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  1. A "Group of hackers". Sure... on Symantec Looks Into Claims of Stolen Source Code · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like a "group of finance officers" are trying to boost corporate revenue by using that old trick again. "Our old software has been compromised! Upgrade to the latest version of __________ to stay secure! As a loyal customer, here's a 20% off coupon code that we didn't accidentally print out and include in our retail box."

  2. On the plus side on No, SETI Has Not Detected Alien Signals From Space · · Score: 1

    It does go to prove that the system is working. If it can't detect terrestrial signals, then it certainly isn't going to detect extraterrestrial signals.

  3. Re:Just keep Peter Parker out of that lab on Genetically Modifying Silk Worms For Super Silk · · Score: 1

    But if Peter Parker doesn't get the bite, someone else will, and then we won't have Spiderman. We'll have Silkwormman. And that just sounds disgusting.

  4. Re:So that's why they had harpoons on NASA Developing Comet Harpoon For Sample Return · · Score: 2

    And that would also explain the premise of Star Trek IV. Harpoons being the only effective hunting weapon brought into space probably detracted from interest in more traditional hunting tools and the eventual extinction of whales. It might also explain why tractor beam technology is as effective as it is in the Star Trek saga.

  5. Not Really Lost... on Two Lost Doctor Who Episodes Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    just time-shifted. Get your facts straight, DW fans!

  6. Re:Cobol programmers "beating on it for 30 years" on Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least · · Score: 1

    By that logic, I guess I should start putting that on my resume: over 20 years of experience beating on it, usage remains fresh.

  7. CG clothing models + Hollywood box office on Clothier Slammed For Using 'Perfect' Virtual Model · · Score: 1

    = Na'vi modeling you next bra/swimsuit purchase? If it hasn't happened already, I can certainly see the clothing industry tailoring to the CG box office to make some advertising money, and not just in toony screen prints. Wait for some CG in-real-life movies to come about and you could definitely see this coming. Heck, the Japanese youth already like to dress up/act like their favorite Anime characters.

  8. Re:Molybdenite occurs with radioactive Rhenium-187 on Researchers Build First Molybdenite Microchip · · Score: 1

    I venture they use the radioactivity as a clock chip. Sounds like it has a pretty good half-life.

  9. Re:Only one who can see the screen? on Making a Privacy Monitor From an Old LCD · · Score: 2

    And to top it all off, don't all federal agents wear inconspicuous polarized sunglasses anyway? It's the MIBs, uh, here come the MIBs.

  10. I'd watch it on Doctor Who To Become Hollywood Feature Film · · Score: 1

    when they play it on the TVGuide channel. Beside that, I'd be happy to disavow such a thing. Doctor Who is strictly a product of Great Britain, and it should stay that. I'm an American, and I know absolutely that Hollywood would turn such a franchise into an oozing pile of PC trash.

  11. I like acting on Help Rename the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: 3

    National Security Theatre Company. André de Lorde would be proud.

  12. Re:This weeds out the wise AND the clever on Tough Tests Flunk Good Programming Job Candidates · · Score: 1

    In most cases, and I'm sure there's exceptions, when a PhD refers to a "punch in the face", it's usually meant metaphorically. You know, returning an insult such as, "So what you're saying is, you don't trust educational systems at technical universities like MIT or RPI, or certification boards like CompTIA capable of weeding out good minds from poor ones."

  13. This weeds out the wise AND the clever on Tough Tests Flunk Good Programming Job Candidates · · Score: 2

    Like some of my PhD friends have told me, putting a technical quiz in front of well educated and experienced job candidate is a great way to insult them, and is deserving of a good punch in the face.

    What you get from a quiz is a candidate who is intelligent enough to write a program that is plain to the interviewer. That is, it is neither a wise answer nor a clever one. It is simply an explainable one, and it is usually the explainable ones that show up in "For Dummies" books and have no practical value. You could be interviewing Einstein who would give you an answer that breaks ground in uncharted territory, but you wouldn't hire him because your mind couldn't comprehend his explanations. You could be interviewing Jesus, but his wise answers would be so over your head that you'd not hire him because you couldn't grasp how many risks were calculated in giving you those answers.

