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  1. Caught some wi-fi and fixed a production problem while sitting in the middle of the desert at 3 AM, while wearing a kilt and not much else.

  2. Stupid, stupid, stupid. on How Firefox Will Handle DRM In HTML · · Score: 1

    You can either have open source or DRM - anything where the end user has control of the software can be broken, period. Trying to keep people from messing with your DRM is a losing battle, anyway - there are always more bored hackers that will break whatever scheme you come up with.

    Beyond that, why would you bother with a browser-specific technology? It's yet another thing that looks shiny in the 'features' column but no one will ever use, because the market share is too low to justify it. Oh, and Microsoft and Apple will implement it differently, and Google won't bother. So, pissing off open source folks to implement a 'feature' that nobody will actually use?

    Meh.

  3. Burning Man was one of my preconditions actually on Ask Slashdot: Joining a Startup As an Older Programmer? · · Score: 1

    I don't work in the Valley, so the assumption that the odd ones disappear for a couple weeks in late August isn't built into companies in the East Coast. It's what I lead with when recruiters call, and it's amazing how quickly I'm not a "good fit for the culture".

    My current job, I made it very clear that was my one non negotiable, and they were fine with it. But I passed on a number of offers from other companies where I couldn't get that concession.

    So yeah, cultural fit is a really, really important thing. I'm 37, and a place like that sounds like heaven. But I'm also a year-round volunteer for Burning Man...

  4. Re:Hey, join the Exodus team and you get to help! on Algorithm Challenge: Burning Man Vehicle Exodus · · Score: 1

    The thing about the decisions made by the various departments at Burning Man is that they are done collaboratively. People who want to be involved get together, and make those decisions, and they're made by people with years of experience.

    Happens in every department. I work in DMV. BMIR is the same way. DPW probably makes decisions by knife fighting, or drinking contests, or something equally rough and tumble...

    Those snark-free areas you're looking for are the mailing lists maintained by the BMORG for the various departments, and you can always contact the Volunteer Coordinators or Council for that department.

    However, if they don't know you, as someone who cares enough to volunteer their time and see the problems you face out there, you will not get a very good reception. After a year or two working out there, you get understanding.

    You want more hand sanitizer? Organize people to do it. Find out who sets the contract up with the port-a-john company and see how much more it'll cost to get the sanitizer increased. Then help raise the funds to make it happen. These things don't happen in a vacuum, and it's up to the participants (I. E. all of us) to either make it happen or accept that it's not perfect and stop worrying so much, and bring our own sanitizer...

  5. Hey, join the Exodus team and you get to help! on Algorithm Challenge: Burning Man Vehicle Exodus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Speaking as someone who's gone for a few years, and now volunteer at the event, I can give you the perfect answer.

    Join the Exodus team, help run the traffic outflow, and you'll get a better reception than some random dude on a web forum. We are a do-ocracy - do shit, and you'll eventually be in charge of it if you can handle it and not get burned out.

    And also, fuck ePlaya - that place is full of trolls and assholes and burnier-than-thou cranks.

  6. I never touch anything more complicated in math than basic algebra.

    So you never program in an OO or functional language or use a database?

    We don't bother with functional languages, and what do OO or databases have to do with higher math? We do billing and accounting, which do not involve quadratic equations or calculus.

    Boolean algebra is about the only advanced math that makes sense to study...

  7. Yes on Ask Slashdot: Modern Web Development Applied Science Associates Degree? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work in a company writing online billing software. We use Perl and Ruby. We don't need people who know quicksort vs. bubble sort - we need people who understand browsers, and AJAX calls, and JSON, and business logic. I never touch anything more complicated in math than basic algebra.

    Javascript, CSS, and something other than PHP are what you need to know, with a leavening of SQL and XML. Screw all that CompSci crap - we don't use it in 99.9% of our code.

  8. Re:I can almost imagine it. on NSA Recruitment Drive Goes Horribly Wrong · · Score: 2

    Guess we know what at least one HR person in the intelligence community was doing while they were at work...

