (page 23) says that the most optimistic scenario (which has peak CO2 emissions by 2015, and CO2 emission cut at least in half by 2050) gives us 2.0-2.4 degrees C warming. That's a big deal. James Hansen has a very good, if long explanation of the science and the consequences. Compare that very rosy scenario 2-2.4 degree C temperture rise over the next century with the fact that the depth of the last ice age was only 5 degrees C cooler.
      Buckle your seat belts and hold on, its gonna be a wild ride.
      Oh, and the claims that the IPCC says that sea level is only going to rise by 40 cm by 2100 contains a caveat. They don't have a good model for how Greenland and West Antartica are going to melt, so they included _no_ contributions from them. A collapse of either one of them (admitedly not likely by 2100, but possible) gives us something like a 7 meter rise in sea level.

    56. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by CryBaby · · Score: 1

      So your argument is that because people tend to be egocentric, we aren't causing global warming? It's tough to even respond to that kind of tautological, backwards "wisdom", but I'll give it a shot.

      First, your argument easily works both ways regarding climate change. It is incredibly egocentric to believe that we bear no responsibility for the effect our actions have on the environment. Rather than causing us to be overly concerned for the environment, it's far more likely that our self-centered psychological predispositions would lead us to damage it, just as a sociopath is not aware of or concerned with the effects his actions have on the environment around him.

      Second, your assertion that "to think that a species that is outweighed by certain insect species could change the global climate of a planet is just silly" is, well, just silly. For example, if we detonated the entire U.S. nuclear arsenal tomorrow, it would surely have an immediate, quite noticeable and most likely devastating effect on the climate. This simple observation should put to rest your deeply flawed belief that we have no more power over our environment than insects. I could cite an almost endless number of other examples of how humans can and do transform the environment in far more profound ways than any insect species. Here are a few: cities, agricultural land transformation; clear cutting of forests; dams and reservoirs; dumps and landfills; draining of wetlands; commercial fishing and, to bring it back on topic, the emission of billions of metric tons of pollutants into the air every year. Please list the insect activities that have an equal impact on the enviroment.

      Third, you fail to cite even one *fact* to support your starry-eyed claim that humans cannot alter the climate even though nearly the entire scientific community disagrees with you. Instead, you seem to think that your tired platitudes about the sun revolving around the earth are more enlightened than the well-researched conclusions of people who actually study this subject for a living. Talk about egocentric...

    57. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by b.burl · · Score: 1

      We (Canada) already are a bread basket. /nitpick

    58. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Ledgem · · Score: 1

      Similarly, the tropical diseases you mention are not truly tropical. They are transmitted by insects (mostly mosquitoes) that thrive in water. The reason that they are largely found in the tropics now is that the tropics are largely poor and dominated by bad governments. In Europe and North America public works of sanitation, drainage and insect extermination have largely eliminated these diseases, and they could in the tropics, if they were used.

      I'll call you on this one: there's more to it than just that. We're talking about the fact that certain species are limited to certain environments. Just as a random example that I can recall off-hand, there's some species of mosquitoes that act as a vector for disease against a species of bird. The birds occupy a niche upon a mountain. The environment was too cold for the mosquitoes to access. As the region warmed, the mosquitoes moved up the mountain, and the birds also migrated up. Tell me, what happens when the cool zone prohibiting mosquitoes disappears?

      I admit I'm being vague as I don't recall exactly what species were involved, but the zones along the mountain is correct. Mosquito control is difficult in any region - I'm from New York, and we had a nice scare over West Nile Virus a few years back. Mosquitoes were the vector there, too. You're correct in saying that poverty plays a role, but you have to be stretching it pretty thin to say that the environmental conditions aren't playing a major role as well.

    59. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The concern you state about Bangladesh assumes the water rises fast."

      Do the words "forced mass migration" mean nothing to you?

      BTW: A few degrees change per century is a "rapid change" as far as ecosystems/agriculture are concerned. The distance between civilization and anarchy is three days without food.

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    60. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      95% agree? I've seen petitions signed by over 14,000 scientists telling Al Gore to STFU because he's wrong.

    61. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      None of those diseases are exclusively tropical. Malaria, for example, was endemic in England and Russia two hundred years ago when it was much colder. It has a lot less to do with warmth and a lot more to do with first world sanitation.

      Lets consider Bangladesh you say? What about the Netherlands where most of the country is below sea-level? Not only is the Netherlands vulnerable to sea-level rise but more importantly to the fact that the land is falling due to isostatic rebound from the last Ice Age. Yet the Dutch keep the sea out by constantly remodeling the landscape and pumping out water, and all of this is done by heavy machinery powered by fossil fuels.

      I don't think you give a shit about Bangladesh or the grinding poverty of its people. The plain fact is that to "save the earth" you want them to stay extremely vulnerable and extremely poor. Bangladeshis want economic growth and first world eco-imperialists like you are in their way.

      So the answer is that you've swallowed lies and propaganda about global warming and repeat them as fact. This sort of propaganda repeats endlessly a litany of doom that bears no resemblance to reality.

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    62. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by jozmala · · Score: 1

      Okay here are the few issues to consider, the rise of CO2 is clearly by human activity.
      What has happened in the past was that the global temperature has followed the CO2 concentration.
      Also the speed now is a LOT faster than one which extincted 95% of earths species, so this one could be more devastating.
      There natural things that have launched similar things, but here's scary part the natural changes are launched mostly by increasing temperature. So the worst case is that we create to a very dangerous levels of global warming, and from that triggered natural effect finishes off most of the species including us.

      This is of course if you believe that earth is that old and wasn't just created that way.

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    63. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1
      Some of the most populous cities in the world congregate around coastlines. The effect is global in scope, not limited to Bangladesh. Pacific islands will become uninhabitable, in fact much of Southeast Asia will be underwater, and thats the veritable tip of the iceberg.

      On volcanoes, we are churning out the equivalent of tens of thousands of major eruptions each year by purely human pollution.

      Either way, a few less colds in Germany hardly accounts for millions of islanders and those in the tropics who will bear the brunt of the current climate change consensus.

      Just remember, the 200 years you speak of generally does not account for the possible explosive growth of India, China, South America, or anywhere in Africa, all who have the real potential to break any predictions of future pollution levels.

    64. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, the green house gases that we release causes an increase in temperature with the increase causing the planet to release more GHG (from peat, oceans, etc)

    65. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The sun doesn't go around us, and to think that a species that is outweighed by certain insect species could change the global climate of a planet is just silly.

      Give me 100 Nuclear bombs at least 10 megatons each and an active volcano and I can change the global climate pretty quick.

      When insects have started their own Manhattan project get back to us.

      But seriously, the volcanic explosions at Krakatao appeared to have caused a mini-ice age throughout the world. Mankind could simply reverse global warming but putting a lot of dust and debris into the atmosphere. Using nuclear weapons to do so could theoretically work, but I don't think it would be a great idea due to radiation issues. Perhaps we could use conventional explosives?

      But don't ever say mankind doesn't have the power to change the earth's climate because we can and do.

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    66. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      don't take them from obscure global warming sceptics' sites, for starters But a pro gloabal warming site is OK?

      Really. Were does someone get some data or facts that arn't "biased".

      Scientist follow fads and are as biased as the rest of humanity.
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    67. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by evolymsey · · Score: 1

      We can say whatever we want, but isn't the human race a result from past global warming?

      I know we are afraid, but sometimes, high above our little consciousness, life emerge in other ways, other forms. And it is beautiful.
      We think that we deserve life and that life is perfect as it is with us, and that it is something terrible to think about our extinction.
      But if we agree this, we agree that it was a good thing that dinosaurs died for global warming and it is us that take their place slowly and beautifully.

    68. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      Of course, flus are not caused by cold weather, they are caused by viruses... close contact between humans and farm animals that serve as the reservoirs of infectious viruses. A good argument for not letting your kids have a pet.
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    69. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      Argentina is the poster child for why I am correct. It has been plagued by bad government, bad economic policy and declining living standards for two generations.

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    70. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      BS. Thank you! Come again.

      Seriously, you either have a city where it is nice to live or you live in tundra or middle of some deserts. Plants and us like the same spaces. Furthermore, "best food producing land" is fertilized land. There are no more things about "fertile soil" or whatever. That's pre-1950s BS. Soil doesn't vary with 10km in most cases. It varies on 100kms distances.

      Regardless, the best food-producing area (ultra-high intensive farming practices) are greenhouses. And most intensive of these are hydroponic installations. These produce more per acre of land than any "best land" (by pre-1950 standards). But these are most expensive (per acre) farming practices as well.

      If you want proof, see food production over the last few decades. If we are paving over the "best land", why did it go up? Yeap, fertilizer. At current production levels, any land not fertilized properly (ammonia and similar) will become useless wasteland within a decade.

      And if you do not want to "screw up" the food supply, well, don't multiply so much. Number of people is screwing up with the food supply and major cause of global warming (people want to increase their standard of living - can you blame them?). Yet all we hear from politicians is "breed more". The shit will hit the fan sooner or later. Each environment has a carrying capacity and we are way on the borrowed side with our extensive use of fertilizers and insecticides and other so called "control" agents. If the current massive dieoffs of bees are not stopped, well, we might see that affect the food supply much more than some highway over the "best food producing land".

      Please don't talk about the food supply if you don't know what you are taking about. Modern farming practices, the ones that enable 6 billion people to feed, are not the same ones as pre-1950s. Silicon Valley is *insignificant*. All cities combined are *insignificant* (ie. land size). Urban sprawl is much more significant than paving 100 Silicon Valleys.

    71. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Similarly, the tropical diseases you mention are not truly tropical. They are transmitted by insects (mostly mosquitoes) that thrive in water. The reason that they are largely found in the tropics now is that the tropics are largely poor and dominated by bad governments. In Europe and North America public works of sanitation, drainage and insect extermination have largely eliminated these diseases, and they could in the tropics, if they were used.

      Had a good laugh! Or should I cry instead? Why are people so *stupid*, *ignorant* and *arrogant* to think that draining swamps and exterminating insects is a good thing??

      There is a reason why people are starting to reflood marshes and don't use DDT. We learned a lesson. You apparently you have not. You don't even know that climate is responsible for the *tropical diseases*. You see, parasites and bacteria like it warm too.

    72. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a complete fucking retard. I mean, you can't even add 2+2 probably, so how can you even think on global scale where number of poeple are more than fingers and toes..

      You are comparing insects to humans? Insects DO NOT produce ANY greenhouse gases. They CAN'T. Do you need a wikipedia link for that? The only thing that does is the volcanoes and that is NOT alive. Plus volcanoes emit at about a constant rate. Constant rate means about constant amount in atmosphere.

      So you see, there is ONLY *one* species that mines *sequestered* (NOT in atmosphere) Carbon and releases it into the atmosphere. Use your room temperate IQ to figure it out. Maybe with global warming, in a few decades, your IQ will rise by a point or two as well.

    73. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      SStop with your 5 year plan thinking. Dust settles quick. And if you artificially slow down global warming by not dealing with the cause (CO2), well, you just end up with even *more* global warming after the dust settles. You see, water is one thing that washes CO2 out of the atmospere. And with artificial cooling, less water in atmosphere, less storms, more CO2 builds up. Dust settles, and you have more CO2 than before. So you need to repeat with more nukes or you are screwed. Cycle repeats until you *are* screwed.

      Also, putting a nuke in a volcano would do about, .... *nothing*. Volcanoes erupt NOT because of nukes, but because of pressure builtup. Pressure caused by trillions and trillions and quadrillions of tons of rock. A nuke does *nothing*. Even if you nuked Yellowstone (a supervolcano), it would do nothing. At worst, it would cause massive amounts of acid rain but most likely, absolutely *nothing* would happen.

      And no, I would not give you 100 nukes because you don't seem to know how they work and they are completely ineffective. Other examples of completely uselessness of nukes is blowing up an asteroid. Good luck! They couldn't even blow a big iceberg!!!!! (really). Nukes are *only* good at creating atmospheric or water super heater gases that burn things and people. They are *completely* *useless* otherwise.

      As an example, it is easier to blow up a mountain with conventional charges than with nukes. Yes, was tried by Russians. Didn't work so well from contamination point of view and from effectiveness point of view.

    74. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "Buckle your seat belts and hold on, its gonna be a wild ride."

      For a group of people who are supposed to be logical, you're treating Global Warming like a religion. It sounds possible, it looks like it may be real, but the cause? No real proof. If I say an invisible man in the sky exists and I have the same proof you have of Global Warming, you'd call me a nutjob.

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    75. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      "clearly by human activity."

      Clear to who? Who's to say that the CO2 levels wouldn't be where they are now if we never came along? You make assumptions without fact to back it up, dude, and until I see some hard proof, I just cannot believe in human caused global warming.

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    76. Re:Could Global Warming Make Life Better? by jozmala · · Score: 1

      Burning creates CO2.
      Total weight of atmosphere: 5.1480*10^18 kg , percentage of CO2 by weight 0.00035.->1.8*10^15 amount of CO2 in atmosphere.
      Molecular mass of C is 12 Molecular mass of O=16 So burning ton of PURE C creates 44/12 tons of CO2.
      For long hydro carbons its 44/14 tons of CO2 per ton of fuel.
      Last year the COAL burning alone, no agriculture, nor oil burning taken account created 10^13 kg of CO2.
      The coal burning between years 1980 and 2004 created 1.7*10^14 CO2.
      Thats about 10% of current CO2 levels. Now thats only coal and no Gasoline there, and only between years 80 to 2004.
      For the same period based on graph about world energy usage figures, the oil was twice the coal while natural gas was about equal to coal.
      So man kind has produced between years 1980 and year 2004 about as much CO2 as 40% of current amount of CO2 in atmosphere.
      And it isn't such a complex science to measure the amount of CO2 we produce by burning coal or burning oil, its just measuring the amount we burn. But just the HUGE amount we burn fossile fuels makes the difference. Sure nature have its own cycles and those probably have absorbed some of the CO2 we have spewn to atmosphere, I don't claim to understand those well, nor burning of those things, I calculated my own figures about CO2 production and got a lot bigger figure than mentioned here. But I took the book figure instead of using my own since I'd rather err in using lower estimate in here than using too high.

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  2. Head in the sand by whisper_jeff · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is it just me or does this strike others as "lalalalalalalalalalalaI'mnotlisteninglalalalalala la!" Way to ignore the vast majority of solid information out there and try to put a rose on a pile of shit.

    1. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's just you.

    2. Re:Head in the sand by FMota91 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      What about the guy who did the original paper on Global Warming, who is saying it is a sham?
      I don't know, but as the first Iowa poster, let me say...

      Global warming? Yes, please.

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    3. Re:Head in the sand by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed. Life better? Let's see, with Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water...let's just say it won't be a picnic...if you thought Katrina was bad, as BTO would say ... you ain't see n-n-n-nothin' yet. And, speaking of Katrina, some scientists studying global warming believe that it is responsible for the more-active-than-usual hurricane seasons of the past few years. Which makes sense since the main cause of hurricanes is -- wait for it -- heat. Who paid these shills?

    4. Re:Head in the sand by jmyers · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water"

      Hmmm...maybe it will be better.

    5. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean like last year . . . with the total of 0 hurricanes. Damn youze Global Warming, I'll get you for that!
      I think you'll find that over the past few years the average number of hurricanes may be unusual, but it isn't unusually high.

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    6. Re:Head in the sand by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And, speaking of Katrina, some scientists studying global warming believe that it is responsible for the more-active-than-usual hurricane seasons of the past few years. Which makes sense since the main cause of hurricanes is -- wait for it -- heat. Who paid these shills?

      Is it also responsible for last year's dead hurricane season? Really, these things are far too complicated to generalize in that manner. While I do believe global warming is anthropogenic, I don't think it serves any purpose to use half-baked, unreasearched theories to blame everything short of a supernova on global warming.

    7. Re:Head in the sand by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Last year's "dead season" was caused by El Nino.

    8. Re:Head in the sand by maxume · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is Michigan going to flood? Are great storms going to rain down upon us? Lake Erie(which the other four lakes that affect Michigan drain into) is 571 feet above sea level; pretty much all of Michigan is above that.

      These guys think global warming will *drain* the lakes:

      http://www.ecocenter.org/releases/20030414climate. shtml
      http://www.greatlakesdirectory.org/oh/111803_great _lakes.htm
      http://detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/2007 0407/METRO/704070370

      So before you say 'shill' make sure you are dealing with actual facts.

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    9. Re:Head in the sand by dzelenka · · Score: 1

      Katrina happened in days, global warming is going to be happening over centuries. Ignore the mental images from Gore's movie. Water will not be rushing up the streets of Manhatten.

      I hate to rain on your Chicken Little routine, but where were the numerous and powerful hurricanes last season?

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    10. Re:Head in the sand by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Interesting

      El Niño the burrito, or El Niño the global coupled ocean-atmosphere phenomenon?

    11. Re:Head in the sand by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      "Let's see, with Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water."

      The only real loss there is Michigan (which I believe you are wrong about, since most of MI is well above sea level), good riddance to the rest of them.

    12. Re:Head in the sand by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, Good Citizen whisper jeff, but to those of us who wish to grow gills when so much of the planet has become covered with ever more water (I guess you'd have to be a real Aquaman fan to appreciate the future) - just prior to the resulting Ice Age, think it may just be durned fun......

    13. Re:Head in the sand by deets · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why does everyone refuse to acknowledge that Katrina was so bad because the levees in New Orleans failed. Other than that, this was no worse than past hurricanes.
      Katrina was only proof it is bad to live below sea level.

    14. Re:Head in the sand by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Agreed. Life better? Let's see, with Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water...

      Actually Michigan and the Great Lakes will see a large increase in waterfront property because global warming makes the Great Lakes water levels decrease. When the lakes don't freeze in the winter they lose water all winter to evaporation that was normally protected by ice. There are some people suggesting this is why New Jersey and New York have had flooding recently.

      It's already caused some problems with shipping in my area and a lot of marinas are being dredged because they are getting too shallow for some of the larger boats. Warmer water also means less oxygen content so there is a good change the type of animals living in the great lakes will change and fisheries will become more important then ever.

    15. Re:Head in the sand by theelectron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, but didn't you hear? Global warming causes supernovas as well!

    16. Re:Head in the sand by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Michigan will flood because of the exodus to Canada will create a great flood of pee from all the moosehead drinking. all that urine will raise the great lakes level by 300 feet causing michigan to be a tiny island in the Boyne area.

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    17. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just admit you're another hippie trying to make people feel guilty for existing. People will laugh at this hysteria the same way we laugh at the global cooling hysteria of the 1970s.

    18. Re:Head in the sand by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      "Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water"

      Uh... Lake Michigan is already under water.

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    19. Re:Head in the sand by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Ocean Warming, which is a recorded fact has severely harmed coral reefs.

      I have no doubts that life will adapt to global climate change, fewer corals but lots of algae and red tide in the new warm oceans.

      I think maintaining the status quo of historical climates seems to have many economic benefits that should not be ignored. And major global climate change would likely shift most markets fast towards the red. The markets would be forced to adapt quickly, which they are not very good at doing without a lot of suffering by the people at the bottom. Perhaps this is the conservative in me talking. (not neo-conservative!)

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    20. Re:Head in the sand by sycodon · · Score: 1

      And consider this: They have begun naming sub-tropical storms, the most recent is the one off of the FL coast now. This was not done in the past, only real hurricanes had been named.

      So what does that mean? More named storms each year than in the past! Defacto proof of an increase of huurricanes!

      Talk about manipulating the data.

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    21. Re:Head in the sand by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Clearly El Niño the mexican wrestler.

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    22. Re:Head in the sand by ArcherB · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Is it just me or does this strike others as "lalalalalalalalalalalaI'mnotlisteninglalalalalala la!" Way to ignore the vast majority of solid information out there and try to put a rose on a pile of shit.

      Unfortunately, it's not just you. Many people believe that all change must be bad because change, by definition, means things will be different. Some things will be better and some things worse, but all things will be different.

      Different != Bad

      That said, if I had to chose between between global warming vs global cooling, I'd take the warming 100% of the time! When the climate changes, it's going to go one way or the other.

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    23. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sincerely hope that you're kidding around and not ignorant to the fact there's a state that's named the same...

      And if you're Canadian, partial apologies...I'm sure most people in the States don't know Michigan exists, but being 'matter of fact' doesn't help you any.

    24. Re:Head in the sand by die444die · · Score: 1

      That is not true. Tropical Storms are named. Subtropical storms have also been named since 2002.

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    25. Re:Head in the sand by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      A damn good beer if I say so myself. After a trip to cananda last year and a startling revelation that beer can only be purchased in hotels (wtf??) and the like, I was presented with a choice of either bud light or moosehead (a very rural area). Knowing that I'd drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a forest fire than drink bud light, I chose moosehead. Now it's my default beer.

    26. Re:Head in the sand by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, it was also bad because the wetlands that act as a natural buffer between the city and the ocean have been severely eroded over the past several decades. What caused them to disappear? The levees.

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    27. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Last year's lack of major hurricanes was due to the well documented El Nino effect. It has been published several times, even the media outlets targetted at dullards reported it.

      Not that mimimal damage from tropical storms has prevented insurance companies from hitting us in FL with 70+% rate increases again, and them decided not to even offer renewals for a large number of people.

    28. Re:Head in the sand by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Global warming is responsible for the 'dead' hurricane season in an indirect way. the year after a very active hurricane season has frequently been much quieter. The deeper (cooler) waters are churned up by the hurricanes so the surface isn't as warm and thus won't produce as many strong storms.

      Let the waters sit with a dead year and they warm up nicely...producing a more active cycle.


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    29. Re:Head in the sand by linguizic · · Score: 1

      I think you mean this Mexican wrestler.

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    30. Re:Head in the sand by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      I sincerely hope that you're kidding around and not ignorant to the fact there's a state that's named the same...


      Yes, it was a joke. I lived in Michigan (not ON Michigan) for about 4 years.

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    31. Re:Head in the sand by Trails · · Score: 1

      Global warming = more heat = more energy = a more energetic system (ie weather patterns).

      Hurricanes may have slacked off last year but this is attributable to El Nino.

    32. Re:Head in the sand by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      I live in the desert in Arizona. I'm looking forward to a time when CA is under water and I knock an hour or two off the drive to beach! Bring it on the faster the better!

    33. Re:Head in the sand by OldAndSlow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Last year was only a "dead" hurricane season in the Atlantic. If you look at it globally, last year was above average for hurricanes, typhoons, and tropical cyclones.

    34. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But just think, we'll have even MORE Californians clogging the 17.

      I'm game, if their the dispora of water-logged Californians go elsewhere, like Wyoming, not that I have anything against Wyoming.

    35. Re:Head in the sand by sycodon · · Score: 1

      So if Sub-tropical storms have been named only since 2003, then they must be excluded from the count when comparing past storm counts to current storm counts. What are the odds that will happen?

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    36. Re:Head in the sand by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The only real loss there is Michigan (which I believe you are wrong about, since most of MI is well above sea level), good riddance to the rest of them.

      But then what will the rest of the US do when they can no longer mooch off the cash that California and the east coast provide?

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    37. Re:Head in the sand by Vancorps · · Score: 3, Informative

      It was a dead hurricane season in 2006? Typhoons in Asia

      Sounds to me like you're forgetting the world is a big place, every year one part of the world has a worse season than another part. Weather is crazy, when Katrina hit during a bad year the rest of the world saw less storms. It's been happening for as long as we've been keeping records.

      Despite what you seem to think the relationship between heat and the intensity of hurricanes is very well researched and documented. Just because its hot in one place one year doesn't mean that same place is going to be the hot spot the next year. Ocean currents and trade winds take quite a while to round trip the earth.

      So yes, global warming contributed to the weather that we are currently enjoying, except for the fact that Florida is in drought and experiencing some mighty bad forest fires along with Georgia. Yep, no affect at all. Oh yeah, all those extremely powerful tornadoes, also not affected by increased temperatures. Climate change is violent, it always has been in the past, I have no idea why people seem to think it would be easy to deal with now.

      Do we need to outlaw oil and stop all emissions? Of course not, but we need to do something about the problem at hand, the problem we can see now, projections of the future don't mean jack as we know now that the climate is changing and we're in a position to do something about it.

    38. Re:Head in the sand by Comboman · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I think maintaining the status quo of historical climates seems to have many economic benefits that should not be ignored.

      And which historical climate do you propose maintaining? The Little Ice Age? The Medieval Warm Period? With or without human intervention, climate is constantly changing. We need to learn to deal with it.

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    39. Re:Head in the sand by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I don't think it serves any purpose to use half-baked, unreasearched theories to blame everything short of a supernova on global warming.

      I had a good response to you, but I forgot what it was. Damn these global warming related memory lapses.

    40. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, supernovas cause global warming!

    41. Re:Head in the sand by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When a polygon gets smaller, its perimeter also tends to get smaller(If the underwater topography were right it could get larger...is that smoothness?). So there will be a bunch of new waterfront property, but there will also be a bunch of not-waterfront-property-anymore property to go with it.

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    42. Re:Head in the sand by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "But then what will the rest of the US do when they can no longer mooch off the cash that California and the east coast provide?"

      Be better off, because we can finally get rid of all the social bloat crap that those "blue" states ram down our throats!

    43. Re:Head in the sand by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Let's see, with Florida, much of California, Michigan, and many East Coast states, including much or all of New York City completely under water...
      The author is not ignoring those predictions, one of his main points is that they may be inaccurate. FTA:

      Also, more detailed simulations have allowed climate researchers to paint a considerably less dire picture than in the past -- gone is the talk of giant storms, the melting of the Antarctic ice shield and flooding of major cities.
      So he's not just saying, "Hey! I like warm weather!"
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    44. Re:Head in the sand by WebCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Way to ignore the vast majority of solid information out there and try to put a rose on a pile of shit.

      Way to dismiss all thoughts and opinions that don't agree with you.

      I think it is pretty much an agreed-upon fact that earth temperatures are rising, and I think that it is naive to think that human activity can't have an effect on climate. However, this does not mean we all have to have are eyelids glued open and be forced to watch An Inconvenient Truth until we believe the polar ice caps will melt away, the sky will turn to water and fall on out heads and we'll all drown unless we all live like the Amish. Global climate modeling is mind-bogglingly complex and there most certainly is room for debate on the magnitude and nature of human-activity-induced climate change.

      Global temperatures are probably slowly rising overall. If we do not adapt to the changes, it will probably be detrimental overall too, but overall does not mean universally. Some places will be cooler, some will be wetter, some will be drier too. It seems to me that where I live, winters have gotten warmer over the years but summers are actually COOLER and a bit wetter. This might improve yields for some types of crops. In other parts of the world, productive land may become deserts. There is NO WAY we can know with certainty HOW bad (or good) how changing climate will affect related issues like food production.

      I think dialogue needs to be kept open and opinions of all types must be considered. As far as reducing our CO2 emissions to slow global warming goes, however, I think we've reached a point where even severe reductions will be akin to trying to stop a speeding, fully-loaded freight train using the mass and power of a Smart Car: it'll make a small, essentially meaningless impact immediately and unless we turn off the train engine (akin basically to voluntarily wiping out the human population) the train will just keep rolling along. Whatever good intentions the Kyoto accord was intended to address, it has done something quite dangerous I think--it has shifted the focus on environmental issues very heavily towards one single issue to the detriment of all others (especially as the deadline to meet targets looms). Projects to install scrubbers on smokestacks to remove pollution that endangers our health are being cancelled in order to purchase emissions credits or invest in CO2 capture, but in the meantime we still get smog, acid rain and asthma-inducing particulates belching into the air! Expansion of nuclear power is being seriously discussed as a solution to the Kyoto problem--what is the environmental impact of uranium mining, and what about safety and security around the handling of nuclear fuel and waste?

      I am not sure of the motives behind the huge effort to control the nearly uncontrollable (global climate), but it is getting in the way of true environmentalism--an approach based around conservation and sustainability. Reducing oil consumption isn't just needed to keep global warming in check--it just makes common sense to make more judicious use of a resource that is expensive to extract and refine, is non renewable and of finite supply. Thankfully, much of what is done in the name of CO2 reduction does in fact help sustainability, but it is not the whole picture. What is important to keep in mind though is the TOTAL impact of what we do: What'll we do with all the mercury in spent CF bulbs once incandescents are banned? What is the environmental impact of creating the batteries (energy consumption, chemicals and metals used, etc) used in your Prius? What about loss of habitat and damage to wildlife caused by hydroelectric dams and wind power farms (both Kyoto-friendly but they have a large negative impact on the environment nonetheless)?

      Anyway, it is always good to give opinions "on the fringe" the benefit of the doubt.

    45. Re:Head in the sand by fyngyrz · · Score: 1, Troll
      People will laugh at this hysteria the same way we laugh at the global cooling hysteria of the 1970s.

      You'll note the dead silence at the news that Mars is warming just as fast (or faster), and by just as much, as the Earth is. You'll note that on earth, historically speaking, CO2 rises lag warm periods, not lead them. You'll also note that the evaporative cooling cycle - water vapor, rain, etc . - runs at many times the speed of the CO2 warming cycle and is temperature sensitive so that a warmer environment will make it run even faster. And of course, it is important to observe that the predictions of the climate models have been very, very poor, even completely failing in some regions. And no one can miss the fact that the media pump the idea that GW is anthropocentric without pause.

      Here in the USA, it is critically important that the public be kept in the cycle of fuckarosis about terrorists, pedophiles, immgrants, and global warming. It keeps them from realizing their government is 100% in the grip of corporate and wealthy power brokers, that their constitutional rights are being eroded at an ever-faster pace, and that the entire political system is a sham. So don't disturb the rank and file. Shhhh!

      We now return you to our normally scheduled, politically correct, hysteria-fest, with special guest, Al Gore.

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    46. Re:Head in the sand by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in Soviet Russia, maybe.

    47. Re:Head in the sand by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      Global warming = more heat = more energy = a more energetic system (ie weather patterns).


      Usable energy for driving weather comes from heat differential. Global warming heats the poles more, so the heat differential goes down.

      Global warming = less heat differential = less energy = a less energetic system (ie weather patterns).

      Wait, did I just prove global warming doesn't cause more hurricanes? Not at all. Weather is too complex for my simple argument, or yours. We need to rely on the best models available and observational data. Hurricanes are too small to be a natural part of the global models, but the conditions they show look favorable to hurricane production. Observations have not shown a significant increase in hurricanes, but intensity of Atlantic storms seems to have gone up.

      It looks probable that global warming will increase hurricane danger, at least in the Atlantic, but there is still significant doubt.
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    48. Re:Head in the sand by voislav98 · · Score: 1

      Hey, the global warming has already started and there is no way to stop it (short of wrapping the planet in reflective foil), so we might as well relax and enjoy. Yeah, life is going to suck for a large portion of Earth population, but it's not like it's going to get any worse than it already is (wars, famine etc.). All the gloom and doom is created by people looking to profit either politically or financially and it's based on studies that are questionable at best. The current atmospheric models that are used to predict this sort of stuff are very inadequate and they are not even able to predict what is going to happen in 6 months, let alone in 2050 (just look at the Arctic ice melting rates). So we might be in deep or we might be fine, noone really knows. So chill and pass the beer.

    49. Re:Head in the sand by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Be better off, because we can finally get rid of all the social bloat crap that those "blue" states ram down our throats!

      Nope.

      What will happen is that "blue" states will invade "red" states, and the politics will simply change. It happened in the 100 years after the civil war, and it will happen again. And again. And again.

      (And remember: "Red" states, on average, get more federal dollars just thrown at them. Conversely, "blue" states tend to have a net loss from their federal taxes.)

    50. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow. From your own article:

      Amato Evan, a climate scientist at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, added that "the idea just isn't supported by the theory or by the observations."

      The conventional theory is that climate changes on Mars can be explained primarily by small alterations in the planet's orbit and tilt, not by changes in the sun.

    51. Re:Head in the sand by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      The [politically correct] theory is that climate changes on Mars can be explained primarily by small alterations in the planet's orbit and tilt, not by changes in the sun.

      There. Fixed that for you. No need to thank me.

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    52. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      You mean like last year . . . with the total of 0 hurricanes. Damn youze Global Warming, I'll get you for that!
      I think you'll find that over the past few years the average number of hurricanes may be unusual, but it isn't unusually high. 5 not 0. That's in the Atlantic. 11 in the Pacific. And that's just the ones near the USA.
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    53. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      People will laugh at this hysteria the same way we laugh at the global cooling hysteria of the 1970s.

      You'll note the dead silence at the news that Mars is warming just as fast (or faster), and by just as much, as the Earth is.

      Which of course has nothing to do with the fact that Mars' atmosphere is >95% CO2.
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    54. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      You'll note the dead silence at the news that Mars is warming just as fast (or faster), and by just as much, as the Earth is. Which has diddly squat to do with global warming on Earth (here and here).

      You'll note that on earth, historically speaking, CO2 rises lag warm periods, not lead them. Which has diddly squat to do with the fact that CO2 is now forcing the temperature change due, instead of vice versa (here).

      You'll also note that the evaporative cooling cycle - water vapor, rain, etc . - runs at many times the speed of the CO2 warming cycle and is temperature sensitive so that a warmer environment will make it run even faster. I have no idea what you are trying to imply by that.

      And of course, it is important to observe that the predictions of the climate models have been very, very poor, even completely failing in some regions. In point of fact, climate model predictions of things like global temperatures are not at all bad (here).
    55. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You can't refute the science, so you resort to trying to tar it as ideology. Pathetic.

    56. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With or without human intervention, climate is constantly changing. We need to learn to deal with it.

      We can, at least, stop making the climate change faster than it does naturally. Ideally, we'd deliberately manipulate it to keep it static - emitting carbon dioxide when it was getting colder, or sequestering it when things are getting too hot - but we're not at the point yet where we can do that.

    57. Re:Head in the sand by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      There hasn't been "dead silence" about Mars. I've heard about it a lot. A whole lot.

      We don't have to rely on Mars to get data about solar energy flux over the last >25 years. We have direct satellite measurements of solar output. Check it out.

      If we didn't have satellite data, we would want to check our natural satellite for solar-induced temperature changes. Unlike Mars, the moon doesn't have abedo changes like Mars does.

      >the predictions of the climate models have been very, very poor

      They've underestimated the amount of rise in sea level, true.

      >CO2 rises lag warm periods

      It's a positive feedback system, warmth brings out more CO2. The effect of CO2 and other "greenhouse" gases is simple physics, not climatology. Apply thermodynamics to the earth without the effect of a warming atmosphere and you would get a global average temperature about 30 Celsius lower than we've actually got. CO2, methane, and (here's where things get so complicated you need supercomputers) water vapor are the reasons the oceans aren't frozen over.

      There are still big uncertainties about a system with multiple coupled feedback loops on different time scales, but the remaining uncertainties are how much, how fast, and how serious the effects will be.

      From the article you quoted,
      >>the global cooling hysteria of the 1970s.
      This claim is like a Terminator, it just keeps coming back no matter how many times someone posts the bibliography of climate articles from the 1970s.

    58. Re:Head in the sand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some things will be better and some things worse, but all things will be different.

      In general, a change in the climate is bad for humanity. We live in the areas that are habitable and comfortable under the current climate. If the climate changes, those areas move. There may be more or less of them - 'better' or 'worse' - but either way we have to deal with the costs of moving all our infrastructure. How expensive would it be to abandon the sterile desert of California and migrate its inhabitants to the newly-thawed breadbasket of northern Canada?

    59. Re:Head in the sand by geekoid · · Score: 1

      True, but there is no rule that says change has to be good for the human race.

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    60. Re:Head in the sand by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Which [mars warming] has diddly squat to do with global warming on Earth

      Exactly - it is an isolated system, except it has the sun in common. That's your "diddly." Mars CO2 atmosphere is not a new thing - unlike our current surplus. So you can't attribute the warming to mars CO2 (and of course, that's not what is causing it - the sun is.) Nothing else has changed. That's your "squat." The only varying input is solar energy.

      Which [CO2 lead/lag] has diddly squat to do with the fact that CO2 is now forcing the temperature change due, instead of vice versa

      It has a great deal to do with it. It means that using historical CO2 increases as flags for impending warming is an intellectually bankrupt technique. The assertion that CO2 is forcing our current very, very minor temperature change may or may not be true to some unknown extent, however, we know that CO2 hasn't done any such thing in the past despite being quite high in post-warming periods, and that, by the way, is one of the factors that implicates the evaporative cycle in ameliorating any effect that CO2 might have.

      I have no idea what you are trying to imply by that [evaporative cycle].

      I'll outline it for you. The water vapor cycle - rain, evaporation, etc, ad infinitum - works like this. Water at the surface warms. This process creates water vapor. This vapor rises into the upper atmosphere, where it cools, giving up its heat as radiation - whereby a lot of said heat leaves the planet. This water vapor, now considerably cooler, condenses out, falls as rain, and this cycle continues apace. Now - as the surface temperature rises, inevitably, the rate at which the water at the surface warms increases, just as it does when you increase the heat applied to a kettle. This in turn boosts the rate of evaporation, which in turn boosts the rate of cooling, etc. In other words, as the surface warms for any reason, the water vapor cycle increases the amount of cooling. This establishes a negative feedback, countering warming trends.

      In point of fact, climate model predictions of things like global temperatures are not at all bad

      Those seem like interesting charts. What is the source study? The page doesn't say, and going to the containing directory produces a 404.

      My assertion was in predicting climate; not in simply predicting global temperature, by the way. Most climate predictions I have seen have failed miserably at any edge cases, such as in the arctic and with regard to predicting sea level rise, melt in Greenland, and so on.

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    61. Re:Head in the sand by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      From the article you quoted, >>the global cooling hysteria of the 1970s. This claim is like a Terminator, it just keeps coming back no matter how many times someone posts the bibliography of climate articles from the 1970s.

      Here's the root cause of the hysteria, right here. The reason the claim keeps coming back isn't because it was science; it is because of the pot-stirring done by the popular media. Your average person doesn't read scientific journals. They read Newsweek.

      Scientists today aren't generally predicting these horrific consequences; they're a lot more likely to snort and laugh and tell you it's entirely overblown. But when you come here, that is, interface with the public, there is post after post explaining how the human race is going to drown, and "we have to do something", and so on and so forth. This is also hysteria, and it is no more scientifically based than the nonsense from the 70's (and yes, absolutely it was nonsense, that's the entire point.) And of course the government uses it as a means to keep the citizens focused on anything but the reaming they're getting from the legislature, along with the other big three scare tactics, terrorism, pedophilia, and immigration. The popular media follows suit, and Joe Average jumps up and down, drools and shakes his fists in response.

      As for the rest, I've made several other posts; please see them for more. I'm willing to discuss, but not to discuss the same things in several directions.

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    62. Re:Head in the sand by rynoski · · Score: 1

      When is it going to be La Nina so we get rain in Australia? El Nino and La Nina are Pacific issues, I thought American Hurricanes came from the Atlantic side of things? But anyway, El Nino and La Nina patterns take years to swap, they can't explain the difference between one year and the next.

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    63. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 1

      You are right. Allow me to rephrase my statement: There were zero continental U.S. hurricane landfalls in the 2006 season.
       
      I was assuming that the "more active than usual" hurricane seasons comment was indicating a correlation to global warming, despite the lack of a long term trend in that direction, because of media sensationalism regarding Katrina, and I wrote my response based on that assumption.
       
      I was also under the impression that in the pacific they were typhoons or something, not hurricanes, and looking into it I see that near the US they are indeed still hurricanes.
       
      The point still stands; there is little justification to a link between global warming and increased hurricane activity.

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    64. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Exactly - it is an isolated system, except it has the sun in common. That's your "diddly." This is wrong for many reasons, which were explained in the links I gave, if you had bothered to read them.

      The warming on Mars does not correlate with any change in solar intensity. In fact, Mars has warmed while solar intensity dropped. If that weren't enough, the change in intensity of the Sun is nowhere near large enough to produce the observed temperature changes on Mars.

      The links I gave describe theories of Martian warming that are actually plausible.

      Furthermore, the change in intensity of the Sun has not corresponded in either timing, rate, or magnitude with the warming on Earth. (See here.) Even if solar output were responsible for the warming on Mars, it's not responsible for the warming on Earth.

      The idea that Martian warming tells us something about the Earth's climate is, in short, completely retarded and only promulgated by people who don't know anything about either planet. Seriously, if you want to argue against anthropogenic global warming, you can use arguments that are much less embarrassing to your side. Heck, I could argue your side better than you have.

      It means that using historical CO2 increases as flags for impending warming is an intellectually bankrupt technique. Of course it means no such thing. Historical CO2 increases did cause substantial warming.

      The assertion that CO2 is forcing our current very, very minor temperature change The current temperature change is not "minor" when compared to the last thousand years, its rate is much greater than anything we have seen in the past, and it will continue to accelerate over this century.

      may or may not be true to some unknown extent, It is true to a rather known extent, your denial notwithstanding.

      however, we know that CO2 hasn't done any such thing in the past despite being quite high in post-warming periods, On the contrary, CO2 is responsible for most of the warming in the ice age cycle; the deglaciation persists for far longer than the Sun's forcing in the Milankovitch cycles, due to the increased CO2 liberated by the initial deglaciation. Which was also explained in the references you didn't bother to read.

      In other words, as the surface warms for any reason, the water vapor cycle increases the amount of cooling. This establishes a negative feedback, countering warming trends. Actually, the net effect of water vapor feedback does to climate is exactly the opposite, because you have neglected the greenhouse effect of the water vapor, which is quite large and in fact at least doubles the amount of warming due to CO2's greenhouse effect alone.

      Perhaps if you read a basic undergraduate textbook on climate science, you would understand this. I recommend David Archer's book.

      Those seem like interesting charts. What is the source study? The page doesn't say, See section 9.4 of the IPCC 4th Assessment Report (Working Group 1).

      Most climate predictions I have seen have failed miserably at any edge cases, such as in the arctic and with regard to predicting sea level rise, melt in Greenland, and so on. The Arctic is ok with temperature, but so-so with precipitation, and the current GCMs don't have fully dynamical ice sheet models integrated into them yet. Dynamical ice and aerosol/cloud feedbacks are the big frontiers right now. Sea level rise is not bad but has been somewhat underestimated so far.
    65. Re:Head in the sand by cbacba · · Score: 1

      Coral reefs only occur in cold climates so they'll obviously be a lower benefit (or a negative one).

      Of course the GW theories and models are highly skewed to the upper end so if warming occurs in excess of what co2 is capable of providing, it's an instant out for the doom and gloom crowd. And, if there is an increase going, there is reason to think it's not being generated by the increase in co2 as that tends to follow climate changes on the historical record.

      However, the pop. press seem to have exagerated this excess by a yet more of an extreme amount. That it is a political agenda should not be in doubt by anyone paying attention. The most recent example of this is the use of the subtropical storm occuring several weeks before hurricane season.

      It seems that subtropical storms are caused by cold air over normal temperature ocean, not warm air or unusually warm ocean - which would, if anything, be an argument for a coming ice age and global cooling. However, being one of 17 named storms over the previous 50 yrs doesn't exactly put it as being a first or even being unusual in the realm of weather. But, the real kicker is that the rules of the game were changed within the last 5 years because that is when they started naming subtropical storms. Hence, there were never any named subtropical storms prior to that.

    66. Re:Head in the sand by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      You assume we'll let them in.

    67. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The point still stands; there is little justification to a link between global warming and increased hurricane activity. Why? Because Global Warming isn't the only thing influencing hurricane activity?
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    68. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      But when you come here, that is, interface with the public, there is post after post explaining how the human race is going to drown, and "we have to do something", and so on and so forth. [...] And of course the government uses it as a means to keep the citizens focused on anything but the reaming they're getting from the legislature, along with the other big three scare tactics, terrorism, pedophilia, and immigration. I don't know what countries you may be referring to, but if you think that the current U.S. administration has been drumming up "the human race is doomed" global warming hysteria, you might want to recheck your facts.
    69. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Of course the GW theories and models are highly skewed to the upper end so if warming occurs in excess of what co2 is capable of providing, it's an instant out for the doom and gloom crowd. If you're implying that the GW models have fudge factors in them to accomodate more warming than CO2 can provide, that's false.

      And, if there is an increase going, there is reason to think it's not being generated by the increase in co2 as that tends to follow climate changes on the historical record. That's because the temperature increase decreases the ocean's ability to sink CO2 on long time scales. On long time scales, we will see an increase of natural CO2 as well due to our current warming, for the same reason. However, that has nothing to do with the fact that the anthropogenic CO2 we are emitting is causing the current warming.

      But, the real kicker is that the rules of the game were changed within the last 5 years because that is when they started naming subtropical storms. Hence, there were never any named subtropical storms prior to that. If you're implying that scientists have claimed that there is an increase in tropical storms merely by adding subtropical storms into the list, that's also false.
    70. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 1

      How about because you can put a chart showing hurricane activity (decrease, hold, then increase) on top of a chart showing mean global temperature (steady increase) and there is no correlation over the past 60 years. Would that do it?
       
      How about because global warming is supposed to tend to increase temperatures more in the places that are currently cold, and less in places that are warm, which would tend to lower the difference in temperature extremes, and hurricanes/storms are caused by temperature (/pressure) differences, not just temperature. Would that do it?
       
      How about the increased number of climate events like "El Niño," which seem to reduce the number of hurricanes. The same news I have heard say "more hurricanes, OH NOES!" also say "more El Niño's, OH NOES!"
       
      Maybe because I just feel like playing devil's advocate. How about that, do you think that would do it?

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    71. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      How about because you can put a chart showing hurricane activity (decrease, hold, then increase) on top of a chart showing mean global temperature (steady increase) and there is no correlation over the past 60 years. Would that do it? You mean there is a dent in the number of hurricanes when the often quoted "Global Cooling" occured?
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    72. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That's what I mean, because the "Global Cooling" thing was media sensationalism just as much as the "Global Warming is the End of the World" thing is now. Of course, the media is never wrong about these things, which is why SARS killed everybody.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Instrumental_Te mperature_Record.png
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NOAA_ACE_index_ 1950-2004_RGB.svg

      I know that only indicates atlantic hurricanes, but it was easy to find. If you have something that shows world-wide hurricane activity, I would be happy to modify my opinion.

      What I see in the ACE index is a roughly downward trend from 1950 to 1970, things level off, then in 95 a significant increase, without a trend leading into it. I assume you will tell me if you see something different.

      Breaking the global temperatures into the same sections, from 1950 to 1970 is either level or barely increasing temperature, from 1970 to 1995 is pronounced and near constant increase, and this trend continues from 1995 to now.

      From this I can conclude that if temperatures stay the same, Hurricanes are above average. If temperatures increase, hurricanes are below average. And finally, if temperatures increase, hurricanes are above average.

      What a stunningly significant correlation. I mean, clearly Hurricanes are caused by global warming. How could I ever have doubted.

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    73. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      What a stunningly significant correlation. I mean, clearly Hurricanes are caused by global warming. How could I ever have doubted. There's that strawman again.
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    74. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 1

      Okay Mr. Wizard, what is your basis for saying global warming has anything to do with hurricanes? Just because? All I'm looking for is some sort of data to verify the position, and I don't see any.
       
      Could some form of global warming contribute meaningfully to the formation of hurricanes? Certainly; it isn't impossible. That doesn't mean I see any evidence that it is actually happening. Is there any reason whatsoever to believe that it has? I don't see it. Honestly, I didn't have an opinion on this 3 days ago, and I don't have a lot of emotion invested in the opinion I have formed up to this point. Enlighten me, I'm happy to change my mind when confronted with new information.
       
      While you're at it, you can explain my strawman to me, too. Unless you're saying that my arguement is faulty because I used sarcasm and hyperbole to paraphrase it at the end? How about this then: "I mean, clearly Hurricanes are affected by global warming." Better?

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    75. Re:Head in the sand by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Okay Mr. Wizard, what is your basis for saying global warming has anything to do with hurricanes? Just because? All I'm looking for is some sort of data to verify the position, and I don't see any.

      Could some form of global warming contribute meaningfully to the formation of hurricanes? Certainly; it isn't impossible. That doesn't mean I see any evidence that it is actually happening. Is there any reason whatsoever to believe that it has? I don't see it. Honestly, I didn't have an opinion on this 3 days ago, and I don't have a lot of emotion invested in the opinion I have formed up to this point. Enlighten me, I'm happy to change my mind when confronted with new information.

      While you're at it, you can explain my strawman to me, too. Unless you're saying that my arguement is faulty because I used sarcasm and hyperbole to paraphrase it at the end? How about this then: "I mean, clearly Hurricanes are affected by global warming." Better? Just look at the second image you linked to, note that of the last 11 years, more than half have an ACE of 200+, more than twice the number of years than in the 40+ years before. But even that doesn't prove much. But once we have "proof" it will be too late already.

      http://www.livescience.com/environment/060316_hurr icane_sst.html

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    76. Re:Head in the sand by cbacba · · Score: 1

      >If you're implying that the GW models have fudge factors in them to accomodate more warming than CO2 can provide, that's false.

      What I'm implying is that co2 is being assumed to be the total cause of the warming when it is not, creating a built in fudge factor right off the bat. Considering that co2 is well into its logrithmic range and that it's total contribution amounts to only 3-4 deg C out of the 30-35 deg C total contributions of all GHGs, it's pretty well run it's course because it really doesn't matter that much whether most of the radiated energy within the absorption bands is absorbed in 30 feet or 15 feet. On the other hand, methane levels have increased by 150% rather than the almost 50% of co2 and it is a vastly far more potent GHG when talking levels and is still substantially more potent over the lifespan of the co2 in the atmosphere despite despite the much shorter time spent there (but that doesn't matter when talking of current concentrations). Also, the few tenths of a percent of solar luminance variability has an effect and so does the variability of the magnetic field as it indirectly affects cloud cover which is far more potent than co2 and methane combined. And, we haven't even gotten to the part about atmospheric mixing (which is the reason why you don't see the atmospheric temperatures rising as predicted) nor the precipitation which is also quite a serious factor.

      If you haven't noticed, el nino and la nina are large scale regional ocean temperature variations first discovered several hundred years ago and hence, are known to be natural occurances - predating the industrial age. This is a variation of ocean temperature, one of which is a warmer ocean over a rather large region, implying a huge natural release of co2. However, the direct variation of co2 concentrations in ocean water are dependent both on temperature and on co2 concentrations in the atmosphere above the water (as well as pH).

      >>That's because the temperature increase decreases the ocean's ability to sink CO2 on long time scales. On long time scales, we will see an increase of natural CO2 as well due to our current warming, for the same reason. However, that has nothing to do with the fact that the anthropogenic CO2 we are emitting is causing the current warming.

      As I provided information above indicating other potential causes, it turns out that anthropogenic co2 warming being the cause is not something that is proven and there are other factors contributing which are not being properly considered. Consequently, it's not a proven fact, it is an assumption, substantially based upon a supposed lack of other alternatives. Since all are contributing factors to some extent or another, to lump them all into the co2 category means that co2 has been skewed and is being attributed to having more influence than it actually does. There are questions as to whether it even has a significantly measureable effect, much less a dominant effect on the temperature rise seen so far.

      >>If you're implying that scientists have claimed that there is an increase in tropical storms merely by adding subtropical storms into the list, that's also false.

      It's also not what I said. Scientists do research. They don't do the newscasts and they don't make decisions concerning naming storms. That was a decision made by politicians and bureaucrats, regardless of any prior training they might have had.

    77. Re:Head in the sand by Eiron · · Score: 1
      Assuming that global warming, acting through high sea surface temperatures, is increasing the intensity of hurricanes, I find this to be an odd statement:

      "However, most regions around the world will not experience more storms. The only exception to this is the North Atlantic, where hurricanes have become both more numerous and longer-lasting in recent years, especially since 1995."
      Why is it not having the same effect in all places where the sea is warmer? I would have thought there would be increased activity for the Pacific as well. I still haven't found any data on that, but it doesn't exactly support the point they are trying to make.
       
      I also note that your article was responsible enough to point out that there is no overwhelming scientific consensus in this matter, which means we can persue our different opinions without either of us being unreasonable.
       
      Regardless, I am not trying to form public policy, and I don't care enough about my fellow man to tell them to stop driving SUV's so they don't get washed into the atlantic by hurricanes, or drowned by rising sea levels, or what ever else global warming is supposed to kill us with. What I'm saying is, "too late" isn't really a concept that bothers me here. If the only way to get proof that global warming is affecting hurricanes, or otherwise going to kill us all, is to have some global warming and see what happens, I propose that this is a necessity for the sake of science. Think of what we could learn, all for the low price of people paying for thier mistakes.
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    78. Re:Head in the sand by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Psst. This the United States of America. You don't have a choice as to if other American Citizens come into your town.

      And that's not even paying attention to how many of us are already there. Even Utah, the most consistently "red" state of them all, has a substantial population of "blue."

    79. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      What I'm implying is that co2 is being assumed to be the total cause of the warming when it is not, creating a built in fudge factor right off the bat.

      Of course that is a ridiculous strawman position. CO2 is not in any way assumed to be the total cause of the warming. This is easy to see right in the IPCC Summary for Policymakers, where they show model predictions with natural, anthropogenic, and natural+anthropogenic forcings. Both manmade CO2 and natural effects are needed to explain the observed climate trends.

      Considering that co2 is well into its logrithmic range and that it's total contribution amounts to only 3-4 deg C out of the 30-35 deg C total contributions of all GHGs, it's pretty well run it's course because it really doesn't matter that much whether most of the radiated energy within the absorption bands is absorbed in 30 feet or 15 feet.

      That makes no sense whatsoever. CO2 has not in any way "run its course", and the amount of CO2 increase over pre-industrial levels is easily capable of producing the observed warming trend, according to the aforementioned logarithmic relation. Furthermore, the total contribution of CO2 to the greenhouse effect, relative to other GHGs, is irrelevant when considering the amount of warming: what matters to the change in temperature is the change in GHGs, and the change in CO2 has overwhelmed the change in any other greenhouse gas as far as global warming potential is concerned, including methane.

      On the other hand, methane levels have increased by 150% rather than the almost 50% of co2 and it is a vastly far more potent GHG when talking levels and is still substantially more potent over the lifespan of the co2 in the atmosphere despite despite the much shorter time spent there (but that doesn't matter when talking of current concentrations).

      Methane levels, despite their rate, are still far too low to dominate CO2 in terms of total warming, and are not predicted to overtake CO2 any time in the near future. (In fact, there is some evidence that they have recently stabilized for unknown reasons, although that in no way implies that they will not continue to increase.)

      Also, the few tenths of a percent of solar luminance variability has an effect

      Yes, it has an effect, but it has been dominated by CO2 since the latter half of the 20th century, and considering our still-accelerating emissions rates, will continue to do so barring some really unusual solar behavior.

      and so does the variability of the magnetic field as it indirectly affects cloud cover which is far more potent than co2 and methane combined.

      There is no evidence that any variability in the Sun's magnetic field has affected climate.

      And, we haven't even gotten to the part about atmospheric mixing (which is the reason why you don't see the atmospheric temperatures rising as predicted) nor the precipitation which is also quite a serious factor.

      If those arguments are as weak as your others, perhaps it's best for you if we don't get to them.

      If you haven't noticed, el nino and la nina are large scale regional ocean temperature variations first discovered several hundred years ago and hence, are known to be natural occurances - predating the industrial age.

      Duh. They are also known to not produce long-scale climate trends.

      But since I'm better at arguing your own position than you are, let me help you out and note that there are also longer, multidecadal trends in ocean behavior. (However, like the solar variations, they are not large enough to account for the observed warming.)

      This is a variation of ocean temperature, one of which is a warmer ocean over a rather large region, implying a huge natural release of co2.

      There has not actually been a huge natural release of CO2 from the oceans. For the ocean to source CO2 would require much, much larger warming over much, much longer time periods.

    80. Re:Head in the sand by cbacba · · Score: 1

      >>Of course that is a ridiculous strawman position. CO2 is not in any way assumed to be the total cause of the warming. This is easy to see right in the IPCC Summary for Policymakers, where they show model predictions with natural, anthropogenic, and natural+anthropogenic forcings. Both manmade CO2 and natural effects are needed to explain the observed climate trends.

      Did the summary include the decade long massive peat/coal fire in indonesia outputting about as much co2 as mankind?

      Models that don't include factors properly or fully are just another form of video games. Without perfect understanding, they cannot be made or verified. Were there perfect understanding, a modeling program might provide some assistance in analysis but not so much in understanding. There, one would only have to worry about truncations and roundoff errors cropping into the calculations or approximations losing their validities. In other words, at best, models are a limited value tool.

      >>Yes, it has an effect, but it has been dominated by CO2 since the latter half of the 20th century, and considering our still-accelerating emissions rates, will continue to do so barring some really unusual solar behavior.

      The long term magnetic field strength is up starting in the latter half of the 20th century by about 40%. This is the value or baseline that the 11 (22) yr sunspot cycle 'sits' on. Note too that there are other cycles of solar activity which are even longer and are known (and named). It is thought to have cratered significantly back in the maunder minimum at the last mini ice age or cooling period just before the industrial age - when no sunspots were recorded for about 50 yrs (in a time when daily records of sunspots were being recorded).

      >>There has not actually been a huge natural release of CO2 from the oceans. For the ocean to source CO2 would require much, much larger warming over much, much longer time periods. What warming does is simply decrease the rate at which the oceans sink CO2, and even that occurs on much longer time scales (multicentury) than what are relevant to the current warming. Eventually we will see the a big ocean response if the current warming proceeds unabated, but not any time soon.

      >>>>Duh. They are also known to not produce long-scale climate trends.
      A) it indicates cycles of ocean temperature.
      B) warmer oceans release some co2 even in fairly short times even if it takes much longer time frames to release large amounts of it
      C) nothing was said about it producing or being caused by climate trends.

      >>That makes no sense whatsoever. CO2 has not in any way "run its course", and the amount of CO2 increase over pre-industrial levels is easily capable of producing the observed warming trend, according to the aforementioned logarithmic relation. Furthermore, the total contribution of CO2 to the greenhouse effect, relative to other GHGs, is irrelevant when considering the amount of warming: what matters to the change in temperature is the change in GHGs, and the change in CO2 has overwhelmed the change in any other greenhouse gas as far as global warming potential is concerned, including methane.

      Methane is attributed to 20% of ghg effects with under 2ppm and is estimated to have increased by 150% since the 1700s (wikipedia article on methane). Since methane is far more potent than Co2, this effect has been greater than the equivalent of about 63ppm of co2 which would be above and beyond the actual co2 increases. Thats 2/3 again as much as the estimated Co2 increase since the 1700s. Co2 has 383ppm and is estimated to have increases under 38% since the 1700s. Due to overlaps in IR bands with methane and h2o vapor, contributions of co2 amounts to about 10%-12% of the 33 deg C or so of actual ghg contribution to earth's estimated temperature. Of course with no water vapor or methane in the atmosphere, it would contribute more, but then there is water vapor and methane in the atmosphere so it doesn't contribute mor

    81. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Did the summary include the decade long massive peat/coal fire in indonesia outputting about as much co2 as mankind?

      (13-40% of the CO2 as mankind, actually, according to the 2002 Nature study.)

      I have not had time to dig back through all the references, but I suspect that it probably does include that, since it was based on 2006 attribution studies which were performed well after the 2002 Indonesian study.

      Models that don't include factors properly or fully are just another form of video games.

      That's a nice weaselly statement. All models are wrong, but some are useful. Unless you are prepared to present evidence that the current models are so errnoneous that they are incapable of performing attribution at all, disagreeing with the vast majority of validation studies in print, it's just empty rhetoric.

      The long term magnetic field strength is up starting in the latter half of the 20th century by about 40%. This is the value or baseline that the 11 (22) yr sunspot cycle 'sits' on. Note too that there are other cycles of solar activity which are even longer and are known (and named).

      Magnetic field strength is not the same thing as solar intensity. Unless you are prepared to present evidence that the climate is significantly influenced by the Sun's magnetic field (as opposed to solar intensity), this is a red herring.

      It is thought to have cratered significantly back in the maunder minimum at the last mini ice age or cooling period just before the industrial age - when no sunspots were recorded for about 50 yrs (in a time when daily records of sunspots were being recorded).

      Reconstructions of solar intensity for that time do indeed implicate solar variations in climate change (through changes in solar intensity). A repeat of such behavior would indeed slow down future global warming, but as I said before, would not come close to halting it, at least under business as usual scenarios.

      A) it indicates cycles of ocean temperature.

      Again, duh. Cycles of ocean temperature are known and not ignored.

      B) warmer oceans release some co2 even in fairly short times even if it takes much longer time frames to release large amounts of it

      Yes, they release some, but not an amount that has been significant compared to direct anthropogenic emissions into the atmosphere. (This may change in the future.)

      I also don't know what your point is. Climate models do take into account the temperature-mediated diffusion of CO2 into and out of the oceans.

      C) nothing was said about it producing or being caused by climate trends.

      Well, then it's irrelevant to this discussion.

