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  1. Re:solution: on The Hell Known As Internet Screening Services · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean the Daniel Pearl video? That's why I have chosen to never watch it along with the fact that the people who created it want me to, and I do so love to disappoint them in any small way I can.

  2. Re:Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe on The Hell Known As Internet Screening Services · · Score: 1

    I actually sent in "Crime scene cleanup" to their suggestion box a while back.

  3. Re:The Sun eh... on Matt Smith Leaving Doctor Who Already? · · Score: 1

    The Telegraph reports Karen Gillan as specifically denying

    Pfft! That woman would forget her own engagement. I wouldn't trust her as a source.

  4. Re:Non, let me introduce you to sequitur on US Gov't Orders 73,000 Private Websites Offline · · Score: 1

    Every government carries a philosophy.

    So did Videodrome. That's what made it dangerous. :-)

    I was just pointing out than American exceptionalism in this case is a total crock of shit, as it usually is.

    *shrug* OK. Nothing special about that. Hey, dude, I'm practically an anarchist at this point. I don't trust anyone in politics to give me the correct time of day. Living here in California didn't help. Our legislature is actively and openly hostile to anyone with functioning neurons. There's been a few accidently recorded "private" conversations where it's clear they have given upeven the barest pretense of serving anything but their own egos and bank accounts.

  5. Awesome! on US Deploys 'Heat-Ray' In Afghanistan · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Agonizer! Please tell me the project manager looked like Leonard Nimoy with a beard.

  6. Re:Bah. on US Deploys 'Heat-Ray' In Afghanistan · · Score: 1

    That's what is most depressing about the whole situation. Right after 9/11, someone in federal government circles commented about how it was a whole new world and whole new battle, how we'd "come out of the darkness" and "in the night" and strike back at the pigfuckers. All covert and super secret super squirrel-like. They'd never know what hit them or where it was coming from next. Teach the assrags what terror really means right in their little training camps. It sounded great. But then the bombers and tanks showed up. :-\ I can't even find the quote anymore.

  7. Non, let me introduce you to sequitur on US Gov't Orders 73,000 Private Websites Offline · · Score: 1

    So, you think America doesn't call in the troops to maintain order.

    Did I say that? No. We were talking about China and their allegedly oh so philosophical government.

  8. Re:It's a culture thing on US Gov't Orders 73,000 Private Websites Offline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you have to understand about China is that their government is an expression of their religious philosophies.

    Whose philosophy do you support in this picture?

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Tianasquare.jpg

  9. No worries on India's New Rupee Symbol Won't Show On Computers · · Score: 1

    Rupees? Can't Princess Zelda just make a royal decree and get the symbol added right away?

  10. Re:Question on DARPA To Turn Humans Into Batteries · · Score: 1

    Because in out most immediate vicinity all the hydrogen is, shall we say, already in use. Alas, there's no hydrogen mines in them thar hills.

  11. Will they screen the ads first? on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a 47-year-old married guy with two teen-agers who is having trouble paying his bills, we don't want to make you feel worse by showing you ads for products you can't afford, like new cars. We show those ads to Dave, next door. What you need is ... Pepto-Bismol, and maybe some antidepressants, right?

    "Money problems? Did you know there are places in this world that will buy your children? Press "9" on your television remote for further details."

  12. Happy fun time signs! on Tokyo Rail Billboards Scan Viewer's Age, Gender · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hello [scanning] sir."

    "Now that you are [scanning] in the prime of middle age, couldn't you see yourself in a brand new Generic Sport Sedan From GeneriCo?"

    "Yes, sir, approach this kiosk, and I will display the many features of the Boring Oval Shaped Sedan 300Q"

    "It is not necessary for you to hold a [scanning] metal pipe to view this ad."

    "Neither is it necessary for you to [bzzzt] strike this kiosk with the [blargle] metal pipe."

    "Please [buzz] stop [skree] hitting [roar] me, [bzzzzrrrzzzzzzzzzz] sir"

    "[zzzzz] maintenance required [skttttttktktktk] please [bzzzzz] Daisy daisy [zzzzzz] rosebud"

    "sssssssssss boop!"

    (blessed silence)

  13. Re:Signal Bar replacement. on Apple To Hold iPhone 4 Press Conference · · Score: 1

    The signal bar has now been replaced with a Mana bar.

    Does the mana bar refill itself or do you have to rest at an inn?

  14. Re:This study is nothing but Communist propaganda on Given Truth, the Misinformed Believe Lies More · · Score: 1

    I know, I know. Geez.

    George Will? Bleah. I'd like to see them go back to the classic William "Legalize drugs" Buckley much more academic mode. I might start paying attention again.

  15. Re:Warning! on Open Source Hardware Definition Hits 0.3 · · Score: 1

    Making your own dollars is a federal offense.

    No, no. Making it is fine. *Keeping* it is a federal offense.

  16. Re:This study is nothing but Communist propaganda on Given Truth, the Misinformed Believe Lies More · · Score: 2, Informative

    that this would make GW Bush a very, very progressive president

    About a billion people have said that before you, you know. Many conservative organizations complained endlessly about the spending and power increases under Bush, but they never got any media coverage. The libertarian leaning Cato Institute hated the SOB.

  17. Re:Right on Given Truth, the Misinformed Believe Lies More · · Score: 1

    hat won't stop *them* from going out of their way to affect you

    Yeah, doing things like voting.

  18. Re:Why don't they find the serial killer gene inst on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 1

    Don't make me come over there!

  19. Re:Why don't they find the serial killer gene inst on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 1

    Gosh! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, yeah, I'm not insane.

  20. Re:Sample Sizes on Do Home Computers Help Or Hinder Education? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Romanian study apparently successfully interviewed 858 families

    Gosh. I hope no one was hurt in the unsuccessful interviews.

  21. Oh boy! on Do Home Computers Help Or Hinder Education? · · Score: 1

    Another quest for the one size that fits all.

    Here's the real answer: it helps some, hinders others and is a wash for the rest.

  22. Re:Why don't they find the serial killer gene inst on Familial DNA Testing Nabs Alleged Serial Killer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Cripes, that sounds like my crazy elderly dad. He thinks they should kill a murderer's family (you know, the people who *didn't* do the crime) in front of him. I keep explaining to him that serial killers are sociopaths who won't *care* if you kill their family (or even get off on it), but no go.

  23. Darling, don't you monkey with the monkey. on Chinese News Reports the Taliban Are Training Monkey Soldiers · · Score: 2, Funny

    In related news, the US deploys its new Gabriel drones with the ability to shock the monkeys.

  24. Re:cameron has been obsessed with diving for awhil on The Search For the Mount Everest of Caves · · Score: 3, Funny

    considering how cameron's diving hobbies inspire his creative works (look at titanic and the abyss), i welcome whatever comes out of the creative ferment of his mind from his interest in deep caves. perhaps the abyss ii? some sort of horror movie?

    Maybe he can go spelunking in a library, and learn how to make an original plot and put that "3D" concept to work with his character construction.

    galactic cave?

    o_O

  25. Yes on The Search For the Mount Everest of Caves · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article notes that James Cameron is planning to release a 3D film next year about extreme cave divers.

    And the year after that will see "Cavatar"

    A man falls in love with a female from a tribe of green, subterranean lizard people, and helps her fight off the evil white American oppressors who want to drill her (wink wink) home for sub-crustal oil.