  9. Re:The data is masked by the hiring delays on Google Respins Its Hiring Process For World Class Employees · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I went through the hiring process (last year, didn't get it). The process is extremely long and drawn out - it took 5 months from the initial contact by the recruiter to the final "not at this time, we'll talk in a year" answer. I'll still entertain them if they call back like the recruiter said they would, but it takes months to go through it - and the hurry-up-and-wait can be a real bear to deal with. Plus, given the fact that I would be moving across the country, it's a stress inducer.

    Still, all things being equal, I'd love to get a gig there, even though I'm mostly working in Perl these days and they are a Python and C++ shop. Silicon Valley is a hell of a lot nicer than where I live now, and Google takes care of their employees in ways it's hard to take seriously.

  10. Re:It'll still be a crappy CMOS sensor on Canon DSLR Hack Allows It To Shoot RAW Video · · Score: 1

    Sure, if you want to lug that big thing around. a 3CCD setup in S35 format would be enormous. And cost an insane amount of money.

    Even the Sony F65, RED Epic, and the Arri Alexa use single sensors. The 3CCD thing is really a prosumer thing, and a leftover from the olden days of vidicons and other vacuum tube cameras. I'd make a bet that the companies that have produced cameras that Academy award winning cinematographers used on those features know a little bit more than you do...

  11. Re:As opposed to actual Model Ms which are still m on Cherry's New Keyboard Switches Emulate IBM Model M Feel · · Score: 1

    Yup. I have one at work, and have been using it for 3 years with no discernable wear. The quality of the plastic castings isn't as good as a classic Model M, but it's built like a brick shithouse, and it's got USB, unlike the original Modle Ms which can have problems from time to time with some of the crappy PS/2 port implementations out there...

  12. We have a winner! on Time Warner Cable: No Consumer Demand For Gigabit Internet · · Score: 1

    The higher tiers on Internet service have an appalling cost. You can get lots of bandwidth on FIOS or on Comcast here in Richmond, but you're looking at hundreds of dollars a month. Never mind that the FIOS infrastructure, at least, can handle hundreds of megabits per customer, they're going to continue to charge for bandwidth like it's going out of style.

    Plus, even with the decent connection at work, I've run into lots of network congestion issues that keep you from using that bandwidth - literally the only times I've ever been able to saturate our downstream Internet connection is using Bittorrent to pull down Linux ISOs. Everything else is choked off, and we've only got a 20/7 connection.

    Now, one of the things about the Google Fiber services is that it's all DHCP right now. There's restrictions on running servers in the service agreement, so there's perilously little you could do to saturate that link (short of Bittorrent to other people on your network), but what it does do is remove a major chokepoint for neighborhood-level networking.

    However, there are good things. Offsite backups become retarded-simple, since you are now limited by the streaming capacity of your hard drives. Since you're guaranteed to have a top-notch connection to Youtube, HD videos should play much more reliably. Video conferencing. High speed VPNs to the Amazon VPC infrastructure. The list goes on.

  13. It's not just this community on Clay Shirky On Hackers and Depression: Where's the Love? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most activist communities have a higher than normal incidence of mental health issues. Personality disorders, paranoia, anger management issues, I've seen a lot of them in various political activist groups.

  14. Yes - tests more than just coding. on Ask Slashdot: Are Timed Coding Tests Valuable? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've done one recently - it also tests memory and grace under pressure. Some people just can't perform well under the gun, and in a high-pressure workplace where you may be dealing with outages that are hitting the tech press within minutes, and the global press within an hour, being ale to not fold under pressure is a critical job skill.

    Plus, as my old business computing teacher in high school said, "You will be doing tasks that make no sense on obsolete technology for inscrutable reasons. If you have a problem with any of this, you should probably drop out of this class, since you do not have what it takes to be a programmer in the business world." Dealing with arbitrary requirements is part of working for any large company, and seeing if an applicant will go through with it, or if their ego is going to get in the way, is a useful test.

