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  1. Re:Urinal fly on New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash · · Score: -1

    Score in the men's? Welcome to Slashdot, Senator Craig.

  2. Re:All that is nice, but... on Companies Offer AAA Games For 'Free' · · Score: -1

    I know I'll get modded down for this, but the reason AAA memberships are so expensive is because of all the GNAA members that need a tow because they were too busy getting blowjobs from their boyfriends while they were driving.

  3. Re:Probably not significant on Virtual Earth Exposes Nuclear Sub's Secret · · Score: -1

    Tengo amigo que habitualmente repita lo que acabas de decir usando una idioma diferente. Dime, fumas demasiado marihuana y trabajas en Pizza Hut?

  4. GOOGLE IS RACIST on Create Living Cells With an Inkjet Printer · · Score: -1, Troll

    Anyone else getting Google ads for Kentucky Fried Chicken?

  5. Terrorists on Create Living Cells With an Inkjet Printer · · Score: -1

    Could this be used by terrorists to print up copies of the Ebola virus?

  6. Re:Damnit... on PS3 Lines Already Forming In America · · Score: -1

    1. http://www.smashmyps3.com/

    2. Attention whores needing something to blog about in their myspace on the internets to impress their e-friends in the blogosphere.

    3. Mom kicked them out of the basement.

  7. Re:The Myth of Porn on Foundation Commissions $50 Million Online Study · · Score: -1

    What fraction of slashdot readers, male or female, have spent more than US$100 in the past 24 months on internet porn?

    Line 1: Fatal error: Division by zero.

  8. Einstein must have been really smrt on General Relativity Is At Least 99.95% Right · · Score: -1

    We've been testing his theories for decades now and everything he said always turns out to be right. Wow.

  9. Happy 9/11: Celebrating Five Years Since 9/11/2001 on Special Molecule Gives Birds a Magnetic Biocompass · · Score: -1, Troll
    Happy 9/11 From The GNAA
    Gnaa, Nigeria

    We at the GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) would like to wish you seasons greetings on this most glorious day.

    As we reach the fifth anniversary of the momentous destruction of two large ugly buildings by the highly trained agents of mossad (Israels notorious anti-gentile secret service), and the war against sandniggers everywhere that ensued, we have entered into what is widely recognised as a golden age of trolling. This could not have been possible without the assistance of YOU!

    Without the glorious genocidal activites of hooknosed Jews, the gulliblity of pinko Slashbots soaking up whatever Michael Moore shits out, the whining of eurotrash clinging to the tattered remnants of Socialism, and of course, without the poorly washed Muslims who, as we speak, continue their holy and righteous Jihad against the evils of the Israeli Bus Service. Without these people, without you people, our jobs would be so much more taxing, and far less rewarding.

    As your family gathers around the Osama Tree to exchange your gifts of toy Boeings and charred Firemen, we at the GNAA hope that you can all get together in celebration. To pass down your memories of the shock, awe, and arousal you felt. To recall your joy as your anti-Bush FUD was modded to +5, insightful. To remember your hilarious puns at the size of John Kerry's chin, and how they earned you +o in #politics. To giggle girlishly at how your crippling zergrush wowed all who viewed your rancidly coloured MIDI infested xanga blog.

    But most importantly of all. The GNAA would also like to issue our fondest desire for world peace. And hold firm in our resolve that the bloodshed can only be resolved through the pacifying and unifying acts of male-on-male sodomy and fellatio, and through a peaceful male-only world. Can the leaders of the world put aside their differences once and for all and love their fellow man? Can we swap our rusty kalashnikovs for a warm meaty dong? Our explosive belts for exploding rectums? We can only hope.

