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  1. So? on Prosthetic-Limbed Runner Disqualified from Olympic Games · · Score: 0

    I think that, if you want to compete with his technical advantage, chopping your own legs off
    and wearing similar prosthetics is a viable option. Maybe a biotechnology or prosthetics
    manufacturer will pay to put logos on your jersey.

    The modern Olympic Games is overrated, anyhow.

  2. Bridge already dead (was Re:This is Silly) on White House Gets Green by Putting Federal Budget Online · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravina_Island_Bridge
    First, there's no hyphen in "nowhere".

    Also, through RTFA, we see:
    1) wasn't a bridge to nowhere, but from Ketchikan to Gravina Island.
    2) funds already allocated to Alaska.
    3) Governor Palin killed the project.

    As for the Woodstock Museum, someone else can speak on that.

  3. Re:It was planned. on Creationists Violating Copyright · · Score: 0

    That's because he was a board member of the corporation which held the patent on fish and copyright on recipe for bread, you troll.

  4. It's almost like... on NY Wrests $1 Million From Verizon Wireless · · Score: 0

    Verizon is Comcastic!

  5. by definition on Comcast May Face Lawsuits Over BitTorrent Filtering · · Score: 1, Funny
    Comcastic - adj., possessing an attribute of being extremely bad and yet seemingly unavoidable, due to being a monopolistic local utility providing a needed service: Our cable service is horribly intermittent. It's really comcastic!
    See similar items:
    1. craptastic
    2. Crap
    3. Comcast
  6. That's nothing... on Video of Wild Crow Tool Use Caught With Tail Cams · · Score: 0

    I've had hard evidence of a crow named Cheney who's been using a tool for...

  7. Re:I have mixed feelings about this on Class-Action Lawsuit Over iPhone Locking? · · Score: -1
    wow.

    that's just like the anti-licensing argument.
    you give lexmark money for a cheaper toner cartridge
    they give you a printer cartridge in a box
    the box says that, among other things, by opening it, you agree not to try to refill the cartridge, but to mail it back to lexmark for refill.

    OR

    you give microsoft money for software
    they give you software in a box
    box says that, among other things, you can't make unauthorized copies.

    you gave them money for something licensed, not sold

    YOU surrender ownership of the money - it now belongs to the licensor.
    Apple, in this case, licenses you the phone, and doesn't lose ownership.

    <troll>
    Sucker.
    </troll>
  8. patent application on IBM Seeks US Patents For Offshoring US Jobs · · Score: 0

    I'm in the process of applying for a patent on "A Process for Identifying Products and Services which Fail to Meet Acceptable Standards of Customer Satisfaction, Service, and Communication", and creating a document for presentation to the ISO outlining standards for service. I've also already applied for the process patent on applying for these process patents.

  9. "Affirmative Defense" vs. "Consumer Right" on Copyright Alliance Says Fair Use Not a Consumer Right · · Score: 0

    The crux of this flake's argument is that people are required to defend their "copyright" in a court of law; failure to do so makes the theft legitimate.

    I say bull.

    I favor the Rumble Defense. Whomever brings the most big guys with clubs and stones to the parking lot behind the malt shop after midnight on Saturday, and inflicts the most pain on the other side before the Pigs show up and bust us all, wins.

    Well, perhaps somewhat more seriously, Copyright should extend to Ten years beyond fabrication of the work, and that's it. Ownership of the Copyright should be assigned to an actual person, no incorporeal entities (i.e. "God" or "Corporation X" allowed). Too many people contributed? Pick one. Theft of Copyright = forfeiture of all assets to infringed party. Trade and service marks should not be copyrightable or registerable, except for emblems - no words or multi-word phrases. Patents extended only to physical objects and not monkeys/typewriters concoctions such as algorithms (my mother's recipe for chess pie, or the source code for PhotoShop). Shrinkwrap licenses should be invalid, as well.

    But it's your game; play it how you will.

