The event caused an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet to destroy innocent kittens from the Djibouti area. This kitten-eater was so enraged, due to its nature of editing constantly on Wikipedia (some say it is a bot) that it took it out on the younger feline population closest to its satellite probe. It is not yet known how many kittens perished due to this, but the Kitten Society of Djibouti and Upper Somaliland are planning on suing Britannica for this drastic event. Luckily, the region is home to giant amphibian groundhogs who are well known to be able to attack anything extra-terrestrial, such as Michael Jackson's breast implants or the feet of Godzilla. It was later reported that the kitten-eater was being fought off by the powerful Al Jazeera army corps who flew in from nearby Qatar. However, an argument erupted within the organization over how to pronounce "Qatar" leaving the kitten-eater oppurtune time to eat more kittens. The kitten eating is reported to have spread almost 200 miles away from the Eritrean capital, Asmara. Al Qaeda is of course, denying any relation to the event, however when quoted, Osama bin Laden stated "death to the American pig-dog infidels!"
After six hours of the insurgency, PETA horrified by the events added themselves to the long list of people and organizations wanting to sue Britannica. They are reported to have offered Mr. Wales $200 if he returns Wikimedia back to where it was.
The crisis was wrapped up when Commandante Meow-Meow (pictured at left) led the Djiboutian kitten's 543rd infantry division along with the Djiboutian Liberation Front to victory, by overpowering the kitten-eater in the plains of northern Ethiopia. It is reported that Commander Kitty and PETA are working out a deal to try and get Wikipedia back so as to prevent future space invasions.
i wish i could mod you troll, please understand the situation first.
lets say you write music, and you donate your sheet music to an arts school.
one of the profs likes your music! super. he makes himself a copy...
he sets up an orchestra, puts on some shows.
the title of the show is "Professor X's new Concherto"
your name isn't mentioned anywhere, and the professor denies that it is yours, saying he wrote the whole thing. It sounds the same, but he wont let you look at his the sheet music to prove him wrong.
Refusal to show the world that the WMD were destroyed can be understood at a bluff:
UN:"so about those WMD's...."
iraq: "Nice weather today!"
UN[speaking to the states]: "omg they have nuclear bombs just waitinf for us"
iraq: "so about those aluminum rods we need for the new palace drainage system."
US: (omg nuclear aluminum RODS!)
UN: So what are these rods for?
iraq: a new invention, indoor plumbing!
US:(Liars!)
US to britain: you thinking what im thinking?
Greece overhears the conversation: Yes! tell us more about this indoor plumbing....
they were probably destroyed, one must think of ALL reasons for not providing access and full documentation beyond the ones you see right in front of you.
who cares about those resolutions, most countries won't give one chick from a bag to comply.
see which resolutions the states violates and then have fun "rationalizing" your arguments,
1.74×10^17 W : Earths solar constant.(level 1 civ)
3.86×10^26 W : Energy output of our sun. (level 2 civ)
0.82 current level of civilization. (kardashev scale)
solar energy will probably be the only way to go from a civ 1 to civ 2, involving a dyson sphere,
why not get some expertise now, and cover unsightly texas with those solar panels?
BECAUSE SOLAR PANELS are EASILY Damaged, just use maddox's 1000000 penny bomb, and spread them over the solar fields...
The USA and other military countries will not tolerate an easily attackable energy infrastructure. Look at nuke plants. I have seen test video of jets travelling in excess of mach 3 barely denting the outer concrete shell.
solar is good, but first we need peace between all peoples on earth
if the neighborhood kid knew alot about cars, he would take off all the stickers and widgets. look in the manuals
repeat after me age!=exprience, that is exactly the situation here. many older(and younger folks to be honest) dont understand cars.errr computers.
they get someone who can help them, someone who is knowledgeable. if you don't peddle yourself as an expert and tell them that you might not be able to fix the problem there should be no problem. As i understand it also, the car repair man makes no garuntees about your vehicle.
in addition, most people, (me included) only bill a minimal charge if it takes a minimal amount of time, (lets say 3 clicks on ad-aware, or some other program)
and that legitimate car dealer will not care if you asked a kid to do his work, it might be his son for all you know.
i do not know all of the details but a quick read says that "secrets were stolen when person x sat on the board of company y, then moved to company z and used those secrets to create a new product."
different here.
this was a submarine patent.
PURE BS
I'm in engineering, EVERY ENGINEER on the planet should understand how to make something vibrate.
I'll even go ask my 65 year old prof! i'll bet hes never used a ps2, but im damned sure he could say how to do it.
With the fall of SCO and other proprietry formats M$ fell out of the solar system and off the radar, last spotted in a space ship flying Bill Gates' brain to the Cricket gate where he can take over the universe.
to answer the question, there will be no M$ in 2015.
microsoft has a ton of money to work with, they have stated that they can run for 5 years with no sales at all! What they can do is create some shit, run it into the ground, fire all of marketing hire some more coders and create that NEW hot applications with teh 50billion they have lying around.
