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Bing To Use Wolfram Alpha Results

angry tapir writes "Microsoft is rolling out some enhancements to its Bing search engine, including some that rely on computational information delivered by Wolfram Alpha. That means that people will be able to search for some complicated information, and the search engine will be able to compute the answers. In a blog post, Tracey Yao, program manager, and Pedro Silva, product manager at Microsoft, give some examples."

179 comments

  1. brb by russlar · · Score: 5, Funny

    brb, dividing by zero on bing

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    1. Re:brb by rliden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wanna know what sound that answer makes.

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    2. Re:brb by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Funny

      brb, dividing by zero on bing

      Found 1 result:

      LHC_Homepage
      LHC - THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER ... LHC Safety. LHC Cooldown Status. LHC@ interactions.org ... Revised: 2009-09-30 LHC Webmaster.
      LHC NEWS - Cooldown_status - CERN Document Server
      www.cern.ch/lhc

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    3. Re:brb by sopssa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, out of interest I went out and tried it. While remembering Bing is located at www.bing.com, I google'd it because thats faster. Now I'm at the Bing homepage, taking a sip of my morning coffee. I write the query to the search box and

    4. Re:brb by black3d · · Score: 1

      I hit up Wolfram a few minutes ago to test out the search with such queries as "what is the temperature in beijing?" and "how far is it between earth and mars?" which it handled nicely with lots of relative graphs and links.

      However, I was very pleased to see this search turn up a result:

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=is+there+an+easter+egg%3F

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    5. Re:brb by pHus10n · · Score: 1

      Did someone say Candleja

    6. Re:brb by MoeDumb · · Score: 1

      and??. . . and??. . .

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    7. Re:brb by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative


      Actually, if you ask it to divide a number by 0, it gives you the symbol for (and description of) complex infinity.

      (And yes, it does give you a recent temperature for Beijing if you ask it as well).

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    8. Re:brb by Miseph · · Score: 1

      That's great and all, but I was very disappointed with the result I got:

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=is+bing+worth+using%3F

      That's a question I really want an answer for.

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    9. Re:brb by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1
      "Price of tea in China" returns:

      Your question is unrelated to the current topic of discussion.

    10. Re:brb by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That's great and all, but I was very disappointed with the result I got:

      No reason to be. It just means that WA is truly intelligent, for it has learned the fine art of not technically lying while not giving an answer contrary to its business interests either. Truly a great leap in AI.

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    11. Re:brb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impossible, the Higgs boson will not allow you to find it.

  2. Hellllooo by djupedal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Been using Wolfram-enhanced search already - and without the b*** crap.

    What else ya got...

    1. Re:Hellllooo by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Funny
      What else ya got...

      An opportunity to flood tech sites with more Bingspam, what else do you want?

      Microsoft is so desperate for page hits on Bo^Hing, I'm surprised they're not bribing schoolkids with boiled sweets already.

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    2. Re:Hellllooo by pHus10n · · Score: 1

      Here on Slashdot, anything Microsoft is now filtered with asterisks. Much like curse words.

    3. Re:Hellllooo by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is so desperate for page hits on Bo^Hing, I'm surprised they're not bribing schoolkids with boiled sweets already.

      I dunno the computer labs at my sisters school switched to Bing homepages and gave out candy on the same day. Coincidence? Maybe, but I wouldn't put it past them.

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    4. Re:Hellllooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is so desperate for page hits on Bo^Hing, I'm surprised they're not bribing schoolkids with boiled sweets already.

      What kid wants boiled sweets?

    5. Re:Hellllooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They beat you to it:

      Bing goes the internet

      Watching this video is like having your intestinal tract ripped out.

    6. Re:Hellllooo by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      Been using Wolfram-enhanced search already - and without the b*** crap.

      Dude, you can say 'bull', we won't be offended. Honest! :-D

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    7. Re:Hellllooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late, not sure if candy was involved though.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaFY7hVxjek

  3. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    A clock has at least two hands depicting the hour and minute of the day. If stopped, it would appear that the clock is useless, but twice a day the clock tells the current time perfectly. What matters most is that you look at the clock at precisely those two moments to tell the time. Otherwise the tool just doesn't work as you'd expect it.

    So when you take two tools that aren't very good, sometimes you end up with something that might be useful. But then again, just because you have two hands doesn't mean you're going to end up doing something useful. One hand could be occupied or paralyzed or otherwise out of commission. The other hand could be gimpy or not your favored hand or even cut off entirely if you lived in Saudi Arabia.

    What I'm trying to say here is simply what you all are already thinking. Who is actually using Bing? Furthermore, who is actually using Alpha? These two useless hands working together just makes it easier to forget them both altogether.

    1. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by sys.stdout.write · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I'm trying to say here is simply what you all are already thinking

      Next time, could you put that at the top of your post so I can skip it without having to first read a bad analogy?

    2. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by timmarhy · · Score: 3, Funny

      erm, the term is "even a broken clock is right twice a day"

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    3. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Barryke · · Score: 1

      Unless you preffer digital clocks, 24h notation like me. There is only one void in time, and i'd like to never meet it.

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    4. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by EvanED · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait, I don't understand. Why would you come to /. if you don't want to read a bad analogy?

    5. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      I think there's some variation; I've always preferred "stopped watch" myself.

    6. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Next time, could you read the user name of the poster, so you know that he's BadAnalogyGuy?

    7. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I use Wolfram Alpha to help with homework (it doesn't just calculate things, it will walk you through how it did it), but I can't think of any reason I'd want Wolfram Alpha results to show up during a web search. When I have Wolfram Alpha open, I usually have it open for hours, so it's not like mixing this in with other search engine results is helpful.

    8. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's that like. Like a dolphin without a fin?

    9. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woosh?

    10. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by sopssa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Google (and Bing I think) are displaying quick info on calculations, currency conversations and such too. This is just taking a step further in that, and I gotta admit it's handy. This again actually makes me want to move to Bing again, considering quality of search results are quite equivalent with Google.