    Happy Holidays!
    From The Gay Nigger Association of America

    About WTC

    The World Trade Center (WTC) was built in the 1960's by well-known drug-addicted architect Guy Niguere. On massive levels of barbiturates at the time, Niguere made many mistakes in the design of the building, but structurally and stylistically. This led to the towers easy destruction by the Israeli.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    • First, you have to obtain a copy of
  10. GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit on Scientists Measure Gravity Change From Earthquake · · Score: -1, Troll

    GNAA campaign against PHP and ZEND bears fruit

    Impi - Diplomatic Corp, South Africa

    The ongoing war against PHP by the GNAA has finally produced results that are a step in the right direction. GNAA have been aggressively involved in a campaign to educate the public at large about the tremendous control that MOSSAD has over the development of PHP and the subsequent clandestine information gathering technology that has been implemented by Jewish developers.

    The co-founders of Zend, the PHP Company, Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans are known Israeli MOSSAD agents; they were recruited by MOSSAD during their formative years at the Israel Institute of Technology.

    On Friday, 28 July 2006, Jani Taskinen, aka _sniper_ resigned from the PHP development team. FYI: I don't care at all what anybody thinks about me. I'm going to be openly anti-Israel from now on. This was the last straw for me. Fuck you Jews. I will also quit this project. As long as it's backed by some Israel company, I don't want to have anything to do with it. Good bye.

    This was a direct result of the ongoing war against Hezbollah which has been backed by the USA and primarily been driven by the information gathering technologies embedded in PHP by Zend.

    Several GNAA members who were also part of the PHP development team have also resigned in solidarity with Jani Taskinen.

    timecop, the glorious president of the GNAA has reacted in the wake of these events by extending an invitation of honorary lifetime GNAA membership to _sniper_, for having courage in his convictions.

    GNAA official website, located at http://www.gnaa.us/ is powered by Microsoft Internet Information Services and ASP.NET, running on INTEL hardware.

    About Zend

    Zend is an Israeli funded body that is controlled by MOSSAD.

    About PHP

    Crap.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

  11. GNAA DENYING fault??? on Freenode Network Hijacked, Passwords Compromised? · · Score: -1, Troll
    Looks like GNAA is claiming fault for this one.

    From http://www.gnaa.us/pr.phtml?troll=gnaa-freenet:

    Ten-thousand Freenet User Identities Compromised

    Rucas - Dongs-Hojrup, Denmark

    Early this Afternoon the Gay Nigger Association of America claimed responsibility for the compromising of over 10,000 Freenet user identities. Norwegian correspondant DiKKy explained, "LOL by using a huge Turkish botnet LOL HY HY we were able to create drones on the Freenet network LOL. Using these drones HY HY HY we were able to triangulate, by IP LOL, who was responsible for the introduction of any file on the Freenet network LOL GLUG GLUG GLUG HY."

    After DiKKy collapsed in a pool of his own filth, GNAA Security officer supers made the following statement, "Once we were able to trace which IPs had been uploading child pornography to the network (which in the end turned out to be every host that had ever connected to the network,) we were able to remove every IP controlled by our leader, timecop, from our compiled database and submit the remaining information to the Department of Justice. Fags."

    Arrests are expected to begin within the week.

    About Freenet:

    Freenet is a secure and anonymous content distribution system designed by a team of expert child pornographers attempting to create a more secure network for the acquisition and distribution of child pornography.

    About Turkey:

    Turkey is a country in the near east named after a sandwich meat. The name capital city had been a raging debate until recently, when the GNAA stepped in between proponents of "Istanbul" and "Constantinople" and simply renamed it to Sandniggerville.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

    If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
    Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

    Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

    Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

    If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official ser

  12. This week's news around the NHL on Microsoft Trumps Google, Yahoo! R&D Budgets · · Score: -1

    Flames fail it, losing game 7 to the Mighty Ducks @ Brokeback Saddledome

  13. nintendo = small wii wii on Nintendo's 'Wii' Just A Marketing Gimmick? · · Score: -1

    this means if you play nintendo you have a small wii wii

  14. HAPPY 4/20 MAH NIGGAZ on Bush Admin. Appoints Civil-Liberties Officer · · Score: -1

    yo mah niggaz fire up a bowl for da homiez in da hood its da 420 man know what im sayin? get some good kindbud not that cheap mexican shit i no u got da bling

  15. Re:Sick of schools brainwashing lil kids with theo on Warmer Oceans linked to Stronger Hurricanes · · Score: -1

    Apparently your school was so busy brainwashing you they never got around to teaching what a run on sentence is.

