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  1. Re:David Sedaris? on New Beetle Named After Charles Darwin and David Sedaris · · Score: 1

    No, no its a NEW Beatle.
    John Lennon
    Paul McArtney
    Geo. Harrison
    Ringo Starr
    Charles Sedaris
    Actually, not very new, Yoko took off the disguise and VIOLA!

  2. This study brought to you by an endowment from THE PHONE COMPANY. WHOOPEEEE!

  3. Re:IF ONLY ... !! on Sinkhole Swallows 8 Vehicles Inside Bowling Green KY Corvette Museum · · Score: 4, Funny

    Somewhere a distant echo in my brain is a proverb about Vettes saying something about a deep hole that you throw money into.
    Seems like prophesy instead of proverb at this point.

  4. Re:Intentional? on Bing Censoring Chinese Language Search Results For Users In the US · · Score: 1

    I would say they ARE afraid of the government and therefore jump,loss of profit is the motivation for the fear.
    The Chinese govt seems to be able to invalidate intellectual property on their whim.
    Microsoft is in a permanent crouching position, awaiting the call to jump.

  5. Re:So..... on FBI: $10,000 Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At an Aircraft · · Score: 1

    I smell pay dirt! $10k!
    I could drive by the airports on a summer night looking for drunk teenagers for that kind of money.
    On the other hand for a small investment of beer and a few pointers, rednecks will only do whats natural.
    Daddy needs to pay off his mortgage....

  6. Re:she on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: 1

    Wymyn, cant live with them, cant inter them to California.

  7. Re:she on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: 1

    well?
    The time it took you to figure that one out indicates your sex.

  8. Re:she on The Death Cap Mushroom Is Spreading Across the US · · Score: -1

    Dunno, I cook with portabella mushrooms and cubensis are out of this world.
    I have abundant testosterone and a cock so big, I wish you would back up a step, because youre standing on it.

  9. Re:Intentional? on Bing Censoring Chinese Language Search Results For Users In the US · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, Chinese readers/writers here are probably communicating with Chinese there. It makes sense that treasonous Microsoft works hard kissing Chinas ass. China says jump and Gates Co. says how high?.

  10. Re:Bottle Gourds on Scientists Solve Mystery of World-Traveling Plant · · Score: 1

    Lets also recall we have FOUND evidence of Minoans( a settlement in New Hampshire), Romans( galley sunk off Fla), Celts( Ogam language written on rocks @ river forks) Vikings, Chinese( hand carved anchor stones along West coast from California to S. America) and others. I suppose one or more of them brought gourds.

  11. Re:Typo on Why the Internet of Things Is More 1876 Than 1995 · · Score: 2

    Dont forget the bit about spying on us all. All we need is for our appliances to begin sending our information, for free, to its manufacturers to, in turn, use against us and sell to others for THEIR profit. Yes, fuck the internet of things. I dont want them to know what food I eat, how often I wash my clothes, how much coffee I drink and any other whimsical crap they think they can make of it.
    I dont buy the part about service information, nobody gives a crap if it doesnt run, the consumer only buys more when it breaks, so I dont buy the crap theyre selling. It a fucking lie. Just like the government would tell. Just what a coy geek would believe too.
    What a load of bunk, when they want my intimate information, its commerce, when I go dig up their information, its espionage, because its private business methods, concerns,intellectual property and I cant sell it to interested parties like they do. Well fuck that! The second I find one of my things spying on me, I will go to fun lengths to invade the company and the private lives of those who made it and do embarrasingly extrovert things with the resultant info.
    Fuck the world , I WIN! I always win, I will always win and the world can like it or eat shit!