    11. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lets try what is the temperature in melbourne

      Wolfram gives me the best result IMHO, and google the worst. Bing is close to wolfram but using a different source of data. For the average luser out there a nice chart or graphic is better than a link which you have to follow.

    12. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe you should try your search as "Melbourne weather" instead. The results differ.

      In addition, I used " weather" on all three, and found that Google displayed a pretty picture, whilst Bing didn't know about it.

      Wolfram is of course more useful, with the graphing and whatnot.

    13. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Korin43 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      temperature in melbourne works just fine. I guess I just never phrase search queries as complete sentences. You'd think Google would be smart enough to try the query without the "what is" though.

    14. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by the_womble · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Try a few more searches. WA was the best for "uk time" and Bing the worst. Google UK was the best for "glaxo share price" (and the only one that gave me what I wanted), and again Bing was the worst. Wolfram gave the right answer in the wrong currency (the primary listing in London, so the price should be in GBP pence.

    15. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      Wolfram is a U.S. site, so it makes sense that they'd use dollars. I find it's most useful because you can specify how you want the answer (in this case glaxo share price in british pounds). I do find it strange that they don't detect where you live and base it on that.

    16. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think his complaint was that it wasn't a CAR analogy...bad analogies are just fine as long as they involve carburettors and the ability to bash on those damn hot girls that always ignore us for chatting on their cell phones while driving...

    17. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by crazyvas · · Score: 1

      Next time, could you watch out for that whoooshing sound above your head before you post?

    18. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by tibman · · Score: 4, Informative

      For kicks i checked out bing. It looks nearly identical to google : / The news page does, for sure. I don't have JS enabled for either site, so that might be why. The top nav bars are identical too. The shopping pages look different! Ok, searched for "arduino" on both. Google wins that one. Bing only showed one arduino item (a book, not even the device) and google had all correct results minus one. Ohh, bing images looks good.. correctly showing all arduino pictures too. Ah, but i can't click on anything.. must need javascript enabled. Google is showing similar pictures.. and works without javascript.

      I'm still sold on google. Bing looks much cleaner than google though. Google still looks geeky with it's "I did your search in (0.04 seconds)" thing.. can't see that as being very useful. Bing looks more polished but Google is more functional.

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    19. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, I don't understand. Why would you come to /. if you don't want to read a bad analogy?

      Why that's like going to Vegas, and... something bad happens.

    20. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Alpha's concept is good. It just needs more data and computing capacity.
      I'm surprised Google didn't find it before M$.

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    21. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who is actually using Bing?

      Well unfortunately here in Canada the Multiple Listing Service, which almost all Realtors use to advertise real estate for sale, has switched over to Bing from Google and Google maps. It is a large decrease in usability and functionality. But then MLS seems to feel a need to completely change it's public interface for the worse every year or two - I guess they have to or nobody would bother hiring a Realtor.

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    22. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by 2Bits · · Score: 1

      He already said that he is a bad analogy guy, so why did you keep reading his analogy?

    23. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by pHus10n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why do I come here? Let me relate it to a car scenario... Say for example you drive to a McDonalds, you ask for a Big Mac and receive a Stanley Cup. That's why I come to Slashdot.

    24. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, thanks; you've given me a great idea for a new variation:

      A broken stopwatch always tells the correct time; if you're not using it. :-)

    25. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by jellyfrog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know exactly what you m- wait, what?

    26. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I want to know which search engine is the least threat to my privacy. I'll use that one, thanks.

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    27. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 1

      You could have just read his name.

    28. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      yeah but it's not a term, it's an expression. You're welcome

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    29. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by digitig · · Score: 1

      That will be the public library, then (as long as you're not in the USA).

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    30. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Digital clocks don't have hands. Well, yours don't.

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    31. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless it's a 24 hour clock.

    32. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Digital clocks don't have hands

      Obviously. They have fingers.

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    33. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      erm, the term is "even a broken clock is right twice a day

      But "stopped" makes more sense, at least for an analog clock.

      "Broken" could simply means that it loses a minute per day, in which case it's going to be right much less often.

    34. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by ais523 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Probably Cuil, actually (which still exists and which has been giving decent results recently). I would have considered Wikia Search too, but it's apparently shut down.

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    35. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by weeb0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who is actually using Bing?

      simple, everybody that don't understand the difference between the address edit zone and the search edit zone. The one that don't understand what is internet and using IE and like it! ( because it is an habit and never tried anything else ).

    36. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Wow! I'd never heard of Cuil (linked for the lazy) and it's actually quite nice. I like the summary accompanying each result and the option to search by category. I'll put that into my browser for a few days and see how it goes. Cheers!

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    37. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Has anyone actually tried out Bing to get Wolfram Alpha results? They don't work for me. Is this only for within the US?

      http://www.bing.com/search?q=plot%20x^2&form=QBLH
      http://www.bing.com/search?q=BMI+Calculator&FORM=R5FD

      These just show the web results for me, no WA. I even enabled JS and there is nothing in the preferences. :-/

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    38. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A clock has at least two hands depicting the hour and minute of the day. If stopped, it would appear that the clock is useless, but twice a day the clock tells the current time perfectly.

        I use a twenty-four hour watch, you insensitive clod!

    39. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Inda · · Score: 1

      I thought we all came here for the women? That's what I was told anyway. It must be my turn soon.

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    40. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a bizarre way of querying a search engine. It's not a human, so you don't communicate with it like you would a human. "current temperature" melbourne would have been much better (1st result gives you the answer). The other words don't add anything to your query and just get in the way. Once you learn how to use the tools properly, the results you get will be much better.

      We're dumbing down too much as it is, people don't care to get educated which eventually interferes with "experts" using the systems.

    41. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by fermion · · Score: 1
      I would say that bing gave the best results to the question, in terms of presentation. I would say that google answered the question exactly, and Wolfram gave TMI.

      Bing is clearly trying to be the search engine for the masses, a one stop shop for anything. In this it is being successful, and may be the future. I don't currently see the value in a one stop shop as I know where to go if I want a different information. For weather, I go to the NOAA or the weather channel. For math inform I go to mathworld. The list goes on.

