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Prosthetic-Limbed Runner Disqualified from Olympic Games

contraba55 wrote with a link to an Engadget story on a sign of the postmodern times. Oscar Pistorius, a world-class sprinter, has been denied a shot at participating in the Olympics this year. He's a double-amputee, but he's not out because of his handicap; he's disqualified because he's faster than most sprinters. "The runner — who uses carbon-fiber, prosthetic feet — was reviewed by the International Association of Athletics Federations (or IAAF), a review which found the combination of man and machine to be too much for its purely human competitors. According to the IAAF report, the 'mechanical advantage of the blade in relation to the healthy ankle joint of an able bodied athlete is higher than 30-percent.' Additionally, Pistorius uses 25-percent less energy than average runners due to the artificial limbs, therefore giving him an unfair advantage on the track."

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  1. man... by jtroutman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he's kicking himself now

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    1. Re:man... by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope the enforce fake boobs on figure skaters as well... Fix that polar inertia advantage once and for all!

    2. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, the committee really cut his legs out from under him.

    3. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but wait until the shoe is on the other foot, and hear ye shitty committee whine about "fair".

    4. Re:man... by EggyToast · · Score: 2, Funny

      It makes sense -- if you're in figure skating, you should have a figure.

    5. Re:man... by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet he's kicking himself now

      Yeah, the committee really cut his legs out from under him. Just what I expected on this article: lame jokes.
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    6. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      It makes sense -- if you're in figure skating, you should have a figure.
      Every time, I see an unnecessary comma, I think; am I reading the musings of Christopher Walken?
    7. Re:man... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That was very well done. It may have been too subtle for this crowd.

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    8. Re:man... by neo_opticon · · Score: 2, Informative

      His comma may have been unnecessary, but at least it wasn't wrong. Your first one is inexcusable though. Your semicolon doesn't make sense either. Maybe some quotation marks around "reading the musings of Christopher Walken?" would work.

    9. Re:man... by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 4, Funny

      It'll only be a few years till the Paralympics will be more exciting than the real thing.

      And disabled people will be beating up young males in the street.

      I, for one... no. I'm not that cheap.

    10. Re:man... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I think I'll mentally reorder the Paralympics to be higher in importance than the Olympics. One day top athletes in the Olympics might actually be able to enter into the Paralympics and compete on a higher level they they did previously.

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    11. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not. I for one welcome our new paralypic overlords.

    12. Re:man... by Teifion · · Score: 1

      Oh man, that was great. Not at all too subtle. I tip my hat to your sir (or maam) and only wish that I had mod points to give you.

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    13. Re:man... by Doctor-Optimal · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was very well done. It may have been too subtle for this crowd.

      Oh man, that was great. Not at all too subtle. I tip my hat to your sir (or maam) and only wish that I had mod points to give you. Thank you guys so much. I'm really just trying to get my footing here at slashdot.
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    14. Re:man... by Vaticus · · Score: 1

      the semicolon placement seems to be fine to me. It is connecting two ideas that are partially, but not completley, related.

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    15. Re:man... by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Funny

      I might be going out on a limb here, but that was freaking great :)

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    16. Re:man... by neo_opticon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      How do you explain the semicolon then? Preemptive irony?

    17. Re:man... by Ghazgkull · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't see how he could appeal their decision, though.

      Without those prosthetics he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    18. Re:man... by bark76 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't like running gags?

    19. Re:man... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      the semicolon placement seems to be fine to me. It is connecting two ideas that are partially, but not completley, related. You need to willfully parse the sentance to arrive at that. Any structure of grammar that requires willful parsing is simply wrong.

      If he's not actually thinking "am I reading...", he should use a period, so as to eliminate the most-likely interpretation -- that he meant to use a colon, and just didn't know how.
    20. Re:man... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      It's his own fault, he didn't have a leg to stand on.

    21. Re:man... by 93,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      With a well-heeled sense of humor like that, you'll find your legs in no time.

    22. Re:man... by unbug · · Score: 1

      He really didn't have a leg to stand on in the first place.

    23. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FAIL

    24. Re:man... by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bet he's kicking himself now

      Nah - he's taking it in stride.

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    25. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      He was going to appeal, but his lawyer advised him that he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

    26. Re:man... by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all they have to do is fuck themselves up pretty badly :-)

    27. Re:man... by Proud_to_be_Pinoy · · Score: 1

      everybody here is a comedian!

      break a leg?

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    28. Re:man... by Vaticus · · Score: 1

      Touche! thanks for the insight.

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    29. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just take it one step at a time, you'll do fine.

    30. Re:man... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

      No use tip-toe-ing around the jokes

    31. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Glad to see that the Slashdot community could give you a leg up.

    32. Re:man... by Ixitar · · Score: 1

      How did we find our way into Callahan's? Is Doc here yet?

    33. Re:man... by obdulio1950 · · Score: 1

      I hope they dont allow this guy to compete:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Million_Dollar_Man

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    34. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He argued with the committee that disqualified him, but he really didn't have a leg to stand on.

    35. Re:man... by Eivind · · Score: 5, Informative

      The legs aren't generally superior though, just superior for this single purpose (sprinting on a solid high-traction surface). It's no surprise at all, he's basically running on springs -- said as much in the report: 91% of the energy that goes into compressing the things on step-down return on step-up, which is vastly better than the 50% or so that a human ankle can do.

      The thing is, the human ankle is also useful for climbing a tree, kicking a football, balancing on one foot and tons of other things where these prostethics would be quite unpractical.

      If he was allowed to attach another, more fish-tail-like prostethic, I bet he woulda won the olympics in swimming too...

    36. Re:man... by LS · · Score: 1


      There's no problem with running gags as long as no one brings race into it.

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    37. Re:man... by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I admit that I missed it. I was about to cricize him.

    38. Re:man... by KURAAKU+Deibiddo · · Score: 1

      But that's just it! They don't want to let him race.

    39. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's better than winning a wheelchair gold medal at the Special Olympics?

      Being able to walk on two legs.

    40. Re:man... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      hmmm but since we are obviously able to compare the characteristics of artificial legs vs. real ones couldn't the guy just use reduced functionality artificial legs that resemble the performance of other athletes' real legs? I think it's in his own interest too, to be able to compete on par. He could be given a slight advantage in performance to compensate for his reduced sensibility when running, which is a handicap.

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    41. Re:man... by djasbestos · · Score: 1

      Cut off your limbs past elbow and knee, zey vill only slow you down!! Then a removable digestive system for extra weight savings! Or even detach your head and have a fly-by-wireless body!

    42. Re:man... by orclevegam · · Score: 3, Funny

      But that's just it! They don't want to let him race. In soviet Russia, race discriminates against you!
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    43. Re:man... by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      Ahahaha -- that is absolute genius. Best joke in weeks, hands-down.

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    44. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd give my left arm for springs like that.

    45. Re:man... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      The thought of some Down's Syndrome kid in a robotic exoskeleton that can clean-and-jerk 2000 lbs. fills me with gleeful delight. Can you imagine the chaos the first time one of them throws a temper tantrum?

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    46. Re:man... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, gags run YOU.

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    47. Re:man... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to cricize him.

      Yeah, he sure dodged a bullet there.

    48. Re:man... by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      And that was before steroid injections were MANDATORY!

    49. Re:man... by Eivind · · Score: 1

      He could. The problem is that it is in practice impossible to say precisely how good the legs can be to be parity with normal legs.

      There's not enough professional athletes lacking real legs that any kind of statistical analysis is possible. So if he won, it migth just be that he was allowed to use sligthly too good legs. And vice-versa: if he *didn't* win it could very well be that the reason was that his allowed legs where -sligthly- too bad.

    50. Re:man... by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      Well sports constantly deal with the risk of having new doping techniques alter results. So isn't a bit hypocritical to require perfection?

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    51. Re:man... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And this is exactly the problem with these silly athletic competitions: they only compare people at one very specific task. Instead, they should combine a variety of tasks, such as having to run through tires, climb over a wall, crawl under things, etc. in one competition. Then they can still allow disabled people to compete directly with normal people, if they wish. It'd be a lot more interesting to see the prosthetics designers try to design prosthetics that allow a double amputee outcompete a normal person in a competition like that, where the replacement limb must be functional in many different tasks.

    52. Re:man... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Well sports constantly deal with the risk of having new doping techniques alter results. So isn't a bit hypocritical to require perfection? That was my first thought as well. The other contestants will just have to update their chemical intake.
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    53. Re:man... by Eivind · · Score: 1

      They deal with the -risk- of it, yes. But they also try to shut it down whenever they become aware of it. In some competitions they even go as far as storing blood-samples of participating athletes so that if one year from now a new method of doping, and a test for it, becomes available, they can retroactively re-test the old samples and withdraw and medals cheaters may have gotten.

      So I don't see any reason they shouldn't forbid performance-enhancing prostethics when they are aware of those.

  2. I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is the first time I've heard of a handicapped person being discriminated against because they're too good. As someone who's hard of hearing, I find 99% of bias against me coming from the fact that I'm not good enough.

    1. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it's not really "him" that's disqualified. I'm sure he's welcome to compete without the spring-legs. I don't say that to be glib, but heck, even a bicycle could be called an extension of yourself if you strapped it on. You have to draw the line.

    2. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by raehl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is he being discriminated against?

      People are not allowed to use technical assistance in competitions. You wouldn't let someone run the 100 meters with shoes with wheels and a gasoline engine, would you?

      While the limbs this fellow is using are not as good as gasoline engines, they are still apparently better than natural limbs - an advantage other athletes can not overcome without amputating their legs.

      It's the same logic used in regards to banning steroids - you shouldn't have to destroy your body to have a chance at winning.

    3. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by geek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you were implanted with special hearing aids that gave you 30% better hearing than others you would see things differently. That's what's going on here. We've made advances in prosthetics that in some cases, make them better than actually having limbs. No muscles to tire, extra spring in the steps and so forth.

    4. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Otter · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wheelchair racers aren't recognized as the overall winners of marathons, even though they're far faster than runners. I don't understand why that's completely acceptable but there's so much controversy over this guy, who is doing pretty much the same thing.

    5. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Itninja · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have friends in the deaf community, and I have seen others show discomfort around them because their communication methods are (according to some) more advanced. My friends can carry on complete conversations, silently, from across the room - using ASL. And they can, by lip reading, tell what others are saying even if they are out of voice range.

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    6. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 0

      I find your sig hilarious given the context.

      I don't think having artificial legs is "cheating", though. He couldn't live a life close to normal without them. Because of a device he needs to live as well as he can, he's being blocked from his profession/hobby/avocation/whatever.

      I don't know yet what I think of this, but considering I remember reading about a chess tournament that banned players with hearing aids (seriously, WTF?) I'm not sure I like this trend of accusing anyone who has artificial replacements for body parts that don't work right of doing something naughty.

    7. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1, Interesting

      To be fair, people would have to run against people of the exact same size, wieght, shape and metabolism, and preferably have psychological and neurological tests done to make sure they are of the same mental AND physical makeup, otherwise one athlete will have an advantage over another.

      This example of the blade runner just amplifies the unfairness of the Olympics, and it's rather farcical nature. As far as I know there is no way to absolutely and conclusively test for substances (hormones, or otherwise) that could give a person an advantage. If the Olympics was not based on competition, then cheating would not be a concern; but for some reason some people want to believe that the Olympics is promoting sport and presumably a healthy lifestyle.

    8. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems more obvious that "Wheels = disqualification" than it does that "Prosthetic legs = disqualification." I suspect a lot of it is due to the fact that people are imagining him running on the sort of "around town" prosthetics that most amputees use for day to day walking, rather than the carbon fibre arcs that he actually runs on.

      Just looking at them, it's debatable as to whether or not its an advantage, but assuming the science was done correctly, a large mechanical advantage over an unmodified human should be grounds for disqualification from events that only feature unmodified humans. That's just math.

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    9. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 1

      I don't sign, but one could counter that with deaf people being nervous around hearing people who make sure you can't see their lips when they're talking, so as to carry on a conversation that the deaf people aren't in on. So it goes both ways.

    10. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by immcintosh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It seems fairly straightforward to me. He has a mechanical advantage, due to strength and low weight of materials it seems, that is impossible for other athletes to compete against. I think it becomes more straightforward if you turn it around a bit. If I were to intentionally replace my legs with superior artificial constructs, with the specific intention of being a superior athletic competitor as such, I think everybody would be screaming and crying that I shouldn't be allowed to compete.

      Don't get me wrong, I think it's great that this guy has been able to overcome such a tremendous disadvantage so effectively, but in the end it would unfortunately be both unfair and set a bad precedent to allow him to compete. Now, if he wants to handicap (oh the irony) himself by adding weight (?) to his artificial limbs and such to make them more closely approximate the mechanical characteristics of natural limbs, then I think it'd be fair game :P

    11. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 1

      And yet, there are individuals with extremely acute hearing who aren't banned from competitions that require hearing in some way. What is the difference? As someone else pointed out, there are individuals with a natural advantage over others who still can enter competitions... and I don't mean steroid-filled baseball players.

    12. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by autocracy · · Score: 1
      That's because you don't have artificial ears that have a characteristic db gain, or a built-in DSP. Humans more or less have a tendency to rip on anything not exactly like them... better or worse.

      Stupid people drag you down to their level, then beat you with the home-court advantage :-P

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    13. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by mcsqueak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think having artificial legs is "cheating", though. He couldn't live a life close to normal without them. Because of a device he needs to live as well as he can, he's being blocked from his profession/hobby/avocation/whatever.

      While I thing it's wrong that he is being told he can't compete, the legs he uses to run are not normal "walking legs" that amputees normally have. Wired had a great article about him last spring http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.03/blade_pr.html and I think I remember it saying that his running legs are not easy to walk on. He has two sets: one for "about the town" as it were and one for sprinting. He *could* run with his walking legs, but his running legs do give him more power.

      I for one think he had to overcome far more *not having legs* in order to run and any advantage he has because of these legs is offset by that. However, it's hard to tell where you draw the line with these things, which is unfortunate.

    14. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by elBart0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They're not discriminating against him, or even all prosthetic limbs. They are simply saying that those particular prosthetics give an unfair mechanical advantage. Someone else is free to develop different prosthetic legs that do not give as much of a mechanical advantage, and those may, possibly, be acceptable.

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    15. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by FroBugg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I can hold a conversation in complete darkness, or with my back turned, or pay attention to two people in completely different directions at the same time. Their communication isn't more advanced, just different.

    16. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by SargentDU · · Score: 1

      Well, I have heard of golf courses that dis-allowed use of golf carts too. Handicapped players would ride while the un-handicapped would walk the course and therefore be at a disadvantage from fatigueing as they walked the course.

    17. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Honestly I don't think it's a matter of "better" or "worse", but it's definitely DIFFERENT. It's definitely not fair (both ways).

    18. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've fancied trying some of those spring legs for a while. They aren't just for amputees. The US military are, if I recall correctly, investigating this technology (in computer assisted form) for groundpounders (oh dear, the B5 fandom is showing).

      I can see why he'd be disqualified, although it must be sad for him. Surely he must have realised the chances were slim though, those things are far too good.

    19. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      The very principle of competition in a game is about distinguishing between fair and unfair advantages. Differences in body build are permitted in some sports and not others (which is why boxing has weight classes, for example.) The fact that some differences are considered a legitimate part of competition and others are not is not a defect or hypocrisy - it is the nature of competition itself.

    20. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well see, you hit the difference directly on the head in your very first go--there are individuals with a natural advantage over others who can enter competitions, and there are individuals with an artificial advantage over others who cannot enter competitions. That is the difference. Mr. Super-leg can still run as he pleases, even hold exhibitions, shit, I'd love to see a man run 40mph--he just can't compete in an unaugmented sporting competition.

    21. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by ThePlague · · Score: 0

      Which is the nature of sports, those with a "natural advantage" over others competing. Strapping on mechanical devices doesn't conform to this idea unless they are part of the sport itself (i.e. like speed skating, etc). Robolegs aren't part of the usual equipment for sprinters.

    22. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steroids, when used properly, enhance the body; they do not destroy it. Don't buy into the media myth without medical knowledge.

      Exceeding a reasonable dose or using the wrong kinds of steroids can do damage of course. Then again, you can die from 20 Tylenol.

    23. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      Sure, it sucks.
      However, he'll probably end up with greater notoriety as a result of this than had he been blessed with normal feet.
      If he's got the personal charisma, he can pick up where Lance Armstrong has (arguably) left off.
      There are things in life that were for me as important as I infer the Olympics were for him.
      For me, the Marcellus Wallace quote about pride pertains in moments like this.

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    24. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      he doesn't walk around everyday life with spring loaded legs though, when he runs he puts on his racing legs and off he goes. the problem is other people can't afford the super legs and they aren't a human analog at all, so yes i think the legs should be banned and he can compete with normal replacments like everyone else.

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    25. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think having artificial legs is "cheating", though. He couldn't live a life close to normal without them. Because of a device he needs to live as well as he can, he's being blocked from his profession/hobby/avocation/whatever.

      Using a mechanical device that provides an advantage over natural body parts is in fact cheating. The Olympics are not about what can be done by machines, it's about achieving the limits of the human body. When machines are involved, e.g. bicycling, they're a separate event unto themselves. We have devices that could hurl a discus farther than any human possibly could. But that's not what the Discus Throw is about, now is it?

      Not that it really matters to the fundamental argument, but really, he does -not- need these particular legs to live a close to normal life. These are legs specifically designed for sprinting, not to let him walk around. He has other legs for that.

      a chess tournament that banned players with hearing aids (seriously, WTF?)

      I don't know anything about it, but I would wager that it's more about the fear that the hearing aid is actually a wireless speaker and they are receiving coaching. It is presumably a one-on-one chess tournament, and just like using mechanical devices in a foot race is cheating, so is using extra brains.

      Though the policy is probably stupid, I'm sure there's a better way to ensure nobody gets remote coaching.

      I'm not sure I like this trend of accusing anyone who has artificial replacements for body parts that don't work right of doing something naughty.

      He isn't being accused of doing something "naughty". He isn't "accused" of anything. It's just a matter of fact assessment that his synthetic legs provide a mechanical advantage over human limbs, and that this is not what the Olympics are about.

      "Naughty" would be if he were trying to somehow hide the fact that he was using performance-enhancing limbs, like athletes lie about using performance enhancing drugs. Maybe if cybernetics become more advanced, this will become an actual issue. In this case though he approached them openly and they said "um, no." It's not a value judgment of his character.

      Personally I think this guy and his limbs are pretty awesome. But I also think that a competition about human performance should be about human performance.

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    26. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Timothy+Chu · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I were to intentionally replace my legs with superior artificial constructs, with the specific intention of being a superior athletic competitor as such, I think everybody would be screaming and crying that I shouldn't be allowed to compete.


      You mean like this?

      http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/olympic_runners_feeling
    27. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by TheSpengo · · Score: 1

      The problem with that I think is then you might get other athletes that actually *are* willing to amputate their legs to compete and they probably don't want to risk that. Still, he definitely has the "badass" factor going for him. The guy with no legs owns all the other runners. xD

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    28. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've always thought sign would be great across distances and/or noisy environments. The lip reading skill is very nice. I've seen that used against politicians in news footage. No doubt there are some deaf people working in intelligence using their lip-reading skills on surveillance videos.

    29. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      an advantage other athletes can not overcome without amputating their legs.

      Well, they're clearly not dedicated enough.
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    30. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by LithiumX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look at it another way. Consider glasses as a removable prosthetic (which they are - correcting a visual disability).

      In sharpshooting competitions (which I've been in), you're allowed to compete even if you wear corrective lenses (I'm also a four-eyed "handicapable" person). This is largely because glasses and contacts provide vision that falls well within the range of the average human eye. No distinct advantage is provided by glasses (or contacts) other than allowing the myopic to see roughly as well as their peers can. Vision isn't the only deciding factor in who wins, but it's significant.

      Lasig and other forms of eye surgery are now capable of providing vision (in some) that starts to reach into the upper ranges of human vision. This has caused some minor controversy in the sport, but most are not too concerned since it's a common procedure and can still easily be matched by anyone with pretty good vision.

      Now what would happen if you took someone who had been blind, but given an operation that restored his sight? It would be uplifting to see such a person compete in a sport they had been previously incapable of competing in. Now what if that same operation involved bionic implants, no matter how simple or complicated, that gave him visual acuity that the very best "naturals" couldn't honestly beat? Even if his advantage was relatively minor, even if his story was so inspiring it made everyone want to cry, the ultimate outcome is that any specific competition he was a part of would be damaged due to one player having a distinctly unfair advantage, little different from allowing someone to use a scope (when others are not).

      The Olympics is politically charged, utterly serious, and is full of athletes who devote a significant portion of their lifespan towards training for the opportunity to win. If the rules are all obeyed, they are guaranteed that no competitor will be physically superior to them except by the virtue of better genes or even more intense training. The day someone with a distinct man-made advantage enters the field, the nature of the game changes entirely - the basic measure of fairness is lost.

      I'm always proud to see someone with a damaged body overcome their limitations (you know he didn't learn to run on those things overnight), and it's always invigorating to see technology find replacements that, even if limited in scope, surpass nature. But I don't believe that it serves the best interests of the Olympic Games to allow someone with a clear unnatural advantage to compete, no matter if it's their fault or not. Would it be a future track star's fault if his parents had chosen to have him genetically engineered to be a super-human runner?

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    31. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anybody with a cellphone and texting can carry on conversations in silent - across the room, across a country, it makes no difference :)

      I think the discomfort isn't because it is "more advanced". It's the same discomfort people have when they are amongst others who suddenly start speaking another language. It tends to be rude behaviour that excludes people.

