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  1. Re:The new certificates are double plus super good on Extended Validation SSL, More Secure or Just a Racket? · · Score: 1
    Hey, there's got to be a...
    [n-x]. ????
    ...in there before the...
    [n]. Profit!!!

    The employee just can't be allowed to get away with that sloppy approach!
  2. Re:The Netherlands on If Not America, Then Where? · · Score: 2

    Starbucks to coffee is what McDonalds is to food.

  3. Re:10 reasons why the US is hated all over the wor on US Slips Again In Freedom of the Press Ranking · · Score: 1

    So the US has been rigging such democratic vote since the '50s.

  4. Re:10 reasons why the US is hated all over the wor on US Slips Again In Freedom of the Press Ranking · · Score: 1

    It's not funny, it's democracy. The world has voted, and on balance, US culture loses.

  5. Re:It's all about "a nice cup of tea" on Peter Gabriel Wants You to Re-Shock the Monkey · · Score: 1

    You make tea with a tea-bag? You Phillistine!

  6. Errata on FBI Head Wants Strong Data Retention Rules · · Score: 1

    ..with your [insert legal weapon here] and resolve..

  7. Re:Data Retention... on FBI Head Wants Strong Data Retention Rules · · Score: 1

    Simple solution to lack of police attention: Ring back ten minutes after your first call and "cancel your order". Tell them that you'll just go 'round with your and resolve the problem permanently.

  8. Re:One thing I would like to know... on U.S. Population Hits 300 Million · · Score: 1

    Global oil production/captia apparently peaked in 1979, with an average of 1.2% pa decline since. This means that more and more folk somewhere are using less and less oil.

  9. Donkeys on Vista Licenses Limit OS Transfers, Ban VM Use · · Score: 1

    Is asinine the fucking word of the month or something?

  10. Re:four words: on Do Big Screens Make Employees More Productive? · · Score: 1

    Naming conventions are your friend.

    Oh, that was five, actually.

  11. Re:Even if not guilty on The Future of ReiserFS · · Score: 0, Troll

    Does the open source development model now extend to housework?

  12. Re:Moving files? on Do Big Screens Make Employees More Productive? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but if you can touch type, you can move your files and read s;asjdpt at tje sa,e to,e...

  13. Re:Sounds a bit detectable on Swiss to Use Spyware to Listen to VoIP · · Score: 1

    If you were writing spyware to eavesdrop and call home, don't you think that you'd cache the conversation, monitor the outbound interface and slot your traffic in during times of highish use?

  14. Re:Fart jokes are not funny. on Natural Gas to Offer Breakthrough in Suspended Animation? · · Score: 1

    Farts are only funny in confined spaces.

  15. Re:Nice Misleading Headline on Natural Gas to Offer Breakthrough in Suspended Animation? · · Score: 1

    And much effort is spent removing sulphur from the raw gas...

  16. Re:rocket "belt" on Rocket Men · · Score: 1

    Because these people want to live under the delusion that their technology exhibits the correlation with a helicopter, as a pair of joggers does with a Ford Expedition.

  17. Re:Don't leave things out on Warrantless Surveillance To Continue For Now · · Score: 1

    In a fascist regime, is their any distinction between the seven branches of government?

  18. Re:Gordon Rules on Bloggers or High Schoolers, Where is the Literary Talent? · · Score: 1

    A bit of self-assessment, reading your own work at a later time, works wonders for highlighting the crappy trains of thought and bad sentence structures. Learn from your own mistakes, rather than read copious volumes of high-standard work, hoping to miraculously absorb the authors' skills.

  19. Re:Been there, done that on China Claims Successful Fusion Power Test · · Score: 1

    Was she good looking?

    I suppose it didn't matter after that!

  20. Re:Let's get them all out of the way on Power Suit Promises Super-Human Strength · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, a power suit wears you!

  21. Re:ATI VGA Wonder ISA on Best Gaming Video Cards for the Money · · Score: 1

    I've got an Asus 6800GT 128MB that went bang in fine style (lots of smoke, almost as good as a Dell laptop battery). Does anyone want it for parts?

  22. Re:CBS is using "netcasts" now on Apple Goes After the Term 'Podcast' · · Score: 1

    Exactly. They've been codcasting for generations.

  23. Re:Gas + engine = 15-20% efficiency on 500 Miles on a 5-Minute Recharge? · · Score: 1

    Those efficiencies you quote are peak efficiencies, attained at one particular speed-load point. The real-world averages are much, much lower.

  24. Re:What?!!? on Another ATM Maker Pwned by Googling · · Score: 1
    Isn't that one of the tenets of the free economy?

    Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's
  25. Re:Reverse it on RIAA Wants to Include Song Files it Can't Produce · · Score: 1

    Sure. I agree with what you are saying, but the context of the discussion is prosecuting the RIAA based on false/fabricated evidence. You're welcome to try it, but don't be surprised if it bites you in the bum.