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  1. Re:Here's what you do. on Handling Interviews After Being a Fall Guy? · · Score: 1

    Ligitation is nothing to do with the law?

  2. Re:Gee.. on Microsoft Says Your Phone is Your Next PC · · Score: 1

    Apple 'underpromises and overdelivers'
    And then overcharges, but it's Enron's fault really so they're still cool.
  3. Re:wow... on Judge Doesn't Know What a Web Site is · · Score: 1

    Judges might not need to be experts on technology - but it's worrying that someone who's making important decisions is somewhat out of touch. Wonder if he knows that women can vote yet?

  4. Re:Medical research checklist on Gene Research Gives Hope of Reversing Baldness · · Score: 1

    Having a problem like that can have a severe inpact on your chances of reproducing so I'd say they're no minor issues.
    Titusjan, this is Mr Darwin...
  5. Re:Medical research checklist on Gene Research Gives Hope of Reversing Baldness · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Cool, you could make a self-assembling bacon sandwich!

  6. Re:Computers automate work on USPTO Examiner Rejected 1-Click Claims As "Obvious" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ooops. Here comes Microsoft with a program that looks, acts, and feels EXACTLY the same. Microsoft makes millions and millions. Your father makes... nothing. You get nothing. Your father hires a lawyer, spends hundreds of thousands of dollars chasing Microsoft around in court, Microsoft gets away without paying a dime. That's what life would be like without software patents.
    Not really, if it's that close a ripoff wouldn't it be covered by copyright? It's really just the same as rewriting a novel and changing the hero's name from Jake Grafton to Jack Griffin and sticking a different picture on the cover.
  7. Landline Holders Increasingly Older, More Affluent on Landline Holders Increasingly Older, More Affluent · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they're more affluent because they don't pay big bucks for a new phone every year[1] and however much a pop to add a new ringtone or transfer a file.

    [1] Yeah, sure you can get one for free - it doesn't count if it's per month, right?

  8. Re:Customization on Seeking Next Gen Online Order Entry Software? · · Score: 1

    Software should fit business processes, not the other way around
    It will if you write it yourself - probably only fi you do so. However (correct me if I'm wrong) the point in taking an off-the-shelf system is to avoid doing that.

    unless the processes are a load of bollocks
    Which they frequently are.
  9. Re:wtf? on USPTO Examiner Rejected 1-Click Claims As "Obvious" · · Score: 2, Funny

    You want prior art for 1 click? What about those old-style vending machines - you only had to press the button once to get the chocolate bar or can of soda. I say old-style because the new ones need 98 keypresses and a working knowledge of XML to get anything out of them. I guess that's progress.

  10. Re:Other Crazy Ideas on The Shape of the Future · · Score: 1

    I predict that you'll never learn to use paragraphs.

  11. Re:Life Recorders on The Shape of the Future · · Score: 1

    Does a midget look like a child enough that porn with them is illegal?
    Adult midgets* don't.

    * or whatever the politically correct term is.
  12. Re:The Movie you're looking for is called on The Shape of the Future · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be so sure

  13. Re:Interesting but... on The Shape of the Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just wait long enough and he'll be wrong agian.

  14. Re:Well, I need the explanation I guess on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the UK, we have the right of "Fair Comment". Thus, if I say "catbutt pours hot grits down his pants" then the onus is on you to prove that you do not, in fact, pour hot grits down your pants.
    If you're referring to the defence of justification in the event he sues you for defamation, you've got it 100% the wrong way round. You (the defendant) must prove the allegation to be true.
  15. Re:Well, I need the explanation I guess on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 1

    Was he a scientologist back then? And the others like Kirstie Ally - were they recruited after or before they became famous and/or successful?

  16. Re:Actually, some Christians behave the same way. on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 1

    it's a pity I won't be around in 50 years to see if Scientology, like Mormonism before it, is evolving into a mainstream religion and gradually losing its bizarre baggage.
    Now you've got me thinking - anyone remember the Moonies? They've been quiet recently.
  17. Re:Well, I need the explanation I guess on Scientologists In Row With BBC · · Score: 1

    You must have seen a different one to me. When I watched it, it was about a group of pagans who needed a human sacrifice to ensure the next harvest.

  18. Re:Customization on Seeking Next Gen Online Order Entry Software? · · Score: 1

    Unless you want to change your business to fit the software.
    People say that as if it's like cutting an arm off or having a sex change.
  19. Re:Hmm...lightweight and doesn't use much energy on NASA Gears Up for the Regolith Rumble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I enter my dog?
    Give her a biscuit and tickle her a bit. You never know, your luck might be in...
  20. Re:There's something more insidious: on PC World Editor Returns, CEO Demoted · · Score: 1

    Of course I new what you meant. If you can't take a bit of gentle ribbing then fuck off and get over yourself, crybaby.

  21. Re:Jobs on his salary: on Answers From Steve Jobs at Apple's Shareholder Meeting · · Score: 1

    I wonder how the value of the RDF is calculated on the balance sheet? Or is it one of those things, like goodwill, that you can only put a number on when there's a takeover?

  22. Re:Thank god! on Scientists Create Artificial Blood · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not Chinese? I suppose it'd taste nice, but after an hour you'd feel like another.

  23. Re:There's something more insidious: on PC World Editor Returns, CEO Demoted · · Score: 1

    diochomity
    That word doesn't exist. Which is a pity, it'd be a damn fine one!
  24. Re:and the obvious question is... on PC World Editor Returns, CEO Demoted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    His job was to bring in the most amount of money possible to his company from his customers.
    For the benefit of a poor oik what clearly don't have a top-notch MBA like what you has, can you explain how driving the readership down by destroying the mag's credibility achieves that goal?

    The customers are his advertisers.
    The readers aren't? Even accepting your assertion, aren't advertising rates roughly proportional to the circulation/readership?
  25. Re:Nah on Scientists Claim Major Leap in Engine Design · · Score: 1
    No way are you too big to fit in a normal vehicle. Are you seriously claiming that when they design an SUV they take a normal car and scale every part of it up? Those soccer mom's would sure have trouble reaching the pedals. One of my colleagues is only 3 inches shorter than you and he can fit comfortably in an Audi A3.

    explain things to flaming eco-nuts
    Irrelevant, since I'm not one.

    Not only do I not need to justify myself to you or anyone else, but I can and will do whatever the hell I please, even if it upsets you.
    I wish I was as larh^H hard as you. Do you have tattos?