I can't really tell, and tell no one, but here are the secrets they are working on...
-Cofee machine controlled by the Internet. gcofee.google.com
-Game : ultra pong with 20000 paddles and one ball. g20000.google.com
-Gpoint. Things about woman. gpoint.google.com
I actually like this quote from NewsWire from this text.
"The EDS Agility Alliance promises to take industry collaboration and
innovation to a new level by applying the assets and expertise of key industry
leaders and partners to a single vision," said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Single vision means monopoly right?
That's weird, why is "collaboration" and "single vision" in the same sentence?
I'm not a big fan of Microsoft, but I'm getting a bit tired of the whole "it's Microsoft so it must be evil" mindset.
Evil? Nooooooo... just incredlibly stupit (sometimes). But hey, how can you have a company with 100% intelligent people? Imposible! It is sure to have some morons somewhere.
I HOPE THEY WILL BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE THAT WILL ACTUALLY stop this request!
And please, post it on/.:)
Oups, sorry, getting tired of the whole Microsoft is good here.
or sometimes "une mise à jour" witch is actually an update.
You must agree that an update is actually pretty much the same thing as a patch. Well... in the MS world anyway:)
Slashdot Mirror
Hoooooo, I get it now. This current news is coming from EDS, but what they had said earlier is coming from Microsoft.
Just like the get the facts caimpain. Everything in true there.
I can't really tell, and tell no one, but here are the secrets they are working on... -Cofee machine controlled by the Internet. gcofee.google.com -Game : ultra pong with 20000 paddles and one ball. g20000.google.com -Gpoint. Things about woman. gpoint.google.com
"Some Linux Distros Found Vulnerable By Default documented in a 4 pages document.
Next up, Windows Found Vulnerable By Default with patch, documented in a 100 pages incomplete document. Goerge as the details.
-Yeah, I think I'll go MAD if I ever look at that code again! YAYAYAYAYAAYAYYAAYMOUHAHAHAAHAH."
At last! I'll create my own ultra tic tac toe!
Like in free beer and free speech?
"In the news today, Linux servers have been forking all night, there is no more control!"
"Run for your lives!"
"Linux, do you have a coment on this? -If the Agility Alliance say it, it must be true"
What? Microsoft is part of this Agility Alliance?
I actually like this quote from NewsWire from this text.
"The EDS Agility Alliance promises to take industry collaboration and innovation to a new level by applying the assets and expertise of key industry leaders and partners to a single vision," said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Single vision means monopoly right? That's weird, why is "collaboration" and "single vision" in the same sentence?
Bill Gates says: "...It will reduce confusion and stress."
:"Microsoft patent stress reduction techniques"
Next up
Excellent! Now all they have to do is patent tabbed browsing. Because, everyone know that they invented it. Right?
Yeah, you heard me!
:)
Power to the slashdotters!
Well, would you like a spambox?
:)
:)
It's very usefull when you dont want to give out your real email
Or for all those websites that require registration with email and that does not have a bugmenot account
...in progress!
This webpage is probably hosted on a 486 with 9600 baud modem.
Evil? Nooooooo... just incredlibly stupit (sometimes). But hey, how can you have a company with 100% intelligent people? Imposible! It is sure to have some morons somewhere.
I HOPE THEY WILL BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE THAT WILL ACTUALLY stop this request!
And please, post it on
Oups, sorry, getting tired of the whole Microsoft is good here.
They did not dismisses a launch! Not even dinner!
Dismisses means they actually make an annoncement and then dismisses, but no annoncement was made!
(ET headline style)
The president said something terrible!
-The president of what? Who? More details after the break.
or sometimes "une mise à jour" witch is actually an update. :)
You must agree that an update is actually pretty much the same thing as a patch. Well... in the MS world anyway
Fair? Like in still using architecture from a calculator?
599USD at first of course, like all console release in the chrismas time.
Also, there is no PPU in there?
I heard of "black holes" once...
hey, and there is one Mac OS X :)!
At last! They said it! Now... let's make tell them that Windows suck.
Actually, there was a whole hall full of people from MS shouting the answers (just kidding).