First the go out on a limb, asking for 'ALL' of the developmental notes from IBM, and now they steal anothers work.
Plagarism or not, this is shady, and I Know that i will not do business with them.(I haven't started yet, and never will)
Say the open source pledge with me, "I love Linux and Linus, Open source it all, Not even a bucket of gold from her Highness, will make me stop M$'s fall."
Defendants are Electronic Arts, Take-Two, Ubisoft, Activision, Atari, THQ, Vivendi Universal, Sega of America, Square Enix, Tecmo, LucasArts, and Namco Hometek. Several of these defendants have joined together to mount a common (and very costly) defense.
well we can deal without EA, i hope the others are leaving them in the cold.
It is my understanding that since you are taking a stance that the program "BitTorrent" is illegal for use on campus, please refer me to the specific sections of the University Charter, Internet Networking EULA/TOS, student handguide so that I may forward this information to my lawyer.
next paragraph ##common carrier status##
next paragraph ##threaten some more##
next paragraph ##indicate a willingness to band with other students to make it class action##
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here are a couple paraphrased for my convienience
"all elections communicaitons shall reveal/identify who paid for them" ie this was paid by ________
dont try and hide who paid for the communication
people paying for elections communications must detail their bills and send them over to the city if they go over 1000 bucks in aggregate per year.
money contributions over 100 dollars which were intented to offset elections communications costs must be documented.
that 500 person distribution limit for internet, radio,billboard, pamphlet, ectera of elections communications.
that 500 person limit seems fairly stupid, who cares about if 500 or 500 million people hear about stuff, it makes them better educated to vote.
unless this is a money thing, and then i could see it making sense. (huge money=huge advertising.)
Throw down one of those magical stickers for improving battery life! all the circuitry in them will block the radio waves.
ahh poop, i thought i caught them there, thanks for informing me.
doesn't PDF stand for "personal document file?"
how does this application keep pdf's private?
will pdf's work without an internet connection(i often transport pdfs to a secondary computer for viewing, and it is not connected to the internet!)
You take a daddyboard and a motherboard...
oh wait, that's for babyboards.
sorry. i forgot that The Technician created the first motherboard and fatherboard. Placed them in SilicEden and let them be.
Avagadroes number is known.
A#~=6.02x10^23 molecules per mol.
weighing out the stuff will still require a standardized mass as electrons,protons, and neutrons all have different masses.
you simply cannot say,
Egads! there are 0452803598204499410100100 molecules in this sample.
you would still have to find out the number of different elementary particles.
The event caused an evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet to destroy innocent kittens from the Djibouti area. This kitten-eater was so enraged, due to its nature of editing constantly on Wikipedia (some say it is a bot) that it took it out on the younger feline population closest to its satellite probe. It is not yet known how many kittens perished due to this, but the Kitten Society of Djibouti and Upper Somaliland are planning on suing Britannica for this drastic event. Luckily, the region is home to giant amphibian groundhogs who are well known to be able to attack anything extra-terrestrial, such as Michael Jackson's breast implants or the feet of Godzilla. It was later reported that the kitten-eater was being fought off by the powerful Al Jazeera army corps who flew in from nearby Qatar. However, an argument erupted within the organization over how to pronounce "Qatar" leaving the kitten-eater oppurtune time to eat more kittens. The kitten eating is reported to have spread almost 200 miles away from the Eritrean capital, Asmara. Al Qaeda is of course, denying any relation to the event, however when quoted, Osama bin Laden stated "death to the American pig-dog infidels!"
After six hours of the insurgency, PETA horrified by the events added themselves to the long list of people and organizations wanting to sue Britannica. They are reported to have offered Mr. Wales $200 if he returns Wikimedia back to where it was.
The crisis was wrapped up when Commandante Meow-Meow (pictured at left) led the Djiboutian kitten's 543rd infantry division along with the Djiboutian Liberation Front to victory, by overpowering the kitten-eater in the plains of northern Ethiopia. It is reported that Commander Kitty and PETA are working out a deal to try and get Wikipedia back so as to prevent future space invasions.
i need not remind you of the Finnish tradition of keeping out the Forgien Invaders.
Everyone in Toronto and such would just head for the hills and fight back from their Guerilla style.
Most americans cannot handle the winter, It will be like Napoleons march to moscow, 90% casualties anyone?
and the beavers, don't let me tell you about them, they are secret tactical nuclear weapons delivery robots.
i wish i could mod you troll, please understand the situation first.
lets say you write music, and you donate your sheet music to an arts school.
one of the profs likes your music! super. he makes himself a copy...
he sets up an orchestra, puts on some shows.
the title of the show is "Professor X's new Concherto"
your name isn't mentioned anywhere, and the professor denies that it is yours, saying he wrote the whole thing. It sounds the same, but he wont let you look at his the sheet music to prove him wrong.
pear vs cherry an anaology by ulfgabe
Refusal to show the world that the WMD were destroyed can be understood at a bluff:
UN:"so about those WMD's...."
iraq: "Nice weather today!"
