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Microsoft Says Your Phone is Your Next PC

eldavojohn writes "While other companies are marrying the obvious functionalities to cell phones (calendar, MP3 player, GPS, etc.), Microsoft is aiming for it to be your next computer. Microsoft Research chief Craig Mundie said that, "Microsoft has a research project called 'Fone+' that would allow the phone to work with a TV as a secondary display, and one that could allow video stored on the device to be played back on the television.""

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  1. Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft is talking....

    1. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by x_MeRLiN_x · · Score: 1

      Not if I don't patent anything and everything related to phone PCs.

    2. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by phrostie · · Score: 1

      i heard they were going to call it an aMEga

    3. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by blankaBrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      Will it come in brown?

    4. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Quiet? Once I got to "to work with a TV as a secondary display" I cracked up. I remember using a TV as a display a long time ago, with my TRS-80 Color Computer. Unless you're going to use HDTV, it's a serious pain.

      I'd put this right up with the recent threats about Linux and patents as press releases that really mean, "Hey, we're making it sound like Vista is doing great, but it's crashing, and we're really scared we might no longer be the big bully on the block. Instead of seeing how desperate we are, we want you to think we have other ideas." Or, translation, "Vista not doing well? You've gotta be -- oh, look, flying pigs!"

      Whenever I read stories like this I remember just how poorly MS does with products that aren't based on their existing monopolies.

    5. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      E.F. Hutton doesn't exist anymore. I remember something about pizza boxes;
      Maybe Microsoft can `deliver` their `phone` in pizza boxes.

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    6. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by JonathanR · · Score: 5, Funny

      And will it squirt?

    7. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      It's not thaaat bad an idea. With HDTVs you can get some decently clear text, unlike the 40 column text with SDTVs. I wouldn't mind a smartphone that plugs in to a TV to surf/read email in full screen resolution. The only problem I see if the component or HDMI cable will be as big as the phone.

    8. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by mollymoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quiet? Once I got to "to work with a TV as a secondary display" I cracked up. I remember using a TV as a display a long time ago, with my TRS-80 Color Computer. Unless you're going to use HDTV, it's a serious pain.

      I presume you didn't read TFA and instead projected your negative preception of Microsoft onto the summary. FYI, that bit of the summary relates to this quote from TFA:

      "There's no reason that if this thing were hooked up to a large display that we couldn't watch video in this environment," Mundie said.

      The fact that the average person in the developed world spends hours per day viewing video on a TV suggests that TVs are widely considered adequate for that task.

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    9. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah, so you're one of those, "Let's see how many people we can take down if they say the least negative thing about MS" fanboys that lurks around.

      Yes, you can use a TV to watch videos, if that's all you do with your toys. On the other hand, if you read the first sentence of the article, it uses the phrase "formalize the transition of the phone to a mobile PC." I don't know about you, but I use my computer for a lot of things, most of which need text and very few involved just video.

      So I'd suggest reading all of TFA before saying others have not.

      Oh, and that pretty much renders your other point as a non sequitor.

    10. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by raftpeople · · Score: 1

      "There's no reason that if this thing were hooked up to a large display that we couldn't watch video in this environment," Mundie said.

      The fact that the average person in the developed world spends hours per day viewing video on a TV suggests that TVs are widely considered adequate for that task.

      Ok, so I use the TV to watch some TV. What do I need the phone for again?

    11. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Nethead · · Score: 1

      I don't watch TV. I wish others wouldn't.

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    12. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > I don't watch TV. I wish others wouldn't.

      I was warned about you.

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    13. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Virtual_Raider · · Score: 1

      The only problem I see if the component or HDMI cable will be as big as the phone.

      I was thinking more or less the same thing. But one way to solve it would be to have a plug-in adapter that you would use only when you wanted to interface with your HDTV. Or you could connect to it via some wireless adapter. There are disadvantages with this too as you would need to carry the adapter around if you wanted to use it away from home, but if this became ubiquitous maybe the connectors would come built in on the HDTV itself.

      Besides, TFA mentions this Diamond Age *shudder* type of interface for stereotypical "3rd world illiterate mothers" [flamebait]because, you know, there are NO illiterates in the slums of big industrialized cities[/flamebait] where everything is done through icons. So the pictures should scale well and be very easily displayed even in good old analog cathode-ray TVs. If you were to do everything with pictograms there is little need for fine-grained resolution, and whatever text you want to display could be done in BIG LETTERS like in movie OSes =)

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    14. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by blackicye · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you all are completely missing the point.

      This is meant to be a portable pornography portal.

    15. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BFD

      we transmitted via bluetooth 2.0 any video signal on a g3 handset in europe as a "path through" signal in 2006 !!!! ....

      imagine the barscene when you override a lme ass ball game with your favorite private porn moments !

      now that's a game !

    16. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by cdw38 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Oh yeah, one of those Microsoft fanboys. As opposed to one of those typical Slashdotters "LOL WINDOWS VISTA SUX LINUX 4 LIFE" type of people. Everything Microsoft comes up with (like the single computer with 2 separate monitors and desktop environments), it's always "WTF WHO NEEDS THIS." Anything the Open Source community does, "Wow, what a fantastic idea." Give me a break. I find it hilarious how well-respected Microsoft Research is outside of Slashdot (in academia, for instance) but 90% of the comments on here act like everything they've ever done is just completely and utterly moronic. I even bought into it for Vista - the attitude on here for weeks was "Look, Microsoft is offering incentives, they must really be struggling!" 40 million licenses in 100 days. Really struggling. Yes, the phone will eventually use ultra-low power x86 processors (something both AMD and Intel are working on) and essentially be a PC. And, for those that didn't notice, HDTV is the future. If you don't have an HDTV or a HD-capable monitor of some sort, you likely aren't going to purchase any $500+ phone that could function as a basic PC. And with Apple releasing the Apple TV, Microsoft is clearly not alone. Who would rather have a standalone device that interfaces with Itunes over simply hooking up their mobile phone?

    17. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by alchemist68 · · Score: 1

      Quote: "There's no reason that if this thing were hooked up to a large display that we couldn't watch video in this environment," Mundie said.

      I can already do this with my 5th generation video iPod with Apple's audio/video connection kit for $100, which includes an iPod dock & remote control!

      What's new about this? Nothing! This statement is nothing more than Microsoft using Apple as it's research & development division. Move along, nothing to see here...

    18. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by betsig339 · · Score: 1

      Who would rather have a standalone device that interfaces with Itunes over simply hooking up their mobile phone? I would much prefer simply hooking up my mobile phone to my TV. What I wouldn't want is to have to only view video recorded in whatever new Windows Media Player codec or format they attach to the hardware (I cite the Zune only supporting wmv/m4v formats for this prediction).

      Your "quit the auto-hating on Microsoft" point is valid. and as much as everyone here bitched about Vista, it is a very elegant OS (except for the disappointing lack of driver support). This 'research,' however, still screams of the likelihood that the ultimate Microsoft product will be very inefficient, if not lacking in almost every standard product design consideration.
    19. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by gronofer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently Microsoft thinks a computer is something that can play video, not irrelevant stuff like calendar, MP3 player, GPS, etc.

    20. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by bdjacobson · · Score: 2, Funny

      And will it squirt? But will it blend? That is the question.
    21. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by samjensen · · Score: 1

      Assuming a suitable HDTV to use as a display, what the hell am I going to type on? T9 input? ha ha ha

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    22. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      And considering that they are more or less the only company currently working on this, I'd still give them props for their efforts. My "troll" rating on that last reply pretty much says it all. I guess maybe the typical /.er would be happier without ANY options for hooking their mobile phone up to their PC. Personally, I'd much rather have that one Microsoft (oh, wow, a Microsoft product, let's boycott it) "Fone+" than no option at all for such a device. The Apple TV will only interface with Itunes and their very specific codec requirements. So what? One more product on the market = one more product for consumers to choose from.

    23. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by coren2000 · · Score: 1

      I already have a play station pronable.

    24. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by tepples · · Score: 1

      so I use the TV to watch some TV. What do I need the phone for again? To watch the second half of the show on the bus or train.
    25. Re:Shhhhhh! Everyone be quiet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these things already are pc's! look at all the stuff these things do: http://www.mobilealmanac.com/p_435-HTC-Cingular-85 25.html

  2. More? by growse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given their spectacular foray into the MP3 player market, and the hideous mess that is Windows Mobile, I wonder exactly what more plans they have for markets they "don't really get"....

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    1. Re:More? by superphreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have a Dell Axim and was recently looking on their (Dell's) web site for the Axim and couldn't find it. I went to look in the news for Dell Axim and found out that Dell had pulled the Axim because they thought that the future was in "smart phones," so I guess MS isn't the only one.

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    2. Re:More? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder exactly what more plans they have for markets they "don't really get"....

      If you read Bill Gates' book The Road Ahead sometime, you'll realize that Gates has some very impractical visions of the future. WebTV was everything he dreamed of for the future of home computers, which is why Microsoft bought them out. It didn't seem to quite occur to Gates that the computer would absorb the television instead. (A subtle but important distinction.) Expect Microsoft to try and make your cellphone into a "Digital Wallet"/Personal Assistant rather than following the more practical "micropayment" designs that Europe ties to cellphones. (Gates believes that the digital wallet will completely replace the leather one.)
    3. Re:More? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Which version? There were two. The first edition didn't make hardly a mention of the Internet at all, while companies like Netscape were already capitalizing on the Net. So it didn't quite occur to Gates the first time he wrote the book (in 1994 no less) that the Internet would become important at all. So, yes, I very much agree with you, albeit for different reasons.

    4. Re:More? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He might right about the digital wallet.
      In South Korea and Japan, you can use your phone to do an amazing number of things including banking/use as a credit card/public transportation card.
      Adoption is not fast, even in these countries, but it's coming.

    5. Re:More? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm actually starting to feel a little sorry for Microsoft. Here is a huge company that once owned the PC market. With all their resources though they have never been able innovate. They try again and again but miss the mark so badly its embarrassing.

    6. Re:More? by anaesthetica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, they get it just fine. My iPhone is my next PC.

    7. Re:More? by boarsai · · Score: 1

      This research is probably best described as: Searching google.com for some companies with a clue to buy them out... I dunno why I get that feeling.

    8. Re:More? by dedazo · · Score: 0, Troll

      Given their spectacular foray into the MP3 player market

      Isn't the Zune the #2 player in the market now? By that measure, Apple should be considered a massive failure since they've been #2 for decades.

      Why is it that Microsoft products have to attain 98.5% dominance of any market or they're considered automatic failures?

      the hideous mess that is Windows Mobile

      ROFL. Exaggerate much? I like my SmartPhone just fine. Did someone die and declare it a "hideous mess" or is that just you?

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    9. Re:More? by blackicye · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Digital wallets IMHO have not been well received thus far because they have not been that well implemented. Many of the systems I've observed in use, require you to deposit cash onto a cashcard or similar instrument before you can apply it to your digital wallet.

      Also here in Singapore there is no way you can refill said wallets online, or link them to a bank account (whether its a good idea is another thing) You're limited to paying paper money to load them up, or having to go to an ATM machine and do the transfer from your bank account.

      Another system they've tried is vending machines you "phone" into, much like 1900 numbers, which dispense your beverage and then tacks the fee onto your phone bill.

    10. Re:More? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CF: iPhone.

    11. Re:More? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Dell was also burned by Windows Mobile 5 which has quite a few problems. I have the previous model, Axim X50V, with Windows Mobile 2003. That works. But I also got the WM5 upgrade CD, tried it, and reverted back - it was that bad. However I had a choice; many happy Axim owners bought it with WM5 and they had no way back.

    12. Re:More? by superphreak · · Score: 1

      Hm. Well, that's news to me. I've had no problems with my x51v/WM5... at least none that I know of...

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    13. Re:More? by sticky_charris · · Score: 1

      I had problems... so I sold it to my Polish brother in law... muhahahaha! BTW it could hook up to a screen and display at a useabe 640x480. My new phone (XDA Orbit) runs WM5 with radio, WiFi, GPS et al. TV out would be a small step (unlike having GPS on your phone which is cool - I use tomtom even when walking if I get lost). Couldn't they com up with something more useful, like a phone with a screen the size of a tv?

    14. Re:More? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It didn't seem to quite occur to Gates that the computer would absorb the television instead.

      It hasn't yet done this, and it is yet to be proven that it ever will.

      In the most literal sense of course, it has happened already. Cable boxes are computers which receive digitally compressed and in some cases encrypted data streams and turn them into television. And the PVR does still more with the video (whether they are programs running on the same hardware, or not.) But look at the way in which the average user operates the television - even if they have a full-HD plasma display, the device hooked up to it probably doesn't have a desktop. It performs one function (as the user sees it) and behaves as an appliance.

      I've seen nothing to make me believe that this is ever going to change. It does seem somewhat likely that we will end up with computers hooked up to our TVs in addition to a dumb, TV-only device, but I do not think that the majority of people will convert entirely any time in the near future. Frankly, I don't even do this! I have an Xbox which I use as a media center in spite of having several PCs lying around because the Xbox behaves more like an appliance and I can just stuff things in it and play them.

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    15. Re:More? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, in South Korea you can use them to pay for everything, and link them to a bank account. If you Google BankOn, you'll get a result in (terrible) English.

