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Cisco Eyeing Tivo/Nintendo for Buyout?
We've already covered Cisco's push into the home electronics market, but CNet is reporting that they may be planning even bigger purchases to come. The article speculates that Cisco may be planning on purchasing Tivo or Nintendo to add to their growing portfolio of companies. From the article: " Another possible acquisition candidate for Cisco is Nintendo, the No. 3 game console maker in the U.S. A stretch? Not really. Microsoft, which is emerging as a key competitor to Cisco in the home entertainment market, is already in this market with the Xbox 360. Gaming has already proved to be a strong application for broadband, so it makes sense that Cisco would want to own a game device to help drive more traffic on its network. With its popular GameBoy product, Nintendo would also provide Cisco an entree into the mobile-handheld market." Some commentary at GameDailyBiz, which finds it unlikely that Nintendo would sell to Cisco.
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Didn't Microsoft try to buyout Nintendo a while ago and get spit on?
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Who the heck is Cisco?
If Nintendo does sell to another company, they probably sell Nintendo of America rather the whole company itself. As NOA is more of a distribution arm of Nintendo rather than content creation.
First off, Nintendo will never be bought, they'd leave the marketplace before that. Second, Cisco?
Am going to have to get another CCNA (Certified Cicso Nintendo Administrator) certification.
Is it just me, or do you hate it when people say "Is it just me..."?
I know that Cisco is a big company and all, huge even, but so is Nintendo. Wouldn't it be just as likely to see Nintendo buying out Cisco?
TiVo is sueing Dish over "time warp" patent. Smith Barney thinks TiVo has a 70-90% chance of winning the case. Why would TiVo enter any equity agreement when it is likely to be worth much more soon after the trial ( March 2006 )?
Cisco doesn't own the network in question ...
Oh, right. Slashdot. Pointless rumours for nerds.
The only reason for Cisco to buy Nintendo is so they can in turn be bought out by someone with more money than brains.
Is it just me, or does Cisco + Nintendo warp your mind a bit. Nintendo... by Cisco. I just can't wrap my head around it :)
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They sell shortening now, too; to grease the way for their other mergers and acquisitions.
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So if Cisco were to buy TiVo what would be the result? Here are some possibilities:
1. Mandatory Jazz music soundtrack while in Menus and while fast forwarding.
2. Higher cost (everything is worth more with a Cisco label on it).
3. Different TiVo features will now be ala-carte, pay extra for HMF (again), pay extra for IR Blaster funcionality.
4. The only networking configurations that will be supported is if EVERY piece networking & voice component in your house is a Cisco product, your'e on your own if you have a D-Link or SMC broadband router or a Motorla set top box.
Nintendo will never sell to Cisco willingly. When Microsoft tried to buy them out (for a LOT of money), Hiroshi supposedly stood on a chair and told Ballmer to "suck his tiny yellow balls." There's some denial about the interview after the fact now, so might be BS but it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if it were true.
Though I doubt it'd ever happen, if Cisco were to buy out Ninento, maybe the combined company could bring back the days of Nintendo cereal.
"Nintendo, it's a wireless access point now.
Nintendo, it's a IPv6 capable, DFC3 layer switch wow!"
If big boobed women work at Hooters do one legged women work at IHOP?
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Cistendo? Nintenco? Nincisco? Nisco? Nintencis?
MS has wanted to buy Nintendo since before the Xbox. Gates has said numerous times that if Nintendo were up for a buyout, MS would be the first to put up the cash for it. Of course, Nintendo has kept saying they're not for sale.
Cisco can want to buy Nintendo, but I think they're up against the same thing that MS is, Nintendo doesn't want to sell to anyone.
Look how crappy Linksys has gotten since Cisco bought them. It's common knowledge among all of my techie friends that Linksys routers aren't what they used to be.
Unless Cisco offered a very high price for Nintendo, I doubt Nintendo will sell (and, even then, it's questionable.) While Nintendo may be slightly behind the XBox in America, putting them at No. 3, they're No. 2 in Japan, and No. 1 in worldwide handhelds. Even with the low price, they still eek out a small profit from their hardware, so they aren't hurting financially. Of course, I'm not a big exec, so there may very well be a transaction of some sort. If there is, it's more likely that Cisco will get the NOA arm of Nintendo, as stated by another poster.
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#11 on Cringely's 2006 predictions:
11) TiVO will be bought by another company.
It's true no man is an island, but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a good raft.
Cisco would want to own a game device to help drive more traffic on its network.
What network is that? I thought they made hardware. Wouldn't the traffic be carried by the DSL or cable providers?
