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  1. It's a MOON! on Could There Be Life On Titan? · · Score: 2, Funny

    So of course there's life on it -- WHALES!

  2. Re:Newspapers and SEO on 5 Ways Newspapers Botched the Web · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Journalism is second place to the SEO it seems.

    That's true, but it's really not a reflection on newspapers, but really a reflection on the fact that search is not -- in any way -- good enough. In fact, if anything search is getting worse. There's Google and some also-rans. SEO-spamming Google is what everyone needs to do on the web. That just should not be. It wasn't even that bad before Google, newspapers didn't used to do that. Everyone HAS TO now.

    Google needs competition, for the good of us all, including themselves.

  3. flashblock on Adobe Flash Ads Launching Clipboard Hijack Attacks · · Score: 5, Informative

    as though we really need yet another reason to use flashblock...

    This one small piece of technology has made browsing the web bearable again. I can't ever thank its developers enough.

  4. please.... on Beijing 2008 In Lego · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please...

    Please...

    No more clutching-at-straws-to-be-news-stories to promote Olympics related advertising.

    No more Olympics, please. It's NOT news for nerds. It's news for jocks.

  5. how is this news? on Photoshop Allows Us To Alter Our Memories · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People have been doing this since the beginning of photography. In fact people have probably been doing it since the beginning of the concept of the recorded image. I wouldn't be surprised if Uncle Ugg was edited out of cave paintings.

    The technology is different sure, but Photoshop has had the ability to do this for years.

    THIS IS NOT, IN ANY WAY, NEWS.

    Slashdot gets more and more like Digg every day. Please, please stop this trend.

  6. Re:too bad on Dell Loses Bid To Trademark "Cloud Computing" · · Score: 1

    If they got it, no one else could use this worthless buzzword. Now everyone has a chance to launch cloud computing on the web 2.0 while hyping it in the blogosphere.

    Quite correct. Though they could consider trying "cloudware." It has all the buzziness of "cloud computing" and all the value of "vapourware." It could be one of the most apt buzzwords ever.

  7. Re:That's not the reason on Why the Olympics Didn't Melt the Internet · · Score: 1

    I thought it was because nobody actually cares enough to watch.

    That's exactly what I thought too. I know no-one who is excited about the Olympics. I've never known anyone who is interested in the Olympics.

    But why are there so many viral marketing Olympics stories on Slashdot? News for nerds? Only if stretching a point is an Olympic sport. If I wanted to visit Digg I'd go to Digg. I DO NOT. That's why I come to Slashdot -- so why does Digg come and visit me here?

  8. Re:spiritual beliefs? on Stone Age Mass Graves Reveal Green Sahara · · Score: 1

    I was just about to post the same thing on seeing that in the article. This isn't suggested at all -- not any more than a child playing with dolls proves spirituality. A desire to nurture or sentimentality does NOT in any way prove spirituality.

    Archaeologists always seem to be inferring spirituality on ancients. However, humans today are mostly not that spiritual -- they are a pretty selfish, material greedy bunch, and I don't really believe that humans have got worse (or much better admittedly, though we have renamed slavery "outsourcing").

  9. Re:One Possible Use on Some Eye-Popping Research From Siggraph · · Score: 1

    This will save porn companies a bundle...

    Actually, no. Or at least not yet... The skills etc involved in making the image manips look good are still far more expensive than the skills of porn performers. (well, most anyway)

  10. Re:real footage? on Some Eye-Popping Research From Siggraph · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the question is in twenty years time will you trust the news you see on TV?

    You trust it now? Are you new here?

  11. Re:What? No Belgians? on Biologists Create Genetic Map of Europe · · Score: 1

    Almost... there are some Germans too.

  12. Jets? Plumes? on Cassini Finds Source of Icy Jets On Enceladus · · Score: 1

    No! It's spouts! Thar she blows!

    Seems Earth's moon is not the only moon in our system with whales.

