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  1. I'll do the obligatory on Washington Post on Star Wars Galaxies Changes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did anyone feel a disturbance in the Force? As if thousands of players cried out in pain as their character's jobs were deleted?

  2. EVERYONE predicted that on Cisco Eyeing Tivo/Nintendo for Buyout? · · Score: 1

    In fact, *I* predicted that Cringely would predict it.

  3. The Nintendo Funtapulous Carnivalatron from 1901 on Cisco Eyeing Tivo/Nintendo for Buyout? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I still have one of their steam driven difference consoles.

    The cartridges were *big*. :-o

  4. Re:Japanese people are too proud to sell to US... on Cisco Eyeing Tivo/Nintendo for Buyout? · · Score: 1
    cummunity

    Whoa. Ease off on the Japanese porn sites.

  5. Try Realbasic on Simple Windows Development Tools? · · Score: 5, Informative
    I do mountains of Windows GUI crap to control my hardware designs via serial port and Ethernet. Realbasic makes it all easy and it's not as annoying as Visual Basic. Nicely object oriented. Even file i/o is OO.

    http://realbasic.com/

  6. It's a plot on Microsoft OS Smart Phone for Developing Nations · · Score: 1
    They hope to use this product to bring computing to the masses in developing nations...

    So to be *formerly* developing nations.

  7. Not so bad now on Hands on with SiN Episodes · · Score: 1, Funny
    I used to have sin episodes, but I take medication for it now.

    (rimshot)

    Thank you!

  8. TS3 not completely out of the picture on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you read the quotes, they simply would want the original team that did 1 and 2 working on 3, so it's possible they may do one. There's no sense in being rigidly pro-sequel or anti-sequel. The only rational position is "make a sequel if some has a good story to tell in the Toy Story universe". The market for it is probably there.

    Can we hope to see this sort of thing spread? Can we hope to see the creative arts industries wake up and kick the coke addled, bromidic MBAs out of the animation studios and film sets, and into their little offices so they can work on their little spreadsheets like they are supposed to?

  9. He's having fun? on Why Does Uwe Boll Keep Making Films? · · Score: 4, Funny
    And probably boning women on the level people here can't even imagine because he's a MOVIE DIRECTOR.

    Seriously... someone needs to ask why?

    If I could get investors to pay me million to make silly films, I'd do it. I'd even try to make the scripts decent.

  10. LA is run by idiots on LA Attorney Sues Rockstar Over Hot Coffee · · Score: 2, Informative
    This Rocky Delgadillo is the same guy that helped ban lap dances in Los Angeles County because city bureaucrats know best what two consenting adults should do on private property. A bigger bunch of complete tools you'd be hard pressed to find. They are proof that Democrats can be morals imposing dickheads just as much as anyone.

    Delgadillo also opposes the police enforcing immigration law because he's bought and sold by local business interests who want the cheap labor.

  11. Re:Anybody know of balanced reviews? on More NavelGazing About Game Journalism · · Score: 1
    I know people like to rip on it, but X-Play gives, I think, good reviews while showing near continual game footage. Their simple 1 to 5 system is better than all these other attempts at "accurate" rating systems, especially when you consider the bias. They rarely gives 5s, and they do give 1s and 2s. The basic scale (from memory) is:

    5 - a truly innovative game, or an outstanding example of an existing genre that transcends the competition
    4 - An above average game. Nicely done but maybe has one or two things that make it fall short of greatness.
    3 - Average game. Competent, but nothing new or special. Fans of the particular genere make like it more than other gamers.
    2 - A misfire. Something went wrong in the development cycle. Not a horrible game, maybe even worth a rental, but not real good.
    1 - Danger! Danger, Will Robinson!

    Anything more detailed than that is pointless because it's subjective. Some will love a game other hate. They may pick on certain genres, but they will review based on the functionality of the game. For example, they've been ragging on RPGs a lot, but have given 4s and even a 5 to some recent RPGs.

  12. Automatic Updates? No thanks. on MS Security VP Mike Nash Replies · · Score: 1

    Automatic Updates once installed an update and restarted a PC in my lab without asking for permission to restart. It interrupted a long term test of a digital system, and required me to redo two days worth of testing. Take your Automatic Updates and stick it.

  13. Great energy source! on Russia to Mine on the Moon by 2020 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Assuming, of course, you have, like, a working fusion reactor.

    Two points for forward planning, I guess.

    Isn't there Helium-3 in the Earth's mantle? Could we go after that? Build one of them there driller vehicles.

  14. Colin Campbell on Good Riddance To Booth Babes · · Score: 1
    Researcher: "So what did you kids think of the Colin Campbell article?"

    Stan: "Gay"
    Cartman: "Gay"
    Kenny: "Mphy"
    Kyle: "Liberace gay"

  15. It's ideology on Both Parties Ignore the Facts · · Score: 1

    I've been saying for years now that ideology is a mental illness. Sadly, it afflicts 99% of the population.

  16. Preach on, brother! on Sony Aims Higher Than The Gaming Market · · Score: 1
    What he said. :)

    Just build me a game machine, Sony. I'm at an age where I can afford whatever I want, but what I want is some deep and immersive gaming experience at a reasonable price. I would like to retire some day.

  17. Re:Oh great! on A Webserver on Your Cellphone? · · Score: 4, Funny
    It's not so nice when the phone catches fire in your pocket

    Speak for yourself.

  18. Re:Bad on Disney Buys Pixar · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Alladin series was OK. When a cartoon has Hitchhiker's Guide references, it can't be all bad. And I liked Dan Castellana's turn as the genie.

  19. Re:$212 Million??? on NASA Overjoyed at Catch From Stardust · · Score: 1
    I read TFA before posting. All it did was make me mad at baseball, too...

    Heh heh. As a space exploration advocate, I was going to pick on you, but that was pretty funny.

  20. Re:Trapped Earth "doomsday" scenario on NASA Warns of Cluttered Space · · Score: 1
    You might be underestimating a bit exactly how much room there is out there. The main problem for orbital slot congestion is still bandwidth limitations. These satellites are tiny specks in the void.

    Oh, and watch the anime Cowboy Bebop for a real nightmare scenario. The universe in that show had a massive explosion on the Moon, enough to knock out a visible chunk, and the Earth/Moon system is now cluttered with thousands of little asteroids, and living on Earth means a daily meteorite forecast.

  21. Re:pr0n.xxx on Domain Name Sold for Millions · · Score: 1

    I dunno... if people find a porn site accidently, are they someone who would normally seek it? Do the accidental porn tourists generally click away quickly? I'm not convinced of the value added there without some actual research data.

  22. pr0n.xxx on Domain Name Sold for Millions · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm still suprised when the porn sites resist the .xxx domain. It seems to me it would put an end to the whining and moaning. Parents could just block *.xxx, and the porn companies could get on with their business and lay off a few of their legal staff. People could set up *.xxx only search engines. There's a world of possibilities here.

  23. Cheaper way on U.S. Government Wants Google Search Records · · Score: 1

    Why not just build their own search engine and see what it returns? That actually seems cheaper than using a squad of government lawyers.

  24. -Vital- Question! on Ask Microsoft's Security VP · · Score: 1

    Clippy or no Clippy?

  25. So my fission reactor... on Earth's Copper Supply Inadequate For Development? · · Score: 1

    ...that generates power by splitting copper atoms will not be looked upon kindly by the world community?