all you're doing is changing the order in which you deal with those 10 customer's orders
Seriously, you want to run that past me again? I don't expect my shit to be consistently shipped at the last possible minute all the god-damned time. Mix it up however you want, two are expedited two are delayed.
I guarantee that this will result in net faster service.
I could give a rat's ass about "net faster service" I want my shit next week, not some time next year.
I doubt it will result in "net faster delivery", Amazon has orders in the preferred queue and in the non-preferred queue. They need 51% moved into the "shipped before I die" line while the other 49% need to get out the door within the same god-awful time frame we're used to and like you said this doesn't happen, it's either expedited or delayed.
I see your point, but this is Amazon we're talking about. Basically, they're saying if you're a new customer you may have to wait four hours for a glass of water, shit the only thing Amazon should ever say about poor service is that they're doing whatever they can to eliminate it. Dumb-asses, if I'd heard about this two years ago, before two different "Amazon direct" purchases were delayed nine months I'd have felt even more entitled to good service, I wonder how they'll treat good customers they treat like shit? Dump 'em in the bad customer queue?
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would that be a normal web developer or a normal database admin? because, the db admin will not be surprised regardless of the amount of data you throw at a button.
anyways, we can use one click checkouts as long as they have nothing to do with the shopping cart model right?
gentlemen I'd like to introduce the shopping 'list' model, which differs from the shopping cart model in that all items *must* be 'listed' on the page the shopper is browsing, allowing them the immediate convenience of seeing their purchases at any given time, furthermore I'd also like to patent the one click to "hand your butler the shopping list" purchasing model, where the butler is an AI avatar that essentially completes your shopping, the actual process of filling your shopping cart and checking out, for you. fuck you amazon! now we have a butler, do you have a BUTLER?!? hmm, this actually wouldn't be bad if the butler was capable of shopping at more than one site, and finding good prices on stuff, just for good measure I'll copyright this post.
you mean of all the shit ass cabling jobs he has, he's also gotta spend time on some f*ing boat in the middle of the ocean with some arsehole that always wants to "pretend we're on the International Space Station", jesus christ man, you are NOT selling this idea
you're a dork, this whole thread is open source zealots bitching about problems with firefox. FWIW I find that Outlook 2007 is just as bad. that's with about thirteen tabs open in firefox and outlook sitting there waiting to send and recieve.
sorry but the street level views hurt my eyes. it's too damn blurry, cool yea, but I can't sit there looking at it for very long. Maybe a snapshot of a destination when getting directions, but I hate exploring town this way.
The woman stalked and harassed a mentally unstable child, the mentally unstable child killed herself. I don't think the woman is guilty of murder but I hardly think she's innocent. She's a real piece of fucking shit, murderer no, guilty fuck yes. Now unless your a 30 something mother down the street using all of your worldly knowledge to abuse some mentally unstable child, it's not going to affect you. This case isn't going off on some strange new ground, it's systematic, deliberate, psychological abuse that is often difficult to prove. Well not very difficult in this case.
for brute force you'll want to just delete everything after the third failed attempt, at home a duplicate copy is an advantage, in the lab, busting out a new hard-drive every time you want to test three passwords is not sustainable (course a VM environment might be different, with a lot of work). a duress password should lead to a plausible red herring.
well the Chinese haven't exactly said why they would sue, nor has Mattel said what they did, but that only covers lead paint as far as I can tell, you got something for date rape drugs? My daughter owned one of the Reebok medallions that were recalled from about two years ago for lead paint btw. I never touched lead paint on a toy as a child.
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Seriously, you want to run that past me again? I don't expect my shit to be consistently shipped at the last possible minute all the god-damned time. Mix it up however you want, two are expedited two are delayed.
the moderators have no sense of humor today, fuck 'em
How much you want to bet Amazon's vengeance would be served, cold, very, very cold...
mod me down punk bitches!
so, there's a line with ten people in it, how do you move two forward without moving two back?
