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  1. In my experience on Intel Calls $100 Laptops Undesired Gadgets · · Score: 1
    It turns out what people are looking for is something is something that has the full functionality of a PC

    Whenever I've put a PC together for a family member or freind (usually at a fraction of the highstreet cost) when asked how much they want to spend and what they expect they will use it for the answer is almost invariably, "I just need to get on the net and write letters". Of course Intel is going to oppose the idea that you don't need an Intel® Pentium® Extreme® 955X Express® Edition processor to compose an email.

    [Craig Barrett] Do you need a Gadget? 'Cause if you buy that machine, that's all you're going to have, an expensive Gadget.
    [Homer] Well, a gadget would be nice, but what I really need is a laptop. How about that one? [points to a second machine]
    [Craig Barrett] That technology is three months old. Only suckers buy out-of-date machines. You're not a sucker, are you sir?
    [Homer]: Heavens no!
    [Craig Barrett] Oh good, because if you were, I'd have to ask you to leave the store.
    [Homer]: I just need something to receive email.
    [Craig Barrett] [whistles] You'll need a top-of-the-line machine for that. [shows Homer a top-of-the-budget machine] That's the same computer astronauts use to do their taxes.
    [Homer] I was an astronaut.
    [Craig Barrett] Of course you were.

  2. Re:Profits on Song Sites Face Legal Crackdown · · Score: 1

    No they want to eliminate the providers of these 'services' and prevent anyone other than themselves from offering them. That way they can then set up their own lyrics web sites and charge for subscription.

  3. Re:In other news... on Security Flaws Allow Wiretaps to be Evaded · · Score: 1
    there is nothing stopping them from parking a truck across the street and harvesting your info using TEMPEST.

    Or just breaking into your house and copying the contents of your hard drive. MI5 used to do it in the 60's and 70's all the time to keep upto date with communist party goings on. Highly illegal of course and it wouldn't be admissable in court but once they know what (and when) your doing it would be easy to catch you in the act, so to speak. If 'they' want to know what your doing chances are they'll find out one way or another.

  4. Re:Careful there... on Failing Ocean Current Raises Fears of Mini Ice Age · · Score: 1
    Who knows what will happen but if current predictions are correct the impact on the EU countries economies would be devastating. The UK currently produces 60% of the food it needs itself. IANAF (I Am Not a Farmer) but if the temperature drops significantly it would surely screw up food production. Anyone care to comment on how siberian temperatures would affect other industries?

    An extremely simplified possible outcome but it would be great news for US business if the european economy is crippled. Despite how stupid the US administration appears this has probably been considered.

  5. Re:Not worth the hype on Nokia Declares N-Gage A Failure · · Score: 1
    Haven't RTFA but I doubt they made a huge loss on it. As far as Im aware it used the existing symbian s60(70?) operating system and had nothing of note 'under the hood'. I could play most of the games on my 6600. It was basically a nokia smart phone in a 'portable game' case.

    Hardly any games, pretty much just a half assed effort by nokia to grab money off kids and the type of people who have to have the latest gadjet.

  6. Re:Rat Mountain on Austrian Town Sees the Light · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the mod didn't see the Simpsons episode where light is made of Australian slang.

  7. Re:Way to go on Texas Sues Sony BMG over Rootkit · · Score: 1
    Texas is seeking civil penalties of $100,000 per violation

    Wiki cites approx 568,000 networks contain at least one instance of XCP. Dunno how many in the US but im guess a 'few'. Even to Sony that wouldn't be peanuts.

  8. Rat Mountain on Austrian Town Sees the Light · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What? That's an ord name. oi'd ov called it Chuzzwazzer Mountain.

  9. Re:The issue isn't.. on Cell Phones to Monitor Traffic Flow · · Score: 1
    So in conclusion this may provide a useful service for the first year or so, then once the government realizes they need to find a specific person, or the cell phone companies need to find out how many of their subscribers travel which roadways

    What makes you think this doesnt happen already?

  10. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nast on New Lemur Species Named After John Cleese · · Score: 1
    We apologise again for the fault in this post and the previous. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked

    have been sacked.

  11. A Møøse once bit my sister... on New Lemur Species Named After John Cleese · · Score: 1

    We apologise for the fault in this post. Those responsible have been sacked.