      (And if people are carrying out conversations across the room, it is probably the same discomfort that nearby people show as when you are talking to a person who then turns away from you to start talking to someone else, while you are still there ;)

    32. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      To be fair, people would have to run against people of the exact same size, wieght, shape and metabolism, .

      I do wonder why they don't do at least some of this. They have a dozen or so different weight classes in boxing why not classify runners by height or something? But they do make a distinction between male and female.

      It's all arbitrary. High tech training aids? Perfectly allowable. High tech running aids? Sometime allowable. Drugs? Not allowable. Medical conditions that require treatments that may give you an advantage? Sometimes allowable. Sometime not.

    33. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by neomunk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is exactly why I feel we need 2 major leagues in most sports, an possibly 2 separate Olympic competitions. One for unaugmented humans the other for augmented humans. Let this guy compete against a Ben Johnson (I think that was his name, not gonna google it) who likes the steroids and EPO. Even better, let him juice up on EPO (I think steroids would be a bit of a waste on this guy, he just needs to maximize oxygen flow to the existing muscles) and fuel his engine that pumps those custom-designed fast-as-possible titanium legs...

      *shrugs* I think plenty of people would still watch the 'natural' people play, at least enough to keep it profitable. The 'superhuman' league however would probably start topping Hollywood for our entertainment dollars. I know -I'LL- tune into chemo-cyborg overlords knocking each other around on a football field, and I don't even watch sports. If this catches on where rugby is popular, that'd be really exciting, and possibly lethal, but that's what waivers are for...

    34. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Not having legs? Erm, no. He has legs. Two of them, one on each side. I've seen them first-hand (when, incidentally, he came a distant last - it was over 400m and it was raining, apparently he can't do the bends in the wet very well). His legs were amputated below the knee, not at the butt.

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    35. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Wog · · Score: 1

      "If he's got the personal charisma, he can pick up where Lance Armstrong has (arguably) left off."

      Except that the lack of a testicle (as Robin Williams says, aerodynamic advantage!) never disqualified Armstrong for anything.

    36. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 1

      There was a lawsuit against that in which a course tried to block a disabled player from being able to use a golf cart.

      They lost since they were failing to provide reasonable accommodation under the ADA.

      I was boggled that anyone would be that ridiculous so as to go to court to stop him. They apparently wanted him to crawl, judging from the arguments they were making, or just sit there when he wasn't able to walk anymore. I would have thought the fact that you can get a parking permit for handicapped spaces for the same medical issue (being unable to walk) would have been enough to clue them in that the ADA was in play.

    37. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I have friends in the deaf community, and I have seen others show discomfort around them because their communication methods are (according to some) more advanced. My friends can carry on complete conversations, silently, from across the room - using ASL. That's nothing: I can carry on complete conversations with people in other rooms by modulating sound waves with my respiratory passage.
      I can even use a phone to do this with people in other continents!

      Plus, nothing is stopping me from learning sign language or lip reading. Wow, it's as though they have a handicap, but they're in denial about it so much that they have convinced themselves (and you) that their inferior range of sensory perception is an advantage!
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    38. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are not allowed to use technical assistance in competitions.

      How is this any different to using glasses or contacts? They both provide technical assistance and could give an advantage to the wearer.

      We should also stop athletes using those special swimsuits that give an advantage too.
      How about scopes on the shooting events? They give an advantage too.

    39. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      This is the first time I've heard of a handicapped person being discriminated against because they're too good.

      I expect it won't be the last. As tech progresses, artificial replacement parts become better at a much faster rate than human biology improves. I would not be surprised if, with-in the next ten years, there will be hearing aids that connect directly to the auditory nerve and are better than human ears. Maybe 20 years until "Geordi LaForge" style replacement eyes. As the science and technology surrounding the interfacing of the nervous system and technology improves so will the potential capabilities of the people with that interface. The is little reason that and artificial limb wouldn't be stronger and more damage resistant than the flesh and blood limb it replaces.

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    40. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Locutus · · Score: 1

      kinda like Steroids but instead being a physical attribute. The lines are definitely getting discussed more and more as technology marches forward. I remember reading about how Babe Ruth could have had an artificial advantage based on how his body handled alcohol and smoking. Eventually, it'll have to be regulated down to what foods are consumed since that too has a direct relationship on performance.

      I think it's awesome that technology has enabled this guy to do more than an "abled" body person can. I hope he can find competitors in his league though or he'll be feeling left out unless he can break some records and start a new class of records. For way too long, adapted technologies resulted in inferior abilities and that not only limited the inflicted capabilities but also psychologically they were looked at as inferior and "handicapped". When they can be fitted with technology to make up for what was lost and the result is the same or better abilities...well that's fantastic IMO.

      LoB

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    41. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Bombula · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm all for a 'modified' Olympics. There was a funny SNL skit years ago that featured the 'All-Steroid Olympics'. I actually think it's a great idea, and not just with drugs but with any body modification people can imagine. You could have simple rules, like banning wheels for certain 'foot' races, etc, but I'd love to see what people come up with. Hell, major league sports are exciting because of the incredible feats these guys perform. If they need steroids or plastic legs to do it, so what? Given the steroid situation in MLB in the news recently, I think the verdict from the public is already pretty much in on this: if it means they hit more home runs, let these animals juice themselves into oblivion if they want to. They're adults; it's their choice.

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    42. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I plan on entering the Olympics by riding on the backs of 4 very fast people. My handicap of having a full time job prevents me from training to an olympic level.

      "you shouldn't have to destroy your body to have a chance at winning", do you think it's likely that people would voluntarily amputate their legs to be faster?

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    43. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by DaveWick79 · · Score: 1

      I suppose if they really want to make it fair, they should have a separate race class and let all the other runners strap springs onto their shoes also. Then we'll find out how much of an athlete this guy is compared to other world-class runners.

    44. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      No ones is saying he's cheating, just that he isn't qualified to complete in the Olympics. There is nothing wrong with that, most people aren't qualified.

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    45. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by NixieBunny · · Score: 1
      As you point out, prosthetics can be designed with any parameters you like. The manufacturer of the Cheetah feet could design an Olympic-qualified model that gives just as much spring as a real foot and no more.

      The question is whether the IAAF would be interested in permitting such a device to be used at all. If it were an American group instead of international, the Americans with Disabilities Act would have something to say about that.

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    46. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Obligatory H. G. Wells link:

      http://www.readbookonline.net/readOnLine/2157/

      His short story, the Country of the Blind in which he challenges the assertion that "in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Turns out that sight isn't nearly as much of an advantage in a society designed by the blind as one may think.

    47. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      I for one think he had to overcome far more *not having legs* in order to run and any advantage he has because of these legs is offset by that. I disagree, The Olympics are all about the competition, they aren't about who had to overcome the most obstacles to get there. The other competitors have also worked very hard to get where they are and it would not be fair to any of them to admit someone with artificial legs designed for superior running speeds.
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    48. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

      Why is he being discriminated against?

      It all depends on whether this is the Olympics or Special Olympics. If tyhis is the regular Olympics then he's not being descriminated against. If this is the special Olympics, he is. Disabled atheletes use prosthetics all the time, so technical advantage is part of the sport.

      You wouldn't let someone run the 100 meters with shoes with wheels and a gasoline engine, would you?

      As a matter of fact I would, followed by people sitting on solid fuel boosters attached to skateboards. Bugger the Olympics.

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    49. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Schnoogs · · Score: 1

      Then you turn the lights off and they're screwed.

      So in other words there are 1 or 2 scenerios where being deaf has it's advantages. Try communicating with someone when you can't see them.

    50. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      My remark has to do with activities outside of sports, bedroom or otherwise.

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    51. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      His short story, the Country of the Blind in which he challenges the assertion that "in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." Turns out that sight isn't nearly as much of an advantage in a society designed by the blind as one may think.

      Which is a very good story, actually. Though I would have spent more time re-arranging their furniture.

      Anyway, I think this means the saying needs an update. How about: "In the land of the formerly-sighted people who had their eyes poked out by the one-eyed man, the one-eyed man is king".

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    52. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, since the East Block fell, it might be less likely, but I wouldn't rule it out.

      Ask some athlets from Rumania or the GDR what lengths their trainers went to meet the expectations, often without their consent or even their knowledge. Do you really think that certain nations in pursuit of showing superiority wouldn't demand their athlets to become cyborgs if that meant they had a better chance to win? Hell, I wouldn't even put it beyond certain athlets. When you look at the lengths of legal and illegal means they go to have an edge, cutting off a limb doesn't sound impossible if you ask me.

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    53. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by joto · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This is exactly why I feel we need 2 major leagues in most sports, an possibly 2 separate Olympic competitions. One for unaugmented humans the other for augmented humans.

      We already have. The one for augmented humans is called the Olympics. The one for "natural" humans is done by unpaid athletes who have a real job or studies, in addition to the training they do. It's called something like "amateur", "hobbyist", "local sports club", "fifth division football" or something like that. The only rule concerning augmentation in the Olympics is that you must not be detected, which is pretty easy considering that these guys have the top doctors in sports medicine by their side, paid for by sponsors and/or the government. Sure, there is a grey zone, but so would it be with your proposal. Anyone who competes at top level, isn't doing it for health reasons anyway.

    54. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      I think you are focussing on the wrong aspect of this - players with disabilities should be subject to the same restrictions as other players. The guy apparently would be allowed to use artificial limbs if it didn't add an unfair advantage. If that restriction wasn't in place, what's to stop me from adding 10 foot mechanical legs to let me stride ahead of other runners? Fairness is bilateral - you can't make things more fair by giving an unfair advantage to anyone.

      On the subject of the chess tournament: hearing aids are not too far off from a radio receiver, which could be used to cheat. Very serious business in a tournament of that nature, so it's not surprising at all that they disallowed hearing aids when they first realized that it could be a problem.

      It is premature to be concerned about a trend based on sensationalist news stories. The real trend would how these issues are resolved after they come to the attention of appropriate parties (e.g. do they figure out a way to allow hearing aids to the next tournament, a way to allow artificial legs within a reasonable amount of time, etc).

    55. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      Add to that... I know how to read lips from across the room. I can also hear just fine - it's a skill I started learning when talking to lots of deaf people (who could talk, but badly - and mostly by simulating lip movements) and deliberately honed later. I also know a couple words of sign language and if I cared to I could learn more. If need be I could fake being deaf (with the aid of earplugs if I felt the need I could even *be* deaf). A deaf person can't learn to hear or simulate being able to hear for a day. (well, some deafness can be fixed, but then you're not deaf anymore).

      Erm, back on topic. In a "who hears best" competition some guy who can just turn up the volume on his hearing aid is obviously disqualified. This is no different. The Olympic games are to establish the best baseline humans at specific tasks. Artificial enhancement is forbidden. This includes drugs. It also includes replacing your leg with something engineered to allow a higher top speed and require less energy. Yes, even if you didn't choose to take it off. There are handicapped Olympics that I'm sure would allow artificial limbs, and there may eventually be "enhanced" Olympics (though I imagine they'd start with a much smaller audience and possibly not even international recognition). But if I replace my leg with a prosthetic that includes rocket engines, I can't expect to be allowed to compete against baseline humans. That'd just be silly.

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    56. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Wyndham, however, also attacked it, but on entirely different grounds.

      And, as it turned out, in that particular world, being blind was a distinct disadventage.

    57. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      I suppose if they really want to make it fair, they should have a separate race class and let all the other runners strap springs onto their shoes also. Then we'll find out how much of an athlete this guy is compared to other world-class runners.

      He'd lose most likely, if everyone had the same advantage, after all, world clas runners tend to have more experience as regards the requirements of a long term race.

      Assuming of course we are talking of long distance running

    58. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by mcsqueak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, two leagues might be the way to go. I don't know how long the majors can keep up this impression that sports competition is somehow "fair". It's a business and people will do anything they need to do in order to cheat and win (and make the big bucks), including dope up, film other teams, etc. etc etc. Might as well have one league that can at least be honest about it.

    59. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by mcsqueak · · Score: 1

      Not having legs? Erm, no. He has legs. Two of them, one on each side. You know what I meant, jeesh. Fine, without *lower legs*.
    60. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by actiondan · · Score: 1

      People are not allowed to use technical assistance in competitions.

      But sprinters are allowed to wear expensive trainers that have been developed in expensive programmes (if they can afford them or have the right sponsor)

      Not all sprinters have access to such trainers, so really they should be banned in order to provide a level playing field.

      There are all kinds of other kinds of technical assistance that some runners have access to and others don't (nutrition, training aids, computer analysis, sweat channeling clothing, psychological training)

      Competitive running is far from being a pure test of human body vs human body.

    61. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Olympics is politically charged, utterly serious, and is full of athletes who devote a significant portion of their lifespan towards training for the opportunity to win. If the rules are all obeyed, they are guaranteed that no competitor will be physically superior to them except by the virtue of better genes or even more intense training. The day someone with a distinct man-made advantage enters the field, the nature of the game changes entirely - the basic measure of fairness is lost.

      So what happens if (when) genetic engineering becomes commonplace in humans? Will the genetically superior then be banned from competition?

    62. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Swampash · · Score: 1

      Lighter, they store more elastic potential energy, they have less wind resistance, they don't require sugar and oxygen and water to function and don't produce waste products that would otherwise need to be flushed out.

      Still the lack of direct feedback would be kinda weird. I can't imagine running fast without knowing exactly when and how the mass of my body was interacting with the ground.

    63. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Using a mechanical device that provides an advantage over natural body parts is in fact cheating.
      Like running shoes? I too think a return to Olympic nudity would be a good idea.
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    64. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No, the people that claim deaf people have a more advanced communication method are just wrong, and sound just like the parents that say they are happy that their kid has down syndrome because it makes them special. Rationalization pure and simple.

      That being said, I really wish that more schools would offer sign language as a foreign language course. While it is great to be bilingual in English and Spanish, French, or German, it would be FAR more useful to be bilingual in English and Sign Language. While both Spanish and Sign Language would allow me to speak to some people that I currently cannot, the people that speak Spanish could learn English (the dominant language here in the US), while most of the Sign Language using people do not have that choice. Of course, even if you never run into anyone that cannot speak English, Sign Language is a useful second language for the across the room example, or for scuba diving, other side of windows, or many other situation. Sign Language may be a superior SECOND language.

    65. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Ground pounder" has been a nickname for infantry at least as far back as the Vietnam War.

      http://www.vietvet.org/glossary.htm

    66. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Anyone can put on a pair of running shoes, and they're accepted as part of the event just like skis are accepted in downhill skiing.

      But try to make rocket-powered wheeled shoes and you'd have a problem.

      I'm sure this is obvious and you're just being pedantic. Good show I say.

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    67. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Linux_ho · · Score: 4, Informative

      If the rules are all obeyed, they are guaranteed that no competitor will be physically superior to them except by the virtue of better genes or even more intense training.

      "More intense training" is not the path to elite performance. The goal of coaching is to find the level of intensity at which the athletes body responds and builds fitness most efficiently. When training is too intense, the body becomes less fit. Tissues are broken down faster than they can be rebuilt. Injury or even overtraining syndrome results.

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    68. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by biovoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      My friends can carry on complete conversations, silently, from across the room - using ASL.

      "32, Male, across the room."

      Not much of a conversation...

    69. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Buran · · Score: 1

      Uh, why is this "overrated"? It's a perfectly valid point to raise in this discussion.

    70. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by hoojus · · Score: 1

      Only in the women's events though...And definately not in the weight lifting events *shudders*

    71. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      So what happens if (when) genetic engineering becomes commonplace in humans? Will the genetically superior then be banned from competition?


      Who knows at that point - so many things will change when engineered babies become commonplace (and I do mean "when" - short of a nuclear/environmental holocaust, it will happen) that the Olympics will be just one of many battlegrounds.

      Anyone who tinkers with their genes later in life will probably find themselves treated the same as if they had taken steroids (though I'm not sure how the Olympics views steroids used for purely medical purposes). Once you start seeing people born that way, they would probably be let in after the numbers are large enough.

      The main problem is that while training technique can make a major impact in performance, as well as the will and basic body plan of the individual competitor, once you start turning it into a technology race the game changes completely. It will become like many car races - where the funding and technology of individual groups is roughly as important as the drivers themselves.

      You'll certainly see new sporting events where such rules do not apply. The only reason you don't see more sports today that simply don't care about steroid use is that, at least until very recently, it was generally damaging to the players. Some of the recent baseball players seem to have had skillful doctors (or drug dealers, anyway) and may do just fine when they're done playing. Once THAT becomes a reality (and it probably will - long before useful genetic tweaking), I won't be surprised to see steroids and other enhancements become a monitored but legal component in many sports. Right now, it's cheating - but it's those cheaters who have made the past few years much more interesting for baseball and other sports. Once steroid use can be controlled delicately enough to not bring actual harm (just improved strength), the biggest obstacle will be out of the way.

      At that point, all previous baseball records will mean nothing, football players will be able to bend steel, and boxing matches will never make it past the first round. Golf... ok, so some sports won't be affected.
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    72. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      The thing is, the mass he has to move is a lower and it gives a great return on the energy expended. To get an "equal footing" (sorry), the other runners would have to shed the excess mass and then retrain on the blades. I can see people doing this had he been allowed to compete... what's a gold medal worth to some of these people, really?

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    73. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why I feel we need 2 major leagues in most sports, an possibly 2 separate Olympic competitions. One for unaugmented humans the other for augmented humans.

      I have been promoting this meme for some time now. Start an alternative sports league that allows the competitors to take any drugs they want, have their DNA modified, etc. It's the Mutant Olympics, Mutant Football league, etc. There's no doubt people would watch that stuff and all the negative publicity would just generate more hype. We welcome Marion Jones, Roger Clemens, and any others.

    74. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by bane2571 · · Score: 1

      That is the thing, artificial legs for this guy just happened so I can't personally call it cheating. HOWEVER, if they let him in then the dude that goes "hey, 25% increase in efficiency, make me 2 feet shorter and hook me up doc!" Would have someone to point to as a precedent to letting him in.

      On the Chess side of things I had a friend in high school that could pick up radio transmissions on his hearing aids so that is the probable reason they were banned, plus it's no disadvantage in chess to not be able to hear.

    75. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      You would adjust your balance to and motion based on the point of pressure where the prosthetic meets the rest of the leg. His legs are amputated below the knee.

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    76. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      ...do you think it's likely that people would voluntarily amputate their legs to be faster? Never under-estimate the fanatical.
    77. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      The fact that some differences are considered a legitimate part of competition and others are not is not a defect or hypocrisy - it is the nature of competition itself. Making a statement without backing it up with an explanation or reasoning is not helpful. Just because you believe something to be true, does not make it so.
    78. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by omgamibig · · Score: 0

      Portal has them, too!

    79. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Because there is no competition anywhere that is either entirely between complete and utter equals, nor one that allows the deployment of any advantage (such as access to weaponry, monetary resources to bribe officials, physical strength in chess, etc.) Name a game - any game - and I will give you a list of allowed and disallowed inequalities.

    80. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by robkar · · Score: 1
    81. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where is your national pride if you don't chop off your legs and take lots of steroids.

      I think it's high time we invent rocket legs for the handicapped. Do the 100m dash at Mach .5. (did I mention my particular condition also requires me to wear a helmet?)

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    82. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm sure there are plenty of Olympic level athletes that have nothing more serious than an aspirin, along with a diet made up of normal foods - though not a normal diet. The difference between the Olympians and the people who exercise, is a drive to win, and the huge amounts of training that go along with it (Plus some natural talent).

      If you want to look at a group of people who probably are using steroids and other non-human things, look no further than professional athletes. In the Olympics, at least in theory, all the athletes are required to be amateurs.

      Don't just assume that because a couple of them have been caught, that all of them are cheating.

    83. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I always thought that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is burned at the stake.

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    84. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      The Olympics are not about what can be done by machines, it's about achieving the limits of the human body. Which illustrates very nicely the problem with the Olympic Games in the first place. It's a childish, chest-pounding ritual that appeals to the biological drive to prove one's survival skills and increase the chances of successfully procreating. Sure, I'm all for getting laid, but devoting my life to being the best at using a stick to jump over a bar seems like an inefficient means to that end. It's really stupid how we've sliced the larger set of core natural survival skills into these tiny, irrelevant sub-skills, none of which are all that important for survival in the modern world. It largely looks to me like a bunch of circus freaks running around. I am mystified why anyone seems to care. Go, fellow countryman, you magnificent bastard! Run around a circle before the rest of those foreign guys do! Woo! Cripes, even soccer/football is more entertaining.
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    85. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      "Ground pounder" has been a nickname for infantry at least as far back as the Vietnam War.

      Thanks for clearing that up. I thought it was a nickname for the kinds of boys they don't let in the military.

    86. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Durf · · Score: 1

      I would've thought that deaf people are always out of voice range.

    87. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by lessthan · · Score: 1

      They are artificial legs designed specifically to go faster. This guy doesn't walk around with his blades on all day. He only uses the blades to run. He has normally looking legs for everyday use and he isn't going to compete in those.

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    88. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      He would have been welcome to compete if he weren't cheating. The rules in this case were applied the same way that they are to everybody that wishes to compete. Individuals are not allowed to take steroids, or even some cold medications if they wish to participate in the Olympics. They agree to random screenings and investigations to assure that they aren't cheating. The advantage from pseudo ephedrine isn't as large as the 30% energy savings that these prosthetics are saving this runner.

      The Olympics are about bringing people together, and if people are allowed to cheat like this, then what will happen is that people will be required to be double amputees if they wish to win the gold, so that they can take advantage of the energy savings.