Seriously, I could not imagine a worse scenario. Nintendo is the only game company left who places fun, gameplay, and design over advertising, hype, and corporate greed. The gaming industry is dying slowly and turning into a mini-hollywood and the pervasiveness of ad's in games and lack of innovation in favor of sequels and making the biggest grab for money and power does nothing to further gaming.
Nintendo stays true to its roots, and wavers for no one or no money. They have a quirky business set-up but it works, to turn that into a carbon copy American corporation would ruin everything that makes Nintendo Nintendo. I would be deeply saddened to hear news of Cisco purchasing Nintendo, and I can only hope that the Revolution is a great success and sale of the company would be out of the question. That would be the darkest day in gaming of all time.
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Uhm, yeah. That makes just about as much sense as an asphalt producer buying Ford so that its cars would drive up the demand for pavement.
A more accurate way of putting this would be:
As someone who has been working in Japan for several years, in the game industry, I cant begin to explain how ridiculous this sounds.
Nintendo is a 107 year old company. It has been lead by the same family for generations, and their mployees are extremely proud. They were there before video games existed, and they most likely will be there long after video games are gone.
I am not sure if its a cultural thing, but the assumption that everything is for sale is quite irritating.
when Nintendo puts its next console online, it won't be hacked? Can someone explain to me what Cisco would be doing in the game console market?
"Microsoft, which is emerging as a key competitor to Cisco in the home entertainment market"
.even their gaming wireless adapters are more support devices for things in the home entertainment market. I wouldn't consider them part of the market themselves since they themselves don't bring entertainment?
Maybe I'm out of touch, but what does Cisco have already in the home entertainment market? I don't see linksys type devices really counting .
Someone educate me?
I think you meant "ducks with shells."
It would be just like Palm and 3COM, elagant and beatuful designs crushed under a layers and layers of clueless management and indecision strangling innovation until the design is irrelavant.
Why don't they buy SEGA instead. We can finally get ehternet adaptors for our dreamcasts!
I suppose it's great to speculate, but this isn't so much "news analysis" as it is wild stabs in the dark. Sure, there may be some possible synergy with Tivo. Maybe. But just throwing names out willy-nilly makes this look like something from IGN.
Cisco is all about the network.
Theory 1:
I bet small changes could be made to Tivo to make it much more of a video on demand box. These changes could be done in such a way that the Tivo is much more dependant on the network for it's content. High network utilization is good for Cisco.
Thoery 2:
They own Scientific Atlanta which (last I knew) is one of the major vendors of cable set-top boxes. Including Tivo in a set-top box would be good for sales I would think, even if it's just because Tivo has a good "brand."
Theory 3: (Theory 1 + Theory 2) = Theory 3.
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Who started this rumor? Whoever you are, at least come up with rumours that are plausible.
I vote that someone buy both TiVo and Nintendo. I don't care that Microsoft is pushing for the X-Box an all-in-one media center. The holy grail of media centers will be my new NinTeVo Revolution Series 3.
I'm looking forward to the Japanese imports such as "Doodle Doodle Doodle" where you have to draw mustaches as fast as you can on the incoming TV feed.
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NO SHIT?! Thanks for EXPLAINING that, I NEVER would have understood otherwise. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
Cisco already aquired Scientific Atlanta, now add Tivo to the mix. It opens up alot of possibilities. I think it would be a good move.
And I don't mean that in a bad way in any way whatsoever. I've taken almost 30 weeks of Japanese language/culture classes, and I've learned a lot. One big thing I've learned is how strong a sense of cummunity the Japanese have. While most US corporate bosses might think individually and be willing to sell a company at the right price and loose a few thousand jobs in the process, outsource, and do a lot of other things that, I don't think a Japanese company would do that because it wouldn't benefit the group as a whole. It just isn't very good for the country to sell a company when it's benefiting your economy, and been a large symbol of your country to the rest of the world.
In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
Does this mean I need a cisco certified technician to set up my TIVO?
Who is seriously stupid enough to believe, much less report, that Nintendo would be selling out to an American company? Microsoft already tried this, and Ballmer got quite a response from Hiroshi Yamauchi, the 77 year old ex-Nintendo president. To make his feelings blatantly obvious, he stood on a chair, cupped his hands over his mouth, and suggested the following:
"Hey, Ballmer, why don't you suck my tiny yellow balls?"
He even said it in plain English, after having an interpreter for the rest of the conversation, for added clarity. He also likened the acceptance of such a deal to "a defeat comparable to World War 2" despite the fact that M$ offered what Yamauchi-san described as the largest sum of money he'd ever heard of. I highly doubt that Cisco's chances would be any better.
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OK Cisco provides networking hardware and IOS's to support certain features.
Why would Cisco buy Nintendo?
