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  1. Re:1984 and chaning history? on Classic Cartoons Marred by Digital Restoration · · Score: 1
    and the mona lisa's a painting. whoo a picture, that can't have fuck all cultural value can it? guess i should paint all over it, fix that wonky smile.

    retard.

  2. Re:YAY! on Illinois Senate OKs Violent Games Bill · · Score: 1

    i thought the same thing - in Illinois ALL games have to be violent now? sweet.

  3. Re:Fry the BSA members in the Electric Chair on BSA Reacts to 'New' BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    what I am going to do is start a movement to CORRECT our political culture hmmm. and from here, it looks like you are just gobbing off on an internet bulletin board. what a great way to change the world, good luck with it.

  4. Re:Supply and demand on Critical Shortage of IT Workers in Coming Years · · Score: 1

    Managers not qualified to manage the people they're managing? what will we do.

  5. Re:Seen this yet? on Google's New Personalized Homepage · · Score: 1
    i hate that bloody thing. every time there's an article about google, someone wheels out EPIC.

    are we supposed to be shocked and excited that normal people wont bother to access real, important news in the future? sorry, but most of the people i know read 'Heat' magazine not 'The Times' - its hardly going to change the world as we know it is it? normal people have had access to news for less than a century, really, so what exactly is EPIC trying to warn us about? its total bollocks.

    not trying to single out or discredit parent poster, just trying to get a sense of perspective on EPIC. it does have nice music though.

  6. Re:Could be cool... on Revolution to Allow For Home Development? · · Score: 1

    so, you've met my boss. what did you think of him? he won't be here much longer, hes taking a trip out of the window fairly soon.

  7. Re:Name brand on Google Might Disappear in Five Years · · Score: 1

    not true. in the UK 'hoover' is a verb. no-one would ever say vacuum cleaner, but when they talk about their hoover, they are almost certainly talking about a dyson, or some other non-Hoover brand. becoming a verb can actually devalue your brand, because every make of vacuum cleaner is a Hoover, you no longer stand out.

  8. Re:'hog cooking'? on The Rise of the Internetwork · · Score: 2, Funny
    im sorry, you clearly arent british. i think you will find a real 'cue has;

    1)sausages. cheap nasty ones. you are going to incinerate them anyway, why pay more? possibly some chicken drumsticks if you are posh.

    2)tomato ketchup. loads of it. remember, carbon tastes better with tomato flavour.

    3)raging inferno. if your BBQ isnt blackening the neighbours fence, you obviously didnt pile the charcoal high enough. add more charcoal. you may need some sort of highly flammable substance to kickstart it again - send the kids indoors first. make sure the meat pours fat onto the coals for those unpredictable jumping flames.

    4)rain. you must stay AT THE BARBECUE while the rest of the family cowers indoors from the torrential storm. frequently inform them 'its clearing up now' and 'its not cold anyway'. the barbecue should be sufficiently hot to withstand any rain.

    sorry, again with formatting. mod my other laughable attempt away please.

  9. Re:'hog cooking'? on The Rise of the Internetwork · · Score: 0, Redundant

    im sorry, you clearly arent british. i think you will find a real 'cue has; 1)sausages. cheap nasty ones. you are going to incinerate them anyway, why pay more? possibly some chicken drumsticks if you are posh. 2)tomato ketchup. loads of it. remember, carbon tastes better with tomato flavour. 3)raging inferno. if your BBQ isnt blackening the neighbours fence, you obviously didnt pile the charcoal high enough. add more charcoal. you may need some sort of highly flammable substance to kickstart it again - send the kids indoors first. make sure the meat pours fat onto the coals for those unpredictable jumping flames. 4)rain. you must stay AT THE BARBECUE while the rest of the family cowers indoors from the torrential storm. frequently inform them 'its clearing up now' and 'its not cold anyway'. the barbecue should be sufficiently hot to withstand any rain.

  10. Re:Easy according to Epic on PlayStation 3 Press Conference Tonight · · Score: 1
    In what must come as a relief to Sony, Epic Games' Tim Sweeney was on hand to vouch for the PS3, saying his opinion was "easy to purchase" and that Epic had received its first PS3 hardware two months ago.

    =)

  11. Re:It's Great for Some on Quake 4 to Launch at Christmas · · Score: 1
    alien vs predator on the PC was the ultimate co-op for me. you have to hack it, so its not perfect, but its SO MUCH FUN creeping around these dark scary maps as a group of marines, and then all the aliens and the screaming and the dying.

    we used to play that and serious sam in my corridor at uni, CAT5 running all over the walls, until the early hours. its such a tense game, you used to have to stop playing because you simply couldnt cope anymore. good days.