  14. Hello, Dave. on Making a Learning Thermostat · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person that thought this looked a bit like the SAL 9000 (From 2010)? Anyway, my curiosity is whether this thermostat takes humidity into account. The same temperature will feel different based on a few factors, and even if you attempt to perfect a basic thermostat, it's not going to make you comfortable half the time because the actual conditions don't reflect the temperature that is sensed.

  15. Re:He 'discovered' Lisp? on John McCarthy, Discoverer of Lisp, Has Passed Away · · Score: 1

    Didn't you know? Lisp came about much the same way the Queen's English came about in Great Britain. Soon after, everyone was mandated to take a course on Lisp, further separating us from those people who argue against it's usefulness in the computing world.

  16. S01412A, S01112A, S61412A on Medical Billing Codes For Injury Via Turtle Among Thousands Created by New Law · · Score: 1

    Laceration without foreign body of left cheek and temporomandibular area, initial encounter; Laceration without foreign body of left eyelid and periocular area, initial encounter; Laceration without foreign body of left hand, initial encounter;... I mean, *face palm*.

  17. Lack of Incentive? on Mr. President, There Is No (US) Engineer Shortage · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that I'd be wasting my time reading this article and we still have an effective shortage of engineers because our engineers are not motivated to do engineering, don't have jobs available to them, or found other jobs that pay better than their engineering field. I think I've heard this before. Sounds like we have an incentive problem.

  18. And before it was? on Baby Red Dwarf Found Just 27 Light Years Away · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know how far away they previously thought this start was? And when do I get my cryo-chamber?

  19. Marketing Ploy? on One Final Manufacturing Run of Touchpads · · Score: 1

    I'm beginning to think this whole HP TouchPad sell-off is just a marketing ploy to get people to group-think and buy up every available unit as the price grows, due to demand, beyond the original value of the product, where people then get into an availability craze, and thus HP swamps the populous with an extreme number of TouchPads with users who want apps for their WebOS, and so HP expands their app store and makes billions.

  20. It will be... on Estimated Transfer Time Is No More In Windows 8 · · Score: 2

    1302481501461469 minutes until this feature is completed.

  21. Crowdcursed? on Crowdsourcing Ancient Egyptian Scrolls · · Score: 4, Funny

    No thanks. I hear those Egyptian curses are nasty, and are acquired by simply reading something or breaking a seal.

  22. I hear the RIAA's footsteps on Dumpster Drive: File-Sharing For Your Digital Trash · · Score: 2

    But I swear I didn't share any of my legally obtained music before I deleted it.

  23. Get Creative on Ask Slashdot: What To Do With Other People's Email? · · Score: 1

    You could...

    Start collecting them. Learn about the interests of those other John Smiths of the world. Then call them up someday or have a visit with then and amaze them with your psychic abilities.

    Sell them to Wikileaks as flack against corporations. Might turn into something.

    Print them out and mail them to their original recipients. They'll get real peeved to think their paperless preferences are broken.

    Cancel the services and say someone fraudulently signed up for something using your information. That's bound to turn their heads.

  24. Well there goes all the on Man Tries to Patent His "Godly Powers" · · Score: 1

    dooms day predictions for the next 30 years. The real Christ won't be able to use his Godly powers until the patent runs out or until he pays a license fee. So unless he's planning a rapture sometime soon, I guess we can relax until the end of epoch time.

  25. Re:Would you like to play a game? on Officials Agree On Global Nuclear Stress Tests · · Score: 1

    Just be sure you don't have the Global Thermonuclear War program running at the same time. If the computer wanted to win at GTW, losing at GTST may suffice as a good tactical maneuver.