      I think this wolfram deal may be about getting some of the functionality google already has onto Bing. It is going to be good for Wolfram and for MS, neither of which could compete alone. In terms of unit converstion and simple maths I still prefer google. Wolfram, does, however do calculus.

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    42. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by daybot · · Score: 1

      You beat me to it. Just like when I tried to nab the last space in the car park, but someone else took it first.

    43. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by cichlid · · Score: 1

      erm, the term is "even a broken clock is right twice a day

      But "stopped" makes more sense, at least for an analog clock.

      "Broken" could simply means that it loses a minute per day, in which case it's going to be right much less often.

      It'll be right twice every 24 hours and one minute

    44. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by lahvak · · Score: 1

      sudo mod me up

      I would, if I had some. ROTFL!

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    45. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad analogies are like a poodle covered in butter.

    46. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Based upon this I'm going to have to say Cuil is the worst search engine ever.

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    47. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha! I don't know if that deserves +5 Funny or +5 Insightful, but made my afternoon! :D

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    48. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      You want a laugh? Ask for the IBM share price in zimbabwean dollars -- apparently the low price was -Z$47.51, about four months ago.

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    49. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Alpha quite a bit. It is very good for what it can do and saves me a lot of time on things that I would otherwise have to calculate.

    50. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      To be fair, he is modded +5 insightful right now, I think it is the mods more than anyone else that needs to be "woosh"ed (as is so often the case).

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    51. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rather every 12 hours and 30 seconds.

    52. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by mahadiga · · Score: 1

      Google is too big to fail.

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    53. Re:Even a stopped clock is right twice a day by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Win. :)

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  4. is google the next netscape? by timmarhy · · Score: 0

    i think it's a valid question. netscape went from total market domination to nothing in a few years. granted MS pulled from under handed moves to make it happen that would be a LOT harder to do this time around, the scene is set the same. google innovates and takes market by storm, MS puts out a few non starters, eventually refines it's product to take the lead.

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    1. Re:is google the next netscape? by middlemen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i think it's a valid question. netscape went from total market domination to nothing in a few years. granted MS pulled from under handed moves to make it happen that would be a LOT harder to do this time around, the scene is set the same. google innovates and takes market by storm, MS puts out a few non starters, eventually refines it's product to take the lead.

      1. Netscape wasn't a public company as well run as Google is today.
      2. Underhanded moves can be pulled by anyone, and Google is as smart as if not smarter than MSFT, which still has a lot of old blood from the 80s running the show.
      3. Microsoft could also end up trying all the time to play catch up to Google, just like how Linux Desktop is touted as always(not my opinion) playing catch up to Windows or how Windows plays catch up to OSX and still ends up shabby or how Mono plays catch up to Microsoft C#.

      The whole bing(TM) backronym of Bing Is Not Google, can also mean that it can never be as good as Google.

    2. Re:is google the next netscape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google moves too fast for MS to ever catch up, dirty tricks notwithstanding.

    3. Re:is google the next netscape? by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      i'd debate that google is that well run. they have one killer business - their ads business. all their other projects are just attempts at grabbing mind share, and make them nothing directly. the whole time google has been in business they haven't been a huge success outside of their adwords business.

      this could be deliberate, but it's hard to see how a publicly traded company wouldn't pursue other forms of revenue if they could.

      the major thing google has in their favour, is that MS has no legal way to block people out of using google, and google has the legal might to defend themselfs against any attack MS might think of launching. So MS is on the unfamilar territory of having to innovate their way out of a corner, just don't make the mistake of thinking MS can't do it...

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    4. Re:is google the next netscape? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      So what? Google only makes money from advertising, MS only makes money from softwarel licensing. I see no reason to think eaither revenue stream is going to disappear in a hurry.

    5. Re:is google the next netscape? by Strudelkugel · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I can say that before Bing appeared, I used Google for 98% of my searches, others for the remaining 2%. I thought I would have a look at Bing and lose interest after a few tries, which is what happened with the other Microsoft engines.

      I now use Bing for at least 50% of my searches, and more than that if I am looking for images. The potential problem Google has is that is incredibly easy to use another search engine. It's more difficult to switch an OS. I will be the first to admit that Bing is as good as it is, given the previous attempts Microsoft made.

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    6. Re:is google the next netscape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS also gets ad revenue, no? And they sell some hardware, support contracts, and other stuff too. Sure, they don't come anywhere close to sales of Windows and Office, but they're still something.

    7. Re:is google the next netscape? by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      MS puts out a few non starters, eventually refines it's product to take the lead.

      Not if it keeps up its current marketing incompetence. I've been amazed at how stupid their approach has been with their obnoxious pop-up search windows.

      They've turned a whole bunch of 3rd-party websites into minefields, where you don't dare move your mouse cursor. If you're unlucky enough to hover over one of their stupid "links" that's put on every 10th common English word, then they evade popup blockers and slap in a huge irrelevant window topped with bing that covers up exactly what you're trying to read.

      The result is that the user is repeatedly infuriated. What's worse, at exactly each time he is angered, he is shown the "bing" trademark, which reinforces the association in his mind between bing and idiocy.

      Microsoft still doesn't understand the Internet or what its users want. Google has nothing to worry about yet.

    8. Re:is google the next netscape? by westlake · · Score: 1

      netscape went from total market domination to nothing in a few years. granted MS pulled from under handed moves to make it happen

      I remember buying Microsoft's Internet Starter Kit in 1996.

      It came with a handsome paperback book and a useful bundle of software, and sold directly for about $10-20.

      Bundling IE with AOL was another smart move. Integrating a look-alike - work-alike - e-mail client and a browser into the Windows consumer product was a logical progression that made perfect sense to the user.

  5. Bleh by adamkennedy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So far I haven't been terribly impressed with Wolfram Alpha.