  15. Using it at work, really useful on Worldwide IPv6 Adoption: Where Do We Stand Today? · · Score: 1

    I just rebuilt our monitoring system on Munin 2.0, which can deal with IPv6. Made life a lot easier, since punching holes in NAT routers and screwball port mappings went away.

    Google and Facebook are both running ipv6, and both our office and a chunk of our datacenter are on ipv6 through a he.net tunnel. Wish native ipv6 was available, but Amazon hasn't enabled it for AWS, and the Comcast ipv6 rollout is to consumers, not to business clients.

  16. Oglaf FTW on Ask Slashdot: What Was Your Favorite Web Comic of 2012? · · Score: 1

    Gloriously NSFW. Hilarious.

  17. HP DVD Drives on Slashdot Asks: SATA DVD Drives That Don't Suck for CD Ripping? · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work in the entertainment industry, and we have to rip about 100 albums a month at work for online promotions of various sorts. The HP DVD drives work pretty well.

  18. Re:Facebook is not "online culture" on You Can't Say That On the Internet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Um, it's not just that. Me and my friends use FB for organizing social events - parties, performances, etc. The fire performance troupe I'm involved with does most of our organizing on Facebook too - we have jobs, and kids, and school, and live all over the area, so having quick discussions there makes life much easier.

    Look, I go to Burning Man. I've seen more people naked than anyone short of a doctor or a nudist tour guide, and I have to say the ban on nudity on Facebook is a good thing. There are creepers out there who post pictures of people having a nude stroll. Without the subject's consent.

    Being able to complain about it means that they get taken down.

    Facebook is for real life, and some people (myself included) like having an area where there isn't soft-core porn all over the place. See, if I had to deal with that, I'd return fire with some of the better pictures from /r/gaybears - not everyone is into the same thing, and you get rather tired of being shown something you're NOT IN TO.

  19. Re:Reminds me a contact from Google on Hounded By Recruiters, Coders Put Themselves Up For Auction · · Score: 1

    Interesting - looks like they're doing a major recruiting push, since I'm in the interview process myself. I'd wanted to move to San Francisco, and saying that to the recruiter kind of surprised them. I don't live in a high-tech city, so the recruiters aren't anywhere near as vigorous, but I'm having the feeling that Google has just about tapped out the talent pool that's available in their local areas, and has sent recruiters after the less well traveled paths.

    I wasn't even in the market, but when a company like Google calls, you tend to respond...

  20. Re:In film, frame rate = exposure time on Hobbit Film Underwhelms At 48 Frames Per Second · · Score: 1

    Yep. I consciously use this in the videos I shoot. I've found that shooting people dancing with silk streamers or flowing costumes look a lot "cooler" if I crank down the shutter to 1/500 or 1/250 - it gives a hyper-real effect that makes the movement of the cloth really pop, because they're moving so fast that with a standard 1/30 or 1/24 shutter speed, it would be a blur.

    People also associate that fast shutter with action sequences, and by switching to that faster shutter, you can enhance the 'dynamism' of a scene with very little additional work. It works horribly for general filming, but as an effect, used sparingly, it's definitely a good technique.

  21. Um, Battletech much? on Why People Don't Live Past 114 · · Score: 1

    The Clans in Battletech sent their old warriors out as foot soldiers (cannon fodder, essentially).

  22. Re:My experience differs from yours. on The Headaches of Cross-Platform Mobile Development · · Score: 1

    Actually, without hacking Phonegap, at least on iOS, the first time you access geolocaiton, it pops up the standard 'APP_X would like to use your location' message - we had to rework our Phonegap app to do that properly, instead of having a trainwreck of a URL in that notification.