Well think about it this way. Time Warner is a HUGE customer of Cisco. Cisco acquired Scientific Atlantic which makes cable set top boxes. Humm then Time Warners network would be optimized with Cisco's hardware and TV/Cable controlled by Cisco's boxes.
Now combine this with Cisco's IPTV, and Network Virtual Private Storage Solutions and you pretty much have Video on demand over IP any time of the day. Throw a game console in the mix and you have diversified in to a game service niche, much like xbox live.
Thats just one reason.
First of all, how is Cisco competing with anyone in the home entertainment market? Because of Sci-Atlanta and Linksys? Yes, you can play games on the internet via a Linksys router, and watch cable TV via a cable box. These do not make you a player in the home entertainment industry. In fact, Sci-At has been making cable boxes for DECADES, and I never search out their brand over someone elses. Does anyone even CARE who makes a cable box?
As for the purchase of Nintendo... I say fat chance. Aside from the fact that Nintendo is no small company (in Japan, they are still QUITE large) with a LOT of IP to purchase in the deal, I believe the cultural background of Nintendo would prevent them from selling to such a company... or really selling at all unless they were in dire straights.
Honestly, the whole article doesn't really seem to have much base in reality. Can anyone enlighten me if I missed out on something really big?
If Cisco were to buy both you could then have a set top box that was your router/firewall/WAP/Tivo(PVR)/games console/VOIP server all in one. Since Cisco (via the Linksys brand) has been open to hacking^h^h^h^h^h^h^h end user modification of their systems it could be a very interesting development.
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Disney/Pixar to buy out Nintendo so Apple can aquire a games console platform to move into the living room. Taco Bell to buy out Depends diapers for adults because the two seem to go hand in hand after a stuffed burrito. See, I can do it too, it's a lot of fun.
Cisco want a 100+ year old playing card company anyway?
If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
The cartridges were *big*. :-o
In fact, *I* predicted that Cringely would predict it.
If memory serves me correctly Cisco is playing by the Microsoft rulebook. If you can't create great new technologies, BUY THEM!!! Now all we have to do is wait for Microsoft to buy Cisco and Bill Gates will finally have ULTIMATE POWAR!!!!
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My instructor said nothing about flying turtles. Great. Do you know what section of the curriculum that was?
Why is it that when you believe something it's an opinion, but when I believe something it's a manifesto?
how is Cisco currently in the home entertainment market?
How can they be considered a competitor of Microsoft's in that market?
to play Legend of Zelda using an IOS interface.
Cisco should buy Nabisco too! Then they could call the company: Ninabicisco!
After that, it's only a matter of buying the rights to John Travolta's movies, and they could then be a true media company:
Ninabicidisco. Home entertainment, home networking, home food, and home music. A true media conglomerate.
Yeah, we could tell.
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I know ... this is off-topic, but I can't help myself. Every time I hear or read "Nintendo", I always think of O'Neill in Stargate SG-1 hilariously substituting "neutrinos" for "nintendos".
Full episode transcipt here.Whoever Has the Most Toys Wins!
Very much so a stretch. In fact I'd go so far as to say "get a clue man!" Whoever wrote that needs to be beat upside the head.
It started back in Team Fortress Classic
Uh, no.
Nintendo has reported a whopping 1 quarter in the last, like, 75 years where they didn't show a profit.
They are the market leader in handheld consoles...and have been for about 20 years. They have beaten Sega, Atari, and Sony at this game. Not to mention numerous others like the n-gage and wonderswan.
Unlike the competition, they only sell thier consoles at a profit. Sony and MS take a hit - either initially or during the entire lifepan of the system.
They aren't going anywhere.
Will the nintendo revolution run IOS?
This will never happen. They are too proud, and that's a good thing.
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Nintendo would also provide Cisco an entree into the mobile-handheld market
I think this is a chance for Cisco to turn over a new leaf and to plant itself firmly in this market. This could grow into something beautiful. Finally a company that can see the tree for the forest.
I used to be a regular reader, but once they shifted to extensive use of flash ads on their website a few years ago, I rarely visit. That, and the failing quality of their content lead me to other sources.
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If not the company then the old library.
There is a market for the old style fun to play video games.
Add an emulator on a Tivo Box and offer a game subscription. Could be a nice little piece of change.
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And frankly, I think the average person will say, "Who the heck is Cisco?"
BTW I love my TiVo as is, I don't want Cisco changing it.
No way Nintendo would EVER sell a few months before releasing one of the most "Revolution"ary game systems of all time! They've got way too much at stake in Revolution to throw it all away.
This just in! 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
Yeah, totally. Nintendo is teh suxor!!!1one11!!!