    For example, searching for the price of oil in non-US dollars results in a US dollar timeline multiplied by the CURRENT exchange rate of that foreign currency, not in the historical timeline. It's like Alpha is having a stab at an answer, but isn't smart enough to know when it's answering the question wrong.

    1. Re:Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean it's not fucking psychic? Useless piece of non-psychic shit it is!

    2. Re:Bleh by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Yeah I tried Wolfram|Alpha out when it was first released with pretty crappy results. Just not sure how a meh site is going to improved by a crappy one.

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    3. Re:Bleh by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1

      So far I haven't been terribly impressed with Wolfram Alpha.

      Neither was I.

      I asked the thing a simple question, pertinent to the minds of many: "How to get rich quick?" and it went on about some nonsense about surnames of "Quick" and "Rich" and how many of these there are in the US...

      I mean, yes it was a joke but seriously, this "semantic" search engine is incapable of doing even most basic natural language parsing, something that AI research projects were capable of back in the 1960s, instead assuming that whatever you type is a list of individual terms. And then, instead of trying to clarify the context, the thing returns wild guesses which it tries to pass as "results", despite the fact that it is horribly wrong as to the whole domain of the query, never you mind specifics. This is of course far worse from the point of view of design of AI systems then simply returning an "insufficient data" or "scope too large" type of message, as it is indicative of a system incapable of knowing its own limitations.

      This of course applies to many other queries I tried, where the ratio of "wild shot in the dark" to "result of logical induction" in the "results" was about 100:1.

      Words "pathetic" and "next to useless" come to mind when looking at this Wolfram-Ego-Megalomania .. err ... Alpha-and-Omega thing.

    4. Re:Bleh by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 1

      Presumably data exist about historical exchange rates, so it ought to be able to correlate that data to produce a correct result. At the least, it shouldn't pretend to have an accurate answer when it's just fudging matters. In this case, Alpha has produced a result that's worse than useless for any serious purpose since it is apparently reasonable, yet completely wrong.

      In any case, this is *exactly* the sort of basic processing Alpha needs to be able to do right to be useful. If Alpha can't do this sort of thing reliably, I have trouble coming up with a scenario where I would trust it to do anything I can't do faster and more easily myself.

    5. Re:Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like Alpha is having a stab at an answer, but isn't smart enough to know when it's answering the question wrong.

      Sounds a lot like it's creator.

    6. Re:Bleh by s1lverl0rd · · Score: 1

      You can't expect it to be completely right for every query you could possibly throw at it. I have actually been impressed with how 'intelligent' it manages to be (something like 'circumference of the earth in eiffel towers' gave me correct results).

    7. Re:Bleh by Tsujiku · · Score: 1

      Then look up the information in USD and cross reference it with the historical exchange rates on your own, or write an application to do so.

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    8. Re:Bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great for maths homework, though.

    9. Re:Bleh by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Why do you want to know the historic "value" of oil in non-fixed units, and how often is that more desirable than the historic value of oil in fixed (typically todays) units?

      --
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    10. Re:Bleh by Marcika · · Score: 1

      Why do you want to know the historic "value" of oil in non-fixed units, and how often is that more desirable than the historic value of oil in fixed (typically todays) units?

      The historic value of oil in Euro is relevant for somebody who -- let's go out on a limb here -- lives in Europe, for instance. To clarify: every other currency is just as much of a "fixed unit" as the USD, it's just that the relationship between those currencies and the USD is not constant. A financial or economic tool that can only display values of GDP, stock prices, etc in USD is useless for 95% of the world.

    11. Re:Bleh by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      The historic value of oil in Euro is relevant for somebody who -- let's go out on a limb here -- lives in Europe, for instance.

      This is not the same thing as was implied.

      The implied behavior (quoting you: Presumably data exist about historical exchange rates) was to graph the converted U.S. market price for crude while converting from USD to another currency.

      You do realize that different markets have different prices, irregardless of exchange rates... right? right?

      What you were talking about before (U.S. Crude Price converted to another currency) is not what you are talking about now (European Union Crude Price in Euros) What you were talking about before is nearly useless data. Do you not agree?

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    12. Re:Bleh by Marcika · · Score: 2, Informative

      What you were talking about before (U.S. Crude Price converted to another currency) is not what you are talking about now (European Union Crude Price in Euros) What you were talking about before is nearly useless data. Do you not agree?

      First: You were not quoting me, but SleepingWaterBear.

      Second: Nobody mentioned "U.S Crude Price" before you in the thread. The OP was talking about the "price of oil in non-US dollars"; I didn't mention oil at all.

      Third: Crude oil is a pretty uniform commodity trading on a global market, and has a global price. Different flavors or delivery destinations (e.g. West Texas Intermediate or North Sea Brent) have minimal price differences of at most 5%; thus the concept of "THE price of oil" is not nearly useless, but a very useful and commonly used simplification. However, a wrong currency conversion of either of these price series from USD to other currencies like the EUR will distort historical prices by as much as 50% percent or more, rendering the tool useless. QED.

      Fourth: Even if you would be right and oil prices in the US were meaningfully different from oil prices in Europe, displaying the US oil price in EUR is not "nearly useless data". Any company which trades in the US oil market and keeps its books in EUR will need that data. (Ever heard of Shell Oil, or Arco/BP, or Total?)

      Fifth: "irregardless" is not a word. You are looking for "irrespective" or "regardless".

    13. Re:Bleh by Rockoon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are correct. I was quoting someone else. My mistake.

      However, my point still stands, because that person was the person I was responding to originally, who wanted prices from one market to be converted via exchange rate, rather than simply using the prices from another market.

      Wolfram seems to only have historic crude prices for a few markets, so I suspect what he was after was a conversion from US market prices to his local currency. As I pointed out.. its not useful information. He should find a source for local crude prices if wolfram doesnt have them. The noise of an exchange rate only defeats his purpose.