      We have the Paralympics, and if any of them are ever able to compete with the regular Olympians, without breaking any of the regulations that normal athletes have to obey, then I for one would welcome the additional competitors. But this just isn't the man to do it, and the committee made the correct call.

    89. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by scotch · · Score: 1

      The Olympics are not about what can be done by machines,

      Except for the ones that are: skiing, skating, bob-sled, shooting, archery, boats, cycling, etc, etc., etc.

      Yeah, pedantry aside, I get what you're saying wrt running events.

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    90. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by scotch · · Score: 1
      Let me guess, you're overweight, unfit, and unappealing to the opposite sex?

      :)

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    91. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Enlightenment · · Score: 1
      Okay, everyone needs to step back and look at how fast this guy actually is.

      Compared to the average man on the street? Very fast.

      Compared to the average Olympian? Not even close. There are many, many runners faster than him. He has no hope of a medal. A lot of these people (http://iaaf.org/statistics/toplists/inout=O/ageGroup=N/season=2007/gender=M/discipline=400/legal=A/index.html) would wipe the floor with him. He hasn't even met the minimum standard to compete in the Olympics or World Championships yet!

    92. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Cecil · · Score: 1

      do you think it's likely that people would voluntarily amputate their legs to be faster?

      Man, there are people who drill holes in their skull to to get high. So, yes. Yes. Resoundingly, yes.

    93. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, why is this "overrated"? It's a perfectly valid point to raise in this discussion. Uh, same reason anything else get's modded "overrated" - because, in the opinion of that moderator it's been moderated too highly. It may be an interesting point but that doesn't mean it's a +5 Interesting point.

    94. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Paralympics already exist. Give it a bit of time and they might turn into some cyborg competition. When it comes to drugs you have the problem that the really effective ones have the tendency to kill people after a while, it simply wouldn't make good news to have all those big sport stars of yesterday dieing, you already have the problem today with though drug regulation, if you lift that all you would end in a big mess. Also you have the problem that a whole bunch of performance enhancing drugs are illegal in many countries.

    95. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Now what would happen if you took someone who had been blind, but given an operation that restored his sight? It would be uplifting to see such a person compete in a sport they had been previously incapable of competing in. Now what if that same operation involved bionic implants, no matter how simple or complicated, that gave him visual acuity that the very best "naturals" couldn't honestly beat? Well, about a month ago my mum had an eye operation to replace a cateract with a prosthetic lens (I wouldn't call it 'bionic' because it's unpowered, but still...) which to my understanding is about as close to optically perfect as you can get in a camera made of jelly. She's now got excellent vision in that eye, better than she had before she got the cateract. Should something like that be banned?

      I fail to see how winning due to superior genetics is 'fair' whereas winning due to superior preparation is not. He's still competing bipedally and his legs aren't any longer than they would have been naturally. I'd say as we move more into the posthuman era (to add a dash of cyberpunk to this post ;) we'll need competition classes for human athletics in much the same way we have them for motorsports. "Hurrah! Little Johny won a silver in the 'Bipedal, glucose powered, under 2 meters tall' 1000m event!"
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    96. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the chess tournament in question did not "ban players with hearing aids", it merely required them to take out their hearing aids during the match.

      There was a quite reasonable fear that players could be using a receiver & obtaining outside help during the match.

    97. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lame. If you're so advanced, why are you just talking? I've got much more fun things to do in complete darkness, with my back turned, or with two people in completely different directions at the same time.

      You people with normal hearing come up with the most boring things to do with your mouths.

    98. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say more advanced -- just different. The manner of communication makes a big impact on personal comfort level -- autistics, foreigners, the speech-impaired, contortionists (body language counts, too), strangers, etc. But having advanced skills in some area does not cause social discomfort. Concert pianists, jugglers, mathematicians -- no one feels uncomfortable around these people.

      Also, studies have shown that *a priori* speech recognition through lip reading isn't possible. At a minimum you need the onset-offset information to determine the voiced-unvoiced segmentation (this is how early cochlear implants were able to function). Lip reading is only possible by combining the visual information with (often abundant) context clues. People with normal hearing also use the visual information (when available) to aid in reconstruction (see McGurk effect).

    99. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      They have 'em for people with normal legs, too... they are called power stilts or powerskips. Lots of fun videos on YouTube showing super-human jumping and running abilities. Looks fun! :)

    100. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      I can think of no scenario where being deaf has any advantage. However, knowing how to read lips or communicate via ASL could be advantageous. There are many hearing folks who can do both.

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    101. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      My friends are not deaf, just active in the deaf community.

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    102. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Artificial enhancement is forbidden.
      The truest Olympic athletes (i.e. ancient Greeks) competed nude. Anything beyond that is artificial. So those $5000 custom made shoes that Olympic runners wear are artificial enhancements. They give enhanced endurance to the feet. And what of those ear-protecting doo-dads the wrestlers wear? So artificial.....
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    103. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, except there is one thing that ... puzzles me. If these legs give him such a huge advantage, how come other double amputees, are no where near as fast as this guy?! After all he is "the fastest man on no legs", holding world records in the 100, 200 and 400 metres. At present -as far as I know- he is the only amputee that can even compete with able bodied runners. Then again, I might be a bit biased, seeing as he is a fellow South African. (Wow, was I actually patriotic?! Go figure.)

    104. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      There is the special olympics where handicapped people compete. It takes place very soon after the 'normal' olympics, on the same objects, same routes etc.

      It's an estabilished fact for now that in the marathon run of that special olympics, there are no running winners - handicapped in wheelchairs are allowed alongside the runners and they regularly occupy the first places, no exceptions. They get times better than marathon winners of the 'normal' olympic games. This situation has perpetuated for many years now and there are voices saying that 'runners are disadvantaged' and 'something should be done' but AFAIK the idea of integration, these who could walk competing together with these bound to wheelchairs, wins.

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    105. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at what someone with "kangaroo boots" is able to do:
      http://www.vidilife.com/video_play_1023675_Kangaroo_Boots_.htm

      Then tell me if he hasn't have a chance to medals.
            I'd say he would be the winner in any longer race (as long as the startup advantage of having more muscles to start is ignored).
            He would lose badly in 60m and maybe 100m sprints, but at 400m or more (especially more) he would destroy the competition.

    106. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      Anyone can put on a pair of running shoes, and they're accepted as part of the event just like skis are accepted in downhill skiing.

      But try to make rocket-powered wheeled shoes and you'd have a problem.


      I'm not sure it is quite that cut and dried... for a start what's stopping everyone else from putting on rocket-powered wheeled shoes?

      And at what point do you draw the line between shoes being 'just shoes' and shoes being mechanical running aids, I presume they have set limits on how 'springy' shoes can be before they are considered unfair advantages...

      personally however i think his main problem was with the branding on the guys prosthetics...they are called cheater for goodness sake, it's no suprise they are not allowed
    107. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to intentionally replace my legs with superior artificial constructs, with the specific intention of being a superior athletic competitor as such, I think everybody would be screaming and crying that I shouldn't be allowed to compete.


        If I were to intentionally replace my sandals with superior artificial constructs like sport shoes...

      If I were to intentionally replace my $10 racket with superior artificial constructs made of carbon fiber...

      If I were to intentionally replace shitty bike with superior artificial constructs like ass-kicking bikes...

      If I were to intentionally replace fists with superior artificial constructs like boxing gloves...

      Ad nauseam.
    108. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      There is the special olympics where handicapped people compete. It takes place very soon after the 'normal' olympics, on the same objects, same routes etc.

      The Special Olympics is for people with intellectual disabilities and should not be confused with the Paralympics which runs in parallel with the Olympic Games.

      The Special Olympics is intended to boost the confidence and social skills of intellectually disabled people and isn't a serious sporting event. The Paralympics is every bit as serious as the Olympic Games and the competitors are serious athletes who happen to have a disability. The confusion between the Special Olympics and Paralympics is a sore point for disabled athletes who resent that their major sporting achievements are confused with an event which is more about taking part than it is a competition.

    109. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by TeraCo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Clothing is regulated as well. In the last Olympic games, there was a review by the relevant committee of the swimming gear the Australian team was wearing. It was eventually cleared, but there is a regulating committee for this sort of thing.

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    110. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anyar · · Score: 1

      This guy isnt even that fast. According to wikipedia, his personal best on the 100m is 10.9.

    111. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day someone with a distinct man-made advantage enters the field, the nature of the game changes entirely - the basic measure of fairness is lost.
      Oh, please. Athletes from wealthy countries have incredible advantages over others. Have you SEEN some of the Olympic training facilities in the United States? Hyperbaric chambers, underwater 'treadmills' with futuristic monitoring systems, nutritional blood analysis. It is incredibly clear that athletes training at these levels also partake of some very interesting and modern performance enhancing chemicals. Do these qualify as simply "more intense training"? You don't think, say, the US Olympic Basketball team might have some advantages over the Iraqi one? And if you're talking about equipment, you know the Olympic Committee doesn't provide all that stuff for each athlete - they bring it with them. You can imagine that some people are able to have much better equipment than others. This is not to say I think the guy should be allowed to compete - I think his advantage is clear, and not really fair. I feel for him. I'm waiting for the guy who wants to compete in Boxing but has prosthetic arms made out of steel. "I MUST BREAK YOU."

    112. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      An excellent example a poster mentioned above, was that this particular prosthetic to running is as flippers would be to swimming.

    113. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's a gold medal worth to some of these people, really?

      The Chinese would probably be cutting the legs of kids they take from parents to train to be runners.

    114. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      If you were implanted with special hearing aids that gave you 30% better hearing than others you would see things differently.

      Only if you're batman.

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    115. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, pedantry aside, I get what you're saying wrt running events.

      At least you admit it. I hate it when people deliberately avoid understanding just to make a pedantic point.

      Yes there are separate events with machines in them, like I already mentioned. Those machines themselves are regulated -- i.e. no rocket skis, no gas-engine bikes.

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    116. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by stdarg · · Score: 1

      It'll get interesting when genetically modified people start having kids who inherit those superior traits. Will you have to document your ancestry for X generations before being allowed to compete?

      I guess another thing they could do is assign handicaps, like extra weights to be carried or a number to be added to your final score.

    117. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Durf · · Score: 1

      Ah, my bad! I actually used to know my ASL, although all I remember today is the alphabet. Learned it in middle school and was assigned to interpret for deaf students in classes that I shared with them. Kind of a cool cost-saving measure my school had cobbled together: you get students thinking they're learning stuff while you save money on hiring people who get paid for this sort of thing.

    118. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by LithiumX · · Score: 1

      Imposed handicaps are worse than loose entry requirements. I'd rather have to worry about that one guy with the supercharged mitochondria than about how fairly distributed the handicaps are.

      If you allow someone into a game who has any kind of physical irregularity, you have to accept them as they are, and on a level playing field. If they can't compete fairly on a level field (either due to improvement or handicap), then that sport just isn't for them, no matter how badly they want it or how well they did before their situation changed. Sports are largely a physical event, and they aren't a right available to all.

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    119. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by jay42jay · · Score: 1

      I don't know. If they let Steve Austin compete in the Olympics he'd kick everyone's ass. How's that fair?

    120. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I doubt a wheel chair athlete with his electric wheelchair souped up to 150 horsepower would be allowed in the marathon either. That's been quite possible for somewhere between fifty and a hundred years, it's just nobody has decided to try it.

      This guy was on TV about six months ago. Those "feet" of his are gigantic. A regular sprinter on those things could probably run so fast he'd fall down and die of the road rash.

    121. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Yeah they do the same thing at my kids' school. But most schools don't actually teach ASL, but rather Signed Exact English (also called SEE sign). Still cool though....

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    122. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "My remark has to do with activities outside of sports, bedroom or otherwise."

      That's true...Lance's handicap didn't prevent him from getting to nail Sheryl Crow!!

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    123. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by cosinezero · · Score: 1

      Actually, in marathons the wheelchairs compete in their own class because they're much faster than runners.

    124. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I saw a spot on the news on this guy about six months ago. They had shots of him running. When you see them in action, it becomes pretty obvious those things are a massive advantage.

      I sprinted in high school and I remember one race that the organizers (foolishly) decided to run even though it was pouring rain. There was water pooled on the track, and the whole track was a bit slanted so the water was deeper in the inside lanes than the outside ones. The finishing order was precisely the inverse of the lane number, with outside lanes (shallower water) finishing ahead. In 100m it's very tiny things that make a big difference. Those legs don't look the like the least bit of a tiny advantage, and the science seems to agree.

    125. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Yea, I saw the profile Wired did of him a while back; there was some video there.

      Looking at him, it's definitely different and you feel like there could be something to accusations that it's an advantage, but there are a lot of factors. I'm perfectly willing to believe the tests; but I was willing to suspend judgment before they were done. I used to run as well, so I was leery of irrationalness.

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    126. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I really don't like running that much myself, but I'd love to compete with a bunch of runners while riding my road bike. I'd probably beat them too. I don't even need a different fuel source like your gasoline engine example.

    127. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Our school had a dirt track that basically got packed into the next best thing to cement (except when it rained). The difference between running on that and a proper track, which is slightly springy, was huge. I once ran on a fairly springy surface... I can't remember what it was exactly. Nobody timed, but it sure felt like I was flying along.

    128. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by joto · · Score: 1

      In the Olympics, at least in theory, all the athletes are required to be amateurs.
      Unless they compete in some other sport than boxing. The "amateur"-requirement was dropped in the 70's. Welcome to year 2008.

      Don't just assume that because a couple of them have been caught, that all of them are cheating.
      Not at all. What I'm assuming is that *most* of them are cheating. But I'm sure there are athletes who are less succesful, as well as sports, such as curling, where cheating brings less benefits.
    129. Re:I never thought I'd see the day ... by iwein · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't let someone run the 100 meters with shoes with wheels and a gasoline engine, would you? They actually didn't disqualify him when he tried that.. From the result I reckon that it wasn't a big success.
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  3. Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by raehl · · Score: 5, Funny

    The runner wasn't disqualified. The artificial limbs he had been using were prohibited.

    It's still possible for the runner to compete, so long as he does not use equipment that gives him an unfair advantage.

    1. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So we strap shoes to his nubs?

      I can see it now - "Dorf on Olympics"...

    2. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is why we need two versions of the Olympics: one for "normals" and another for "mutants" (where anything goes). In no time at all people will quit watching the normal version, and we can finally get to the freak show version of the Olympics people want, where people can use steroids, graft on muscle, bionic parts, flippers, etc.

    3. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      It's still possible for the runner to compete, so long as he does not use equipment that gives him an unfair advantage. There is a fine line between giving him an advantage and hobbling him with a qualified disadvantage (i.e. equipping him with standard prosthetic legs which are not designed for competitive running). This is bound to come up more and more in the future of the Olympic Games as certain nations, China for example, will be tempted to begin experimenting with genetically enhanced athletes or perhaps even true bionic implants eventually.
    4. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've wanted this ever since I watched the Olympics and realized how bored I was. Putting people who won the genetic lottery into similar training programs and seeing who comes out on top isn't that interesting to me. But pushing people 'beyond' their natural limits, and in the process potentially expanding the meaning of being human and the possibilities for the species at large...that's interesting.

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    5. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Then they can add a new event for the athlete that sells the most crap and generates the most advertising revenue, the bullshit marketing gold medal, 'I'm not lying, I'm acting'.

      The Olympics it's not about human achievement and peaceful competition, it's about selling crappy athletic shoes and clothing made by sweat shop child labour in third world counties to couch potatoes in first world countries all with maximum first world profit margins, where way more is spent on advertising than on making the product let alone paying realistic wages.

      I'm waiting for the gladiator Olympics, where 'elite'(oh my) athletes that fail don't run for their lawyers, well, er, you know, the dead just don't complain ;).

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    6. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 1

      You're so subtle that you were able to put the joke in your sig! Well done sir!

    7. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Bazman · · Score: 1

      Okay then, let him have his artificial legs, I'll line up on the starting line with... a motorbike.

    8. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Surely this is one instance where performance-aiding technology should be encouraged. As with competition it encourages exactly the type of technical advancement that will assist disabled people generally. Wouldn't it be great to see the open 100m sprint record broken by an amputee? Wouldn't that be inspiring? Also remember that with these events they are all rated on their physical/mental disability and classed accordingly. There is no reason at all that a new class could not be created to cater for technological advances.

    9. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by UnHolier+than+ever · · Score: 1

      Have you ever watched Formula One racing? Would you find it more interesting if the car was "organically attached" to the driver's body? Why?

    10. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by vikstar · · Score: 1

      I've wanted this ever since I watched the Olympics and realized how bored I was. Putting people who won the genetic lottery into similar training programs and seeing who comes out on top isn't that interesting to me. But pushing people 'beyond' their natural limits, and in the process potentially expanding the meaning of being human and the possibilities for the species at large...that's interesting. Every so often, a post deserves a 6.
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    11. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by LumenPlacidum · · Score: 1

      the process potentially [of] expanding the meaning of being human and the possibilities for the species at large...that's interesting.
      Absolutely, but it's still not the Olympics. Get some people together and organize another set of athletic competitions that involve whatever technology you can bring to the field (probably needs some restrictions). Then, you'd still have the purist Olympics, but you'd also get the fascinating results of the Technolympics!
    12. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Athlete + prosthetics == bad, Athlete + drugs == OK because the audience can't see them

    13. Re:Headline not accurate. (Surprise!) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As an engineer, I think that would be extremely interesting. The driver's brain could, for instance, be removed from his body and implanted into the car, much like the Cylon Raiders in the new Battlestar Galactica, so that his neurons could directly control the car, enhancing performance and reaction times greatly.

      Of course, I wouldn't actually want to be one of those drivers. But it'd be interesting to see.

  4. Time for him to change careers... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 0

    I hear the OSI is hiring people with special abilities...ask for Oscar Goldman.

  5. good, no precedent by Weh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I bet that if he would have been allowed to compete some athletes would have been tempted to have certain parts of their bodies amputated and replace with more efficient artificial parts.

    1. Re:good, no precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it hard to worry about people who are dumb enough to cut off their legs to win a race. If they really think its a worthwhile tradeoff, they should be allowed to go for it.

    2. Re:good, no precedent by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      So steroids should be allowed in athletics, too?

    3. Re:good, no precedent by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not? They're willing to do all kinds of drugs that are known to have bad side effects, just so they can be a little better. I wouldn't doubt there'd be a lot of 'accidents' with pro athletes and they end up with enhanced legs afterwards if it was allowed.

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    4. Re:good, no precedent by Patentmat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I bet that if he would have been allowed to compete some athletes would have been tempted to have certain parts of their bodies amputated and replace with more efficient artificial parts.

      The Onion is already got this: "Olympic Runners Feeling Stupid For Cutting Off Legs Before Finding Out About Prosthetic Ban" http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/olympic_runners_feeling

    5. Re:good, no precedent by moderatorrater · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can tell you without an once of hesitation that if I could trade my legs for $20 million, I'd do it in an instant.

    6. Re:good, no precedent by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...trade my legs for $20 million

      How about a pay per view televised event where they amputated your legs with a sledge hammer? It would take many swings, but I'm sure 80's celebrity Gallagher could do it with a live audience protected from flying knee meat by a plastic bib.

      Certainly that would fetch $20 million.

    7. Re:good, no precedent by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Alright, but I want my $20 million up front AND 10% of the gross income.

    8. Re:good, no precedent by Chapter80 · · Score: 1
      Whoa. Let me tell you, it's A LOT more fun making the $20 Million and having your legs to show for it. It takes a little longer than surgery, but well worth the wait.

      As my mom would say: If you do something stupid and lose your legs, don't come runnin' to me!

    9. Re:good, no precedent by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I hate to break it to you, but most people spend 40 years working and don't have $2M to show for it.

      Some people make $20M. More people die of natural causes long before that.

      I'd hesitate, but I'd probably chop off my legs.

    10. Re:good, no precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot.

    11. Re:good, no precedent by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a George Carlin routine. The 24 hour, all suicide network.

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    12. Re:good, no precedent by ibentmywookie · · Score: 1

      Anyone read Limbo 90 by Bernard Wolfe ?

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    13. Re:good, no precedent by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can tell you without an once of hesitation that if I could trade my legs for $20 million, I'd do it in an instant.

      Go ahead ... that'll just give the rest of us a leg up on you.

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    14. Re:good, no precedent by wombert · · Score: 1

      I take it you've never watched The Twilight Zone?

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    15. Re:good, no precedent by sentientbeing · · Score: 1

      Auction them on ebay. Ill bid.
       
      I could stand them in the wardrobe and use them to keep my boots in shape when im not wearing them.

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    16. Re:good, no precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $6.7 million per leg seems kind of cheap.

      Seriously, though, I don't know you, of course, but people in general tend to not appreciate things they have. Go ask some amputee veterans if they'd rather have a suitcase full of cash, or their limbs restored. I wonder if you'd find any who'd take the cash.

    17. Re:good, no precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi, Grandparent poster here; posting AC so I can deny it... but I was speaking from experience. It was a lot of fun. And I am glad I have my legs at the end of it, along with the feeling of accomplishment and the cash.

      The fact that most people don't do it makes it all the more of an accomplishment and more rewarding.

      Funny thing is, there are books widely available that tell you how to do it, and yet most of the world's population doesn't read them or "really want it." They'd rather take the easy way out - NOT pursue the goal, or achieve the goal in a questionable fashion (like having their legs cut off, of all things).

      My experience was that at a young age, I decided I wanted to pursue the goal of wealth. And so I read just a few books on how other people did it (Classics like "Think and Grow Rich" are available on the web for free!). I studied a few key books, and then I meticulously followed the instructions in the book, which really weren't that hard. It wasn't at the exclusion of a "real life" or anything like that.