      It seems to be a global thing, I might even be able to sign up for it as a foreigner in Korea.

    16. Re:More? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Zune the #2 player in the market now? People who say otherwise are probably counting the entire PlaysForSure platform as one player.
    17. Re:More? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had that book too, and I remember the illustration for the "smart home computer terminal"
      looked exactly like the old Scientific-Atlanta analog cable box I had several years ago. :)

  3. Gee.. by thestudio_bob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gee, how inovative. He announces the next big thing 4 months after Steve Jobs demos one.

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    1. Re:Gee.. by Darth+Cider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You said it right. Ballmer sez the iPhone is nuthin, then MS announces this original(TM) idea. How ridiculous! Don't they have any shame? They have NO innovative ideas and could not mortgage all their stock to come up with even ONE original idea. Jobs was right at the Apple board meeting: developing great products is NOT "as easy as writing a check." Poor poor pitiful college grads who take a job at Microsoft. No glory, only shame.

    2. Re:Gee.. by MBraynard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, MS has been ahead of Apple in this market for at least 11 years starting with Windows CE. I've had several of the devices and my HP Ipaq 6945 eclipses the capabilities of any computer I owned until maybe 2000. WM5 is not perfect and has a long way to go, as does the hardware. But unlike Apple's product that you can't buy anywhere and that doesn't have a QUERTY and that doesn't have a the possibility of getting third party developers, WM has had all of that for several years.

    3. Re:Gee.. by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Not only that, but it was just over two weeks ago that we got this gem from Ballmer slamming the iPhone (discussed on /.):

      A phone is really a general purpose device. You want to make telephone calls, you want to get and receive messages, text, e-mail, whatever your preference is. The phone really is kind of a general purpose device that we need to have clean and easy to use.
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    4. Re:Gee.. by policy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be fair, if you ever read Bill Gate's book "The road ahead" (I was a naive young man, I know) he actually predicted and discussed a lot of the technology and ideas that we are seeing sprout up. I'm not a Microsoft troll or anything, so don't flame me! I just wanted to point out that there isn't much room for innovation these days due to corporate hierarchies and management issues. Most of these exciting technologies have been on paper and in the minds of visionaries for years, even decades. Thankfully, the big boys are hard at work trying to compete over the "next big thing." Nothing wrong with that! If you want innovation, take a look at the smaller silicon valley companies or startups that are producing the fun and addictive apps you use on a regular basis! :)

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    5. Re:Gee.. by stubear · · Score: 1

      Amen. How the hell did the OP get modded insightful? Oh, yeah, over-zealous Apple fanbois who probably think Apple invented the computer.

    6. Re:Gee.. by BeanThere · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple 'underpromises and overdelivers', Microsoft 'overpromises and underdelivers', this is how it pretty much always has been. Microsoft as a general marketing strategy often announce 'hi-tech' vaporware supposedly in the pipeline that never comes about anyway. And it doesn't matter, they don't really mean it, it's just PR to get people talking and to brainwash people into associating 'Microsoft' with 'visionary hi-tech ideas' (even if they are old ideas or someone else's ideas, they have the money to parade them as their own). And most people just don't make the connection when years later all they really get from Microsoft is the same old watered down repackaged-1990s-technology crapware. It's just to make sure that whenever the masses hear about newish ideas, they hear about them in association with their brand name.

    7. Re:Gee.. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, MS has been ahead of Apple in this market for at least 11 years starting with Windows CE.

      That really depends on how far back you want to go and how long you want to carry out an argument. Windows CE didn't exist until about five years after the original Newton.

    8. Re:Gee.. by soupforare · · Score: 1

      The HP LXes were better than both, imo. The first beat the newton by few years, I believe.
      I really wish that form factor didn't stagnate and then die.

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    9. Re:Gee.. by stubear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, I loved having conversations on my Newton. Oh, wait, you couldn't do that could you? While SmartPhones are not 11 years old, Microsoft has been in teh cell phone industry with proven products for years now. What does Apple have to show? A promise and nothing more. Even when the iPhone is released to market it will have less functionality then SmartPhones that are a few years old.

    10. Re:Gee.. by yoprst · · Score: 1

      Well, they've been moving in that direction for years. WinCE, compact .net framework...
      Expect to pay ms tax when you buy your new phone...

    11. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      But unlike Apple's product that you can't buy anywhere and that doesn't have a QUERTY and that doesn't have a the possibility of getting third party developers, WM has had all of that for several years.
      I hope for your sake you dont have an english layout keyboard, because otherwise you look like a fucking moron for misspelling qwerty
    12. Re:Gee.. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No but they did make the first useful PC.

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    13. Re:Gee.. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Let's be fair, Microsoft already said they were working on a Zune phone a few months before Steve announced his phone. They didn't say what it would be like though.

    14. Re:Gee.. by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

      That may be... but from what I can see it has the functionality I WANT. I don't care what a windows mobile phone can do I have yet to see one that behaves in a way -I WANT IT TO- which the demo of an iPhone I saw does. This has always been Microsoft's failing, trying to get me to do things their way instead of listening to how I wanted to do it. Sorry Bill, but while Apple may have less features, they have the ones I want and use which is all I care about.

    15. Re:Gee.. by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Give him some credit, he's getting better. It took him four years to admit the internet wasn't a flash in the pan now it just took him four months to realize Jobs was right. At this rate he'll be ahead of the game ten years from now. In twenty years he'll be a furturist.

    16. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell is this insightful? Apple announces some vapourware (no product yet), while Nokia and even Microsoft have been there or thereabouts in the marketplace for ages.

      A true story - the lives of some Finnish friends of mine who do out of hours got much easier when they were able to ditch their PCs and use Nokia 9xxxs to connect in instead. It might surprise you that this happened about 10 years ago. Have you had your head in a bucket since then, "bob", or perhaps you weren't in school yet? As someone old enough to remember the likes of the Osborne 1, believe me, you don't know how lucky you are.

      (Kids today, etc. etc. Yes, I know that I shouldn't feed the trolls. Someone just mod the idiot down)

    17. Re:Gee.. by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...doesn't have a QUERTY...

      Uell maybe some people don't uant a querty. I knou all it does for me is rwin my typing and enswre I have to wse the spell checker.

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    18. Re:Gee.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      What proven products? NOBODY uses a "SmartPhone."

      What does Apple have to show? A promise and nothing more.


      Uh, they gave a full demo of a real device.

      Even when the iPhone is released to market it will have less functionality then SmartPhones that are a few years old.


      What other phone has virtual touch technology, random access voicemail, a fully-featured web browser, and all the functionality of a video iPod, etc.?

      My, the MS fanboys are out in full force after the patent announcement.
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    19. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor poor pitiful college grads who take a job at Microsoft. No glory, only shame.
      Looks like someone didn't get the job offer.
    20. Re:Gee.. by MBraynard · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I use a smart phone. So you're wrong on count one.

      All of the features you list are things my phone is capable of RIGHT NOW and has been for a few years at least. I think Apple has some silly multi-touch screen, but I don't want to touch my screen with much more than the stylus because it marks it up - and I have a lot of buttons on the Querty (FUCK YOU nerd nazis, I did that on purpose!) so I can get stuff done faster than flipping through a bunch of menus using just one button ala Ipod.

    21. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, if you ever read Bill Gate's book "The road ahead" (I was a naive young man, I know) he actually predicted and discussed a lot of the technology and ideas that we are seeing sprout up.

      So true! But there are still a couple he predicted that I'm still waiting for Microsoft to release:

      "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way to factor large prime numbers." --Bill Gates, The Road Ahead

    22. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you did what on purpose you fucktard? made yourself look like a dick? the word is qwerty and your a 'tard if you think you're being intelligent spelling it wrong

    23. Re:Gee.. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is going to sound horrible, so maybe someone has a link to a better version, but here goes:

      Three women are talking about their sex lives.

      First woman: "My husband's in construction, so he just pounds me like a jackhammer all night long."
      Second woman: "My husband's a doctor, so he's always slow, methodical, and compassionate."
      Third woman: "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I get it."

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    24. Re:Gee.. by jrumney · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The impact of fingerprints on the screen is self limiting. Once you get to a certain point, your fingers rub off as much as they leave behind, and the whole screen becomes evenly coated in a film of finger grease, which is much less distracting than one or two isolated fingerprints.

    25. Re:Gee.. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Apple 'underpromises and overdelivers'
      And then overcharges, but it's Enron's fault really so they're still cool.
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    26. Re:Gee.. by Lazerf4rt · · Score: 1

      doesn't have a QUERTY

      That's a feature, which many people like about it. Actually the whole point of the phone. And how do you misspell "QWERTY" on a QWERTY keyboard anyway?

      doesn't have a the possibility of getting third party developers

      It does have third party developers. Only they are licensed. Much like the third-party developers for the Wii, Xbox 360, PS3, PSP, and DS are licensed. Heck, the developers for more cell phones are licensed, aren't they? It's quality control. End-users appreciate quality more than they appreciate being able to install random, ugly and buggy unauthorized software. I know it sucks for casual developers (of which I am one) but there is other hardware out there for you to tinker with.

    27. Re:Gee.. by ACMENEWSLLC · · Score: 1

      Windows Mobile can already run 3rd party apps such as VNC, Citrix, RDC (Terminal services), various media players, connect to blue tooth keyboards and mice, etc.

      I already use my device to watch my IP-CCTV system, VNC into my computer, run Outlook including over the air (Cellular/WIFI) active sync to get calendar/contact/e-mail updates. I have movies and music on the 2GB storage card which is great for waiting in line. Just hit the resume button and I am back where I left off in my movie.

      My phone already is my "next" computer. I can do so much more with it than I could my Commodore 64.

    28. Re:Gee.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying they are 11 years behind schedule in making this announcement?

    29. Re:Gee.. by hxnwix · · Score: 1

      As someone lucky enough to work with *wince* daily, let me assure you that Apple has nothing to worry about.

    30. Re:Gee.. by tepples · · Score: 1

      fanbois who probably think Apple invented the computer. What serious home computers were sold before the Apple I and Apple II?
    31. Re:Gee.. by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      Things to add to that are I use TomTom on mine to get me wherever I want to go AND I use my EDGE connection to run Skype and Agile Messenger (a really good combined chat program).

  4. Microsoft Says? by jackhitrov · · Score: 0

    That is not fair! Microsoft finally repeats, would be more true. A lot of people have been saying that for years...

  5. They haven't a clue anymore. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft no longer knows what the hell their next product is. How many different "the next PC will be..." announcements are they going to make?

    1. Re:They haven't a clue anymore. by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      How many will it take to get back their full monopoly power of the mid-90s, only expanded into every market possible? My guess is at least that many, or as many as they can manage before disintegrating under the weight of their own crappy products.

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    2. Re:They haven't a clue anymore. by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      The Next PC will be your Toaster! It will run Windows Vista, and by the time its done making your toast you'll probably throw it through a window too.

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  6. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once had a friend who had a watch that could remote-control some tv sets.

    Can that communication device/protocol be considered prior-art?

    Because i think M$ has some patent litigation to resolve with [insert clock brand here]...

  7. Lovely... A phone with DRM.. by the_rajah · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just what I want.... NOT!

    "Sorry, Dave, I can't let you take that call from a non-Microsoft phone. Accept or Deny?"

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    1. Re:Lovely... A phone with DRM.. by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 1

      Sorry sir, the "NOT" joke is copyrighted material and we're going to have to file a DMCA takedown notice as you've apparently bypassed the MS Customer Laughter Enablement System, which is a clear violation...

      Oh, I'm sorry. Apparently my lawyers have informed me that the copyright for that joke has expired and is now public domain. Carry on!

    2. Re:Lovely... A phone with DRM.. by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, actually I think I might pay someone to maintain a do-not-call list for me...

      Ok just kidding. Sorta.

  8. Ok, what else, in Microsofts world, is ....? by 3seas · · Score: 0

    ...is all going on?

    I don't know cause I use Linux...

  9. What Phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, I haven't got a cell phone, but I've got lots of PCs.

    I must be one of those "old, affluent" people with land lines. Sadly, I don't seem to have got that "affluent" part.

  10. Too many functions by davidc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why can't a phone just be a phone any more? I don't want a phone that's a PDA, camera, voice recorder, makes the dinner, advises me on my psychoses, and so on. I just want it to be a phone, darn it!

    1. Re:Too many functions by bearinboots · · Score: 1

      I hear ya! Mobile phones are trying to be all these different things but when it comes down to it, they're pretty crappy as phones.

    2. Re:Too many functions by linvir · · Score: 1

      Anybody know of a phone like this? I've practically stopped bothering with the things recently. So much feature bloat... it was actually hurting performance. I had a Siemens my201x that actually lagged noticeably behind button presses because of how bloated it was.

      I have a Nokia 7110 on its way to me right now. It has a bit of superfluous crap, like a browser, but as far as I can tell its mostly phone. Anybody know of anything better?

    3. Re:Too many functions by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      I always get Motorolas. I have a motorola l6, which has a camera, plays mp3, has bluetooth, blah blah. But it is an excellent phone. I don't use any of that stuff really and it stays out of the way pretty well if I don't ask for it.

