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  1. No joke... on Toshiba to Demo New Fuel Cell MP3 Players · · Score: 1
    Infact I do indeed yearn for the day when I finally listen to, 'Dead Cat Powered Music on the Go!'(c).

    Imagine the possibilities, you're walking down the street listening to your iPod, when alas, the low battery warning indicator flashes menacingly at you! Is this the end of your mobile musical enjoyment!?!? Fear not because after a quick momentary glance around you spy that most commonly found and abundant source of energy, a dead cat! Simply deposit said energy source into the easily carried 'Kitty Incineratorizor Backpack'(c) and enjoy whole minutes of continued playback!

    Now in the immortal words of Homer Simpson...

    OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!

    Oh by the way, I was being sarcastic

    [slams door]

  2. Re:What's there to fight? on Mothers Taking the Fight to the RIAA · · Score: 1

    I'd just like to point out that stealing music at the store and copyright infringment is not the same thing.

  3. Re:Great but... on Toshiba to Demo New Fuel Cell MP3 Players · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meh, either will suffice. :P

  4. Great but... on Toshiba to Demo New Fuel Cell MP3 Players · · Score: 5, Funny

    when will I be able to buy a cat powered mp3 player?

  5. stop the presses! on IE Flaw Puts Windows XP SP2 At Risk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: OK, Start the presses.
    Editor: That takes four hours...
    Homer: Whatever, I'll be at Moe's.

  6. Satoru Iwata... on Nintendo Revolution Controller Revealed · · Score: 1

    *gasp* "He's a mad man... A maaaad maaaan!"

  7. Re:A long time ago in a galaxy light years away... on Furthest Gamma-Ray Burst Ever Observed · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be modded informative. Jees, millions of voices probably were suddenly silenced!

  8. Re:In other news... on Creative Has MP3 Player Interface Patent · · Score: 1
    1. Patent virii implimentation in mp3 player code
    2. ????
    3. Profit!

  9. Re:Global Warming on Ice-Free Summers Coming To Arctic · · Score: 1

    Homer: Oh Lisa! There's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
    Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the Hall of Records was mysteriously blown away!

  10. No thanks... on Scientists Discover Possible Anti-Aging Gene · · Score: 1
    It seems that this story has been misinterpreted. This therapy would not prevent aging (anti-aging) rather just prolong life.

    130 year old porn... no thanks!

  11. Re:Some are said to be? on Chinese Websites Used As Launchpads For Cracking · · Score: 1
    Sounds like weak speculation to me.

    "This is an ongoing, organized attempt to siphon off information from our unclassified systems."

    Great propaganda though.

  12. Oh, the hilarity! on Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You · · Score: 1
    Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You
    Did anyone else read that as, 'Laser Cannons Coming to a Shark Near You' ?

    Oh wait this is slashdot...

  13. Re:Anti-satellite? on Laser Cannons Coming to an F-16 Near You · · Score: 1
    I doubt it due to atmospheric diffusion. Now if you put a few variants of these up in a geostationary orbit they could 'pick off' LEO sattelites as the pass underneath. However the solar panels needed to power them would also make a fairly large target...

    Probably more usefull than laser mounted sharks though.

  14. Re:What if there had been no foam loss? on Panel Challenges NASA Over Shuttle Safety · · Score: 1
    What if that one chunk hadn't fallen off right in view of the camera?
    The return-to-flight mission would have been declared an outstanding success. Regular launches would have resumed. We would be back on track again.

    Until the next Shuttle vapourised...

    If I can't see it , it can't hurt me!

  15. very interesting on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: 1
    test subjects couldn't identify images shown immediately after very erotic or gory images.

    Great work guys. However, I propose a new test, in the interest of science of course, with erotic images!

  16. Middle ground on Recordable Media a Bigger Threat Than Filesharing? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So where's the middle ground? One side wants too much money, and the other side doesn't want to pay anything.

    Lower prices?

  17. Re:On Papers, not on people on RFID Tags in Law Enforcement · · Score: 1

    I also can't see a problem RFID'ing papers. The only problem is, were screwed when the gov makes it a requirement to carry papers at all times...

  18. Re:Negative connotations on Carmack's Throatless Rocket Engine · · Score: 1
    Sorry I probably should have expanded on that statement. I think I was trying to make a point of how using the word disruptive infers that this could be some kind of threat or challenge to the established space agencys, and that is a worrying thing. Personally I don't think innovation and experimentation should ever be considered a threat. It may well be disruptive to some government agencys (who currently enjoy a monopoly on space exploration), but to the human race developments in space technology may well prove essential.

    Having said that, I must've been sleeping in business studies when they covered the real term 'distruptive technology'. I read it as disruptive; characterized by unrest or disorder or insubordination. So ignore this and mod ^that^ guy up!

  19. Re:There's a lot more to a rocket engine... on Carmack's Throatless Rocket Engine · · Score: 2, Informative

    A concise explanation of shock diamonds(mach diamonds) here.

  20. Negative connotations on Carmack's Throatless Rocket Engine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its strange how positive experimentation such as this is dubbed distruptive.

  21. Re:Armadillo seems stalled, engine-wise... on Carmack's Throatless Rocket Engine · · Score: 1

    Dissagree, you've got to know when to cut your losses (Nasa, ahem). If the design is flawed why stick with it trying to iron out the kinks of a flawed design. Better to admit you got that one wrong and have a bash at something else.

  22. Re:These questions must be asked: on Discovery Heading Home · · Score: 1

    Russia scrapped the Buran due to increasing cost. They departed from the use of a heat shield in the shuttle sense. They now use an ablative heat shield which has never failed.

  23. Re:Isn't that an oxymoron? on Wikipedia Announces Tighter Editorial Control · · Score: 1
    Couldn't help notice the parallel this story draws in comparison to the new terror laws the British government is proposing post the terror attack's. Do you relinquish editorial/civil liberties to combat terrorism? I don't think so, the fact that anyone can edit the wiki and the fact that we live in a free country where everyone is equal is what makes these things great.

    You've got to look at the perpetrator and his/her motivation. In the case of terrorism you have frustrated individuals who want to bring about change. Do you frustrate these individuals further by driving them further underground and punish the rest of society by eroding human rights and civil liberties? I wouldn't of thought so, but the Governments of the world are surely much wiser than I.
    In the case of the Wiki you have individuals who abuse the nature of the system because they're idiots and because they can. If you lock pages they will most likely vandalise unlocked pages or find other ways to cause trouble and so forth. The revolutionary thing about the Wiki is it's constant evolution anything else and it becomes a regular encyclopedia.

    Personally I'm willing to put up with seeing a picture of the emperor in place of the pope for a few minutes.

  24. Re:Not special on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    Yes, However those suits were only required to protect for a duration of hours. Im not even sure there was any extensive shielding other than the material the suits were made from? Anyway the problem arise's from the fact a Mars mission would likely invole months if not years. That's a lot of accumulative radiation.

  25. Re:Secure on Hackers Forced Announcement of 10th Planet Find · · Score: 1

    BTW, what the heck is snuff?