      The human mind is an amazing organ. If you plant the seed that you want to achieve a particular goal, and you "feed and water" that seed, then it will guide you to the way that YOU can do it.

      I won't argue that "greed is good" or anything like that. Pursuit of wealth is right for some people and not right for others. But I feel pretty strongly that it's not that hard for people who take it seriously. And I am basing that on personal experience - I'm just an average guy with average intelligence, who is really pretty lazy. But this is one thing that I decided to do, and it worked. And it really wasn't that hard.

    18. Re:good, no precedent by ibbie · · Score: 1

      I bet they'd feel really silly after finding out all they needed was a better pair of shoes. (:

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    19. Re:good, no precedent by BigAssRat · · Score: 1

      Of course you would, no one on slashdot uses their legs for anything real other than getting up to get another Jolt cola. You can easily create a robot for that purpose, or use the beer throwing robot that student made a couple years ago.

  6. Spring instead of 'feet' by Tungbo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The 'blade' does look like a spring. When he's just walking around, one can see him bouncing up and donw a bit. So this seems reasonable. He might qualify if he used a different prosthetic technology. I just hope athletes don't start thinking about replacing their naturla legs to get 'a leg up'!

    1. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      not all springs look like slinkies

    2. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      I just hope athletes don't start thinking about replacing their naturla legs to get 'a leg up'!


      I'd think you'd have to be pretty damned dedicated (and psycho) to do that. Personally, I think if a competition sport starts asking that much from their athletes that most athletes would just rather move to a new (perhaps related) sport.

      Effects of steroids is delayed pain -- a missing leg or two would have immediate downsides.
    3. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by Tokah · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even if they did get such an idea, a little research would show them the error of their ways. Oscar had his surgery somewhere between age 1 and 2, and learned to walk as a toddler on prosthetics. His muscles are developed differently from an AB. That's simply not a process an athlete can replicate later in life. (This is why Oscar dominates his events in the Paralympics, and without Olympic participation has no where to progress now.)

    4. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you're underestimating how dedicated most pro athletes are. They wouldn't think twice about cutting of their legs if thats what it took.

      Many of them actually have constant pain that they just ignore because the doc told them it won't get worse. Its a fact that they get much shorter lives than other people. They start at a very young age, and have no "normal" life from that point on. I could go on, but the point is that what makes them different from the rest of us is not their bodies, but their minds. They are very often psychos. Try getting their honest opinion on politics and you'll realize that.

    5. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Many of them actually have constant pain that they just ignore because the doc told them it won't get worse. Its a fact that they get much shorter lives than other people. They start at a very young age, and have no "normal" life from that point on. I could go on, but the point is that what makes them different from the rest of us is not their bodies, but their minds. They are very often psychos. Try getting their honest opinion on politics and you'll realize that.

      Hollywood movie stars are much the same.

    6. Re:Spring instead of 'feet' by rant64 · · Score: 1

      Psychos are usually disconnected from reality, from trauma or brain damage, in a way we can't begin to grasp. The correct term would be 'personality disorder'.

  7. Perfectly reasonable decsion by geekoid · · Score: 0

    based on what they found.
    I think Steve Austin wuold qualify either.

    OTOH, I would love to see an olympic event with much looser rules. As long as your reasonable human shaped and stand on two upright units thet must me lifted up for movement.
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    1. Re:Perfectly reasonable decsion by dollargonzo · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, something very similar was done with respect to the hour bicycle record. Eddy Merckx set the record in 1972, which stood for some time, but when the next record was set, it was subsequently broken a number of times in a very short period of time, mostly due to mechanical improvements in the bicycle being ridden. Since then, the record was split in two-- one for "Merckx style" bikes and another that allowed any human propelled wheeled vehicle.

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    2. Re:Perfectly reasonable decsion by RobinH · · Score: 1

      OTOH, I would love to see an olympic event with much looser rules. As long as your reasonable human shaped and stand on two upright units thet must me lifted up for movement.

      I think it would be more interesting to have an event where you only have to be "human muscle powered". Then let them use whatever prosthetics, mechanisms (e.g. bicycles), steroids, etc. that you want. First over the finish line wins.

      I think if we brought this kind of competition out into the open, it would make the technologies better known and we could develop better tests to determine if the non-enhanced athletes were competing fairly.

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    3. Re:Perfectly reasonable decsion by friedo · · Score: 1


      I think it would be more interesting to have an event where you only have to be "human muscle powered". Then let them use whatever prosthetics, mechanisms (e.g. bicycles), steroids, etc. that you want. First over the finish line wins.



      Well, that's easy. Just give me a machine gun and I'll walk to the damn finish line.



      (This is also how I plan to win the biathlon.)

    4. Re:Perfectly reasonable decsion by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why they have strict rules on bicycles in the Tour de France. Some racers actually have to add weights to their bike to make it heavy enough. Your bike also has to be a standard diamond frame bike, AKA you can't use one of those reclining bikes.

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    5. Re:Perfectly reasonable decsion by RobinH · · Score: 1

      A muscle powered machine gun... I'd like to see your design for that!

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  8. Get over it. by Besna · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am a transhumanist--behind it all the way. Stories like this trivialize the serious nature of transhumanism. It's not about implanting a bike or something. It's about the relief of suffering, and the unlocking of our true abilities. Read Kurzweil's latest books. Go to Transworld or the Singularity Summit. Betterhumans.com is growing in quality. Sentientdevelopments.blogspot.com feature George Dvorsky, an experienced thinker and speaker. The wise atheists among us don't need to be told the obvious--that our disabled are quickly become our first transhumans. The real developments await.

    1. Re:Get over it. by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, posts like yours seriousize the trivial nature of transhumanism.

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    2. Re:Get over it. by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The wise atheists among us don't need to be told the obvious--..."

      As a hard core atheist, allow me to be the first to say fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.

      Atheism has no a jot to do with accepting or discarding human augmentation.

    3. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the high horse you rode in on

      I just knew trans-humanism and bestiality were one and the same!

      Hmm. I do have one question. Why the drugs?

    4. Re:Get over it. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      George Dvorsky, an experienced thinker... Phew. For a moment I was sure you meant George Dvorsky, my landscaper. Thanks for clearing that up!
    5. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about I implant a bike up your ass, freak?!?

      WTF is this crap doing at +5?!?!

      Buncha pitiful "can't stand my scrawny geek body" types is my guess..

    6. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, He's so serial.

    7. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, whatever you're smoking, pass it... that's gotta be some good shit you got there.

    8. Re:Get over it. by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      We are decades, likely centuries, away from being able to even replicate the functionality of the human body via implants, so you will have a long wait.

      For example - this sprinter has an advantage running, yes. However his implants would fall on their feet in a swimming competition, or gymnasitcs competition, or bicycling - or likely even driving a standard car.

      This is the problem with human prosthetics. Technology is getting to the point where we can design them so that they function very well, but only for one purpose. The real human body is extremely adaptable due to millions of years of evolution. Just look at how hard it is to design a robot who can walk, run, and stay upright... now try to change all that into bio-mechanics that can be implanted! Difficult tasks indeed.

    9. Re:Get over it. by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      We are decades, likely centuries, away from being able to even replicate the functionality of the human body via implants, so you will have a long wait. Kurzweil has some math to back up his predictions, although using a potentially biased selection data points. How do you calculate your "decades, likely centuries" estimate?
    10. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George Dvorsky, an experienced thinker and speaker.

      He's "an experienced thinker and speaker"? Where do I sign?!!

    11. Re:Get over it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever ya damn robosexual...

    12. Re:Get over it. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      This post is a perfect example of the kind of thing I warned you assholes about when you first wanted to bring Scientologists in here. And you were all like "No, elrous, you're so wrong, they won't give us a bunch of that Xenu crap, they're just like us." Well, who's laughing NOW, huh?

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    13. Re:Get over it. by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Go to Transworld... Am I the only one that's terrified to Google this at work?

      The wise atheists among us don't need to be told the obvious--that our disabled are quickly become our first transhumans. How, precisely, does religion factor into this?

      Wise Atheist: "wow, that guy with the fake legs can run faster than I can!"
      Deluded Theist: "Six day, I tell you! SIX DAYS!"
  9. Not faster... more efficient by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Informative

    He isn't disqualified because he is faster (he isn't faster than the fast guys) its because he is more efficient. What this means is that in a 400m race he has more energy coming down the last straight than the competition does which is clearly unfair.

    The only real surprise is that he hadn't worked this out and competed at the 800m, 1500m or even the 5,000m as that efficiency would really pay off.

    Its an artificial aid in the same was a drugs are or riding a bike would be. Its unfortunate for the chap but its the right decision, otherwise you might as well let Marion Jones back in with a terminator suit and a jet-pack.

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    1. Re:Not faster... more efficient by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      Maybe he tried longer distances, was way faster than the competition and therefor choose not to do them in fear of getting disqualified even earlier on.

    2. Re:Not faster... more efficient by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems pretty clear-cut to me too. The circumstances that led to the decision to add prosthetic elements doesn't matter, simply the performance effect; what's the difference between losing one's feet through accident then getting artificial replacement, and losing one's feet intentionally as part of an operation to get enhanced ones? It would suck to be him, unable to compete in any olympics (well, until we have the cyborg olympics...).

    3. Re:Not faster... more efficient by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Right, this isn't a scandal at all. This, on the other hand, is.

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    4. Re:Not faster... more efficient by MacDork · · Score: 1

      otherwise you might as well let Marion Jones back in with a terminator suit and a jet-pack.

      (>_<;) As soon as I get done sawing my legs off, where do I find a couple of those thing?

    5. Re:Not faster... more efficient by cgenman · · Score: 1

      otherwise you might as well let Marion Jones back in with a terminator suit and a jet-pack.

      "...And that, my son, was the best olympics ever."

    6. Re:Not faster... more efficient by joto · · Score: 1

      No, I agree with the judges. Female athletes should show some skin.

    7. Re:Not faster... more efficient by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't he be able to compete in the Paralympics?

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    8. Re:Not faster... more efficient by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Why couldn't he compete in the regular paralympics?

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    9. Re:Not faster... more efficient by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      We had a similar case up here in Canada. Luckily common sense won out in that event.

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    10. Re:Not faster... more efficient by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Its an artificial aid in the same was a drugs are or riding a bike would be.

      These runners are in a similar position to bike riders, kayakers and to some extent, swimmers. I don't know about other sports but in bike racing most rules are safety related. If you come up with a hyper efficent frame which has better energy recovery then everybody else will get one and the competition is even again. Use a more efficent but more dangerous handlebar design then the rules will disqualify you.

      For me, this is the kind of innovation which should be encouraged.

    11. Re:Not faster... more efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Its an artificial aid in the same was a drugs are or riding a bike would be.
      > Its unfortunate for the chap but its the right decision, otherwise you might
      > as well let Marion Jones back in with a terminator suit and a jet-pack.

      Which would be awesome! Seriously, where are the body-mod leagues?

    12. Re:Not faster... more efficient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should this rule also apply to Lance Armstrong who has a heart that is 30% larger than most people? The gives him an unfair advantage over others. Should he be disqualified?

    13. Re:Not faster... more efficient by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Its an artificial aid in the same was a drugs are or riding a bike would be. Its unfortunate for the chap but its the right decision, otherwise you might as well let Marion Jones back in with a terminator suit and a jet-pack.


      That would be freaking awesome!
  10. Wait a minute... by Bryansix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    SO "According to the IAAF report, the 'mechanical advantage of the blade in relation to the healthy ankle joint of an able bodied athlete is higher than 30-percent.' Additionally, Pistorius uses 25-percent less energy than average runners due to the artificial limbs, therefore giving him an unfair advantage on the track."

    I guess I won't be needing these anymore.

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Good luck with the stairs, and I hope you don't enjoy long walks on the beach.

      If all you do is sprint on tracks, then go for it.

  11. I say... by drspliff · · Score: 1

    Let him run, his "disability" resulted in the amputation of his legs at only 11 months old iirc. If others want to compete - they can make the choice of cutting off their legs in order to compete on the same level... :)

    What I do find very interesting is how more effecient these are compared to normal human legs, surely we could so something similar with specialised running shoes/attachments ?

    1. Re:I say... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      surely we could so something similar with specialised running shoes/attachments? Absolutely, which is why we don't let runners compete with springs on their feet. Basically, this guy has replaced his lower legs with leaf springs. He would have even more of an advantage than the runners with springs on their feet because they're ADDING weight, he's subtracting it.

  12. How can it be fair? by GeigerBC · · Score: 1

    How would the Olympics make it fair for him to compete? Either he's too fast with the new artificial leg and he can't compete or they could tell him to use a leg that isn't as good and then he may not be fast enough.

    1. Re:How can it be fair? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      How would the Olympics make it fair for him to compete? Either he's too fast with the new artificial leg and he can't compete or they could tell him to use a leg that isn't as good and then he may not be fast enough.


      The entire argument is stupid. How can it ever be fair? It's like saying fit people can't compete because it would be unfair for the obese chainsmokers, or that people with healthy genes can't compete because they get an unfair advantage over people with Parkinson's disease.
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    2. Re:How can it be fair? by GeigerBC · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're reading that right. Your response is purely genetic. This limb issue is technology that is being added to make him better than his competition. My initial thought was that you can't make it fair. Two separate competitions would have to be held, one with technology, and one without. Unless somebody else came up with a way to make it fair, which is what I was trying to get people to suggest if they could.

    3. Re:How can it be fair? by Eudial · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you're reading that right. Your response is purely genetic. This limb issue is technology that is being added to make him better than his competition. My initial thought was that you can't make it fair. Two separate competitions would have to be held, one with technology, and one without. Unless somebody else came up with a way to make it fair, which is what I was trying to get people to suggest if they could.


      But our technology is as much part of humanity as genes are. It's what defines us. If the others can't keep up, then too bad for them.
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    4. Re:How can it be fair? by notnAP · · Score: 1
      Your definition of fair is the problem. This is sport. Sport is not, I repeat, not supposed to give everyone an equal chance to win, just a chance to compete under equal rules. The best man wins on any given day. If you start letting people use equipment to overcome their disadvantages, not matter how "unfair" life was to them to saddle them with said disadvantage, the winner will by definition always be the one who got helped a little more proportionally to his disadvantage than everyone else was helped to theirs. That's not competition. At best, that's "luck," and at worst, that's "cheating."

      For this race to be fair, every runner should be able to use these appendages, whether or not they have their full legs. Given enough training, I'd be surprised if someone without the disability didn't beat him, given the added strength in fully formed legs. Then again, I could be wrong. But frankly, I don't care. If you want to host a race like that, be my guest. But don't compare it with the traditional race wherein people "run." That would be more like "sequential, horizontal pole vaulting."

    5. Re:How can it be fair? by joto · · Score: 1

      How would the Olympics make it fair for him to compete? Either he's too fast with the new artificial leg and he can't compete or they could tell him to use a leg that isn't as good and then he may not be fast enough.

      Here's how it's fair. Athletes compete without artifical enhancements. That makes it fair. He's free to remove his artificial legs, and compete by running on his ankles. That makes it fair. He won't win, but that's also fair, because he isn't fastest. Just like most others, who haven't got the genetic ability to become a top sprinter. He's also free to use his artificial legs and run really fast, but not in the Olympics. That's also fair.

  13. Isn't there a Special Olympics by microbee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for people just like him?

    It'd be unfair either way, for him or for the normal athletes.

    1. Re:Isn't there a Special Olympics by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      That is an interesting observation. Normally he would probably qualify for the Special Olympics, but considering he cannot even compete in the standard Olympics, I am not sure where this leaves him... It's a catch-22, which seems unfortunate as he is obviously a commendable athlete.

    2. Re:Isn't there a Special Olympics by Botta · · Score: 4, Informative
      Its called the Paralympics and he has both a gold medal in the 200m and a bronze over the 100m in Athens 2004.



      More information here (yes i know, reliability etc. but i'm lazy) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Pistorius

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    3. Re:Isn't there a Special Olympics by Tokah · · Score: 1

      Firstly, the Paralympics is the event that takes place immediately after the Olympics in the Olympic host city for people with disabilities. (The Special Olympics are something completely different, and Oscar wouldn't qualify for them.) Secondly, he won his events in those already, which is why he made his Olympic bid.

  14. AS USUAL by initdeep · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary and the truth are far from the same....

    He's not out because he's "too fast"

    He's out because his specific prosthetic lower legs and feet have less wind resistance than normal legs, return WAY more energy per stride than normal legs, and offer him what amounts to a competitive advantage over other runners.

    If he wants to compete, he's free to do so, just not with those specific prosthesis.

    He can submit others to the Committee for acceptance all day long.

    This is no different than the way the olympic committee judges the use of certain swimsuits, softball bats, or any other equipment in use during the Olympics.

    1. Re:AS USUAL by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

      Why not handicap his prosthetic legs so that it returns about the same energy per stride than normal legs.

    2. Re:AS USUAL by Abreu · · Score: 1

      I know its not the same thing, but I was reminded of the Formula 1, where there is a constant flux of new tech being incorporated to the races and later said tech being banned...

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    3. Re:AS USUAL by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they just haven't found the right human to compare him to yet. I remember there was this thing on TV where an Inuit guy was competing against some athelete who trained year round and thought he was uber cool. The "sport" was some ancient Inuit sport where you try to hit a ball suspended in the air with your foot. Whoever can reach the ball with their foot at the highest height wins. The Inuit kid ended up winning, and when asked about his training, he said, he didn't really do all that much training. There's a reason that Ethiopians keep on winning marathons, and it's not because of better training regimens. Just the fact that you have specific genes can put you way ahead of the competition.

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    4. Re:AS USUAL by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Because if they did, he wouldn't stand a chance in hell of winning. He's only running at about 1920 record times (as pointed out by someone else), so take away his special legs, and he wouldn't even be in the competition.

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  15. It's just common sense by Lucas123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you allowed a amputees who became superior athletes after their injuries to participate in the olympics and they began winning, everyone would start cutting off their legs.

    1. Re:It's just common sense by |deity| · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. Eventually all sprinters would have their legs surgically removed and replaced with high performance prosthetics. If we are going to allow this guy to race I say go ahead and let everyone have the option. They can put specs on the prosthetics that limit the materials or the mechanical design much like car racing.

      At that point we would have lots of cyborg runners.

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    2. Re:It's just common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you allowed a amputees who became superior athletes after their injuries to participate in the olympics and they began winning, everyone would start cutting off their legs. Okay. So what's the problem? It's common for world-class atheletes to make huge short-term sacrifices to their bodies and minds (and live with long-term side effects, arthritis, pain, etc.) because 1) it's their dream to win and 2) plenty of people will pay/sponsor/praise them for their efforts.

      Free choice. No big deal. And yes, I feel similarly about performance enhancing substances. Atheletes impose all kinds of other artificial modifications on themselves via autrition (commonly synthesized, hyper-nutritional supplements -- not just plucking vegetables and chickens from the backyard garden), vitamins (lots of R&D here), weightlifting technology (isolating muscles with machines that in no way mimics natural human activities), unnatural flexibility, unnaturally large thighs, biceps, etc. It's all good.
    3. Re:It's just common sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is nothing new. Not applicable to sprints but, wheel chair marathoners has a big advantage too. At these distances it's all about oxygen transport to the muscle, more than the wheels (think going uphill using the arms only).

      Without legs the hearts pumps oxygen to the arms a lot faster and more efficiently.

      Some handicaps with legs even strap their legs to cut blood circulation when competing.

      Being handicapped is not what it was a few decades ago, with proper biology knowledge and technologies, several tasks can be dome more efficiently, just not every day 'normal' life.

  16. Any downside? by GloomE · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone know of any downside to lopping your legs off below the knee and "installing" a pair of these?

    I know someone who's feet and ankle bones are fusing/disintegrating, why shouldn't they look forward to this?

    1. Re:Any downside? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 2, Informative

      Phantom limb syndrome would be a pretty good reason. But then I don't know how bad the existing condition is. I recall a story of a woman who deliberately cut off her own legs because of a strange mental illness, 'body integrity identity disorder' it was called (thanks, Google!).

    2. Re:Any downside? by Sciros · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know of any downside to lopping your legs off below the knee Uhhhh... can't think of a single one... so go for it.
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    3. Re:Any downside? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Can you think of no reason that you would need feet that move independently of your leg? I imagine stairs are a little harder to handle, rock climbing or climbing a tree would be harder, and it would be harder to appear sexy to those with a foot fetish ;)

    4. Re:Any downside? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NO more enjoyment from hookers sucking on your toes?

      Also, um... hm. Lets see, move around better then if you had feet, and still be qualified as disabled.
      No, I don't actually see a down side..unless you get Bender to do it.

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    5. Re:Any downside? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know of any downside to lopping your legs off below the knee and "installing" a pair of these?

      No! I'm going out to the garage to get my hack-saw right now! Thanks, GloomE!

    6. Re:Any downside? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1
      Interesting idea.

      My mom had both her hips replaced with titanium, and wishes she had done it years earlyer...

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    7. Re:Any downside? by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      Pistorius has been wearing these for years, and training to run in prosethetics for even longer before him. Just lopping iff your legs and replacing with these will still require years upon years to even approach your previous level of mobility.

    8. Re:Any downside? by esampson · · Score: 1
      Yes, I know of a downside.

      I did not read TFA but I read another article about him a few days ago, so I'm not sure if the article mentions it but these are specialized legs. What I mean by that is that he uses these legs only for races. When he walks around he uses a different pair of legs because those legs perform better for walking. Most likely some of the trickier aspects of normal locomotion such as climbing stairs, walking on a shifting surface like sand, or walking over an uneven surface would be considerably more difficult.