      I detest phones. I have smashed a few Motorolas in my day (crappy flip phones from Nextel...grumble grumble). But I actually like this phone and do not want to get rid of it (plus I dropped crappy Nextel for Cingular, which makes it even better).

      A friend of mine has a motorla L2, which is the same phone only without the camera and stuff. That might be right up your alley. Again, coming from someone who hates phones and the useless gadgetry that accompanies most phones. It's gotta be better than that Nokia you say you have. My wife has a Nokia 6102 I think and that phone is a cheap plastic toy.

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    4. Re:Too many functions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who ACTUALLY watches tv on there phone. after a couple days and constantly being on the charger i think they would be done.

    5. Re:Too many functions by tiffany98121 · · Score: 1

      They still sell those, you know. If that's what you prefer, then by all means vote with your pocketbook. But this curmudgeonly argument sounds like something my dad says when technology progresses.

    6. Re:Too many functions by cuby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you want a machine that sums why do you buy a computer? You can always buy a calculator! I'm tired of this "I don't what a Swiss knife phone talk". There's a lot of choice in the market... Go buy a nokia 1010 or something.
      This subject has to much importance for this kind of light analysis.

      Before I start, I must tell that I'm pro-open source and I don't like Microsoft or Apple.

      The interesting point here is to create a good platform to support mobile computing. At the present moment the hardware standards are a mess and the software... In the last two years I've programmed in a lot of mobile environments like J2ME, Symbian and .NET Compact Framework, and I can tell you that the best one is .NET. J2ME is very limited, C++ for Symbian is very fast but the framework is unfriendly, taking a lot of time to develop an application. The compact framework from Microsoft is the more balanced and the one more used for B2B applications. .NET is supperb? no, but it works well and is gaining support from the industry.

      Unfortunately there's no practical open source alternative to the previous 3, and it is a shame. Mono and openMoko are not yet mature and mobile ubuntu is still vaporware.

      In the meanwhile everybody speaks about Apple's iPhone... I don't see over there a good platform for third party applications. I'm not sure if apple has the resources to develop a software platform like Symbian or the .Net Compact Framework... And without that my friends, in 10 years, it does not matter if linux is in every desktop, the majority of computers will be portable and they will run windows because the industry will make software for them. The same old story over and over again.

      The community needs to pay more attention to mobile devices.

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    7. Re:Too many functions by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why can't a phone just be a phone any more?

      I've wondered about this push to include more and more features. I do however use some of the features in my phone.

      I do:

      • Use the camera for quick happy snaps and giving directions. I have sent pictures to friends so that they can find a place that's tricky by address alone.
      • Play games on the train, simple games. The thought of playing a fps on something that size makes me want to book in at the osteopath, but tetris, golf, etc are a good way to kill time.
      • Listen to mp3s. Some people have a phone and a seperate player, I find the combination convenient.

      I don't:

      • Use the web browser. It costs extra in network access and hurts my eyes. I maintain that the iPhone would be better named iStrain
      • Use it to do more than simple text messaging and editing.
      • Use it to edit photos, audio production, database, office apps, development, etc. That's what my PC is for.

      Phones are just too small. When I'm doing PC type work, I want a laptop or a PC, not a tiny hand held thing, and especially not one that will "enable my digital lifestyle" (read prevent me from doing anything that does provide revenue for Microsoft).

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    8. Re:Too many functions by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      If you want a phone that is strictly a phone, then the Nokia 1100 should fit the bill.

    9. Re:Too many functions by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I don't: ...
      That's the purpose of introducing new devices with new capabilities.

      Phones are just too small.
      In particular, the keyboard and screen are too small. Microsoft is chasing the idea of taking your own computer (slash phone) with you everywhere, and wirelessly linking it up to the nearest available terminal (screen and keyboard).

      I think it's an ok idea, except I doubt Microsoft has the clout to make these keyboard/display units ubiquitous. If I knew they'd be provided on the plane, at my hotel, and wherever I'd be giving a presentation, sure, it would be great to take just a cellphone-sized computer instead of a laptop. I just don't think that will happen.

      I'm afraid there is no perfect solution to this problem. Portable keyboards and screens need to be big, but they also need to be small. I don't see any solution short of a workable neural interface.

    10. Re:Too many functions by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      If you're on Sprint, try the Sanyo SCP 4900. With the extended battery and in areas with decent service, you won't have to charge it more than once a week; it's decently rugged; and you can pick one up for $30 on ebay. It was a top-of-the-line phone...around 2003.

      Only issue: you can't send text messages with it.

  11. The Phone that runs Windows Vista by Cassini2 · · Score: 1

    The Phone that runs Windows Vista: This I have to see ...

    Or on second thoughts, maybe not!

    1. Re:The Phone that runs Windows Vista by LDoggg_ · · Score: 5, Funny
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    2. Re:The Phone that runs Windows Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      640 GB should be enough for any phone.

    3. Re:The Phone that runs Windows Vista by Grinin · · Score: 1

      the processor would get so hot it would melt right into your leg or give you cancer within 0 seconds... the first virus will make them blow up in your pocket, and it will dial XXX bbs's day in and day out.... I can't wait

    4. Re:The Phone that runs Windows Vista by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're dialing (1), cancel or allow?
      You're dialing (8), cancel or allow?
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ten minutes later after you actually are talking to someone ....
      .
      .
      WinPhone has downloaded and installed an important security update, please reboot your phone

      .
      .
      .
      Missing WINPHONE.DLL, Please Restart

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  12. already done by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 1

    with sites like Orb networks, you can already watch live TV at high FPS on your mobile phone. You can also already display your phone's view to any computer with remote display programs; it's just a matter of considering your computer as your TV, which many of us already do.

    1. Re:already done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Orb Networks also use wireless power technology so you can watch high FPS movies for more than 10 minutes, and still be able to make calls for that day?

  13. Flaming iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Microsoft dismiss the Apple iPhone as not being of any importance?

  14. Playing catchup again... to the iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple shows 'em up again. MS steps in too late in another copycat move. Gotta reprogram all those leftover Zunes to do something useful!

  15. Video from phone on TV? by misleb · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Isn't that, like, a big step backwards from HD TV? I mean, what kind of video coudl a phone possibly put out? Might as well watch YouTube on your TV. :P

    -matthew

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    1. Re:Video from phone on TV? by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      My GP2X can put out 720x480, that's plenty of resolution for me to watch on a big screen. There are plenty of portable devices that put out HD as well, that's why Mini-DVI was invented.

    2. Re:Video from phone on TV? by Medgur · · Score: 1

      XBMC lets me do that... Quite fun actually, even on the projector.

  16. MS != 'oracle' anymore by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if they ever were an oracle for the tech industry that is.

    As mentioned, they have yet to release any product worth much this century --- say that slowly to yourself!

    No matter how hard they try, and they will, MS will not get anything that can be called portable enough to be a 'phone' to also be a person's primary computer, with or without the addition of interfacing to a tv for video output. The claim of running video from it is just a bit absurd at the current level of technology. So what would be the point of saying something like that? Have you ever watched a stage magician at work? Yep, they tell you one thing to keep you distracted while they seemingly work to pull a rabbit out of a hat. We all know that what you get is not what you saw, or think you saw.

    First, we have them misquoting reports to make Linux look 'illegal', then pumped up sales figures for Vista, now this? WOW, the MS spin machine will need some new bearings soon. The ones they are using will be worn out soon, if they aren't already about to fail.

    The reality of the world is what they are trying to distract us from:

    FireFox is gaining ground at the expense of IE
    ODF is gaining ground at MS' expense
    OOo is gaining ground at MS' expense
    Dell is shipping Ubuntu systems at the expense of Vista
    Dell is shipping XP systems at the expense of Vista
    MS is being implicated in even more illegal/monopolistic dealings
    MS' best friends in government are too busy right now to help them out again
    BillG's foundation is getting bad press
    Apple is still the tech world's stage hog
    Zune is all but buried in the back pages of tech history .... and on and on

    In fact, nothing MS has touched in recent years has ended up good for them.... and THAT is what they don't want stockholders to realize

    I'm betting that some people in Redmond are looking for a new place in the Sun

    1. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot that the xbox is being beaten by a piece of piss, wii

    2. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot that the Xbox is being beaten by the greatest console ever, the Wii

      There, I fixed that for you.

    3. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by nine-times · · Score: 1

      No matter how hard they try, and they will, MS will not get anything that can be called portable enough to be a 'phone' to also be a person's primary computer, with or without the addition of interfacing to a tv for video output

      Well, yeah, really I don't think the prediction is "wrong" so much as "obvious". Phones keep adding more PDA-like features, internet features, etc. They already have an impressive amount of computing power and loads of general computing functionality. If you have a lightweight computer in your pocket all day, how long will it be before someone gives you a means to hook it to a monitor/keyboard/mouse and use it as a desktop too?

      The question is, of course, will Microsoft be the company that makes these devices popular? Well, what will be needed is streamlined code so that everything will run quickly on low-powered devices, and a streamlined interface for the tiny phone screen. Is Microsoft known for cutting bloat and well-designed interfaces? No.

      I don't know what company will finally make the breakthrough device, but I predict it will be a company that is particularly good at making good interfaces.

    4. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      My bet?
      By the time that MS announces this miracle of miniature technology, Apple will have the perfect interface for it, LG will have sold 3 million of their version worldwide, and Motorola will have sold it in 4 special edition colors before MS has their beta product shipped to magazines reviewers.

    5. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Oh, no, I'm sure Microsoft will be releasing various attempts at this sort of technology. They'll try 10 different versions over the next 5 years, and each will have lots of features in it. They will be hard to use, the interfaces will be sluggish and annoying, the features won't fit together well, and none of it will be compatible with anything other than other MS products. There will be geeks who love the devices, but they won't be popular in the mainstream.

      Someone else will get to the breakout device first, and it'll be a company that will make everything snappy and make the interface dead-simple to use without getting annoyed.

    6. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked it better without your "fixing."
      Though as lame as the Wii is, it's somehow beating everyone else at the moment. I guess it functions on the same hype engine as Britney Spears and Pokemon.

    7. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      So things are cycling around again, then. Ever since PDAs lost the keyboard* i've been pining for someone to come out with a new iteration of the fantastic Psion** range I'm a Revo+ man myself and even though they're getting on a bit (circa 1999) they do what they do very fast and very efficiently. Addmitedly with no sound and a 16-shade B&W screen you're not going to get much FPS gaming done on them but i'm fairly certain that's the exact point. For email and basic web browsing (via infra red -> mobile phone modem at the mo, heh), word processing, spreadsheeting and playing simcity it's great.

      The fact of the matter is that it would be fairly trivial to spec together *today* the hardware that can be both a pocket-device and a full desktop PC when you plug it into it's dock. The problem is the demands of both the bloated software requirements just to run an OS AND the expectations of all the geeks around here ("It can't play back 1080p over HDMI, therefore it sucks").

      As for the phone part, the physical size wont really matter if you get a bluetooth headset packaged with it, no Nokia n-gage Taco embarrasment required.

      *tiny rubber keys a-la blackberry do NOT count!
      **Wikipedia it, and while you're at it check out the bluetooth enabled NG Revo that never got made, ahh the possibilities.

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    8. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by idamaybrown · · Score: 1

      xbox and PS3 - Sony (according to CNET) is loosing more than $400 million.

    9. Re:MS != 'oracle' anymore by bean123456789 · · Score: 1

      As mentioned, they have yet to release any product worth much this century --- say that slowly to yourself!
      Are you completely mental, some of their biggest products have been this century:
      Xbox
      Xbox 360
      windows XP
      Office xp
      Office 2003
      .Net
      .Net 2.0

      Those are just off the top of my head... your comments have no basis in reality

  17. Fuck Microsoft! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dance monkey boy! Thank you.

  18. And they will call it the Nokia N95. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And actually I think the N93 could also output to the TV... Ah well, better late than never I guess.

  19. Microsoft Research chief Craig Mundie by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Wow. Mundie has moved up in the world hasn't he?

    I remember a few of my research associates quitting their academic positions to go work at Microsoft. They quickly discovered that any respect they had in the field quickly evaporated. It was a tough time for them.

    What I gotta wonder is, knowing that the head of the research department at Microsoft is nothin' but a marketting shill, how could expect serious academics to treat you any different?

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    1. Re:Microsoft Research chief Craig Mundie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yea, MSR only puts out what? Three times the number of published papers than the most active computer science departments? They mentor how many masters/phd students/year? How many internships? He's deciding what to do with how much R&D money again? You gotta wonder, for a marketing guy with no academic skills whatsoever, where does all this growth come from?

  20. cell phone internet costs too much and the caps... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    cell phone internet costs too much and the caps are to low to use it as a pc 5gb is real small.

  21. Vacuum cleaners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My guess is that they'll make vacuum cleaners next, just so they can have at least one new product that's guaranteed not to suck.

    1. Re:Vacuum cleaners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ba-dump chinnngg!

    2. Re:Vacuum cleaners? by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      I really wish I had mod points. Mod parent up! I don't care if it's an AC, that was teh funney =)

  22. phone as my pc? by vimh42 · · Score: 1

    I don't know. I just bought two 20" LCDs for my PC. Somehow I don't think my phones can replace that.

    1. Re:phone as my pc? by bdarras · · Score: 1

      did you read the article?

