It's a good day to be a stab wound forensic specialist in Venezuela. Your salary has just been doubled. You can take away the guns, but people will still find ways to defend themselves/kill people regardless.
The big thing I see is that warranty lengths have dropped off to 3 years from 5 years on many of the high-grade models that are selling today. They still sell 5 year warranties, but at a premium. The real cheap ones have dropped to 1 year warranties. Are prices back to where they were before the floods? Almost. Is product quality back to where it was? Nope.
I'll be waiting a little longer until I build myself another RAID. I believe we still have another quarter or two before we see the prices hit their baseline. I've been extending my purchase time frame by doing some serious house cleaning.
Latest word says vacuum tubes strike back. I guess you missed this article the other day. Maybe they will invent mem-vacuums for HDD to compete with memristors.
Have no fear about your breakfast blocking your view. With the velocity you'll be traveling in standing position, it's more likely to come out the other end anyway along with yesterday's lunch and dinner. You should be more worried about losing your lunch when first seeing the re-usable flight suit.
...perform frequent strip teases for your favorite TSA agent....strike an advertising deal with the makers of Bucky Balls....gaurantee that all compasses point toward you, thus allowing you to say the world revolves around you.
Now, over time, the infrared waves of the fNIR scanner will bake the brain and thus the computer control will take over all tasks over time and the humans will no longer be needed, nor mentally active.
Julian Beever and Edgar Mueller would join the ranks of graffiti arts and be arrested for obstruction of traffic because these driver-less cars would likely fail to recognize the difference between an object and a road with an illusion drawn on it.
Sounds like injecting this stuff into zombies could eliminate their craving for fresh brains. Either that or we've equivalently turned our own brains from dry cat food to premium canned cat food.
Don't think I'd opt for UV eyesight. Wouldn't that make all the stains on those hotel mattresses quite apparent? I'm OCD enough as it is. I'd be clinical if I could see how dirty the world really is.
It's all part of the cover-up. Political Science has everything to do with why we're all now feeling warm fuzzy feelings about Fukushima. Or is that the radiation? Well... What does it matter? With the addition of remote-control drones monitoring radioactivity, we can all sleep soundly, right?
TSA-certified drinking bottles will hit store shelves because who knows whether your regular translucent bottles will properly refract light. Shortly after this, there will be a list of what drinks are safe to place in your TSA-certified drink container because who knows whether your all-natural vitamin water contains chemicals that could be used to make explosives.
While I don't really think this slander campaign is the right way to approach such a disagreement in views, it's still pretty disgusting that Urban Dictionary offers the definition as a coffee mug. Maybe some people have some pretty awful coffee every morning, but I don't think calling it a byproduct of anal sex makes the coffee any better.
If this could determine shoe size, then there will be a sudden demand for engineers and scientists with tiny feet working for the defense department. You could fake someone's iris and fingerprints, but unless you can fit into a very small pair of shoes, you're not going to have much luck. And that would probably eliminate a good portion of the American population from defense contracting.
Well, if it turns out anything like that story about a girl inventing a new way of combating cancer, we'll have one terrifyingly precise strike force. "We'll just release these tiny robots onto the battlefield, and when they cling to the terrorists, we'll scan them with a beam that triggers the robots to release X to immobilize/kill the bad guys and leave the good guys unharmed."
And after you're all done righting the ship and making it seaworthy, you can advertise haunted ghost cruises. Costa Concordia Corpse coming to theaters near your in 2014!
Can't wait to see the Minecraft plugin! I'll be spending hours swinging my arm in a hacking motion! Though, my neighbors might think I'm a sadistic axe murderer.
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It'd be awesome if they can integrate WINE into this. If so, maybe some of the good Windows titles will work regardless of Linux ports.
As the absent minded type of genius,
It's a good day to be a stab wound forensic specialist in Venezuela. Your salary has just been doubled. You can take away the guns, but people will still find ways to defend themselves/kill people regardless.