  13. Re:Protect children from porn on McCain Releases Technology Platform · · Score: 1

    I wonder how he'd go about doing that.

    It's really easy. We just use the "Just Say No" War-on-Drugs Model.

    Oh, wait...

  14. Re:War is declared ... on How NASA Will Bomb the Moon To Find Water · · Score: 1

    It does have something to do with biology...

    WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE WHALES?

    Stop the bombing! Save the moon whales!

  15. to save time, the answer is.... on Mechanical Reasoners Battle It Out In Sydney Today · · Score: 1, Funny

    forty-two.

  16. oblig on Air Force Suspends Cyber Command Program · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your base are belong to them.

  17. Re:Already on Slashdot? on Physics Nerds Rap About the LHC · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered why the initial "c" was silent.

  18. Re:Suddenly... on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 1

    or... since he was describing weird music, I suspect he may mean György Ligeti's Requiem.

    Strauss isn't that weird, though it was his piece used at the monolith moment in the movie.

  19. so... on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 0

    the irony is that now cooking is actually making us dumber again -- well fast food, high fructose corn syrup, and brewing specifically.

    No. Sorry. I do NOT believe a word of this wildly-speculative pseudoscience. How can it be that people get grants for this kind of research?

  20. Re:So... on Smart Contact Lenses · · Score: 1

    As an anti-goatse device. Finally, zee goggles, zey will do something!

  21. Re:I'll judge them in 3 days. on YouTube Yanks Free Tibet Video After IOC Pressure · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a shame you had to go too far in your post, because amongst the flamebait you do have a valid point.

    Tibet was not by any stretch of the imagination a free, fair nor democratic society before the Chinese invaded. Many of Tibet's citizens are indeed wealthier, freer and healthier as a result of the invasion.

    The Dalai Lamas have suppressed many things over the centuries and have protected their dictatorship bloodily. It's all about money and power. Even now, the current Dalai Lama preaches "simplicity," and the opportunity to buy his latest overpriced book on "simplicity."

    A Free Tibet will be a great thing. But neither the Chinese nor the (self-appointed) Tibetan Government in Exile are in anyway truly interested in that.

  22. erm... on Olympic Opening Ceremony Fireworks Were (Partly) Faked · · Score: 2, Insightful

    how, exactly... is this news for nerds?

    Is this just a vain viral attempt to drum up interest in the World's singularly most overrated sporting event?

    Or simply yet another attempt to discredit the Chinese to distract US and UK readers from caring about the human rights and privacy abuses committed their own countries. Just remember, anything bad that happens in China in 2008 is going to be blown out of the water by the the London Olympics -- it'll make the 1936 Olympics look like Woodstock.

  23. this... on The Pirate Bay Blocked In Italy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is what happens when you elect a media owner as your country's president.

    Ciao free speech!

  24. Re:Ryanair are awful, though on Airline Cancels All Flights Booked Through Third-Party Systems · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, sorry as someone who has also (reluctantly) flown RyanAir many times I'd say that the OP is not only NOT crap but is, in fact, understated. There is considerable truth in what he writes -- more truth is ever written about RyanAir than by RyanAir.

    It's the Walmart of the Sky. Fat, dumb, uncaring, selfish, hungover, violent staff and customers. And many of their airports are at least 50km away from where they are claimed to be: e.g. Frankfurt Hahn, Glasgow Prestwick, etc, etc, etc.

  25. Re:a match made in heaven . . . on MediaSentry Hired By People's Republic of China · · Score: 1

    Didn't we have to pay to watch them here?

    Would many people pay to watch the Olympics? I don't know anyone who cares about watching them. In fact, I can't think I've ever come across anyone who is excited by the prospect of the Olympics. I'm sure some are -- relatives of athletes etc.

    Despite all the hype, the protests, the scandals etc etc, it's not exactly a TV spectacular in most Western countries.

    I really can't understand that piracy is any real issue at all.