  16. Killed by his lust for gold on King Tut Killed by a Knee Infection? · · Score: -1, Troll

    So he was into gold jewelry and it ended up killing him? I guess this makes King Tut the world's first nigger.

  17. Re:Military applications? on Open Design for ~$800 Swarm Robots · · Score: -1, Troll

    Oh hell. The "freedom fighters" (read: terrorists) are like GNAA members and the USA (read: God's Country) is like Slashdot. We fucking own Iraq. We should just ban the terrorists and show no mercy, and if a few innocents get caught up in it all oh well.

    This robot swarm shit sounds to me a lot like the GNAA's armies of open proxy bots that post crapflood comments to slashdot. The US should be banning this type of research. Not that it would do any good. Taco has spent the last 2 1/2 years of his pathetic excuse for a life trying to keep the gayniggers of his preciousssssssss Slashdot, and utterly failed it. We need anti-usa.org like we have anti-slash.org. If you're still reading this you should sign up for the GNAA right now.

  18. Re:Fucking DUH on EQ Emulator Winter's Roar Shut Down · · Score: -1

    Funny how Sony shut this harmless thing down so quickly, but Nintendo doesn't seem to give a fuck about SUPER KKK BROTHERS being distributed all over the internet!!! Sony fucking sucks, Nintendo understands the phrase "don't feed the troll."

    Never heard of super kkk bros? My point exactly.

  19. ITER is a fiasco! on France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion · · Score: -1

    I post this as a former fusion researcher and a former project manager for the Office of Fusion Energy (OFE) of the Department of Energy (DOE)

    Many decades ago the international fusion community put all of its chips on the Tokamak. It has been a disaster.

    Even if a Tokamak could produce break-even fusion ( getting more energy out than you put in) the engineering obstacles to creating an economically successful reactor are daunting.

    Many years ago, the OFE sponsored a study, Project Aries, of the costs of a Tokamak reactor. Even using the usual optimistic assumptions, the cost came in way above solar and wind power, let alone fossil fuels.

    Another symptom of the problem is that three times in a row, projects to build larger Tokamak have collapsed in the design stage. That is, even before anything was build, none could come up with a working design. The International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor (ITER), the latest attempt, collapsed as the price tag spiraled above $20 billion, but now is resurrected. I assume that they found some technical advances, or just "cooked the books" space-station style to justify it.

    The whole OFE degenerated into a "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours" process where the lab directories divvied up the pie. All non-Tokamak ideas were cut off, including the one I worked on.( more below).Congress cut the OFE budget almost in half a 10 years ago in response to this.

    Now for a blatant plug. In the 70s I worked on a small project at the University of Miami, the Trisops project, which was defunded. The amount of money was not an issues ( our request was quite small), but the non-Tokamak nature, and the nerve of the principal investigator, Dan Wells, to point out that the Tokamac was unworkable.

    Last decade the Trisops machine was moved from the University of Miami, to Lanham Md, with a small NASA grant, but there is not money to run it. You can see a report on it.

    Another interesting project, the Plasmak(TM) project that is being run by Paul Koloc ( out of his garage!!).

    The holy grail on fusion research is a stable plasma structure. The Trisops project achieved it one way. Paul has noted that ball lightning, which has been known for millennia, is a stable plasma structure. He has machine that produces ball lightning, and is measuring it. He gets no DOE funding of course.

  20. Re:Bye Eugenia on Looking at FreeBSD 6 and Beyond · · Score: -1

    Why do people always shout "PMS" whenever they don't like how a woman is acting? That's sexist. It's as if any bad mood can be explained by the magical letters P M and S. You'd never say that about a man.