  12. Re:Getting tough doesn't work on Stiffer Penalties for Copyright Violations · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see here, the bureaucracy is just expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

  13. Marketing gone crazy on Flurry of Hard Drive Reviews · · Score: 1
    Why would anyone want a fluffy hard drive??

    ...........What, why are you looking at me like that

    Ooooooh, flurry

  14. Re:China is NOT party to that treaty... on China to Land on Moon Around 2017 · · Score: 1
    I, have signed neither the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 nor the Moon Treaty of 1979 and as such claim ownership of the moon!

    Further more, you can purchase an acre of land on the moon from me for the super special/one-time-only(!) price of
    $19.99
    +$1.51 (Lunar Tax)
    +Shipping and handling of $10.00.

  15. DATA: TO PROTECT FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE on Defend Yourself in the Imminent Robot Rebellion · · Score: 1
    PAK CHOOIE UNF

    Do not believe Daniel H. Wilson

    I am a pusher robot.

    I am here to help you and humans.

    DATA: Shove Push Shove
    ITEMS PUSHED: Grandmother
    DATA: Lies

    QUESTION: Do you have stairs in your house?

    PAK CHOOIE UNF
    PAK CHOOIE UNF

  16. Re:Short skirts you say? on UK Female Sci-Fi Viewers Now Outnumber Males · · Score: 2, Informative
    Also, don't forget 'unnamed male crewmember'.

    *shudder*

  17. Respect is everything on Grand Theft Auto Retrospective · · Score: 4, Informative
    If I remember correctly in GTA2 the Hari Krishnas were replaced with Elvis impersonators. But I also remember hearing it in the first one?

    Incidently for those that may have missed the 'original' series. Rockstar released updated versions (support for recent hardware) of 1&2 some time ago as free downloads. Enjoy!

  18. huh on iPods Used for Medical Images · · Score: 1

    Whats wrong with USB memory sticks?

  19. correlation != causality on Slacker or Sick · · Score: 1
    Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
    Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky - an eight hour shift of menial RSI inducing tasks!
    Pinky: "Narf!"
    Pinky: "Zort!"
    Pinky: "Poit!"
    [curls up in a ball and falls asleep]

    Seriously though, hardly rocket~surgery is it;
    injure mouse - mouse doesnt feel like working - mouse rests to recover injury

    Here's a thought, the mice might be sleeping between tasks because they're exhausted/bored out of they're tiny mouse minds??

  20. Re:...so? on Tropical Storm Alpha Sets Naming Record · · Score: 1

    Previous poster didn't say it was confirmed merely well-documented

  21. context on HP Recalls 135,000 Laptop Batteries · · Score: 1
    "From their FAQ: Is it safe to buy HP notebooks? Absolutely. HP fully stands behind the products it makes."

    It seems slightly harsh to quote from an FAQ that was in all likely-hood published before HP realised there was a problem with it's batteries. Unless of course the poster is implying that HP knew there was a problem and they intended to recall them all along...

    I say fair play at least they've 'owned up' so to speak and gone ahead with the recall. I would wager there's a lot of companies that would just wait for the batteries to melt and let the users report the fault directly, and then issue a replacement. Without making a big press release.

    Having said that, I wouldn't buy one :)

  22. Re:A Satellite? on New Tenth Planet Has a Moon · · Score: 1
    "A body that orbits another body is a satellite in all cases. It is a moon if the body it orbits is a planet."

    This statement needs further qualification. As it stand's this would imply anything orbiting a planet is a moon.

    "It is a moon if the body it orbits is a planet", ok then, take the space shuttle. The body it orbits...oh wait.... (ducks).... anyway, you get the idea. The shuttle used to orbit a planet but it wasn't a moon.

    I guess you really need to start talking about the size/compostiion/origin of the object not mearly what it orbits.

  23. Re:NO DADDY NO on ESA Selects Targets for Asteroid Deflection Test · · Score: 1

    If a nuclear bomb explodes in space and nobody is around to hear it explode, does it make a sound?

  24. Re:has to be said. on Korea To Build Front-line Combat Robot · · Score: 1

    and, may I be the first to welcome in 8 leggeded robotic overlords!

  25. Great, but does it run, on Linux-Powered Humanoid Robot on Sale Friday · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh wait...