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    14. Re:Bleh by Marcika · · Score: 1
      Sorry, your point does not stand. Let me reiterate point three in different words: Price of crude oil in the US (WTI crude, delivery to Cushing, OK in Dec 2009): $78.64/bbl. Price of crude oil in Europe (Brent crude, delivery to Sullom Voe in Dec 2009): $77.45/bbl. Again, there is no meaningful difference between "US market prices" and "EU market prices"; this is a global market. Since all local oil prices are reported in $/bbl for the sake of comparability, it is pretty impossible to find a historical source for local oil prices in EUR.

      So, Wolfram would be useful if it could take the EUR/USD time series and multiply it with the oil time series (it doesn't matter which oil time series it uses). Since it does not do that, it is worse than useless: it is misleading.

    15. Re:Bleh by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      try asking for something useful like the population density of an arbitrary city. And by arbitrary I mean New York City

      How can they claim to have a significant store of data if it can't even answer basic statistical questions like that? Using Eiffel Towers as a unit of measurement is a parlor trick, not a useful tool.

    16. Re:Bleh by adamkennedy · · Score: 1

      In Australia we buy oil from the Singapore exchange, which STILL isn't in Australian dollars.

      So even using that market, the need for translation is still useful.

      Or what about the gold price, or Chicago exchange coffee prices...

      The problem here is not the question, it's that the answer is illogical

  6. wolfram alpha and hubristic user interfaces by dackroyd · · Score: 4, Informative

    It will be interesting how Bing presents Wolfram Alpha and whether it removes the inherent design flaws in it. There is an insightful but long article about the problems here - wolfram alpha and hubristic user interfaces. Two good quotes from which are:

    Hype also generates funding because it generates exaggerated sales projections. For instance:

            "What Wolfram Alpha will do," Wolfram says, "is let people make use of the achievements of science and engineering on an everyday basis, much as the Web and search engines have let billions of people become reference librarians, so to speak."
            [...]
            It could do things the average person might want (such as generating customized nutrition labels) as well as things only geeks would care about (such as generating truth tables for Boolean algebraic equations).

    Generating customized nutrition labels! The average person! I just laughed so hard, I needed a complete change of clothing.

    Dr. Wolfram, may I mention a word to you? That word is MySpace. If there is any such person as this average person, she has a MySpace account. Does she generate customized nutrition labels? On a regular basis, or just occasionally? In what other similar activities does she engage - monitoring the population of Burma? Graphing the lifecycle of stars? Charting Korean copper consumption since the 1960s? Perhaps you should feed MySpace into your giant electronic brain, and see what comes out.

    and

    Google is not a control interface; WA is. When you use WA, you know which of these tools you wish to select. You know that when you type "two cups of flour and two eggs" (which now works) you are looking for a Nutrition Facts label. It is only Stephen Wolfram's giant electronic brain which has to run ten million lines of code to figure this out. Inside your own brain, it is written on glowing letters across your forehead.

    So the giant electronic brain is doing an enormous amount of work to discern information which the user knows and can enter easily: which tool she wants to use.

    When the giant electronic brain succeeds in this task, it has saved the user from having to manually select and indicate her actual data-visualization application of choice. This has perhaps saved her some time. How much? Um, not very much.

    When the giant electronic brain fails in this task, you type in Grandma's fried-chicken recipe and get a beautiful 3-D animation of a bird-flu epidemic. (Or, more likely, "Wolfram Alpha wasn't sure what to do with your input." Thanks, Wolfram Alpha!) How do you get from this to your Nutrition Facts? Rearrange some words, try again, bang your head on the desk, give up. What we're looking at here is a classic, old-school, big steaming lump of UI catastrophe. ....

    The task of "guess the application I want to use" is actually not even in the domain of artificial intelligence. AI is normally defined by the human standard. To work properly as a control interface, Wolfram's guessing algorithm actually requires divine intelligence. It is not sufficient for it to just think. It must actually read the user's mind. God can do this, but software can't.

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    1. Re:wolfram alpha and hubristic user interfaces by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Grandma's fried-chicken recipe: Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure how to compute an answer from your input

    2. Re:wolfram alpha and hubristic user interfaces by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      It must actually read the user's mind. God can do this

      Google is God?

      Of course!... the motto finally makes sense!

    3. Re:wolfram alpha and hubristic user interfaces by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      It could do things the average person might want (such as generating customized nutrition labels) as well as [...].

      Generating customized nutrition labels! The average person! I just laughed so hard, I needed a complete change of clothing.

      That guy has never seen a women on a diet. And I think you missed a level of <quote>-tags

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  7. Good move, but... by tonycheese · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While this is interesting and possibly useful, it seems to me there's nothing stopping Google from turning around and doing the exact same thing. Wolfram is unaffiliated with either party as far as I know and certainly wouldn't mind getting exposure on the bigger of the two search engines as well.

    And hey, I already do multiplication and find constants in my Google search box, it might be nice to do integrals and whatnot as well! In the meantime, if I have a specific enough question I'll just go directly to Wolfram's site to ask.

    1. Re:Good move, but... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      You are a special case, though. You are kind of a geek and have heard of Wolfram Alpha. The question is, will normal people notice that they are suddenly getting unusually useful answers out of Bing? If they do, then they will start using Bing more often. If Bing is sufficiently better than Google, I will start using it too.

      But I don't think it will be better to the average person (or to me). Unless Wolfram Alpha starts making massive improvements, it will remain a toy.

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    2. Re:Good move, but... by Barryke · · Score: 1

      If they do, i sure hope Google introduces the feature on a worldwide scale. The bing.com results outside the US are useless, and there is no Wolfram-Alpha to be seen. Now why exactly should i use bing.com? It is not better at anything i use it for.

      On one side, some competition for Google would be nice by now. But its not bing.com

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    3. Re:Good move, but... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1
      Closer to home, most of the simple math I do on my computer, I do in in MacOS X's Spotlight.

      If I have a specific enough question, I ask google :)

    4. Re:Good move, but... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      What? How do you get Spotlight to act as a calculator? You're not typing "calculator" into it, are you?

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    5. Re:Good move, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      What? How do you get Spotlight to act as a calculator? You're not typing "calculator" into it, are you?