      Methane is attributed to 20% of ghg effects with under 2ppm and is estimated to have increased by 150% since the 1700s (wikipedia article on methane). Since methane is far more potent than Co2, this effect has been greater than the equivalent of about 63ppm of co2 which would be above and beyond the actual co2 increases. Thats 2/3 again as much as the estimated Co2 increase since the 1700s.

      Actually, the total radiative forcing of methane since pre-industrial times is estimated to be only 30% that of CO2 (IPCC SPM again).

      ue to overlaps in IR bands with methane and h2o vapor, contributions of co2 amounts to about 10%-12% of the 33 deg C or so of actual ghg contribution to earth's estimated temperature.

      The fractional contribution is not what is relevant to global warming. What is relevant is the fractional change. Most of the change in radiative forcing due to GHGs has been due to the change in CO2 concentrations.

      Co2 is logrithmic now in concentrations anywhere within values experienced on earth, ever. [...] At 10% contribution to the 33 deg C of all ghgs, that puts us at about 3.3 deg C total contribution of Co2 with around 380 ppm.

      I'm still trying to imagine wha

    82. Re:Head in the sand by cbacba · · Score: 1

      >>That's a nice weaselly statement. All models are wrong, but some are useful. Unless you are prepared to present evidence that the current models are so errnoneous that they are incapable of performing attribution at all, disagreeing with the vast majority of validation studies in print, it's just empty rhetoric.

      You'll find 2 camps on models in general. I fit into one of those camps. Hint, that's the camp that doesn't think models produce anything beyond what is put into them. They beat doing calculations by slide rule, but then so does using a pocket calculator.

      >> Magnetic field strength is not the same thing as solar intensity. Unless you are prepared to present evidence that the climate is significantly influenced by the Sun's magnetic field (as opposed to solar intensity), this is a red herring.

      Different? Ya think? Gee maybe that's why I specifically mentioned it rather than leaving it lumped in with radiance. Ever hear of the wilson cloud chamber experiments? It was early research attempting to determine factors associated with cloud formation. It's best known for the discovery of cosmic rays. It seems that while creating the basic conditions for cloud formation, wilson noticed all these freaky little streaks of condensation occurring in his experimental apparatus. Suffice to say the field is being referred to as cosmoclimatology.

      >> Actually, the total radiative forcing of methane since pre-industrial times is estimated to be only 30% that of CO2 (IPCC SPM again).

      Curious, isn't it. Well, I guess if you want to consider that whole total amount of methane is the equivalent effect of a little over 30% of the total effect of co2, then it's probably right. That's starting with the 1.7 or 1.9ppm of methane concentration and multiplying by how effective it is compared to co2 - about 63 times as I recall the number over about a dozen years (which is not that relevent as it's the current amount and not how much is entering the atmosphere). For shorter times that number should be a bit more. If one multiplies 1.9 by 63 to get the equivalent of co2 ppm, that comes out a bit higher than 30% of the total amount of co2. So yes, the little 'reasonableness check' I just did jives with the IPCC number.

      However, the 30% of co2 appears to refer to total contributions, not to the delta contributions since the industrial revolution. It would seem that the methane contribution for the increased temperature since the industrial revolution would be equivalent to at least an equivalent of 63 ppm of co2. Note again that since the lifespan of methane in the atmosphere is about a dozen years which is about the same length of time used to compare the methane vs co2 effects are that are used to create the 63x ratio, you can expect that it is somewhat higher. Again, since we're dealing with levels rather than releases, we need the instantaneous ratio not one that permits methane to substantially decay. This 63ppm co2 equivalent increase in methane corresponds to something like the 87ppm of actual co2 increase over the same period. That's about 42% of the total of those two combined and so the methane should contribute at least 42% of increases in GHG warming contributions caused by both of these increasing molecules. As such, any increase in temperature we've experienced from ghg increases should have 42 % being the methane contribution.

      Now, how much warmer has it gotten since the beginning of the industrial revolution and 1998, the point where those concentrations and increases were determined and how much did IPCC attribute in increase in temperature to the increase in methane?

      >>>I'm still trying to imagine what your point is. Yes, CO2 is in its logarithmic forcing regime. This is well known. Doubling CO2 from current concentrations would add about 1 C extra warming by the end of this century, which will likely be amplified by a further 1-3 degrees due to positive feedbacks (the climate sensitivity). Your "attribution" calculations ap

    83. Re:Head in the sand by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You'll find 2 camps on models in general. I fit into one of those camps. Hint, that's the camp that doesn't think models produce anything beyond what is put into them. Again you're evading the point. Of course models don't produce anything beyond what is put in them. You have simply failed to establish that what is put into them is so wrong that they cannot make statements of attribution.

      Different? Ya think? Gee maybe that's why I specifically mentioned it rather than leaving it lumped in with radiance. Ever hear of the wilson cloud chamber experiments? I am well aware of the claims of Svensmark and company. I am also well aware that a laboratory experiment with cosmic rays does not actually establish a link between cosmic rays and the actual climate, and that in fact no such link has been established.

      However, the 30% of co2 appears to refer to total contributions, not to the delta contributions since the industrial revolution. No, actually it does refer to the delta contributions since the industrial revolution. Go re-read the IPCC.

      Whatever positive feedbacks exist are swamped by negative feedbacks. That is contradicted by pretty much every climate study in print, so I would love to see the source for that claim. Even Lindzen doesn't think the negative feedbacks outweigh the positive feedbacks — he thinks they may be of equal magnitude, but are probably somewhat less.

      Whatever positive feedbacks exist are swamped by negative feedbacks. To acknowledge otherwise is to effectively claim there is no life on earth as there would be no liquid water. It's the nature of feedback. If negative feedback doesn't swamp the positive, then it's simply going to trend over to the limit and just stay there. That's a pretty stupid argument. It basically amounts to "a runaway greenhouse effect hasn't happened, therefore all feedbacks are net negative". It ignores the different regimes of different feedbacks. Some feedbacks only become large on long timescales; some only become large at high/low temperatures. A large amount of warming will likely get killed eventually as new negative feedbacks kick in at high temperatures, but that doesn't mean that all those feedbacks are in effect now. The evidence is overwhelmingly in favor of the feedbacks been positive and significantly large right now. Even long-term paleo constraints on climate sensitivity indicate a strong positive feedback for CO2 (climate sensitivity of at least 1.5-2 degrees).

      In terms of physics concepts, it's a stable rather than unstable equilibrium because there are always pertubations that insure unstable equilibriums don't last. In terms of physics concepts, a pure net negative feedback gives a damped excursion from equilibrium. What the climate system does is an accelerated excursion at low deviations due to net positive feedback, which is eventually suppressed at high deviations by growing negative feedback.

      Now, throw in reradiation, conduction and convection and you've got something far beyond the laboratory in complexity with no ability to extract the information. I challenge you to produce any experimental evidence that the absorption properties of atmospheric greenhouse gases have been grossly mismodeled.

      Perhaps, you'd like a stab at how well the models work at modeling the atmospheric temperature curves and how they've changed due to the addition of co2 absorbing energy in the atmosphere. Perhaps you would. I'm sure Geophysical Research Letters will be pleased to publish your revolutionary findings.

      How about Shaviv or perhaps Svensmark. Care to check out Lindzen, I'm sure he has had something to say as well. Yeah, right. Svensmark has a lab experiment, not actual evidence of a real cosmic ray-climate link, and in fact, trends in cosmic rays do not correlate with late 20th century warming. I will have to get back to you on Shaviv, as I have to leave right now. As for Lindzen, I'm not aware of any publications of his on the matter.
  3. Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Aren't we all sick of the global warming hoax yet?

    You heard me, I called it a hoax. Not only has our planet seen amounts of CO2 that make the current amount look silly, but we're coming out of a geological cold phase. CO2 lags heat, not the other way around. It's all about the sun. We've got nothing to do with it.

    Surprisingly convincing BBC documentary.

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    1. Re:Oy vey gevault. by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Who is the hoaxer?

      Seems like there are an awful lot of people in on this conspiracy you suggest.

    2. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the last 100000 years or so, you're right. The only problem is that in the last 150 years or so, CO2 concentration has changed its correlation pattern with temperature. Now, there's a massive CO2 spike that is not explained by temperature dependencies.

      Besides, since you are so sure, riddle me this: we can calculate our CO2 output (it dwarfs natural emissions). We know the physics behind CO2 absorption of solar radiation. What makes you think that this is affecting the earth?

      I'm always amazed by how easily people believe things they want to believe.

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    3. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Kazrath · · Score: 0

      This is also pretty much my current view. I do believe in taking steps to prevent as much non-naturally occurring CO2 from entering the atmosphere as possible but I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human.

      My basic concept is "If you make the mess, you clean it up". The idea is not to make a mess and we "are" making a mess.

    4. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hoaxes take time to be discovered. There are always people saying "um, folks, this is a hoax", but there are so many people who believe the hoax that it takes them time to come to their senses.

      I wonder if it would help if Snopes listed Global Warming as a hoax? I don't mean Climate Change -- that's the scientific observation that the climate is always changing. I mean Global Warming -- the idea that mankind is responsible for changing the weather -- as if that were possible!

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    5. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Kev_Stewart · · Score: 5, Informative

      The documentary wasn't broadcast by the BBC. It was broadcast by Channel4 (known for more controversial and speculative content). Many of the scientists interviewed in that programme have since complained that they were grossly mis-represented in it.

      It's still an interesting programme though.

    6. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For the last 100000 years or so, you're right. The only problem is that in the last 150 years or so, CO2 concentration has changed its correlation pattern with temperature.
      And you base that on what, exactly? Humanity has less than 30 years of atmospheric data, so I'm rather skeptical. Don't waste my time by bringing up ice core samples; there is no correlation of ice core samples to global temperature which is accurate to less than ten years, and if you actually bother looking at the ice core record, you'll notice that the correlation that we've seen for more than ten million years is actually holding exactly where we would expect for it to.

      Start citing sources for data, because on this case, you're dead wrong.

      Now, there's a massive CO2 spike that is not explained by temperature dependencies.
      That's funny, none of the scientists see said spike. Perhaps you would be so kind as to tell me what year(s) this spike is over, which CO2 measurement you see it on, where the CO2 is (since no such measurement is ever made without an atmospheric segment,) and what the change rate is? (Of course, if you were making the data up, you'd insist that I do the research for myself, that I'm being lazy to ask you to cite data to back up your false claims, but that's what I'm expecting, since I've never seen a pseudoscience book make your claims, and since it's sure as hell not coming from actual planetary data.)

      Besides, since you are so sure, riddle me this: we can calculate our CO2 output (it dwarfs natural emissions).
      Where do you get this stuff? Humanity is responsible for less than one tenth of one percent of the CO2 in our atmosphere. We are positively dwarfed by rotting vegetation, dead animals and the tundra. However, the vast bulk of atmospheric CO2 (~72%) is released from the ocean CO2 reservoir.

      We know the physics behind CO2 absorption of solar radiation. What makes you think that this is affecting the earth?
      I don't think it's affecting the earth. Why do you? Don't pull what you did above, making up data and spouting things you expect. If you can't explain with references to data, accept that you have no idea.

      I'm always amazed by how easily people believe things they want to believe.
      Imagine how that would sound if you found out I was actually operating on good, solid science. Next, go watch the video I posted.

      You're in for a dry shock.
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    7. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Pentagram · · Score: 2, Informative

      I love the way people are able to discard mountains of scientific evidence on the basis of a crappy documentary.

      The documentary (which wasn't made by the BBC) has been strongly debunked, and it was seriously dishonest:

      From Wikipedia:

      Carl Wunsch, one of the scientists featured in the programme, has said that he was "completely misrepresented" in the film and had been "totally misled" when he agreed to be interviewed. He called the film "grossly distorted" and "as close to pure propaganda as anything since World War Two." Wunsch was reported to have threatened legal action and to have lodged a complaint with Ofcom, the UK broadcast regulator.

      People who deny the science on climate change are in the same boat as creationists and Flat-Earthers.

    8. Re:Oy vey gevault. by watookal · · Score: 1

      This is NOT a BBC documentary, it was aired on Channel Four. Believe me, that makes a huge difference.

    9. Re:Oy vey gevault. by boa · · Score: 1
      Your surprisingly convincing BBC documentary isn't made by BBC, but by/for Channel 4.

      The documentary has also been debunked by several experts and cross-edited participants, Just fucking google it for more and more accurate information, or just follow this link .

      It's amazing that your post now is +4 Insightful, -1 Troll is more appropriate IMO.

    10. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, there's an entire industry behind it, worth about eight times what a science field with that count of people in it is typically worth. Academic funding goes to hot topics. Watch the video.

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      StoneCypher is Full of BS
    11. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human.

      Your belief or otherwise is irrelevant to what is actually occurring. If you have contrary evidence, then start writing papers.

    12. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      1: That's Channel 4 (NOT the BBC), who currently appear keen to promote creating controversy regardless of its basis and relabelling it "thought provoking". 2: Many of the claims are based on conclusions torn apart by Laut et all a few years ago because of mathematical "errors", questionable selection criteria and some downright dodgy graph plotting. Including the central premise.

      The simple fact of that documentary is that it panders to two things an ignorant audience LOVES. Firstly, the viewers can feel smarter than those silly scientists because there's actually one simple answer that they've overlooked and secondly, joy of joys, that answer is that everything's going to be all right. I hate to break it to you, but science is messy and it's hard, but it's not about conspiracies, just getting to the truth.

    13. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Aabra · · Score: 1

      I agree with the parent. Global Warming is a hoax. Period. End of story. Yes, the temperature is rising, this much is certain. That being said however - the temperature of the earth is constantly in flux. C02 has absolutely nothing to do with the temperature. C02 levels rise and fall as a result of the temperature increasing or decreasing. They do *NOT* CAUSE the temperature to increase or decrease. Man-made global warming is an even more ridiculous idea. C02 makes up 0.05% of the atmosphere. Humans create less than 10% of the total C02. So, humans account for 0.005% of the total atmosphere... and that's being generous!!! How can you honestly believe that we're changing anything?! The SUN is what affects us the most. The number of sun spots on the sun directly correlates to the temperature of the earth. When there is a lot of activity on the sun, then the temperature goes up. When there isn't.... then the temperature goes down.

    14. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 5, Insightful
      but I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human.Actually, it's primarily solar. You should watch the video; it's very interesting, and is as much about the politics of the situation as the science.

      My basic concept is "If you make the mess, you clean it up". The idea is not to make a mess and we "are" making a mess.
      Yeah, well, it's a noble idea. However, consider what we would have done if we'd had that mindset 200 years ago, and consider how we'd see those actions today.

      The issue isn't that I want us not to clean up our mess. The issue is that we are using the spectre of a problem which doesn't exist to prevent the development of the non-industrialized world, and the effects of our preventing that development on the environment alone are far worse than allowing the development would be (and that's before you look into the starvation, the disease, the horror, the menial labor and so on involved in living like it's the 1700s.)

      Industrialization is important for a whole lot of reasons. Lots of those wars going on in Africa would never have happened if they had had the kind of reasonable food supplies that you get from electrified irrigation, refridgeration, and cooking without animal dung.

      I am not saying we shouldn't try to do the ecologically sound thing. All I'm saying is we have no idea what that is, and we're not doing things we should be doing out of a culture of fear spawned by 1960s science which has long since been disproven to a degree that would have scuttled any other movement in modern politics today.

      It's time we started the science from scratch, and then looked a second time at the Kyoto treaty. The Kyoto treaty is well meaning, misguided, ecologically driven international scale murder.
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    15. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Erioll · · Score: 1

      I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human.
      Your belief or otherwise is irrelevant to what is actually occurring. If you have contrary evidence, then start writing papers. You have to get published first, which basically doesn't happen. The existing establishment doesn't want their money train to stop rolling in. Just link the words "Climate Change" into the title of ANY research topic and BOOM: instant funding.
    16. Re:Oy vey gevault. by debrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right in implying there's an element of deception in the global warming "debate". People mistake correlation for causation all the time, often because they're told to and they're unable to think for themselves. Many mistake global warming correlating with higher CO2 with a global warming caused by CO2. Having perused material on the matter, and discussed it with colleagues who track this, there is no evidence to suggest that higher CO2 causes the global warming we are seeing today. As well, you are right to assert that global warming causes higher CO2, a known causation.

      I don't know if you're right about the sun (though there is evidence to suggest you are), but you're certainly right to be skeptical about CO2 causing global warming. Worse is that the lack of balanced scientific debate on the topic, and the number of lemmings who blindingly need to point a finger without any actual evidence, is undermining the ability to observe and make rational opinions.

      However, it's Slashdot. It's a populous opinion. Don't take it personal when the lemmings come and mod you down for, God forbid, positing something contrary to the convenience of their finger-pointing! :)

    17. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not a hoax. It's gotten so bad that our blatant disregard for the environment is even heating up mars http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/02/07 0228-mars-warming.html It's obvioysly us that's doing it. Not that giant orb of fire we orbit.

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    18. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 1
      Oh good lord.

      If you really found that documentary convincing, you need to get your head examined.

      Have you read Carl Wunsch's response to that "documentary" that he was featured in? Here's an interesting excerpt:

      In the part of the "Swindle" film where I am describing the fact that the ocean tends to expel carbon dioxide where it is warm, and to absorb it where it is cold, my intent was to explain that warming the ocean could be dangerous---because it is such a gigantic reservoir of carbon. By its placement in the film, it appears that I am saying that since carbon dioxide exists in the ocean in such large quantities, human influence must not be very important --- diametrically opposite to the point I was making --- which is that global warming is both real and threatening in many different ways, some unexpected.


      If you want to attack global warming, focus on climate sensitivity to CO2 forcing (if you really think there is zero CO2 forcing, please provide a reference for that ?) and the hurricane stuff. Plenty of uncertainty there. But to claim "It's all about the sun" is to expose yourself as deeply ignorant/blind. Note that I am not claiming the sun isn't an important driver of climate; that is an equally insane proposition. But to ignore basic physics that no one can or will debunk is a little silly.

      Can we all step back and admit that our opinions on climate change are fundamentally formed by deeper philosophical values that we have? It is clear to me that many, many people on both sides of this issue don't really pay attention to the science (read that IPCC report lately); they find the factoids that fit their preconceptions and go from there. I'm no different, though I actively try to objectively consider the available information. If we can start to get past our idealogical blinders, maybe we can have a conversation. But that goes for just about every issue these days.

      BTW if anyone can explain how ocean acidification might not be a big deal, please share.
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    19. Re:Oy vey gevault. by camg188 · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the hole in the ozone? I thought everyone in Australia was supposed to have skin cancer by now.

    20. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never, if X is negative :P

    21. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=int ernet+argument

      BTW, you just lost. Guess that makes you the 2nd retard.

    22. Re:Oy vey gevault. by goldspider · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Scientists and scholars were once absolutely positive that the earth was the center of the universe too.

      And just like back then, anyone who questions the prevailing groupthink is branded a heretic or worse.

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    23. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I love the way people are able to discard mountains of scientific evidence on the basis of a crappy documentary.
      I'm ot discarding it on the basis of that documentary. As someone who can read the actual climatological models in question, I'm speaking from my own impressions of the data.

      The documentary (which wasn't made by the BBC) has been strongly debunked
      Where, please? All I see you pointing out is a dubious wikipedia claim about one of the dozens of people contained. Given that I have personal access to two of the other people contained, and given that they're not reacting at all in the fashion Wikipedia claims, I remain skeptical of the other wikipedia-driven opinions you have. Can you show me an actual debunking, or just one scientist saying "just because we don't have current proof doesn't mean we can't affect the environment?"

      You seem to be confused. Allow me to help you. Nobody said "humans aren't warming the earth." Nobody said "we have no part in global warming." Was was said was "our current climate models are so poor as to be unusable, and the international treaties we've made to stop this phenomenon are based on bad science."

      Is there a problem? Yes. Does the Kyoto treaty address it in any way? No.

      Carl Wunsch is well known for being excitable. I'm surprised he hasn't lambasted any of his own out of date work as clueless and reprehensible yet. He's a brilliant scientist, but he has completely lost the ability to interface with normal people. If you can show Carl, or anyone else, pointing out specific flaws in the science, I'm all ears.

      That said, when you get right down to it, the carbon dioxide we're introducing into the atmosphere right now is NOTHING. Canada's tundra farts more CO2 than this on a semi-regular basis. Every single Russian earthquake scares more CO2 out of the taiga than this.

      Am I saying we're not pumping anything awful into the atmosphere? God, no. But the CO2 isn't the problem, and our current treaties don't address the problem.

      I believe that CO2-driven Global Warming is a hoax, and it's not just based on that documentary; you can dig through my comment history and see me pointing out many of these things long before that documentary was made. I'm basing my beliefs on clear science: the CO2 levels are way below planetary norms even after human involvement, there's a much stronger predictor of temperature data, and there's a clear proof that CO2 is an effect, not a cause.

      Without making vague claims that "such and such" has been debunked or that "some scientist [I just learned about] says that documentary didn't waste half its running time listening to me vascillate," can you point to any actual science that shows any good reason for the CO2 to have that lag, or why the current CO2 rate should be a disaster when it's roughly half the level it was just four hundred years ago?

      You can make personal attacks until you're blue in the face. Science laughs at ad hominem. Cite data or stop feigning familiarity.
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    24. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      It'd be nice, but Snopes doesn't have the balls to take on something like that.

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    25. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dude. Where to start?

      Ok, historically CO2 has been part of the feedback to solar forcing of climate change. But the increased CO2 has been a positive feedback, sustaining the climate change well past the solar forcing. What's different this time is that due to human activity we are pushing CO2 directly, so if our understanding of physics is correct (as established by Arrhenius himself), the result is heating. This is basic theory and the temperature record, though noisy, hardly contradicts this over the 20th century. Now, there's uncertainty about feedbacks, clouds, etc., but the CO2 forcing is there.

      Do you see the spike? My eyeballs tell me the slope is roughly 100ppm/century.

      Natural gross CO2 fluxes are huge. Net fluxes are small (i.e. they largely cancel out, and that's not accidental). Human fluxes are large compared to the net flux. See above link.

      If you really don't think that CO2 traps heat, you are wrong. Grab a physics textbook, or start here. It has pictures and everything.

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    26. Re:Oy vey gevault. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      He probably won't drown at all. Given a sealed container of roughly human size, he'll suffocate far before drowning. If it's much larger than human size, like a pond, it wouldn't need to be sealed as he'd only need to be tied in place. If this is similar to how you would design experiments for global warming, then please don't publish any papers on the topic just yet.

      OTOH, your point about rates of carbon uptake is a good one. What evidence do you have to support your implied hypothesis that the system has less than 0.1% slop in it? Do you have evidence from your research suggesting that 0.1% additional carbon dioxide will not simply result in more plants and microbes rather than significant warming?

    27. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Parent post (my own) is not flamebait. It is a belief based on clear science, and it cites an explanation. There's nothing even remotely trollish about it. Please meta-moderate the moderators who've confused disagreement with trolling into the ground, lest they do the same thing to you the first time you say something unpopular.

      Slashdot should be looking into a more permanent fix for people who don't know what (-1, troll) means. This has been a serious problem for several years now, and it's getting progressively worse.

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    28. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the hole in the ozone?

      First, the ozone situation is atmospherically completely unrelated to the CO2 question.

      Still, what happened? There was a global response and as a result, the situation improved. Might be a model for dealing with the CO2, huh?

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    29. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://news.independent.co.uk/environment/climate_ change/article2355956.ece
      "...
      However, further inquiries revealed that the C4 graph was based on a diagram in another paper produced as part of a "petition project" by the same group of climate sceptics. This diagram was itself based on long out-of-date information on terrestrial temperatures compiled by Nasa scientists.

      However, crucially, the axis along the bottom of the graph has been distorted in the C4 version of the graph, which made it look like the information was up-to-date when in fact the data ended in the early 1980s.

      Mr Durkin admitted that his graphics team had extended the time axis along the bottom of the graph to the year 2000. "There was a fluff there," he said.

      If Mr Durkin had gone directly to the Nasa website he could have got the most up-to-date data. This would have demonstrated that the amount of global warming since 1975, as monitored by terrestrial weather stations around the world, has been greater than that between 1900 and 1940 - although that would have undermined his argument. ...
      Other graphs used in the film contained known errors, notably the graph of sunspot activity. Mr Durkin used data on solar cycle lengths which were first published in 1991 despite a corrected version being available - but again the corrected version would not have supported his argument. Mr Durkin also used a schematic graph of temperatures over the past 1,000 years that was at least 16 years old, which gave the impression that today's temperatures are cooler than during the medieval warm period. If he had used a more recent, and widely available, composite graph it would have shown average temperatures far exceed the past 1,000 years.

    30. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Neph · · Score: 1

      > Besides, since you are so sure, riddle me this: we can calculate our CO2 output (it dwarfs natural emissions).

      > Where do you get this stuff? Humanity is responsible for less than one tenth of one percent of the CO2 in our atmosphere. We are positively dwarfed by rotting vegetation, dead animals and the tundra. However, the vast bulk of atmospheric CO2 (~72%) is released from the ocean CO2 reservoir.

      Human CO2 output doesn't "dwarf" natural emissions, but it is a major part of the total - roughly a third, cf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4803460. stm
      Unless you can find another explanation, besides human activity, for atmospheric CO2 being "higher than we've been for over a million years, possibly 30 million years."

      Come on, put some effort into this, the information is not that hard to find. If we can get past the basic facts, *then* we can argue correlation and causality with temperature and climate.

    31. Re:Oy vey gevault. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      And you base that on what, exactly? Humanity has less than 30 years of atmospheric data, so I'm rather skeptical. Don't waste my time by bringing up ice core samples; there is no correlation of ice core samples to global temperature which is accurate to less than ten years, and if you actually bother looking at the ice core record, you'll notice that the correlation that we've seen for more than ten million years is actually holding exactly where we would expect for it to.

      Well you've managed to convince me that you're completely wrong. That little tirade about ice cores proves you're either disingenous, stupid or both. Ice core samples don't have to be accurate to less than ten years, you use ice core samples to estimate atmsopheric readings beyond the years we have atmospheric readings for. You can claim that's not the most accurate way to measure it, but frankly it's the most accurate measure we have.

      According the information I've seen, for example This graph at wikipedia, it looks like CO2 levels are rising at rather dramatic rate. Of course, the scale looks overly dramatic because the scale on the right doesn't extend all the way down to 0. However, it looks like the CO2 levels have rising by almost 25% over the last 3 decades. That's a significant shift.

      Also your claim that we have less than 30 years of atmospheric readings for CO2 seems very suspect, considering the chart I referenced above has over 40 years of atmospheric readings on it. So, are you just repeating verbatim the anti-global warming rhetoric from over a decade ago or what?
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    32. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      Vostok ice core data: http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/paleo/icecore/antarctica/ vostok/vostok.html
      CO2 concentrations over the last 600000 years: http://www.realclimate.org/epica.jpg

      Sadly, I can't find the graph that superposes the temperature record over the CO2 record. I'm sure another 30 minutes of googling for it will yield it.

      The spike is over the last 150 years or so, and basic modeling techniques show you that it is abnormal. All your questions can be answered by looking through the two graphs I provided you.

      Alright, I exaggerated when I said that our CO2 output dwarfs all natural emissions. You're right, that's probably wrong. However, our emissions are currently not being absorbed as fast as they are generated, and total concentrations are rising quite nicely. That's the key part - we are putting stuff into the regular cycle that doesn't get absorbed.

      I know you don't think that it's affecting the earth. You still haven't given a reason why, despite the well known physics of infrared absorption, which are described quite nicely here: http://teaching.shu.ac.uk/hwb/chemistry/tutorials/ molspec/irspec1.htm
      The data about CO2 affecting infrared radiation from earth can be found here: http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=142, and at the Wikipedia article about greenhouse gases. If you object to the sources, you can always check the referenced literature.

      I've got plenty of data. I can pull data for days. Where's yours? Where's your peer reviewed article? All you have is a few people who had to get a BBC documentary made, because people kept laughing at their theories and wouldn't bother publishing their papers. BTW, I've seen the BBC documentary - the data referenced in there, as well as the analysis thereof, has been widely discredited. For something real, read the IPCC reports: start here (http://www.ipcc.ch/pub/pub.htm), and don't stop until the end. Then come back.

      Oh, and just for the heck of it, because I like Woods Hole and a friend of mine worked there, here's a little summary they threw together about the CO2 data collected: http://www.whrc.org/resources/online_publications/ warming_earth/scientific_evidence.htm

      Again - where's your data?

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    33. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Eiron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As much as I hate to sound like I'm defending the stupid documentary, people who "deny the science on climate change" are not even close to the same boat as creationists or flat-earthers.

      Flat-earthers can prove themselves wrong with 2 sextants and a friend, or by using "American Practical Navigator" by Bowditch, among many other possibilities. Things easily accessible to anybody with a calculator and a library or a marine hardware store. Flat-earthers are exceedingly rare and inexcusably stupid. Although maybe not rare enough.

      Creationists . . . I don't even know where to start. Creationism is more reasonable than Flat-earth theory, but not much. The only real defense there is it is hard to make your own experiments to test evolution. You could see how you are a combination of your parents and extrapolate from there. I suppose you could take a weak antibiotic once a month until you develop some resistant bacteria or something, but that is a whole different variety of bad idea.

      How is any individual supposed to measure global climate change? Assuming they don't have access to a world-wide network of observatories and whatnot. Last I checked, most people don't. Factor in things like urban heat island effect and local weather variations, and things become even more difficult for the amateur scientist. Add in that the sea level is changing both at a slow enough rate that people don't personally notice it (maybe in places with extremely small tide action?) and the fact that sea level charts matched against global temperature charts don't correlate the way you would expect (sea level has been rising at a pretty much constant rate over the last 120 years, while temperature has decreased for 10 years or more at least 4 times).

      I believe that there is indeed global warming, and I suspect that people are at the very least part of the cause, but I can't personally convince myself to care about it, one way or the other.
      Stop it? Meh.
      Slow it down? Meh.
      Reverse it? Well, that seems like a bad idea, but still; meh.

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    34. Re:Oy vey gevault. by drix · · Score: 1

      Oooh, random guy on Slashdot called it a hoax. Phew. We can all go back to worrying about American Idol now.

      There's a mountain of research showing that you're wrong, but in any case the "truth" about global warming as a lot more nuanced than can be summed up in a couple sentences. You think you can just pop on here, write something stupid like that, and be contributing to the discussion? Moron.

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    35. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I'm pleased as punch to see that you haven't cited a single data source. Your lack of knowledge about basic absorption physics and CO2 data (CO2 levels are way below planetary norms - hah!) indicates you're a basic, clueless troll. Shrug. Fortunately, you're in the minority now, and won't be able to significantly mess up my planet for me.

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    36. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression that you voted for George W Bush twice, still think the war in Iraq is a good idea and whack off thinking about Anne Coulter and Laura Ingraham.

    37. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://ocean.mit.edu/~cwunsch/papersonline/channel 4response

      Partial Response to the London Channel 4 Film "The Great Global Warming Swindle"
      Carl Wunsch 11 March 2007

      I believe that climate change is real, a major threat, and almost
      surely has a major human-induced component. ...

      When approached by WAGTV, on behalf of Channel 4, known to me as
      one of the main UK independent broadcasters, I was led to
      believe that I would be given an opportunity to explain why I,
      like some others, find the statements at both extremes of the
      global change debate distasteful. I am, after all a teacher, and
      this seemed like a good opportunity to explain why, for example,
      I thought more attention should be paid to sea level rise, which
      is ongoing and unstoppable and carries a real threat of acceleration,
      than to the unsupportable claims that the
      ocean circulation was undergoing shutdown (Nature, December 2005). ...

      In the part of the "Swindle" film where I am describing the
      fact that the ocean tends to expel carbon dioxide where it is warm,
      and to absorb it where it is cold, my intent was to explain that
      warming the ocean could be dangerous---because it is such a gigantic
      reservoir of carbon. By its placement in the film,
      it appears that I am saying that since carbon dioxide exists in the
      ocean in such large quantities, human influence must not be
      very important --- diametrically opposite to the point I was making---
      which is that global warming is both real and threatening in many
      different ways, some unexpected. ...

      What we now have is an out-and-out propaganda piece, in which
      there is not even a gesture toward balance or explanation of why
      many of the extended inferences drawn in the film are not widely
      accepted by the scientific community. There are so many examples,
      it's hard to know where to begin, so I will cite only one:
      a speaker asserts, as is true, that carbon dioxide is only
      a small fraction of the atmospheric mass. The viewer is left to
      infer that means it couldn't really matter. But even a beginning
      meteorology student could tell you that the relative masses of gases
      are irrelevant to their effects on radiative balance. A director
      not intending to produce pure propaganda would have tried to eliminate that
      piece of disinformation. ...

      At a minimum, I ask that the film should never be seen again publicly
      with my participation included. Channel 4 surely owes an apology to
      its viewers, and perhaps WAGTV owes something to Channel 4. I will be
      taking advice as to whether I should proceed to make some more formal protest. ...

    38. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who deny the science on climate change are in the same boat as creationists and Flat-Earthers.

      Watch out, people might start considering it an honour to be called names by you.

    39. Re:Oy vey gevault. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused. Allow me to help you. Nobody said "humans aren't warming the earth." Nobody said "we have no part in global warming." Was was said was "our current climate models are so poor as to be unusable, and the international treaties we've made to stop this phenomenon are based on bad science." Actually, if you scroll a couple of dozens posts up, you'll probably see half a dozen posts saying exactly that. And claiming that these opinions are based on concrete scientific fact. There are quite a few people claiming it. There is a clear financial motive for most of the source of anti-global warming research, most of it is derived from the the companies most likely to be adversely affected by climate regulation. It doesn't mean they're wrong, you just have to be very careful with the information they present you, it's been tailored to help ensure they make the most money they can.

      Now, the issue about C02 levels not rising seem disingenous, current carbon dioxide levels seem to be significantly higher than historical ones. Higher than the historical maxima, and they're still rising. They've rising about 25% in the last 30 years. That seems like a significant amount.

      I'd like to see more specific reasons why Kyoto and greenhouse gas curbing iniative are "bad science" than the vague claims you are giving and a reference to a documentary that's not very well respected even by the people who are in it.
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    40. Re:Oy vey gevault. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      CO2 is produced by decomposition, volcanic outgassing, respiration, farting, and a number of other processes having zero to do with us. We add a piddling insignifigant amount to that released by nature. On top of this whatever CO2 isn't locked up by biological processes or converted to other things like carbon and O2, and not trapped up in carbonate rocks and such, gets disolved into the ocean which takes it in and puts it back out constantly. If the entire oceanic supply of CO2 were released today it would be extremely noticable and yet NOT cause any greenhouse effect, especially if the sun were headed into quiescence.

      Warming and cooling still continue to happen AHEAD of CO2 changes. The very same ice records that we've been beaten over the head with for decades show that clearly and the response to this is usually, "well, that's because it's feedback so the warmer it gets, the more CO2 gets released and the warmer it gets and..."

      NO. WRONG. NEVER has worked that way. The majority of non-scientists believe CO2 causes global warming. The majority of true dedicated scientists believe no such thing. Unfortunately, we are being lied to like with the Alar scare. Wouldn't have been so dramatic if the public knew that the amount of DMSO causing cancer in the mice was equivalent to eating a truckload of Alar treated apples every day for your entire life. That doesn't get research dollars and that doesn't get political power.

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    41. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man that Wood's Hole page is awful. They talk about the data over 400 thousand years as if it was all available and uniform. No wonder they lament the "rise" of gasses in later 1800's. This is the same primitive analysis that got the Mann Hockey stick proven wrong and discredited. Just running around saying you have data means nothing if it corrupt data. A co-founder of Greenpeace said GW was political and not scientic and he was right. Your perfroming admirably as the "useful idiot".

    42. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression that you voted for Clinton twice, think Michael Moore has orignal unbiased ideas, and wack off thinking of being Monica Lewinski. Generalizations are fun.

    43. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Soooo..... do you have any data to back up your criticism? Any analysis? Any support? Alternatively, what's wrong with every other link? Or do you just like to judge scientific ideas by whether the proponent is cute and cuddly?

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    44. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 1
      Holy crap.

      You seem to be confused. Allow me to help you. Nobody said "humans aren't warming the earth." Nobody said "we have no part in global warming." Was was said was "our current climate models are so poor as to be unusable, and the international treaties we've made to stop this phenomenon are based on bad science."


      You appear to have a short memory.

      "It's all about the sun. We've got nothing to do with it."

      Or did someone hack your account?

      And for someone who exhorts his/her opponents to provide citations, you haven't provided a single one. I'd especially like references to claims like
      That said, when you get right down to it, the carbon dioxide we're introducing into the atmosphere right now is NOTHING. Canada's tundra farts more CO2 than this on a semi-regular basis. Every single Russian earthquake scares more CO2 out of the taiga than this.


      So the CO2 record should show spikes that are timed with earthquakes? Right?

      the current CO2 rate should be a disaster when it's roughly half the level it was just four hundred years ago?

      REFERENCE PLEASE! COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT ALERT!!

      You can make personal attacks until you're blue in the face.

      And your criticism of Wunsch was something more than an ad-hominem attack?

      With each post I am increasingly convinced that you are completely moon-bat insane. Crazy factoids without references. Unfounded ad-hominem attacks. Back it up, buddy.

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    45. Re:Oy vey gevault. by profplump · · Score: 1

      Earth is the center of the universe. If you just say "center" -- and not "center of mass" or some other more specific defintion -- you really just mean the point where you define the coordinate system to be 0,0,0. And since no one know the shape or mass of the universe there really aren't a lot of other "centers" you could define with any accuracy. If you're traveling outside of Earth orbit Earth is probably a bad reference point, but there's no technical reason you couldn't use it.

      Likewise the sun does revolve around Earth every bit as much as the moon does, so drawing Earth at the center of the solar system is again just a different frame of reference, not an invalid model. The only part people got wrong was the planets revolving around Earth, and even that belief didn't last for long once observers were able to make accurate measurements to disprove the model.

      That withstanding, your point about failing to accept the commonly held beliefs, even if the commonly held beliefs are inaccurate, has traditionally been seen as heresy or the like is perfectly valid.

    46. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Ok, historically CO2 has been part of the feedback to solar forcing of climate change.

      I realize it's traditional for people defending global warming to do so without actual data, but let me be clear with you: if you don't have data, I'm not going to listen to a word you say. I'm looking at a climatological record right now, and I see not one bit of evidence that the CO2 level has ever reinforced temperature in any way. STOP MAKING UNDEFENDED CLAIMS. THEY HAVE NO VALUE.

      But the increased CO2 has been a positive feedback, sustaining the climate change well past the solar forcing.

      No experimental evidence has ever shown this. What you are reciting is the speculation of a Swedish pseudoscientist from the 1960s. There is no evidence to support this whatsoever. You might as well be telling me about how oxygen transfers into and out of the phlogiston. (If you don't know what the phlogiston is, you probably don't understand my violent reaction to the droning repetition of bad science. I'll be simple and say "global warming isn't the first time science has done this.")

      What's different this time is that due to human activity we are pushing CO2 directly

      You do realize that by ratio, if you dump a single bucket of water into Lake Erie, you've put a hell of a lot more change in parts per million into Lake Erie than mankind has put into atmospheric CO2 throughout all time, right? Yes, we're pushing CO2 directly. And we're doing it at a rate that makes me question whether you've ever actually looked at the math, once you say that. There are other greenhouse gasses we've pushed more of into the atmosphere, for fuck's sake. Why are you so fixated on CO2? Our impact through water vapor, for example, should be several orders of magnitude greater than that through CO2, but I don't see any international movements to cover our pools, or put saran wrap over our bathtubs.

      Do you see the spike? My eyeballs tell me the slope is roughly 100ppm/century.

      Yes, that number is about right. Amusingly, it's parts per million against emitted gasses, not against the atmosphere, which is why any intro to statistics class will tell you to never, ever rely on charts that don't explain units of measurement, since you actually have no idea whatsoever what they're saying. This is a common sense issue, something you might try out. If it was 100 parts per million per century, then in the last 250 years, as shown by that chart, 2.5% of our atmosphere would have been replaced by carbon dioxide.

      Do you really believe we've replaced 1/40 of our atmosphere with carbon dioxide? Really ?

      But, more specifically:

      Do you see the spike?

      Yes, in the same way that one might say there's a mountain in front of me, then point out an anthill. Wow, you found a slight shift in the ratio of constituent gasses released by humanity.

      Now find the spike in a graph of those actual gasses. When you realize that our CO2 change is so minor that you can't even see the point on the graph just in the gasses we release, let alone in gas presence, maybe you'll start understanding the scorn.

      HOLY CRAP, THERE'S A CAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, GET OUT OF THE WAY, YOU'RE GOING TO HIT IT! Here, use this telescope. Can't you see it?

      Yes, the ratio of CO2 to other gasses we're emitting is going up. THAT IS A GOOD THING. The other things we emit are much, much worse. I'm going to say it again, and maybe this time you'll listen.

      Mount Saint Helens released more CO2 than humanity has in its entire existence. The ash from Mount Saint Helens had settled within a month. Why is it that Mount Saint Helens is in the downslope of temperature, if it happened to release double of mankind's total global warming mechanism all over the matter of a few hours? Why point at data which is better explained by other thing

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    47. Re:Oy vey gevault. by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to sum up the most powerful argument against global warming models in the world:

      When you can predict next month's weather with scientific accuracy then and only then will you be allowed to predict what it will be like in a 100 or 1000 years.

      That's where the "skeptic" comes from. It's common sense to most. Sure you can point at charts showing things measurements changing in an ever changing world, but yet you can point to absolutely nothing predicting with accuracy how things will change and why.

      Sure there are theories and models, but why is it wrong to be a skeptic on this topic? It has become so politicized that it's impossible to form an argument of skepticism without being labeled an earth killing pariah and the people that really run the world, the elite, have decided to take over this effort and seek profits.. as always.

    48. Re:Oy vey gevault. by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1
      If by BBC, you mean Channel 4, and by 'surprisingly convincing' you mean bullshit, that's the one.

      Must be a great doco when one of your sources is considering legal action, and when 37 of the UK's leading climate scientists tell you that you're deliberately misrepresenting data. A formal complaint has been lodged with Ofcom about the programme.

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    49. Re:Oy vey gevault. by OldAndSlow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you can't predict the outcome of the next coin toss, you can't predict the outcome of the next 1000 coin tosses.

      Flunked statistics did you?

    50. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Human CO2 output doesn't "dwarf" natural emissions, but it is a major part of the total - roughly a third, cf: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4803460. stm
      You need to read that article much more carefully. What it actually says is that CO2 has raised from ~295 to ~380 parts per million since we started being an industrial race.

      Now, ignoring the poor math that leads to that being called a third, let's be clear: this is the freshman philosophy class teaching the phrase "correlation does not imply causation." All you have discovered is that CO2 is going up. That it happened while we were in the industrial growth phase does not mean that we created it.

      It's worth actually looking at the CO2 graph. You'll find for example that the vast bulk of those increases occur after Mount Saint Helens, Mount Pinatubo, Cerro Hudson, El Chichon, Ksudach or Novarupta.

      Wow, CO2 went up since we invented the internal combustion engine. IT MUST BE OUR FAULT! (sigh)

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    51. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 1

      STOP MAKING UNDEFENDED CLAIMS. THEY HAVE NO VALUE.


      And yet you have not provided a single citation yourself. Fascinating.

      I don't have the time to begin to point out all the errors in your post. So I'll stick to 2.

      Want a citation for Arrhenius? How about this one:

      Svante Arrhenius. "On the Influence of Carbonic Acid in the Air upon the Temperature of the Ground". Philosophical Magazine 41, 237 (1896)[1]

      Now please explain to me "Arrhenius had nothing to do with this. Don't invoke his name. He was dead thirty years before this idea surfaced, and his work - which is about the temperatures at which a chemical reaction will occur (protiens only work in certain temperature ranges, for example) - had nothing to do with this. If you wanted to name drop a scientist, you chose exceptionally poorly" again? If you can dig yourself out of that whole, I would be most impressed.

      As for the CO2 data: Where, oh where, are the signals from volcanoes? And if you look at the chart, you'll see that it's CO2 in terms of ppm by volume in the atmosphere. It's spelled out quite clearly.

      And your link (your one reference) doesn't refute anything I said. When I spoke of natural fluxes cancelling out, I was referring to the present day, stuff like this. Note part (c) for example, where the flux in/out of the oceans is of magnitude ~90 PgC/yr, but the net flux is ~2. Human emissions are ~5.3 PgC/yr, which is significant relative to the net fluxes.

      Yes, historical CO2 perturbations over millions of years shows some variations in the net fluxes. But please, please explain the causes that bring us to the red arrow in your image. Volcanoes?

      Please, please please: Explain your Arrhenius comment, and cite your volcanic emissions data. And "Source: Out of my ass" is not sufficient.
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    52. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm still highly amused that you have not provided a single graph, analysis or paper that supports your position or your claims. This, in spite of a lengthy post that must have taken a good chunk of time to write up. BTW, here's a quick link for you to peruse about volcanic emissions versus human emissions: http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Hazards/What/VolGas/volg as.html

      Oh how wrong you are about volcanoes. Sucks when you have no data to back you up, doesn't it? For someone who harps on data and models, you are amazingly bad at picking your supporting graphs, your supporting models and your supporting papers.

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    53. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Well you've managed to convince me that you're completely wrong. That little tirade about ice cores proves you're either disingenous, stupid or both.
      Personal attack is the last resort of someone without the presence of character to admit a mistake. (You might want to look up disingenuous by the way - it applies to statements, not people.)

      Ice core samples don't have to be accurate to less than ten years, you use ice core samples to estimate atmsopheric readings beyond the years we have atmospheric readings for. You can claim that's not the most accurate way to measure it, but frankly it's the most accurate measure we have.
      I made no such claim, and that's only the most accurate method we have if you don't know about CO2 sedimentation, which can be dated down to the month.

      According the information I've seen, for example This graph at wikipedia, it looks like CO2 levels are rising at rather dramatic rate.
      Yes, they are. That's what happens when solar peaks start feeding plants, as the fossil record shows clear as day over the last six hundred million years.

      However, it looks like the CO2 levels have rising by almost 25% over the last 3 decades
      Yep. And, as long as you look at charts which rely on a spectacularly tiny fourty year window, and ignore all data other than the two things you want to correlate, then you're going to have ample reason to continue to believe what you believe.

      Also your claim that we have less than 30 years of atmospheric readings for CO2 seems very suspect, considering the chart I referenced above has over 40 years of atmospheric readings on it.
      You're confusing ice core samples with atmospheric readings. We've only been able to make CO2 meters light enough to put into high-air balloons since the advent of tiny cheap CPUs.

      So, are you just repeating verbatim the anti-global warming rhetoric from over a decade ago or what?No, though you seem absolutely desperate to paint me with that brush. Funny how everything you refer to is from decades ago, but then you attempt to lambast me for exactly the same. Except, of course, many of the things that I've cited are less than two years old, which you'd know if you'd looked into them.

      The word hypocrite comes to mind. I'm done with this discussion; you're obviously not listening.
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    54. Re:Oy vey gevault. by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      If you can't predict the outcome of the next coin toss, you can't predict the outcome of the next 1000 coin tosses.

      Flunked statistics did you?


      Wow, what a wonderful straw man argument you've built, and smug at that. "Flunked social skills didn't you"?

      I don't see how your argument holds any weight. I'm certainly not out of line to demand that models are accurate if they are used for life changing events. yet again you prove my point, anyone outside of the mainstream thought pattern regarding climate change and you're labeled an idiot, a shill, or arrogant. In this case that's simply not true though.

      Honestly, do all of the advocates of global warming thing that skeptics are skeptics because they are dumb or ignorant? That's not true. I have no reason to be attached to fossile fueled vehicles, or any particular type of energy usage. I'm not an oil industry shill. I'm an educated man that thinks for himself and history tells him that being a skeptic can be useful. It has nothing to do with wanting to keep some status quo or my political alignment. No, it's simply because I'm a skeptic and the data cited was either non-conclusive and needed more study, a model with variables pulled out of thin air based on assumptions, or PR used by people in positions of advantage where climate change is concerned.

      See people will cite models used for other things such as building an airplane. But what they don't mention is that in those models they have variables based on factual data, and not just conjecture and "I think it will be so" values that are so often used in climate change models, but yet NONE to date have effectively modeled the climate, whereas the models for example aerospace, have been proven correct through trial and error. I'm sorry the argument that a model is "truth" holds no water. A model is only as good as it's results. And the results to date have been pretty far off considering you can't tell me what it's gonna be like tomorrow let alone 1000 years from now.

      So go ahead and throw my opinions to the side as you seem to do with a concise little two-liner. But the fact remains that my argument is solid. If you can dispute the argument I made about climate modeling then please do.

    55. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      It's worth actually looking at the CO2 graph. You'll find for example that the vast bulk of those increases occur after Mount Saint Helens, Mount Pinatubo, Cerro Hudson, El Chichon, Ksudach or Novarupta.

      Feh. If volcanoes cause CO2 increases, then they would have been doing so for the past many millions of years, and CO2 levels would be monstrous. If they increased CO2 by 100 ppm over the past 200 years, you would expect a similar pattern over the past 2000 -- except that would imply we had negative CO2 ppm around 1200AD.

      Now maybe you could prove that volcanism has been more extreme in the past 200 years, but that's your claim -- and it's up to you to provide some evidence.

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    56. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      When you can predict next month's weather with scientific accuracy then and only then will you be allowed to predict what it will be like in a 100 or 1000 years. There's a difference between predicting the weather and predicting climate trends. Just because a weatherman can't predict the exact temperature of a specific locataion, doesn't mean climatologists can't get a good estimate of what the climate will be in a general area. It's pretty simple really: The planet is getting warmer and will most likely continue to get warmer. If the atmosphere gets warmer, the polar ice caps will melt. If the polar ice caps melt, large and most likely violent climate changes will occur. Yeah I'm not citing sources, but use some common sense. If the ice caps melt, water levels will rise and threaten coastal cities, this is a pretty basic fact.

      There might be a possibility that the skeptics are right, and it won't be that bad. But what if they're wrong? Is it worth putting our future in jeopardy just because there's a possiblity things "won't be so bad?"
    57. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Hypocrite? lol

    58. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 3, Insightful


      I don't think you are a shill or dumb. But I reject the weather vs. climate argument, and the coin-flipping analogy is a pretty good one.

      Predicting weather is about forecasting the dynamics of a system on time- and distance scales on which the system is chaotic. This is coin flipping. It's possible to predict the distribution of the results, but it's impossible to do much predicting the next flip.

      Here's another analogy. Take a cup of coffee. Pour milk in it. Can you predict the precise way in which the milk swirls around? No, that's weather. Can you figure out what the average temperature and milk concentration of that cup will be in five minutes? Yes, depending on your ability to measure the thermal conductivity of the cup, the ambient temperature and humidity, etc.

      Modeling climate sure isn't easy or particularly precise. But it is a false premise to reject such activities based on the fundamental constraints of weather prediction. Weather and climate are obviously governed by the same dynamics, but they differ fundamentally in terms of their time and distance scales.

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    59. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 0

      The spike is over the last 150 years or so, and basic modeling techniques show you that it is abnormal.

      Yeah. We've had several volcanoes commit a tremendous amount of CO2 to the atmosphere lately, as I've now mentioned several times in several places. Just because the trend doesn't do what you expect doesn't mean we're to blame. There are more than a dozen things on this planet that regularly put out more CO2 than we do. Until you have investigated all of them, your analysis is not complete.

      All your questions can be answered by looking through the two graphs I provided you.

      Think so? Try it: you might be in for a surprise. I don't actually see those two graphs saying anything I didn't say. Perhaps you could be more specific, instead of just handwaving everything away?

      However, our emissions are currently not being absorbed as fast as they are generated

      They were until 1983, and our CO2 output has not increased much since then (sure we're growing, but we're also becoming more efficient.) The reason the CO2 is no longer being absorbed is because the ocean is outgassing. You're jumping to conclusions (though unlike most of this other thread, you're at least drawing conclusions based on actual throught, rather than repeating what you heard.)

      The believed primary reason for the CO2 upshot, under the current understanding given by academic climatology, is twofold: 1) volcanic activity, 2) oceanic warming.

      That's the key part - we are putting stuff into the regular cycle that doesn't get absorbed.

      Well, it is and it isn't. I mean sure, the vanishingly small amount of CO2 we're contributing to the global CO2 model - we're responsible for less than one tenth of one percent of what's going into the atmosphere, remember - does in turn have a vanishingly small impact on the global thermal model. That said, this is a little like saying that the reason the chicken in your oven is cooking is because of the heat increase caused by the cigarette you're smoking in the other room.

      Does it have an impact? Yes. Is the impact so small as to be completely unimportant? Yes.

      I realize there's an impact. You don't need to keep proving the impact. What you need to understand is that all things equal, there are so many other things involved that the CO2 side of this pretty much just doesn't matter in any significant way.

      Animal respiration dumps almost eight times as much CO2 into the atmosphere as industry does. Should we kill all other life on the planet?

      I know you don't think that it's affecting the earth. You still haven't given a reason why, despite the well known physics of infrared absorption, which are described quite nicely here

      Yeah, that's what everyone keeps saying. I don't think that at all. Jesus. There's no point at which I said that. I have never denied that CO2 is warming the Earth. You don't need to keep reminding me of basic physics.

      If I tell you that holding a match across the room from your oven isn't cooking the chicken, are you going to remind me about the brownian motion involved in the air between me and the stove? Something can have an unimportant impact, y'know. The total historic human input of carbon dioxide is less than one part per trillion (american trillion) of the entire atmosphere.

      Most climatologists believe that humanity has a net decrease on global CO2 creation, because industry generates less CO2 per acre than biota do. Why doesn't anyone take into account what we destroyed when counting what we created?

      I've got plenty of data. I can pull data for days.

      I'm waiting for the germane stuff. You show what CO2 we create, but not what we destroy. You show disparate graphs of temperature and CO2, then make assumptions about their correlation (which are incorrect) and argue based o

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    60. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      He probably won't drown at all. Given a sealed container of roughly human size, he'll suffocate far before drowning.
      Actually, the outgassing in the water will transfer more than enough oxygen into the air, provided any significant water transfer rate. It's pretty amusing to me that much like how the story wouldn't be here if people understood water outgassing, neither apparently would the troll insults (not you, grandparent.)

      The most likely fashion of death in the 1.001% in, 1% out model is hypothermia. Failing that, you're probably looking at being crushed to death by the increasing pressure in the box, or possibly starvation. Someone would only drown if they were forced to stand up inside the box for air, and fell asleep (which is easy to do in cold water.)
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    61. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Neph · · Score: 1

      > this is the freshman philosophy class teaching the phrase "correlation does not imply causation."

      Baby steps, stonecypher, baby steps. Your original comment stated:

      > That's funny, none of the scientists see said spike. Perhaps you would be so kind as to tell me what year(s) this spike is over [...]

      Now you say:

      > All you have discovered is that CO2 is going up. That it happened while we were in the industrial growth phase does not mean that we created it.

      We're making progress, you've recognized that CO2 levels are in fact rising past pre-industrial levels. Great. I'd also say that a >20% increase in 200 years, past the highest *peak*, not average, in the past few hundred thousand years (NOAA data, see http://www.seed.slb.com/en/scictr/watch/climate_ch ange/images/carbon_dioxide.jpg , from http://www.seed.slb.com/en/scictr/watch/climate_ch ange/greenhouse.htm) could reasonably be called a "spike".

      Now, moving on to causality. You're right, of course, that correlation is insufficient to prove causation. It would be great to have a complete and accurate model Earth that we could run through its entire history, preventing the industrial revolution, and compare the resulting CO2 levels with real life ones. Failing that, we have to rely on a little reasoning.

      We have, during the same time period:
      a) A rapid increase in atmospheric CO2 concentration
      b) Industrialization, and its concomitant increase in CO2 emissions
      In the absence of alternative explanations, it's reasonable to suppose that b) caused a). Of course it's not proof in a mathematical sense, but it's still the best explanation on offer. So, again: *do* you have a better explanation? Or even a reasonable one? Volcanoes? Then you need to show that there has been a sudden increase in volcanic activity, with respect to the past few hundred thousand years, over the same period as the CO2 concentration increase. Can you?

      Are you with me so far? I haven't started on temperature or climate at all yet, I'm trying to do this one step at a time.

      > As a side note, I think this is my favorite example of Correlation Does Not Imply Causation.

      Um, that's supposed to be a joke. Did you notice the x axis scale on that? It's completely random; even if it were based on actual data that chart wouldn't show correlation, and therefore says nothing about the lack of relationship between correlation and causation (which I don't dispute, but anwyays. Getting a little pedantic here.)

    62. Re:Oy vey gevault. by AaronW · · Score: 1

      It's still there. One article said roughly half the people in Australia will get skin cancer. I have a friend in New Zealand who says skin cancer is a major problem there and nobody goes out without covering up when it gets bad. Just use Google and you will find a ton of information. Though this has little to do with global warming.

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    63. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The spike is over the last 150 years or so, and basic modeling techniques show you that it is abnormal. All your questions can be answered by looking through the two graphs I provided you."

      i have a problem with that : the industrial age began between 1760 and 1830 than mean at most 246 years for our CO2 emmissions to react greatly on the whole Earth.
      But Earth is also a complex and self regulating ecosystem.

      I find it hard to believe that the consequences could happen on a global scale so fast. Especially when dinosaur's nuclear winter took about two millennia to disappear (http://discovermagazine.com/2005/jan/comet-caused -nuclear-winter).

      I don't deny our impact on our ecosystem but i really don't think we are of such importance for Earth, it is just another way of saying that we are so much better (powerful ...) than the rest of the animal kingdom. That way we don't feel bad about having less of an impact that phytoplanktons.

    64. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wow. Not a single reference. Not a single discussion about how CO2 absorption works or how it compares to the absorption of other gases. Not a single discussion of the physics of atmospheric warming, the statistics of ice cores and satellite measurements, or even of the carbon cycle. All I see is massive hand waving, lots of statements, lots of posturing. Apparently, it's ok for you to demand - in bold and italics and all caps, no less - data and support, but when it comes to providing it for your claims, it's ok for you to wave your hand and say "it's all here". All there is is vapid posturing.

      None of the data is there. All I have is your word that what you say is accurate - and from the brief googling I've done on some of your claims (like the volcanoes - hah!) they're just patently wrong. You make pompous claims about your knowledge, about how science is supposed to work, about how everyone needs to support their claims with data, and then fail every last one of your own boastful demands and statements.

      As for real scientists.... I sure hope you don't consider yourself one of them. I've worked with them, and you are so far out in crackpot land that you don't even qualify as an amateur scientist in the Scientic American sense, nor even as someone who has any idea how to interpret data. All you are is a complete waste of time whose only method of debate is intimidation. Shoo.

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    65. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      but I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human.Actually, it's primarily solar. Massive amounts of scientific evidence disagree with that claim. In addition to any number of RealClimate links refuting specific aspects of this "it's all solar" nonsense, I refer you to the 2006 comprehensive review of Foukal et al. in Nature.
    66. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      And yet you have not provided a single citation yourself. Fascinating.
      You really need to learn to read. I've provided quite a few.

      Now please explain to me "Arrhenius had nothing to do with this.
      I made a mistake. Your google is apparently better than my understanding of scientific history from 110 years ago. He was dead in the 30s (maybe earlier,) and the current fascination with global warming started in the late 1960s, at the end of the Global Cooling scare.

      You're right: this scare came around during Arrhenius' time too. I didn't know that. Funny how there was a 20 year "scientifically accurate, data-driven" global cooling scare inbetween.

      Please, please please: Explain your Arrhenius comment, and cite your volcanic emissions data. And "Source: Out of my ass" is not sufficient.
      It takes an individual of poor character to demand what they themselves refuse to do. Or did you forget that I've been waiting for you to defend your own mistakes?

      What's good for the goose, et cetera.
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    67. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll point you to a quick intro on chaotic systems: http://www.physics.upenn.edu/courses/gladney/mathp hys/subsection3_2_5.html

      The main point to remember is that while chaotic systems can be stable over one range of values, a very small change outside that range can result in dramatic changes in behavior. I'm not going to argue where that tipping point is, merely that the current indicators that we have seem to show that we are past the tipping point (glacier melts in Antarctica, slowing of gulf stream, etc).

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    68. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... yes, let's all believe someone who doesn't even know what CO2 (carbon dioxide) is. What the hell is C02 (C zero-two)?

    69. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What are you, dense? I've given more than a dozen. Learn to read. Here's one from the very post you're replying to, which disagrees with the numbers in the paper you cited.

      What does that teach you?

