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  1. Re:50 cent on Ask Slashdot: What Online News Is Worth Paying For? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I object to the implication that I am supposed to pay for all the bullshit and propaganda funnelled in through my senses, since I have to spend the time and memory to sort any sort of useful truth out of it, dont forget the ads. My time is worth money; far more money than any stinking newsclown I can think of. THEY SHOULD PAY ME to intake their particular brand. I want my money and I want it NOW!!!
    Until then I will kick off my shoes, air my dirty socks and comment on whatever unpleasant thing crosses my mind, searching for kindred spirits.
    Pay me, I will be more polite.

  2. Re:Prohibition... on DEA Presentation Shows How Agency Hides Investigative Methods From Trial Review · · Score: 1

    In our more perfect world, President flyneye, after a Stalinesque purge of the Senate and Congress, enacts the TRUTH IN EVERYTHING legislation, deleting all spy agencies except military,fixing the FBI to investigating interstate crime only, and making government cover ups and purgery punishable by public hanging.
    Ye shall tell the truth and the truth shall keep you alive. Next, we apply that to Corporate America. Wealth WILL be redistributed. Television commercials will become more informative and less irritating. You will read a label and see what youre REALLY eating. Penis enlargement scams will dissapear. Phone contracts will be short and readable by all. WYSIWYG will rule the day. Most importantly, the government will eventually be peopled by ORDINARY people just trying to keep it all moving smoothly with their only ambition being to do a good job during their term. Did I mention the public hangings?

  3. Re:Please place all shark jokes in this thread. on Many Lasers Become One In Lockheed Martin's 30 kW Laser Weapon · · Score: 1

    Didnt they do something like that toward the end of Buckaroo Bansai?
    I wouldnt suggest repeating it unless you want to open a portal to some garbage universe

  4. Re:Please place all shark jokes in this thread. on Many Lasers Become One In Lockheed Martin's 30 kW Laser Weapon · · Score: 1

    Two sharks, one to carry a laser, one to carry a mirror ball.
    A third may be needed to change the music.

  5. Re:Please place all shark jokes in this thread. on Many Lasers Become One In Lockheed Martin's 30 kW Laser Weapon · · Score: 1

    Just one mirror ball and one laser becomes many.

  6. Re:Buddy, Can You Spare a Dolla on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    I have no apostrophes, you insensitive bastard. My browser ate them.
    Our magnifying glass will get the truth out of you.

  7. Re:Buddy, Can You Spare a Dolla on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    , ?! Eye need no steenking s
    I and Eye am flyneye, flyin high am Eye.
    Eye am he and he is Eye. Put the lime in coconut , shove the bug up your butt.

  8. Re:It's coming, whether Google likes it or not. on Through a Face Scanner Darkly · · Score: 1

    I doubt anything will work as well as they fantasize this to work.
    FIRST, there must be an accessable database, probably several, all with separate disclosure agreements with those people.
    THEN, I still doubt you will find much relevant that would be useful on an everyday basis. For example, that scary looking homeless man in 3 layers of clothes and a shopping cart, probably wont get a lot of detail there. How about the tin foil hat nerd who protects his privacy? How about those rural people who only use the internet at the home town library? How about that guy that just got out of 20 years at the local penitentary?
    Nope, this is just some wish-ware. Just like everything else its all hype and delivers crap. It will work just enough to piss people off and start a bunch of legislation.
    There should be useful things you could put your money toward, instead...

  9. Re:Sign the petition on Australia OKs Dumping Dredge Waste In Barrier Reef · · Score: 2

    Yeah, damn that sucks, imagine them polluting the ocean with dirt from the ocean! The least they could do is clean it first.
    We could get lots of volunteers to clean the dirt and place it carefully where it could sustain an underwater garden and recycle this filthy dirt into something useful.
    If there arent enough volunteers we can always get all the lobotomies from the mental health center to help.
    If God had wanted dirt at the bottom of the ocean, he wouldve put it there. If God had wanted fish to swim in dirty water, he would let them poop in it!
    Something MUST be done! Someone must act! There isnt time to think! SPEND SOME MONEY for Gods sake before its too late. Send some money or Ill shoot this dog! Somebody care PLEEEEAASSEE!

  10. Re:Apple tests everything on Apple Reportedly Testing Inductive, Solar and Motion Charging For Its Smartwatch · · Score: 1

    Yeah, how about the one where they put motion charging on the Iphone , so the more you talk , the more energy it stores.
    Doesnt this seem a more natural evolution for the product? We can turn a problem into an asset.
    Sing with Ving ! :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

  11. Re:Buddy, Can You Spare a Dolla on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 1

    Im an eye.

  12. Re:the real question is on Sound System Simulates the Roar of a Rocket Launch · · Score: 1

    Big deal, Black Flag already been there and did that back in the 80s.
    Rockets have a ways to go to catch up.

  13. Buddy, Can You Spare a Dolla on Press Used To Print Millions of US Banknotes Seized In Quebec · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you suspect you have government printed currency, you should send it to me, flyneye.
    I will inspect it for bugs, flaws and make sure it works.
    Bulk, no problem, will pay shipping fees or postage for large amounts.
    Be safe, be sure, send your money to flyneye.