  12. Re:Sounds like he was enjoying himself! on A Corporate War Against a Scientist, and How He Fought Back · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, go for it, make it public,write all the newsclowns with a form letter, make a video and plaster it all over youtube and every other service, send editorials to all the big papers, especially call in the local media so your home town gets a clue. Be controversial, dont pull punches, go for the throat, do everything in language accessable by all. Continue to hammer them like Snowden, in fact copy his methods as closely as possible and ride his wave, just look at his popularity. Show the public the damage, rub the corporations nose in it, embarrass them at every turn. Belittle their methods and paint their dishonesty on the wall for all to see. Demoralize and humiliate them, attack and name stockholders, name names and blame blames. Air their personal lives if you can weave it in. Involve the public, give addresses so the activists will bother them too. Fighting back can be fun, just think of everything that would work against them in any capacity and use it like a shotgun load. Troll their asses brother, flame on!
    If they are already gunning for you like they are, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Start an ear collection.

  13. Re:Stunning. on Snowden Used Software Scraper, Say NSA Officials · · Score: 1

    I like to think of this article as evidence the NSA is manned by ineffectual morons who should be banned from sharp table cuttlery.
    I, living in this nation, feel less secure because of the existence of this agency, ironic, isnt it?
    Is this really what, Im paying for? Bullshit! I want ALL my tax dollars BACK! Including Medicare and Social security!
    I can see that it all an elaborate bait and switch conducted by charlatans like President Clinton and her sidekick Omama.
    Snowden COULD be the first President elected in exile....

  14. Re:Beta interferes on L.A. Building's Lights Interfere With Cellular Network, FCC Says · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    This is a test, this is only a test, if this were an actual webpage, you would be notified by the FCC in writing.
    Please stay tuned for more bureucratic overreach and cocaine fueled abuse of power sponsored by the usual monkeys elected to office by the same ambivalent
    yokels who keep the Repubmocrats on their back, smokin crack, back in office, burnin tax.

  15. Re:Science needs to be open to new ideas. on Britain's Eastern Coast Yields Oldest Human Footprints Outside Africa · · Score: 1

    Time travelling Incas?

  16. Re:And did these feet in ancient time on Britain's Eastern Coast Yields Oldest Human Footprints Outside Africa · · Score: 1

    Nonsense, the sort of yahoos singing that ditty, would instantly picture the footprint as left by a proto-yahoo, and add a verse.
    Who are we kidding?

  17. Re:We will not have backdoor access to classic on UK Police Will Have Backdoor Access To Health Records · · Score: 1

    U.K. Police have back door access to each other.
    Just like U.S. cops. Gonna go down to the gym and pump each other.
    Sayyyy, youre a bossy little fuck for an Anarchist. How bout you quit whining about /.s stinking Beta thats bad as an Alpha and no one likes anyway.
    Eventually the people behind the scenes will pull their heads from each others rectums and figure out nobody but them is down with their illogical changes.
    Quit whinin like a sister-boy, Mary!

  18. Re:A compelling reason... on CERN Wants a New Particle Collider Three Times Larger Than the LHC · · Score: 1

    Send them to CERN and launch them like particles, that should remove defects.
    Makes me wonder why CERN doesnt anticipate their future desires and build one TEN times bigger so they can save money and real estate. When they get one thats 3 times bigger theyll only want another bigger one, then a bigger one. CUT TO THE CHASE, build it 10 times bigger so you dont have a country full of super colliders and no where to farm, swim, drive, live, etc.
    Think ahead, Jeez! Probably get a better break on raw materials buying in bigger bulk anyway. Youd think theyd put someone SMART in charge of this to begin with. What, a bunch of physicists, engineers and kitchen help and no-one can CAD up the dream machine? COME ON!

  19. Re:Not really a good time to bring up Beta testing on NYPD Is Beta-Testing Google Glass · · Score: 1

    Youre right.
    Giving cops Google glasses will only encourage the smart ones to abuse their abilities and the dumb ones to hang clip-ons on them.
    But I couldnt have read about it on my not-so-smart-but-more-secure phone, because BETA looks like garbled ass on it.