  23. Microsoft tells it like it is by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

    What they forgot to mention is, your phone will be running Linux.

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  24. Revolutionary! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft has a research project called 'Fone+' that would allow the phone to work with a TV as a secondary display, and one that could allow video stored on the device to be played back on the television."


    So, Microsoft has a "research project" that would allow a wireless phone to be used like my iPod can be used now: with a TV as a secondary display, including for stored video. Hmm. A phone, that could be used the same way an iPod can be now. And that might include even more of the features one expects in a general purpose computer? Hmm. Can't think of any of Microsoft's competitors that might be ahead in that direction. Nope, this must be pure Microsoft innovation at its finest.

    1. Re:Revolutionary! by cyfer2000 · · Score: 1

      They can also split the screen! Bravo!

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  25. Windows Mobile 5.0 by strikethree · · Score: 4, Informative

    No. My cel phone is not my next PC. There are two main problems. The first is that nobody has figured out a reasonable UI with the screenspace that is available. The second is that Windows Mobile 5.0 is buggy, bloated, slow, and not very useful to program for.

    I have a smart phone right now and it crashes about once a week with no extra software installed other than what came with the phone.

    strike

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    1. Re:Windows Mobile 5.0 by garcia · · Score: 1

      The first is that nobody has figured out a reasonable UI with the screenspace that is available.

      Danger has with the Sidekick family. It's unfortunate that they haven't kept up with anything else that the device has to offer (the camera still fucking blows, there might be GPS inside but it isn't enabled for user accessible location-aware apps, and T-mobile is holding the rest of it by marketing it to douchebags and teenagers rather than who they should have).

      The Hiptop's OS is incredible (multitasking, useful hotkeys, and "macros" for shorting your typing time. It's just the physical device has a shitty build quality (my menu button ceases to work every 6 months) and T-mobile hinders the device and developer created applications.

      My Hiptops haven't crashed (I have gotten a java trash collector spinner a few times that went away after awhile) and it smokes the crap out of Microsoft's solutions.

      To answer another commenter that the phone's screens should be renamed iSquint is clueless and has obviously not used a decent handheld device including the Sidekick (which has a shitty resolution compared to other options out there).

    2. Re:Windows Mobile 5.0 by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      That, or go into the display settings and increase the font size. Just an idea. And if his phone is really crashing every week with nothing installed, then he seriouly needs to get a replacement. The only times I've had to shut off/restart my T-Mobile MDA since I bought it was to install a new ROM and to test a different phone with the SIM card.

  26. Oh really? And who's going to make me? by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I like my things the way they are now.
    I manage to live a fairly happy life without any Microsoft toys or bling-bling.

    Sorry Bill, I have no need for your products or services.

  27. yes but... by owlnation · · Score: 1

    ... does it come in brown?

  28. Tablets.... yawn... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful
    MS have pushed tablets three or four times and they've always failed (starting way back around 1990). The reason: this is one of Bill Gate's pet areas of interest and immense effort goes into these failures. In fact all their business areas bleed money except for selling XP + Office to corporates. This has been so for a long time. Perhaps if other business units had to make money they'd think a bit more and create better products.

    MS direction is not set by listening to the market, but by Bill's ego. This is what happens when you have a virtual monopoly.

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    1. Re:Tablets.... yawn... by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Tablets will take off. Gates also understood that media center PCs would be huge, but he (self-admittedly) got into the market way, way too soon (mid-1990s).

      Tablets fill a niche where you need a portable PC that you can take notes on. They're perfect for students and workers who aren't at an office, and you can expect that once the price drops below a threshold there'll be huge uptake of tablet PCs.
      The only question is what that threshold is, and will tablet PCs turn a profit while under that threshold. This is a reasonable question, and a huge potential market hinges on it, and I don't think Gates is the only person who recognizes that.

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    2. Re:Tablets.... yawn... by tcc3 · · Score: 1

      People keep saying the tablet idea is a failure and I dont get it. Sure back when it was an expensive uber feature, it didnt do very well. But now almost every company offers a convertible tablet. Its cheap enough that it doesnt really add to the cost. I cant see not wantign the option, even if you dont need it every day. I can see a time when the convertible tablet sceen will be a common if not ubiquitous feature.

      Or do you mean the pure tablet models with no drives? Cause those are a lost cause, except in very specific applications

  29. Simon says....jump off of the bridge! by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I for one, am not letting MS anywhere near my phone (landline) or PC (Kubuntu dapper)!

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  30. No thanks by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Why can't I just have a phone that lets me place and receive phone calls?

    1. Re:No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does this come up every fucking time?

      Pretty much every major phone manufactured has "no frills" phones. Personally I want extra cool stuff on my phone (I'm very tempted with the HTC Shift - a Vista based mobile phone), you don't want it? Fine, go look at the Nokia 1100 and alikes.

  31. Why not the other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe my pc is my next phone?

  32. "Two" projects ? by musyne · · Score: 1

    [...] allow the phone to work with a TV as a secondary display, and one that could allow video stored on the device to be played back on the television. Wait, if I can use my TV as a secondary display on one phone, do I REALLY need another phone to play video on the big screen ?
  33. From the life of my cellphone experience. by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    "Hi Mom, it's me." ....

    "Yea I know this is a weird number for me to call you from but..." ....

    "Mom can I borrow 900 dollars? I dropped my computer in the toilet at the club and I need a new one to I can write my report for the meeting Monday." ....

    "Mom? You there? I think we got disconnected" ... "Hello?"

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  34. Purpose of Phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me old fashioned or something, but I remember when the purpose of a cell phone was
    to make and receive calls.

    That's all I use mine for, just give me a phone that does that, and does it well. Anything else is a damn toy.

  35. You can! It's called POTS. by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    A plain old telephone service. As an extra benefit, it can connect you to network at about 52Kbps if the line isn't that noisy.

  36. This is Microsoft Research.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    their job is to be interested in anything new, especially anything new that competitors are interested in, and to patent key elements to stop it ever becoming a threat to their core business.

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    1. Re:This is Microsoft Research.. by wellingj · · Score: 1

      But I think we are bound to see very soon that while they have a large number of patents,
      they would rather not defend them in court. Sad new trend in patent trolling if you ask me.
      Patents are probably what MS is going to live on for the next 5 years till they pull
      their head out of their ass, or die a slow and painful death.

    2. Re:This is Microsoft Research.. by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They don't need to go to court. Just look what they've done with voice recognition technology. Every year a journalist will tell you that Microsoft gave them this demo of automatic voice recognition technology that required no training and worked perfectly. Every year Microsoft will fail to sell a product that does this, and so will everyone else. Why? Cause the big boys are scared shitless of patent lawsuits, and you simply can't get funding for a startup where there are Microsoft patents that even slightly cover your ideas. It really is a nuclear weapon.

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    3. Re:This is Microsoft Research.. by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      Which is why they routinely work with various nonprofit (IE, academic) institutions...

  37. just wait til MobileVista(tm)!!! by hguorbray · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to *see* what the VistaPhone has to offer -file transfers at half speed due to DRM and a dualcoreCPU 1GB RAM requirements HAHAHA!!!

    -I'm just sayin'

  38. Fone+ by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Will that have the little red squiggly line under it?

    I guess after shoving Windows into the thing they'll have to drop a letter from it's spelling because they're out of space...

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  39. Press Release by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or is /. feeling more like a PR site for MS products than new news for nerds?

    1. Re:Press Release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People keep replying to the troll articles...

      (oh, bugger)

  40. Why not use your eggbeater as a windmill? by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not use your tweezers as a wrench?

    Why not use your oboe as a bassoon?

    Why not use your sleeve as a handkerchief?

    Why not use your car as a truck?

    Why not use your PC as a doorstop?

    1. Re:Why not use your eggbeater as a windmill? by bazorg · · Score: 1
      Why not use your sleeve as a handkerchief?

      D'oh!

    2. Re:Why not use your eggbeater as a windmill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you against the idea of a general-purpose computer? Would you prefer to use a memex and a game console and a mainframe and a dumb terminal and a calculator instead?

      I'd really like to know the answer to your question, because the intended rhetorical effect seems incredibly myopic. If the devices can be engineered to conveniently and robustly support multiple functions, what rational reason would you have to oppose it?

    3. Re:Why not use your eggbeater as a windmill? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

      "If the devices can be engineered to conveniently and robustly support multiple functions, what rational reason would you have to oppose it?" OK, serious answer:

      I wouldn't. But it's a heck of a big "if." And I don't believe for a nanosecond that Microsoft's proposal stems from someone waking up at 3 a.m. saying "Aha!" with some brilliant human factors or industrial design innovation. It stems from Microsoft making all their money from Windows and trying to use it for everything.

      The big thing to notice in the article is that Mundie said that "software needs to be designed in context, with a knowledge of the devices around them. Data must be scaled to the server or phone, while the data must be able to be interacted with via keynoard, pen or even gestures." He didn't say Microsoft has done this. He didn't say Microsoft knows how to do this. He saids it needs to be done before Fone+ is practical. Absolutely right. And I can have my helicar as soon as someone invents Furloy, too.

      Nobody has come close to solving the cognitive problems of multifunction devices yet. Last time I looked, Staples was selling plenty of calculators.

      Nobody has solved the engineering tradeoff problems yet. Would you use the camera in your cell phone for your vacation pictures? Can you imagine hiring a wedding photographer showing up to take the pictures with a cell phone?

      Can you imagine an operating room with nothing in the instrument tray but a Leatherman tool with 250 different, sterile blades?

      Even the Swiss Army knife has issues. All the tools in it really work. But even there, though, I can't apply as much force to a Phillips head screw as I can with a real screwdriver, because the screwdriver blade is offcenter and the knife body isn't a very comfortable handle. And I sometimes open the wrong tool, because it's difficult to tell one shiny edge from another. How about you?

    4. Re:Why not use your eggbeater as a windmill? by blueforce · · Score: 1

      Why not use your sleeve as a handkerchief?

      Yeah. I was with you right up to that one.

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  41. Welcome to Japan 10 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Japanese have been using their phones as their primary connection to the internet for email, shopping, news, music, photos, videos, maps, weather and more for years.

  42. Modularity by Wordplay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After buying a Nokia N800, I don't think so. I think having the connectivity be in a separate device from the computing is a huge win, for most of the same reasons we went away (or never adopted) the all-in-one model on the desktop.

    1) In a convergence device, if two parts are important and are still in active development, one part will always obsolesce faster than the other part and force replacement of both.

    2) In the particular case of a cell phone/computer, you -can't- replace the phone cheaply and easily until your plan's up (yes, eBay, but that can be tricky), forcing you to use an obsolete computer for the duration.

    3) The design considerations for a phone and the design considerations for a portable computer are similar, yes--you want small, thin, and simple to use for both. However, if you want any sort of real power from the portable computer, it's nearly a given that it will need to be bigger and thicker and less simple than a cell phone of the same tech level would be. It needs to do more stuff.

    4) Not -all- the design considerations are the same. The portable computer probably wants a relatively large, high resolution screen, and it probably wants to have a touchscreen. A phone doesn't need the complexity or defect rates of a touchscreen, and a high resolution screen on a phone means either a large phone or a relatively high defect rate from a high-pixel-density screen.

    5) You don't always want all of your functionality wherever you go. Sometimes you just need a phone. It'd be nice if you could take your 2oz phone with you, instead of your 7oz smartphone.

    6) If your phone breaks, you lose your computer, and vice versa.

    7) We just don't really need to do it that way, now that bluetooth lets you essentially wear modules in a jacket or nearby bag. You can make a really small phone, if you're not trying to hang a computer off it. You can make it even smaller if you position it to use a bluetooth headset as the primary mic/speaker cluster (of course, you still have built-in ones as backups, but they don't have to be super-comfortable). The classic argument against multiple devices is too much space taken, but if you can make everything as small as they possibly can be for their focused purpose, you can minimize that. Making things smaller is one thing we generally get good at as time goes on.

    Sure, there's always going to be a market for phones like the Verizon V/NV or the Sidekick, that do a relatively large subset of the functions of a smartphone for people who don't need more. And eventually, the phone/modem part will hopefully end up standardizing and will be a commodity item that you don't have to chase advancements on. Maybe we'll even drop the current handcuffs model on phone plans. At that point, moving phone functionality into the portable computer makes a lot more sense.

    For now though, if you really need a -smart- setup, use separate devices. It seems clunkier and more expensive at the beginning, but you'll always be able to stay at the front of the curve if you want to, and you won't have conflicting buying priorities holding you back.

  43. playback on TV? by themushroom · · Score: 1

    > one that could allow video stored on the device to be played back on the television

    Would that be without the use of DRM? Hmm, doesn't sound characteristic...

  44. The Microsoft Fone+ and Apple iPhone, too late! by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    The Symbian OS based Nokia series already has such features.

    In fact to compete with the iPhone the Nokia N80ie at almost half the price offers more freedom and is not crippled as the iPhone is crippled and I'll bet the Fone+ is criplled as well. Read the Nokia web site for features on the phone.

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    1. Re:The Microsoft Fone+ and Apple iPhone, too late! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      modded down for using linspire,neophyte! ;)

  45. N95? by Endareth · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Didn't he just describe the already shipping Nokia N95?
    Phone? Check!
    Output to TV? Check!
    Video playback to TV? Check!