    9. Re:Any downside? by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      With spring-loaded prosthetic legs like these, it's very hard to do anything *but* run: walking is difficult, and it's almost impossible to stand still without holding on to something.

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    10. Re:Any downside? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine stairs are a little harder to handle

      As someone recovering from an upper leg injury, I can say that the feet weren't even close to being the factor that limited my stair use. The amount of strain stairs put on damaged joints is amazing. And when the damage is bad, it's bad enough that the foot is pretty much just a useless weight due to the instant surge of pain the second it makes contact with anything. If the injury didn't heal, amputation is something I would have given serious consideration. There's a point where the damage is bad enough, and even the normal base level of pain severe enough, that even a single leg and a cane would offer better mobility.

    11. Re:Any downside? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Stairs. Uneven ground. Anything that requires balance. There are likely problems that develop with the implant/natural leg interface as well.

      It's possible if your legs were going to be severely disabled anyway that amputation might be a reasonable idea, but definitely not for anything less.

  17. Genteleman, we can rebuild him. by sehlat · · Score: 3, Funny

    We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Oscar Pistorius will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.

  18. How fast is he really? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

    Actually, the guy is amazing, but he is not that fast, in spite of the supposed advantage (and contrary to the FA). I think the IOC doesn't want to set a precedent. His times are comparable to 1920's world records for 100m, 200m and 400m, which is still pretty damn good ! (look up wikipedia for all details). I'm not sure what the qualifying times are for the olympics, but I'm not positive he would make them.

    Of course he is also the world record holder in these 3 distances in the paralympics.

  19. Carbon Fiber Feet by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

    I think the far more important question is...

    Where can I get some of those carbon fiber feet?!

    Even if I just get a smaller version that fit over my shoes, I could walk a lot faster, lessen strain on my joints, jog farther and more efficiently, and slam dunk like nobody's business. Also, I would be taller.

    It seems like this would be good technology to work into a soldier's exoskeleton, too.

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    1. Re:Carbon Fiber Feet by Yahweh+Doesn't+Exist · · Score: 1

      it would also help with long falls when you go through misplaced portals

    2. Re:Carbon Fiber Feet by Werkhaus · · Score: 1

      >Where can I get some of those carbon fiber feet?!

      Not 100% identical, but close enough. Here: http://www.power-stilts.com/

    3. Re:Carbon Fiber Feet by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up funny.

    4. Re:Carbon Fiber Feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. World Record Smashed! by Patentmat · · Score: 1

    Is this really that different from just putting him behind the wheel of a car? We would be looking at 0 to 100 meters in ~ 4 seconds upwards of 75mph while the other runners were not even halfway down the track. A preemptive comment regarding those who say it is not human powered. Fine, put him in a bicycle and watch the records fall.

  21. what if... by dark+whole · · Score: 1

    what if they gave him legs that weren't as good, making the advantage negligible?

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    1. Re:what if... by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Where's the competition if they're going to artificially adjust his legs to make the playing field level?

  22. Makes sense by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I remember back when I was on crutches, I was amazed at how quickly I could go fairly long distances with very little energy expenditure. Basically, you keep your arms stiff, stick the crutches in front of you and swing between them. I would zip by people on the sidewalk and about all it cost in terms of energy was bringing the crutches from behind me to in front of me. In terms of endurance, I could definitely go further at a quick pace on the crutches than I could on just my feet.

    Clearly the prosthetic legs provide similar advantages. A fair race would be between this guy and people with similar prosthetic devices, but it would be completely unfair to let him compete against people without the same advantage. That's not to say that having to have your legs amputated is a good thing and I'm sure there are some pretty serious drawbacks. But for a contest like this, it's simply unfair.

    1. Re:Makes sense by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      If you start allowing stuff like this, you might as well let people wear rollerblades.

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  23. Go-Go Gadget Sports Advantage by decipher_saint · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder how long it will be before cybernetic sports become a reality?

    I mean, think about it. Soccer can be a rough sport but it's nothing compared to American Football. The game is faster and rougher and vastly supported (and in my opinion enhanced) by technology (helmets, pads, shoes, etc). But that would be nothing if players were augmented in such a way to play faster / better / stronger.

    Granted, most athletes won't cut their feet off for speed enhancing powers a prosthetic might bestow just yet, but how far off are we from seeing "cybersports" develop and shift into the mainstream?

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    1. Re:Go-Go Gadget Sports Advantage by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see a football game played using the powered suits from Robert A. Heinlein's Starship Troopers (the novel, not the stupid movie.)

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    2. Re:Go-Go Gadget Sports Advantage by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The game is faster and rougher and vastly supported (and in my opinion enhanced) by technology (helmets, pads, shoes, etc). But that would be nothing if players were augmented in such a way to play faster / better / stronger.

      You'd have to seriously improve safety equipment before significantly upgrading the speed and strength of football players. Otherwise people would probably get killed.

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  24. Old news and bad reporting by tyrantking31 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all, he got trashed in a race against olympic caliber sprinters earlier this year. Second, as one of the previous posts pointed out, his cyborg legs were disqualified not him. If he grows new legs, he's in. Third, there are at least two problems that led to the disqualification of the prosthetics, 1. the prosthetics provide less air resistance and second, they enable the wearer to reverse his energy efficiency; meaning that he is faster at the end of the race than at the beginning. Human sprinters are usually slower at the end of the race. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?section=trackandfield&id=2937538 http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/trackandfield/news/story?id=2938043

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  25. Say NO to enhancements, prosthetics, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    clothing!

    Return to the day when Olympic athletes competed naked.

    1. Re:Say NO to enhancements, prosthetics, and... by aevan · · Score: 1

      I think I suddenly gained an interest in watching figure skating.

    2. Re:Say NO to enhancements, prosthetics, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the outfits some wear are already basically nude.

    3. Re:Say NO to enhancements, prosthetics, and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if they ban russian female Discus and Shotput athletes, otherwise it aint worth the sacrifise, a Quick flick of the coverage to one of those athletes and you may never see again.

  26. What a coincidence by jskuby · · Score: 1

    Two days ago my fiancee and I were watching TV and a commercial came on which depicted a female runner with one prosthetic, carbon fiber leg. I turned to her and said, "that's not fair, she'll have an advantage." She asked why and I proceeded to explain that the artificial leg would cause less strain on her body while "normal" runners might be starting to fatigue. She however did not agree. Let's just say the moment I saw this story, I had to tell her right away and prove that a man, in fact, can be right about something.

  27. Unfair advantage? by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
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  28. In other news... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

    Barry Bonds testified today before a Congressional committee that he had never used performance-enhancing double-amputation prosthetic-limb-replacement surgery, in accordance with MLB policy.

    He then bounded over the table and out the door at 40mph.

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    1. Re:In other news... by Otter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In fact, Bonds *does* wear a performance-enhancing mechanical device on his elbow, that not only allows him to lean over the plate but also locks his swing into a groove and provides some mechanical advantages.

    2. Re:In other news... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      But it's not unfair because any batter can use one.

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    3. Re:In other news... by ppz003 · · Score: 4, Informative

      But it's not unfair because any batter can use one.

      Actually, if you would read the link above, no they can't. Bonds' device was grandfathered in, and no new player can get one without a legitimate medical reason. The link describes how his enhanced elbow device has grown and advanced over the years up to 2001.
    4. Re:In other news... by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

      Read the link: "At the moment, Bonds' apparatus enjoys "grandfathered" status. Similar devices are presently denied to average major leaguers, who must present evidence of injury before receiving an exemption."

    5. Re:In other news... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I thought they mean the device was grandfathered in, not Barry's use of it. So reading it that way, you can see why I thought anyone could use it.

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  29. He's Special... by IronMagnus · · Score: 1

    He could just go to the Special Olympics and whomp everyone else there.

  30. So... by Rix · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Should people with longer legs be disqualified for the same reason?

    1. Re:So... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Was this guy born with carbon fiber leg replacements that have better mechanical efficiency then human feet?

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    2. Re:So... by raehl · · Score: 1

      Considering that the reason is that you don't want to force people to cut off their legs to compete, no, because the same reason doesn't apply.

      It might apply if people were having surgery to lengthen their legs.

  31. Mmmmm by markov_chain · · Score: 1

    So:

    - less energy consumption
    - less load on various blood processing organs
    - better performance
    - lightweight

    ... they might be on to something here. If they did arms too, and there was no loss of motor control... like that guy said in response to someone asking "why," why not?

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  32. Open Class and Stock Class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Sometimes I think sports should have Open Class and Stock Class. Stock Class athletes would be required to compete with a standard human body -- no enhancing drugs, no springy feet, etc. Open Class athletes could use anything they wanted: prosthetics, drugs, whatever.

    There is a down side to Open Class...

    "And it's one minute to go... 'Wild Man Jones' is injecting his final enhancers... whoa, look at those convulsions! And there's the bell... they're off and running, except for Jones. Guess those latest enhancers were still Beta-test quality, heh heh... oh wait, he stopped moving. Yikes, look at that head explode! I haven't seen anything like this since I watched Scanners!"

    Of course sometimes I think the above would make sports MORE popular. :-/

  33. And that logic is asinine by Rix · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Should we limit the training time athletes may invest? After all, you shouldn't have to destroy your career to have a chance at winning (these are, after all, supposed to be amature athletes).

    It's time to take the gloves off. Let the Olympics be a spectacle of what the human form (which intrinsically includes human technology) can do. Bring on the biotech!

    1. Re:And that logic is asinine by Gyga · · Score: 1

      How about the BIOlympics? A seperate set of contests that could allow people to use all the little cheating devices, steroids, spring loaded shoes, prosthetics, bust-enhancing bras for figure skating, ect.

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    2. Re:And that logic is asinine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Okay, well, since they're just human technology, let's let the athletes use electric engine drag cycles which can run a quarter mile race in the time top sprinters can run 100m. Oh wait, then that would be drag racing.

      We already *have* races that are meant to showcase the powers of human technology, or various combinations of human strength and machinery such as cycling.

      This is a showcase of the human body. It only makes sense to keep it that way.

      Ultimately, a prosthetic limb is no different than any other machine. The only reason why this is even a question is because before now, prosthetics were always worse than natural limbs for just about everything. Now that a prosthetic limb that has emerged that is superior to natural limbs for a certain task, people are still reacting as though he's 'handicapped'. Which in the larger sense he is, but for the purposes of a foot race, he's mechanically enhanced.

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    3. Re:And that logic is asinine by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      I look forward to beating you in the 100m dash with my rocket car.

    4. Re:And that logic is asinine by ppz003 · · Score: 1

      How about the BIOlympics? A seperate set of contests that could allow people to use all the little cheating devices, steroids, spring loaded shoes, prosthetics, bust-enhancing bras for figure skating, ect. My father suggested that once probably 2 Olympics ago. Then we realized that no one would bother watching the original Olympics, and all we would be left with is a freak show. And I'd rather not have that.
    5. Re:And that logic is asinine by qeveren · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "but for the purposes of a foot race, he's mechanically enhanced."

      So is everyone else competing. They're wearing shoes.

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    6. Re:And that logic is asinine by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Which is an accepted part of the sport, like bicycles in cycling.

      If he wants to compete in a sport where everyone has carbon fiber spring feet, then that would be fair.

      I just love pedantry at the expense of understanding...

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    7. Re:And that logic is asinine by Gyga · · Score: 1

      People would continue with the original olympics if only for the chance to see pure humanity at its best. Maybe I'm just optinistic about society. You could always air the two together on TV (TV stations would love to be able to sell more ad spots by making it longer.)

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  34. Allow me to rephrase by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    We have the technology... will be better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster, and illegal.

  35. Aljazeera English story by velcrow66 · · Score: 1

    Aljazeera English did an interesting piece on him about a year ago:

          http://youtube.com/watch?v=d17vqoH9Xfs/

  36. Clap skates by jellie · · Score: 1

    Clap skates become popular in the late 1990s because they had an advantage over the traditional skates, and now nearly all speedskaters use them. Why did the IOC allow them to use it, but the IAAF prevent him from using his prosthetics? Could it be argued that skates who use clap skates have a technical advantage over those who choose not to?

    While I may agree somewhat with Pistorius's disqualification, it is also important to note that his personal record for the 400m is well short of the automatic qualifying time.

    1. Re:Clap skates by geekoid · · Score: 1

      well, anyone can go out and get clap skates.

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    2. Re:Clap skates by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      Simply put: Clap skates are shoes with metal parts beneath.
      Normal skates are shoes with metal parts beneath.
      Thats something thats connected.

      Legs are meat and bones, stuff people are born with.
      Those protetic legs are more or less supertec-pogo sticks for jumping around on springs.
      Thats something a bit different.

      So just changing the style of something (different built of skates) is ok.
      Replacing a body part by a machine isnt.

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    3. Re:Clap skates by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty bad comparison. Skates are equipment, as are running shoes. All participants are free to use whatever equipment is allowed. It's an inescapable fact of Olympics. Otherwise they'd have to go back to the original Olympic regulations.

      This prosthetics, on the other hand, are not simply equipment. They are replacements for his legs. Other participants cannot choose the same equipment without mutilating themselves.

      Also, it can be approached from the standpoint of how the prosthetics would change the event. Bicycles would not be allowed in a running competition. Neither would jetpacks. It would fundamentally change the event.

      Though it is likely that there is a competition involving jetpacks and bicycles on ESPN3 right now.

    4. Re:Clap skates by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      Sporting events have restrictions on the equipment that may be used. My guess is that his prosthetics don't qualify under the regulations for foot/leg-ware while clap skates do. At some level these regulations are arbitrary, but they are necessary to keep out the crazy stuff (e.g. bringing a bike to a foot race) and avoid some of the "exploits" in the game mechanic (e.g. baseball bats that are too long or filled with cork (which doesn't actually work but is an example to give you the idea)).

    5. Re:Clap skates by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Otherwise they'd have to go back to the original Olympic regulations.

      Naked athletes? That would make women's gymnastics more entertaining...

    6. Re:Clap skates by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Also note that those prosthetic legs are designed specifically for running (if there was an Olympic standing-still competition, he'd be a sure loser with those prosthetic legs), while the natural human leg is "multifunction" (a leg which didn't allow simply standing still would surely have been an evolutionary dead-end).

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    7. Re:Clap skates by Abreu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sadly, the original Olympics did not have any competitions for women... And I have no intentions of watching weiners flop around during a race!

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    8. Re:Clap skates by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Not really considering many of the athletes are 13 year old girls.

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  37. Pure bullshit by stratjakt · · Score: 0

    As an amputee myself, I can tell you this is pure bullshit. There is no mechanical advantage. There are no super robo-cop attachments to give any sort superhuman powers. If there were, believe me, I'd have them, as I've stayed on the cutting edge of technology throughout my prostheses. The "finish line" for the tech is still to replicate a normal foot, it's not there yet, let alone past it.

    This is pure whining, the olympics are a corrupt political joke. Someone simply payed them to DQ an athlete on some technicality.

    If the man can run faster than his peers it would be a miracle. The fact that he can compete with them is amazing.

    The IOC should be ashamed, but if they were remotely capable of this, they would have committed suicide en masse years ago.

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    1. Re:Pure bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Additionally, Pistorius uses 25-percent less energy than average runners due to the artificial limbs, therefore giving him an unfair advantage on the track.

      Sorry, but I call bullshit on you sir.

    2. Re:Pure bullshit by AdamTrace · · Score: 1

      From the results of the independent study: "The positive work, or returned energy, from the prosthetic blade is close to three times higher than with the human ankle joint in maximum sprinting."

      Sounds like "mechanical advantage" to me.

      "The fact that he can compete with them is amazing."

      This, I agree with. I think it's a testament to science and human ingenuity that people who are missing entire body parts can now compete with world class athletes.

    3. Re:Pure bullshit by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The "finish line" for the tech is still to replicate a normal foot, it's not there yet, let alone past it.

      Uh... not for his leg. They aren't even trying to create a normal foot. Have you seen his prosthetics? They're basically big carbon-fiber leaf springs. They are custom-designed for running, and running only. He has a more traditional prosthetic for normal use.

      The drive to create a general-purpose functional replacement for a human leg is, indeed, a long way off from its goal. That is not what this is. This is a special-purpose device, and just like many special purpose machines, for that purpose it has significant advantages over human limbs. Its lack of generality doesn't matter. There isn't a dancing portion of the race.

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    4. Re:Pure bullshit by kongit · · Score: 0

      I don't think the main problem from my point of view is current tech. If this athlete were to be allowed to use the prosthetic legs in the olympics, it would be hard to argue against future forms of the prosthetic leg. While this would of course increase the development of prosthetic legs meant for running, it would completely ruin the sport. If the only people that could compete in olympic running events were amputees wearing highly advanced prosthetics, those poor blokes from Kenya would be shit outta luck.

    5. Re:Pure bullshit by phoebusQ · · Score: 1

      From the content of your post, it's obvious you haven't heard of this guy and didn't read the article. This guy is not just using a "replacement foot".

    6. Re:Pure bullshit by stratjakt · · Score: 0

      A human ankle joint adds energy to each stride (there's muscles there, try standing on the toes of one foot... there's quite a bit of muscle there).

      Even if the spring was 100% efficient (impossible in the real word), it still isnt ADDING any force to the stride.

      I have the exact same prosthesis, more or less. The article is bullshit.

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  38. Minor correction by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "...prove that a man, in fact, can be right about something, for now."
    There you go, fixed it.

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  39. Paralympics by Stripsurge · · Score: 5, Informative

    Special olympics are for mentally disabled athletes.

    He could however compete in the Paralympics which are geared towards physical disabilities such as amputees or blind people. They are held in the same year and same city as the regular olympics. The one catch with the paralympics is that because there are so many classifications disabilities they have to rotate through which type gets to compete each year. Think: you couldn't very well have someone missing a leg and a half swimming against someone only missing a foot. I can't remember exactly how many classifications of amputees there are but I think there are enough that an athlete might only get to compete in one Paralympics that falls into their particular condition.

    1. Re:Paralympics by nastro · · Score: 1

      My uncle used to be the involved in the Paralympics. Many of the athletes train with the "regular" olympiads year around, and as in the case of this fellow, are better/faster/stronger. This is nothing exactly new, but you bring a good point.

    2. Re:Paralympics by NimbleSquirrel · · Score: 1
      Huh?

      There are 6 main disability categories to the Paralympics: Amputees, Cerebral Palsy, Intellectual Disabilities, Visually Impaired, Wheelchair users, and Les Autres (any other disabilities). Within those categories are various classes that athletes are put into based on assessments of their disability (and this assessment is ongoing throughout their career). The classes are different for each sport, although some sports don't include all disability categories (like Boccia and Wheelchair Rugby).

      >The one catch with the paralympics is that because there are so many classifications disabilities
      >they have to rotate through which type gets to compete each year.

      All the classes get to compete in their respective events at the Paralympics, so I don't know what is being referred to in the post. However there are some events that aren't open to all classes (mostly for obvious reasons: eg. high level quadriplegics don't compete on the wheelchair track events). Sometimes multiple classes compete in the same actual race, but they are each assessed according to their class, so it is possible to lose the race, but win the class.

    3. Re:Paralympics by Orcspit · · Score: 1

      I believe he is a gold medal winner at the paraolympics. I believe he felt this was the next step for him competition wise.

    4. Re:Paralympics by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      He could however compete in the Paralympics which are geared towards physical disabilities such as amputees or blind people.

      Except the guys in wheelchairs have an unfair advantage over him thanks to their wheels.

      He only wants to compete against able bodied atheletes against whom his blades are no advantage at all, honest!

      This really screws up my plans to enter the high jump on a pogo stick.

    5. Re:Paralympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got an image of a dozen blind people sprinting around aimlessly in a stadium, occasionally running into things... We are both going to hell, me for laughing and you for bringing it up.

    6. Re:Paralympics by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Not to be rude or anything, but what kind of sports do high level quadriplegics compete in? It seems that without any limbs that could move it would be quite difficult to do any sport, unless it was wheel chair racing, which would simply be decided by who had the fastest chair, which isn't much of a sport.

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    7. Re:Paralympics by NimbleSquirrel · · Score: 1

      Boccia is one such sport. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boccia

  40. Life imitates art. by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Funny

    And I suppose PitchBot 9000 was just a modified Howitzer?

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    1. Re:Life imitates art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Surely you mean Pitch-O-Mat 5000...

  41. This is what you get... by Kingrames · · Score: 1

    This is what you get for hiring the wrong engineers.

    They rebuild you too good, too strong, too fast.
    Seriously, if ONLY he had done some proper cost-cutting, he wouldn't have this problem.

    This is the problem with engineering today. You guys are so focused on doing things right that you don't realize the value of failure.

    That's my motto. Fail early, Fail often, and then eventually fix your Failures.

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    1. Re:This is what you get... by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      That's my motto. Fail early, Fail often, and then eventually fix your Failures. Failure now an option
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  42. They Should Compete Naked Again by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Naked competition, all other equipment is provided and is standard.

    FWIW, how long will it be until the special olympics where people can use prosthetics surpasses the regular ones? Hat tip to GitS: SAC (Official Site).

    1. Re:They Should Compete Naked Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naked competition, all other equipment is provided and is standard. And women's beach volleyball would suddenly become the most viewed Olympic event in the world...
  43. Re:Screw Myminicity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You deserve to be modded as troll or, better yet, banned for starting the myminicity spam.

  44. Tests... by DrYak · · Score: 1

    As far as I know there is no way to absolutely and conclusively test for substances (hormones, or otherwise) that could give a person an advantage.