      Well, for one, you might start reading the damn papers. There's a reason that the two claim an order of magnitude difference in the carbon deposition rate: one counts underwater volcanoes, and the other doesn't. Underwater volcanoes release a hell of a lot more CO2 into the atmosphere, because there are so damned many of them (that shouldn't come as a surprise, considering how much more seafloor there is than land shelf, as well as the better proximity to the mantle, the higher thermal stresses and the placement of fault lines.)

      For two, one paper counts total human CO2 output, whereas the other counts CO2 outgassing. There's a huge difference. Human CO2 output counts all the CO2 trapped inside plastic, all the CO2 used to treat timber, all the CO2 baked into bricks, all the CO2 captured and sold industrially, all the CO2 bound into salt, all the CO2 used to crack gasoline, all the CO2 used in treating steel, et cetera.

      Does it really surprise you that less than one percent of the CO2 we create is lost to the atmosphere? It's an extremely useful industrial gas, and using it typically consumes it by binding it into the material.

      Oh how wrong you are about volcanoes.
      Not quite.

      Sucks when you have no data to back you up, doesn't it?
      I wouldn't know. If you had been reading what I wrote more closely, maybe you would have found the data I cited, and had the good sense to try to figure out the differences before going into attack mode.

      If you want to reply to this, wait until you've calmed down. You seem to think you're an information bully, out to strip people of their childish beliefs by throwing data at them which you briefly googled up. When you learn that a brief glance over data isn't the same thing as an understanding thereof, lemme know.

      If you don't wait until you've calmed down and started to behave as an adult before replying, I will simply ignore you. I'm sure you'll claim it's because I'm wrong and flee-ing, but it's actually because I find conversation with agressive people unpleasant. Yes, I know I'm aggressive too. You don't need to mention it. The difference is that I'm not just blindly pasting data I got off of Google. I'm citing things I actually understand.

      Settle down, or find someone else to talk to. There's making your case, then there's being a dick about it.
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    70. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We've had several volcanoes commit a tremendous amount of CO2 to the atmosphere lately, as I've now mentioned several times in several places. I challenge you to justify that claim with published data.

      The total CO2 output of all the volcanoes in the world in any given year is still less than 2% of annual anthropogenic emissions.

      You are probably getting CO2 confused with aerosol precursors.

      There are more than a dozen things on this planet that regularly put out more CO2 than we do. That's kind of a red herring, just like the wingnuts who like to point out that more of the greenhouse effect is due to water vapor than CO2.

      As the previous poster pointed out, there are large non-anthropogenic sources of CO2, but until recently they have been essentially balanced by non-anthropogenic sinks of CO2, so that net CO2 concentrations remained pretty much constant on timescales of millennia. We are now sourcing CO2 at a much greater rate than it can be sunk, leading to a rapid rate of accumulation.

      Out of curiosity, what do you believe is responsible for the current rapid increase in CO2 concentrations?

      They were until 1983, and our CO2 output has not increased much since then (sure we're growing, but we're also becoming more efficient.) I challenge you to justify that claim with published data.

      Not only is that not true, it's also not as relevant as you would have it appear: even if our CO2 output leveled off (which it most definitely has not), it would still continue accumulate in the atmosphere because we would still be sourcing it faster than it can be sunk. (Unless we go in for sequestration in a big way.)

      Incidentally, you say:

      Most climatologists believe that humanity has a net decrease on global CO2 creation, because industry generates less CO2 per acre than biota do. I challenge you to justify that claim with published data. It certainly disagrees with every land use CO2 estimate I've seen (e.g., Jain, Houghton, ...), and with, well, pretty much every paper I've ever read. "Most climatologists"?? Come on.

      That the CO2 rates follow the temperature rates for six hundred million years, You probably mean six hundred thousand years. There are a lot of anomalies between temperature and CO2 when you go back to hundred million year timescales.

      and that our current CO2 and temperature rates fit that model perfectly, should be all the evidence you need. I don't know what "model" you're referring to. Certainly no coupled T/CO2 model of the ice age cycle predicts the current temperature or CO2 increase.

      Find me some compelling reason to believe 40 years over 600,000,000 years, which isn't "omg our machines put out almost half the CO2 of a single large volcano, that's completely changing the entire planet." That's utter B.S. A single large volcano doesn't come anywhere close to our CO2 output. Look at, say, Pinatubo. It put out about 40 megatons of CO2 (there's a report by Gerlach et al. on this somewhere). Anthropogenic emissions in one year are on the order of 7 GIGAtons.

      Furthermore, the paleo T/CO2 record does not contradict anthropogenic global warming, nor does it explain the current temperature or CO2 trends.
    71. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      You heard me, I called it a hoax. Not only has our planet seen amounts of CO2 that make the current amount look silly, but we're coming out of a geological cold phase.

      I'm not really sure the ice age thing is a good explanation, see e.g. this:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Carbon_Dioxide_ 400kyr.png

      We seem to be on significantly more CO2 now than in past cycles.
      However, that's not to say you're wrong on the longer scale variations though, where current CO2 looks "silly":
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Phanerozoic_Car bon_Dioxide.png

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    72. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      All you have discovered is that CO2 is going up. That it happened while we were in the industrial growth phase does not mean that we created it. The fact that we can see the isotopic signature of fossil fuel burning in the atmospheric CO2, in quantities that correspond well with the actual increase in CO2, is a pretty obvious clue. RealClimate has a whole series of essays on this topic, you could try searching their site for "CO2" and "attribution" or something like that.

      You'll find for example that the vast bulk of those increases occur after Mount Saint Helens, Mount Pinatubo, Cerro Hudson, El Chichon, Ksudach or Novarupta. I can't believe that you get modded up when you make ridiculous claims like this. Volcanic emissions of CO2 are directly measurable and tiny (and do not contain that telltale isotopic signature that we see in the atmosphere).

      Besides, why are you even arguing about what's responsible for CO2 levels? I thought It's All the Sun.
    73. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Neither of these sentences are even remotely close to true. You have been demanding data sources, so where are your sources for this?
      In the post you're replying to, among other places. Try looking for links.

      By the by, whereas I'm not entirely sure where the page you're pasting gets its data, mankind certainly is not outpacing volcanoes 150:1. The number it cites is appropriate for a small volcano. It seems quite likely to me - though I don't actually know - that the person running that page has mistaken Gerlach's estimate of one volcano for all volcanoes globally.

      If you look in the post you replied to - search for the phrase "scare document" - and follow the link, you'll find that document claiming that global volcano activity creates almost exactly one thousand times as much CO2 as the document you cited.

      Yes, yours is volcano.und.edu - the machine at the university of North Dakota named "volcano." However, if you look, you'll find that it's actually one guy's personal outreach project to middle schools, that the guy is just hosting on the machines at UND's aerospace department, and that he himself has nothing whatsoever to do with the university (which is why his email address is at space.com .)

      On the other hand, the thing I published is a peer-reviewed document which has been internationally published, and is created by dozens of individuals at the Global Change Institute at the University of Michigan (not only one of the best universities in America, but arguably the strongest climatology program on the continent.)

      Believe it or not, just because it's a source doesn't mean it's a good one. Look closer next time. The correct number is 3.4 x 10^15 grams.
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    74. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've stated a number of unsubstantiated "facts", but other than one link to a chart, and your heavy and embarrassing reliance on the Swindle show, no independently verifiable references. A reference means providing a mechanism so I could evaluate your statements. Just throwing out "data" that I know to be wrong is not sufficient.

      Or did I miss something?

      BTW your chart showed more or less the same data that I had already cited here.

      I've known about Arrhenius and CO2 for over a decade; my MS thesis at MIT concerned oceanic carbon cycles, so I read up on him then.
      If you can point out the errors in his 1896 paper, that would be a good start.

      And I actually have done my homework on this topic, beyond watching a "documentary" that I would be embarrassed if my 5-year-old referenced as a source for anything.

      By the way, did you know that Durkin admitted that the volcano argument is wrong?

      Here's a poorly worked reference that provides some data about Mt. St. Helens. It contradicts your claims. They screwed up on which numbers are sources and which are sinks (some units should be kg/year), but you get the idea. Volcanism is not the current driver of the spiking CO2 trend. Period. End of story. Find a new talking point.

      Your turn- please, please, please provide a scientific reference that demonstrates that humans are not the primary cause behind the current atmospheric CO2 trend. As to why that matters, see: Arrhenius (and yes, I know about the Arrhenius equation; I took high school chemistry too).

      Funny how there was a 20 year "scientifically accurate, data-driven" global cooling scare inbetween.


      You just hit all the standard talking points, don't you? Show me that this theory was anything other than a footnote (as opposed to a broadly held consensus view).

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    75. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Feh. If volcanoes cause CO2 increases, then they would have been doing so for the past many millions of years, and CO2 levels would be monstrous.
      Uh. Are you seriously claiming volcanoes don't outgas CO2? Yes, they *have* been doing so for the past many millions of years, and they are the primary source of atmospheric CO2 (people will tell you it's the ocean, because the ocean outgasses a whole lot more than volcanoes do, but the ocean had to get it from somewhere.)

      The only reason you don't think current CO2 levels are monsterous is because you evolved for this atmosphere.
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    76. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1

      Point made.
      Though one could argue in the days of geocentric universe that 'science' had just barely been established.

      Besides. The empirical evidence supporting the geocentric concept is quite profound, even though a fair amount of it was based on intuition.

    77. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      "Yes, I know I'm aggressive too. " The first arguably true and self-aware statement from you all day. Shame that that approach doesn't stick.

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    78. Re:Oy vey gevault. by CompleatGentleman · · Score: 1

      The volcanos.und.edu is administered by Department of Geosciences at Oregon State University. At least the guy had half a page of cites in his article. More than I've seen from you.

    79. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      The reason the cold phase matters is that I take the position that the primary determinant of atmospheric CO2 rates is the temperature of the ocean. Mind you, I'm not claiming the ocean is a source of CO2; rather that it's a storage unit. Insert the well-worn fuel versus battery argument here. The primary source of CO2 is a few billion years of volcanic outgassing (from my perspective, the biota impact - rotting plants and so on - is just another battery, like the ocean, having originally gotten its CO2 from the air.)

      The primary determinant, however, is the ocean. Remember that thing they showed us in middle school, where you mix a bunch of salt into hot water, and then cool it off, and the salt starts coming back out? The dissolution of a solute in a solvent is frequently governed by temperature. Salt likes hot water.

      CO2 likes cold water. The colder the water (to a point, but the oceans never leave that range, so whatever) the more CO2 it can hold. If the ocean warms up, it starts releasing CO2.

      And, do remember, the global warming people have been telling us all how the ocean is warming. They think it's a result, rather than a cause - greenhouse gasses supposedly warm the planet, so why shouldn't that affect the ocean, style of thing. Except, of course, if you ask an oceanologist, they'll tell you that the Earth's oceans have a temperature memory of about 700 years (a small ice cube accepts heat faster than a large ice cube, and the ocean is pretty damn big.)

      We haven't been making CO2 that long. If the oceans are warming up, either we all did a whole *lot* of peeing in the ocean around the Renaissance, or something else is going on. If you look at the graphs, solar activity and global temperature are extremely strongly correlated, and CO2 has that same correlation with about a 680 year lag. Funny how close that is to the ocean's temperature memory, no? Look, how many times were you told as a kid that most of the planet's heat comes from the sun? Now, why are you so reluctant to consider that as a possible cause of Global Warming?

      The sun's magnetic field is more than twice as strong now as it was at the end of our recent cold spike. It increases at a shockingly close correlation to our temperature.

      Also, if you work under the assumption that our current CO2 rates are 700 years delayed, then our current CO2 rates are doing exactly what you'd expect, given temperatures in the 1300s. Just give it a look. You might be surprised how much better some other explanations fit the data than does CO2 Greenhousing.

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    80. Re:Oy vey gevault. by pbaer · · Score: 1

      So what do you make of this counter argument?

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    81. Re:Oy vey gevault. by david_g17 · · Score: 1

      I'm pleased as punch to see that you haven't cited a single data source. Usually when someone makes such a strong statement, you expect him to proved at least a single cited data source.
    82. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Massive amounts of scientific evidence disagree with that claim.
      No, they don't. Cite them. What you're going to generate are a list of political polemics based on other papers, not actual scientific papers. Then, one by one, you'll realize that they all misinterpret the papers they're based on. Please stop saying things like "massive amounts of blah blah." Either cite it or it doesn't exist. You cannot expect me to debunk things you read that you won't even indicate, and it becomes clear from your reference to RealClimate that you confuse the personal blogs of individuals with actual science.

      I refer you to the 2006 comprehensive review of Foukal et al. in Nature.
      Er. That review agrees with me. Have you even read it?
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    83. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      It's funny, the scientists in the program make the claim that they were grossly misrepresented by the other side. I'd love to know who in that program feels they were misrepresented, and how. Carl Wunsch is doubtless one of them, but then, he always says that.

      Thank you for the update in the difference between channels. As an American, I thought all British national TV was BBC. Someone else made a very similar comment, with the extension that it being channel 4 rather than the BBC made, and I quote, "all the difference." In America, there are several channels which Must Not Be Taken Seriously. Am I to understand that in Britain, channel 4 is one of those?

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    84. Re:Oy vey gevault. by CowTipperGore · · Score: 1

      Personal attack is the last resort of someone without the presence of character to admit a mistake.

      The word hypocrite comes to mind. I agree!
    85. Re:Oy vey gevault. by orzetto · · Score: 1

      Yes, there's an entire industry behind it, worth about eight times what a science field with that count of people in it is typically worth.

      Sure, because Exxon is penniless, right? Stop with this bullshit already. If climatology had these margins (and being "the Video" by Channel 4 your source I doubt they have), money would be their last concern.

      People in universities are not greedy, for the simple reason that if they actually were they would go to the industry and make a career there. It's perfectly normal. People who work in academia simply value freedom to research what they are interested in more than higher pay.

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    86. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Uh. Are you seriously claiming volcanoes don't outgas CO2?

      No.

      What I'm saying is that volcanoes have been outgassing CO2 for billions of years. Living things and other processes have absorbed this CO2, as well as some being lost to space. So over that billion years, it's been a relatively steady state situation, or least to the point that volcanoes do not, in general, increase CO2 levels by more than 25% over the course of 150 years or so. For your hypothesis to be correct, there would (a) need to be evidence that volcanic activity was dramatically higher over the last 150 years, and (b) that these volcanoes are putting out enough CO2 to explain the rise.

      The problem is, it just ain't so. As another person's link said:
      "Comparison of CO2 emissions from volcanoes vs. human activities.
      Scientists have calculated that volcanoes emit between about 130-230 million tonnes (145-255 million tons) of CO2 into the atmosphere every year (Gerlach, 1999, 1991). This estimate includes both subaerial and submarine volcanoes, about in equal amounts. Emissions of CO2 by human activities, including fossil fuel burning, cement production, and gas flaring, amount to about 27 billion tonnes per year (30 billion tons) [ ( Marland, et al., 2006) - The reference gives the amount of released carbon (C), rather than CO2, through 2003.]. Human activities release more than 130 times the amount of CO2 emitted by volcanoes--the equivalent of more than 8,000 additional volcanoes like Kilauea (Kilauea emits about 3.3 million tonnes/year)! (Gerlach et. al., 2002)"

      Stick a fork in it, the volcano theory is dead.

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    87. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you scroll a couple of dozens posts up, you'll probably see half a dozen posts saying exactly that.

      Sorry, I didn't think I was responsible for what other people said. Shall I lambast you because of what other people said, too?

      I suppose the phrase "nobody said" when defending one's own arguments could be misconstrued to mean "the entirety of humanity agrees with me." I mean, you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that, and it's honestly fairly clear I meant myself, but I guess when talking to you I need to be more careful. In the future, I will be certain to be more specific, when pointing out that you are attempting to hold me to claims I never made.

      And claiming that these opinions are based on concrete scientific fact. There are quite a few people claiming it.

      Not by me.

      There is a clear financial motive for most of the source of anti-global warming research, most of it is derived from the the companies most likely to be adversely affected by climate regulation.

      Yawn. Not by or for me. Exxon isn't paying me any money, and the data I'm reading comes from thermometers. It's kind of hard to bribe a thermometer. Or, didn't you know that weather balloons broadcast their data by radio, and thus couldn't be tainted? Or, has your paranoia gotten so bad that you actually believe the USGS is making faulty hardware to support corporate interests?

      I get very tired of you argueing what I'm saying based on what other people are saying. I don't give a shit what other people are saying and it has no impact on what I'm saying. If you are unable to discuss honestly, find someone else to talk to.

      It doesn't mean they're wrong, you just have to be very careful with the information they present you, it's been tailored to help ensure they make the most money they can.

      They're not giving me my data, which you would know if you had bothered to follow any of my citations. Please stop arguing based on expectation. Your expectations in this matter have been almost universally wrong. I get sick of you calling me wrong because of guesses you made about me.

      Now, the issue about C02 levels not rising seem disingenous, current carbon dioxide levels seem to be significantly higher than historical ones.

      Again, this is only true if you ignore everything other than the last two hundred years. In the Holocene period we were well over 3500 PPM. In the Mesozoic we generally fluctuated between 1400 and 2100 PPM. You're freaking out over the difference between 295 and 380. Jesus god, man, get a sense of perspective. How many times do I have to tell you we're at the bottom of a valley before you quit screaming about how we're going to suffocate a hundred feet up the hill?

      Higher than the historical maxima, and they're still rising.

      Doesn't it embarrass you to spout falsehoods like this? I realize you're just going on images like this, or maybe slightly wider images like this, but if you can't see the problem just between those two, then I suspect an image like this would be completely lost on you.

      I'd like to see more specific reasons why Kyoto and greenhouse gas curbing iniative are "bad science" than the vague claims you are giving and a reference to a documentary that's not very well respected even by the people who are in it.

      1. That's far from the only reference I've given. Quit pretending it is.
      2. Yes, you keep claiming that documentary isn't well respected. Except, I see no proof of that. You're demanding proof based on things you won't prove, that I repeatedly ask you to prove, which you continue to ignore. Hypocrite. Find me any evidence that documentary is ill respected, or quit tel
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    88. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Your link says:
      "Human Activity: Humans are changing the CO2 cycle by burning fossil fuels and biomass (e.g., forests). These increases in CO2 are linked to increased warming in our atmosphere, as discussed above; for example, the CO2 level in our atmosphere was only about 280 ppm before human-induced changes began occurring about 150 years ago. Since humans started to pump CO2 into the atmosphere there has been a large increase in atmospheric CO2, and this increase will undoubtedly continue in the future as indicated by the following graph (Figure 8). The CO2 concentration in our atmosphere will likely double with only a modest 1% growth over the next 100 years (note that global population growth is much greater than that at the present). This rise in CO2 will increase the Earth's temperature as shown in Figure 9, and will impact the climate that we actually "feel" in the future (Figure 10)."

      Bizarre. You give a link that actually supports your opponent.

      Well, for one, you might start reading the damn papers.

      Pot, meet kettle.

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    89. Re:Oy vey gevault. by orzetto · · Score: 1

      [...] industry generates less CO2 per acre than biota do. Why doesn't anyone take into account what we destroyed when counting what we created?

      Here's one for you: biota do not drill to several kilometers underground and pump carbon out. Industry does. Biota get CO2 from air, and, since atoms are conserved, they give back the same carbon they got. The balance is unchanged, and the generation of CO2 from biota is a net zero. That's why no one takes it into account.

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    90. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I'm pleased as punch to see that you haven't cited a single data source.
      You begin every one of your personal attacks with this blatantly false claim. I repeatedly cite data. You need to learn to read, and to argue without personal attack.

      Your lack of knowledge about basic absorption physics and CO2 data (CO2 levels are way below planetary norms - hah!)
      Learn to read - even your own scare sites disagree with you. There's a big difference between fact and what you expect. During the holocene, CO2 levels on Earth were more than ten times higher than today. You're scared of 370? The Mesozoic had >2,000. Indeed, that May 17 issue of Nature (weren't you who kept bringing it up?) says things like

      1. Results from the middle Miocene, a warm period about 10 million years ago, failed to show high CO2 levels. The researchers suggest that the warming may have occurred due to "episodic methane outbursts."
      2. There has been a lot of hand wringing over increasing atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide. The increase is relatively small when compared to historic levels. Preindustrial concentrations were about 280 parts per million. Currently concentrations are about 370 ppm. A study in the May 17 issue of Nature shows that CO2 levels were much higher in the past.

      indicates you're a basic, clueless troll. Shrug.
      I've never seen anyone say that when they themselves were doing something other than desperately scraping to uphold a completely untenable position. Doesn't it embarrass you to act this way, or do you just not have the good sense to realize that nobody is fooled?

      Fortunately, you're in the minority now, and won't be able to significantly mess up my planet for me.
      Yes, I remember when someone said that exact same sentence to me about Global Cooling. To use your own rhetoric, fortunately you're not a policy maker, and fortunately the policy wonks are starting to look past people like you, and to people who use actual numbers.

      Oh right, I forgot, you're pretending I didn't cite evidence. And forgetting that all you've cited is Wikipedia, written by people like you. I tire of you, hypocrite. Find someone else to troll. I get it, you're going to post after everything I say, telling the same lies and making the same tired insults.

      Shoo. The adults are talking.
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    91. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Er. That review agrees with me. Have you even read it? Yes. Have you? The very abstract states,

      "The variations measured from spacecraft since 1978 are too small to have contributed appreciably to accelerated global warming over the past 30 years. In this Review, we show that detailed analysis of these small output variations has greatly advanced our understanding of solar luminosity change, and this new understanding indicates that brightening of the Sun is unlikely to have had a significant influence on global warming since the seventeenth century."

      Please stop saying things like "massive amounts of blah blah." Either cite it or it doesn't exist. No, I am not going to cite every climate paper that exists. I already referred you to the most comprehensive review on the subject, which does NOT agree with you. Furthermore, the RealClimate links have plenty of references as well that you are welcome to read.

      and it becomes clear from your reference to RealClimate that you confuse the personal blogs of individuals with actual science. It is quite clear that you would like to forget that the RealClimate authors are scientists and, if you bother to read them, back up their claims with the citations you so desperately crave.

      I note, of course, that you have not cited any evidence of YOUR claims.
    92. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Funny. I'll just pick the low-hanging fruit and ask you: where did I cite wikipedia? I'll be here laughing while you go and try to backup that claim. I'm not going to even try and put forth an honest debate anymore, since you're clearly off in your own fantasy land.

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    93. Re:Oy vey gevault. by OldAndSlow · · Score: 1
      Try looking for links. On the other hand, the thing I published is a peer-reviewed document which has been internationally published, and is created by dozens of individuals at the Global Change Institute at the University of Michigan

      I just went through all the post you have made on this topic up to the point you posted this. You have linked to a video on Google, and a link from UMich. Check the UMich link again, its title is "The Global Carbon Cycle" and the page header identifies it as lecture notes. It does not include volcanic contributions to the carbon cycle, apparently they are not even second tier in importance.
      You are claiming to have posted peer reviewed papers. Unfortunately for your credibility in this discussion, that claim is easily falsifiable. I just went through that exercise, just to make sure.
      From here, it looks like you are just making stuff up. And accusing others of doing the very thing.

    94. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Cedric+Tsui · · Score: 1
      You seem to feel very strongly on this subject.

      I too get pissed of by over zealous environmentalists. Many have a view of what is right, but this is not backed up by any real evidence. *cough... Greenpeace... cough*

      I'm a bit critical of your argument though. I don't see that anyone would benefit from creating an unjustified fear of climate change. Perhaps you mean to say that you think scientists simply have it wrong.

      There are a few major holes if what you've said.

      Volcanoes do not contribute a significant source of carbon. Human activities emit ~130 times the CO2 as do volcanoes.
      from: http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/Hazards/What/VolGas/volg as.html which is liked as citation 14 from the wikipedia article on CO2

      Scientists have calculated that volcanoes emit between about 130-230 million tonnes (145-255 million tons) of CO2 into the atmosphere every year (Gerlach, 1999, 1991). This estimate includes both subaerial and submarine volcanoes, about in equal amounts. Emissions of CO2 by human activities, including fossil fuel burning, cement production, and gas flaring, amount to about 27 billion tonnes per year (30 billion tons) [ ( Marland, et al., 2006) - The reference gives the amount of released carbon (C), rather than CO2, through 2003.]. Human activities release more than 130 times the amount of CO2 emitted by volcanoes--the equivalent of more than 8,000 additional volcanoes like Kilauea (Kilauea emits about 3.3 million tonnes/year)! (Gerlach et. al., 2002) According to: http://www.waterencyclopedia.com/Bi-Ca/Carbon-Diox ide-in-the-Ocean-and-Atmosphere.html
      Ocean CO2 levels have risen 30% over the last 150 years. This seems to agree that there is a large influx of CO2 coming from SOMEWHERE. It also seems to disagree with your point saying that the source of atmospheric CO2 is from the oceans. It would be nice to have a graph of ocean CO2 levels as a function of time to compare against atmospheric levels. If your hypothesis is correct, then we should see a large decrease in ocean CO2 levels beginning in the 1980s. If the hypothesis of human carbon sources is correct, then we should see a level or increasing trend throughout this time.

      You also proposed animal exhalation as a source of carbon. I don't think I've ever heard of this before. Though I would presume that replacing trees and animals with cars and people (or factories and people) would tend to produce more CO2 than it removed.

      You also make an interesting point that human carbon emissions began in the 50s, while we don't see any change in global temperature until the mid 70s or early 80s. I don't see the smoking gun against the case that global warming is caused by humans though. Have you ever taken an ecology course? (I haven't, and was strongly warned by a biology professor to avoid them) Apparently one thing you are taught in such courses is that the reacting system (say... local carrot population) lags about 90 degrees from the affecting system (increase in rabbit population eating the carrots)
      It's reasonable to believe the earth's surface as a heated body has a fair amount of 'inertia' and would lag behind the cause of its warming by a few decades.

      Can anyone find a CO2 concentration vs. time graph for the oceans? It would be very telling.
    95. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Surprisingly convincing BBC documentary.

      Well, not even the attribution to the BBC is true. It was broadcast on channel4. The director does not exactly have a sterling reputation either http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Durkin_(televi sion_director) .

    96. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Wow. Not a single reference. Not a single discussion about how CO2 absorption works or how it compares to the absorption of other gases.

      That's a silly comment. Do you seriously believe that Slashdot is the forum for cutting edge research on climate? It's nice that you've read some articles on global warming. This does not qualify you to engage in a debate with climate scientists anymore than having used Excel qualifies you to engage in a debate about running large-scale software projects. To get to the forefront of research in a scientific field requires years of study and hard work. Any comments before you complete these tasks only reflects who you chose to place your trust in. So you have a diagram somewhere? Who the fuck cares, there is no way you or anyone responding to you would be able to prove or disprove this diagram, merely by writing a slashdot post or by linking to some website or another.

      I chose to believe the scientific mainstream on climate, because the scientific mainstream works in every other field. If our knowledge about the world wasn't constantly increasing, we wouldn't have semiconductors, jet engines and GPS. So the scientific method has been shown to work, the scientific mainstream is converging on the correct positions and progress is made. Why wouldn't that work with climate research? What's different in that field that's different from all the others?

    97. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Irrelevant to the argument of warming, the use of the 'C' word is disingenuous. We all know that there are plenty of conspiracies, and anyone who doesn't believe conspiracies exist is not very bright. That being said, it becomes an issue of how big a conspiracy can get, and still keep hold. Historically, we have seen plenty of conspiracies that have involved millions of people. Just take religion as a single undeniable example. We have Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus and various other groups. Now, these groups each have millions of followers, yet their statements of 'fact' are mutually exclusive of each other. This requires millions of people to support each other in the furthering of a lie. I am not going to take sides on which one is right, which ones are wrong, or even if they are all wrong, but it is only possible for one to be right.

      I can't count the number of times I have heard people use 'An Inconvenient Truth' as a reference for their pro warming arguments. That particular movie is loaded with outright lies and half-truths. Huge numbers of numbers of people believe it though. The biggest problem with the whole global warming debate is that there is so much money to be made, by so many people that it is almost impossible to get the real facts.

      A beauty is the line from an 'An Inconvenient Truth' that says "You can reduce your carbon output to 0." Yet, on the other side, we regularly see the crap that the oil industry pulls on us.

    98. Re:Oy vey gevault. by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      All you are is a complete waste of time whose only method of debate is intimidation.
      You mean he works in the Bush administration? :-)

      I'm just trying to burn a little karma to stay warm since my region of the planet obviously isn't warming anytime soon (according to the massive blocks of evidence the grandparent has posted. Oh, wait, he's only cited a crappy BBC show).
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      "False hope is why we'll never run out of natural resources!" - Lewis Black
    99. Re:Oy vey gevault. by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, good post.

      My main concern with the models is that the variables are so "immense" that the system can only be modeled using data provided by the scientist to reach a certain conclusion. For instance, if I was modeling an airplane wing I could rely on data provided to be accurate because it's been tested and in those tests you can see the same results. Now when you model climate the problem becomes the lack of present data to use for variables and some variables are so hard to predict that it would be impossible to simulate with much accuracy. We can predict it will be between 50-75 degrees F tomorrow but we can't predict if it will be 55 F tomorrow at 1 pm EST. There are simply too many variables that we can't predict values for because the system is so complex.

      That's the current state of climate models simply because we need more data. We need to know everything about how climate is affected by different weather patterns, humans, solar activity, etc. But we don't really know those things today, instead plopping in our models variable values we "think" are as accurate as they can be. Which is fair, we simply know what we know and we use that in our science. This is not a problem. The problem comes when these same models, which scientists understand are pretty much educated guesses, comes into the publics hands via PR machines such as Al Gore or large Eco Non Profits who need the doom and gloom to fund their "machines" of profit. Then the model becomes "fact" and is used in policy making. This is dangerous. My "demand" is simply for more accurate models when we need to make such important decisions. I think that's fair.

    100. Re:Oy vey gevault. by catbutt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Religion is not a hoax. Most of the people who spread religion actually believe it. I think it is crap, but not a hoax. Very, very different thing.

    101. Re:Oy vey gevault. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Creationists . . . I don't even know where to start. Creationism is more reasonable than Flat-earth theory, but not much. The only real defense there is it is hard to make your own experiments to test evolution. You could see how you are a combination of your parents and extrapolate from there. I suppose you could take a weak antibiotic once a month until you develop some resistant bacteria or something, but that is a whole different variety of bad idea. I thought of this experiment once, to 'prove' evolution.

      Basically, the most reasonable creationists will argue that mutation can explain variations within a species, but cannot produce new species. So white moths can turn black, but you won't get a fish developing new organs or limbs, or turning into a frog. You can get variation, but not new species. God, with His intelligence, created all the various species in the six days of Creation account for in Genesis.

      So what we would have to show is the arising of a new species. Here's the experiment:
      • Start with a species that is well-described both morphologically and whose entire genome is mapped. I think fruit flies would be a good example, since they have short life spans, are easy to care for, and are probably well understood.
      • Put the species in a dual-part environment. One part is like their natural environment, where they can survive. The other half of the area is a place where they can't survive very well, but there might be an opportunity to exploit. For fruit flies, this might be a 'flying zone' where they can fly about, and also have a place to land, lay their eggs, whatever they do on land. Also they have food here. The second part would be maybe a water area, that has food. Hopefully, they don't drown in water, but could make it back to shore after treading water a bit.
      • See if they develop mutations that allow them to exploit the other environment -- i.e., they start eating the food in the water.
      • If there are no beneficial, selective mutations, put pressure on the 'safe' environment. For fruit flies, take away some space, or limit the amount of food in the safe environment. Or add some radiation to increase mutation rates.
      • Repeat ad naseum over a few thousand generations.
      • Document every dead organism that you take out of the environment. Describe it physiologically, map its genome, create an evolutionary tree of the entire population. Put each dead organism on ice you can study it in the future. This data will demonstrate each and every mutation that eventually led to a new species.
      • If you start to see beneficial mutations that allow it to adapt to the hostile environment, put more pressure on the safe environment. Less space, less food, more radiation, etc.
      • If need be, branch a population that has adapted to the new environment that only has the hostile conditions. Create another dual-condition space where they must evolve even more to exploit the conditions of the new hostile environment.
      If mutation does drive evolution, after several thousand generations, we should see new proteins, tissues, organs, and macro-scale morphological changes. Eventually you will get an organism that cannot reproduce with descendants of the friendly-environment descendants. If it looks different enough, nobody would seriously claim that this is not a new species, a new organism.

      Although, some stubborn creationists will argue that this would only be evidence of intelligence design. The intelligent human experimenters, who Genesis tells us are like a God and has the intelligence of God, created the new species, so it can't ( not doesn't, but can't ) happen naturally, without intelligent intervention). There people will never be convinced by any amount of evidence. Whatever natural event that might look like evolution was actually driven by an intelligence, either God or God-like man. But a reasonable interpreter would have to concede that these stressful environments *can* happen in nature, and that new species can evolve without intelligent intervention.
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    102. Re:Oy vey gevault. by e2d2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You just hit all the standard talking points, don't you? Show me that this theory was anything other than a footnote (as opposed to a broadly held consensus view).

      Well here is a newsweek article from 1975 which states that global cooling is(was) coming:http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/cooling1.pdf

      Does it matter what the scientific consensus was in 1975 if the public was made to believe a certain view based on "scientific evidence"? No, the only thing that matters is that global cooling was credited as legit in the mainstream press, albeit it's not the wide spread panic / money making machine that global warming is today.

      So that's where the skepticism comes from. It's not baseless or a simple talking point, it's real history. Shocker, science has been wrong before and the public was made to believe the wrong thing. So that's where you get the skeptics from.

      Honestly I don't understand why people so involved in science are outright angry at global warming skeptics. If anything they should embrace skepticism within their own work and prove with testable evidence that it actually is man made, instead of just calling someone a idiot in so many words because they don't believe.

    103. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I'll just pick the low-hanging fruit
      You say that as if it's a different pattern from every other post you've made.

      I'll repeat myself: I'm not answering any more of your questions until you learn to answer mine. I have no intent of humoring you in your tirade of obviously false nonsense, under the mechanism of "I'm not wrong if I haven't admitted it."
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      StoneCypher is Full of BS
    104. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Start citing sources for data, because on this case, you're dead wrong.

      "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."

      The ordinary understanding is that man causes global warming. If you want to refute this claim, you'll need to do more than stomp your feet and shout "no it's not!"

      Come up with a link or a cite. your argument is worthless without it.

    105. Re:Oy vey gevault. by hazee · · Score: 1

      I suggest that it is you who should look again at the details of the Kyoto protocol. Specifically, at the definitions of "Annex I" countries. The Kyoto protocol would actually benefit under-developed countries, by giving them carbon credits to sell.

      The "documentary" you refer to was, as others have pointed out, not from the BBC, and has been comprehensively debunked since. It was certainly very well made, but misleading in the extreme.

      If you were to check what the BBC actually has to say about Kyoto, you'd get a much more accurate picture - the US pulled out, at least in part because poor countries weren't being restricted enough - they thought it was unfair competition. Now who's holding back international development?

      Incidentally, as for wars in Africa, I don't recall Rwanda being about food. Or Darfur. And Zimbabwe, funnily enough, started off with an excess of food before descending into its current state.

    106. Re:Oy vey gevault. by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Please stop saying things like "massive amounts of blah blah." Either cite it or it doesn't exist.
      No, I am not going to cite every climate paper that exists.


      One appropriate one would do. One which you don't get confused in citing a single paragraph of the exerpt and ignore the rest of what it says. Also, it'd be nice if you'd defend the claims you're being asked to defend, instead of the ones you feel comfortable hiding behind.

      And before you waste your time ranting, please remember that what I was talking about was the Sun's magnetic field, not its luminosity. The magnetic field determines the solar wind, which in turn governs cloud cover through the suppression of cosmic rays. Cloud cover comes into solar heating a hell of a long time beore greenhouse gasses do.

      Please stop arguing with half-assed guesses about what I meant. Not every impact the sun has on our temperature is about its brightness.
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      StoneCypher is Full of BS
    107. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      You said most. That is because it is not everyone. When your talking about that many people, "some" becomes a very vary large number. Besides, I don't think that you will find a global warming skeptic that thinks EVERYONE that promotes the idea of global warming is in on the 'lie'. I think most people would agree that most people who defend the global warming theory, do in fact believe it. The problem is that most people, just like with religion, are getting their information from a comparatively small set of sources that have other agendas.

      I would say that hoax might be a poor term for a lie that is intended to consolidate money and power, but it doesn't change the fact that millions of people being involved does not prove something isn't a lie.

    108. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Chris+Carollo · · Score: 1

      Haven't enough people linked to the IPCC report already in this thread? If you seriously believe that global warming is a "natural cycle" caused by the sun, well, you simply haven't done your homework.

      http://www.ipcc.ch/SPM040507.pdf

    109. Re:Oy vey gevault. by yawn9 · · Score: 1

      Creationists . . . I don't even know where to start. Creationism is more reasonable than Flat-earth theory, but not much. The only real defense there is it is hard to make your own experiments to test evolution. You could see how you are a combination of your parents and extrapolate from there. I suppose you could take a weak antibiotic once a month until you develop some resistant bacteria or something, but that is a whole different variety of bad idea.
      As I tell everyone else, there's not a real contradiction between believing in creation and evolution. It's just with creation the evolution starts much, much farther down the line...
    110. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Jasper__unique_dammi · · Score: 1

      When you can predict next month's weather with scientific accuracy then and only then will you be allowed to predict what it will be like in a 100 or 1000 years. The argument does not make sense, there are lots of things you cannot predict a lot of things about, but you can determine what happens at large. Seems to me that one can only be a skeptic by taking down the actual theory, the problem of that is that by far, most people are unable to form a decent opinion. I agree, that discussion has been diseased though. Both by overzealous eco-groups as industry, and probably over-hyping reports.
    111. Re:Oy vey gevault. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Since you've decided to reply after all... did I provide you with a link to Wikipedia? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm supposed to keep answering your changing assertions, incorrect citations and challenge data that you keep pulling out of your ass. Snicker. Nice try. It's amazing - I'm not even asking you to provide any serious research paper, just to back up one easily verified claim. And you can't even manage that.

      I'm still laughing. I've also noticed you went to the trouble of adding me to your list of foes... Since that means you get a +1, I now get to be entertained by you anytime you post. Nice.

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    112. Re:Oy vey gevault. by arbie · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to form an opinion on this subject, and its hard becasue its not my area. The question I have about the ice cores is why does the ice core data not go right up to the present day.

    113. Re:Oy vey gevault. by syphax · · Score: 0

      Does it matter what the scientific consensus was in 1975 if the public was made to believe a certain view based on "scientific evidence"? No, the only thing that matters is that global cooling was credited as legit in the mainstream press, albeit it's not the wide spread panic / money making machine that global warming is today.


      Yes, it does matter. How many people read this article? Were influenced by it? Read the book, watched the movie? Total media saturation? Mmmmm, no.

      There were no treaties.

      No pledges signed by multinationals.

      No regional initiatives to battle global cooling.

      There were observations, some extrapolation of trends, some concern.

      From the article: "Just what causes the the onset of major and minor ice ages remains a mystery." No mechanism. Not exactly an ironclad endorsement of the science.

      Honestly I don't understand why people so involved in science are outright angry at global warming skeptics.


      Because most of the skepticism has such a clear ideological motivation, and is so devoid of rigor. Most of the big-name skeptics have engaged in activities that are shameful. I specifically refer to Pat Michaels' outright lies to Congress about James Hansen's 1988 testimony (turns out his predictions pan out fairly well 20 years later), but there are many other examples.

      And the small-time skeptics are worse. Every GHG post on ./, I see the same tired talking points that have been debunked from here to Kalamazoo. The Swindle thing has amplified the dumbest of these.

      Apparently on ./ it's become kool to be a skeptic, because that must mean you're smarter than the dumb crowd that buys into the IPCC consensus. Peak oil is also fashionable around here now for similar reasons.

      I say this over and over. Here are the facts:

      CO2 emissions: Current trend is due to humans. If you can debunk that you deserve a goddamn Nobel. It's not the volcanoes.
      CO2 emissions on climate: There is an impact. Arrhenius had this figured out more or less in 1896.
      Climate sensitivity to CO2 emissions: There's enough uncertainty here to have a debate. Have at it. But few skeptics talk about this (Lindzen at least has a theory that may not be completely full of crap), other than to say "It's the sun, duh."
      Climate impacts on ecosystems and human society: Lots of uncertainty here to discuss. But I would submit that uncertainty does not equal an excuse for inaction. And uncertainty is also not proof of absence.
      Finally: the models are imperfect. But the findings of the IPCC et al. are not exclusively model-based. There's work on things like climate sensitivity that is "gasp!" based on empirical observation.

      So, in short, I am personally angry at skeptics b/c they are wasting time on the dumb stuff, and not paying enough attention to the interesting stuff. And their thinking is dominated by idealogy (this of course applies to both sides).
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    114. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up and sideways.

      "Shocker, science has been wrong before and the public was made to believe the wrong thing. So that's where you get the skeptics from."

      Sometimes, I think of science as a process of collective questioning, exploration, and discovery. It is the church of those who have faith in experience that can be repeated and shared. It has faith that miracles are exceedingly rare,... except the ones that are repeatable - by anyone who carefully follows the recipe.

      If seen as a process, I'm not sure what can meant by "science has been wrong before...." Perhaps, there are goals outside of searching for consistent, theoretical basis for reality may not comfortably address, but there are "rules" that are seen as "good and worthwhile," even to those in the thrall of theorizing, exploration, discovery. If science led to public harm, I would understand that best as, "Science being wrong." Sadly, I believe there have been men/women who had no conscious intentions of harming anyone, but who developed theories and devices that have been purposefully used by some to hurt others. Also, and possibly much more serious, there have *accidents* with devices because it was assumed that science is right and good, when it is ... what it is. [Some may argue "But it was in defense,"... well, I obviously couldn't have meant those people, could I?]

      "Honestly I don't understand why people so involved in science are outright angry at global warming skeptics. If anything they should embrace skepticism within their own work and prove with testable evidence that it actually is man made, instead of just calling someone a idiot in so many words because they don't believe."

      I'm fine with the first sentence,... but I'm uncertain about the concept of "proof" when applied to science. That said, a relaxed scepticism allows folks to discuss this type of stuff without the rancor that you and I unnecessary and counter-productive.

      What's the harm in acting civilly. How can we ask folks who are physically at war to find a path to peace, when we go ballistic on each other in situations like these?

      I recognize that it feels wonderful to paint someone else a fool,... but consider the repercussions... consider ....

      I think we're looking for more light and less heat,... ooops.

    115. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      One appropriate one would do. Foukal et al. also found no evidence for any non-brightening solar effects on climate, you know.

      Also, it'd be nice if you'd defend the claims you're being asked to defend, instead of the ones you feel comfortable hiding behind. I did defend them. You, by contrast, have not even cited any peer reviewed literature supporting your claim, despite insisting on such citations from everyone else in this thread. It's really rather pathetic.

      And before you waste your time ranting, please remember that what I was talking about was the Sun's magnetic field, not its luminosity. I cannot "remember" that you were talking about the Sun's magnetic field, because you said nothing about the Sun's magnetic field. You said only, "I do also believe that our "Global Warming" is just another planetary cycle of which has been occurring for million/billions of years prior to the existence of the first human. Actually, it's primarily solar." Perhaps you may have mentioned the Sun's magnetic field somewhere else in the thread, but it's not my responsibility to read every post you've ever written in order to to read between the lines of your missing justifications.

      But now that you bring it up, there is no evidence for any "planetary cycle" involving the Sun's magnetic field which has been occurring for million/billions of years. At best, there is the 11-year solar cycle, which not even contrarians claim is what is responsible for global warming.

      I challenge you to produce published data supporting the existence of such a cycle.

      The magnetic field determines the solar wind, which in turn governs cloud cover through the suppression of cosmic rays. Cloud cover comes into solar heating a hell of a long time beore greenhouse gasses do. I challenge you to produce published data supporting the existence of any declining trend in cosmic ray incidence that corresponds in timing, rate, and magnitude with the trend of global temperatures over the last 40 years.

      There is no evidence that cosmic rays have any significant influence on cloud cover, let alone on climate. If you're tempted to cite a certain author featured in the Global Warming Swindle documentary you seem to take on faith, please note that (a) he did not actually show a correlation between cosmic rays and climate, and (b) then read Damon and Laut (2004). I could point you to many other criticisms on RealClimate, but since you seem to feel that publication is more important than the actual scientific arguments involved, I won't bother.
    116. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly convincing BBC documentary. That's the first error right there: it isn't from BBC, but from Channel 4.
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    117. Re:Oy vey gevault. by tfoss · · Score: 1
      You're right in implying there's an element of deception in the global warming "debate". People mistake correlation for causation all the time, often because they're told to and they're unable to think for themselves.

      It is true that there is deception in the "debate." Calling it a debate is the deception.


      Many mistake global warming correlating with higher CO2 with a global warming caused by CO2. Having perused material on the matter, and discussed it with colleagues who track this, there is no evidence to suggest that higher CO2 causes the global warming we are seeing today.

      Correlation does not imply causation. Correlation does, however, suggest that something is going on, and offers a good place to start looking. Correlation combined with a good hypothesis backed up by experimentation, does give you a reason to suspect causation.

      CO2 is a greenhouse gas, that is *not* debatable, simple physics tells you that (water vapor is to, but we aren't anthropormorphically changing its level like we are with CO2).


      Worse is that the lack of balanced scientific debate on the topic, and the number of lemmings who blindingly need to point a finger without any actual evidence, is undermining the ability to observe and make rational opinions.

      I have an idea, why don't we let the scientists work on it, and come to a consensus? That way we don't have ignorant (in the non pedantic connotation) slashdotters bitching about a lack of "balance." Oh, right, that's been done.


      However, it's Slashdot. It's a populous opinion. Don't take it personal when the lemmings come and mod you down for, God forbid, positing something contrary to the convenience of their finger-pointing! :)

      Not sure what that wonderful game has to do with this, but I'm all for early 90's references. Posting contrary ideas is all fine and good, but when the topic is a scientifically determinable question, and you are on the incorrect side, you're gonna catch shit. Arguing that evolution is wrong, or that gravity is only a 'theory' will do the same thing.

      -Ted

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    118. Re:Oy vey gevault. by benj_e · · Score: 1

      That "guy" is Shan de Silva, who's like, ya know, a volcanologist. He was chair of the Space Studies department at UND up until, um, 2006 IIRC. The email address you saw with space in it was probably space.edu - the Space Studies department domain.

      Unlike you, not only has he read peer-reviewed literature, he has contributed to the greater body of work on the subject of volcanoes.

      Oh, just so you know - UND Space Studies is an interdisciplinary program, covering Earth and space science and law/policy/economics of space exploration (warning, not a complete list of subjects).

      Now, I guess I'd better get back to my paper on Space Situational Awareness since it's due on Sunday.

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    119. Re:Oy vey gevault. by benj_e · · Score: 1

      One problem with the idea that global warming is all extra solar output is the 'ol "Faint Young Sun" paradox.

      How about we spend less time arguing about fault/causation, and more time on mitigation. Or at least some time discussing that?

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    120. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If you'd like to discuss mitigation, feel free to start a thread on that. In the meantime, the fact that such obviously wrong arguments such as stonecypher's keep getting modded up shows that there is much more work to be done educating people on attribution/causation. You can't get people to the table on solutions when they won't even admit there's a problem.

    121. Re:Oy vey gevault. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you couldn't be bothered to go read the rest of the Wikipedia entry on the documentary you found so very convincing. I strongly urge that you do so now, because it's damning in a hundred ways.

      If you can't be bothered to do so, then allow me to quote the considered, measured response of the "neutral" creator of The Great Global Warming Swindle, Martin Durkin: "Don't be a daft cock."

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    122. Re:Oy vey gevault. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Global warming on Mars? No.

      A few points that the simplistic "orb o' fire" theory overlooks:

      1) Total solar irradiation hasn't increased noticeably since we started taking satellite measurements.

      2) Mars is not Earth.

      2a) We don't understand Martial climate nearly as well as Earth climate.

      2b) We don't have global temperature measurements or global CO2 measurements for Mars.

      2c) Martian atmosphere is much thinner than Earth atmosphere, leading to lower thermal inertia.

      3) Regional changes (in this case at the poles) do not necessarily reflect global changes.

      This is not a good talking point to be flinging about.

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    123. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      1) Solar intensity does fluctuate noticeably, and in a known pattern http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2003/17jan_solc on.htm

      2) Correct, Mars isn't Earth. It is free of human influence and yet still experiences drastic climate changes.

      3) Correct, and yet a majority of the proponents of global warming on Earth point to Regional changes (in this case at the poles). Why is this ok for showing global warming here, but not there?

      Those were not good talking points to be flinging about.

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    124. Re:Oy vey gevault. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "I realize it's traditional for people defending global warming to do so without actual data"

      Debunk this fucktard.

      "You guys need a history lesson."

      Since I grew up in the 60's and actually remeber the global cooling thing it's much more likely that you suffer from poor comprehension skills.

      "Mount Saint Helens released more CO2 than humanity has in its entire existence"

      Oh please, very few people here are that stupid. I can only assume that either you are an exception, or you are deliberately trolling.

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    125. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Again - where's your data?

      I'll use yours. I see spikes every 130,000 years across the entire timeline. You're seeing what you want to see.

    126. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I chose to believe the scientific mainstream on climate, because the scientific mainstream works in every other field. If our knowledge about the world wasn't constantly increasing, we wouldn't have semiconductors, jet engines and GPS. So the scientific method has been shown to work, the scientific mainstream is converging on the correct positions and progress is made. Why wouldn't that work with climate research? What's different in that field that's different from all the others?

      The reason that field is different from other areas of science is because predominantly tree hugging hippies with a political agenda enter in to it. Be offended if you want, but you know I'm right....

    127. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are more than a dozen things on this planet that regularly put out more CO2 than we do."

      Time for the old bath analogy.

      We have a bath which is half full. The plughole is open and the water is flowing out at X gallons per minute. The faucet is also on and depositing X gallons a minute. Everything is in balance. If we then put in an extra Y gallons per minute where Y X, the bath will ultimately overflow.

      "That the CO2 rates follow the temperature rates for six hundred million years, and that our current CO2 and temperature rates fit that model perfectly, should be all the evidence you need. "

      That the causation was in one direction in the past does not preclude the causation being the other direction at another point of time. To assume that causation always remains the same is a simplification but it is not supported by the physical evidence it is not a useful simplification for any model of the atmosphere and has to be rejected.

      A lot of climate scientists would be overjoyed if it turned out that global warming wasn't going to be a problem and/or humans are not contributing (although in some ways it is more worrying if it is a natural cycle as then there is basically nothing we can do to reduce it). Many of these scientists have children and would like to see them grow up in reasonable comfort. Global warming has the possibility to damage the chances of this happening and alarms these people for this reason.

      It is not impossible that the science is wrong, but I can't see that there is some huge conspiracy to promote some sort of trick on people - the number of scientists is large and their views fairly diverse. It would need to be an unbelievably huge conspiracy.

      Personally I hope that global warming turns out to be something that levels out at a level which is not too harmful for humans and the ecosystem (which we depend on for food etc) whether it turns out that humans are to blame, it is a natural cycle, or a bit of both. I'd hope too that it means that we can continue with a good standard and quality of life. I have no desire to go back to the stoneage. I just hope that we will have a soft landing.

    128. Re:Oy vey gevault. by sunspot42 · · Score: 1

      Well here is a newsweek article from 1975 which states that global cooling is(was) coming:http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/cooling1.pdf

      Oh well, that's it, then. Because everyone knows Newsweek is the world's definitive science journal . . .

    129. Re:Oy vey gevault. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      1) Did you read the link you sent me?

      The total energy coming from the Sun only varies by about 0.1% over each 11-year cycle. For a long time scientists didn't notice it either, which is why the Sun's intensity is called, ironically, the "solar constant."
      The graph looks like it has all these wild spikes and dips, but when you look at the overall difference between the highs and lows, it's the difference between 1369W/m and 1363W/m, which is tiny. Plus there is no overall increase in solar intensity in the last thirty years, so there is no way you can ascribe the current warming trend to it.

      2) But as I pointed out in #1, the most obvious shared influence between the two planets (the intensity of the sun) isn't changing, and can't explain any warming trend we may be seeing on either planet. In short, if global warming is occurring on Mars, it has absolutely nothing to do with global warming on Earth.

      3) Now, certainly there are regional variations in the amount of global warming we're seeing on Earth. But that's tangential to my point. For Earth, we have an excellent record of the global temperature, and we know that the average is going up. For Mars, the evidence of the local change is all we've got.
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    130. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      You are right of course, thanks for pointing that out:

      Shell chairman Sir Philip Watts risks stirring up a controversy in America today when he calls for global warming sceptics to get off the fence and accept that action needs to be taken "before it is too late". - see http://www.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,12 374,912530,00.html

      In a Stanford University address, BP's chief executive John Browne said the United States together with Britain, China and other heavily industrialized nations need to create an "international climate agency" to reduce pollution linked to global climate change. (Look it up on google, and select the cache, there is registration involved otherwise)

      Shell CEO John Hofmeister "It's a waste of time to debate it," he said. "Policymakers have a responsibility to address it. The nation needs a public policy. We'll adjust." - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14733060/

      Bush would outline steps the government will take to reduce emissions of greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/artic les/2007/01/22/bush_set_to_tackle_global_warming/

      Just the typical people you'd expect to be convinced by hippies. Stupid oil executives want us to believe in global warming so that they look good to their hippie friends. And that Bush guy just wants to court support from his hippie constituency.

    131. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think Mars's atomosphere reacts the same as Earths, please feel free to go there and breath the air.

    132. Re:Oy vey gevault. by camg188 · · Score: 1

      I guess the question should have been, "Whatever happened to the all the media coverage about the hole in the ozone?" The way the media covers global warming used to be the way they covered the hole in ozone 10-15 years ago. And before that, how they covered the cold war nuclear proliferation. To the point: the media tries to increase people's fear of these issues in order to increase ratings.

    133. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But swirls in milk are similar to cloud formation (ie we can't predict it very well), and this is a big problem. You see we get most of our energy from the sun, however, the percentage that is reflected from the earth varies based on a lot of factors (and cloud cover is a major one).

    134. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Given that I have personal access to two of the other people contained

      I don't believe you.

      and given that they're not reacting at all in the fashion Wikipedia claims,

      Why should anyone believe the ramblings of some anonymous disturbed poster on slashdot over the people's public pronouncements?

      Carl Wunsch is well known for being excitable.

      Incredible that you should call ad hominem on someone else on this thread.

      (snip some very naive confused ramblings based on misinformation)

      can you point to any actual science that shows any good reason for the CO2 to have that lag

      There are some papers referenced here.

      Cite data or stop feigning familiarity.

      I'm not feigning familiarity. I am not much more familiar with the science than you are, but the conclusions of the experts in the field who have studied the data are clear.

    135. Re:Oy vey gevault. by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      Thank you for persisting in spite of the ideologues.

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    136. Re:Oy vey gevault. by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you scroll a couple of dozens posts up, you'll probably see half a dozen posts saying exactly that.

      Sorry, I didn't think I was responsible for what other people said. Shall I lambast you because of what other people said, too?

      I suppose the phrase "nobody said" when defending one's own arguments could be misconstrued to mean "the entirety of humanity agrees with me." I mean, you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to think that, and it's honestly fairly clear I meant myself.

      Actually, no it's not. If you mean "I never said that" then you should write "I never said that". Using "Nobody said that" is at best a transparent attempt to use deceptive language to imply there are a lot of other people who share your exact same beliefs. It's a dishonest argument tactic and one which does play much better than your being a fool who doesn't understand that people may legitimately disagree with you.

      Yawn. Not by or for me. Exxon isn't paying me any money, and the data I'm reading comes from thermometers. It's kind of hard to bribe a thermometer. Or, didn't you know that weather balloons broadcast their data by radio, and thus couldn't be tainted? Or, has your paranoia gotten so bad that you actually believe the USGS is making faulty hardware to support corporate interests?

      Ah, so anyone who disagrees with you must be paranoid and delusional? As far as I can tell you've only ever provided one source for your data. And that's one movie which was incorrectly sourced as "from the BBC" (a well respected organization) when it was from Channel 4 (a much less respected organization). You claim your information comes from thermometers and weather balloons, and we seem to agree on what both sources report. However, your interpretation of the data seems to be very, very different from the consensus opinion.

      Again, this is only true if you ignore everything other than the last two hundred years. In the Holocene period we were well over 3500 PPM. In the Mesozoic we generally fluctuated between 1400 and 2100 PPM. You're freaking out over the difference between 295 and 380.

      To be clear the Holocene period extends from 10,000 years ago to now. And according to what I've read "This record clearly shows that an atmospheric CO2 concentration from 260 to 280 ppmv was the rule during the preindustrial Holocene, including the early Holocene." http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/286/544 6/1815a

      The information you might be looking at to get your information might include some ice core samples that were accidentally tainted during collection. Of course, those core samples report a level over 300 PPM not 3000 PPM. Of course, I don't know if you "obviously" meant 350 PPM and were just careless yet again with your arguments. It would certainly help if you ever bothered to link the sources for your outlandish claims.

      Jesus god, man, get a sense of perspective. How many times do I have to tell you we're at the bottom of a valley before you quit screaming about how we're going to suffocate a hundred feet up the hill?

      I see while you certainly complain loudly about being held to the truth of your own words, you're certainly not above shoving words down other people's throats. According to the charts I linked above, on the wikipedia climate page, we're are at a 140,000 year high, not a low.

      The Mesozoic period is, of course, about 140 million to 240 million years ago. More commonly known as "the time of the dinosaurs". We didn't even exist as a species that long ago. Interesting enough there is some research, like this article that indicates high carbon dioxide levels may have ended the Mesozoic with a mass species extinction caused by global warming and CO2 levels. Additionally, there ar

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  4. Not all good by tsa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live in the Netherlands. We are now taking measures to prevent the flooding of my country. But, recent calculations show that we can manage the extra water that we will have to cope with.

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    1. Re:Not all good by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      We ment the countries that matter.

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    2. Re:Not all good by jonadab · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I live in the Netherlands.

      Here, let me translate that into English for you:

      "I live on the ocean floor. We call it a polder, but it's pretty much seabed. We've built earthen walls around this section and continuously pump out the water, and we have a lot of experience doing this and are quite good at it now, with triple-redundant pumping stations and seven nines of uptime, but nonetheless flooding is not so much a _potential_ disaster as it is our inevitable, inescapable, pre-ordained fate, i.e., it's really a question of when (not whether) we'll be flooded."

      HTH.HAND.

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    3. Re:Not all good by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 2, Funny

      We may not have oil, but we did make it into Pulp Fiction. I think you've mistaken us for Belgium.

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    4. Re:Not all good by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No I didn't I would insult any country, even the US.

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    5. Re:Not all good by WeAreAllDoomed · · Score: 1
      > We may not have oil, but we did make it into Pulp Fiction. I think you've mistaken us for Belgium.

      and the gloves are off!

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    6. Re:Not all good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a solution for you. Move. Sometimes the easiest answers are the best. NEXT PROBLEM!

    7. Re:Not all good by tsa · · Score: 1

      You're pretty smug for someone who can't even spell his signature right.

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  5. But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by Tavor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the increased popularity of scantily-clad women running around in bikini tops and shorts, due to the heat.

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    1. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      More likely we will dislike the glare on our screens and lower clock speeds due to overheating of our laptops.

    2. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're assuming that someone out there will run around and put up lots of outdoor webcams so that we can watch from our flooded basements...

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    3. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      and for every hot girl there is 10 fat women in T strings.

      There is a good reason why we stay indoors all day.

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    4. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by xzqx · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the increased popularity of scantily-clad women running around in bikini tops and shorts, due to the heat.

      How does heat make scantily-clad women more popular? I thought they were already pretty popular.

    5. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      But we'd have to check them out through webcams, being too pale to step into the light.

    6. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by Troed · · Score: 1

      That's only a problem in the US though.

      http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/66 490086

    7. Re:But most Slashdot readers would enjoy... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      he/she mispoke.. meant to say 'increased population'...'of scantily-clad women running around in bikini tops and shorts, due to the heat.'

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  6. yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes!

  7. Wait a minute... by Lockejaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would the decrease in cold-related deaths be countered by an increase in heat-related deaths?

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by brunascle · · Score: 1

      certainly. but these heat-related deaths would most likely not be in Germany, and so www.spiegel.de doesnt care.

      we've all heard the "but it's cold now, warmer would be better" argument before, but this is the first time i've ever seen anyone take it seriously.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      At least it will improve traffic in Florida because old people won't need to move as far south.....

      But seriously, is it a zero sum game? Will the number of cold deaths be offset by an equal number of heat deaths? Humans are extremely adaptable. Outside of the cockroach, how many other species have been able to thrive in just about any condition? I think this is really just "all part of the cycle". Sure, we are undergoing climate change and sure we are probably the reason that it has accelerated, but, we will survive it....and at some point, it will reverse itself and we will have another Ice Age (anyone else get tired of movie sequels after 2 or 3?). Let spend some effort cleaning up Venus....it's the perfect test bed. That will give us clues as to how to do it for Earth.