  20. Re:Mod parent troll on These Are the Companies the FAA Has Sent notices To For Using Drones · · Score: 1

    I was actually going to comment on the absurdities of bureucrazy and the evolution of beer in relation to mankinds progress. Later I was going to insinuate those peopleing positions in bureucrazies were a bunch of inbred morons and we CERTAINLY dont want anymore help, protection or opinions from them.
    BUT, since this is just another BETA discussion, fuck it, I dont like the beta because it doesnt display properly on my not-so-smart-phone, that I use because I find it more secure than the inaptly named smart phones. I leave you with a joke to make an analogy of;

    Joe stood by the side of the road on a warm day with a quart jar of rabbit shit.
    Jeff comes along, picking his nose and asks what Joe is holding.
    Joe tells him it is a jar full of smart pills and offers him one.
    Boy, oh boy, would I ever like a smart pill! says Jeff.
    Chewing one thoughtfully, he says THESE PILLS TASTE LIKE SHIT!!
    Joe says, See, youre getting smarter already!

  21. Re:50 cent on Ask Slashdot: What Online News Is Worth Paying For? · · Score: 1

    Yes, its very patronizing. No, I rarely get around to using my mod points.

  22. Re:Your task: explain how Net Neutrality stops thi on Is Verizon Already Slowing Netflix Down? · · Score: 1

    Then there is the alternative; to fight back.
    Verizons throttling Netflix amounts to stealing the money paid for movies + time invested.
    The contracts amount to bait and switch. Their customer service exists ony as a straw institution.
    This makes them swindlers.
    Stealing from thieves is good form.
    If they steal your money, steal their service.
    Period.

  23. Re:Buddy, Can You Spare a Dolla on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    Not a problem, Fed Ex will deliver it to me , freight collect, since I have a long time account with them.
    Just call for pickup...

  24. Re:50 cent on Ask Slashdot: What Online News Is Worth Paying For? · · Score: 1

    You want the alternative? Consuming news release crap and sometimes choking on propaganda? Then youre gonna pay for it....
    Nope, I dont think so. I wouldnt pay for news period. Never did, never will. Paid or unpaid, the quality remains the same.
    WTF is my motivation? It makes much more sense to have them pay me , by giving me a cut of their ad revenue than for them to ever imagine that I will pay them for something worthless that I have gotten for free all my life.
    If however, you DO find value in the lies , garbage, propaganda, innuendo and misdirection, you deserve to pay, fullfilling the proverb; a fool and his money are soon parted. You could be putting that money to more valuable use like; supporting some poor Nigerian gang banger whose fingers are arthritic from typing scam letters all day.
    Blogging or not, if the information is crap, GIGO!
    Ive seen enough newsclowns broadcasting live to see the disinformation in action. THEY ALWAYS GET IT WRONG, then they stand by it. Lazy F***king newsclowns. When they dont have details, they make it up.
    A prime example; A friend of mine, ( a pacifist-masochist) married a suicidal nutball who threatened suicide. He said over my dead body. She retrieved guns from her fathers house and with a deer rifle shot Gene and their roommate as they walked in to town, leaving them in a ditch where they died slowly. She jumped in her Jeep and drove north of town to an abandoned crime lords compound where she ate a .38.
    The newsclowns, backing up their TREND of fighting for abused women, reported the story with Gene( who was anti-violent and wanted to be hurt) as the abusive husband. Everyone who knew them knew what really happened, but the Newsclowns assasinated his character, merely for their gain.
    Personally, when I see live telecasts, I hang around shouting obscenities and insults till the crew gives up and packs up. Fuck em, they dont deserve to make a living, let alone draw breath that I couldve used.

  25. Re:50 cent on Ask Slashdot: What Online News Is Worth Paying For? · · Score: 1

    Easy does it there, buddy, just turn off the T.V. set and back away slowly. Move to the door and open it; see, theres a world out there. In it you will find a life. Now , go get it buckaroo.