    There are.
    The actual question is :
    Do you have enough money to give away in order to make sure that, depending on your side,
    - either your adversary will get "assigned" to "random screenings"
    - or that your "random screening" will come back negative ?
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    1. Re:Tests... by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 1

      Some substances go through the body so fast that a person can train on them for months before an event then stop a week before testing and not get detected. You don't have to be on the substance during the competition or testing to get an edge from using it.

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    2. Re:Tests... by joto · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. There are drugs that are completely undetectable. If you synthesize compounds that already exists in the body, the only way to detect them would be from detecting abnormal levels of them. But that is subjective, and as long as you stay within limits, nobody can tell if those abnormal levels natural or not, high natural levels could just as well be what made him/her a great athlete in the first place. Another (ancient) example is blood-doping, which also used to be detectable only by subjective methods. I believe they have better tests for blood-doping now, but then again, I'm sure they have newer drugs today as well. Top athletes have top doctors, and those doctors know how to avoid being caught by the tests. After all, it's what they do for a living.

      Also, we have legalized doping, such as sleeping in an "altitude chamber". This is just as unnatural for the body as blood-doping is, but somehow one is legal, and the other is not. There is no possible way to be able to control doping 100%, there will always be a race between those who cheat, and those who detects cheaters. And I suspect, that in the long run, the cheaters will win, if they haven't already. Sure, most top athletes are against doping, but that doesn't mean they don't do it themselves, in order to remain competitive against all the other cheaters.

    3. Re:Tests... by mikael · · Score: 1

      Also, we have legalized doping, such as sleeping in an "altitude chamber". This is just as unnatural for the body as blood-doping is, but somehow one is legal, and the other is not.

      If an athlete really wanted to, they could train at the high altitudes of local mountains. Some athletes from Europe claimed that training in the fresh mountain air of the Alps helped boost their performance.

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    4. Re:Tests... by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      What actually happens is that a person's lungs acclimatizes to the low oxygen atmosphere of the mountains, thus giving the athlete the ability to utilize oxygen more efficiently during competition. It's quite unfair to those athletes who cannot afford to go to the Alps to train, but the Olympics was never about fairness.

    5. Re:Tests... by joto · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. The idea behind sleeping in an altitude chamber is that you do your workouts at sea-level. Sure, training in the alps brings some of the same benefits, but not all of them.

  45. The REAL Six Million Dollar Man by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

    Those prosthetic legs look fairly high tech; they probably did cost six (6) million dollars, although I suppose that would be a bargain given the going rate for government projects these days.

    1. Re:The REAL Six Million Dollar Man by Layth · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? That 6 million figure is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.
      His legs look virtually identical to some attachments I've seen that healthy bipeds can strap onto their legs.

      I don't know the exact price, but I can easily ballpark it well under a hundred thousand dollars.. not six mil.
      They're made out of the same stuff as helicopter blades, and drastically increase your leap and stride.

    2. Re:The REAL Six Million Dollar Man by The+Iso · · Score: 1

      He's referring to a TV show that ran from 1974 to 1978.

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    3. Re:The REAL Six Million Dollar Man by Layth · · Score: 1

      I was referring to his comment "Those prosthetic legs (in the article) ... probably did cost six (6) million dollars"

  46. Man + Machine vs. man by Teflon_Jeff · · Score: 1

    I'm sure he'll be able to spring back from this. He's not the type to just take a knee.

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  47. This isn't, sadly, unfair... by rickb928 · · Score: 5, Informative

    First, why he uses prosthetics isn't the issue. It doesn't matter how you came across the advantage, or even *why*. An unfair advantage is unfair. When asthmatics started competing well in Biathalon, other competitors started coming down with asthma, and taking beta blockers to reduce attacks. And also slow the heart rate to improve shooting accuracy. Darned if those crazy asthmatics didn't ruin it for everyone else, huh? I wonder if an asthmatic can even compete any more, of if they need a lifetime record of their disease to get the IOC to accept them, Albuterol and all.

    Second, while most anyone can get a set of limbs like this runner has, actually they can't without significant sacrifice, ie, amuptation. The IOC should, for the sake of decency, not permit that. Speed skaters only had to buy a pair of clapper skates - the barrier was either money or a willing supplier, neither of which was as expensive nor life-altering as amputation for sprinters. Cyclists go through this a lot, with new equipment and all. IIRC, the NBA may have banned a certain Nike sneaker because it assisted jumping too much. Yes, define 'too much'. the IOC has.

    Now, if the running community can come up with a similar prosthesis designed for non-amputees that offers the same or nearly equal advantage, then the IOC has an interesting, but easy decision to make. No. The solution isn't to give everyone else some mechanical advantage. It's to resign ourselves to the reality that life is so unfair that a dual amputee needs to use a less effecient prosthetic to compete fairly. And that way lies so much trouble. It becomes some sad exercise in statistics, engineering, and the frustation of figuring out what 'fair' is.

    We know fair doesn't include using drugs. And it may not even include using hypobaric chambers to enhance training, someday. It involves runners using the same basic equipment (their natural body, shoes available to all, etc).

    I wish this guy could compete. No doubt he will go back and have the limbs redesigned to be more equal to natural limbs. Then he might get a fair shake from the IOC. I hope they let him compete on equal terms.

    ps- If he got waxed by Olympic-caliber sprinters with the 'hot' limbs, that doesn't really change anything. It may be that he's not that good, but let him in and surely some runner will say they should be allowed to wear a prosthesis. And another. Chaos. Pure chaos.

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    1. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      ps- If he got waxed by Olympic-caliber sprinters with the 'hot' limbs, that doesn't really change anything. It may be that he's not that good, but let him in and surely some runner will say they should be allowed to wear a prosthesis.

      It may just mean his legs need to be retuned. Spring rate changed or whatever. He wasn't 'that good' before the legs.

      More interestingly, what is the real difference between this guys mechanical legs, and a motor on a 'bicycle'? Both infer a mechanical advantage in operation.

    2. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >We know fair doesn't include using drugs. And it may not even include using hypobaric chambers to enhance training, someday. It involves runners using the same basic equipment (their natural body, shoes available to all, etc).

      You know what? Screw fair. I don't want to see fair. I want to see the fastest possible racing. You know how yacht racing has computer-designed hulls? Air racing has an "unlimited class" where you can spend as much money on the plane as you want? I want that. I want to see how fast a cyclist can go on a sub-15 pound bike. I want to see how fast a sprinter can go with aerodynamic prosthetic legs.

    3. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Begs the question of what is physical competition.

      The athletes are not equal. Some are larger, some smaller, they have different geometries, different lung capacities, different metabolic efficiencies.

      What are they competing at? Which one is genetically better at a particular activity, combined with who trained better, who has better equipment, and is in a better frame of mind on the particular day of the event?

      Is that competition? Or do we attempt to hold a lot of variables as constant as possible and compete on the luck of the remaining variances lining up in someone's favor at the exact time of the event?

      I think the summary was right. He's being disqualified because he's faster *and* they can point to an obvious physical reason. But let's say that through some freak of mutation, his legs were naturally that way. They'd have to let him compete.

      It's a bias and calls into question the nature of the competition. It's a freak show. A physical competition between human genetic outliers.

      What happens when people start genetically modding themselves? How will they know?

    4. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Second, while most anyone can get a set of limbs like this runner has, actually they can't without significant sacrifice, ie, amuptation. The IOC should, for the sake of decency, not permit that."

      It's not just about decency.

      It's also about protecting the "Brand". If they allowed this sort of thing it will damage the "Olympics" brand.

      They're obviously not interested in the X Games market, or the XXX games market :).

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    5. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by Physician · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. The most common inhaler for an asthmatic is albuterol which is in the class of beta-agonists. Beta agonists speed up the heart rate, they don't slow it down. This is why you do not give beta-blockers (metoprolol, atenolol - for high blood pressure, they also directly slow down the heart) to patients with severe asthma because even though there are brands that are specific to the beta-1 receptor (good for high blood pressure), they can interact with the beta-2 receptor (which constricts your bronchioles when blocked and dilates it (good) when agonizing it) and block it, instead of agonizing it, thus worsening asthma.

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    6. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by Richard+Frost · · Score: 1

      ps- If he got waxed by Olympic-caliber sprinters with the 'hot' limbs, that doesn't really change anything. It may be that he's not that good, but let him in and surely some runner will say they should be allowed to wear a prosthesis. And another. Chaos. Pure chaos.

      You're telling me. I hear that at the end of the Olympic events they don't even give them cake.

    7. Re:This isn't, sadly, unfair... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I think they should return to original intent and force the athletes to participate in the nude. THEN the Olympics would be interesting.

      Hell, Marion Jones lives not to far from me. I'd show up just to watch her practice.

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  48. Better study needed by nrlightfoot · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What they really need to do is time someone, cut off their legs, and them give them prosthetics's. That would prove once and for all that they aren't an advantage. Missing 30% of your leg muscle more than makes up for a 30% mechanical advantage.

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  49. Re:And that logic is also asinine by snl2587 · · Score: 1

    Ok, then, the Olympics can have a race for amputees and a race for non-amputees. He can compete in the former.

    I really don't understand why this is an argument given the science behind the ruling. If he used the exact same amount of energy running with the prosthetics as a regular runner and the exact same speeds or slower could be a achieved (admittedly this would be hard to test), then sure, he should have the same shot as non-amputees. But the numbers are different. So, out of fairness to the competitors, he can't.

  50. "A similar prosthesis... for non-amputees" by mcg1969 · · Score: 1

    There are such devices that provide a similar energy storage/release benefit.

    http://www.powerskip.de/photogallery.html
    http://www.poweriser.cn/pictures.asp

    As you can see, they are designed for entertainment; but it is entirely conceivable that they could be tuned to improve running speed.

  51. A pure measure of man by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    People are not allowed to use technical assistance in competitions. You wouldn't let someone run the 100 meters with shoes Back to naked Olympics it is!

    The third world will be happy to hear about this, but winter Olympic participation might see some shrinkage.
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    1. Re:A pure measure of man by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      winter Olympic participation might see some shrinkage.

      Winter Olympic athlets sure as hell would see some shrinkage in certain areas!

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  52. I was also banned from the Olympics by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    I intended to enter the marathon but for some reason they didn't consider a motorbike to be a suitable prosthetic. It's an outrage I say!

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    1. Re:I was also banned from the Olympics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I intended to enter the marathon but for some reason they didn't consider a motorbike to be a suitable prosthetic. It's an outrage I say! I always thought you were banned because your natural rotundness gave you an unfair advantange (seeing how circular objects have less friction and are more airo-dynamic than your average slimlined racer).
  53. The Problem with Sports by AnonymousCactus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm a distance runner. I love to run and I'm pretty fast. I also like to compete. The problem comes when you start having to decide what "fair" means. Is it fair for this guy not to be able to compete? Is it fair to give him an advantage in one aspect of biomechanics since he's at a disadvantage in others?

    Sports in many ways are doomed. Nothing's fair - environmental and genetic factors outside of one's control determine so much. For me, I run because it makes me feel good. I compete as a means to beating my own previous best. It's a romantic thought that sports are somehow fair and that winning comes solely from dedication and drive, but it's far from reality.

    I have no idea if this guy should be allowed to compete. It doesn't sound like he's fast enough to change the final placings. In the end, the most important aspect of him trying to race is that his case will help decide the fate of a number of other runners with different, but similar, stories. I, for one, just hope he keeps competing for himself and doesn't let this rejection sour him on running altogether. In the end, everyone gets slow...I like to think I'll enjoy competing in some sort of sports for the rest of my life.

  54. Separate divisions? by zunger · · Score: 1

    I've got to start by saying that it's pretty damned cool that prosthetics have advanced to the point where they could be considered an unfair advantage over unmodified humans.

    But I can see why he isn't being allowed to compete in this event - it's not a fair comparison of skill and training. Perhaps it would make better sense to open a new division of the race for (for lack of a better term) "modified human" competitors. Define some fairly broad range of prostheses that are allowed in this division, and have a competition there. And then watch over the years until the day that the world record in that division beats the world record in the unmodified division; it sounds like one hell of a challenge, both for the athletes and for the engineers trying to design their prostheses. Not to mention that such a competitive division would likely have significant fringe benefits for people living with prosthetic limbs who aren't also Olympic athletes...

    1. Re:Separate divisions? by belg4mit · · Score: 1
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  55. I would think so. by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know of any downside to lopping your legs off below the knee and "installing" a pair of these?

    It's hard to write a response to a comment like this. On the one hand, it _seems_ that most people would generally rather prefer to use their original equipment, rather than replacing it. The advantages of their natural legs are many: you're probably used to using them; less likelihood of infection; no phantom-limb problems; fewer strange looks in public; less maintenance beyond what's standard for the rest of your body; and I'm sure there are others. Wiggling your toes.

    You can of course point to situations where most of these "advantages" of natural legs can be mitigated without necessarily losing the limb. Some people are more infection-prone to begin with; some people probably get strange looks. Anecdotally, my mother had a leg-stretching device (an Ilizarov device) on her leg for what seemed to me (and I'm sure to her as well) to be a very long time, and she had many of those problems listed above. However, given the choice between fixing her own leg or having it removed and replaced with one of these, I'm positive she would go with the former, even knowing as she does now what it would entail.

    Besides that, given that a person has healthy legs to start with, no ethical doctor would remove them just so they could be replaced. And I'm sure people with unhealthy legs or feet would look forward to the day they could have their healthy legs back again, rather than anticipating the day they could replace them with something better. I'm sure, though, that there probably are people who are excited about the potential to adopt developments like these, but I would expect those would be people who are afflicted with congenital conditions or who are otherwise unable to have completely functional "normal" legs. By and large, most of us are probably better off with what we have now.

  56. Prosthetic genitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about I replace my penis with a mechanical vibrator? I bet I can get laid more that way.

    1. Re:Prosthetic genitals by strider2k · · Score: 1

      Ummm....no

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  57. Carbon Footprint by stu_coates · · Score: 3, Funny

    He's really been banned because his carbon footprint is too large! ;-)

    Unfortunate ad placement.

  58. "any technical device" by (nil) · · Score: 1

    TFA says that they can't use: "any technical device that incorporates springs, wheels or any other element that provides the user with an advantage over another athlete not using such a device."

    So, ban shoes, then.

  59. Certainly better than mine by Rix · · Score: 1

    So he should be barred from competing, so it's fair to me.

  60. How long 'til... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    How long until this isn't spectacular anymore? Technology becomes more and more powerful every day, we'll soon see artificial "aids" that surpass the original in performance. It will most likely not endure the perpetual stress of the 70something years that our original parts can perform, but they will make us faster, better, stronger than our body is.

    When you allow those "artificial" parts to become part of the olympic culture, you'll soon see the olympics becoming the tests of the various nations' ability to crank out "better" replacement limbs, organs and other body parts, with the athlet merely being some sort of "pilot" in that artificial body.

    Believe me, athlets and even more some countries are insane when it comes to olympic gold. They would do it in pursuit of that shiny medal. Personally, I'm all for some olympic games for "mechanized" people (and I'm fairly sure we'll soon see them outmatch the "all human" athlets by magnitudes), but leave the olympics alone.

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  61. seperate divisions?? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    this gets dicey.

    do you have double amputee and single amputee divisions?

    what if one team can afford better prosthetics?

    then it becomes more of a formula one competition, doesn't it? or will it become more like tour de france?

    or, what if one runner has more shin on a leg, so the prosthetic is less efficient than the other runner? are there divisions for types of prosthetics?

    yikes.

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  62. You're still wrong... by hung_himself · · Score: 1

    Whether or not the factual basis is correct in the argument is of little or no consequence. The fact that you *had* to tell her immediately that she was "wrong" shows that you are WRONG(TM) in the larger sense of putting your male ego ahead of her feelings. By "always having to be right" (who knew that a slashdotter would be like this?), you stifle honest discourse which is not just about the dissemination of cold facts but about the spiritual process of trust-building and sharing emotions.

    Don't worry, there'll be plenty of time for you to get schooled about this after you get married...

    1. Re:You're still wrong... by jskuby · · Score: 1

      I [i]LOVE[/i] the way you twisted my comment from it's original form to fit what in your mind is a highly educated retort. If you had read my comment with a little less scrutiny (who knew that a slashdotter would be like this also?), you would have picked up the fact that I was admitting I am [b]WRONG(TM)[/b] all of the time. Apparently "In communist Russia..." and "...Profit!" comments are funny, but when someone cracks a joke about the age-old battle of the sexes, it gets people's panties in a bunch. Lesson learned.

    2. Re:You're still wrong... by hung_himself · · Score: 1

      "You must be new here" also gets cheap laughs...

      Irony, however, people are never quite sure of...

  63. Alright by Rix · · Score: 1

    We'll also include in that list machine grown food, air travel to the games site, physiotherapy...

  64. Don't put words in my mouth by Rix · · Score: 1

    I'm perfectly fine with people replacing their legs to compete.

    1. Re:Don't put words in my mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK then. So you fail to understand what the olympics is.

    2. Re:Don't put words in my mouth by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      No, he completely understands what the Olympics is. He might not understand what the Olympics is intended to be.

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  65. dampers? by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    I'm kinda intrigued, could he not of just had dampers fitted that would increase the effort needed to match his less well equipped rivals?

    of course, the whole thing reminds of when recumbent cycles were banned because they were too much of an advantage.

  66. Guy tries to cheat with bionic legs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, this guy tries to cheat with bionic legs and freaky springs, instead of drugs, hoping he can get away with such cheating by raising the spectre of his disability. He gets ruled against, and what does he do? The honorable thing and admit he was cheating? No, he does the sleazy thing, and appeals. Booo!

    I hate how athletes have become sleazy and so disreputable as to cheat and commit sleazy behavior; they are terrible role models.

  67. Time to sign up at the Enrichment Center by Thuktun · · Score: 1

    Wonder how well he can handle an Aperture Laboratories portal gun?

  68. Unfair advantages by crosstax · · Score: 1

    You know there may not be a clear answer to this question, but here are a few thoughts.

    If I'm someone from a third world country who can not afford to consume as many calories to develop my muscle tone like people in first world nations, then do they have an 'unfair advantage' over me?

    How about if my genetic disposition to putting on muscle tone is greater than the next person's.. can we not call this an 'unfair advange'?

    Since his prosthetics' efficiency is compared to an average (vs population or athletes), it would just be an issue of tuning them down to the best runner's efficiency. Then it could be thought of as 'fair', couldn't it?

    The line gets blurrier the more information you take into consideration. Some might say that the whole idea of human beings competing against each other is the problem, but the counter-argument that everyone benefits from competition is valid based on results. The #2, #3 etc.. place runners drive themselves harder to try to win which benefits them by achieving better results, developing themselves further, etc..

    I guess my comment only raises more questions, but where to draw the line on 'unfair advantages' is fuzzy at best.

  69. Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) by jmcharry · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this put the US Olympic Committee in violation of the ADA?

  70. It should be noted. by Fifth+Earth · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind, though he is very, very fast, even if the new rules were not passed, he still wouldn't be in the Olympics. Why? Because he can't qualify. His fastest times to date are still slower than the minimum qualifying times for the Olympics. Oh well. His career is still young, I bet he has room for improvement.

  71. Ghost in the Shell parallel? by NimbleSquirrel · · Score: 1

    This really reminds me of an episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex where Batou (a cyborg) talks about how, as prosthetics advanced beyond human capabilities, the Paralympics became a showcase for prosthetic and cybernetic manufacturers. As a result, the Paralympics became more mainstream and the Olympics, where they insisted on remaining unaltered, became a decorative event that merely served tradition.

  72. Harrison Bergeron anyone? by slew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Speaking of deliberatly handicaping people
    Just wait for those 211th, 212th, and 213th amendments to the constitution and the US Handicapper General...

    1. Re:Harrison Bergeron anyone? by solafide · · Score: 4, Informative
  73. Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by x0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've read nearly all of the comments thus far, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed in the general lack of clue. I have had a prosthetic right leg for going on 13 years now. This is my third model.

    The first was pretty much carbon-fibre, carbon-carbon, and titanium. The foot provided a bit of energy return to simulate the toe-push on pronation, but was not like the real thing.

    The second foot added an articulated ankle which aided on uneven terrain, but was still not very lifelike.

    The third has similar foot to the first, but added a shock-absorber and a vacuum system. Although this leg has some of the best of the current technology, at the end of the day, it sucks. [1]

    Understand that I can walk pretty well. Most days, or when I'm not tired from walking all day long, my gait is indistinguishable from other folks. However, even though my 'foot' does provide *some* energy return, it in no way approaches the muscular push-off normal toes provide when walking. (I expect most folks don't even know or feel that they do this any longer.) Of course, I don't have one of the sprinter foots this runner will use in competition. They are specific to that function and just wouldn't work as daily 'footwear'.

    All of that is immaterial. His feet don't 'give him way more energy' than a naturally footed sprinter. They can't. The only energy they store is that which is put there by the runner. I haven't studied his running style, but I expect that he has modified his style to maximize the energy put into the foot, and that the foot unloads the energy back into his lower leg on rolling off of the toe. Now, this is unnatural and required a great deal of training before he mastered it well enough to beat footed sprinters. I call bullshit on the IAAF.

    That energy is not 'free'. He's had to train to get more fit than footed runners because his gait will not be a natural bone/muscle gait.

    Oh, yeah, aerodynamics my ass...

    [1] Compared to a real foot.

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    1. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting point, and I'm sure he has trained just as hard as sprinters who have their natural limbs. I'm sure he's a very good athlete by any measure, and I doubt I could do as well if faced with similar challenges. However, the main question is not whether or not he trained hard; the main question is whether or not the prosthetics he's using confer an unfair advantage, and there appears to be a strong enough case (note: it doesn't have to be air-tight, just strong enough) that they do. Indeed, the way competitions are judged, there would probably have to be an air-tight case that they *don't* confer an advantage, and that would be difficult to establish.