      Layne

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Heat related deaths are less common and cold related ones. Also they are easier to prevent. Humans are not very well adapted for cold we are better adapted for heat. If you are in an extream cold environment you need to produce more energy to keep warm, Shivering, foraging for extra clothing and or to make a fire to keep warm. For extream heat we reduce our energy move more slowly, find a place where there is shade, and keep hydrated. When we are healthy it is easier for our bodies to keep ourselvs cool then warm.

      Media Coverage likes to cover deaths caused by exsessive heat waves like the ones in france because they have a change to bring up global warming. But there are a lot more people who die from freezing to death that doesn't get any coverage, usually homeless people, and combined that many homeless people drink to much it makes dealing with cold worse.

      Why do you think kids usually go to summer camps during the summer and only older boy scouts go on winter camping trips. It is because it is much harder to survive in the cold then in heat. We can rough it much easer in heat then cold .

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    4. Re:Wait a minute... by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

      Generally, I find it easier to deal with cold than with heat. I can always put more clothes on, but I can't always take more off.
      (I'm not sure how widely applicable this is)

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    5. Re:Wait a minute... by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was thinking that. Cold is much easier to defend against than heat. All you need is low-tech stuff: clothing, blankets, food, shelter, and if you're really desperate fire. Excess heat is another matter. If the power (and thus the air conditioning) goes out, you've got a real problem.

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    6. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this should not be modded funny at all. In Germany they may yet be save (although, I think it is a gross misconception that you would magically cure the flu with some global warming, but that is another topic), but there are far far worse diseases in the _warmer_ part of the world.

      This is a Science paper about the predicted spread of malaria due to global warming. I am aware of the fact that not all scientists agree on whether or not and how much malaria, dengue, cholera, etc will increase, but to claim that warming is good because it saves us of the flu is a ridiculous argument. Of course, that is what you would expect from a paper like the one it appeared in :)

    7. Re:Wait a minute... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      Humans are not very well adapted for cold we are better adapted for heat. If you are in an extream cold environment you need to produce more energy to keep warm, Shivering, foraging for extra clothing and or to make a fire to keep warm. For extream heat we reduce our energy move more slowly, find a place where there is shade, and keep hydrated.


      Exactly -- it's no fun living in an environment where you have to "slow down" and can't *do* things outside. Speaking for myself, if it gets much above 85-90F, I shut down, get really tired, and sweat like a pig. I'd be just as happy if it didn't get above 75F much.


      Cold I can deal with -- just wear more layers...

    8. Re:Wait a minute... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I used to think it was easier to get warm than to keep cool when I lived in Maine for 20 years and had to deal with high humidity. I now live in Arizona and find that I would rather deal with afternoon temps in the 100F-110F degree range for three months than morning temps in the -10-0 degree range. It is far easier to keep cool when you have low humidity than go keep warm when its just fucking cold out. Sitting outside every evening in the shade sipping a lemonade under a mister when it's above 100F is much more enjoyable than shoveling snow every damn week.

      Global warming??? Bring it on!!!! That means I get another month to swim in my pool, and one month less that I need to use the hot tub.

      (The previous paragraph is light humor and should not be construed as the poster really wanting to bring on global warming and the supposed deaths of many people.)

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    9. Re:Wait a minute... by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not the cold or heat itself that kills, its the bacteria and viruses that spread with it. Very few people freeze to death, lots die from the flu and diseases spread by mosquitoes.

      A warmer climate would definitely spread diseases in Europe that are normally very rare here, as both microbes and large animals migrate. Everything from snakebites to sunburns could cause problems, not because they are bigger issues than the ones related to cold, but because the people are not adapted to them. Here in Stockholm, -20 degrees Celsius is mostly just a cause for annoyance, but if it would strike Madrid, people would die like flies. Sure, in due time, people would adapt. But after how many deaths?

    10. Re:Wait a minute... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Good thinking. And besides, how will we get rid of the gorillas?

    11. Re:Wait a minute... by tloh · · Score: 1

      On a more serious note, the notion of cold-related deaths, especially the flu and other infectious diseases, is very misleading. The cold isn't directly responsible for most of the cause of death. It is the circumstances created by it. When studying emerging infectious diseases a few semesters ago, our professor explained that the cold drives people indoors where large numbers of both the infected and potential victims congregate in crowded places (like apartments, dorms etc). Combined with reduced air circulation to conserve heat and general lack of mobility, people are put at much higher risks of exposure and illnesses can spread with ease. One can easily deduce that hot weather is capable of doing very much the same thing.

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    12. Re:Wait a minute... by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Sitting outside every evening in the shade sipping a lemonade under a mister when it's above 100F is much more enjoyable than shoveling snow every damn week. "

      But working everyday in 110 degree heat sucks ass, at least with snow you don't have to work in it when it happens (unless that is your job, e.g Mr. Plow).

    13. Re:Wait a minute... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Go visit Houston in August, then tell me about 110 degrees.

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    14. Re:Wait a minute... by brownerthanu · · Score: 1

      actually, there will be far more heat deaths prevented cold deaths. the people who end up suffering the most will those least equipped to adapt. study of the last "hot" period in history reveals massive deaths along the equator from drought. it's ironic that the people who will pay most dearly for global warming are the ones who have barely contributed to it.

    15. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll see if they still don't care after they start getting malaria deaths.

    16. Re:Wait a minute... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I still had to drive to work every day, which meant the driveway had to be cleared, sometimes at midnight if it was snowing hard. It also meant I had to shovel a path to the oil fill nozzle and propane tanks. Or deal with the car not starting, etc. I have found that my personal preference is I would rather change a dead battery when it is 110F out than when it is -10F. Your fingers don't freeze, although drinking a quart or two of water before starting is probably a good idea.

      But, it's not for everyone. Just stating what my preference is.

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    17. Re:Wait a minute... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 3, Insightful
      One of the problems in Europe is that the vegetation is geared towards cold weather. During the last ice age vegetation which needed more heat was slowly pushed south. In America it just moved back north once the temperature was on the rise again, but in America the mountain ranges run north-south, while in Europe they run east-west. So in Germany only the vegetation suited for northern climate survived. This vegetation has not been tested against parasites which like it warm.

      So even assuming that Germans will be healthier when the weather is warmer, there could be other problems when the forests are destroyed by parasites and the top soil washes away.

    18. Re:Wait a minute... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find the unpleasantness of Houston has little to do with the temperature at any given time.

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    19. Re:Wait a minute... by SetupWeasel · · Score: 1

      Let spend some effort cleaning up Venus....it's the perfect test bed. That will give us clues as to how to do it for Earth.

      The Venusian day is 243 Earth days. It is roughly .3 AU closer to the sun. Oceans will boil away no matter what.

    20. Re:Wait a minute... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I was more referring to how we could determine whether a technology or set of technologies would improve the atmosphere. I believe it has been said that Venus shows the possible effects of massive global warming. If we can clean it up, then obviously, we could clean up our situation.

      Layne

    21. Re:Wait a minute... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree. It's like the big cat turd on top of the ol' sundae of nasty that is Houston.

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    22. Re:Wait a minute... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      You missed the part where they said:


      It is far easier to keep cool when you have low humidity than go keep warm when its just fucking cold out.

      Having been to Las Vegas over a July 4th holiday, I can categorically agree with the OP when they say it's easier to deal with 100+ temps in low humidity than it is cold temperatures. The first few days I was there the temps were ~120F.

      Did I sweat? Just barely and ONLY under my shirt where the material kept the moisture in. I was outside from sun up to sun down and other than a small tan (sunscreen ya know), it was great being outside.

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    23. Re:Wait a minute... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Which is why the heat in AZ and NV is bearable.

      Houston...*shudder*

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    24. Re:Wait a minute... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It's not just the south either. I grew up in Massachusetts and northeast gets it's share of days in the summer with humidity and temperature both around 100. Yeah, absolute hell.

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    25. Re:Wait a minute... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Thing is, in the South, it's like that for weeks or months on end.

      I like Portland, OR just fine, though. It's beautiful up here!

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    26. Re:Wait a minute... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      No, they'll be canceled out by an increase in tropical diseases. Now please, go back to your government approved bubble of denial.

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    27. Re:Wait a minute... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm in San Diego right now but if I was going to relocate somewhere Portland and Seattle would both be on my short list. Hell, Powell's books alone would be reason enough for me to move to Portland! I loved that place.

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    28. Re:Wait a minute... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      As it turns out, I'm moving to Seattle at the end of the month. The traffic up there is pretty awful, but the city itself is very nice.

      Portland is as close to perfect as I've found. I'll miss this town.

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    29. Re:Wait a minute... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      The real concern is rising ocean levels. Human beings build their major settlements around water, because it provides cheap transportation. Almost all of our major financial and capital cities are port cities. If the sea levels rise enough, we could lose all of them all around the world. This wouldn't be the end of humanity, but it would be the end of the current world as we know it. Imagine losing NY, London, Shanghai, etc. all in a few decades. We can't migrate skyscrapers. They would all be underwater like so many mytho-historical cities. So the modern global society would suffer a great loss in terms of infrastructure, and people and cities currently inland enough would slowly rebuild society.

      It would be the end of the historical era, and a thousand years from now, archaeologists would be scanning the sea floors for the ancient lost cities of what might be called the 'modern era'.

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    30. Re:Wait a minute... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were excess deaths acros Europe (although primarily in France) in 2003. 2007 may be a similar year to 2003. Such summers are expected to be a one-in-three or one-in-two occurence by 2050. Thus it is far from certain that Germany would escape excess deaths due to heat. As to whether the net will be positive or negative on overall population is another matter.

      Warmer winters might be positive for Germany's balance of payments as it might require less natural gas imports for heating, but then by 2050 there might be little natural gas to import and it could be that other sources of winter heat are required. If the solution to this issue is one of improved insulation it will also mean that summer heat will also be less of a problem indoors.

    31. Re:Wait a minute... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's a couple of orders of magnitude lower number. Net result is thousands of people not dead who otherwise would have been.

    32. Re:Wait a minute... by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Most places up north, snow is not an excuse to skip work.

    33. Re:Wait a minute... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > It would be the end of the current world as we know it.

      You should work in Hollywood.

      Global warming is not some kind of enormous earthquake, volcano, asteroid, or alien invasion that's going to sweep in over the course of a long weekend, wipe out 75% of the population and 95% of the infrastructure, and leave us in the stone age. As you point out yourself, ocean levels, if they rise at all, will take decades to do so. It is not even a foregone conclusion that the water will rise significantly. I am not aware of any strong evidence that ocean levels are significantly higher today than they were in 1622 when the Bosphorus froze, though we're pretty sure the earth was colder then and the ice caps a good deal larger. It is possible that the ocean levels will rise -- gradually, but while it would be inconvenient to have to move things inland, it would certainly not be the end of the world as we know it.

      > We can't migrate skyscrapers.

      We can build new skyscrapers, if we need them. (I am not, personally, convinced they're really such a terribly good idea anyhow, but that's another matter for another thread.) Yes, the owners of the current skyscrapers would lose billions of dollars if they had to be abandoned, but calling that "the end of the world" is just overly dramatic. Furthermore there are *lots* of skyscrapers at elevations out of reach for even the most dire global-warming-flood predictions (discounting the movie Waterworld, which also features a man with gills and seas *much* too calm for there supposedly being not much land to block the winds and currents, not to mention precise navigation, down to specific coordinates, with no landmarks for dead reckoning, no star charts, and no accurate clocks).

      > It would be the end of the historical era, and a thousand years from now, archaeologists would be scanning
      > the sea floors for the ancient lost cities of what might be called the 'modern era'.

      Right, because there are no major cities at high enough altitudes to survive a couple hundred extra feet of ocean depth, and all the technology and almost all the people, especially the educated people, are in the major cities. If you're not in New York or L.A., there's pretty much nothing but cornfields and deserts in the rest of the world. Yeah, I almost fell for that line of reasoning. Would have done, if I'd forgotten to wake up my brain this morning. Like I said, you should work in Hollywood. You'd fit right in.

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    34. Re:Wait a minute... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I apologize if I was being overly dramatic. I think you are projecting the Hollywood image on what I'm talking about. It's not an overnight cataclysm where millions die and dogs and raccoons are eating dead bodies in the street. There would be mass migrations, low-level conflicts of gangs, revolutions and civil wars, starvations, but most people would still be alive. I believe it's silly to think that the modern world is somehow immune from the natural disasters that caused so much suffering documented in history. If anything, we are more vulnerable.If we depend on our port cities to feed ourselves with food from around the world. If we can't import food from South America, oil from the middle east, and tractors from China, it will take years to ramp up our home production of food enough to feed everyone. We cannot support our current lifestyles in the US with the domestic production infrastructure we have now. We rely on ports to maintain our lifestyle. Sure, we can eventually ramp up domestic production and become self-sufficient, but that's another process that takes decades.

      We can't migrate skyscrapers, and we can rebuild them, but that takes decades. And it will take a lot longer time if we can't import material, food, and fuel from around the world. The skylines we see today are the result of 100 years of constant building. Just as the collapse wouldn't happen overnight, the rebuilding wouldn't happen overnight. It would take another 100 years for Philadelphia to have a skyline like New York does today.

      Like I said in my post, which I think you overlooked and then repeated as part of your own argument, the balance of power would shift to those people and cities who are more inland. Instead of NY being the financial capitol, it might be Philadelphia or Denver. The other thing is that our port cities are how we ship goods around the world. So if we lose our ports, there goes the current world market as we know it today. Yes, we can and will rebuilt our ports and global shipping infrastructure, but again, that will take decades if not centuries to get that infrastructure similar to what we have today. Sure, Denver might become the next major financial or political capitol, but it will never be a port city. Port cities are the key here, because they are what creates "the world as we know it today". Yes, we can make a new New York somewhere more inland, but we have to build port cities (and ports and ships) next to the sea. If the sea levels change fast enough, we will have a hard time keeping up with it. Thus we won't be able to maintain the material society we live in today, where most of our food and goods come from overseas. We will still have communication with the rest of the world, but we won't be as materially interconnected, because we rely on ships and ports for the transport of goods.

      Just as the past 200 years and the rise of the United States as the global superpower was a major change in the balance of power in the world, the next 100 years would show a shift in the balance of power in various cities and countries. When archaeologists talk about the collapse of a civilization, they are talking about a process that happens over decades or even centuries. At one point, the Aztecs controlled everything that happened in Mesoamerica; 200 years later, the capitol city is a ghost town, and nobody alive then or now considers themselves Aztecs, the rulers of the area. It's the same story with every Empire that doesn't exist today.

      Just take what you think I'm saying about a catastrophe, stretch it out over decades or centuries, and get rid of a lot of death. It will be more a slow collapse of our infrastructure and shifts in the balance of power, which has been documented many times archaeologically and historically. There are dozens of lost cities and abandoned capitols buried beneath the sands and the seas. At one time, they were the centers of power in their regions. Somehow or other, the economy and the society collapsed, people migrated to outlying villages and towns, and the 'Empire' just disappeared. It may happen here in the next century; it might happen in the next 1000 years. The Earth is always changing, at different speeds, and human societies are subject to its machinations.

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    35. Re:Wait a minute... by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      at least with snow you don't have to work in it when it happens (unless that is your job, e.g Mr. Plow).


      You've never lived in any state where a snow storm of 1/4 of an inch doesn't shut down the whole state have you?

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    36. Re:Wait a minute... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I believe it's silly to think that the modern world is somehow immune from the natural disasters that
      > caused so much suffering documented in history

      I don't believe that. There are lots of things that can happen, and some that almost certainly will at some point.

      However, ocean levels rising is too gradual to be a major catastrophe at that level. People like you have been concerned about it since may parents were in gradeschool and to date the anticipated ocean level rises have pretty much entirely failed to materialize. I'm not saying they can't or won't, but I'm saing hat it only happens very slooowly. You said yourself "decades". I suspect more like centuries, but even if it's decades, that's a long time for the kind of thing you're talking about. Populations shift quite a bit in that amount of time, naturally, even without something like the ocean coming along and making the original location less habitable.

      There are specific countries that might become non-viable, notably the Netherlands (which is sinking relative to the land around them, at least partly because draining the water out of the ground reduces its volume and lowers its surface), but civilization as we know it is not going to be ended by a two hundred foot increase in ocean levels over several decades. If it happened over the course of several days, maybe, but that's entirely a different and more catastrophic kind of scenario.

      > If we depend on our port cities to feed ourselves with food from around the world.

      Actually, virtually every first-world country is a net exporter of food. It's one of the key socio-economic features that macroeconomists look at. It's very hard for developing countries to make any real progress toward a healthy economy unless they can first figure out how to feed their own people without importing food.

      And if the ocean levels rise, there will still be port cities. Just as many of them. They'll just be in slightly different places.

      > Instead of NY being the financial capitol, it might be Philadelphia or Denver.

      People aren't that bright. They'll move a few miles inland (at a time) if they have to, not a few hundred miles. If the new location then gets flooded a few years later, then they'll move a few more miles inland. You can see this behavior in places where there are recurring river floods, or in the southeastern US (notably Florida) where hurricanes regularly wipe out enough homes to keep the construction industry operating all the time at a rather higher level than population growth alone could support.

      So there would still *be* a New York City, it would just not be in quite the same place.

      And yes, all that building would be a significant drain on the economy (in that it would consume a significant portion of the GDP), but most first-world countries (certainly all of western Europe and North America) at this point spend more than half the GDP on extremely frivolous things (entertainment, recreation, and so forth), so a little financial hardship is not going to strain things so badly that civilization crumbles.

      > The skylines we see today are the result of 100 years of constant building.
      > Port cities are the key here, because they are what creates "the world as we know it today".

      You're really hung up on the importance of skyscrapers, aren't you. Let me let you in on a little secret: a major port city can operate without a single building more than three stories tall. Skyscrapers are built because the land in an area is valuable, due to crowding, not because having them fundamentally enables anything that wouldn't otherwise be possible. The "hundreds of years of building" you refer to is actually hundreds of years of population growth in and, especially, migration toward the cities. The buildings are only built as fast as they need to be to accommodate the needs. They actually *could* be built rather faster -- well, actually, more like more of them at a time (this is analagous to the differen

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    37. Re:Wait a minute... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      However, ocean levels rising is too gradual to be a major catastrophe at that level.

      Well, if it happens faster than 100 years, then it will be too fast for us to deal with in our major port cities.

      People like you have been concerned about it since may parents were in gradeschool and to date the anticipated ocean level rises have pretty much entirely failed to materialize. I'm not saying they can't or won't, but I'm saing hat it only happens very slooowly. You said yourself "decades".

      And decades and centuries are exactly the amount of time it takes for major cities to be built. That's why I'm saying it would be a slow shift, a 'collapse' in the archaeological sense, on the order of centuries.

      I suspect more like centuries, but even if it's decades, that's a long time for the kind of thing you're talking about. Populations shift quite a bit in that amount of time, naturally, even without something like the ocean coming along and making the original location less habitable.

      Populations do shift, but only if there is an impetus to do so. If you have a perfectly good life in Ireland, why would you leave? Well, you would if there were, say, a potato famine and you were starving. Otherwise, people live in the same cities they have for thousands of years.

      There are specific countries that might become non-viable, notably the Netherlands (which is sinking relative to the land around them, at least partly because draining the water out of the ground reduces its volume and lowers its surface), but civilization as we know it is not going to be ended by a two hundred foot increase in ocean levels over several decades. I think you're misunderstanding what I mean by civilization as we know it. I'm talking about shipping in food from around the world, oil from the middle east, and manufactured goods from China. A single person driving a gas-guzzling car to work every morning. It's not going to be Mad Max, but just a lower standard of living than we are currently used to. You're telling me that if the Netherlands sinks, the world as the Dutch know it is basically the same? How about there being no more Netherlands? Unless you mean 'life as we know it' including shifts of population and power occuring every few centuries, with the rise and fall of various empires. I don't think people include mass migrations and the rise and fall of political states as part of their every life, or "the world as they know it".

      If it happened over the course of several days, maybe, but that's entirely a different and more catastrophic kind of scenario.

      I think we agree that's not what either of us are talking about. Basically I'm saying "life as we know it" is getting up for work in the morning, driving an hour to work in a personal car, buying goods made in China, and pumping gas from Saudi Arabia. I guess you have a different definition of "the world as we know it".

      > If we depend on our port cities to feed ourselves with food from around the world. Actually, virtually every first-world country is a net exporter of food. It's one of the key socio-economic features that macroeconomists look at. It's very hard for developing countries to make any real progress toward a healthy economy unless they can first figure out how to feed their own people without importing food.

      Ok, I'll concede on this one. I don't know much about US food importation/exportation. But we do rely on foreign imports for oil and manufactured items.

      And if the ocean levels rise, there will still be port cities. Just as many of them. They'll just be in slightly different places.

      Right, but my point is that it will take time to build them, it will take decades to get them up to the capacity that they currently operate, and rebuilding will be hindered if we suddenly can't import materials in our underwater ports.

      > Instead of NY being the finan

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    38. Re:Wait a minute... by ccp · · Score: 1

      Excess heat is another matter. If the power (and thus the air conditioning) goes out, you've got a real problem.

      Yes, and this is why every ancient civilization developed in a cold climate.

      Oh, wait... Nevermind.

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    39. Re:Wait a minute... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Well, if it happens faster than 100 years, then it will be too fast for us to deal with in our major port cities.

      You keep saying this, but (other than your extremely dubious assertion about the vital importance of skyscrapers to a functioning port) you never offer any actual reason why this would be the case. It's balderdash. Ten years would be more than enough time to move the essential port industries of any given city inland, if it were *necessary* to move them that fast (which is highly unlikely in the kind of scenario we're talking about).

      > Populations do shift, but only if there is an impetus to do so. If you have a perfectly good life in Ireland,
      > why would you leave? Well, you would if there were, say, a potato famine and you were starving. Otherwise,
      > people live in the same cities they have for thousands of years.

      This is sort of true, but you exaggerate the importance of catastrophe as an impetus. There are other empeti. Thousands of people move to New York City every year just because of the things that are there, that are philosophically attractive to them, e.g., the Statue of Liberty, Broadway, and so forth. Thousands of people also move *out* of the city, to get away from things they don't like, e.g., crime, overcrowding, and smog. Thousands of people move to Florida every year from the northern US, mostly for the weather. Others move north. Many college graduates every year move to a different part of the country just to be farther away from their parents. There are lots of reasons.

      It's not the middle ages anymore. Transportation is cheap now. People move.

      If there's a major impetus, like rising ocean levels turning the state of Florida into an archipelago over the course of three decades, then everyone will be moving in more or less the same direction (inland) rather than all in different directions. (As I think I indicated, I think six centuries is a vastly more likely timeframe, given the extreme slowness, to the point of imperceptibility, of any purported rises of ocean levels thus far. Nonetheless, three decades would be a lot of time for people -- and businesses -- to move.)

      > Right, but my point is that it will take time to build them, it will take decades to get them up to
      > the capacity that they currently operate,

      Why? Why would it take decades? Nothing that is required to operate a port takes more than a few months to build.

      > and rebuilding will be hindered if we suddenly can't import materials in our underwater ports.

      There's that word "suddenly" again.

      > If you need a new job, you move to the next major metropolis. You don't go a few miles down the
      > street and build a cabin. If New York sank, people would move to the nearby metropolises, like
      > Buffalo, Toronto, or Philadelphia, where they already have the housing and infrastructure that
      > they are used to.

      This would be true if New York sank in one day.

      If, however, the ocean levels over the course of a few months rose just enough that at high tide a dozen or two of the lowest buildings in New York became largely unusable, do you think the rest of the city would be abandoned? Quite the contrary, it would countinue to grow, on the inland side.

      > Nobody would take the time and energy to build a new city a few miles outside of New York;
      > they would migrate to an existing city where they would already be building new houses and apartments.

      It's already there. It's called New Jersey.

      > Look at what happened in New Orleans.

      Upwards of a third of the city became unusable in under a week, and it was obvious to all concerned that the rest of the city was a risky place to be as well -- immediately, not in some projected long-term future. That's not even vaguely the same kind of situation.

      > That may be true of small towns in Florida, but look at new Orleans. We haven't seen a major
      > metropolis migrate in the history of the planet.

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    40. Re:Wait a minute... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      > Well, if it happens faster than 100 years, then it will be too fast for us to deal with in our major port cities. You keep saying this, but (other than your extremely dubious assertion about the vital importance of skyscrapers to a functioning port) you never offer any actual reason why this would be the case.

      It doesn't matter if people live in skyscrapers or ranch houses. If it all goes underwater, that entire population is looking for a new home, instead of rebuilding and operating the nearby port.

      The problem is you keep talking about a single port city, but sea levels are *global*. If sea levels rise, that affects all port cities everywhere. There's no rising sea level scenario where you're only talking about one city.

      Water is peculiar in that frozen water has a *smaller volume* than liquid water. So even if an iceberg is floating in water, if it melts, there is a net increase in the volume of water. Add to inland glaciers melting ( the whole continent of Antartica) and the ice shelves, and you're talking about much higher sea levels.

      It's balderdash. Ten years would be more than enough time to move the essential port industries of any given city inland, if it were *necessary* to move them that fast (which is highly unlikely in the kind of scenario we're talking about).

      Okay, but is it enough time to move *all* port operations of every major port city, all around the world? What about the intense competition for construction equipment and building material. What about the fact that we couldn't ship anything in or out of these sea-logged ports?

      > Populations do shift, but only if there is an impetus to do so. If you have a perfectly good life in Ireland, > why would you leave? Well, you would if there were, say, a potato famine and you were starving. Otherwise, > people live in the same cities they have for thousands of years. This is sort of true, but you exaggerate the importance of catastrophe as an impetus. There are other empeti.

      There are other impeti, but I the historical record shows that catastrophe evacuating a city permanently has happened many times over. Pompei was still encased in volcanic ash until we dug it out recently.

      Thousands of people move to New York City every year just because of the things that are there, that are philosophically attractive to them, e.g., the Statue of Liberty, Broadway, and so forth. Thousands of people also move *out* of the city, to get away from things they don't like, e.g., crime, overcrowding, and smog. Thousands of people move to Florida every year from the northern US, mostly for the weather. Others move north. Many college graduates every year move to a different part of the country just to be farther away from their parents. There are lots of reasons.

      Yes, the population of cities fluctuate. But I don't see why you think a natural disaster would change the population in a city in a major way. Lots of people left New Orleans; some came back months and years later; now they are leaving again because very little is being rebuilt, there is little to no infrastructure, and the cost of living is too high. So now people are leaving again. New Orleans is a shell of its former self.

      It's not the middle ages anymore. Transportation is cheap now. People move.

      But transportation *won't* be as cheap if we lose port cities due to sea levels ( which again, means all around the world) rise. If there's a major impetus, like rising ocean levels turning the state of Florida into an archipelago over the course of three decades, then everyone will be moving in more or less the same direction (inland) rather than all in different directions. (As I think I indicated, I think six centuries is a vastly more likely timeframe, given the extreme slowness, to the point of imperceptibility, of any purported rises of ocean levels thus far. Nonetheless, three decades would be a lot of time for people -- and businesses

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    41. Re:Wait a minute... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The problem is you keep talking about a single port city, but sea levels are *global*. If sea levels
      > rise, that affects all port cities everywhere. There's no rising sea level scenario where you're only
      > talking about one city.

      Do you really believe all the major port cities in the world are built at exactly the same elevation? I will just say that if I understand you correctly, I find this position untenable to the point of absurdity.

      > Water is peculiar in that frozen water has a *smaller volume* than liquid water.
      > So even if an iceberg is floating in water, if it melts, there is a net increase in the volume of
      > water. Add to inland glaciers melting ( the whole continent of Antartica) and the ice shelves, and
      > you're talking about much higher sea levels.

      Yes, I had third grade "science" class too. The problem is, there is currently a *LOT* less ice over the polar regions than there was in 1600 (less than half as much in the northern hemisphere), but the ocean levels are, so far as any one can tell, pretty much exactly the same. Almost all of the observed changes in coastline positions within recorded history (excepting the edges of the icepacks, which have retreated considerably) are due to inherently local phenomena, e.g., erosion and deposition (notably around river deltas), volcanic activity, human activity (such as the construction of polders), and so forth. All that meltwater is going somewhere, but the oceans aren't rising much.

      All of which is neither here nor there to my primary argument. Even assuming the meltwater immediately stops going anywhere except directly into rising ocean levels, the change would still be quite gradual.

      > Okay, but is it enough time to move *all* port operations of every major port city, all around the world?

      If it's enough time for one city, why would it not be enough time for another?

      > What about the intense competition for construction equipment and building material.

      Yes, prices would increase. This would be most noticeable in the cost of new housing.

      > What about the fact that we couldn't ship anything in or out of these sea-logged ports?

      What, you think the port industries would wait until it became impossible to ship anything before they did anything about it? Industries exist to make money, man. If the sea level rises enough inches that goods cannot be shipped in or out of a certain port at high tide, 10% of the day, something would be done about it, LONG before it got to the point where nothing could be shipped at all.

      I'm beginning to think you don't know what the word "gradual" means at all. You say "decades", but I am not sure you understand how long that is. A lot happens over the course of decades. Three decades ago, most people in North America had never seen a computer except on science fiction movies and television. Three decades ago the average number of motor vehicles per _household_ in the US was about what it is now per capita. In the three decades from 1970 to 2000, there was a net population increase of over a hundred thousand people in New York City, and that is just in the city proper (Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, and Staten Island) -- the growth in the whole metropolitan area was much larger. The scientific wisdom about which gasses in the atmosphere are causing global warming changes approximately once per decade.

      > Pompei was still encased in volcanic ash until we dug it out recently.

      How did I know you were going to bring up Pompei? Maybe because it is the most famous example.

      Yes, it does happen. But it is a small minority case. There are a handful of such cases, but there are hundreds of the other kind. There are ruins buried beneath practically every city more than 1500 years old, from Belfast to London to Paris to Venice to Istanbul to Corinth to Antioch to Beirut to Jericho to Jerusalem to Alexandria to Tehran to Tashkent to New Delhi to Beijing to Angkor Thom.

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    42. Re:Wait a minute... by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      > The problem is you keep talking about a single port city, but sea levels are *global*. If sea levels > rise, that affects all port cities everywhere. There's no rising sea level scenario where you're only > talking about one city.

      Do you really believe all the major port cities in the world are built at exactly the same elevation? I will just say that if I understand you correctly, I find this position untenable to the point of absurdity.

      I never said that all port cities are built at the same level. You are misunderstanding me.

      What I said was *port cities* would be affect by rising sea levels. Remember, sea levels are global. Ocean ports, by definition, are at sea level. If rising sea levels inundate ports, this would happen all over the world, and all port cities would be dealing with the inundation of the ports!

      All that meltwater is going somewhere, but the oceans aren't rising much.

      Alright, that's fine. I've said I don't know whether sea levels are rising, or how fast they are rising, the effects of global warming and its causes. But in the article I referenced earlier, the port city of Helsinki is planning on dealing with rising sea levels in the next 100 years -- despite the fact that they the land of Finland is rising. And if the Finns are correct, and there will be rising sea levels, it won't be just Helsinki dealing with it.

      All of which is neither here nor there to my primary argument. Even assuming the meltwater immediately stops going anywhere except directly into rising ocean levels, the change would still be quite gradual.

      Could you re-state your primary argument? For conversation sake, all I'm talking about is sea levels rising fast enough to inundate ports, and the effects of that. And by definition, it would be a global issue.

      > Okay, but is it enough time to move *all* port operations of every major port city, all around the world?

      If it's enough time for one city, why would it not be enough time for another?

      Like I've explained before, sea levels are global. Ocean ports are at sea level, by definion. If sea levels rise enough to swamp one port, they swamp *all* ports, all over the world. This means rebuilding of *all* ports *all around the world*, which means scarcer and more expensive materials, on top of the fact that inundated ports can't ship stuff around the world.

      > What about the intense competition for construction equipment and building material.

      Yes, prices would increase. This would be most noticeable in the cost of new housing.

      And rebuilding a flooded port. Which everyone would be trying to do at the same time, because, again, sea levels are global and if one ocean port goes, they all go.

      > What about the fact that we couldn't ship anything in or out of these sea-logged ports?

      What, you think the port industries would wait until it became impossible to ship anything before they did anything about it?

      But they would have to deal with the reality of when to migrate. How soon do you migrate a perfectly good port? When exactly will it be unusable? 10 years? 50 years? 600 years? What if you migrate a port, and nothing happens to the old location? You've totally wasted money, so there is an incentive to wait as long as possible. What if you've waited to long? Well, you can't use the port, because it's underwater. And if you've lost a port because of rising sea levels, and they are continuing to rise, where do you build a new one? You have to build it on sea level. How long would the new one be good for? It would be extremely difficult to get the timing right.

      Industries exist to make money, man. If the sea level rises enough inches that goods cannot be shipped in or out of a certain port at high tide, 10% of the day, something would be done about it, LONG before it got to the point where nothing could be shipped at all.

      Yes, bu

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  8. 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany by Valar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    40,000 more somewhere else from increased range of tropical diseases and their carriers.

    1. Re:40,000 fewer deaths in Germany by crush · · Score: 1

      Pfah! More negativism. There's another positive benefit to increased temperatures: we'll have more insects for more of the year, and insects taste FUCKING AWESOME! It's a good thing too, because they're going to eat all the crops unless we spray a lot more chemicals on them, which would make them poisonous. So it's a win-win, positive opportunity.

    2. Re:40,000 fewer deaths in Germany by owlnation · · Score: 1

      My thinking is that this must be overall positive in Northern climes.

      The winter deaths toll will also include death due to heart attacks and strokes from cold related vasoconstriction as well as increased numbers of accidents due to ice/snow/ice rain, etc.

      Heat related deaths there may be a problem, but one that air conditioning would solve, most houses in Germany don't have that, but of course could (and should, it's pretty stifling in July and August in Berlin as it is).

      Tropical diseases might eventually be a problem, but many of the deadly tropical diseases are preventable or treatable with Western facilities. This being one the the great tragedies of human selfishness - most Africans don't need to die the way they do.

      But what happens when Africa, or South America or Asia gets hotter? I don't think this article is really considering things from their point of view.

    3. Re:40,000 fewer deaths in Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but being that Germans are so efficient... the world would benefit as a whole...

  9. More paid-for "research" from special interests by stevedcc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites.

    A few thoughts:

    How many times have you heard of scientists complaining because an government won't let them spread bullshit?

    How many companies have a vested interest in ignoring/delaying/otherwise interfering in the result of genuine science when it doesn't suit their policies?

    There will always be "scientists" who are willing to say what someone pays them to say. But when you get significant numbers of experts complaining about science being repressed, large scale international focus on the issue and dissenting countries with an administrations that have long standing and close connections to the oil industry, shouldn't anyone in their right minds be suspicious of such stories?

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    1. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Spiegel is a German newspaper.

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    2. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by iknownuttin · · Score: 1
      I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites.

      Um, no offense, but this is a German article.

      And they said that it would good for some, not all - in TFA.

      But you do have a point about some the articles that appear here in the States.

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    3. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by stevedcc · · Score: 1

      And Slashdot is an American Site. I know for sure I've heard of such stories being run in foreign countries to make them seam less biased

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    4. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by LevKuleshov · · Score: 1

      I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites.


      Yes, but Der Spiegel is German.

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    5. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "How many companies have a vested interest in ignoring/delaying/otherwise interfering in the result of genuine science when it doesn't suit their policies? "

      I would be more comfortable listening to anti-consumerism-because-of-global-climate advocates if such a large portion of them not had not earlier been anti-consumerism-because-of-various-reasons-#1-to- #10,000 advocates.

      I would also be more comfortable if UN jobs were not quite as secure as they are and involved less paid-for dinners and less free travel.

    6. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Alethes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites.

      Hmmm, a German media outlet, Der Spiegel, a German author, Olaf Stampf, and a Swedish physicist, Svante Arrhenius. You really didn't read the article before you jumped on the Anti-Americanism bandwagon, did you?

      As for your minority dissent argument (A few "scientists" must be heretics, because the majority disagrees), you might consider that Galileo was considered a heretic because of his accurate minority opinion.

      I'm not saying I agree or disagree with the article, because I don't think we have a clue one way or another what the future holds, but you've completely written off a possibility simply because it doesn't fit in with your political agenda -- kinda like the oil companies from the other direction.

    7. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other people were nice but I'm not. Der Siegel is a fucking German paper you Flaming Fag Of Hell. Take your liberal bleeding ass and die. Ok, I'm done. Flame On!!!

    8. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites.

      And I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of idiots on the "Global Warming is going to kill us all" side. Case in point: this article isn't from an American Newspaper or an American website. It's from Der Spiegel. Name sounds kinda funny for American English doesn't it, like, maybe, because it isn't? As in, it's a German magazine. The article in question is about a German researcher.

      A few thoughts:

      Please spare us. Based on your opening comments, your thoughts aren't worth a lick of spit.

    9. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Pentagram · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As for your minority dissent argument (A few "scientists" must be heretics, because the majority disagrees), you might consider that Galileo was considered a heretic because of his accurate minority opinion.

      Galileo was considered a heretic (in a literal sense!) by the Church rather than his fellow scientists. This was because other scientists, after reading his arguments, were agreeing with him!

    10. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

      There will always be "scientists" who are willing to say what someone pays them to say....

      This is a problem. If a lawyer betrays the ethics of his profession, he can be disbarred. If a physician betrays the ethics of his profession, he can lose his medical license. There is no official license to practice science.

      From the other end, another result fo this is that any joker call him/herself a scientist and claim to be providing scientific information, with no penalty if s/he's not. Ah, but if someone says they are a physician and give medical treatment, they can go to jail. If they claim to be an attorney and give you legal advice, there are severe penalties also.

    11. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by ev0l · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No Galileo was convicted of being a heretic because of a book he wrote and published "Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems" in which he mocked the pope.

      http://webexhibits.org/calendars/year-text-Galileo .html

      -Will

    12. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by ChetOS.net · · Score: 1

      He was considered a heretic because his book was written in Italian (the common language) rather than Latin. He was supposed to be pandering to the church and intellectuals, and we was talking straight to the people.

      He was not condemned because of his beliefs, in fact, the pope wanted him to expound on his theories, just not in Italian.

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    13. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      Timecube guy and the over-unity energy guys are also in the scientific minority. Being in the minority doesn't mean you're right either. In fact, gallileo wasn't persecuted by the science community (such as it was) for being in the minority, he was persecuted by the church because his theories opposed religious doctrine.

      We don't know in detail what climate change will do. Humans have prospered because we adapted our environment to our advantage. Now we're about to find out how well we do as the environment extensively changes beyond our control. Given how well we normally react to big changes, I'm guessing it's not going to be fun.

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    14. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Galileo was considered a heretic (in a literal sense!) by the Church rather than his fellow scientists. This was because other scientists, after reading his arguments, were agreeing with him!

      Umm, no. Galileo was referred to the Inquisistion by a scientist he had accused (baselessly) of plagiarism. Apparently, Galileo was a bit of a curmudgeon (a rude asshole might be a better description), with no social skills to speak of.

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    15. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Locklin · · Score: 0

      A. Galileo had the evidence on his side (not something the oil companies have).
      B. Galileo was prosecuted by the church primarily, not any sort of scientific community. The arguments used against him were biblical, and his sympathising coleagues were afraid to be prosecuted by the inquisition.

      That was a very different time and situation.

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    16. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by pingveno · · Score: 1

      Galileo's persecution was fundamentally different, even ignore that the heretic accusation didn't come from other scientists. He was introducing a radically new concept. Minority "dissidents" in global warming aren't introducing new concepts. They're just going against a well proven theory.

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    17. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      As for your minority dissent argument (A few "scientists" must be heretics, because the majority disagrees), you might consider that Galileo was considered a heretic because of his accurate minority opinion.

      The thing about sience is that eventually all these heretics like Galileo, Newton, Copernicus, Darwin, Einstein... made it into the mainstream. The majority of other people who were considered fruitcakes at the time they presented their ideas, are still considered fruitcakes. That's because after a long period of deliberation and initial rejection of their ideas, other scientist were not forced to accept them by the overwhelming evidence. Though obviously the scientific mainstream is always lagging behind the thought leaders, it will eventually move onto the right path. We know that because the result of science - increased knowledge about the workings of the world, is measurable: we can now send vehicles to Mars, we can run computer networks all around the globe, we can travel to far away destinations in jet planes which use GPS navigation systems. None of these things were possible in Galileo's time. At any given time (unless you are personally an expert in the field) it makes more sense to trust the scientific mainstream then the possible genuises who could also be possible fruitcakes. As we know from observation the genius to fruitcake ratio is very low, and the scientific mainstream will identify the geniuses in time - as it has always done.

      The best way for a scientist to make a career is to be part of the genius vs fruitcake analysis process. There are no nobel prizes handed out for people who write articles stating that they agree with the already established findings of the mainstream, or that they've repeated what many others before them have already measured. If you want funding, recogition and respect, you need to come up with things others have not thought of. If you can take an established theory and punch holes into it, you've struck gold. It's your own self-interest which is moving forward your field of research.

    18. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Ummm, maybe he was talking about slashdot. You know that American website you are on right now where we all linked to the article from?

      Of course if he was trying to point out an anti-global warming bias in slashdot I imagine he'll have some trouble making the case.

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    19. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by ElboRuum · · Score: 0

      "you might consider that Galileo was considered a heretic because of his accurate minority opinion"

      You might also consider that his detractors weren't scientists. They were clergy. If it were a bunch of televangelists telling the world's scientists that evolution is bunk and that this represents the majority opinion, would not make the opposing view of those scientists a minority opinion. Because religion and science are not in the same sphere.

      Galileo was imprisoned because the brokers of power at the time felt threatened by the truth. The same goes today.

    20. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      Except we've advanced quite a bit since the days of Galileo, and you'd be laughed at if in an astronomy discussion pulled out something he had written. Not that it would necessarily be wrong, but we do have some more up-to-date predictions and theories.

      Same goes for this physicist, he did after all die in 1927 or so, as global warming theories were still just mad men's ramblings.

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    21. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "From the other end, another result fo this is that any joker call him/herself a scientist and claim to be providing scientific information, with no penalty if s/he's not."

      That's simply not true. The most important thing a research scientist has is his credibility, which will suffer if he continually forwards crackpot ideas.

    22. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Ummm, maybe he was talking about slashdot. You know that American website you are on right now where we all linked to the article from?

      That might've been the case, but I suspect the likely answer is he had a reflexive pavlonian response and just assumed that the article and the publisher were American and posted his quick, not-so-witty retort.

    23. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many companies have a vested interest in ignoring/delaying/otherwise interfering in the result of genuine science when it doesn't suit their policies?

      And how many politicians are twisting a hotly debated THEROY for political gain?
      And how many kool-aid drinkers parrot out what they have never researched as fact in the comments today?

    24. Re:More paid-for "research" from special interests by DigiShaman · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Galileo was considered a heretic (in a literal sense!) by the Church rather than his fellow scientists.

      Ahh, history repeats itself! Global Warming is the new "religion" and Al Gore is its prophet among the followers. Let's just hope we don't get submitted to another Inquisition in the future.

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  10. Tan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as I could maintain my tan...

    Thanks,
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  11. Cold related deaths? by bahwi · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hate to tell you, but you can get the flu in summer. But all that aside, people die every year here in Texas because of the heat.

    1. Re:Cold related deaths? by doktor-hladnjak · · Score: 1

      Definitely true. Flu season happens in the winter in places like Europe, the US and Canada not strictly because it's cold at that time. People are not generally more susceptible to the flu in cold conditions. The main reason is that because of the cold weather, we all tend to spend more time inside enclosed buildings in the winter where it's easier for the flu to spread. In tropical climates which don't ever get cold, flu season tends to be during the wet season.

    2. Re:Cold related deaths? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      What I find odd is how many Europeans died from the heat vs the US. 35,000 Europeans in 2003 vs 3,442 Americans in 1999-2003 (yes, a 5 year total). Maybe some of the difference in attitude towards global warming can be explained by the difference in mortality rates.

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    3. Re:Cold related deaths? by nothing+now · · Score: 0

      two words: air conditioning

    4. Re:Cold related deaths? by mattsucks · · Score: 1

      Hate to tell you, but you can get the flu in summer. But all that aside, people die every year here in Texas because of the heat.
      DALE: That's code for U.N. commissars telling Americans what the temperature's going to be in our outdoors. I say let the world warm up, let's see what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali has to say about that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska!

      HANK: Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas! It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm going to kick your ass!
    5. Re:Cold related deaths? by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      My guess is hydration. I spent a week in Berlin last year and it was ludicrously difficult to get a glass of water pretty much anywhere we went. Well, you could get metallic tasting carbonated water everywhere, but I refuse to believe anyone (sane) can drink that crap.

      Of course, I might just be weird, I drink 2 to 5 liters of water a day.

    6. Re:Cold related deaths? by tm2b · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali was replaced by Kiki-Moon Moon nearly half a year ago...

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  12. More heat related illnesses? by businessnerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu
    Wouldn't this also mean that there would be an increase in heat related illnesses and deaths like heat exhaustion?
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    1. Re:More heat related illnesses? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Never mind the loss of marine food supplies, since warmer water is less oxygenated and supports far less life. Major, major implications for world food supply and deaths from starvation.

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    2. Re:More heat related illnesses? by Ploulack · · Score: 1

      Add to this, winter cold is a great disinfectant. Bacterias die in coldness but thrive in warm weather.

  13. Life finds a way by WrongMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't know if you can call it good or bad, but life will adapt. Some species will die off others will thrive. Humans? We're the best adapters of them all.

    1. Re:Life finds a way by dcskier · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm going to have to vote for the cockroach as best adapter. Those bastards won't die.

    2. Re:Life finds a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans? We're the best adapters of them all.

      No, we're terrible at adapting. Living in a cold climate? We don't evolve extra hair, we take fur from other animals and cover ourselves in it. Living in a hot climate? We don't evolve extra sweat glands, we build machines that run on electricity to cool us down and make ice.

      Practically every invention since the dawn of time has been made in a concerted effort to not adapt. After all, adaptation is something your descendants benefit from, and we are far more selfish than that.

    3. Re:Life finds a way by Floritard · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm going to have to vote for the cockroach as best adapter. Those bastards won't die.
      Tell that to my cat. The little bastard's a regular Joseph Stalin. Just wish he would eat the remains.
    4. Re:Life finds a way by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Adaptation does not imply evolution except to those that treat Darwin as The Prophet.

    5. Re:Life finds a way by somepunk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure, the earth will, find a new equilibrium point. So what? Its the transition between equilibria that sucks. Oh, and you just might not like it when you get there.

      How much war, pestilience, and famine would you cheerfully endure in this process? Oh, right, you'll be dead for most of it. I hope your kids enjoy themselves.

        I hear this attitude a lot, but it just reflects nihilism and/or a lack of compassion for the rest of us, spatially and temporally. Or perhaps more likely, a lack of careful reflection before adopting these attitudes.

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    6. Re:Life finds a way by Chysn · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Humans? We're the best adapters of them all.

              That's sort of like claiming that you're better than Ty Cobb if your first at-bat of the season gets you to first. We don't have the track record to make that claim. We might be smart, but we've got an awful lot of squishiness to compensate for. It might be better for adaptability to be smart AND hardy like--say--sharks. Or hardy and insanely prolific, like cockroaches. THOSE guys have some adaptability cred.

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    7. Re:Life finds a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just assume that the transition is going to be an abrupt occurance. There is data to suggest that the earth is constantly changing - see below excerpt from article. The earth is more stable and self-adjusting than people think - its been doing it long before we (people) were here and will continue to do so.

      http://www.seed.slb.com/en/scictr/watch/climate_ch ange/causes_other.htm

      Milankovitch theorized that the inclination of the Earth's axis is not always 23.5. There is a bit of wobble over time. He calculated that the tilt changes between 22.1 and 24.5 within a cycle of about 41,000 years. When the tilt is less summers are cooler and winters milder. When the tilt is greater the seasons are more extreme

    8. Re:Life finds a way by fermion · · Score: 1
      For higher level organisms, mammals are very good at adapting. When we considered humans, we can function at range of sizes, can regulate our own temperature, and make intelligent decisions in reaction to threats. Even with no advanced knowledge, we were able to predict global patterns and plan for out needs based on those patterns. For instance, we can ration food for winter.

      That does not mean that humans are good at adapting. In fact, what we are good at is adapting our environment. This subtle difference is what causes most of the problem with climate change. Humans do change the environment to fit their needs, and thereby cause side effects. Just look at london in the time of the coal economy. Simply saying that humans do not cause climate change does not change the fact that we are not a species that stands idly by and let things happen. We do actively construct a world that fits out needs.

      And really, that is what most of the controversy is about. If one believes that one has the resources to buy a house wherever one wishes, in a guarded gated community, buy an SUV, and find a good job, then one can drive the SUV between the garage at home and the garage at work, and drive the kids to a private school, then climate change is not important. Someone will still manufacture the food and other stuff for you, and the house and car will still be regulated at a constant 68, so why would such a person care? However, for those of use that cannot afford such things, there is a concern.

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    9. Re:Life finds a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Venus is also in an equilibrium.

      So I guess achieving the equilibrium will suck even more than the transition process.

    10. Re:Life finds a way by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      You also cant assume that the transition will not be an abrupt occurance, either.

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    11. Re:Life finds a way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      realistically and historically - it wont be. the earth has gone through very drastic changes throughout its history. everyone freaking out about this being the "big one" that is going to destroy everything is a bit zealous.

    12. Re:Life finds a way by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's take New Orleans and Katrina, was that situation a threat to the human species? Of course not, humanity will survive that. Damn unpleasant for the inhabits of New Orleans, though. To me it does make sense to expend effort to protect your city from flooding if you live in a coastal region. So what does your expectation that life itself (maybe humans included, maybe not) will survive climate change, really gain us? Nobody claimed it wouldn't, in the first place. The idea here is, that if we are faced with a potential catastrophe which could make entire countries uninhabitable, and severely impact the world economy, we might consider expending some effort to avoid that. So fine, cockroaches might easily survive such a situation - why would we care about that, though, instead of caring about our own fate and that of our children?

    13. Re:Life finds a way by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      http://www.theoildrum.com/node/2423#comment-176292

      [...]

      I mean, it's all very obvious: even if you do succeed, for example, in lowering per capita consumption, if you don't stop the population from growing, any realized savings will eventually be overwhelmed and absolute consumption will rise. The Oil Drum has had some good posts on that topic.

      The Birkenstock types living in huts made of recycled tires ("sustainable!" "off-grid!") are not seriously trying to address actual social problems in the world, rather, they want to a) feel better about themselves; b) be accepted and valued within their chosen peer group. (While they may pretend to be "setting an example" or "exploring alternative, sustainable ways of living" the example they usually succeed in setting tends to be frightful enough to deny them meaningful converts, which, as I've been saying, is rarely the point, merely the rationalization. Of course, as we've also discussed at length on this site, if they really were successful in their efforts to proselytize for conservation on any meaningful scale, which is to say, if they did reduce demand for energy measurably, they would just lower the price of energy, making it easier for those outside the flock to continue their profligate ways.)

      Anyway, I think you are being kinder to these people than they deserve. To me, they claim to want to "kill off a consumer society" not because they are trying to save the members of that society from vapid, banal pursuits (guiding them to a sort of Buddhist awareness beyond mere material want gratification), but because they view those people as inferior to themselves, Those Who Are Above The Wants of This World, and want them to suffer (or at least want their own superior status recognized.

      You are certainly right in identifying this approach as centered on the United States, or at least the "West" (it is rare indeed to find denunciations of those in the Third World who actually are living in the supposedly spiritually fulfilling conditions of scarcity and impoverishment for attempting to improve their material condition). That's reserved for us, because the status game is in the West; nobody ever won any points by showing that he could underlive a Kalahari bushman.

    14. Re:Life finds a way by Effing_T · · Score: 1

      Of course life will find a way: global warming does not mean the end of all life on Earth. But we have no mean to chose which way will be taken. And from what we can see today, we will have to adapt A LOT:
        - more death from heat,
        - new parasites or more parasites in crop fields,
        - less rain in desertic countries...

      This is already happening.

      And it can be really worse... Remember how global warming can trigger an ice age (the melting of Greenland could stop the Gulf Stream, which is a gigantic heat pipe protecting Europe from freezing).

      This article is pure propaganda: stop worrying, keep consuming, keep producing. Who cares about what our children's Earth will look like when one is making big money with his stock options.

      I wish people realized 2 things:
        - Environmentalism seems to be bad for business, but who cares about business when our planet is at stake???
        - Environmentalism can be really good for business: we have to do everything a better way! This is an incredibly large field of development!

    15. Re:Life finds a way by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Yeah, remember what happened to the polar bears the last couple of times the climate warmed up this much. The entire species died out. Nobody's seen a polar bear in thousands of years as a result.

      Oh, wait; that didn't happen. Well, it DID wipe out all the humans. No, wait; they just grew grapes in England.

    16. Re:Life finds a way by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, remember what happened to the polar bears the last couple of times the climate warmed up this much. The entire species died out. Nobody's seen a polar bear in thousands of years as a result. When do you think the climate has been this warm before? The Medieval Warm Period was likely a few tenths of a degree cooler than today's climate, and we are in for probably 2-5 more degrees (C) of warming over the next century alone.

      It's not the current temperatures that are so worrying, as the projected future temperatures.
    17. Re:Life finds a way by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      When do you think the climate has been this warm before?

      Many times since mammals rose to dominance, at roughly 100,000 year intervals, give or take 20k. It happens when several solar temperature peak cycles converge. This current warming trend has been building for about 18,000 years, and several long periods of temporary cooling trends have occurred since humans started burning things.

      As for "probably 2.2 to 5 degrees", hogwash. The latest models have even more variation, especially on the low end. The fact is nobody, especially you, has any idea what temperatures will be in 100 years. Some of the computer models predict cooling, in fact. And the computer models that are predicting the highest temperatures predicted rapid warming from 1979 to now, while the opposite is the case.

      One thing we do know, for sure, though; warming precedes CO2 peaks, not trails them. Another thing we know for sure; temperatures have been falling since 1979, while global CO2 has been peaking. This makes sense if CO2 is trailing temperatures by more than 20 years, but not if it's leading them by less than that.

      You may find this paper interesting: http://www.oism.org/pproject/s33p36.htm

    18. Re:Life finds a way by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Many times since mammals rose to dominance, at roughly 100,000 year intervals, give or take 20k. The other interglacials have been roughly as warm as today, but none of them have warming periods as rapid as today, either. Not a degree per century, and certainly not several degrees per century. The rate has an enormous influence on how well species can adapt to a new climate.

      This current warming trend has been building for about 18,000 years, and several long periods of temporary cooling trends have occurred since humans started burning things. That's quite wrong; we passed the peak of the last deglaciation about 11,000 years ago and have been cooling slightly since then.

      As for "probably 2.2 to 5 degrees", hogwash. The latest models have even more variation, especially on the low end. It is not hogwash, it is square in the middle of the predictions, and the models have more variation at the high end than the low end.

      The fact is nobody, especially you, has any idea what temperatures will be in 100 years. This is not in any way a "fact", but merely your unsupported opinion.

      Some of the computer models predict cooling, in fact. Really? Which models predict cooling? Under what assumptions?

      And the computer models that are predicting the highest temperatures predicted rapid warming from 1979 to now, while the opposite is the case. I wasn't talking about the computer models that are predicting the highest temperatures; those are well above even the 5 degrees I mentioned.

      As for your link, I have no idea what it's referring to since it is cited without context. But I would be curious to know how you reconcile it with this study which found that, if anything, the IPCC's projections underestimated the actual climate change.

      One thing we do know, for sure, though; warming precedes CO2 peaks, not trails them. This is irrelevant to situations in which warming is being forced by CO2 increases.

      Another thing we know for sure; temperatures have been falling since 1979, while global CO2 has been peaking. We don't "know" any such thing; in fact, both statements are false (e.g., here, here, here). Not to mention that your naive attempt at attribution neglects all of the other climate forcings and feedbacks which take place: temperatures are not governed solely by CO2 (see, e.g., the climate between 1945-1970).

  14. All Species? by brewer13210 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Global warming will be good for all species? I think polar bears, coral reefs, penguins and humans living near coastal regions might disagree.

    1. Re:All Species? by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      They improvise, they adapt, they overcome. Same as any other species whose overall fate is something other than "part of the fossil record."

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    2. Re:All Species? by hypnagogue · · Score: 1

      That's hysteria, plain and simple.

      Polar bears interbreed with grizzlies -- we might better call them races instead of species: they just have different fur. When the habitat is ice and snow, thick white fur is a successful trait. When not, not. Should we similarly worry about fat people with blonde hair because they can't find dates?

      I've never heard of any expectation that penguin habitat was going to shrink -- the Antarctic is forecast to gain ice through global warming.

      Humans living near coastal regions have been continuously dealing with subsidence and coastal erosion and violent tropical storms -- a minor change in sea level is irrelevant.

      Finally, coral reefs. Global warming is not destroying them, in fact they can only grow in areas where the water is quite warm. Coral habitats may move incrementally to higher latitudes, but that's it. What is destroying them is pollution, over-fishing, and erosion.

      Score: 0

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    3. Re:All Species? by jank1887 · · Score: 1

      recently got a call from the WWF asking for donations. The telemarketer spun a sob story about polar bears drowning because of the melting ice caps. Almost had my wife in tears, and "sure she would sign up for a regular donation so they could work on the problem". total heart-tugging B.S. I was mildly impressed with the tactic, however.

    4. Re:All Species? by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Ummmm... increased CO2 content is also a major reason why coral reefs are dying which will continue to rise with temperatures as we pump out more and more.

      Coastal regions have not adapted well, one need only look at Katrina for a glimpse of the future. Don't get me started on the infrastructure in Florida and the rising cost of insurance driving people out of the state. At the coast rises there will be harm done not just to North American coast lines but also in Africa and Asia where you have millions of people just a few feet from sea level. Look at much devastation the tsunami caused. A 2 degree increase in temperate over the next say 80 years would be very likely to increase sea level by a few feet.

      I'll give you one thing though, the bears can interbreed, they just don't because they are geographically seperated much like a Chinese person would have been with an African person 4000 years ago. Yes they can interbreed but will they? Not for another 3000 years when the geography was less of a problem. I don't think bears will enjoy the same fate.

      I'm also curious where the hell you heard about the Antarctic gaining ice when you can look at satellite images over the last 30 years and clearly see that it is currently losing ice.

      I'll agree there is lots of hysteria but it seems asinine to continue polluting and carrying on as we have when we know it is causing harm. The future matters not, we know we are causing harm now; we should take measures to prevent further harm regardless of what we think the future may hold. Time-lines are irrelevant, if it doesn't affect us soon it will effect our children or further down the line. Eventually it will and that is not in question, we need to do something about it now that we have some truly affective means to do so. Continued research is always a good thing and it looks like land values in Germany are going to rise in the future so maybe it's time to go invest in some land over there.

  15. Meanwhile... by planckscale · · Score: 1
    10 million Africans starve to death, half of Manhattan is underwater, Polar Bears become extinct and that stuff called "Snow" is now called "Sand" - but really, it's a good thing!

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    1. Re:Meanwhile... by musikit · · Score: 1

      have you been to manhattan recently? 1/2 of it being underwater would be an improvement as far as i'm concerned. would definately make traffic in/out/around the city more managable :)

    2. Re:Meanwhile... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Even under the worst estimates, only about 5% of Manhattan is underwater. What else do you have wrong? Maybe all of it. Consider that you might have been misled by people with an agenda.

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    3. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, those Africans would have starved (or died from AIDS) anyway, Manhatten is dirty and evil, and snow is only fun if you don't have to shovel it (frankly, I hate the stuff and don't miss that it hasn't lasted but a day in the last 2 years). I do feel for the polar bears, however.

    4. Re:Meanwhile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 million Africans starve to death
      Been happening since as far back as I remember
      whats the change here? Oh I see now packing to many people into an area that is to small will do this every time. It is a natural process. When ANY animal uses up the resources in its area it has to move on or die.
      Human or otherwise makes no difference. But now you claim that it is global warming?
      Rolls eyes..... pluezze

      Manhattan is underwater
      Well right there that would be a good thing.

      Polar Bears become extinct
      Many animals have died off because they could not adapt. (And to be strictly accurate) I don't think they will go extinct for a moment. Heck the zoos will be able to keep a stabile population for a long time.
      And that is assuming that the polar ice cap totally melts and the permafrost thaws.

      Snow" is now called "Sand"
      At least I can shovel sand in my shorts.....I don't recommend it for snow.