The big thing I see is that warranty lengths have dropped off to 3 years from 5 years on many of the high-grade models that are selling today. They still sell 5 year warranties, but at a premium. The real cheap ones have dropped to 1 year warranties. Are prices back to where they were before the floods? Almost. Is product quality back to where it was? Nope.
I'll be waiting a little longer until I build myself another RAID. I believe we still have another quarter or two before we see the prices hit their baseline. I've been extending my purchase time frame by doing some serious house cleaning.
Latest word says vacuum tubes strike back. I guess you missed this article the other day. Maybe they will invent mem-vacuums for HDD to compete with memristors.
Have no fear about your breakfast blocking your view. With the velocity you'll be traveling in standing position, it's more likely to come out the other end anyway along with yesterday's lunch and dinner. You should be more worried about losing your lunch when first seeing the re-usable flight suit.
...perform frequent strip teases for your favorite TSA agent. ...strike an advertising deal with the makers of Bucky Balls. ...gaurantee that all compasses point toward you, thus allowing you to say the world revolves around you.
Now, over time, the infrared waves of the fNIR scanner will bake the brain and thus the computer control will take over all tasks over time and the humans will no longer be needed, nor mentally active.
Julian Beever and Edgar Mueller would join the ranks of graffiti arts and be arrested for obstruction of traffic because these driver-less cars would likely fail to recognize the difference between an object and a road with an illusion drawn on it.
Sounds like injecting this stuff into zombies could eliminate their craving for fresh brains. Either that or we've equivalently turned our own brains from dry cat food to premium canned cat food.
This does eliminate the age old IT question, "Did you try turning it off and on again?"
One day, a new savior will arise. Until then, we must search for the prophesies. Beware the idle prophesies.
Don't think I'd opt for UV eyesight. Wouldn't that make all the stains on those hotel mattresses quite apparent? I'm OCD enough as it is. I'd be clinical if I could see how dirty the world really is.
It's all part of the cover-up. Political Science has everything to do with why we're all now feeling warm fuzzy feelings about Fukushima. Or is that the radiation? Well... What does it matter? With the addition of remote-control drones monitoring radioactivity, we can all sleep soundly, right?
TSA-certified drinking bottles will hit store shelves because who knows whether your regular translucent bottles will properly refract light. Shortly after this, there will be a list of what drinks are safe to place in your TSA-certified drink container because who knows whether your all-natural vitamin water contains chemicals that could be used to make explosives.
While I don't really think this slander campaign is the right way to approach such a disagreement in views, it's still pretty disgusting that Urban Dictionary offers the definition as a coffee mug. Maybe some people have some pretty awful coffee every morning, but I don't think calling it a byproduct of anal sex makes the coffee any better.
I've got this cancer drug, Bexarotene. I hear it has some effect on Alzheimer's disease in mice. Maybe you'd like to try it?
Where he will teach super-human reasoning courses like "LMGTFY 101" and "Your Way With Eels 510".
If this could determine shoe size, then there will be a sudden demand for engineers and scientists with tiny feet working for the defense department. You could fake someone's iris and fingerprints, but unless you can fit into a very small pair of shoes, you're not going to have much luck. And that would probably eliminate a good portion of the American population from defense contracting.
Well, if it turns out anything like that story about a girl inventing a new way of combating cancer, we'll have one terrifyingly precise strike force. "We'll just release these tiny robots onto the battlefield, and when they cling to the terrorists, we'll scan them with a beam that triggers the robots to release X to immobilize/kill the bad guys and leave the good guys unharmed."
And after you're all done righting the ship and making it seaworthy, you can advertise haunted ghost cruises. Costa Concordia Corpse coming to theaters near your in 2014!
Great idea until your roomie comes up to you while you're at your computer and says, "Shoot you for the last beer in the fridge! Best of three!"
Can't wait to see the Minecraft plugin! I'll be spending hours swinging my arm in a hacking motion! Though, my neighbors might think I'm a sadistic axe murderer.
Alas! I've let out the secret in err! Fouled again by dyslexia!
I thought doors were in public domain since the angels rolled away the stone in front of Jesus' tome.