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  1. Re:Indian Copyright Bill on Indian Copyright Bill Declares Private, Personal Copying "Fair Dealing" · · Score: 1

    [...]all that's left of America's economy will be its creative content.

    Ahaha. Hahahahah. Aehehehhothoohohehehehehrhhaaaaaa! whohahahawiahhehehaaa! Too funny. You think America's most valuable treasure (and that too, when comparing to India) is its creative content. Hahahahah. Aehehehhothoohohehehehehrhhaaaaaa! whohahahawiahhehehaaa! Hahahahahhaa!

  2. Re:Wha? on Best Seating Arrangement For a Team of Developers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fuck your bosses.

    Well, that's one way to get ahead....

    Well, that's one way for your boss to get head...

  3. Re:Uhm, bad headline. on Legal Spying Via the Cell Phone System · · Score: 1

    What the fuck are you smoking that makes you think this should be legal?

    Whatever it is, it's not legal.

  4. Re:This will be even more successful... on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 1

    Also known as the "3 strokes law".

  5. Re:Pros... on Indian Census To Collect Fingerprints, Photos · · Score: 2, Informative

    BS. It's not guaranteed by the Constitution. It was a decision made by the Supreme court. HUGE difference.

  6. Re:Oblig on Sex.com is Going Down · · Score: 1

    And we all knew there were going to come down to this...

  7. Re:candy? on USPTO Won't Accept Upside Down Faxes · · Score: 1

    No, silly. Anybody knows they keep the W, E, and the 3s. They only throw away all the M, 3, and the Es.

  8. Re:What happens on "No Scan, No Fly" At Heathrow and Manchester · · Score: 1

    Reality is catching up with your statement faster than you'd hope:
    Derogatory 'Jeopardy' board launches TSA probe:
    http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/01/30/florida.tsa.investigation/index.html

  9. Re:Physics novice, here: on Skydiver To Break Sound Barrier During Free-Fall · · Score: 1
    Terminal velocity is not a fixed value. It is directly propotional to (the square root of):
    • m = mass of the falling object,
    • g = acceleration due to gravity,

    Both these are constants in our case. Terminal velocity is inversely propotional to (the square root of):

    • C = drag coefficient,
    • I = density of the fluid through which the object is falling, and
    • A = projected area of the object.

    These are subject to change. In particular, "I", which is the density of the fluid, means that since air (the fluid here) is gets less dense with increasing altitudes, terminal velocity is higher at these high altitudes.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity

  10. Re:Google doesn't need journaling? on Google Switching To EXT4 Filesystem · · Score: 2, Informative
    They use fast replication techniques to restore disk servers (chunkservers in GFS terminology) when they fail.

    The failure could be because of a component failure, disk corruption, or even a simply killing of the process. The detection is done via checksumming (as opposed to fscking), which also takes care of detecting higher-level issues that fscking might miss.

    Yes, it is much cheaper for them to overwrite data from another replica (3 replicas for all chunkservers is the default) using their fast re-replication techniques rather than trying to fsck.

    Check this paper out (see pdf link at bottom of page) under "Section 5: Fault Tolerance and Diagnosis" for more info:
    http://labs.google.com/papers/gfs.html

  11. Soo..... on Shuttleworth To Step Down As Canonical CEO In 2010 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will this event be labeled a "COO d'état" ?

    Oww, ouch, OWW, stop the beating!

  12. Re:When crossing the road on Geek Travel To London From the US — Tips? · · Score: 1

    I was okay as long as I thought about it every time I crossed the road. It was a mistake to talk on the phone to my wife back home while walking back to the hotel from the pizza shop.

    Don't leave us hanging. What happened? Did you die?

  13. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day on Bing To Use Wolfram Alpha Results · · Score: 1

    Next time, could you watch out for that whoooshing sound above your head before you post?

  14. Re:ZFS on Google Finds DRAM Errors More Common Than Believed · · Score: 1

    Changing your file system can solve a lot of errors and problems. For instance, if you have "Wife is still alive" errors, you can solve it by changing your file system to ReiserFS.

  15. Re:The law is a kind of code, but ... on Legal Code In a Version Control System? · · Score: 1

    1.I even used to think that we could treat legalese as a kind of assembler and develop a higher level language that "compiles down" to it. But it doesn't solve the problem, just moves it around.

    Your idea sounds interesting. Why don't you think it's a useful idea any more? I understand that it might not solve the problem it was intended to.

    But your idea might have other uses: for instance, the original version of the legal document could be written by feeding the intent in the high-level language. The output could then be tweaked by lawyers. This has a few advantages: a) automates a *part* of the legal-writing process, b) you stil have the original text in the high-level language, that people wanting just a reasonable summary of the law could read (with the understanding that it might not be perfect). etc.

  16. Re:He got on the bus on EMC Co-Founder Commits Suicide · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Here lies OrangeTide. He died by getting the crabs after giving head"....

  17. Riddle on Treasured "Moon Rock" Is Petrified Wood · · Score: 1

    Question: what do you get when you get mooned by an old woman?
    Answer: Petrified wood.

  18. It's not petrified any more... on Treasured "Moon Rock" Is Petrified Wood · · Score: 1

    It was always petrified of being exposed for what it really was, but now that that's happened, it's all cool.

  19. Re:That's it? A measley 1.5 M? on NASA Offers $1.5 Million For 200MPG Aircraft · · Score: 1

    True. But typically, these prizes don't preclude somebody from keeping 100% of the money they might get from later producing it, in addition to the prize money. Think SpaceShipOne and the X prize.
    In other words, if you win, at the very least, you're guaranteed to get $1.5 million, without worrying about whether or not you're able to get your production business of the ground, selling a patent, how good the economy is, etc.
    This is especially good for inventors who think that a business risk is too much, but feel confident enough to build the product (to win the prize).

  20. Re:Insert Your Morbid Tag Line Here on Chinese Employee Loses iPhone Prototype, Kills Self · · Score: 1

    "The iPhone 4 - it comes with killer apps!"

  21. Re:Suicide? on Chinese Employee Loses iPhone Prototype, Kills Self · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called iDie.
    I hear that it's the next big killer app.

    Okay, okay. iUnderstand iStopNow else iDie.

  22. Re:Whole Disk Encryption on Delete Data On Netbook If Stolen? · · Score: 1

    It's like "My lawnmower won't start" and "Well, if you had goats, then you could feed them a different feed to make them more motivated."

    For a second there, I thought this was an off-topic post talking about Ubuntu forums.

  23. Re:Put a computer where the intercom is! on Searching Google, Where Internet Access is Scarce · · Score: 1

    Tried to mod parent funny, mis-clicked on "overrated." Replying to undo my modding.

  24. Re:Just What Slashdotters Needed on Cell Phones That Learn the Sounds of Your Life · · Score: 1

    Most of us don't encounter women at a range close enough to get rejected, you insensitive clod!

  25. Re:NOT totally in the s--- on Oracle Kills Virtual Iron · · Score: 1

    You just don't get it, do you? There aren't that many virtual machines like VI out there that can work with everything that a demanding OS like emacs throws at it.