      Another question (the above is the main one, but not the only one) that also has to be taken into account is that even if the prosthetics are found to give less advantage than the IAAF believes, or even if they are found to give none at all, that's only for the current state of the art. In other words, there's a great big "YET" attached to all this. For all the great recent advances in prosthetics, that is still a science in its infancy. 10 years from now, we may see prosthetics that no sprinter with natural limbs can beat. If they allow it now, then there's a precedent that *some* prosthetics are acceptable, even if they may give some level of advantage over natural limbs. Once that precedent is established, they will be faced thereafter with having to decide which prosthetics are acceptable and which are not, or with someday revoking it, precedent or not.

      Additionally, as prosthetics improve to the point where there is no question as to whether they confer an advantage, because the advantage becomes so large it is no longer debatable, there will be demands from athletes with natural limbs to also use them. At that point, they will have to rule that either everyone can, or again, revoke all precedent and say that no one can. There would be a firestorm of protest if they told athletes who had previously been allowed to use prosthetics that "Sorry, you can't do that anymore." And probably a lawsuit to overturn the decision.

      Taking all of these things together, I believe the correct decision on prosthetics for any sport where prosthetics may either now or in the future confer an advantage over athletes not using prosthetics, that prosthetics not be allowed. (Sorry, shooters, no bionic eyes.)

      Viewed another way, prosthetics that increase performance - whether or not they can yet do so, or do in this specific case - would be no different essentially from performance-enhancing drugs. If it's OK to us a prosthetic that confers a physical advantage, then it's also OK to use steroids. Or it not one, then not the other, either.

      I realize this may not be easy to accept for athletes who have lost limbs or were born without them, and it's certainly not going to give anyone a warm fuzzy to have tell a person with no legs "Sorry, you can't participate in this event," but sometimes the fair thing doesn't give warm fuzzies.

    2. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by multiplexo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thank you for posting that. I've been an amputee for five years now (today is the fifth anniversary of the motorcycle accident that cost me my left leg below the knee). I have a kick ass foot now, the third one that I've had and I joke that this is the second best leg I've ever had, but it's nowhere near as good as the best one I've ever had, which is to say the one that I was born with.

      Oscar Pistorius does not have an unfair advantage because of his prosthetics, that's sheer bullshit, he doesn't have any muscles below his knees to help him run and regardless of how good the technology is it does not make up for the fact that the best that his prosthetics can do is passively return energy. Any ignorant two-legged fuckers out there who need an example of this? OK, stand on your toes. You have enough muscle below your knees (unless you're some disgusting fat bastard) to support your entire body weight and lift it up over and over and over again throughout the day as you walk or if you run. Oscar Pistorius doesn't have those muscles. Need another example? Walk up a flight of stairs without flexing your feet. Keep the soles of your feet flat and use nothing but your knees and hip muscles to lift your legs up. Notice how quickly you get tired? Yeah, those calf muscles are pretty fucking sweet aren't they, so's an ankle. Despite what /. reading morons and the tards at the IOC might think these are not bionics. Using them takes a lot of energy and a lot of will power and while progress has been made they're nowhere near as good as the real thing, if they were then making the decision to have your leg cut off would be a lot fucking easier than it is.

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    3. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It is well known that running isn't the most efficient form of applying the body's force. From what I gather from your post:

      1) Prostethics are in constant development and may easily become more efficient for a specialized competition
      2) He's not really doing traditional running but rather a style that's unavailable to normal humans

      Both of them seem to be fairly clear reasons why opening the door for this would be bad. I'm sorry but it's fairly easy to construct a different sport (rollerskating, skating, skiing, biking, racewalking) that all depends on natural force but yet isn't running - many of these are faster than running. This is closer but still not running like a natural human and so they just don't compare. Don't get me wrong he may be a better athlete but just like comparing a biker and runner on identical terms isn't possible I don't think it's possible here either.

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    4. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by abigsmurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "All of that is immaterial. His feet don't 'give him way more energy' than a naturally footed sprinter. They can't. The only energy they store is that which is put there by the runner. I haven't studied his running style, but I expect that he has modified his style to maximize the energy put into the foot, and that the foot unloads the energy back into his lower leg on rolling off of the toe. Now, this is unnatural and required a great deal of training before he mastered it well enough to beat footed sprinters. I call bullshit on the IAAF."

      When a regular foot hits the floor when running, almost all the energy is lost when it impacts the floor. There is almost no elasticity in the lower leg. This means when making the next stride, almost all the energy needed to maintain speed comes from muscles.

      When this carbon limb hits the ground, it flexes, storing some of the force rather than transferring it to the ground. When the next stride is made the carbon limb will want to relieve it's tension and will provide a force that will assist the muscles

    5. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I've read nearly all of the comments thus far, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed in the general lack of clue.

      And then you continue the trend.
       
       

      . I have had a prosthetic right leg for going on 13 years now.
      So what? He's a double amputee who has had prosthetic legs since a very young age. His legs are specially designed for racing - I bet your aren't. Comparing his legs to your leg is comparing apples to oranges.
    6. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      When you wear racing legs like Pistorius, then you can give us a lecture.

    7. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by x0 · · Score: 1

      That whooshing noise is the point flying above your head...

      The energy stored in the carbon-carbon spring is to replace the energy *supplied by the muscles in your thigh, calf, and foot*. You have two feet (presumably) and muscles. You don't need stored energy from mechanics because you have renewable, on-demand, energy. Leg prosthetics aren't currently self powered, so the stored energy in the 'spring' attempts to bridge the gap. For current daily wear prostehtics, the energy returned is about 50-80% of what would have been provided by a natural leg. Even if the sprinter's prosthesis returned 100% efficiency, it isn't adding any additional power to the forward stride, only what was input by the athlete.

      The legs worn by athletes may *seem* to give a boost, but if that were true, the sprinter would be bounding down the track like a long-jumper. All of the energy to get the sprinter down the track is coming from muscles and/or body mass. In this case, some of that energy is stored, and that energy is then released on pronation, but it isn't supplemental power. If the leg were totally inert, a peg leg, the sprinter could get down the track, but all of the energy expended would be lost on impact, so there would be no rhythym, no chance for any speed.

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    8. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      His feet don't 'give him way more energy' than a naturally footed sprinter. They can't. The only energy they store is that which is put there by the runner.
      No one here is disputing the first law of thermodynamics. What the article is saying is that the foot allow him to store and release energy more efficiently than a normal calf and ankle would. When a naturally footed sprinter runs some of that energy is probably lost due to the ability for natural feet and ankles to do things like maintain balance and climb stairs. The prosteic feet are designed to do one thing really well, namely run forward. I'm not an expert but this makes sense to me, since your thighs are much stronger than your calf muscles.

      I would have no objection as long as he had to keep his running limbs on at all times just like a naturally footed person does.
    9. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by BagMan2 · · Score: 1

      I suppose you wouldn't have a problem with an able-bodied man outfitting himself with a spring-system on their feet either then, right? It takes skill to learn how to run with those things on after all... I've seen some people where things on their feet that allow them to run around hopping 10ft high...I suppose if the guy wearing such a thing were handicapped, we should allow him to compete in the high jump as well?

      Bottom line, those springy artifical legs who uses are no different than the stuff I talk about above. Where do you draw the line? If you let him compete, then surely some handicapped guy will come along and fit him with something even more insane. It's simply not fair...the IAAF did the right thing.

    10. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by SuSEboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey x0, you're an ass. The only energy you get from a bicycle is what you put into it, so why don't we let bicyclists race against runners? The same goes with those spring-legs.

    11. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by rhakka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      it's not about boost or power, it's about energy conservation. yes, those of us with two good legs of "on demand energy". But we have to expend that energy to use it. This fellow gets FREE energy, even if it's less energy than I am expending, he's not burning calories to get it or tiring his lower calf muscles.

      In a 100M dash, that might be irrelevant. In a 400m dash such as the one this fellow raced in, or even longer, energy conservation plays a big role in how much energy you have to "push" at the end of a race. That is why he is deemed to have an advantage.

      That's debatable, and your input is really awesome (and varied knowledge like this is why I love slashdot), but I think you missed the reason for the determination here. No one was insinuating this guy was wearing legs that would let him leap tall buildings or anything, or run hyper fast. Just that he would have more energy at the end of the race than a fully legged competitor.

    12. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1
      It has always been my understanding that all sprinters train intensively to maximize the energy they get back from the foot during a race. I seem to recall seeing a "the technology behind the sport" where runners of all sorts were having their training regimes designed and studied by an impressive array of scientific talent. One scene comes to mind in particular, a sprint runner being filmed by a high speed camera and having his motions translated into stick figure models in a computer. From there, the experts were studying every aspect of his motion, looking to achieve the highest energy returns and economy of motion. The study was so focused that there was some mention of changing his wrist angle so as to shave a tiny amount of time off his launch.


        I would expect that this gentleman has spent an equal amount of time working on his admittedly specialized gait in order to maximize the efficiency of his prosthesis. On that score alone he is at best the equal of any of the other runners out there and arguably at a slight handicap because his specialized gait is not as "natural" for the human body as what the other runners would be using and hence, presumably not as efficient.


        However, my take on the article is that the real issue is the prosthesis he wants to use to compete with. It apparently is a more efficient device for storing and returning energy to the runner than the human foot is capable of, even under ideal conditions. Thus, it does give him a material advantage over the other athletes. The key question(s) in my mind is, does it return more energy then the combination of human foot and engineered, custom made and very high tech shoes that some of the competitors will undoubtedly be wearing? Does it give more advantage over that foot/shoe combination then that shoe/foot combination has over the lessor shoes the feet from poorer nations will be wearing? (note that any advantage a high tech sprint shoe would be fairly minimal compared to a standard pair of leather and round spiked sprint shoes.)


        In short, all else being equal, would the technology give him enough edge to be an unfair advantage over a runner from say Sierra Leone? The IAAF seems to think it would.
        As others have pointed out(even those who confuse the IAAF with the IOC), the committee has had to rule on a variety of mechanical aids, ranging from poles to sleds to swimsuits. Even the gas mixture used in bicycle tires is subject to approval. In every case that I am aware of where the committee approved some new artifact to be used in official competition, it was either something shown to be readily available to all competitors well in advance or was believed to have no significant advantage over what other athletes already had access to.*


        Shamelessly ripping off Piers Anthony's concept of sport falling into a grid of 1. Physical 2. Mental 3. Chance 4. Arts and A)Naked, B)Tool C)Machine and D) Animal, sprinting is supposed to come under 1A Physical, Naked. One could argue that a prosthesis which gives a significant advantage changes the game to 1B.
        As others have suggested, I think this guy needs to come back with a different prosthesis design, one whose mechanical performance is as close to an ideal human foot as possible.

      *There are a few sports where it has always been a contest of man and machine vs other men and their machines. Velodrome racing (1C)is one example of that. There has always been more leeway about the technological edge any athlete or team has over the others.

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    13. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by dch24 · · Score: 1

      I don't have any amputations to give me credibility. But have you tried the experiments proposed by the GPP? I think he's being completely fair about it (but am I being fair?) so he just changed my mind. I understand the complex dilemma discussed in several posts above this, but the engineering argument is simply correct: a double-knee-amputee has lost a lot of chemical-to-mechanical converters (a.k.a. muscles) and is thus at a big disadvantage.

      A more interesting discussion would be the genetically modified mouse posted here a while back who had a vastly improved aerobic system so he could run on a treadmill for 3 hours. That kind of modification could enable a runner to actually use the power in their legs. But for a 100-m dash, there's enough ATP stored in the muscles to get pretty good use out of them. The fact that Oscar Pistorius is a world-class sprinter indicates that he's something special. He's not a world-class distance runner. He's missing a large chunk of power and still competes well.

      Be scientific about it. Compute the wattage of your calves. Or try walking up stairs keeping your heels on the steps. That's all.

    14. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm sorry, but as a double amputee who has actually studied sports physiology, I can say you're just wrong.

      That whooshing sound you hear is physics flying past your head.

      Athletes do not have "on-demand", "renewable energy". It's a limited resource. It's runs out as lactic acid builds up in their system. THAT's the big issue with these prosthetics.

      Yes, they do not return as much energy as the calf & thigh muscles of a two-legged athlete...but the energy they do return is basically free. A two-legged athlete has to expend energy to get the same "bounce" provided by these prosthetics.

      Yes, it means he has to run using a quite awkward gait. Yes, it is unlikely that he would be able to win with this technology. That's not the point.

      It provides an advantage that two legged athletes do NOT have. The IAAF was right on the money here.

    15. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by eh2o · · Score: 1

      Wattage isn't everything. This prothesis is effectively a spring -- so it conserves energy (except for a small loss through heat). It is also lighter than a normal leg, so less energy is required to move it, and it has lower wind resistance. If it is longer than his "normal" leg, then it is also a mechanical advantage.

      In order to be "fair", all of those advantageous factors have to be balanced out perfectly to account for the loss of power in the lower leg. The experiments proposed won't tell us this.

      The prothesis is remarkably similar to power stilts (try a YouTube search for more) -- wearing these people can run much faster than normal and easily jump > 5 feet in the air.

    16. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      All of that is immaterial. His feet don't 'give him way more energy' than a naturally footed sprinter. They can't. The only energy they store is that which is put there by the runner. I haven't studied his running style, but I expect that he has modified his style to maximize the energy put into the foot, and that the foot unloads the energy back into his lower leg on rolling off of the toe. Now, this is unnatural and required a great deal of training before he mastered it well enough to beat footed sprinters. I call bullshit on the IAAF. Yeah, but couldn't you also make the same case for a bicycle? The person on the bicyvle is expending the same energy as a runner could, except that his energy is being more eficiently used through the benefits of better equipment.

      I'm not going to repeat the same point others have made, but I just wanted to throw the "expand to an extreme case scenario" that I usually use to make a point to myself.
    17. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by thorkyl · · Score: 1

      I can see both sides of this.

      I feel he should be allowed to compete, after all he is an athlete.
      On the other hand he is running on what can best be described as pogo sticks
      so there may be a minor advantage. That is what the IAAF is saying. He has an advantage.
      And that the advantage is just enough to not allow him to compete. Again it's just enough.

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    18. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by x0 · · Score: 1

      I think we're at the point of comparing vastly different types of work. While you do make the point that you are comparing an extreme, I would say that this would be the leg prosthetic (rough) equivalent of the mechanical advantage a bicycle provides.

      Logically, the bicycle provides a mechanical advantage. You trade an increased rate or motion (pedaling) for short gearing uphill, or more muscle input for taller gearing (more speed) on level terrain. Both of which take advantage of levers (pedals) and gearing to optimize your work over time for a particular workload. In addition, the whole character of your motion is modified to remove the work put into moving your body in the vertical plane a runner contends with.

      My argument is this: The current state of un-powered prostetics are not augments to human musculature.

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    19. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it was your leg that was amputated and not your head you freaking moron? He got your point. You clearly aren't getting his. Learn to read genius.

    20. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by vortigern00 · · Score: 1

      I read X0's comments a bit differently, I believe. X0 is making the argument that even with his very advanced prosthetic leg, it's HARDER to move than it would be with a natural limb. And he is extending that to make a very well-informed conjecture that the running limb replacements at issue are also not all they are cracked up to be.

      Given that the physics of running is extremely complex (I am a physicist), I would lean towards the attitude that X0's human brain is much better at estimating the effort required to run using a prosthetic limb than we can be by making some very simple assumptions about how much energy is stored where.

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    21. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, I get the gist of what he was saying (which is why I acknowledged that the final decision of the governing body is still debatable). But his argument was not really addressing the gist of the results of the study.

    22. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Be scientific about it.

      The first step in being scientific is comparing apples to apples. The grandparent is comparing cosmetic prothstetics to specially designed and engineered racing prothstetics.
       
       

      The fact that Oscar Pistorius is a world-class sprinter indicates that he's something special. He's not a world-class distance runner. He's missing a large chunk of power and still competes well.

      Somebody scientific would view evidence (like Pistorious's performance) that did not fit the theory (double knee amputees should not perform so well) as evidence that just possibly something is wrong with the theory.
    23. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      I would lean towards the attitude that X0's human brain is much better at estimating the effort required to run using a prosthetic limb than we can be by making some very simple assumptions about how much energy is stored where. First, the indications are that testing was done to determine the efficiency of his prosthetics (which were specifically designed for running, not general use).
      Second, the casual observation of superficial data by inadequately educated observers led many to believe that the sun revolved around the earth, and that the earth was flat.
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    24. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by drew · · Score: 1
      There was an article in Wired a while back about this guy that went over his stride and how it differs from a traditional runner. Both his running style and his muscular structure are substantially different than a typical sprinter. If I remember correctly, his amputation was the result of a congenital condition - he was born missing one of the bones in his lower legs, so it's fairly likely that he's never had a "regular" stride. Although they seem to contradict each other, both multiplexo and abigsmurf are mostly correct. For a typical sprinter, all of the downward momentum of their foot hitting the ground is essentially wasted. This is compensated for by two things - first, runners have very strong calf muscles that they use to push off at the beginning of a stride, and second, a stride that attempts to minimize the amount of downward energy that is lost. As you and multiplexo pointed out, Oscar can't use his calf muscles to push off, so he has to put that energy there in the beginning of his stride. Compared to a typical sprinter, he has significantly stronger thigh muscles, and his stride is designed to put as much downward force as possible into the blades in order to get a strong push off. At the end of the stride, because his carbon fiber (?) feet are so good at returning the energy put into them into his stride, the end result is that more of the muscle energy expended has been converted into forward motion, even though the breakdown of how much energy comes from different muscles is different.

      I guess where it gets tricky is in trying to figure out what "fair" actually means. In Oscar's case, the amount of energy returned by his feet is limited by the materials technology that went into making, and not by his running form. His ability to run fast is the product of the amount of energy he can put into his prosthetics (primarily thigh strength) and his ability to direct that energy into forward motion (stride) as opposed to bouncing up and down on the track like a giant human pogo stick. A traditional sprinter's speed also comes from the amount of energy his leg muscles can produce, although it is spread throughout the whole leg. But in addition to trying to maximize the amount of energy that is transferred into forward motion, they also have to minimize the amount that is lost in hitting the ground. In short, every runner has to worry about 3 things (and yes, I realize that I may not be using all these terms according to their strict definitions):
      • maximize power generated
      • minimize power dissipated through impact
      • maximize forward momentum generated from remaining power
      For most people, all three of those are ultimately limited by their training and natural talent. In this case, however, the second factor is only limited by technology and the amount of money he is willing to spend. So I'm not even sure that it's just a matter of saying that X% is acceptable, but no higher, because that amount is going to vary from one athlete to another anyway.

      For what it's worth, the article quoted Oscar's trainer as saying "If they think it's such an advantage, why aren't they lining up for the same surgery?" and I tend to agree with him. But I think there is a valid point to the IOC's decision, even if I don't entirely agree with it. By the way, this is all half remembered from a magazine article I probably read six months ago, so I may have made some mistakes. If in doubt, feel free to look it up...
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    25. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Have you seen his prostheses in action? I expect yours is designed to be unobtrusive and to look and work as much as possible like a natural leg.

      This guy's "foot" is a giant carbon fibre spring. It is designed specifically for sprinting and short to mid distance running, nothing else. When he runs he looks kind of like a cross between a jack rabbit and funky pogo stick.

      You don't get free energy from a bicycle either but you can sure go faster on one.

    26. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by brucemcdon · · Score: 1

      An article in the NY Times includes this diagram indicating that the advantage was given by, first of all, making him taller than he would have been and lengthening his stride. Then, in the push-off, advantage goes to the runner without prosthetics, who has the use of calf and ankle muscles. Then in the mid-stance phase (5 in the graphic), the hips of the runner with prosthetic are required to generate almost twice the energy of the "able-bodied" runner. Then in the next phase the energy return from the carbon foot is "only 80%."

      The IAAF ruling was based on the mechanical advantage of the ankle alone, a 30% mechanical advantage on that part, without putting the other offsetting disadvantages into the equation. If that aspect can be measured with such precision, how about the other parts of what it takes to run a race of a certain length? Every bit of it should be subject to measurement in terms of calories expended or some pertinent factor. I'm not suggesting it would be a simple calculation, but we should be able to figure these things out. It might get a little tricky with an above-knee amputee, deciding whether to allow computer-controlled knees with servos and hydraulic regulators and whatever-all goes into making them work. Where would I draw the line? Wheelchairs.

      A prosthetic should be allowed if it is tuned and certified as energy-neutral.

    27. Re:Liberal use of a clue stick is indicated... by Raenex · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, the article quoted Oscar's trainer as saying "If they think it's such an advantage, why aren't they lining up for the same surgery?" and I tend to agree with him. What a ridiculous argument. If you were an athlete, would you want to "line up" to get your legs chopped off, even if it provided an advantage, for racing only? Those same artificial racing legs wouldn't be so good for other activities.
  74. How does he go to the grocery? by Pinky3 · · Score: 1

    All the other runners use the same legs to run with as they use to go to the grocery store. He doesn't. These are special devices that he uses only for running. It would be fair for him to use three foot long springs as long as all the other runners could use three foot long springs.

  75. No more than Wireless Joe Jackson by caveat · · Score: 1

    Was a blern-hitting MACHINE!

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  76. Two words: insurance fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's something that I would never recommend, counsel, or facilitate, but it does seem to fit your needs.