  12. Re:ridiculous on HS Students Steal SSNs to Prove They Can · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    so, using a door to enter a house does not constitute 'entering'? are you all mad? -1 for inability to understand basic english vocabulary.

    i'm not trying to be a strawman, i'm trying to replace a flawed analogy. unfortunately i hadn't realised that is was only flawed because the author and his gimp are apparently retarded.

  13. Re:But (dare I ask) .. why? on Xbox 360 Backwards Compatible? · · Score: 1

    and Point Blank! of course, this means you have to buy PS1 guns to play it, but who cares? its amazing.

  14. Re:ridiculous on HS Students Steal SSNs to Prove They Can · · Score: 1
    look, i don't mean to be rude, but switch your brain on before you post. i appreciate its monday morning and all, but;

    HOW DO YOU TAKE A PHOTO OF THE TV SET WITHOUT ENTERING THE HOUSE?

    seriously. its nice to simplify things with analogies, but you need to remove your head from your arse before trying it.

  15. Re:Shift away from eyecandy on Game Developers Fear Hollywood-ization of Gaming · · Score: 1
    i agree.

    why does mr. specter think we care what his opinion is anymore? whats he trying to say - it will cost more for him to make shit sequels in the future? great, save yourself some money and don't bother.

    honestly warren, it doesnt take $20 million to figure out that one type of ammo for pistols and rocket launchers and everything inbetween is a Bad Fucking Game Dynamic. when you have proved that you are even capable of make a good game again, THEN come back and tell us about all your problems.

  16. Re:ridiculous on HS Students Steal SSNs to Prove They Can · · Score: 1
    Would you go into someone's house and steal their TV just to prove how ineffective their door lock is?

    Facile analogy. this is more like taking a photo of someone's TV to prove to them that they left their door wide open, and should think about closing it.

  17. Re:Great Show on How Battlestar Galactica Killed TV · · Score: 1

    this is because being gay is not half as cool as being a pirate. YARR!

  18. Re:I'm going to be asked to turn in my geek badge. on Second Round of Serenity Screenings Sold Out · · Score: 2, Insightful
    haha this is so true, i did it with both BSG and firefly, neither of which i had seen before i borrowed the DVDs off a mate. you watch the pilot, and then you watch the next one, just to see what happens, and then before you know it its 4am and you have watched half a series.

    you know you are broken when you get up early to watch more the following morning. of course, doing it this way means you are devasted when you reach the end and there's no more.

  19. Re:Google acquires Dodgeball on Google Acquires Dodgeball · · Score: 1

    mod parent up. you comedy wizard you, that made me snort tea all over my hand.

  20. Re:Probably most companies will make a profit on Star Wars Sickout · · Score: 1

    you called?

  21. Re:Ok, so, no storage... on Indian Company Shows Off Sub-$200 Laptop · · Score: 1
    ... and i'm an idiot.

    storage != RAM

    still, i got to brag about my dogshit laptop. great.

  22. Re:Ok, so, no storage... on Indian Company Shows Off Sub-$200 Laptop · · Score: 1

    Movies won't work on 512MB? what are you wittering about? couldn't say for sure WRT Linux, but windows 2000 will play any movie file i throw at it on my PII 400 / 64MB RAM old-as-hell sony laptop. maybe you are talking from the depths of your arse? DVD may be a different story, but since the device almost certianly won't have an optical drive, thats irrelevant.

  23. Re:Call me crazy, but... on Yahoo Introduces Competitor for iTunes · · Score: 1, Funny
  24. Re:FF would be good if it had a consistent backsto on Serenity Comic Book Series · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Firefly is just 'Tales of the Wild West' transposed into space. not just the setting, but pretty much everything about the show - Reavers are Indians, firefly is a wagon train complete with posh doctor, preacher etc etc. its just cowboys and indians dressed up for sci-fi.

    thats why the technology is non-consistant - its about telling the story, one which isnt entirely compatible with its setting.

  25. Re:Nintendo Industry American Association? on Gameboy Emulator Released for PSP · · Score: 1

    NES or SNES games? is it really so awful if you can pickup all the old SNES games you loved, about 15 years after the console was released? people are hardly rampaging the streets purchasing SNES games new are they? why would you report this guy?