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  1. Bastards! on How Earth Resembles a Gooey Confection · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's way too close to my theory that the Earth has a tasty nougat center! That's intellectual property, that is!

  2. Potrzebie! on MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene · · Score: 1

    Did Alfred E. Neuman give the press conference?

    Oh, wait...

  3. And Xerox invented photons and fluffy kittens! on Xerox Demos Self-Erasing, Eco-Friendly Paper · · Score: 1

    The mouse and GUI were invented at the Standford Research Institute. Google the name "Doug Englebart".

  4. Re:Fortran isn't successful? on Facial Hair and Computer Languages · · Score: 1

    At first I thought you wrote "Whatever he's smoking, he needs to SHAVE."

    Then I was going to say something about how he's smoking all the hairs he shaved.

    And hilarity would have ensued.

  5. Re:Check out the size of the /. front page. on Average Web Page Size Triples Since 2003 · · Score: 1

    I'm a big weather fan (storms and tornadoes and such), but I gave up on looking for interesting footage on YouTube because NO ONE IN THIS WORLD CAN HOLD A FRACKING CAMERA STILL FOR MORE THAN 1/10 OF A SECOND!

    There was one with a gorgeous storm on the horizon in the evening, and it was filled with almost constant lightning discharges, but the total hick tool manning the camera kept wobbling it and zooming in and out and in and out over and over again... The auto focus couldn't keep up with the constant zooming. A chance to record a really beautiful example of nature, and the cretin has to keep panning to shots of his lawn and garage for some reason.

  6. They hath missed the Rapture! on Average Web Page Size Triples Since 2003 · · Score: 1

    narrowband users have been left behind They're also ugly and their mother's dress them funny.
  7. Time to go on Negroponte vs. Open-Source Fundamentalists · · Score: 1

    Negropontistas and the Benderites Ah! The pseudo-religious terminology phase. Let's check the Rational Being's Book Of Life for the proper response.

    Hmmm... it says "Face in opposite direction and run away as fast as you can."

    Huh. I seem to run across that one a lot these days.
  8. Iridium on India Launches 10 Satellites At Once · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Iridium at some point going to launch 12 or 16 at a time before that whole mess fell through?

    What ever happened to all those plans for "Internet in the sky" with constellations of hundreds of satellites? Pie in the sky? Guess so.

  9. Unbibium on First Superheavy Element Found In Nature · · Score: 1

    Unbibium? Bleah. The systematic element naming system is just totally soulless.

    I get the point of it, but still... why even bother with a system to give, say, Element 118 the temporary name of "Ununoctium"? What's wrong with just "Element 118" or just "118"?

  10. None of this is a surprise on BusinessWeek Takes On the RIAA · · Score: 1

    "You're going to have to pay us, or this won't go away," The legal profession is basically organized crime. If you don't see that you're not paying attention.

    The sooner some lawyers get dragged from their offices for a public round of punches to the balls, the better.
  11. What the hell. It;'s Friday! on The Future of Space Sports · · Score: 1

    Would be even more fun with Small-G. Ha ha! Yeah! I call my dick that, too! :-)

  12. Semantics on The Future of Space Sports · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't there need to be space sports *now* before we start talking about the future of space sports? No? Never mind.

    QD's requirements for entertaining space sports:

    [1] Rotating playfield (for Coriolis effects)
    [2] Weapons
    [3] Sexy female players in tight cat suits
    [4] Sexy female referees in BDSM gear (with whips and paddles for meting out penalties)
    [5] Full contact rules
    [6] The ball? A human head!

  13. Re:Conservative modus operandi on Ben Stein's 'Expelled' - Evolution, Academia and Conformity · · Score: 1

    The neo-conservatives have always--like their twins, the radical Islamists I think we need a new version of Godwin's law covering comparisons to radical Islamists. How about Mohammad's Law?
  14. Re:No need for debate on Ben Stein's 'Expelled' - Evolution, Academia and Conformity · · Score: 3, Informative

    The average IQ is *defined* as 100.

  15. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? on PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat · · Score: 1

    I think we should start with the Americans. They're fat and lazy... Yeah, but we're also really well armed, so good luck with that.

  16. Finally! on PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat · · Score: 1

    As much as I dislike PETA and their methods, this is finally a proactive step. Identify the problem (in their minds, at least), and offer payment for a constructive solution.

  17. Re:Sanctity of Tech? on A Tech Lover's Call to Arms · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe he meant "sanctimonious."

    I read the summary twice and still had no idea what he was talking about.

  18. Re:420 what? on The DIY Tank · · Score: 1

    *shrug* There's plenty of sad relics in this world. So what?

  19. Re:420 what? on The DIY Tank · · Score: 1

    It's a code for marijuana used by people who think it's still cool or relevant.

    The other main use is in Craigslist prostitute ads to let potential Johns know that they are "420 friendly".

  20. Not awsome on The DIY Tank · · Score: -1, Troll

    Strikes me as a bit pointless. Guess I'm getting old. Paintball? Yeah, I'm going to go jump on the paintball course with the compressed air tank cannon roaming around. Uh huh.

    Now if he had built it out of Lego, THEN it would have been awesome. Still pointless, but awesome, especially if it drove itself using a Mindstorm module.

  21. WTF? on Google Scoops Microsoft w/ Mesh Applications · · Score: 1

    I read the summary twice and still have no idea what the fuck the submitter is talking about. Clouds? What?

  22. Greater attack mentality? on US Cyber Command Wants Greater Attack Mentality · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they be hiring Professor X?

  23. Re:Please... on What Are Must-Sees For Open Day At the LHC? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, but the LHC has the hard to find Higgs Bosons. You can't get those anywhere else at *any* price, although I think Fermilab sells a decent knockoff.

  24. He brilliant! on Microsoft Brand In Sharp Decline · · Score: 4, Funny

    The CEO of CoreBrand said: 'When you see something decline with increasing velocity, it's a concern.' Wow. Thanks for that flash of nuclear-bright insight, Mr. Hawking.

  25. Re:Worst ideas ever on Meet the Laptop of 2015 · · Score: 1

    Hell, I *don't* touch type, and still want tactile feedback. And with touch screens I tend to not want to stricke it with and force, so I'd be all careful with it and getting about 1 WPM.