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  1. I don't blame him. on Pegasus and Mercury Circling the Drain · · Score: 4, Funny

    If his code looks anything like mine, he's just too damn embarassed to show the world his tangled mess of strings, variables, and "Mystery Science Theater 3000" references that can only be called "code" due to its inarguable existence as electronic data that someone could tentatively try to run through a magical compiler if one were extraordinarily optimistic that the whole wretched thing would somehow do something not all that far from its intended function without damaging anything or anyone else near the computer desk physically or emotionally.

  2. GTA on On Being a Gamer in Iraq · · Score: 3, Funny
    Grand Theft Auto is the exception. Because Grand Theft Auto is like us
    Note to self: if you ever end up in Iraq, try the coffee.
  3. Re:No finger prints helps. on US Visitor Fingerprints To Be (Perhaps) Stored by FBI · · Score: 1
    the look on the persons face when you say "I don't have finger prints!" is just something else.
    Is it anything like the looks you get when you pick up an orange and immediately pass out from the agony?
  4. You don't have to be guilty. on US Visitor Fingerprints To Be (Perhaps) Stored by FBI · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When I decide to rob banks or kill people, then I'll be worried.
    Be worried.
  5. Would the UK buy it back? on Sealand Put Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else see the UK government laying out the cash to take back Sealand? It'd be a quiet end to what may have been something of an embarassment to them over the years.

  6. Oblig. on Sealand Put Up For Sale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hesh wants sex!

  7. Meh on How Do You Know Your Code is Secure? · · Score: 1

    Who needs security? Thanks to the DMCA, all I have to do is keep my code proprietary. Then it's illegal for people to hax my code, so it won't happen!

  8. Re:Unsynchronized air conditioners on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen? · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could have a nice sideline there, taking bets on the battle royale between humidifier and dehumidifier.

  9. Mod parent up! on Jack Thompson Gearing Up For GTA IV Fight · · Score: 0, Troll

    Someone's already hit it with "flamebait" but it's actually a very good point.

  10. Re:Priorities, priorities... on Do Electric Sheep Dream of Civil Rights? · · Score: 1

    If robots < canines, where would K-9 fit in?

  11. Convergence! on When Celebrities Speak on Science · · Score: 1

    I love the fact that this is a mere two posts above Bill Gates on Robots.

  12. Time wounds on Predicting the Internet in 1995 · · Score: 1

    It's simultaneously hard to believe that this was only 12 years ago, and that 12 years is all it's been. Is anyone else recounting their grey hairs right about now?

  13. The trackers will not abide. on Researchers Create Selfish BitTorrent Client · · Score: 1

    The private trackers, which require login and facilitate banning of users who abuse the system, will simply deal with this as they always have. That's always been one of the protocol's inherent defenses against something like this.

  14. Re:Sure, why not? on The Debate Over Advertising on Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    While I certainly can't claim making anything on the scale of Wikipedia, I've had various web presences for almost as long as there has been a web, and have never accepted a single cent of ad money. It's really not that hard.

  15. Public Domain torrents on Which Movie Download Site Is Best? · · Score: 1

    Without re-echoing all the above "lol bittorrent" posts, I'd like to plug Public Domain Torrents. It's got all the benefits of free and easy torrenting, with the added bonus that it's completely legal stuff that not even the **AA have any power over. There are already iPod/PSP/whatever conversions for everything as well.

  16. Re:animalbabies? on A Microsoft-Speak Timeline - From Altair to Zune · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they asked him what he ate for breakfast.

  17. Lies! All lies!! on Study Says 2 In 5 Bosses Lie · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to point out that I have no less than total and complete respect for and faith in my boss, and I'll stand by that statement for as long as it takes me to get home and post to Slashdot via a connection he doesn't run or monitor.

  18. Re:Wired predictions on Wild Predictions for a Wired 2007 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ah, Wired wildly predicting things; it's as if we've never left 1994, much less 2006. Bring on the memories.
    But they're doing it in only one or two fonts per page now, written in mostly non-fluorescent ink. Progress!
  19. Re:What is so great about IM? on Wild Predictions for a Wired 2007 · · Score: 1
    I'm a luddite I admit, but what makes IM so great? There's no way to archive the messages is there? Is there a way to catalog the information into a searchable index? How can you "forward" an im to another person or group of people? Can you thread the information into a cohesive timeline?
    By running a quick text search on my Gaim logs, which are stored in bog-standard HTML files, I see that someone asked me that very question in 2003.
  20. Re:At this rate on Month of Apple Bugs - First Bug Unveiled · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Or I could use the Linux Cop Out... Explaining that Quicktime is actually a third party application that is bundled with the OS not the OS itself.
    Actually, since Apple makes both Quicktime and MacOS, it's more like the MSIE/Office copout.
  21. Re:Examples from previous posts: on The Decline of the PS3 Grey Market · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's something to do with raisins' natural laxative properties.

  22. Re:Examples from previous posts: on The Decline of the PS3 Grey Market · · Score: 1
    I can play any game previously released (Though some DOS games seem like they are in super turbo mode)
    DOSBox, baby. An open-source app that emulates old DOS on modern platforms.
  23. The secret ingredient on Super-Vaccine For Flu In Development · · Score: 3, Funny

    The formula lies in a particular oleaginous substance which can be manufactured from refined cells of particular reptiles of suborder serpentes.

  24. Re:iPod Generation? on iPod Generation Indifferent to Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    Hit submit too soon.. while I agree that the title is dumb, I disagree on the space exploration component of your post. Grumblegrumble..

  25. Re:iPod Generation? on iPod Generation Indifferent to Space Exploration · · Score: 1

    I'm inclined to agree. TFA's title is "NASA's vision lost on Web generation," which is still stupid and meaningless, but at least it's stupid and meaningless without dragging an overhyped brand name into it.