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  78. All the other runners wear special shoes by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

    All the other runners use the same legs to run with as they use to go to the grocery store. He doesn't. These are special devices that he uses only for running. It would be fair for him to use three foot long springs as long as all the other runners could use three foot long springs.
    Well, all the other runners also wear "special shoes" only for running. They wear "special shorts", "special socks", and "special shirts" also, probably.

    I just don't quite get how they draw the line at this guy's prosthetic legs. Do they have specifications for "permitted shoes"? What if the shoes had some super springy soles and heels, would they be disqualified? At what point do "great shoes" become "illegal shoes"?
    1. Re:All the other runners wear special shoes by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Sure, but each runner has the option of buying said special shoes, shirt, shorts, and so on.

      The other runners don't have the option of replacing their legs with springy reverse-articulated running legs.

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    2. Re:All the other runners wear special shoes by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      The other runners don't have the option of replacing their legs with springy reverse-articulated running legs.
      Well, an impovershed 3rd-world person who happens to be a natural-born runner probably doesn't have the option of buying $200 or so running shoes unless he gets sponsorship of some sort.

      And the "other runners" actually do have the "option of replacing their legs", though it would be an unthinkably severe price to pay for the possibility of winning the race.

      I wonder if the decision was based at least in part on the unthinkable possibility that some runners would choose to "replace their legs", just as some athletes have used various drugs and other enhancing surgeries that also carry potentially serious health consequences. Maybe the idea is that they don't want the possibility of fame and/or fortune to be permitted to coerce runners into doing just such a thing. Personally, I think that the obvious horrendous penalty of such an action (the loss of one's natural limbs) would prevent it from occurring, but there's always the outlying case.
  79. Enhanced Olympics - Specialization is for Insects. by refactored · · Score: 1
    Mod the parent up!

    Of course, the guy in the ferrari will win the sprint, but would really suck at swimming.

    The rules would have to be changed to make the winner the most flexible being. ie. No medals for winning at a sport, but only combinations of sports.

    Oh. And being able to fit yourself and your mods through a standard door....

    This way to the future of the Human Race.

  80. my 2 cents: Everyone Else is Wrong by dosboot · · Score: 1

    The ugly truth is people care about what is normal and what is not normal.

    Imagine a future somewhat like Ghost in the Shell where having an entire artificial body is not uncommon for average everyday people. In such a scenario "completely natural" competitions would only exist as a special category. If we imagine a future in which completely natural bodies are rare (say less than 1% of the population), interest in completely natural competition would be nonexistent.

    I'm not sure if I would ban this guy. But I wouldn't ban artificial hearts if they were better than normal hearts.

  81. How far? by zogger · · Score: 1

    I can see their point. Here's a guy has no feet, so gets mechanical do-dad add-ons. They work quite well, and I am glad technology is able to help the guy and people in similar situations, but he is now modified to an unreasonable competitive advantage compared to plain joe normal runners. How about guys who have no functional lower half of their body? They run wheelchair marathons, and some of those guys are way faster on some courses than the normal runners, so they run completely separate class. I give the guy props for being a good athlete, but I think the officials made a good call there as well. He can still compete, but not in that class of Olympics event. Just like they announced this week they have the new bionic arms now, same guys who built the bionic hand, so let one of those guys participate in world wrist wrestling championships, or let them do the shotput at the olympics? Wouldn't be even close to being fair.

        Now if they want to offer an "unlimited class" Olympics, sure, go for it, who cares, all the drugs, steroids, performance enhancing surgery and implants and attachments and mechanical bolt ons and assorted androidiness you want. Top fuel, anything goes. Probably get better ratings than the "normal" Olympics... imagine "stilt man" with the titanium leg stretcher implants and the high jump, walks up, steps over a ten foot bar, stuff like that.

  82. I think that, if you want to compete with his technical advantage, chopping your own legs off
    and wearing similar prosthetics is a viable option. Maybe a biotechnology or prosthetics
    manufacturer will pay to put logos on your jersey.

    The modern Olympic Games is overrated, anyhow.

  83. Not apple to apple comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the maths is wrong here. He does not have ankles to begin with, which means he is 100% less efficient compared to an able bodied athlete, being 30% more efficient means he is still 70% less efficient. Imagine how much more energy you expand running without legs.

  84. You mean, in favor of the dutch? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Why are clap skates OK, but Spyder suits aren't?

    One of those is a mechanical device whose failure could result in the death of competitors by massive bleeding through high-speed contact with other competitors. The other is a passive part of the costume that doesn't have a mechanism to fail.

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    1. Re:You mean, in favor of the dutch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you slashdot ... this is how you waste my time. Now I have to find out what clap skates and spyder suits are. If I don't, my body with combust. It's a scientific theo^H^H^H^H fact.

  85. I know a guy who sorta took your choice by dafing · · Score: 1
    I made an online friend with a guy through an online game, he started telling me about his life etc. Turns out, he was hit by a drunk driver, who happened to be well off, and the family sued (Americans :P) for some insane amount, "you hit our son with your car, thats 60 million dollars" which they ended up getting a fair amount of coin. He lost the lower half of one leg, below the knee I believe he said, and for that, they managed to get over half a million american dollars, something like $600K lets say, plus hes on all sorts of benefits and the like, so he doesnt ever have to even think of working for his whole life.

    I cant believe that, but its true, according to the guy I met online :) He had one of the top 20 characters on the game, a very popular worldwide game, and said he had an even stronger character he sold to make really good money. He had an LCD tv before they were common, probably has every gadget you could think of. I dont think he ever really touches the money he was awarded from what he told me, so hes making good interest, while living off welfare (so to speak)

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  86. A Youtube video clip of Pistorius vs able men by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1so1ZMgpg2w Those prosthetic legs do have the potential. But, the best thing of the clip is the enthusiastic Italian commentator. :)

  87. A TV show called "Century City" had this by up2ng · · Score: 1

    It was about a baseball player who had "bionic" parts and was told he couldn't play because it was an unfair advantage.

    Sounds aboot the same

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  88. define "unfair advantage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised no one has raised this point. I'm speaking purely as a devil's advocate here, but explain to me how this is any different from a genetic advantage? are NBA players thrown from the game for being "too tall"? certainly many of the larger players fall well outside of the normal human range. I don't see much difference, except that one was a man-made gift, the other a genetic one.
              Let me put it another way. being a world class sprinter takes 2 things . dedication, and genetic predisposition (in my mind. regardless, my point remains). take me for example. I could train 12 hours a day, every day for the next 10 years, but being of the 5'8, broad-shouldered, short-legged eastern european descent that I am, I will never be able to compete with these olympic athletes. it's just not an option. So how does one say that the tall, lanky sprinters of the world, with their natural selection-based superiority, not have an unfair advantage over one such as myself, but a man with ingenuity-based superiority does? As a matter of fact, what about when gene therapy becomes commonplace. What if you can CHOOSE for your child to be born to grown up 6'5 with legs like braided cable. 100% real human, nothing but genes and discipline fuelling him. Any unfair advantage there? seems like awfully murky water to be diving into head-first.

    *removes spooky advocate robe and devil horns*

    I forsee an 'anything goes' league, and an 'au naturale' league at some point in the future. or these sorts of competitions will become moot when physical accomplishment stops being a point of pride because physical traits can be altered on a whim.

    1. Re:define "unfair advantage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the arguement is moot. They arnt natural he wasnt born with springs on his feet. HOWEVER isn't this what the special Olympics are for... loooool

  89. Why are springs not more common? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The legs aren't generally superior though, just superior for this single purpose (sprinting on a solid high-traction surface). It's no surprise at all, he's basically running on springs -- said as much in the report: 91% of the energy that goes into compressing the things on step-down return on step-up, which is vastly better than the 50% or so that a human ankle can do. This makes perfect sense, and to a degree I can understand the decision to disallow him to compete.

    But on the other hand, it's brought to light an old thought of mine, because I've seen those springy "shoes" before: if they are so much more effective, then why don't we see more springs in regular running shoes?
    I mean sure, for competitions there might be strict rules (as for racing bicycles, for instance), but for amateur or non-competition use there should be a huge benefit to incorporating springs. Maybe not as exaggerated as in disabled runners' "feet" (because care and training would be involved), but some form of booster between the shoe and the sole should be possible, as more than a mere kid's toy that is.

    If people are walking, running, skating and biking across town, why not add 'bouncing' to the mix! :-)
    1. Re:Why are springs not more common? by Eivind · · Score: 1

      No reason, and indeed such "shoes" or whatever you want to call them exist. They're not hugely popular, mostly I guess because the risk of injury is fairly high without a lot of practice and training.

  90. Please, read the article. by Fross · · Score: 1

    The IOC worked out from tests that his prosthetic limbs were more efficient at running than regular legs are, which is why he was not allowed to run. He DOES have an unfair advantage because of his prosthetics. The prosthetics are better at running than normal legs are.

    It sickens me that people are trying to spin this as "disabled runner is not allowed to compete in regular olympics". Flat-out disagreeing with the IOC's tests and results on the simple basis of personal opinion doesn't hold much water.

  91. Because our knee parts are non-replaceable by hummassa · · Score: 4, Informative

    (at least for some of them)
    That is the problem: if you put springs on your shoes, you will run faster, but you will bust your knees faster too. This guy apparently has mechanical knees -- which can be easily user-serviced in case of wear and tear. I would like to see someone trying to do a meniscectomy to itself.

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    1. Re:Because our knee parts are non-replaceable by jay42jay · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention if you're running around a corner you're more than likely going to roll your ankle or something. It would only be good for straight running since you get no control. There's a compromise between springiness and firmness that Nike and Asics spend millions of dollars to research and produce different shoes with varying cushioning and bounce. I'm sure their researchers have looked into it already.

  92. Another option - the middle ground. by niktemadur · · Score: 1

    If the Olympic Committee won't allow Pistorius to enter formal competition, a PR coup would be to have him participate in exhibition mode, with all fanfare and limelight.
    Even if his race results are not made official, on the publicity front, this has all the tug-at-the-heartstrings elements of that classic story, "human spirit triumphs against all odds", you know the drill.

    In fact, Pistorius should carry his country's flag during the opening ceremonies of the regular Olympics. He has all the makings of the first Paralympics superstar, where he'll surely obliterate all competition, in turn creating excitement and greatly increasing public awareness of this often overlooked event.

    What's not to like? It's a win-win situation.

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    1. Re:Another option - the middle ground. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      He's already competed in the paralympics. Gold and a bronze I believe. He's also competed against Olympic class sprinters and gotten his butt kicked.

  93. Running gag by bobdotorg · · Score: 1

    At first they told him he could race, but they were just pulling his leg.

    He was kicking himself. Went to appeal to his congressman. Got the runaround. Couldn't even get his foot in the door. Had his legs completely cut out from under him. What a heel. Felt the agony of defeat. He didn't tiptoe around that. He would have played the race card, but he didn't have a leg to stand on.

    Eventually he just took it in stride.

    These are some lame jokes.

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    1. Re:Running gag by jwo7777777 · · Score: 1

      Turns out that owning prosthetic legs does have its own Achilles' heel...

  94. come on now... by maryjanecapri · · Score: 1

    this is sad. an unfair advantage? come on. let the guy run. i'm sure their are disadvantages as well. but the advantages to the human spirit this would bring are countless.

    Olympic committee = heartless.

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  95. Cyborgs finally? by Nephrite · · Score: 1

    So, classical sci-fi cyborgs become a reality. I mean, yeah, we had implants and prosthetics for some time now, but those people was considered disabled. And this is the first time I hear about prosthetics being better than the real thing. I'm already waiting for Johnny Mnemonic and Motoko Kusanagi to appear.

  96. They already have that event by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
    The rules would have to be changed to make the winner the most flexible being. ie. No medals for winning at a sport, but only combinations of sports.

    Events, plural, actually. Try:

    Decathalon - mens sport with 10 events: 100 m, long jump, shot put, high jump, 400 m, 110 m hurdles, discus, pole vault, javelin throw, 1500 m

    Heptathalon - womens outdoor sport with 7 events: 100 m hurdles, high jump, shot put, 200 m, long jump, javelin, 800 m

    Heptathalon (again) - mens indoor version with 7 events: 60 m, long jump, shot put, high jump, 60 m hurdles, pole vault, 1000 m

    Pentathalon - ancient mens sport with 5 events: long jump, discus, javelin, a sprint, wrestling

    Modern Pentathalon - mens sport with 5 events: épée, pistol, 200 m freestyle swimming, horseback show jumping, cross-country run

    So which of those is your pick for the right way to judge the ability of an enhanced athlete? (I love modern pentathalon.) Or would you come up with a new collection of events and give it a new name?

    Interesting topic, this.

  97. Wayback machine at the ready by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
    When asthmatics started competing well in Biathalon, other competitors started coming down with asthma, and taking beta blockers to reduce attacks. And also slow the heart rate to improve shooting accuracy.

    You're going way back. The last time I was involved in Olympic sports administration was the late 80s and by then shooters had already gone past crude beta blockers and on to more sophisticated and less detectable drugs. So when did the biathlon community catch on to this?

    1. Re:Wayback machine at the ready by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      In 1992, the IOC banned all beta-andrenergics. The NCAA classfied Clenbuterol as an 'anabolic sterioid' in 1993, but permits Albuterol so far as I know.

      Not that far back.

      Looking back into my notes, Albuterol must have been used for the muscle relaxing effect, or to overcome the exercise induced bronchospasm so common in cold-weather athletes. I sure notice it.

      I think of Albuterol as a bronchodilator, which is not its primary effect. But overdosing, and Clenbuterol fits into this also, will cause tachycardia and all the other stuff a shooter would not want. It's just not that easy, I guess. Thanks for the clarifications.

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  98. Too late by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
    I just hope athletes don't start thinking about replacing their naturla legs to get 'a leg up'!

    You're way late to the party. Athletes have dreamed of this kind of thing since forever. In 1986 I was in charge of an Olympic trials event and had a fascinating, horrifying talk with a very sincere pistol shooter who was seriously investigating the potential of amputating several fingers to enhance his performance. Pistol shooters, he explained to me, needed their middle finger to hold the pistol and their index finger to press the trigger. Everything else on their hand was just a collection of useless muscles that trembled, had to be controlled, and hurt performance. He wanted to slice off his thumb on a line from the side of his index finger to his wrist. He also wanted to slice off his ring finger and pinkie on a line from the webbing between his middle and ring finger to the outside of his wrist.

    The guy was serious. He never did it but if he had thought he could do it without being sanctioned by the International Shooting Union, he would have started interviewing doctors. Sanctions and the difficulty of finding a doctor willing to do something so unethical were apparently the things that stopped him.

    Since that time, I've heard similar (though not as sincere) speeches from a number of athletes.

  99. Madness by radpole · · Score: 1

    We wouldn't want people having their legs amputated to win races would we.

    Cause you know people would be doing it.

  100. Not a 100% correlation, but it's there. by Explodicle · · Score: 1

    The wise atheists among us don't need to be told the obvious--... As a hard core atheist, allow me to be the first to say fuck you and the high horse you rode in on.
    Atheism has no a jot to do with accepting or discarding human augmentation. Not always, no. But you've got to admit that a religion with no afterlife might inspire people to strive for more than just the brief time we get as humans. We're not limited by a concept of blasphemy like some other people are. I'm not counting on posthumanity like some deluded cultist, but I certainly wouldn't object to the idea.
  101. Energy is not free by Britz · · Score: 1

    So let's give the sprinters some freakin' bikes, cause they get only out of it what they put into it. Looks like you are the one that is clueless here.

  102. True signs of the postmodern... by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    ...are created by postmodernists themselves, solely from the bullshit that flows from their mouths. The signs say, "IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE NOT REAL".

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  103. I'm making a note here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HUGE SUCCESS!

  104. There's always the Special Olympics... by kjcole · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If runners can't keep up with the $6,000,000 man, they can always participate against Special Olympians to prop up their handicapped egos.

  105. Ghost in the Shell by Dorceon · · Score: 1

    Were you kidding? Because there's an episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex where we find that the paralympics have a higher standard of competition than the regular ones because prosthetics became a lot more sophisticated than a limb-shaped piece of plastic.

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  106. Let him compete by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit surprised at the prevailing sentiment on this thread. The guy has no frickin' legs, for pete's sake. The Olympics are supposed to celebrate human achievement and the will to overcome. If he hasn't overcome, then I don't know who has.

    It's also a bit hypocritical to watch this guy teach himself not only how to walk again, but run again, and not only run, but compete like crazy, and criticize him for being 'enhanced' while turning mostly a blind eye to all the athletes with their legs who enhance themselves chemically. Sure, we feign outrage when they're caught, but if they get away with it we pretend they did it on their own.

    Let him compete. I know I would feel a lot better about the future and humanity to see him overcome those odds and win.

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  107. Better mousetrap vs. better mouse by DrYak · · Score: 1

    If you synthesize compounds that already exists in the body, the only way to detect them would be from detecting abnormal levels of them.


    No. Synthetic drugs aren't atom-for-atom identical to the body equivalent. Simply because they are produced using bacteria, which lack the advanced bio-molecular chemistry to append all post-transcriptional modifications. Also synthetic drugs tend to be built using only the active fragment of the compound.

    Thus, synthetic EPO (erythropoietine - growth factor for red blood cell) is shorter and lack the side chains of the natural one. But it does work nonetheless. Modern test can find the difference (although more human-like synthetic EPO is being developed). That's why most doping scheme also involve washing out the drugs by using diuretic drugs (drugs that make you pee, thus peeing out the suspect), which, you guessed it, are also forbidden and could be detected.

    Another (ancient) example is blood-doping, which also used to be detectable only by subjective methods. I believe they have better tests for blood-doping now


    The red blood cell themselves may be compatible, but you could find obscure and rare trace of reaction : there might still be a couple of antibodies left from the donor serum that weren't removed when centrifugating the red cells, and similarly other coumpounds against which the transfusee may be able to react might still be there - it's not enough to trigger an actual graft reject reaction or graft-vs-host reaction, but there are ways to detect it. Also the act of transfusion it self may introduce some visible artefact (increased hemolysis).

    With the proper tools and methodologies, it could be detected, too.

    Also, we have legalized doping, such as sleeping in an "altitude chamber". This is just as unnatural for the body as blood-doping is, but somehow one is legal, and the other is not.


    This method counts on the body reacting to the low concentration of O2 and secreting it's own endogenous EPO. It's legal because no exogenous drug were injected. It's slightly less dangerous (specially for athlete that do actually train in high altitudes in the Alps instead of just sleeping in a capsule) because the doping is happening more slowly over time, using the natural body mechanism.
    None of the less, it does introduce notable change (hematocrite going up) which could both be detected (although, given the current air-plane paranoia, tracking the movement of the athlete would be probably easier) and which *are* dangerous for the health of the athlete (although a lot less than medical doping due to the slower speed and lower extent).

    Top athletes have top doctors, and those doctors know how to avoid being caught by the tests. After all, it's what they do for a living.


    And the same doctors also do hunt the adversary's doping to find way to disqualify them if they did perform better than the payer, as a living.

    It's actually just a huge game of better mousetrap/better mouse, with the doping methods on one side and the detection methods on the other.

    It's just that the most modern methods of both doping and detection are really expensive and sometime the race boils down to who has the biggest war-chest to pour money in the chase.

    Disclaimer: IAAMD, with also experience in research in both fields of genomics and proteomics. Although I don't have extensive knowledge in terms of doping and those few exemples are only the pale tip of the immense iceberg of all crazy stuff that is currently happening in the mad race between doper and dope-busters.
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  108. Oops by Besna · · Score: 1

    Transvision. Seems I need to have implanted flash memory.

  109. Six million what? by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    Well if the dollar keeps falling the way it is maybe the
    6 million peso man will start to get some respect.

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  110. Shoes are an advantage as well by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

    So I expect to see the "legal" runners in bare feet from now on.

  111. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Pop: You've been showboating a bit lately, haven't you?

    Clark: Yeah. But gosh, guys like that Brad just make me so...

    Pop: Angry?

    Clark: Yeah! Is it so wrong to use your abilities? Is it wrong for a bird to fly? For a fish to swim? I could score a touchdown every time. Every time.

    Pop: Look, I don't know what it is, but you're hear for a reason. Maybe...well, I don't know. But I know it's not to score touchdowns. (Gives him a daddy-like pat on the shoulders.) Come on, I'll race you to the barn!

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  112. No, not really. Too many obsoleted skills. by refactored · · Score: 1

    Clearly the guy in a 1 tonne exoskeleton won't do well in the horse riding (unless he is carrying the horse :-)), but on the other he doesn't need a horse.

    So I think you could chuck Modern Pentathalon out of the list straight away.

    The throwing things are essentially ancient displacements for slingshots, lacking rifles, cannon, so you can skip discus / javelin / shot put.

    Well, thats the whole list gone.

    I'd concentrate on "Specialization is for Insects" meme.

    How fast can you move?
        How fast can you accelerate? Sprint
        How far and fast can you move? Long distance / marathon.

    How high can you jump/fly?
        High jump.

    How much can you move? Weight lifting.

    Over what terrain can you move?
        Rough terrain? Orienteering
        Water? Swimming.

    How fast can you recover from exertion / how good is your sight / how steady?
        Rifle Target shooting.

    Are you just a clumsy muscle bound idiot?
        Some fine motor control delicate work puzzle.

    Are you vaguely human?
        Can you move through an average human habitat? Free running / Parkour.

    1. Re:No, not really. Too many obsoleted skills. by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      That's a helluva list. Thanks for the thought you put into it.

  113. That doesn't make any sort of sense by Rix · · Score: 1

    It's a competition. If the participants were all completely equal, the outcome would be entirely random. Why not just roll dice?