I could give a rat's ass about "net faster service" I want my shit next week, not some time next year.
I doubt it will result in "net faster delivery", Amazon has orders in the preferred queue and in the non-preferred queue. They need 51% moved into the "shipped before I die" line while the other 49% need to get out the door within the same god-awful time frame we're used to and like you said this doesn't happen, it's either expedited or delayed.
I see your point, but this is Amazon we're talking about. Basically, they're saying if you're a new customer you may have to wait four hours for a glass of water, shit the only thing Amazon should ever say about poor service is that they're doing whatever they can to eliminate it. Dumb-asses, if I'd heard about this two years ago, before two different "Amazon direct" purchases were delayed nine months I'd have felt even more entitled to good service, I wonder how they'll treat good customers they treat like shit? Dump 'em in the bad customer queue?
How much you want to bet using one-click check out is instant game?
great, now amazon will come up with a patent for customer that fart, why don't you just shut the fuck up already?
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would that be a normal web developer or a normal database admin? because, the db admin will not be surprised regardless of the amount of data you throw at a button.
anyways, we can use one click checkouts as long as they have nothing to do with the shopping cart model right?
gentlemen I'd like to introduce the shopping 'list' model, which differs from the shopping cart model in that all items *must* be 'listed' on the page the shopper is browsing, allowing them the immediate convenience of seeing their purchases at any given time, furthermore I'd also like to patent the one click to "hand your butler the shopping list" purchasing model, where the butler is an AI avatar that essentially completes your shopping, the actual process of filling your shopping cart and checking out, for you. fuck you amazon! now we have a butler, do you have a BUTLER?!? hmm, this actually wouldn't be bad if the butler was capable of shopping at more than one site, and finding good prices on stuff, just for good measure I'll copyright this post.
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you mean of all the shit ass cabling jobs he has, he's also gotta spend time on some f*ing boat in the middle of the ocean with some arsehole that always wants to "pretend we're on the International Space Station", jesus christ man, you are NOT selling this idea
you're a dork, this whole thread is open source zealots bitching about problems with firefox. FWIW I find that Outlook 2007 is just as bad. that's with about thirteen tabs open in firefox and outlook sitting there waiting to send and recieve.
sorry but the street level views hurt my eyes. it's too damn blurry, cool yea, but I can't sit there looking at it for very long. Maybe a snapshot of a destination when getting directions, but I hate exploring town this way.
that review was beautiful, made me laugh, thanks. oh, and you're spot on, this article is horsehit, it's just lacking that particular Friedmanese.
"Marketing over substance" ... is not "crap"
Your logic escapes me.
The woman stalked and harassed a mentally unstable child, the mentally unstable child killed herself. I don't think the woman is guilty of murder but I hardly think she's innocent. She's a real piece of fucking shit, murderer no, guilty fuck yes. Now unless your a 30 something mother down the street using all of your worldly knowledge to abuse some mentally unstable child, it's not going to affect you. This case isn't going off on some strange new ground, it's systematic, deliberate, psychological abuse that is often difficult to prove. Well not very difficult in this case.
I like your sig, is it in the firehose?
duh, turds need water, they go down just fine when the power's out!
for brute force you'll want to just delete everything after the third failed attempt, at home a duplicate copy is an advantage, in the lab, busting out a new hard-drive every time you want to test three passwords is not sustainable (course a VM environment might be different, with a lot of work). a duress password should lead to a plausible red herring.
Is that an inner swarm of body thetans?
God bless the united states of Canada!
"Sorry" it's just emotive, like bold italic or CAPS whatever "...whatever you "think" it means,..." you used it perfectly to call me dumb.
great deduction! spot on chap, sometimes I go straight into research mode, I'll go read it now, does it call BS?
well the Chinese haven't exactly said why they would sue, nor has Mattel said what they did, but that only covers lead paint as far as I can tell, you got something for date rape drugs? My daughter owned one of the Reebok medallions that were recalled from about two years ago for lead paint btw. I never touched lead paint on a toy as a child.
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