  10. Re:So... on Sony Runs Walkman Off Sugar-Based Bio Battery · · Score: 0

    uh...
    no.

  11. slippery slope on RIAA v. Santangelo Default Judgment Vacated · · Score: 0

    Paying attorney's fees for litigants in vacated suits?
    What's next? I, for one, welcome the RIAA eventually paying everyone to download members'
    music from peer-to-peer sites...
    ... largely because pop music is crapola. Hmmm.. payola/crapola?

    Which begs the question, how would the RIAA know whom to pay? Would they
    invest as much time trying to find the rightful recipients? ;)

  12. Re:Remember, guys on Michael Moore's New Film Leaked To BitTorrent · · Score: 0

    Michael Moore is a slender REED,...
    compared to Rush (whiny) Limbaugh.

  13. Simpler times ahead (moo) }=) on Some States Say National ID Cards 'Make Life Easier' · · Score: 0

    It will also make Americattle easier to round-up, when the Evil Alien Warlords reveal themselves. I, for one, welcome our new master-cards. ;)

  14. This is TOTALLY WICKED! on UK Firm To Release 'Screaming' Cell Phone · · Score: 0

    It's daft simple to get a cellphone without using your own real, personal information.
    I recommend leaving one of these phones in the bin at the TSA checkpoint in a US airport.
    Then call to send the signal to set the phone on scream.

    Enjoy:)

  15. This IS NOT AN ARTICLE on Judge Rules Sites Can Be Sued Over Design · · Score: 0

    TFA is not even a thinly-veiled advertisement for Mindshare Interactive Campaigns. It's a full-on advertisment, organized as a press release from said company, intended to drum-up business by promoting itself as the only solution for what it wrongly states is a ruling. Foul on you. That a company dealing in "compliance issues" calls itself "Mindshare" is foo, anyhow, presuming one knows what "mindshare" means. This doesn't take a lawyer to realize its fallacy, just someone with a brain and a reasonable reading comprehension level. I just ask that readers please stop posting promotional ads as "articles". It puts one on the level of Wiki editors who work as Congressional staffers, who edit their bosses (and political opponents') articles for political purposes.

  16. Local survey: E-Commerce patents bad on eBay in 'Buy It Now' Patent Dispute · · Score: 0

    The whole thing smacks of a church, upon advice from God, suing the creators of the paper clip, on the premise it infringes upon the patent for malleability of the metals involved,... and the courts, wise or unwise, siding with the church. Patents for use of web interface and hyperlink-based technology are bad. People who support them are bad. Laws providing for such should be changed. Elected representatives who support such crippling legislation should be removed from office.

  17. Truth from Mitnick... on Mitnick on OSS · · Score: 0

    ... or is it that he, a retired felon, has to support
    the position of M$ as part of his release agreement?

    The guy has no real significance; about the only impressive
    thing he ever accomplished was become referenced on dozens of
    2600 covers.

    The idea of Mitnick, while it may have inspired thousands
    of people (to do what, I have no idea ;), is worth more than
    any of his own ideas.
    Move along. Nothing to see here. Mod parent down.

  18. Oh, that pesky Squealer... on Wikipedia Entries 'Cleaned' By Political Staffers · · Score: 0
    Is he repainting the Seven Commandments of Animals
    on the side of the barn, again? There oughtta be a
    law against pigs and painting, anyhow.

    • All ass holes are free, but some ass holes are freer than others.

    What kind of world is that? Not one for us, I think.
  19. Oh, look. Reporting Companies of the RIAA... on Canadian Record Label Fights RIAA Lawsuits · · Score: 1, Interesting

    from
    http://www.riaa.com/about/members/default.asp>

    Both Nettwork Records and their US/international
    distributor, BMG/Arista Records (well, all divisions
    of BMG, I figure), are reporting members of the RIAA.

    So, what are the ramifications of a portion of the RIAA
    suing itself? Maybe it's somewhat like the RIAA isn't really
    polling its members to obtain their views, so that it can
    accurately reflect and represent them?