      You know the TEOTWAWKI claims are getting worse every time someone tries to breath new life into this religion. First it was the temperature will go up two to 5 degrees.
      And society basically shrugged and said so what. And NOW IT IS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!! And I don't want to hear any of you doomers saying that one political party tries to use fear

  16. This article paid for by... by u-bend · · Score: 0, Troll

    The GOP, [pick your favorite oil conglomerate], everyone who hates Al Gore.

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    1. Re:This article paid for by... by u-bend · · Score: 1

      Aww geez, it's a joke. Lighten up :)

      "Humor... it is a difficult concept."

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  17. Global warming? Promise? by finlandia1869 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I remember watching a BBC newsclip once where one of their reporters was near Murmansk (northwestern Russia), talking to two Russian engineers working in the middle of a field of snow. He told them about the theory of global warming and they both visibly perked up. One asked him, "Really? How can we help?"

    1. Re:Global warming? Promise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Quick Sergi, turn on tractor!"

  18. Needs to be said by eclectro · · Score: 2, Funny

    That talk like this will make Al Gore hot, but not in the sexy way.

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    1. Re:Needs to be said by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Based on the way his jowles have ballooned over the last 8 years, I'm going to guess there's just about nothing that could be done to make him qualify as "hot" anymore.

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    2. Re:Needs to be said by Hercules+Peanut · · Score: 1

      That talk like this will make Al Gore hot, but not in the sexy way. Out of sheer scientific curiosity, what is your scenario for Al Gore being hot IN and sexy way?
  19. Models by goldspider · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the weather isn't consistent with what models predict, it's the weather that's wrong, not the models.

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    1. Re:Models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. We have a modeling agency two floors down here and I never heard anyone telling these girls they are wrong.

    2. Re:Models by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that the weather has anything to do with this topic, after all, it's climate we're discussing!

  20. this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Yonder+Way · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Regardless of why the earth is warming (either man-induced or a natural cycle of the earth), I welcome it with open arms.

    Milder winters are going to open up trade routes through the arctic.

    I will potentially be able to grow stuff in my garden that won't grow there today. My tomatoes may become perennials as they are in their native habitat. And I could do with some citrus trees in my yard.

    If the ocean levels rise, landmass on the North American continent will shrink as populations rise. The equity in my real estate investments will grow at an unprecedented rate.

    Living in Raleigh, I will be much closer to the coast than I am today.

    OK yes this does mean I will have less buffer from hurricanes, and the hurricanes may be more frequent and more violent than is typical.

    Inuit may lose their traditional way of life, but they are sitting on vast chunks of currently frozen land that will become desirable temperate areas that the yankees will pay good money to move to once they start experiencing the kind of weather that is more typical of the southeastern US.

    It's not all doom and gloom, folks. There will be extensive collateral damages, whole species will be lost, but life has a way of moving on. And Homo sapiens is one of the most adaptable vertebrates on this planet, so I'm sure we'll find a way to thrive through this.

  21. Cold weather related diseases! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about warm weather related diseases like Malaria. We are starting to see bugs winter over that used to be killed by the frost. Anyway, many more people are killed by tropical diseases like Malaria than are killed by the flu. The flu mainly kills old people whereas Malaria kills mainly children. I would rather that my family get the flu. If I die a year earlier than I might otherwise have died I hope nobody will take it too hard. On the other hand, if my kid dies seventy years too early because he got Malaria ...

  22. And? by Squalish · · Score: 1, Insightful

    40k fewer deaths to the flu, and 40k more to malaria in Ethiopia. Or 400k more to frostbite to Europe if the North Atlantic Gyre switches its course slightly.

    The issue is not that it's gonna get hotter, damnit. It's that we're changing the world drastically in unpredictable ways. That means a mass exodus of people from the coasts, from the new deserts, from swampland that used to be permafrost. Global warming is a practical and moral issue for the world about whether they want to move a significant portion of their population, and everyone else's population, somewhere else, with all the horror that being forced off your land entails.

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    1. Re:And? by IvyKing · · Score: 1

      Or 400k more to frostbite to Europe if the North Atlantic Gyre switches its course slightly.


      Which is unlikely as most of the heat transfer to Europe is due to atmospheric circulation, not the North Atlantic Gyre.
    2. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation
      I'm sure they are.
    3. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent is dead on. The issue isn't as simple as "warming" - it's mucking about with a complex system without understanding the consequences.

      _Science_ has an interesting article on problems facing coral reefs. It states that increased CO2 in the atmosphere causes acidification of the oceans. The change in pH hurts coral by reducing the concentration of carbonate ions such that the polyps can't get enough to build the coral structure.

    4. Re:And? by rworsnop · · Score: 1

      40k fewer deaths to the flu, and 40k more to malaria in Ethiopia
      That's a myth. Mosquitoes are very adaptable creatures and can already be found in abundance in temperate climates. Malaria tends to be more common in warmer countries, but that's because warmer countries tend to be poorer. The warmth itself does not cause Malaria.
    5. Re:And? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might as well get used to moving populations. Cause when that next comets hits earth, we'll need to have all the experience of moving that we can get.

    6. Re:And? by Squalish · · Score: 1

      I'm not exactly an expert, but I know where to find some.

      False urban legend debunkings can spread just as virulently as urban legends. All it takes is gullible people who don't think to research things.

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    7. Re:And? by rworsnop · · Score: 1

      Boy, that's some hard-core research you've done there.

      Try looking beyond the first item in the Google results page - the seventh, for example.

    8. Re:And? by rworsnop · · Score: 1

      http://ff.org/centers/csspp/library/co2weekly/2006 0505/20060505_26.html

      Statement of Paul Reiter, Professor, Institut Pasteur

      Committee on Senate Commerce, Science and Transportation Subcommittee on Global Climate Change and Impacts

      April 26, 2006

      I am a specialist in the natural history and biology of mosquitoes, the epidemiology of the diseases they transmit, and strategies for their control. I worked for 22 years for the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), including two years as a Research Scholar at Harvard. I am a member of the World Health Organization Expert Advisory Committee on Vector Biology and Control. I have directed many investigations of outbreaks of mosquito-borne disease, and of others such as Ebola Haemorrhagic Fever. I was a Lead Author of the U.S. National Assessment of the Potential Consequences of Climate Variability and Change. I am presently Professor of Medical Entomology at the Institut Pasteur in Paris, France.

      In this brief presentation I restrict my comments to malaria, and emphasise four points:

      1. Malaria is not an exclusively tropical disease

      2. The transmission dynamics of the disease are complex; the interplay of climate, ecology, mosquito biology, mosquito behavior and many other factors defies simplistic analysis.

      3. It is facile to attribute current resurgence of the disease to climate change, or to use models based on temperature to ``predict`` future prevalence.

      4. Environmental activists use the `big talk` of science to create a simple but false paradigm. Malaria specialists who protest this are generally ignored, or labelled as `sceptics`.

      In the early 1990s, malaria topped the list of dangerous impacts of global warming; the disease would move to temperate regions as temperatures increased. This prediction ignored the fact that malaria was once an important cause of morbidity and mortality throughout most of the US and Europe, even in a period that climatologists call the `Little Ice Age`. In the US, as in western Europe, prevalence declined in the 19th century as a result of multiple changes in agriculture and lifestyle that affected the abundance of mosquitoes, their contact with people, and the availability of anti-malarial drugs. Nevertheless, the most catastrophic epidemic on record anywhere in the world occurred in the Soviet Union in the 1920s, with a peak incidence of 13 million cases per year, and 600,000 deaths. Transmission was high in many parts of Siberia, and there were 30,000 cases and 10,000 deaths in Archangel, close to the Arctic circle. The disease persisted in many parts of Europe until the advent of DDT. Clearly, temperature was not a limiting factor in its distribution or prevalence.

      In the mid-1990s, activist emphasis changed to transmission in poorer countries, often referred to as those ``least able to protect themselves``, particularly in sub-Saharan Africa. Yet in most of the continent, temperatures are far above the minimum required for transmission, and most of sub-Saharan Africa, transmission is termed `stable`` because people are exposed to many infective bites, sometimes more than 300 per year, so annual incidence is fairly constant. Mortality is highest in ``newcomers``-young children and immigrants. Those that survive acquire a partial immunity that reduces the risk of fatal illness. In other regions, transmission is endemic but `unstable` because annual transmission is variable; the potential for epidemics is great because immunity declines in periods of low transmission. Climatic factors, particularly rainfall, are sometimes-but by no means always-relevant.

      In recent years, activist emphasis has shifted to ``highland malaria``, particularly in East Africa. Despite carefully researched articles by malaria specialists, there has been a flurry of articles by non-specialists who claim a rece

    9. Re:And? by Squalish · · Score: 1

      My use of Ethiopia as an example was hypothetical. Malaria is pandemic in much of the world's tropics. The existence of drug immunity and its effect on a particular epidemiological trend in the last two decades is not something I wish to challenge. However, anti-malarials are not something first world nations soak the environment with, or immunize with. You'll have to find an explanation other than drug resistance to explain why mosquitoes in Toronto are carrying West Nile Virus, but not Malaria.

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    10. Re:And? by Squalish · · Score: 1

      This is not about pinning down the numerous causes of a current health situation. Regardless of the fact that it is not exclusively a tropical disease, it is primarily a tropical disease. It stands to reason that creating tropical climates where they did not exist before will expand the spread of the disease.

      I had three points, and none of them were really about malaria.

      A) "Climate change can only help my country, so I support it," is a morally bankrupt argument, because it is a global phenomenon and its effects will be felt globally, very possibly with horrible consequences on those other than the nations debating a course of action. This stance is mentioned explicitly in TFA. This poses a moral dilemma for the world as a whole.

      B) "Climate change will help my country" is far from a certainty, because we really don't know what will happen for sure. Recent extreme, sustained temperature anomalies in the arctic, and the expansion of greenhouse gasses, are really the only thing all climate scientists can agree on. Most agree that these things are scary.

      C) "My country getting 1C hotter over the next hundred years - where's the harm?" is a raw misconception. Climate change is about CLIMATES CHANGING, and the extremes of that change are where it will be felt most. We don't know what will be desertified, what will be flooded (though coasts are probable), what will freeze or what will burn. We don't know where those extremes will be. But we do know that where they touch areas that populations depend on, those populations will have to adapt. If bread baskets across the world shut down, and new ones spring up in other places... that's a traumatic event, liable to cause wars at the very least, even if the total amount of arable land stays about the same. It can even be worked into the malaria/warming discussion - malaria outbreaks spreading over vast tracts that have seen no malaria in generations, and therefore have no resistance, could be much more disasterous than malaria staying in defined boundaries, even if the total area affected by malaria stays the same.

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    11. Re:And? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      40k fewer deaths to the flu, and 40k more to malaria in Ethiopia.

      I dislike this line of thinking, because I think it is fundamentally flawed and treats climate as the single major cause of malaria.

      The heat and humidity in Africa may be part of the factor in malaria deaths, but it isn't the only factor.

      Right now, I'm looking at a chart of malarious areas in the US. And yes, malaria was once common in the southern US and in southern Europe. Now it is relatively rare. Why? Not because of climate change, but because of healthy economies, active public health policies, prevention and treatment.

      You want to reduce malaria cases in Africa? Don't concentrate on preventing any climate change, concentrate on prevention and treatment. Concentrate on improving Africa's economy. Sure, Africa has tropical diseases, but they are major problems because of the horrible poverty in Africa.

      PS: Speaking of diseases, measles is one of the major killers in Africa. Yet measles is no longer native to the western hemisphere. Why? Stronger economies and a better focus on public health has lead to measles eradication in North and South America.

    12. Re:And? by Squalish · · Score: 1

      If you havn't seen my other two disclaimers on the precise point of malaria...

      substitute "40k more to drowning in Micronesia" or "40k more drought victims in India" or "40k more to desertification at the edge of the Sahara" for the phrase in question.

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  23. They said that Northern Europe by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    would get a Mediterranean climate. I have been all in favour of global warming ever since so dont go telling me that prediction was innacurate.

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  24. Lengthy article, yes... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, it's a nice sizable article, featuring women in bikinis enjoying a nice drink on a hot day, quotes from important figures, official-looking charts, and subtext in places like "a warm future" under a simplistic image of warmer-colored earth.

    The problem is that I don't see it citing many sources, and when it does, it seems to selectively quote them, such as limiting it's considerations to "gradual thawing of the Greenland ice sheet" only when considering sea level changes. I'm not going to call this a whitewash, but it seems to be a sales job for a point of view, rather than a well-founded findings of a respectable research effort.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Lengthy article, yes... by wytcld · · Score: 1

      On the Greenland ice sheet, the IPCC report is being mischaracterized by Spiegel's reporter. There are also a handful of quotes from scientists about the imperfections and difficulties in climate models, which imply that those researchers share the reporter's skepticism about whether what the models say should be taken at all seriously. But do they? Or are they just being honest scientists describing their awareness of the limitations of their tools, who yet take seriously the likely threat that the best of those tools describe? At best, they are quoted out of context.

      As for fewer deaths from the cold, surely we should remember the tens of thousands of deaths from the European heat wave a few summers ago. Then consider the NASA report just published estimating that by 2080 East Coast American cities which currently have summer temperatures in the the 80s with occasional spikes into the 90s will instead have typical temperatures in the 90s with occasional spikes into the 100s. What effect will that have on health? Have you tried breathing New York City ozone on a 95 degree day? What will that be like when it's 105 instead? How will it burn your lungs?

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  25. What a relief by JanneM · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it will come as a great relief to know the flu is cold related, especially for people in places like Vietnam or south China that of course never catch the flu - avian or otherwise - and who have been rightly upset that we persist in naming flu varieties after cities in their countries in direct defiance of the now obvious fact that it can't have originated from there. Any reports of flu in warm areas are complete fabrications, and dissembling disseminators will be summarily shot for a long time.

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    1. Re:What a relief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting what people put out these days. Nevermind that the over 3000 strands of flu viruses live year round, and epidemics arise during cold seasons, not because of cold weather, but because of the "herding effect" where people stay inside more, passing germs along...

      You know, the same reason why bird flu is an issue in over populated Asian areas...

      This article is for the birds.

  26. You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by StefanJ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sir, this is Happy Thought Hour!

    Didn't you see the pictures in the article of pretty young ladies enjoying the sun?

    Eliminate the negative! Accentuate the positive!

    Visualize palm trees in Germany, and put out of your mind the massive droughts and desertification in the torrid and equatorial zones.

    1. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by JordanL · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Desertification? In the event of a 3 degree average increase, which is almost three times the current estimate by 2100, Africa in all areas except the very southern portion of the continent is predicted to receive substantially more and more consistent percipitation.

      Further, global warming, whether true or not, could not signifigantly affect trade winds which are governed by the spin of the Earth, and it is they that drive the major weather in many tropical and subtropical regions.

      Global warming may or may not happen. If it does, it may or may not be a bad thing. Humans don't have any fundamental data on the subject, so human nature takes over: we fear change. The whole global warming scare across the world smacks of a very human fear of change. Most people don't even realize that the temperature on Earth now is, as far as we can tell, below the lifetime average for Earth, and below the lifetime median as well.

    2. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by nbritton · · Score: 1

      Didn't you see the pictures in the article of pretty young ladies enjoying the sun?
      What article?
    3. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got to hear renowned physicist Freeman Dyson address the subject, albeit briefly, a few years ago. He's of the opinion that global warming stands to benefit Africa more than anywhere else, citing the fact that northern Africa was covered with rolling plains prior to the desertification that resulted from cooling global temperatures and consequently decreased precipitation in the area.

    4. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Further, global warming, whether true or not,...

      Global warming may or may not happen...


      How did this get modded up? Global warming IS happening! Measuring global average temperature is a solved problem. The only issue still up for debate is how much humans are affecting it.

      Seriously, take a look at the graph in the link.

    5. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by top_down · · Score: 1

      ... , so human nature takes over: we fear change.


      Humans don't fear change, where did you get that silly idea. It's more the opposite: we all want change. We just don't want to change ourselves, as long as others do the changing it's perfectly ok.

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    6. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Most people don't even realize that the temperature on Earth now is, as far as we can tell, below the lifetime average for Earth, and below the lifetime median as well.

      I don't know why anyone would think that the fact that for most of its early life Earth's was molten has anything to do with global warming. Time scales matter when talking about global warming. Confusing human time scales with geologic time scales is just stupid.

      Your argument is as silly as:

      For most of the life of the universe, the Earth didn't exist, so if it stopped existing, who cares?
    7. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 1

      We have the same thing here in the southwest. The monsoon season turns on like a switch when the gulf of baja reaches a certain temperature. Common sense would tell you that global warming will extend the monsoon season in the southwest.

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    8. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by tbannist · · Score: 1

      Do you have any source for these claims?

      Because as I understand it:

      1) The estimated rise in temperatures is between 1.1 and 6.4 degrees Celsius.
      2) In theory, Africa as whole would receive slightly more rain, but that the desificating effect of increased temperatures would counteract the increased rainfall and still result in the loss of 5% to 8% of arable land, that's estimates based on no human intervention. In reality desertification is already happening in Africa as ecological mismanagement and population pressures are contributing to the destruction of arable land.
      3) In practice, Africa has received below average rainfall every year in the last three decades as compared to the century long average amount of rainfall. Sure, it might not be related to the rise in CO2 levels and global warming, but then what is driving a severe and protracted drop in rain fall.
      4) The Trade Winds are not caused the Coriolis effect, they are deflected by it. They are formed by semi-permanent high pressure areas. There is a complex relationship between the trade winds and ocean currents. And there is reason to believe that warming of the ocean (and the loss of glacial mass at the North Pole) may affect the trade winds.
      5) In fact, some scientists are claiming that global warming is already affecting the trade winds.
      6) Humans do in fact have fundamental data on the subject of global warming and whether it's good or bad. What we are lacking is the detailed information on how exactly the effects will break down by country, by region, by person.
      7) In this case change is actually bad. Why? Because it's going to cost a hell of a lot of money and probably cost a lot of lives to adjust to the changes. There is some suggestion that the genocides in the Africa may be related to global warming and the persistent drought conditions that have been afflicting it. There's no proof that global warming is causation because we don't have a spare planet to test our falsifiable theories on. Some of us will be better off after the changes, but on average I doubt the changes will outweigh the cost of those changes.
      8) According to the temperature records that I could find, the current average annual temperature is higher than it has been in the last 2000 years, and is higher than the temperature average determined by averageing the predictors together for the last 14,000 years.

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    9. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the event of a 3 degree average increase, which is almost three times the current estimate by 2100, Africa in all areas except the very southern portion of the continent is predicted to receive substantially more and more consistent percipitation. Upon what science is that statement based?

      See, for instance, Figure SPM.7 of the Summary for Policymakers of the 2007 IPCC 4th Assessment Report.

      That figure gives a >20% precipitation decrease for northern Africa in 2090-2099 (relative to 1980-1999 levels). It gives a similar decrease for southern Africa in the summers. For central-east Africa it gives a precipitation increase in the winters, and finds the predictions are unreliable for central Africa in the summers. Those precipitation decreases are larger than anywhere else in the world, except for the subtropical eastern Pacific ocean. This is for about 3 C of warming under the A1B SRES scenario.

      In short, the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change comes to a conclusion exactly the opposite of you for much of Africa: Somalia, Ethiopia, and Kenya might be better off, but most of the rest of Africa is predicted to be hit with substantial drought worse than anywhere else in the world.

      Humans don't have any fundamental data on the subject, so human nature takes over: we fear change. The whole global warming scare across the world smacks of a very human fear of change. Most people don't even realize that the temperature on Earth now is, as far as we can tell, below the lifetime average for Earth, and below the lifetime median as well. While there is much hysteria about global warming, there is good reason to be conservative: it's often better to stay where you are, in a regime that you know about, than gamble on making things better when there is a substantial risk of making them worse, unless you're very sure that "better" is much more likely than "worse". Humans are risk averse decision makers, and this is not irrational.

      On top of that, our current civilization is adapted to a particular type of climate, and there will be at least short term costs which result from changes in any direction. Furthermore, the faster the change, the greater the damages, because adaptation takes time.

      While the Earth's climate has been warmer in the past, our civilization and to a certain extent our species itself is evolved for temperatures closer to today or even cooler (we have spent much of the last few million years in ice ages). The mere fact that the climate has been different in the past says little about the benefits or costs of change, as viewed by the human species and their currently preferred ways of living.
    10. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by wbean · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Further, global warming, whether true or not, could not signifigantly affect trade winds which are governed by the spin of the Earth, and it is they that drive the major weather in many tropical and subtropical regions."

      The Earth's spin is responsible for the direction of the trade winds, not their existence or force. The winds are generated by the temperature (and hence pressure) difference between the equatorial zone and the temperate zones. If the Earth didn't spin, the winds would blow straight from the south (or north in the southern hemisphere) instead of from the northeast/southeast.

    11. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by NotthatFrankie · · Score: 1

      And malaria mosquitos in Italy, and poisonous bugs in Russia, and rattlesnakes in Canada... And more heat waves in France!

    12. Re:You! Shut up! It's HAPPY THOUGHT HOUR! by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      That's not what they do in Washington, somebody l just said the Black Hawk Down incident was caused by Global Warming

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  27. um.. say what? by dangermen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    when the temperatures rise, areas that are good for farming will be too hot for crop farming. Areas that have ideal temperatures for growing crops will shift north towards Canada. Canada has crap soil, the glaciers and winds moved good soil to the US. Crops don't grow in crap soil. Less crops means less food which will equal bad no matter how your fricken spin it. BTW, the world stays on average about 4 months ahead in general food supply.

    1. Re:um.. say what? by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      So the US can start exporting dirt. Works for me.

    2. Re:um.. say what? by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      While I think you were unfairly modded down as flamebait, I don't think you have to worry about things being "too hot" for crop farming. Heat doesn't really cause crop failures with the main cereal crops. Disease, pests, too little rain, or too much rain at the wrong time cause crop failures.

      Hotter global temperatures might mean more rainfall for some currently very arid regions (American southwest or the Sahara, for example) which in turn would open up new areas to agricultural exploitation.

  28. Re:Mr President??? by Falladir · · Score: 1

    from TFA: ...each time the United Nation's Intergovernmental Panel...

    If it's the president, his punctuation is as bad as his oration.

  29. Yep, cold related deaths down by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

    but remember, heat-stroke related deaths? UP!

    That being said, evidence that I've read a while ago suggests that the earth was at it's peak biodiversity/total-biomas when it was 4 degrees celsius, on average, hotter than it was around 1995.

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    1. Re:Yep, cold related deaths down by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Well, that's great for all the as-yet-nonexistent things that aren't us.

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  30. See the Atlantic Magazine, April 2007 by ciaohound · · Score: 1

    April 2007 (subscription probably required for back issues.)

    Similar article in that the premise is accepted: global warming is real, and it's too late to stop or turn it back. So, on to the next question: who will benefit from it? How will market forces respond to higher sea levels, longer growing seasons, etc? And one big theme, and irony, is that the developed countries will likely reap large benefits, while the developing countries will be faced with the worst detrimental effects.

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  31. what about heat related problems? by 9gezegen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Article says the global warming will reduce 40,000 deaths because of the flu. However, what about heat related problems. Just a few years ago, thousands died in Europe because of heat waves. Also, the relation between flu and cold weather is not clear. As the temperature increases, we will see more A/C usage which will generate artificial cold. There are some scenerios about why flu spread more in the cold weather. The theories include cold force people to stay inside, creating a good means of transportation in the crowd and the dry weather helps the spread. Either will still be true when people stay inside because of heat and the air will be dry because of air conditioner.

  32. But what is the author's point? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've got friends who think that global warming is a big crock of shit and (in a very immature way) bring up Al Gore and say how he thinks he invented the internet as their basis for not believing anything he says.

    One of my biggest annoyances with people who question global warming isn't that they think it's not happening or that it isn't us who are contributing to it, but rather the fact that they use these previous statements as an excuse to not do anything about it.

    Let's say, for the sake of argument, that carbon dioxide emissions really don't have any effect on global warming... does that mean that we should keep driving SUVs and not care about how much pollution we dump into the environment?

    Although people who announce that the earth is doomed because of global warming and come across as being panicky appear to be crackpots to all them skeptics, it doesn't mean that we should ignore them. we should do what we can to conserve what we have. It's worth it.

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    1. Re:But what is the author's point? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      What do SUVs have to do with pollution? Oh I see what you did there; equate fuel comsumption with pollution.

      I don't know who you're listening to, but I don't hear anyone claiming we shouldn't be better stewards of the earth. Certainly no such assertion was made in TFA.

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    2. Re:But what is the author's point? by MyDixieWrecked · · Score: 1

      well, I was equating fuel consumption to pollution emissions.

      I actually know a guy who claims that we've done enough (ie: plant trees, lower polluting emissions, etc) in the last 20 years to reverse global warming and that it really doesn't matter what we do now, we're not going to harm the environment. He backs this up with his claim that he listens to arguments from both sides and reads "peer-reviewed scientific papers."

      My point is that I hope no one reads this article and uses it as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want, damage-wise, with regard to the environment.

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    3. Re:But what is the author's point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think there are people out there looking for an excuse to pollute. Either they do already, or don't.

    4. Re:But what is the author's point? by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      One of my biggest annoyances with people who question global warming isn't that they think it's not happening or that it isn't us who are contributing to it, but rather the fact that they use these previous statements as an excuse to not do anything about it.


      [sarcasm]
      Yeah, lord knows we have to get the word out on "global warming" and get people to stop driving so much and stuff. I feel like I need to DO something... like comment on a comment.
      [/sarcasm]

      Yeah, we need to be concerned about the environment, maintaining it, etc. BUT we are experiencing global warming, ie. global climate shift, and no matter how much corn you put in your gasoline, it is still going to happen because it isn't caused by the lack of corn in gasoline.

      There is a growing hysteria involved here, and when the sheeple start running in panic, there is always some jackass ready to run them his way, in order to cash in on it. (See "patriot act", "drug war", and "Iraq occupation" for examples of how good intentions can be manipulated en masse)

    5. Re:But what is the author's point? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      What do SUVs have to do with pollution? Oh I see what you did there; equate fuel comsumption with pollution.

      So what you're saying is that fuel consumption isn't related to pollution?

      Please explain.

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    6. Re:But what is the author's point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of vehicles that are more fuel efficient than SUVs and produce far more pollution.

  33. I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The argument that "yay more sunshine, more warmth, what's the fuss, party!" is generally not considered a serious one.

    Although arguing based on authority is something I don't usually do, but in the case of global warming most common people just display ignorance about the matter. That in itself is not a problem, but writing articles proclaiming truths which show signs that the guy didn't even bother to do basic research is bad. I wish people would try to inform themselves before trying to form the opinions of others.

    Science is complex, deal with it. Naive, overly simplistic ideas set off my bullshit alarm, like in the case of "paranormal" stuff.

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    1. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      If you wish laymen would STFU, why did you feel the need to post here then? Aren't you just as much of a laymen as the rest of us?

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    2. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I don't write articles based on concepts I'm not an expert in.

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    3. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by Omni-Cognate · · Score: 1

      I second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh this sentiment.

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    4. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by Jerf · · Score: 1

      "yay more sunshine, more warmth, what's the fuss, party!"... Science is complex, deal with it. Naive, overly simplistic ideas set off my bullshit alarm
      What about the "Boo, killer warmth, we're all doomed, panic!" argument?

      By your own standard, you ought to be applauding this article.
    5. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      I don't write articles based on concepts I'm not an expert in. What you seem to be missing here is that this article was written by a professional journalist. That journalist is obviously not going to be well versed in every field of study they might report on, however it is assumed that the scientists they interviewed do know what they are talking about.

      You seemed to be implying that no scientists were interviewed for research into this article. It is not like the story is coming from a blog of a slashdot reader with no quotes but rather from a widely circulated newspaper.

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    6. Re:I wish laymen would stfu about global warming by Mahjub+Sa'aden · · Score: 1

      The science, complex at is it, must be at least somewhat clear to have convinced the army of scientists who've bought in. I, for one, would love to see a healthy debate on these issues, not just a majority opinion. Is global warming really so clear, so concrete a fact that we must all believe it?

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  34. Sigh by debrain · · Score: 1

    According to Richard Tol, an environmental economist, "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

    Yes, but higher temperatures also mean more tropical diseases, particularly malaria, and notably the plethora of parasites and other pests which are currently controlled by cold winter cycles.

    My understanding (and it's limited, I admit) is that there is a reason the Northern Hemisphere has fewer problems with diseases, and that correlation is caused by the winter cold-cycle limiting the growth of aggressive and infectious disease. If that's true, and you take the cold-cycle away, there is nothing preventing these tropical diseases from growing here. Given this, I would expect that the savings in deaths due to the flu will be more than accommodated by the introduction of more aggressive diseases that are able to exist and persist in the newly temperate climate.

  35. Part FUD, part legit by dcskier · · Score: 1

    While tfa is biased and has its far share of fud, the argument it makes (which others have too) is a valid point. There have been at least 2 super continents, thousands of ice ages and geographic and atmospheric changes we can't even phantom. 99% of all species to walk this planet are extinct, and man has very very little to do with that. If the history of Earth was a day, humans have only been around for the last 4 seconds so this brief snapshot of the planet we consider to be the ideal state isn't the way things have always been (considering you agree w/ science and not a certain book). The planet has an always will change and we need to deal it with. I'm not saying we're aren't contributing to it and doesn't it at a much faster rate, but change is inevitable.

    Does this mean we shouldn't change our habits, absolutely not. But Global Warming doesn't mean it's time to prepare for the apocalypse. Adapt or die.

  36. Good points yet a few problems by Aeron65432 · · Score: 1
    I think this article brings up many great points, that global warming is not the end-all-be-all catastrophe that many portray it to be. Too much of the global warming debate is consumed by the dire predictions made by fairly alarmist scientists. I never really thought about the positives of global warming but it seems quite obvious. Hooray for the first Greenland-pioneer! I can see both sides of the debate from a personal level.


    First-positives. I'm originally from upstate NY, a region not exactly known for its' pleasant weather. Winter lasts from November->April (I am not kidding) with severe snowfalls from January till April. Just two weeks ago, a snowstorm blasted through and canceled classes at many of my friends colleges. (Snow day with 2 weeks of classes left is pretty crazy) Oswego, NY had over 8' of snow on the ground at one point during the February storms this year. Obviously we could deal with warmer weather.


    However, I go to college in New Orleans, and obviously with a warmer climate globally there would be a higher sea level. It is already difficult enough for this city with substandard levees, adding a few more feet to the height of the ocean and local waterbays would be catastrophic. For the Americans who say to hell with New Orleans, take a look at New York City. A rise in sea level would inundate the city, especially Manhattan and Brooklyn which both are low boroughs as well as directly in contact with the ocean.


    Overall while there may be positives the eroding of our seashores, the centers of economic activity, would definitely outweight the positives. Still an interesting piece though.

    1. Re:Good points yet a few problems by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Obviously we could deal with warmer weather.


      Except the majority of that snow you speak of was a result of the warmer temperatures we experienced this past winter. Because the lake stayed relatively warm, it was able to generate snow squalls all winter long. Normally it would be too cold to support off-lake snow by late January, early February.

      Warmer temperatures will typically mean more snow for the snowbelt.
  37. The other winners: Canadians by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    From the Der Spiegel article itself:

    Climate change will undoubtedly have losers -- but it will also have winners.
    Indeed, just five days before the Der Spiegel article, CBC ran a commentary Why Canadians may be cool to global warming warnings:

    I have run the idea that some amount of warming doesn't seem such a great evil for Toronto past friends and neighbours, and their heads nod. "Oh, yeah," said one in a voice bathed in a vat of sarcasm heated to about 150 degrees. "Everybody here just loves long, cold winters. That's why so many of us go ice fishing on Lake Ontario."

    What this means politically is that the climate debate in this country is going to have to be much more nuanced than elsewhere to make a lasting impact on the average resident. It is going to have to seriously take into consideration benefits. It's going to have to accept that some of the benefits are genuine improvements and not some oil company's propaganda.

    1. Re:The other winners: Canadians by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      [quote]Climate change will undoubtedly have losers -- but it will also have winners.[/quote]

      It already has winners. The people making a ton of money off the doom and gloom stories, scientific funding, eco-products, paid lectures, eco-Non-profits, etc.

  38. Bent out of shape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why everyone gets all bent out of shape. I admit, global warming is real, but it's NATURAL. The Earth has been doing this for as long as it's been around, and we have nothing to do with it. 99% of greenhouse gas is WATER VAPOR. There's nothing we can do even if we want to! Just chill out!

  39. Under water? by iago-vL · · Score: 1

    Many of the coastal cities/states/provinces may end up underwater. For example, Newfoundland, California, Vancouver... hmm, I'm starting to understand why life will get better!

    1. Re:Under water? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I think you might want to check that little piece of data. The oceans will probably rise, we think (We have been wrong before). But were talking less than 1 foot over 100 years. And thats the doom/gloom crowd. It could be as little as a few inches. I get the joke part. But this incorrect doom stuff has just gone too far.

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    2. Re:Under water? by iago-vL · · Score: 1

      Shh, you're stepping on my dreams! :P

  40. Winners and losers by grin · · Score: 1

    Just a sidenote: Newsweek [Europe] ran a very well written column about "Winners and losers of the global warming", which tried to show objectively what is most probably going to happen. Basically the rich countries get richer (like new beaches in scandinavia, lots of income for modern capitalist companies running building and salvage operations on the deserting places) and, guess what, poor countries gonna suffer most. Middle of Africa won't be a nice place to be, small islands going underwater etc. (Niue photos, anyone? Hurry.) Overall: we won't die. But some of us, the poorer part, definitely will. (And it's not a hoax anymore.)

  41. Know your source... by lxs · · Score: 2, Informative

    The flagship publication of the reactionary publishing house Springer Presse puts forth an article in favor of heavy oil and coal consumption?

    That's unpossible!

    1. Re:Know your source... by PatriceVignon · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are an idiot. Der Spiegel is independently owned and has nothing to do with Springer (Germany's version of Murdoch's publishing empire). In fact it could probably not be further in their slant from Springer's media.
      And if you would have read the article you would have also noticed that it does not favor "heavy oil and coal consumption". It simply states that some areas of the world might actually benefit from higher temperatures (mostly northern countries), and that some others would not. So RTFA!

    2. Re:Know your source... by ejoty · · Score: 1

      Here is a source for you: http://www.spiegelgruppe.de/spiegelgruppe/home.nsf /D008083F883D828BC1256FFD004AC3E0/$file/SP-Gruppe_ Beteiligungen.jpg Click on the beautiful picture. It tells you that Spiegel is owned by the heirs of Spiegel-founder Augstein, the employees and publishing company Gruner & Jahr. Don't confuse Spiegel with Springer's tabloid Bild.

    3. Re:Know your source... by jrady · · Score: 1

      Der Spiegel a part of Springer? since frigging when?
      Der Spiegel Verlagsgruppe is still independent, at least not affiliated with Springer.
      Actually quite the contrary: Founder Rudolf Augstein has this famous quote going for him:
      "im Zweifelsfalle links" in english: "when in doubt, were left-wing...".
      Thats "treehugging, babykilling faggot commie liberals" for our friends from the other side of the atlantic.
      I am anything but a SPiegel Fan-boy, but calling them part of Springer? thats like calling the daily show a part of fox news primetime....

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    4. Re:Know your source... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      You are thinking of "Stern" not "Der Spiegel". The latter is a investigative political magazine with a good reputation, not the one of "Hitler's diaries" fame. Regardless the article is still a fluff piece.

  42. Global Warming Assumptions... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    The "big 4" global warming assumptions:

    1) The earth is warming due to an increase in carbon dioxide in the atmosphere
    2) Humans are causing the atmospheric carbon dioxide increase
    3) Humans can control the atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration
    4) A warming earth will cause bad things for humankind

    You have to fervently believe in all four of these to be a true believer. If you don't, you're just another mindless neanderthal who doesn't care about the planet. The article questions No. 4 and should be ridiculed and banned, of course.

    1. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by giafly · · Score: 1

      You have to fervently believe in all four of these [global warming assumptions] to be a true believer. If you don't, you're just another mindless neanderthal who doesn't care about the planet.
      Remind me again, where the neanderthals now? They were just as intelligent as humans you know. What makes you 100% certain that we - unlike them - will survive any change to the environment?
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    2. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by emmons · · Score: 1

      Geico will have to change its advertising campaign.

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    3. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      5.) Destroying the world economy by artificially raising fuel prices to ridiculous levels (while giving the world's 2nd and 4th largest economies a free pass) is going to create a better world for us than just dealing with the previous 4.

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    4. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

      Edward Tufte believes that terse and inaccurate bullet points are the enemy of science.

      The article (not the best, and in a populist magazine) states: "The truth is probably somewhere between these two extremes. Climate change will undoubtedly have losers -- but it will also have winners. There will be a reshuffling of climate zones on earth. And there is something else that we can already say with certainty: The end of the world isn't coming any time soon."

      If you read scientific journals, this is nothing new. This is hardly "questioning 'A warming earth will cause bad things for humankind'".

      For an article that quotes a tabloid as evidence of rampant fears of catastrophe.. it's actually not that bad. If you read it.

      "Keeping a cool head is a good idea because, for one thing, we can no longer completely prevent climate change. No matter how much governments try to reduce carbon dioxide emissions, it will only be possible to limit the rise in global temperatures to about 2 degrees Celsius (3.6 degrees Fahrenheit) by the end of the century."

      So, if we do everything we can to limit and reduce CO2 levels, the best outcome will be a 3.6 degree rise in average temperature, which will not be as catastrophic as the 10-15 degree rise caused by unchecked rising CO2 levels.

      "Nevertheless, sea levels will rise worldwide as higher temperatures cause the water in the oceans to expand. In addition, more water will flow into the ocean with the gradual thawing of the Greenland ice sheet. All things considered, however, in the current IPCC report climatologists are predicting a rise in sea levels of only about 40 centimeters (16 inches)" (also from the same article)

      This would be devastating to the Netherlands, unless they divert a lot of money, time, and resources to raise the dikes by another couple feet. Money, time, energy, and resources that could've been spent on medical care, education.. many other things. It's not just The Netherlands, Venice, and New Orleans that'll be hurt by even a foot-and-a-half of extra ocean. A lot of coastal cities would be affected to different degrees. According to the article, that 16 inches of worldwide average increase would mean a 31 inch increase along the German coast (new to me).

      Shifting rainfall patterns will cause joy in some places, and disaster in others. Given how much effort has been put into using or diverting rainfall/water the way it is now, how will it affect people on average when the rainfall moves a few hundred miles closer or farther? When it decreases or increases by 30% in a region? 50%? 100%?

      Even war and plague makes some people wealthy, so it's no surprise that even severe global warming will really benefit some people and even some nations (on average). But who uses that as an argument to discredit global warming? Get all the facts, and don't put your faith in pundits or newspapers. Get your data as close to the source as possible.

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    5. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by dreamer-of-rules · · Score: 1

      Darn, I meant to include a link to the IPCC Climate Change 2007 report. It's PDF, but only 1.3MB. It's intended for policy makers, so it uses smaller words, and explains it more than in a scientific journal. However, it liberally references the sources, and uses precise language.

      http://www.ipcc.ch/SPM2feb07.pdf

      Background on the working group(s) and the report:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intergovernmental_Pan el_on_Climate_Change

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPCC_Fourth_Assessmen t_Report

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    6. Re:Global Warming Assumptions... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively: first assumption #1 is ridiculed, then #2, and now that debating #3 is no longer convincing anybody, the deniers move to erect a smokescreen around #4. Anybody who thinks that's silly should be ridiculed and banned, of course.

  43. That's the Mode on the Right by Ophion · · Score: 1

    They cite figures for places about which Western media care while ignoring the corollary--increased incidence of tropical and sub-tropical disease.

  44. Catastrophic Migrations by denominateur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No matter which positive aspects this warming trend has, I think it's also important to look at the flux of refugees that will eventually develop when (if?) most the southern hemisphere transforms into a desert. I'm sure we Europeans would be happy to welcome all North Africans on our shores because their arable land has completely dried out while you guys will embrace most of South and all of Central America moving to the States.

    1. Re:Catastrophic Migrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you guys will embrace most of South and all of Central America moving to the States"

      No silly, that's what the fence is for, you guys better get started on one...

    2. Re:Catastrophic Migrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw that, how's canada gonna deal with all of us americans?

    3. Re:Catastrophic Migrations by BrandonReese · · Score: 1

      If the ice caps or greenland melts won't that mean through evaporation of that water there will be more moisture in the air. Then won't it have to rain somewhere once that moisture builds up to a point? How do we know it won't rain more in North Africa or Central America and make them less of a desert?

    4. Re:Catastrophic Migrations by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The same models of climate which predict increased global temperatures also predict increased precipitation in mid-latitudes but decreased precipitation in the subtropics. That being said, the models are less reliable at predicting precipitation than temperature.

    5. Re:Catastrophic Migrations by gerfunked · · Score: 1

      Well, call me crazy, but the way it looks to me over here in the states, I do not think they are waiting for global warming to fully kick in.

  45. Okay, it's not a bug by Bullfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's now a feature. I love how spinners work, first, it was not happening, then it was not humans really doing it, now the spin is that it is happening, but it's actually a good thing.

    It's like a politician caught in a lie trying to turn it to virtue.

  46. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Your tomatoes will be lovely, and you will still have magnificent Southern bacon, but when Raleigh creeps from Zone 7 to Zone 9, your lettuce is going to bolt before you even get the seeds in the ground. Think of the poor BLTs!

  47. Only a fool counts costs and not benefits by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Errrr, climate change has both positive and negative effects. If the cost of reducing carbon emissions is greater than the sum of the positive and negative effects of global warming, why should we spend the money to reduce carbon emissions? Are you saying that scientists shouldn't do this research? Isn't that a rather faith-based idea? What's the difference between you and a believer in creationism? They don't question cretinism, and you don't question global warming. /me buys you a white coat so you can better pretend to be a scientist.

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    1. Re:Only a fool counts costs and not benefits by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      Errrr, climate change has both positive and negative effects.

      Sure.

      If the cost of reducing carbon emissions is greater than the sum of the positive and negative effects of global warming, why should we spend the money to reduce carbon emissions?

      Cause that would require not just a slight increase in temperature to have a overall positive effect, but a steady rise in temperature caused by a steady rise of carbon emissions (which is the current state) to also have a overall positive effect. That's theoretically possible, but a bit too far-fetched to worry about.

      Are you saying that scientists shouldn't do this research?

      I can't be certain that he wouldn't say it, but he certainly didn't. :-)

      What's the difference between you and a believer in creationism?

      He's assuming the scientific mainstream is correct, a creationist on the other hand ignores the known available evidence so that he can cling to his faith.

      They don't question cretinism, and you don't question global warming.

      I don't question cretinism either - it's certainly around. ;-) However he's questioning a fluff piece printed in a political magazine, based on the knowledge that some special interest groups are spending a lot of money in order to disseminate false information. I don't completely share the GPs concerns regarding Der Spiegel. It has a good reputation as an investigative political journal, though no particular expertise in science. I'd assume that the scientist they quoted is not a paid shill, cause they'd probably find out about that. However they lack the competence to evaluate science - they published because it sounds interesting and will attract readers. If you want valid information on new scientific developments you'd be better off with a science journal.

  48. EuroCentric Scientific Racist by macaca0339 · · Score: 1

    Just to remind everyone, there are countries near the equator that are warm enough as they are. For every person who survives a flu in Germany, please rest assured a few thousand will die of thirst (water sources drying up), hunger (food production will decrease), disease, floods and all sorts of pestilence that ultimately spring from the inability of the greedy SUV owning middle class westerners to limit their conspicuous consumption.

  49. Sigh.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article is a nice try to put some good spin on Global Warming. To some extent, they're right. There will be positive effects from an overall warmer climate: Siberia won't be quite so forbidding. Canada could get some better agricultural areas. Cold spells will kill hundreds less of homeless people in nothern latitudes.

    The problem is that this is akin to talking about the positive effects of smoking: weightloss, fewer old people to draw down retirement benefits, etc. It's disingenuous and generally only used to mask the drawbacks. Is it a necessary part of the discussion? Of course. Does it change the negative aspects of Global Warming? No. Do the negative aspects of Global Warming outweigh the positive aspects? Yes. The cost of Global Warming is still going to be in the trillions, because people generally already accounted for this.

    Fewer deaths from flu spells will be offset by increasing deaths by malaria (which is already migrating north). Actually, reading through the article, it seems that the author has no idea about what has already happened, and is content with merely posting speculation about what could happen. I'm reminded of the troll piece recently posted on C|Net about intellectual property. Same lack of content, same latching onto vague promises that have not materialized, same complete lack of evidence for their position.

    I'm off to tagging the article flamebait.

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    1. Re:Sigh.... by savuporo · · Score: 1

      Have you been to Siberia in summer ? Believe me, the hotter it gets, the more hostile it is. Just mosquitoes will eat you alive. Definitely put warming of siberia down in the negative section.

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    2. Re:Sigh.... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      "...same latching onto vague promises that have not materialized..."

      Kind of sounds like environmental alarmists over the past twenty years, don't you think? Wasn't the depletion of the ozone layer supposed to have killed us all off by now?

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    3. Re:Sigh.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Ohhh... that's a fun one. You know why the ozone layer isn't gone? Because we did something about it! Remember CFCs? No? Good! That's because they were banned after it was found that they are the main source of the ozone degradation over the antarctic. If you want to use counter examples to environmentalist hysteria, at least get a good one. The global cooling scare is popular, even if its description is inaccurate.

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    4. Re:Sigh.... by argStyopa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Do the negative aspects of Global Warming outweigh the positive aspects? Yes."

      Really? It would be nice to live in such certainty, however, that certainly smells like something from the genus Factus Internetis Sphincterum to me. For every negative you can think of, I can probably think of an equal or greater net positive. That makes one of us either a Pollyanna or a Cassandra. Personally, I expect the reality will fall somewhere in the middle, as usual.

      Here's a little quiz:
      Take any point in history.
      Now, what are the odds that the world's climate on that day will be exactly the same as it is 100 years later?

      To put it another way...if you plop a city down somewhere, and then move forward through time, the odds that city will suffer some catastrophic event - from earthquake, to war, to flood, to famine, to plague - reaches near-unity. Put it on a coastline and you've probably DOUBLED your odds of 'something bad' over time.

      Climate has never stood still. It was historically both warmer and colder than today. It will be both warmer and colder in the future. Accept that the world in which our society is built (and that includes infrastructure, national boundaries, etc.) is all just ephemera compared to the natural processes of a planet.

      Suddenly, this hairless ape that infests almost every corner of the landmass of this planet thinks that it's his fault. Cute, but kinda pathetic.

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    5. Re:Sigh.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personally, I expect reality to be just what it is - reality. Picking two opposite positions and claiming that reality is in the middle is mind-boggingly simple-minded, not to mention generally wrong.

      I'll just point out that the problem at hand is not change, but man-made change that will hurt. A lot.

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    6. Re:Sigh.... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Here's a little quiz:
      Take any point in history.
      Now, what are the odds that the world's climate on that day will be exactly the same as it is 100 years later? It's a red herring. Sure, the climate varies naturally, and sure, that has resulted in negative impacts for various cities. The fact that it happens naturally, however, doesn't mean that it's desirable for us to add to it, at an accelerated rate.

    7. Re:Sigh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the first two paragraphs - you state:
      "The cost of Global Warming is still going to be in the trillions"

      And your argument?
      "because people generally already accounted for this"

      Interesting argument.

      As for malaria spreading north .. well, if you're talking about Southern Africa, then you should know that the spread of malaria there has virtually nothing to do with climate change. It is due to DDT not being used during the past 30 years. Prior to this, malaria had been fought quite successfully in Southern Africa using DDT. Even WHO has had to start to backtrack on their previously extreme message on DDT (for example, see this press release from WHO: http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2006/ pr50/en/index.html ). It took a few million lives for the WHO to finally admit that they were wrong.. If the ban on DDT is removed - then you will see a massive drop (down to levels previously seen prior to the DDT ban) of malariadeaths.

    8. Re:Sigh.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      True, I made a guess about people having already accounted for positive effects. That's simply because I haven't heard any howling that they haven't. With the attention that some people pay to these reports, I assume that people tried that approach already.

      As for the spread of malaria, I was talking of the move of Malaria into Italy.

      DDT is a solution to malaria, but not in the way that was advocated earlier (just spraying the swamps). It's far more effective to coat the bed-nettings with it.

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    9. Re:Sigh.... by dharbee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'll just point out that the problem at hand is not change, but man-made change that will hurt. A lot."

      How do you know this? You seem to be missing the point that you CAN'T know this, as it hasn't happened yet. The data is not sufficient to make his sort of hyperbolic claim, yet there you are making it.

      The reality is exactly what GP said, somewhere in the middle. You seem somewhat attached to the idea that it will be catastrophic, and completely averse to admitting that it may not be.

    10. Re:Sigh.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      See here: http://www.ipcc.ch/SPM13apr07.pdf. The beauty of science is that it allows us to not only make predictions about the future, but to also know how likely is that the predictions will come to pass. Current science is saying that the change will hurt a lot. I haven't found anything that causes me to disagree with the summary paper and a lot that makes it very plausible, therefore I am endorsing its conclusions.

      Simple stuff, really.

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    11. Re:Sigh.... by jgtheok · · Score: 1

      "Suddenly, this hairless ape that infests almost every corner of the landmass of this planet thinks that it's his fault. Cute, but kinda pathetic."

      I'm always amused when someone dismisses the consensus opinion of the global community of scientific experts (achieved after two generations of intense debate) by invoking pop psychology. Or to put it another way, looks like this particular bad stuff IS our fault. But you at least didn't put forward any conspiracy theories.

      "Do the negative aspects of Global Warming outweigh the positive aspects? Yes."

      There's a good deal of hysteria about global warming. A permanent climate change would have good as well as bad effects... However, the transition period could get ugly. Unexpected weather typically means worse crop yields, and until farmers learn the new parameters there will be lots of unexpected weather. Google "Great Leap Forward" for historically recent outcome of massive agricultural sector failure...

      Of course changes in temperature/precipitation might occur gradually (over centuries rather than decades). But given how important certain wind/water currents are, IMHO assuming no sudden climate changes is serious Polyanna territory.

    12. Re:Sigh.... by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the return of malaria to Italy? The word malaria itself is derived from italian. See some history. Notice places like Paris, Britian, and Canada are in there.

      Global warming will cause some problems, but malaria is not one of them.

      T

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    13. Re:Sigh.... by strikethree · · Score: 1

      If Global Warming is so bad, then Global Cooling must be good? I doubt you are implying that, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind after reading many of your exuberant comments decrying Global Warming.

      Personally, I would be happier with a warmer Earth. Do not get me wrong, I would not want average temps to be hovering just north of the 100F mark, but warmer to me is better than being colder...

      But the temperature is not really what all this yelling and screaming is about. For me, and I suspect many others, we want a relatively non-polluted environment. I mean, who wants to go SCUBA diving and have plastic bags float across their line of sight? Who wants to have their ears get nasty bacterial infections shortly afterwards? The ocean is quite pretty and desirable the way it was 100 years ago.

      I LOVE breathing clean air. I was sitting on top of Mount Soledad near La Jolla several years ago. Baby clouds were beig created right above my head as the fresh breeze from the ocean flowed upwards. I did not really notice how clean the air was as I was reading the Arabian Nights in that peaceful location... but after several hours, I started to drive home. I merged onto I5 and my nose started burning. The sudden immersion into polluted air was absolutely horrible. Ugh, I had to move from San Diego after that.

      strike

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  50. "Better" is subjective by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    It'd definitely be different. But "better" depends on what you look at.

    The thawing of the Siberian and Canadian tundras could more than double the amount of arable land, providing more food than we could possible use, as well as provide land for trees which could halt the process. Done with some intelligence, we could "tune" the climate and the planet, and turn problems into solutions.

    On the other hand, by the 2080's, the summer high temperatures in the southeastern US would average around 115. The energy use for the increased air conditioning could accelerate the process.

    The simple solution is to move everyone from Flordia to Canada and and Siberia to become farmers. They'll have to go somewhere, because Florida will be almost entirely under water.

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    1. Re:"Better" is subjective by Sanakan · · Score: 1

      Where I live in Germany, I have a minimum temperature of -5 celsius for at most one week a year and in the summer 2 month over 30 celsius with peaks at 37. I don't think increasing the temperature any more will safe more lives than it will cost.

  51. Plague, malaria, and the insect manace by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

    Already there are reports in Italy and Norway of an increase in non-native insects moving north into new territory. Sure, it might be nice to avoid frostbite due to global climate change, but at the expense of catching the plague or malaria, it ain't much of a bargain.

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    1. Re:Plague, malaria, and the insect manace by crush · · Score: 1

      The insect problem won't just be disease. They like to eat a lot of the things mammals like to eat. We'd better be prepared to switch to a new diet of pesticides and insects.

  52. Tipping Points? by StCredZero · · Score: 1

    What about Tipping Points?

    Things might really suck for us!

  53. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by mrcdeckard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not all doom and gloom, folks. There will be extensive collateral damages, whole species will be lost, but life has a way of moving on. And Homo sapiens is one of the most adaptable vertebrates on this planet, so I'm sure we'll find a way to thrive through this.


    i notice that the ones that are comfortable with "collateral damage" are the ones who won't be -- or at least believe they won't be -- "collateral damage".

    note that i'm not necessarily talking about, just making an observation in the general.

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  54. But what about the Polar Bears?!! by krygny · · Score: 1

    We have the technology to save them. We weren't around to help the Woolly Mammoths but we can do something about the Polar Bears. Let's make sure nature doesn't fuck up again.

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  55. Bedevere Science (B.S.) by scottennis · · Score: 2, Funny

    "This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

  56. This just in... by mikech@rbsgi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple.

  57. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by e1618978 · · Score: 1

    Raleigh is betwen 250 and 300 feet above sea level, and the total sea level rise if all the ice melted is about 270 feet, so I hope you are on a hill. The ice caps start really coming apart at 4 degrees C warmer than now, which is within projections for the 21st century.

  58. Ummm..... No... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    This seems to me to be more of the same from the denial team.

    No, global warming will not make things better for all species. Many areas rely on snow pack melt off in the spring and summer months to supply needed water. If the snow packs melt early or don't form at all it causes drought.

    I believe the figures are something like forty percent of the world depends on snow pack melt off for their summer water supply.

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  59. I live in Glasgow by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

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  60. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meanwhile no one in Australia or Africa is growing anything because both have turned into continent sized deserts.

  61. Is that a joke? Sounds like a joke. I can't tell. by snowwrestler · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's all there for a great satire: The vaguarity. The complete lack of citation. The telling reference to a controversial and widely decried TV movie. The potent mixture of credulity and cynicism. The reference to the sun.

    On the other hand it might a real person who's just new to the subject and not very knowledgable yet.

    If it's a joke then Internet Honor demands that I stay away and not get hooked. But if it's an honest post, Internet Honor demands that I respond with well-reasoned rational counters to everything that's wrong.

    Maybe I should just go with a goatse link.

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  62. Lake front? by neoform · · Score: 1

    "lake front"?

    I'm guessing you haven't heard of the rising oceans thing..

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    1. Re:Lake front? by Keys1337 · · Score: 1

      You mean all the lakes are going to rise too!!? Holy crap, I better build my ark.

    2. Re:Lake front? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      A rising tide lifts all boats! That's why global warming will "make life on Earth better, not just for humans, but all species"!

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    3. Re:Lake front? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are not rising.

  63. Gah!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! by perrin5 · · Score: 1

    This is awful!

    Please resection this article to FICTION.

    1) Humans need OXYGEN to survive. Increased CO2 and changes in ocean temperatures will massively impact the growth of pyhtoplankton, the largest producer of oxygen in the world (look it up yourselves.

    2) "Scientists" are not acting as preachers here. In fact, the only people who think we are actually shrieking that the world is ending is people who don't want to have to change our CO2 emmissions.

    3) I actually agree about climate change changing economic tourism etc. That's well and good.

    Hawaii will be either A) underwater, or B) uninhabitable.

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  64. Unknow factors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For anyone with a brain in their head the unknown consequences of global warming can be seen. Here is a recent example. I just went fly fishing in the Cariboo region of British Columbia, and saw the Fraser River rise two feet in one day. Having lived in Prince George I can tell you that this is not at all normal. The reason for the extremely rapid rise was the fact that there is no longer a stable lodge pole pine forest left in the interior plateau area of British Columbia that once held back and aspirated large rain events. The pine forests have been all killed off in the last 5 years by the mountain pine beetle. This is a direct result of global warming as the pine beetle is usually killed off by 3-4 weeks of -40f weather in the winter. The entire interior plateau (an area of pine forest) larger than most American states has been completely deforested in a very short period of time.

    As to the idiotic head in the sand attitude to global warming going on in the so called Bush sponsored American apologist scientific community I have no doubt that their funding is coming from Chaney oil lobby. All you have to do is really look at what is happening around you, forget listening to these morons!

  65. Der Spiegel is German! by cyberianpan · · Score: 1

    I never ceased to be amazed at the sheer number of "Global Warming's a Myth / Good for Us" stories in American Newspapers and on American websites. That's nice, but Der Spiegel which printed TFA is German!
  66. I find it interesting that... by ProteusQ · · Score: 1

    those who treat the direst predictions about Global Warming as fact also treat Darwinian evolution as fact and yet are absolutely terrified about the natural implications of both theories: namely that you're going to die, it's going to unpleasant if not painful, and ultimately there's nothing you can do about it.

    Standard disclaimer: no, I don't believe that Global Warming is fake; and if you're planning to equate speaking ill of Darwin with being a Creationist, I'd suggest going here first.

  67. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by EllisDees · · Score: 1

    Nice way to not read TFA:

    "But it quickly became apparent that the horrific tale of a melting South Pole was nothing but fiction. The average temperature in the Antarctic is -30 degrees Celsius. Humanity cannot possibly burn enough oil and coal to melt this giant block of ice. On the contrary, current climate models suggest that the Antarctic will even increase in mass: Global warming will cause more water to evaporate, and part of that moisture will fall as snow over Antarctica, causing the ice shield to grow. As a result, the total rise in sea levels would in fact be reduced by about 5 cm (2 inches)."

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  68. In a related story... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Amputees find they save money on socks.

    Really, the title and claims are too vague to even argue about. make "life" "better"? Which species? How many? Better for otters or better for Rush Limbaugh's ego?

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  69. Brilliant reasoning! by brian0918 · · Score: 1

    Did you also know that among suicide victims, the cases of death by cancer, disease, or AIDS are on average 0.0! This is strong evidence that we should advocate suicide to our children.

    Just because something causes fewer deaths in one particular category doesn't mean that overall it causes fewer deaths, or that it won't increase other causes of death (for example... oh I dunno... heat exhaustion, maybe).

  70. Hurray! The Rich will have fewer sniffles... by am-not · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and everyone in Bangladesh can move to Germany.

  71. Soviet joke by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    In capitalist world, New Yorkers go to Florida.

    In grand new Soviet World, Florida comes to the New York.

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  72. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Xoltri · · Score: 1

    Milder winders are actually causing problems with trade routes to the arctic. A lot of the stuff that gets delivered gets done so in the winter on ice roads, and with milder winters the window in which the lakes are frozen enough to drive large semi trucks on is getting narrower and narrower.

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  73. But, But, But ... by SengirV · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... All the leftists are blaming the historically bad Hurricane season of 2006 on Bush.

    Huh? There was no bad hurricane season of 2006?

    Nevermind.

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  74. What About Sunspots? by pln2bz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if these future weather forecasts factor in the effects of sunspots and cosmic rays?

    Of the people out there that are *very* familiar with the technical aspects of global warming, I'm very curious what you guys think about the correlation between sunspots and global temperatures? Have you guys seen "The Great Global Warming Swindle" documentary that talks about research that demonstrates an 800 year gap between co2 and temperature (where temperature changes *precede* co2 changes)?

    I'm really curious what the rebuttal to that is. Please no hostile responses. Just trying to use my analytical mind to figure out what to believe based upon the evidence (since I don't put much stock in consensus science) ...

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    1. Re:What About Sunspots? by unapersson · · Score: 1

      You might want to read this as a companion piece.

      The sunspots stuff was discredited years ago, I'm sure you can find the information easily enough if you have a look.

    2. Re:What About Sunspots? by pln2bz · · Score: 1
      That article ignores a lot of the points brought up by the documentary. For instance, how is it possible that the weather forecaster in the documentary could have been having success predicting the weather based upon sunspots if the cosmic ray link is "discredited"? Is it true that water vapor would have a dramatically larger greenhouse effect than co2? Is there an 800 year lag with temperature preceding co2 when you zoom into Al Gore's correlation curves?

      The only technical information it contains is:

      So is the sun responsible now?