      It's a feature in 10.5 and up... very slick and even faster than reaching for a slide rule if one uses the Apple-Spacebar shortcut to move focus into Spotlight.

    6. Re:Good move, but... by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      there's nothing stopping Google from turning around and doing the exact same thing.

      But really, why would they? Google's results often contain links to exactly the same places. And arguably more useful places, too.

      Google Dodecahedron and you get #1 wikipedia.com - #2 wolfram.com

      I tried using Wolfram Alpha, but every time I do it tells me "Wolfram Alpha wasn't sure what to do with your input."

    7. Re:Good move, but... by wimmi · · Score: 1

      What? How do you get Spotlight to act as a calculator?

      I just tried it, and it works!

      Spotlight passes the formula (question) to the calculator and shows the answer next to the calculator icon in the resultlist.

      Nice feat!

    8. Re:Good move, but... by josath · · Score: 1

      Maybe Google doesn't feel like burning huge piles of cash on the wolfram API? Have you seen how much they charge for it?

      It starts at a minimum commitment of $2,000/mo at $0.10 per query. At the high end it's $220,000/mo at $0.023 per query. I wonder how much google makes off each search? Can't be much more than that.

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    9. Re:Good move, but... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Nope- just command-space and type an equation.

  8. Are You Delusional Or Just Stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft's latest rebranding of their failed search engine has lower marketshare now than when it was released.

    It has lower marketshare than last year before it was rebranded with the new stupid 'bing' name.

    Microsoft is so desperate they are resorting to paying the distant second place search engine Yahoo to use Microsoft's own last place search engine.

    "eventually refines it's product to take the lead."

    Yeah, that's the story you want to believe. Too bad Reality is fucking it up.

    1. Re:Are You Delusional Or Just Stupid? by Eirenarch · · Score: 1

      And I assume that you don't want to believe this story because you want 1 search engine to rule them all. No competition, high ads prices, etc. On the other hand you are probably complaining all the time about Windows monopoly...

  9. Next up... by BountyX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bing to use google results!

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    Trying to install linux on my microwave, but keep getting a kernel panic...
    1. Re:Next up... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Bada Bing

  10. what about how Wulfram Alpha is not useful? by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    For very narrow queries, where you already know ahead of time Wulfram Alpha supports it, you can get useful structured information out of it. For example, if you look up a first name or surname, you can get information on popularity and geographic distribution and such. But the only time I've ever gotten useful information like that is when I already knew that it supported a particular kind of query. That's less like a search engine, and more like just querying a database. There have always been special-purpose databases on the internet where you can look up specific information, once you know that such a database exists for a particular kind of fact. What Alpha utterly fails to do is answer any useful proportion of queries without already knowing in advance exactly what you need to query and what syntax to use when doing so.

    And yes, I've seen Wulfram's talks on it, and they're crap. He presented via videoconference at IJCAI IJCAI 2009, which he only got into because of the hype (sure, it's blind review, but it's hard to have blind review of a Wulfram Alpha paper that identifies itself as such in the paper), and there was no technical information at all, nor AI advances that weren't already done by like the 1960s (the AI advance in question is "querying a database").

    Maybe Bing has something up their sleeve, but I'd bet on it being more hype.

    1. Re:what about how Wulfram Alpha is not useful? by williamhb · · Score: 1

      For very narrow queries, where you already know ahead of time Wulfram Alpha supports it, you can get useful structured information out of it. For example, if you look up a first name or surname, you can get information on popularity and geographic distribution and such. But the only time I've ever gotten useful information like that is when I already knew that it supported a particular kind of query. That's less like a search engine, and more like just querying a database. There have always been special-purpose databases on the internet where you can look up specific information, once you know that such a database exists for a particular kind of fact. What Alpha utterly fails to do is answer any useful proportion of queries without already knowing in advance exactly what you need to query and what syntax to use when doing so.

      Surely that's precisely the point of including Alpha's results in Bing (a plain old search engine). If users don't think Alpha will support a query, they'll usually just search the web hoping someone has answered a similar question before on a forum somewhere. Net result, not many people use Alpha because they don't know what it supports so they usually go straight to the plain old search engine instead. But if a plain old search engine can push suitable queries to Alpha, then you've actually got something useful -- if Alpha doesn't support the query then the user gets web search results and is no worse off (they don't have to repeat their query in a different engine, prejudices against Bing aside), and if it does support it they've probably got a better result.

      Won't necessarily "beat Google", of course, but it does seem to be a sensible combination.

      And hey, at least some marketing types are happy because they got to use the word "synergy" in a lot of meetings!

  11. "Dr Wolfram". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That will be the number one Bing search result when asking the question "Who is the smartest man in the whole wide world?"...

  12. one power more than Google by codename.matrix · · Score: 1

    So Microsoft wants to compute 2^2^2^2^2 because Google can only do 2^2^2^2? Yeah right, that will help them get more users.

  13. What this means is... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    ...Wolfie needs Mula.

  14. Sounds great but... by T+Murphy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wolfram Alpha is well known to badly guess what you are trying to do, and has plenty of graphs and charts. Now add a liberal amount of Microsoft flavoring to it, and you have a cross between Clippy and a really bad PowerPoint presentation... let's hope Microsoft never tries to help "improve" WA.

    1. Re:Sounds great but... by gtall · · Score: 1

      What's more likely is that Wolfram will barely survive the knife MS is sure to stick in their back. I predict within 3 years, MS will announce its own version. Wolfram, acting like a blushing bride running back to Mommy crying, will file a lawsuit which will be mired in legal limbo until a settlement is reached.

  15. Yes But, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can it tell us the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    1. Re:Yes But, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=air+speed+velocity+of+an+unladen+swallow

      Assuming estimated average cruising airspeed of an unladen African swallow | Use estimated average cruising airspeed of an unladen European swallow instead

      "there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant) (asked, but not answered, about a general swallow in the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail)"

  16. so much worse than one power more than Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    1. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by Icaarus · · Score: 1

      Dir? just redid the Google one, and it said 65536. Also did you not notice that 65535 is odd, in other words not divisible by 2. Therefore reading fail?