C'mon... If anybody is hurting in the game console market, it's not Nintendo. They don't do gimmik prices and loose money on they're game console. They are not even the number 3 game console manufacture like the article says. They are one of the #2 game hardware manufacturers in the world (1 behind Sony) and the #2 game publisher in the world (1 behind EA).
and other fine game products, it's fine by me if they buy me out of my shares of NTDOY (Nintendo ADR shares).
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I'm still waiting for the first Star Wars Lego version for the Nintendo Revolution console - looking forward to using the Revolution wand controller as a virtual light saber
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Everyone and their brother has a friggin' Linksys wireless router (never configured with default SSID).
... why pay for wireless when it's free?
You know, when I pull my laptop out of my backpack around here, I have about a 50 percent success rate in finding lots of "secure" networks using the default SSID
Ignore the blinking light on your cable modem, it works for me.
But I used to date someone who orignally had tens of millions in Cisco shares, but luckily diversified so she only had 20 percent left in Cisco before the crash. They're fairly easy to find in the Santa Barbara, San Francisco, and Seattle area.
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The frequency of reposts that this article keeps getting around the net annoys me.
Go read the CNet article. It's a very large amount of speculation - so much that it makes me think the author just wrote it to help pad her quota of "stories." This isn't news, this is pure conjecture. Cisco - the networking company or the rapper - will not buy Nintendo.
I'm glad I don't subscribe to Slashdot. Posts like this would make me feel like I wasted my money.
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Strange, then why do I own 10,000 ADR shares of the Japanese stock market holdings as well as direct ADR shares of Nintendo, Sony, and Konami?
Since I'm American, with an American stock market account (Morgan Stanley for these trades), that means they do sell their companies to Americans, since I own them and vote on them.
heck, I even watch the annual shareholder's meetings - I have great CEOs there who make less than I do as a university researcher - not overpaid greedheads like my US CEO/exec employees who rip me off.
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Anyone forget that Cisco just purchased Scientific Atlanta. It would be cool if they bought Tivo so my Scientific Atlanta box can finally work like a Tivo, but they don't need to.
so Apple can aquire a games console platform to move into the living room.
Pippin flopped.
Only the first time around, it was called "AOL/TimeWarner."
There was a lot of leveraging of synergies going on back then, and lots of money being spent, but the end result was less than stellar.
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Until that time - no. Maybe when the Sun is ready to go supernova but still no if Earth 2.0 is already established. TiVo - you & I could buy them this afternoon.
I think 1 of 2 things are going to happen.
Either nintendo's revolution will flop, much like the Dreamcast did (only difference will be, Dreamcast was a good system), and Nintendo will stop producing consoles and only work on games/handhelds.
OR
Nintendo will sell to a company that isn't as anal retentive about releasing games with more mature themes. After all not everyone wants to play pokemon and dragonball.
Nintendo is a publically traded company in Japan (symbol: NTDOY). They can't be private company. You can even purchase ADRs of Nintendo shares if you find brokers who will do the transaction for you.
If Tivo is actually that likely to win the trial, the stock market will already have factored this into the price.
You can't beat the market that easily...
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To those guys at Tivo and Nintendo, I say go for it.
At least it will prevent Microsoft from trying to take over them. Besides, it willl alow Cisco to get some of there wireless products (Linksys), to work with their products.
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How do you "loose" money?
Last I checked, it is actually illegal (under Japanese law) for a foreign company to own a Japanese company.
All speculation about pride, attitudes, finances and tradition aside, the closest Cisco could do, is sign an exclusive distribution and production deal with Nintendo, much like Disney did with Studio Ghibli. Any attempt to outright buy Nintendo would be blocked by the Japanese government.
Whoever wrote this article obviously has the rather charming and provincial attitude that American companies can do whatever they want. The problem is, there are these things called governments that sometimes get in their way.
It had information that the driver needed but its reason d'etre (pretentious moi!) was the longer scenic routes that were offered as an alternative. While we are at it the early US car companies financed roads as well.
Help fight continental drift.
True. But most of the control I'd imagine still is maintained in Japan. Ownership != control all the time, especially since most of their stock is still owned in Japan. Owning some of Nintendo is one thing, but if Cisco bought them, Nintendo would no longer be able to do what they want as an individual company. Although it appears you do agree with their CEO's probably less likely to screw over their subordinates (Assuming you meant They when you said I).
In undeveloped countries, the consumer controls the market. In capitalist America, the market controls you.
Cisco: Nintendo... You are my bitch. Nintendo: No... No... That's not true! That's impossible! Cisco: Search your stock holdings. You know it to be true. Nintendo: Nooooo! Nooooo!
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