      Some sceptics say so and probably it played the major role until quite recently. But over the past three decades, solar activity has scarcely risen, while temperatures have shot up - a fact disguised in the film. What has gone up is CO2 and even top sceptic Nigel Lawson admits it is "highly likely" that the gas has "played a significant part" in global warming this century.
      It's really hard to get objective information on this stuff.
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  75. Not true! by brennanw · · Score: 1

    I know creatinoists who believe the science on climate change.

    I can't speak to any flat-earthers, I've never met one.

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  76. hmmm by Vexorian · · Score: 1
    Higher world temperature = less water

    more population + less water = !

    So yeah, we will enjoy some more tropical weather, of course, we'll need to get along with the frigging mosquitoes and war will be for water and not oil, that's better!

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  77. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans have pretty much already done that. The Moors turned north Africa into a desert when they wiped out all of the vineyards. The european settlers turned much of the American Southwest into a desert with overgrazing, in South America, slash and burn farming is doing the same thing, and the Russian approach to irrigation is making the ground saline enough to be effectively a desert. So what's changed? Ph by the way, a huge part of Australia is already a desert, and has been a long time. Same thing with salinity though is happening there.

  78. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What part of "don't bother replying without data" is too complicated for you? I most certainly am not dead wrong about that; I've got a history in this. You, I suspect, do not. (Whatever fool moderated that "informative" doesn't have the slightest idea how moderation works; saying "nuh-uh" is not informative in the slightest.)

    Stop claiming to know things you don't. Either cite actual data, or shut your mouth. All you're doing is spreading environment FUD. The problem is, this kind of FUD can do us all very real, very permanent damage.

    Cite data next time, or consider yourself called a liar in public.

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  79. Catalina is burning, Griffith park is burnt, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okefenokee Swamp is burning: 100000 acres.
    Early heat has meant early wildfires. Meanwhile, the Missouri River floods and tornados destroy the entire town of Greensburg, Kansas.

    The climate seems to be getting real wild, right now. Pay me enough though, and I'll tell you thats just normal variation in the weather and it will all be ok.... let it warm, it will make the poles a tropical paradise I'm sure.

    Global warming might make things better somewhere else, but I'm not real keen on moving, and right now things are getting real nasty here.

  80. Hm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these posts, and nobody mentions computer cooling and the rising costs of maintaining datacenters and the like?

    Is this Slashdot? D:

  81. Global Warming? Feh! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I listen to the BBC World Service every day on my way to and from work. In my gas-guzzling SUV.

    Just about every story is about how the world is ending, mostly because of man-made global warming. Yesterday, I heard that dams and hydro-electric power release more greenhouse gases than coal-fire electric plants. If they keep on like this, the only option for humanity will be mass suicide. Though, only if a decomposing corpse releases less methane than a living person, I guess.

    Earlier this week there was a story about RFID devices in trash cans, to measure and control the amount of garbage thrown out by Britons. If this were in support of the George Bush's Global War on Terror, the masses would be out on the streets, but any invasive authoritarian measure can be justified in order to "Save the Earth" (tm).

    I'm over it. Bother me no more with stories of global warming. At this stage, it's become a catchphrase to justify all sorts of bureaucratic intrusion and control, instigated by the watermelon left (green outside, red inside).

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  82. That part everyone is missing... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    I agree that there certianly have been times in the geologic past when the earth was hotter, and colder, and CO2 was in higher - or lower - concentration. It's "just a few degrees" right? More summer sounds like a good idea, of course, unless you hate the heat of the summer.

    Everytime someone touts the variations over the life of the earth, I'm always compelled to point out that almost nothing that was alive then is alive now. So as long as you're not really concered about becoming extinct, it's not a big deal. Whether climate change occurs "naturally" or by human intervention is somewhat irrelevant if the end result is that we are all going to die. It seems that it is in our best interest to maintain the status quo. To do so, we should not be ignoring the changes as "inevitable" but determining what effects we can have to keep the system stable. That's a pretty big order, but given the consequeces I think a little forethought might not be a bad idea.

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  83. Absolutely correct.. let me add by fury88 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Viruses survive more in warmer weather. Though we associate the common cold with colder temperatures, the cold actually inhibits them from growing. Viruses are more prevalent in the winter because humans are in closer proximity to each other due to the fact that they are inside more.

    1. Re:Absolutely correct.. let me add by barakn · · Score: 1

      Viruses survive more in warmer weather. Though we associate the common cold with colder temperatures, the cold actually inhibits them from growing.

      Viruses grow only in their hosts, and if their hosts are human, which self-regulate their temperature, then they will only grow in a very narrow temperature range. In fact, fevers are regarded by some as a way of inhibiting viral growth by increasing the body temperature beyond the virus's optimal temperature.

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  84. Ok who actually read the article by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1

    Or just like a PlayBoy, just looked at the pictures

  85. a nonstereotypical persective by circletimessquare · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    the two most stereotypical perspectives on global warming center on two points: whether mankind is changing the environment, and what to do about our impact

    stereotype #1 is:
    1. mankind isn't changing the environment, it's just changing naturally, and
    2. we don't have to change our behavior, we have no impact

    stereotype #2 is:
    1. mankind is changing the environment, and
    2. we have to change our behavior by impacting our environment LESS

    i am of another mind:
    1. who cares if mankind is changing the environment or not. whether natural or manmade, the earth is clearly warming. i don't care about who is to blame, that's a political partisan's game.
    2. we have to change our behavior by impacting our environment MORE ...but impact it positively. in other words, mankind is obviously the steward of this planet. arguing about our negative impact and concluding we can lessen the footprint of 6 billion plus rapidly modernizing human beings is insane. how about this: i accept we have a negative, unintentional impact. so counter with a positive intentional impact

    we should be actively cooling the planet: seeding dead areas of the ocean with iron to sequester CO2, for example. or purposefully trigger a volcanic eruption to cool the atmosphere with high smog. all sorts of dieas exist

    and the point of trying to cool the planet? not to return it to some natural state as if mankind didn't exist, but to actively terraform earth to our liking. there are a million moneyed and vested interests: rich coastal communities sensitive to sealevel, agriculture sensitive to rain, plain old nostalgia, etc.

    the point would be, at first, to try and maintain the earth as we have been used to it the last 1,000 years. then, we could talk about things like: if we have another krakatoa or such (increased volcanic activity initiated a little ice age in the early 1800s), we could temporarily increase our C02 output to offset the cooling that would create. and given enough time, maybe we can micromanage the greening of the sahara by changing ocean currents on purpose (in such a way that the UK or the caribbean aren't affected). who knows.

    the whole point is, NOT having an impact is an impossibility. once you accept that fact, that we WILL have an impact, one way or another, then you embrace the idea of actively counteracting your negatvie impact

    i really think that saying we have no impact on the atmosphere (and shouldn't change our behavior), or expecting us to have no impact on the atmosphere (and that we somehow could have no impact), are both completely useless points of view. the issue for BOTH sides of the climate debate is to ACCEPT that mankind IS impacting the environment, and will CONTINUE to do so. this changes the tenor of the debate from one of denial of current or future no impact to "ok, we have an impact, what can we do to make our impact POSITIVE."

    on a deepr philosophical level, no problem was ever solved by walking away from the situation. are you more interested in assigning political blame? or do you want to make the earth cooler? any problem is improved by MORE involvement, not less. this lesson applies to those who would deny that we have an impact now, and those who somehow beleive we could ever have no impact

    an active hand on the thermostat: pushing it up at time, pushing it down at times, through various manipulations, is the right answer. MORE manipulation of our environment, not less. and to do it for completely selfish human interests is not a problem too: for the most part, mankind wants the planet to stay habitable and temperate

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    1. Re:a nonstereotypical persective by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this OT? Is it novel? No, but it ain't OT.

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  86. It doesn't matter! by HappySmileMan · · Score: 0

    The question isn't whether global warming will make life better or worse, for how much people, or for how long. I just personally don't think of it as "a chance we have to take".

    In my opinion (despite famine, poverty and war today), the world is already a very well-functioning organism (OH NOES it's the gaia theory, or someone can't think of a better word) and I personally don't think we need to take a chance, it works fine now and there's a good chance it won't work as well if we just sit back and let global warming take place.

    While we obviously can't stop it now, if we can delay it we may eventually be able to start reversing damage, or at least figure out whether it's going to be good or bad

  87. SLASHDOT, NOOOOOOO! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    How dare you, Slashdot! You have posted blasphemy in the name of Our Religion. The sins of man have sullied our great Eden, and when the Judgement Day comes and the waters flood and the fires burn, it will fall on your head, so sayeth the Lord Gore. You must repent your sins and pray through ritual recycling, carbon credits to make companies rich, dangerous mercury bulbs, and higher taxes. You damn Christian capitalists and your fundamentalist religion. You're a bunch of Nazis! Now pay the government for the shame of your existence.

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    1. Re:SLASHDOT, NOOOOOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought you were being ironic but then read your signature and realized your sarcasm hides your true beliefs. That unfortunately makes you far less than brave.

    2. Re:SLASHDOT, NOOOOOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That unfortunately makes you far less than brave.

      This enlightenment brought to you by Anonymous Coward, MCXVII.
  88. It's a good question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The conclusions may be bogus, but this is exactly the kind of analyses we need to start working on now. We need to drop this false catastrophe/rosey scenerio dichotomy bullshit and project, to the best of our ability, what will really happen in a warming world. Right now, the future projections are based too much on ideology and/or elitist social engineering and not enough on actual science. And these projections matter if we want sensible policy decisions based on reality, instead of policy driven by ideologically colored speculation. Ultimately we will have to make political value judgements. The tanstaafl principle applies here. Intervention or non-intervention is going to have disparate impacts on different ecosystems and societies. There will be trade offs no matter what we do or don't do. However, we can't even begin to sanely valuate the various trade-offs unless we know what they actually are. Unfortunately, it seems people on all sides of the global warming issue would rather grind their axes and myopically focus on their narrow self-interest (and yes, even environmentalists are pursuing self-interest even if they think they're just looking after the common good) than patiently, and openly try to look at what the evidence tells us good and bad. I fear the result is going to be disastrous either way: horrible over-intervention that just increases the power of special interests, lines the pockets of the connected, and decreases freedom, or a blind failure to even prepare for negative impacts, resulting in tremendous suffering. The middle road really appears to be one less traveled right now.

  89. Why so much nonsense on /.? by enodo · · Score: 5, Informative
    Why is it that the moderators on /. always post these silly contrarian articles and ignore the relevant scientific discussion? In mid April, the largest and most highly-regarded group of climate scientists, working for the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (the IPCC) published a report about precisely this subject. It was the second in a series of reports. The third was about what can be done to combat climate change. /. never ran a piece linking to the actual report - and never mentioned the third report at all. It is here(pdf), and is easily readable by non-experts. You can get all of the reports (including the past IPCC reports from their website. (In fairness to /., there was this discussion about some BBC coverage on the report about it a week before it came out.) The IPCC scientists did not ignore the "improvements" to the earth that the this article covers. Here is their exact words on that subject:

    Studies in temperate areas have shown that climate change is projected to bring some benefits, such as fewer deaths from cold exposure. Overall it is expected that these benefits will be outweighed by the negative health effects of rising temperatures world-wide, especially in developing countries.
    Also, BTW, why would anyone focus on the year 2050 when climate change is projected to continue - and possibly accelerate - after that?
    1. Re:Why so much nonsense on /.? by njh · · Score: 1

      Why is it that the moderators on /. always post these silly contrarian articles and ignore the relevant scientific discussion?

      Because it creates more ad hits.

  90. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Floritard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I for one will strive to honor your real estate investments to the best of my efforts as I flee desperately from my submerged home along with hundreds of thousands of fellow refugees. I'll try not to raid your garden, but I can't promise I won't be hungry form all that travel. Sure it will be rough, but let's face the facts. If Katrina proved anything, it's that we'll be taken care of in case of a disaster.

  91. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't even be an issue if Americans like you didn't keep denying reality just so they can carry on feeling good about driving their SUV's.

    IMHO, any law that removes peoples 'rights' to be totally ignorant, greedy and self-centred at the cost of the environment (and therefore everyone else) is a good thing.

  92. obviously by PenguinX · · Score: 1

    This study was done by someone in marketing.

  93. It's like Barbara Bush said by Digital+Eco+Freak · · Score: 1

    Those Katrina victims are better off now -- we've flooded them out of their destitute lifestyles so they can be exposed to new destitute lifestyles in luxurious FEMA trailers.

    Global Warming Rocks!

    1. Re:It's like Barbara Bush said by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      In trailers that they'll have to buy.

      But seriously, I *really* wish people would stop citing Katrina as evidence of global warming;
      I know it's a long shot, given just who actually does so. New Orleans was destined to be flooded.
      Fucking-A man, get it through your thick skulls: That's what happens when you build a city on
      sinking ground (pumped-out swamp) between three bodies of water in a hurricane-prone floodplain.
      Especially when the surrounding infrastructure is poorly conceived and unmaintained.

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  94. SO I guess... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    the fact that global warming is causing the gulf stream to change direction which in turn will condemn Scotland and parts of Northern England to dissapear under pack-ice is all OK then is it?

  95. Hello, Spiegel by Dasher42 · · Score: 3, Informative

    But it quickly became apparent that the horrific tale of a melting South Pole was nothing but fiction. The average temperature in the Antarctic is -30 degrees Celsius. Humanity cannot possibly burn enough oil and coal to melt this giant block of ice.

    Hello, Spiegel. Let me introduce my friend, the Larsen B ice shelf, along with Journalistic Integrity. No, you haven't met.

    1. Re:Hello, Spiegel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the Larsen B ice shelf already in the ocean when it broke off? The time lapse satellite imagery appears to show it as a ice sheet floating in the ocean and attached to Antarctica, then it broke free from land and floated into the sea. Given that the Larsen B ice shelf was *already* in the ocean, its breaking free will not raise the ocean by *any* amount. Looks like you may need to introduce yourself to Journalistic Integrity.

    2. Re:Hello, Spiegel by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      When ocean-side ice sheets like that break apart, it has a ripple effect. The ice held back on land starts moving out to sea. When you've got shelves the size of Rhode Island breaking off into the sea, there are going to be some repercussions.

    3. Re:Hello, Spiegel by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that it was a freely floating ice cube with a tether, as opposed to the possibility that it was
      (in part) a structural extension protruding from the continent i.e; part of its load was not borne by the sea.
      This article seems to support the latter: http://antarcticsun.usap.gov/oldissues2002-2003/Su n102702/icebergs.html

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  96. Re:Give me a break... by pitdingo · · Score: 1

    so what exactly is this history you keep talking about yet not specifying?

  97. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  98. Oy vey by srussia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm always amazed by how easily people believe things they want to believe.
    I'm always amazed by supposed scientists being so confident in predicting future states of chaotic systems so far in advance. I'm even more amazed by claims that certain changes to the present state will lead to a specific changes in future outcome. I believe this is called Hubris.
    Now then, "Oy vey" is Yiddish for "Oh woe is me". This is a bit premature. Let's save it for when Nemesis gets his revenge.
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  99. Global warming = good, when not lethal by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    A lengthy article in Spiegel explores the possibility that global warming might make life on Earth better, not just for humans, but all species which haven't disappeared.

    What doesn't kill your species makes your life better!

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  100. Re:Give me a break... by tloh · · Score: 1

    And you base that on what, exactly? Humanity has less than 30 years of atmospheric data, so I'm rather skeptical. Don't waste my time by bringing up ice core samples; there is no correlation of ice core samples to global temperature which is accurate to less than ten years, and if you actually bother looking at the ice core record, you'll notice that the correlation that we've seen for more than ten million years is actually holding exactly where we would expect for it to. Start citing sources for data, because on this case, you're dead wrong.

    I am not familiar with this perspective as a part of mainstream scientific thought. To my knowledge, Ice core records correlate pretty well with tree ring records and other geologic evidence. Pretty much all of it stands up to scientific scrutiny. Would you mind citing *your* source to support your claims?

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  101. Of course it'll make like better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If nothing else, it'll piss off the greenies.

  102. What if we have no choice? by bigpat · · Score: 1

    While I agree that we should try to reduce and mitigate CO2 emissions in order to slow the effects of global warming, I don't see how you can reduce emissions substantially in a short period of time without draconian measures. Even with draconian measures, which would have their own dire consequences, most models I have seen would still see some decades of continued warming until things maybe leveled out.

    Why shouldn't we just do the best we can using reasonable measures and then deal with the consequences? So far systems of CO2 rationing have not worked and in places where people need to heat their homes in the winter, CO2 rationing isn't likely to work.

    Seems that whenever you try to do a cost benefit analysis with the entire world including many variables that you cannot control or predict, then you are going out on a limb especially the farther out you extrapolate. If we perfect fusion for instance, then we don't worry about global warming anymore, sure it might still happen, but with nearly limitless cheap power you could mitigate nearly any effect.

    No it isn't prudent to rely on technology we don't have, but if we don't come up with new technology, then civilization will naturally go into decline due to resource exhaustion regardless of global warming. But that same decline will happen if we impose too much rationing on resources, so really either way we are out of luck in the next 100-200 years unless new technology can keep civilization going.

  103. To add to that by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in BC, Canada, we're having our forests killed off by the "mountain pine beetle." While this is a recurring pest, it seems that this time around it's a lot worse than previous. One of the main things that can kill the bugs in a big hurry is a sudden cold snap to about -40c for about 3-5 days. Winters have been milder and shorter lived these last few years though, so the beetle is continuing on. I've heard that Eastern Canada is starting to suffer from something similar with "Pine Wasp" (I'll take the beetles, thanks).

    Add to that the issue of beehives being killed off by strange bacteria that seems to proliferate better in the warmer weather, the marked increase in allergy issues locally (according my doctor, and he indicated that it was partly due to the warm, dry weather here), and I'd agree that there are a lot of ways that global warming is not making life better in terms of disease, parasites, and pests...

    1. Re:To add to that by dusanv · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm in eastern Canada. The worst winter of my life is easily January/February 2004. I don't think it peeped over -20C more than a couple of times during those two months (I remember starting my car one morning and the car thermometer read -37C, despite the car being in the sun and that it was at 8:45 AM, I don't want to imagine what the temperature was at 4 AM). This winter kicked in late but wasn't warm and stuck around a fair bit longer than normal with frequent snow fall even in late April (I'm on my summer tires since last week). It all depends on your locality. What you're seeing in BC doesn't necessarily describe the entire situation too well.

    2. Re:To add to that by pionzypher · · Score: 1

      Same here in Colorado. Back in 2003 I worked with Jefferson County open space. We were originally slated to work on new hiking trails. What we ended up doing most of the time was controlled burns and cutting down infested trees to try to stem the beetles.

      Talk about futile. Last week I hiked through areas we tried to save. It's far worse than it was four years ago, more of a scrub meadow than forest at this point.

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    3. Re:To add to that by phorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, we're actually starting to warm up fairly well around here. Actually, winter did hang around into April, but it was extremely sporadic and weird weather (with +14 to +18 one day, and snowing heavily the next few). It's around +20c here now, but just the other day it snowed in a nearby city at a slightly higher altitude...

      I think the best description I could give for the weather is... weird. Winter comes a bit later, and while it had a certain period of being really cold it wasn't as bad as those I had when I was young. It does hang around a bit later, but rather than a gradual warming it seems to flip between winter and summer type weather for about a month before finally settling on summer. Spring seems to have gone entirely, or at least the spring-ish weather was remarkably short this year.

    4. Re:To add to that by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

      You are saying that warmer temperature are good for the bugs but bad for the trees. Why would you rather have trees live than bugs?

    5. Re:To add to that by dusanv · · Score: 1

      You're right, weather is really weird this year. Spring didn't happen. I'm in shorts and sandals for about a week now and it was snowing two weeks ago. I might be wrong but it doesn't feel like it's warming a lot, at least not here.

    6. Re:To add to that by Mr+Jazzizle · · Score: 1

      "Me Too" Central Midwest, there was a blizzard, then 60F for a week or so, then down to 15F for a few weeks, and now its summer. Weird.

    7. Re:To add to that by muellerr1 · · Score: 1

      I remember starting my car one morning and the car thermometer read -37C

      What's that in Fahrenheit?

    8. Re:To add to that by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me: weather != climate. Weather != climate. Ignoring the fact that yearly variances will mask out overall trends, local average temperature could take a dive, even though global mean is rising. It's a shame more people don't understand this, though... it just fuels the bullsh!t "gee, it's cold here, so global warming must not exist" argument.

    9. Re:To add to that by dytin · · Score: 1

      Yay! Anecdotal evidence!

  104. Wikipedia in the year 2040: Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 years from now, what will the encyclopedia say about Global Warming? Since humans never learn but are driven by greed and selfishness, we are doomed to repeat the past. Maybe the article will look a little like this:

    "My God, what have we done?" - Robert Lewis, the co-pilot of the Enola Gay

    "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "I made one great mistake in my life... when I signed the letter to President Roosevelt recommending that atom bombs be made" - Einstein

  105. So we are at the perfect temperature? by Astarica · · Score: 1

    Out of all the possible temperature the world could be in, we're obviously at a temperature that is perfect and any departure from that will cause death and doom?

    Let's say we determined the absolute best temperature to be at is cool Earth down by 5 degrees and we can do it. You can stil make the same argument, that people living in cold areas will be dying more due to cold-related deaths even though the rest of the world is better off. Why should you get freezed to death when you don't have to if we maintain the status quo?

    Even if global warming really does improve the welfare of the world overall (unlikely), someone somewhere will of course get screwed in the process. This is true even if you can somehow shift the world's temperature to some ideal level. Unless we're already at the ideal temperature, of course, but I've never heard of anyone even making such a claim.

  106. Oy vey gevault.-right to redress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Wunsch was reported to have threatened legal action and to have lodged a complaint with Ofcom, the UK broadcast regulator."

    Could he have done that in a world without copyright?

  107. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Look at a map of North America, the sheer landmass that is Canada. They will become the agricultural overlords of the western hemisphere (and possibly beyond). My lettuce will be shipped in, as it is today. I doubt much of my lettuce actually comes from North Carolina, where most farms seem to be growing soybeans or tobacco today.

    But if Raleigh becomes zone 9, it becomes feasible for me to grow semitropical fruits in my own yard. It's a tradeoff I can live with.

    I do expect some other nasty things, though. Africanized bees gaining more of a stronghold, malaria, other insect-borne diseases. It will be a different world. But not necessarily a bad one (for those who are lucky enough to live in the right places).

    Holland may very well become New Atlantis. That would suck. Hard. But Norway and Sweden could enjoy greater tourism throughout the year. The impact all depends on where in the world you are.

  108. Dynamics by simpl3x · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The issue seems to be dynamics rather than specifics. My understanding for 20 years or so was that global warming would bring more violent weather, rather than more consistently bad weather.

    Also, with respect to the warming is good for life argument, the Earth has most certainly been warmer, and likely more violent weather-wise. Our distinct problem is that we have virtually eliminated the possibility of more life spawning by killing its potential habitat and introducing toxic waste of various forms.

    I wrote an article 15 years or so ago arguing that global warming wasn't the biggest issue, but rather that desertification and the elimination of biodiversity was. Whether we can live in a world without a functional ecology is going to be something we quickly find out. If it's warmer doesn't really matter, unless you are in a stressed area. My opinion is that a lot of people are going to perish, but as usual YMMV. As if they already are not perishing! It may simply be more permanent for many regions.

    Predicting those regions is like predicting the weather!

  109. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a well-indoctrinated true believer.

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  110. Flue will be replaced by drowning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever believe the oil industry bullshit about the benefit of global warming are big morons or idiots smoking glue or crack.
    If indead the flues due to the cold are less common this doesn't change the fact that humans don't turn into fishes overnight. With ice caps melting large portions of the planet will be under water.
    Most of Quebec and Ontario north is packed with lakes. The lakes will be larger. The great lake region will have more flooding Michigan and Illinois are likely to get very small with the lakes increasing in size. The whole area from Acadie to Detroit is likely to be under water, the area around the St Lawrence river and the great lakes. New York and Chicago are also likely to be under water.
    In Asia several countries are likely to go under water.

  111. please pass the kool-aid by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    and repeat after me:

    We all like global warming,
    The hotter sun is habit forming.
    Fossil fuels we need to burn,
    There is no worry or concern.
    Just get the publisher those slanted papers,
    To confuse the issues of oil capers.

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    1. Re:please pass the kool-aid by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      +=1

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  112. global warming is beneficial? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    #1: who benefits? those in northerly latitiudes
    #2: ???
    (censored contents... #2: canada has a lot of oil shale)
    #3: BLAME CANADA! no wait, INVADE CANADA!

    you dirty canucks can have my palm trees after i finish napalming them

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    1. Re:global warming is beneficial? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      #3: BLAME CANADA! no wait, INVADE CANADA!

      You know, this is why people like me served in the Canadian Army ... and why Canada has won every time the US has invaded ...

      Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it ... how's that Iraq thing working for you? Canada's tired of doing all the work in Afghanistan and not being allowed to attack bin Laden in Pakistan, FYI.

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  113. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    250-300 feet is downtown. We're still in the piedmont of the state so the elevation deltas city wide are actually further apart than that. My own home is around 350-360 feet above sea level (GPS isn't much more precise than that). A large parcel of unimproved land that I own nearby is over 600 feet above sea level on average with about a 25 foot variation.

  114. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    That graph clearly shows CO2 lagging temperature. Thank you for supporting me in so clear a fashion.

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  115. And actually by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    In the heat it really comes down to hydration. You can (and I have) worked outside in 110 degree heat all day. You just make sure to consume a lot of water. I much prefer staying in doors where it's air conditioned, but you can do the outdoor thing if it comes to it, even strenuous labour.

  116. depends... by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    can global warming make life on Mars better?

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  117. additionally... by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Our local public television network produced a special episode of Exploring North Carolina that dealt specifically with what global warming will mean for my state. The waters will rise up through the Neuse basin, but will not consume Raleigh by any stretch.

  118. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by immcintosh · · Score: 1
    That's right folks, ignore the millions and millions of poor people around the world who will become refugees when the sea level rises, because North Carolinans will be able to have vegetable gardens!! And those silly Eskimos who've build their entire society around an arctic environment will now be able to enjoy the pleasures of being the world's next group of underpaid ethnic farmworkers!

    Honestly, we all know life will go on. It's only the most radical who predict the end of life as we know it as a result of global warming. That, however, is totally beside the point.

  119. Yuck! by morari · · Score: 1

    I'm already hating the ninety degree weather as summer picks up. I don't see why we have to ruin places like Canada by melting them...

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  120. Yes if you live in N/S cold temperate, No 4 world by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    For 90 percent of the world's population, global warming, and the connected rising acidity of the seas is an unmitigated disaster, especially for the 40 percent that live in the low elevation coastal areas.

    For the 10 percent of the world living in cold mountainous regions in upper temperate zones, where they have sufficient water and will have more arable land, it's great, although the changes in growing seasons and plant and animal life suited for those regions will cause massive change, it's better.

    Only someone who thinks only about themselves would regard global warming as a plus.

    Please note: I have spent most of my life in the areas that will benefit from these changes, and even I think the disruption effect will be far worse than any beneficial rewards of global warming. Most of the people promoting this are just GW naysayers who don't want to have to deal with the real costs of reality in the 22nd Century.

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  121. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 0, Troll

    To my knowledge, Ice core records correlate pretty well with tree ring records and other geologic evidence.
    That has what, exactly, to do with their being difficult to date more accurately than ten years? (By the way, where do you believe those correlations come from? Something other than estimates?)

    Oh right, and also, where did I say they failed to correlate? Oh, right: I didn't.

    Pretty much all of it stands up to scientific scrutiny.
    You should look up the phrase "weasel words." All of what, exactly? Do you believe you see me saying the ice core samples are wrong? Because I never said that. All I said was that parent was likely jumping to conclusions based on a poor understanding of the data the ice cores gave.

    You seem to have turned that, in your mind, into something else entirely.

    Would you mind citing *your* source to support your claims?I've cited several, and if you'd bother to follow any of the links I'd given, you'd have watched a documentary that showed similar data. I realize you think it's cute to catch someone asking others to support their data and say "no u," but maybe you should check and find out whether they did before accusing them of not having done so.
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  122. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    This is a temporary shortcoming.

    Who cares if trucks can't get through when soon cargo ships, holding hundreds of truckloads of goods at a time, will be able to navigate their way through to currently interior arctic ports (and beyond)?

  123. Re:Give me a break... by syphax · · Score: 1


    And where, kind sir, are your references?

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  124. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Yonder+Way · · Score: 1

    Either you're from a blue state or you're from a land that doesn't recognize the natural right to keep and bear arms.

    My home would be one of the most foolish homes to try and loot. Hanging a few dead looters from my mighty oak trees out front should be a good way to stave off future attempts.

  125. Psychology of grief by graveyhead · · Score: 1

    Denial: What global warming?
    Anger: This could actually be good for us damnit! (where we are now)
    Bargaining: Please Mrs. Nature, don't kill us all! We'll give you a toupee for the ozone hole!
    Depression: This is so unfair! (while wiping sweat from underarms with paper towel)
    Acceptance: People wander the streets naked to escape the heat.

    Call me when we get to step five :-)

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  126. What? Parent is "Interesting" by JLavezzo · · Score: 1, Informative

    Maybe "interesting" in how he's avoided all the information that's available on the subject that he dismisses as being not available.

    For example: temperature data extracted from glacial samples date back 600,000 years. That's enough of a "lifetime" for me. We've exceeded all temperature spikes demonstrated by those samples, and drastically exceeded the average temperature that you're interested in.

    I know it's asking a lot to have informed opinions in postings to Slashdot, but Global Climate Change is one of the more well documented issues around.

    Please read up all the nice things this person has compiled here:
    http://illconsidered.blogspot.com/2006/02/how-to-t alk-to-global-warming-sceptic.html

    1. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by JordanL · · Score: 1

      You completely missed my point, which was that in the human fashion, we have jumped to the conclusion that change is bad. Change is simply uncertain, but it is not automatically harmful, and that is the scare being perpetrated around the world. Come to me with data on the effects, not the cause.

    2. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Change is one thing. Upheaval is another.

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    3. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by adam.dorsey · · Score: 1

      Roget's New Millennium(TM) Thesaurus - Cite This Source
      Main Entry: upheaval
      Part of Speech: noun
      Definition: change

      Roget's thesaurus disagrees. :)

      (Yes, I am an insufferable smartass, why do you ask?)

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    4. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      Dictionary.app:

      Change - make or become different : [ trans. ] a proposal to change the law | [ intrans. ] a Virginia creeper just beginning to change from green to gold.

      Upheaval - a violent or sudden change or disruption to something : major upheavals in the financial markets | times of political upheaval.

      Thesaurus - a book that lists words in groups of synonyms and related concepts.

      Dumbass - a guy who doesn't properly know how to use a thesaurus | someone who doesn't realize that thesauri alone aren't sufficient to distinguish shades of meaning.

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    5. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by adam.dorsey · · Score: 1

      Pedantic Mac User: guy who can't figure out a joke.

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    6. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Upheaval - a violent or sudden change or disruption to something : major upheavals in the financial markets | times of political upheaval."

      Perhaps instead of saying that "A is one thing, but a version of A is another" you should use a different word. Since they're, you know, THE SAME THING.

      Dumbass - a guy who thinks that using synonyms but thinking they are different words somehow makes them different words. Example: saltydogdesign

    7. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      That is true, the only true constant in this universe is that things change.

    8. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by saltydogdesign · · Score: 1

      adam.dorsey: any location nowhere near "funny."

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    9. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by JordanL · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm glad that you and adam had this discussion... it prevented me from having to argue with you in order to discover you were a cockbite.

    10. Re:What? Parent is "Interesting" by adam.dorsey · · Score: 1

      y'know, we can keep doing this until they archive this thread.

      but i don't wanna. so i'm going to bed.

      also, it can be safely assumed that a slashdot user name is not directly associated with a location anyway, as random pieces of land don't often rise up out of the bowels of the earth and post on slashdot. therefore, saying that i am 'any location nowhere near "funny'" is kinda awkward.

      it would be much better to say "adam.dorsey : located at any location nowhere near funny" or something like that.

      or whatever. the full bottle of cheap wine in me is telling me to go to bed now.

      so i am.

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  127. 40,000 fewer deaths? What a joke! by Lt.+Pierogi · · Score: 1

    "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu" Last time I checked the death rate from being born is 100%. So while there may be 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses, there will be 40,000 more deaths attributable to something else.

  128. Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have always heard the same thing, FWIW. That "catching cold" wasn't actually caused by being physiologically cold, but occurred more often in the winter because people tend to be inside, packed together, with the houses/buildings all sealed up, basically creating little petri dishes for bacteria to thrive in.

    I can imagine that if you were really cold, for a long time -- like, hypothermic -- that perhaps this would weaken your body's immune system to the point where you would become more susceptible to disease. However, I really don't think that there's much credence to the old adages about "putting your hat on so you don't catch cold!"

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    1. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      My personal theory for a couple of years has simply been that when it gets cold out, the germs move to the warm areas. Such as your lungs, your house, your work, and your schools. The key of course is where the germs move in to your lungs, I'm thinking something kinda like osmosis or the way an ameaba seeks light. No proof, just an idea I entertain.

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    2. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      the germs move to the warm areas.
      And they do that how, exactly? They don't have wings and they've no money for a cab.
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    3. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by init100 · · Score: 1

      My personal theory for a couple of years has simply been that when it gets cold out, the germs move to the warm areas.

      Cold is caused by a virus, and it can't move on its own. One could even argue whether a virus is actually alive. It is just a strand of RNA, that when ingested into living cells make them produce more strands of virus RNA.

    4. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I guess the basis of my idea is "What does it do when frozen vs what does it do when warm?".

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    5. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I have always heard the same thing, FWIW. That "catching cold" wasn't actually caused by being physiologically cold, but occurred more often in the winter because people tend to be inside, packed together, with the houses/buildings all sealed up, basically creating little petri dishes for bacteria to thrive in.

      I've heard that too, but I always found it unconvincing. I think the bioscientists are missing something. I mean, I live in Miami and we follow the same pattern, despite the weather (and we're more likely to be outside in the winter than the summer!).

    6. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      You will probably find more germs in warmer areas than colder areas , but it's not because they all move there , it's because they reproduce quicker in warmer areas than in colder areas . in the immune system is weaker because the body uses sunlight to sustain the immune system (creates vitamin's) , and in the winter there is less sunlight . so we need more sunny days , but not to warm :-)

    7. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by KDR_11k · · Score: 2

      The cold virus is more likely to infect people who are subject to uncomfortable environmental conditions, AFAIK that weakens the immune system enough for the cold to go in.

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    8. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by rizole · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is a definite link between being cold and having a cold.

      From the University of Cardiff's website: ...A study at the Common Cold Centre in Cardiff UK in 2005 took 90 students and chilled their feet in cold water for 20 minutes and showed that the chilled group had twice as many colds over the next 5 days as a control group of 90 students whose feet were not chilled....

      Here's the media release.

      Basically being cold allows any virus that you already have to take a stronger hold on your body and so symptoms that you wouldn't have had become expressed. You are close in thinking that the immune system is weakened but you certainly don't need to be hypothermic, you just have to have the virus present in your nose already.

      See; your Mother was right!
      I wonder what else she got right?...you do have clean underwear on don't you?

    9. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by lawpoop · · Score: 2

      Well, I think it's that when you are in close quarters in a well-heated environment, you pick up a lot of germs from the people you're with, and then if/when you go outside, especially without a hat, or if you get wet, your body's response to the cold weakens your immune system response to the point where it allows the germs to get a foothold they otherwise wouldn't have when your cozy, warm and at full immune system response.

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    10. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I used to live where it was relatively cold in Australia. I got at most 1 flu a year, pretty mild ones really, sometimes none. After moving to one or two tropical Asian countries, the first 3 years I spent fairly miserably getting a cold every other month. How is that explained? Having now spent 7 years in Asia I'm back down to getting maybe 1 or 2 a year.

      I personally think temperature is of little relevance. Population, and ones movement through it matter much more.

    11. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Cells don't eat virii, virii latch themselves onto a compatible cell and then inject their own DNA into it. As for "not moving around on their own," they may not be independently motile, but they're better traveled than most animals.

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    12. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by umbrellasd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Catching cold" is accurate. You lose 60-80% of body heat through your head in cold weather without a hat. Heating your body is a significant energy stress on your body, so if you are in a cold weather situation without a hat, your caloric requirements go way up. Running your immune system has energy requirements as well, but on a scale of priorities, preventing immediate death by freezing is higher than maintaining your immune system at 100%. So if you put a very heavy load on your body for heating, you lose efficiency in the immune system and because pathogens are very efficient customers, this can easily put you below the threshold where you are not catching all the shots that are fired at you.

      At which point you catch a cold.

      In the elderly this is seen most clearly because their heating system starts to wear out and becomes much less efficient. Which is why many elderly people complain of being hot or cold all the time, and why so many older people die from pneumonia from something simple like being caught in the rain on a chilly day. The cold wet clothes leech energy right out of their system and the immune system takes a big hit which allows sickness to take hold and then they don't have the strength to bounce back.

    13. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by normuser · · Score: 1

      you do have clean underwear on don't you?

      What is this "underwear" you speak of?
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    14. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I agree that there's solid evidence that people get more sick durring the winter. The reasoning of close quarters doesn't seem to suppor that though - otherwise nobody in Texas would get sick form october to may, and everyone would be reiculously sick from may through august - particularly august, where it's 100+ every day for the entire month and nobody spends more than 30 seconds outside.

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    15. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by rizole · · Score: 1
      "I personally think temperature is of little relevance."

      The study I cited provides experimental evidence that you are more likely to have a suppressed action on your immune system if you are cold. aa such, it is demonstrating just one factor (I'm sure there are many)that influences the chance of any one individual suffering a cold. This does seem to be the case despite what you think.

      There are many things that can lead to a suppressed immune system; I'd conjecture moving to another country and being immersed in a soup of viral, fungal and bacterial organisms that you've never been exposed to before might just do that, might, indeed, lead to nasties already in your system messing you up worse and with more regularity.

      "Population, and ones movement through it matter much more."
      IANAD but it seems to me you are talking about viral vectors and patterns of infection within a population there. The study I cited does not address these issues and I certainly don't claim to be able to explain anything about your personal experience either. Seems to me you'd be better off asking these questions of trained medical staff than some random slashdot troll like me.

      Try taking vitamin C and eating lot's of garlic. Don't forget to put on clean underwear before you leave the house.

    17. Re:Yeah not sure it's caused by 'cold'. by init100 · · Score: 1

      Cells don't eat virii, virii latch themselves onto a compatible cell and then inject their own DNA into it.

      I know, I didn't mean that cells eat viruses.

  129. Too bad Bikini island will be gone, though. by JLavezzo · · Score: 1

    Lots of women in bikinis but the island of Bikini will be gone.

    In fact, just the other day there was a forum discussing how to handle all the refugees from islands that won't be around when the ocean level goes up a few meters.

    http://news.bahai.org/story/530

  130. Interesting by dlhm · · Score: 1

    The atmosphere is primarily composed of Nitrogen (N2, 78%), Oxygen (O2, 21%), and Argon (Ar, 1%). A myriad of other very influential components are also present which include the water (H2O, 0 - 7%), "greenhouse" gases or Ozone (O, 0 - 0.01%), Carbon Dioxide (CO2, 0.01-0.1%), I find it so cool that a CO2 Percentage of .01%-.1% can have such an effect. It seems H20 or "water"(for the non scientist) is the biggest contributer to Global Warming at a hefty 7% or ~70x that of CO2.

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  131. Level headed or playful? by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Hans von Storch is characterized as level headed in the article. He has been involved in a few cortroversies in climate science, but what I like best is that he founded the Donald Duck Club to defend the drake against accusations of indecent behavior http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_von_Storch.
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    1. Re:Level headed or playful? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
      Here's a very recent interview with Storch.

      an excerpt:

      SPIEGEL: Some climate protection groups and politicians are calling on Germans to spend their summer vacations in their own country in the future.

      Storch: That's just another one of those typically German attempts to save the world with symbolic acts. It makes us feel like better people and morally superior to everyone else.

      SPIEGEL: What's wrong with reducing CO2 emissions?

      Storch: It is in fact necessary to reduce CO2 emissions. There is no reason why we shouldn't spend our vacations on (the North Sea island of) Sylt instead of in the Seychelles, or drive more economical cars -- for the sake of preserving increasingly scarce resources if nothing else. But that won't enable us to stop climate change. As long as China, India and the United States continue the way they have been, what we Germans do is more or less irrelevant.

      SPIEGEL: Is it even possible to prevent global warming at this point?
      Storch: No. Because of the inherent time lag in the climate system, the greenhouse gases that have already been pumped into the atmosphere will undoubtedly lead to a certain increase in temperature in the coming decades. We can no longer completely avoid anthropogenic climate change. At best, limiting the temperature rise to two degrees is just about possible, according to optimistic estimates. That's why we should spend more time talking about adjusting to the inevitable and not about reducing CO2 emissions. We have to take away people's fear of climate change.


    2. Re:Level headed or playful? by mdsolar · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I would disagree with him though. What Germany does is important. They are showing how to convert to renewable energy and handling many of the technical issues first. They are already at over 10% with wind ahead of hydro: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renewable_energy_in_G ermany. Their experience is going to help to inform the rest of us on how to do this kind of thing.

  132. Michigan? Uhm, no. by Radon360 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and Lake Michigan is 579 feet above sea level (this means that the majority of the state of Michigan is even higher in altitude). No predictions, regardless of how absurd, ever mentioned the oceans rising by that much.

    And no, melting ice caps will not make the Great Lakes flood. If anything, global warming is more likely to make them continue shrinking in size.

  133. 40,000 deaths from flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A virus (or more accurately a family of viruses) cause the flu.
    Temperature is not the cause.
    Of course there would be fewer deaths from exposure and Jack London's books would be less compelling.

  134. 2003 European Heat Wave by klenwell · · Score: 1

    At least 35,000[11] and as many as 50,000[12] people died from the 2003 European heat wave.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_European_heat_wa ve#Total_dead

    Article does acknowledge:

    Meanwhile, the Kiel Institute for World Economics warns that higher temperatures could mean thousands of heat-related deaths every year. But the extrapolations that lead to this dire prediction are based on the mortality rate in the unusually hot summer of 2003, for which Germans were wholly unprepared. But if hot summer days do become the norm, people will simply adjust by taking siestas and installing air-conditioning.

    Invest in A/C and siestas now!

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    1. Re:2003 European Heat Wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But if hot summer days do become the norm, people will simply adjust by taking siestas and installing air-conditioning."

      The majority of those excess deaths were in the elderly, who were probably not very physically active. So a siesta for the elderly is not necessarily likely to reduce mortality. Also air conditioning use assumes that those who need it the most (the elderly) can afford to run it. In the USA where air conditioning is relatively common there are still excess deaths of the elderly in houses with air conditioning as the occupants can't always afford to run it.

  135. Re:el nino job fair by ssintercept · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mighty Taco is looking for some managers.

    Email your resume to Guy@MightyTaco.com Or Send it to: Mighty Taco, Attn: Guy 9362 Transit Road East Amherst, NY 14051

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  136. Re:Give me a break... by tloh · · Score: 1

    Mutually corroborating data makes for a convincing argument. When multiple investigative conclusions all point to the same thing, it's hard to say the conclusion should be dismissed based in inaccuracy. The ice core itself may or may not be accurate enough (what is enough?) But when considered along with everything else, it is spot on. Suppose we indulge you for a moment. 10 years? The industrial revolution has been going on a lot longer than that. Even with a margin of 10 years, the general trend is *not* due to statistical sampling or measurement errors. The "source" that you cite is nothing more than the polished product of a video production outfit. Professionally speaking, they're no different from "alien autopsy", "moon landing hoax", and other similar embarrassments. Real data, like the type that comes from peer reviewed journals, you seem to be unwilling to produce at the moment. Go ahead - we'll wait.

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  137. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Yes, tomatoes in their native setting are perennial as well we day-neutral, so you could accomplish that with a greenhouse and leave the rest of us out of it.

    "I'm sure we'll find a way to thrive through this."

    Yeah, it's gonna get pretty crowded in Saskatchewan.

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  138. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That graph clearly shows CO2 lagging temperature. Thank you for supporting me in so clear a fashion.
    Why do you agree with this graph when the data was collected using ice core samples? I thought you didn't believe in ice core samples? Or do you believe it when it helps drive your agenda?
  139. If you can't stand the cold... by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Why do a lot of people equate 'warmer weather' with 'better weather'?


    If you can't stand the cold, get out of the refrigerator and move to a warmer climate. Don't 'pray' that global warming will make things nicer for you.


    There are those of us who like cooler weather and have moved hundreds of miles to get out of the heat of the 'kitchen'.

  140. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you insane? You're trying to counterbalance the fact that hundreds of millions of people will be displaced, entire huge landmasses will be submerged, hundreds of species will die, and that your children won't be able to be uncovered outside for more than a few minutes without sustaining a severe sunburn

    with...

    the fact that your tomatoes will grow year round???

  141. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

    Your arrogance is astounding. If the cycle were natural then so be it. I have no firm opinions as to what the cause of Global Warming truly is, it's all political bullshit as far as I'm concerned. What amazes me about your statement is your inability to see the difference between made-made GW and natural GW. If we're responsible, we owe it to the Inuit (for example) and the other species that will suffer to be proactive and do something about it.

    Your self-centered attitude is due to your current locale. It's not going to affect you, so why the fuck should you care? Prick.

  142. Here we go again by Orp · · Score: 4, Informative

    Disclaimer: I have a PhD in meteorology. While paleoclimatology and climate change are not my research areas, I am fascinated by climate change and try to keep up on the research.

    I naively thought once the IPCC report came out these types of "debates" about climate change would end. I was wrong. If anything, the naysayers are louder than ever.

    I have read the Summary for Policymakers (and actually used it as a teaching tool in my numerical weather prediction undergraduate class). Have you? It's written at a relatively non-scientific level (hey, it's for politicians after all) but is very, very clear.

    The results of this international (intergovernmental) exhaustive literature review? Humans are very likely (90%) responsible for the bulk of observed global warming.

    That's it. Plain and simple.

    Yet, no other topic in the world brings out the armchair scientists more than global warming. It's a frustrating phenomenon for me as a scientist. It's sort of like being an oncologist dealing with a chronic smoker who blames his lung cancer on some genetic anomaly, or living 50 miles away from a nuclear power plant, rather than the bloody obvious fact that smoking two packs of cigarettes for 40 years just might have something to do with the cancer.

    This is science, not faith. Just about every climate change doubter starts his sentence with "I don't believe humans cause global warming because..." or "I don't believe in global warming." This clearly demonstrates a huge misunderstanding of the scientific process. Belief has nothing to do with it. It's about physics, meteorology, climatology, astronomy, biology, oceanography, chemistry etc., all of which rely on the peer-reviewed scientific process to further our understanding of the physical world.

    I challenge any of the naysayers to do a little research of their own, not simply rely on cherry picking viewpoints which align with their own. It's sort of like a game, holding up their "most credible scientist" as a shield, challenging me to do the same. Never mind the fact that my "army" of scientists is about three orders of magnitude greater than their own... but I digress...

    The very least anyone should do before arguing against... or for... anthropogenic climate change is to pick up an undergraduate meteorology textbook and opening up to (usually) chapter 3, the chapter on heat transfer. The section on radiation is the most crucial one. Read about blackbody radiation. The solar spectrum and the terrestrial spectrum are a function of their temperatures. Because the Earth is much colder than than the sun, it emits in the infrared (longer wavelength than visible light etc. from the sun).

    Then read about greenhouse gases, those by-and-large trace gases which exist in our atmosphere. Understand how they respond to longwave and shortwave radiation. A little light bulb should eventually go on over your head when you realize "oh, so *that's* why the Earth is habitable." You see, without these trace gases (CO2, H20, CH4) the earth would be in a deep freeze - estimated at about 50 degrees F colder global average temperature.

    Once you make it that far, you're almost there. Realize that humans are responsible for increasing atmospheric CO2 levels from preindustrial levels of 280 ppm to a modern day value of 380 ppm, an increase of over 30%. It takes very little stretch to realize that this would lead to a shift in the radiative equilibrium temperature of the earth (related to the global average temperature).

    You see, this is really easy science. There is NO REASON TO ASSUME that CO2 values increasing the way they have would NOT lead to an increase in global average temperature!! This is exactly what we'd expect! And this doesn't even involve the scary discussion of feedbacks (water vapor feedback, snow/ice albedo feedback) which may accelerate the warming.

    And that's just the back of the envelope part. Yes, there are still unknowns. Not, it's not the sun (we've checked into that if you can believe it). No, it's n

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    1. Re:Here we go again by Tanispyre · · Score: 1

      And there you went .... The article never said anything about global warming not happening. It is about whether or not it is a good thing.

    2. Re:Here we go again by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      It's called replying in a thread - you might want to look into that concept some time...

    3. Re:Here we go again by Orp · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. I did RTFA :)

      I was writing primarily to the AGW doubters that popped up like mushrooms on an old log, like they always do in any discussion involving global warming.

      You have to start there before you can talk intelligently about implications. I'm still trying to convince people that it exists, and that humans are very likely primarily responsible.

      Some of the results of GW may be positive from a human standpoint, but only if you look at the situation with a very narrow focus. Perhaps in 100 years you will be able to grow corn in northern Saskatchewan, but that may be grossly outbalanced by the global negatives to humans and the biosphere in general. It's just happening too fast for much of the biosphere to respond comfortably.

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    4. Re:Here we go again by felineSushi · · Score: 1

      Nothing brings out the armchair scare-mongers more than discussions of global warming. Why would you quote from the "summary for policy makers" of the IPCC? Really now, the one part of each report written/influenced by um..., policy makers (actually their staffers), whose intent is to push for... policy?

      Since you're a meteorologist, do tell us: how can you believe that we can predict the climate 50 or 100 years from now when we can't accurately predict next month's weather? Computer models? The point of a model is to simplify a system/object/concept to the point where it can be systematically studied by our puny little minds. The problem with models is that they are simplified to a point where we can study the system/object/concept with our puny little minds. They are by design simplifications. And if we don't truly understand what is being modeled, oversimplifications. Which means that important inputs are missing that can (and if the current state of even weather modeling to be our guide, does...) severely skew the results.

      Look, rather than being tired by all of questioning of the current global warming theories, can't you get back to improving the modeling for next month's weather? I'm certain that if I went back and looked, I'd find the models for my area were off at least +-5 degrees F. That's a pretty big range over a month.

      What is your answer to the decades of cooling experienced last century and the global cooling scare of the 1970's?

    5. Re:Here we go again by tehdaemon · · Score: 1

      how can you believe that we can predict the climate 50 or 100 years from now when we can't accurately predict next month's weather? Computer models?

      I was under that particular misunderstanding at one point. The problem is that weather is inherently unpredictable. It is a chaotic system.

      This means that even if we had perfect computer models. Completely perfect models. And we had excelent current data, down to 1/1000 of a degree accuracy in temprature. 3 weeks later, the model and the actual weather are unlikely to look anything like each other. This is due to the nature of weather, any inaccuracy (1/1000 of a degree) is amplified.

      Since I have seen no evidence that climate is also chaotic, I have no reason to think that the same applies to the climate models. Our inability to predict the weather has no real bearing on our ability to predict climate.

      T

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    6. Re:Here we go again by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Meteorology and climatology are two different fields, you idiot. And when it comes down to it, it's much more important to predict the climate over the next 50 years than to know what the weather will be like next week.

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    7. Re:Here we go again by fancypiper · · Score: 0

      Hmm, Now I am wondering why the increases COsub2 FOLLOWED the periods of global warming in the past according to the ice core samples.

      Something doesn't add up IMHO.

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    8. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ok Orp,

      Realize that humans are responsible for increasing atmospheric CO2 levels from preindustrial levels of 280 ppm to a modern day value of 380 ppm, an increase of over 30%.

      Please explain to me what equipment was used to measure 280 ppm in preindustrial times. Are we using the same equipment now? As a scientist, can you repeat this experiment? Instead, are you relying on indirect evidence such as ice core samples instead of actually measuring the atmospheric content at that time? Are there other reasons that these core samples could have varying CO2 levels? Should you have any doubt about the 280 versus 380 ppm numbers you quote?

      if it is a natural cycle it sure is hiding). Yes, CO2 values have fluctuated in the past, as have global temperatures, and yes, the two have risen and fell in concert (although there is intriguing evidence that CO2 lags temperature...

      You'll concede that the temperature and CO2 has risen and fallen before. Has the world wide climate ever been hotter before the last two thousand years? If so, you've got a much tougher argument to "prove" that we're causing the problem. (Although I do tend to believe that we *are* adding to the CO2 and temperature, my beliefs don't matter to good science.) If it was hotter before 2000 years ago, why did it cool down again? If it did cool down before, you've got a much tougher argument to prove that it won't cool down again. Perhaps the system is quasi-periodic and slightly damped.

      2. It rankles many people... especially the "conservative" ones... that a lot of people are BLAMING HUMANS for something. Such as, those bleeping environmentalists (liberals, bleeding hearts, etc.) are blaming humans for climate change, just as they love to do for everything else. Some people just reject the idea out-of-hand because it doesn't fit with their own (hugely distorted) worldview.

      It must be convenient to think that those of us who don't step in line with your beliefs are either uneducated or politically motivated. I'm neither, and I think this area of science is "squishy". I suspect it is very likely that the climate, like the weather, is mathetmatically chaotic. As such, I think any simulations and models used to make predictions should be treated very skeptically. Orbital mechanics is a much better understood area of science, and modeling arbitrary three body systems any significant distance into the future is pointless. Tell me again why I should trust the umpteen billion body system for the atmosphere... Sure, you think (but can't prove) it's stable and non-chaotic.

      Here is a flip side of your argument that explains why the overwhelming majority of climate scientist are in agreement: I think it is entirely possible that the subset of the population that goes into environmental science is more than likely to be of the "tree hugger" variety. The field appeals to people who care about the environment. They go into the field looking to support beliefs they already have.

      If I'm right, I wish the environmentalists would quit using mediocre science to support their political agenda. I'm completely in favor of reducing/elliminating pollution. I would completely support extreme legislation to quit polluting the air and the water. However, I am enough of a scientist that I'm sick of environmentalists claiming they've got the climate all figured out and that's why we should follow their agenda. They're just supporting a good cause with a bad lie.

    9. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many letters.. :-)

    10. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, you've never sailed accross Atlantic in a small boat.

    11. Re:Here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it fascinating that you've just dismissed in one paragraph written out of willful ignorance the work of an entire generation of climate scientists. Although I am not a research scientist, I am in daily contact with atmospheric modellers. You should entertain the idea that maybe these guys are better than you think. Maybe they forget more in one day than you've known all your smartassed life about the pros and cons of weather and climate models. And yes, performance measurements are a big deal and they did give it some thought. Thanks for raising the obvious.

      To the original poster: Good post. Thanks for trying.

    12. Re:Here we go again by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Now I am wondering why the increases COsub2 FOLLOWED the periods of global warming in the past according to the ice core samples. There is a mutual positive feedback between temperature and CO2 over time scales of about a millennium. In hundreds of years we will probably see a lagged non-anthropogenic CO2 rise resulting from our current global warming, by similar mechanisms. See more here.
    13. Re:Here we go again by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Crossing the Altantic in a small boat is hardly a very important endeavor, or one that many people do. It's basically irrelevant - compared to the lives of millions of people who are affected by climate change. So yes, climatology is much more useful and important than meteorology. It's not like our economies depend on small boats crossing the Atlantic.

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    14. Re:Here we go again by AndrewDavies · · Score: 1

      But the IPCC also addresses the question of how climate change will affect us (Working Group II "Impacts, Adaptation and Vulnerability"). See their website for a summary. They make it clear that the effects will be by and large very bad (if I can put it plainly). http://www.ipcc.ch/ So good and welcome comment from the meteorologist.

  143. Reminds me of a conversation by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had with a friend who is a *very* fundamentalist Christian who believes in the Rapture. A time when all the "good" Christians (opposed to what?) get taken up to heaven for a thousand years. It went something like this:

    Him: And then there will be plagues.

    Me: What kind of plagues?

    Him: The earth will get hot.

    Me: Let me get this straight...all you right wing Christians will be gone and the rest of us can live our lives in peace without your religious dogma and misguided legislative agenda and it will be endless summer here? What's the bad part again?

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    1. Re:Reminds me of a conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Is it just fundamentalist Christians that are right wing, while fundamentalist Muslims are left wing? Or are the latter also right wing?

    2. Re:Reminds me of a conversation by sgt_doom · · Score: 1
      You have very strange "friends" there, Citizen HangingChad. The Good News and the bad news:

      Women will be dressing down more, but they always want better air conditioning for randy acts to take place......

    3. Re:Reminds me of a conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virtually all religious fundamentalists are right-wing. Organized religion resists change at all costs because the "correct way to live" was dictated by God Himself and any deviation from this is sinful. This is a veritable definition of "conservative."

  144. You lost all credibility... by Snaller · · Score: 1

    ...when you said "Further, global warming, whether true or not" - The planet is heating up, its a fact. Getting more water? Baah.

    Scientists say it has become increasingly clear that worldwide precipitation is shifting away from the equator and toward the poles. That will nourish crops in warming regions like Canada and Siberia while parching countries -- like Malawi in sub-Saharan Africa -- which are already prone to drought

    New York Times:

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  145. Malaria by chroma · · Score: 1

    People in this thread keep mentioning the spread of malaria due to a warmer world. For those who don't know: malaria was common in the US and Europe up until just this century. Mosquito control has stopped it.

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  146. Re:Global Warming?...meh by Alphasniper · · Score: 1

    I heard that same report on BBC news feeds about the hydroelectric power giving off methane. That had to be one of the most blatantly ignorant theories I have ever heard on the news. EVERYTHING on earth is cyclical, including carbon going in and out of a reservior. The way that guy was talking, he was making it sound like carbon was magically appearing out of the ether of the universe destroying the planet. Lucky for us he is wrong, carbon flows in carbon flows out just like the rest of the planet.. In the end the net carbon gain and loss for a region has to equal one another whether sequestered or not. Basically the carbon flowing out (if constant) must equal the carbon flowing in. Reserviors can't magically create carbon. It's amazing what garbage makes it into the news.

  147. Whether we caused it seems a bit academic. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your attitude is fairly typical, but contains a very troubling assumption -- namely that if the global warming phenomenon currently ongoing is not anthropogenic, that somehow we don't need to worry about it.

    I think this is completely false, and quite dangerous. Furthermore, I think that the debate over what has caused global warming, has really just become a distraction to the real issue, which is quite simply "what the hell are we going to do about it?"

    It doesn't really matter whether the cause of the warming is anthropogenic or not; unless you're going to debate that the planet is not getting warmer -- and it doesn't seem like you are -- we still have a serious problem on our hands. It's a little academic to most people whether it's caused by power production, or automobiles, or cow farts, or energy fluctuations in the Sun, or a lack of pirates.

    Telling people in Bangladesh who are up to their knees in seawater that "hey, we're just coming out of a geological cold phase!" isn't particularly useful. Or when the power grid and water supplies in the whole Eastern half of the U.S. fail because the average summer temperature is up in the mid-to-high 90s (or higher), saying "it was a lot worse a few million years ago" isn't getting us any closer to a solution.

    The causes of the warming phenomenon are only interesting insofar as they give us possible solutions for dealing with the problem -- because it's not CO2 that's the problem, it's the warming that's the problem. If you don't think it's anthropogenic CO2 that's the cause of the warming, fine, but that doesn't mean that the actual problem just goes away because we didn't cause it, which seems to be the attitude taken by many of the anti-anthropogenic-global-warming side. We still have to deal with the same consequences even if the cause isn't anthropogenic. (And if it's not anthropogenic, then we're probably screwed even further, because it's probably a lot more difficult to reverse the process.)

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    1. Re:Whether we caused it seems a bit academic. by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't really matter whether the cause of the warming is anthropogenic or not; unless you're going to debate that the planet is not getting warmer -- and it doesn't seem like you are -- we still have a serious problem on our hands.

      It most certainly matters that we understand the degree to which warming is anthropogenic, because that understanding helps us to determine what kind of solution we should seek. If we are not the cause, then it's not even obvious we should. We should be acting to reduce our impact on the environment, not strengthen it.

      If the warming trend is natural, then we're just going to have to deal with it. That is, if our CO2 output is not an appreciable contributor to the current warming trend, then all of the money we're currently shifting towards greenhouse gas reduction efforts ought to be spent on, say, determining which areas of the world will be uninhabitable in 50-100 years, and moving people away from there... or finding cures for any diseases which are likely to proliferate more widely as a result.

      (And if it's not anthropogenic, then we're probably screwed even further, because it's probably a lot more difficult to reverse the process.)

    2. Re:Whether we caused it seems a bit academic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We should be acting to reduce our impact on the environment, not strengthen it.

      That's damned near a religious statement. I personally believe we should be acting to make the earth how we want it and impact the environment however we see fit. You state your beliefs as though they are unquestionable facts. Whatever.