    2. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by JimboFBX · · Score: 1

      They add parenthesis in opposite fashion, so they are both right. I don't know which one I would consider more intuitive.

      bing: 2^2 = 4 ^ 2 = 16 ^ 2= 256 ^ 2 = 65536

      google: 2^2 = 4. 2 ^ (2 ^ 2) = 2 ^ 4 = 16. 2 ^ (2 ^ ( 2 ^ 2)) = 2 ^ (16) = 65536

    3. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by erayd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Google is correct, because it actually evaluates the expression properly. Bing just parses it left to right.

      Google: 2^2^2^2 = 2^(2^(2^2)) = 65,536
      Bing: 2^2^2^2 = ((2^2)^2)^2 = 256

      Clearly, bing doesn't understand basic math.

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    4. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would have thought that the Bing result was right, since expressions of the same level are normally done from left to right. But I did a little reading and your right!

      From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

      ... when two operators have the same precedence, they are normally applied from left to right. The exception is exponentiation: if it is indicated by symbols places at different heights in a display, stacked exponents are evaluated from the top down, and if indicated by a caret, the operators are evaluated from right to left. Thus a typewritten string "4^3^2" and a display 432 are evaluated as equal to 4^(3^2), i.e. 4^9 or 262144.)

      I can do maths, Me ;-)

    5. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well thanks for clearing that up.

      Now can someone tell me why I got scored -1 Troll?

      First time posting and other than a typo, I thought I was bringing up something that might matter... seeing as how TFA said what's 2^2^2^2^2 and bing gets it wrong (wolframlpha gets it right by the way).

      Anyway... if someone could give me an explanation of -1 Troll other than Slashdotters are dicks I'd love to hear it

    6. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellently trolled, sir!

      (to everyone else, "woooooooooooosh!")

    7. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by selven · · Score: 1

      Some guy wanted to mod you interesting but he accidentally scrolled down by a few before clicking (something I've done multiple times when modding - yes, the interface sucks)

    8. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      It seems that Bing is copying BASIC behavior (which has always been left-to-right for all operators of the same precedence, including ^).

    9. Re:so much worse than one power more than Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, because in this blog entry, Gates was questioning the results of the query "2^2^2^2^2".

      Highlighting examples of Wolfram|Alpha to the most senior executives at Microsoft, Stephen Wolfram entered the query “2^2^2^2^2”. Upon seeing the result, Bill Gates interrupted to say, “What, is that right?”

      A profound silence fell over the entire room.

      Stephen replied, “We do mathematics!”

      http://blog.wolframalpha.com/

  17. I just asked bing: by gandhi_2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How can the suckiness of Microsoft be reversed? It said:

    THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER

    This wolfram thing might be working out after all.

  18. So smart, it guesses wrong for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the results will be presented by ...Clippy.

    When will Micro$oft realize that most users don't WANT Microsoft to do their thinking for them? Just get out of my way and do what I say. Like, I dunno, maybe Google?

  19. What if humans are the stopped clock? by rolfwind · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In that the current google search is so good for the majority of users, that they are trying to grab at a few disatisfied straws. I can't really think of a way google search fails me, but perhaps if the results were presented a different way, I could see the clear-cut differences and improvements.

    I think text search is pretty much there. The one thing I would appreciate is a better image search, and not relying on text of the image name, but being able to describe it, or sketch a rough outline, and for a search engine to recognize the content to some degree.

    1. Re:What if humans are the stopped clock? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 3, Funny
      or sketch a rough outline, and for a search engine to recognize the content to some degree.

      Most common search term: (oYo).

      Actually I'm kinda surprised this doesn't work already. Maybe there IS room for Bang to innovate in the text search field.

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  20. Google goes Beta, Bing goes Alpha! by syousef · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Beat that Google Muhahahahahaha

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  21. Best of breed hype engine by xixax · · Score: 1

    LOL. I'll bet a dollar that this is more or less how the two go about creating a new standard in hype engines.

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  22. It answers the most important questions though. by RudeIota · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why are you so hard on W|A? Wolfram Alpha answers LOTS of extremely important questions!

    Query: What is the speed of an unladen swallow?
    Answer: "there is unfortunately insufficient data to estimate the velocity of an African swallow (even if you specified which of the 47 species of swallow found in Africa you meant)"

    Query: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
    Answer: 42

    Query: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
    Answer: Not sure, but wherever she is, it isn't here.

    Query: When is judgement day?
    Answer: "2:14 am EDT | Friday, August 29, 1997"

    Query: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound??
    Answer: "No. Sound is vibration, transmitted to our senses through the mechanism of the ear, and recognized as sound only at our nerve centers. The falling of the tree or any other disturbance will produce vibration of the air. If there be no ears to hear, there will be no sound."

    Query: Can entropy be reversed?
    Answer: "THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

    Query: who would win in a fight: pirates or ninjas?
    Answer: "The answer remains an ongoing debate which Wolfram|Alpha is not in a position to arbitrate."

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    1. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Fact: Everything I say is fiction.

      That's a lie. In fact, I can prove that your last post was full of proven facts!

    2. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by graffitirock · · Score: 0

      It passed the `favourite color' question, too.

    3. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by 2Bits · · Score: 1

      I don't know what is more pathetic, that you actually bothered to go ask those questions on WA, or that I went to WA trying to confirm that everything you said is fiction? Either case, we both have too much time on hands.

    4. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1
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    5. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      Clearly, the answer to the last question is Chuck Norris.

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    6. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by J3llym4n · · Score: 1

      It's also reassuring to know that I have another 640, 400 hours to live.

    7. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Alioth · · Score: 1

      It still doesn't know what the question to life, the universe and everything is.

    8. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Query: When is judgement day?

      Answer: "2:14 am EDT | Friday, August 29, 1997"

      Damn, and I was in bed and the good god didn't wake me up.