    Plus GPS, running Symbian Series 60 3rd Ed., etc...
    So once again M$ comes in late. Good going...

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    1. Re:N95? by weave · · Score: 1

      I have a Nokia N95 and I love the thing. It really is a computer in my pocket. Old people, however, usually can't deal with input on a 10-key pad. Too bad. Adapt or die (I'm 47 and I can type pretty quickly on it so it's possible!)

  46. "little iron" 1Ghz cell phones in the works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  47. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS is actually doing 'research' on this connection to tv thing. In China the mobile phone market is full of phones that connects to TV as a secondary display to play games or watch movies. I bought a Linux phone (Haier N60) almost 2 years ago that could connect to tv (with an adapter) and watch the videos stored on my phone.

  48. Vista sucks so bad WinCE is the next version? LoL by Locutus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    WTF, WinV is already slow enough on a dualcore desktop CPU and Microsoft wants your MS Windows based phone to be your next computer? THAT could only mean that they plan on WinCE being the base for the next version of MS Windows. ;-)

    Who are these Microsoft clowns and where in the world do they keep coming up with this material?

    LoB

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  49. They haven't a clue anymore. by Quiscalus · · Score: 1

    The thing that was said by the AC was that "Microsoft no longer knows what the hell their next product is. How many different "the next PC will be..." announcements are they going to make?"

  50. They're waiting for their research lab... by skurtz · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... in Cupertino.

  51. The problem is their own success by th3rmite · · Score: 1

    A big problem with MS now a days is what I call the "disposable PC". Price competition has brought computers, especially notebooks, down to record low prices. This has enabled many people to completely replace their computers every 1-2 years. Each one of these ubercheap computers had a Windows license attached to it, allowing MS to make profits on bulk. I'll use myself as an example: over the last 7 years I have bought 7 computers. All bargain basement priced except two. All but the two expensive ones came with a version of Windows. Now that Dell is going to start selling Ubuntu computers, hopefully other big names will follow suit. Why would I want to buy a $4-500 phone running Windows, when I can buy a new notebook for $350 (which I have done in the past)? Now it looks I can get a cheap notebook without Windows with driver support under Ubuntu, I'll never have to buy another MS based tech (except maybe a new xbox version in a couple of years). Oh and btw the two expensive computers I have bought were Macs, including a recent acquisition of a new MacBook, all for my wife and to use her words "It's the most beautiful piece of technology I have ever seen." Has anyone ever said that about a MS based product?

  52. LOL a bit late eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Microsoft announces "your phone is your next PC", thousands of companies have long been making apps for them for years.. LOL, thank you captain obviou$!!

  53. Re:Hmm by Tony · · Score: 1

    I don't think I've ever heard of this before.

    Does that mean that Microsoft innovated?


    No.

    It means you haven't been paying attention. For the last four years.

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  54. KryptonianJ says by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

    "Thats the dumbest f*cking idea I've heard since I've been at /."

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  55. Sprint going in the other direction by Animats · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, Sprint is going in the other direction. Some of their new phones do not have cameras, but meet MIL-STD 810F for ruggedization. Sprint used to offer ruggedized phones only on the Nextel network, but ruggedized phones are now appearing on the Sprint side too. Ruggedized models from both Motorola and Sanyo are now available.

  56. Of course they say this by microbee · · Score: 1

    Most PCs are already running Windows. So if phones are becoming PCs, they'll run Windows too.

  57. Dont count out MS yet. by spagetti_code · · Score: 1
    I work at an s/w house focusing on the use of MS products. I run both Linux and windows at work and at home, and have a myth box. So I think I can comment on both camps.

    I dont think MS is doing as poorly as you think: check out here - especially the 5 year graph. A slow but steady climb for the last 5 years, with plenty of volatility.

    FireFox is gaining ground at the expense of IE
    Yep - in my neck of the woods the rate is 25% or more. However IE has been stagnant for many years. But MS react very well when under threat - which they haven't been for a while therefore they've had few enemies worth focusing on. Now they have one - firefox. So IE is now back on the menu and I think we'll see a lot of good features coming out.

    So consider - if 90% of the world have something as good as (or near enough to that it doesn't matter) as firefox on their desktop by default - will they install FF? Dont underestimate the power of a monopoly. I predict more IE releases and some tough competition for FF.

    ODF is gaining ground at MS' expense OOo is gaining ground at MS' expense
    Well - both ODF and OOXML are a pile of doggy doo. One chap pointed out that they're both thin wrappers around binary data.

    This is the one place I think you have something - OOo is making some inroads, helped strongly by the insane price that MS can charge for office. Right now compatibility is the big stumbling block - a vast majority of the world wants good looking .DOC files, and OOo only does a (barely) passible job of reading and creating them. Expect MS to make that even harder.

    Dell is shipping Ubuntu systems at the expense of Vista Dell is shipping XP systems at the expense of Vista
    Lets put these in perspective: MS sold 400,000 vita licenses per day. To put that in perspective:

    8 weeks to beat Mac users 3 days to exceed Linux desktop users 4 days to exceed Mac sales
    Now I'm the first to admit there's bound to be some channel stuffing going on here, but those are pretty persuasive numbers.

    Dell will undoubtedly move some Ubuntu licenses (my fav distro - the only one that really understands what non-unix-geeks want. (ducks for cover).

    But remember this is Dell... so expect crap support and crapware. They can make a windows install just aweful - imagine what they'll do for ubuntu.

    Zune is all but buried in the back pages of tech history
    You forgot to also mention windows mobile. Unstable, slow, and really just a bad idea because it was (and probably still is) based on the '95 codebase.

    Look - its hard to create a business as good as windows/office. But some of their server products are damn good - look at windows server and SQL Server (their data mining, reporting and analysis tools are just awesome).

    These stumbles are natural - apple had a few. Think: newton, Pink, AUX, the Puck and Cube. Gorgeous, innovative flops.

    I could go on... but lets just not count them out yet.

    1. Re:Dont count out MS yet. by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Informative

      ODF isn't a wrapper around binary data. It's a zip'ed archive of XML files. All of the text and styles are in plaintext english. It's also very verbose [which is also a downside]. OOo isn't perfect, but it's at least "open."

      To

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    2. Re:Dont count out MS yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. So's OpenXML.

  58. I say by netdur · · Score: 1

    my personal computer is my next phone

    for real, am thinking to make my Nokia 770 uses CDMA usb modem to get online, so I can Voip software anywhere, everywhere

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  59. Wrong on all counts by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    1.) Apple's Newton was first.
    2.) The iPhone has a virtual keyboard.
    3.) Apple is considering adding third-party support.

    Just face facts here. Microsoft is waaay behind in 2007.

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    1. Re:Wrong on all counts by MBraynard · · Score: 0
      1) You can't make a phone call on a Newton. You can on a CE device. Both WindowsMobile and SmartPhone are CE devices.
      2) A vitual keyboard is not a keyboard. Don't BS me.
      3) 'Considering' is not the same as 'have had for 11 years.'

      How can MS possiblhy be behind? What's truly cool about the CE platform is you could recreate the entire Iphone experience with it and sell it - all probably before the Ibrick comes out.

    2. Re:Wrong on all counts by 4iedBandit · · Score: 4, Informative

      +1 MS Fanboy Troll, but it's late and I have to wait on a long print job.

      1) You can't make a phone call on a Newton. You can on a CE device. Both WindowsMobile and SmartPhone are CE devices.

      Phone calls? No. The Newton is probably better compared to a tablet PC, and still people like you wouldn't like it because it wasn't a full "Windows" PC. My old Newton is still way "smarter" than any smart phone I've seen from any vendor running any OS. Granted it took Apple years to get it right. But the last iteration nailed it. It was the most useful device I ever owned. I'd still use it today if I could easily sync it with my current computer.

      2) A vitual keyboard is not a keyboard. Don't BS me.

      "Waaa, it's not the device I want!" *GASP* Could it possibly be you're not the target market? I have a smart phone, with a full qwerty keyboard. I'm afraid I have to side with Apple on this one. With my man sized thumbs typing on a virtual keyboard is certainly no less accurate than using my current Barbie Doll sized one. A virtual keyboard goes away when I don't need it, for instance when I'm trying to read a web page. I'll gladly take more screen space to display and a keyboard that only shows up when I need it.

      3) 'Considering' is not the same as 'have had for 11 years.'

      First is not always best, and not always the winner in the market. Microsoft proved that with Windows. Apple has re-proven it with the iPod, and now we'll find out shortly if they're going to do it with smart phones.

      What's truly cool about the CE platform is you could recreate the entire Iphone experience with it and sell it - all probably before the Ibrick comes out.

      And this is precisely why people say Microsoft doesn't innovate. Sure, they could have created the iPhone experience with CE, but they didn't. Microsoft doesn't innovate. They copy. I watched the iPhone introduction and Steve Jobs was right about one thing. In the smart phone market the killer app is MAKING PHONE CALLS! Everything else is just fluff. Since Jobs has returned to Apple they have been very focused on getting the primary functions right the first time, and making sure the fluff is damn good too.

      The only reason Microsoft released this info is to try and steal some of Apple's thunder. Sure the iPhone isn't out yet. But in a months time it will be, and every other phone out there is going to be compared to it. I look forward to seeing how it stacks up and if it does well in the one thing I need my mobile phone to do well (MAKING PHONE CALLS) I have $500 ready to spend on it. All the features not related to MAKING PHONE CALLS are just a bonus.

      Am I a sheep? No. I prefer to spend my money on things that just work when I need them too. Apple's got a much better track record of that than Microsoft.

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    3. Re:Wrong on all counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3.) Apple is considering adding third-party support.

      I think the iPhone is guaranteed to fail if it doesn't have the same level of third-party support as Mac OS X. Nobody I know is going to spend $500 on a cell phone if it doesn't offer something highly compelling (merging an iPod Nano with a cell phone doesn't count--it costs far less to purchase them separately).

      Seriously, how hard could it be to set up a device running Mac OS X to support a Bluetooth keyboard? And what about providing an upgrade to Xcode that allows it to cross-compile for the iPhone's ARM processor? Heck, they could probably get countless third-party apps running on the iPhone almost immediately if they installed Java on it!

    4. Re:Wrong on all counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is your point other than Mac fanboism? Seriously this drivel is horrible to read since it appears you think you are making valid points when you are saying empty nothings.

      You talk about how WONDERFUL it is to make a phone call on the iPhone. Which you have never used. You've watched one presentation carefully staged. It's great to be excited and convinced that this is the greatest thign ever, but you are dispensing your opinion as fact and looking like an ass, which is hilarious given that you think you are smart and fact-based.

    5. Re:Wrong on all counts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, all that macho aggression... that's right. Put that Macboi in his place. He's not tough and rugged like us Windows guys. Yeah... we know where it's at. BillyG you da main man! Sometimes it's hard to talk because I have his cock in my mouth, but there's always some else ready to defend what the hippies are trying to take down. Really stand up guys willing to take a position and stand by it come what may. Awesome guys like ... Anonymous Coward...

      Hmm...

      I'd say there'll be 300 people who will buy an iPhone to see how they can install Linux on it and a couple of million because they want to make phone calls, listen to music and don't give a shit about having a cut down version of Excel to keep their budget spreadsheet up to date.

    6. Re:Wrong on all counts by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      In the smart phone market the killer app is MAKING PHONE CALLS! Everything else is just fluff.

      Not just that, but the interface you can get on a phone is vastly different than the interface on various other devices. This is something that Microsoft has had trouble grasping. Why did the iPod do so well? It had a great interface that allowed you to do what you wanted easily. By the same token, I imagine Apple will do the smart thing, and put the best interface they can on the iPhone, and pick the features based on which ones can be fitted to match the interface. Microsoft on the other hand, will probably do something unbelievably stupid like try to put Word and Excel on their phone. I'm sorry, but there is no way in hell you're going to be able to implement a decent version of Word on a phone. You might be able to make a decent read only version, so you could look over some documents on the road, but trying to type anything would be a nightmare, and on top of that it would look weird when you sized it back up to a normal display.

      Right now I've got a Razer, and I picked it for one reason, which is that it's the smallest phone you can get. It has all kinds of features, and among them, the only one I've used more than once or twice, aside from making calls, is the camera. I don't even use the text messaging (always hated that, just pick up the phone and call the person, it takes less time) and I sure don't use any applications or media playback.

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    7. Re:Wrong on all counts by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      Excel is actually pretty handy to have on my phone. I can draw up spreadsheets on the fly to calculate things and carry along spreadsheets that I created in Windows that are helpful. Word is good as a reader on the phone but I also compose a few short documents in it, mostly lists. It's not soo bad. PowerPoint is great because you can plug directly into a projector and run your presentation from the phone.

      It does have a long way to go, still. But I am one of those who actually didn't like their Ipod (even the one I got for free) because of it's interface as I used it in an excercise environment and it doesn't handle gloved, cold, or blind fingers very well. I also prefer the Playsforsure thing and while I expect Apple to go with that eventually, it's not here yet.

    8. Re:Wrong on all counts by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      I also prefer the Playsforsure thing and while I expect Apple to go with that eventually, it's not here yet.

