Are you fuking serious? I know geeks like to think they are the super geniuses of the world (in the style of Wyle E. Coyote), but this is beyond ridiculous.
Well, shit, there sugarcube, maybe you should mosey on down to JPL and set those folks straight.
You can't do anything. The alpha sociopaths are in complete control of everything. People like you raging on about the constitution or changing the system are just a giggle to them.
The caliber of stories is really down overall. Can't imagine what triggered this story. They're really shooting blanks some days. Or maybe I'm just going off half-cocked. Who knows?
Just have every employee work remotely while inside a virtual reality pod. In the VR world, everyone is just an amorphous grey blob with a genderless, monotone voice. The software will also filter out potentially offensive words (for example: "meat", "tight", "hot" and "pony").
I hope this helps.
Where to get VR pods? I dunno. Google it or something. I can't solve *all* your problems! Sheesh!
Wow, was what I meant that hard to grasp? All I meant was why is it a failure of the company and not a failure of the analyst who made the estimate? How do I know they don't intentionally overestimate to knock the stock price down?
I said this from the very start. Remain calm, and carry on inventing. Try not to fuck up the economy with panic measures so there's money for research both private and public. Sadly, the alpha sociopaths fucked up the economy, but still human ingenuity ticks away.
He's in over his head. Kudos to him on getting it going and succeeding, job creation and all that, but I think he's just been overwhelmed. Personally, I would have sold it off, invested the proceeds in something really boring and safe, and taken up a ludicrous and expensive hobby. Never understood the alpha mentality to work until they die even after they have more money they could ever spend. My goal is to work hard, retire as early as possible to someplace nice in the mountains, and tell society and the rat race to go fuck itself diagonally.
Unless it's pretty new and/or popular, I get get one seeder in Ulaanbaatar providing a copy encoded in some Ukranian format that Google Translate tells me is "Yuri's Really Fine Codec Purple Monkey".
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That was the first low res thumbnail through the yet to be jettisoned lens caps. Have to wait for the dust to settle.
Are you fuking serious? I know geeks like to think they are the super geniuses of the world (in the style of Wyle E. Coyote), but this is beyond ridiculous.
Well, shit, there sugarcube, maybe you should mosey on down to JPL and set those folks straight.
As big as a Mini Cooper they said, which seems a bit of an oxymoron, truth be told. ;-)
A Winnebago on mars would be the safest meth lab in the system. Distribution of product is a bitch, though.
Yeah, I think JPL is up to speed on that.
Sky crane for the win. I had images in my head of hovering Eagles from Space 1999. :-)
That's the last push I need to start the Mindyourownfuckingbusiness Party.
You can't do anything. The alpha sociopaths are in complete control of everything. People like you raging on about the constitution or changing the system are just a giggle to them.
I wish we had that. I'd be High Potentate And Head Muckety Muck.
No, wait... SENIOR High Potentate And Head Muckety Muck.
Quick! I need an ideological purist to tell me what to think about this!
Ever heard 4'33"?
Has anyone?
All music is converging until it consists of single, steady tones.
Heard a great song today. It was B flat for three minute.
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
It rocks!
Wasnt this an episode of Numb3rs?
...does even playing a game have to be a world shaking ideological decision?
Cripes, I'd sell the whole lot of you out to invading aliens in a heartbeat.
They're currently on version 6 with no letup in sight so it's hard to say they are "clean" if they have to keep updating it all the time.
o.O
You're kidding. You're kidding, right?
The caliber of stories is really down overall. Can't imagine what triggered this story. They're really shooting blanks some days. Or maybe I'm just going off half-cocked. Who knows?
I deserve every down mod I get.
Just have every employee work remotely while inside a virtual reality pod. In the VR world, everyone is just an amorphous grey blob with a genderless, monotone voice. The software will also filter out potentially offensive words (for example: "meat", "tight", "hot" and "pony").
I hope this helps.
Where to get VR pods? I dunno. Google it or something. I can't solve *all* your problems! Sheesh!
Jars or neckties? o.O Are jellybeans involved?
At my employer we just have an annual video with such grossly exaggerated examples it's actually entertaining.
This article needed more haughty sniffing.
Wow, was what I meant that hard to grasp? All I meant was why is it a failure of the company and not a failure of the analyst who made the estimate? How do I know they don't intentionally overestimate to knock the stock price down?
Or just don't open the chute.
Just unlucky, I guess. :)
Obviously, I exaggerate. A tad. Generally I get what I want once I get to the "used DVD" stage. Only thing I tormented recently was Dexter season 5.
I said this from the very start. Remain calm, and carry on inventing. Try not to fuck up the economy with panic measures so there's money for research both private and public. Sadly, the alpha sociopaths fucked up the economy, but still human ingenuity ticks away.
He's in over his head. Kudos to him on getting it going and succeeding, job creation and all that, but I think he's just been overwhelmed. Personally, I would have sold it off, invested the proceeds in something really boring and safe, and taken up a ludicrous and expensive hobby. Never understood the alpha mentality to work until they die even after they have more money they could ever spend. My goal is to work hard, retire as early as possible to someplace nice in the mountains, and tell society and the rat race to go fuck itself diagonally.
Media houses too greedy to make it happen ... yes.
That was, in fact, the undoableness I was referring to. :-)
Was that a joke?
Unless it's pretty new and/or popular, I get get one seeder in Ulaanbaatar providing a copy encoded in some Ukranian format that Google Translate tells me is "Yuri's Really Fine Codec Purple Monkey".