  14. Re:OBEY on Pending Apple Patent For 'Inferring User Mood' · · Score: 1

    I still read it as "Apple Patents Pissing Off Users, Nonusers, Onlookers and Passers-by."
    Seems more plausable.

  15. Re:One word on Israeli Group To Attempt Moon Landing · · Score: 1, Informative

    Specifically Hollywood.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
    We all knew it was coming...

  16. Re:rebranded? on Obama Nominates Vice Admiral Michael Rogers New NSA Chief · · Score: 1

    Gee, another untrustworthy liar to replace the untrustworthy liar. But, this one knows how to swim and swab a deck.
    What an upgrade!

  17. Re:I would smash it on The Scent Rhythm Watch Tells Time By Releasing Fragrances · · Score: 1

    Or chocolate chip cookies and listen to everyones belly churn.

  18. Re:For A Non-Profit, The NFL Sure Has A Lot Of Pul on Feds Grab 163 Web Sites, Snatch $21.6 Million In NFL Counterfeit Gear · · Score: 2

    The Feds involved cooperated so much for the PUBLICITY!
    Had it been some other copyright infringement, it may not have even happened.
    THIS, however, so close to the bowl, generates FREE PUBLICITY in the media.
    Kind of like when they send in a SWAT team to a K.C. burb to bust a yuppie household for marijuana because they ordered hydroponic equipment off the internet.
    No pot found, but they DID send those teabags to the lab and found themselves a whole lotta PUBLICITY, yup, the good ol boys, cleanin up the county for you.
    Lesson: Dont use legal hydroponics or the cops will raid your house, grow outside in the dirt during LEGAL growing seasons or the porkers will confiscate your tomatoes with extreme prejudice.
    They realize there is no such thing as bad publicity. Morons.....

  19. Re:Can someone please kill the fucker on Quentin Tarantino Vs. Gawker: When Is Linking Illegal For Journalists? · · Score: 1

    Could it be as infringing as copying the plots from cheap old novels into screenplays?
    Did anyone pay these authors more than the cost of the book on the shelf?
    Tarantino has a lot of coke filled rational to explain, and it better be good.
    Hmmph, see what happens if we pretend there is such a thing as intellectual property?
    There are no new ideas, everyone is a criminal.
    There are no new inventions, everything is anticipated.
    To continue this way only invites bloodshed.

  20. Re:Texas Barely Registers on Map of Publicly-Funded Creationism Teaching · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Theory is the operable word here.
    If there were more than evolution or creation, I would rather it be taught than repressed. It can always be sorted out later at the convenience of those who learned it.
    It is NO ONES business which THEORY people choose and NO ONES business that both theories are taught. I wish there were more that carried some weight.
    When the radical zealots from both sides try to DECIDE which is taught or how much all I can do is wish for a supreme being to evolve them up to my level.
    I would rather beat the face of a radical atheist/christian to bloody goo than give them the power to decide what information I or generations after me hear.
    Both the Atheist and Christian religions (yes, they both are religious in their philosophies) need to step back and keep their evangelism out of the classroom, out of the statehouses and out of my face or keep themselves out of my arms reach.
    Censorship is for fuckheads. Dont agree? Go die.

  21. OEM Install? on Ask Slashdot: An Open Source PC Music Studio? · · Score: 1

    Buddy, if you can keep track of MIDI channels, wires and software, you arent going to have any trouble installing a distro like , Ubuntu Studio.
    Plenty of the programs you want and much more.

  22. Re:Pathetic on VC Likens Google Bus Backlash To Nazi Rampage · · Score: 1

    Let them eat twinkies.

  23. Re:Pathetic on VC Likens Google Bus Backlash To Nazi Rampage · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to just minding your own damn business?
    That was the most personalized whining Ive ever seen in an editorial by an attention whore.
    Dear San Francisco,
                Those changing the face of the world do so with money and influence they have aquired, if you persist on couch surfing between demonstrations, you wont have the obtainium to make a dent in a bowl of whipped cream. In order to defeat this menace and keep the Castro safe, you may have to educate yourselves, don clean clothes, get a makeover, find employment,and make something of yourselves to play against your foe. Currently the dirty hippy whining for the newsclowns strategy is dated and ineffective as you may have noticed for the last two decades. It helps the media, but not much more.
    O.K. lets review; 1. get haircut 2. get real job 3. take on the world, if it still matters.

  24. Re:Temporarily, it's the Terrorists on Superbowl Means Time For Spy Cams, Hazmat Squads and Bomb-Sniffing Dogs · · Score: 2

    Well, we don't hear "Disco Duck " on the radio anymore, perhaps someone has a nonexistant source of evil dryer.

  25. Re:Good... on Russia Plans To Extend Edward Snowden's Asylum · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah, he's gonna bite the hand feeding him the caviar while he enjoys premium vodka and nsa (no strings attached) sex with a Russian sex kitten with large breasts, before pooping out another NSA (no such agency) revelation.