      I would be unbelievably suprised if Apple went with Playsforsure, especially as even Microsoft has dropped it. I don't think Apple is going to make any changes in the playback capability of the iPod, except maybe to add support for ogg (well, I can dream can't I?), particularly as they've been moving to try to drop DRM entirely (at least for audio playback).

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    9. Re:Wrong on all counts by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      You are being obtuse. Not only has MS not dropped PFS, they are using it on their new Zune. And obviously Apple wouldn't use the same SOFTWARE, but just the same concept.

    10. Re:Wrong on all counts by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      they are using it on their new Zune

      Last I heard the Zune didn't use PFS, they have some new DRM that MS made just for the Zune. I assume from this statement your talking about the new line of Zune players that MS is getting ready to send down the bowl?

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    11. Re:Wrong on all counts by MBraynard · · Score: 1

      Meant their Zune store. PFS devices work in the Zune store, but the Zune uses a kind-of PFS DRM, but not the specifically branded PFS.

  60. The future is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you all realize that we've been following Japanese trends in cars and electronics for a long time now. In Japan, cellphones ARE their computers, and have a lot more functionality. Most kids don't have computers in their homes anymore, they have their cellphones.

  61. Just the Opposite. by eigerface · · Score: 1

    I'd rather use my PC as a cheap phone.

    Can you hear me, Verizon?

  62. Gee..Groundhog day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Most of these exciting technologies have been on paper and in the minds of visionaries for years, even decades. Thankfully, the big boys are hard at work trying to compete over the "next big thing."

    Assuming all the negativity doesn't put them off first.

  63. There may be value in such a device... by Anderson+Council · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...but it sure isn't likely to be running MS software, being completely honest. A compact device with say, even just significant presentation capabilities and a networked terminal, can believably be housed in a phone-like device; however, it would have to be a very tight kernel and nothing from Redmond is remotely suitable.

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  64. My next phone is a PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, no.

    1) I had a Handspring VISOR and Visorphone - now I have a bog-standard phone (Because that is what the free incomming calls cell phone vendor uses) So I've "downgraded".

    2) I can't buy a Motorola A910 yet - no US phone vendor wants to sell 'em

    3) No Microsoft phone interfaces with FreeBSD - so why would I buy a product that does not work with my system?

  65. Track record: by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

    "It's a PC that is virtually without limits and within five years I predict it will be the most popular form of PC sold in America." -- Bill Gates on Tablet PCs in 2001.

    1. Re:Track record: by cdw38 · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that Bill Gates. Total moron. Only established the single most successful computer (hardware or software) company in the world. The company whose operating system led to the rise of the personal computer and, in turn, the internet. The company who, without, Linux (every /.er's favorite OS) would almost certainly not exist.

      And he is 100% right. There is a huge market for well-implemented and well-marketed tablet PCs. Think about the millions of college students around the globe lugging 1000s upon 1000s of pages of textbooks and notebooks around with them. A single, well-implemented tablet PC could essentially replace all of that with a single device. And eventually, it will. Excuse Mr. Gates for being a little bit ahead of his time on that prediction. I'll bet that quote on xxxk of ram being the most anyone will ever need is a favorite of yours as well?

    2. Re:Track record: by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      I didn't say Bill Gates is a moron, I said his recent track record is shite. Re-read "The Road Ahead" sometime: Do you have a digital wallet? Yes, Bill Gates has steered his company quite profitably throughout the years, but that has been in spite of his track record at predictions, not because of it.

      The company whose operating system led to the rise of the personal computer and, in turn, the internet.

      That's wrong on a lot of different levels: 1.) The first successful personal computer was the Apple II, not anything from Microsoft. 2.) The internet's foundations were laid before MS-DOS was QDOS. Ever heard of ARPANET? 3.) The first web server was written on a NeXT machine -- the computer that Steve Jobs made after he got the boot at Apple. 4.) In 1995, which did Microsoft would be better to bundle with their new OS, a web browser or a cheap AOL knockoff? That's right, a cheap AOL knockoff. They didn't get religion on the importance of the internet until long after the train had left the station. That's the one reason we have the small sliver of inter-platform compatibility on the web that have today: Microsoft had to support the webpages that Netscape supported, so they couldn't make it proprietary, as was their plan with MSN.

      The company who, without, Linux (every /.er's favorite OS) would almost certainly not exist.

      Linux isn't my favorite OS, and it's admittedly a young man's attempt at ripping off Hurd, not Windows NT. Yes, the GUI of Linux is ripped off of Windows, but that was ripped off of Mac anyway (which in turn was an improvement on Xerox).

      And he is 100% right. There is a huge market for well-implemented and well-marketed tablet PCs.

      Yes, there is a big potential market there. Just like there's a big potential market for phone computers. But Gates' company didn't successfully capitalize on the tablet thing, just like they won't capture the phone market.

      Let's face it, if you were a phone company or phone manufacturer, would you trust Microsoft? The digital music player crowd did and look what happened: Microsoft screwed over the "Plays For Sure" players and music services when they released the incompatible Zune! Way to stab your friends in the back, Microsoft! The phone companies would be nuts to let Microsoft gain more than a tiny fraction of the phone market -- Microsoft is too dangerous to trust as a business partner.

      Anyhow, you're clearly trolling me, but it was fun to point out just how wrong you are.

    3. Re:Track record: by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      I agree that Bill Gates can hardly be called a moron, and he may indeed be proved right about Tablet PCs... time will tell. But I do disagree that Microsoft's operating system "led to the rise of the personal computer". I was using personal computers before Microsoft even existed.

      Whether it was Microsoft or some other company, I'm 100% sure that personal computers would have arisen - IBM invented the PC, and were looking for an operating system to put on it. Microsoft were in the right place at the right time, and Bill Gates had what it took to take full advantage of that. If not Microsoft, then another company.

      I strongly disagree that Linux would not have arisen if it weren't for Microsoft. How do you make that link?

    4. Re:Track record: by miro+f · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't my favorite OS, and it's admittedly a young man's attempt at ripping off Hurd, not Windows NT. Yes, the GUI of Linux is ripped off of Windows, but that was ripped off of Mac anyway (which in turn was an improvement on Xerox).


      heh, gotta love that spin.

      Linux "Rips off" Windows
      Windows "Rips off" Mac OS
      Mac OS "Improves upon" Xerox
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    5. Re:Track record: by cdw38 · · Score: 1
      1.) The first successful personal computer was the Apple II, not anything from Microsoft.

      The Apple II led to the IBM PC, which in turn led to Windows and eventually Windows 3.0, which is what made the PC accessible enough for Joe Schmoe to learn how to use one in his basement in his free time. So the Joe Schmoes of the world start doing all this stuff on their PCs, and now there's a huge stockpile of information but no very easy way to share all of this. Thus, the internet.

      So, the Apple II led to the thing which led to the thing which led to the thing that led to the rise of the internet. Right. But, let's pretend now that Steve Jobs had found college interesting and exciting (let's say he developed a love for chinese art history his first semester). Then the Apple II wouldn't have every happened. But, let's go back a few more steps. If Steve Jobs had been adopted by the original set of college-educated parents he was supposed to be adopted by, it's likely that a different environment growing up would have led to a very different person. So, with your reasoning, Steve Job's original adoptive parents backing out of the deal is what led to the rise of the internet.

      And what ARPA did was come up with the technology which ultimately made the internet possible. So did those guys at University of HI with ALOHA. And the socio-political climate at the time made all of that possible. The technology, that is. NOT the implementation of it. Without Microsoft and Windows in the early 90's, the internet would NOT have become what it is today. There was no market for it before the PC was considered a "normal" product for "normal" people to own (Windows 3.0). Windows didn't lead to the PC - you are correct in that assertion. But it led to the rise of the PC.

      And OK, you have me on the Linux thing. It would exist - or have existed, at some point. I am not very familiar with the whole history behind that, so I'll take your word for that and make sure to do my homework before making a claim like that next time (which was inappropriate). I did not mean to misconstrue your words, either (and I apologize if I did). But there is seriously some sort of information cascade here at /. regarding Microsoft (and the fact that your e-penis grows every time you make fun of them or Bill Gates). It's become unbearable (I used to just lurk and read the articles/comments) in that no one gives credit to Microsoft when credit is due. Microsoft (and Microsoft Research) is incredibly respected in the academic world - and given /.'s supposedly academic feel (at least ideally, it is used to promote reasonable and intelligent discussion of certain things), it doesn't make sense (to me, at least). Microsoft Research employees regularly contribute to scholarly journals and that sort of thing, and still attract the best minds from the best schools worldwide. You've heard of the cube-root idea behind innovation, I'll assume? That, for every 1000 new researchers/employees/whatever that you hire (as a company, as an academic institution [they could even be PhD grad students], whatever), only about 10 of them will ever have an idea (a product, concept, anything) that actually pans out. So of course you are going to find more failings in any company/institution in terms of product ideas/implementation than you will successes. This is an idea in the R&D stage, a LONG time and a LOT of money away from ever going anywhere. Still doesn't mean that it's not a good thing for companies to put the money into.

    6. Re:Track record: by cdw38 · · Score: 1
      See my other post about the Linux comment (IE - you are right, I am not in a position to make that claim).

      As for the PC - you were an early adopter. The rise of the PC (rise meaning the general population could access them) came with Windows 3.0. (see my other reply in this topic for this in more detail).

    7. Re:Track record: by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      Linux isn't my favorite OS, and it's admittedly a young man's attempt at ripping off Hurd, not Windows NT. Yes, the GUI of Linux is ripped off of Windows, but that was ripped off of Mac anyway (which in turn was an improvement on Xerox).



      Linux had nothing to do with Hurd. The inspiration for the linux kernel was to make an x86 version of Minix, not to copy the Hurd kernel, which has a radically different architecture. It was combined with the other GNU userland tools, which Hurd also uses. Also not really true to say that the GUI is ripped off windows either - X and Motif were around long before windows, and lots of different GUIs have been built that work on top of X. KDE is possibly the most similar to windows (but can be made to look radically different), Gnome less so, and the many others even less. They all use windows, icons, menus and pointers... but that's from Xerox.

    8. Re:Track record: by earthbound+kid · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah. I misremembered Linus' original usenet post about Linux. I thought he was saying it was a rip off of Hurd, but actually he said it was a rip off of Minix, and since then others have speculated that if he hadn't release it, then Hurd would have been completed much faster. Good call catching my memory fart.

      Also, I'm aware that X11 has been around almost forever, but when you're replying to an MS troll there's only so much info you can pack in at once. That said I do think a lot of the later GUI stuff in Linux has been inspired by Windows, since most programmers coming up today start out on Windows and only later learn about Free/Open Software.

  66. I want my phone to work not crash with viruses. by liftphreaker · · Score: 1

    When I buy a phone, I want a no nonsense phone which I can be guaranteed will work all the time, without exception. My sony ericsson does that today, and hasn't failed me, ever. I have a few apps on it, gmail, opera mini, etc, and they all do just what they should and nothing more.

    Let me see... the year 2009, Windows Vista mobile (just for example) on your shiny new phone, 800MB for the OS, 100MB for antivirus, 500MB for all the other apps, takes 15 minutes to boot, drops calls at random, reboots at random, BSOD's once in a while - you have to remove the battery to reset it, allows you to download virii to your hearts content, etc.

    No thanks. I am not stupid. Microsoft will have to bomb every phone company out of existence before I think of getting a MS-based phone. Dealing with a PC running windows is bad enough.

    Btw, I'm not exaggerating on some of these - my friend's O2 phone would crash, drop calls, or just freeze every now and then. They had to run through software update after update for a while before it was half way useable.

  67. Insightful? Fucking hilarious. by notaprguy · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey, I've had three beers so maybe I'm just feeling feisty but you're clearly a fucking idiot. Zune, while not a raging success, is classic Microsoft. A decent but not great product that in this case has an innovative idea - music sharing - that wasn't quite ready for prime time. They'll stick with it and, as with XBOX vs. PS, they'll eventually get it right and be #1 or #2 in the market. Windows Mobile is already the #2 platform for smart phones in the world and quickly catching up to Symbian. As somoene who has used both platforms extensively - as well as RIM - I can tell you that Windows Mobile is in most (not all) superior. So, your definition of "hideous mess" must be more of a reflection on your life given that you have nothing more intersting or constructive to add the discourse than this drivel.

    1. Re:Insightful? Fucking hilarious. by His+Shadow · · Score: 1
      A decent but not great product that in this case has an innovative idea - music sharing - that wasn't quite ready for prime time.

      Bullshit. The DRM attached to every shared file ensures that the sharing feature is dead in the water. It isn't quite ready for prime time because it is an incredibly stupid idea.

      They'll stick with it and, as with XBOX vs. PS, they'll eventually get it right and be #1 or #2 in the market.

      Please. The Playstation 2, a 5+ year old platform, kicked Microsoft's ass all over the place, and now Microsoft's high end offering, the 360, while only outselling the PS3 because of it's head start, is going to get it's head handed to it by the Wii.

      Windows Mobile is already the #2 platform for smart phones in the world and quickly catching up to Symbian.

      What? Symbian has 72% of the market. Linux has approximately 15%. That leave Microsoft and Palm to fight over the scraps. How does a maybe 10% share (being generous) of the market equate to "quickly catching up"?

      So, your definition of "hideous mess" must be more of a reflection on your life...