    3. Re:Whether we caused it seems a bit academic. by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

      AC, I see your point and I didn't intend to come across sounding religious. It's my personal belief that at the macro level, the environment is more than capable of supporting whatever we want to do with it, as long we take some reasonable precautions. I'm not saying we ought to eliminate our use of toilet paper or stop filling landfills. My response was really intended as a counter to the previous poster's assumption that somehow we must do something about global warming even if it could be demonstrated we aren't the cause.

      Your position coincides with that of the Der Speigel article in some key ways. I mean, if we look at the issue as a matter of human self-interest, then it could very well be that global warming is a net positive. Note that the most severe alarmists would have us believe that the world as we know it will be gone, and mankind along with it. I've never bought that and I think most levelheaded people shouldn't either.

  148. One effect that wasn't mention by Enrique1218 · · Score: 1

    Biomatter that was fixed into the groung for millions of years will be release in to the atmosphere. That carbon is once again apart of the life cycle which means that there will be a bloom plant species will send nutrients right up the food chain. That may cause an explosion of species that both good and bad.

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  149. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a true self-centred denier.

  150. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    I will potentially be able to grow stuff in my garden that won't grow there today. My tomatoes may become perennials as they are in their native habitat. And I could do with some citrus trees in my yard.

    Yeah, but all the refugies who are setting up camp in your yard will be a bother - when millions start fleeing the desserts and run over the borders. There is a limit to how many people the guards can gun down at once.

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  151. That is Sooooooooo 1980's by Spinlock_1977 · · Score: 1

    ...the result of inaccurate simulations made in the 1980s...

    ...fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu....

    The notion that cold temperatures cause influenza and the common cold also went out in the 80's. Wakey Wakey! It's bacteria and viri!! And if I remember my biology 101 correctly, the little beasties don't much care for sub-zero temperatures.

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    1. Re:That is Sooooooooo 1980's by dlhm · · Score: 1

      Colds and flu are more likely to be transmitted in winter due to the fact that more people are inside, crowded together. http://www.hhmi.org/cgi-bin/askascientist/highligh t.pl?kw=&file=answers%2Fimmunology%2Fans_023.html

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  152. Blame by rlp · · Score: 1

    I blame George W. Bush ... Oh, wait, it's a good thing ... I thank our new Democrat Congress!

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  153. dude it was parody by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Troll

    it didn't require a serious reponse

    if you want to get serious though, most americans don't even know or care about canada

    you're just americans living on unincorporated land. too cold, not worth it

    the southeastern usa has more unique cultural signifiers than canadians do, in terms of cultural identity as being distinct from the average american

    molson and hockey don't make a country, eh?

    sorry, but what you apparently seek the most: respect, or even recognition, is forever beyond you. because what "you" are doesn't even really exist

    you're just american, and you don't even know it

    someone wiser than me said it best: the us canadian border is a one way mirror. canadians look south and see everything they are not. americans look north and see themselves

    so, if cultural pride is really that important to you, open an ice cold molson

    it's all you got going for you as something distinct and uniquely canadian

    all of your actors and athletes come here (and have no adjustment phase: they are peceived as, and get along perfectly well, as if they were always us citizens)... 90% of you live within in 100 miles of the border... what the hell is canada? nothing distinct as far as i can tell, you're surrounded on 2 sides by us, and the rest: ocean

    well the quebeckers ARE distinct... but they want to break away from you! they don't like you! your "countrymen" pffft. what is that for a canadian? and i heard if the quebeckers did break free, alberta actually wants to join the usa! or even the maritimes. sorry, but anglophone canada is a f***ing joke

    who knows if we'd take alberta though... again, too cold, not worth it

    enjoy your wasteland, unincorporated american

    sorry, but in the immortal words of rodney dangerfield (american comedian, i know you know who he is, because we exist in the same culture): "i don't get no respect"

    canada: the rodney dangerfield of (nonexistent) countries

    xoxoxoxoxoxox

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    1. Re:dude it was parody by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      I'm a dual citizen, babe.

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  154. Misspelling? by Praseodymn · · Score: 1

    Desertification? Don't you mean Dessertification??

    Life sure would be better when tropical fruits abound!

    Oh, life is sweet on the beach.

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  155. Fewer deaths? Yeah, right by naasking · · Score: 1
    "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

    And increased deaths due to:
    • spread of malaria and other tropical diseases
    • spread of insect-carrying illnesses (like SARS) due to more hospitable conditions for insects
    • insect bites due to allergies
    • heat stroke
    • smog and respiratory conditions exacerbated by warmer conditions

    Warmer weather is not necessarily a panacea.

    Another widespread fear about global warming -- that it will cause super-storms that could devastate towns and villages with unprecedented fury -- also appears to be unfounded. Current long-term simulations, at any rate, do not suggest that such a trend will in fact materialize.'"

    I don't buy that. Increased heat, means increased kinetic energy in the air, which means more movement. Storms won't necessarily increase in magnitude everywhere, but they will increase in magnitude somewhere.
  156. Re:I wish "laymen" would stfu about global warming by C0y0t3 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From TFA:

    One member of the levelheaded camp is Hans von Storch, 57, a prominent climate researcher who is director of the Institute for Coastal Research at the GKSS Research Center in Geesthacht in northern Germany. "We have to take away people's fear of climate change," Storch told DER SPIEGEL in a recent interview. "Unfortunately many scientists see themselves too much as priests whose job it is to preach moralistic sermons to people."


    This guy is a layman, huh? Or the journalists who write ALL of the articles?

    People who complain in knee jerk fashion without reading TFA set off my bullshit alarm. Can't touch the argument, attack the credibility of the researcher - standard procedure.

    Truth is, you wish the opposition to your viewpoint would stfu, otherwise you would have had nothing to say. It's not ignorance, its another valid point of view on the phenomenon of climate change - and in the vast sea of apocalyptic points of view being spat at the entire world on a daily basis, I find it a refreshingly more level headed one.

  157. What's a few more degrees? Right?!? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    From the wikipedia:

    The clathrate gun hypothesis states that as sea temperatures rise the sudden release of methane from methane clathrate compounds buried in the seabeds will cause a drastic alteration of the ocean enviornment and the atmosphere of earth, as recent analysis concerning the Permian extinction event indicates may have happened in the past.

    The Permian-Triassic extinction event, labeled "End P" here, is the most significant extinction event in this plot for marine genera which produce large numbers of fossils.Contents

    Mechanism
    Methane clathrate, also called methane hydrate, is a form of water ice that contains a large amount of methane within its crystal structure. Extremely large deposits of methane clathrate have been found under sediments on the ocean floors of the Earth. The sudden release of large amounts of natural gas from methane clathrate deposits in a runaway greenhouse effect could be a cause of past and future climate changes. The release of this trapped methane is a potential major outcome of a rise in temperature; it is thought that this might increase the global temperature by an additional 5 in itself, as methane is much more powerful as a greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide (despite its atmospheric lifetime of around 12 years, it has a global warming potential of 62 over 20 years and 23 over 100 years). The theory also predicts this will greatly affect available oxygen content of the atmosphere.

    Recent findings
    In 2002, a BBC2 'Horizon' documentary, 'The Day the Earth Nearly Died,' summarized some recent findings and speculation concerning the Permian extinction event. Paul Wignall examined Permian strata in Greenland, where the rock layers devoid of marine life are tens of meters thick. With such an expanded scale, he could judge the timing of deposition more accurately and ascertained that the entire extinction lasted merely 80,000 years and showed three distinctive phases in the plant and animal fossils they contained. The extinction appeared to kill land and marine life selectively at different times. Two periods of extinctions of terrestrial life were separated by a brief, sharp, almost total extinction of marine life. Such a process seemed too long, however, to be accounted for by a meteorite strike. His best clue was the carbon isotope balance in the rock, which showed an increase in carbon-12 over time. The standard explanation for such a spike - rotting vegetation - seemed insufficient.

    Geologist Gerry Dickens suggested that the increased carbon-12 could have been rapidly released by up-swellings of frozen methane hydrate from the seabed. Experiments to assess how large a rise in deep sea temperature would be required to sublimate solid methane hydrate suggested that a rise of 5C (10 F) would be sufficient.

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  158. Multiple causes by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    Whenever I hear people taking about alternative causes of global warming I sometimes wonder how many people realize that there can be multiple actions contributing to a trend.

    Sunspots and cosmic rays may contribute X percent to what I would term 'global energy gain'. Human generated greenhouse gases may contribute Y percent. Urbanization, with the loss of greenery AND the increase in asphalt, may contribute Z percent. An unusually active year of volcanic eruptions may contribute a higher percent one year as opposed to another. Other factors, known and unknown, may contribute other percentages.

    No matter which side of the debate you are on, if you ignore the possibility that there may be multiple causes for 'global energy gain' then you are not approaching the problem correctly. Saying that 'global energy gain' is hype because of non-human generated causes is just as bad as saying that 'global energy gain' is strictly a human problem.

  159. NOT POSSIBLE by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a lot more to "warming" than more sunny skies. Heat evaporates water.

    The most simple definition of "weather" is water in the air. The weather is all about water in the air. The force and fury of storms comes from differences in temperature and water in the air. If you have even paid a LITTLE attention to the news during hurricane season, you would have learned that the forces that power a hurricane are differences in temperature and the temperature of the water. (That's why hurricane season is during the months that they are and not during the winter season.)

    A global climate change will kill many species and cause others to flourish. This will create an unpredictable change in the global eco-system. We don't have the knowledge or computational power to take into account ALL known factors (let alone all unknown factors) to form a prediction. But one thing is pretty certain when it comes to global events like these. A lot of life is lost and it takes millions upon millions of years to bring the planet back to the level that we know it to be today. We won't see what happens. Our kids... our great great grandchildren will not see what happens. Humans may well be extinct when it happens and not necessarily for reasons we bring on ourselves. (In the grand scheme of things, very few species last THAT long, but given that we have effectively halted human evolution, it's quite possible we'll survive.)

    But back to the possibility that global warming might HELP the planet? No way... it will destroy anything close to the oceans, and areas identified as "tornado alley" such as an area close to where I live, will see expansion and intensification of those danger zones.

    Again: more heat, more water in the air, more intensely violent weather.

    I'm not a climate expert, but I stayed a weekend at some hotel that somehow makes you really smart.

  160. Captain Obvious by Alphasniper · · Score: 1

    Ok, lets indulge our over-inflated homo-sapien egos here and imagine we are the main cause of global warming. We have destroyed large portions of the planet and caused mass extinctions for the sake of technology and progress only to find out that we are all going to die in a horrible drought....okay, whatever My question is: How is that a bad thing for the planet? Obviously people imagine that a couple extra degrees are going to effectively end civilization and kill off many billions of people. You know what? Problem solved!! We are doing the planet a favor by killing ourselves. We are incapable of equilibrating our own population so it makes sense that we have to be purged every now and then right? I know we have all thought it... I just felt like being captain obvious. You can thank me later

  161. You're right, change isn't bad. by JLavezzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're right I didn't get that from your post, but, that isn't the point your post appears to make.

    However, the melting glacial ice has volume that correlates directly to rising ocean levels. Rising ocean levels correlates directly to displaced populations.

    Warmer earth includes warmer oceans. Warmer oceans mean stronger, more frequent tropical storms. I imagine you're also familiar with the meteorological phenomenon known as El Nino and La Nina. These terms describe the effects on weather caused by variations of surface water temperatures in the Pacific. The changes caused are observable, predictable and bad. Changes include flooding in areas unused to flooding, causing landslides, and drought in areas unused to drought, causing wildfires and failed crops. El Nino is not related to Global Warming. However, Global warming by definition will create surface water conditions similar to El Nino in more places around the globe.

    So again, you're right, change isn't bad. However, too much change too fast can be bad. In this case, our change seems to indicate bad consequences.

    1. Re:You're right, change isn't bad. by dharbee · · Score: 1

      "Changes include flooding in areas unused to flooding, causing landslides, and drought in areas unused to drought, causing wildfires and failed crops."

      And yet, you completely ignore the possibility that on the whole, these changes could be offset by other positive changes. You don't even mention the possibility.

      And that's why you're not credible. You're focusing solely on the "bad" changes while not even admitting that "good" changes are possible.

    2. Re:You're right, change isn't bad. by Mac+Scientist · · Score: 1

      However, the melting glacial ice has volume that correlates directly to rising ocean levels. Rising ocean levels correlates directly to displaced populations.

      And those displaced populations (about 40% of the world lives within 150 km of an ocean , see ref below) means someone has to PAY to build new cities to move the displaced within country, or just let them migrate to a nearby country, adding to already bad immigration problems in richer countries.

      http://www.oceansatlas.org/servlet/CDSServlet?stat us=ND0xODc3LjIxMDkmNj1lbiYzMz1kb2N1bWVudHMmMzc9aW5 mbw~~

  162. HERESY! by McGurk · · Score: 1

    The source is obviously paid by Big Oil (ad hominem) The scientific community has reached consensus on the matter (appeal to belief, bandwagon) Al Gore says the worst will happen (appeal to authority) Only an idiot wouldn't believe its true (ridicule) If we don't do something now we'll all be dead (appeal to fear) Its the responsibility of the denyers to prove that the worst won't happen (burden of proof) Either warming isn't happening, or its man's fault; its getting a bit warm therefore we did it (false argument) Come on! Add your own logical fallacies! Its fun!

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  163. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think we can find plenty of papers that are peer reviewed but ended up to be wrong. When I am in an optimistic mood, I think that peer reviews means that the results are not out-right wrong (but which was not right either). When I am in a cynical mood, I think that peer reviews means that they review the peers rather than the work done in the paper.

  164. Thinly veiled exercise in social engineering by PlimouthRock · · Score: 1

    The fact that the debate keeps renaming itself from global warming to climate change underscores the fact that the concept itself is ambiguous. Ice caps and glaciers have been melting since the end of the last ice age about 10,000 years ago. What caused that ice to stop and the massive ice sheet created, to melt and recede? I expect the naturally occuring cycles in the planet's geology and meteorology. Never in the angst and handwringing about this misunderstood thing, does anyone really address the affect of the sun. A several thousand degree thermonuclear reaction in space itself capable of cycles and fluctuations with solar flares, sun spots and other variations in that star's weather. And we're about a half degree rise in tempurature ? Indeed Mars's ice caps melt and freeze with some regularity. So, what is the crisis ? I expect man's inability to adapt to his surroundings is the real crisis. That thousands of people, living in a city between a lake and river, seven feet below see level, in a hurricane zone, with four days warnings of a severe hurricane and did nothing but wait, proves this. Perhaps nature was only trying to cull the human herd ? If there is a sane solution, it will come from the market place and not a bunch of politicians bent on spending billions of dollars not their own to make people feel bad becasue they live a comfortable lifestyle. This is the crisis as the ne'er-do-wells who run the government, being lobbied by the equally wealthy "environmental" lobby see taxpayers as a rich source of money and this contrivance of a crisis as way to influence, or coerce,the way people behave and act.

    1. Re:Thinly veiled exercise in social engineering by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      The debate does not "keep renaming itself." Climate change is an ambiguous term chosen by neo-cons to reframe
      global warming (a more accurate description) as precisely what this article portrays: more days to eat ice
      cream, neglecting the fewer days to ski. They're notorious for clouding the minds of the masses with such
      tactics, compare "partial birth abortion" vs. "late-term abortion." Frank Lutz and his ilk are at best
      amoral twits, and at worst evil incarnate.

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  165. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

    I for one will strive to honor your real estate investments to the best of my efforts as I flee desperately from my submerged home

    If you sincerely believe that your home will be submerged by an inevitable global warming catastrophe, then you'd have to be a pretty big jerk to insist on living in it anyway, and then invading somebody else's home once yours becomes unlivable.

    The responsible thing to do would be to move out of your home now, while there's still time, and take the necessary steps to provide for yourself now, before your own laziness inconveniences others.

    The humanitarian thing to do, instead of threatening high-grounders with home invasion, would be to move out of your low-ground home now, and work to set up a refugee center on high ground through legal means, so that your farsightedness and sincere concern for the future of mankind can bear fruit for the greatest number of unfortunates.

    However, given your threats and disrespect for those who have already invested in high-ground homes, I conclude that you're just a jerk who doesn't really care about anything except making other people pay for your mistakes.
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  166. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All very nice when you only consider the good side of things. One of the main drives of the 'global warming' movement is an attempt to lessen the amount of pollution we are putting into the atmosphere and therefore into ourselves and our food supply. Another thing no one here seems to have considered is the Salination levels of the Oceans drastically changing and what that means to ocean currents and life.

  167. Tropical diseases by Nulukkhizdin · · Score: 1

    "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

    I'd rather catch flu than get malaria.

    Counterquestion: Does increasing heat and decreasing precipitation make life better in Africa or Australia?

  168. Re:Give me a break... by debrain · · Score: 1

    I think the data on both sides of the global warming argument is the exact same: The world is warming up, and prior cases where the world has warmed up there has been an increase in CO2. I don't think these observations are disputed.

    What seems to be disputed is what the data actually means. Global-warming activists seem to say that human output of CO2 is causing global warming. Global-warming skeptics seem to say that high CO2 levels are correlated with global warming (and in fact, that CO2 levels rise because of global warming).

    I've discussed the data and the theories with a number of people. It's useful to remember that global warming caused by CO2 is just a theory, based on two observations: First, the world is warming up. Second: observations of prior world temperature changes commensurate with observations of CO2 levels, and notably higher CO2 with higher temperatures. There is some evidence that CO2 is a greenhouse gas, however there are much stronger greenhouse gases (i.e. methane) which we now produce at industrial levels.

    A theory upon which we found our social, political and economic principles must be subject to the strictest of scrutiny, and yet the evidence for it is not sound. There are a huge number of scientists who are rightly skeptical of this, and their voice is being silenced (just as is the original post in this thread!). However there are a small number of politically interested advocates of this theory, and based upon this hypothetical they intend to change world economic dynamics by marketing this theory to the masses.

    The consequences are numerous. First, we may not address the actual problem that is causing global warming. Second, we may cause huge social and economic consequences for no benefit. Third, if there is no benefit, any future notion of relying upon "scientific evidence" may be viewed skeptically by the masses.

    It is the third notion about which I have the most concern. If the CO2-causing-global-warming theory is incorrect, and it is espoused as a "scientific truth", then the massive public failure in this case may undermine confidence in future "scientific truths" that may actually have merit.

    That being said, I acknowledge that it is plausible that global warming is caused by CO2. What I am concerned about is that the science has been poorly done, that the voices of consensus are few and loud, that the voices of criticism are silenced, that the truth may as a result be lost, and that the public confidence in scientific truth may be undermined.

  169. Re:Give me a break... by Mindbridge · · Score: 1

    Yes, the historical data clearly shows that CO2 concentration lags temperature data by 700 to 1000 years. So, in about 2700 we are going to experience additional CO2 raise due to the current temperature rise.
    But the data also shows quite clearly that there is a positive feedback there -- CO2 concentration does influence temperature as well. So the rise in CO2 due to human activity is bound to influence rise in the global temperatures NOW.

  170. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Some might suggest your position is unethical.

    If you would benefit from warmer weather or being closer to the beach, move to San Diego. That's a voluntary choice you can make which improves your local climate — by changing localities — and affects no one else. Your proposed alternative is to change everybody's climate and force many of those who like their local climate to move involuntarily just because you don't like your climate.

  171. six stages of death by The_Rook · · Score: 1

    the discussion of global climate change always reminds me of a terminal patient going through the six stages of death:

    http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/safe/epp/stages_of_d eath.html

    we've been through denial and anger and now it seems bargaining has set in.

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  172. dual citizen? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    dual citizen of the usa and what? japan? mexico? japan and mexico are countries with a distinctive culture. you can easily tell what japanese culture is, or mexican culture

    i know you are a citizen of the usa, but what is this other country you speak of? i don't know what you could be referring to

    (snicker)

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  173. Hell of a party by OriginalArlen · · Score: 1
    It's gonna be a hell of a Good Thing to happen that will outweigh the loss of essentially all current ports and coastal cities (note: a quick look at the map will show how many cities are built on coasts or on tidal rivers near the coast; the river transports the crap away, the river and sea provide transport links to the rest of the world (and thus are trading centres), and people used to get a lot of their food from the sea back in the day.

    I'm not even going into the other effects described in the fourth 5-yearly IPCC climate change report.

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  174. This is what marks the difference between liberals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and conservatives.

    The conservative says 'We really don't understand what's going on here, so we probably shouldn't be messing around with the system.' The liberal says 'don't worry, we'll be able to fix it if it breaks.'

    Which are you?

  175. Article off target but hits a few good points by Tanispyre · · Score: 1

    This article, while written to be more sensational than factual does manage to touch a few important points: The earth is getting warmer. This is inarguably true, anybody who says otherwise is lying or a politician, but warming has been occurring more or less for over 10,000 years. If it were up to Al Gore, he would be telling us how he personally pushed all the glaciers, and all the ice back to the poles and saved humanity. The rates of warming and sea level rising are nothing compared with what were seen near the end of the last ice age. The second point is that anthropogenic green house gases (read CO2) are part of global warming. When a scientist uses the word significant, that rarely means "major". More often it means that the results were able to be detected by current methods. Our atmosphere is very poor in CO2, with a concentration of approximately 0.038%. There is more of the gas Argon in our atmosphere than CO2. When concentrations are that low it does not take a lot to make a measurable change.

    Now from elementary school you probably remember that plants breath in CO2 and through photosynthesis make stuff that the plant can use. Since the atmosphere has only 0.038% CO2 plants are generally suffocating from a lack of CO2. If we look at the history of the earth the most productive plant growth ages had atmospheric CO2 concentration significantly higher than present levels. Very small increases of CO2 make plants more drought resistant (they don't have to breath as much so they lose less water), more productive, and able to grow in a wider range (think of CO2 as plant fertilizer). Many aquarium owners spend lots of money on complex CO2 injection systems to make their water plants grow better. An excellent documentary on this phenomenon is called "The Greening of Planet Earth", it was black listed during the Clinton years so it is hard to find in most libraries. You will probably have to ILL it.

    As for sea level rises, super storms etc. Sea levels rise and fall often much faster than they do now, it is always "the worst storm since ... " meaning we have had storms as bad as that before ( the most violent hurricane recorded happened during the American Revolutionary War, can really blame that one on human effects on global warming). I think Mother Earth is a much tougher woman than we give her credit for.

  176. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    In the immortal words of Eric Cartman: "Weeeeeeeeeak!"

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  177. an aside by DaMattster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Global warming may be happening and it may not be. Who can say with any absolute certainty that global warming is really happening? Who can say with any certainty that global warming will lead to abrupt climate changes? As Michael Crichton points out, all we have are computer models and theories. A computer model is just that, a prediction that is quite error prone. I think rather than being concerned about global warming, we should be actively conserving our natural resources and engage in environmentally friendly practices. It is my belief that money, time, and energy are better spent in actively reducing air, ground, and water pollution than throwing money into global warming research. Also, conservation of our forests and open spaces should be paramount. I think we can say only one thing with certainty: we are polluting our air and water. Let's deal with the immediate problems that are within our power to solve.

    1. Re:an aside by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      Who can say with absolute certainty that global warming is happening? Hmm... Anyone who has temperature data from across the world for the last 100 years. Can you get more certain?

      Now you may speculate what causes it and what effect it will have, but you cant seriously question the fact that it is happening.

    2. Re:an aside by Asic+Eng · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Global warming may be happening and it may not be. Who can say with any absolute certainty that global warming is really happening?

      Nobody, of course. The same does apply though about me dropping a stone to the ground - I can not say with absolute certainty that it will actually reach the ground. However I'm a lot more certain about this, than about global warming. So can we agree at least, that degrees of certainties (i.e. probabilities) do matter?

      all we have are computer models and theories

      I can write a model of the climate with a simple 10-line perl script, but it won't be very good. I would think the quality of the model is vital. All of science is just theory, but I trust it with my life each time I enter a plane, and each time I use my car. Even the methods used to evaluate the statics of the house I'm in are based on scientific theory, and not absolute certainty.

      It is my belief that money, time, and energy are better spent in actively reducing air, ground, and water pollution than throwing money into global warming research.

      I don't think that the money spent on climate _research_ is significant in comparison to what's needed to reduce pollution. In any case - that using the money to reduce polution would be beneficial is a belief with a very low degree of certainty. (Quite fairly you used "my belief" not "I'm 100% certain".) You base it on your private doubts about a theory which you (and me too, for sure) do not fully understand. Now if I build a house, I would listen to the engineer doing the statical calculations. Similarly, if I hired a professional in that field to check whether my house is still statically sound, I would listen to his advice if he concludes that it's not and make the required repairs.

      I realize that there must be at least some people in the field who are not competent, so the chance that this engineer would be one of them is not zero. Nevertheless unless I'm able to do the calculations myself, I would go with the professional opinion. Now with global warming, the vast majority of experts agree. The probability that they are part of a huge conspiracy is not zero, but it has to be low considering the number of people who'd have to be involved. The risk of not taking their advice if they are not part of a huge conspiracy, is high. Given that we can not be 100% certain it seems sensible to err on the side of caution.

    3. Re:an aside by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      As Michael Crichton points out, all we have are computer models and theories.

      Michael Crichton writes FICTION.

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  178. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Superman did not thwart Lex Luthor's plans, he only delayed them a bit...

  179. Re:This is what marks the difference between liber by belg4mit · · Score: 1

    You've got your labels on backwards.

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  180. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    Why do you agree with this graph when the data was collected using ice core samples? I thought you didn't believe in ice core samples?
    I never said any such thing. What I said was that their time accuracy was approximately one decade, which faulted the specific argument being made at the time by a third party.

    Log in. I'm getting tired of dealing with your anonymous trolling. Have the balls to have a name.
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  181. Stupid Humans... by Plekto · · Score: 1

    People talk about Global Warming as if it's going to end the world. The world will go on with or without humanity. Our big problems are overpopulation and that we build most of our cities near the oceans.

    Someplace like Chicago, though, will have a great time of this. Mild winters, year-round growing season, and no flooding to worry about. Someplace like New York? Well, nobody said building a city at sea level was terribly bright...

  182. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    Just about every story is about how the world is ending, mostly because of man-made global warming.

    I really don't know what to believe when it comes to global warming, but it does come across right now as a fad to the point where I doubt the legitimacy of the claims. In my experience, serious problems go neglected while politician drone on about the inconsequential stuff. But who knows, this could be a first. It also seems like there are far more important environmental issues that are being brushed aside as a consequence.

    I hear what you say about British media. I know they live on a island and all, but they seem completely obsessed with it over there to the point of hysteria. It's working out well for a physicist friend of mine who claims to have developed a free energy technique. Some British billionaire is flying him around all over Europe, wanting to fund him. I suppose if the claim is real, then some good will have come out of the hysteria after all.

  183. Manbearpig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can this be? Didn't you see Al's movie? He told me that strong hurricanes ARE the result of global wraming. And when he talked about all the people that are going to die of tropical diseases, he didn't say anything about people NOT dying from the cold. Are you saying that Al's wrong? He won an academy award, you know - how can he be wrong?

    Anyway, I'm glad to see that /. got in at least one climate change article this week. I can't wait to see how many we'll have next week!

  184. Leaving The Oven On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it turns out that the earth's warming is a natural cycle, does it make sense to exasperate the problem by dumping additional greenhouse gases?

    To me it is akin to leaving the oven on in your house on a hot summer day. Doesn't make much sense, does it?

  185. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1, Troll

    Mutually corroborating data makes for a convincing argument. When multiple investigative conclusions all point to the same thing, it's hard to say the conclusion should be dismissed based in inaccuracy.

    I agree. That's why when I see the ice record disagreeing with CO2-driven warming, the CO2 sedimentation record disagreeing, weather balloons disagreeing, the atmospheric temperature gradient disagreeing, oceanic outgassing measurements disagreeing, the CO2/temperature correlation disagreeing and basic common sense disagreeing, I start thinking it's hard to say that the conclusion that global warming is driven by this vanishingly rare industrial gas whose primary output is a system that has been in place throughout the entire life of the planet is incorrect can be argued.

    The ice core itself may or may not be accurate enough (what is enough?) But when considered along with everything else, it is spot on.

    Yes, they all agree that CO2-driven global warming is a fundamental impossibility. This is why it is looked down upon to make broad statements like "with everything else" - you should be giving a list, so that you can realize that you're not actually on nearly as solid ground as you believe that you are.

    Suppose we indulge you for a moment. 10 years?

    I'd prefer to indulge in the six hundred million years of data provided by the things you're carefully ignoring, but okay.

    10 years? The industrial revolution has been going on a lot longer than that. Even with a margin of 10 years, the general trend is *not* due to statistical sampling or measurement errors.

    Luckily, I never said that it was. I was too busy focussing on realistic data that predates animal life, rather than on measurements that go back almost as far as a middle aged man.

    I'll be careful to raise my child to be humiliated when they say "your claim X isn't true," only to realize that the person never actually claimed X. That should prevent them from behaving as you do.

    By the way, I don't like the way you associated global warming with the wholesale rape of baby seals. (It's not much better when the lies are on topic, either. Funny how what you claim I said isn't actually coming out of my posts.)

    The "source" that you cite is nothing more than the polished product of a video production outfit.

    What I've never understood is how someone can pretend someone else has only one source, attack that source based on something that isn't a useful observation, and then walk away as anything other than ashamed of themselves.

    So, if you ignore everything else I said, and rely only on a professionally edited documentary by a neutral organization featuring dozens of professional climatologists, data which nobody has claimed is false and observations that nobody has claimed to have specific fault with, this is, what, supposed to be inferior to your well thought out opinion or something?

    Or did you just miss the half dozen places where I said I was able to read the models, and was doing so at that time? Or the links, the references to work, et cetera?

    Reductionism is tiresome. Don't attack 10% of my sources on validity and then claim there are no others. By the way, I don't see you citing a damn thing, which is a hell of a lot less authoratative than the thing you're currently whining about. Indeed, the only things anyone seem to be citing are Wikipedia, bastion of popular belief, and random people's personal web pages. Wow! The Nobody Ever Heard Of It Institute! I'm impressed!

    When you can read one of these models, or even argue without putting lies in other people's mouths, lemme know, and I'll take you a little more seriously.

    Professionally speaking, they're no different from "alien autopsy", "moon landing hoax", and other similar embarrassments.

    It doesn't actually much surprise me that you ca

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  186. Re:Michigan? Uhm, no. by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

    ...and Lake Michigan is 579 feet above sea level
    So why doesn't all the water drain out?
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  187. What about termites and northern forests? by mrflash818 · · Score: 0

    Right now there are forests that do not have to worry about termites, as it still gets cold enough in the winter to kill those insects.

    What happens to those forests once the coldest winter temperatures are _not_ enough to kill them? The lumber industry of the American northwest would be jeopardized. Currently we need renewable lumber for housing, paper, and such.

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  188. Change is Bad (for us) by catchblue22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would make the argument that significant change in an ecosystem will usually be bad for the dominant species that have adapted to live in that ecosystem. Change can of course give opportunities to other species that have struggled to live in an ecosystem. The obvious examples are the past mass extinctions, especially the one that gave rise to the dinosaurs, as well as the one that destroyed the dinosaurs and gave rise to mammals.

    Significant change destroys. It destroys existing systems. It plays havoc on most species. It creates starvation for species that have grown to need the existing systems that are being swept away. Of course, this allows new species to rise and fill the vacuum. Change is the prime driver of evolution. Evolution works at its fastest when there is mass death and destruction.

    And today, we are the dominant species on the Earth. The agricultural systems that we rely on are built on our current climatic conditions. Farms are located in certain places that have the perfect combinations of good soil, and good weather. Too much rain, or too little, or rain at the wrong time can destroy crops. If the rain moves from an area with good soil to an area with bad soil, then this will reduce crop yields, even if our farmers follow the rain. Moving the water by canal or pipeline is an option, but it is expensive (how much did the Panama Canal cost to build?).

    I can think of no better an example of the problems of climate change than the Australian drought. Australia has already lost 1% of its GDP due to drought conditions. And without significant rain in the coming weeks, the country faces draconian water restrictions: Brisbane is at stage 5 water restrictions right now, which effectively means flushing the toilet every 7 uses and keeping shower water in a bucket for later use. Agriculture along the Murray Darling River (the main agricultural river system) faces a complete cutoff of irrigation. That means the death of the many grape vines that form the basis for Australia's wine industry.

    Here is a map that shows how rainfall patterns have changed. The interior (where no one lives) is receiving more rain. The coasts (where almost everyone lives) are receiving less rain. The rainfall patterns have changed, and the Australians are struggling to adapt to the new conditions.

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  189. Solar energy by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would global warming increase the availability of solar energy? My first thought is no, because global warming is just retaining more heat in the atmosphere, and not increasing the amount of energy reaching the earth's surface. Does anyone have a different take on that?

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    1. Re:Solar energy by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      The main thing to affect solar energy would be a change in cloud cover. Cloud formation is dependent on lots of factors besides temperature so it would be hard to say whether global warming will help. Most likely scenario is that some areas will benefit slightly, others will suffer slightly.

  190. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    I appreciate the supporting voice. Sometimes just hearing the same thing out of two different mouths is enough to convince people to take a second look. The belief some people take in that a lone dissenting voice must be crazy is unfortunate.

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  191. Re:Give me a break... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    It would be pointless to direct you to any documentation and data. You obviously are emotionally attached to the issue and would discount any data presented.

    You call me a liar? Okay I've got a name your you. Oil Industry Shill. I may or may not be true but it's just as valid as you puffed up statements.

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  192. Adaptive? by Flyers2391 · · Score: 0

    Maybe this is flamebait, I don't know but I have to ask: A few people have written humans are adaptive ... how so? Fires have burned down peoples' homes for a long time, they still do. Tornadoes and Hurricanes blow over peoples' homes, floods have wiped out homes (in fact the Earth is 2/3s water but our booming population lives where there is less room, land). I fail to see how we have adapted, we've just rebuilt, sometimes with stronger buildings, but still not strong enough. The most "adaption" I can think of is that people have darker skin where there is stronger sun rays.

  193. Context by JLavezzo · · Score: 1

    So, we're on a thread right now that is in response to an article about the effects of Global Warming. That article is accompanied with a picture of two girls in bikinis. The sub-text the picture creates is, "Don't worry, don't worry, there are good changes coming."

    A quote in the article says, "we have to take away people's fear of climate change." Okay, take away the fear. Not a bad idea objectively. But in this situation fear is what's motivating people to change their behaviors so we can moderate the effects of climate change. If the news media takes away people's fear, what motivator will they supply to replace it? See, that's not what they're doing. This is stick your head in the sand, "nothing to worry about" type reporting.

    Back to your point. If this article was really about pointing out the possibility of beneficial aspects of global climate change, there would have been more discussion along the lines of, "once we get a handle on all the bad things coming, dealing with refugees, figuring out where and when to plant which crops, etc, then think of the good things there will be to get used to!"

    Certainly some people will see milder winters. I'm all for milder winters. Except when it means that less snow accumulates in the Himalayas. Cause then the millions of people who rely on Himalayan snow melt for their drinking water will have to find some place else to live.

    I guess they'll be room for them in Siberia. If Russia lets them in...

  194. History and geography call bullshit by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1
    There is a reason that most of modern civilization developed more than 20 degrees away from the equator. Look at a map. All of the most developed countries are further from the equator.

    It is more livable in Argentina than Ecuador. It is more livable in South Africa than Nigeria. It is more livable in Japan than Indonesia.

    Expanding the tropical zone cannot be a net plus.

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  195. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the record... Americans usually don't refer to the Enlgish as Britons... I may be wrong, but this might be an English guy with his SUV... just a thought before you universally put down Americans

  196. 20,000 Years of Reality by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    The DURING & AFTER the last ice age (wherever you actually put it) has arguably seen the greatest rise of humans and their creative efforts ever.

    Seas rose approx 50 meters in that time period. Warming of the climate obviously ocurred over that time period on average (or the ice would not have melted).

    Arguably we do not have much historical data to show what happens when temperatures go down, what little we do shows millions of people starved each year during the "little ice age" and during heavy volcanism.

    So is there really a question at to what is better? Like who wants freezing in July in the upper mid-west again?

  197. Re:Give me a break... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Or did you just miss the half dozen places where I said I was able to read the models, and was doing so at that time? Or the links, the references to work, et cetera?"

    I've just managed to browse through the tedium of your entire body of posts in this thread, and I found only two relevant links: the documentary on google video, and the umich.edu page, which you summarily dismissed as supporting your points anyway.

    I now officially think that you're batshit fucking crazy, and just forgot to take your meds. I've said it before, I'll say it again - it's nice to know that the opposition to global warming seems to to be comprised almost entirely of paid whores or nutbags off their meds.

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  198. Just what we need: More Humans by Ikcor · · Score: 2, Funny

    We don't need *more* people on the planet. The lines at movies theaters are already too long.

    Seriously, faster population growth is not a good thing.

  199. Re:Michigan? Uhm, no. by jtaylor00 · · Score: 1

    So why doesn't all the water drain out?

    Your kidding right?

  200. Heatwaves by p7 · · Score: 1

    Heatwaves...

    1988 5,000 to 10,000 dead in Central and the Eastern U.S.
    2003 35,000 dead in Europe (7,000 in Germany).
    2006 140 dead in California, 25,000 cattle dead and 700,000 poultry dead due to heat.

    And they want it to get hotter?

    This also ignores crop related issues. http://www.grid.unep.ch/product/publication/downlo ad/ew_heat_wave.en.pdf

  201. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Floritard · · Score: 1

    Actually I was just pointing out the absurdity of anticipating a windfall on property investments as a result of such a large and relatively sudden displacement of people. When in the past has there been a peaceful relocation of large amounts of people? Even something as relatively minor as the Katrina storm put a major strain on the surrounding areas. And I wasn't threatening home invasion. Merely pointing out with some sarcasm that it's quite possibly going to be a hell of a lot more chaotic than something a few rifles and a John Wayne attitude will be able to cope with. But good luck cowboy. I'm pretty sure I'll be fed up with this place before then anyway. Time to start spinning that globe.

  202. Re:Michigan? Uhm, no. by Radon360 · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm no geologist or hydrologist, but maybe because Niagra shield, of which Lake Michigan, Huron, and Erie reside, is made of dolomitic limestone, and constricts its drainage over Niagra Falls?

    More speculation on my part (afterall, this _is_ Slashdot): The Michigan-Huron basin, although drained primarily through the St. Clair River, and to a much lesser extent the Chicago River, also loses a significant amount of water through evaporation.

  203. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not the GP, but some of us can't be arsed to register. We're certainly not going to do it just because you want a name to argue with.

  204. Theory by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as too why they never include the theory that the two poles are changing polarity.

    they have discovered, in volcanoes and such that the rock when it solidifies, that it has a pattern to follow earth,s polarity (iron particles) and they have checked at several depth ,(meaning several hundreds and thousand years apart) that the polarity has shifted more than once since the beginning.
    That shift did not operate itself over night and they are saying that maybe that we are in that declining period where a polarity switch will occur (maybe in a thousand year) and the effects are that the magnetic field that protect us from the sun's deadly rays will completely slowly disappear leaving scorched earth everywhere except maybe near the equator and when that switch is completed the holes, that we are seeing will completely disappear pollution or no pollution, for sure at that point, they will mostly be no one left alive on earth thus leaving our planet pollution free.

    Overall, i think that, even though pollution is creating hell of a lot of problems, that maybe it ain't the sole reason for the greenhouse effects and it maybe an infinite percentage of this pollution affecting earth's atmosphere.

    For sure we cant deny that smog over cities are a big factor in raising the temperature and it's due to pollution.

    1. Re:Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a horribly formatted post.

    2. Re:Theory by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

      i'm french and no expert in english, i do my best

  205. "Best" is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since your measure of "best" is the ability to produce crops, I'm assuming that you're measuring how useful the land is to man. In this case it is better to use it for office buildings. Maybe this produces some revolution in crop pesticides that then can be used to turn normally crappy fields into high producers.

    1. Re:"Best" is relative by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      "best food producing." I like to qualify my blanket statements. Generally, I meant arable land, though. Wouldn't it, say, make sense to build cities somewhere OTHER than the most fertile areas?

    2. Re:"Best" is relative by Forge · · Score: 1

      Office buildings work just as well on Arid infertile land as they do on prime farmland.

      In fact I read a book once that recommended building your house on Rock.

      Growing crops for food on the other hand is picky in the opposite direction. Here is a similar scenario which might make more seance to Slashdot users.

      2 rooms in a building. room A) has a constant temperature of 90 degrees and very high humidity. Room B) is 30 degrees with extremely low humidity.

      You need a Sauna and a server room. Choose.

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    3. Re:"Best" is relative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like how the Central Valley is full of fields? The climate's not so amenable in Silicon Valley, trust me.

  206. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by globehopper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been watching this stuff for a long time, and the part that bothers me the most about this is that we've become so accustomed to giving everyone an equal voice that people become numb to issues. For better or worse, we are starting see intellectual insight and armchair philosophy as equally valuable and perspectives that carry the same weight. While I hate to read comments like Phaedrus' above because it's a position that's ruining our world, I can also empathize with his position. I'm sick of hearing the debate as well, but as long as there are those out there delivering disinformation about climate change, we need to keep up the fight. It's unfortunate. Luckily the corporate world is now onside with climate change. A recent article I read talks about how climate change has become a corporate priority, and describes a "perfect storm" situation where multiple stakeholders are doing the right thing (and not always for the right reasons). To me it's a fascinating development. So while it appears there will always be debate on issues that truly warrant none, there are other issues in the world that may force our hand for the better - even if they are corporate (or greed) driven. There's debate, then there's action - it's interesting to see that the climate's enemy may become it's greatest ally.

  207. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Visceral+Monkey · · Score: 1

    I think you mean the newly added states to the expanded United States of America. If you think we'd let Canada stay as they are, think again :)

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  208. In related news... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...nuclear radiation was found to be beneficial for certain sports. For example, in the NBA, extra arms may improve ball dribbling and defense; and extra eyes may reduce the chance of somebody sneaking up from behind for a steal. It should be pointed out the extra limbs and eyes in a large percentage of irradiated individuals tend not to fully function. But for those who do have full-functioning extra limbs and organs, the NBA welcomes them with open arms (all 3 of them).

  209. Aguments about global warming by dbk25 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just about every argument I've heard about global warming can be summarized by a few talking points:

    Liberal talking points
    * Because of over a century of adding carbon dioxide to the atmosphere, the average temperature in Earth is increasing.
    * This has foreseeable negative impacts.
    * The scariest impacts are from subtle effects that we can't even predict.
    * Models say we are approaching a tipping point where the changes become self-sustaining and self-feeding.
    * We can slow or stop this, but we're running out of time, and must act now.

    Conservative talking points
    * Global warming is not happening. It's a liberal myth.
    * It's a normal cycle, not caused by man.
    * It's pointless for us to try to slow global warming because India and China are putting much more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than the United States is, and they won't stop.
    * What's the big deal? It's only a few degrees change, and will make life better on Earth. Don't you like nicer weather?
    * It's too late to stop the major effects of global warming. Better for the the government to encourage and subsidize business to adapt to and profit from the major changes that will inevitably occur.

    1. Re:Aguments about global warming by humpy101 · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, you forgot the almost religious fervour with which it all has to be discussed. The zealotry and the desire to hunt down and eliminate the heretic who (shock gasp horror!!) may not agree with your own viewpoint. If only we could have some RATIONAL debate or discussion about global warming. Why does EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING have to develop into a holy war?

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    2. Re:Aguments about global warming by asninn · · Score: 1

      Conservative talking points
      * Global warming is not happening. It's a liberal myth.
      * It's a normal cycle, not caused by man.
      * It's pointless for us to try to slow global warming because India and China are putting much more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere than the United States is, and they won't stop.
      * What's the big deal? It's only a few degrees change, and will make life better on Earth. Don't you like nicer weather?
      * It's too late to stop the major effects of global warming. Better for the the government to encourage and subsidize business to adapt to and profit from the major changes that will inevitably occur.

      That's quite an interesting progression. Basically, the above can further be summed up like this:

      • Global warming is not happening.
      • Global warming is happening, but it's natural.
      • Global warming is happening, and it's not natural, but we-the-USA are not responsible.
      • Global warming is happening, and it's not natural, and we-the-USA are responsible, but it won't be a bad thing.
      • Global warming is happening, and it's not natural, and we-the-USA are responsible, and it will be a bad thing, but we can't change it, anyway, so we'll just have to accept it.

      I really wonder why someone who's able and willing to make that progression wouldn't be able and/or willing to take the last step and conclude that

      • Global warming is happening, and it's not natural, and we-the-USA are responsible, and it will be a bad thing, but we can still roll up our sleeves and do something about it.
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  210. NB by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    I just verified, and the link I provided does include submarine volcanoes. Here's your bad luck: I know more about physics and the climate than you, and my ego is as large as yours. I'm not intimidated by dicks, and I have no problem calling you on being one. It's ok if you simply ignore me - I've given up hope of getting some actual (and accurate) information from you. A shame, really.

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  211. GOP Algorithm by Tablizer · · Score: 1


        if (disaster.deny() == "fails") {
            disaster.emphasize_upsides();
            disaster.profit_from();
        } else {
            declare_success();
            secretly_build_ark_for_buddies();
        }

  212. So by Vexor · · Score: 1

    Less flu, more heatstroke. Great....

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  213. Aw crap, it's not a joke by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    But fuck it, it's a Friday afternoon and I don't feel like digging up all the necessary smackdown data. Looks like I'm going with the goatse link anyway.

    Goatse.cx

    Or, at least, its functional equivalents to someone like stonecypher.

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  214. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, We all can't live in San Diego. Or Hawaii, for that matter. Those who like their local climate have been getting away with murder. Try freezing your ass off in a Canadian winter.

  215. Truthfully by SQLz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure how idiots can even speculate about what the earth will be like in 2050. Obviously, the point about saving 40,000 germans is stupidity. I mean, by 2050, I hope nobody is dying from the flu, let alone cold people. Computer simulations can't consistently predict the weather the next day, let alone 40 years from now.

  216. Re:Give me a break... by flyonthewall · · Score: 1
    MMM. Who is FUDding here?

    Yes, CO2 (and other gases) lag natural temperatures variations but the key point here is that temperatures will also react to a sudden influx / removal of same gas concentration. The current increase in gases is driving the temperature increase. As the temperature increase, so will additional concentration of those gases will be released until some other equilibrium is reached.

    Have a look

    here

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  217. No non è la BBC by orzetto · · Score: 1

    Surprisingly convincing BBC documentary.

    It's not from the BBC, it's from Channel 4. The Great Global Warming Swindle, as one could understand from its title, is not exactly a balanced documentary, and has received threats of legal action by at least one of the people appearing in the film, Carl Wunsch, who claimed to have been grossly misquoted.

    For the sake of open-mindedness, I tried watching this piece of corporate propaganda. I concluded this is crap when I heard the argument that "CO2 in atmosphere is not important because it is only 0.054% of the atmosphere" (at 13 minutes and 20 seconds into the movie). No, they did not say that: they knew it was a lie. So they just "implied" it, selectively and carefully quoting a scientist who is simply stating the obvious ("there is little CO2 in the atmosphere") but without the as obvious consequences ("Since it's so little humans can have a sensible effect in terms of percentage"). They also conveniently mentioned that 95% of greenhouse gases is water vapour, and as conveniently forgot to mention that that is a factor humans cannot influence, because of the enormous buffer represented by the oceans.

    Finally, the documentary's author, Martin Durkin, a man with no scientific credentials by the way, handled criticism with class, calling one researcher who pointed out that his CO2/solar radiation correlation data were known to be flawed "a big daft cock" (that was actually all his answer), and telling to "go to fuck [him]self" to another one who urged him to be civilised.

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    1. Re:No non è la BBC by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that kidneys cannot possibly have a big effect on the ammonia levels in your body, because they make up less than 2% of your body weight.

      But hey, we've known for years that the medical establishment was lying to us.

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  218. Ever been to Texas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about everyone else but I think it's damn hot enough as it is. I live near Houston and it can get to be over 100 degrees here with 80-90% humidity. I know there are places that get hotter but they also have waaaayyyy less moist air. I'll take a global cooling anyday. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all steal southern California's climate? Hehehehe

  219. Wasteful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The reason Americans have this attitude is because of space and population density. Those that live in areas with a great deal of open space and are more sparsely populated tend to think that the world has infinite resources and nothing we do can blemish it. People who live in more densely populated environments are more painfully aware of how we affect the environment and also care more about preserving that shared environment. Thats why we see most liberals in the west and the north-east. http://ite.pubs.informs.org/submissions/example/im ages/la1.gif
    The population density of europe is much higher than that of the US so people care more about how they affect others as well.
    http://www.overpopulation.com/faq/Basic_Informatio n/population_density/maps/europe.html

    On top of that, a more dense population usally also means a better education infrastructure. Historically, the conservative areas of the US have had very poor schools as compared to the liberal areas. In other words, many are just ignorant.

  220. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right or wrong, where are they? are we talking about pink elephants here?

  221. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Well, theanks for the considered opinion. Much nicer than the normal knee-jerk "You're a poo-head" bit.

    That said, have read this: "...as long as there are those out there delivering disinformation about climate change, we need to keep up the fight...", I found muyself womdering whose disinformation, and whose fight.

    My wife's a marketer, and clueless about science. She's completely influenced by the loudest voice that spoke last. This is generally another marketer selling man-made global warming. She just doesn't get it when I refuse to accept that marketing hype is actual reality.

    I remember when Mount Pinatubo blew back in 1991. We had red skies *every night* for a year after. That's what 10 billion metric tons of magma, and 20 million tons of SO2 will do for your atmosphere. The red skies eventually faded. The point? One volcano was able to change the look of the atmosphere for a year before things went back to normal. I don't see those same dramatic effects from human activity.

    I am willing to invest in technology that saves me money. Fluorescent bulbs, for example. If environmentalists could give me a P&L statement showing me how to make money by consuming less energy, I'd be all over it. Oh, and as for making money by consuming less energy, please don't quote the Prius. The cost differential between it and. say, a Ford Explorer is such that it'd take a decade to break even in gasoline saved. I want technologies that pay me this quarter, this year.

    Instead, all I get is the "We're all gonna die!" dirge, and a call for hairshits, oh, and shit all over the US - the world's economic dynamo - for consuming so much energy. And as I sadi, I'm no longer up for it.

    Sorry if this is a bit disconnected. My build's failing, so I'm switching back and forth.

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  222. Human populations by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Actually, human population is crashing. Countries like Greece and Italy have average female fertility rates of around 1, meaning the population's shrinking by 50% each generation.

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    1. Re:Human populations by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yeah but Africa, China, India, Pakistan, etc etc are all making up for it and more.

    2. Re:Human populations by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I have to disagree. Africa, for example, is depopulating via AIDS and starvation. I mean, look at what Mugabe has wrought. And something like 25% of South Africa's population is HIV-positive. Elsewhere, you've got islamists killing everyone who doesn't agree that we need to return to the 7th century. We don't call that business in Darfur a genocide for nothing. And the Hutus did in, what, a million Tutsis? Mostly with machetes.

      Meanwhile, China has the one-child policy that, believe it or not, is working. Of course, since 10% of the Yellow River is liquid sewage, it won't be too long before things like cholera start to thin out that herd. And that's before considering that the one-child policy is females to be aborted at a massive rate. Believe me, China's going to crash.

      Geez. Now that you have me thinking, we may well have more pressing problems than "Global Warming" (tm).

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    3. Re:Human populations by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> Geez. Now that you have me thinking, we may well have more pressing problems than "Global Warming" (tm).

      The points you make are good ones but I think the world population is still increasing as a whole.
      One thing this world doesn't need more of and can do with some thinning out of is humans. The real problem is that humans have weapons so don't have any significant losses to natural predators any more. That also means our gene pool is going to shit because there's no natural selection.

  223. headline straight off of Fox News? by don'tyellatme · · Score: 1

    if not, i'm sure they'll be happy to throw it on the ticker...

  224. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm an Irish guy who escaped to the US.

    After I got out of university, all it took was a couple of years of confiscatory PAYE taxation to convince me to leave.

    I still retain a lot of the vocabulary, however.

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  225. Miami... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    "I always found it unconvincing ... we're more likely to be outside in the winter than the summer!)"

    Doesn't matter. So long as a higher percentage than normal of the US population has colds it'll spread to Miami thanks to all the visitors who go there to get away from the cold.

    Bottom line: Cold/flu is a virus. It doesn't spontaneously generate out of nothing.

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    1. Re:Miami... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      But my point was that you shouldn't be seeing the same distribution in Miami that you do in colder places if it was purely about staying indoors. Even taking, for the sake of argument, that the widespread colds elsewhere infect Miamians, why isn't there a spike in colds in Miami during the summer as opposed to fall and spring?

  226. Nonsense by dharbee · · Score: 1

    "The problem is that this is akin to talking about the positive effects of smoking: weightloss, fewer old people to draw down retirement benefits, etc. It's disingenuous and generally only used to mask the drawbacks."

    This is nothing like that at all. In the case of smoking we have years of data that directly speaks to the negative effects of smoking. We have seen them. As yet, we have nothing but speculation as to them long term negative effects of global climate change.

    Observing vs. Inferring is a big difference, so no, they're nothing alike.

    1. Re:Nonsense by Reader+X · · Score: 1

      As yet, we have nothing but speculation as to them long term negative effects of global climate change

      OK, but there are varying degrees to which speculation has value. For example, it has been widely speculated that global climate change will cause changes in weather patterns. Some like to say that this is uniformly a Bad Thing, but there could be bad effects (more hurricanes) and good effects (more rain in the Sahara) and in the end, it really is just speculation where weather is concerned. Weather is very hard to predict.

      On the other hand, some negative effects of global climate change are so readily inferred that they have real predictive value. If the earth's global average temperature rises, so will ocean levels, due to polar icemelt. If you live in the Maldives, it is obvious that this will occur and that this is unequivocally a Bad Thing. It's specious reasoning and poor public policy to dismiss this as mere speculation.

      And, from a political perspective, the dynamic of the climate change debate has been that scientists have steadily converged on a consensus view for many years, and this view has typically been backed up by scientific research (which is almost always inferential in part but is generally thought to have greater predictive value than mere speculation), but so-called positive effects (or blanket dismissals of negative effects) tend to be driven by the concerns of affected industries and presented as press releases. This tends to lend weight to the previous poster's comments on disingenuousness.

  227. grass clippings=practical by zogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bag mine up, feed it to my chickens (so far a lot of really good eggs, pretty soon some freezer meat) or use it for mulch around my little trees or grapevines, etc. The chickens *love* grass clippings, scarf em down quick. A lot of folks in suburbia could do the same thing, they just don't feel like it or somehow think it's "weird" or something, even though caring for a small kitchen flock has been something humans have done for the bulk of our civilized existence.. A small flock is remarkably easy to care for too, and doesn't have to be any sort of huge mess or "eyesore", kinda fun really. And they can be housed in a sharp looking and relatively inexpensive to build (plans galore on the net) coop, then allowed a little walk around the lawn "free range" time during the day.

    1. Re:grass clippings=practical by HiThere · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately, many places have zoning laws forbidding having more than about two chickens. (Naturally the exact details vary from place to place.) Also, they *do* tend to tie you down. If you've got a flock of chickens, you can't ever go away for a week. Getting a reliable chicken sitter just isn't possible. (It was difficult enough when all my neighbors had them.)

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    2. Re:grass clippings=practical by zogger · · Score: 1

      Completely valid but perhaps not insurmountable points. Getting some kid to come over and feed and water the birds for a week doesn't seem all that hard-of course maybe I am out of touch with modern micro suburban economics. Maybe the kids get so much allowance nowadays a small part timer is a non event and not needed for their income needs. If you really had to because of vacation and no tenders -CHOP- in the freezer, get a new flock when you come back. Cluckeraptors grow quickly,and laying birds can be got for a pittance, all mine were free for the taking (leftovers after commercial flock catching, escapees in other words).

      As to the zoning laws, yes, but really just way too varied to be able to say there is a general consensus. Most places allow *some* from what I understand, although the practice isn't common. And one can always apply for a variance at the usually grossly under visited county council meetings. If the diff is 2 to 6 birds and you have a decent set of plans for your discrete coop, most likely they might cut you some slack. If not, oh well. I always thought the entire idea of suburban living was to combine some of the advantages of heavy urban living with the rural, if one or the other isn't present, pick another suburban area perhaps, there are *millions* of them to choose from. Just generally speaking o course, not in any way particular to your personal area. I know it is a prime consideration of mine where I live, right up at the top, can I "do stuff" I like to do without being harassed by over zealous government or home owners associations, etc. Personally I would never live someplace that said I couldn't have a dish or a large backyard garden or work on the car out in the drive, etc. Some folks like that strict structure, but I sure don't.

      That and other reasons make it a spiffy idea to always locate in unincorporated areas of a county, usually much more lax on the things you want to do hobby wise and usually cheaper to live than perhaps just a mile away into the incorporated city area.

    3. Re:grass clippings=practical by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Maybe people don't want chicken shit all over their back garden?

    4. Re:grass clippings=practical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... The chickens *love* grass clippings, scarf em down quick. A lot of folks in suburbia could do the same thing, they just don't feel like it or somehow think it's "weird" or something, even though caring for a small kitchen flock has been something humans have done for the bulk of our civilized existence..
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  228. Re:This is what marks the difference between liber by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

    The conservative says "We like the status quo and don't want to rock the boat, especially since that would involve changing how we live."

    The liberal says "We better start doing something because I think I hear some rapids ahead."

    The average Joe says "Let's party for we're all going to die anyway. (Pass me another beer and watch how fast this boat can go.)"

    The intelligent activist says "While the status quo is nice, we better scout ahead and be prepared to change our course."

  229. Europe Might get Colder. by Irvu · · Score: 1

    Europe is warmed by a steady current that carries warm water from the 'West Indies' (i.e. the Caribbean) to the coasts of Europe. Extant climate predictions indicate that said current will be disrupted by global warming meaning that Europe might actually get colder on average than it has been up until now. The last time this occurred (the 'Mini Ice Age') coincided with the Dark Ages in Europe which was marked by widespread crop shortages.

    If I were Der Speigel I would keep in mind that "Global Warming" still allows for "local cooling". And even if Europe gets warmer I would think that coming off of their disastrously hot previous summers that an increase in temperature might not be ideal.

    1. Re:Europe Might get Colder. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But didn't "The Day After Tomorrow" already show Europe completely frozen? What are these people talking about?

  230. Mistitled Slashdot article by Anthony · · Score: 1

    It should really be titled "Could Global Warming Make Life in Germany Better?". It even acknowledged problems for countries in mediterranean latitudes; the implication is that they deserve it. It is amazing what sort of article you can come up with when you combine parochialism with selective research results.

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  231. Adapt by IgLou · · Score: 1

    Really?
    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/adapt
    If you're saying that nature will adapt, you're correct. Species and ecosystems will evolve from earth changes when they occur.

    Whether life in the sense of a species or life forms will adapt is a whole other matter. These earth changes are significant. Entire species will die off. The questions for humans is if we will be one of those species. Not likely? Perhaps. There is still the damage that we would experience from loss of biodiversity. After all, what if a species unlocks the cure for some human ailment... That's one possibility and I could go on and on. For me this is clear, the burning of fossil fuels produces by products that are not offset by any natural or mechanical process at the same rate they are being produced. So we are changing the equilibrium and we can and should correct this. So long as we make a contribution to the problem we should do something about it. There is so much at stake and yet people still want to say "Everything's fine"; it's beyond me.

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  232. A Very Convenient Truth by jsindell · · Score: 1

    Sarah Silverman has already covered this angle of global warming. Here's the promo for her hard hitting documentary on the subject.

  233. It's fucking hot enough outside as it is! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    90 to 100 degree summers are plenty enough thank you.

  234. Re:Give me a break... by tloh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    [update: Damn you, NeutronCowboy, for beating me to the punch. But really, thank you. You have been a lot more elequent than I in this thread.]

    You do *not* get to have the last word. Everyone here is mostly trying to have a civil discussion with you. But so far, all you've done is insult and intimidate your critics. You say I don't provide any references or resources. I need to cite only one:

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/306/570 2/1686

    Oreskes has sampled almost a thousand seperate scholastic studies across multiple disciplines. and there was *NO* direct dissent. This is a far cry from the "gobal warming hoax" you claim. These researchers are serious scientists. They only responsibility they have is to their own designated area of research.