    Pondersome.

  20. Science Triumps Agai... err... on Three-Dimensional Structure of HIV Revealed · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...zzzz....

    All this, just to say the scientists can now _see_ the virus?

    I guess that tricky wavelegnth of visible light thing had them befuddled.

    No sig.
    No sig necessary.

  21. The story so far... on History's Worst Software Bugs · · Score: 1

    At this point, I'd just like to add that,
    aside from the bickering about whose got the
    biggest example of stupidity...

    We also have allowed the example of humans
    used as live error checkers in a mission-critical
    environment (the early-warning system controllers
    in the nuke story) to be presented.


    I find it humorous that, in this age, we're often
    presented with the Orwellian as commonplace,
    and perhaps in five years, we'll actually ignore
    several instances in the media of politicians
    asking the public, "What are you going to believe?
    what you see, or what we tell you is the truth?"



    Oh, and thank God(tm) there's no peer review at Wired.
    I mean, how else would it be the world's most-widely-read
    computer-savant satire magazine? If those guys actually
    knew about what they were talking, I'd be worried ;)

  22. The Only Question on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 1
    Does "ID" actually stand for
    • Ignorant Design, or
    • Intelligence Dysfunction


    Given that a prominent (former) Kansan (who now claims residence in his wife's new "home state" of North Carolina) is a famous proponent of remedies for "E.D.", I favor the latter selection.
  23. American Broadcasting seeks weekend programming on BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/18/apontv.sa turdays.dead.ap/index.html

    Funny; this seems like exactly the type of thing
    Americans need to have available for Saturday evening
    viewing.
    ;)

  24. Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu on Marvel Gets Cash to do 10 Films · · Score: 1

    This film should have been made eight years ago,
    in the style of the original comic.

    Why?

    It's a cross between what became Batman Begins
    (after some flakes rewrote Batman's origin
    to include the League of Assassins)
    and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, complete
    with philosophical interludes, grand fable
    storytelling, and dramatic romance.
    For those who have NFC, Shang Chi was a
    warrior poet raised in the house of his
    father, Fu Manchu (the character reference
    for Ra'as alGhul in the Batman films) who
    left to find himself and later joined those
    who stood opposed to Fu Manchu's schemes.
    Think the old classic Fu Manchu and not the
    Peter Sellers comedy one, btw.

    Now, I don't understand why some people are
    so against this ten-picture deal. Lest
    ye forget, "Blade" was a third-tier character
    with limited potential from a second-rate
    Marvel title, "Tomb of Dracula" in the early
    1970s who received a minor brush-up, about
    fifteen years ago, and nobody even thought
    to link him to martial arts until Wesley
    Snipes took interest. It was a poor concept
    taken in a new direction and got turned into
    three action films which made plenty of
    money (and at least the first one was
    entertaining enough that, during which, I
    didn't feel compelled leave the theater).

    I can understand how some people might look at
    Daredevil and just see the Ben Affleck
    role, or the Eric Bana Hulk, and say,
    "Marvel needs to stop making movies like
    these," but with good acting and direction,
    a good script, and a novel twist here-or-
    there, Marvel's tremendous store of pre-
    developed character ideas and plots just
    begs for screen development.

    Heck, change enough things, and...
    Hey, didn't "Mutant X", a Marvel property
    derived loosely from the X-Men (but without
    the "silly" costumes and code names)
    run for four seasons?

    It was a Marvel property, and evidently didn't
    make people too upset. ;)

  25. This strategy has "Microsoft" written all over it. on Refilling Ink Cartridges Now a Crime? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Which is why I don't believe in shrinkwrap licences.

    Look. If you provide a physical object for me to take into my possession, and I didn't sign a contract expressly giving someone rights to re-obtain it, vis-a-vis a lease or rental agreement...

    Screw off. It's mine.

    Caveat Vendor.