      Pathetic ad hominem, but the only hideous mess here the logic by which you claim Microsoft owns every market it steps into...

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  68. In other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    640K ought to be enough for everyone...

  69. still all crap by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    They're still all crap.

    I want this cell phone:

    • weighs around 2 ounces
    • screen that doesn't scratch when I put it in you pocket with my keys
    • 6 hour talk time
    • good reception
    • ~$25/month, with unlimited calling
    • standard headset input
    • bluetooth
    • less than $100
    • phone book/speed dial/caller id/basic voicemail

    I don't want bling, or a Wince/Linux/OSX/Palm/smartphuck. I want something completely functional that I can shove in my pocket and not worry about. If it doesn't enhance my ability to make phone calls from a usability standpoint, I don't want it.

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  70. Won't Happen by YetAnotherBob · · Score: 1

    It'll never happen. Same problem that killed the pen based computers, the tablets and finally trimmed the PDA market to a mere ghost of its former self.

    Data entry is a real pain. Imagine the swolen thumbs you'd get from trying to enter a 50 page theme into the phone. (Lets see, happenstance, h... 33 a...1 p...!!! never mind, I'd rather flunk out.) The mind just boggles.

    Nope, this one's going to die.

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    1. Re:Won't Happen by mlk · · Score: 1

      And you don't expect to with use a decent sized keyboard (like say the HTC Advantage) and/or support external keyboard?

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  71. We know by dniq · · Score: 1

    Apple has already told us.

  72. too many functions that are hard to use by Gary+W.+Longsine · · Score: 1

    In my experience, most of the people who say this about phones do so because they have difficulty imagining a phone that doesn't suck. Most people want a PDA because they want calendar entries that sync effortlessly from their PC, and they don't want to retype their address book into their phone with their thumb (or thumbs for all you RIM or Palm QWERTY users). Most people want driving/peddling/walking directions at their fingertips. Most people want to be able to look something up on the web *right now* or check their email at lunch, or send a text chat to anyone at any time from anywhere. They just don't realize they want this until they are presented with a way to do it that is easy to learn and also which works easily, reliably, and every time.

    It is the same problem with the PC. Most of the non-IT, non-techie types that I know have a PC, but they barely scratch the surface of its capability.l They surf the web and check email. A few of them load pictures from their digital cameras. Very few of them take their laptop to a coffee shop because wireless on the PC is still a pain in the tuccus in 2007. The non-techie Mac users that I know, by contrast, almost universally take their laptops to coffee shops, and not only surf the web and send email but use many other features of the system as well. They know about spotlight and use it, even though most of them don't seem to know what the feature is called.

    It would be difficult to design and conduct, but I'd love to see a survey about feature depth utilization of PC and Macintosh systems that explored this. My observations, annecdotal though they may be, seem to indicate that ordinary non-techie users who happen also to be Macintosh users "do more stuff" with their systems, on average. PC users also typically express fear of harming their system, which long time Macintosh users typically don't (some of the recent switchers who haven't yet lost their fear).

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  73. Patents by greenbird · · Score: 1

    What would you bet they've got this patented already?

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  74. oh geez by Ne-fishy · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will have to bomb every phone company out of existence before I think of getting a MS-based phone. Why did you say that? Now we're all fucked.
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  75. Yes, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it phone home?

  76. WHOOAA! The iPod can do this already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iPod can ALREADY use a TV as a secondary display, and the iPhone will likely (if not in its first incarnation, then a later one) continue this. And since the iPhone is very nearly a full fledged computer (with the exception that Apple may still prevent it from running 3rd-party apps--the only thing I can see that would keep it from being considered a very small general purpose computer) Microsoft is once again acting like they're coming up with ideas that they simply stole from Apple or Sun or IBM or open source software, etc....

  77. You become what you hate by huckamania · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has become so one-sided that there is little need for user comments. The summary and all of the comments took one part of the article and ignored everything else.

    Here is one thing everyone missed...

    "A Micronics portable "lab in a box" was also shown, which can take a drop of blood and perform molecular analysis to determine whether the patient is affected by a certain type of disease. The box, a product of a Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation healthcare grant, will be released in the "near future," Mundie said."

    But it's from M$ so it must be crap.

  78. not quite. by sonictheboom · · Score: 1

    My last pc ran windows. My current pc runs Linux.

    My current phone runs Windows. I need to reboot it at least 5 times a week.

    My next phone will NOT run Windows.

    1. Re:not quite. by mlk · · Score: 1

      Bad hardware, take it back.

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  79. BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Horrible pile of crap.

  80. Phone is my Next PC!! by suv4x4 · · Score: 1

    Great, I like exciting announcements!

    And it will tie in perfectly with this, my next car!

  81. Keybard and Monitor by z_gringo · · Score: 1

    As long as I can plug a full sized keyboard and monitor into it, I might can get on board with that. Otherwise, I am pretty content for my Computer and my phone to be two separate things.

    Oh, and the few devices that I have had to work with that ran Windows Mobile have been quite slow and had quite a few windows errors. The Nokia phones I have used over the years have never had any of those problems.

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    1. Re:Keybard and Monitor by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      Then you are also pretty content ignoring what the future will almost certainly bring. Take my word (and the word of the top two CPU manufacturers in the world) - sooner than you think, EVERYTHING will have an x86 CPU in it. Whether you pretend you don't want that ("I'd rather have proprietary software in my phone!") or not, it's going to happen.

    2. Re:Keybard and Monitor by mlk · · Score: 1

      sooner than you think, EVERYTHING will have an x86 CPU in it. Why do you think that?
      All three Next Gen games consoles are PPC (one with extra custom goodness).
      I can think of two Mobile Phones that use x86(1). Not even the ones with "Intel Inside" use x86, they use ARM.

      x86 is not taking over the world.

      'd rather have proprietary software in my phone! What do you mean by that? And what does that have to do with the OS used, or the software that runs on top of that?

      1) A old Nokia, and the new Vista powered HTC.
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  82. Not a chance by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    No way I'm going for this. I like to use my phone as a phone, and that's it. For a PC, I like a nice big case that I can put 3-4 hard disks in, a big LCD monitor, and my big Model M keyboard. I don't even really like laptops/notebooks, much less PDAs, the keyboards are too small. This is one Microsoft "innovation" I won't be interested in. I suppose I'm some sort of dinosaur.

  83. Microsoft also says... by master5o1 · · Score: 0

    Microsoft also says that Linux/FOSS infringes on their patents ... But I still don't believe it's true.

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  84. my head spins by nanosquid · · Score: 1

    So, let me get this straight. Computers are getting smaller and cheaper, that's just a fact. Now, putting a VGA output+USB host port on a cell phone, or alternatively putting a cellular modem into a cheap portable machine with VGA output and USB host port, now counts as "research"? I suppose this great breakthrough has been patented as well?

    1. Re:my head spins by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      Since it's such an easy and obvious next step, if you could jsut point out the countless other companies that are currently working on this, it'd be much appreciated. Oh, wow, there aren't any other companies currently working on this? No matter, I'd rather just not have that option that to have it. Fuck Microsoft. In fact, fuck all the numerous academics who work with them too (from every top research university in the world). Those dumbasses don't have a clue what they are doing.

    2. Re:my head spins by mlk · · Score: 1

      Samsung had a mobile phone about three years back that could connect to your TV.

      HTC have a Windows Vista based table PC/phone. I'm sure that would have a VGA out.
      Many new laptops come with a a built-in 3G and BlueTooth, add Skype and you have a mobile phone.

      I'm not knocking the idea(1), or the researchers who got it working(2), but it is not unique, it is (as the OP posted) the natural next step.

      1) I think it is a good one.
      2) Noticing the natural next step could be put under common sense. Someone few people have.

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  85. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..they are researching the Nokia N95?

    1. Re:So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess someone beat me to it :p

  86. Innovation and Microsoft by theolein · · Score: 1

    I had to laugh long and loud at this one. Is Microsoft going to make it brown? Will phone calls ony be made if you pay to enable the DRM? Will Microsoft sell Office 2009 Mobile edition with a huge ribbon interface?

    God, what a bunch of fucking morons.

    1. Re:Innovation and Microsoft by cdw38 · · Score: 1

      I anxiously await your brilliant counterattack. Oh, wait, you don't have one? That's right, those morons over at Microsoft Research (the same morons who regularly contribute to and work with the academic community) are up to their old tricks. Working on a product that is, for lack of a better term, one of a kind. Fucking idiots. I'd rather not have the option to connect my mobile phone to my TV at all than to have to deal with stupid Windows Media codecs! Seriously, what would your next move be as Microsoft? Those fucking morons (who only established and are maintaining complete domination in the global operating system and office software environments) don't have a clue what they are doing - you could do so much better.

  87. N93 already has TV-OUT by thaig · · Score: 1

    Big deal, Microsoft.

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  88. Nokia's "Multimedia Computers" by thaig · · Score: 1

    The phone as a computer replacement idea has been going for ages. Unfortunately smartphone usage in America is so minimal that statements like this Microsoft one might seem new and even insightful. It's someone else's insight, though.

    Nokia smartphones (high CPU power basically) have been called "Multimedia Computers" for a while now and the idea is exactly that there will be no real need for a personal computer for many people who get these things. Perhaps you might have a big machine at work or a games console at home but not necessarily a pc.

    TV out is hardly a new feature on phones - you can buy a Nokia N93 with it right now.

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  89. I want a simple computer connnector by Zo0ok · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a standard connector for computers. That is, a connector that would look mostly like a DVI-connector, carrying the following technologies:

    • Ethernet
    • DVI Video
    • Stereo Audio
    • USB 2.0
    • DC Power

    Then units like mobile phones, portable terminals, music players can develop into real computers. In fact, I look forward to seeing complete computers the size of an iPod.

    The great thing now would be a standard form factor of such computer-in-a-box. Because then there could be laptops sold without the computer itself (keyboard+display+battery+dvdunit). There can be computer connectors in internet cafes, aircrafts, TVs. You can also easily imagine a beowulf cluster of these! (with proper rack hardware).

    Why would this happen? The core computer (cpu, memory, disk/solid state storage, graphics adapter, NIC, usb controller) will soon be cheaper than the rest of a laptop. It then doesnt really make sense with motherboards with multiple and expensive (price/space) connectors for cpu/memory/disk. The only connectors that will make sense are the one mentioned above (USB, DVI, Ethernet, Audio, Power). And I say this despite I am a Mac user who would like to see Firewire everywhere.

    Another thing could happen instead: things can be very virtual. Maybe you just bring your virtual machine on a USB-stick or SD-card. This can happen soon - USB sticks of 16Gb are available for a decent price. Then in an aircraft/internet cafe/TV you just plug your USB-stick in, and they provide you with a virtalisation host (like QEMU or VMware player, or both).

    Of course, when you are not connected the unit can still function, like a PDA, Phone, MP2-player, like Microsoft envisions.

    1. Re:I want a simple computer connnector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HDMI already does DVI video and audio over the same cable.
      USB already does DC power, power-over-ethernet exists too.
      USB ethernet cards are common and even USB speakers are out there (i.e. audio-over-USB, these need drivers unlike regular speakers as the audio is sent digitally).

      So, we're already down to 2 connectors - HDMI or DVI for graphics, USB for everything else.

  90. battery life by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    oops did i just fart on his big plans? the processing power required for that sort of thing is there in a small enough form factor, but not the battery power to keep it alive. yes yes it can go into a cradle when in use with the TV, but i won't by one that needs to be recharged ever 5 hours and is useless as a phone.

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  91. Another Irrelevant Venture by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a research project called 'Fone+' that would allow the phone to work with a TV as a secondary display, and one that could allow video stored on the device to be played back on the television.

    Microsoft will eventually release this as a patented, mostly proprietary system designed lock in consumers and hardware vendors. While consumers are lemmings, hardware vendors have more or less figured out what Microsoft's business model is about, and will avoid implementing the company's "solutions." If Microsoft decides to make their own hardware, it will come out a year after Apple, Nokia, Samsung and other companies we haven't even heard of yet have already released better and more open products.

    (I should save the above paragraph in a text file on my desktop so I can paste it here regularly.)

  92. I thought the iPhone was supposed to be a bust? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    Now MS wants to be an iPhone/computer?

    "Less cool than Zunes. More expensive than a Lexus. Lame"?

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  93. Yes, but by DaveDerrick · · Score: 1

    My next PC may well be my phone, but it will be running Linux.

  94. Windows Mobile is the best we've got. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I'm a diehard Linux fanboy, most of the time, but I have to admit, it doesn't look good.

    Put simply, since the death of Palm, Windows Mobile is, quite literally, the only mobile platform out there that even compares to the PC.

    Sure, there are other attempts. The iPhone, OpenMoKo, or whatever the fuck is on my stock cell phone (that shows the Java logo everytime it takes 30 seconds to boot up) are all well and good, but OpenMoko looks like the only one that could turn into a platform.

    As in, right now, someone can develop a Windows Mobile app, and it's guaranteed to work pretty much the same on every Windows Mobile device (assuming the same arch, but they're all ARM now), and it's even possible to have free ones (I believe you can even get VLC for WM). OpenMoko is the closest we've got, but they only have one device. The iPhone looks to be closed to third-party developers. My current phone seems to allow third-party apps, but they nickel and dime you to death (charging $5-10 for a solitaire game, plus network charges to download it).