    9. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another good one

      Query: How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?

      Answer: http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+can+the+net+amount+of+entropy+of+the+universe+be+massively+decreased%3F

      THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

    10. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately it does not answer another important question

    11. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most importantly,
      Query: Which is better, vim or emacs?
      Answer: "Vim"

    12. Re:It answers the most important questions though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Query: When is judgement day?
      Answer: "2:14 am EDT | Friday, August 29, 1997"

      Well, that one is wrong. Judgement Day was postponed when they took out Cyberdyne Systems in Terminator 2 and according to Terminator 3, it started at 6:18 PM on June 24th 2004.

  23. Other Microsoft News Has Me Wondering by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    How long will it take Microsoft to try to patent complex computational searches?

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    Heroscape, it's like legos combined with anachronistic wargames.
  24. Computing What? by kyc · · Score: 1

    What can a search engine possibly compute anything other than the ridiculous 2^2^2^2...?

    Who would type that question to a search engine anyway? No, no, Microsoft is confused, you use Mathematica 7.0 for that kind of computation.

    The best today's idiotic search engines could possibly hope to do is to add/subtract some numbers, provide unit/currency conversions and that's all. Google is already doing all that.

    Unless Bing servers are some clever cousins of HAL, adding some funky math skills to them won't do a bit of a difference. It's a loooong shot before the search engine actually gathers unrelated information and connects it to the actual query, doing some useful computation in between.

    Sorry Microsoft, this doesn't fly.

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    There's plenty of room at the bottom! Richard P. Feynmann
    1. Re:Computing What? by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      I have used google to answer (N choose R) questions, and it does it fairly well (no arbitrary precision math.)

      The number of Texas Hold'em starting hands is 52 choose 2

      When I hold one of those, the number of possible 3 card flops is 50 choose 3

      The percent chance of being dealt pocket aces is 100 * (4 choose 2) / (52 choose 2)

      Jenny's phone number in binary is 8675309

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
  25. Interesting by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    Bing may incorporate some Wolfram Alpha functionality - but if you "search the web" from Wolfram Alpha's website, it sends you to Google.

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    #DeleteChrome
  26. Winston Churchill's Father - Google vs Bing by BayaWeaver · · Score: 0

    Simple query of a well-known statesman. Google gets it right with its very first response. Bing doesn't seem to know what I want. Alpha doesn't have a clue.

    Google 1 - Bing 0

    Bing and Alpha have a lot of catching up to do. And Google doesn't blink even when I get the spelling wrong as in "Winston Chrchill's Father"

  27. Wolfram Alpha, or how i tried to hype Bing? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

    Wolfram Alpha is an interesting research concept but really not a product thats even remotely ready for daily use. There are some areas where online search could be improved and where Microsoft could be better than others. For example, why not create an error message / log message search function ? That alone would drive people to Bing in droves.

    Microsoft should stop and think about what information they have themselves thats interesting and how they can index it for easy use. Right now their own support sites are a total nightmare because of their utter crap of a search function.

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    HTTP/1.1 400
  28. Come on people by tengeta · · Score: 1

    Its interesting, I'll give it that much.

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    "They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!"
  29. New site name by raftpeople · · Score: 2, Funny

    We've combined Bing and Alpha and you get: Bleh!

  30. Wolfram Alpha's got Memes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fairly suprised at how good that Wolfram database is. Typed in "what are all your base?" and it correctly replied "Belong to us".

    Memetastic.

  31. How is babby formed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=How+is+babby+formed

    They need to do way instain search

  32. Lots of people using Alpha... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If I glance around the vast undergrad computer labs at my university, it's fair to say the majority of people use Wolfram Alpha in some form. It's a very powerful tool to augment our normal calculators, especially if you need to do conversion between SI and other units, or if you need some value that doesn't come to hand quickly (e.g. atmospheric pressure at 1254 metres, density of some fluid, etc.). It's also very helpful for checking your equations as Alpha reformats in an intuitive manner so that something like ((43+(58/8)*84)^2)/(78848)^(1/2) looks much nicer and is easier to check if something is wrong.

  33. a non-solution to a non-problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The raison d'etre of the natural-language interface, stated baldly, is to create a usable tool for stupid people who might be confused or intimidated by a tree of menus. The market of stupid people is indeed enormous. The market of stupid people who like to use data-visualization tools is, well, not. (And since the interface is not in fact easy but actually quite difficult, it achieves the coveted status of a non-solution to a non-problem.)

  34. That's bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's bad because it's Microsoft. LINUX ROCKS!!!!

  35. The point is innovation, not who's on first. by beatsme · · Score: 1

    That's kind of the whole point. This isn't a show-stopper, it's a show-starter. It's going to force similar innovation from Google, which means that everyone wins.

  36. Shouldn't Wolfram Alpha do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't Wolfram Alpha do that? After all, that's what it's supposed to do over and above just a search engine.

    You know, calculate.

  37. I use W|A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to check my calculus homework. It is much easier to get transforms there than in Matlab...

  38. Yeah right... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    As if Bing users had the brains to even spell "math" correctly. Because if they had the brains, they wouldn't use Bing in the first place. ^^

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    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
  39. Wolfram Alpha Google by mighty7sd · · Score: 2, Informative

    I already get Wolfram Alpha results in my Google searches with the "Wolfram Alpha Google" add-on. Plus, no ads...

  40. Like someone interrupting u b4 your done saying it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This type of searching is going to be as annoying as that dancing paperclip. The problem with Microsoft is that it's run by people who don't really want to do any heavy lifting. So while you are feeding pablumized information to a general public I will search on another engine that won't give information culled by higher order search methods. It's just stupid and probably dangerous if someone is dumbly relying on the verity of the information. Knowing this I won't touch Bing

  41. Ha! Don't need Wolfie or Bing Bong for those Qs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How Many Calories in a Burger? What's 2^2^2^2^2? Bing and Wolfram|Alpha Have the Answers

    What dumbasses, don't they realize the second question is the answer to the first question? OMG self-referential searching!