  21. Christmas island could be 1st but they h8 Internet on Mauritius Aims To Be First Wireless Nation · · Score: -1
    GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
    by GNAA Staff

    Due to recent AUP policy changes at .cx NIC, one of the key GNAA sponsored websites, http://goatse.cx has been found "in violation of .cx AUP policies". This announcement delivered a huge blow to the GNAA organization.

    Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA. "We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."

    GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the .cx TLD, http://goat.cx. Users are welcome to use this website while we try to persuade .cx NIC to reinstate goatse.cx domain.

    "In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.

    If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:

    Thank you!

    excerpt from an irc log
    @b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of .cx AUP policies, http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.AUP.pdf #5, page 7, and is therefore suspended. @r- shit, that sucks *** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin @s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though @s- nothing about content @b- ya @b- im confused too @s- i dunno what the #5 means @s- oh i see @s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content @s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to @s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs, @s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on @s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content. @b- hah @b- he'll have to make a splash page @s- i already put the lawyer warning on there @p- hah @b- that amendment to thier AUP @b- is like 100% goatse @s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's @s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the @s- - domain. Recently the .cx board met and revised all .cx policies (December @s- - 2003). One of the .cx policies that has not changed is that each domain @s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure @s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of @s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf). @s- - @s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in @s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to @s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain. @s- - @s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be @s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry @s- - to info@nic.cx. @s- - @s- - Best Wishes, @s- - @s- - Elaine Pruis

    This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.

    About GNAA:
    GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

    Are you GAY ?
    Are you a NIGGER ?
    Are you a

  22. FORGET WORKING, GET INTO THE REAL ESTATE MARKET on After College, What Type of Jobs Should One Seek? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ever since the NASDAQ crash the housing market has been ON FIRE. It has been going up 20% -- OR MORE -- every year.

    Better yet, you don't even need an income to get a mortgage loan!

    What you do is buy into new development, and before the house is even built (and before you even have to make one mortgage payment) the house or condo will often have gone up OVER $100,000 DOLLARS! This is a can't lose proposition. Everybody who is anybody is in real estate these days. Every day you wait is a day you're missing the boat on a once in a lifetime opportunity.

    Have you seen the story of a TWENTY TWO YEAR OLD who owns over 10 houses! He's rich, and you can be too! Don't be another sucker wasting his time for $5.15 an hour asking if people would like fries with that. Get into real estate, the wealth building technique of the twenty-first century!

    P.S. the best places to do this right now are Florida (especially near the coast), Phoenix, Vegas, the D.C. area, San Diego, and Boston.

  23. TROLLS MAKING FRONT PAGE SLASHDOT NEWS!!!! on All Your Base Are Turned Five · · Score: -1

    First the GNAA releases a (hoaxed) leak of Apple OSx, and a story about it gets posted to /. front page and gets nearly a 1000 comments.

    Now, we've got a story about the fifth anniversary of a slashdot trolling meme.

    What's pathetic is that the same damn meme is still around after FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!

    What's next, articles about old people in Korea, ???/profit, soviet russia, and all the others? Save your time and look up "slashdot trolling phenomena" on wikipedia.

    I can't wait until January 2008, when Slashdot will post "GNAA turns five" to the Front Page!!!

    P.S. hey editors if you post anything from http://www.gnaa.us/press.phtml on the front page I will buy a slashdot subscription.

  24. Racist? on U.S. Offers Glimpse at Manhattan Project Facility · · Score: -1

    Isn't it kind of racist to be honoring a facility that produced a bomb that killed tens of thousands of Japanese? Imagine how we would feel if Al Qaeda went around showing off the apartment buildings where they planned out the 9/11 attacks, or started giving talks at the Walmart where they bought the box cutters.

    Or imagine Germany showing off the factories where all the U boats were built. We would flip out, and for good reason. There's nothing celebratory about something that killed 60,000 people, even if it happened 60 years ago.

  25. Re:xpdf on Adobe Reader 7.0 Coming to Linux · · Score: -1

    As if anyone around here ever let some stupid DRM get in their way. Information wants to be free.