    So, really, Microsoft has even more of a monopoly in the mobile market, and what's more, their mobile stuff actually works. And it's also the one area where they really do have a monopoly -- on the desktop, Linux and OS X are alternate platforms, whereas with mobile devices, everything but Windows seems to either be too hobbyist/clunky/expensive (OpenMoKo) or too appliance-like (my phone).

    Seems to me, they'd be crazy not to press that advantage, while they have it. Last I bothered to look, mobile stuff was moving even faster than PCs.

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  95. N95 is very nice, but battery & price is a dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N95 looks nice, but Id hate the battery-life on it. Having to recharge every night is not a "mobile phone" in my book.
    Recharging over USB would be nice. I expect that to come in a later revision. I will have to re-evaluate it then, if I havent bought a cheaper & longer lasting phone first.
    Too expensive, but probably useful for businesspeople who use the functions in an active and fun daily style of surfing and reading email on a 2" screen and with miniscule keypad. Theyd probably be just as productive on a golf-course together though ;)

  96. Telemarketer Spam by Froeschle · · Score: 1

    I can see it now; telemarketers soliciting cheap v|@gr4 while asking asking for to help out rich Nigerian generals.

  97. What the FSCK? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm trying to parse that, and I honestly can't figure out whether he wants the iPhone to be more general purpose (like Windows Mobile is, with its ability to download 3rd-party apps) or more special-purpose (like my cell phone is -- even with all the bells and whistles, I only really have to know how to dial a number and hit "send", just like any other cell phone).

    I'm assuming he's slamming the iPhone, because you said so. Maybe it makes more sense in context, but... Seriously, what the fsck? It seems like there's some law of nature that as you get higher on the corporate ladder, you must learn to make statements and speeches that:

    • Are long
    • Sound intelligent/important if you don't bother to try to understand it
    • Don't actually say anything at all, or
    • Make no fucking sense
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  98. Re:N95 is very nice, but battery & price is a by weave · · Score: 1

    Having to recharge every night is not a "mobile phone" in my book
    If you use it like a mobile phone, it will last as long as other mobiles do. If you use it like a laptop, it will last as long as other laptops do.
  99. Yup this is how it will play out Re:Yes, but ... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    Yup. It will phone home using your precious 1,000 anytime minutes so fast u would get slapped with a $478.89 telephone bill next month from Cingular.

    Of course, MSFT will initially deny they are responsible. Ballmer will even throw a chair at press reporters to prove his point.

    1 year later and after making Cingular several million dollars richer, the AG's for NY, MA, CT and NH states would file a suit against MSFT for malpractices.

    After one more year, MSFT will settle for $14.1 million. The lawyers would get the lion's share of the money, the state the remaining, and you and me would get a coupon worth $15 to be redeemed against Halo 4.

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  100. You know what this means... by will.perdikakis · · Score: 0

    This pretty much guarantees that your phone will NOT be your next PC.

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  101. Microsoft's real plan by NPN_Transistor · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Says Your Phone is Your Next PC

    Microsoft isn't trying to put their software on smartphones. They're obviously trying to patent all sorts of smartphone software so they can sue or demand licenses from Apple and Nokia for the infringement of their patents and intellectual property! It's obvious that they're trying to patent other things as well:

    A Micronics portable "lab in a box" was also shown, which can take a drop of blood and perform molecular analysis to determine whether the patient is affected by a certain type of disease

    Looks like Microsoft is going to patent labs, boxes, blood pressure cuffs, and diseases. What an ingenious business model - looks like everyone who gets a disease will have to pay royalties to Microsoft!

  102. Re:N95 is very nice, but battery & price is a by plumby · · Score: 1

    Nope. If you use it like a mobile phone and don't make a single call on it (turn off bluetooth, make sure there's no programs running in the background etc), you might get 2 days out of if you're really lucky. If you leave bluetooth on, it's down to a matter of hours. My last phone (a Windows smartphone) lasted around a week without recharging, and that might drop to 5-6 days if I didn't turn bluetooth off.

    Of course YMMV, but I've had 4 different N95s so far (yet to find one without an annoying whistle in the earpiece), and two separate batteries and got pretty much the same battery life out of all of them.

  103. Microsoft is late by syvanen · · Score: 1

    Sorry M$, just like Apple, you are way behind Europe. Nokia for example already has that kind of products out. TV out put, content sharing etc. Look at this product for example http://www.nseries.com/products/n95/index.html#l=p roducts,n95

  104. Now Instead of Calling Someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can "Squirt" your voice to the person next to you.

  105. big whoop, the service providers will screw it up by yodleboy · · Score: 1

    it doesn't really matter how slick the mobile OS is. the cellular service providers (i'm flipping you off cingular/att) will make the phone practically useless. unless, of course, you purchase from them. My windows mobile 5 phone is completely unable to run most 3rd party apps, opera mobile for example, because cingular has blocked that functionality on the phone...

    i'm sure there's a way to 'unlock' the phone to allow me to run things, but i haven't found a method that works yet. why can they sell an essentially broken product? its not just cingular, they all love to do this crap.

  106. Well, sure! by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    They'll get there when "no one needs system administrators" and as soon as one of the non-computer business units actually suceede. Besides, it's always the *next* release of the OS that'll end viruses. (Been hearing that one since Win31 or so...)

    Having Microsoft screw up the cellphone industry is something we really, really need. Viruses, more reasons to pay just to keep the phone clean, ah, yes...paying for mediocrity is the best of all worlds.

    [Gimme a break!]

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  107. Craig Mundie? BWAHAHAHAHA by tom581 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see how he screws this up,
    just like he did at Alliant & the FX series super-computers!
    Geeze, he helps drive a company out of business, then becomes a microsloth bot, and I'm gonna let this moron run my cellphone? Don't think so!

  108. Counterpoints: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Vista is the fastest-selling OS in history.
    - Silverlight has great buzz.
    - Microsoft has a collection of great game developers.
    - Xbox is the new PlayStation.
    - Zune is less than 1 year old and has 3% market share.
    - Of 31 analysts covering MSFT, only 1 has a Sell rating.

  109. Totally off base by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    My new next phone is Motorola F3. As far away from a PC as possible.

  110. Re:N95 is very nice, but battery & price is a by jahurska · · Score: 1

    That is interesting, I have N95 and the battery life on it is better than I expected. I have bluetooth turned on (set as hidden though), and my phone synchronizes the calendar with my work computer every hour (of cource only when I'm at the office, ie. around 8h per day). Also I use bluetooth headset while driving. Sometimes I use the VideoCenter to watch news etc. And the phone is in dual mode (using 2G when 3G not available). So my usage is pretty heavy batterywise, but still I get around 3-4 days with one charge.

    One thing that might consume a lot of battery is that if you have 3G turned on and you live in an area where the 3G signal is barely strong enough, the phone might do constant changes between 2G and 3G, so the GSM antenna is not sleeping like it should. And you might be surprised how much power that thing draws :). Also I have observed that the battery life increases by forcing the phone to use 2G even when the 3G signal is strong. So, if you don't need the better data transfer rates of 3G, then I would suggest that you force the phone to 2G mode (Settings -> Telephone -> Network). Also it is possible to force the phone to use only 3G, which would also eliminate the phone changing between 2G and 3G networks.

  111. Re:N95? or MIT Oxygen's H21 by zappy5000 · · Score: 1

    I actually thought he described a vision more in line with the Project Oxygen H21 http://www.oxygen.lcs.mit.edu/H21.html, which proposes a hand-held device that can download software to transform itself from (A) mobile phone to (B) audio player to (C) multi-mode input device (speech, text, handwriting) while retaining the identification and authentication software and data for a particular user.

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  112. N95! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, Nokia N95! Highly recommended.

    I'm using my own N95 http://www.nseries.com/n95/ as:

    • an IRC client: http://mirggi.net/ (native Symbian software)
    • a SSH client: http://s2putty.sourceforge.net/ (Putty is ported to and runs on Symbian natively)
    • a podcast player: Nokia Podcasting (http://blogs.s60.com/nokiapodcasting/). I can download new episodes on the fly and listen to them when I want. I don't need a computer to download the episodes. MPEG-4/H.264 video podcasts work too.
    • an Internet radio (Shoutcast) client: http://opensource.nokia.com/projects/s60internetra dio/index.html All the Internet radio stations just when I want. Open Source.
    • an FM radio and MP3/AAC player. Any headphones with a 3,5mm plug work fine.
    • a 5 megapixel digital camera: http://www.flickr.com/cameras/nokia/n95/
    • a 640x480 30fps MPEG-4/AAC video camera.
    • a modem for my laptop. Thanks to HSDPA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hsdpa) I get about 120kB/s downstream and 44kB/s upstream (yes, kilobytes) with the current 1,8Mbps HSDPA network. 90ms pings. I have an unlimited packet data contract from my mobile operator. The operator is currently software upgrading the base stations to support 3,6Mbps HSDPA, which doubles the downstream speeds.
    • a SIP VoIP client: The SIP standard is supported by the device natively. And the Internet call functionality is well integrated to the user interface. I can use the normal phone book to call via the Internet. Instead of normal voice or video call, I just select Internet call from the menu. Internet calls work over 802.11g 54Mbps WLAN at home, and over the mobile packet data network on the go, thanks to HSDPA. Works great with Gizmo (http://www.gizmoproject.com/), for example.
    • a web browser and RSS feed reader: RSS feeds are supported by the excellent S60 web browser, which is based on Apple Webcore/KHTML: http://opensource.nokia.com/projects/S60browser/. It's a full featured web browser and not a toy. Web sites can be zoomed in/out to fit the screen. Opera can be installed on the device too.
    • a gaming device: I'm not a enthusiastic gamer though. I'm just playing the preinstalled games. btw. N95 has got hardware accelerated OpenGL by PowerVR: http://www.imgtec.com/PowerVR/Products/Graphics/MB X/index.asp
    • a Push-email client. I receive email as soon as it is available on the IMAP server. I can open ZIP attachments, Word/Excel documents, PDF files and view them on the device.
    • a GPS and a map: N95 has got an integrated GPS receiver. Nokia Maps software is preinstalled on the device. Free detailed maps for over 150 countries are available. And Google Maps works on it too: http://www.google.com/gmm/. I also use N95 to track my work-outs with Nokia Sports Tracker http://research.nokia.com/research/projects/Sports Tracker/.

    I can install any S60 3rd edition and Java ME software on this phone. No restrictions. Also the SDK is available freely: http://forum.nokia.com/ Symbian is also fast, and supports multitasking of applications natively. I can program it even with Python (http://wiki.opensource.nokia.com/projects/PyS60) if I want.

    Hot-swappable 2GB Micro SD cards work as stora

  113. Re:N95 is very nice, but battery & price is a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    N95 looks nice, but Id hate the battery-life on it. Having to recharge every night is not a "mobile phone" in my book. Recharging over USB would be nice.

    Get a Nokia CA-100 USB charger: http://europe.nokia.com/A4160308. I have one and it works great.

    When N95 is used as a mobile phone, the the battery of N95 lasts about two days for me. As an all-round device, you'll have to recharge it daily. It's not the best device for those who need the longest autonomy possible, but I never go a day without being:

    • in a car
    • near an USB port
    • near a wall power source

    So recharging is not a problem for me. The supplied wall charger is tiny, so it's easy to carry around.

  114. Sync or Swim away! by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

    Pun intended, in the vein of Sync with a real computer, or to quote 'Bruce' in "Finding Nemo"...swim away,
    SWIM AWAY!

    One place I'd worked I got a hand-me-down Palm VII and a bit later the "cheapie" version Handspring Visor.

    Supposedly they were pin-compatible and OS compatible, and in essence this is true, but the gotcha then, as
    now, is upgrades. Will that memory expansion card work with later models, will the apps you know and love
    work on newer, color, larger/smaller/different screens? Oh, what about the DATA you've got?

    I've stuck with the Visor for several years because Palm Desktop works still (years later, just run
    the exe) and if something happens to the Visor, re-syncing is a snap.

    Phones are even worse, got a Moto 800 (IIRC) and have to use the 700 software/drivers...same damn phone
    at its core, but the 800 gets no software love and finding a USB cable that works is hit or miss.
    Insult to injury is the usb connection drains the phone's battery inside of 5 minutes! WTF?

    And the direction toward all-in-one is, well short-sighted.

    When I think about it, yes a phone + PDA would be nice, but I'd like something simple:
    Phone would have a full sized USB connector to plug in a cable, Thumbdrive, or the PDA section.
    Pda section would have a slot to attach the phone and would have simple functions; pda w/ or w/o
    phone, perhaps video playback functions, clock (of course) and shared address book with phone.

    Because of the USB slot, you sync with the PDA section, and then can mirror to a Thumbdrive and/or
    a PC, and for added bonus wireless USB antennas that you can imprint to your phone and plug into
    your phone (yeah, USB dingleberry on a phone seems silly, but WTH) and use the phone/pda seperate
    but wireless, or put in in your desktop/laptop to sync/backup copy/play video and such.

    IOW, Multi-function device(s) don't always mean "all-in-one". Let each device be seperate, but
    still able to work together under any circumstance because your data is needed in both places, IMO.

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