    Android had a better model for security, frankly, in how you build an app - as part of the configuration, you can indicate with a fair degree of granularity what rights you want your app to have, and our upcoming app will only have GPS and network access. We don't care about your contacts, or pictures of cats, or what porn you watch on your phone. Too busy to dig through that crap, and it's not worth anything to us anyway. A similar capabilities-based model for iOS would be great - and I'm not spending the time learning enough Objective-C to do that natively. I have 10 other projects we had to put aside to do this mobile crap, that still need to get done.

    The fact is, for web shops tasked with doing a "mobile app" because it's the next f**king Web 2.0 buzzword-compliant "we're serious - we have an app and everything", being able to do a shovelware mobile app without having to learn 2 new languages is great. Our customers go away happy, we don't have to spend the time becoming experts in yet more arcane single-use dev frameworks, and we can go on to the next project.

    You want it safe? Go after the OS vendors, and let those of us who write apps define the capabilities we should need, and sandbox the rest. And make it easier in the IDE to select capabilities you need, and default them to 'off', That way, the "I was a designer, but now I do teh mobile apps!" people won't inadvertently bunch a big hole in your phone's security.

  23. Re:What business are you in?? on In Favor of Homegrown IT Solutions · · Score: 2

    I work as a programmer in the retail industry, and in previous employment have dealt with ERP integration and extending legacy systems. I can tell you with absolute confidence that certain industries do need completely custom software to work properly - grocery stores, bookstores, and clothing stores all have different needs, different workflows, and different requirements. A cash register is a cash register, yes, but everything from dealing with expiration tracking and sales by weight to street dates to clothing sizes to custom orders to EDI interfaces are handled by custom software.

    We primarily work with the music industry, and I have to deal with EDI from 4 different POS / Inventory / bordering on full ERP application vendors (some of which have been heavily customized for specific clients) and 2 different distributors, and will be spinning up 3 more distributors in the next year. Our e-commerce system is off-the-shelf for our industry (we can spin up a new customer who has no need for custom EDI integration in less than a day), and we have rescued a number of smaller operations who tried to develop their own system, or adapt various open-source shopping cart applications.

    Our software would be of no use whatsoever to the manufacturers and medical, real estate, and legal offices I have dealt with in previous jobs. A completely different regulatory environment, different expectations, and different reporting requirements make any one-size-fits-all useless. That's a perilously bad attitude to take - some things, like payroll and HR, are relatively common across industries, but not understanding how business workflows differ from company to company shows a lack of professionalism. You think UPS uses an off-the-shelf software package? Or Greyhound? I can speak to both of them - they both developed in-house, because there was no software that covered their needs.

    My business programming teacher back in high school put it this way: You will be working with obsolete technology, writing boring code to make distinctions between states that you really don't care about or even understand all that well, and will be ignored unless you make a mistake. Your job is to disappear into the background and make the business run smoothly. If your ego can't deal with that, leave this class now, because you will not make it in programming.

  24. You don't know that on The Future of Protest In Panopticon Nation · · Score: 1

    Look - there were no deaths in Vietnam War protests before Kent State. There is always a first episode of massive violence, and nobody knows when that will come.

    We are only in the very beginning of these protests - as the economy gets worse, more people will join them. As police forces make more blunders, they will react with more force. We are on a path that very soon now will be irreversible - of peaceful revolution or bloody ruin. The status quo will not hold - Communism is more popular than Congress these days.

  25. Nuclear propulsion?! Really?! on Commercial Space: Spirit of Apollo Or Spirit of Solyndra? · · Score: 1

    Have you ever read about the few airborne nuclear propulsion tests they did? Running a small research reactor in a plane, the small amount of shielding they could put in it left the aircraft so radioactive from neutron activation that they couldn't get near it for weeks.

    Plus, the plutonium for RTGs is some REALLY nasty stuff. It would be a lot safer if we could put that reactor in lunar orbit - since the RTGs are only used on deep-space missions, and we're getting pretty good at remote processing of fuels, someone will put the idea together. However, ther would never be enough to justify the huge costs associated with it...