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  1. Backups are for the weak ! on Ask Slashdot: It's World Backup Day; How Do You Back Up? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Live on the edge guys...

    When you boot up in the morning and it takes a little longer than usual, the heart beats a little faster and you think "OMG is the machine going to fail? My data will be gone". Or perhaps there's an electrical storm to liven your day up - "If that thunder gets any closer I might have to shut down the PC, but if lightning hits then everything's toast !".

    These scenarios, and many others, all get the blood pumping in fear. If the computer /does/ boot or you /don't/ get toasted by bolts of electricity then the sense of relief is wonderful !

    Try it - it's fun ;-)

  2. Getting immune on Early Exposure To Germs Has Lasting Benefits · · Score: 0

    Getting immune to "stuff" is good for you (as a species). News at a 11 - maybe a film at 1. Patently obvious frankly.

  3. Organised crime on Are UK Police Hacking File-Sharers' Computers? · · Score: 1

    Luckily all the crimes I commit are completely disorganised. You'll never get me SOCA !

  4. Re:Note the cameras, lights, and antennas. on Flying Robots Flip, Swarm and Move In Formation At UPenn · · Score: 1

    It strikes me that they could all be programmed like "boids" - then one is designated leader. If the leader crashes then another takes over. All the others (non-leaders) act like boids unless they get designated leader. That way they could maybe mimic flocking behaviour ? They all "know" the destination but don't act on it unless made leader. I'm no robotics expert and no doubt this might be stupidly hard to do - but if achievable that would be pretty cool. I can visualise how I might do it in software but applying it to hardware is probably several orders of magnitude more difficult.

  5. Re:Sad truth on UK Government Breaks Open Source Promises · · Score: 1

    Crapita ? Is that you ?

  6. Senor Cardgage on Seigniorage Hack Could Resolve Debt Limit Crisis · · Score: 1

    I had trouble NOT reading it as that !

  7. Re:Obama: Americans back me on debt deal on Researchers Debut Proxy-Less Anonymity Service · · Score: 0

    Shut up. (Yes, I know it's troll food).

  8. Belgian News: Really ? on Belgian Newspapers Delisted On Google · · Score: 1

    Does anything actually happen in Belgium that's worth reporting ? According to received wisdom it's boring ! Having been there though I loved it - I prefer the term "laid back" ;)

  9. Re:They found something else, too... on Student Finds Universe's Missing Mass · · Score: 1

    Nope, still not the hottest She is (IMHO anyway) Cute, rich, smart - good grief ! :-)

  10. Re:They are going to have to pass a law on Students Suspended, Expelled Over Facebook Posts · · Score: 2

    ...They called him a pedophile... screw these kids...
    Haha

  11. Dear America on US Seeks Veto Powers Over New TLDs · · Score: 2

    Fuck off.
    That is all.

  12. Patience on Only 39% Curse At Their Computers? · · Score: 1

    If there's one thing that coding / fixing / troubleshooting / installing etc has taught me it's patience. No swearing and cursing here, just get the job done and it takes as long as it takes.
    Getting riled up isn't conducive to logical thought (at least for me). Do the job, keep calm, move on. YMMV

  13. Re:240 km in THAT thing? on US Team Seeks To Top Steam-Car Speed Record · · Score: 1

    Seconded ! I'm sure the guys know what they're doing but it seems to have a very narrow track (distance between wheels when viewed from the front). It looks kinda unstable. If any car geometrists (?!) can explain why it will, in fact, be stable I'd be interested.

  14. IANA on Example.com Has Changed · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are not a what ?

  15. Just the other day someone asked if I'd done any work with HTML5 and I said I was going to wait for a good while until it worked everywhere. They assured me it did, now I find the opposite.

    Glad I didn't bother starting now - procrastination has saved me yet again :)

  16. Re:Hmmm on Anonymous Organizes Global Protests For WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    "Neigh, even to justify and defend it."

    Whinny posts lines like that I have just have to reply.

  17. Re:Im sorry - define Kit on EMC Engineer Steals Almost $1 Million of Kit One Piece at a Time · · Score: 1

    A kit is also measure of weight used in the UK fishing industry. Not that it's anything to do with this article - just saying !

  18. Re:/.ers on Swiss Bank Has 43-Page Dress Code · · Score: 1

    Fight against the Underwear Gnomes - wear briefs from Kmart !

  19. Re:Reports of IE9's death greatly exaggerated. on IE9 May Not Be Enough To Save IE · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately not - as a web developer I wish it were. In some sectors (business / politcal in the UK) it's up at 10% ish due to companies being locked in to old, old software written specifically to work with IE6. One site I wrote that is aimed slap bang at those sectors had 12% IE6 about a year or so ago - now down to 8%. I wish it would die - I hate having to write for it - but my clients don't want to alienate their potential customers.

  20. Welcome on HULC Robotic Exoskeleton MK II Undergoing Tests · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome this robotic oversuit.

  21. Markets on LSE Breaks World Record In Trade Speed With Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    The stock market used to be full of bears & bulls. Now it has penguins too :)

  22. F*** him then on Gene Simmons Threatens Anonymous Again and Gets DDoS'd · · Score: 1

    I just pirated Kiss's entire discography. Not going to listen to it though as I think it's rubbish !

  23. Alliteration on Digital Dashboard Device Detects Driver Drowsiness · · Score: 1

    Is the Register's headline writer now working for slashdot ?

  24. Pull the plug on Baumgartner's Daredevil Parachute Jump From Space Put On Hold · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The promoter who claims it was his idea and Red Bull stole it is, as always, in it for the money. Red Bull should just abandon the whole thing leaving him with the square root of fuck all. It'd save them legal fees too.

  25. Welcome on Research Shows How Deaf Cats' Brains Re-Purpose Auditory Centers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our deaf cat overlords.

    I said "I welcome you"

    I WELCOME YOU DEAF CATS!