UN[speaking to the states]: "omg they have nuclear bombs just waitinf for us"
iraq: "so about those aluminum rods we need for the new palace drainage system."
US: (omg nuclear aluminum RODS!)
UN: So what are these rods for?
iraq: a new invention, indoor plumbing!
US:(Liars!)
US to britain: you thinking what im thinking?
Greece overhears the conversation: Yes! tell us more about this indoor plumbing....
they were probably destroyed, one must think of ALL reasons for not providing access and full documentation beyond the ones you see right in front of you.
who cares about those resolutions, most countries won't give one chick from a bag to comply.
see which resolutions the states violates and then have fun "rationalizing" your arguments,
This isn't a knock down, but some simple numbers.
1.74×10^17 W : Earths solar constant.(level 1 civ)
3.86×10^26 W : Energy output of our sun. (level 2 civ)
0.82 current level of civilization. (kardashev scale)
solar energy will probably be the only way to go from a civ 1 to civ 2, involving a dyson sphere,
why not get some expertise now, and cover unsightly texas with those solar panels?
BECAUSE SOLAR PANELS are EASILY Damaged, just use maddox's 1000000 penny bomb, and spread them over the solar fields...
The USA and other military countries will not tolerate an easily attackable energy infrastructure. Look at nuke plants. I have seen test video of jets travelling in excess of mach 3 barely denting the outer concrete shell.
solar is good, but first we need peace between all peoples on earth
if by instead of "SO2" you mean Si02, which is common glass.
albet common with unique properties. being a liquid and all.
if the neighborhood kid knew alot about cars, he would take off all the stickers and widgets. look in the manuals
repeat after me age!=exprience, that is exactly the situation here. many older(and younger folks to be honest) dont understand cars.errr computers.
they get someone who can help them, someone who is knowledgeable. if you don't peddle yourself as an expert and tell them that you might not be able to fix the problem there should be no problem. As i understand it also, the car repair man makes no garuntees about your vehicle.
in addition, most people, (me included) only bill a minimal charge if it takes a minimal amount of time, (lets say 3 clicks on ad-aware, or some other program)
and that legitimate car dealer will not care if you asked a kid to do his work, it might be his son for all you know.
i do not know all of the details but a quick read says that "secrets were stolen when person x sat on the board of company y, then moved to company z and used those secrets to create a new product."
different here.
this was a submarine patent.
PURE BS
I'm in engineering, EVERY ENGINEER on the planet should understand how to make something vibrate.
I'll even go ask my 65 year old prof! i'll bet hes never used a ps2, but im damned sure he could say how to do it.
oh well, some editor will dupe the story and then it will make front page.
Nuclear War!!!
Terrorists!
MAD BEEF!
CHICKEN FLU!
OBESITY and AIDS!!
just saying what everyones thinking.
n/t
I predict ruin,
at the hands of linux zealots.
With the fall of SCO and other proprietry formats M$ fell out of the solar system and off the radar, last spotted in a space ship flying Bill Gates' brain to the Cricket gate where he can take over the universe.
to answer the question, there will be no M$ in 2015.
not torent.
geeze, hit that 'r' another time, please?
or edit!
even better idea to add to your idea,
microsoft has a ton of money to work with, they have stated that they can run for 5 years with no sales at all! What they can do is create some shit, run it into the ground, fire all of marketing hire some more coders and create that NEW hot applications with teh 50billion they have lying around.
tada
They just shot themselves in the foot once more.
First the go out on a limb, asking for 'ALL' of the developmental notes from IBM, and now they steal anothers work.
Plagarism or not, this is shady, and I Know that i will not do business with them.(I haven't started yet, and never will)
Say the open source pledge with me,
"I love Linux and Linus,
Open source it all,
Not even a bucket of gold from her Highness,
will make me stop M$'s fall."
Defendants are Electronic Arts, Take-Two, Ubisoft, Activision, Atari, THQ, Vivendi Universal, Sega of America, Square Enix, Tecmo, LucasArts, and Namco Hometek. Several of these defendants have joined together to mount a common (and very costly) defense.
well we can deal without EA, i hope the others are leaving them in the cold.
is the world ending?
3d games not allowed?
what about open source 3d development tools?
graphical artists, 3d imagrey for movies to make them look cool?
Someone call PIXAR, those increadables can save us good.
At university(i must assume this student is on campus), there is only one network. THEM.
no other networks available.
Dear ___________
It is my understanding that since you are taking a stance that the program "BitTorrent" is illegal for use on campus, please refer me to the specific sections of the University Charter, Internet Networking EULA/TOS, student handguide so that I may forward this information to my lawyer.
next paragraph ##common carrier status##
next paragraph ##threaten some more##
next paragraph ##indicate a willingness to band with other students to make it class action##
Yours truely,
Name Namity.