    What have you done? Aside from providing a link to that god-awful documentary and a reference to "the global carbon cycle" at the Umich website cited by one of your critics, you have produced absolutely squat. I have gone through all your comments and as of 2 PM PDT, everything you've expressed so far in reply to those in this discussion thread has been a whole bunch of hand waving, groundless assertions, or evasive facts. You're quick to dismiss the references provided by others but other than just those two citations, I can't find any other sources despite your repeated assertion that you have indeed provided references. In reply to my earier comment, you mention:

    ice record
    CO2 sedimentation
    weather balloons
    atmospheric temperature gradient
    oceanic outgassing measurements
    the CO2/temperature correlation
    (basic common sense)

    saying doesn't make it so. where is the reference to back up your position? Where are the figures and charts from studies that use these methods to disagree with the conclusions of our current understanding of global warming? I think your engaged in this exchange just for the sake of arguing without any genuine intention to enlighten or be enlightened. Some of what you say just makes absolutely no sense. "realistic data that predates animal life"????? "wholesale rape of baby seals."??????

    In light of such bizarre comments, I am left with no alternative but to urge you to stop bothering the nice folks at slashdot and don't skip out on your medications.

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  235. Well, could it? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    I guess so, except for all those decaying bodies lying around.

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  236. In the grim, hot darkness of the future, there can by KalgarThrax · · Score: 1

    only be... scantily clad norse women! Yes!

  237. Grazing by mdsolar · · Score: 1

    Funny, I just rebutted an oil drum article using rabbits and goats: http://mdsolar.blogspot.com/2007/05/scrooge.html. Goats can do the job quite well, but you've got to have time to take care of them. I grew up partly on goat's milk and consider it superior to cow's milk. The deer here don't seem to be a systematic as goats, so I still mow.
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  238. yes i agree... it could be better for all of us... by tkjtkj · · Score: 1

    Yes... eg, i, for one, really do not enjoy the New York City skyline .. it's an afront to nature .. Far better that NYC be under 10 or more meters of Atlantic Ocean .. .. enventually those tall spires will crumble, water-logged, to the bottom, and once again, voila' !! a new vista!

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  239. Best documentary ever! by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 1

    What I learned from "The Great Global Warming Swindle":

    1. Global warming is NOT man made. There were at least two climatologists interviewed and several more retired people who used to work with scientists, who made that abundantly clear.
    2. Global warming is entirely helpful and only makes people more prosperous. In no way is global warming undesirable. In fact it is sadly unfortunate man is incapable of inducing global warming since it is so beneficial. Repeated images of people at the beach made me feel good about the possibility of global warming.
    3. Industrialists have done nothing but advance the cause of the African people. They keep trying to give people who have no money free generators but environmental jihadists directly intervene with machine guns and oppress the very people the industrialists have been trying so hard to help. You may even have heard shadowy reports of industrialists underpaying the local Africans while extracting the riches to other continents. Those are, apparently, a hoax which was created by the environmentalists. And all those incidents where corporations use lax environmental laws in third world nations to profit at the expense of the local peoples' health - the documented increases in birth defects, lung problems and cancer - all could have been avoided if the environazis would just stop sneaking to the village wells at night with arsenic in order to frame big business. Similarly with the whole slavery thing - it was a hoax created by the environmentalists. Big business did not actually round Africans up like animals and sell them to make money. Those were environmentalists. This can be proven by the fact slavery is a hateful thing. Environmentalists are hateful. Businessmen are pure of heart and have never done anything unholy.
    4. It is now my mission to stop keeping an eye on people in power. This movie has assured me they have earned a free pass.

  240. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, to paraphrase:

    "I am a psychological casualty of FUD."

  241. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on man.
    "Choose life."

  242. CO2 Causing Climate Warming IS a FRAUD by DrColes · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the comment! Current incompetent stories regarding CO2 Causing Climate Change are a fraud. Junk science is infesting the media, the Internet and public schools, affecting public health, squandering your tax dollars, poisoning sick people and miseducating our children. Pseudoscientific claptrap abounds. Quackery is now found everywhere. Consensus is NOT science. Educate, inform yourself, take a 9th grade science class. Additional information http://www.inteliorg.com/co2_climate_change.html Stop listening to folks that have a financial interest in the subject. Unfortunately, many have learned to spin information, thusly have become intellectually and academically dishonest. Unfortunately, we can no longer trust most of the media for information, as they no longer assign "Reporters" that investigate then report on a subject, most just parrot or reinterpret the information to fit their bias, thusly we have a world of disinformation and junk science. Information Vetting: I have no financial interest in this subject.

    1. Re:CO2 Causing Climate Warming IS a FRAUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

  243. Re:Give me a break... by debrain · · Score: 1

    Anytime. As a matter of human psychology and persuasiveness, it can look defensive to reply directly to counterarguments. In other words, if an idea has merits, it looks better to write them out, and leave it to others to defend it. And if it has merits, generally someone will. Even on Slashdot. :)

  244. Are they serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the most ridiculous thing I have read in weeks. This is insane! Take this off Slashdot.

  245. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by ballpoint · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The watermelon left, indeed:

    I found a nice spoof on an advertisment for the Flemish socialist party (sp.a).

    I don't think you need a translation, but you might not know that Spa is *the* best known mineral water in Belgium !

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  246. Cold-related.. like flu? by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    "warming temperatures will mean that in 2050 there will be about 40,000 fewer deaths in Germany attributable to cold-related illnesses like the flu."

    That's so blatantly made up right there. Flu isn't cold related, someone seems to be confusing a pedestrian cold with an actual flu.

    In fact it's worse: cold weather helps kill the flu virus so it doesn't spread wide or survive for extended period of time on the outside. With higher temperatures, flu outbreaks will be worse.

    The fact flu spreads in the autumn and early winter isn't directly related to a flu outbreak. The timing is, let's say, a happy coincidence. You can research more about why flu comes every year for more info.

  247. Re:This is what marks the difference between liber by volcanopele · · Score: 1

    hmm, isn't the debate about climate change/global warming all about trying to maintain the status quo: expensive beach front property, building cities/entire nations on land that is at less than 5 m above sea level, preventing the developing world from doing just that, inhibiting progress, etc.

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  248. thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    partisan politics will suppress what it doesn't want to hear under any premise

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  249. insects by oblivion95 · · Score: 1

    One big problem from global warming will be insect populations. Already, in far northern areas the shorter winters are allowing some bugs to survive and thus attack the arboreal forests.

    In time, more bugs will survive in more areas. Bugs can dramatically alter the populations of local flora. They also carry diseases. Combined with the destruction of many animal species, we may not enjoy living with all insects.

  250. SpiegExxonMobil? by dorianh49 · · Score: 1

    So, exactly when was Spiegel bought out by ExxonMorris and/or PhilipMobil?

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  251. What is your evidence for fewer species? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You *do* realize just how fragmentary the fossil record is, don't you?

    My personal opinion (without studying the matter) is that we probably don't have enough evidence to guess whether there were more or fewer species. (Well, except that clearly there were fewer, e.g., right after the asteroid hit. And right after whatever caused the Permian Catastrophe. Etc.) Most species never leave any discovered and recognized fossil record, and we don't know what percentage "most" means, just that it's large relative to 50%. (There may, of course, people who have reasons to believe some particular number is "about right", but I'm not one of them.)

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    1. Re:What is your evidence for fewer species? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      You *do* realize just how fragmentary the fossil record is, don't you? So your argument is that by pure coincidence the fossil record from the hotter periods show less species than that of colder periods?
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    2. Re:What is your evidence for fewer species? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. There are several possibilities. For one: Perhaps (certainly) certain climatic conditions make fossilization more likely. Perhaps these occur more frequently when the climate is warmer. Dry and sandy works for fossilization, but so do peat bogs, tar pits, deep swamps with lots of much at the bottom, etc. Several of these seem more likely in hot climates. Caves are OK, if you don't mind your fossils coming in lots of tiny pieces...and being mixed with the fragments of bones from several different species. (Carnivores tend to bring kills into caves, and gnaw the bones to pieces. Also cave-in's tend to be quite destructive before they turn preservational. Even if the cave-in causes the death it's quite likely that many of the bones will be broken, or even shattered, by that one event. Drowning in a peat-bog, or being buried by a sand-dune, however, preserves (at least temporarily) the entire corpse.

      And, to take your bait, it could also be that it's by chance. I haven't estimated the sigma, so I don't know how unlikely it would be (and estimating chance after the fact is theoretically unsound anyway).

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  252. Oh..of course Spiegel... by Sublmnl · · Score: 2, Funny

    my girlfriend gets that catalog. I suppose they could sell more shorts and t-shirts if the weather just cooperated. That would truly make life better.

  253. Trolls... by LT73 · · Score: 1

    Why do we waste our breath on these trolls?

  254. Speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We can speculate all we want, but that's all it is, speculation. No one knows what will happen and I think that's the real point of this article. There are simply too many permutations and combinations to factor in that it's virtually impossible to figure out what will truly happen. But the environmental movement is a strong one that is more a religion that is based on half truths. The doom and gloom future we are all hearing about is one of many possible scenario's that could play out, but, it is not THE scenario that will play out. So, I am firmly seated in the "there's not enough data" camp.

  255. Re:Give me a break... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I've discussed the data and the theories with a number of people. It's useful to remember that global warming caused by CO2 is just a theory, based on two observations: First, the world is warming up. Second: observations of prior world temperature changes commensurate with observations of CO2 levels, and notably higher CO2 with higher temperatures. There is some evidence that CO2 is a greenhouse gas, however there are much stronger greenhouse gases (i.e. methane) which we now produce at industrial levels.


    Let's add a couple of observations to your "Big Two":

    3) We know that humans are responsible for the increase in atmospheric CO2 concentrations. stonecypher has been drastically misinforming you about the entire volcano non-issue.

    4) It is indisputable that CO2 is a greenhouse gas. We've known at least that much for 150 years. It's disingenuous to portray this as a mere correlation, since the mechanism driving the correlation is well understood.

    5) We know that solar flux has been basically steady since we started getting satellite data, so the most obvious alternative ("The sun is just warmer") is untenable.

    6) We know that objections to the "consensus position" are surprisingly rare within the scientific community. A bit argument ad populum, but at least the populum in question knows what it's talking about. That's the sort of evidence that laypersons (who are notoriously bad at complex scientific issues) should be able to appreciate.

    Regarding methane: First, we produce a helluva lot more CO2, which hurts the "maybe it's methane" picture you're trying to paint. Second, anthropogenic methane gets broken down relatively quickly, certainly when compared to CO2 levels. Methane concentrations have arguably stopped rising, so controls on methane are probably not our highest priority. More here.

    The consequences are numerous. First, we may not address the actual problem that is causing global warming. Second, we may cause huge social and economic consequences for no benefit. Third, if there is no benefit, any future notion of relying upon "scientific evidence" may be viewed skeptically by the masses.


    What, exactly, are these "huge social and economic consequences?" If the recently released IPCC report is to be believed, an aggressive anti-CO2 campaign would "cost" about 3% of the expected economic growth between now and 2030 (I put the term "cost" in quotes, because this statistic ignores the cost of doing nothing). So, when we get to 2030, an aggressive climate change action plan will relegate us to the brutish, barbaric lifestyle of... 2028.

    Also, you have to recognize that many of the proposed solutions have all manner of environmental and economic benefits that have absolutely nothing to do with global warming. CFLs, solar power, electric cars, reduced reliance on oil imports, smarter electric grids, kickass mass transit systems, localized food production... every one of them delivers benefits above and beyond reduced CO2 emissions. I believe that the economic "doomsday scenarios" of the climate skeptics are pure bunk.
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  256. Re:Give me a break... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    So, if you ignore everything else I said, and rely only on a professionally edited documentary by a neutral organization featuring dozens of professional climatologists, data which nobody has claimed is false and observations that nobody has claimed to have specific fault with, this is, what, supposed to be inferior to your well thought out opinion or something?
    You can't possibly mean The Great Global Warming Swindle, can you?

    Now I know you're just trolling.
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  257. I doubt this by ghostbar38 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that global warming will make life on earth better, at least that you think that if there's less people in the planet then life gets better. This will kill people, and I know that people dies everyday but no because of the global warming!


    It's stupid to believe that see people dying around you will make your life better, weather will change and will kill more people that already does... I don't believe that's a better life...

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  258. science in fishnet stockings by mevets · · Score: 1

    Don't blame them. We don't place enough value in real science. Who dedicates up to a decade of sweat and study to make less than a taxi driver? They have bills to pay. Oil companies buy whores; film at 11. I just can't figure out who is paying the 'pro global warming ones'. Terrorists?

  259. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by pipingguy · · Score: 0

    http://www.theoildrum.com/node/2423#comment-176191

    People like Kunstler and his epigones (who are legion around here) basically hold humanity in contempt, and look upon some future of scarcity, suffering, starvation, with essentially unconcealed glee while pretending to bemoan humanity's insufficient awareness of the problems soon to beset it (excepting themselves, the superior people, of course), its paltry efforts at preparation, etc.

    I call it Apocalyptic Personality Disorder (APD).

    All of the "alternatives" that might actually mitigate some of the effects of peak oil, coal, nuclear, etc., tend to be either dismissed or downplayed, while those that make their proponents feel morally superior (conservation (even conservation through the forced demand destruction of mass privation), wind/solar, etc.) are presented as the only ones having any reality (for various complicated reasons that are basically rationalizations added after the fact to justify conclusions arrived at emotionally).

  260. Sadly by geekoid · · Score: 1

    rapture is only about 100,000 people.
    Also note, most Chritians are not good people, but blow hards with self inflicted ignorance that don't even know there own theology..at all.

    So, we'll still have those people around.

    Most of them don't even know the bible contradicts itself in regards to Rapture.

    F'n morons.

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  261. WHat!?! That's not true at all by geekoid · · Score: 1

    there where many in the pacific and the atlantic.

    Insightfull my ass. More like F'n stupid.

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  262. The real reason why flu is related to cold by OricAtmos48K · · Score: 0

    Immigrant birds carry the flu virus when they immigrate. The big flu virus reservoir for the northern hemisphere is the region between central china to siberia. Great flocks of birds fly from this region as far as south africa. December 2005 bird flu outbreak was triggered this way ..

  263. not a problem by zogger · · Score: 1

    chicken wire fences do a good job of keeping the little guys where they belong. Added bonus, less lawn to actually have to mow, they'll keep it scratched up good.

    I think it is more cultural. In other places around the world having your own small flock is considered quite normal and practical. In rural US it is still quite common. In suburbia much less so, I was just pointing out a small flock is still quite doable, merely a step from having your own vegetable garden for instance. A lot of folks in suburbia don't have a garden, a lot do. A little coop can be built on the back of the garage for instance, and a small run enclosed. And by "suburbia" I guess I would have to quantify, a house with a yard big enough so that projects like this are at least theoretically possible. And by small flock I guess that would be say less than a dozen birds.

    1. Re:not a problem by drsquare · · Score: 1

      chicken wire fences do a good job of keeping the little guys where they belong.
      Doesn't stop them shitting on the part of the garden they're fenced into though does it? My garden isn't big enough to dedicate half of it to chickens. And they'd probably be eaten by foxes or cats, or the eggs stolen by neighbours.
  264. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1
    I haven't seen a lot of people who can say that someone beat them to the punch for what you wanted to say, thank them for being eloquent, then turn around and claim that everyone else is trying to be civil, when the person you're thanking used the words "I now officially think that you're batshit fucking crazy, and just forgot to take your meds" in the very post you're referring to.

    It is clear to me that you and I have a very, very different idea of what being civil is.

    where is the reference to back up your position?
    And from that, I also know that you're not actually reading what I wrote. Good day. I really don't care what nasty comments you have to make about getting the last word; you can reply to this with any further perspicuous nonsense you like. You don't seem embattled by fact or information here. I see no reason the future should be any different.

    A word of advice: don't assume that someone isn't citing things just because the person you're listening to says they aren't. Yes, I saw him claim I only cited two things, just like you did. If you take the time to check the discussion tree, you'll find that isn't true.

    It's quite common for people to miss links in long discussions when they aren't actually reading. Given that you aren't, I suggest you look at the page source, move the lead cursor to the beginning of something I say, and search for "<a". It's quite likely you'll find my (currently) eleven citations more quickly that way.

    I'm sure you'll insist I'm not re-citing them again because they don't exist. I also really don't care if that's what you believe. The reason I'm not re-citing them again is because people like you who find it more convenient to believe what someone else says instead of to just look for references yourself have also asked me to repeat myself, over and over.

    I indulged them half a dozen times, and now I can't make helpful responses to people asking for more information in a different thread.

    I'd forgotten why as a policy I don't reply to posts like these. Thank you for reminding me. All I've done is make you angry; if there was merit to what I said it was lost, and if there wasn't it shouldn't have been said at all. It was a waste of your time, a waste of my time, and it cost me the ability to have pleasant, productive conversations with other people.

    Yes, I gather your idea of me. I really also don't care. I won't be responding anymore, because until SlashDot gets rid of its asinine post rate filter, the price is just too high.
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  265. climate will undergo a phase transition by Hasmanean · · Score: 1

    A complex system like the earth's climate cannot be modelled by simple extrapolation, since it has both negative *and positive* feedbacks. This means that--without knowing anything else about the earth itself--we should expect that the climate will exhibit a hysteris effect, whereby we have to cross a higher-than-predicted threshold of CO2 levels before we trigger a change, but once we do, the new climate state will be stable and nothing will bring it back to the way it was before.

    What would one such state look like? Well, if it includes the greening of the Sahara and the world's deserts, along with glaciers over Europe or something, then that would not be the extinction of the human race, just a political and cultural nightmare.

    Once this new state is obtained, the old state of climate would not return even if we reduced CO2 levels in the atmosphere to pre-industrial levels. There would have to be a major shock to the system to reverse the effects. The whole climate debate is centered around linear or exponential projections of average temperature based on CO2 levels, but they fail to take the self-regulating nature of the earth as a complex system into account. All we have to do is figure out what the High energy state of the planet looks like is, and where the new deserts will be, and what the habital zones will look like without getting into the boundary conditions (which may include flooding, droughts and what not.) There is almost a sadistic tendency in the popular press to assume that warming will be uniform all over the world: so Africa will get hotter and drier, while Europe will become balmier and wetter. One thing they don't acknowledge is that if the average temperature rises, the energy in the atmosphere rises, and temperature variances will increase--both extremes of cold and heat, with the overall average facing only a minor adjustment.

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  266. Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But you didn't support your claims - find a single source of evidence that he just forgot to take his meds, is a paid whore, or is a nutbag off his meds. ;)

  267. But the space for air will constrict... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    The filling of the container will constrict the space for air in the container. While the water may release enough oxygen, that oxygen would have to compete with the ever-thickening carbon dioxide from his own exhalations. I haven't run the math, and I honestly am not sure I could. I don't have the background in chemistry and medicine to figure all the rates properly from my head, and I refuse to work all weekend doing research for this post. I do know there's oxygen release of the water (unless it's depleted), carbon dioxide uptake of the water (unless it's saturated), rate of oxygen intake through respiration, and rate of carbon dioxide release through respiration. Then there's the increasing pressure of the water forcing the gases into the lungs, the mixture of oxygen to carbon dioxide that the body can stand, and the fact that if the water's colder, oxygen reliance actually drops a bit. :-)

    Intuitively, I'd think that at some point the air space left at the top of the container would be primarily carbon dioxide, unless the water takes up enough of that at the same time. Still, drowning at a slow trickle seems an impossibility in this case whether the actual death be by hypothermia, crushing asphyxiation (which should happen well before structural damage to the organs, right?), or asphyxiation from poor gas mixture.

    Gee, this is fun, but I'm out of my league on this one. Still, drowning seems unlikely. Hell, stroke or heart attack from the stress of knowing what was coming seems more likely than actual drowning at that kind of rate.

    Thanks for playing along with my thought experiment.

  268. rediculous article by sentientbrendan · · Score: 1

    I'd hate to be accused of not FTFA'ing, but I'd hate to read an article that starts off with a picture of german chicks in bikini's and speculates that germany could experience a tourist boom because of global warming.

    People are sure taking their time wising up to global warming. The responses, like this article, tend to sidestep the issue by either suggesting that "it might not be that bad in some places," or suggesting that scientists might have gotten this whole "global warming" thing wrong, after all "climate change happens."

    The problem is that there's a ton of evidence for global warming, and the natural progression of climate change *is* taken into account. Furthermore the effects are going to be more significant than the temperature increasing in a few places... There is a significant risk of a *massive* rise in sea level if the west antartic ice sheet melts http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6962

    1. Re:rediculous article by hidave · · Score: 1

      Don't believe all the liberal crap about global warming. There is global warming, but it is minor and it is not caused by humans. The current minor warming we are seeing is a micro-view of longer-period cycles stretching over centuries or even millenia. The atmospheric models that point to humans being the cause are not designed for this, and are often used by people ill-equipped to use them even if they were accurate. The minor warming we are seeing is only about 1 deg C per century, and is caused by solar and earth tilt changes. Humans, cows, and trees have almost nothing to do with anything except small local polution. The intellectual lemmings are letting the liberal elite, headed by Al Gore, do their thinking for them. Gore's movie was politicized fiction masquerading as a documentary.

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    2. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1
      Rate +1, Troll.

      There is global warming, but it is minor and it is not caused by humans. And your evidence for this confident assertion that contradicts the conclusions of the climatology community, is ... ?

      The current minor warming we are seeing is a micro-view of longer-period cycles stretching over centuries or even millenia. There is no historical evidence for the existence of any such cycles, so upon what basis are you making this claim?

      The atmospheric models that point to humans being the cause are not designed for this, You mean not designed for your pet theory you just made up on the basis of no evidence? Well, I suppose.

      and are often used by people ill-equipped to use them even if they were accurate. Really? You think that climatologists are ill-equipped to use climatological models? In what way are they being "misused"? By who? That's pretty close to libel.

      The minor warming we are seeing is only about 1 deg C per century, and is caused by solar and earth tilt changes. It isn't solar, as solar variations have been too small to produce 1 C of warming, and also have completely the wrong timing and rate of change to explain the observed warming. It most certainly isn't Earth tilt changes, which operate over much longer timescales than the current warming.

      Humans, cows, and trees have almost nothing to do with anything except small local polution. And your evidence for this claim is, what, exactly? Are you denying the very existence of the greenhouse effect? Not even the most extreme climate skeptics are that crazy.
    3. Re:rediculous article by hidave · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like I'm going to take the time to read/watch all of those and refute every point made. Come back when you want to present a scientific argument against global warming, and we can debate it. Amassing an imaginary army of supposed "refutations" does not actually establish anything, and there is certainly no shortage of refutations of your "refutations" out there.

    5. Re:rediculous article by hidave · · Score: 1

      Well, if you won't read the factual documentation..... That global warming is a myth is carefully documented in the literature. It is a fantasy dreamed up by liberals to control the masses. The "climate experts" are paid by the wacko environmental lobby to come up with these scientifically unsupportable notions. Photos are doctored, data are ignored or simply made up. Shameful, shameful..... Shrinking ice caps are supposedly one of the tell-tales of global warming. Yet the ice caps are shrinking on Mars right now too. Are there too many SUVs up there? We could go on and on. Have you seen Gore's movie? Water rising 20 feet in a century? Pure made-up number. I prefer not to believe in paranoid fantacies. A few years ago the experts were warning about "global cooling." The sky is always falling for somebody, and the liberals are always jumping on the respective bandwagons to control your life so you properly fear it.

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    6. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Well, if you won't read the factual documentation..... That global warming is a myth is carefully documented in the literature. I am quite familiar with the denialist "literature". Moreso, I dare say, than you yourself are. As I said, if you would like to choose one of their "scientific" arguments and put it forth for discussion, I'll debate it with you. But I am not going to go through and refute an arbitrarily long list of points that you yourself are not willing to debate. It's the scattershot tactic creationists use: don't try to defend an argument yourself, since you can't, and instead just list a few dozen flawed arguments and sit back while your opponent does all the work. If they don't give up, toss out a few more: no matter how many retarded arguments I can disprove, denialists can always make up more.

      So, go ahead. I challenge you. Pick what you think is the single best denialist argument, and debate it with me.

      Photos are doctored, data are ignored or simply made up. Go ahead. Cite examples from the scientific literature written by climate experts, in which photos are doctored or data are fabricated.

      Shrinking ice caps are supposedly one of the tell-tales of global warming. Yet the ice caps are shrinking on Mars right now too. No, one of Mars's ice caps is shrinking (the southern), because of regional warming.

      It's amusing that you think that shrinking ice caps due to warming on Mars disproves shrinking ice caps due to warming on Earth.

      Are there too many SUVs up there? It's amusing that you think that all warming is caused by manmade CO2. Both warming and cooling can take place naturally. On Earth, however, those natural trends are being overwhelmingly dominated by our much larger and faster CO2-based warming.

      We could go on and on. Have you seen Gore's movie? Water rising 20 feet in a century? Pure made-up number. Nope. That is the correct amount of water for a melting of Greenland's ice sheet, or the West Antarctic ice sheet, or half of each. The first is unlikely, but well within the realm of possibility, given known dynamical ice instabilities. It won't happen in a century, but Gore never claimed it would, if you go back and watch the movie.

      A few years ago the experts were warning about "global cooling." Another denialist myth. There were a few scientists who said that global cooling may occur, if our emissions didn't overwhelm natural trends, and they didn't know whether or not that would occur. There was no prediction that global cooling would occur, and certainly no consensus on the matter.
    7. Re:rediculous article by hidave · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you are so convinced in your beliefs. But maybe if you read just ONE article, you might reconsider. I've included one short below (of the hundreds or maybe thousands available), but if it doesn't at least raise doubts that the "climatologists" are doing bad science to the point of hysteria, then I give up. The following article was published in the Wall Street Journal, and the author DOES quote his sources. Plus Ça (Climate) Change The Earth was warming before global warming was cool. BY PETE DU PONT Wednesday, February 21, 2007 12:01 a.m. EST When Eric the Red led the Norwegian Vikings to Greenland in the late 900s, it was an ice-free farm country--grass for sheep and cattle, open water for fishing, a livable climate--so good a colony that by 1100 there were 3,000 people living there. Then came the Ice Age. By 1400, average temperatures had declined by 2.7 degrees Fahrenheit, the glaciers had crushed southward across the farmlands and harbors, and the Vikings did not survive. Such global temperature fluctuations are not surprising, for looking back in history we see a regular pattern of warming and cooling. From 200 B.C. to A.D. 600 saw the Roman Warming period; from 600 to 900, the cold period of the Dark Ages; from 900 to 1300 was the Medieval warming period; and 1300 to 1850, the Little Ice Age. During the 20th century the earth did indeed warm--by 1 degree Fahrenheit. But a look at the data shows that within the century temperatures varied with time: from 1900 to 1910 the world cooled; from 1910 to 1940 it warmed; from 1940 to the late 1970s it cooled again, and since then it has been warming. Today our climate is 1/20th of a degree Fahrenheit warmer than it was in 2001. Many things are contributing to such global temperature changes. Solar radiation is one. Sunspot activity has reached a thousand-year high, according to European astronomy institutions. Solar radiation is reducing Mars's southern icecap, which has been shrinking for three summers despite the absence of SUVS and coal-fired electrical plants anywhere on the Red Planet. Back on Earth, a NASA study reports that solar radiation has increased in each of the past two decades, and environmental scholar Bjorn Lomborg, citing a 1997 atmosphere-ocean general circulation model, observes that "the increase in direct solar irradiation over the past 30 years is responsible for about 40 percent of the observed global warming." Statistics suggest that while there has indeed been a slight warming in the past century, much of it was neither human-induced nor geographically uniform. Half of the past century's warming occurred before 1940, when the human population and its industrial base were far smaller than now. And while global temperatures are now slightly up, in some areas they are dramatically down. According to "Climate Change and Its Impacts," a study published last spring by the National Center for Policy Analysis, the ice mass in Greenland has grown, and "average summer temperatures at the summit of the Greenland ice sheet have decreased 4 degrees Fahrenheit per decade since the late 1980s." British environmental analyst Lord Christopher Monckton says that from 1993 through 2003 the Greenland ice sheet "grew an average extra thickness of 2 inches a year," and that in the past 30 years the mass of the Antarctic ice sheet has grown as well. Earlier this month the U.N.'s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change released a summary of its fourth five-year report. Although the full report won't be out until May, the summary has reinvigorated the global warming discussion. While global warming alarmism has become a daily American press feature, the IPCC, in its new report, is backtracking on its warming predictions. While Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" warns of up to 20 feet of sea-level increase, the IPCC has halved its estimate of the rise in sea level by the end of this century, to 17 inches from 36. It has reduced its estimate of the impact of global greenhouse-gas emissions on global climate by more than one-third, because, it says, po

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    8. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      But maybe if you read just ONE article, you might reconsider. I have read many articles, and those are actual scientific papers, not newspapers.

      With respect to the article, note the following points:

      1. The climate has been both warmer and cooler in the past, but (a) the current rate of warming is unprecedented, (b) the future warming under business-as-usual emission scenarios is much larger than, say, the Medieval Warm Period.
      2. The current warming is largely anthropogenic in nature. It is not 40% solar. See, for instance, the 2006 review article by Foukal et al. in Nature. (Note that no reference to the scientific literature is cited to justify that claim, other than a vague reference to an unnamed 1997 study by unknown individuals.) 40% of the warming in the first half of the 20th century can be attributed to solar effects (see Lean et al., 1995), but solar effects dramatically fail to explain the accelerated warming post-1970.
      3. Ice in central Greenland accumulates because central Greenland is well below freezing, even under global warming. The melting — which is extremely substantial and at an unprecedented rate — is at the edges of Greenland, which have been raised farther above freezing. Greenland's total ice mass balance is decreasing, not increasing.
      4. The Antarctic ice sheet isn't gaining mass either. (See Velicogna and Wahr, and Rignot and Thomas.)
      5. The IPCC has decreased its sea level rise estimates from previous years, but intentionally neglects Greenland and Antarctic ice melting effects (only including thermal expansion sea level rise).
      6. The hockey stick graph is still dramatic even when you include the MWP and LIA.
      7. Global temperatures fell in 1940-1975 due to the heavy aerosol pollution in the atmosphere which reflects sunlight away from the Earth, which has been substantially cleaned up.

      I would state more points, but I have to leave for a trip now. Perhaps you should reflect that the denalists are giving you a rather doctored picture of the actual science.
    9. Re:rediculous article by hidave · · Score: 1

      Your good point 7 about aerosol pollution reflecting sunlight thus reducing global temperatures says we should maybe get rid of the environmental controls rather than imposing additional ones. That might seem simple-minded, but a little high altitude haze would be a far lesser penalty on civilization than decreasing CO2 emisions to the stone-age level. You went to a lot of trouble to document your comments; that is flattering. Since neither you nor I will change our minds, I see no need to continue this dialog (though I enjoy debating with someone with a brain). Warm regards...(no pun intended)

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    10. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Your good point 7 about aerosol pollution reflecting sunlight thus reducing global temperatures says we should maybe get rid of the environmental controls rather than imposing additional ones. That might seem simple-minded, but a little high altitude haze would be a far lesser penalty on civilization than decreasing CO2 emisions to the stone-age level. That idea has indeed been proposed in various forms. It has a number of problems. Pollution controls were put into place for a reason. Relax them, and then you get the terrible smog problems of the 1960s, the acid rain problem comes back, etc. It's not just a matter of "a little high altitude haze".

      To get around that, some have proposed "geoengineering", i.e., carefully designed "pollution". With aerosol geoengineering, you keep pollution restrictions in place, but shoot extra artificial pollutants up at high altitudes. That will avoid most of the low-altitude city smog, but will probably keep problems like acid rain.

      Even if you're willing to put up with acid rain, there are other side effects. Aerosols operate by reflecting more sunlight, and as such they cool only in the day, and not so much in the daytime or in equatorial latitudes. You don't get the full benefit of cooling, and you get differential cooling at different times and in different locations which would alter local climate patterns.

      Worse, all that carbon dioxide is still in the atmosphere, albeit with its warming masked by the cooling effects of pollutants. With emissions as projected under no cutbacks, the CO2 concentrations by the end of this century will heavily acidify the oceans, and to a lesser extent the soil, with correspondingly serious impacts on fish populations, coral reefs, pH-sensitive crops, etc.

      Possibly worse of all, the pollutants in the atmosphere that cause cooling are short-lived, falling back out of the sky (as acid rain) within a few years. This is unlike CO2, which has a residence time on the order of a century. That means that if you're pumping extra pollutants into the air to cancel out global warming, you are totally committed to it for centuries to come. If you stop or slow down the artificial contaminants for even a few years — because you can't afford it, you lack the political will, you find the acid rain is devastating ecosystems, there's a global flu pandemic or world war and you have other things on your mind, or whatever — then the temperature returns to what it would be if you'd never put them in the air in the first place. So if we hypothetically are supposed to get 5 degrees of warming at the end of the century, a failure to keep geoengineering going in, say, 2100 would mean that you would get all 5 degrees of that warming in a couple years, instead of spread out over a whole century: far worse than even the worst of the global warming scenarios.

      Anyway, people are talking about this option, but mostly as a way to buy time to spread CO2 cutbacks over longer periods, or as a last-ditch way to avoid passing some tipping point like irreversible Greenland melting.
    11. Re:rediculous article by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      P.S. "Decreasing CO2 emissions to the stone-age level" is conservative hysteria, the analogue of "global warming will destroy all life on Earth". Mitigation of global warming is not an all or nothing thing. Plenty of economists (e.g., Nordhaus) have found that the economic costs of cutting back on CO2 emissions are less than the economic costs of doing nothing. Totally eliminating all CO2 emissions is not necessary, not economically or politically feasible, and not capable of halting global warming. What is both feasible and desirable is to reduce emissions.

  269. Re:Give me a break... by tloh · · Score: 1

    ....then turn around and claim that everyone else is trying to be civil, when the person you're thanking used the words "I now officially think that you're batshit fucking crazy, and just forgot to take your meds"

    Because it is the only reasonable response to your crazy beligerant rants. Seriously, what choice do you give us? The two of us are not the only ones who think you're nuts. You've given EVERYONE on this thread reason to think so. Maybe you're just a bad communicator or maybe you just broke up with your girlfriend or maybe you have some other good reason for being an absolute ass to everyone who disagrees with you. But in the end, it is your actions and attitude that makes it hard to discuss the science involved here.

    And from that, I also know that you're not actually reading what I wrote....

    NeutronCowboy and I did the same check and came to the same conclusion. I don't think you understand what it means to cite your source. Other than these two instances where others can examine the same things you're talking about to judge for themselves how to interperate the information provided, YOU HAVE NOT GIVEN ANY INFORMATION WHICH CAN BE INDEPENDENTLY CHECKED. I gave a list of tools and methods you mentioned that you claim provide information to support your claims. To be fair, you've made the same assertions to others elsewhere in this post. But you have NEGLECTED TO PROVIDE ANY ACTUAL DATA from any studies using these methods that support your position. Saying doesn't make it so. You can tell us repeatedly there is data that shows you're right until you're blue in the face. But unless we can check the same data, you have demonstrated nothing. Maybe you actually do believe you've cited 11 sources, but you have not done it in any way that allows anyone else to follow up on them. Maybe you actually do believe the poorly thought out conclusions from your myopic understanding of the issues. I've read through some of your response to the data cited by other folks. I'd urge you to take a closer look at their responses which easily debunks your claims. Pay attention to them - they're trying to educate you.

    You say you keep repeating yourself and no one listens. Have you stopped to consider that there might be something wrong with what you're say? Or perhaps something wrong with they way you're trying to communicate your ideas? If you're going to insult anyone who tells you that you have not gotten your own ideas straight, what incentive do other have to pay any attention to you? You don't make me angry, you make me sad. Personally, I believe there is much to be explored from the other side of the global warming debate. But the way you've gone about on this thread discredits the whole legitimacy of being curious about the other side. Who in their right mind would be willing to explore an idea advocated by an abrasive nut who is insulting everyone trying to talk to him? You start of by calling the scientific consensus a hoax, with nothing to back up this outrageous claim other than a single documentary riddled with breaches of good journalistic ethics. Your assertion that no one has challanged the science in the program is just not true: According to Houghton(former co-chair of IPCC) the program was "a mixture of truth, half truth and falsehood put together with the sole purpose of discrediting the science of global warming".

    http://www.jri.org.uk/index.php?option=com_conte nt&task=view&id=137&Itemid=83

    I suggest you take the time to seriously examine the ideas and opinions presented here in oposition to yours. enlightening yourself would *not* be time wasted. And I believe I speak for all of slashdot when I say that *my*(our) time has not been wasted if I(we) have succeeded in teaching you something and compelled you to think critically and scientifically about the issue of global warming.

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  270. Oh yes by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    Oh please let it be so and I'll have a clean conscience when I buy a sports car I will almost exclusively use to drive around the countryside just to enjoy myself. Bad conscience is an enjoyment pooper.

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  271. Re:Give me a break... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    I debated a bit whether I should reply to you. What the heck, what's one more reply. You claim eleven citations, yet in your post history that I have access to, there are 4 unique outside references, only two of which are relevant to the topic. A more complete check shows a total of 6 unique topical references. I'll be generous and keep the ones in there that flat out contradict you in the body of the text, and also leave the one in there that can be summarized by "climate was different 600 million years ago, models have uncertainties, news at 11". Eleven references, my ass.

    There is no point in debating Global Climate Change with you if you can't even pretend to be semi-accurate in the stupid small stuff.

    My beef with you is quite simple really: when I look at the very basic stuff, the stuff I can check in 2 minutes and which involves only basic addition (single digit, even), you consistently get it massively wrong in your favor. When called on it, you resort to hand waving and insults, and don't even do a little song and dance like "oh, I got you confused with someone else". Then, when I check the somewhat more complex stuff, I get the same mode of operation. You know you made shit up, and can't even come clean about it. From what I can tell, you have the intellectual honesty of a scheister, the debate technique of a grade school bully, and are enough in love with yourself that I suspect you'd propose to yourself if you could. In short, batshit fucking crazy.

    I know you're too wrapped up in your own world to get out, but don't think that people don't understand what you're trying to pull. It only works on people who don't know what you're talking about, are confused by big words and intimidated by your attitude. Everyone else just wants you to stop taking up valuable space.

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  272. Re:Give me a break... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    "Personally, I believe there is much to be explored from the other side of the global warming debate."

    Thank you for spelling that out. I believe it's something important to keep in mind any time someone manages to completely discredit an entire position.

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  273. Crisis Mentality, Perpetual Confusion by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Informative

    I am always amused by those who post URLs and say (paraphrased), "you must be a moron for not having read this: _________", as if anyone is going to actually read the link. In a "science" as vague and vast as monitoring earth's climate there are always going to be those that over exaggerate their own importance if it seems to lead to continued employment.

    In my opinion, the doomers rely on the fact that most people have no sense of scale ("wow, a million of anything must be a lot") and manipulate popular attitudes by using emotional triggers. This is inherently dishonest as a tactic to gain more mindspace.

    The End of Human Existence is what they predict, if you don't do what they say. Conveniently, the answer to all the problems is big government intervention.

  274. The article is full of that half-baked logic by JavaRob · · Score: 1
    For example, they quickly debunk the dangers of south pole ice melting and raising sea levels:

    But it quickly became apparent that the horrific tale of a melting South Pole was nothing but fiction. The average temperature in the Antarctic is -30 degrees Celsius. Humanity cannot possibly burn enough oil and coal to melt this giant block of ice. They seem to think global warming is directly caused by the heat we produce burning oil and coal. Huh. It's a big block of ice, and it's really cold down there. Holy shit, of course we aren't going to melt that sucker just by burning a little oil so far away from it!

    Okay, let's move on to the north pole:

    It's a different story in the warmer regions surrounding the North Pole. According to an American study published last week, the Arctic could be melting even faster than previously assumed. But because the Arctic sea ice already floats in the water, its melting will have virtually no effect on sea levels. Ah, good point. And of course, when all that white ice reflecting sunlight turns to black water, that won't affect anything... you know... temperature-wise. I mean, the problem here is sea level, not temperature.

    It's definitely striking how they focus far more on the effects on Germany and northern Europe (we'll have more chicks in bikinis here ! And Greenland will be a pleasant place!). Yes, some other places may be affected... negatively. They cover that in a serious tone: "While the bulk of summer vacationers will eventually lose interest in roasting on Spain's Costa del Sol, Mediterranean conditions could prevail between the German North Sea island of Sylt and Bavaria's Lake Starnberg."

    Oh, wait -- by "serious tone" I meant "in humorous asides". Better get back to talking about the summers in Hamburg!

    And (like you mentioned) they completely ignore the fact that people will have to *move*. It's not just "those people may get roasted a bit, but we'll be happier up here!".

    For example, countries like Canada and Russia can look forward to better harvests and a blossoming tourism industry, and the only distress the Scandinavians will face is the guilty conscience that could come with benefiting from global warming. Yes, just that guilty conscience... because I imagine they'll be pleased to see the entirety of Bangladesh's population camping in their lush green backyards.
  275. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inuit may lose their traditional way of life, but they are sitting on vast chunks of currently frozen land that will become desirable temperate areas that the yankees will pay good money to move to once they start experiencing the kind of weather that is more typical of the southeastern US. Translation: Pay good money - Take by force
  276. Health benefits? by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are they nuts? Until HIV/AIDS overtook it, Malaria was the number one identifiable cause of death in the world.

    Even modest increases in temperatures can have non-linear effects in transmission of vector borne diseases. For example Mexico City, while in a latitude where Malaria is endemic, is free of it because its altitude makes it too cool for the Anopheles mosquito to establish itself; that is to say the range of the disease vector is limited by latitude and altitude. Once conditions at its 2240m elevation become inhabitable, the tenth most populous city in the world becomes vulnerable.

    In the US,there have been serious outbreaks of Yellow Fever as far north as Boston. The 1793 Philadelphia epidemic killed 10% of the population and was only checked by cold weather in November. Philadelphia was an interesting case because it epidemic came in with slave trading ships; international trade is now a major transporter of disease vectors such as the asian tiger mosquito.

    Infectious agents are now thought to play a role in both maintaining and disrupting ecological stability. New organisms who move into an already occupied are immunologically naive to pathogens present in the habitat, which forms a kind of natural defense. Likewise they may bring new pathogens in; the European settlement of the Americas would have gone differently were it not for smallpox.

    The disruptions caused by both climate change and the human response to it are likely to spill a number of novel tropical infectious agents (such as Ebola) from their currently limited geographic ranges. International trade will transport them around the world. In particular vector borne diseases that have a capacity to establish themselves in wild animal populations have the potential to become endemic in temperate regions (as West Nile did, although WNV is relatively benign as such things go).

    That's not to say global warming won't have some health benefits. But we can expect a number of novel diseases to emerge, many well known diseases to become more of a problem.

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  277. Lara Croft and Global Warming by vorlich · · Score: 1

    This is so cool, all that boring ice in Antartica will melt and now we'll all be able to find those fabulous temples hidden for thousands of years that only Lara Croft and those dudes from AVP were able to find.
    Can't wait!
    And I don't care what anyone says, when Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan were running the planet - the summers were much warmer and we were all just so much leaner and fitter.

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  278. why..gee.. thanks! by zogger · · Score: 1

    You're welcome! Eat your veggies and wash your hands! And those dastardly trees, brought us allergies and sneezing from pollen, and forest fires! Get rid of them! And fish! Dang sharks bite surfboarders! Out! Stupid nature, always being there and all, not clean and pure like a nice video game console and virtual reality!

    You can go back to downloading your food off the intartubes now, must be really tasty!

  279. How about tornados and floods ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We never had any tornados in Romania untill 1-2 years ago. We just had another one few days ago.
    Last year we had floods almost every month of the year. and some areas remained flooded for over 3mo.
    Can we say this is the kind of weather that will reduce the number of deaths ?

  280. Re:Give me a break... by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    I debated a bit whether I should reply to you.
    Nonsense. You've replied to everything I've said, whether it's to you or not. I find myself wondering how many weeks it's going to be until you stop haunting me. I openly decline to read what you wrote, in the hopes that you'll get it through your head why I stopped replying to you. Stop wasting my time.
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  281. Re:Give me a break... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

    I have one simple question about this whole 'Global Warming will kill us all and is the work of the devil' debate.

    What's the right temperature?

    Was it when we had sheets of ice covering 50% of the earth's surface? Was it when Vikings were setting up farming communities on Iceland?

    The Vostok ice core seems to show a cyclical C02 level, with spikes at approximately 400 thousand years ago, 325 thousand years ago, 225 thousand years ago, 125 thousand years ago, and one that we're in the middle of. When compared with these time scales, looking at levels in times we can directly measure is as useless as picking a random 1 minute period to watch the stock market, and using that to predict market trends for the next 20 years. We cannot demonstrate that industry is causing this 'problem' because, not only do we have no direct readings from before industry, we don't actually know that there's a problem. This could easily be all natural.

    http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/paleo/icecore/antarctica/ vostok/vostok_data.html
    http://cdiac.ornl.gov/trends/co2/graphics/vostok.c o2.gif

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  282. Re:Give me a break... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    The "right" temperature is the one around which we've built about 200 years of rapid industrial expansion.

    The problem is really not that the temperature changes, it's that it's changing more quickly than we can easily adapt to it.

    The rest of your argument is addressed in the various reports at www.ipcc.ch.

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  283. Re:Give me a break... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

    A fast scan of the articles shows nothing to dispute the validity of the Vostok ice core, or the conclusion I drew from it.

    As far as difficulty adapting to the temperature changes goes, I'm going to say "Good." People innovate to increase luxury, but nearly so well as they innovate to prevent discomfort. Besides, nature's going to keep adjusting to changing conditions. All the other crap environmentalists worry about global warming for is a non-issue. The only real issue is how it will affect people, and people are really good at keeping the status quo from dropping. We'll figure out whatever we need to.

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  284. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, the fact that this particular post of yours got modded up to +5 insightful just about seals it for me that the "humans are causing global warming and it is bad, bad, bad!" crowd demonstrate just as much religious zealotry as do fundies asserting Creationism.

    Seriously, there is NOTHING Insightful or otherwise worthy of being modded up in your post here. I can only attribute the fact that it was modded up to sheer "you go, girl!" dimwits just wanting to see cred given to a zinging personal attack against a dissident of the populist view.

  285. It's A Cycle by htaedtnelis · · Score: 1

    The increased heat won't just cause ice to melt and the oceans to rise, it also increases evaporation and the ability of the air to retain water. The ocean's may rise, but not as much as everyone will think. How could there be more precipitaion in many area's without increased evaporation and humidity? Water is in a constant cycle and it can't just come from nowhere; it's the Law of Conservation of Matter.

  286. Re:Give me a break... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

    A quick look says that your post count in this topic is higher than mine. So either you can't add, subtract or compare, or you made shit up, or just flat out lied. Again.

    I always find it amusing to read a reply that says "I stopped replying to you". I find it equally amusing that me replying to you somehow causes you to waste time. All in all, your insanity has been a nice source of entertainment.

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  287. the movable coop by zogger · · Score: 1

    The concept is interesting (I have had two of them before), it is called the "chicken tractor" (googleable), or lightweight movable coop. You drag it over new areas of pasture/lawn every other day or so. As to their litter on the ground-a sprinker takes care of that easily, that and the ground insects-but in your case, sounds like none of the above is a much better idea. Other folks can do it though. There is no one size fits everyone urban or suburban "homesteading" scheme. A friend of mine really wanted a garden once, all he has was a second story tiny apartment with no authorized access to any of the grounds. The solution he did was a few small tomatoes and peppers in pots out on the roof!

    1. Re:the movable coop by spun · · Score: 1

      The most interesting use for the movable coop is as part of a permaculture ranching plan. You have several pastures where you raise cows, moving them from one to the next. Behind them you wheel the moveable coops. The chickens feed off of insects in the cow dung. They also break it up and trample it into the ground, which reduces the incidence of disease when you bring the cows back around to that pasture. You get increased yields of chicken and beef without using any extra inputs.

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  288. You're right about this guy... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    It amazes me that some people can ignore the huge volume of scientific data concerning global warming. I can't help but wonder what motivates these people. I have found that many have some vested interest or relationship with the oil industry and others have religious beliefs that won't allow them to consider that man could destroy the planet.

    I had one guy tell me that the world was made for man and we would never run out of oil because God had created the world to serve man's needs forever.

    This guy, however, really is something. I replied to one of his rants where he discounted the ice core science without showing any references of course. I simply said "You're dead wrong on that." and got modded down into oblivion. Probably rightfully so as I should have posted various cites but I didn't feel it would do any good as he was ignoring all other cites that were posted by various people.

    He responded in a very rude and obnoxious way. I believe you are correct. There is something not right with this dude. He actually insinuated that believing in global warming could cause irreparable damage. I didn't quite understand how pushing the world to clean up the environment could be dangerous but it made as much sense as the other dribble he was severing.

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  289. The real problem ... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    It has been argued that the world's temperature has a history of fluctuation. This is true. However, the real problem is not that the Earth temperature fluctuates but that we are causing it to change at a much greater rate than creatures can evolve.

    It's one thing for the average temperature to change a few degrees over the course of a million years it's very much more dangerous to our ecosystem to have that same change over a few hundred years.

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    1. Re:The real problem ... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Changes are actually fairly swift. Look again at the second link I provided. We just happen to live during a 'growth spurt' for temperatures. Same thing happened at the end of the last Ice Age.

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      I see your informative link, and raise you a pithy comment.
  290. Re:Give me a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to this post he writes video games for a living:
    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=234419&cid=190 93117

    Note the careful choice of the word "history" rather than "I am a Climatologist"

  291. Planning ahead? by caol.kailash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're obviously so good at it right now. There wouldn't be global warming if we could plan ahead well. What does that really mean anyway? We can't see the future and our estimates and whatnot are constantly changing. The best thing to do would be to try to prevent it getting worse since we know how we're screwing it up.

  292. Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just 30 or so years ago, we were worried about Global Cooling, and now we are concerned about Global Warming, and supposibly before the Cooling that started in 1930, the Earth was obviously getting warmer... Seems we got some sort of natural cycle here. Not saying that we should not go green, in fact just the opposite. I'd personally love to see Ethanol from Switchgrass that grow easily in the Southern US in leiu of the useless grass that grows between two parts of an interstate become standard for the US and have the government get paid by people for the chance to obtain it for Fuel-Grade Ethanol. Perhaps we could also get Solar Power to a level where it is viable to make Solar Power Plants powerful enough and cheap enough for us humans to live off of. We need to focus on using renewable resources as opposed to nonrenewable ones.

  293. ...environmental economist?!? by ReeceTarbert · · Score: 1
    [...]an environmental economist[...]

    How can you be both at the same time?

    I mean, many things that would be good for the environment are expensive and not financially viable (profit, profit, profit). Business, on the other hand, doesn't care much about the environment so, once again, how can you be an environmental economist? Short of being schizophrenic, that is!

  294. Re:Global Warming? Feh! by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

    I don't see those same dramatic effects from human activity.

    Oh, I see. You need, dramatic, visible effects to believe in them. Okay, well how about I gradually poison your drinking water with mercury. You can't see it, and it's happening slowly, so there's no evidence, right? Perfectly safe!

    I want technologies that pay me this quarter, this year.

    Wow... that's incredibly assinine. So I take it you don't believe in any kind of long term investment? Sounds like you fit right into American corporate and consumer culture. "I need IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION!"

    On the flipside, it is true that using economics to force change is a good thing (fuel efficient cars and CF bulbs are increasing in popularity for a reason). The problem is, such changes create inflation that disproportionately affects the lower and middle class, while the greatest consumers just keep on keeping on.

    shit all over the US - the world's economic dynamo - for consuming so much energy.

    Uhuh... well, they do consume a disproportionately large amount of energy, and produce a disproportionately large amount of CO2 as a consequence, all while downplaying the effects of such behaviour on climate. How can one *not* criticise?

    Oh, and BTW, the economies of the EU and soon China are both comparable to the US... calling the states the "world's economic dynamo" is, I think, a bit of an overstatement.

  295. I actually wanted to do that.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ...with my cows as well. Been kicking this around now for awhile. Have some huge movable corral, encompassing a few acres or so.(ya, you need some good number of cows and big pastures for this to work) All the fence pieces on wheels. The whole thing is solar powered and crawls really slow, using GPS navigation to change areas they can really munch over. Well, ideally, initially I'd just use a diesel tractor once a day, drive up with a water tank on a trailer -a buffalo they are called-, refill the reservoir/watering thing that is attached on the inside, then attach the movable corral with another hitch on the back of the buffalo trailer, and drag it over another few acres. Instead of fencing the whole property, just use that, then all you need is just a little Y chute action to move out what ones you wanted to sell. Added bonus, you could run them over fresh mown hayfields and corn plots, let them eat the stubble. (I *hate* fencing and repairs and keeping them clean, seems a huge waste of time and resources when all you want to do is keep cows from escaping. I'd much rather just mow the perimeter than try and keep the fences from getting overgrown, and corral sections are better than fences anyway, sorta giant lincoln log deals made out of steel, go together easy) I guess you could have the chickens bring up the rear with an additional section, so they get dragged over the previous area. I know I could build a small one here to do that, but it wouldn't be practical size for me. I have enough spare corral sections and old junk axles and wheels etc to do one maybe-gee, not big, 1/4 acre maybe. I think it would be a neat project to do with a lot of solar panels and an electric motors and GPS and whatnot, get it as automated as possible. The only catch is watering, haven't worked that out yet on a big scale other than underground taps that automatically "dock" each day.

    1. Re:I actually wanted to do that.... by spun · · Score: 1

      That is a great idea. I lived on a farm when I was a kid, haven't in a while now. I kinda miss it. I've done a little research into permaculture, that's how I found out about the movable coops. The Chinese know a lot about permaculture, probably stems from having so much marginal land and a long sense of history. They tie all their inputs to outputs. Nitrogen fixing leguminous trees on ridge lines, then any animals, then grain crops in the middle slopes, with rotating fish ponds in the bottom of the valley. Grow tilapia one year, switch ponds, and grow veggies in the fish poop. Bee hives over the fish pond so the dead bees become fish food. Really nice system they've got.

      You wouldn't need to worry about the watering if one corner was fixed and the corral just swept out a circle like those huge sprinklers do. The watering trough could stay in the center, the pasture is a wedge shape, the chicken coop is a run along the trailing edge of the wedge with the solar panels shading the chickens. You know, something like that could be feasible. Manufactured in large enough scale, a system like that could be economical. I've heard some very good numbers regarding increased carrying capacity (cow patties fertilize much better if they are broken up by the chickens) and decreased antibiotic use (again, the cow shit is mulched into the ground meaning less reinfection).

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    2. Re:I actually wanted to do that.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      ya, I've been juiced about it for awhile now,. I might build the small scale one to show the boss. Other farms/ranches where I have worked we always disk harrowed the fields to break up the pies, but he doesn't want me to do that for some reason, thinks it will kill the grass or something.

      I can throw a couple of the older calves in there maybe, and have the chicken coop trail it. then just use some old riding lawnmower and keep it attached to it all the time, you wouldn't need much to drag a small one if the wheels were gooe enough. I don't have any center irrigation stuff to try the other thing though, but that's sorta a neat idea as well, but you'd have to do something with the land the arc doesn't touch. I guess you could just hay there.

      Farming is neat, all sorts of wild stuff you can try. Once I invented (but never built yet) what I called vertically integrated aquaculture, something like you were saying the chinese do. You overload the system at the cheap end, so you can harvest at the expensive end. I spent weeks on the design and tried to shop it around, no dice, to farmers I was just a young dumb hippy. Meh. Another time I did a nice interplanted crop, corn and pole beans, tried to get some farmers who did massive silage to even come up and just *look* at it, no dice. They'd rather buy in the protein or something. Corn they understand, beans they understand, but for some reason they think you can't grow them together, even though it works amazingly well, and for silage, who cares, you put it up wet anyway..

      If it ain't in the agco magazines, it don't exist or it is "hippy/enviro" stuff which is cuss words to them. Amazing how many of them are so brainwashed. It's starting to change a little, especially with alternative energy, a friend of mine makes a darn good living selling and installing mostly solar water pumps to keep remote stock tanks filled.

      I get to do some neat stuff here, my boss is only half way brainwashed because he's a successful inventor (some of his stuff is in about all the broiler houses out there, a chick feed system for instance) and understands that out of the box thinking might work, he'll at least listen to my wild a$$ ideas, heh. I got one we might do this fall, I got some wheat last year on my nickle and overseeded some hillsides where I thinned it out, wanted to show him it only needs some grass to hide in to sprout, that it doesn't need to be drilled in. Well, it's up and lush now, big fat protein rich seed heads,and he's impressed, he's looking into doing all our pastures next fall though, but he's running it by some of his friends who grow wheat on a big scale. Right now my cluckeraptors get grazed in one little pasture I overseeded with wheat and oats. They are just starting to "get it" on grazing,(they are all rescue birds from total inside a chicken house living, some the hybrid broilers, others are the breeders/layers for the hybrid broilers and I have some pure jersey black giants on order now, should be in soon) I have been gradually reducing their commercial feed and forcing them to graze and scratch more, seems to be working. Had to start them out with the lawn clippings, eventually one ate it, then another then another, etc. it's still a stretch to get them to really attack tall grass though.

      We are doing a lot of veggies in a greenhouse, using "earthboxes", you can look those up. We are already eating squash and strawberries and stuff. Works OK except I keep getting a nasty whitefly problem. I don't mind spraying my strictly ornamental tropical plants, but the veggies I try anything else, right now we *vacuum" the plants, suck the whiteflies right out of the air around them, keep em thinned down anyway, but I really need a better method. Outside plants though I have little problems, outside of this nasty sucky drought. for that this yeart we are using left over cardboard chick feeding trays, laid out in the raised beds, overlapped, then a hole chunked through them with a post hold digger and the veggie plants inserted. throw a little g

    3. Re:I actually wanted to do that.... by spun · · Score: 1

      Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your news letter! Actually, I already am, hehe, though I haven't even looked at technocrat in some months.

      Cluckeraptors, lol. I was in Chinatown in San Francisco on a bus when an tiny ancient chinese lady tried to bring a live one on. The bus driver said no way, so she snapped it's neck like cracking a whip, then brought her now dead cluckeraptor on the bus.

      Vertically integrated aquaculture, interesting. Have you ever seen an aquaculture/trombe wall combo? Water makes a great thermal mass for trombe walls, and you can raise tilapia in anything, they're muck-dwellers like catfish. Big tubes of water in sunlight grow a LOT of algea for them to eat.

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    4. Re:I actually wanted to do that.... by zogger · · Score: 1

      Getting set to install some more water tanks in the greenhouse for fish,. and for a place for the baby ducks I'm getting this week to hang out until they get bigger. We have two little ponds in there already, but just pretty tropical fish in them. One is around 25 gallons, the other is around 400 gallons. I have some black water barrels in there already for winter heat, but dumping them out and refilling them with sand, this afternoon actually, as we have a ton of sand outside for mortar work and I need to move it out of the way. (I go in and out and do projects, jump on the net when I am inside, outside work in the heat can be nasty for neogeexzers...) The next water tanks are commercial tanks, about 60 or so gallons apiece, and I have a solar powered fountain for them to provide aeration. I think I'm going to go to bluegills though, take the heat better and I'm going to build a grasshopper 'trawl net' to work the fields with and feed those to the bluegills. In the winter I'll switch to trout, feed them minnows or crickets most likely, something I can raise inside the greenhouse better (it's 24 feet by 70 odd feet, a used commercial one we got, lotsa room for all sorts of projects, boss got it used for a grand, with us tearing it down, quite the deal really)

      Mostly I try to make do with scrap stuff kicking around the farm, everything I do has to be low budget, heh.

      Ya, we need more action at technocrat, c'mon over! Plenty of good articles and conversations going on. And submit your own! Real nice to have a "no troll zone" tech board.

      Hmm, maybe I'll mix the tilapia with the bluegills to eat the algae, it sure does grow fast in the greenhouse. the tropical tanks I have to use chemical to keep them clean. I tried sterile white amur to eat the algae, but the dang things kept committing fishicide by jumping out of the tank, and heavy screening the top of the "pretty" ponds defeats the whole purpose. I made the mistake though of putting some minnows from the creek in there, one was a sunfish or bluegill, ATE a buncha my expensive fish, the rascal. Like around 200 clams worth. Lot of water plants in there, one day I notice "hey, where all my fish go, ain't seen 'em for awhile now...hmmmm?", then I see this fat bluegill swimming around! sheesh.

  296. Oy vey gevault. by Taco+Meat · · Score: 1

    ZOMG, How are you SO stupid?

    "I challenge you to justify that claim with published data."

    Fine. Here is it.

    "As the previous poster pointed out, there are large non-anthropogenic sources of CO2, but until recently they have been essentially balanced by non-anthropogenic sinks of CO2, so that net CO2 concentrations remained pretty much constant on timescales of millennia. We are now sourcing CO2 at a much greater rate than it can be sunk, leading to a rapid rate of accumulation."

    Put down the thesaurus and learn some science. It might help you in discussions like this.

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  297. Re:this is where I lose karma. bring it! by e1618978 · · Score: 1

    I don't buy it, since it has melted in the past at 4 degrees warmer than now.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:65_Myr_Climate_ Change.png